Chapter 1: Donnie's Laptop
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Chapter Text
Michelangelo took in a sharp intake of breath as he woke up. This was new. He was sure that he and Hiroto had died together. But here he was. In terrible pain, but alive. Alive on a very familiar feeling bed, looking up at a very familiar looking ceiling. Tears of anguish pricked at his eyes. He was finally reunited with his family. His father, his brothers. They were all waiting for him. He saw them right there. And now he was alive—and they still weren’t.
April appeared by his side, giving him a bout of déjà vu. It was the same as when…the same as the last time he woke up in a hospital bed with April beside him. The night he failed to reunite with his family on his own terms, only to faint from the blood loss. But April was still here, and so was he. She embraced him, and they both cried at their victory and the people they lost to get there. The Foot Clan was gone, and the Hamato Clan remained. Broken in more ways than one, but they remained.
Casey had rushed back to the lair when she heard the news, rushing into the arms of her sensei. She was so glad that she didn’t lose him, too. Michelangelo couldn’t recall the last time he cried this many tears from happiness. Casey tried to give him back Splinter’s book, but he refused. It was hers now, the heir to Master Splinter’s teachings, a successor of the Hamato Clan. She felt like she didn’t deserve it, but Michelangelo assured her that she had already proven herself worthy.
It took Michelangelo a month to learn how to walk again. Soon, he was well enough to do his forms and some light sparring with Casey. Eventually, they even had races to the rooftops. It felt strange at first, to train like the old days—when he and his brothers were teenagers. Before Raphael and Karai’s battle. Before Raphael…
Michelangelo accepted the cards that he was dealt. With his own blood, sweat and tears he paid it back. He was free from the vendetta now. He finally knew peace. He no longer saw his brothers. One might say that that’s a good thing. But he never knew how lonely it got without their voices. Then on a particular somber evening, Casey came home with four baby turtles, freshly mutated. No one asked her if she found them that way, or if she exposed them to the mutagen herself. He told himself it was the former, because Casey-Marie wouldn't do that to them. To him. Right?
He was a granduncle now. A grunkle, so to speak. Grunkle Michelangelo. He liked the name more than he’d like to admit. They were too young to hold a proper conversation with, but he enjoyed their company. They liked to climb on him and he was big enough to carry all four at once.
Michelangelo decided to clean up around the lair, to make it more baby turtle proof. It wasn’t necessary but it gave him something to do. And then he noticed it. In a box of Donatello’s old dusty tech was an outdated laptop. April knew what was on it, just the basic OS and a singular messaging application. But the last time she checked it, Donatello hadn’t contacted anyone yet and the server he made was barren. Now maybe Michelangelo was feeling nostalgic, but he opened the laptop to see what his brother was up to.
general
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Wdym you can send gifs on mobile /tenor don't work on mobile
TurtleTerror ()
dude
click on the emoji button. on the right side of the text box.
Bold&DaringPlan ()
...
Oh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
???!!!
Van Gogh Vroom ()
this is priceless
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
BRO??
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Hello?? Exqueeze me????
Bold&DaringPlan ()
You've been excused
TurtleTerror ()
how the shell have you been sending emojis then
Bold&DaringPlan ()
With colons and the autocomplete prompts?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
So you’re telling me you type out the emoji name and then pick the suggested emoji?
Jinkies ()
Wait, guys. Look who just came online.
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Yes
【Neon Leon】 ()
dgfAIHSJFdgakfhjet
Van Gogh Vroom ()
lmfao
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Everyone STFU.
Admin Donnie is typing.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
omg finally
Bootyshaker9000 ()
SSSShshshshshshhhh
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
🤐
HamatoNutello ()
Hello? What is this
Who are you people
How do you know my brother’s name?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
Ooooooh
wait wut
Van Gogh Vroom ()
@Bold&DaringPlan this is your fault leo
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Raph tf
Why would it be my fault?!
Van Gogh Vroom ()
idk
it just is
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
This server has been up for THREE MONTHS
And the one time Admin Donnie finally speaks
It turns out that IT’S NOT EVEN REALLY ADMIN DONNIE?!
HamatoNutello ()
Sorry?
So who are you guys?
And why are you pretending to be my brothers?
If this is some sick joke you should be ashamed of yourselves
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
wow
look what you did @Bold&DaringPlan
your tearing this family apart
TurtleTerror ()
Leo alert 🚨 🚨 🚨
Van Gogh Vroom ()
looks like we got another leo boys
fun police is here
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Hey!
【Neon Leon】 ()
i take offense to that
dont you dare group me up with them
(Da Ba Dee) ()
:T
TurtleTerror ()
go back to your date leo
Jinkies ()
Enjoy your date, Leo. I'll fill you in on the details later.
(Da Ba Dee) ()
(=
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
so where have y'all been????
HamatoNutello ()
Goodbye. You can all fuck off with your "joke".
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
WAIT NO DONT GO
【Neon Leon】 ()
chill chill chill CHILLLLL
Jinkies ()
It’s not a joke. Let us explain.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
Ya were all pretty legit
HamatoNutello ()
Explain.
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Sparknotes version.
The multiverse exists.
We’re all interdimensional counterparts of each other.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
i cant believe ur donnie found a way to achieve contact across the multiverse and didnt tell
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
Ya youd think any donnie would talk nonstop
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
tbf, the "TURTLE POWER!!" guys left a lot to be desired.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
o ya. i miss those lil dudes
Van Gogh Vroom ()
i dont
TurtleTerror ()
you fr mikey? they were annoying as hell
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
still
youd think admin donnie would at least tell the rest of the family
HamatoNutello ()
Donatello had other priorities.
Jinkies ()
Are you sure you’re not a Leo?
HamatoNutello ()
...
Jinkies ()
nvm...
HamatoNutello ()
Prove it.
Prove to me that you are alternate versions of me and my brothers.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
[Image Attachment: Group photo of the 2012!turtles in their lair. Raph and Donnie are playing a video game. Donnie is using a mechanical armstand to feed him pizza, while Mikey's pizza slice has a giant cheese pull that is draping over Raph's head, who stares at the tv screen in annoyance. Leo is sitting in the back, smiling to the camera.]
Jinkies ()
[Image Attachment: Group photo of the 2003!turtles, standing outside in the middle of the woods, smiling as they look into the direction of the "camera".]
Bootyshaker9000 ()
[Image Attachment: Group photo of the rise!turtles, posing in the middle of the street. Donnie is holding his tech bo as a selfie stick as everyone looks into the camera. April is sitting on top of Raph's shoulder]
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
wow u guys work fast
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
ofc
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
I HEARD ADMIN DONNIE'S HERE?!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
👀👀👀
We came as fast as we would
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
ufortuenly not lil me
but its for sure one of the teetls tho
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
yayayayaya
donnies just sent them proof of the multiverse
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
that explains the barrage of family photos
【Neon Leon】 ()
yo why they taking so long
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
not a single reaction either
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
i think we broke them
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
did i miss admin donnie??
。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。
Jinkies ()
I just hope their Donatello isn't getting in trouble
It is quite the thing to keep a secret from your family.
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Well, maybe they shouldn't have snooped in Admin Donnie's stuff
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
He does make a valid point.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
say it isnt so donnie
r u keeping secrets from us??
ur fav brooooos
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
I plead the fifth.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
gasp
noooooo
😭😭😭
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
is admin donnie coming back?
or whoever they are
Bold&DaringPlan ()
I would like to take this time to say that this isn't my fault
Van Gogh Vroom ()
yeah it is
Bold&DaringPlan ()
How? I'm not even the one that sent the pictures!
Van Gogh Vroom ()
i;ll think of something
Bold&DaringPlan ()
I'm gonna go medititate.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
bye leo o7
Jinkies ()
Bye. o7
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
byebye! o7
TurtleTerror ()
see u later baby fearless o7
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Bye guys o7
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Bye. o7
Oh, I think I missed him.
【Neon Leon】 ()
i am the last leo standing
i am victorious!
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
admin donnie could be a leo
【Neon Leon】 ()
good point. they need to come back asap so we can fight for dominance
hey don can you get them to come back any faster?
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Yeah, let me just reach through the screen to get their attention.
【Neon Leon】 ()
wow you can do that? ur the best, twinnie
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Sigh
@HamatoNutello
@HamatoNutello
@HamatoNutello
[Message #general]
Chapter 2: Introductions
Notes:
Username Key:
The Last Ronin
HamatoNutello(temp) - Ronin/Mike
2003 - Millennials (derogatory)
(Da Ba Dee) - Leo
TurtleTerror - Raph
Jinkies - Donny
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨- Mikey2012 - Coping (needs therapy)
Bold&DaringPlan - Leo
Van Gogh Vroom - Raph
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ - Donnie
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ - MikeyRise - Neons (party bus)
【Neon Leon】- Leo
Raphie2003 🌹🐢 - Raph
Bootyshaker9000 - Donnie
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ - Mikey
Chapter Text
general
HamatoNutello ()
Sorry I needed to get a drink
I don't think I can handle this revelation sober
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
youre back!
╰(*°▽°*)╯
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
hey you better be over 21
HamatoNutello ()
Are you a narc?
What are you gonna do?
Call the police on me?
And don't worry I am
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
im not but...
it's like only 12
HamatoNutello ()
It's 5PM somewhere.
【Neon Leon】 ()
ugh not another oldie
HamatoNutello ()
Why do you guys type like hyperactive children during the 2020's?
Is that what the cool kids are doing now?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
wait what's the suppose to mean
Jinkies ()
Wait.
What year is it for you?
HamatoNutello ()
2040
【Neon Leon】 ()
WHAT??!
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
（・□・；）
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
omgggg
Van Gogh Vroom ()
holy fuck
Bootyshaker9000 ()
You got any lottery numbers?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
donald theyre from a diff dimension
Bootyshaker9000 ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It could still happen.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
we've been to the year 2105
【Neon Leon】 ()
what
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
yeah like casey and april’s great grandson accidentally time traveled us into the future
long story short
we got stuck there for like a year
【Neon Leon】 ()
april and casey?!?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
i can see it happening
【Neon Leon】 ()
i can't
TurtleTerror ()
i for one can't imagine a world where april and casey doesn't end up together
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
yeah fr
【Neon Leon】 ()
do i dare to ask which casey
Jinkies ()
Oh right. You guys have two Caseys. We only got the one, so I guess in your case it's whichever one's closer to your April's age? Cassandra, if I recall? But the Casey our April married is male.
HamatoNutello ()
I also have two Caseys. The original Casey Jones and his daughter Casey Marie Jones.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
dude do all caseys name their children casey?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
probs
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
lol good luck d
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Thanks, Mikey.
Wait. If you guys got stuck out of your place in time...
Why didn't you contact Lord Simultaneous or Renet?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
......
Jinkies ()
FUCK
TurtleTerror ()
holy shit you made donny swear
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
HOW DID WE FORGET?
Jinkies ()
HOW DID I FORGET?
【Neon Leon】 ()
who?
HamatoNutello ()
I have no idea, kid
Jinkies ()
The time window must have scrambled our brains or something
TurtleTerror ()
ya or sumn
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
HOW DO YOU FORGET RENET!? 😭😭😭
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
IDK WE ALL JUST COLLECTIVELY FORGOT?
TurtleTerror ()
dude i think donny's spiraling
【Neon Leon】 ()
who tf is renet
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
the future was dope tho
except for most of the food
solid video games tho
TurtleTerror ()
earth was definitely gonna explode or something
from global warming
the population was like 20 billion
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
ong
TurtleTerror ()
wait fuck
i think donny is actually spiraling
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
oh crap lemme help
【Neon Leon】 ()
who
the
fuck
is
renet
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
@Donatellos time out for spam smh
【Neon Leon】 ()
fuck you no one answered my question
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Both she and Lord Simultaneous are Time Masters from the future that keeps track of the space time continuum and prevents time travelers from doing shit to the timestream. (edited)
Renet's also Mikey's gf
【Neon Leon】 ()
what??
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Fascinating.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
we don't have time travel ( ´•︵•` )
(at least one that wont result in deadly repercussions against the mortal coil i call my body)
robbed
hoodwinked
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
excuse me what
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
bamboozled
【Neon Leon】 ()
miguel
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
ya i'll tell you later in #trauma-dumpster
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
yaya for sure for sure
HamatoNutello ()
You kids have a channel to dump trauma?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
yaya it's pretty useful
Bootyshaker9000 ()
How does it work? Your relationship with Renet?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
well when a turtle and a woman love each other very much...
Bootyshaker9000 ()
No, I meant with her being in the future and stuff.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
so when a turtle and a woman REALLY love each other...
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Mikey.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
she's a time traveler. duh.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
can we get back to the 2040 thing??
i have questions
HamatoNutello ()
No spoilers.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
aw :(
【Neon Leon】 ()
ya does everything talk like donatello in 2040 or sumn
cause we know you arent one
but you type like one
HamatoNutello ()
I'm an adult.
【Neon Leon】 ()
ya we got that w the drinking
Van Gogh Vroom ()
yeah but so are most of us?
HamatoNutello ()
How old are you kids?
Odds are I'm older.
Year 2040, remember?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
ok we back what we miss
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
wb! is donatello okay?
Jinkies ()
I'll live.
TurtleTerror ()
well my bros and i are in our 30s
and we have to deal w these gremlins
Van Gogh Vroom ()
20's over here
slightly older gremlins
【Neon Leon】 ()
*cough* old *cough* so old
Van Gogh Vroom ()
wanna tussle kid? i'll take you on and your mystic bullshit
HamatoNutello ()
I lost count but I'm at least 50
Let me go ask April
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
50?!?
Jinkies ()
Well if you want to be pedantic and do the math...
Van Gogh Vroom ()
and we dont cause we're not nerds
Jinkies ()
Admin Donnie was born ~1990
So they're a millennial
【Neon Leon】 ()
gross
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
what's wrong w millenials
【Neon Leon】 ()
old
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
>:(
Jinkies ()
My brothers and I were born/mutated in 1988
So are we older by technicality?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
why is everybody in the same year but admin donnie
【Neon Leon】 ()
sounds like a question for their donnie tbqh
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah, April says I'm 52
So let me get this straight. There's just three groups of turtle brothers in this server?
Who's with who?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
You should check our roles.
HamatoNutello ()
I'm not going to do that.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Fair enough.
Well, we've color coded ourselves so you can tell who's a Leo or a Raph etc...
HamatoNutello ()
What if I was color blind?
【Neon Leon】 ()
o shit r u?
HamatoNutello ()
No.
【Neon Leon】 ()
lol
i can introduce by fam ig
my*
beauty b4 age n stuff
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
isnt it age before beauty
【Neon Leon】 ()
haha you called yourself ugly
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
>:(
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Ahem.
【Neon Leon】 ()
o right
im leonardo, leader of @Team Neon | the party bus
my bros are @Raphie2003🌹🐢 @Bootyshaker9000 @✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
hello!
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Salutations.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
hi!
HamatoNutello ()
You named your team after your own username?
Wow.
I never knew a Leonardo could be so narcissistic.
Bootyshaker9000 ()
[ Snickers ]
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
told ya we should have been the mad dogs
【Neon Leon】 ()
alright TBF the server voted on it
apparently our nyc is like obscenely neon
Van Gogh Vroom ()
mind if i go next?
TurtleTerror ()
go for it
Van Gogh Vroom ()
well our leaders @Bold&DaringPlan whos currently meditating or w/e
were team @Coping — needs therapy because we rode that trauma line express
choo choo motherfucker
my bros are @∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ @✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Hello again.
Also Raph.
"Choo choo motherfucker"?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
hi!
Van Gogh Vroom ()
its how i cope
its in our name pay attention donnie
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
lol
the train had no brakes for two years straight
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Right.
HamatoNutello ()
Hello, boys.
TurtleTerror ()
and now the best team for last
Van Gogh Vroom ()
aw fuck ive been swindled
TurtleTerror ()
you damn right
team: @Millennials (derogatory)
leader: @(Da Ba Dee)
current status: probably making googly eyes w a certain rabbit
lil bros: @Jinkies @✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨
HamatoNutello ()
Hello, boys. x2
Jinkies ()
A pleasure to finally meet you.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
'sup
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
the duality of man
turtle
manturtle
murtle?
HamatoNutello ()
Hey. I would say it was nice to meet you too.
But to be honest I didn't know you 12 existed 30 minutes ago.
So forgive me if I still need time to process the information.
TurtleTerror ()
jfc why are u writing a novel
HamatoNutello ()
Why is your team name "millennials (derogatory)"?
TurtleTerror ()
blame the kids
Jinkies ()
Well at least it's accurate in that we are, in fact, millennials.
HamatoNutello ()
But. Derogatory?
Jinkies ()
Blame the children.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
lol
HamatoNutello ()
Okay. So now that I know who's who.
@✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ What is your pfp
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
its pizza
dont tell me the future got no pizza 🥺
HamatoNutello ()
Of course we got pizza
Just wtf is that pizza
Why are there blue dots on it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
HamatoNutello ()
What the hell am I looking at, kid.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
jellybean, anchoby and jalapeno 😋
TurtleTerror ()
spoiler warning that thing jesus
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
that pizza should count as a felony
[Message #general]
Chapter 3: A Chompy Situation
Notes:
Username Key:
The Last Ronin
HamatoNutello(temp) - Ronin/Mike
2003 - Millennials (derogatory)
(Da Ba Dee) - Leo
TurtleTerror - Raph
Jinkies - Donny
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨- Mikey2012 - Coping (needs therapy)
Bold&DaringPlan - Leo
Van Gogh Vroom - Raph
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ - Donnie
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ - MikeyRise - Neons (party bus)
【Neon Leon】- Leo
Raphie2003 🌹🐢 - Raph
Bootyshaker9000 - Donnie
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ - Mikey
Chapter Text
general
Jinkies ()
Okay, now that we've banned Mikey from ever sending that picture ever again, we can go back to the topic at hand.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
im being oppressed
Van Gogh Vroom ()
good
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
😠
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Be grateful you get to keep your pfp as is, Mikey.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
fine
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
so which of the bros are you? @HamatoNutello
TurtleTerror ()
leo
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
ya methinks that too
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
ya real ;leo vibes
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Still analyzing.
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Ditto.
Jinkies ()
Same here.
TurtleTerror ()
nerds
【Neon Leon】 ()
raph
TurtleTerror ()
what?
【Neon Leon】 ()
no i mean i think admin donnie's a raph
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
ye they seem more like a raphie to me
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
ok neon guys you have to understand your raph is the only good raph so all raph votes are invalid
TurtleTerror ()
yeah fuck you too
Van Gogh Vroom ()
so whats your name, old man
HamatoNutello ()
Nah.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
!?!?!?!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
Jinkies ()
Well, we have to call you something.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
what about hamato?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
hamato-san? cuz theyre older
【Neon Leon】 ()
weeb
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
were literally japanese
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Well, technically.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
bruh our first language was jpnese and we learned how to use chopsticks before a fork
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
before???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
easier to find chopsticks than forks in the sewers suprisingly
also easier to make them
also also almost all the forks we found were used by d for his expierments
HamatoNutello ()
Just call me Ronin.
【Neon Leon】 ()
thats a dope name ngl
HamatoNutello ()
Sorry brb
One of the kids fell
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
KIDS>>>?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
whos????
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
whomst??!?
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Wait.
Maybe this is just a Chompy situation.
Van Gogh Vroom ()
wdym just a chompy situation
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Where it's actually a pet.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
gasp
Van Gogh Vroom ()
fuck u chompy's my kid
what if i said shelldon isnt your son
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Gasp.
You take that back with your whore mouth.
Van Gogh Vroom ()
whore?!?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
fight fight fight
HamatoNutello ()
Ok the kid's fine not even a scratch on her
Are you boys always this exuberant
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
mr. ronin is the kid an actual kid
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah? As real as a mutated turtle kid can get
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
omg
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
omg are they urs?? one of your bros???
HamatoNutello ()
Neither. They're Casey's.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
????
HamatoNutello ()
Remember Casey Marie?
She found some mutated turtles
She adopted them.
And since April’s like my sister these kids are my grand nieces and nephews
【Neon Leon】 ()
wait wat does april being ur sister have any bearing on casey-marie being ur niece
wait unless...
HamatoNutello ()
She's Case's mother, yes.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
ur a grunkle!
HamatoNutello ()
Yep.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
can we see them?
HamatoNutello ()
Nah.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
why not 🥺
HamatoNutello ()
Children have a right to privacy.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
bwah
its not like im asking u to post them to ur socials
HamatoNutello ()
Nah.
Laptop got no webcam
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
thats a boldface lie isnt it
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
>:(
HamatoNutello ()
Just because you showed me your photos doesn't mean I'm obligated to do the same
Jinkies ()
Fair.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
what??
no its not
Jinkies ()
Mikey. Ronin just met us and has the right to be wary.
HamatoNutello ()
Thank you.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
maybe you should talk to ur donnie
he can tell u were not bad turts
HamatoNutello ()
I'll think about it.
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Speaking of. You need to give your Donatello back his stuff.
HamatoNutello ()
I'll think about it.
Bootyshaker9000 ()
What does that mean?
HamatoNutello ()
Do you tire of my presence already?
I'm hurt
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Just invite yourself onto the server through his account.
I'm serious about giving the equipment back, though.
HamatoNutello ()
He won't mind.
Bootyshaker9000 ()
How do you know?
HamatoNutello ()
Trust me. He won't mind.
Can we move on?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
speaking of invites
🙏 onegai ronin-sam can we pls inv other ppl
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Onegai?!?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
ur right this is important
🙏 onegaishimasu
【Neon Leon】 ()
weeb
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
dude
screw you im japanese
HamatoNutello ()
Why are you asking me?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Because your Donnie made it so only admins can invite
So you need to change permissions
Only for the mods tho (please)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
what no wait dude unfair
only the donnies are mods
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Exactly.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
😠
HamatoNutello ()
Depends.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Depends on what?
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Are you just stalling because you don't know how to change the permissions?
Jinkies ()
Do you need a video?
HamatoNutello ()
Depends on who you're going to invite.
I'm old but I'm still a 90's kid I know how to change settings
Jinkies ()
My bad, just checking.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
our other family members for instance
i know its turtles only n stuff rn but my aprils feeling left out
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
ya our casey wants in bad
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
and if usagi was in here maybe our leo would actually pop in more often
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
he was here all the time at the beginning tho??
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
well when he realized yall were lke chill he took a step back
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
you mean your leo doesnt mother hen you & monitor you & make sure you dont takr candy from strangers
ok the last one is mostly a me only thing
TurtleTerror ()
what
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Well, I can give you an example of how Leo "mothers" us. He goes through all the texts in the channels he has access to. That way he can make sure we’re socializing and not getting ostracized.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
holy shell
all of them??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
ya
TurtleTerror ()
well first off
were in our 30s
so no our leo doesnt do that
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
you shoudl talk to your leo of ot bothers you so much
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
oh nah
were used to it
rapth told leo to do less checkups once and HE ended up grtting nerbous
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
We have a routine now.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
thats a lot of codependency vibrs going on
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
ya well when ur brothers gets kidnapped and separated from ur side one too many times u get separation anxiety
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Coupling with the fact that he got promoted to being the head of the household at 16 didn't help.
Bootyshaker9000 ()
#trauma-dumpster
【Neon Leon】 ()
Don show some compassion jfc
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Rules are rules, Nardo.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
No, no. He's right. Sorry.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
ya ya our b
HamatoNutello ()
My condolences for your loss, @Coping — needs therapy
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
ty!
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Thank you.
Van Gogh Vroom ()
;preciate it, old man
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Thank you, Ronin-san
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
oh hey leo's back
hi leo!
【Neon Leon】 ()
aw now the leos are 50% boring again
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Hi Mikey.
Leon
Van Gogh Vroom ()
and so the prodigal son returns
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Hello Raph
🤝
Van Gogh Vroom ()
🤝
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
🤝
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
🤝
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
bros is that a jab at us
Jinkies ()
I think it is a jab at us.
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Perhaps
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
bro its not our fault we dont hug ok we didnt hug each other growing up asdk;ja;dkjasd
Jinkies ()
Our Master Splinter was never a human, so he didn't instill that habit of hugging to show affection.
He did try to clean us by grooming when we were younger but we don't really have the fur for that.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
no hugs?
that's still so sad no matter how many times i hear it
(◞‸◟；)
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
but hugs feel so good
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
ya i think its a lil late for us to try hugging
TurtleTerror ()
yea thx but no thx
if mikey gets anywhere near my waist hes getting his shell knocked to next tuesday
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
raphs really ticklish
TurtleTerror ()
stfu
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
wat happened to ur meditation btw
your usually away for longer when you mediate
Bold&DaringPlan ()
I felt a disturbance in the force
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
oh i think its cus of us
were ok leo
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Mikey and I were just reminiscing.
Thanks for checking in.
Sorry to bother you, tho.
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Don't feel sorry, boys.
You're my priority
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
wth did you legit feel your brothers feeling sad
tf
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
can you teach me how to do that?
Bold&DaringPlan ()
I can try. Unsure how easy it'd be over the phone
【Neon Leon】 ()
no
pls dont teach raphie how to do that
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
why not?
i wanna know when my lil bros are feeling sad
【Neon Leon】 ()
exactly
Don already put trackers on us
i dint need you to get empath powers too
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
leon are u hiding something from me
【Neon Leon】 ()
wow would you look at the time
gtg
bye
[Message #general]
Chapter 4: The Karai Incident™
Notes:
Username Key:
The Last Ronin
HamatoNutello(temp) - Ronin/Mike
2003 - Millennials (derogatory)
(Da Ba Dee) - Leo
TurtleTerror - Raph
Jinkies - Donny
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨- Mikey2012 - Coping (needs therapy)
Bold&DaringPlan - Leo
Van Gogh Vroom - Raph
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ - Donnie
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ - MikeyRise - Neons (party bus)
【Neon Leon】- Leo
Raphie2003 🌹🐢 - Raph
Bootyshaker9000 - Donnie
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ - Mikey
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
general
HamatoNutello ()
So. We got Caseys, Aprils, and Usagis on the white list. Anyone else?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
what about karai?
TurtleTerror ()
????
why her
HamatoNutello ()
Why the ever living fuck would I invite any iteration of Karai
After what she did to my family
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
woah
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
😳
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
😮
HamatoNutello ()
Backstabbing traitorous two-faced bitch
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
lets calm down a skosh, yeah?
HamatoNutello ()
Don't tell me to calm down
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
oop
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
im sensing some hostility there
Van Gogh Vroom ()
just some?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
but karai nee-san.... 👉👈
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Mikey, it seems our universe is the only one with a redeemed Karai
We have to be considerate to the other turtles
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
😩
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
wait not true karai is our gram gram in our world
she's nvr been evil
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
true
but i dont think we can actually inv her
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Angelo, how are we supposed to invite a ghost to a Discord server?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
(｡•́︿•̀｡)
if we try really really hard?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
our karai's kind of redeemed
Jinkies ()
Mikey, she switches allegiances every few months
TurtleTerror ()
one moment she shows up at april and casey’s wedding and the next thing you know she’s helping shredder try to kill all turtles across every dimension
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Wait
What
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
how does one kill every one of us
like what are the steps
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
dude...?
raphie secretly evulz?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
oh god no
raphie just wants to know
like how is that possible??
TurtleTerror ()
ok
so like apparently
theres these turtles called turtles prime
and theyre like our
progenitor?
Jinkies ()
You got it.
TurtleTerror ()
nice
anyway if anyone kills those guys we all just...collapse into nothing?
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Are you telling me my entire existence rests on the survivability of four turtles I know nothing about?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
theyre super mean and scary?
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Not helping, Michelangelo.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
dont forget to breath donnie
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
sorry
but like ok
tbf
karai did try to reason w him to stop
Jinkies ()
She still helped him in the first place tho
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Thanks for stopping them....ig?
When did this happen
TurtleTerror ()
dw about it
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
👁️👄👁️
TurtleTerror ()
besides we dont really have that close of a relationship w karai to inv her
Jinkies ()
I don't even know if she has a discord.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
ok fair enough U_U
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
ok but like it feels weird to inv april casey but not karai
she’s our sister
HamatoNutello ()
Why are so many of you related to Karai.
How does that work out?
How does a Oroku Karai become a Hamato?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
well in our world shes actually master splinter’s daughter instead of shredder’s
and yeah she has tried to kill us IN THE BEGINNING
she went on our side after she found out shredder manipulated her the whole time
Bootyshaker9000 ()
That's new.
HamatoNutello ()
What.
Explain.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
ok basically
splinter and shredder were raised together like brothers
and like a cliche soap opera fell in love w the same woman
she chose splinter and they had a daughter
and then shredder found out he was actually part of the foot clan
blamed the hamato clan for kidnapping him from his family
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
wait wait wait
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
what??
im monologue-ing here
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
the hamatos arent a branch of the foot clan?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
WHAT
Van Gogh Vroom ()
no tf
Bold&DaringPlan ()
They've been rivals for generations
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
i thought you said karai was your gram gram
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
she is. she is shredder’s daughter but then she formed the hamato clan after she saw how fargone her father became after getting corrupted by the dark armor
TurtleTerror ()
oh our shredder was just an ass
all him
no mystical armor corruption needed
Van Gogh Vroom ()
same here
he just woke up and chose violence
instead of you know
finding someone else to fall in love with
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
can i go back to answering the karai question
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
oh ya sorry go on
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
then shredder tried to kill splinter because he didnt get the girl
and shocker
trying to kill someone's husband is not the way to win their heart
she took a hit for splinter and died
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
and then shredder arson'd the hamato clan
kidnapped karai as a baby
fed her lies so that she thought splinter’s the one that killed her mom
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
shredder’s your uncle?
Jinkies ()
That's what you got out of the info dump?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
t'is a genuine question.
TurtleTerror ()
jesus christ
our karai was adopted too but i dont think shredder did anything like that
pretty sure her parents abandoned her?
and then the shitty lil utrom swooped in and adopted her
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
YOUR SHREDDER’S AN UTROM?!
TurtleTerror ()
yours was the actual oroku saki???
Van Gogh Vroom ()
oh yeah
the worst boomer ever
wait did you just think he was in his little meatsuit throughout splinter's entire childhood?
TurtleTerror ()
honestly ya
HamatoNutello ()
I see
Thanks for telling me
I need time to think
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Goodbye, Ronin-san
Take all the time you need
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
ttyl ronin-san
TurtleTerror ()
bye
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
bye
aw did he go already
Van Gogh Vroom ()
look what you did mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
i blame leo
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Hey!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
did you just call shredder a boomer
Van Gogh Vroom ()
if the shoe fits
Bold&DaringPlan ()
I mean he is a literal baby boomer
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
wait fr
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Ya
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
lol
Bootyshaker9000 ()
What's an Utrom?
And meatsuit?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
the utroms pilot these human suits cuz theyre teeny tiny
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Tiny....?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
theyre the good guys of the kraang
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
?????
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
whatd i say
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
if utroms are good why was shredder an utrom
Jinkies ()
What? No. Utrom is the species. Krang’s just the name of one of them
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
didnt you say you guys met 80s krang?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
Yeah, we did.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
in our world utroms are a sub section of the kraang that dont follow the hive mind
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ()
They're called Kraang because of the one that controlled the hivemind
And that's just how we knew them
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
mhm
Jinkies ()
...
Hive....mind....?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
i dont think our utroms have a hive mind
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
i'm confused...
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
so is raphie :'(
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
wait so theres no good utroms in ur world 😧
not even bishop?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
AGENT BISHOPS AN UTROM?!?
Jinkies ()
Our Bishop is a human, Mikey
Augmented to all hell and back, but he's definitely a human
And I think there's been a misunderstanding
The Shredder is an Utrom, but he was a criminal even within his species.
Jinkies ()
So he was a bad egg in a pretty peaceful species
A very puntable bad egg
Van Gogh Vroom ()
what i wouldnt do to have had a puntable shredder
Bold&DaringPlan ()
I second that
Raphie2003🌹🐢 ()
puntable?
one of the krangs we faced was like 7 ft tall
Van Gogh Vroom ()
holy fuck
[Message #general]
leaders-in-blue
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Night, boys.
【Neon Leon】 ()
byeeeeeeeee ✌️
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Night guys
🤝
【Neon Leon】 ()
🤝
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Aw fuck off
I regret telling you about that
【Neon Leon】 ()
lol
January 29, 20̺2̸͉̩̀̋3̸̪̯̂̚
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Hey @Bold&DaringPlan
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Yes?
【Neon Leon】 ()
aw what am i not good enough for you
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Hello Leo-san
How was your date
(Da Ba Dee) ()
It was very nice
TY for asking
(Da Ba Dee) ()
I saw what you said about wishing for a puntable shredder
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Yes?
(Da Ba Dee) ()
It’s not as easy as you’d think
The bastard just refused to die
Over and over again
We sent him into space
And he still made it back
【Neon Leon】 ()
sounds like a skill issue
(Da Ba Dee) ()
I wasn't talking to you leon
【Neon Leon】 ()
rude
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Lemme tell you
When i thought i decapitated the shredder
I felt such relief
Only to find out about the tentacle fucker piloting him
【Neon Leon】 ()
oh yall talking about krang stuff
adios
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Bye leon
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Bye Leon
🤝
【Neon Leon】 ()
lol
🤝
(Da Ba Dee) ()
:I
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Okay but seriously?
I can only imagine the anguish you must have felt
Thankfully mine actually got decapitated
【Neon Leon】 ()
wait yall just go for the head like that
(Da Ba Dee) ()
wb?
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Well it’s the easiest way to confirm a kill
(Da Ba Dee) ()
It should be
Unless they’re actually an utrom
And you just ended up cutting the head off a meatsuit
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Sounds like cheating ngl
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Fr fr
【Neon Leon】 ()
are they actually meat suits or...
Bold&DaringPlan ()
No they’re like synthetic skin.
All robo parts.
【Neon Leon】 ()
o thank tf god
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Just wondering
Did you guys have multiple shredders
【Neon Leon】 ()
no???
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Well does it count if we thought we killed him but he came back mutated or zombified
【Neon Leon】 ()
???????????
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Nope
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Then no we had the one but with different forms
You had to deal with more than one?
【Neon Leon】 ()
y yall treating this like its normal tf
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Just wait maybe your Shredder comes back in some way too
【Neon Leon】 ()
o god
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Yeah. Three.
(More like four. Technically five?)
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Sounds like a nightmare
【Neon Leon】 ()
jfc more than 1 shredder??
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Ya but I just want to focus on the puntable one
【Neon Leon】 ()
that sure is a sentence
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Which are the first three (or technically the last three? If we're talking about them chronologically as a whole)
Cuz he was the bane of my existence
So the utrom stole saki's identity
Whose name was actually ch’rell
Anyway he was our first iteration
Lovingly classified by my brothers as utrom shredder
【Neon Leon】 ()
is that racist
speciesist?
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Hmm... idk
(Da Ba Dee) ()
And then karai donned the mask
Replying to message by:
(Da Ba Dee) ()
God i hope not
【Neon Leon】 ()
lemme guess
karai shredder?
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Nope
She was just the shredder
【Neon Leon】 ()
akdbdjdodm
the dude doesnt even get the normal title?
lmao weak
Bold&DaringPlan ()
And the third one?
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Okay stick with me here
Cyber shredder
Because he was a copy of ch’rell consciousness uploaded to cyberspace
Bold&DaringPlan ()
So your third Shredder was an AI?
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Yeah
【Neon Leon】 ()
i cant tell if thats weird or cool tbh
(Da Ba Dee) ()
More annoying than anything
He just wouldn’t die
We kicked that fucker to space and he still came back to haunt us
By trying to kill our prime selves
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Wait which one tried doing that
(Da Ba Dee) ()
The first one
But it happened after cyber shredder
【Neon Leon】 ()
i like how you said first one instead of the utrom one
god forbid u be racist towards a shredder amiright
(Da Ba Dee) ()
I have standards
Bold&DaringPlan ()
You didn’t kill him??
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Believe me, i tried.
We got him arrested though
【Neon Leon】 ()
you arrested the shredder
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Yeah the utroms were supposed to take care of him
【Neon Leon】 ()
shredder got arrested by space police
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Yeah? Who else would it have been??
Earth police??
【Neon Leon】 ()
why didnt you go for the decapitation this time around
(Da Ba Dee) ()
I don’t know if you noticed
But they don’t have a neck
【Neon Leon】 ()
o ya
what are the other 2 shredders
(Da Ba Dee) ()
An ancient tengu and later on the real (human) oroku saki merging with said tengu
Bold&DaringPlan ()
I...
What?
Are we the only one that had a human Shredder?
【Neon Leon】 ()
didnt u just say urs got mutated
Bold&DaringPlan ()
You know what I mean
【Neon Leon】 ()
i think from context clues ronin's shredder was human
Bold&DaringPlan ()
True
HamatoNutello ()
So about your Karai
【Neon Leon】 ()
speak and he shall appear
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Oh hello there 👋
We haven't met yet
HamatoNutello ()
Yes, hello
Bold&DaringPlan ()
Hello Ronin-san
【Neon Leon】 ()
hey there
HamatoNutello ()
She doesn’t have a son does she?
Bold&DaringPlan ()
...Which Karai are you talking about?
HamatoNutello ()
All of them, I guess
(Da Ba Dee) ()
Then no
I don't think so...?
【Neon Leon】 ()
do i want to know
HamatoNutello ()
If she ever gives birth to a brat called Oroku Hiroto murder the bastard in his crib
Bold&DaringPlan ()
WOAH
(Da Ba Dee) ()
0_0
【Neon Leon】 ()
ayo thats a baby???
HamatoNutello ()
Better safe than sorry.
【Neon Leon】 ()
but a baby tho???
【Neon Leon】 ()
...and he's gone
[Message #leaders-in-blue]
Notes:
Edit Log: 01/21/2023
i updated the leo chat to include mention of the other shredders
i havent watched 2003 in a while forgive me
👉👈
Chapter 5: Housekeeping
Notes:
Username Key:
The Last Ronin
HamatoNutello(temp) - Ronin/Mike
2003 - Millennials (derogatory)
(Da Ba Dee) - Leo
TurtleTerror - Raph
Jinkies - Donny
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨- Mikey2012 - Coping (needs therapy)
Bold&DaringPlan - Leo
Van Gogh Vroom - Raph
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ - Donnie
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ - MikeyRise - Neons (party bus)
【Neon Leon】- Leo
Raphie2003 🌹🐢 - Raph
Bootyshaker9000 - Donnie
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ - Mikey
Chapter Text
tramua-dumpster
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Whatever happens in trauma-dumpster stays in trauma-dumpster. No beefs
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
so leon basically portaled himself into the prison dimension to save the world
w no plan of escape or anythin
i think he expected to die
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
damn are all leos self sacrificing?
HamatoNutello ()
Yes.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
oh hi mr. ronin
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
hi ronin-san
HamatoNutello ()
Hello, Mikeys
What are you boys doing still up
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
can't sleep
and i told other mikey i was gonna talk to him about sum
HamatoNutello ()
I see
Did your Leo pull a life threatening stunt for the greater good?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
oh big time
he was lucky i found out how to make a portal
because cj (casey jr) told me i had the power
cause apparently future me was the one who sent him to the past
but it killed future!me tho
HamatoNutello ()
So you took a gamble on your life that you could make an interdimensional portal despite the fact that space and time are different concepts altogether on the possibility you could save your brother?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
wouldnt u???
HamatoNutello ()
In a heartbeat.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
do you want to talk about anything ronin-san?
HamatoNutello ()
I don't know.
I don't actually know why I came in here.
Maybe I was just curious.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
it's ok if youre not ready
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah, now that I'm here.
It's dawning on me how weird it'd be to talk about myself to some greenhorns
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
arent we all green at the end of the day
HamatoNutello ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
yknow...cuz were turtles
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
lol
HamatoNutello ()
I know what you were getting at.
I just had to keep rereading your message to make sure I was reading it correctly
I choked on the water I was drinking.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
did it make you feel better?
im sorry about the karai talk
HamatoNutello ()
Ain't your fault kid.
And you did get a chuckle out of me.
If it's okay with you boys, I think I'm going to keep the server closed for now.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ ()
that's...fair
i suppose
HamatoNutello ()
It probably won't always be that way
Maybe
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
youre the admin, mr. ronin
HamatoNutello ()
Holy fuck
I'm a discord admin at 52
April is gonna have a riot.
[Message #trauma-dumpster]
general
HamatoNutello ()
So I’ve been meaning to ask you kids
How did you all get plopped into this server
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
well good morning to u 2
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Shouldn't that be a question for your Donatello?
HamatoNutello ()
Humor me
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Where is your Donatello, anyways?
