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(Cutie_Cookie<3 made a group chat.)

(Cutie_Cookie<3 has added jungle_dragon, fightmenow, therealwishdragon, LonganDragon, and 7 others.)

jungle_dragon: what is this

fightmenow: Lychee wtf did you do

therealwishdragon: don't talk to lychee like that mf

LonganDragon: Everyone shut up. Lychee, please explain.

fightmenow: stfu jekr

Cutie_Cookie<3: *jerk

flame_game: oh hey pitaya are these your sibs

fightmenow: oh dang it's fire spirit

FrostQueen: what in the everlasting snow

(Cutie_Cookie<3 changed FrostQueen's nickname to Wendy's_Frostee.)

Wendy's_Frostee: what the hell.

flame_game: HAHAHAHSHGDGAGAGDHHAHH

Wendy’s_Frostee: stfu you're literally balding your hair is being burned off

flame_game: SHUT UP-

therealwishdragon: this is why Longan wants to commit genocide

-

(magic_Moon and lesbian_ocean joined the chat.)

magic_Moon: What's this group chat for

Wendy's_Frostee: sea fairy get your gf before she gets corrupted by this chat

lesbian_ocean: no, no, I want to know too

therealwishdragon: this is for important debates

Cutie_Cookie<3: like what Shrek movie was the best

magic_Moon: obviously the 2nd one

flame_game: SHUT UP NO WAY-

fightmenow: how do you like that more than Shrek 1

fightmenow: it has the gingerbread man in it

Wendy's_Frostee: I never want to talk to you again.

jungle_dragon: oh wow frost queen is using proper grammar she's mad

lesbian_ocean: I, too, am mad

Wendy's_Frostee: SHREK 2 IS THE BEST SHREK MOVIE. FIONA AND SHREK MEET FIONA'S PARENTS AND THE FAIRY LADY SINGS THE BEST SOLO.

fightmenow: oh god

Wendy’s_Frostee: I SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE I ONCE CALLED YOU MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER SOURCE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

flame_game: oh dear

-

(cala_Mariav2 and windguard have joined the chat.)

cala_Mariav2: I saw you were debating movies so favorite Moana character go

windguard: I didn't even know this existed but I guess Te Fiti

magic_Moon: obviously Tamatoa the man has an amazing voice

therealwishdragon: I agree

fightmenow: your all wrong

Cutie_Cookie<3: *you're

fightmenow: shut up anyway

fightmenow: heihei

(TBD_Cpt has joined the chat.)

TBD_Cpt: Agreed!

(TBD_Cpt has left the chat.)

lesbian_ocean: was that Timekeeper Cookie-

lesbian_ocean: anyway, the best character is either Gramma Tala or the ocean

Wendy's_Frostee: nope

Wendy's_Frostee: it's pua

Cutie_Cookie<3: everyone is wrong! It's Moana

jungle_dragon: for once I agree with Lychee

cala_Mariav2: I also agree

Wendy's_Frostee: nope nope nope it's pua you can't convince me otherwise

flame_game: we never tried to idiot

Wendy's_Frostee: shut it

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(TBD_Cpt added TalkingTomBot to chat.)

TBD_Cpt: tt!owospam

fightmenow: wtf

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

therealwishdragon: OH NO

TalkingTomBot: owo

Cutie_Cookie<3: NOT BOT SPAM.

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

magic_Moon: OH LORD.

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

flame_game: MERCY

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

lesbian_ocean: timekeeper if you don't tell this to stop I'll go to the TBD office myself and make you stop

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

TBD_Cpt: okay okay

TBD_Cpt: tt!stop

TalkingTomBot: Okay!

(Wendy's_Frostee, windguard, and LonganDragon joined the chat.) 

Wendy's_Frostee: why is there so much spam

Windguard: Timekeeper decided to add a bot in

TBD_Cpt:

(TBD_Cpt has left the chat.)

fightmenow: coward

LonganDragon: I'm not going to ask.

magic_Moon: what the heck they use actual grammar

Cutie_Cookie<3: yeah it's weird

Cutie_Cookie<3: wait @windguard

windguard: what

(Cutie_Cookie<3 has changed windguard's nickname to Revali's_Gale.)

Revali’s_Gale: oh a zelda reference

Cutie_Cookie<3: yep

-

(TBD_Cpt has joined the chat.)

