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    “I don’t know how to face it,” Phil whispers. “I don’t know how to tell them their mom isn’t coming home. And not- not because something happened to her, but because she doesn’t- she just doesn’t want them. How- how- how am I supposed to tell them that?”
    His mom is silent for a minute. “I don’t know,” she says at last. “Just… you should tell them the truth. I think they’ll understand better than you expect.”

    or, the promised backstory!

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    She wasn’t really sure what to think when Phil first brought their sons home.

    They always spoke about having kids, it certainly wasn’t a new prospect by any means, but between his adventures and her studies they just… never found the time to start a family.
    At least, until her husband brought in two orphaned naga’s from one of his adventures.

    Of course there were ethical questions about the matter, on whether taking them out of their natural environment so they could survive was scientifically sound or not but… she never said she wasn't a selfish woman.

    She always had a bone deep fascination in snakes and, of course, that extended to naga. How couldn't it? They were magnificent works of nature.

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    Scientist Kristin is obssessed with snakes to a totally healthy degree and, when Phil brings home two naga, uses her job to keep them forever as her sonboys :)

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    This is NOT how you conduct an unbiased study Kristin...

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    Tommy kind of sucks at baseball.

    It's the first thing Technoblade notices about Tommy's play style. He's not going to train the kid, but he's kind of curious about Ranboo's friends at this point.

    The lanky pitcher-in-training talks about them constantly, but Technoblade can't really see why.

     

    (or: someone commented on the series and i feel bad leaving yall hanging so heres the notes and drabbles from summer 2022 about the baby baseball au :]

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    Techno and his family just recently moved to a new house, as their dad (and Technos foster dad) move in they are tense as the recent passing of a mother has tainted their relationship, Phil became neglectful and reclusive as well as blaming Techno for his wife’s death as the accident wouldn’t have happened if techno didn’t take her out in his logic, Willis refusing to interact with his younger brother cause his complicated birth-contributed to his mothers body not being able the accident cause of it. Tommy and techno stick together as they meet neighbors and then find a mysterious door that will change their lives forever

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    Hunting for food wasn’t easy, no matter how old he got.

    The only real benefit that came with age was an increase in size and whatever knowledge he learned from failed hunts. Though, now that he’s thinking about it, he ate far more consistently as a fry than he does now.

    Being so small let him go relatively unnoticed on large mer but now that he was around as big as most juveniles despite being an adult, all that stealth was long gone.

    The reminder makes the fins surrounding his mouth flick irritably, disturbing the image of his false face for a moment before he settled again. It was all about appearances now. He had to look like some poor, unassuming mer in the hopes that someone would swoop in on him hoping for an easy kill.

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    Phil gets a quick meal, sees some sonboys and lies to himself about keeping them as future little insurance meals.

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    Lamprey Phil gets a meal and accidentally gets some sons too

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    Wilbur and Techno are friends. Friends with matching faces and a gate between them.
    Wilbur an orphan from the Abbey next door.
    Technoblade is the son of a rich drug dealer.

    But that's not going to stop them.

    What might is a large crow avian that seems obsessed with Technoblade.

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    As befits a good sire, Phil loves his fledgling more than anything else in the world. And thus he takes his promise to care for Technoblade forever very, very seriously.

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    It hasn't stormed since he got here. In fact, a lot has happened since it last stormed.

    The day it last did, time raced quicker than a blur. It felt like he was running out of time, it felt like time was running away from him. People his mother called ‘bad men’ with guns barged into his home—though they all promised him they were going to keep him safe—that was the last time he saw his parents in casual clothing, and not orange scrubs.

    The months after that went too fast. He could barely remember why he's here in the first place, why he's now under Phil's care. The orphanage said he was ‘qualified enough’, but to Techno, he is more than that.

    Phil doesn't own a bat. Phil didn't raise his voice. And Phil didn't give him bruises.

     

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    There is a thunderstorm and foster kid Techno is Going Through It™ but he has a loving family.

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #28: 'Thunderstorm Overstimulation'
    Angstober prompt #9: 'Promise'
    with SBI!

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    "What's the commotion? Why is there crying?"
    "Your Highness, these children--"
    "Dad!" exclaimed a curly-haired, brunet boy, running up to Phil and tugging at the hem of his tunic. He was carrying a wailing toddler in his arms and looking quite panicked. "Help! Theseus- I don't know how to get Theseus to stop, that's usually Will's job. How do I calm him down?"
    "I'm sorry, mate, but I think you have the wrong guy. I'm not your dad."
    "Yes, you are! You're Emperor Philza Corvus, ruler of the Blackbird Empire, aren't you?" Then, he squints. "I guess you do look a little less old, but you're definitely my dad. Your aura is the same."

     
    The Antarctic Empire is ruled by the Crow Clan. The Netherian Empire is ruled by the Raven Clan. And the two families absolutely hate each other. They've been in a cold war for years. It's no shock to anyone that Crow Prince Philza and Raven Princess Kristin hate each other, too.

    The real shock comes from the three little boys appearing from nowhere claiming to be Phil and Kristin's sons from the future.