HamatoNutello ()
Japan
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Really, now?
HamatoNutello ()
Yes
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
we all collectively got invited to this server
HamatoNutello ()
Kid what are you doing up?
What time did you go to bed last night
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
i went to bed soon after you left mr. ronin
trust
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Invited?
We all woke up to already being in the server.
The only clue we had was that the admin was a Donatello.
If the name and color had any indication.
Jinkies ()
And also all the corresponding Donnies were auto-modded
Bootyshaker9000 ()
Yeah, that too.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
i wanna be a mod
Jinkies ()
What are you going to do with mod
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
idk make fun channels
Jinkies ()
You cannot make a channel for weird moss patterns you find around the lair, Mikey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
>:(
ur no fun
HamatoNutello ()
Well
My first decree as Interim Admin
Is to add your team name into your username
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ ()
wat
but we introduced ourselves and everyfin
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
plus thr matching mikey names ( ; ω ; )
HamatoNutello ()
Well there’s a gaggle of you kids
It’ll help with differentiating you all
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ ()
understandable
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh right
cuz of ur old man brain
HamatoNutello ()
Watch it, kid
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
teehee
wait wut already
yall scary fast
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Of course.
We're professionals.
HamatoNutello ()
Next up for housekeeping
I have a question
Specifically for the Neons
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
yes?
HamatoNutello ()
In your family photo
Are you guys just on the surface?
In the middle of the street?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ya apparently the ppl in our nyc is very
idk how to say this
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Gullible.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ya that
we just say we're in cosplay and they let us roam around whenever
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
its so unfair, dude
HamatoNutello ()
So who is the girl in your photo?
The one on Raph's shoulder
BTW your Raph is huge
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh that's april!
HamatoNutello ()
...
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait i kno that reaction
don't tell me ur april's white too!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
y r u saying it like its a bad thing?
also really donnies
copium?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Cope.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
thats the plan
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i'm not trying to!
it's just weird how our world is the outlier to everything
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aw
well im p sure theres more AOC out in the multiverse someehere
there just gotta
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
AOC?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
april of color*
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh i kno
mayb 80s april is an AOC
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya about that...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh what you met 80s april?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya
verdict is...
white af
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
bummer...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
cowabummer!!!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
cowabummer!!!
aw man
robbed my whole flow
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
my phrase first
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
is a good phrase
HamatoNutello ()
My April is indeed caucasian
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I wonder why that is.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bcuz her parents were white
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Thank you, Michelangelo.
[ Heavy Sarcasm ]
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
np /srs
HamatoNutello ()
But also it's been a while since I've seen an April that young
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh yeah!
your april is a grandma now!
HamatoNutello ()
Yep
She's now officially known as Grammy April.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
grammy april
(o´▽`o)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yo y tf is my name now neon leon neon
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
admin orders
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
well
it looks fucking stupid
do i really need the second neon
its already in my name
HamatoNutello ()
No
But you're keeping it because you hate it so much
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
😠
also y is every mikey awake
spooky ngl
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh i didnt sleep
i was binging a show
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i miight or might not have reprised the role of dr. prankenstein
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hbu miguel?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i just woke up early is all
no particular reason
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
do i need to pull a cope!leo on u
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
you know the rules!! w/e happens in trauma dumpster
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
stays in trauma dumpster
yaya i know
whats this about dr. prankenstein
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
secret 🤫
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
thats not ominous at all
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Michelangelo.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh shi
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bruh
i kno that wasnt directed at me
but like
why can i HEAR splinter thru text
spoopy
[Message #general]
general
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
guys guys guys
guess why mikey thought the reason a corn dog was called a corn dog
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh shut it raph
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
why?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
he thought it was because it was shaped like corn
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ajsdfhdasdjasd
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
well u thought sweetbread was an actual bread
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
no one knows tf what a sweetbread is
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i do
ヾ(°∇°*)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ditto
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikeys dont count
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aw
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
this is mikey discirmiantiom
discrimination*
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
discirmiantiom
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
shut
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u also thought a chicken’s oyster meant an actual mollusk in the chicken
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
ok mikey u cant just throw around the pretentious food crap
ur the only one that watches cooking shows
im just talking about corn dogs
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
hold that thought april & caseys here
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
speaking of corn dogs
you guys tried the korean corn dogs yet
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh dude those are great
thoughts on the fish sausage?
i think i prefer the regular ol' hotdog
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i love getting the half&half hotdog/cheese w the potato bits
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yesssss
so good!
esp w the kewpie mayo
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
can't go wrong w the kewpie mayo!
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
wats the diff b/w kewpie and regular mayo
is just eggs and oil
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
libel n slander
kewpie superior
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
kewpie mayo is made w just the yolks instead of teh whole egg
it really makes the difference
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
meh
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
can you believe it mikey
i have to call this guy my brother
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
your LUCKY to have me as a brother
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aw ye
april brought over some bang bang noodles for lunch
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aw lucky 😩😩😩
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
bang bang noodles overrated
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ur overrated
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
smooth
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ur fav food is creal get off me
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
crunch, crunch, motherfucker
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what are bang bang noodles
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh only the best noods ever
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ayo?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
eferw;r;wejklrjwer
u know for a FACT i meant noodles
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it has a pnt butter sauce tho raphie
( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
aw man :<
@Bootyshaker9000 | Neon
👉👈
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
No, Raph. I'm not going to make a preventive medication for anaphylaxis just so you can eat some bang bang noodles.
That's not how it works.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
:<<<<<
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aw shiiii
ur allergic?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
thats unfort
a lotta of peanut dishes do be s;apping
slapping*
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
u dont think i dont kno that??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i didnt kno turtles could have an allergy to anything tbh
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
blame the ooze 😩
the one part it made more human in my dna
is ability to develop a peanut allergy
HamatoNutello ()
Boys. Never have more than one baby at a time.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
????
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wat
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i think i need some context here ronin-san
HamatoNutello ()
It was my turn to feed the babies
Master Splinter must have been a saint to raise quadruplets by himself
I loathe to think of the day they can walk
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
pics?
HamatoNutello ()
Nah.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it was worth a shot
[Message #general]
Chapter 6: Weird Gecko Feet
Chapter Text
general
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
can we talk about grunkle ronin’s grand-niblings?
@HamatoNutello
i wanna talk about turtle tots
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
grunkle ronin…
@Bold&DaringPlan | Copium how do u say grunkle in japanese
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Ooji
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
isnt that uncle?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Oji
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
isnt that grandpa?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Ojii
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
o ok gotcha 😋👌
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya thats not confusing
at all
/s
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
It sounds more different when you say it out loud
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
if u say so...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ronin-ooji-san
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
thats way too long of a name
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i can make it work
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HamatoNutello ()
What about them?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
whats a nibling
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
niece/nephew/sibling portmanteau of sorts
sibling’s children
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aw thats cute
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
so what are the lil tykes like?
HamatoNutello ()
There’s not much to tell about them, kid
They’re small
They’re cute
They’re loud af
They’re babies idfk what to say
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what about their names?
HamatoNutello ()
Uno, Moja, Odyn and Yi
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aaaaaaw
you have four baby teetles
just like us 🥺🥺🥺
are they quadruplets?
HamatoNutello ()
In a sense
They're all different species but the same mutation day
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
🥺
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
and they have matching names too
that’s so precious
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
matching?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ya
all of their names is #1 in diff languages
i think we all know uno
moja=swahili
odyn=russian
yi=chinese
HamatoNutello ()
Is that so?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
did u not kno?
HamatoNutello ()
I didn't name them
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
do u just know that @ the top of ur head miguel???
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i googled it just now
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u got any cute baby stories ronin-ooji-san
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
mikey pls
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya i can see it now
ill workshop the name
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
weeb
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i give up im just not gonna reply to that anymore
HamatoNutello ()
Well, remember the other day when I said one of the kids fell?
That was Moja, trying to stop Uno from smacking Odyn on the head
So then Uno turned around to push her and she fell off of my shell
And when Uno saw what he did, he got off to comfort her
And then they both fell asleep on top of each other
The other two felt left out so they joined the pile, too
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aaaaw
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait
ur telling me u had the babies on top of u the whole time??
like when we met
HamatoNutello ()
Not the whole time
I just happened to be on my stomach
HamatoNutello ()
They like piling on top of me when I do that
I think they’re trying to bask
But they get distracted
And start play fighting
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
that’s so precious
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😩😩😩
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
also i have a mutatation-adjacent question
HamatoNutello ()
I get to choose if I answer it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yaya
so is ur mutagen like TCRI mutagen or oozequitos slime
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hey! dad worked hard on that slime
HamatoNutello ()
TCRI
The hell is an oozequito
And your Splinter made the mutagen in your world?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
nonono
draxum is a yokai who kinda sorta wanted to make ooze to create mutant, biological weapons of war
dw he got better
HamatoNutello ()
You just brushed passed the biological weapons of war part, huh
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
teehee
but yeah since he made us i consider him a dad
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya a dad that drops ppl off rooftops
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ur still alive arent u?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
n deeply traumatized!
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
idk how to break it to u leon
ur not special
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
😡
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i think ur special leo 💙
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
raph u think everyones special
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
but its true tho
[Message #general]
count-deez
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
946
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
947
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
948
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
949
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
950
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
950
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
FUCK
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait shi
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
language, leo
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you did not just fuck this up for us
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
english
also how come u let the other guys cuss
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
jdbdjskskdidmd
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
because theyre not my lil bros
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
😡
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
im sorrryyy 😭
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
WE WERE SO CLOSE TO 1000
HamatoNutello ()
I can’t believe you boys have one of these counting channels
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
hi ronin-san
yaya
HamatoNutello ()
What’s the highest you’ve gotten
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i think 2768
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
it should be pinned
ya 2768
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i like how you waited for us to fuck up and THEN commented
HamatoNutello ()
ofc
I'm not a monster
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
HamatoNutello ()
Well good luck boys
1
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
2
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
3
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
4
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
5
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
6 (edited)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh we just started
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
gomen 😭
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey how did you think we wouldnt notice
1
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
2
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
weeb
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
LEON
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
chill it’s still below 5
literally 0 progress
[Message #count-deez]
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
@HamatoNutello do you have weird gecko feet
HamatoNutello ()
What
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
like do you have gecko feet or turtle feet
HamatoNutello ()
I’m a turtle
What do you think
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
nonono you dont understand
so my bros and i have regular turtle feet
but the neons and millenials have weird gecko feet
HamatoNutello ()
You’re losing me here, kid
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
just admit that team copium have weird feet mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
shut
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ok idk how to explain it then
im not sending feet pics to explain it
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
its only weird if you make ot weird
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
im not sending feet pics
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
-hamato michelangelo 20̺2̸͉̩̀̋3̸̪̯̂̚
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ok so my bros and i have 3 toes and the others have 2 toes
w a weird elongated ankle(?)
HamatoNutello ()
I have two toes
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aw come on
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
team copium has weird feet confirmed
HamatoNutello ()
But without the weird ankle thing
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
its not weird!
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
why are you thinking about our feet
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u want to share smth w the class
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
bruh gross
its not that deep
i just want to kno what ronin-san looks like
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
n you start w the feet?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
the feet is our base and it actually reveals a lot about our bone structure
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
y dont you start w sum simple
simple n not weird
like his bandana color
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ive thought about it
but since ronin-san doesnt want to tell us which teetle he is
so i dont think hed answer that
HamatoNutello ()
Black
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh fr?
like all the time?
HamatoNutello ()
When I do wear one, yes
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
since the beginning?
HamatoNutello ()
For a long time
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
that’s like the prime turtles
except they were also all b&w
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
monochromatic turtles?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeha
their whole world was grayscale
p gloomy tbh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yeha 🤠
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yeha 🤠
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
yeha 🤠
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeha 🤠
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
no yeha, ronin-san?
HamatoNutello ()
Hmm
I'll give you one if you tell me what your prank was this morning
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh ill take that trade!
i put flowers around leo's bed and put a bouquet in his hands
bc he sleeps like snow white
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
come again?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya no, like he legit sleeps like snow white
always on his back
w his fingers clasped together
hands on his tum tum
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdfrfqef
he sleeps like a corpse????
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
as;kdjasdasdsd no???
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that's how corpses are posed in the casket
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
it is???
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
u just recreated the funeral scene from snow white and u didn't associate the pose w a corpse at all???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
leo's been sleeping like that for forever
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
like even as a kid?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya???
master splinter slept like that too so i nvr saw it like a corpse pose
HamatoNutello ()
yeha 🤠
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
nice
so what color did you wear before black
HamatoNutello ()
Nah.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😭😭😭
so many things answered and yet so many questions remain
HamatoNutello ()
Good.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
can we go back to leo's weird sleeping position tho?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
yeah i have questions for baby fearless
mostly out of concern
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
now i feel bad
i just wanted to make fun of how he slept like snow white 😭
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ngl?
p morbid prank regardless if u knew about the corpse thing
made him an open casket n everything
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😭😭😭
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
how did he react when he woke up
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
it was bogus
i dont think he got it
he just thanked me for the flowers
and reprimanded me for wasting so many
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait didnt cope!donnie say he reads all of these?
hi leo 👋
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol hi snow white
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
oh, to be a fly on the wall when he reads these msg's
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😭😭😭
[Message #general]
Chapter 7: Turtle Titan
Notes:
ok for this one i took some liberty in what i say happens/exists in ronin-verse in regards to the bg lore, work w me here. the series focused on revenge so let me have this pls.
Chapter Text
general
HamatoNutello ()
Why is your pfp TT? @✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials
Yours is the only one I can’t comprehend
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh i thought youd never ask
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
i cant do this
not again
im not strong enough
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
shut
wait you can understand our leo’s
HamatoNutello ()
It’s a rabbit and turtle
Not hard to understand
Pleased to see it, actually
Nice to see that some things never change
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
damn r all @Leonardos destined to be whipped for usagis
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
No comment
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i want a hot samurai rabbit bf
i refuse t believe the oldies have more rizz than me
ME
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Have you seen your personality /hj
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ayo whats w the "/hj"????
unmitigated aggression much
fuck u im a delight
ur already gone, arent u
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lmao
man popped outta nowhere to deliver that line
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
who taught him about tone indicators
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
you did
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o ya
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
anyways
where was i?
HamatoNutello ()
Your pfp
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh ya
HamatoNutello ()
Any relation to Raphael’s
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
surprisingly no
raph got the name because he fought good
HamatoNutello ()
Because…he fought good
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya he became like a wrestling champion and got thr name from the announcer/mc
i made my name tho
turtle titan!!
HamatoNutello ()
What is that
Supposed to be for?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
my superhero name
HamatoNutello ()
A ninja superhero…
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well i dont really use ninjutsu as turtle titan
HamatoNutello ()
So you just galavant as a hero?
What happened to being a part of the shadows
Wouldn’t that attract too much attention
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
the name turtle titan really helps
ppl dont question that you are turtle shaped
they think its ur costume
HamatoNutello ()
Still, won’t the police be wary of a vigilante in NYC?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i mean its not like im the only one
HamatoNutello ()
What
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya!
we have a hero group called the justice force
not to brag but im a member
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ur definitely bragging dont lie
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
teehee
HamatoNutello ()
What…
Are you saying that the Justice Force is real in your world?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait you kno about the justice force?
that’s so cool!!
you kno how weird it is for me that the others dont know abt the justice force?
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah, but they’re just comic book characters in my world
You guys have actual superheroes in your world
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
im just happy you kno about them!
HamatoNutello ()
So Silver Sentry is real?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yayayaya
i saved him ykno
and i met his grandson in the future
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
oh boy, here we go again
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what!
ronin doesnt kno abt it so im telling him
HamatoNutello ()
How do you save the strongest super human in the world
The man can fly
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ez
you crush the robo bug that was mind controlling him
HamatoNutello ()
Impressive
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ty
HamatoNutello ()
And this future grandson?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh ya
i basically inspired his grandson in taking the mantle
bcuz i didnt have powers n was still a hero
so ya silver sentry's grandsom is turtle titan II!
HamatoNutello ()
Very impressive
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
tyty
HamatoNutello ()
I have to know
How short is Metal Head
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
mad short
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Metalhead?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh ya that’s the name of ur robot right
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yeah. What are the odds of that happening
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
maybe there’s a justice force in ur world
n you accidentally named ur robo son after the real metal head
a real frost king incident
are you sure theres no justice force?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I did not pull a frost king incident
I think we would know if there were superheroes in our world
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
says the ones that didnt leave the sewers until u were 15
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
We were sheltered not cloistered jfc
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
same difference
HamatoNutello ()
Maybe it’s just another one of those quirky multiverse eccentricities we can’t explain
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya best not to think about it too hard
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Do you know who could explain some of it, though?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wow
ive nvr seen someone go dnd that fast
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
[ Aggravated Sigh ]
[Message #general]
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
[ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟᴀɴɢᴇʟᴏ, ᴡɪꜱʜᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴀꜱᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ʟᴇᴏɴᴀʀᴅᴏ, ꜰᴏʀ ᴀꜱꜱɪꜱᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ]
@Bold&DaringPlan | Copium
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
mikey?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
tf
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
[ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ʟᴇᴏɴᴀʀᴅᴏ, ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟᴀɴɢᴇʟᴏ, ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀꜱꜱɪꜱᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ]
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
tf why are there two of em
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
idk
should i b scared?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
[ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟᴀɴɢᴇʟᴏ, ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇᴀʙᴏᴜᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴛ, ᴄᴏᴍᴘʀɪꜱᴇᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀᴛᴇʀɪᴀʟ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴢᴇɴ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ ]
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh no u lost ice cream kitty??
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
shes not in the freezer?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
If she was I don't think he would be asking for help
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
point
HamatoNutello ()
You have a mutant ice cream cat?
How is that sustainable?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Yeah she can regen and stuff but obvi it’s better if she stays in a freezer for most of the time
HamatoNutello ()
How do I phrase this next question…
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ur wondering if they eat from her don’t u
HamatoNutello ()
Yes
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
they do
HamatoNutello ()
...
What's the flavor of the ice cream?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
neapolitan
HamatoNutello ()
Nice
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
[ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ʟᴇᴏɴᴀʀᴅᴏ, ɪɴǫᴜɪʀᴇꜱ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟᴀɴɢᴇʟᴏ, ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏʀᴋᴀᴛʜɪᴀɴ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴏᴍᴘʏ ]
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
again
why tf are they talking like that
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Oh, my brothers are just acting like the Kraang
Mikey also asked me where ice-cream kitty was
And I told him to think like a mutant hunter and he picked the Kraang
I think he's taking it a bit too seriously
Or not serious enough?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
how is this acting like the krang
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
That's how they talk
Even to this day their speech pattern just kind of lingers in our brains
Rent free
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
why do you guys keep using the second a
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Cause that’s how you spell it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
its just krang
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i take offense to the “its just krang” part
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
were just talking about the spelling of it chill
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Ok i'm not gonna go into a debate about this because that’d be stupid but we’ve always spelled it with two a’s
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
fair enough
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
[ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟᴀɴɢᴇʟᴏ, ᴀsᴋs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs ʀᴀᴘʜᴀᴇʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇᴀʙᴏᴜᴛs ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴄʜɪʟᴅ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs ᴄʜᴏᴍᴘʏ ]
@Van Gogh Vroom | Copium
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol can u imagine if our shredder talked like that
Jinkies | Millennials ()
And you guys had to deal with a whole fleet of this?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Like I said, it’s forever etched into our mindscape
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
[ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs ʀᴀᴘʜᴀᴇʟ, ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛs, ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ sʜɪᴛʜᴇᴀᴅs, ᴛᴏ KNOCK IT TF OFF
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
gasp
you kiss mona w that mouth?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
how about i punch you in your mouth
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ur krang talk funny
sorry
kraang*
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
It’s not that serious
At the end of the day it doesn’t really matter
It’s just the Kraang
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
“iT’s jUsT tHe kRaAnG”
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
not our fault u guys dealt with superpowered eldritch krangs on steroids
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bite me
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
no but for srs raph is ice cream kitty w you and chompy
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
no she's not
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😨😨😨
who can say where the road goes 🎵
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
where the day flows 🎵
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
only time? 🎵
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
and who can say if your love grows 🎵
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
as your heart chose 🎵
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
only time? 🎵
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
how about looking for her instead of singing like she's dead
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i can look for her and type in lyrics at the same time
im on a phone
stoopid
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
@Bold&DaringPlan | Copium permission to cause one bodily harm against a lil shitter
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Permission denied
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
fuck
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
teehee 😋
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mikey I can hear mewing underneath the kitchen sink
The pipes are also freezing to the touch
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
MY BABY
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I'll go get the tools
[Message #general]
Chapter Text
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✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
so like if millennials’ splinter is hamato yoshi’s pet rat in their world
are they actually yoshi-san’s grandkids instead?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I don’t think Splinter ever considered himself as Yoshi’s “son”
We’re just some turtles who learned ninjustsu from a rat who learned it from his master
Aside from Splinter, we don’t even use the Hamato name
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh ya
Jinkies | Millennials ()
If anything, we're more like Splinter Clan than Hamato Clan
HamatoNutello ()
Really, now?
So what do you use?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Splinterson
HamatoNutello ()
Like vikings?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
p cool right?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
more like p dumb*
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
D:<
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hey i take offense to that
i used to go by splinterson
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
well u guys didnt even know ur clan name until like a few years ago
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
point
HamatoNutello ()
You boys ever been to Japan?
Seen your roots?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Yeah, we got to go over there to train some time ago
And earlier as kids to bury Yoshi's ashes
Although ofc for obvi reasons we don't remember that trip very much
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
we’ve been to japan once
but it was thru time travel
so we couldnt even explore
met karai’s mom tho
she fed us cucumbers
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wats w the other teams and casual time travel
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
we dont do it on purpose most of the time
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
most of the time?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
renet asks for help on occasion for time travel missions
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ofc, how could i be so ill informed
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
its a travesty, rlly
smh leon smh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
shut
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
HamatoNutello ()
I’ve been thinking of taking a trip to Japan
Bring Casey along
Master Shinichiro wants to meet her
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
who?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he a member of the tribunal in ur world?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
tribunal?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ninja tribunal
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sounds like a cult
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
eh
HamatoNutello ()
...
You boys never met other members of your clan?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You have more clan members?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
^^^^
HamatoNutello ()
Yes?
We have a village
....
Oh god
Has it been just you four and Master Splinter?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya...?
i mean theres casey, april and a few others
ntm a few other exceptions and outliers
its been basically us for the most part
HamatoNutello ()
For all of you?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
p much
HamatoNutello ()
How do you guys fight a war with only a handful of you for so long?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Well the war in our worlds kind of dwindled down tbh?
By the time we started interacting with them, it wasn’t so much of an all out war but a clan doing nefarious deeds and us stopping them.
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Not to mention for most of us, the Foot thought they had “won” for the better of ~15 years, after the death (or supposed death) of Hamato Yoshi.
And after defeating The Shredder, no one is really retaliating.
At least to a scale that would constitute as a "war"
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ours is more like a cult than a clan tbf
HamatoNutello ()
How lucky
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
tone indicator?
HamatoNutello ()
Nah.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
meh
but u guys have a whole village??
n they just kno abt u??
HamatoNutello ()
Yes?
Master Splinter’s a beloved and respected member of the Clan (edited)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wild
HamatoNutello ()
Hold on, I thought Team Cope said they have a village, too?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Had*
I’m p sure that The Foot killed like most of the clan
During the whole y'know
Shredder’s boohoo she chose him over me meltdown
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
(Ok I'm actually really oversimplifying it)
(Because the Hamatos did do the village razing first)
(But our grandparents' generation did that)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wow way to put us in a good light
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
ANYWHO any survivors have long dispersed
Plus we don't actually know where it is
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yeah and it’s not exactly a place we can just visit
and go “hello there, you thought ur clan leader died but he just got turned into a mutant rat hru”?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
They don't know about us
And even if they did (somehow) they haven't reached out
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
plus, how do travel jpn?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
We traveled by boat
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya im not going by boat
esp w my raph’s motion sickness
HamatoNutello ()
Just sneak into the cargo hold of a plane
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
but wat if i get hungy
HamatoNutello ()
Then pack some granola bars?
A 14 hour flight isn’t going to kill ya
You guys are adults now right?
You can actually survive for weeks w/o food or water if you sit still
Your developed mutagen takes care of everything
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
how would u know??
Is that from experience???
HamatoNutello ()
Are you gonna ask questions if I said yes?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yes...?
HamatoNutello ()
Then no
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
no...?
HamatoNutello ()
Then good. Moving on.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😭
wat about the bathroom
HamatoNutello ()
Hold it or bring a bottle
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ew
hey @【Neon Leon】 | Neon can you portal to jpn?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i dont think ive even tried traveling that far
n tbqh i dont want to try in case i get portal chopped
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
fair
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
coward
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
id like to stay in 1 piece tyvm
HamatoNutello ()
Portals?
From hanging out with you kids, Casey’s friends who just came over, and taking care of the babies
I feel like I’m running a daycare in the deep end
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Casey’s friends?
Are they human?
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
humans just come hang out in ur lair??
HamatoNutello ()
Not just any humans, just Casey’s close friends
Circumstances brought us together
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
you know a lot of humans ronin-san
at least ones that dont want to kill or eat u
hey is like the future chill w us yet
like can we go outside
Jinkies | Millennials ()
In 2105 there’s aliens everywhere so you can look forward to that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ugh that’s so far away
i want to know about ronin-san’s time
closer to us in the timeline
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Fair enough
HamatoNutello ()
Aside from the necessary human associates
Like people we fight alongside side with and clan members
No, I can’t say that they are
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aw 😩
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
okay i need to know
ronin
are there flying cars in 2040
pls tell me i dont need to wait for 2105 for the flying cars
Jinkies | Millennials ()
With our differing dimensions, I doubt both our worlds would follow the same linear technological advancements
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya, but it'll still be fun to compare notes
HamatoNutello ()
We got flying cars, yes
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
nice
wat abt the air is that still normal?
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
nice
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Is pollution that bad in 2105?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
No, actually the air is fine.
There's just so many alien species that Earth has zones with different gravities and different air compositions to accommodate all of them
So one moment you're fine with regular Earth stats
Then in the next zone, gravity is suddenly twice as heavy and the air has 40% more methane
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
That sounds horrifying?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Fortunately, the future also had gear to negate those effects
But without them, you're essentially sitting ducks
Sitting, waffling ducks in crippling pain and agony
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya it was not fun
literally nekkid and afraid
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
arent we always technically nekkid?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya we got transported w/o our gear and masks???
it was wild
Jinkies | Millennials ()
The first hour was one of the worst moments in my life
Not knowing were we were
Lost and slowly choking to death
We even got separated from Mikey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
teehee
i almost got turtle-napped and trafficked :D
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😰
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i said almost
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
still...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
im good dw abt it
also ronin
anything else cool in 2040?
HamatoNutello ()
What constitutes as “cool” to you kids
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
how's the grub?
pls tell me 2040 dont have that weird green slop yet
HamatoNutello ()
You can only get real eggs on the black market
So make of that what you will
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait i thought you said yall had pizza?
how do you have pizza but not eggs
HamatoNutello ()
I never said it was good pizza, now did I?
You have to be really good at bartering to get the good stuff
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
donny we need to save the food industry
Jinkies | Millennials ()
How?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
idk ur the smart one
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
what about robits?
what are the status of robits
and no animatronics dont count
HamatoNutello ()
There's robo-cops
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
robo-cops?
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we had multiple run ins w a robo-cop
despite being built for the job
he wasnt v good at it
HamatoNutello ()
You got just one? The entire police force was filled with robo-cops
Jinkies | Millennials ()
"Was"?
HamatoNutello ()
Viva la revolución
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
damn
ronin-san are you in a resistance?
HamatoNutello ()
Secret
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
do you guys have foot-bots?
if so, who's stronger>
have you ever seen them 1v1
HamatoNutello ()
Wild guess to who's in charge of the robo-cops
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
no shot
really?
foot clan's ur police force?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wow foot clan really b saying #bluelivesmatter
smh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ong
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
The future sounds horrendous
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Am I the only one nervous about the implications of that?
How the Foot Clan has enough power to be the police force?
HamatoNutello ()
Are you still ACTIVELY feuding, or is there talk of a potential armistice?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well, after karai left they didnt really have big bad competent leader
theyre still around and we tussle from time to time ig?
sometimes we get to fight someone trying to make a name for themselves
as a treat
HamatoNutello ()
Honestly?
Keep it like that
Don't negotiate peace
Can’t trust the Foot to keep their word
You can prevent them from rising to power
Even w/ the Shredder gone they were still a huge thorn in my ass
Jinkies | Millennials ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so are they just cop-cops or ninja-cops
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Really?
Ninja cops?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
it’s the foot clan
it’s their aesthetic
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so is ours?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Aesthetic???
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
evil* ninja aesthetic
HamatoNutello ()
We call them Foot-cops
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ofc ofc makes sense
HamatoNutello ()
Some of us also call them Synja
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
synja?
HamatoNutello ()
Synthetic Ninja.
They take a human and replace and augment their biology until they’re more synthetic than human
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
cyborg ninja robo cop
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Wait...how much of the human is replaced?
HamatoNutello ()
A lot.
I’m pretty sure the face is the only human thing left
Anything neck down is all wires and metal
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
how do you kno?
HamatoNutello ()
I decapitated them
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ayo whats w u guys and decapitation
and dont say its because its the easiest way to confirm a kill
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
its a ninja rite of passage
Jinkies | Millennials ()
No it's not
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
might as well be w how many of yall decapitate shit
HamatoNutello ()
What can I say, kid
I wanted the kill
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wait our foot clan doesnt have tech like that?
where did yours???
HamatoNutello ()
Stockman
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
stockman
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Stockman
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Stockman
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
stockman
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
all 5 of those like...
popped up at the same time
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
great now we have to monitor the annoying af brat so he doesnt turn to the dark side or w/e
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
he’s already halfway there tbh
HamatoNutello ()
Your stockman’s still a kid?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
stockboy*
HamatoNutello ()
You're joking
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no joke thats his actual name
HamatoNutello ()
...
Do you know where he lives?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
jfc
no, ronin
dont even suggest it
HamatoNutello ()
You don't know what I was going to suggest
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...
HamatoNutello ()
Fine
Just stop him from joining the Foot Clan
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok lemme just dm him and ask him not to
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
you have his discord?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
against my will
don’s blocked him + cleared their logs
he wants me to keep him on my friends list in case he needs to relay a msg
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Well, don't outright tell him
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i wasnt actually gonna
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
why not tho
Jinkies | Millennials ()
You know how kids are
You tell them not to do sumn
And they want to do it even more
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh shiii
u right
u right
[Message #general]
Notes:
Edit Log: 2/22/2023
idk how a part of like ch 12 got pasted into ch 8 but i fixed it lmaolemme tell you my heart fucking DROPPED cause i thought i overwrote the whole chapter by accident
Chapter 9: Time Scepter
Notes:
Heavy references to the 2003 TMNT episode "Same As It Never Was"
Happy 20th Anniversary to my childhood 🥳
I'm old af lmao
Chapter Text
trauma-dumpster |
Whatever happens in trauma-dumpster stays in trauma-dumpster. No beefs
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Gather around the campfire kids
I got a story to tell
And it's a DOOZY
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
donny?
this is new
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ikr?
the last time we got a donnie trauma dump was when mine talked about his speed demon/car transformation
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i think i missed that one
like utena car transformation?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
nothing like utena
more like lil shop of horrors plant but a turtle & sticking out of a death car
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ew
lets go back to donny tho
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yaya for sure srry
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Thanks
Well
All this talk about dystopian Foot Clan future kinda unearthed some unpleasant memories
It was only a day
But it left behind a lot of things I thought I’ve long suppressed
And then I debated about recanting it here and thought “why the shell not?”
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait is this
are u finally gonna tell us what happened to u
w the time scepter???
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Yes
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
can i ping the others?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Yes
It’s been a long time coming
Besides, the channel is gonna self purge by midnight and I don’t want to repeat what I’m gonna say
Bcuz of the y’know
✨trauma✨
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
@Millennials (derogatory)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
this seems like a family thing
do u want me to leave?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
No, no you can stay
If I was uncomfortable w/ anyone else reading this I wouldn’t be here
I don't know why but it just feels right
+ I can explain things better in writing instead of fumblng over my words
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ok as long as youre sure
Jinkies | Millennials ()
...
Wow I really am going to do this
Mikey can you explain what you know while I gather myself
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so basically a ugly ass mf called ult. drako busted into our lair one day and used the time scepter to scatter us across time and space
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
thats a sentence
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
🤐
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
evryone got separated into a different “space” meaning other dimensions
except for donny who got sent into the future where shredder took over the world
i apparently lost an arm, raph lost an eye, and we think leo was blind?
anyway donny had been vague over what happened exactly
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
just that he saved the day in a cool exo suit
which sounds dope af
leo noticed that he was omitting sum details n tried to get donny to tell us but he nvr did
he had nightmares about it but then we convinced him to talk to april or splinter
and then he did n he stopped having them as frequently
so then we dropped it n its nvr been brought up again
until today yall!
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
should i be worried we got pinged in this channel?
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Is everyone ok in here?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
donny's gonna tell us his time scepter story
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
holy shit
really?
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Are you sure?
We told you it was ok if you never wanted to tell us
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I know
But now I want to
I think it's time
Jinkies | Millennials ()
First off
As much as I hated the first hour
When I found out that we were in 2105
I couldn’t help but felt a huge wave of relief
Because it meant that the future I saw didn’t come to pass
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
What happened, donny?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Okay so...
The future was bleak
By the time I got there
Casey had already died some time ago
Loss during a fight against Shredder's army
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh no not casey 😟
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wat im showing a lvl of engagement
Jinkies | Millennials ()
It's fine lol
The Foot was everywhere and they were stronger than ever before
Thankfully I got saved during an encounter by future Mikey
And we met up w April and all of us planned to take down the Shredder once and for all together
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
that matches up w what youve told us so far
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Yes
...
Ok
During the battle with Shredder
When we stormed his stronghold
I saw you guys die
Mikey got swarmed
Karai cut Leo down when my back was turned
And then she killed Raph too when he charged at her
So then I just lost it and killed Shredder w a giant drill
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh...
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
donny youve been keeping this in you the whole time?
why didnt you tell us?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
And say what exactly?
I witnessed an alternate timeline where you all perished within the span of 10 min teehee?
That I saw you guys take your final breaths 20 ft in front of me teehee?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
k mayb not w the teehees
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Besides, you guys seemed to have had an enjoyable time on your adventures
I didn't want to be a downer
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
a DOWNER?
DON THIS IS YOUR MENTAL HEALTH WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
AND YOU WERE PLANNING ON NEVER TELLING US?
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE A DOWNER?!?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I thought you guys said you were fine if I didn't
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
That was before we knew that it was this
Distressing
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i cant blieve april and splinter nvr told us
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I begged them not to
And I kinda sorta told them I got over it?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
DONNY YOU HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS FOR WEEKS
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I'm not done btw
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh god there's more?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Not only did my brothers died in front of me in this nightmare world
But future me was AWOL the whole time
He wasn't even there
He hadn't been there for years
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
u cant blame urself for that donny
wat if it was just some time shenanigens?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya, mayb since u got sent into the future u were "gone" because you dissapeared into the time stream?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
No, because I was able to get back to my current timeline
Leo and Master Splinter made sure of that
Which means that hypothetically, if I were to get sent into the future, another version of me should have been there
But he wasn't
Everyone else made it back, so why didn't I?
It makes no sense
So the logical conclusion is that in an alt timeline I just abandoned my family
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
I'm sure that wasn't the case
You don't know the full story
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I was gone, Leo!
For 30 years!!
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
And I'm saying that there must have been a reason
You can't hold yourself accountable for what another version of you did
Jinkies | Millennials ()
To make it worst when the Shredder showed us footage of other worlds during the whole prime world fiasco
In one of those images I saw that future on one of the screens
It was for a brief second but it was definitely it
So not only did I not rewrite time to prevent that future from happening
That reality persists and it’s now a fact that in one dimension I just got up and left
And all of my brothers are dead as a result of it
Because then I appeared from the past and convinced them to attack Shredder one last time
We won in the end, if you could call it a win
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Donny....
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Is it bad that I TRULY hope that I had just gone and tried to do something foolish by myself and died in the process?
I would rather know that future me had died instead tbh
It's horrible but I hope to god he's either dead or captured or stuck w/ no way of escape
Cause at least that would give me some form of closure of why I was gone
Because the thought of me just running away and leaving my brothers behind
It gives me such a sense of self loathing
They didn’t have to die
If only i didn't run away like a coward
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
But that wasn't you, donny
Jinkies | Millennials ()
It might has well have been!
Same world, same turtle, remember?
Do you know what my actions inadvertantly did to my family?
To you guys?
Can you imagine?
I just LEFT??
w/o notice or reason. Just got up and left to never return.
Not even when after my father DIES
Leo and Raph fought to the point that they both left, too
Not against the Foot, but with one another
They just left!
They left Mikey alone
April had to trick Leo and Raph to even meet each other and the first thing that the two did when they reunited was FIGHT
And Mikey...
Can you imagine a Mikey that doesn't laugh or smile?
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Stop saying that he's you Donny
He's NOT you
You're still here
HamatoNutello ()
Your brother's right, kid
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
have you been here this whole time ronin?
HamatoNutello ()
Yes
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wat like just lurkin'?
HamatoNutello ()
Yes
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
...
HamatoNutello ()
I'm just here to say that it's not your fault
You're still here with your brothers and they're still alive and that is what matters
You can't beat yourself up with another reality that's not yours
At one point you two were the same person, yes
But that changed the second you saw the future and you personally took steps to prevent it
You took the effort to change
Jinkies | Millennials ()
But that still could have been me!
If I didn't get sent to the future and saw for myself what my actions had wrought
I could have been the reason my brothers died
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Donny...
HamatoNutello ()
But you're not.
Does it suck that your brothers died in that other dimension?
Ofc it does
But you need to see that your bond to your brothers still exist in your current world
They're still here
YOU'RE still here
You need to focus on the ones you currently have
Not the ones that aren't even relevant to you
Jinkies | Millennials ()
It'll take some time for me to process that
But thank you
And it looks like Leo's here so I gotta face the music and have a proper conversation irl
HamatoNutello ()
ngl
Feeling p guilty about opening this can of worms
So the least I could do is try to make it better
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Donny please unlock the door to your lab
Jinkies | Millennials ()
In a moment
I'll try to make this quick
Ronin, I have a question for you
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
I'll go make some tea in the meantime
The door better be open when I get back
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Fair enough
HamatoNutello ()
Yes?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
It’s a selfish q and I don’t want to be a Neon Don but I have to know
Did your Donatello run away?
HamatoNutello ()
You don’t have to worry about that, kid
He’s with Splinter
Jinkies | Millennials ()
That’s a relief
HamatoNutello ()
Put your mind at ease, kid?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Very much so
Thank you
HamatoNutello ()
Now I gotta get out of here before the annoying neon Donnie gets whiff of this and starts to pester me again
Jinkies | Millennials ()
lol
Hey Ronin idk if you'd like this tidbit but future April blew Karai up w a missile launcher
HamatoNutello ()
Aw fuck yeah
I didn't just like that
I LOVED that
Thanks for making my day kid
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
do u want a hug donny?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Future Raphael is a p good hugger btw
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wat no way
only took him like the year 2035 to develop a talent amirite?
so we have to wait for like wat
at least 10 more until it happens?
i dont think i can wait that long 😩
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Where is Raph btw
He just left?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh u dont hear him from ur lab?
he was smacking the shit outta a punching bag
then he broke it n had to replace it
n then cont'd to punch the new one
now hes reading the msgs w an angy expression
i think he just caught up
oh he's standing up now!
wait y is he coming over to me
oh god oh fuck
[Message #trauma-dumpster]
Chapter 10: Confrontation
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
moderators
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
@HamatoNutello What is your deal?
HamatoNutello ()
Excuse me?
The purple turtle chat room is really just called mods huh
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
What else would it be?
HamatoNutello ()
Idk
Dee, Don n Donnie?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
millennial!Donatello actually uses a “y” instead of “ie”
HamatoNutello ()
Dee, Don n Donny*
How'd you know which ones I were referring to?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
A hunch
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I’m trying to have a conversation with Ronin here, Dee.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Ok jeez fine
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
And I would have preferred to do this in direct messaging, but no one can contact interdimensionally unless it’s in this server.
So I ask you again.
What is your deal, Ronin.
