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A series of ten oneshots detailing the complicated life of Technoblade, the Hero Association's pride and joy, homegrown in their labs and now dealing with the consequences that come with that.
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After Las Nevadas' fall, Quackity nothing left. Nothing more than fear, he was still alive. Was why he still alive? What cruel prank of the Goddess was this? With nothing more to do than to survive, Quackity found his way to the cold and humilliating Artic. Right at his nemesis' door. Right in front of Technoblade.
A month, that was the deal. A month of protection for a month of information about others...
Title from Home - Phillip Phillips
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You know that one day, the world will end. It’s something you hear often, an event both anticipated and dreaded— the day humanity’s reign over the earth will be ceased.
You don’t know when it’ll end, but you know how it will. Or rather, who will carry out humanity’s execution.
You never expected to meet The Harbinger in your lifetime, and much less for him to have pink hair.
Now, how to convince him not to end the world?
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Prophet/Seer!Reader x Harbinger!Technoblade
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Tubbo feels small sometimes, and when he does, technoblade is there though it.
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I made an agere october writing challenge! its called small-tober2025! im doing two versions as i couldnt decide which one to ultimately do. so im doing both! anyways, this is the small!tubbo and cg!techno version.also, this is apart of an AU but you dont have to read the others to understand these.
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- Part 5 of hybrid boyz
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the prison took everything from him — his strength, his hope, his will to keep breathing. but when the world finally goes dark, a familiar voice breaks through the silence. techno has never been good with words, but some promises don’t need them. and this one is simple:
if dream falls, he’ll catch him.or ..
dream thought the cell would be his grave. techno proves him wrong — and shows him that healing, though slow, is still possible.
a/n: this fanfic is written entirely in lowercase for stylistic purpose.
disclaimer! —
this fanfic is specifically about online personas, not the ccs.
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Blood Soaked Hands || Technoblade x Reader || by Schlackin
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Oct 2025
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You were the Goddess of Peace and Healing. However your life was going great, perfect even before you ran into him...oh how you hated the Blood God.
[This fic is entirely based on the characters not the actual people, this fic will deal with angst, smut and other serious and silly topics so be aware, anyways happy reading!]
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Philza struggled to keep standing straight, dizzy from blood loss, a white-knuckle grip on his sword.
“I have heard much of you, emperor Philza, and I have respect for you. Therefore, I’ll offer you a deal. You will surrender. You will kneel before me, right here, right now, and beg for mercy. Then I’ll take you to the Nether with me, and you’ll become my prisoner, slave, and personal servant. Or-”
The Blood God raised his netherite blade, pointing the tip straight at Philza’s heart.
“-I will allow you to die with a sword in your hand, and once you’re dead, I will slaughter your children.”
Philza fell to his knees without hesitation.
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Philza had been prepared for a lot of things when he was taken as a war prize: the loss of his basic freedom, the heartbreak of being separated from his sons, the indignity of being reduced into the piglin king’s “pet”.
What he hadn’t been expecting was for the man behind the blood-stained mask to be soft-spoken, or good-natured, or tired from the weight of his crown.
Or lonely.
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- Part 1 of Bloodboon
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Phil Waston's Guide to Accidentally Lying to His Friends by TooFastHeartbeat
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
01 Oct 2025
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7 years ago, a Tom Doe was placed in foster care. A year after that, he was adopted by one Phillip Waston, who lived in northern England and had a stable career as a content creator.
Two years after that, Tommyinnit started his channel, a mimicry of his father’s. He wanted, desperately, to do as his father did. At most it would be a fun hobby, right?
Right.
Or irl fic except Tommy is Phil's adopted son, and no one knows because they both suck at confrontation
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Fic contains Wilbur Soot- I am not a Wilbur Soot sympathizer, that man can die, I just have a hard time letting go. Support and Believe all Victims -
“I’m sorry, but, Tommy tried to do WHAT during his exile!?” - Technoblade said calmly by Highlander_0808
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Oct 2025
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Tommy was gonna tell Techno at some point what he tried to do during his exile.
He really was!
Eventually..
But sadly, Tubbo saw that tower and fucking snitched! Well, in Tubbo's defense he did think Tommy was like, dead and shit, but still!
