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2022-11-27
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2022-11-28
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four oodle mephone and airy kill Steve cobs

Summary:

the hosts become friends and do devious activities

Crack fic

Notes:

bleh you can’t make me proofread my fics!!!

also I wrote this on ao3 and I’m too lazy to get rid of the

stuff so just ignore it ig

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Summary:

a friend asked me to make this for them

Chapter Text

Airy was dead asleep on the couch as usual, and Oodle was watching Breaking Bad on the TV, the TV was the only thing illuminating the room. Four stepped into the room, barely awake. The blue number rubbed his eyes before walking up to Oodle.
“Oodle it’s 3 in the fucking morning.” Four said “What are you doing?”
“Walter whie” Oodle replied, glancing at Four.
“Just make sure Airy doesn’t fall off of the couch again, we’re out of duct tape to tape his head.” Four said as he tiredly walked back to his room.

Oodle slowly grew tired after bingeing Breaking Bad for 3 hours straight. His eyes struggled to stay open, eventually succumbing to his tiredness.

ok thius is at liek 7am morungng
“Oodle wake the FUCK UP.” Four screamed, startling Oodle.&
“Holy fuck Four.” Oodle said wearily “Maybe you could wake me up a bit nicer next time?”
“skill issue+L+ratio”
Oodle hopped off of the couch and trudged to the kitchen, he looked around for something to eat until a pencil caught his eye.
ykw fuck it im too cool for real food he thought

Oodle grabbed the pencil and shoved it into his mouth, swallowing it whole. He left the kitchen and walked back to the couch, Airy was still asleep somehow.
“Airy are you ever gonna wake up?” Oodle asked, tapping on his glass head.
“I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS FINALLY KILLING LIAM GFJONE WHY DDID YOU WQAKE ME UP🤺💥💥💥💥💥” Airy answered<
Mephone4 kicked down the door with a fearful look on his face, his blue screen illuminating his surroundings.
“GUYS STEVE COBS WANTS TO KIDNAP ME” Mephone shouted, grabbing all the hosts' attention.
“whar” Airy asked.
“No time for questions, Airy,” Four said “We need to go commit arson and homicide before Steve cobs kidnaps mephone.”
Oodle dragged Airy by his leg and the 4 hosts climbed into their van.

Four stepped on the gas pedal, the car sped through 3764324816798507 different cities and neighborhoods. They drove through a mountain, 12 trees, 160 buildings, 1442 other cars, and 700 pedestrians. Oodle and Airy had fallen asleep yet again, the 13 hour journey was incredibly tiring, especially for Four, who had to drive. Eventually, Mephone saw the Meeple building in the distance. Mephone turned around, looking into the back of the van, only to see Oodle and Airy sleeping. He sighed and turned his volume to max, he blasted a Samsung ringtone and looked at the two with disappointment as they awoke.
"I'd expect better from object show hosts, y'know." Mephone scoffed.
"shit up iold majn" aory said
"You can't even spell correctly" Mephone countered.
The two continued to bicker back and forth, agitating Four.
"Quit fighting before I throw both of you out of the window!" Four snapped.
"Fine." Airy said as he started to fiddle with his button thingy idfk.
Four drove into the Meeple building, causing $9480244587389 worth of damage to the technology in the building. The hosts hopped out of the van and stared at Cobs, who was just staring back with his arms behind him.
"Oh hello, Mephone4." Cobs said, readjusting his glasses
"You're not gonna question the amount of damage we just caused to your building?" Oodle questioned.
"لا ، أيها الأحمق" Cobs replied.
Cobs grabbed an AR-15 from the table behind him and aimed it at Airy hfjone's head.
"Leave and give me Mephone before your friend dies." Cobs threatened
Airy was unfazed by the gun being pointed at his weakest spot, he yawned to further taunt Cobs.
"didnt your voice actor get cancelled because they sold furry fart fetish art ?" Airy said, lighting his burner.
"AIRY DID YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SAY THAT RIGHT NOW??????" Four said, staring at Airy.
A flame jetted from Airy's mouth, melting Cobs' gun and setting him on fire. Cobs fell over and screamed in pain as he was engulfed by the fire. The 4 hosts walked up to him and started to beat him up while he was on fire, Four zapped him twice, Mephone and Oodle stomped on Cobs' legs, and Airy was vomiting flames on him. The beatdown lasted around 12 hours before Cobs called his bodyguard, MephoneX.

Chapter 2: PEE PEE🤰🌊😰🤺🤪🤓😡🌊🤓🤪💀🤩😡

Summary:

don’t ask why this crack fic is unreasonable long

Chapter Text

“omg!!! cobs is teaming thats like so unfair😒😒😒” Oodle said.
MephoneX grabbed Oodle and threw him at a table, tangling and trapping him in the charging wires. MephoneX grabbed Mephone4 with his claw arm thingys and tried to drag him into another room, Four zapped MephoneX, the robot turned his attention onto the algebrailien.

MephoneX charged at Four, knocking him down. Four screeched in pain as the robot overpowered him. Airy tried to blast MephoneX with his flames to no avail, they seemed to just take it, they didn’t seem to care.

Airy remembered his diarrhea lamp powers, how he destroyed 16 cities just by using his diarrhea lamp abilities. Airy started to charge his diarrhea powers, his legs started to glow a faint yellow, then his arms, and then his body. Airy overflowed with diarrhea lamp power, each step he took shook the ground, his simple presence broke every window in the building. The diarrhea lamp approached MephoneX and threw him across the room, part of the robot’s arm flew off. Airy stomped on MephoneX’s screen and broke the phone in half. woohoo Airy hfjone saved the day!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩‼️‼️‼️

All of his diarrhea powers were drained, he walked back to the other hosts, who were beaten pretty badly. He freed Oodle from the wires he was tangled in, and healed the others with his diarrhea powers.
“guys I’m so cool and good I saved you all😚😚😝😝😝” Airy teased.
“Thanks..” Mephone4 said “I guess.”
“god I think those wires had something in them I can feel colors” Oodle , clenching his face.
“Don’t tell me you fucking ate them..” Four questioned, a ring formed around his pupils.
“they looked like spaghetti so I eated them I’m sorry💔💔💔💔💔” Oodle said.
Airy sighed and threw all of them into the car, Airy ran the car over Cobs just to make sure he was dead and then they live happily ever after the end🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😝😝😝😝😝😝🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Notes:

i want to let everyone know i listened to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxZnV520Omc while writing this whole fic ok bye