    Aka: Enemies to lovers teenage Dadza and Mumza tackle suddenly becoming parents. Family dynamic fluff with a side of coup d'etat. :D

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    After eternity, nothing feels new anymore. Everything has been done and it all feels trite. Everyone has left or died the same, even those that were supposed to be eternal too. Phil finds little meaning in walking the earth after so long.

    Then he finds a fledgling. Something finally changes.

    Phil is an ancient vampire on his lonely arc. Techno is a baby vampire, also on his lonely arc. There is only one way this can end.

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    A plane crashes, and Phil is the only survivor.
    Or so he thinks for the first day.

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    Technoblade doesn't have a lot of luck in foster homes and his hair suffers for it.
    Thankfully, Phil's been a bit of a help

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    Or: just some fluff with Kid Techno and Dadza

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    Two crazy people in love and willing to do anything it takes to stay together.

    Burying bodies, staging unfortunate accidents with rat poison, etc.

    Nothing will get in their way.

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    Cold stone walls arch overhead, making Phil’s wings ache for the sky. Cages line the walls, cages containing other hybrids. Most yell, and struggle, and slam against the bars; a few are still and silent, like Phil; others are screaming and writhing in pain as the slavers flog or beat them.
    He watches through half-lidded eyes as the man crosses the room to kick at another cage. What Phil had assumed to be a few tattered blankets stirs, revealing the form of a child.
    By the stars above and the hells below, that is a child in that cage.

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    Wilbur helped him up, patting him on the shoulder once they were both upright. “Excellent work, Technoblade. I trust you a lot more now. Do you trust me?”

    “Yeah, I think so.”

    “Did you have fun?”

    Techno pondered over that for a moment. “I guess.”

    “Well what do you usually do for fun?” Just for some frame of reference.

    “I like to farm potatoes. I like, um, I like beatin’ people up and I like collectin’ swords--” Hold on, was this kid a world-class freak? Farming potatoes? Who did that for fun? That was such a poor person thing to do.

    Wilbur looked up at the sky. The sun was trailing its way through the sky, and Wilbur had only so much time before his bodyguards found him. He’d have to move fast.

    “Why don’t you show me your sword collection?”

    //

    Or, rich kid Wilbur wishes to escape his oppressive lifestyle and run off to La Jolla. Luckily, he meets Technoblade, a kid who looks eerily like Wilbur and is clueless in all things social.

    He just wished running away didn't accrue a body count.

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    Phil takes Techno to the apple orchard.

    Just a small fluffy thing written using Comfy-vember prompts for day 16: carrying/reading aloud/loving gaze

    Out of order cause my brain said so, sorry lol.

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    Techno was the cause of all his kingdom's tragedy. He had to be. He was cursed from birth and now they were all facing the consequences of keeping him.

    Anyone placed in charge of his care always met a gruesome end, whether it was poison or trampling. So now he’s terrified. He’s so very scared because now it’s his uncle's turn to take care of him, the only member of his family who ever showed him any kindness at all.

    His uncle Phil who fought for his place to even be crowned, saying that he wasn’t cursed because of his red eyes and pink hair. Uncle Phil who had a son and a loving wife already, ones who Techno desperately didn’t want to doom like he did every other caretaker.

    So no matter how safe he felt with him, no matter how much he longed to run into his arms and have someone to take care of him again, he ran away.

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    Crown prince Techno thinks he's cursed and, after the unfortunate deaths of everyone he gets handed off to, he refuses to let the only family members who ever really cared for him meet the same fate.

    or or

    Please involve the kid you're planning on stealing in your evil schemes or else he'll think he's cursed and try run away.

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    “I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,” Wilbur rushes to Techno who had gone utterly motionless. “Talk to me?” he urges. "Please?"

     

    He needed to call dad. He should call dad. He has to call dad. He needs to.

     

    Techno sniffed silently, staring soullessly into the then-vase now-disarray fragments on the floor.

    Wilbur was prepared to wipe his tears away, he really was. But..he stammered away.

    “Techno? Your..your tears,” Wilbur gulps. “They're- they're golden.”

     

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    Phil brings home a boy from the Nether who cries tears of gold.

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #9: 'Undiscovered Powers'
    with twinsduo and emeraldduo!

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    Томми открыл глаза после смерти и столкнулся нос к носу с малышом, получеловеком – свиньёй, отчего-то выглядящий до жути знакомым. И он находится в Нижнем мире. Постойте, как мальчик сказал его зовут? Чудно, он оказался в прошлом. Что многое объясняет.
    Да чёрта с два! Что ему теперь делать!?
    ИЛИ
    Томми стал Взрослым, а Техно очень интересен этот странный Чужак. Начинаются интриги и милые беспорядки.

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    “What the hell.” The kid whispers, horrified, like Techno’s the one with a busted lip and black eye. “How are you doing that??”

    Techno blinks his red eyes, doing his best to scrub the dried tears away. “Doin’ what?”

    “Hanging upside down like that??”

    “Well, I was sleepin’.” Techno glares, burrowing into his wings.


    ”The baby bat screamed out in fright, ‘Turn on the dark, I’m afraid of the light.’” — Shel Silverstein

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