TBD_Cpt: guess who's back mfers

therealwishdragon: oh no

TBD_Cpt: tt!owo

TalkingTomBot: owo

cala_Mariav2: this is why I hate cookies

TBD_Cpt: im gonna get your manager

jungle_dragon: the hell

TBD_Cpt: (a three-minute audio recording of Timekeeper Cookie pretending to be a Karen.)

jungle_dragon: forget I asked

Wendy's_Frostee: Timekeeper is the definition of chaotic neutral and no one may say otherwise

TBD_Cpt: uwu

Cutie_Cookie<3:

(Cutie_Cookie<3 has muted TBD_Cpt for five minutes.)

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Cutie_Cookie<3: you chose the wrong day to mess with me im running on two hours of sleep right now

fightmenow: stfu we don't care

(Cutie_Cookie<3 has muted fightmenow for five minutes.)

flame_game: oh shit

flame_game: pitaya is attempting to resist the urge to throw their phone in the lava

Cutie_Cookie<3: tell him to do it idgaf

magic_Moon: holy crap lychee woke up and chose violence

lesbian_ocean: imagine invoking the admin’s wrath

flame_game: imagine not being able to see your gf

lesbian_ocean:

(Cutie_Cookie<3 has muted flame_game for five minutes.)

(therealwishdragon has joined the chat.)

therealwishdragon: what did I join

Cutie_Cookie<3: I chose violence

therealwishdragon: oh

Cutie_Cookie<3: speaking of

(Cutie_Cookie<3 has muted five people for five minutes.)

Cutie_Cookie<3: that's for not choosing Moana as the best

(cala_Mariav2 joined the chat.)

cala_Mariav2: why'd you spare frost queen

Wendy's_Frostee: you can do anything to me on here since you muted fire spirit

Cutie_Cookie<3: shes my favorite elemental legendary

Wendy's_Frostee: thank you

cala_Mariav2: I think you should unmute them all soon apparently Moon thinks you're mad at her for something

Cutie_Cookie<3: oh no

(Cutie_Cookie<3 has unmuted magic_Moon.)

Cutie_Cookie<3: sowwy moon

magic_Moon: it's ok

Cutie_Cookie<3: one moment

(Cutie_Cookie<3 has unmuted five people.)

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flame_game: HELP

jungle_dragon: what happened

flame_game: FROST QUEEN FOUND OUT I WAS KINDA MEAN TO HER SON

LonganDragon: She has a son?

Wendy’s_Frostee: MOTHERFUCKER GET BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE MAKING SHERBET COOKIE GO ALL THE WAY UP DRAGON’S VALLEY HE COULD HAVE DIED

flame_game: AAAH-

LonganDragon: He brought this upon himself.

fightmenow: I'm not helping him

lesbian_ocean: me neither

magic_Moon: what did fire spirit expect that kid is like her lifeblood

Wendy's_Frostee: Hello! It's me sherbet cookie, frost queen is currently attempting to maul fire spirit so I'm using her phone!

lesbian_ocean: oh hi sherbet cookie!

magic_Moon: omg hi sherbet!

Cutie_Cookie<3: sherbet don't scroll up

Wendy's_Frostee: uhh okay!

lesbian_sea: how have things been?

Wendy's_Frostee: good! I got to see cotton cookie

Wendy's_Frostee: oops, wait frost queen needs her phone back! bye!

lesbian_ocean: bye sherbet!

mahic_Moon: byeee!

flame_game: i lived

Wendy's_Frostee: not for long

flame_game: WAHT THE SHTI SHES GTO A GUN MDA OF ICE

therealwishdragon: who's gonna plan his funeral

(Six people are typing…)

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I'm currently on a writer's block with what to do for the real Ch. 4.

What I have:

Lychee is nearly killed by Lotus

Pitaya makes a new group chat for insane people

Frost Queen and Fire Spirit argue again

And that's it, so please help and give me ideas-

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Cutie_Cookie<3: help lotus is mad at me

( therealwishdragon has joined the chat. )

therealwishdragon: LYCHEE

Cutie_Cookie<3: UH

cala_Mariav2: what did you do

lesbian_ocean: two murders within two days

therealwishdragon: THIS BITCH DECIDED TO TRAP HYDRANGEA COOKIE IN A CLOSET AND NOT TELL ME

Cutie_Cookie<3: IM SOWWYY

fightmenow: oh

Wendy's_Frostee: bye lychee

fightmenow: yeah you're on your own

( Wendy's_Frostee, fightmenow, lesbian_ocean, and cala_Mariav2 have left the chat. )

Cutie_Cookie<3: NO DON'T LEAV ME

-

( fightmenow created a new group chat. )

