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All These Things They’ve Done To You, But I’m Still Keeping You Here by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Nov 2025
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I have writer's block of certain fics rn, but then I find drafts with multiple chapters ready to go and stuff.
Im sorry chat.
Another one.Modern Streamer AU.
Ages have been messed with tremendously.
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Dream and Drista have always known about their younger half-brother, but only that he existed, and they shouldn't blame him for that, it's not the child's fault.Now, when he's 19 and with legal custody of his sister, Dream finally looks into it.
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He CANNOT believe he wasn't told his baby brother was in the foster system.
Nope, nope, he's filing for custody NOW.Meanwhile, Technoblade has been in the foster system for years, the only comfort from the horrors of it being his best friend/basical brother Skeppy, and their secret Minecraft channels.
And now he's told his older half-brother, who he barely knew anything about, and who apparently just found out about his situation, actually wants him. Techno just hopes they won't have a belt. Wait- DREAM?!!?!??!?!...Can Dream and Drista get their new little brother to believe it's safe?
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(might change the summary but who cares eh)Series
- Part 6 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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Netherborns Pack Together! (You're Safe Here, Tuskling) by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP
26 Oct 2025
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!!!!!STILL GOING THROUGH EDITS!!!!! !!!UNFINISHED!!!!
Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.
But a basic summary of this one is:
Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad (also Sapnap) knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.
After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad (And Sapnap) finally takes action.
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- Part 1 of Netherborn Lore Series (name pending)
- Part 3 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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The one thing money can’t buy is a heart, and Philza has been missing half of his for eighteen years, ever since Wilbur’s twin was stolen from his cradle. Understandably, he overreacts a bit when Wilbur has been gone a few hours and a mysterious phone call says they have him. Thankfully it’s just a misunderstanding, but when he goes to pick up his son, he almost can’t tell which of the boys is supposed to be his. Cue a series of frantic plots to rescue his long lost son, because Technoblade is going to be part of the family whether he likes it or not.
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Techno’s parents die in a car accident with him in the car. Phil gets a call about a young child in need of emergency placement.
A part of Techno’s backstory for this series, but can be read as a stand alone oneshot.
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- Part 2 of Working Hard To Make This House A Home
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(friend-safe-bright) speaks up again, voice faded as Techno drifts back into sleep.
“Phil, they messed up his wings really badly. Do you think… Will he ever be able to fly?”
A heavy pause. Techno yawns.
“..I don’t know.”
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“And she was always cold towards bats, too, and could not bear them; and yet I think a bat is as friendly a bird as there is.” — Mark Twain
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- Part 4 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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Something weird is going on with Techno.
Now, Tommy thinks just about everything about Techno is weird. Not Techno himself- Tommy’s had a lot of weird foster siblings, he’s used to ‘weird’ kids.
But still. There’s just something… off.
Today, when Tommy gets up, he finds Techno sitting at the kitchen table with his head in his hands, looking like he’s about to break down in tears, and Tommy decides he needs an answer.
“What’s wrong?” he asks, plopping down beside Techno at the table.
“I don’t want to talk about it,” Techno mutters.
“I know something’s wrong. What is it, are they hurting you-”Series
- Part 6 of touch
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In All Seasons by Whooo_Even_Kn0ws
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, DSMP - Fandom, Dream SMP
27 Jan 2025
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"They had all been adopted by Philza at some point after he fostered them. Ranboo allowed themself to feel a tiny bit of hope at that. Maybe, just maybe, Phil might adopt them too. But only just for a moment. They had been through this enough times to know that holding onto that hope only hurt them later."
Phil is trying to fill the empty room in his heart and home. Wilbur is trying to be a good big brother without getting too attached again. Techno is trying to survive this semester. Tommy is trying to pass his global politics class. Tubbo is trying to make his new foster sibling feel welcome. Ranboo is trying to hold onto the hope of having a family.
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Techno drags himself back to consciousness by sheer force of will, because he knows he can’t stay down for too long. He has be perfect, or they’ll hurt Wilbur.
It’s been so long since he’s been with his twin and Techno misses him so much it hurts, so much worse than the physical pain of the training or the drugs they pump into him or the surgeries or the ache and burn of the powers he wasn’t born with.
He hates it all but he has to endure, for Wilbur’s sake.Series
- Part 6 of we are yet more
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Technoblade doesn’t like going to parties. They are always loud and overwhelming. But Phil invited him, and he couldn’t let his best friend down. So..he could suffer through it once..right?
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it still hurts underneath my scars (from when they pulled me apart) by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Jul 2024
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And it happened. The sky erupted, breaking the void of the starless night with imploding flames. Like birthday confetti to the children playing uphill, like a hunter's gun to the startled birds fleeing to someplace else, someplace warm and nice and quiet.