HamatoNutello ()
What crawled inside your shell and died
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I want to know why you continue to just interact with us, all the while avoiding our questions with vague non-answer replies.
When you clearly need to just contact your Donatello.
Everyone here needs answers.
HamatoNutello ()
I've actually answered plenty, imo
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
But not the ones that are important.
HamatoNutello ()
It's none of your business, kid
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Or is it because you CAN'T?
Are you really a Hamato, or did you steal the laptop from them?
HamatoNutello ()
Okay, I'm nipping that one in the bud
I AM a Hamato, and nothing will change that.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Then where is your Donatello?
HamatoNutello ()
What are you going to do if I don't comply?
Ban me?
I’m the admin
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I am being serious here, Ronin.
HamatoNutello ()
As am I
I can just ignore you, you know
I’m not obligated to answer anything
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You do know why it’s important for you to contact your Donatello, right?
HamatoNutello ()
Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks
Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that is barren
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Are you done?
You're the adult, here.
Act like it.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Hey Donald, I think he just dipped
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Yes, I can see that.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
At least he didn't leave. Or shut down the server.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You sound like my brothers.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Then you should have listened to them.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Agree to disagree.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Donald.
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I have to agree w D on this one
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Don't tell me you two aren't curious?
About how this server came to be?
How it works.
If it can be replicated to expand to other worlds.
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Of course I am
But we can be curious and respect boundaries at the same time
Just be patient
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
That's fresh, coming from you.
You were the one most eager to meet "Admin Donnie" before Ronin showed up.
What happened?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I was just hoping it was someone else.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
As was I?
If you haven't noticed, I've been trying to get "Admin Donnie" to come back.
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Did you read the trauma dumpster channel last night?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
...
You were hoping it was future you, weren't you?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Yes
The server had all the implications that that was the case
How he was the only one in his dimension to be added was a large confirming factor to my theory
I wanted it to be him so much
So I could ask him where he has been the whole time
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Why he left
And idk, apologize for getting his brothers killed?
But the second we found out it wasn't a Donatello
It kind of all went away?
Because that meant his brothers were still alive
And the questions I had for him will remain unanswered
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I just want answers, too.
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I know
But you can't just corner him like that
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You're telling me I should have waited, aren't you.
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Yes.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
[ Aggravated Sigh ]
[Message #moderators]
It's been a while
And I don't just mean in my head
I mean the real you
I wonder what you would have thought about how I turned out
I wonder if our father would have been proud
April named her kid Casey-Marie
I bet Casey would have loved that
And now we have four more little trouble makers
They're little Casey's kids
So that means you're a grunkle, too
I wish you could meet them
I bet Yi would have been your favorite
Call it a hunch
Oh, Donnie....
Why did you make this server?
How long ago have you been working on this?
The kids claim that the server didn't go live until 3 months ago
And that makes no sense to me, considering you've been gone for so much longer than that
They are just like you guys
Some more than others
Some more annoying than others
I know the kid means well, but he just keeps pushing
He wants to know where you are
I don't know if I have the heart to tell them
They're still so young
Some of the boys lost their Splinter
But they still have each other
From the tidbits I heard from them, their worlds vastly differ from ours
Most of them are related to Karai
Can you imagine that?
It makes my skin crawl just thinking about it
They then started asking me about our world
And I thought it wouldn't hurt to just tell them about the basics
But...
One of your counterparts even saw a world that was closer to ours in terms of being fucked up
This kid saw his brothers die in front of him
But he was simply out of time
And he was able to go back to his family
Why did you make this server?
Did you want to ask for help?
Was this some sort of contingency plan?
I know you didn't like it when I looked through your stuff, but I don't really have a choice
I'll try to get some answers on my own
Don't haunt me
general
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
san mai is p easy tbh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wat about damascus?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Why would I need a damascus katana
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
pretty blade...
👉👈
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
How about I forge you a damascus kusarigama then, Mikey?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
!!!
tyty yes pls
🤗🤗🤗
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Just don’t forget the whiteout if you’re gonna do a canister damascus
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i wonder who figured that one out?
seems kinda random?
squirt squirt the canister w whiteout
hey the metal’s out yipee
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Whiteout contains zinc which will form a layer between the canister and the billet for easier removal
So while it’s not necessarily needed, it makes your life a whole lot easier
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
is damascus even worth it w the no. of times leos breaks their blades
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait does that mean leo-san's work is shoddy
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
>:(
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
no i think it’s just cuz the ppl/things we face r mad strong
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
fair enuf
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
imagine not being able to use ur ninpo and just make a blade w w/e
couldnt be me smh
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
well you dont have to join in a literal convo about smithing now do ya
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sue me for wanting to be included my god
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
do you actually want to talk about bladesmithing?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...no
lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
where is ronin?
do you think he has any input?
old man expertise
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya ronin-san's usually here by now
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I don’t think Ronin-san is going to be joining us anytime soon
Someone flew too close to the sun
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wat’s that supposed to mean
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i think i kno wat it is
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Oop
Well godspeed Donald
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u dropped the ball of sumthing on purpose didnt u d
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
What do you Mikeys usually say?
Oh, right
teehee
[Message #general]
leaders-in-blue
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@Bootyshaker9000 | Neon
hey dontron
buddy
pal
mi hermano
my twin
my brother from another turtle mother
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
What do you want, Nardo.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
i specifically told you to leave him alone
n you do the opposite
in what??
a day???
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Technically, if you take into consideration the first time you warned me, it was more like two days. One could even argue three.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
DONATELLO
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
"Oh no, my full name," he said, nonplussed.
Did you get that from cope!Leo?
When has that ever worked on us?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
U VIOLATED THE TERMS OF OUR HUG AGREEMENT
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
It wasn't legally binding.
Plus I crossed my fingers, so it didn't count.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
im nvr making a hug agreement over txt evr again
u have soiled sanctity of the bro code
also im actually being srs here don
wat u did was not cool
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Fine.
Did you really expected me to just do nothing?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
YES
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Why did you ping me in here, anyways?
I'd rather we have this conversation face to face privately.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@Leonardos
because i needed more leos to knock some sense into ya
if u wont listen to me, maybe the less cooler leaders can convince ya
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Is this an intervention?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yes
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Gross.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
would u rather i hand u over to miguel?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
No. Proceed with the intervention.
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Sorry, what's going on?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
tl;dr don cornered ronin abt personal matters to the point of annoyance and now he's MIA to avoid him
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Oh...
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Yikes...
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Oh, don't give me that.
Leonardos are the most untrustful individuals because of their overprotectiveness.
And now you're just letting Ronin just mosey on by?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok first off im not overprotective
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Eh....
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
shut
2nd off, u cant just keep trying to force ppl into talking abt themselves to strangers
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
At least he didn't leave the server
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Yeah, or shut it down
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
What is this, an echo chamber?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
well their right, tho?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
They're*
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
jfc don not now
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Besides, Ronin-san isn't harming anybody
He's literally no danger to us
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
^^^
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
^^^
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Well, I mean. He's a danger to your future nephew.
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
That's besides the point. I'm not going to kill my potential future nephew
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
It's a pretty big point to ignore.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
(ngl he gotchu there)
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Leon, whose side are you on
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
(right sry continue)
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Don't you find it suspicious that he keeps avoiding our questions when we ask about his Donatello?
And don't give me the excuse of him "being with Splinter".
That answer was so vague and paper thin I could see through it.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh so its fine if U break channel rules?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Yes.
It's for science.
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Which is exactly why we're not going to press him.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Excuse me?
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Like you said, Donald
Ronin has been avoiding the topic
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Which would indicate that it's a sensitive subject
And the reasoning could be any number of things
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
his donnie could actually be hurt, for example
or missing
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Exactly
And I'd hate to think it, but there could also be a possibility that Ronin and his Donatello just aren't that close anymore
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
...
Are you really suggesting that the reason Ronin might not want to talk about his Donatello is because they're not on speaking terms?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Anything can happen when you're alive as long as he has
And although we are curious, we can't just force him to tell us about it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
n also we get it that u need to kno all abt the server
but u cant just push aside ronin's feelings for the sake of ur scientific endeavors
u dont know what his sitch is
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
But he could just tell us if something happened to his Donatello, then I wouldn't be trying to pull teeth to get information out of him.
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
What if it had happened recently?
And even if it didn't, people grieve in different ways
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
So what am I gonna do? Just wait for it? What if he never tells us?
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Honestly? Then so be it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
besides, arent u working w the other donnies to figure this thing out
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I am, but the opportunity to learn everything was just there.
You can't possibility understand the frustration of being so close.
Only to hit this wall that refuses to budge.
When the thing you need is just on the other side.
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
We might not understand your specific predicament fully, but we can understand how upsetting it is for you
But you also have to understand how upsetting it is for Ronin-san whenever you try to pry it out of him
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
So what should I do to get over it?
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
You can start with apologizing
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Really?
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Yes, really. For overstepping boundaries and that you will try to not do so in the future
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Try? Not a promise?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
this is u were talking about here don
u skirt the line of moral boundaries everyday
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Should I be offended?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Probably
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Fine. How'd you know about what happened, anyways?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium gave me a p huge hint
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
A fellow moderator? Betrayal.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[Message #leaders-in-blue]
Notes:
The Notepad part has a scrollable textbox jsyk. Don't want you folks to miss out on some of Ronin's messages. <3
Stay safe out there, folks. Have a good rest of your weekend. o/
I'm slowing updates to 1-2 per week now. Thank you all for your continued support!
Chapter 11: Hot Soup
Notes:
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(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
general
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
@✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials where'd you put my skates
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
tf whyd u assume it was me
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
who else could it have been?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
idfk mayb u misplaced them???
Jinkies | Millennials ()
They're not in the usual spot where we keep all our skating stuff
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i like how ur confronting him here
isntead of like txting him
or sumn
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
cuz i know he's actually here and will respond
he likes hanging out w/ you boys
same lvl of maturity
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
D:<
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😲
u skate??
like ice or rollerblade?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
rollerblade
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i cannot see raph rollerblading
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
c’mon u never see the sewer tunnels and be like
“that’s some primo rollerblading real estate”
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
turtles are meant to be on skateboards bruh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
actually i think all the raphs would b p good @ roller derby
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh i can c that, actually
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
aw ty 😊
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ull probably kill sum1 on accident tho @Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😰
Jinkies | Millennials ()
We do have skateboards
But we also have other hobbies
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ya like donny has his bmx bike
leo has his scooters
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasjdhalsjd
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
SCOOTERS?!?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
try to stay laughing when he does a 8ft vertical bunny hop and tailwhips you in the head
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
jdgh;lwsjdgwl
is that evn still a bunny hop @ that point???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait ngl thats actually some mad air
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
yep
HamatoNutello ()
Hello, boys
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
doth mine eyes decieve me?
is it who i bethink it is?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
its old man ronin!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ronin-san!
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
hey
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
!!
wb 😁
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Hello, Ronin!
It's been a while
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yaya where have u been??
HamatoNutello ()
It's only been a week
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
a week is so long when it comes to the interwebs
HamatoNutello ()
Well
Unlike you boys
I'm not chronically online
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
rude
HamatoNutello ()
But I actually took that trip to Japan I talked about
Casey got some good training in
I was gonna tell you boys but you know what happened
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
did u read don's apology?
HamatoNutello ()
I took a look at it when I got back, yes
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so.....do u forgive him?
HamatoNutello ()
Yep
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o thank god
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Now that's out of the way, can I invite a bot?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Also hello, welcome back.
HamatoNutello ()
Thought you mods figured how to automod through your own accounts
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Well, yes.
But it'll be easier to have an automatic system on its own account.
Plus it has minigames.
HamatoNutello ()
What else does it do?
Nothing malicious to the system itself, right?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
[ Eyeroll ]
It just mods and hosts minigames.
The bot was made in a collaborative effort between all three of the Donatellos.
So if you don't trust me, then you can ask one of the other two to invite their version.
HamatoNutello ()
No need for that
But just the bot, y'hear?
I'll remove the permission to invite once you're done
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Deal.
Swoooosh. GameMaster9000 just landed.()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
really?
thats the name you went w?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
You don't think we tried to get him to change it?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I'm the one that suggested it, so I got to pick the name.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so what games u got on ur bot
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
>:c
im gonna use ur wheels to make a new skateboard
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
oh so you DO have them
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
try and catch me >:)
im not even home lmao
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
rip 🙏
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
rip 🙏
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aw come on
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
rip 🙏
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Good luck. 🙏
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Godspeed, Mikey 🙏
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh yee of little faiths
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
[ Michelangelo will remember this. ]
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
HamatoNutello ()
I'm too jet lagged for this
Just wanted to say hi
See you on the 'morrow, boys
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Goodbye, Ronin!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
byebye! 👋
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Farewell.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
bye ronin-san ttyl
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
g'bye ✌️
[Message #general]
general
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
got a qn for my fellow terrapins
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
hit it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so hypothetically
if u guys were mad starving
n the only food available was suppon nabe
would u try it
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
dude that’s kinda a fucked up qn
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
like how starving
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
what! i need clarification!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
like hyper mega aggressive super duper starving
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
and its like a normal suppon right?
not mutated
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yea normal suppon
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i mean then probably ig?
if there was nothing else
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey that's gross
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
what! i clarified that it was regular suppon!
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
but like....
still
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what's that dish?
sounds familiar
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it's still a turtle
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
turtle hotpot
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
and we're not normal turtles
i mean we WERE but now we're sapient and stuff
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
sorry but i don't think i would be able to distance myself like that
we're just one retro-mutagen away from returning to being "normal turtles"
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u LITERALLY had a pet turtle
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yeah and then he became mutated
see how thin the line is?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ya me either
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
arent u a snapping turtle raphie?
don't they eat other turtles
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
but i dont...?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
If we're dragging species into this
Then suppon nabe is made from softshell turtles
So most of us here would be avoiding eating "one of our kind"
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
my donnie is a softshell...
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
That's why I said "most"
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
now im curious
and craving hotpot
hey guys wanna head to marukami-san's to try sum
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
fuck no
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I will have to politely decline, Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
well i cant go by myself now can i
im not gonna try it by myself
thatll b weeeeird
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i think u even considering trying it is weird
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
hi leon!
i like how u just drop in on this convo w that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ikr?
'sup
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
hey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hi! 👋
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Hello
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∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You can ask Karai ig?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I think she eats it
Or ate? idk if she still does, considering...us
April said she tried to trick her into eating some the first time they met
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you did not just encourage him to do that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yo ur karai wildin
way to assert dominance
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Let him be curious
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
good idea d!
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
that'll be insane if she accepts your invitation tho
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
She probably will
We all know Mikey's her fav
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
teehee
wats the worst that can happen?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
am i the only 1 alarmed @ how quick he's willing to try it?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dude it was ur qn
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya but it was a hypothetical
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
bruh i eat ice cream from my cat
im p open minded when it comes to food
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
point
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait isn't selling turtle meat illegal in the us
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh shi
is it?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
im p sure it is?
how is mr. murakami allowed to sell suppon nabe in nyc???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
idk
he's so good at cooking the fda leaves him alone ig
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
that's not remotely how it works and you know it, mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
a true mystery then
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
HamatoNutello ()
I wouldn't hesitate
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
asdjasjd mr. ronin?!?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
HamatoNutello ()
Hot soup is hot soup
HamatoNutello ()
...tf???
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
aw wat
are you telling me our world is the ONLY one w lou jitsu
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
thats y our world remains the best world
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya the best @ being weird
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ur so lucky my big bro is here
HamatoNutello ()
My initial reaction still stands
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
its a team neon thing
their splinter was like a movie star
"hot soup" was his catchphrase
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Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
HOT SOUP!!
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✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
HOT SOUP!!
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【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
HOT SOUP!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh ffs
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
n its still IS his catchprase tyvm
HamatoNutello ()
Well that's new
Anyway....
Like I said, it's still food
Can't care much for moral quandaries of where the food comes from where I live
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh ya
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
well when you put it like that...
HamatoNutello ()
I forgot what I wanted to come in here for
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bcuz of ur old man brain
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oop-
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
uh oh spaghettios
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sdasdfqefweg
HamatoNutello ()
Oh right
Wanna hear a funny lil anecdote about something that just happened
Literally 2 min ago
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mr. ronin story time?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
👀👀👀
HamatoNutello ()
So there I was
Minding my own business in the kitchen
Making a sandwich
April then just walks and asked if I needed a hand
So I asked “a hand with what, it's just a sandwich”
And she threw her arm in my face
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ete;wKQF??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wat?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Exqueeze me?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
her arm??
like she punched you???
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
or did she elbow you?
outta nowhere??
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wow april the definition of fuck around n find out
whatd u do
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
are you ok???
HamatoNutello ()
I did nothing
Also she didn’t hit me
It was her prosthetic arm
And I caught it so ya I'm ok
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
her WHAT
HamatoNutello ()
Hmmm
I think I forgot to mention that
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Um
YA??
HamatoNutello ()
Well, I guess I forgot
Because of my old man brain
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ronin-san you cannot just drop us that info out of nowhere
HamatoNutello ()
I just wanted to share what happened
April thinks she's the funniest person now
The other day she came home from grocery shopping
Do you know what she did when I asked how her trip was?
She waved her prosthetic arm and said
"You would not believe what it cost me."
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
thats p funny
HamatoNutello ()
Without skipping a beat Casey replied
"An arm and a leg?"
One of the babies laughed and I'm not sure if she understood it or not
And at this point I'm unsure if I want to ask
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
AM I UNMUTED YEEEET
oh cool i am
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
A LEG TOO?!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
1st of all: that was rude
2nd of all: YO TF??!
HamatoNutello ()
It was only a min
Relax
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
admin abuse 😩
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
k but the leg tho???
HamatoNutello ()
Oh did I forget to mention that too?
mb boys
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mr. ronin pls
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
no u cant just say "mb" and move on
HamatoNutello ()
Watch me
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wat if we said "pretty pls" really really nicely
HamatoNutello ()
Consider this:
Nah.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(｡•́︿•̀｡)
[Message #general]
general
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
@everyone
guys guess wat
i just lost the game
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Really, Mikey?
Literal
Years
I just lost the game
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
fuck
i just lost the game
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
FUCK
i just lost the game
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Ugh
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
cmon leo u actually have to say it
dems the rulez
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
I just lost the game
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
>:)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ah, i cant believe youve done this
i just lost the game
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Well, this is a blast from the past
I just lost the game
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I just lost the game
And I was doing so well, too
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
?????
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
teehee
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what game are you guys talking abt?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
must be some old ppl shit
crap***
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
language
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
beat u to it
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
you got lucky
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
mikey-san
w all due respect
i hope the next time you eat popcorn you get a kernel stuck in your teeth
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
well w all the disrespect, i hope the next time you drink water it goes down the wrong pipe
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i hope the next time you eat hot soup, the broth is too hot and it scalds your taste buds so you can't taste the rest of your meal
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【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
HOT SOUP!!
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Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
HOT SOUP!!
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✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
HOT SOUP!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yall rly diligent on that huh
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
but ofc
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i hope the next time you get the urge to sneeze it goes away the last second
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i hope the next time you try to take a nap you actually fall asleep for hours and wake up more tired than before
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i hope the next time you heat something up in the microwave in the dead of night you don’t stop it in time before the timer reaches zero and you wake up the whole lair
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what's the game??
why are you guys so upset?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
idk but i wanna see what they say next
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
upset?
these are mild inconveniences at best
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i still wouldn't want them to happen to me
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i hope the next time you walk into a room to get something, you forget what you were supposed to be doing and you walk back out and the moment you sit down you remember it again
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i hope the next time you open a bag of chips the bag rips down the middle and all the chips explode everywhere and you get hit in the face with a particularly sharp chip
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
holy shit they're still going
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Dw, they'll run out eventually
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
how soon is "eventually"?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i hope that that when you wake up tomorrow morning you find out you forgot to charge your phone and the battery is below 20%
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
^and you can't charge it because you have to go outside and you lost your portable charger
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
^ya that part esp
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i hope the next time you take a shower, the water is too cold and when you try to change it the water doesn't change temperature until suddenly it all comes out at once and it's too hot
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i deserve this
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ya think?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what's the game????
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
idk im just over here writing down sum notes
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i hope the next time you try to open a pull tab can the pull tab thingy breaks and when you try to shimmy it open with a butter knife the lid falls inside
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i hope the next time you hang up a poster in your room it's a bit crooked on one side and when you try to fix it it's now too crooked on the other side
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i hope that the next time you finish reading a paragraph, you realize you didn’t process the info properly and you have to reread the paragraph from the beginning
twice
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i hope that the next time you forget your password, you try to reset it and the website says “your new password cannot be your old password”
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
mikey-san, do u have a morning alarm?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
nope
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
drat
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wat were u gonna say if i did lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
that i hope you would wake up 5 minutes before your alarm goes off
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh that 1's just plain cruel
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
(ง •̀_•́)ง fite me
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol that's a cute lil kaomoji
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
thx i got it from mikey-tan's status lol
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
can't believe you would use my kaomoji for evil smh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
(ง •̀_•́)ง
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(ง •̀_•́)ง
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
is no one gonna answer my question? 🥺
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
The Game is a mind game in which the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions of The Game. Depending on the variation, it is held that the whole world, or all those who are aware of the game, are playing it all the time. Tactics have been developed to increase the number of people who are aware of The Game, and thereby increase the number of losses.
(From the wiki.)
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
so the whole point of the game is to lose it?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yep
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh, i see!
then i guess
i just lost the game!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
thats fucking stupid
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
thats flippin' stupid*
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i thought youd like the thought of annoying ppl by making them lose the game
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya, normally i would
but ltierally no one talks about the game anymore
cuz its old
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
>:(
Jinkies | Millennials ()
That was probably close to around 8 years since the last time I lost
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
~2-3 for me
It could have been more but the internet exists
HamatoNutello ()
Like I said, it's cause you boys are chronically online
I just lost the game
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
😒
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wat was ur time, ronin-san?
HamatoNutello ()
~20 years, give or take
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh thats gotta be some type of record
thats older than the youngest turts here
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ye im baby
HamatoNutello ()
Hold on I have to take April down w/ me
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
this should b good
HamatoNutello ()
Ya she threw her arm at me
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
wat a classic april move
[Message #general]
Notes:
*slips you some funnies to make up for last week’s emotional damages*
Chapter 12: Hangman
Notes:
i pray for the fool that tries to read this chapter with creator's style off 🙏
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
hangman
Welcome to #hangman!
This is the start of the #hangman channel
🖊 Edit Channel
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
New channel for hangman minigame so it doesn't spam the other channels
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ah, that new channel smell
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aw i wanted to do it
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You can start the next one
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bet
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
a
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
e
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
s
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
t
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
i
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
at this rate we'll use the entire alphabet
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
z
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
mikey why did you use z
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well now we now know its not the entire alphabet
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
y
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey pls
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
defos not the entire alphabet
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
o
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
l
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium won!
Hangman
.┌────┐
.┃..............┋
.┃..............┋
.┃..............😲
.┃............./
.┃
/-\
Guess
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
zy
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aw ye
ronin!April is that u 😱
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey pls
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
a
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
_a????
what kinda word is _a????
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
s
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
unfortunate
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
t
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
r
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh what is this
wat kinda title is this
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
u
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
y did you use u and y did it work???
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Call it a hunch
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WAIT NO I DIDNT WANT TO USE Y
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
if my man dies we can blame leon
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
im so confused
they dont look like anything to me
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
b
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
boku?
oh its jpnese
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh im not a weeb
how am i supposed to kno what the title is
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
just be better
i bet you watch anime dubbed dont you
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i dont watch anime...?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
smh
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo it's not nice to lie
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
shhhhshshshshhhhh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
So I'm assuming an anime, but the Japanese title in Romaji
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
probs
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
why is it another anime tho?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
tbf, i specifically used 'anime' from the hangman's theme list
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i didnt 😩
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
k
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
i
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
w
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
uh oh he gunna die 😔
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
e
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Boku dake ga Inai Machi
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium won!
Hangman
.┌────┐
.┃..............┋
.┃..............┋
.┃..............😲
.┃............./ | \
.┃............./
/-\
Guess
Boku dake ga Inai Machi
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Meh
The manga's ending was better
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
fr
but also
aw ye son team fedex ftw
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sjsksbdek fedex?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
y fedex?
also how the hell does that title translate to ERASED?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
The original title actually is "The Town where only I am missing"
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wait thats kinda sad it means every1 got a happier ending if hes out of the equation
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
bro mc was in a coma for like 20 yrs
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
mostly every1*
Replying to message by:
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
cuz we’re team purple/orange
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
When were we on the same team for hangman, Mikey?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
come on b team solidarity d
ur killing me here 😭
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Fine
Go B Team!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
go b team!!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
do u have a team name for every duo?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
p much
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
orange/blue
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ez
tide pods
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Guys, Im going to start a new one
If you continue the convo here it'll get p spammy
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
kk
ill move to #general
but im still playing
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
good idea
[Message #hangman]
general
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
@✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium orange/red
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
master card
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
lol why?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
bc if we got free access to credits cards raph and i r the most likely to go on a shopping spree
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
wait wat's going on?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
aparently your mikey has a name for every turtle duo team up
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
oh ok
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
purple/red
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
taco bell
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
the bell is pink mikey not red
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wat is pink but a lightish red
close enuf 4 me
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
didn't taco bell make the bell transparent/white?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
talk about whitewashing smh
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
do any if u guys remember that chihuahua mascot
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
"yo quiero taco bell"
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya that lil dude
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
oh shit i think i do?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh thank god i thought i dreamt that
like a problematic fever dream
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
just casually hallucinated a talking chihuahua on tv?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
#justmikeythings
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I also have a faint memory of that dog
We have some of the commercials taped from older show recordings
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
he will live on in our memory and old VHS tapes 😔
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
???
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
when did this happen?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
like late 90s
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u oldies need to stop referencing things that far back jfc
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
you want us to talk more like you gen z kids?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that shit aint bussin yo
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
deadass
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
sheesh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
mikey ur literally gen z
like a really old one
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i live for the chaos
unlike u
how do u live like that
so mid
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ya you didnt pass the vibe check there fam
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
mans caught in 4k to be cheugy af
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
dont be such a sussy baka leon smh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i regret everything
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yo thats kinda cringe no cap
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ya that's not v gucci of you
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sstttoooooOOOOPP
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
hes just jelly b/c he isnt goated w the sauce 😔
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
faaaax
he mad cause he aint got none o dat drip
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
L bozo
talk about a bruh moment
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
get ratio'd
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
can sum1 pls time them out 4 me
i think im gonna die from pyschic dmg
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Then perish.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
😩
HamatoNutello ()
Blue/red
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol ronin-san
HamatoNutello ()
I'm curious
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
pepsi&dominos
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aw wat they get 2 names?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
its one name
a meal combo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lmao
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
blue/purple
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
fabuloso
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
????
HamatoNutello ()
The cleaning product....?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yep!
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
isn't that cheating
theres so many colors of fabuloso
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yeah but blue and purple look the most drinkable
the most delish in terms of color
HamatoNutello ()
Kid, pls do not drink the fabuloso
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
forbidden kool aid
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
slurp slurp
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
then why didn't you just use kool aid
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
the name wasnt fruity enough
gotta pay tribute to my fruit ninja bros
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i can respect that
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
is fabuloso being recalled in ur world or nah
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
not in our world
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh shi rly?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya sumthing abt bacterial contamination
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
free toppings
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
tiny boba
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
the intrusive thoughts sure are strong in this one
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
who will win
mikey vs fabuloso purple
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Oh god at this point idk if you're joking or not anymore
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
do it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdfdasdas lmaooooo
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Raph?!?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i wanna see how he explains to splinter in the spirit plane of how he kicked the bucket
i would pay to know how it runs down
odds are he'll get his ass kicked so hard he comes back to the land of the living
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
how would u even find out?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i can always ask leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
that doesnt answer my qn
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
cope!leo can talk to ghosts
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WAT
i thought yall said u didnt have ninpo
HamatoNutello ()
What.
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
we dont
and eh
as far as we know it's only splinter
who's a spirit, not a ghost
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
THOSE TWO ARE BASICALLY THE SAME THING?!??
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Michelangelo.
Why did I get really concerning texts from donnie?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
I WASNT ACTUALLY GONNA
GIVE A TURTLE SUM CREDIT
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WHEN DID THIS CONVO EVEN TAKE PLACE?!
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Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Just stay away from it
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
uh ig a while ago?
and it was brought up again like a week ago
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✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait does this mean i dont have to help w cleaning this week
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WHAT CHANNEL THO???
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Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
No, we also have other cleaning supplies
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Non-toxic ones
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
#eldest-daughter-syndrome
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✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😩
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no fair thats only for the other leos and u
y r u keeping secrets like this in there
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
It’s not really a secret?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
cope!leo was helping me hone my big bro skills
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o god
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
if it makes you feel any better i dont think our world id as spiritual in the same sense
is*
or at least im not
so no empath pwrs
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o thank tf god
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
for now
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
meep
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
sdfijdlfkadf
meep?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
meep
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
meep meep
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mop mop @Bold&DaringPlan | Copium
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Aw Raph cmon
It was so cute tho
How was I suppose to know it was gonna attack us?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
b/c i told you not to????
mess w it????
POINT BLANK?????
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
It was so smol tho
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
LEO IT WAS AN ALIEN LURE DEATH TRAP THINGY
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Okok jeez i get it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so big bro empath pwrs is spiritual in nature?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Honestly I'm not really sure
Just testing things out and seeing what sticks
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
pls stop trying to teach him
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
No
HamatoNutello ()
One of the pinned messages is "*Surface Pressure from Encanto plays in the bg*"
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o god is it just angst?
HamatoNutello ()
No, there's also some memes
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
secret big brother memes
HamatoNutello ()
They're mostly about how ya'll are lil shits tho
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
honestly?
deserved
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
as my brother don would say
[ Offended Gasp ]
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
need i remind you:
poisoned
pizza puffs
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok point
[Message #general]
Notes:
im also naming all the chapters now. ✌
pls for the love of everything that is holy if you guys haven't watched 2012 or know what the "mop mop" scene is you need to watch the clip on youtube asap. it's my favorite scene and it lives in my head rent free.
Edit: if any of ya'll saw the chapter before i edited it shhhshshshshhh
Chapter 13: Anger Management
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
magnus-rushes-in
HamatoNutello ()
Wow
A lot more knitting patterns and pigeon handling tips than I expected in here
The # of Leo complaints is something I very much expected, though
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh hi ronin
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
sup old man
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
welcome to the best private channel, old man
HamatoNutello ()
@Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon You're my favorite
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😲
HamatoNutello ()
@Van Gogh Vroom | Copium And why can't you be like your brothers?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
do i want to kno where i stand?
HamatoNutello ()
You're standing
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
fair enough
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
ya i dont really do the honorifics thing
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah, I can tell
Rude lil punk
Bet you have a Brooklyn accent, too
For some inexplicable reason
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
actually i dont have much of one
millennial!Raph here sounds like a walking stereotype
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
bruh
HamatoNutello ()
Like why do you have a Brooklyn accent no one else in the family does
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
"it's ninja toime"
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
lol
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
bruh
excuse me for picking up the accent from the locals
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
why did you guys even started saying that anyways?
a simple "ninjas, attack" wouldve sufficed
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
i blame the time window
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yeah but you guys still say it AFTER returning to the present???
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
it just kinda stuck ngl
HamatoNutello ()
I have to know
Why pigeons?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
bc nyc is full of pigeons
and our local resident disney princess can whisper to pigeons and make them do his bidding
HamatoNutello ()
...Neon Raph is a pigeon whisperer?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
guess again
HamatoNutello ()
...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yo ✌
also i dont make them do anything
i ask politely and they choose if they do it
HamatoNutello ()
Well, that's unexpected
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ikr
HamatoNutello ()
So now you're just showing the other Raphs how to communicate w pigeons?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
raphie wanted to kno
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
it's so interesting!
im learning so much abt them!
ive never seen a baby pigeon until cope!raph showed me photos of them
HamatoNutello ()
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen one either
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
the photos are pinned
HamatoNutello ()
Holy crap wtf
I don't know what I expected but it wasn't THAT
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
adorable, arent they?
HamatoNutello ()
Not the word I would use, no
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
finally someone w common sensibilities
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
idk i think their appearances are endearing
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
see wat i mean?
HamatoNutello ()
So how are the lessons?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
unfortunately not well
i cant even get one to stand still when i approach them
much less hold one
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
idk how else to explain it
just walk up to one
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
easier said than done
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
arent you a ninja?
sneak up on one
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
you dont think i didnt try that?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
try harder!
HamatoNutello ()
So do you like, make them...attack?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
no no no
i wouldnt put them in danger like that!
theyre more for camera interference
HamatoNutello ()
Oh, so you send them to block survellience cameras?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yep
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
speaking of pigeons blocking cameras
hey ronin guess how the millennials deal w cameras
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
oh god
why did i tell you guys about this
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
lololol
HamatoNutello ()
Judging by their reactions, now I have to know
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
donny has a pigeon puppet he uses to block the camera while one of them takes a polaroid pic and they clip it in front of the lens
HamatoNutello ()
And that works?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
like a charm
HamatoNutello ()
I guess if it ain't broke...?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
that's one way to look at it
btw
what are you doing here?
HamatoNutello ()
Do I need a reason to be here?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ig not
but i doubt youre here for the pigeons or knitting patterns
are you here to tell us to kill someone's baby too?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
pls dont
HamatoNutello ()
Quite the opposite, actually
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
o thank god
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
do tell
HamatoNutello ()
So from what I've seen
All of you kids pretty much follow about the same structure as me and my brothers
Not 100% ofc but the basics are the same
Which makes you boys the muscle, right?
The protectors of your families?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
yeah...?
i mean everyone protects each other around here
HamatoNutello ()
Actions first plans later?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ok but like
sumtimes plans dont go according to
well, plan
HamatoNutello ()
I'm just gonna be blunt here
Are you boys the angry ones
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
yeah we get angry from time to time
what abt it?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i prefer the term "passionate"
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
thats one word for it
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
it's not like i want to become "savage"
i just lose ctrl when push comes to shove
HamatoNutello ()
"Savage"?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
o ok so
i have this alter that comes out when im forced to be alone/separated from my bros
i just black out and become this violent hostile...person?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
but most of the time he's this giant teddy bear
a very spiky giant teddy bear
HamatoNutello ()
And here I thought all Raphs liked the occasional solitude
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
yeah i noticed that too
ig that's just a me thing, then
i kno it's like this innate survival instict my brain does to protect myself
HamatoNutello ()
Threatening to leave the team once a month but nvr actually leaving is also v raph-esque
Ah, to be a teenager again
The simpler times
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
but like at the same time...
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
bruh
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
bruh
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
it doesnt mean i like it tho
bc i dont always recognize my bros in that state either
HamatoNutello ()
Oh well if it's an alter we really can't change that
But I'm just talking about in general
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i mean i do snap at my bros when they aggravate me/dont listen to obvious danger on occasion
HamatoNutello ()
Like the poisoned pizza puffs?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
exactly
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
why all the qns abt our anger or lack thereof?
HamatoNutello ()
It's just...
It's obvious you boys love your bros and I'm not questioning that ever
But I guess I want you boys to also try to reign the anger back at times too
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
i mean we've gotten better over the years
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i still like smashing things tho
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
o ya smashing things' the best
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
oh for sure
HamatoNutello ()
I just don't want you boys to allow anger to cloud your judgments
Sometimes you think that smashing things and rushing in will solve everything
And you think that your strength will just be able to FIX things by magic
Where you just need to hit and kill enough things to make everything better
HamatoNutello ()
But there are times it just makes it worst
And then you can't turn back time and things have to just stay like that
But it turns out you DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO DO THE THING YOU DID
BUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF WHAT YOU DID ARE STILL THERE
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
woah
HamatoNutello ()
Sorry I got a little venty there
I just kept remembering more things as I typed
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
lemme guess
it's a whole story but you're not gonna tell us
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah
I would say sorry about that
But I'm not
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
wow
HamatoNutello ()
I guess I just wanted to say that you love your family and your family loves you
So try to think of them before you do anything too reckless
No matter how much it seems like the solution at the time
b/c your actions don't just effect you but your family as well
And you might harm them more than you think
...
You're not indomitable, either
So you don't have to always try to make it better by your own strength solo
You have to remember that, okay boys?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
HamatoNutello ()
Well, enough about that
I'm going to go cool off
And maybe pretend I didn't just write all that
Go back to talking about pigeons and stuff
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
yeah good pep talk
lesgo team
bye ronin
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
bye ronin!
btw most of the others dont know about the "savage" raph thing yet
so like...
HamatoNutello ()
I won't tell them, kid
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ty!
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
bye
ronin-san
HamatoNutello ()
See you later, boys
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
wow you actually used an honorific
while youre at it...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
im not gonna call you raph-san
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
this is why ronin likes your brothers more
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
fuck you
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
rude
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
you should respect your elders, cope!raph
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
oh right ofc
mb
fuck you old raph*
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
you know wat fuck both of you
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
lol
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
so i don't think ronin liked our channel name much
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
ya think?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
bruh i don't even listen to dnd podcasts
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you try asking the mods to change the name
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
lmao fat chance
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
jfc how long have you been here
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Like a good 5 min?
I've been trying to get your attention over text
And I noticed the activity in this channel
And It was kinda awk to just pop in so....
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
im in my room...
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
And I'm outside the lair
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
call????
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I got curious and wanted to lurk
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
lol
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
wat do you need me for?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Got something that needs a test drive
Has two wheels and goes vroom vroom
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
omw
[Message #magnus-rushes-in]
Notes:
sometimes i think about ronin!raph's love for his father. he was so enraged at splinter's presumed death that he solo raided a foot camp, killed a dozen or so of their men and put karai in a coma, eventually succumbing to his own injuries as he sank into the water, beneath the red-dyed waves. but then it turns out splinter survived the attack, so raph's blind rage caused him his life practically needlessly, a foolhardy endeavor one could say. his love and loyalty for his family is commendable, admirable, even—it makes me heartbroken to know that raph died thinking his father was dead. but in the end, his love caused more grief than good, resulting in his family being the ones that had to pick up the broken pieces he left behind.
Chapter 14: Of Monsters and Mutants
Notes:
So it seems like a new Discord update made it so all the images have rounded corners now. That’s stupid, and I’m not gonna do that. I don’t even know how threads work.
05/19/23: Added some more dialogues. Napped some messages from a future chapter and inserted it here.
Chapter Text
general
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
[Image Attachment: Twitch Clip link, the thumbnail showing the first second of the "Leeroy Jenkins" meme.]
https://clips.twitch.tv/NotARealLinkDontClick-Ck1U53jerXskd
Twitch
Elfinator - cowabunga lmao
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
tf's this
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i said cowabunga in the chat and got banned 😩
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol y???
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i honestly expected more than that
wat a tepid rxn
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sry?
but also
y tho
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
youre like 30 please dont tell me this is your past time
trolling streamers to get banned on purpose?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
IS THAT FUCKING HUN?>!?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
fnly a decent rxn
ye
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
THATS YOUR HUN!?!
@Coping — needs therapy
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o great its another 1 of these things
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait no way ur hun's a streamer?
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✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wdym
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
if u were to put all 3 of our universes in a venn diagram
millennials and team copium are like 80% overlap while team neon is barely hangin in there
i have NO IDEA who tf hun is
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Why is your Hun white
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
^ im getting deja vu from the statement
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
d you cant just ask why someones white omg
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
efr;twefrq
bc his parents were white...?
idk what to tell ya lmao 😭
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
lol
Ours is Chinese American btw
Answering before someone asks the qn in the most stupid way possible
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
then wat flavor is he?
fuck
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
And there it is
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
😩
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lmao
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✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait i thought u guys said u had the purple dragons?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
hun's the leader
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
not in our world
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
The Purple Dragons are overrated.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ur just saying that bc u got rejected lmao
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Wait
What
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I didn't get rejected.
I only joined because I enjoy a good purple satin jacket.
Otherwise, did you forget that they, well I don't know, TRIED TO STEAL FROM ME?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait wait wait wait
neon donnie tried to JOIN THE PURPLE DRAGONS?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
For the jacket!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bruh not cool they burned down Casey's family mart
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya dude i cant believe you would try to join a gang that shakes ppl down for "protection money"
murakami-san must be protected at all costs yo 😭
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I feel like there's a misunderstanding here.
