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I knew I had already been replaced. Like the moment the glass dome opened, and that puppet-like figure moved—almost human, almost machine. It marked the beginning of the end for me.
I lied to myself, and to others too. Like a single cell deep within the marrow of my bones—dividing, fragmenting, growing into a sharp, festering tumor that forced me back to the origin, the warmth of the womb. Numb to everything, I finally felt something—you. The sincerity of your love. I wasn’t alone… I ████Summary: Techno has bone cancer. A robot identical to him stands ready to receive his consciousness and preserve his life. Yet he hesitates,dragging out his illness. Phil, his colleague, argues with him as the situation worsens…
Warning: This story contains intense traumatic flashbacks. Reader discretion advised. Themes include illness, pain, self-doubt, anxiety, depression, suicidal ideation, smoking, and other unhealthy behaviors. All locations and events are fictional.- Language:
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After being deemed unfit to serve in the war due to the glitch known as ‘divergence’ Techno is sent back to his primary, Phil. As the days turn into months, Phil and his family try to convince Techno to accept his glitch and accept that he has gained human emotions.
He refuses to be seen as broken and so fights against anything Phil tries to do to “help him”. This leads Phil to making him try group therapy with other divergent androids. As Techno joins the glitchy group of metal he starts to uncover memories unknown to him about his time on the battlefield, feel things he refuses to put a name to and slowly come to the realization that a hunk of metal like him can love.
All because Phil, Tommy and Kristin refuse to believe he’s unworthy of a family.
Or: War android Techno gains consciousness and struggles through the motions of everything that comes with it.
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- Part 10 of 🥐2024🍞
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Falling Forward (Back Into Orbit) by Soupiestfrog
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005)
31 Jan 2025
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Tenth doctor in the SMP, what will he do?
Cause chaos, that's what
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Voices were with him all his life and he had never thought they might do something bad. He would never have guessed that they would be a reason for his misfortune, that they would have made him a bad person, who had blood on their hands.
He had tried to avoid the police after misreading the situation with his parents., but its so stressful. And just only everything seemed to be getting really well.
But he guessed it was never for him.
Death, Voices, and happiness never went good together.
Maybe he should be locked in prison? But he didn't want to lose his freedom.
Maybe he should try stopping the Voices? But it never worked?
What should he do?
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The second part to 'For Voices' (I recommend reading the first part).
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After being adopted by Phil Techno was trying to make his life stable and normal but it didn't really work out.
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- Part 2 of I did it for xxx
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A night of going out to dinner with some friends quickly turns to running for his life as Techno is left in charge of a mysterious package left on his front porch. As he waits for the proper authority’s to come Techno is forced to look after soemthing he would rather just get rid of. Too bad abandoning babies is illegal and morally wrong.
Or: Someone leaves a baby on Techno’s doorstep.
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- Part 9 of 🥐2024🍞
- Part 20 of ✒️Ah Yes, Prompts🖋
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foraging for lurking shadows by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Oct 2024
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Techno huffs a dull laugh. "Don't worry about any of my business. Just head back to the dormitory and go to bed like the old man you are."
"Fine," Phil gives in. "But if you're not back in fifteen minutes, I'm sending Tommy down here."
"Like that's threatening," Techno snorts. "I'll be alright. It's worth it in the long run."
Phil walks away before looking back at him. "Is it though?"
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wherein Techno overtrains and Phil tells Tommy to be responsible and stop him from doing anything stupid
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #30: 'Training for Battle'
Sicktember prompt #2: 'Too Much of a Good Thing/Overindulgence'
with bedrockbros and emduo!Series
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There are No Secrets that Time does Not Reveal by SpyroForLife
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Oct 2024
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Weeks ago, Ranboo went into heat and was desperate for attention. Technoblade kindly and secretly helped him out before sending him home to his husband, and it was only ever meant to be a one-time thing they didn't talk about and certainly wouldn't repeat. And then Techno's own sort of heat arrives, rut, where piglin hormones surge and they become more aggressive, fighting each other and seeking mates. For so many years, he's faced rut alone, refusing to give in to his urges. But after what he did with Ranboo, he finds it impossible to get him out of his head, and he impulsively decides to invite him over to help him with rut. Return the favor, and all. And then this thing between them can be done.