( fightmenow added lesbian_ocean, flame_game, Wendy's_Frostee, magic_Moon, TBD_Cpt, and cala_Mariav2 to the chat. )

( fightmenow has changed the group name to No Sane Cookies. )

fightmenow: this is the no sane ppl allowed chat

Wendy's_Frostee: is lychee going to die

flame_game: why would they die

Wendy's_Frostee: go look at the group chat idiot

flame_game: why you bully me

magic_Moon: nah he didn't just quote a vine

Wendy's_Frostee: maybe you shouldn't have bullied sherbet cookie

lesbian_ocean: frost queen is never gonna let you forget that isn't she

Wendy's_Frostee: nope

fightmenow: this is amusing

flame_game: weak ass Elsa ripoff

Wendy's_Frostee: stfu you sound like a jock from a 2000s teen movie that ends up getting rejected by the protagonist

fightmenow: she got you there

lesbian_ocean: ha

magic_Moon: this is soon going to devolve into frost and fire insulting each other isn't it

cala_Mariav2: yep

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TBD_Cpt: and that is why if I eat a croissant, that is cannibalism

fightmenow: what the hell its so detailed

therealwishdragon: what even is the context of this

lesbian_ocean: scroll up

therealwishdragon: oh

Cutie_Cookie<3: I'm about to cause chaos and impurity

( Cutie_Cookie<3 has added MillennialTree to the chat. )

Revali’s_Gale: NO

Revali’s_Gale: guys please shut up about croissant cannibalism

MillennialTree: What is this chat? Is that you Wind Archer?

Revali’s_Gale: yes don't scroll up please

Cutie_Cookie<3: balls

Cutie_Cookie<3: sex

therealwishdragon: LYCHEE AND I ARE IN THE SAME ROOM AND THEY'RE LOOKING UP SUS STUFF IN RAPID SUCCESSION

therealwishdragon: lychee I swear if you say hentai

MillennialTree: …what?

lesbian_ocean: grandpa please log off

lesbian_ocean: oh lord he's looking up memes

MillennialTree:

*A minion meme* (I don't know how to put in images ;v;)

fightmenow: if that grandpa sends a minion meme again I'm gonna commit violence

Revali’s_Gale: if you attack millennial tree i can and will murder you

lesbian_ocean: don't think he's kidding about that

TBD_Cpt: hey millennial tree do you know how babies are made

Revali’s_Gale: I SWEAR TIMEKEEPER

TBD_Cpt: drugs are good

therealwishdragon: this is hilarious

MillennialTree:

*Another minion meme*

fightmenow: save us

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TBD_Cpt: remember how we all got challenged by a twelve year old and ended up losing

LonganDragon: We don't talk about that.

fightmenow: nah y'all got beat up so bad

therealwishdragon: stfu you got beat too

Cutie_Cookie<3: god I hate that kid

TBD_Cpt: kid is all like “cookies should work together” and shit

TBD_Cpt: like I don't givea fukc

Cutie_Cookie<3: I'm about to make everyone so mad

( Cutie_Cookie<3 has added BraveCookieRunner to the chat.)

therealwishdragon: NO

BraveCookieRunner: hi

therealwishdragon: DONT FUCKING SPEAK TO ME

TBD_Cpt: dang Lychee is ruthless

BraveCookieRunner: is this the dragons have you stopped trying to destroy Earthbread

fightmenow: maybe

BraveCookieRunner: why my friends and I have fought you like 4 times already and won

TBD_Cpt: shut tf up you bitchless twelve year old

TBD_Cpt: only beatt me because croissant was with you

BraveCookieRunner: ;-;

fightmenow: yeah go cry in a corner

BraveCookieRunner: kill yourself /hj

Cutie_Cookie<3: hot damn

therealwishdragon: please tell me you didn't just say hot damn

Cutie_Cookie<3: whatchu gonna do about it

therealwishdragon: this

( therealwishdragon has left the chat. )

Cutie_Cookie<3: SHTI I HEAR LOTUS COMING TO MY ROOM HELP

Cutie_Cookie<3: tell my story once I'm gone

BraveCookieRunner: no

Cutie_Cookie<3: fuck you

( Cutie_Cookie<3 has kicked BraveCookieRunner from the chat. )

—

( therealwishdragon has added HydrangeaFlower to the chat. )

therealwishdragon: my child

HydrangeaFlower: hi mom <3

jungle_dragon: hell nah if you get to add your kid I'm adding mine

( jungle_dragon has added MangoBoat to the chat. )

jungle_dragon: welcome son

fightmenow: SON!?!!!?!??