The Purple Dragons in my world is a high school tech club.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
would u look @ that
another difference
who couldve seen this coming
o rite
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we get it leon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
me
i did
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lmao
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yall dont even have a warren stone/hypno duo
talk abt homophobia smh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
bepop & rocksteady
theyre allies now but theyre like totally together
they have a van w their names on it n they drive it around the city
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wait thats kinda cute ngl
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
who?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
:00000
wow u guys actually ahve a difference?
wildin'
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
would u believe me if i said bishop and stockman get together in 100 years?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ASDASD WHAT
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
those are the vibes i got
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i-
wait i thought ur bishop was human?
how is he still kicking in the future?
how are they BOTH around in a 100 years?!?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
modern science is a miracle
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
asadasda
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
no, but seriously?
stockman became this cyborg thing and bishop has clones and transfers his mind to them
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh...
oh wow
cool but disturbing(?)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yep lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
but ya its weird seeing a blond hun
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
he looks roided af
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sdasd;laskd
if only i werent banned i would type that out rn
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yo hes live???
sum1 share their screen pls
Jinkies | Millennials ()
On it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
omg hes doing it
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
that was a quick af ban
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u guys think a purple dragon mods for him lmao
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh for sure
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Aaaand clipped and downloaded for prosperity
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
luv ya donny
send the clip my way
Jinkies | Millennials ()
ofc
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TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
y r u so hung up on the differences thing?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
just feel left out sometimes is all
like ya it's amazing how were so amazing and unique but half the time i have no idea wat u oldies r talkin abt
its like u always go "omg u 2??? lmao twinnin" n im ovr here like "ya sure ok"
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
aw don't be like that kid
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya we are all similar & different
millennials also has an underground city me thinks
n we dont have one
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we dont talk about our underground city
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oop
not evn a lil bit?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
nope
Jinkies | Millennials ()
No, thank you
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
o ok its that kind of experience
fair enuf
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
evn w the copes being similar to us we still got plenty of differences
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya plus u got cool mystic powers
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya even my bros n i need amulets to use our chi to the fullest extent
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
chi?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya our chi
we get glowing tats n turn into dragons n stuff
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
nani
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u guys got turn into wat
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
dragons
and mind you it’s not like a thing we can do instantaneously
or all the time
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aw so not american dragon rules?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
never heard of it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lemme look that up
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aw you didnt watch the am drag? 😔
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well it might not exist in my world
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
good point
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok it was after my time
so nope not american dragon rules
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i wanna turn into dragons
i want to turn into any mythical creature, really
sounds dope
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
speak for yourself, mikey
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Personally I am fine w/ never turning into a supposed fictional creature/monster ever again
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Unless it's consensual on my part, I also agree w/ this sentitment
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i also dont want donny to do that
monster!donny was mean af
almost lost my leg
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I'm sorry
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we all kno it wasnt ur fault donny
bishop was an asshat
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wats w donnies and getting double mutated
Jinkies | Millennials ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@Bootyshaker9000 | Neon good luck twinnie lmao
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I am shaking with excitement and anticiptation at the prospect.
[ Heavy Sarcasm ]
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
good luck w that tho /gen
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Thanks.
[ Tone Indicator Pending ]
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lmao
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I do have to inquire about the other transformations, though.
If it's not too traumatic, of course.
My interest is piqued.
HamatoNutello ()
What the fuck are you kids talking about?
LARPing?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
we larped once!
n then a mutant trapped us in an illusion
we all thought it was leo's doing @ first lol
b/c he was our DM who started the whole thing
HamatoNutello ()
Is someone screen sharing?
Didn't think you could do that across the multiverse
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
honestly anything goes as long as its jsut in this server
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol wat a nerd
imagine being a dungeon master
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
howd u kno that acronym w/o being a nerd urself huh?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no comment
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
but no to answer ur qn ronin-san
my bros got turned into vampires!
HamatoNutello ()
What the fuck
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
n b4 u ask
having vamp bros wasnt as cool as it sounds
being charmed is not fun
raphs lil bat form was kinda cute tho
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Dude
Raph's bat form was literally his head but tiny on a bat's body
That's a really skewed definition of 'cute'
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
he was so tiny tho
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Sorry, I think I was too perturbed when Raph's head did a 180° turn to notice
HamatoNutello ()
What
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
um wat
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
tf
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
he can do wat
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Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
u got like a lil charmed
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
our personalities got fucking overwritten
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Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
my head did what now
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
It was bad enough that we turned
But all of our autonomy was stripped away as well
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∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
dw about it
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh how r u not dead
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i'll tell you when i find out
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i fixed u didnt i
threw a stake thru dracula n everything
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yes yes ty w/e
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
✨i saw his flesh melt off his bones✨
HamatoNutello ()
Kids istg
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
oh god
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
nvm us turning into dragons
u guys ACTUALLY became vampires??
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yes
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Ya
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
y r we skipping ovr the dragons i wanna talk abt dragons
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bc i wanna talk abt vampires
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
:(
vamps r cool too
ig
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so
how?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
the old fashioned way?
nom nom
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
ya me and donnie got bit
so did casey and april
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
and you fucking killed dracula?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya!
'14 halloween was wildin
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I'm still stuck on the fact that Dracula existed in your world.
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
dracula was a bitch ass hoe
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
fksdja;kfjas
dracula attacked ur NYC in 2014?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i think so?
april and casey werent in college yet
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
how does dracula just...attack NYC?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
nom nom
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ofc, how silly of me
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
a lil vampirism nvr hurt anyone
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey, the entire city of NY got infected
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
they got better
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Infected?
Sounds more like zombies than vampires
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
they hated garlic
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Ah
HamatoNutello ()
Because that explains so much /s
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
good thing drac followed original sire vamp rules rite lmao
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Actually (at least in my world)
According to most lore, when you kill the original sire, their childer/progeny also perishes
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Same deal in my world.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh shi
well good thing the lore was wrong!
teehee
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i did not need to kno that
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Sorry
Also brb
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Does Team Copium have any other myths you want to confirm exists in your world?
Because I have notes I want to compare.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
here we go again w don tron's conspiracy theories
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Shut.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
its tabloid nonsense!
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I beg to differ.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
honestly we have like practically everything from the classic halloween monster catalogue
werewolves, vampires, mummies oh my
victor frankenstein was even a real person
which i did not kno until we met
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You actually met Victor Frankenstein?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yep!
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
During his monster era?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
his name is frank tyvm
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Hmm.
I thought the monster would have chosen the name "Adam".
"Frank" is a little on the nose.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
o i named him
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Makes sense.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so they were real historical figure in ur wrld?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
✨time travel✨
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ofc
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
What happened to Frank?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
renet brought him to the future so hes doing future things now ig
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
slay
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
so do u like cryptids?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
YES.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
so we have big foot
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey pls
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
n she tried to woo donnie
gave him big ol' sloppy kisses n evrything
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
uughhhhghghhhhh
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lmao
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wat
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Fascinating.
HamatoNutello ()
Being surprised is a wasted effort around you kids
I'm just going to stop asking and just take everything at face value
I'm not even going to question it
It might as well happen
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
she found tru love tho dw
got hitched w a hunter called the finger
their kid is like 7/8 rn
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
now ur just making stuff up
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Unfortunately not
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
also idk if this counts but
the kraang brought over an alien sea monster that BECAME our own lochness monster in nyc?
it just lives in the atlantic just chillin'?
it tried to fuck the turtle sub
while we were in it
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
We also have a Big Foot and Loch Ness Monster!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
nice!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
afaik we have yetis
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
double nice!
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You mean triple?
Since many believe that the yeti is a subspecies or a relative of Big Foot;
That means that the "sasquatch" exists in every universe so far!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ur rite!
triple nice!*
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o so were just gonna sweep the whole "almost got their submarine fucked by a sea monster" under the rug?
gotcha
y r ur cryptids so horny lmao
also
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【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
NO WE DONT
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Tsk tsk, my intolerant brethren.
It is unbecoming of you to be so close minded.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I never want to see the word "horny" on this server ever again
Esp coming from anyone on Team Neon
I'm adding it to the blacklist of banned words
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lmao prude
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Alas, one of my programs just finished its calculations, so I'll be back later.
I wish to discuss more about this topic when I return.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
sure thing!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i just got an activity notification that donny just got on superquest
w/o moi???
i didnt even realize u still had it dl'd donny
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I didn't
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
is superquest the game ur hun is streaming?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ye
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
we dont have that mmo in our world
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
unfortunate
its so old but still really big over here
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
wait i just saw the username
hun is the elfinator??
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ye
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
bruh
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol ikr
Jinkies | Millennials ()
That also means I can see what world and server he's logged onto from my friends list
😈
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u ahve hun on ur friends list???
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
tbf we just found out today that he was hun
or at least i did
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
donny
r u streamsniping him
Jinkies | Millennials ()
He's in a pk zone
I have to
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
pls switch ur stream to ur pov
ill share my screen of his stream
Jinkies | Millennials ()
kk o7
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I'm server muting everyone in the call, you are all too damn loud
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
help im being oppressed
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You want me to mute you in chat too
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😶
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
omgomg donny-san sees him
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
This is a cruel and unusual punishment lol
He just got out of a dungeon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ngl ur donnie is able to use a lot of abilities for sum1 w only 3 fingers on the keyboard
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bold of u to assume he doesnt have a mouse w like 16 thumb buttons macrod to his spells n combos
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok fair
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
AFHWIEEFWE LOOOL HUN JUST WENT TO THE BREAK SCREEN AFTER HE DIEEEED
clipped
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i loved the added "cowabunga" at the end
Jinkies | Millennials ()
lol
Thank
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i cant believe you guys are like 10 years older than us
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Are you saying you wouldn't troll your Hun if you saw him in game?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i retract my statement
pls do continue
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I think he logged off
Either that or he blocked me
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ah i see
the cowards way out
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Found him
In pursuit now
HamatoNutello ()
Thank god you kids are finally over that monster talk
It was getting a bit over my head
The only real "monsters" we have that's not metaphoric or personality-wise is like
Stockman and his inventions
What he did to himself and to others
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
is he more machine than man now or sumn?
HamatoNutello ()
Something like that
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wow ours too!
or should i say
omg u 2??? lmao twinnin~~
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
y u bully me
[Message #general]
Chapter 15: Weapons Safety
Notes:
10.6k hits and over 780 kudos! ty all so much!! 😊
yall getting an early update bc ill be busy for the rest of the week. peace!
Chapter Text
leaders-in-blue
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
@【Neon Leon】 | Neon you okay?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hmm?
y wouldnt i be
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Just concerned abt what you said in gen
The whole differences thing
Feeling like it’s more than that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ugh ofc u read that
u need a new hobby
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
No
Now tell me what’s wrong
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
can we not?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I won’t push you if you really don’t want to talk about it
But are you sure about that?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yes
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Okay, but I’m a ping away if you change your mind
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
its personal
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
And I'm like an alternate version of you
How much more personal can one get?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@Bold&DaringPlan | Copium
r u sure?
its gonna get ranty/venty
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Rant/vent away
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok u asked 4 it
no takes backsies
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Lol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
pls for the luv of god stop typing like that
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Typing like what?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
letting ur phone capitalize the first letter of an acronym n only the first letter
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Lmao
Rofl
No
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ugh
fine
id b lying if i said it didnt bother me how much my world is different from the others
n dont get me wrong
sum of those differences r cool
n sum r also funny
but like
sumtimes it makes me wonder
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
is 1 of those differences
me not being good enuf??
as like a leader n other stuff
feels like the whole multiverse is telling me to drop the role
i mean cmon unlike u 2 i wasnt even leader @ first
ur both the oldest n the leader
dad just randomly 1 day made me leader w/o consulting me
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Maybe he saw something in you?
Your Raph is pretty impulsive, so perhaps he saw you that were more level headed during your Shredder takedown mission
He’s acknowledging the leadership potential you possessed when push comes to shove and wanted you to hone them by giving you the role
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
as nice as that sounds
its hard to believe
he doesnt even call us by our names most of the time
the names we had to pick out for ourselves
bc he named us after our bandana colors
so i cant imagine him being that observant
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
But there must have been a reason he decided to give you the role
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
mayb
ugh
this is embarassing but like
i also get kinda jealous?
at least thats wat i think im feeling
abt thr fearless nickname
i kno its short for fearless leader
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
It’s more of a jab out of mocking sarcasm if anything
It became more of a term of endearment over time
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya but like
u have it n millenial!leo have it
n millenial!raph even calls u baby fearless
but he just calls me leon like every1 else
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Well it’s partially bc he saw that my Raph also called me “Fearless”
Yours doesn’t have that nickname for you
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i kno
but also like
that means he doesnt see me in like the same light
or at least its heavily implied thats how he sees me
as i type this i kno im like probs looking 2 much into it
looking for reasoning thats not even there
n i get that im not as idk leadery thr same way u guys r
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I thought you’d say “less uptight”
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i was leaning more towards "srs bsns"
same diff
but sumtimes idk it feels weird to kno that thr others also see it like that as well
n my mind cant help but feed the thought of how its true
that im not fearless leader material
esp the leader part
i cant even remember my donnie's stupid book of bad guy codes
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Thought you said you were never going to touch that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sue me i lied ok
i tried like a few months ago but theres too many subsections
n like
the whole krang thing
i was just
ugh so cocky it was cringe
im likr the reason the krang got released in the first place
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
The fact that you reflect on your mistakes means that you’re willing to change for the better
That’s a good quality in a good leader
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
is it tho?
or would a good leader actually have behaved like a hero n not showboat in the first place
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Do you want me to talk to my raph?
Tell him to stop w the baby fearless thing?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh no no no
pls dont
ill probably die of embarrassment
like actually
also hi
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Hi Leo-san!
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Hello!
Why not?
It’s clearly bothering you
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya but then youd then have to explain why
n then he’s gonna kno i got a complex
n then i will literally retract into my shell n die
bc im gonna turn red n emit steam n im gonna accidentelly boil myself form the heat
from*
itll be engraved on my tombstone
"died from sous viding himself into turtle soup out of sheer embarassment"
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
It’s still weird you all can do that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...dying?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Retract into our shells, Leon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o
its weird that u guys cant
HamatoNutello ()
There’s no reason to get hung up on the hero/leader thing, kid
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Hello
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Hi Ronin-san
HamatoNutello ()
Hello boys
I have things to say abt this topic
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ah fuck a mod
even worst its the admin
HamatoNutello ()
Nice to know I’m welcomed by everyone
And I’m a nosy old man
Not all heroes are cut from the same cloth, kid
And in fact it would be wise to know that you don’t always have to be the hero
Being a leader and being a hero can be the same thing
But there are also differences
According to your brother, you have the stupid heroic self sacrificial tendencies down pat
You’re just as worst as any of the other Leonardos here imo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
thank…u….?
(is that a compliment?)
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Who knows
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Probably not
HamatoNutello ()
It doesn't matter
But you need to know that there's no definite way to be a leader or hero
It's a stressful job
There are a million ways you can fuck up
But there are another million reasons why you can't beat yourself over it
And another to know that you can't always save the day
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
this is a funny pep talk
HamatoNutello ()
It's not meant to be
At least not really
You don't always have to be the hero
You don't always have to save the day
Not only are you a leader
But you are also a brother
There are those you have to look after
But there are those that just need you to be beside them
That's all that they need
And it's good enough for them
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
it doesnt change the fact that sumtimes i dont like
feel that im doing enuf
HamatoNutello ()
You don't have to change
At least not as much as you think you have to
Someone once told me that sometimes a leader has to become the things he hates, to take care of the ones he loves
And I personally don't believe that
At least not always
ig what I'm trying to say is
It doesn't mean you have to make it your duty to be the HERO or a LEADER ALL THE TIME
Sometimes it's good enough to just be a brother
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh
that's deep
certified social link rank up moment right here
HamatoNutello ()
Never mind
I'm leaving
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wait no
fuck
im sorry
come back
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Can't believe I just got robbed
We were gonna have a moment
I could feel it in me bones
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Lol
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
I can count the number of times I've interacted w ronin on one hand
And I have 3 fingers so it's less than the usual 5
:c
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
That's rough, buddy
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
omg
im so sorry i panicked
asdjlkjsdlasdm
it was the neeeerves
trust
😩😩😩
[Message #leaders-in-blue]
general
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
guess who's back from patrol
like a boss!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aka the BEST team is back!!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
hi all 👋
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hello! ヾ(≧▽≦*)o
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Salutations.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol hi neons
wb back
im still not used to ur patrol times
theyre so diff from ours
how was ur patrol btw?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
uneventful aside from the usual
wbu?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
well we have a break tonite but yesterday?
seeing april levitate leo’s katanas is v terrifying
scary af
10/10 would see that mugger scream again
HamatoNutello ()
I know I said I wasn’t gonna get surprised again
But wtf?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
tl;dr our april is part kraang and has telekinetic n psychic powers
HamatoNutello ()
Very concise and quick summary, thank you
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
np
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ngl thought youd have more of a rxn
HamatoNutello ()
I have learned it is better if I just accept it and move on
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lmao fair
still cant believe that cope!april is part krang
blech
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo don't b rude to their april
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
✨blech✨
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ugh
what was april doing w leo’s katanas?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
we swapped weapons for training and patrol yesterday
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i got april’s tessens!
i felt v pretty
HamatoNutello ()
Splinter taught you boys how to use the tessen?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya!
our hamato kunoichi specializes in them
n altho we got our signature weapons he picked for us he still taught us basics for everythin
even w weapons we dont use that often
or at least tried to lmao
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what are tessens?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
the war fan
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
really
a fan???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
theyre made out of metal
bc ykno
for battle
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
why the weapon swap?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
well, we’re not always gonna have our weapons
it’s for improv purposes if anything
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
+ in case like things happen n we HAVE to use each others weapons
better prepared than not ykno
as funny as it is to see ppl hit themself in the head w my nunchaku in the dojo
the same cant be said when were in actual battle
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ah makes sense
we don’t really have that problem
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya cause of ur ninpo creation pwrs
we kno
but we do wat we gotta do to improve ourselves!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ya!
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
ofc we’re more capable w our signature weapons
but we’re p proficient now w each others compared to a while ago
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I'll stick with my tech-bo, thanks.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u dont have to keep calling it a tech bo we kno ur bo is a tech bo.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Scoff!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
what abt u ronin-san have u ever done that
weapon switchin
or do u stick w a specific type of weapon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
r u trying to sus out his identity w his weapon?
way to b subtle
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
no im genuinely curious
fr
no meddling here honest
HamatoNutello ()
I honestly use all of the clan’s main weapons: sword, bo, sai, nunchaku
Don’t really have a signature nowadays
I primarily use my tonfa when fighting anything robotic, though
Smashing stuff is cathartic
Plus tapping them together emits an EMP of sorts, dealing with the small fries
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Wait that’s fascinating
Do you have the schematics?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I too would like to acquire these assets.
HamatoNutello ()
I’m sure they’re around here somewhere
I'll put them in mod when I find them
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Thanks!
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Yes, thank you in advance.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i used to use tonfas!
then they broke, things happened and i swapped back to sais
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
me too w the tonfa!!
only briefly tho
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
tonfa solidarity!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
🤝
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
🤝
HamatoNutello ()
🤝
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😊
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Hmm.
I'd never expected a Mikey to wield the tonfa.
They're pretty short ranged compared to nunchucks.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
esp since u also use the kusarigama too rite
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
hi mikey-san!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hello!
just popping in
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hihi!
oh ya that must have been weird right
i can't imagine having that short of a range
my chains bruh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
well chains werent as useful in space
n they were like more unpredictable
bc of the gravity
HamatoNutello ()
Silly me
Should have figured you were in space
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya that was quite obvi ronin-san!
HamatoNutello ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
/j***
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lol
ya ig that makes sense
(❁´◡`❁)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i also had a gun
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wut
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
askdAFEAFLKAS;FASD
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
?!?!?!?!?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
so the range was taken care of for the most part
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
bwah
like a real gun?!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
...as opposed to wat?
a fake gun??
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Fascinating.
HamatoNutello ()
...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
who
who tf gave cope!mikey a gun
i wouldnt evn kno wat to do w one
like put it down probs???
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey, they were laser blasters
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
they went pew pew didnt they?
🔫pew pew
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
As guns often do.
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
the first thing i read was cope!mikey saying “i also had a gun”
what the shell?
who gave the baby brother a gun?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yall worrying way too much
it wasnt EXACTLY the same but splinter taught us firearm safety too
so i kno how to handle a gun tyvm
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
um WHAT
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omg...
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
HE WAT NOW?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
As always, your father was a very pragmatic man.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ADSFIwkefwkEF?!?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
um..ty...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
AWFNHIQEF UR SPLINTS WAS PACKING HEAT!??
i am shooketh
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Mikey told me to get on the server asap
What's going on?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wat??
no ofc not
he didnt OWN a gun
but like we live in america???
in NYC???
where we patrol at NIGHT in areas w GANG VIOLENCE n MAFIA ACTIVITY???
ofc splinter taught us gun safety???
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Oh, I see
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
he taught us how to safely disarm people and to unload the guns
we didnt learn how to shoot if thats what ur wondering btw
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Interesting
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ikr???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i mean technically we all did when we had to
eventually
pew pew
also hi everyone!
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Because of the laser blasters
Ditto on the hellos
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ditto x3
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
hey gremlins
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Hello!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wats w u n the semitics?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
fdhtghhdg??!
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
um???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
a gun's a gun
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Miky pls
It's SEMANTICS
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
w/e
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
k thank kami THAT was clarified
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Also, there's a difference between lasers and live ammunition
So while my brothers and I used "blasters" we haven't used say, a pistol or rifle with "real" bullets
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
i'm sorry but ya telling me you ALL had guns on team cope??
like potentially i can see all the donnys using guns
like out of everyone
esp bc personally i have seen my donny use em
for mikey it's a bit harder to see
but a LEO???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
leo was actually the first one to use his!
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
...
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Bold of you to assume I don't already have a gun.
Multiple ones, in fact.
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ofc you do
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bold of u to assume i havent tried using 1 of them
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ofc you did
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
survey says...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
im banned from guns 😩
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
good
HamatoNutello ()
Where the hell are you kids getting guns?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
3D printing.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
space
Jinkies | Millennials ()
A combination of space, time travel, and Stockman
HamatoNutello ()
...
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I want space guns.
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∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I don't think that's the kind of flexing you should be relishing in
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You cannot expect me to labor over their designs and not show them off.
I will not hide my children from the world!
They must be free!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
just dont make me ban them
we all kno how...excessive ya can be
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Gasp!
The terror!
Who knew my brother would turn out to be so cruel.
To rip apart a creator from his creations!
The tragedy!
The heartbreak!
Why must you wound me so?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
donnie pls
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Don't call my name.
You no longer have the right after what you have said!
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
so who wants pasta for dinner
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Oh, I can have a bite.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
u have gotta be the most dramatic donny
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Thank you.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya he's built different
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Please, praise me more!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
in a bad way tho
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Hark!
Does everyone see?
Another betrayal!
I have not lost one but two of my brothers.
Today is indeed a sad day.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
miguel pls make the food faster
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no
you cant rush a chef
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
amen to that, lil mikey 🙏
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
amen 🙏
[Message #general]
Chapter 16: Reticent Encounter
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
masterchefs
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(cries like the wicked witch of the west)
im peeeling!! im peeeeeling!!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol wat
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
my scuuuuuutttteeeesss
theyre sheedddiiinnnggggg
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aw, mikey-tan growing up?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
congrats lil dude
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
itchy
＞︿＜
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hang in there
u kno u cant force it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
freshly peeled turtle
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
im gonna roll over on my shell in my sleep
and im gonna crush the scutes
and theyre gonna break and flake all ovr the place
and then ill be finding scutes all over my room for weeks
。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Couldn't be me lol.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
begone you scuteless knave!!!
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
– =͟͟͞͞ =͟͟͞͞ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ive been meaning to ask
but how do yall keep finding the kaomojis so fast?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
well on mobile i have a kb dl'd
and on pc (idk abt mac) you just use the "windows" + "." keys to bring up the emojis kb
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ㄟ(≧◇≦)ㄏ
my eyes have been opened
i have been enlightened
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what are you even doing in here donnie
mikeys only zone
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Scoff!
I bet you wouldn't push Ronin away like this.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i mean mr. ronin might be a mikey so im leaving the options open
wouldn't want to accidentally throw out a fellow mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u think he's a mikey?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
personally me thinks raph but who knows ykno
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Anyway, Raph and Nardo said you were acting strange during breakfast.
But now since I know you're just shedding I will be on my way.
I bid everyone in here adieu!
[ Absconds ]
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
bye!
( *・∀・)ノ゛
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
gbye! 👋
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
👋
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh wait
(👉ﾟヮﾟ)👉
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
👈(ﾟヮﾟ👈)
Okay, I'm gone for real this time.
Don't do anything in here Raphie wouldn't let me do.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
well he seems a lot more
chipper?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
like before ronin
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya lol
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh well mr. ronin found some of his donnie's files and sent it to the other dons in the mod chat
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
orly?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i mean that's what i'm assuming
judginh by the very excited yelling i can hear from his lab
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
o that makes sense!
ours was in a p good mood too
but ykno ours is more
calm?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh my donnie's been in his lab so idk
probs geeking out the same as the others
but i noticed that abt donnie-san too!
hes is like the chillest donnie
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya he really balances out the family dynamics
hes our glue!
literally!
if hes gone it all goes to shit apparently lmao
like for realsies if his bad future trip had anything to say abt it
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
mikey-san...
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(。_。")
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sorry
mb
dont kno where that came from
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
its the innate mikey instinct bro
were all a lil sad
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ig its hard not to be
w all the crazy shit we seen
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya no kidding
i kno that im on team copium or w/e
but u 2 have been thru some wild stuff too ykno
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh...
idk how to feel abt this
it just doesnt feel right to me
to be included
you guys went through so many more things
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hey bud
trauma's not a competition alr?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ig
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i kno the convo took a sharp left turn
but do ya wanna talk abt it mikey-san?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
now i feel bad lmao
lil mikey just wanted to share he's shedding
n i just had to type that
ruined the mood n stuff
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no no
is ok
i only wanted to say that
theres nothing more to say abt it rly
in fact i insist
dr. feelings in the house!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh so we really doing this?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i mean i wont force you but ya go ahead
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok its just
my donny's time scepter thing's been bothering me
like if donny goes mia
leo n raph just starts in fighting?
n i dont do anything to stop it??
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
thats being kinda hard on yourself?
you dont kno what rly happened
who's to say you didn't try?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya like theyre the ones that left u, not the other way around
gah wait
omg
no that sounded way harsher than i wanted it to b
sry
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
no no i get what ur saying
its just
y couldnt i keep us together?
or future me*
alt future me**?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
hey now
i kno it hurts to hear but
if u think abt it u were outnumbered
usually 2 of us would stop the other 2 from escalating matters
but when theres only 1 of u w a level head...
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
^^^
you can't do much when 2/3 of your family wants to leave
and you're the only one remotely interested in keeping the peace
it hurts but sometimes when ppl don't cooperate you can't even begin to heal the hurt
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it's just...ugh
i kno im not the smartest or the strongest or the bravest
(im defos the cutest but thats besides the point)
but i always thought i could at least be the mediator?
the one who keeps everyone together bc im just that awesome
but apparently im not n if donny is gone we all just split
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u kno how stubborn raphs n leos r no matter the universe
+ their their donnie's missing AND splinter's death?
in wut sounded like a short amt of time...
yikes™
i dont think i would even know where to start if it happened to me
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we had a irl convo abt it
where donny went into more details
apparently future raph blamed future leo for splinter's death
bc they had to retreat as splinter held off the enemy
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ya that would create a rift
no wonder things exploded the way they did
along w the foot clan war you guys were dealing w
i can only imagine how difficult it would be for them to hear anybody's voice but their own
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
u rly think that was what it boiled down to?
that i just got brushed off?
idk how to feel abt that tbh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
honestly??? idk
it does hurts
the thought my bros would ignore me when i need them n we all need each other
but like imagine all those emotions running @ max capacity
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it's logical isn't it?
sure there are defos other factors but it's not future you's fault
things could have snowballed out of ctrl at even the slightest of inconveniences when things are that stressful
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
man
u kids r so smart
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
more like self preservation lol
gotta think abt the positives so my mind dont overthink on the bad stuff
adhd induced anxiety brah
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
fair
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ngl i had liek a weird nightmare after don-san's time scepter story, like a 3 part adventure where nyc got blown up by a mutagen bomb n stuff
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
who wants to watch the next eps of next lvl chef?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i did not age well but i had also had hair 4 sum reason
mikey-san i just got tonal whiplash from that sentence
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lmaaooo sry i thought we were done
😭
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
got any more trauma and/or self esteem issues?
a lil more n we can summon ronin-san
im fine w going last if yall wanna go first
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omg...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lmaoooo
y r u trying to summon ronin
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i want life advice from ronin-san
my bros got em in their private channels n i want em too
well donnie hasnt yet but i wanna get mine before he gets his
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol do u guys just tell each other everything that happens in ur private chats
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
my donnie is gonna have an aneurysm if he finds out lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i mean ig?
mayb we overshare idk but all of us collectively just like info dumping
(unless were personally asked to keep certain topics secret ofc)
the worst secrets we keep personally abt ourselves nowadays is like
who drank the last ramune n stuff
ramune is a hot commodity in the hamato household
esp ever since they got smaller
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i dont...think ramune changed bottle sizes?
at least not in my world
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i swear the ramune bottles got smaller over the years
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
are u sure it isnt bc ur just bigger now?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
o ya!
😊 that makes sense teehee
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
also we can just ping mr. ronin??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
it gotta be au naturale mikey-tan
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol i think i can take a crack @ it then
either of u kids have to fight an evil version of ur splinter
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
efj;lhwf;
no????
like he's aggro when he gets sick but nothing that can hurt us
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh i meant more like legit corrupted evil
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh dang u had a rat king too??
NOT fun
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
!?! (Дﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ) ?!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wat?
no
i mean ya we had a rat king but he couldn’t ctrl splinter
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
o then how’d urs turn “evil”?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it wasnt my splinter but like an alt version of him
time scepter adventure shenanigans
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
the one where u and ur bros were superheroes?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i think you left that detail out, then
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
more like omit just a minor detail
i told yall i had to fight a guy called sliver right?
that was splinter
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oof
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
didn't you say you had to kill sliver?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oof x2
[Typing: You can't blame yourself for your brothers' actions]
masterchefs
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ronin-san is typing 👀
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
👀👀👀
[Typing: They're selfish and sometimes your brothers will hurt you. Maybe they don't mean to but it doesn't change the fact that they still do]
masterchefs
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
guys i dont think we should be like bringing attention to it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aw y?
performance anxiety?
dw it happens to the best of us
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
drgerhgetrheher
[Typing: Everyone wants to be the big damn hero and think their way is the only and right way, and you can't blame yourself for not being the one that make them see otherwise]
masterchefs
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
this is one long message
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya either that or he's doing a lot of retyping
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
guys!!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
🤐
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
🤐
[Typing: Just tell them how you feel]
masterchefs
HamatoNutello ()
Just tell them how you feel.
I can't gaurantee that they'll listen, but there's no reason for you to keep quiet about the fear of being alone.
[Typing: You never know when it would be the last time you get to tell them that]
masterchefs
HamatoNutello ()
Just tell them how you feel.
I can't gaurantee that they'll listen, but there's no reason for you to keep quiet about the fear of being alone.
Have you kids ever noticed that "Next Level Chef" has a scarily similar concept to that one horror film "The Platform"
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh ya i noticed
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
DASG"KAS"GWSG
THERES A HORROR FILM THATS SIMILAR TO NEXT LEVEL CHEF??
HOW???
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so there's this prison that's like a tower w like a bajillion floors
n each meal time a single platform with the food descends thru the floors one @ a time
n even tho the amt of food is perfectly pre portioned for everyone to have a meal
u kno how humans get n the top floors over consumes on the food n by the time it reaches to like ~floor 40 or w/e there's no food left
n they swap the prisoners around b/w the floors every month to spice it up
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
bwah
that sounds horrifying
also did mr. ronin just dip?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yooo i think he did
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
bruh that was barely anything
😭😭😭
[Message #masterchefs]
general
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
so i’m just gonna day it
i’m worried for baby fearless
he’s been listening to bo burnham’s inside for hours
ah fuck i mean
cope!leo*
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials u fucking snitch
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
language!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no screw that ur bro is gonna die from embarassment
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
????
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
I mean
You were clearly bothered by it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i said i was fine
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
are you sure?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yes!
lets move on
PLS
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Fine
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
if you say so
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wat's going on???
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
were moving on!
cope!leo is listening to sad album now wat
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
ok...?
its a good album
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ya, but for hours?
i've lost count how many times he listened to "all eyes on me" and "goodbye"
each time i check his spotify activity he's almost always listening to one of those two
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
man’s going thru it fr
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ong
also y u stalking him?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
well it's his status
at first i was just curious and slightly amused
which quickly turned to worry the longer it went on
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
@Bold&DaringPlan | Copium you alr?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Hmm?
Oh
It’s a good album
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
that’s what im sayin!
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
you listen to anybody else today?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mitski and some AJR
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
dont 4get stromae
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Oh yeah, and Stromae, too
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
What?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh r u SURE ur ok???
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
[Image Attachment: Screenshot of a Spotify Wrapped "My Audio Day" page. [My Nights: Relaxing Chill, Cozy. My afternoon: Funny, Silly Fun. My mornings: Sad Poi, Positive, Hopeless Romantic.]
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mikey is that my spotify wrapped?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ye
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Why do you have that saved?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
cuz why not?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asfjhaof cope!leo officially a sad boi in the morning
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u shouldve been there for his mcr phase
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Bold of you to assume he's no longer in his MCR phase
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol u rite
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
😐
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol wished i saved mine
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Iirc you also had sad boi times, Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yep
[Image Attachment: Screenshot of a Spotify Wrapped "My Audio Day" page. [My Nights: Comforting, Hopeless Romantic, Sad Boi. My afternoon: Inspirational, Dramatic, Healing. My mornings: Heartache, Hopeless Romantic, Comforting.]
im a nite time sad boi
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
you got hopeless romantic twice
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
what can i say im just full of love
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
how does one get both heartache and hopeless romantic at the same time
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
idk i dont make the rules
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
can we also bring attention to cope!donnie’s music too
look at what hes listening to
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
wow you’re right
i would never have taken him as the type to listen to maximum the hormone
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ikr?
Replying to message by:
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
What’s that supposed to mean?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
like that is the last band i’d expect you to listen to is all
seems offbrand
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Offbrand?
They're not copycats, if you're trying to be elitist
And I'm not just being biased
'Cuz I listen to SOAD, too
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
no ya thats the thing
i cannot imagine a donny being a metal head
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
WAIT
IS THAT Y METALHEAD IS NAMED METALHEAD
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
My Mikey’s the one that named him, actually
So no correlation
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aw
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Besides, metal isn’t the only thing I listen to
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
do u listen to anything besides metal?
oop
that was my qn lol
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Anything electronic, I guess?
I listen to Bossfight, Tokyo Machine, Noisestorm and Nitro Fun
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
just list every1 under the mostercat label y dont ya
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You're the one that asked
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
c now THAT seems more like a donnie thing
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
We are not the same person
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya our donny is more of a classic rock kinda turtle
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
couldve fooled me
lemme guess
u prefer to blast ur music on full volume thru multiple speakers while in ur lab
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he does do that tho
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yall heard of electro swing rap
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
that’s a fusion i never thought i’d see together
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
nvr heard of it but sounds like smth i can vibe w
oh donny likes electro swing too
our residential jazzy boi
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
FAKE TYPE. ftw
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I also concur w the above statement
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya u wouldnt think it but everyone in my fam likes them
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aw lucky
our leo doesnt really like bassy music n prefers instrumentals
as long as it has a flute hes content
esp if it also has the koto or shamisen
he has like 50 different new age playlists for different moods too lmao
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lmao wat a square
so millennial!leo likes yoga music and cope!leo likes emo/depresso music
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
that abt sums it up lol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
they need to listen to more glam rock n develop a better personality
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
That would explain the dramatics
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
thank
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
everyone’s thoughts on vocaloid?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i can vibe w vocaloid
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
eh mikey tried to get me into vocaloid
just something abt the voices man
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
there are some insane producers than can tune the vocaloids realistically af
and u can barely tell its a vocaloid singing unless u focus
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
r u talking about our lord and savior mitchie m
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u know it boi
HamatoNutello ()
Vocaloid…?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
pls tell me ur world has vocaloid
HamatoNutello ()
Kid, I haven’t heard about Vocaloid since they’ve been banned from the AI uprising of ‘32
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait really
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
adsfsdgfhg
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
pls tell me your just joking
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
pls tell me youre not
HamatoNutello ()
Who’s to say?
I can never see Miku the same way again smh
[Message #general]
Notes:
Edit: lmao all of you guys are taking the ai uprising bit seriously. i meant it to be a joke ronin’s trying to pull for his own amusement for shits and giggles but the thought of miku actually going feral on humanity is extremely hilarious to me
btw the spotify wraps are mine and my lil brother's. i'll leave it to you lovely ppl to figure out which one belongs to who lmao.
Chapter 17: Sentimental
Notes:
No Ronin interacting with the boys in this one, guys, sorry. I couldn't figure out a way to fit him in.
Maybe he's helping April and Casey-Marie with all the anarchy/power struggle bs that's happening since the Foot is gone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Like before, the notepad is scrollable
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
It’s getting harder to talk to them while avoiding certain topics
Big shocker, I found it extremely hard to give advice to alternate versions of myself
Hmm. Is it advice? Or am I just venting about things I wished I could say to you guys?
To your big dumb dumb faces
Regardless, there were so many things I wanted to say but I chickened out
Was it cowardly or self preservation? Who knows
It seems like the feeling of being left behind is a universal thing for Michelangelos the older we get
I don’t know how to feel about that
Should I just tell them?
Rip the metaphorical band aid off the next time one of them asks point blank?
I don’t want to hurt them
There’s so many things I want to tell them
But at the same time I feel like
I don’t want to talk about you guys
But at the same time, I do…?
Our adventures, the ones before all hell broke loose
The simpler times, when all we had to worry about was who got to the rooftop first
The memories are so precious to me, but at the same time I can’t help but feel the bitterness
There is no way I can talk about any of our adventures without mentioning one of you guys
Makes me wonder if I’m protecting them or myself
It’s strange to think about
They never had to be in a war like we did
They never had to fight alongside their brothers and father on a bloody battlefield
A battle born from a generational blood feud that shouldn’t even be their problem anymore
They never had a full blown breakdown from the mental and physical exhaustion in the middle of battle
They never had to plead for it to stop over the sound of clashing metal
Only to be forced to stand back up by their own father
To have the weapon they already dropped be pushed back into their hands and then practically tossed back into the fray
At least, I hope not
So far, it looks like none of them had to see their father like that
Makes me glad
I think
The lair is becoming more like home again
It's a much needed respite each time I go topside
There's so much chaos now that the Foot is gone
It sounds like Casey Marie wants to train the kids as soon as possible to help
I know that they’re her children but
.....
They're still just babies
...
general
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
In your opinion is it okay or not okay to repurpose an object of your deceased father's that has just been sitting around for a decade? @everyone
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Donnie
Did you really have to @ everyone?????
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You're too stubborn for your own good so I'm putting this on blast
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no?
but at the same time
ig it depends on what it is?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Can we get more context, pls?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ya i feel like more info is needed?
like what is it
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Context: it’s big, it's clunky, no one uses it anymore.
It’s just been in storage for 10 years and is going to just rust because no one is maintaining it, either
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
leo is also being over sentimental
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Am not!
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
are too!
most of us didnt even remembered it existed until donnie brought it up today
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
…
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ok i guess thats a good point?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mikey!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
it is!!!
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
but what is it tho???
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
dw it's not like a family heirloom or anything
It's Master Splinter's hamster wheel
Jinkies | Millennials ()
He had pet hamsters?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
No, it was his own wheel
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
???
Jinkies | Millennials ()
...
omg
It's a man sized hamster wheel, isn't it?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Oh yeah
Sorry if that wasn’t clear
Yeah it’s Splinter’s hamster wheel for personal use
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
dasfs;jgkwg??????
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
where...where did you even find a human sized hamster wheel
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I made it for him when I was like 10
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
djsisbdjsks
U MADE UR SPLINTER A HPMSTER WHEEL!?!
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
...is that a microaggression
by his own son too dayum
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya i think our splinter would def beat my ass up if i gave him anything like that
10 y/o or not
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Master Splinter commented on how he needed to do cardio
We couldn’t exactly find like a working treadmill for him in the sewers so I made one that didn’t require electricity
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
n u made him a HPMSTER WHEEL???
