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What A Mess by Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy) for ErissTheMean
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Jun 2025
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Philza wouldn't consider himself an honest man. An honest worker, perhaps, when he can afford to be; an honest father, an honest friend. But now, dressed straight off the rack, with his son's tiny little hand cradled in his, it is an honest smile that steals across his face.
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Philza cleans crimescenes. He's a crimescene cleaner. He's also a father, almost definitely laundering his boss’ money, and newly very, very confused.If boss is not son, why son shaped?
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Diet Dark SBI Crimescene Cleaner AUSeries
- Part 36 of Elbow-deep in DSBI
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Tommy dies, and then he wakes up staring at a young piglin hybrid who looks uncomfortably familiar. And he's in the Nether. Wait, what did the kid say his name was? Okay, so he's in the past. That explains it.
Like hell it does! What is he supposed to do now?!
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Tommy is The Adult and Techno is Very Curious about this random werido. Shenanigans and fluff ensue.
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- Part 1 of A Man Named Theseus
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Phil and Techno have found the perfect location for the Syndicate’s base. Now they just need to convince a certain god it’s the perfect base…
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- Part 2 of The Adventures at Esempi Park
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 556
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Free to Download, Pay to Win: help, I was isekaied into an eight year old and everyone wants my sick ass sword! by Anarchy_and_Piglins for miss_universe
Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Jun 2025
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From an outsider perspective, Techno has a very empty life.
He’s twenty-one years old, a broke college student who takes all his classes online, a complete social recluse because he hates people, never willingly leaves his apartment, and has sunk almost five thousand hours of his life into a shitty pay-to-win mobile game nobody except him really cares about called Assault Darkness Myths.
But that doesn't mean Techno is unhappy. In fact, he's very happy with his life!
So imagine how pissed off he is when he wakes up in the game's fantasy world stuck inside the body of an eight-year-old orphan.
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As Homeworld embarks upon another chapter in its era, there is little doubt that their newest diamond will bring about newfound prosperity. A race of space-faring gems designed to conquer other worlds, to pillage and take and extract and infect. It was a wonder how Pink Diamond could ever catch such an interest in organic life, for as fickle as it was. He was an anomaly amongst the other diamonds—amongst gemkind itself. His smiles were genuine. His lustre was vibrant. His gem sat at his naval signalling his status as a cold, ruthless, efficient ruler meant to establish order and control.
Yet he wasn't anything like that.
At least, not on the surface.
It was a poorly kept secret that he held a strange sort of attachment to his pearl.
One would think... that there was something going on.
Here lies the story of Pink Diamond. A gem as bright as the stars themselves. A dear friend. An empath. A liar.
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Or, a 3/4 Sleepy Bois fanfic set in the world of Steven Universe because the curse lives on even in this au.
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Techno finds a crown and Phil initially doesn't believe that it wasn't stolen. Phil feels bad when he gets proven wrong and cuddle ensure as an apology.
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A Pearl in the Hand Is Worth Two in the Sea by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
25 May 2025
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As a fisherman, Phil knows a thing or two about mermaids. Firstly, that they're not myths—despite what some in the landlocked regions might think. Secondly, that they avoid humans practically all the time. Not man-eating sirens, or anything of the sort. And finally, that they have strong family pods that they would never let a child stray far from.
That's why Phil knows that something isn't right when he finds a baby mermaid far too close to shore. But it just so happens that the little mermaid teaches him something new. Mermaids don't cry tears, but something far more valuable instead.
And it offers him a solution to all of his problems.
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Techno is a mermaid. Mermaids cry pearls. Phil desperately needs money. An obvious conclusion follows from this equation...
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Starting from a young age, Phil has taken an interest in psychology. What makes the mind tick and what pushes humans to do terrible things. Cults in particular are a fascination of his, also the subject of his master thesis when he earned his degree. This leads him to the dangerous position of being asked for help by the police when they need somebody to infiltrate a cult called The Blood God’s Chosen.
Phil’s job isn’t hard. Enter the cult as a new initiate, keep his head down, and gather the needed information so police can make arrests. The entire thing should only take a few days.
Then he meets a young child the cult has denoted its sacrificial lamb and things get complicated.
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my god is my brother (and i his oracle) by seirenes (sparretronia)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Apr 2025
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On his seventeenth birthday, Tommy received two gifts. The first gift was the ability to speak with a god, the gift that saved him from dying on the next day.
The second gift came in the form of a pink-haired child.
(There may or may not be a connection between his presents.)
Or: five times Tommy bonded with Technoblade, and one time he realised who his new friend truly was this whole time.
Or or: author writes cult fic without any actual understanding of religion just because they wanted some bedrock bros fluff.
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The office was practically silent, the sound of writing and shuffling paper occasionally filling the space. The floor was hard wood, probably spruce, but the desk and chair sat on a plush carpet that felt expensive to the touch.
Currently, he was huddled under the oak desk, back pressed against the panelling that shielded the bottom from view. The position was harsh on his tail and his ears had to press against his head to fit but this was the best he’d be getting.
Hunched up against the dark corner of the desk felt safer than being out in the open where the bastard in front of him wanted him to be, anyways.
After escape attempt number eight, the emperor refused to let him more than a few steps away at any point in time. He even regularly checked under the desk to make sure that he was still there, probably half expecting him to have tunnelled out in the minutes he was left ‘unattended’.