jungle_dragon: yes I adopted him through totally legal ways

MangoBoat: hi dragons

therealwishdragon: hi my lovely nephew

HydrangeaFlower: hi cousin

therealwishdragon: lychee I see you typing a horny sex scene from a bad fanfic you read and I swear if you send that I'm going to throw your phone into the sea

Cutie_Cookie<3: damn it

jungle_dragon: Language

fightmenow: english

jungle_dragon: I know we're siblings but sometimes it feels like we're just friends

HydrangeaFlower: mother

HydrangeaFlower: mother I crave violence

therealwishdragon: go do violence on Lychee because they're typing in another horny thing

Cutie_Cookie<3: do you know what sex is and how to have it

therealwishdragon: excuse me for a moment

jungle_dragon: excuse me for a moment

fightmenow: AHHAHA THEY TYPED THAT AT THE EXACT SAMD TIEM

Cutie_Cookie<3: fuck shit balls piss

( Cutie_Cookie<3, jungle_dragon, and therealwishdragon have left the chat. )

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magic_Moon: hey sea fairy guess what

lesbian_ocean: what is it

flame_game: are you getting married yet can I be the ringbearer

Wendy's_Frostee: shut up let the lovers talk

Wendy's_Frostee: but can I be a bridesmaid if you do get married

Revali’sGale: neither of y'all will get those positions

magic_Moon: he's right but shut up I'm talking

magic_Moon: anyway

magic_Moon:

[A picture of Moonlight Cookie riding her moon mount while doing the peace sign. In the background is (name of your Kingdom.) She's smiling as it looks like she's descending.]

magic_Moon: I'M LIVING IN THE KINGDOM NOW

lesbian_ocean: OMG WHAT

Wendy's_Frostee: WAIT

Wendy's_Frostee: @cala_Mariav2 GET YOUR ASS IN THIS GC RN

cala_Mariav2: what is it

cala_Mariav2: I just scrolled up and OMFG WELCOME MOONLIGHT

flame_game: they can get married now I bet I'll be the ringbearer

Revali’sGale: again you won't get to be that

Revali’sGale: the two of us have no fucking clue where the kingdom is

magic_Moon: also I'm adding my new daughter in this group chat

( magic_Moon added MilkyWayBar to the chat. )

MilkyWayBar: hi <3

magic_Moon: this is milky way cookie and she's my new kid

magic_Moon: she also owns a whole-ass train

Revali’sGale: language

magic_Moon: dw she swears sometimes

MilkyWayBar: moon could you come help with my pigtails

magic_Moon: sure!

lesbian_ocean: she's so polite

magic_Moon: done look at her

[A picture of Milky Way Cookie. She has her hair tied in pigtails, with yellow star clips. She's wearing a baggy sweater with a star on it. She looks to be waving her sleeve at the camera.]

Wendy's_Frostee: holy shit SHE'S SO ADORABLE

magic_Moon: we're here at the balloon dock

lesbian_ocean: omw

MilkyWayBar: awww my moms are uniting look

[A video of Sea Fairy tackling Moonlight into a hug as the two laugh. The two kiss each other, before looking back and realizing Milky Way is videoing, to which their faces promptly turn red.]

cala_Mariav2: aww :D

flame_game: when's the wedding

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magic_Moon: holy shit cookies have weird dreams

therealwishdragon: like what

Cutie_Cookie<3: I'd like to know what rambutan is dreaming

magic_Moon: that Custard kid is dreaming about how babies are made and apparently he thinks they grow out of the dirt

therealwishdragon: oh wtf

magic_Moon: tiger lily is dreaming that she asked pitaya for a wish but they fucked it up and turned everyone into furries

Cutie_Cookie<3: WTF? FURRY PITAYA (REAL)

therealwishdragon: if pitaya ever tries doing that I'm going to strangle him

magic_Moon: pinecone is dreaming they're buff

Cutie_Cookie<3: are there any cool or wholesome ones

magic_Moon: cotton is dreaming about reuniting with sherbet cookie

therealwishdragon: awww

magic_Moon: cream puff is definitely not foreshadowing a villain arc by turning evil

magic_Moon: knight is dreaming about princess asking him to marry her also raspberry is gay as hell in that one

magic_Moon: and I'm pretty sure schwarzwalder has a crush on dark choco

Cutie_Cookie<3: ooh

( LonganDragon has joined the chat )

LonganDragon: Lotus, Lychee, why are you online, it's midnight. Go to bed.