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
It's what I could do at the time
If he had a problem w it he would've told me
He used it quite frequently
And iirc, Donald told me that you boys have put your Splinter in a hamster ball, on occasion
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
omfg...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya but only when he has the rat flu
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
...
That answers nothing
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i kno 💙
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
did u guys feed him wedges of cheese from a wheel too or sumn
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wats wrong w that?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
SDAGTJWKERTGJWEFLWE
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
o my lord.....
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
pls tell me your not pulling my shell
bc this is hilarious if its true
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
im not???
no really
i dont c how thats funny
anybody can enjoy cheese
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
just...wedges off the wheel?
like cartoon mice style?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya?
its like his fav
esp when its frozen
we called them cheesicles
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
cheesicles....
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sweet cheezus...
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Mikey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I feel like we're getting off topic, here
No one has answered my qn yet
Jinkies | Millennials ()
It's just...quite the revelation, I suppose...?
Are you sure your Splinter was Hamato Yoshi?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Um...yeah?
What are you getting at, here
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dudes idk how to tell ya but ur splinter was more rat like than ours
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
which is saying something considering ours was actually a rat pre mutation
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya ours got like supes depresso over his rat bod
hes accepted it now but like
didnt embrace it to like this degree
ykno?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Oh
Well
Ours did too but I guess he also made the best out of it?
Took advantage of it in battle too
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
talk abt committing to the bit
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Ahem
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Right
Going back on topic
Is there a reason you need to specifically use the metal from the hamster wheel
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ya arent donnies like hoarders of scrap metal
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
It's just the right material I need for my projects
And I'd figured it was the best course of action to use the wheel instead of letting it go to waste just sitting there
One of them is even something for Leo
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
There's my other reasoning
I don't need it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
now i might not agree on using sensei's wheel to make it but u do need it
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
No, I don't
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait what kinda "need" is this?
like something supportive?
or for like funsies
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
It's a leg brace upgrade
So yes, Leo, you do need it
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I move fine w my current one
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
srry leo but u kinda do?
need a new one???
each time u get up u sound like rice krispies
snap crackle pop n stuff
once i heard ur knee crack so loud i thought ur leg was gonna start glowing in the dark
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Did you just compare my leg to a glowstick
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
teehee
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
see the thing here is that if you just told us your knee was acting up again we wouldnt even be having this discussion in the first place
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
It's just the cold
It'll get better when the weather warms up
Besides
It doesn't hurt
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
that sounds serious tho???
how does it not hurt
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wow an eldest sibling lying theyre not still impaired by an injury?
wat a coinkydink
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
this aint abt raphie rn
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
raphie rn: ❌👄👁
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
not now leo were needling cope!leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ur next 🔪
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Tea and ibuprofen
As long as I take my meds every 6 hrs I feel right as rain
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
tf you do
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
um wtf?
if u take too much ur gonna mess up ur organs
also the tea aint gonna do jack
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I know
The tea is medicinal and for my throat, not my leg
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Leo, when did you start taking ibuprofen on the daily
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
...
Since the last time I asked you to check my leg
And you prescribed them to me?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
LEO I SAID TEN DAYS AND TO TELL ME IF IT STILL HURT
OMG
THAT WAS LIKE A YEAR AGO
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I mean it doesn't hurt
When I take them
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
HAVE YOU BEEN USING THE SAME DOSAGE THIS WHOLE TIME
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Yes...
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
omfg...
that was...supposed to be only a temporary increase
Jinkies | Millennials ()
omg
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
jfc
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
kid, maybe listen to your medic?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Healing hands help?
Mikey does sessions for me, too
It's good practice for him
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ayo dont rope me in n use me as an excuse brah
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yeah, it's probably repeatedly healing the same damage over and over again bc you keep aggravating the knee
bc you wont let me upgrade your knee brace
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait did u say a year ago??
thats not true at all
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mikey, don't
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
leo's been popping pills for like 3 yrs?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Michelangelo.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
WHAT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
bruh i didnt kno u were lying to d abt the pain meds dog
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
irl picture of cope!leo
[Image Attachment: A skeleton is in bed, covered in a blanket. In the skeleton's right hand is a bottle of a value bottle of ibuprofen. The text says "This can fix me".]
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
thats leo fr
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
...
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yeah, I'm just gonna go dismantle something rq
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
No!
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
pov: ur the only one in the family that only knows basic first aid and is not involved in the travesty that is leo's inability to ask for medical help
*eats popcorn*
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wait did anybody even answer the initial qn?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
nope
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Nope
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
no lol
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
nah
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i think we got a lil side tracked...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
how is cope!leo still alive
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
spite
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
so i just googled what a microaggresion was
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
a sentence id never thought i had to read in this server
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
so like
is it also weird that we had a novelty phone in the shape of a wheel of cheese
n we kept it under a glass cloche a la classic wingnut style in splinter's room?
or batman* or w/e ur version of wingnut is
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
shut
u had ur own batphone???
CHEESEPHONE?!?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya we called it the cheesephone
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
as;fhj;afuewqfg
i luve ur dad dude hes hilarious
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ok this might be my cynical side
but are you sure your splinter wasnt like
pulling multiple fast ones on you??
like hes gotta be doing these things on purpose for kicks
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wdym?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
was ur splinter trolling you is what i think he's asking
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
no...?
at least i dont think so
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
holy shit
mikey i think sensei was trolling us
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
waaaat?
pffft
no way
right?
...
right..???
[Message #general]
Notes:
I believe it in my heart of hearts that 12!Leo teaches 12!Mikey the Healing Hands down the line.
I just love how 12!Splinter just accepts the rat stuff to a comical degree. Personally, I don't think he was trolling, it was just peak dad humor. He just does not care about being compared to a rat anymore, in fact he just jumps at the opportunity when it's in good fun. Canonically,12!April thought she accidentally offended Splinter by saying something something about rats and mazes and he's just "I do like a good maze :)".
He just doesn't care anymore lmao. Like I feel like the hamster wheel and cheesephone was given to him by his children and he's like "sure might as well lol" and then he tried the cheesicle to humor them but then found out he actually liked them lmao. There's no need to nibble on them the way he does but it's so funny wtf. 😭
Also not to mention the scary rat teeth strength he had. Fucking broke a sword with just his teeth god damn. Do you think the other Splinters have that much jaw strength?
Chapter 18: Space Core
Notes:
pov: ur the 2003 turtles in space prison
mikey eats floor wax and then everything gets worse somehow
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
general
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
so like do you think our april and casey (cassandra) are gonna end up together
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dont wanna talk abt our sister’s love life k thx bye
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it’s only a hypothetical
like c’mon they got together in millennial’s world AND mr. ronin’s world
thats a 50% rate of success
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
as fun as casey is n as much as i luv jr i dont think i want her as a sister-in-law lmao
thats too much casey
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
well even if they did
jr calls april “commander” and not “mom”
and apacolyptic war or not, april doesnt seem like the type to make her son call her that so...
apocalyptic*
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aw
they broke up
( ╯︿╰ )
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
whos saying they even got together in the first place?
also v normie of u to assume theyre together in ronin’s world just bc they had a child
HamatoNutello ()
The wedding ring says otherwise
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oop well that’s official!
2/4 worlds april x casey get together!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wait u forgot team cope’s
i think they should count
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait no way even in team cope’s world?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wdym u "think" they should count?
is it complicated or sumn lol
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh so you're fine w talking abt other aprils' love lives?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya bc theyre not our sis
duh
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
wait it never came up in ur chats?
or in gen?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no??
i dont think so
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
afaik
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait iirc isn't cope!donnie w their casey?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya wait ur rite!
did they break up???
when was this????
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oops
brb
[Message #general]
magnus-rushes-in
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
@∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium
srry raphie didnt kno ur relationship was a secret and outed it in general
partially
like everyone knows you and ur casey are together and now they also know that ur april/casey are together too
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Oh lol dw it's not a secret
It just never came up
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
o ok phew
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I would prefer to be the one that tells the others, though
If anything to be there to answer qns if they have any
So have them ping me
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
o7 k
[Message #magnus-rushes-in]
general
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ok m back
mb cope!raph complains abt them all the time in our chat
so raph assumed it was gen knowledge
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
complain abt wat?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
did cope!donnie/casey break up??
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
that theyre too mushy n stuff
raph thinks they sound cute
also you should ask cope!donnie that
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
a casey?
mushy?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
how was it that i had to be today years old to find out it's apparently a universal constant for those two to end up together
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i mean tbf the topic never actually comes up?
like ya we talked abt our aprils and caseys but it wasnt only until like a few weeks ago we found out millennial’s april n casey were married
n that ronin’s april and casey has a daughter
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hmmmm
fair
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
again i just cant see it happening
in our world at least
BUUUUUT
raph didnt aswr us
are cope!april/cope!casey like actually together or not???
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
yeeeess????
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wait wat happened to cope!donnie???
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
since you guys dont know
its really not my place??
you have to ask cope!donnie for extra details
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
why him?
can you give us deetz? @TurtleTerror | Millennials
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ya i'm also not saying anything
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
thats not sus at all
@Van Gogh Vroom | Copium
bc apparently u talk abt them all the time in the red chat?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
nah
ask him yourself
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
@∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium
why are you like the secret keeper to the deetz in your april/casey gossip
is it the heartbreak?
its okay dr. feelings is here
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Because I'm dating them
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
HUH
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
?!????
HamatoNutello ()
That's new
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Surprise!
🥳
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omg!!!
a bit weird but yay (p≧w≦q)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
MIGUEL THATS OUR SISTER
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
NOW she's our sister?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
YES
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Ya, ya, get it out of your system
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@Bootyshaker9000 | Neon DID U KNOW THIS WHOLE TIME?!
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Not the whole time, because believe it or not, the topic was never a priority?
But yes, I knew about it for quite a while.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
N U DIDNT TELL ME
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
It's none of my business?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
YA BUT ITS LIKE U DATING OUR SISTER
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Even though I don't see her that way, it doesn't automatically restrict other Donatellos from having such a relationship with their Aprils.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ITS WEIRD
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Yeah, it is pretty weird, isn't it?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
all im getting from this is that now there's a 75% chance of april and casey happening
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i dont want cassandra as an in-law bro
im not strong enuf
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Are you done?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya lol
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
How come you didn't have this averse of a rxn when you found out I was dating Casey?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
well, cassandra is a lesbian so i thought we were safe
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Hm
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
thats wild dude
aprils n donny's are bff besties in my pov
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I consider April my best friend, too
We just also happen to have another dynamic on top of it as well
Which just so happen to also include Casey
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so theyre dating each other and u @ the same time?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yep
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so a threesome
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Don’t call it a threesome jfc
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
menage a trois
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Arguably worse
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
threelationship
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Never heard of it but thanks I hate it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
throuple?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Ew
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
then wat??
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Just call it a polycule
Like a normal person
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
alr bet
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
owo wats this
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
cope mikey never say that ever again i beg of you
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
uwu then beg
o we talking about capritello?
theyre my ot3 fr
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey pls
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wwwww
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Don't fucking "wwwww" me
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
wwwww
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wwwww
hey i much prefer u all together than w/e the heckie it was when we were 15
talk abt annoying
cringe fail
dumpster fire
0/10 would not recommend
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
tell me abt it
it was insufferable
an absolute shit show
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
fr
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yeah, I get it we can drop it now
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wwwwwwwwwww
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
tf wats w the string of w’s
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
o mb forgot to code switch
wait is it called code switching if its thru text?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I don’t see why not
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
thx d
anyways just think of it as “lololol”
i was on the jpnese interwebs for hrs
😝
been using "wwwww" the entire time so i think it became automatic
n i got mistaken for a gaijin like thrice
😩😩😩
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You were on jp twt and manga forums weren’t you
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya
gotta discuss the raws w sum1 ykno
o n i went down a nico-do rabbit hole!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
nico nico douga?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i dont think ive been on niconico for years
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
whats nico w/e?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
kinda like japanese yt
but w more vocaloid and anime
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
weeb yt then gotcha
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
pls stop calling actual jpnese stuff weeb
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
make me
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😠
btw d r u almost done w ur new project
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yeah...?
Why....?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
can i name it d?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Sure thing, Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
awesome
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You let Mikey name your stuff?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ayo donald wats that supposed to mean
╰(艹皿艹 )
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Nothing, it's just I wouldn't let anybody but myself name my inventions.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(σ｀д′)σ
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yeah
Mikey names all of my gadgets and the villains we face
Plus he gets mopey if we name things w/o him
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
its the sign of ultimate betrayal
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
So gtg I'm putting some finishing touches and we can discuss the naming later ok, Mikey?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yaya
bye d
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ttyl!
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
bye! ヾ(≧▽≦*)o
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
👋
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Goodbye. 👋
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Bye all ✌️
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
if cope!raph is still here what's ur favorite name out of all the mikey names
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@Raphaels
asdjhasldjhas
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
whyd u ping all the raphs lmao
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
accident sdasasdkjasd
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
gotta say im p partial to the name he gave our old ride
shellraiser
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait that's such a good name
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
yeah that’s better than battle shell
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
or turtle tank
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Rude.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
adfajfe
i just told donny wat u said raph and he just ong replied "bruh"
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
lol
w/e mr. donatellium
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he just sighed n turned around
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
tell him to get on
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he said in a bit
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i got a phd in name-o-logy yo
dr. name-enstein
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i thought u were dr. prankenstein
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
im a very accomplished turtle
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(´• ω •`)ﾉ i also have multiple phds
dr. feels and dr. delicate touch in the house!!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
nice
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well i might not have any doctorates but do ya kno what i do got?
a trophy
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
here we go again
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
TWO TIME BATTLE NEXUS CHAMP BABY
FIRST CHAMP IN THE FAM
(aside from master splinter ofc)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
gasp
i too kicked major butt in the battle nexus!
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(。_。)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
omg!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😰 you guys let your mikey be a nexus champion???
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wdym “let” 😠😠😠
i won!
fair n square
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
wait whats the battle nexus
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so its this fighting arena
run by this spider yokai named big mama
who at this point i cant tell if shes a secret unlockable third parental figure for us or not
n @ this point im too afraid to ask
dad needs to stop getting back w his abusive exes
redemption arc or not
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wow u get 3 parental figures??
bruh stop hogging them all
slide me 1 or 2 will ya
u can spare a few
😩😩😩
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok dude i kno that was supposed to be a joke
but that was just sad n dark ngl
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i miss my dad
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
this is deeper than i wanted to go
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
jfc
that came outta nowhere
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
jesus
i cant tell if i want to laugh or cry tbh
im sorry abt him
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
sorry
✨i miss my dad✨
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
the sparkles do not make it better mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
teehee
(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
n e ways....she very aggressively recruits combatants
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
more like abducts and conscrips
n force into indentured servitude to fight
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
where ppl fight for glory and fame
for her and other yokai’s entertainment
think spartan gladiators
n e ways it was no biggie
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo we couldve died
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
but we didnt
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
...wat...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
its a bloodsport wat do u think
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
pops was forced to fight as the champion for 10 yrs
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
but that didnt happen to us now did it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
woah woah woah
stop
roll back
our battle nexus was just an interdimensional martial arts tourny tho??
everyone entered willingly
and the winner is the champion
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o then we got different battle nexuses then
battle nexi?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ya no kidding
ours is more like the budokai from dragon ball
not w/e ur freaky spider lady (maybe stepmom?) did
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok so ya that will defos make it less traumatizing
also dont call her my stepmom
pls
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
but ya thank god we didnt have that
bc thats where our leo met usagi!!
lil meet cute at the battle nexus
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
“meet-cute at the battle nexus” is smth i’d never thought i’d ever read
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
o thats significantly more wholesome than how our leo met usagi
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
orly?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya for sure
we kinda uh
were mind controlled to try to kill him?
severely maim?
teehee
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ah
well at least u got to skip the awk “meeting the family” part
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
asd;hjaskdja;sd
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
didn't donny almost attk usagi bc he thought usagi hurt leo?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya n it was awk afterwards pay attention raph
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
basically to sum it up for team cope the battle nexus is tourney/arena where ppl duke it out
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh ok so so ig we do have our own battle nexus?
kinda sorta
the tri-arena!
(battle nexus sounds way cooler tho imo)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u have 3 of them?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
tri is actually short for triceraton!
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
oh those guys
lovely ppl /s
they got better
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wished ours got better
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
but ya sounds more like the tri-sports arena for us
if by “sports” one actually means gladiator style battles lmao
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
o so u guys had two tournament arcs
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
thats one way to put it lmao
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
did you have to fight a spasmosaur in the tri-arena?
that was our first matchup
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
kid i still have nightmares abt the spasmosaur
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
bwah
do i want to know???
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
fleshy tentacles and teeth blob alien
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
that's a nope for me
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i regret asking
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ours also had multiple eyes
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omg
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
below its mouth
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omg
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
so the tri-arena is alien in nature is what im getting?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ye not a good time
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i can tell
so the triceratons(?) r also alien?
we haven’t encountered them
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ye they’re like a warrior race
bipedal triceratops looking ass
super spartan
but w guns
super tall
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wow cope!mikey called someone an ass
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i hold no love for most of the triceratons 🧡
they invaded earth bc of their rivalry w the kraang 🧡
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
bwah???
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wat.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
noted n fair enuf
samesies w the invasion tho!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😭
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ok but iirc theyre not that tall?
like abt 6 ft
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
…
ours were like 10 ft…
and like half as wide
their arm was abt the size of master splinter
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
holy fuck
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
can we go back??
wats this abt the krang????
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya ours didnt have that vendetta against the utroms
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
not the point i was trying to make but ok
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
then wat was the point your trying to make then?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
how our world might have an impeding encounter w these behemoths if theyre related to the krang
TurtleTerror | Millennials()
o well gl w that
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
thanks /s
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
im shaking in my boots w anticipation /s
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo you dont wear boots
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
omg....
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
lol
anyway wats this w the triceraton vs krang thing
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya the triceratons HATE the kraang bc the kraang destroyed their homeworld
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
objection!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh? different lore???
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ours blew their own homeworld up
by accident
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
lmao scrubs
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
shdhdjsksdhks
how do u accidentally blow up ur planet
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
they might have erased it from history bc it was so embarassing
now they live on spaceships that they also call homeworld
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya, defos not confusing amirite?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh so similar to like the quarian flotilla from mass effect?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
kinda, ya!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh so they might show up either way
great
thx for the heads up
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sorry...?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i mean by telling you now you can prepare better?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ig...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wait...
u guys said they were like...
triceratops rite?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yes...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
um...
then i think we do have triceratons?
or...had???
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wat
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok raphie u mite not remember this bc u were krangified but like
the krang had like a giant triceratop skull on their ship?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
ofc they did
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
they wat now
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
how "giant" r we talking abt here...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
abt the size of a bus...more or less...?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
god damn
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
jfc
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hey mayb the krang already killed them off so we dont have to worry abt the invasion...?
teehee...?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
raphie now knows the true meaning of "ignorance is bliss"
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sorry....
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok neons wtf is up w ur world
y is everything on steroids
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
idk man i just live here
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
the neons' aliens saw the documentary "super size me" n took it personally
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dgjklhgfsdadghj
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
....ok
going back to a less terrifying subject
we got thrown in the tri-arena bc we got caught during a space prison breakout hbu
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
there’s a lot to unpack in that sentence
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
this is suggesting that incarceration isnt terrifying?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
less terrifying than w/e the fuck ur aliens were
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
based
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
as i am still recovering from the last revelation
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i said i was srry jesus christ
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u guys got your shawshank redemption arc?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
is every adventure an arc to you?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
it helps me compartmentalize
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...
actual jupiter jim/space arc...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(；′⌒`)
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
im w leo
we only kno abt 2 alien species so far n the implications abt the rest of the aliens horrify me
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i bet we can take on the others ᕦ(ò_óˇ)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(´･ω･`)
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✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol sure why not; our shawshank redemption arc
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hey mikeys u ever got forcefed floor wax by ur bros to distract sum prison guards
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ayo wtf
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no...?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
cant say i have
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lucky ducks
got better brothers than mine i tell u that
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
why did you have to eat floor wax?
like specifically why
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it was literally to just get me sick asap to get the guards into the cell
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya that was my rxn to the plan too
they couldnt even get the key card
had to do it myself as i gave the guards back my lunch
(if u kno what i mean)
(hint: it wasnt pretty)
do u kno how difficult that was????
i was fucking restrained n i did more than the other two who just watched
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
raph did u just ask casey to get sum floor wax in the family gc
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
lol
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Jinkies | Millennials ()
tbf, I thought Leo was gonna get it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh NOW you join?!?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
you sure know how to hold a grudge, mikey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i just dont see how it was necessary that I had to b the one to eat the floor wax
either leo or donny coulda done it
Jinkies | Millennials ()
It wasn’t toxic, Mikey
We only fed you enough to get the job done
Besides, you eat weird stuff all the time
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
donny
bro
i literally saw u make a smoke bomb w the floor wax w dirt and water
AND U MADE ME EAT THAT
IM SORRY BUT LAST I CHECKED I HAD WATER INSIDE MY BODY
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Well, good thing you didn't eat any dirt
And it was actually soot iirc
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
r u guys reading this
i felt like shit during the jailbreak donny
u try fighting w an upset stomach
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
at least you had a weapon
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
u did fine w the spoons
even got really into it iirc?
yelled "SPOON" @ the top of ur lungs as u charged into the guards w blasters lmao
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ya that was fun
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
just curious but y is raph-san exempt from the list of floor wax eaters?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
raph was in the SHU
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya that sounds in character
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
nice
🤜
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
🤛
a little cafeteria brawl didn’t hurt no one
except for the guy i beat up lmao
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
skdnxbdkdksfsgg
i can see my raph getting in the SHU
but for everyone’s safety he shouldn’t
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ominous
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
n e way to answer y we had to do the tri-arena
✨we got captured w the fugitoid n the triceraton emperor spared us from execution by putting us into a battle arena✨
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
EXECUTION?!?
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Emperor?
Ours called himself the prime leader
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
dictator much?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh ya for sure
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
why are we glossing over the execution part
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
bc triceratons are like that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
y r u hung up on that?
we had to like fite for the entire population of new york, raph
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
if we died earth would have been eventually destroyed by a black hole
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...this isnt a competition
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ok…
wait was the arena a chance to battle for freedom or...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
oh no, this was more like your battle nexus thingy
fight until we drop dead and stuff
apparently the champion was undefeated
fortunately we have a mikey who likes to befriend everyone we come across
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
good thing i rolled a nat 20 and charisma’d the champion into becoming an ally teehee
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Dang
Leave it to the ol’ sovereign hubris to save the day
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya no kidding
they were abt to send us out into space w/o helmets!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh that would have been an awful awful death
we were close
but we were able to slow our breathing thru chi gong
thank tf god
tho i doubt that’d help in the ACTUAL vacuum of space
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Now that I think about it
If I had a nickel every time my brothers and I almost suffocate on air with poor oxygen
I would have two nickels
Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
any1 else ever watch a movie where an astronaut dies in space n is morbidly curious on how that'd feel
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
uuh no????
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
tbh i used to but not anymore
an actual stint in space kinda makes you less curious abt it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
fair
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
brb
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
no srsly im w neon!mikey here
why would you even think that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u mean u dont have thoughts abt wacky but horrifying deaths?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
（・□・；）
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
no???
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
really?
like wuld u rather freeze to death or broiled alive
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hmmm
freeze bc i think ill lose my sense of touch n pain b4 i succumb to the cold embrace of death
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Same here
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
Σ(゜ロ゜;)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bet
n same
🤝
Jinkies | Millennials ()
🤝
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
🤝
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
tf is wrong w you three
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
actually no theyre right tho
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
aw come on not you too
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
k i just asked my leo irl and he says u can ask him if u want leon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ask him abt wat?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
???
wdym
u legit just wondered how it’d feel to suffocate n die in space, rite
or am i bugging???
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wat
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
omg
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Oh my
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
!?! (Дﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ) ?!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
😱
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
holy shell
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
dw he got better
i mean obvi considering hes ykno
here
d did the thingy
the clear! bzzt bzzt thing
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
defibrillator?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u cant fool me
thats not a real word
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
omg
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
so like r u gonna ask him or...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no...????
...
maybe?
HamatoNutello ()
You telling me I'm getting all this entertainment for free?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Indeed.
[Message #general]
Notes:
ronin watching the conversation derailing 5 different times in the last 30 min be like: *sips tea* well then. that apparently happened
alternatively:
*ronin has an iron grip on his thighs to stop himself from telling the boys that they probably won't be able to freeze to death from personal experience, go on a spiel and accidentally admitting in chat he tried to die by succumbing to the cold of hokkaido's winter for months on end*whichever is funnier ig
Edit: unrelated but rip rise!donnie he lost the autism swag summit U_U with papyrus and mob going into the finals, it's like a sans v reigen rematch lmao
Chapter 19: we sleuthin' pt. I
Notes:
This fic has now breached over 1k kudos and 16k hits! Wow! Thank you all so much!
do ya'll know the discord easter egg where a voice says "discordo" instead of the default sound when you start up the desktop app? i keep forgetting that that's not the default bc i've had it enabled for years lol. who do you think has that easter egg enabled?
05/18/2023: Added reference to Timothy because I can't fit him anywhere else so might as well have them bring him up here.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
general
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
remember me
🙏
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
cryptic, much?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
mikey here just read that if you give anything to someone talking on the phone
that their automatic response is to hold it?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
o i can c where this is going lol
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
so while leo was on the phone w usagi mikey held out his hand towards leo
sure enough leo automatically reached out to hold w/e it is that mikey was gonna give him
and then mikey dropped a raw egg into leo’s hand
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lmao
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
the range of expressions on leo's face in the 20 sec it took for him to register the egg 👌 immaculate
he dropped it on the living room carpet tho
ofc now that leo is off of the phone hes been looking for mikey
im no snitch but i dont think hes gonna make it kiddos
🙏
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
@Van Gogh Vroom | Copium @∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium
1 of u help a brother out pls call leo when i give u the signal
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
no
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
And what, pray tell am I supposed to talk abt?
He's just gonna hang up and go into my lab to continue the convo
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
also wat a waste of a good egg
egg prices r no joke rn
he should have at least put it on rice
tamago gohan just hits different
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
1) it was already in his hands
2) dont think even fearless is unafraid of salmonella
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
imagine being raised jpnese n not getting pasteurized eggs smh
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh i actually pasteurize our eggs
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
you do?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya dude ofc i take precautions
we live in the sewers so who knows what gets on the shells during grocery trips
just bc u dont see me do it doesnt mean i dont
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Ah, mikey
I knew you'd be active in here
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ah fuck
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Just the brother I wanted to see
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
r u sure abt that?
not a diff bro?
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Where. Are. You.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wouldnt. u. like. to. kno
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lets hide together 🧡
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol r u hiding from ur leo too?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ye
HamatoNutello ()
What did you do this time, kid?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
hold up lemme find it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
(this but he's meditating)
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
oh so thats what that noise was
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
lol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sadfsghjhfghd
(Da Ba Dee) | Millennials ()
Oh, I hear him
Thank you for that, cope!Mikey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dsajdlk;asjd;lkasd
FUCKING TRAITOR
TRYNA HIDE N U MADE ME LAUGH
IMMA HAUNT U WHEN I DIE
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
IM SORRY
😩😩😩
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
you wanna help me find my leo?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
pls dont
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
what'd u do lmao
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
he threw a WARM fish sausage at my neck and it rolled into my shell
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wgwrhaeheh??!?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
imagine seeing it happen in real time
i just heard a huge crush from don’s lab brb
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oop
he aight?
u good? @Bootyshaker9000 | Neon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok hear me out
i was feeling peckish last nite n the only thing in the fridge was 1 of those fish sausage snack things
so i took 1 n put it in my robe pocket
n when i went back to my room i got distracted by my phone n fell asleep b4 eating it
like 20 min ago raph asked who ate the last fish sausage
n w/o thinking i remembered i still had it n threw it to him
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol?!??!??
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i was on his right side so he didnt c it
so if anything it was an accidental brain fart moment i swear
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i just want to talk
honest
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
press x to doubt
hey cope!mikey wanna c who can evade capture the longest
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
dont u have portal pwrs
how is that fair
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u right i'd win anyway
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😠
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@Donatellos may we have a battle nexus champions private channel
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Why? There’ll be only two of you
And you’re not even technically a champion
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hush
i self declared myself as battle nexus champion for my family
n michelangelo said i could use the title so its all gucci
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo you won one (1) more fight than us
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hup-bup-bup
there was like 7 of em in my first fight so it kinda all adds up?
ergo
battle nexus champion here✨
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
great now there's two of em
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
jealous much?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
hardly
Replying to message by:
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I’m fine and uninjured.
One of my contacts fell out during the commotion, though.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Now I'm reading chat with one eye as Miguel tries to find my contact on his insistence.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u wear contacts?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Well, I prefer to wear contacts when given the choice.
I'm not going to exactly wear glasses into battle, am I now?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
im just surprised is all
my brothers and i have 20/20
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
same here
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Am I the only turtle with astigmatism?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sounds like it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
hey, maybe the millennials will get reading glasses in the future
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
god i hope not
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Well, actually
I think my Raph needs to get his eyes checked
He squints all the time
And I believe that it is due to nearsightedness
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
thats just his resting bitch face
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
wtf guys
Jinkies | Millennials ()
He won’t let me perform an eye exam on him
It’s...suspicious™
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
i dont need one
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Sure...
But jsyk I'm keeping an eye on you
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😮
wait does OUR raph have bad eyesight?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
no
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u think ronin-san has bad eyesight? @HamatoNutello
HamatoNutello ()
My eyes are fine
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
well if ronin-san’s eyes are fine at 52 that just means your eyes suck donnie-tan lmao
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Thanks.
[ Sarcastic ]
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
im sure theres another 4 eyed donnie out there somewhere
maybe even 2 of em
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I look forward to meeting them.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
for bio weapons made for war y can u guys be defeated/impaired by things like peanut butter and knocking out ur contacts
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
they have those permanent character traits you cant unequip/disable
just like in my video games
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
jhasl;jkadasd
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
bruh
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I don't even have a response to that.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
here to report i can't find the contact
╯︿╰
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Well thanks for trying, Miguel.
I'm going to get my glasses and clean my lab.
Bye, all. 👋
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol k 👋
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
👋
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
👋
ok but like back to my channel petition pls?
my mikey and cope!raph have their little artist cove channel
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i mean it's not like you guys post art like us anyways
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
^^^
It is a public channel, and it’s just a coincidence that those two use it the most out of all of us
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
well i made a meme
4 battle nexus champs eyes only
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u made a meme while on the run?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
skewed priorities, much?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i am very confident in my abilities to evade capture
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I would be able to see it regardless
Just post it here
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
nnnnggggg
secret battle champ meme 🥺
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Fine
I'll make the channel if you trade it for #pun-chbowl-line
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
not the pun channel
u wouldnt dare
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Your choice, Leon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
but the pun channel is how eye roll
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Leon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
k fine
dont say i didnt warn u
#justbattlnexuschampthings
@✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials
ive connected the dots
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
leo...
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Wow.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You didn’t connect shit
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(。_。)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ive connected them
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
bruh
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
...
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
what
u cant say “too soon”
both of these futures no longer happen
besides i did say battle nexus champs eyes only
i warned ya dog
but didja listen???
noooooo
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
jasbdjiddkdn
ya battle nexus champs only
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
still alive mikey-san?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we scuffled
got my head and face covered w egg so i just finished washing the egg off lol
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ok but srsly we all had our tournament arcs but not every1 had space arcs
unfair
i want to go to space
i want a space arc
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
blame leon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh how is that my fault
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
youre leader now
so you get to pick missions if u think abt it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
uhh our space arc was not something we went on willingly?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ours either
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
tbf most of our adventures were like out of necessity/safety and not a want
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
true
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
but hey if u ever meet a funky lil robo dude called the fugitoid
n u have zero self preservation u can follow him
thats how u get ur space arc
like the white rabbit in alice in wonderland
or the matrix
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh you mentioned him before
i think i was more disturbed that team cope was almost executed to ask abt him
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
the fugitoid is the white rabbit eh?
surprisingly an apt comparison
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
u 2 huh?
ig the fugitoid seems to be what connects turtles to space w/o fail
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i want to meet the fugitoid
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
before i forget
rip fugitoid 🙏
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
RIP
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
rip
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dayum urs died?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aw wat u still have urs?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya ours is still a close family friend
which is surprising considering donny ripped his head off once u-u
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wat lol
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
asfgdg???
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Extremely out of context, Mikey
It worked out in the end, didn't it?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ye :P
HamatoNutello ()
RIP Professor Honeycutt
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😲
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
👀
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium()
You have a Zayton Honeycutt too?
HamatoNutello ()
Yes
And had*
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i thought his name was the fugitoid??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya but he used 2 b made out of flesh n not a robot
HamatoNutello ()
That is the worst way you could have said that, kid
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ok fine he used to ba a human..oid alien?
n e way his flesh name is professor zayton honeycutt
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium()
Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
real name*
but ya
ours sacrificed himself to save us
😩
HamatoNutello ()
Mine also did so on a mission
Exploded Stockman’s entire island base
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
deserved
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
fr
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
definitely
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok its so weird to here you guys smack talk stockboy when ours is just a kid
he’s trying so hard to go viral and he already has haters in alternate dimensions
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
sounds like a skill issue tbqh
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you cant blame me for hating the guy
not after what he did to my brain
along w my sis and my friends' brains as well
fucked up stuff
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok ill bite
do i want to kno
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
maybe later
in #tramua-dumpster
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ofc it is
HamatoNutello ()
Just don’t let the Foot near him and I think you’ll be fine
Probably
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
now that i think abt it, stockman has got to be the hardest one to put down
he had more forms than the shredder
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wat did he get like double then triple mutated or sumthing? lol
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
mutated?
yours got mutated???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
...yeah???
he was a fly mutant for most of the time when he was w the foot
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
ours nvr got mutated?
he just came back w more robo parts
he even pulled an utrom and got a meatsuit
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
at one point he looked like babyface from toy story 2!
twice, actually
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
um
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ΣΣ(ﾟДﾟ;)
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Interesting
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
thanks i hate it
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
the mighty need to kick him in that form must have been immense
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
you'd think so but the way he moved was just wrong
but i think i was more disturbed when he was just his central nervous system in a tank
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i think im gonna be sick
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
So he was just a brain and spinal cord?
Just chilling in a tank?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yep!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
gross
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
gross x2
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Indeed
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
UM
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
im using my cussing pass for this raph
WHAT THE FUCK
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
how are you so calm abt this team cope???
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
eh
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
While new (for Stockman, at least), I think at this point we're too jaded to care
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lmao wdym by "for stockman"
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Timothy was in...a similar situation
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdasdas who's timothy?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I fixed him, dw
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ominous
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
have you forgotten which team were on, guys?
i can see it happen (again) is all im gonna say abt this stockman situation
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
"again"
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
o god...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i kno we joke abt it but yall need therapy fr
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
apparently im too self aware for therapy
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(。_。)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
not the comeback i expected
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
just found that out the other day!
teehee
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what...what does that mean?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i think im immune to therapy?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
jesus...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait ronin-san if u kno the fugitoid, that means u had ur space arc right?
HamatoNutello ()
Mayhaps
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
👀👀👀
HamatoNutello ()
You're just going to move the conversation along after dropping that info nugget like it was nothing, aren't you?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wats there to talk abt?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
raphie dont want to be on this ride anymore
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wat ride
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
the witnessing sum1 do a therapy any% speedrun ride
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lololololol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
not helping, leo
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
idk man i think hes helping plentyshdkjk
dsl;asad
helpsad;kas
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
????
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey got caught
Leo was waiting near the kitchen and jumped him when he went to get a snack
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hey sweet i won
got a good grade in hiding
sumthing normal to want and possible to achieve
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
betrayal;;;;
riggedsa';
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
jfc mikey just put your phone down
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
He's saying he demands the hiding times to be timed
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
alr bet
[Message #general]
Notes:
(guess which one of the pranks above i became a victim of a few weeks ago. the perpetrator? my baby brother)
I forget that Kirby O'Neil is a psychologist
INT. TURTLE'S LAIR
12!Mikey is lying on a sofa, with Kirby on a beanbag. Kirby has told Mikey he didn't need to lay down, but 12!Mikey insisted because he saw how therapy sessions play out on TV
12!MIKEY
*talks abt everything that happened to him and gives an explanation on all of his reactions and behavior, how the things he went through effected him in extreme detail, connecting the dots himself*
Kirby stares at him as he puts down his notepad
KIRBY
Mikey, I literally can't help you
12!MIKEY
...What?
KIRBY
You literally know and understand everything about yourself.
You're too self aware.
I-..I can't help you...I have nothing to add...
12!MIKEY
😧
...
Does this mean I won therapy?
Kirby lets out a sigh
KIRBY
No, Mikey, no, it does not.
Now, you understand why you made that joke, right?
12!MIKEY
...Yes 😩dw kirby eventually finds other ways to help mikey, he wouldn't leave the boy hanging
Chapter 20: Grey Morality
Notes:
plus a little bit of sleuthing courtesy of one purple turtle
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
trauma-dumpster |
Whatever happens in trauma-dumpster stays in trauma-dumpster. No beefs
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
just the feeling of that worm burrowing into my eye socket
ugh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait i thought it drilled into ur brain
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you’d think so tho, right?
but no, it was through the eye
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
dang this is like actually the first time u told us in detail
in very explicit detail that might make me sick
now i cant tell if i prefer the triceraton mine probe over a worm doing that omg
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Triceraton mind probe?
Replying to message by:
Jinkies | Millennials ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
👀
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i hate having my brain fucked with
it’s been way too many times for my liking
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
no kidding
Jinkies | Millennials ()
People just need to leave our brains alone, y’know?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yep
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
[ looks at @Bootyshaker9000 | Neon]
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
[ looks at @Bootyshaker9000 | Neon]
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
[ looks at @Bootyshaker9000 | Neon]
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
?????
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Why did I just get pinged thrice in this channel?
Oh.
Hmm.
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
gshskdhdjdk
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
donnie-tan????
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I feel like I have some explaining to do.
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
um ya???
Jinkies | Millennials ()
You didn't...
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Well.
It was a learning experience, I can tell you that.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
donald.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Michael.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
raph
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
dude
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait i want to create trauma memes too
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
pls do
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey no
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
mikey yes
ok not really trauma related but i had a revelation
behold
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
SHE WAS WAT
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey i dont think we ever finished telling them abt april
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
omg yeaaaaa
we stopped bc the neons got weirded out that april was half kraang!
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Fair, but please explain further.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
basically the kraang was experimenting on her family line to perfect their mutagen!
they wanted to use it to wipe out life on earth n stuff
so while ur draxum made u guys as bio weapons to start a war w the humans
our april literally had like
the instructions to end life on earth in her dna!
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(´。＿。｀)
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Our mutagen was just an unfortunate accidental creation by the Utrom
Who just wanted to go back to their homeworld
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
damn wished that were me 😩
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
y did u decide to like dump this info on us now tho??
talk abt random
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
idk guess i just wanted to show u guys had smth in common so youre not so rude to her all the time
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
technically only leo is rude to her
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya so stop it >:Y
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i dont think this is the bonding exp u wanted it to b
honestly i think im more weirded out by her now
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
aw 😞
[Message #trauma-dumpster]
general
HamatoNutello ()
oh god oh fuck
fuck mutagen
holy shit
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ronin?
HamatoNutello ()
istg casey found the kids in like advanced mutagen or sum
fuuuuuuuuccccckkkk
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yo ronin is u dying
HamatoNutello ()
The kids are walkinggggg
Uno just really went
“Fuck this crawling shit”
And got up
Started waddling all over the damn lair
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
isn’t walking a good thing
HamatoNutello ()
I wasn’t prepared
This is happening way too soon
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omigosh
omigosh
omigosh
OMIGOOOOOOOOSH
fffffFUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
didnt i just experience this
am i hallucinating
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
@HamatoNutello
@HamatoNutello
@HamatoNutello
HamatoNutello ()
Kid, I'm literally right here.
What is it?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
SORRY I DIDN'T SEE
I NEED HEEEELP
MY BROTHERS
GOT ZAPPED BY THIS WEIRD JELLYFISH MUTANT
AND THEY BECAME
TODDLERS
AAAAAAAAAAAA
HamatoNutello ()
...