Of course it couldn't be that simple.
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- Part 2 of Consequences
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lovely bitter water by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Oct 2024
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His head is held underwater again.
They keep on shoving him down a barrel of water, thinking he would break, thinking he'd spill the secrets of his motherland he is undeniably indebted to. But he lets the water fill his lungs, because no amount of ice-cold torture could get a single word out of his numbing lips.
They haul him out of the water like a fisherman's net. The fleeting seconds of air against his skin is a precious thing he's grateful for. The days he used to live without a ringing in his ear or constant migraine in his head are so bleary now. And all that wraps around him is bitter water.
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prisoner!Techno featuring the good old process of waterboarding
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #6: 'Imprisoned'
AI-less Whumptober prompt #15: 'Waterboarding' "Don't break down on me yet."
with emeraldduo!Series
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Tommy hacked and coughed, bile sweetly acidic and rancid raced out of his throat and onto the old worn wood of his childhood house. It was the place he wanted to read Techno’s last words to him, despite the considerable distance he had to travel to get there.
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Technoblade's suicide note to Tommy
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A Guide to Usher Syndrome (and being a kid in the foster system) by kaslynwrites for illegally_blind_and_deaf
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Sep 2024
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Tommy Innit is 14, and has Usher Syndrome. This means that he cannot hear—to an extent. When he has his hearing aids, he can hear just fine.
When being the key word.
It's a sort of sport for Tommy's many foster parents to take them as punishment, and Dream is the same. The only thing different with Dream is that Tommy doesn't really mind him taking them. It's always a fair punishment, and Dream never breaks them. Tommy has been living with him for a year now, and Dream is by far his favorite foster parent—and his best friend.
But when CPS take him from Dream's house, his life begins to unravel. He's forced into a home with people he doesn't know, new rules to learn, and no clue to what he's doing.
Don’t get him wrong—Phil and his sons are nice and all, but the Crowes are strange people, and Tommy's not sure that even his endless supply of guides can help him this time.
But maybe, by turning his life upside down and back again, this house and its family can show Tommy what the word "love" truly means.
UNFINISHED FOR PROBABLY A LONG TIME BUT FEEL FREE TO READ ANYWAY
This is about the characters, not the CCs. I do not support Wilbur Gold.
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Re:Good Night Till It Be Morrow by HAN4RE
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Sep 2024
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At just fifteen years old, Theseus uncovered the horrifying truth: his family, driven by their insatiable greed, had committed countless atrocities to satisfy their own desires. Adding to his torment, he discovered that his trusted personal bodyguard, the one he considered family—Odysseus—was actually a spy. Consumed by guilt and betrayal, Theseus faced the ultimate consequence as the people demanded his execution.
Yet, in an ironic twist of fate, Theseus found himself reincarnated, now serving a man he had hoped never to encounter again.
Or the remake of Wolf's Lady AU I make long time ago, this one is more heavy on angst and may contain some scene (in future chapters) that for some people triggered, so, you all been warned. You still can read the original, if you want to with this link!
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a hand to hold by clementine_emeralds for Virgil_Summons
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Sep 2024
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Wilbur did not expect for his patient to be a boy child, trembling and looking at him with fearful eyes. He wondered what had happened for him to be this terrified. His unevenly-cut hair is a shade of pale pink similar to the flushing of his fingertips, there is a scar that runs through his cheek, stopping at his jaw.
“Hello,” Wilbur settles on saying, not moving a muscle just yet. He does not know this child, and this child does not know him. It’s best to proceed with caution like he was instructed.
The piglin boy doesn’t respond. Wilbur could even say that he had made the situation worse, because he curled into himself and broke eye contact.
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Wilbur's first case at a facility that houses piglins that are unable to zombify in the Overworld is a boy who is extremely terrified of this place and the people in it.