He couldn't. The wood was too thick and it would be far too loud.
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Wil's not having a fun time with his new 'family' and rebels in the small ways available to him.
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Fox sonboy gets forced into bonding with emperor bird dad
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- Part 33 of Dory's Dark SBI
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here again? how about i help past me to get a good life. by Sorow_life
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 Apr 2025
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Tommy is a time traveler who went back to the time he was a kid in the pit but he meets techno and dream in there now tommy helps with their escape plan delivering them to the right home while taking past him and giving him a good rest-of childhood!
or i just threw a bunch of ideas in a pile and took a few
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Three Parallel Existence AU by SkyFantasyWorld
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Apr 2025
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Technoblade, a pig hybrid feared by all.
With his cape and crown, and his diamond sword by his side, people always look away in fear of him.
But was he really all that scary?
What if one day, his secret has gone out, not only proving that he wasn't all that bad, but people meet two new people because of it, one of them being a child version of himself.
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- Part 1 of Three Parallel Existence AU
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“My son has been kidnapped by hunters.”
Jack stiffens for a moment, flames igniting themselves in top of his head. Before smoke can fill the building, the Blaze pauses, looking down to Tommy.
“But Tommy is right there..?”
Phil shakes his head. “Not him, my eldest son.”
“Since when did you have two sons??”
“I’ve always had two sons.” Phil answers simply.
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“When the crows have something to say, we should listen to them. Sometimes, ignoring them makes it worse and whatever they’re trying to tell you won’t go away just because you don’t want to accept their warnings.” — Vernon Oickle
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- Part 3 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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Technoblade's Guide to Running away Into Space (and Tommy's there too???) by Flowerhive
Fandoms: Dream SMP
14 Apr 2025
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When Earth turns to ruins, people are using any means possible to rule the crumbles. Young soldier Technoblade runs from his past with a small child who would have faced the same fate as him. Unluckily for the both of them, they decide to go to space in an aircraft neither of them know how to fly.
Crash landings, aliens, new worlds that the humans didn't know exist, found family?????? Sounds like a 100% solid, fool-proof plan!- Language:
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- 15
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Having a fledgling is better than anyone could have ever described. It is simply impossible to encapsulate the love, adoration, and joy that fills Phil from a single glance at his fledgling. The only thing that comes close is that he must feel alive again.
The little fledgling in his nest, and his heart, has revived him. And Phil will never let anything happen to him, or he might just die again.
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Phil and Techno might be out of their lonely arcs, but they both have histories weighing them down. Maybe the fact that neither of them really know how to do the sire-fledgling thing will make it okay.
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- Part 2 of If Love Is a Universe
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when is a monster not a monster? (oh, when you love it) by captainofmysoul (mediocremartyy)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
03 Apr 2025
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The earliest memory Techno has is one of fear and pain, which doesn’t provide much distinction from his other memories. He was small, clutching a knife in one hand, the other hand aching with barely-healed fingers. He was growling like a bigger piglin, standing over a cooling corpse.
This was the first time he heard the voices.
You have done well, one said. Not in words, not yet, but he understood them all the same.
Child of war, another said.
But the vast majority of the voices said a single phrase, over and over again, with no space for Techno's own thoughts, only red.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
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So imagine Wilbur’s surprise when he spots two humans sitting under his tree. How dare they? Don’t they know it is impolite to just sit under one’s tree without asking? So rude.
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- Part 4 of The SBI Saga
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In fact, it was just too ordinary of a day, and it should have been clear right away that something was off, but who could have expected the twist to be in the children!? Despite the fact that this was the heart of the forest and there was no sign for miles that anyone lived here...
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Wilbur narrowed his eyes. “This feels… suspiciously educational.”
Phil just took another sip of his coffee. “Huh.”
Tommy was too busy playing with Henry to notice. Techno just stared at Phil, unblinking.
Phil hummed and looked out the window. “Nice weather we’re having.”
Wilbur pointed a dramatic finger. “You’re hiding something.”or Techno, wilbur and tommy are orphans, and they decide to travel to L'manberg, and are unfortunately welcomed by cold misery, and they try to survive in this desert wasteland.. and Phil tries very hard to let him adopt them.
or Techno had two occupations in life, making sure tommy didn't die, and making sure wilbur didn't kill tommy.
They decide to go north, to a town called L'manberg, hopefully they won't get adopted by an old man who likes to collect children.or Pretty much a self indulgent fic i wrote cuz i wanted exactly this, i doubt anyone will read it.
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- Part 1 of The road to L'manberg
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¿Podemos quedarnos más tiempo? (solo no sueltes mi mano). by Skay_Filim
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Feb 2025
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Philza y Kistin son personas excepcionales, pero al no poder tener hijos decidieron entrar al programa de casa de acogida y entregar la documentación corespondiente, están bastante contentos con los dos pequeños que tienen bajo su cuidado y parecen ser felices... Entonces ¿Por qué se decidirían por él entre todos los demás niños? No es especial...
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Technoblade es adoptado por la familia Craft y realmente no esta feliz por ello, pero tratará de hacer su mejor esfuerzo para no encariñarse antes de que lo retiren de su cuidado como siempre ocurre.