Then, something broke in his head. A wall, perhaps. A barricade broken, a gate reopened. He could've sworn he locked the door and nailed it shut. But once again, it gets torn off its hinges as an old, familiar friend worms its way back into the barren and ready spot in his head.
Eight-hundred and seventy-nine days. The voices have been quiet for that long, only so long. The streak was made to be broken. Doomed to be broken today.
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Or, it's July 4th, and Techno doesn't fw fireworks and spirals.
Or or, Traumatizedblade my beloved (and the consequences of his past, plus Phil trying to calm him down)
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- Part 36 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 1 of the words we left unsaid
- Part 9 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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Rescue Gone Wrong by TechnosDotCrown
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Subnautica (Video Game)
26 May 2024
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September 12th, 9:32 am, the crew of The Sunbeam gets a frantic distress signal from an uncharted planet designated 4546B, a mostly water planet. Apparently, the ship classified as The Aurora crashed there some time ago, and they just happened to be close enough to properly pick up the distress signal and would be passing the planet in a matter of hours. It would be an easy pick-up, and they informed the crew of what was to come.
ORRR
stupid crew makes stupid selfless mistake and DIES for it but not Techno because he is built different
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My first fanfic!!
Also thought I may add c!wilbur isn’t him and never EVER I will be reclaiming the character <3 THIS IS CHARACTERS NOT THE REAL PEOPLE BTWSSS -
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|You owned this church and you sure as hell weren't gonna let it down|
This chapter will be a little short
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" It was just one phone call how much could it really affect him? "||
Tommy's life seems to be going absolutely terrible for him, he's in a terrible home, he just failed a job interview for the 10th time in a row and his friends are forgetting about him, by some miracle, Tommy gets a certain phone number to talk, he won't know if this is the best or worst decision he's ever made.
or an AU where Tommy is in a terrible home and Phil thinks he can change that..
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There was a forest that was at the far end of the city of green, the name was long forgotten after many years. Many avoided the forest that stretched on what appeared to be endless to many, too far and too dense to traverse safely.
Many avoided the forest, besides Kristin.
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The village likes to deem things as cursed, maybe Kristin should've listened this time.
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It's Nice to Finally Meet You by umIcarus (orphan_account)
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
07 Aug 2023
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Closeted Trans Technoblade tries to survive his last year in foster care with the Watsons.
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The writing came through with a strong feeling of anger and annoyance with a hint of panic. Wilbur frowned and shook his head. Pink was very picky about what they did and where. It would be something that bothered Wilbur, but there was always that note of panic with it that just made him worried. Why did one of his soulmates need to cover their writings?
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Techno gets in trouble as a kid for things his soulmates wrote and takes action to cover them so it doesn’t happen again. Besides, they’re not so bad if you get to know them.
Written for SBI Summer Bingo 2023 prompt Soulmates
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- Part 6 of SBI Summer Bingo 2023
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And Build It Again[Discontinued] by Whooo_Even_Kn0ws
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
26 Mar 2023
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“Hullo.”
“Hello, is this Technoblade Craft?”
“This is he, may I ask who is calling?”
“This is Elizabeth Kelly from L’manburg Family Services.”
“Okay?”
“I am reaching out to you as next of kin in the hopes that you would consider taking into your care Wilbur and Tommy Craft.”
Techno is asked to take care of his half-brothers, Tommy and Wilbur, after their father dies. It's a struggle for everyone involved.
Title from Ship in a Bottle by Fin
Content Warnings given at the beginning of each chapter.This fic has been discontinued unfortunately.
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If Its Not My Fault, Then Why Do I Blame Myself? (I Don’t Know How To Forgive Myself) by Metephorically_yes, Wish (Metephorically_yes)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Jan 2023
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Technoblade is now free from the arena, but he is not free from himself.
He killed his best friend, and now he wants to redeem himself in the only way he knows how.
And the legend of the Blood God grows.
But maybe it wasn’t his fault.
And maybe he can be forgiven.
And maybe, one day, he will forgive himself.
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- Part 1 of Were We ever Human?
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Please Don't Find Me [I'm Not Okay] by transgarfield for RadioSilencer
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Dec 2022
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Tommy does not breathe and he does not laugh and he does not swear. Tommy is not the harsh cry of a fledgling eagle soaring over the brisk mountain tops. Tommy is not the wind teasing the tall aspen, Tommy is not the babbling brook in the morning sun. Tommy is not life itself and he is not nothing at once.
Or at least, not anymore.
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or: a c!bedrock bros hanahaki soulmate au with plenty of allium duo fluff as well <3Series
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Phil and his adopted son, Wilbur, foster Techno over the holidays. Techno doesn't trust them. It's your typical foster au with a holiday flair.
Content Warnings at the beginning of each chapter.
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- Part 9 of In the update bucket - not abandoned