Prompt: special facility to re-habilitate/take in certain creatures takes in an especially troublesome case
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- Part 107 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 63 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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Techno didn’t know when his health started to decline. Maybe it was when college started and he moved to a whole different country to live in the dorms with a roommate who has too many people in the room after hours. Or maybe it was when he started drinking coffee like it was water just to stay awake to finish an essay.
Either way getting sick was just another thing he had to deal with. However, Phil and Tommy somehow made it bearable.
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- Part 8 of 🥐2024🍞
- Part 19 of ✒️Ah Yes, Prompts🖋
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they can't have it all by clementine_emeralds for titan_titration
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Aug 2024
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“I’m tired, Phil,” the younger says underneath his breath.
He hears rushing footsteps coming. The noise is so loud, it’s all too loud. He winces away from it as if that would change anything. As if those footsteps will stop reminding him of explosions and shouting and war drums.
“I understand that you’re tired,” Phil presses his lips into a thin line, empathetic. “But do you know how much the kingdom would suffer without you?”
That just made Techno frown even further. “Yeah. Cause that’s all I am to them. A weapon, right? I’m just The Blade to them, right?”
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Basic ass fic: Techno is injured during battle and Phil is there to help him.
Prompt: patching up wounds after a battle/day of purgatory
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- Part 75 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 31 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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I Am Loved, And So Are You. by soysaucebleach
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
11 Aug 2024
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Ranboo is running.
He can't feel his arm anymore, that can't be a good sign. He doesn't have time to look now though, he has to keep running.
Behind him he hears Dream shouting for him, screaming for him to get his ass back there or he'll regret it. Ranboo knows that if he goes back now, he won't be leaving that house alive. The forest is getting thicker, but he can't stop now.------------------------------
Technoblade is out in the woods, again. He was overwhelmed by all of the noise at his dad's house, and he needed a break.
The forest is peaceful, everything is still.
Until a figure comes crashing into the clearing, panting as they grab their stomach, blood steadily leaking from between their fingers.
They look like a child, especially once Technoblade notices the stuffed cat clutched tightly in their other hand.
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The day the Blood God lost everything by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jul 2024
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Techno and Dream are the two rulers of the Artic Empire. Dream was blessed by the gods and able to be have children, but only once. After years of being happily married they tried for a heir, as they were still young. The whole seven kingdoms were hoping for a boy, as that what they wanted a future Emperor. (Sexism was a big thing back then)
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What happens when their first, and only, born is a girl? What will little Praelia face through her short life?
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No Power by Troublesome_0
Fandoms: Alternate Universe - Fandom, Based off the characters in the DreamSMP
20 Jun 2024
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The inspiration to this fanfic is based off the song:
“No Power” by Absofacto (the slowed down + reverb version)
Hello there. *folds hands together* If you've been here for a long time you know I changed this summary :) And I only changed it because it was kinda cringe. But if your new? You didn't see anything. Please continue.
This is a fic I started almost 2 years ago now (WOOOOW that's crazy to think about.) And during that time we suffered the loss of a legend and some terrible developments with people. SO this fic is in the name of remembrance for Technoblade and preserving the past.
If you like it drop a kudos maybe a comment here and there. It's incredibly motivating. :)
SO! Without further adieu I grant you, 'No Power.' (heheh You no longer get a taste of what my writing looks like in this box huhuhuhuu)
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technoblade gets horny and forgets about morals with dream
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DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT
After a walk goes wrong, Technoblade finds himself in front of the Blood God. A being who controls another world, that is much like the game he played for years. Making a deal with the God, he is given powers and transported to his new home world to do as he pleases. Even if the deal came with some draw backs. What will his life be now?
(An Interactive Fanfic! Roleplay as Technoblade! Make his decisions, make some other decisions. Have a fun time!)
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- Part 6 of ZomPig Main List
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Technoblade never expected to be running away from the very place he found comfort in.
As he ran, far away from the warmth of his house, he wished for a split second, just for a moment,
that he never found out.
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- Part 1 of Minecraft SBi