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    A Crown, heavy with duty and loneliness.
    A Cape, woven from blood and the promise of freedom.
    Wings, once clipped by loss, now desperate to soar again.

    Technoblade, Quackity, and Eret have nothing in common but the shared ground they stand on, which is quickly being overrun by crimson vines. An uneasy pact is their only hope. But the ritual to save the world requires more than artifacts; it demands they bare their souls.

    Forged in the fires of a shared crucible, three solitary rulers must learn that the strongest alliances are not built on compromise, but on the terrifying, fragile, and beautiful foundation of trust. And perhaps, something more.

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    You know that one day, the world will end. It’s something you hear often, an event both anticipated and dreaded— the day humanity’s reign over the earth will be ceased.

    You don’t know when it’ll end, but you know how it will. Or rather, who will carry out humanity’s execution.

    You never expected to meet The Harbinger in your lifetime, and much less for him to have pink hair.

    Now, how to convince him not to end the world?

    ———

    Or,

    Prophet/Seer!Reader x Harbinger!Technoblade

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    !!!!!STILL GOING THROUGH EDITS!!!!! !!!UNFINISHED!!!!

     

    Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.

    But a basic summary of this one is:
    Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad (also Sapnap) knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.

    Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.

    After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad (And Sapnap) finally takes action.

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    Approximately one year ago Tommy Innes was abducted by aliens.

    Techno Blade is a pirate captured by those same aliens.

    He's thrown into the same cell as Tommy, found family and bonding insures.

    (Rated Teen and Up for Violence & Language)

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    After Las Nevadas' fall, Quackity nothing left. Nothing more than fear, he was still alive. Was why he still alive? What cruel prank of the Goddess was this? With nothing more to do than to survive, Quackity found his way to the cold and humilliating Artic. Right at his nemesis' door. Right in front of Technoblade.

    A month, that was the deal. A month of protection for a month of information about others...

    Title from Home - Phillip Phillips

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    PART TWO OF THE WOLFBORN AU
    You will probably want to read the first fic before this one lmao.
    ~~

    Technoblade was raised by a pack of Dire Wolves since he was seven years old, though he kept his ability to pretend normal. Of course, all the SMP knows is that Technoblade is..... Technoblade. Even Philza isn't aware.

    But they still notice the wildness, don't they?
    ~~
    Or, some moments when Techno's wolfy side was... less hidden.
    Might make a second chapter.

    PHIL AND TECHNO HAVE A BROTHERLY BOND HERE WHY CAN'T I STOP WITH THE SIBLING BONDS-

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    Philza took the empty potion bottle back, sliding it into his pack. Then he straightened, scanning the horizon for movement. Nothing. Not a single other Piglin in sight — no Sounders, no Brutes, no family group.

    The realisation made his wings twitch uneasily. Piglins didn’t leave their young alone. Even older Shotes had protectors.

    But this one? Alone in the wastes, wounded, and just attacked by its own?

     

    or

    Goretober day 11 - Slice

    Philza travels to the Nether in the hopes of finding some materials and getting some keepsakes for his piglin hybrid kid. Techno gets thrown out of his Sounder and almost killed. Luckily, they meet each other.

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    It would not have been incorrect to say that one of the reasons why Techno had suddenly decided to organize a family dinner for the first time in his life was because, during his latest visit to Snowchester, he’d found out that Ranboo, his protege, was married to Mr. President and the Traitor. Not only that, but, as it turned out, those three had a kid together, a small zombie piglin, and that sure did make him feel some kind of way.

    It hurt to know that Ranboo didn’t trust him enough to tell him about his family. He hated being in the dark. It made it harder to know who he could truly count on.

    But it would have been a lie to say that this breach of trust alone was the reason for his newly-found desire for some social interactions. Technoblade was not such a weak man.

    No, there was something that he disliked even more than being lied to by his loved ones, and that was people doing things wrong. And one look at his little brother’s too-thin frame, his pale skin, his graying hair, and the dark circles under his eyes had been enough for him to decide that his partners were clearly not caring for him properly.

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    or, Techno is unhappy with Tommy's condition and takes matters into his own hands

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    Technoblade, you overpowered dude, why did you have to get too strong for this world.

    or

    Tehcnoblade basically outgrows the DSMP and the canon police said nuh uh so now he has to survive in the One Piece world and he doesn't want to do it alone.

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    He woke up in the Nether after a time jump.
    Oh yeah, past Techno is there too, same with all sbi. ♥︎-----------

    Or Time traveler Tommy wakes up years in the past after a time jump.

    Updates every few days

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    His life wont be the same, but he'll give this child the world.

    #Emduo Backstory

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     Hi y'all, this is my first Minecraft Fic and my first Dream SMP fic, have mercy. No, I have no idea where this idea came from to me.