And why are you asking me?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
bc youre raising babies rn????
dads not home
and april doesn't have exp w kids this young
HamatoNutello ()
Why not ask the other Donatellos to try to get them back?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
bc i asked barry (draxum) who is already making a cure
but it’s gonna take like a few hours
half a day?
until then i'm saddled w them
hhEEELLLPPP
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
take pics
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
yeah theyre p cute but kinda have me hands full for a photo op
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
blackmail
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
you are so right i will have to catch them doing shenanigens
but rn im already struggling to keep them still
we're on a roof and rn idk how i'm suppose to get them home in one piece
HamatoNutello ()
Ok ok
Calm down
I'm continuing this in #masterchefs
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ok dont leave me alone pls ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol y tho?
doesnt look like anyone else is on
HamatoNutello ()
It's just a precaution
bc I doubt that the neons would appreciate it if we started talking abt their toddler needs in a public channel
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
o ok gotcha
when their tums tums feels bad
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh no
HamatoNutello ()
Plus I don't want to spam gen with what would qualify as many infodumps
As well as a lot of diagrams
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok fair
but also wat r the chances that there's two different baby-centric events in the same day?
HamatoNutello ()
Turtle luck, I suppose?
If you can call it that
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
where did casey even find the turtles?
big ol coincidence if u ask me
odds of 4 mutant baby turtles happening twice?
wild
HamatoNutello ()
Hmm, I did used to wonder, but I think it's slipped my mind to ask her as of late
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
u think she found them in a lab or smth?
they saw u guys kicking ass n was like
"need to cash in on that action"
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mr. ronin pls
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah, yeah ok kid
Going over there now
[Message #general]
Notes:
Edit: uuh fixed the name thing for usagi. @_@
Chapter 21: Catching Up
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wats w ur status bro @✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials
its been like that for days
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well hi to you too
yall been awol for a bit
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
o ya hi!
ya renet showed up and it wasnt for a date 😩
we just got back from a nightmare adventure
but u would not believe how much of my brain was thinking abt ur status
lo n behold i come back n its still the same
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
um wb ig???
n its for ryan who owes me $15
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ryan?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
angel's bro?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
guess we dont have them
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
guess not
also u have nitro???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
you dont?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dont really see the need for it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
fair
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wats this abt a nightmare adventure and renet?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ok so get this
renet warned us abt this giant mutagen bomb that was going to be set off
which is wild bc it happened like almost the exact same way in my dream
except my dream didnt have renet
which might explain why the bomb set off?
who knows
n e way
we got to it in time n stuff n safely removed the explosive bits
we also had to team up w tigerclaw
v odd exp
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
idk who that is
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
takeshi?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
nope
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
has a sis named alopex?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
no
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
guess he only exists over here then
yall lucked out he spoopy
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
did you give him the name tigerclaw?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
nope, actually!
he came prenamed 😩
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
so he named himself after a warriors cat
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdjasdkjlkg
thunderclan represent
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol
i literally have only read the first one
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok but im actually glad u guys are ok?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh yeah definitely!
most of us got out of it w minor injuries
except one who is currently in the medbay
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh no!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
bc guess who just pulled another self sacrificing stunt that unearthed sum bad memories
hint: hes blue and his name rhymes w neo
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
leave it to leo to do smth like that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i really want to shake him around by the shoulders to tell him to stop but he's currently my patient
dr. donnie and nurse mikey is gonna treat the crap out of leo
he'll recover so good i wont feel bad for shaking him afterwards
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
how is he?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
dw he'll live n make a full recovery
n then imma shake him
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Glad to hear that you all are fine
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
hi donny-san!
ya we vibin
you made it just in time for another one of my patented trauma™ memes
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Oh no
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Holy shell
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh boy
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
＞﹏＜"
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
its how i process trauma let me recover in my own way
Jinkies | Millennials ()
These memes are killing me
I liked you better before you went to therapy
My blood pressure was lower for one
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
well i only need to go once a week n i get like 3 juice boxes everytime
so im winning as far as i am concerned
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Please stop saying you're winning at therapy
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
teehee
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
are you really calling that the farmhouse arc
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol hi raph
u want to call it the “leo’s in a coma” arc?
or “leo gets defenestrated" arc??
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
nvm
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
defenestrated?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
it means getting thrown thru a window
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
thru the windoooow 🎵
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
thru the waaallll 🎵
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Desist
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
😩
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😔
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
how/why do you know what that word means
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
donnie gave me a word of the day calendar
bc he got tired of me using the wrong words
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aw that’s nice of him
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
im learning
im feeling the wrinkles forming in my brain
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aside from the leos being in a coma part
id like to have a farmhouse arc
for like only a day tho
feeding the chickens in a cute lil sunhat
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
lol try 3 months
thats how long leo went honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi for
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what
Jinkies | Millennials ()
What 🙃
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
fine
honk shoo glub glub glub honk shoo gurgle gurgle gurgle
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
that is not what i meant
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what does that even mean
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
leo was in a bathtub
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
also chickens r evil bro
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hey miguel y do i feel like death
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
leo!!!
ur back!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait whered u go?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i dont think i went nowhere???
last thing i remember is the bank heist
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(catch up on mikey chat for the deetz)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
u will not believe what u missed lmao
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
should i b concerned??
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
up to u tbqh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
vague n ominous
dont like that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
I MISSED MIKEY-TAN'S ONII-CHAN ARC 😩😩😩
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
DFASLDKFJASD
Jinkies | Millennials ()
That is certainly one word for it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
his wat
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yall got turned into toddlers wwwwww
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
we WAT
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
get age regressed, idiots
lmao
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
whos idea was it to get all of them to call mikey-tan "onii-chan" n record it lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
me
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
their so adorable
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
huh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
and is that the neons' usagi?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
yep!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WAT
WAT HAPPENED
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
btw you should dl the files in case my donnie feels like getting rid of evidence when he wakes up (✿◡‿◡)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh yeah for sure
gotch yer back mikey-tan 👍
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABT USAGI
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
bumped into him while getting supplies in the hidden city
got him to hold a certain brother n took pics
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
YOU DID WHAT
DUDE WHAT
DID HE KNOW IT WAS ME
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
not a lot of mutant red eared sliders in the hidden city
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
HOW AM I GOING TO TALK TO HIM NOW
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hey he offered after you escaped the baby sling for the 4th time and you let him hold you so...
your fault if you actually think about it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asd;lkasdjk
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
u guys sounded like lil shits lmao
esp u leon
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
how do you feel being the one that had to call someone else onii-chan instead?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i have no frame of reference???
wait
did you use "onii-chan"?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yeah?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
briefly
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
to who???
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
uh who do you think?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it was leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aint no way you two used to call ur leos “onii-chan”
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
believe it, ig?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i had to stop calling him that bc he found out i only called him “onii-chan” when i was trying to like
get out of trouble or smth
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sda;fljksdf
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
we were eventually banned from calling ours “onii-chan” bc master splinter realized we used it for evil to get leo to do w/e we wanted 😩
we almost got leo to help us sneak up to the surface w the “onii-chan” schtick trust
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
no way ur raph used “onii-chan”??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh yeah
anything to get leo to cave in and do things his way
brb leos waking up
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
huh?
cope!leo doesnt seem the type to take naps
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i dont think he is
i think he's waking up from w/e treatment or meds they gave him
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wait what happened
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
apparently they just had to stop a bomb from going off?
like one that would have started an apocalypse?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WAT
@Coping — needs therapy YALL GOOD?!?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i mean we're still alive
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
And I'll take that as a win
Although the implied origins of the bomb unnerves me
But I'll keep you guys posted when I get more concrete evidence
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yeah what i want to know more abt are these tot adventures neon mikey had to go through
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
asljdasl;dkj
are you sure???
i feel like your whole situation is more important
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yeah, I think we're still in the middle of processing
So the turtle tot adventures seem like it'll be good to cheer us up
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh! if that's the case then yeah for sure!
what do i talk abt
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
did they give you any trouble feeding them?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
THEY DID
they would not eat anything but buttered noodles
i hope they still like it bc that’s what we’re having for dinner
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aw but thats so basic tho
at least give us a sauce
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i can add parmesan and pepper but that’s the best i’ll do
too tired to make anything else
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
cacio e pepe?
bet
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Onii-chansssss here
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Leo what are you doing on your phone
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dont call urself that
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
But im oniichan 😩😩
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yes, yes, you’re onii-chan
Now get off your phone
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I rmeember lifting mikey up
He was sk smol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wait arent u guys the same age
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
At one point during our adventures, Mikey briefly had the appearance of a child
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
He was sk brave
Im sk proud kf him
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Leo, your phone
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mikey says he needs to take my temperature and he dint knkw where the thermometer is
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yes, he’s literally talking to me irl rn
You don’t have to tell me via text
Also you’re on disc
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Oh ga
Gi everybkdy
I missed you guys
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yo is cope leo ok
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Leo’s high on some morphine
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
More like hjfh kn life!
Im aliveeee
Heeheee
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Leo you have three broken ribs and severe skin abrasions because of your stunt
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Good thing i didnt hhrt my funny bkne
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
That’s not a real bone
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Dont worry donnie
Im gking tibia ok 👍
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok
ngl
that was pretty humerus
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Guys no puns in the main channel
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Bkkkkk
Booo*
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
boooo
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Don’t fucking boo me
I’m going to go see if Leo has a femur now
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I sure hope i do
Two of them tk br exact
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aaaaayyyyyy
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
FEVER
I meant fever
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Sure gou did
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Holy Chalupa
Get off your phone
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Yourr no fun
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
d you are missing the big picture here
we can probably ask leo for anything rn and he’ll say yes
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I will not be swaye dby your wiles
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
What if Raph calls you onii-chan like the good old days
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
fuck no
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Hmmmmm
Maaaybeeee
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
wait really
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Remember when you used to call yourseld oresama raph
That was funneeee
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
holy shit
thats so cringe and adorable at the same time
cringedorable
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
can i beat him up donnie
just a little bit
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
No
Later when he's recovered?
Probably
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
nice
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Hey 😟
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Wanna head to the medbay too Raph?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
sure be there soon
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
If leon spoke japanese hed prob use oresama
He seems likr thr type
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lmaooo u rite
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
am i getting insulted
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I can see that, actually
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
n where have u been
u cant just dip on chat n come back to just say that
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Well, I'm doing multiple things, actually
Including going through the Mikey chat
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Seems like I will have to peruse the chat later as well
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o god
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
D i feel woozyy
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yeah, I gtg treat this idiot
Be back later I suppose
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Ok bye donnie
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Leo
You're the idiot
I'm coming to the medbay to treat YOU
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Oh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sa;djasd
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Can someone explain to me why my body aches?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
welcome to hell, brother
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
[ Confused Interjection ]
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
s;djkasdsa
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it’s probably bc your body just got forced to age back into a teenager in the span of 8 hours 🧡
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
What.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
check the mikey chat!
jsyk all the pics and vids are backed up in other universes ヽ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Okay....
Also, why do I have the taste of pineapples in my mouth?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
o right we are also out of pineapple jarritos
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
I JUST BOUGHT THE 2 LITER BOTTLE YESTERDAY??
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
technically two days ago
donnie drank it all
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
MY JARRITOS
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I did what.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
I WAS SAVING THAT
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
the worst part is when donnie opened the bottle on his own
he took a sip and said
"ew spicy water"
he then proceeded to shake the soda until it went flat
before downing the whole thing
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
you fucking monster
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
language
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
AW COME ON
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
yay raphs back
now you can be big brother again
and you can keep it
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
thank you?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
donnie on a sugar high was a nightmare
he kept taking things apart
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Guess I'll start with fixing the things I dismantled.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
pls do
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAIR
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
you guys happened
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
WHY ARE THERE BITE MARKS ON THE PROJECTOR
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
why are you freakishly good at climbing
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wow we sounded rowdy af
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
you guys owe me
so many favors
i cannot wait to sleep for the next 5 days
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
how did u even get us home undetected lol
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
well first off i had to steal some clothes to make baby slings to keep you from escaping
(courtesy of mr. ronin)
and then i got us transportation!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
like the subway?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i hotwired a car w tinted windows
and then i drove us relatively close to the lair entrance
baby yous were not good passengers fyi
(￢_￢;)
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
YOU WHAT
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO HOTWIRE A CAR
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mr. ronin taught me!
(•̀ᴗ•́)و
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
s;dja;sd
so ur telling me u just stole a car??
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
dw, i returned it
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
another mikey committing grand theft auto?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
“another”?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i returned it ╰（‵□′）╯
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
its more likely than you think ;)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
jhlkhgffd
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
hey be grateful that it wasnt a police cruiser
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
>:)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
whomstve????
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
So what I’m getting is that when we were turned into actual toddlers, Angelo learned two things from Ronin:
1.) How to create a baby sling out of cloth.
2.) How to hotwire a car.
Truly, our elders are wells of insurmountable amounts of knowledge and must continue to be well respected and held in high regard at all costs.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
michelangelo also helped me entertain you guys!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
and take blackmail pictures 👍
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ya and take blackmail pics ˋ( ° ▽、° )
turns out his april and casey also has a kid (and one on the way!)
so he knows some tricks to get some p adorable pics
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
huh>!>!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what since when
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
how did these secret children enver come up in chat?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it...never came up?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wdym it never came up when we brought cj up n ronin literally brought casey marie up
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i mean
how do you expect them to have a great grandson if they dont have kids?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok point
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
whats their names?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well we dont know the name of the little one thats coming yet
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
donny does
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
HE DOES?!
Jinkies | Millennials ()
I do
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
YOU
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Me
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
GIMME
Jinkies | Millennials ()
No, April told me in secret
Also I didn't realize Raph knew that I knew
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
case told me you knew
Jinkies | Millennials ()
ofc he did
He told you the name too, right?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
yep
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
WAIT AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESNT KNOW
HOW IS THAT FAIR
Jinkies | Millennials ()
afaik, only Raph and I know
Master Splinter, Leo and the others are also in the dark
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
😫 but i dont wanna be in the dark i want in on the exclusive baby name knowledge club
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
guys?
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
oh right, your qn
it's nothing new to you kids
i'll give you one chance to guess
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
casey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lmao ya
TurtleTerror | Millennials ()
but we call her shadow
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
like the hedgehog?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ofc you would ask that you sonic fanboy
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
askdljasd i am not
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
are too
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok but you cannot deny that we're just two cool awesome blue dudes that have an amazing repertoire of wise cracks and jokes
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
a few years ago you said you felt like you and him had a strong connection
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i will not confirm or deny that
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol are you saying that neon leo is a sonic kinny?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
NO
[Message #general]
idk
Welcome to #idk!
This is the start of the #idk channel
🖊 Edit Channel
HamatoNutello ()
@Team Neon | the party bus
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mr. ronin?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wait has this always been here?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
No, this is new.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
nice channel name /s
[Message #idk]
the-baby-ones
HamatoNutello ()
Better?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
not really, no
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Good job, Nardo.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ur a mod too, u can change it
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Don't feel like it.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh is this a private channel for just us?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
It looks like it.
We never really needed "family exclusive" private channels, so Ronin must have created this to talk to us privately.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
why are we in this oh so exclusive club, mr. ronin?
HamatoNutello ()
I guess I just wanted to ask you kids on how to approach something
After everything that happened
How would you feel if Draxum/someone close to you created more mutant turtles?
[Message #the-baby-ones]
Notes:
cliff hanger! hanging from a cliff! and that's why he's called cliff hanger! /ref
Chapter 22: Casey-Marie
Notes:
no, this isn't an april fool's joke chapter. it just so happens to be the day i update.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
the-baby-ones
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
What exactly do you mean by that?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sure take ur time
its not like im on the edge of my seat or anything
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
let the man type, leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
he's just taking a long time
its almost mikey's eepy time
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
leo shh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
🙄🤐
HamatoNutello ()
God, it is so awkward to ask you boys the things I want to ask
And you're not making it any easier, kid
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
its a service i provide free of charge
HamatoNutello ()
Why did it have to be the youngest group with a similar situation that I need help and input on
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
well don't get too excited, now
who says we're gonna even help?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yeah your right 😔
so wats this abt more mutated turtles?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Can we get some details?
Or are you going to disappear for a week like last time?
HamatoNutello ()
That was different
Okay, so
Turns out
The babies were made by Casey-Marie on purpose
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh so that's what you meant!
thought you meant like more on top of the grand niblings you already had
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
by 'on purpose' do you mean to raise or...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yeah like is it a test tube baby situation?
HamatoNutello ()
No, she was planning to train them to become warriors
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
And now the Draxum comparison makes more sense.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
but she's not like trying to start a war with them or anything, right?
HamatoNutello ()
Why should that matter?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
well of course, it matters!
shouldn't you take into account of her intentions?
HamatoNutello ()
She made them with the intention of turning them into weapons
Who cares if she wanted to create more "heroes"
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
but like...it's for the greater good...?
HamatoNutello ()
She prioritized their creation to mold them into fighting machines
That was her literal objective
I don't know, it just
It just feels like she disregarded my feelings on the matter
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
and have you ever told her about these feelings?
HamatoNutello ()
No, and I didn't think I would have had to
After evertyhing that happened with my family and the foot
I didn't think it was necessary
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
how can you expect her to be on the same page as you on the matter if you never talked to her about it
HamatoNutello ()
I just thought that it was obvious
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
why would it be obvious?
HamatoNutello ()
She just did it without telling me
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mr. ronin, are you deflecting?
why would it be obvious
HamatoNutello ()
I just thought for someone who knew my family history
Casey would have known better
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what history?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
you did say something about a war before
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
he did?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yeah
i think i was the only one in our fam who was there during the convo
ronin said that the foot and his clan were like in a war
and from the sounds of it
it didn't sound like a simple secret clan rivalry, where our family was responsible in preventing the foot from getting shredder's armor
because he sounded...surprised(?) when he found out it was basically just us repping the hamato clan
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wait, really?
like an all out war?
HamatoNutello ()
Yes, it was quite
I guess you can say "jarring"?
To find out you boys were the only members involved
Even though the stakes were still high it seems like not as many innocents got involved
It seems our worlds are completely different in that regard
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i don't think you ever mentioned it
but your shredder's been long gone, right?
HamatoNutello ()
Yes
【Neon Leon】 | Neon()
but the war had continued?
HamatoNutello ()
Very much so, despite the peace treaty
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i remember you saying something about your karai betraying you...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon()
oh dang, really?
HamatoNutello ()
Yes
She broke the peace treaty
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ouch
not to mention you did bring up gram-gram's son and how you wanted us to kill a literal baby
so im assuming the war escalated and continued for a while?
HamatoNutello ()
"A while" is an understatement
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
So what you are saying is that whether or not it was on purpose, you and your brothers became literal child soldiers in a generational war.
One that involved your family for decades that just came to an end.
And you are concerned that Casey-Marie is planning to do the same to a whole new generation?
HamatoNutello ()
That is the gist of it, yes
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
but this war is...done, right?
im assuming after the death of this "oroku himoto"?
HamatoNutello ()
Hiroto
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
w/e
HamatoNutello ()
But yes, the main Foot bloodline has officially been decimated
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wow decimated is quite the term
HamatoNutello ()
Eradicated
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
same level of intensity
HamatoNutello ()
It's what they deserve
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh but dad made sure we didn't have to be?
become child soldiers that is*
like yeah we had to do a lot of growing up super fast to deal with our shredder
but he did his best so we didn't become like that
and you said your casey wanted them to be heroes right?
so she wants them to help people!
that's completely different to what barry tried to do
HamatoNutello ()
But don't you see, kid?
That shouldn't matter
Her reasoning shouldn't matter
What matters is how she wanted to mutate them in the first place
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i think i can see what you mean
even if she wanted to create them to help others
it doesnt change that she brought them into this world just to fight
HamatoNutello ()
Precisely
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol i thought you loved fighting and being a hero
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i do
but it's one thing to choose that life
its another to be made for and forced into it
pops tried to give us the freedom
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yeah and a lotta good that did us
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i'm just saying i think things would have turned out a lot differently if we were formally trained over the years instead of in the span of what felt like a montage
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what
you dont even like training!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
opinions can differ after traumatic life changing events, ok?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I feel like we're getting off track to what Ronin is trying to ask of us?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh, right
HamatoNutello ()
So how would you kids feel if this Draxum of yours did it again?
Created more mutant children for similar purposes?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
barry wouldn't do that!
he's changed!
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Agree to disagree, Michael.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
eh, i wouldn't put it past him
seems like a repeat offender type
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
Σ(゜ロ゜;)
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Wait, are you saying you were also mutated purposefully?
Because I recall you saying otherwise.
HamatoNutello ()
No, we weren't
Like the rest of the server, the incident that mutated my family happened by random
A freak incident involving TCRI mutagen
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
The chances are improbably high for a "freak incident" considering how many times it has occurred.
HamatoNutello ()
I'm not the one asking to be mutated, now am I?
But now, years down the line, Casey is the one that's purposefully creating more
So how would you kids feel?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
if it was draxum?
dissapointed but not surprised?
HamatoNutello ()
Then what if it was someone similar to Casey-Marie?
Someone you thought you trusted?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh ok now i can see the moral quandry you are facing
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
and what's that supposed to mean?
how come you didn't see it before?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
not everyone sees draxum in your light, miguel
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
raph likes him too
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😬
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...right?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
he tolerates him
and only because you like him
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
but he's family
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
like in the most basics of terms
like is he the one who created us? yes
do i LIKE the guy?
eh
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
dad likes him
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
[ Noncommittal Grunt ]
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
suprisingly, yeah he does
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
guys
are you saying you don’t want our dads to get along?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i never said that
in fact it’s better that they get along
great, even
but that’s dad’s choice whether to like him or not
which can be different from mine
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
but barry helps us with so many things mystic related!
he’s the one that turned you guys back!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i know that
and i’m grateful for that, i really am
but excuse me if i’m not willing to forgive someone that
i don't know, tried to kill me?
wished us harm on multiple occasions?
and commit mass murder?
it's gonna take a lot more than a few good deeds for me to forgive him
i literally would have died if it weren’t for raph catching me in time
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
donnie trusts him!
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I trust him when it comes to his mystic knowledge.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aw cmon guys
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
not everyone has to be forgiven, mikey
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
we're going off topic again
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh right
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
＞︿＜
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so like what, are you asking if we would forgive him/them?
it depends ig?
but if it was draxum then no
HamatoNutello ()
What do you mean "it depends"
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
like what if they had a good reason?
HamatoNutello ()
Can't really justify this, kid
I don't think you can really ever justify creating children specifically to fight
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
It seems you have already come to your own conclusion, so why are you even asking our opinion on the matter?
HamatoNutello ()
I guess I just want someone to convince me?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
do you WANT to forgive her?
HamatoNutello ()
I don't know
I just feel
I guess you can say betrayed?
After everything that happened to my family
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You keep saying that.
But are you going to go into detail?
HamatoNutello ()
No
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Figures.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mr. ronin
can you at least tell us why this is such a big deal to you?
HamatoNutello ()
How can it not be?
I just don't want them to go through what I did
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what, a war?
or the ninjutsu training?
HamatoNutello ()
I want to say both?
I don't know
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
(ok not to be like fussy about the whole thing but you can't exactly control if a war happens or not just saying)
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
(not helping leo)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
(what, it's true)
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
like she just wants to train them, right?
that's not like neccassarily a bad thing?
to learn to defend yourself?
HamatoNutello ()
It's not just that
You know how I said Uno started walking?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i can vaguely recall that in the middle of my panic, yes
HamatoNutello ()
When I told Casey, she just started asking me when we should start training them
It was as if that's all she could think about
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
but that can't just be it, right?
HamatoNutello ()
What?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i jsut currently don't see the connection?
between your casey wanting to train them
and how much you abhor it
it just seems unbalanced?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
like i said before, there's a difference between choosing the life leo
and being made specifcally for it without a choice
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok but like, your also there ronin, right?
you dont have force them to do anything they dont want to
HamatoNutello ()
That doesn't change the fact that Casey brought them into the world specifically to fight
It just seems unfair to them
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so what does that have to do with you?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
uh because they're his grand niblings??!?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yeah? and?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
what?
im sorry you had to go through a war that really sucks
and yeah i do agree that it was a big a-hole move for casey to mutate them on purpose
but what does that have to do with your niblings getting training?
like i said before, your there to stop it all from going overboard
do you know how much smoother some missions would have gone if we were trained from the beginning?!
how many mistakes we could have avoided??
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
why are you so hung up on that??
it's happened already and we can't change the past
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
IM
JUST
SAYING
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I agree with Leo.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Not with the outburst about training, but the disconnect.
You can't expect us to give advice, Ronin - if that's even what you are aiming for - on this whole thing if you are not willing to give us the whole picture.
HamatoNutello ()
Fine
You want some hard truths?
You really want to know something about me?
I don't know if this is even a good idea telling you kids
But I guess now is a good a time as any to reveal this
All the training we had as children
Has become tainted in my eyes
HamatoNutello ()
From something that used to bring us unity broke us apart in so many ways
I reached my breaking point during the war
I had a breakdown mid battle, from physical and mental exhaustion
And it really fucked me up when my father just
Told me to keep fighting
And it kept happening, over and over, even as more of us broke apart
Basically, at one point, I felt like we became tools for the war rather than just his sons
At times he prioritized the clans' vendetta and stupid blood feud over our own safety
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh
HamatoNutello ()
And although pragmatically, I know that the exact same thing won't happen to them
It's just
I guess what I'm feeling is the fear of a future
One where too much is put on their shoulders
One where they are forced to fight even though they no longer want to
Just the thought of even the possibility that they have to go through that forms lumps in my throat and leaves a bad taste in my mouth
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
but since you're here for them you can prevent that from happening?
HamatoNutello ()
And I do plan to but
I think this all just goes back to Casey
I don’t want to stay mad at her forever
But I can’t find it in my heart to forgive her so easily for what she had done
She knows more than you kids, and yet she still did it
Mutated them to subject them to the same life as me and my brothers
Not the exact same, I know, but still similar enough to make me feel sick
[Typing: She’s one of the only family I have left, and I just feel like I'm losing her already]
the-baby-ones
HamatoNutello ()
She’s become important to me, even though I have only known her for a short amount of time
But her actions have made it so that I can’t even look at her the same way, anymore
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
do you feel like she's a danger to the children?
HamatoNutello ()
Got to confess, that was my initial knee jerk conclusion and reaction
I may or may not have packed up and brought the kids with me
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
you what
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
you ran away from home?
HamatoNutello ()
What am I, a teenager?
I left with the kids
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh, so you just left?
so why ask about casey?
HamatoNutello ()
April might or might not have convinced me to return
And we might or might be holding off the conversation in regards to this whole situation
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
and your asking a bunch of kids around a third of your age from another dimension on how to react?
HamatoNutello ()
Okay, well when you put it like that you make it sound silly
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh
HamatoNutello ()
I guess I just wanted some outside input
Since you kids love handing around second chances like candy and all that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
okay
first of all
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i think you should tell her what you have told us
leo stop typing
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
😠
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
tell her all about how this whole situation makes you feel
and if you can't find the words, ig you can show her this chat?
like i said before, you can't expect her to just be on the same page to something "obvious" if you don't tell her
i understand that you're hurting because she did this behind your back
but she obviously still looks up to you and all that (i mean considering she's looking to you for help in training them)
so i'm pretty sure she'll listen to what you have to say
HamatoNutello ()
I know but I guess I'm also afraid of what she has to say?
The more I think about how she interact with the kids, the more queasy I get
How she barely congratulated or celebrated Uno on taking his first steps before talking to me about training them
And oh god as I type this I just had a horrid realization
Naming them after numbers
Is not as cute now that I know she made them
HamatoNutello ()
Why the number one??
Does it imply what I think it implies??
I might be looking too much into this but what if I'm not???
I think I’m gonna be sick
I have to go
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ronin?
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mr. ronin?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh dang he gone gone
so...
so much for sleeping tonight amiright?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
omg
[Message #the-baby-ones]
Notes:
wait y'know what? sure, it's an april fool's chapter. the joke is that this chapter doesn't have funnies. get prank'd, idiots /aff
Chapter 23: Aftermath
Notes:
The return of the scrollable text box. You know the drill.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Hello again, brother
Or brothers? And I guess Casey, too because this is about your daughter
Oh Casey...
What can I say about your daughter, Casey-Marie Jones?
She's going to give me gray scales for one thing, if that's even possible
We finally talked, for what it's worth
She still thinks we should train the kids as soon as possible
So she's not allowed near the children without supervision for a while
Of course, she was against it at first
But she eventually relented, especially with April backing me up
You guys should have see the look on her face
It was obvious she was hurt by our decision
It's obvious she does care about them
But I can't let her near the kids if she still wants to train them as young as they are
I think April has made me realize something
Casey is a product of war
It's unfair that she was born and raised into this world
One that tells her that battle is the norm, that fighting is natural
But it doesn't give her the right to force the same lifestyle on the kids
It's unfair for her, but she had no choice on the matter
But these kids do have the choice
The world might still be fucked up, but she can't just make them fight
As much as it pains me to admit it, but the kids have the right to make that decision themselves
I don't want them to fight
But I won't deny them the training if they ask
They're the ones that have to come to me, though
And the thing is, Casey doesn't see her childhood as unfair
How could she? With the world she had to grow up in
Everyone around her was in the same boat
She just saw...sees it as normal, that all of this was.../is/ normal
Because it is her normal
It was just how it always was for her
How things have changed in the world, huh?
I'm not defending Casey
Nor am I forgiving her
Just because I understand her more now, doesn't mean that I have to forgive
I don't know if I ever will for this, for making the children for the reason she wanted
She's young, and young people make mistakes
But I don't think many young people can make this big of a mistake in their lifetimes
Especially when she doesn't see it as a mistake at all
She's a kid and she grew up on stories about us, about how we helped people
How we fought the battles we did as a unit, as a family
But that's not the problem, here
And not for a second do I blame April for telling her those stories
The problem is that Casey
Casey began to draw her own conclusions about what a family means
To her, a family is a team that fights together, going head to head against enemies for the greater good
She's putting our family on this pedestal, something we do not deserve
Calling us heroes
Can you believe that?
Heroes
The only ones that can stop the injustices in the world
She's as stubborn as a mule, and I guess unfortunately for us, takes after her father more that she can ever imagine
So when she got it into her head that the only people that can help mend the world
To help it heal and defeat the bad guys
Was us, our family
To her, we were the only ones that can help
But our family had suffered great losses
We're lacking in the "numbers" department so to speak.
And what better way to fix that problem than to make more of us?
Pretty skewed logic, right?
So she set her plan into motion without an input from anyone
Speaking of numbers
It turns out that I did look too much into the numbers thing
Apparently "one" is her favorite number
Yep, you read that right
I can't even begin to explain how on brand that is for the Jones' name
Sounds like pure Casey Jones
Even in death, his influence continue to leave a mark on this world
How did you manage to do that, huh, Jones?
Your daughter is going to give me hypertension
That is if she's even telling the truth
I don't know if I want to beli
I would like to think t
Maybe she's
Nevermind
....
So
No more mutating baby turtles here, thank goodness
At least, I hope to God that is the case
Family or not I'll take her out myself if she tries this again
Sorry Casey Sr.
(Not really)
Heroes
I used to think we were heroes, too
When we were younger
Younger than she is now
When the most exciting things we did was save people from getting mugged, kidnapped, or mutated
That was...so long ago
Casey-Marie
She's still so young
I hope that April and I can change her mind about all of this
How not everything has to be about fighting
How family can also mean just being there for each other
I don't want to lose anymore of my family
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wats w the new private channel
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mr. ronin wanted to talk w us abt smth
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
orly?
👀
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ya but i dont think it's fair to talk abt it
considering he went through the trouble of making a private channel and all that
so it's not our place to say anything
at least not right now
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
o well fair enough
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ya nothing we can do
also he might not be on for a bit
maybe? idk actually
but i wouldn't be surprised if he goes awol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ronin-san secrets
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
but enough abt mr. ronin
how's your day today btw?
how is everyone holding up?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh, were fine!
altho...
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
i was just eating a snack n leo
still high as a kite
started crying
he kept going “pls stop hurting urself i promise i wont self sacrifice anymore”
trying to give me his miso soup “eat this instead, pls”
like i was torturing him
n its like dude
im just eating
worry abt urself jesus
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what could you have possibly be eating to elicit that type of a rxn from him
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
banana and pesto
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
banana AND WHAT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
pesto
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
id cry too if i saw that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
rude
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok but how is ur leo?
he ok? /gen
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yeah hes ok
annoying but ok
cant wait for donnie and raph to come home tho
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh? where'd they go
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
apparently renet warned us so early in advanced not even the EPF noticed the bomb until after we disarmed it
so now donnie and raph are talking to bishop
probs exchanging theories on where it came from
well most likely d is talking and raph is glaring
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
any leading theories you want to share?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
you have to ask donnie for the specifics but
the bomb had the kraang logo on it so
either theres some still running around and picking up where the hivemend left off
or someone got a hold of their tech
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ouch
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
ya
Replying to message by:
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ew bishop
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
🙁
bishop is friend shaped tho
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sorry
i keep forgetting that your bishop is not an asshole
if it was our world we would have definitely pointed fingers at bishop
bc he did smth similar before
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
askjdhasld wat
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
remember when i said donny got double mutated and almost ate my leg?
that was bishop’s fault
he tried to get more funding for the epf by faking an alien invasion w mutants
it failed n like the ooze breached containment
mutated a lot of the city and donny too
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yikes 😬
wait if he didnt have the funding howd he manage a stunt like that
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
stockman
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh ew
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
thats what im saying!
but yeah
bishop
he’s so annoying
he still likes fucking w us once in a while
but we cant really harm him (too much) in anyway to get him off of us
bc he becomes like basically the president of the world
leader of an intergalactic union? liek the UN but for space
or smth similar in the future
and is quite literally the reason earth is in a peaceful alliance w other planets alksjdasd
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh...
oh wow
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yep
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
EPF, huh?
Earth Protection Force, I assume?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yes
you have one too?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Yes.
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
we do?!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yo don thats kinda smth v important you ahve neglected to tell us???
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I may have noticed their activites only after the invasion.
They are very good at erasing their tracks on all platforms of public media.
Also, I didn't realize "Agent Bishop" and the EPF were connected.
It seems I have to do some research on this person and their affiliation(s).
See if they even exist, for starters.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
gl w that and stay safe
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Who do you think I am?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
who do u think bishop is?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I intend to find out.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
btw team cope
or i guess just cope!mikey
ur leo's talking in #trauma-dumpster
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
WHAT
[Message #general]
trauma-dumpster |
Whatever happens in trauma-dumpster stays in trauma-dumpster. No beefs
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I know that I gave everyone a scare again and I am genuinely very sorry
It’s just when I saw th bomb
And the symbol on the bomb
It made me remember our first big encounter w the kraang
W kraang prime
And it made me think
That he was still alive
And I thought “not again” and it was just
It ha dbeen so long since then
But I still remember
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok not to interrupt this apology from the heart but krang prime?
thats what ur krang leader called himself?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Oh hi leon
Ye
He was the leader and also did the hivemend thing
He was big af
Like 10 ft
Sometims 50
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wut
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh god this sure is the time to bring this up huh
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I'm sorry
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
you really scared us back then, bro
we thought you died
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I know
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what did cope!leo do?
you dont have to say the specifics
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
he held off kraang prime by himself so we could escape n we thought he died when the technodrome crashed into the east river
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh wow
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yep
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Ya
So like
I nevr told my bros
But like befoer we went off on that specific mission
Master splinter pulled me aside
And he said that
The only thing of importance was that I complete the mission
No matter wwhat I had to sacrifice
Or who
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
SENSEI SAID WHAT
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
jesus
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omg
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hey
dude
that is an incredibly fucked up thing for ur splinter to say to you
you were like what? 16??
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
15
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
holy shell
that is such a wild thing to say to ur son
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dude i think if my dad heard ur dad say that
or found out he said that
i think hed try to fight ur dad
like fr
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
same here
like it doesnt even matter if hes a ghost or a spirit rn or w/e he'll find a way to summon him just to kick his ass
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ong
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
this is why our dad cut off ties with the hamato clan for as long as he could
it seems that your splinter’s mindset is more like our ancestors in that regard
(unfortunately)
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
And idk why but when I saw the bomb
Those words just appeared in my mind again
So when I saw the chance
I just reacted to them
Like an instinct
A reflex
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok but like u do realize that ur splinter basically told you
that if push comes to shove
that it wouldve been okay to sacrifice not only urself
which i get
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
uh counterpoint: but you shouldnt
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
It's not always that simple though
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
can yall just not jump straight to self sacrifice as ur first option?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok ya i was stupid bla bla bla heard it all before
gave everyone trauma over it i know
but GOING BACK TO WHAT TEAM COPE’S SPLINTER SAID
HE BASICALLY SAID THAT IF IT CAME DOWN TO IT
HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF COPE!LEO SACRIFICED ONE OF HIS BROTHERS?!
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Ofc he wouldn't haev been “FINE” abt it
He;s still our father
Just that he would ig
Understand if i had too
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dude
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I wouldn't have, tho
Nevr in a million years
I would sooner have taken their place than ever do that
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dude are you listening to urself rn
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Also tbf he meant missions where the wrld was at stake too
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
that shouldnt matter????
stop making excuses for what he said omg
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
look i can see your pov
but you need to understand how you just saying that can hurt your brothers in a way you cant even imagine
ig im trying to say
ALL LEOS NEED TO STOP SELF SACRIFICING OR THINK ABT SELF SACRIFICING PERIOD
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
>_<
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
preach, mikey-san
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mikey..
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wat
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Where have you been
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
besides u trying to get in contact w donnie n raph?
raphs trying to get the meeting to go faster bc this is smth we need to tlak abt irl
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Oh
@✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
y r u pinging me???
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mikey can i get some tea?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
dude im right next to u but ok
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Ty mikey yuor th best
Oh hey Mikey lft his phne
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
look at me im mikey hehehe
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Now I'm Leo again
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
now im mikey
(jk im stilll LEo)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
you are having way too much fun w that
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
But also ig I'm just bringing all this up to like anncounce I won't do the thing anymore?
Or at least try
Making it official and eveyrthing
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok good
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I just been thinking abt it and realize how much I hurt my family whenever I do the heroics in excess like that
We're all that we have left n I jsut don't want to hurt them anymore
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
damn do i need to get my leo some morphine too? /j
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yeah but what r the chances he'll even remember this self reflection when he gets off the morphine
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
😧
Also I never want to see Mikey eat banana and pesto in front of me ever again
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
as;kdjasdsd
Replying to message by:
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i also agree w this sentiment
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bold words coming from u miguel
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hey this aint abt me rn
also 2nd rule of the channel
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
"no beefs" i know ugh
also r u ok?
youve been kinda quiet
things like this’ usually in ur wheelhouse
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ya i have opinions
it’s just i’m still tired
my brain’s kind of fried rn
too much happened within the last few days
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh
understandable
get sum rest then
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
okie dokie
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
huuuuu
huuuuu
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ayo u good?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Just remembered smth else Master Splinter said
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh no
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I'll hold off on it for now
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
not looking forward to that convo if it ever happens
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Guys look at this meme I found on the SH forums
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i feel like this is a misuse of the channel
but also
please dont tell me your taking ibuprofen at the same time as an analgesic
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Nooooo
It’s just a funny meme
I vanted to shareee
Trust
>.>
<.<
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@Coping — needs therapy cmon in y’all need to check on your leo god damn
homeboi’s acting a lil sus
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Sus?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aint no way you dont kno what sus is
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Wassat
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sus? suspicious?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Hmmm
Like fishy?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
uh sure, like fishy
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Speaking of fishy
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ah it was joke a setup
i have been thoroughly bamboozled
i commend you, good sir
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
What do you call a fancy fish?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Leo no
This is literally the trauma channel
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
idk
what DO u call a fancy fish?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
omg
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
So-fish-ticated
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasdasdas
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
omg
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Dont you mern..oh my cod?
Heheheehe
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aw cmon
that was a good joke for hea-fin’s sake
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I'm in a meeting stfu
Also we are having a serious talk when Raph and I get back, Leo
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
😩😩😩😩
this is leo btw
i hve mikeys phone
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dude i looked away for like a few min wtf happened
✨𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i wish i knew
[Message #trauma-dumpster]
Notes:
shoutout to Axolotl Parade on the TMNT Pit server for making the funniest comment about the chapter 21 addendum i posted. we joked around that if given the chance, casey marie would totally have a turtlesona:
Casey Marie, showing off the kids: These are my ocs! I named them after the number one! 😄 let me infodump about their creation-
Mike, immediately feeling trauma: THESE ARE PHYSICAL CHILDREN?!?!?