Cutie_Cookie<3: aww fine

therealwishdragon: tell us more tomorrow moonlight

magic_Moon: kay! night

( Cutie_Cookie<3, LonganDragon, and therealwishdragon have left the chat. )

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magic_Moon: help

jungle_dragon: what's wrong

magic_Moon: im experiencing a gay panic

flame_game: what

magic_Moon: we're at the beach and sea fairy is showing me a new outfit she got and she's so cute in it

magic_Moon: LOOK

[A picture of Sea Fairy in her Jewel of the Summer Ocean costume, sitting by the water. She's smiling and is doing the peace sign.]

Wendy's_Frostee: holy heck I've seen her wear that before

cala_Mariav2: didn't she tell us that she was planning to show Moonlight it

jungle_dragon: wow I have no idea how to help you there

cala_Mariav2: holy crap I'm peeking out of the water and she somehow looks even prettier in the sun

magic_Moon: PLEASE I'M LITERALLY ABOUT TO PASS OUT

flame_game: do it

flame_game: …

flame_game: oh crap did she actually pass out

lesbian_ocean: wtf have y'all been talking about on here moon just passed out on the sand

Wendy's_Frostee: oh lord

jungle_dragon: call an ambulance

cala_Mariav2: give her mouth to mouth

flame_game: code word for smooches

lesbian_ocean: I'm going to murder you

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magic_Moon: holy crap I'm learning lots of details from these cookies’ dreams

magic_Moon: OH WHAT THE HECK

lesbian_ocean: what is it

Cutie_Cookie<3: tell us

magic_Moon: IS THAT HENTAI

LonganDragon: And Lychee is logging off for tonight.

Cutie_Cookie<3: nooooo

lesbian_ocean: WHAT-

Wendy's_Frostee: I just freaking logged on what

magic_Moon: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TGIS IS BUT THEY'RE DREAMING ABOUT TENTACLE LOCKERS

therealwishdragon: the hell-

magic_Moon: IM CRYING IT'S GOT FUCKING ALMOND COOKIE IN IT

Wendy's_Frostee: WTF-

MilkyWayBar: mom

magic_Moon: oh crap

MilkyWayBar: what's hentai

lesbian_ocean: you'll learn when you're older milky way

Cutie_Cookie<3: I snuck back on bitch

therealwishdragon: stg if you explain hentai to milky way I'll tell Longan you were googling x reader smut on wattpad

Cutie_Cookie<3: WAIT NO

Cutie_Cookie<3: PLEASE

Wendy's_Frostee: wtf

Wendy's_Frostee: I'm gonna be responsible for a second

lesbian_ocean: *screenshots*

Wendy's_Frostee: stfu anyways

Wendy's_Frostee: it's two fucking am in the mornings wtf are you all doing

Wendy's_Frostee: go to bed

Cutie_Cookie<3: no

Wendy's_Frostee: bitch

Cutie_Cookie<3: fine

lesbian_ocean: well gn I guess I don't want frost queen to murder me

therealwishdragon: same

magic_Moon: my job requires me to sleep so gn

Wendy's_Frostee: good.

—

(DKEC has added DKEC to the chat.)

DKEC: hello mortals

flame_game: HOLY SHIT

Revali’s_Gale: HUH

lesbian_ocean: IS THAT FUCKING DARK ENCHANTRESS

magic_Moon: WTF

Wendy's_Frostee: wtf do you know this person

lesbian_ocean: this bitch sent her mini-bitch to mind-control us to take over the whole continent

lesbian_ocean: i think i can't really remember that well maybe it was only me and wind

DKEC: and I would have succeeded if not for your damn stupid children

lesbian_ocean: TAKE THAT BACK BITCH

DKEC: no

magic_Moon: someone summon the admin or something

(TBD_Cpt has joined the chat.)

TBD_Cpt: who summoned me

flame_game: o mighty admin please kick that crusty bitch out of the chat

DKEC: fuck you

Revali’s_Gale: y'know I use language very sparingly but

Revali’s_Gale: dark enchantress you're an asshole

DKEC: you are what you eat

TBD_Cpt: HOLY SHIT

lesbian_ocean: OH MY GOD

Wendy's_Frostee: oh my god that was kind of sick

TBD_Cpt: I can't in good conscience kick her after that

DKEC: hah.

(Cutie_Cookie<3 has joined the chat.)

