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When Techno invited Phil and Niki for a happy murder fun time, he didn't expect to take home a child. But, hey, what can you do, right?

If we were to be more specific, they were going to take down and murder a corrupted hybrid trafficking company! Hooray!

"You know, for a small trafficking business," Niki was sitting dangerously close to the edge, only her hands stopping her from falling off the side of the building. She always did have that reckless attitude. “They have a suspicious amount of security, don’t they?”

"They always have security, the business is illegal." Techno rolled his eyes.

"She's got a point," Phil peeked through the spyglass again, his feathers slightly ruffling. "It's too much. Wouldn't be surprised if trafficking wasn't the only thing going on behind those doors."

Techno shrugged. "Guess we'll find out tonight. Niki, got the info?"

She looked down at the blueprints next to her, finally getting off of the ledge. "Uh, the best points of entry are the ventilation systems located on the left and right sides of the building, as well as third-story windows."

"And this is why we love you platonically, Niki," Phil smiled, and the girl beamed back.

Unfortunately, the piglin wasn't the best at portraying his affection, so he stayed on track. "Two minutes until the guards rotate positions."

"I love you, too, Techno," Niki playfully rolled her eyes, and winged-man cackled.

Thank goodness the piglin hybrid was facing the other way. It would be catastrophic if Niki or Phil saw him  smile . His brand would be ruined!

"So," Phil put his spyglass down. "Who exactly was the client? You never told us."

Techno shook his head. "That's the weirdest part. I never got his name or saw him in person. He said he wanted to remain anonymous, which I guess is understandable, but he left a note saying to look out for a special someone, and that we'd know when we saw them."

"That..." Niki trailed off. "Is very weird."

“Heads up.”

Techno peered his head to where Phil motioned and saw someone in a very expensive-looking suit heading towards the entrance. "How much you want to bet that's our main target, Phil?"

The three watched as the man flashed a badge of sorts to the guards, who proceeded to bow and let him into the building. "Everything we've ever owned."

The watch on Niki's wrist started going off, and the guards began moving.

"Ready?" She asked the two, who responded with a nod.

"Then let's do this shit."

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Phil flew to the rooftop of the targeted building, landing silently. Niki used the grappling hook she made to latch onto the air conditioning, sliding in with ease. Techno took a running start and jumped off the roof, landing on the ledge next to the third-story window. The piglin picked at the lock and slipped inside.

He could see why this was the floor Niki chose. It was completely empty and full of construction tools. He could've crashed through the window and no one would have known.

He made his way to the stairs and was about to leave the floor when he stopped. It felt... off. Something wasn't right.

He wasn't alone. It was far too dark in that room to search himself.

So, as much as he hated to do this, only one person could confirm this quickly.

Or, well, multiple. Thousands.

FREEDOM

HELLLLLLL YEAAAAAAA MOTHERFUCKERS!

Okay, guys let's chill-

Why would we do that

NODDERS

NODDERS

NODDERS

"Nice to hear you, too, chat." Techno groaned, already gaining a headache.

TECHNO

TECHNOBLADE

HI TECH!

Alright everyone, settle down!

PETTHEMOD

PETTHEMOD

PETTHEMOD

"Am I alone or is there someone here?" Techno muttered, closing his eyes.

Just look dummie

NOT ALONE

UHHHHH

SOMEONE IS HEREEEEEEE

CREEPY

RUN RUN RUN

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

He sighed. At least the chat was somewhat helpful.

FRIEND!

FRIEND? FRIEND!

WOAAAAAAAHHHH

The piglin was extremely confused, rightfully so, until he saw the tiniest floating purple particle in front of him. It emitted a very soft glow.

"Chat, translate?" Techno kneeled down to get at eye level with the particle.

HELP

IT WANTS HELP

DANGER!

He heard slight shuffling from the opposite side of the room. Carefully, he walked towards it, once his eyes adjusted to the darkness...

Oh.

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Hey guys!

So i recently rediscovered this fic and now i want to write for it but i don’t like how i did it here

So im ending it here and I will be rewriting it!

Anyways it will be in the same series as this one so even if it’s a different name you can find it