Now Tommy has to deal with Techno being an overprotective piece of shit. [ Phil says he’s "Being a good older brother!" ]
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Or; Tubbo mentioned that he thought Tommy pulled a Sayori in front of Techno, and Techno was NOT pleased!
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All he could see when he closed his eyes was the rusted iron anvil dangling over his head, attached to a fraying rope, slowly beginning to draw closer and closer as time moved in slow motion. All he could feel was the steady creeping of terror into his heart and the cold wood of the totem clutched tightly in his hand- his one lifeline, his one shot at escaping with his life.
Or: Post-execution Techno struggles to let his guard down and ends up lashing out. Luckily, his friend will always be there for him.
Ailesswhumptober prompts:
October 11th- Sleep deprivation
October 20th- Before it starts/after it’s overSeries
- Part 1 of Crow’s Ailesswhumptober fics 2025 🩹❤️🩹🩼
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“Dream apologize. Because the only reason I won’t march into Schlatt’s coven to get Fundy back is because they have Fundy as leverage. so I am not above wiping your entire coven off the face of the Earth,” Phil snarled.
“Fine, then what kind of apology do you require?”
“A blood tie.”
Tommy felt like he couldn’t breathe as panic clawed at his ribcage and sunk itself deep into his heart. Surely Dream was kidding? Surely Dream would wheeze out a laugh and jokingly berade Tommy for how scared he looked, say that it was just a joke. “You’re going to TheFirstEmpire. You’re going to become one of Philza’s humans,”
It felt like his whole world had been flipped upside down and mercilessly shook.
Every part of him wanted to believe Dream was lying.. He wanted to beg, plead, get down on his knees and cry for Dream to do something because Tommy didn’t want to leave!He didn’t want to be some dumb peace offering to another coven! He didn’t want to leave Dream, even as mean and cruel as he could be.
Or: Tommy gets sold to a new coven aka SBI
Or or: Tommy gets adopted by SBI and friends and learns what it’s like to actually be loved ;33
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- Part 2 of Vivid’s Vampire AU
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This was meant to be the happiest day of his life... so why was he feeling so sick at the thought of marrying this woman? She was absolutely lovely and Techno was enamored by her beauty. He had never thought a day in his life he'd find love, but was he really about to throw this away? He couldn't call off the wedding *now*! Eleanor would be beyond pissed and everyone would have to go home. No, not after all the money they'd spent.
Techno couldn't help getting cold feet, though. He felt like this was a total mistake. Had he surpressed all doubt about their relationship until this very moment? Certainly so with how it felt like the dam holding back the water in his mind was cracking and breaking down, ready to smother him in destruction.
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Technoblade gets pressured into a toxic marriage and eventually leaves it, going on to raise a son he never knew he wanted. Let's hope nobody tries to bring him out of retirement... again.
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I Would Give You the World If You Promised to Live in It by Kallo_dog
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Sep 2025
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All he had to do was knock. It would take less than a second. Techno would probably make it painless, a final mercy in a way.
Tommy raised his fist and knocked once on the door in front of him. He heard a bit of rustling on the other side before the door before it swung open.
Tommy stumbled back on reflex and watched as Techno’s axe came down on the place his head had just been. Techno’s glare softened as he noticed Tommy, who had put his hands up in surrender.
“Theseus?”
Tommy laughed nervously. Here goes nothing. “Heeeeey Technoblade.”
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He remembers back when he was a kid he and another boy, one that had blond hair that shines like gold in the light, used to run up a small hill. On top of that hill was a tree that they used to sit under and watch the stars together. His memory now of the whole thing is well passed and no matter how hard he tries he can’t remember that boy’s name. He told another person about this to his mother who said he was also a hero and all she said was “That kid wasn’t important”.
He’s not sure why and of course he trusts his mom and all but in his mind that kid felt important like somebody he could trust wholeheartedly someone he…loved?
No that’s not right he stood and turned towards the doors on the building and walked inside. He’s met himself before surely, he would remember somebody he loved and anyway him. Loving someone? That was a stupid thought that he reprimanded himself for even thinking about.