Chapter 24: Changes
Notes:
I dedicate this chapter to The Pit! Love you all!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
general
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u guys ever have to watch ur brother slonk down a whole hero sub
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
what?
who....?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
donnie
he just
swallows his sandwiches whole
its a sight to behold each time
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
tf does slonk mean
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
to swallow something greedily
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
oh like to vore?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
holy shit mikey stfu
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
nvr say that again pls n ty or i will sue u for being a public nuisance
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
???
whatd i say
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
He means “voraciously”
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
yeah that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
as;kdja;skdsa
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
wait what does vore mean
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
moving on
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
why does raph kno what it means?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
ppl request weird stuff to be drawn on the internet, ok?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒✨ | Copium ()
hah?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
MOVING ON
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo stop trying to make slonk a thing
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
well it used to be a thing
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
used to be
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
stop trying to prevent us from swearing
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeah!
let leon say fuck
ill even change my name to advocate for this
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
>:)
join me, my fellow @Michelangelos
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
omg
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lol sure y not
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
JUSTICE FOR SWEARS
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
their MULTIPLYING
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
>:))
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what is this slonk propaganda
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
slonk uprising
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i actually dont care this just seems fun lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
fine you guys can cuss
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
woooo!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
FUCK YEAH
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
it was never really smth i actually took seriously btw
just to annoy leo bc he was so aggro abt it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
but yeah anything to stop this slonk uprising
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
idk i kinda like my new moniker
feel like changing things up around here
btw @Jinkies | Millennials it is time to hold ur end of the bargain
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ive been had 😩
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what bargain
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
shhhh
dont ruin the surprise
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Ominous
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
btw since ur here cope!donnie, has ronin enabled custom emojis yet?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yes, he has
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
\^o^/
@Bootyshaker9000 | Neon check dms
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
oh we doing custom emotes, now? bet
ive been waiting for this
check your dms too, d
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
👀
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
👀
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Uploaded.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
all of them
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Fine.
There.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ty
behold:
first batch woooo
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
their beautiful
look at him
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aw fuck yeah now i can reveal my new pfp to the world
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
check it
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
why is your new pfp also an emoji on the server
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
leo commissioned me so i just thought “why not”?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
fair enough
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
u do realize those glasses just makes u look EVEN MORE like an anime protagonist right?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
you can’t take this away from me
i refuse
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
“hō…mukatte kuru noka”
“ore wo dare da to omotte yagaru?”
“omae wa mou shindeiru”
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
nope. not gonna ruin it.
Replying to message by:
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Do I have to?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i mean i can always go back to pestering u abt the baby's name
Jinkies | Millennials ()
Fine
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
There, happy?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
and you removed the ability to change nicknames?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Sigh
Yes, I did
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
then very much so >:3c
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
JAJAJAJAAJA WHAT ARE THOSE NAMES
WHAT DO THEY EVEN MEAN
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
better stay quiet boi
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oop 😶
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
everything will be revealed in due time
HamatoNutello ()
Is this supposed to be me?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh hi mr. ronin!
ye it is!
i mean we dont know what you look like so this is my hc of you
leo said you had a black mask so i did what i could
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hdbdjdkskd ronin visual headcanon
HamatoNutello ()
I-
Thank you?
Why is the emoji named peepaw?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
for peepaw ronin
HamatoNutello ()
tf's a peepaw
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it means grandpa!
HamatoNutello ()
Oh
Hmmm
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...do you not like it? ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
HamatoNutello ()
No, I never said that
It's fine
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dw hermanito i bet ronin is just pulling a ron swanson rn
HamatoNutello ()
Sure
Why not
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it's not a no so i'll take it
[Message #general]
general
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
oh so we got emojis now?
gotta say, a big fan of this one
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh heeeeeeey there raphy
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
too many 'e's in that 'hey', mike
you up to smth?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
/twirls hair
nooo, why?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
bc we dont got no hair?
tf's wrong w u
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
teehee
nooooothin!
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
ok...?
then stop it
w w/e youre doing
youre creeping me out
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok 😔
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
so which one of the artists drew my new favorite emote?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh thatd be cope!raph
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
@Van Gogh Vroom | Copium good work on the emote, kid
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
thanks
i have to ask
tf's "tortoise boy"?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
how do you know that name
did mikey tell you?
don't believe a single thing he says abt tortoise boy
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
um...its your server nickname
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
WHAT
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
I really think you need to reconsider that eye exam, Raphael
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
WHY CANT I CHANGE MY NICKNAME
DON DID MIKEY PUT YOU UP TO THIS
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
FUCK YOU MIKEY
PICK A GOD AND PRAY
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wow ur sure getting a lotta mileage outta that emote already
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
DONNY
CHANGE MY NAME BACK
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Sorry, no can do
Mike and I have a deal
I change our names on the server and he stops bothering me about the baby's
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
AW COME ON
wait
leo's name changed too?
oh that is hilarious
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeah but w/e u do
DONT ping him
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
@Heightless Leader | Millennials
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i wanna see how long it takes for him to--
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
oop too late
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
...realize the name change
....
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
silly butter fingers
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
😠
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
but what can you do yknow?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Yes?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
LJHSLDJHASDLA
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I see that my name has changed
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yes
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
And I see you have chosen violence
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dasjdlkasd
so...
anything else u have to say abt it
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wwwwwww
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
valid
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
OK NOW THAT ALL THE MILLENNIALS ARE HERE
I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT DO THE NAMES MEAN
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
which ones do u want to know abt first?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
omg i am spoiled for choice asldasd
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
tortoiseboy
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
NO
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yes omg pls pls pls
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
tortoise boy is turtle titan's sidekick
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
JHLDSFHLSKDJFH
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
does he have a costume pls tell me he has a costume
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
uh ofc he has a costume?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i hate you so much
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
no u dont (:
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
has he actually worn it?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
teehee
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
do u have pics??
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
no
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yes (i need to find them)
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
YOU WHAT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
👀
ok then what abt mr. wizard?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh that one's not as haha funny
it's what the 80s donny called ours and i thought the nickname was cute
i keep telling him it was a shame it's not his disc handle so i just jumped at the chance to change it is all
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ah that is a cute nickname
the 80's raph just called us posers
and specifically our donnie gappy lolol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asldasdsad
ok so heightless leader?
i mean judging by the name i have a guess but i need to know
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
:/
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it's bc he's the shortest turtle in the fam!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lololol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
same hat!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WAIT WHAT
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait wat no way lol
cope!leo is shorter than cope!mikey too?
lmaoooo
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lol do u think this is gonna be a constant or nah
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
PLS NO
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i can’t wait
( ⸝⸝•ᴗ•⸝⸝ )੭⁾⁾
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i can
dont do this to me miguel
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
can i ask abt the height diff tho?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it's only by like 1-2 in
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
same here
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aw
i wanted do smth similar that raph did to me when we were younger to leo
when i tried to get something on the top kitchen shelf
and he got it for me, looked at it and smirked before putting it back on the shelf
he then just patted my hand and walked away
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dfadfgsg
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wait when did raph do that?
idr
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i do
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
clearly
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
but as long as i get taller than leo i’m good
ლ(｀∀´ლ)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i need to kno if this actually happens
imma ask jr
is that petty and selfish?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
probably
you’re literally going to bring up his dead masters out of the blue just so you can find out if you stay taller than me or not?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hnnnnggggg but i cannot not know
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You think your day is a travesty?
Ronin here was lying about the Vocaloid uprising.
He led me on for weeks.
HamatoNutello ()
I didn’t realize the kid was going to needle me on the specifics
I’m just surprised I held out for as long as I did
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sdasdasds is that whats really going on in the mod chat?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Yes
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Unfortunately
[Message #general]
Notes:
custom emojis drawn by the lovely yunisketch on tumblr!
(the scuffed petpet one was made by yours truly tho lol)
xeir art is wonderful you all need to check xem out!!!once again i have to scream in the end notes about a fellow pitdweller. i stole the "heightless leader" joke from The Height of Comedy by Halogalopaghost (Lartovio). the joke took me out and you all need to know about the absolute masterpiece as well as the wonderful mind that it came from.
Chapter 25: Invitation
Notes:
gentle reminder that this fic is in fact tagged with "crack treated seriously".
i don't have an excuse.
Chapter Text
general
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
MIKEY
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
meep
what up raphy
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
one of your cats peed on my skates
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well it belongs to the cats now
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i thought all your cats were litter box trained
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
they are
must be one of the tnr cats that came back
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
well tell it to stop
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aw, you guys run a TNR thingie? (❁´◡`❁)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeppers!
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
kinda had to after his cat made like 8 litters before we got it neutered
help curb the population
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
not my fault klunk was popular 😤
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
waddup party turtles
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hey cope!mikey
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hello! (～￣▽￣)～
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
hi
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hi hi! 👋
how is everyone
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
miserable
a cat pissed on my skates
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ah well it belongs to the cats now
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
why do i even bother
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😇
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
well we're doing p good over here
hbu?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya, how's our most recent local heroes doing?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well
our leo’s dissociating lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
man when isn’t leo dissociating /hj
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
mood
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i thought he was off the morphine by now
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya but he’s having a moment™
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh ya?
for any particular reason?
if u dont mind me asking
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
we got invited to a wedding
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
....ok?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait what’s the hangup?
is it from an ex?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
or does he have smth against weddings?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
LMAO no
nothing like that
its uh
just unexpected
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
wait we also got a wedding invite today
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we what
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
yeah, don just got it an hour or two ago
sent it in our gc
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait lemme check
OMG
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
omg u dont think....?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what if tho can u imagine
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ok u send urs the same time as i send mine?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bet
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
someone count us down
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
3
2
1
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
OMG
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
AINT NO FUCKING WAY
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
of fucking course
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
huh????
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aas;djasd
excuse me??
what???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
love always finds a way, ig
HamatoNutello ()
What the fuck
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hi mr. ronin
i am
also confused!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol hi
HamatoNutello ()
Is this a joke?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
no, its not a joke
its from the 80s dimension
HamatoNutello ()
A trap?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
weird trap
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nah, there were vibes
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
omg
HamatoNutello ()
I’m at a lost here
Why would they invite you?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
that is not the first thing i thought u would ask abt
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
HamatoNutello ()
At this point, I’m in the mindset of “this might as well happen”.
But that doesn’t explain why they would inv you 8
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ig bc we met them?
HamatoNutello ()
But like, just once, right?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
for us it was twice, actually
HamatoNutello ()
Would you invite someone you met twice to your wedding?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
v good point
HamatoNutello ()
Also, why would they invite alternate counterparts of their enemies?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the turtles themselves invited us, actually
HamatoNutello ()
What
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya, they appeared in a portal to give us the rsvp
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
same here
well they gave it to donny
HamatoNutello ()
What the fuck
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so like
are u thinking of going or...?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
are you serious?
it’s the shredder and a kraang
no way in hell are we going
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
but we can meet up!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ooogh that is tempting
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
maybe ask their don how to create a multidimensional portal gun
make like a gateway w/o bothering the daimyo
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
daimyo...that’s ur big mama, right
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
don’t call him that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
big papa?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
no
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
im just saying he runs the battle nexus like her
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
oh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait what did you think i meant?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
nothing
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
uh ok
i thought you were on good terms w the daimyo?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we are banned from the battle nexus
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lmao what?!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
how does one get banned from the battle nexus lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
when your family keeps winning 6 times in a row
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sounds like a skill issue
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that’s what i’m saying!!
but yeah if we meet up at the wedding we can ask their don how to make portals
odds are the guy has a working portal just chilling in their lair
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
!!!!
that’d be cool
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya and when we figure out how to travel across our universes we can go pick up the neons on the way
and then we can jump roni
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
roni
HamatoNutello ()
Roni...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
roni
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
roni
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
roni
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ronin** aslkdjasdsa
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
rice-a-roni
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
rigatoni
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
two stromboli
HamatoNutello ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
teehee
Replying to message by:
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I don’t think it’d make a difference
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wdym
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Since you met them, you do remember how their tech and logic made no sense, right?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wow r u admitting there’s stuff that u, a donnie cant figure out?
lmao
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Okay, first off: I never claimed to know everything
Second: their Donatello created a transdimensional portal device out of a flashlight
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
What.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yep
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Can confirm, that is indeed what their “portal stick” is made from
I saw him fix it
With a hammer
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
A hammer.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
I wish I was lying
Truly, I do
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I do not know what to do with that information.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
well that's a first
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Shut.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You just have to accept it at this point
HamatoNutello ()
I don't even know what to say let alone do with all this information
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I don't think you can say anything about this situation
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Do you want us to swap to a different topic, Ronin? /gen
HamatoNutello ()
No, I'll be fine,,,
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
so d and donny-san, u wanna go?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Not really?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Honestly, that's up for the team to decide as a whole
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
fair enuf
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
cmon we can meet up, cope!donny
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
That is tempting...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
plus he's like an alt version of ur uncle!
so for you it'd be like visiting family!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
...
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
...
You do remember what our Shredder did to us, right?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Mike...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya i realized after i sent it lol
mb
HamatoNutello ()
Smooth
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well we have until december to decide
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Actually, we have a week to decide
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
bwuh
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yeah, something about time dilation between our universe and theirs
It’s actually Dec 7 for them
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
talk abt a shotgun wedding
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
a;kjas;dlakdsasd?!?!
HamatoNutello ()
IT'S A WHAT
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
omg
No, it's not!
Mikey, that is not what you think it means.
HamatoNutello ()
Oh thank god....
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
huh?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
nvm
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait what does it mean?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
what do YOU think it means
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
a speedy wedding process?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
lmao
no
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i mean technically,,,
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Please do not say "technically he's not wrong"
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
😶
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ok...
who’s gonna tell leo tho?
that we have less time
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Not it
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
not it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
not it
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aw man 😣
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Also pls don’t tell Leo it’s a “shotgun wedding”
I think he would pass out if you call it that
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
actually mikey pls do that
i wanna see his reaction
[Message #general]
general
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
They’re bringing back Bruce!!!!
This is not a drill
My prayers have been answered
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok ill bite
who is bruce
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
donnie’s favorite shark at the aquarium
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
your donnie has a favorite shark
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aaawwwww
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
It hasn’t been the same w/o him
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ur donnie likes marine life stuff?
that’s cool
ours like botany!
got a garden and everything
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
and...?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wdym "and" (≖_≖ )
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i mean is that it?
its ur donnie smth interesting must have happened
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
....
the pumpkin donnie grew for last year's gourdfest became sentient and almost ate everyone
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
and there it is lololol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
:0
ours likes dinosaurs!
he likes all of them!
the entire mesozoic lineup
(except for triceratops lmao)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
honestly valid
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wow so many different hobbies/interests
looks like ur right cope!donnie
yall are diff people!
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
😑
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i bet if our donnie liked dinos more than botany i wouldn't have almost gotten eaten by a pumpkin last year
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i don't think donny liking dinos or not could have prevented that for us
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol wat
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
time travel
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
:0
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
（⊙ｏ⊙）
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ofc
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya youd think being stuck in the cretaceous period for 3 months will get donny to see dinos in a diff light
nope!
still loves them
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the crustacean period?
which ones that one
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok r u doing this on purpose
i literally just said the name
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
r u going to answer me or not
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
before jurassic and like the one where the meteor hits earth
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
see now that wasnt so hard was it
also
wat is w u guys and getting stuck out of time
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
idk!
n b4 u ask renet was w us
we just lost the time scepter 🤪
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
for 3 months?!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no internet for 3 months?!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nice priorities there, leon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol wait did they even have internet
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we are not that old omg
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
old enough
bet one of u guys got that dad sneeze already
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
surprisngly yes, but it's not who you'd think
@Mr. Wizard | Millennials
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
LOL???
ngl thought raph would develop the dad sneeze first
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hard to beat a sneeze that can start a dino stampede
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdjkasdasd
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Why are you pinging me, I'm at work
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
work? :0
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
youre like the top engineer at oneil tech
what r they gonna do
fire you?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
O'Neil Tech?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You mean you didn't make your own company?
Lame.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
O'Neil Tech sounds better than Genius Built
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
[ Offended Gasp ]
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
!!!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
It's still unprofessional
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
your april has a tech company? (⊙o⊙)
that's so cool!!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait like are you like at at work?
like physically?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
We're not quite there yet, I'm afraid
My identity remains a secret, but I still do a lot of the physical tinkering at the facility itself
I do have to admit that most of my daylight workload includes exchanging emails with my coworkers, though
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lol fair
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he's just being modest
it's more like he's the backbone of the entire company rn!!!
u and april are like the dynamic duo!!!!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Don't hyperbolize the situation, everyone does their fair share around here
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
/shakes u by ur shoulders
take my compliments!!!!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
/is shaken
So what did you ping me for?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh ya we were talking abt ur dad sneeze
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yeah, and how u like can start a stampede w it??
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Goodbye
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol that's fair
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Well this convesation was enlightening
I’m going to give Bruce a visit tonight so don’t freak out if I’m not in my lab
I could use the break
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
k ill tell leo
stay safe out there d
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Will do!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aw does bruce recognize you?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Of course he does
It has been only a few months and great whites can remember up to a year
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i mean its kinda hard to forget a giant mutant turtle going into ur tank to wrestle u on the reg
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait wut
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ksndjdkdjfjs
i thought u just snuck in to enjoy the view
omggggg
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait u actually wrestle the sharks at the aquarium???
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yeah...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
omg thats almost as ridiculous as
idk
moving to the uk n becoming a plumber
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Where the fuck did that come from
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
idfk im just spitballing here
out of all the hobbies a donnie could have
shark wrestling is not one of them i would have pegged
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yeah wouldnt think it but donnie has some non nerdy hobbies
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
stfu juggalo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ashdjashfdljkasf
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
hey in my defense casey is the one that introduced icp to me
so ur dating one too
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Ugh
You’re right
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdjhlaskdsa
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
What do you call a fancy fish?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
you already told that joke
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Wait, I did?
When?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
in #trauma-dumpster on your morphine high
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Aw 😔
It’s a good pun
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
it is
if u ever think of anymore pls dont hesitate to let minnow
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Ugh
That was horrible
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
That's de-beta-bowl
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
d;lkjdf;'sdf
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Goodbye
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Bye, Donnie
Have fun w Bruce 👋
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
it is absolutely still wild how yall are just used to this like its normal
👋
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
👋
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
👋
soo...
u thinking of going, team copium?
to the wedding, i mean
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I don't think so, no
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aw
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Sorry
[Message #general]
Chapter 26: Mingling
Notes:
So like...any of ya'll read that newest issue of "The Lost Years"? How fucked was that, amirite? :'D
Words between the "「」" means they're written in Japanese text.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
general
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so that was fun
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
back from the wedding?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeppers
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wb!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ty! glad to b back
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
did u do me the favor i asked of u
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh! i knew i was forgetting something
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😩 bro u had one job
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
maybe you should have come to wedding and done the job urself
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😔
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i’m almost afraid to ask
but what was this favor you speak of
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh nothing bad
just wanted mikey-san to call shredder “oroshiki-san” to his face
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
its good, isnt it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
you never told me what that meant btw
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lol you were going to call someone a name you didn't know the meaning of?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i mean how bad can it be?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
never thought to google it?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
was asked not to
"part of the fun" he said
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
thats just literally asking for trouble
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
o it just means grater
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
aklsdjasdj
like a cheese grater?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
jkdfjasd
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ig? any kind of grater really
it’s a handheld grater ppl usually use for wasabi root and stuff :P
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
well that would have made it interesting
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ikr?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
how did u come up w that?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i have a lot to think abt
just one day thought “lol his armor kinda look like a grater”
oroshiki,,,,oroku saki,,,,
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
btw wb!
how was it?
the wedding
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
a lot more entertaining than you’d think
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
they had like...a lotta different mutants just running around
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh and turns out they have a bebop and rocksteady?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
orly?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya
and their stockman?
also a fly, like yours was
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
:0
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
idk how to feel w this information
the fact that my universe and the 80’s universe have the most in common compared to everyone else’s
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
we embrace it ig
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
nnnn dont wanna
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh, they also have a mona lisa!
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
really?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya, but she wasn’t an alien?
she was a mutant
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
...interesting
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
with hair
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
was she still a salamander...?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya
she just also had hair
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
weird
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i think it’s bc she was formally human before mutation
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
double weird
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
she also had tits
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ka;sjdasd
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
what
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
breasts
mammary glands
goongalas
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
GOONGALAS ASDKLASD
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yes, her goongalas
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i know what tits are
why are you telling me
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
idk i just found it weird she had tits
considering she's a reptile and all
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
goongalas....what?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
:0
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
:O
ur caseys don't yell "goongala" before jumping into battle?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
no....?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
like neither of them?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i don't think so?
how are you even supposed to pronounce that?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
goon-GAH-leh
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
GOONG-ghe-luh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wat
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well thats wrong
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
no u
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
raph, help me out here
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i'm not helping you w this
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aw cmon D:
there's no i in 'team'
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
well there's two in 'migraine'
smth i would def get if i get involved in this
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
:(
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
so your casey just goes around screaming "goongala" as a war cry?
and it means...breasts?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asasdasdhj
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
LOL NO
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i actually dont know what it means
but its fun to say
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeah, if u say it correctly
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
which we do
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
nuh-uh
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
"nuh-uh"?
what are you, 5?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
if im 5 that means ur 5 too raphy :P
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i wanna call raph "raphy"
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
no
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I have a theory
Well, not really a theory because the actual word has no meaning
But a potential definition we can pin to the word
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
To put it simply, it's like a term that can loosely mean "a fight, scuffle, violent encounter, etc."
Goon. Gala. A gala or a party of goons.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
a gala of goons...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
a goon party...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
that means goon-GAH-leh is the right pronunciation >:3c
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
FUCK
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
u gotta tell ur casey his entire life is a lie now
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
raphy u do it
its ur duty as his best friend
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
no
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
n e way
so what else happened at the wedding
any other hot goss
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
the red sky bit was weird
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
o ya
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
the red what
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeah they started reminiscing abt like
how their world had a red sky for a while???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wat
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya and they had to fight a dude called lord dregg
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
...Did you just say Lord Dregg
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh no
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you know him?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya and if he was anything like our lord dregg
yikes 😬
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
dregg?
like the honey brand?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wdym like the honey brand
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
...
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
hey neons?
what the actual fuck
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ay we're not the ones that named it so don't take it out on us
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
sorry, sorry
i know
its just he was a really big adversary for us
met him during our "space arc"
attacked us
attacked mona's planet
attacked earth
allied w the newtralizer who killed mikey
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
bwuh
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wat
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
WJAT
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
excuse me
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya he made me go
n then i went
it hurt like a mf
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ARE YOU OK?!
HamatoNutello ()
What the fuck, kid
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hi ronin-san!
i mean as u can see
i got better
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
as;dkjas;djas isn't that from the nihilism "nothing in life matters" meme?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the wat? /gen
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
HOW DID YOU JUST GET BETTER FROM THAT?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i just rematerialized w these cool electro powers
BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL 💪
actually idk how it actually happened
best not to question it 🤪
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait i thought you guys said you didn't have any powers besides healing?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well i dont have them anymore
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
For good reason
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya, i would have died for a second time!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
（；´д｀）ゞ
idk what to say...
Replying to message by:
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wwwwwww
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You're sending that to Leo, aren't you
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya
he likes it 🧡
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdhqwsed;asld
HamatoNutello ()
So let me get this straight
Your Leo died and came back to life
YOU died and came back to life
Anybody else?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well,,,,
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Ronin-san, do you actually want to know?
HamatoNutello ()
You're right, holy shit nvm
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
so ronin-san what abt u
HamatoNutello ()
What about me?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
got anyone similar to lord dregg?
actually any villains similar to ours?
HamatoNutello ()
Gotta admit, I do recognize most of the names?
Bishop's for example, but he's more like the Millennials'
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium()
bishop no 😱
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ah, i see u got the "i'll dissect u alive" bishop
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
vivisection*
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
huh?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
if the subject is still alive, its called vivisection!
HamatoNutello ()
...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yooo cope!mikey why the fuck do u know that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
its on my word calendar
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
why is "vivisection" on ur word calendar
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
bc d made it
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
that answers questions but also raises more in its place
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
A lot of the words that went on the word calender were inspired by events that happened to us, okay?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😨😰
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yowch, u almost got vivisected to?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
but not ordered by bishop?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
No, it was by a man named Vizioso
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
he used to run the italian mafia in our nyc
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
at least urs had a name lmao
ours was just "big boss"
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wwwwww
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
used to?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
things happened, raided his hideout, got him arrested :P
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
nice
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
d did it almost by himself!
leo had to chase after him bc donnie was going to kill the guy!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
um
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
woah there
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
( °Д°)
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
....nice?
HamatoNutello ()
I'd say so
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdas;dkj
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i said "almost"
HamatoNutello ()
What stopped you?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I don't know...I just snapped out of the anger
Realized in time how much it would effect me down the line, ig?
What killing him would turn me into
I was still a kid back then, too so
...
HamatoNutello ()
I think I can understand
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
now that i think about it, i wouldn't put it past our donnie trying to kill meat sweats if the guy attempts to eat him again
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
mikey!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's true!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ooh ooh can we get spoilers, ronin-san?
HamatoNutello ()
wdym
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
who have you encountered in ur golden years
HamatoNutello ()
Golden?
Hey kid, I'm not THAT old
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
teehee
so like any future baddie we should look out for
as a precaution
HamatoNutello ()
Is that wise?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean u dont have to
ur always good at dodging questions
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
We live in entirely different universes with some similarities, so it's probably harmless to divulge in some information
Only if you want to ofc
HamatoNutello ()
Hmmm...Fair
The Olgoi-Khorkoi and their goons
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the what a what
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
the death worm?
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dope name
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ya, it's mongolian!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ok mikey-tan how did u kno that
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it's called googling
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
fair
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so what was this death worm guy into?
taking over the world?
becoming the richest person alive thru nefarious means?
HamatoNutello ()
Pillaging villages and killing civilians across several countries in NE Asia
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😨
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(。_。)
HamatoNutello ()
I stopped them
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
"I"? Not "we"?
HamatoNutello ()
Can't a turtle have a solo mission?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
An international group of that scale is a lot for a single turtle
HamatoNutello ()
I handled it
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
...
You're not going to tell us anymore now that I pointed that out, are you?
HamatoNutello ()
What do you think?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
d ruined ronin-san story time!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
booo! /throws popcorn
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I'm going to mute you both
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
😱 mod abuse!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
scatter!!
🐢💨
[Message #general]
leaders-in-blue
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
No seriously, did I say something weird in the trauma channel?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
the fact you dont remember is the reason i dont think its my place to tell you
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Why would I ask you if I remember?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i thought ur bros talked abt it w u
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Oh…
Oh my god, I talked about that???
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
well there u go
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Oh god
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
please don’t tell me he gave you like similar advice down the line
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
No, he didn’t
Like vague, confusing ones? Sure
But nothing as similar as that one
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
it’s still p fucked up he talked to u abt that in the first place tho
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Can we not talk about that?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hey ur the one that asked first
but since u forgot i'll just say it again, my dad would kick ur dad's ass if he heard him spout any of "the ends justifies the means" bullcrap
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Noted
HamatoNutello ()
Sounds like my father
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asd;lkjadasd
hello ronin
this is a private convo b/w leos only
unless u have smth to tell us
HamatoNutello ()
That I'm admin and so the rules don't apply to me?
Sure, I don't mind
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
;kajsdas
HamatoNutello ()
So what are guys talking about?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Don't mods have access to the trauma dumpster archives?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
they what
HamatoNutello ()
I don't really do the "read back" thing
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Didn't you read back in #eldest-daughter-syndrome
HamatoNutello ()
It was just once
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
(squints)
u pinged that bc u know i can't access the channel didnt u
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mayhaps
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
basically the gist is that cope!leo's splinter told him that like it was ok to sacrifice his family if it meant saving the world
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
You're missing a lot of nuances
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
im really not
HamatoNutello ()
Yeah, sounds like something my father would say
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
he was 15 at the time
HamatoNutello ()
And?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
jfc ya'll live like this?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Hey Ronin-san, can you read Japanese?
HamatoNutello ()
Yes, why?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「Can we talk in a different private channel? Where it’s only you and my family?」
HamatoNutello ()
「Do I have to?」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「No, but we would like to talk to you in private」
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ayo wtf
HamatoNutello ()
「Why the Japanese?」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「Donnie says it's to prevent the other Donnies from reading
It won't stop them fully, but it would deter them?
JPN-ENG translators leave a lot to be desired」
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i'm just saying this is p rude
HamatoNutello ()
「Don't the Millennials know Japanese?」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「Only Leo-san knows the written words fluently」
HamatoNutello ()
「Fine, give me a second」
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yo @Heightless Leader | Millennials u can read this right
tell me what theyre saying 👁️👁️
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
😴
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
fuck
[Message #leaders-in-blue]
Notes:
I will be pulling this fic off of it's weekly schedule. Which means instead of a weekly update, it is now going into the "whenever I feel like it". I know, I know. But I'm getting busier and I also want to work on other projects!
And yes. I'm announcing this after this cliffhanger >:)
Chapter 27: Rat Dad
Notes:
Words between the "「」" means they're written in Japanese text.
Ya'll getting this update before I slink into the abyss of TOTK
Chapter Text
stop-dying-you-fools
Welcome to #stop-dying-you-fools!
This is the start of the #stop-dying-you-fools channel
🖊 Edit Channel
HamatoNutello ()
@Coping — needs therapy 「Get in here so we can get this over with」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「Interesting name for the channel」
HamatoNutello ()
「Take it or leave it」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「I guess it’ll suffice」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
ah fuck, are we really gonna type japanese in here?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「Yes, for privacy reasons」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i don’t even have a japanese keyboard
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「skill issue」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey did you just fucking type “skill issue” in katakana at me
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😜
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
can’t we do vc instead?
HamatoNutello ()
「If this is where I think it’s going, I would rather not」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
fine, hold up lemme get the kb
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「And where do you think this conversation is going to go, Ronin-san?」
HamatoNutello ()
「You’re here to talk about my father, aren’t you?」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
:O
「ronin-san psychic!」
HamatoNutello ()
「Not really...you kids aren’t exactly subtle」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「You are being oddly compliant, Ronin-san」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「ya, usually you run away the second we bring up your past」
HamatoNutello ()
「Well, at least now you kids have the decency to ask first and the decorum to do this in private
Or as privately as we can on this server」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「We just have some personal questions that have been bothering us」
HamatoNutello ()
「Of course you do. What do you want to ask?」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「You said that our father was a lot like yours. What did you mean by that?」
HamatoNutello ()
「That? I was just saying they were similar in how pragmatic they were. How they seem to both be a “the ends justify the means” kind of man. My father, he...
He would do anything to see his goals completed
No matter who gets in his way and what kind of harm he might inflict to those close to him」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「wow, tell us how you really feel, why don’t ya」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Raph!
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「what!
i can practically feel the resentment from the other side of the screen」
HamatoNutello ()
「No, he’s right
I love my father, but there are times I wished he raised us differently
Wished how he didn’t make us get involved in a generational blood feud that by all intents and purposes had nothing to do with us」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「“Make”?」
HamatoNutello ()
「Yes, make
Well, coerced more like
With all of his teachings about loyalty and honor, it was easy to get swept up in his words
Believed it was our duty to take part in battle against the Foot
(Plus the other clan members would probably made us feel pretty shitty and guilt trip us if we didn’t join, but that's neither here or there)
And it’s just
For the longest time, I believed those words that Father drilled into us
But after my closest brush with death and in the aftermath of the cycle’s end, I can’t help but wonder if our involvement made things better or worst 」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「That is a lot to take in」
HamatoNutello ()
「I went on a bit of a tangent there」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「It’s okay, Ronin-san
This is why we’re having this conversation」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「you said you were in a resistance before, right?
and that you won?
that means it was a good thing you guys were involved!」
HamatoNutello ()
「Is it really?
Would The Foot even have wanted that much power if it hadn’t been for my family?
Would their reach have even escalated that far?
Did ending the Saki bloodline really help?
On one hand, The Foot is finally gone
On the other, it created this power vacuum that is getting worse by the day
It's gotten so bad to the point of April, Casey and I having talks about moving, going somewhere safer for the kids」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「oh...
but stopping a totalitarian is always a good thing, right?
things will settle eventually」
HamatoNutello ()
「Perhaps」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「Things aren't always that clear cut after a body of government is overthrown, Mikey」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「that's what video games taught me」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「There are many things wrong with what you just said」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「congrats on beating the shredder by the way」
HamatoNutello ()
「Thank you, but old Shredhead had been long gone
It was the grandson (and kind of Karai?) that was recently taken out」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「Hiroto?」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「Kind of?」
HamatoNutello ()
「Yep
Surprised you remembered the bastard’s name」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「it became a bit of a meme in our neck of the woods」
HamatoNutello ()
「Good to know
Also, “kind of” because Karai did die recently, she’s just been in a comatose state until her situation became more permanent」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「You guys didn’t kill her when she was like that, right?」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「leo, we literally tried to jump shredder in his room where we hoped that he was bedridden」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「Okay, but not when he was in a coma!」
HamatoNutello ()
「Oh no, Karai was killed by her own son」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yikes-a-roni 😬
HamatoNutello ()
「Indeed」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「That was a very curt reveal」
HamatoNutello ()
「I know she’s your sister in your world, but you can’t blame me for being indifferent about her demise in mine」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「fair enough
so much for blood loyalty, though」
HamatoNutello ()
「Funny, that’s what I thought, too」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「do you…really think that things could have been better
if your family wasn’t involved with the whole thing?」
HamatoNutello ()
「Honestly? I’m not sure
It’s hard to know for sure
I would like to point out...
You kids seem taken aback by the fact that I was made to fight by my father
Did yours not make you do the same?」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「As in make us fight The Foot?」
HamatoNutello ()
「Yes 」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「No, he didn’t
In fact, he tried everything to not let us get involved with the Foot and Shredder
Even grounded us for days to keep us in the lair after we first encountered him」
HamatoNutello ()
「Well, that’s different
Glad to hear it
What did he even train you boys for, then?」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「Self defense?」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「wait are you saying he strictly trained you just so you can fight in the blood feud? 」😰😰😰
HamatoNutello ()
「Yes」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😱😱😰😰
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「Blood feud...
You have mentioned an all out war with the Foot previously, if I recall correctly」
HamatoNutello ()
「I did, yes」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「And you were surprised that there were so few of us involved
And the fact that the Foot grew powerful enough to become the police force of NYC
In that regard, is it safe to assume that the scale of your fight with The Foot was much greater?」
HamatoNutello ()
「Very safe」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😨
HamatoNutello ()
「Also NNYC」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
???
HamatoNutello ()
「They renamed it. I don’t know who renamed it, but the city is New New York now.」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
that’s stupid
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Raph!
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「sorry
that’s stupid」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「The language in which you said that was not the problem and you know it」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「whatever」
HamatoNutello ()
「He’s right, it is stupid
But I’m not the one that changed it so」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「I’m going to play devil’s advocate here and point out that eventually your family would have been involved regardless of your father’s influence
With a turmoil of that magnitude, eventually you and your brothers would have inserted yourselves into the narrative if it meant you can help others
It’s just in your nature, isn’t it?」
HamatoNutello ()
「You’re right
More and more people just got involved
Many innocent lives got dragged into the fray
So while I know that it was in our nature to help out eventually
It’s still one thing to get involved of our own accord and another to be raised for it
And it’s a whole different nuance when you’re not allowed to stop once you’ve had enough」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「did he force you to keep fighting?」😰
HamatoNutello ()
「Despite me being past my breaking point?
Despite me being done with the killing and the battle?
Yes
My father just didn’t know when to stop, sometimes」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「is that the reason why you’re a ronin, now?」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
omg
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Raph!
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「Way to be ease into the topic, Raphael」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「what!
i thought that was the reason why we were having this conversation in the first place
to ask about shit like this」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「yeah, but you didn’t have to be so frank about it!」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「if i’m wrong, he just needs to tell me and i’ll apologize for assuming」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「did ronin-san log off?」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「Give him time」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「sidenote: haven’t see raph’s name in katakana in a while
never realized it was so cute until now」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「what do you mean “cute”」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「rafa! it’s so cute!! rafa-chan」🧡～('▽^人)
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「don’t call me that」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「rafa-nii-chan!!〜〜〜」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「Don’t provoke him, Mikey」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「dee・dee-nii-nii〜〜〜」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「Oh, you know how much I hate it when you call me that」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「you used to love it」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「Yeah, when I was like seven」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「ugh, you guys are just allergic to cute nicknames」 (￣、￣)
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「Guys, stop」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「don’t worry, leo i didn’t forget you
lee-onii-chan〜〜〜」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
…
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「get it?」 ☆⌒(≧▽° )
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「leo don’t fall for it」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「I didn’t even say anything」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「you were thinking it was cute, weren't you?」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「No comment」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wwwwww
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
stfu
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😶
HamatoNutello ()
「No, he’s right
My father’s obsession with the feud clouded his judgment which enabled him to make some detrimental calls that sealed his fate」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「My condolences for your loss, Ronin-san」
HamatoNutello ()
「Thank you
It might be a decade too late but as a senior member of the Orphan Club, I guess it is only appropriate for me to extend you four an invitation」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
omg..
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「oh cool
do we get a cool jacket or pin or something」
HamatoNutello ()
「Nah, just trauma」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「neat, my favorite」
HamatoNutello ()
「Welcome to the club」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「thanks for having us」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
jesus christ
oh my bad
「jesus・christ」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「So when you said that your Donatello was with him…Did you mean that he is gone too?」
HamatoNutello ()
「Nothing gets past you kids, huh?」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「well, when you make everything about yourself a secret people tend to pay more attention to what you say」
HamatoNutello ()
「Ah, so I did this to myself」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「why all the secrecy?」
HamatoNutello ()
「I did not want to talk about myself at the beginning
There are just topics that can be avoided if you did not know who I was」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「and now?」
HamatoNutello ()
「Well, I’m talking now, aren’t I?」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「wait, what topics?」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「It’s about your other brothers, isn’t it?」
HamatoNutello ()
「Yes
Hard to ask about the brothers when you don't know which one I am, you know?」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「it must have been really bad then」
HamatoNutello ()
「You can say that again
I’m still not ready to talk about them
It can’t be help if you figured out that Don’s gone
Guess I have to be more careful in guarding the rest of my secrets」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「But you don’t have to guard them」
HamatoNutello ()
「Not yet, kid」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「gotta say, that was a major slip up, though」
HamatoNutello ()
「I wasn’t thinking
At that moment, all I wanted to do was calm Millennial Don down
Make him feel better, I guess
And nothing I said was a lie, he was with our father until the very end」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「If you don’t mind me asking, and you don’t have to answer
But how did they die?」
HamatoNutello ()
「The Foot faked a peace summit and ambushed them
They could have survived if they had retreated」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「If?」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「"If"? What happened」
HamatoNutello ()
「I must say, you kids are taking in the news about the death of my brother very well」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「thank you? we had a talk about it before」
HamatoNutello ()
「Of course you did
Had a little strategy meaning before this?」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「Ronin-san, can we go back? What did you mean?」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
do u blame ur dad 4 wat hapnd?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「gah!! neon donnie jumpscare!!!」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「I don’t think that’s neon!Donnie」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
ur rite im not purple
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「master splinter?」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
eh u can drop the “master”
HamatoNutello ()
...What are you doing here?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
purple handed me his fone bc he wanted me 2 translate
i have since escaped after finding out the topic
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdad "escaped"?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
yes, escaped
cant have him peeking
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
you do know there's other ways he can access this, right?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
huh?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nvm
HamatoNutello ()
Of course he asked you to do that
Are you going to tell him what you found out?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
no
i dont think i will
HamatoNutello ()
Good
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
do u wan2 talk abt it
HamatoNutello ()
What is there to talk about?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「neon!Splinter, I would suggest to keep this conversation in Japanese so your son doesn’t pry」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
k
HamatoNutello ()
「Oh, so we’re doing this」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「Are you feeling okay, Ronin-san?」
HamatoNutello ()
「I’ll manage
It's been almost 20 years for me and from what I’ve heard, this Splinter is a lot different from mine」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「is this better?」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「hi there!」 o/
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「hello, alternate version of my son」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「greetings, alive version of my father」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
...
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
...
HamatoNutello ()
...
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
dude...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「sorry it’s been so long since i’ve talked to a parental figure」😩
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「well, definitely don't do it like that!」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
＞﹏＜
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「moving on...」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「ya, probably for the best」 😔
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「i will ask again
michelangelo, do you blame your father for your brother’s death」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「HUH?
MICHELANGELO?!?」 😱
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「oh, are you not michelangelo?
purple told me that was your name」
HamatoNutello ()
「God, am I that horrible with secrets?」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
!!!!