    This is the backstory of the Wolfborn AU.
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    Years before any of the politics, the alpha female of a dire wolf pack found a human-piglin hybrid child injured and hiding from adults. With no scent of parents or pack on him, the Dire pack took him in as theirs.
    ----

    Or, in which Technoblade grew up in a Dire Wolf pack but kept his ability to act normally since it was near a town. No one, not even Phil, is aware of his past yet.

    This is going to be a series, lmao.

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    Wilbur is a 15 year old Piglin hybrid, just starting highschool, he keeps it hidden as he doesn't want people who don't know how to mind their business asking him where his sounder is.

    Technoblade is Wilburs homeroom and history teacher, he's a Piglin Brute hybrid, Wilbur wasn't expecting that and had deemed that Technoblade's presence will make his entire highschool career harder to deal with. Especially if his instincts keep telling him to either bite the fucker or curl up next to him.

    Or

    The fic where Piglin Wilbur starts school and his teacher is a brute who once knows what Wilbur s goes "Hah yea your my son now nerd".

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    "But– Tommy wasn’t a baby. At least, he wasn’t small and squishy the way human babies were. He was a child, what humans called their shoats, but he wasn’t treated like one. Phil had never done this sort of behavior, but Phil was an avian. Maybe Wilbur did it with Phil?

    Maybe humans had a baby mode or something, and it was really private. Phil talked to his son with adult language when he was a baby, and sometimes used baby language when he was an adult. Maybe their minds did a similar thing, and Techno had just never been close enough to one before to witness it. "

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    This is just the Mutual Miscommunication Bedrock Bros Swaddling Fic my heart needed.
    (Yes, I changed the name on this if it looks familiar)

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    "with a right hand placed on the / trunk feels that her heart still trembles under the new bark, / and having embraced the branches as limbs with his own arms / he gives the wood kisses, and the wood shrinks from the kisses."

    - Daphne and Apollo (Ovid's Metamorphoses)

    After a decade (more or less) abandoned in Pandora's Vault, completely alone, Dream escapes with the help of a god and a demon, hellbent on getting revenge on his server for what they did to him. But things are far from simple, as he barters with both them and his own broken body for more time alive -- and only get harder when he calls in a favor with an old friend.

    Because his Warden is hunting him.

    Only one question remains: how long can he keep this up?

    And is he really still in control?

    ON HIATUS

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    Techno blinked the purple mist away from his vision, the portal always messed with his head but not normally this much. He shook his head, trying to clear his mind faster. He heard Phil stumble slightly as he also arrived, his cane struggling to hold him up at the sudden weight. Techno robbed his eyes before opening them once he was less dizzy. He looked around blinking a few more times to make sure his mind wasn’t still wonky from the portal.

    Instead of the red hot, rocky terrain and dangerous place they called the nether, the pair appears to be in some kind of throne room, the room covered in icy blues and sparkly golds. Two thrones sitting at the end of the long room, the thrones themself being the same gold and icy blue the room is covered in.
    Techno looks beside him to see Phil being as shocked as he felt. He stepped closer to his best friend, his hand instinctively inches to his sword as he eyes the room around them. The pair jumped as they heard footsteps, a loud sound in the silence that the pair dissolved into.

    ~~~~
    AKA The au where Dsmp!Techno & Phil finally get hugs and stop repressing their instints with a little help of altgernate verisons of themselves

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    Dream is a piglin hybrid and hides it from the server using the mask, but when Technoblade an older piglin hybrid joined the server things get weird when mating season comes around.

    Or

    Dream screws up a few times leading to Technoblade figuring him out and starts acting possessive before giving Dream a courting gift.

    Or

    Dream doesn't know why the fuck Techno has taken to stalking him only to find out he wants to fuck his ass.

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    Tommy has told no one his a vampire. But with techno taking care of him after exile his instincts want him in if coven.

    Will Tommy make techno part of his coven or will he leave in time

     

    This is inspired by Exiled Blood Makes Family by
    Ringnea

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    Techno takes a deep breath, letting it out slowly. “You’re always taking care of me,” he mumbles. “M’sorry.”
    “Don’t apologize,” Phil says quietly. “It’s a privilege.”
    “Hm?”
    “Taking care of you.” Phil thinks about Techno’s past, about the horrible inhumanity he went through, and it seems nearly impossible that he could have come out the other side, that he is sitting here so quiet and safe in front of him. “It’s the greatest honor of my life.”

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    Phil can’t help but wonder exactly what led him to this moment, lying hurt inside a cell, his wings bound tightly behind his back as his own blood coats the floor.

    As blow after blow rains down upon Phil by his captor, he’s mocked with harsh words sneered at him, the condescending “Does this hurt? My apologies, Your Highness” and the smug "Oh how the mighty have fallen, Your Majesty."

    And there's not even any denying it: King Phil has most definitely fallen.

    But in the darkest of times, he finds a light to grasp onto, a friend in the form of the piglin hybrid locked in his cell.

     

    Or a story of friendship between Phil and Techno, in which an ex-king who’s had all his freedom stripped away and a prisoner who’s always been treated like an animal both discover just how nice it is to finally have a friend.

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