Cutie_Cookie<3: IM TRYING TO SLEEP WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BLOWING UP MY PHONE

Cutie_Cookie<3: I'm kicking the bitch that started this

(Cutie_Cookie<3 has kicked DKEC from the chat.)

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do y'all want to do a qna for the cookies in the chat? im on an idea block for this rn.

will delete this chapter later

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I'm putting this fic on hiatus. I've kind of lost motivation for a lot of my works right now, and Cookie Run is kind of fading out of my hyperfixations. I will work on this again, just not right now.

See you guys again soon!

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Wendy's_Frostee: im indoctrinating fire spirit into the parental instincts club

lesbian_ocean: why

Wendy's_Frostee: he called me practically squealing about how he had this little kid named habanero help him with his staff and now the kid is basically his unofficial grandson

magic_Moon: frost don't you know what this means

magic_Moon: you're an aunt

Wendy's_Frostee: holy cow I am an aunt

therealwishdragon: tbh I'm wondering why he hasn't been on in weeks

lesbian_ocean: the idiot lost his staff and then turned back to an orb

jungle_dragon: is he at least okay now

magic_Moon: I think

lesbian_ocean: I know he's taken a level in compassion tho

Wendy's_Frostee: still hasn't apologized to sherbet

(flame_game is online.)

flame_game: stfu im going through a lot

Wendy's_Frostee: jokes aside seriously im gonna spoil that kid rotten

(fightmenow is online.)

fightmenow: wtf fire spirit is a grandpa now

flame_game: yup

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magic_Moon: apparently I have an older brother now his name is Stardust

Cutie_Cookie<3: wut

Wendy's_Frostee: cool

magic_Moon: we met when he was destroying my home

lesbian_ocean: what.

magic_Moon: no no no wait he's okay now look

magic_Moon:

(A picture of Stardust and Moonlight. Stardust looks confused by the phone, looking like he was in the middle of reaching for it. Moonlight grins.)

lesbian_ocean: wait shit does that mean i have to get his permission to date you now

Cutie_Cookie<3: nah

Cutie_Cookie<3: it just means fire spirit won't be your best man either

magic_Moon: didn't want him to

—

magic_Moon: update on the brother thing

magic_Moon: he and my daughter are now best friends with a doughnut

Wendy's_Frostee: wut

magic_Moon: milky way just sent me this picture

magic_Moon:

(a selfie containing Milky Way, Stardust, and Space Doughnut. Space Doughnut is pushing Milky Way and Stardust out of frame with a big smile on their face. Milky Way is smiling, and Stardust is laughing.)

lesbian_ocean: awww at least he's bonding with his niece

(therealwishdragon and MilkyWayBar are online.)

MilkyWayBar: we saved the doughnut from an evil donut ball

MilkyWayBar: we all almost died and stardust got the crap beat out of him :D

magic_Moon: WHAT

magic_Moon: WHERE'S THE DONUT BALL NOW???

therealwishdragon: wtf i just logged on

MilkyWayBar: idk stardust kinda shot him into space

therealwishdragon: y'know what im leaving

therealwishdragon: i understand nothing

(therealwishdragon is offline.)

lesbian_ocean: so back to the donut ball

lesbian_ocean: are you all okay

MilkyWayBar: my poor train is wrecked :(

Wendy's_Frostee: at least it wasn't your face

MilkyWayBar: yeah

magic_Moon: if you or stardust got hurt badly by the donut ball id commit homicide

MilkyWayBar: stardust got pretty hurt

magic_Moon: homicide it is then

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fightmenow: nah

therealwishdragon: wdym nah

fightmenow: so much has happened in the last two days

jungle_dragon: spill

fightmenow: so basically something is impersonating me in my own fucking nest and i think it might be the lady i taught to speak dragontongue a while back and im currently stuck in my cookie form

fightmenow: i hate it cookies suck

flame_game: rood

Cutie_Cookie<3: stfu you can't even spell rude right

fightmenow: anyway

fightmenow: this guy is a false dragon rider and currently he's flirting

therealwishdragon: with you?

fightmenow: no

fightmenow: with hollyberry

jungle_dragon: wait who's that

jungle_dragon: THE GRANDMA?!?

Cutie_Cookie<3: the one you spar with- STOOP

fightmenow: he's such a slimy gross cookie

fightmenow: and a coward

therealwishdragon: can we go back to the fact that pitaya taught someone dragontongue and is also being impersonated-

Cutie_Cookie<3: no

fightmenow: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE EGG IS HATCHING

(fightmenow is offline.)

flame_game: oh

flame_game: should we like help them

therealwishdragon: nah