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or I got bored and dared to write something, so I made this
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Always at His Side, Never in His Sight by CookieNomNomCrunch
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Flower Fall (Philza Hardcore World)
28 Sep 2025
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Sometimes, prince Tommy wished he could disappear. He couldn’t stand the way people looked at him, like they could only see a political pawn to gain control over Flower Fall, a symbol of avian dominance in their mixed-origin country, a nubile prize to marry into nobility, a boy.
But once Techno gave him an invisibility potion, Tommy could vanish at any time! No one could look at him wrong if they couldn’t see him, right? Suddenly, Tommy didn’t have a care in the world…aside from the implication his brother wanted him to disappear.
For adopted crown prince Techno, all he wanted was to be seen. As a useful propaganda prop, sure, but the flashier a target he made, the safer Tommy would be. Nothing more than a decoy prince to draw the assassins away from the real royal family. For as much as they loved each other, Techno knew his family wanted him to disappear. And if the many assassins didn’t manage to take him out, his parents would ensure it themselves.
But that was fine. Techno would sacrifice his life for Tommy, the phantom of his protection to forever remain always at his side, never in his sight.
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Scrapped Lore Round Two, Chair Boogaloo
Or: A Chair. Revenge. Angst. Humor. Torture. Some Twists & Parallelism.
Or: Dream tries to get revenge & it backfires, Punz tries to help him get revenge & that backfires, leaving Techno to clean up the mess.
Note: This takes place after the events of Crow's Nest, with the first chapters being the gap of Ch 10 & 11
A chair. Sitting innocuously in an odd corner of an odd hidden corridor. Punz just stares at it, studying the weirdly placed furniture hidden away like some dirty secret … but that’s not what makes his breath catch in his chest and still his every movement. No, it’s the blood stains, the leather straps, the divots and the roughed up wood that he sees lining its edges that make him feel as if he might throw up.
It’s not where the chair is, but where it has been that ties Punz’s stomach into endless knots. It’s the implication carved into it as if suffering is engraved into the very grains of the wood, as if the residue of pain coats it, that makes him freeze with horror. Because it’s the chair.
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- Part 2 of Haunted House Timeline
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News said the Queen and her unborn child were sick. Rumours said the Kings guard were looking for a magic flower to quell all sickness, a flower that could pull someone back even from the brink of death. To the people of the Antarctic empire and greater lands beyond, the flower was nothing but a legend, forged many millennia ago. The story had quickly became one of myth, and was lost to the ever moving sands of time…
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When Tommy and Tubbo cross paths, an unforeseen pact is forged. Will their alliance rewrite destiny's design?
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AKA a Tangled AU featuring Tommy, SBI, Tubbo, Dream and everyone else.
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The last thing that Tommy heard when he walked out of the hospital room was the faint sound of the heart monitor starting to slow down, the nurse who took him out later played with him in a secluded room...He never knew that in that moment of drawing his family all together, hapilly. Will be the moment that one of them was not with them anymore...
In the funeral, Tommy being too young to understand, played with his toys pretending he was playing with "mommy", which only made his brothers cry more, as the casket was laid under the ground was the moment that the craft family was never the same anymore.
Now trying to deal with the grief of their mother and wife, Philza Techno and Wilbur tried to hold it together but with the guild and grief violently coursing through their body, they blaimed each other and themselves for Kristins death, especially Phil who in that moment had lost all hope in trying to find love again, while his twin son's Wilbur and techno both accidently and purposely tormented and neglected their youngest brother, Tommy.
But after a horrible event occurred, left the family more broken. Soon they will be stuck in a time loop trying to stop the events that happened that night.
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You felt bad for her, but its not like you actually wanted to BE her!
Waking up in none other than your best friend's novel seemed like just a dumb escapism-filled fantasy. So, what do you do when it actually happens, but you aren't the 'Main Character', just a side character?
What do you do when one of the characters breaks away from the canon plot, and he does it for you?
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Tommy is obsessed with vampires and wants to convince his dad(Phil) that their real. He meets vampire hunter!!Wilbur.
Tommy looks like Vampire!!Techno's dead brother. (This totally doesn't become a problem)