「so you are a michelangelo?
oh my god!!! dee・dee won the bet」 🎉
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「I’m going to elect to ignore what you just called me」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
:b
HamatoNutello ()
「You guys bet on my identity?」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「Yeah, it’s a whole server thing
Don’t worry about it」
HamatoNutello ()
...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「to be fair, with how you dish out your talks it wasn’t hard to figure out who you were」
HamatoNutello ()
「Thanks...」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「michelangelo?」
HamatoNutello ()
「What」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「talk to me」
HamatoNutello ()
「Why do you want to know?」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「i can tell that your heart is still hurting
perhaps it will heal if you were to expel those grievances
you can’t talk to your own father, but perhaps i can be an adequate substitute」
HamatoNutello ()
「Are you saying you want to be a scapegoat for him?
Take his place?
What do you gain from that?」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「i’m not the one that needs to benefit
you can let it out on me, though
let me do this for you」
HamatoNutello ()
「What do you want me to say?
Yes?
That when I heard about how my father died
I instantly wondered, would I have made a difference?
If only I had been there, could I have helped
Prevent the death of my family if I had gone with them」
HamatoNutello ()
「 But as quickly as I started to guilt trip myself and have that pity party of one
I realized that no, knowing my father
I wouldn’t have made a difference
Past the grief and the mourning
All I could think of was how shitty of a son i was being」
HamatoNutello ()
「Because right then something began to ruminate and fester
The thought that would not leave my mind
How my father was an idiot in the last moments of his life
If only he had retreated instead」
HamatoNutello ()
「If only he had unclouded his mind from the hatred
If only he had the ingenious idea to fall back when he was told to do so
That he would have survived
That Donnie could have survived」
HamatoNutello ()
「That Donnie wouldn’t have had to stay behind to protect your sorry ass??
You knew that Donnie wouldn’t have left you
He stayed because of you
He DIED THAT DAY BECAUSE OF YOU」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「now, do you feel better?」
HamatoNutello ()
「Not really
You’re not him, and I just...」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「it is fine」
HamatoNutello ()
「No, it isn’t!
I just unloaded all of that on you even though you’re not him
In front of these kids who have also lost their father
One who didn’t personally put them through what my brothers and I went through
I bet you’re not like that, either」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「i would rather leave the hamato clan again than put them in harm’s away」
HamatoNutello ()
「For real?
Oh god, now I feel even shittier」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「don’t be like that
it is obvious you had all of these feelings bottled up inside
not to mention all these secrets you have been keeping
is it to protect them from knowing of their purple brother’s demise?」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「ok i’m going to say it right now
but you are a lot more wise and sage-like than what the neons have told us about you」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Raph...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「stop sending my name in chat with disappointment or beratement, it’s not going to filter what i send」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「now he’s gonna send you his 」 momnardo 「 look of disappointment™」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「aw shit, that’s worse」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「i have my moments」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「see?
neon splinter don’t mind」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「i am serious, michelangelo
sometimes it feels good to just vent
cathartic
especially if it’s at the subject of your ire
hard to do so when the subject is gone」
HamatoNutello ()
「I guess...
I do feel a little better」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「now while i may not be your shitty father」
HamatoNutello ()
「Shitty...」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「i call them how i see them
and now that i might not have been the best father out there
but i see you like my son
all of you
so if you ever need me just get one of my boys to put me on
although i would prefer it to be more than just to yell at me
i will listen」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「really?」 🥺
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「you’re going to regret offering that to all of us」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「i highly doubt it」
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「wouldn’t be too sure about that
especially with mikey over here」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😈
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「i’ll take my chances
it looks like purple has now started to resort to threatening me with a chainsaw
i guess i have to go and return his phone back, now」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
「Chainsaw...」
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
「Thanks for stopping by...?」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
「be seeing you soon, neon splinter
and that is a threat」
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
「i look forward to it」
👋
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
「how long until neon donnie decides to buckle down and translate all of this」
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I gotchu
[Message #stop-dying-you-fools]
stop-dying-you-fools
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
ayo wtf the whole channel just got purged
HamatoNutello ()
And no archived copy in sight
Thank you
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
np
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
so…michelangelo, huh? owo
HamatoNutello ()
Yes…?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
thinking about telling the rest of the server?
or is this a lil secret b/w us 🤭
HamatoNutello ()
At this point
Why not
HamatoSlonktello ()
Thoughts?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdasdasdg
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
omg
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
It...suits you
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you don't have to lie, leo
i can see you squinting in disgust from over here
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I just want to be supportive :I
HamatoSlonktello ()
lol
[Message #stop-dying-you-fools]
general
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
waking up and finding out ronin’s name and pfp changed
pls do not tell me this is how ronin revealed his identity last night
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
imagine the first thing u do when you wake up is check discord
go touch grass my guy lmao
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
y r YOU here, then
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
never got off
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh jesus
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
altho, now that i think abt it
the name doesn’t really suit a michelangelo
the "tello" part is throwing me off 😔
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
There, better?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
oh god there’s 4 of them now
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
the slonks have multiplied...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
slonkangelo...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ajsdasdsa
yes i luv it so much
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
alsk;dj;asd
so do we still call u ronin or??
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Call me Ronin, my name or username, I don’t really care
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
guys i think we should call him slonkangelo
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i am NOT going to call him slonkangelo
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
slonkangelo-san...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
and i will definitely NOT be calling him that
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Why not? Coward
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdasdasd
wait ur right that’s too long of a name
how abt slonk-san?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I’ll allow it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nyehehe ψ(｀∇´)ψ
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i don't
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Who’s the admin here, you or me?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yea, raph
guess who’s the admin >:D
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
omg a mikey is the admin
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
holy shell
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
omigosh...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hey!! ╰（‵□′）╯
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
no offense, big man
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asjdasd
meme for the occasion
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
we are the majority!!!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
gosh, raph would never have guessed ronin was a mikey
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
My dearest older brother, I gave you all of my evidence that he was a Michelangelo.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh you mean that pdf?
i didn’t read it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You made a dossier about my identity?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Meticulously compiled, I might add. I find it very compelling and concrete.
Anyone who read it would no doubt come to the same conclusion that I did.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdsadf raph, u read the big book of bad guy codes but not his expository essay?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
well, it had nothing to do w patrolling or training, so...
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
[ Scoff of severe offense ]
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
but ya i know there’s differences b/w universes but i never expected a mikey to be so...different!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it must have been the trauma
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Blame it on the trauma
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aaayyyy (👉ﾟヮﾟ)👉
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
👈(ﾟヮﾟ👈)
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😰
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
apparently not that different
[Message #general]
Chapter 28: "why is the squirrel spoilered"
Notes:
The big black squares are spoiler'ed images like you would find on old discord (also regular spoiled texts too)! Click on them to reveal the secrets! :) I had working code for the photo to be blurred instead of it just being dark rectangles before you clicked on them, trust. But AO3 doesn't allow the blurring code. (shakes fist)
ALSO IF YOU'RE ON MOBILE!!! Please tap and HOLD for the same effect as clicking on a desktop :D
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
I met another version of you today, Father
He allowed me to do a little venting
Things I wish I can tell to your face
It did help, but there are so many other things I wanted to say
I stopped myself
Did you know that the explosion happened the day you left for Japan?
What explosion, you might ask
The one Stockman ordered during his attack on our base
I don’t blame you for not knowing
You had to silent your comms, after all
The explosion took everything from me that day
I thought I was alone, but the thought that you and Don were still alive kept me going. When I finally made it to the village, however...
Well, you know the rest.
Why didn’t you fall back?
Why didn’t you retreat?
Did you know you were dragging Donnie to his death? I doubt you did. I doubt you even thought about how your actions could affect him at that very moment
What were your final thoughts? How did you think your family was going to react to the news? Another member of our family too clouded by anger to think clearly, resulting in their death?
I can't tell if that's poetic or just depressing
But this time, you took someone else with you
Did you think about your sons at all?
Not only the one with you, but those you left behind?
I know you didn’t know
But Leo and Casey died the day you left
I thought everyone died that day
But the thought that you and Donnie still being out there
Gave me hope
Surely, I had thought
Because Don was with you
He could get you two out there and home
Remember when Leo broke the toaster three times in one week?
Don got fed up and told us that we shouldn’t expect him to fix everything every single time
So it was probably just wishful thinking that he could fix it
It being the whole summit situation
Who knew your stubbornness would be the downfall for you both
There is no doubt in my mind Donnie had expected to make it back
Right?
Why else would he have worked on this little side project of his
Connecting to all these other universes
Still trying to find the reason, if he even left a reason for me to find
Donnie...Did you see Raph when you died? (Did you kick his ass for me?)
Or did you see Leo and Casey, too?
Realizing all too late that your favorite brother is going to be all alone
How would you react, I wonder, if you knew
Did you think, "At least he'll have the others?"
"At least he'll have Leo?"
I know I saw everyone when I was at death’s door
More than once
So it makes me wonder if that’s just a death thing or a me thing
I wasn't always alone in those 17 years
Before you say "oh the hallucinations you had of us didn't count"
I found friends
Master Yip trained me back to my full form
Even found some people I even considered family
Or to be more specific, they found me
Wrangled me like cattle
They took me in when I became visually impared
Oh yeah, forgot to mention
I suddenly became blind for a while
Radiation exposure's a bitch
I got better
....
Fuck...these kids are rubbing off on me
This young girl of the tribe I stayed with, her name was Gerel
She took care of me when I wasn't training to fight without sight
I think you would have liked her
All of you would have
She was so patient and kind
But nothing lasts forever
Especially not to those I consider my family
Why do they always have to meet such violent ends?
I guess I never learn, staying with April and the others like this
Fool me once, right?
But I'm risking a third time
These kids...they need me
And Casey-Marie...she also needs me
But I can't stay with her if she is still gung-ho on this hero thing
But I'll keep trying to convince her
I can't lose this new family, too
I don't think my heart can handle it
general
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You boys ever had to move?
And I mean move on your own accord and not forcibly ejected from your home after having your lair raided by adversaries
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
no...?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
interesting question...?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
It makes it sound like you too had to relocate after your old lair(s) became compromised
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lair(s)?
as in multiple?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Unfortunately
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😧 oh my
we've only had to move once
i cant imagine doing it again
is that another constant every version of us have to go through?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
we didnt
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Really?
You managed to keep your home undedected this whole time?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh, i never said that
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Don't tell me you kids continued to stay where you were even after your enemies found out where you lived...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ok tbf
we did live at the farmhouse for a bit
but yeah after solving everything
we just...moved back in?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
How are you kids still alive
Actually, don't answer that
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Back to your question, Ronin
We have the main lair and several other smaller lairs around the city
So while not fully "moved", we do have other places to stay
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ooh!
we just expanded to include like guest rooms and stuff
(and personal rooms at nee-san's place)
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
"Nee-san"?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
karai
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Oh
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
And the Jones' Farmhouse
Although that's more of a seasonal place of residence
For the summer
Otherwise it usually functions like a storage unit
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ooh!
our farmhouse is april's :0
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You don't say
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
are you moving? :0
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yep
Somewhere with more space for the kids
Away from the center of the city
How do normal people move
Like, on PURPOSE
There are so many boxes and having to choose what to keep and what to throw away
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
is everyone moving w you and the niblings?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yeah
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
why wouldnt they?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Casey-Marie and I got into a slight argument not too long ago
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Information got revealed and I almost left with the kids
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😬
vague and ominous
you dont have to tell us but u do realize how curious that made me?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
cope mikey...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hey, ur the one that brought it up
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh god youre right
SORRY
raph just wanted to know if you two made up!
actually im gonna go before i let anything else slip
i jsut keep doing this to things ppl tell me asdasdas
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No, it's fine
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
still gonna go
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdasda bye raph-tan
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
bye
raph will be back after raph forgets abt this
which can range anywhere from several hours to several days
(not to mention itll prob haunt raph before he goes to sleep 😫)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdasdas gl
👋
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
👋
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
👋
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
👋
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Basically CM was the one who created the kids
And she wanted to train them to be like me and my brothers
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
...i can see how that would upset you, now
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yep
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
but like
y tho?
isn't the war over
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
There's still a lot of chaos and turmoil out there
And she thinks by training these kids as soon as they can walk will bring peace to the world
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Shell
That is disturbing
Creating life deliberately for the sole purpose of...heroism?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
She wanted to create a new generation of soldiers is what she wanted
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh...
putting it in those words
that is...
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
I'm trying to understand her pov
But I can't
They're children!
Living, breathing, autonomous beings!
Ones that can feel and grow, and she brought them into the world
On purpose
And for what?
To fight? To experience what we did? To go through the things we had to?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Tell me the things I don't know
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
How can she just DO that?
Treat beings that are essentially her children as if they're tools?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I wonder and worry about that all the time
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Just...I can't imagine one day thinking, "I will create life and put them in harm's way for the greater good of the world."
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
UM
i dont think thats her EXACT train of thought?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
It might as well be!!!
Does your April and Casey know?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
She does
But only after the fact
Casey-Marie really jumped us suddenly with this
Impulsive, just like her father
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
And what are her thoughts on the situation
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Same as you and me
Can't change what has happened, but we can try to get CM to see things differently
Hopefully, by removing ourselves from the center of what is happening, maybe her perspective can change
And we can convince her to stop this plan of hers
Otherwise, I might have to cut ties with CM to keep the kids away from her
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Good
WAIT
So their names?
Please don't tell me what I think they mean
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait whats wrong w their names?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Naming them after numbers imply she might want to create more/have more than one iteration
Basically treating them more like experiments than actual people
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😱😱😱
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Oh, I had the same fear
Turns out she just likes the number
It's her favorite, apparently
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Thank goodness...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dasdssdsad
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Well, as long as you’re there, you can make sure that the little ones are safe
Both you and April
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yeah
While it is the truth that I can't always protect them from what the world throws their way
And I can't say that they will never have to fight
There’s one guarantee I can give them
[Typing: Although it pains me to say it, I can at least keep them safe from their own mother
Sometimes I wonder if she even sees herself as their mother
Kind of fucked up, right?]
general
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yeah
While it is the truth that I can't always protect them from what the world throws their way
And I can't say that they will never have to fight
There’s one guarantee I can give them
Although it pains me to say it, I can at least keep them safe from CM
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
WAIT
PAUSE
donny-san what did u just call the niblings?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
The “little ones”?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
...
OMGGG
AAUUGHHH
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
Are you okay...?
What’s wrong?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
I AM NOT OK
THAT’S SUCH A GOOD NAME FOR THEM
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF IT FIRST
I AM A SHAM 😩😩😩😩
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
A “name”?
Isn’t that a common thing to call little kids/babies?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, SLONK-SAN
ITS PERFECT
”LITTLE” BC THEYRE KIDS AND “ONES” BC THEYRE ALL NAMED AFTER THE NO. 1!!!
AUGH
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Slonk-san...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Fuck, that is a good name for them as a whole
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
IKR
AUGH MY REPUTATION
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`) There, there...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Ow
Please stop biting me and caps lock spamming
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
gomen 👉👈
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
something wrong, slonk-san?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No, just trying to remember if I used to be like this
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh
[Message #general]
general
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
my animal handling lessons are paying off
at least w mikey's help
look at this lil guy
[Image Attachment: a photo of a squirrel in a cowboy's hat.]
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
isn't he cute? ('▽^人)
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You should spoiler that picture
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh ok
[Message #general]
general
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
my animal handling lessons are paying off
at least w mikey's help
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
isn't he cute? ('▽^人)
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You should spoiler that picture
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh ok
oh looks like i can't spoil smth i already posted
have to delete it
[Image Attachment: a spoilered photo of a squirrel in a cowboy's hat.]
the lil guy but now spoiled
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
still cute
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Thanks for being quick w that!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
np! ^_^
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I am literally right here if you needed help with getting squirrels to do what you want.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
this is a city squirrel, they don't know ASL
plus, i want to become friends with them, not make treehouses
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You just don't have the vision!
The passion!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i...what
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
donnie can apparently communicate w/ woodland creatures via ASL
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I don't even know what to say
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that's weird
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
^
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Oh, so cope!Raph can commune with pigeons and no one bats an eye.
But when it's revealed that I can talk to tiny forest fauna, suddenly I'M the weird one?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
With SIGN LANGUAGE?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I don't see what the problem is.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdasdsad
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dhsjd why is the squirrel spoilered
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
For my Raph and Mikey
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
y do u need to spoiler squirrels for cope raph and mikey
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Let’s just say…events occurred and now two of my brothers are disturbed by squirrels
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
aw :<
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lmao imagine being scared of squirrels
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo! we don't make fun of phobias
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
c'mon, its squirrels!!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no u dont understand
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
but they’re so cute tho σ(･ × ･) ?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
not the ones we’ve seen
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
? wdym by that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh no miguel what have u done
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait, what did i do
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
you know nothing good is ever revealed from team cope’s adventures
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i watched the horrors of what a squirrel can do (◉_◉)
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
like what?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
michael!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what? now i’m curious!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
to be real w u guys now i just treat team copium storytime like those true crime docuseries on yt and stuff
so disturbing yet you cant look away
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
yeah, exactly!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
thx guys, always happy to have an audience
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
before u start tho is this like a #trauma-dumpster kind of story
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hmmm
is it 🤔
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
the fact u have to think abt it probably means it is
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ye u rite 😔
[Message #general]
trauma-dumpster |
Whatever happens in trauma-dumpster stays in trauma-dumpster. No beefs
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
SO
squirrels
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
squirrels indeed 🐿
oh sorry can i use the emoji?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yaya
im only queasy if its real squirrels
i can handle like cartoony versions
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so whats ur deal w squirrels
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
watched a couple climb down ppl’s throats
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
jfc
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeah that checks out
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
raph had a mutant squirel multiply in his tum tum as a result
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
He what
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the little guy rushed into his mouth and like cloned itself in his stomach
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wtf
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
That wasn't an invitation to reiterate the situation
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
they kept multiplying
and mutated even more
in the end we tried flushing them down the sewers
i almost got drowned by one
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u almost got drowned by a squirrel?
big L, honestly
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
squirrelanoids are no joke, man >:(
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya sure, w/e squirrelboy
almost got ur ass drowned by a tiny ass rodent lmao
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well technically rodent mutant*
rodent mutants are like no joke, dog
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i can actually see ur reasoning if there's an infestation of them, actually
just a bunch of them appearing suddenly en masse
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yeah, you get it!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lame
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😠
@Van Gogh Vroom | Copium raaaaaaaphhhhhh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
still...a rodent tho?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
they do b scary
trust
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasdsa name one other scary rodent mutant
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
rat king
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
rat king
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Your Rat King is a mutant?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WHOMST'VE?!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yours isn't?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Nah, he just came like that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dasdasdad
Replying to message by:
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
what up
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
don’t like the fact that i got pinged in this channel
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
tbh honest, out of everyone here
team cope gets pinged in this channel the most
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
just bc i'm used to it doesnt mean i like it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
fair enough
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
that is...really sad if you think abt it
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yep
so this better be good
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
good? in this channel?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
why was i pinged
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
is it true u n cope mikey r scared of squirrels? lol
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
scared? no
see them in my nightmares? yeah
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
jajajaja
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey why tf would you tag me in a conversation abt the squirrelanoids?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
leon wont believe it when i say that they were scary af 😩
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
and what do you want me to do abt it?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
you drew that one really realistic pic of them
can u share it pls 👉👈🥺
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
why?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
plsssss 🥺
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
ok fine
let me look for it
should i spoil it?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
probably ya
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
o7
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
back to the topic of the rat king
you guys mentioned him before
he can control rats, right?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
L
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
leo, we literally have todd as proof that rodent mutants are no joke
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdsadas todd?
you have a villain named todd?!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
not a villain
not every mutant we come across hates us
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
true but its very few
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
meh
also how is controlling rats scary?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
how many rats are in nyc
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...
oh god
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeah, now imagine almost getting eaten alive by some
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
OH GOD
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😰😰😰
wait if the rat king can control rats, can he control mutant rats?!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
eh, thats where it gets fuzzy
ours couldn't but the copes' could
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it was
not fun!
😀
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😰 i can only imagine
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Good to know he's still a conniving mental manipulator no matter what universe /s
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
if u almost died fighting a mind controlled version of ur father clap ur hands 👏👏
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
if you ever had to kill an alternate version of ur father, clap ur hands 👏👏
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
guys...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
If you were forced by your father to take a countless number of lives, clap your hands 👏👏
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
omg
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mr. ronin...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Sorry, I thought we were sharing
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
adasdasd
HOW WERE EITHER OF THOSE OTHER TWO THINGS RELATED TO THE RAT KING
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it wasn't but the convo reminded me of it
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
adasdasd but yeah
rat king = bad time
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
heres to hoping we DON'T get this guy 🥂
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
🥂
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
🥂
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
whats the drink
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
really raph?
idk
non-alcoholic sparkling cider
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
🥂
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
k found it
here ya go
click on it if ya want but dont say i didnt warn ya
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
AYO WTF IS THAT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
a squirrelanoid
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Fascinating.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
DUDE I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABT NORMAL SQUIRRELS
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well they WERE
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yeah, this is what mutagen and squirrels get ya
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You definitely forgot to include the fact that they mutate into that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oop
my bad
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
what is this xenomorph nonsense jfc
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
talk abt nightmare fuel
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
KSDJFSDFASD
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dw everyone
it was all daijoubu at the end of the day 😌
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasdasd
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
no, mikey it was not all “daijoubu”
you developed sciurophobia from it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
and u didn’t??
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
well kinda? acute case of it
can’t really call them cute anymore
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i’ve been meaning to ask cope!mikey, but is it healthy how you’re dealing with all of these traumatic memories?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
why do i even bother
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what's a xenomorph
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
really?
alien franchise?
looks basically like a goth cousin of your buddy up there
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
u mean the alienoids?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asjdklajd
ur alien movies are called alienoids??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
YOU GUYS GOT MOVIES?
AW DAMN YOU HAVE TO STREAM THOSE
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
no way is leo gonna let you watch
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dude wtf im an actual adult i can watch what i want
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you get nightmares from comics and you want to watch the movies?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
L
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
OK NOW SEE HERE
i still wanna watch, nightmares be damned
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
well it's your dreams youre fucking w so...have at it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
💪😤
[Message #trauma-dumpster]
Notes:
The freedom of no longer having an update schedule (which I only kept up for like a few weeks asdasda) means I get to surprise you guys with sudden updates. ( •̀ ω •́ )
05/25/2023 update: OMG I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS. I GOT THE NICKNAME "LITTLE ONES" FROM "AMMO_WRITES". It was such a good nickname! I had to yoink it!! Anyway, I really recommend their turtle works! I personally, slonk them fics down like good soup. Good feelings soup.
Chapter 29: Graduation
Notes:
congratulations to all the 2023 graduates! whether it be college, high school or otherwise! this one's for all you diploma getting folks out there! you did great! i'm very proud of you! not getting a diploma this year? i'm still proud of you!
Chapter Text
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ive been thinkin
would it be gauche to get matching tattoos w the bros
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
y u asking
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
casey maybe kinda sorta wants to try tattooing us
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ya idk how that’d work on our scales
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
my bros n i had matching tattoos
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
you do??
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
prison tattoos
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasda u guys got tattoos in prison????
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
“had”?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya the triceraton prison
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
kk that makes more sense
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
it does??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
where else would a turtle get captured and locked up?
aside from the kraang...the foot...
actually we get confined a lot, huh
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
the police...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
RAPH-TAN?!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
no comment
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
did u get arrested?!?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
he did lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i would have never guessed
on a "least likely to get arrested" list out of all of us, neon raph is like in the top 3
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
thank you...?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdasdas
yeah the list probs is leo-san → my leo → raphie-tan
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ur so right abt that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
where am i on the list
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
at the very bottom
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
fair lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what did u even get arrested for?? (if u dont mind me asking)
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i looked like someone else who was wanted
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
god
only in the neons' world can a mutant turtle be a victim of profiling, huh?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasda
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya that's messed up, man
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
tell me abt it 😫
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
back on topic
i didnt think like ur donnie and leo would be the type to get tattoos in prison...
like was it a poke n stick??
space poke n stick
laser n stick??
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
prison enforced tattoos that also could electrocute us
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
YOU GUYS GOT BRANDED?!?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we did...?
OMG WE DID
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
;askdjas;kldjasd
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
@Millennials (derogatory) GUYS WE GOT BRANDED WHEN WE GOT THROWN IN TRICERATON PRISON
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
just figured that out huh, mike?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
THEY BRANDED US
LIKE CATTLE
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
eh, it was more like a sticker
y’know like the ones on apples?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
THATS EVEN WORSE
THEY STICKERED US LIKE FRUIT
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
well wouldn’t be the first time fearless got labeled a fruit
nor the last
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
AJDLKASDASD
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasd
a sticker?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh they like fell off when we were doing the prison break
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
uhuh...
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
that’s not how tattoos work...?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
mayb thats just how tattoos are in space
you don’t know how space tattoos work
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mikey, are you still home???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya why
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
everyone’s here
dude the ceremony starts in like 20 minutes
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait wat
THATS TODAY!?????
omgomgomgomgomg
leos gonna kill me omgomg
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
At this point I’m not even surprised
Just disappointed
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😭
srry leo
omw trust
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ceremony?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
high school graduation
chloe-chan’s
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
who’s chloe?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
leo’s kid
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WHOMSTVE
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
??!?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
cope!leo you have a kid?!?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
how many of you copes have kids???
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Aren’t you kids a little too young to have a high school graduate for a child?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
leo’s adopted kid*
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I don't know if that makes it better or not...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wtf
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
cope!leo adopted a human(?) child???
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yeah
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
who was going to tell me cope leo mama hen'd so hard he got an actual child asdasdads
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
She’s not my kid
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
youre literally breaking daylight rules to go to her graduation
one she personally invited you to
like the only other times you go out during the day is to go to conventions
admit it leo she sees you as a parental figure
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
You’re blowing this out of proportion
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
keep telling urself that
rmmber 5 yrs ago
when she ran away from home?
she wanted to live w you and train under you b4 mikey convinced her to go back home
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait how did this friendship happen?
it sounds adorable
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I just had tea with Chloe every week
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
for the most of like 10 years
plus she’s been his student for the last 5
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Yes, and she’s my student
NOT kid
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
he also gets mopey if tea time gets canceled!
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I do not
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
he’s already mopey bc chloe is going out of state for college
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I am not
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
tl;dr Leo played tea party w her to distract her from drinking mutagen when she was 7 and they got like majorly attached to each other
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
^ ya that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
o man remember how we found out he cont’d the tea parties?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
You’re typing a lot for a turtle running late
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oop
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
well now i have to know
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it was adorable!
chloe-chan tied leo’s mask tails into a bow n he forgot abt it
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mikey.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
im going im going
already topside, chill
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
He kept it on for our entire patrol
It wasn’t until afterwards when April said “I like your bow” that he realized
We honestly wouldn’t have thought anything of it, but then he started stammering
And since Leo is a mediocre liar, he couldn’t think of an alternative reason to why his mask was in a bow if he didn’t do it himself
So ya that’s how I found out I was an uncle to a little girl
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
She’s not my kid!
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
I’m going to tell her she’s a level below conventions on your priority scale
Bet she’d be happy so hear that
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
😠
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
oh no baby heightless angy
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
lol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasdasdas can’t believe i’m seeing the day cope leo use the gun emoji
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
anything for his kid!
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Michelangelo.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
🐢💨
[Message #general]
general
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
guys
guess wjat
hold on i cvnt stop laughinggg
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Mikey, you’re laughing
Leo is having a conniption and you’re laughing
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i think its hilarious
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
We can’t just let him think that that’s what it means for the rest of our lives
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨| Millennials ()
what if we do tho
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
I can’t believe you’ve done this to our family
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨| Copium ()
what did mikey-san do? 👀
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok dudes
i might have lied to master splinter
a teeny white lie 🤏
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
What if he says it in front of company
What if he says it in front of April or Casey
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
well? are you gonna tell us or not?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
okok
so i might have made master splinter a social account w the username “Rodent_DILF”
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ASDASDASDA
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You what.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
and i MIGHT have also told him that DILF means “Devoted Involved Loving Father”
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omg
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
anyway he just called himself that in front of leo
who is making this face
a cross b/w shock and mortification
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Mike, you have to tell him the truth
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bro he'll kill me if i do that
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Then why did you tell him the lie in the first place
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i saw my shot and took it, don
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
is @✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ considered a DILF
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I...what?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨| Copium ()
nah, he’s a grunkle, right?
so he’s a DILG
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Can I not be involved in this?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what about peepaw?
DILP
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Jesus Christ
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨| Copium ()
DILJ
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ASDASDADASD
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Can we move onto a different topic before Leo has a mental breakdown
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sure lmao
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
have you guys read the discord patch notes
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasda
no?
u do that?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
very interesting updates
fear me mortals ᕦ(•̀_•́)ᕤ
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
omg
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
new update? 😮
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ye
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
👀
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
use two hashtags at the beginning of your sentence (##)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh u mean the pound key?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
the what key? (. 0 .)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
...
/looks at my hands
(whispers) how old am i
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
beep boop
that's pretty neat!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the power i now hold
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
we are infinite
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
all of my messages are gonna be like this now
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
test
oh this is p fun
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ikr?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Try not to spam that too much
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
booooo
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Lighten up, kid
They're just having fun
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Oh my god
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
qweasdasd
lets go slonk-san!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
most of you use discord mobile, right?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yeah
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ok so wanna see smth cool?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
sure
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
(squints)
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
✨ tap on that emoji and hold the one in the pop up
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
EW WTF IS THIS
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium()
new layout? tf??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
MIKEY-TAN WHAT DID U DO
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
☆⌒(≧▽° )
or should i say
✨⌒(≧▽° )
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😫😫😫
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
im scared
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
OMG
what is this sorcery
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
I WANT OUTTT
this is so like not user friendly 😭😭
wait im back
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
HELP HOW DO CHANGE BACK
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
repeat the process!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh thank god
that was disorientating
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
now that we fixed that
i now know what to do today
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lol
ok one more thing
i think it's only on mobile as well but there's voice memos now
0:04
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
!!!
0:03
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
0:04
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
0:07
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
0:05
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
wtf are you guys doing
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
0:03
recording messages
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
0:03
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
why?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
0:05
bc fun? ever heard of that
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
0:04
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
0:03
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
0:06
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
holy shit
JUST JOIN A VC ROOM
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
0:06
no
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hey raph
0:03
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok what?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasd what does that even mean?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
just wait
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
FUCK YOU MIKEY
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WOAH
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😰
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
this is new
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
Σ(°ロ°)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hi raph 😊
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that makes a lot more sense
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
YOURE FUCKING DEAD MEAT
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey, did you just do what I think you did
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
maaaaybeee
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdasd
wait ur telling me you actually made it so your phones self destruct when u guys say that?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
teehee
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
WHERE ARE YOU
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Why do you make more work for me
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aw cmon d we know u have extras ready on standby
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
YOURE WITH MONDO ARENT YOU
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i will neither confirm or deny that allegation
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasd
wait if its voice activated how did u send that w/o frying ur own phone
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
a turtle has his ways 😉
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
He is with Mondo
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
D YOU SNITCH
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
FUCKING KNEW IT
Sorry about that, guys
Raph got a hold of my phone
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya we noticed lol
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
What's going on?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hey leo
0:03
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasdasda
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Oh my god
I just heard it break
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
woot!
dr. prankenstein is 2 for 2 rn!
🥳
[Message #general]
Chapter 30: pogchamp
Notes:
It is currently (checks clock) 1:35 AM and I have a week off so. Here's a chapter. :)
Chapter Text
moderators
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
@✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ You use a laptop to access the server, right?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes...?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Are there any files on it? Anything related to the server
How and why it was made etc
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Honestly other than this app, basic OS stuff and an internet browser, the laptop looks empty to me
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
It clearly isn't.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Well excuse me, I'm not exactly a tech genius so forgive me for not realizing THAT
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
What he means to say is, if it is not connected to anything external, then there must be some hidden application that is running the server
Perhaps even blueprints on how to replicate the process if it requires more than just digital coding
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I wouldn't even know where to begin
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
What is the OS of the laptop?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Windows 50
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
50...
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You are only 20 years ahead of us why is it 50...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You are asking the wrong person
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Right, sorry
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Have you changed the settings in File Explorer to Show hidden files yet?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I have now
Nothing new popped up
Not even a .txt file
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Drat.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Wait
I think I found something
Its 163 KB
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
That is...incredibly small?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Maybe in the future it is possible to compress files by that much?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Give code. Now.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
"Please"
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Please.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Ok ok don't rush me
Jesus
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
...
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
...
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Michelangelo.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Donatello
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Is this just the Discord browser source code?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hey, it's still code isn't it
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
You got this with Inspect Element, didn't you?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I have no idea what you're talking about
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I can't believe you've done this.
[Message #moderators]
general
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I saw on the news today that a man choked to death eating mashed chickpeas
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wat
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Yeah, the police thought it was a freak accident
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
this is so random
u do understand how this is so random right??
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
But it turned out to be hummus-ide
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ASDASDAS
ok u got me
that was a good one
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Ty, ty
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
What is the point of having the #pun-chbowl-line channel if no one actually uses it.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok tello tbf it wouldnt have had the same impact if he started the joke in there
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Well, the point of the channel is to freely tell puns in a separate area so not to aggravate those that do not wish to see them.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
see thats the thing
they gotta come naturally
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I’ll try not to do it again
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Thank you.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that was a p good one tho
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Let’s not forget the incident when cope!Leo started punning in the #trauma-dumpster
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Ok ya that was my bad
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lighten up and go back to ur nerdfest in the mod channel or w/e
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Fine.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what do u guys even do in the mod channel
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Even if I explained it to you, I doubt you’d even understand.
Goodbye.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
rude
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Bye 👋
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
👋
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
btw cope leo ur like actually here w/o ur bros
kinda weird
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I can be in places my brothers aren’t
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well yeah but u usually don’t appear on the server unless you get pinged
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
or high asdasdasd
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yes, or high
its a rare sighting
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
where r they n e way
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
They’re playing Valorant
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh u guys play?
ranked?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Yes
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
and lemme guess u got kicked from the party so they can q w/ 3
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Yes
Casey couldn’t play today so I got voted out of the party
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait why?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
do u guys have valorant
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya but i’m not into pvp so i dont play online hero shooters
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
fair enuf
pvp games is a cesspool of toxicity n e ways
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
That’s why I just mute everybody and silence chat
Replying to message by:
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Val doesn't let you queue ranked with a 4 stack to avoid bullying of the 5th player
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ah i c
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
what abt callouts
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Well, I usually 5 stack so...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
understandable asdasdad
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sounds stressful
why do u still play then?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
it is...an addiction
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
also cope leo did u get kicked bc ur bad or smth lol
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
It’s because each time we get Haven, Leo can’t help himself but say “Hey guys, are we haven a good time?” and proceeds to laugh so much he throws the first three rounds
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdasdasda
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Did you guys finish a game already?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
No, just stopping by while I wait for the round to be over
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I could have healed you if I was there
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Funny enough, one of our randoms is a Skye
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Aw
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
gtg round’s over
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
And I’ll still be here
Alone
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Just get in the call and watch my stream
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Ok
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
what rank r u
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Immortal
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aint no way ur immortal
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
And what’s that supposed to mean
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lol leo is in elo hell and hard stuck in diamond 3
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Lol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
miguel, pls
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(✿◡‿◡)
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Dang
Not even Ascendent?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
are you...judging me?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
I would never
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
imma b honest, all this val talk is going over my head
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
The ranking system in Val goes: Metals -> Diamond -> Ascendent -> Immortal -> Radiant
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bro if u group all the metals together like that it makes me look like im in the second worst rank dasdasdsa
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
man i just play rpgs like persona
im actually in the middle of replaying p3 rn
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
isn’t a remake coming out soon
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya but who knows how long thats gonna take and im feeling nostalgic now
speaking of p3 u guys wanna hear my fav song on the ost
its from the trinity soul anime so not game ost
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
all persona songs slap p much so sure why not
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6plVf2T6AOo
YouTube
Burning Men’s Soul - Persona Trinity Soul
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...
what is this
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Mikey-san...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
isn’t it beautiful
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aint no way they rhymed turtle w girdle
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
believe it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omgg asdasda
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i don’t think i can finish this song oml
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
beat: good
tempo: good
lyrics: like carpet
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ya that about sums it up adadasdfg
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
god i need to listen to sum actual good music to like
resent my ears or smth
reset*
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yo idk if he’s cooking but he’s doing SOMETHING alr
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
https://open.spotify.com/track/
3OP9la2QTA5artehqjFJCp?si=538a773737f640c4
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdasdad what is this
are they repeating "dog" over and over again?
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Sounds like it
Oh there's more
And then it's just about what dogs do, like jumping and how fluffy they are
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdadasdasd
Bold&DaringPlan | Copium ()
Such powerful lyrics
Or should I say
bow-erful
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdasdasda
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
damn
rip cope leo 🙏
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
🙏
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
🙏
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
why does the song sound so familiar?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it was in gotg 3
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
OH YA
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
guys the albearto’s april worked at is reopening
again
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omg...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
god it shouldve stayed shut down
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
albearto’s?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
do you guys have albearto’s
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sounds like a pizza place lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh it is!
except there’s an arcade and animatronic mascots
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh so like a chuck e cheese’s
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
adasdas ur albeartos is named chuck e cheeses?!
that’s a mouthful
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i mean if u sound it out it’s just one more syllable than albeartos
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
damn u rite
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
u guys got a vendetta against this albeartos or smth
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya donnie kinda made the animatronics sentient and they attacked us
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdasda u guys did a fnaf???
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
fnaf?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i have no idea what that img means
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
WAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87?!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya mikey-san gets it
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i dont get it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i dont either （；´д｀）ゞ
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
looks like were the only cultured ones here
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
true dat 🤜
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
🤛
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
assdfasd look we dont have fnaf or w/e so ofc we dont have the memes associated w it ok
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
man thats just sad
n i thought ur world was the “cool one”
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
arent u in a game??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
we just finished
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
did u win?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no 😔
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol skill issue
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
at least im not in diamond lol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
n e way five nights at freddy’s (fnaf) is this horror game franchise about killer animatronics at a children’s arcade and pizzeria
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
“the bite of ‘87” is a famous piece of lore where one of the animatronics bit the head of one of the kids at a bday party hosted at the restaurant
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
that is...dark
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it gets darker
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😧
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
but the animatronics went haywire bc of ghosts and stuff
u telling me ur donny made them go haywire?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Obviously not on purpose.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya, i get that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
honestly wouldnt be the first time a donnie accidentally makes smth techy and it goes wrong and tries to kill a bunch of mutant ninja turtles
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdasdagfd????
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
d has a bunch of pet spy-roaches and tl;dr the first one got mutated and tried to kill @Van Gogh Vroom | Copium w a chainsaw lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😰
"first one"?
so after that he made more??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
man my raph wouldve loooved (/s) that lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
he hates cockroaches too?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh big time
he hates all bugs, actually
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what abt u raphie-tan u ok w bugs
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
yeah?
i mean we live in the sewers so i’m used to seeing bugs?
i dont bother them and they dont bother me
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
thats what im saying!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
spyroach?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
cockroach w lil spy equipment
their very cute once u get to know them actually
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
before i make assumptions again how big was this cockroach post mutation
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
like 6 ft?
maybe 9ish after it molted lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
and it flew!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o lordy
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey stop pinging me when you talk about the creepy mutants
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😋
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✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
It’s mostly trying to figure out the server and how it works, pretty boring stuff
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
...
Oops my Discord did not update
Looks like I replied to an old message
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol ur good 👌
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Ronin here has not been exactly HELPFUL in our endeavors.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Look kid, I’m trying my best over here
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Well, TRY HARDER.
We know you’re trolling us on purpose, pretending not to know what Inspect Element is.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I will neither confirm nor deny that
maybe im just old and bad w tech
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
We know for a fact that you have the desktop app, so it means that you opened the browser just to copy and paste the basic Discord website source code.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
damn donnie i can see ur vein popping so mayb take a chill pill
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
This is very important and Ronin is hindering our progress!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hey, you're the ones that asked me for help
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
GAH!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
jesus adasdasd
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdgfdlks ty
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
And how will calming down help me in this situation?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
idk but yelling makes me uncomfy :C
just got out of an overtime match and our randoms yelled so much 😫
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
It is physically impossible for me to yell at you via text.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
capital words make me nervous
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
says you who spam them all the time
donnie asks if you want to play spike rush for a bit
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
mine are capital letters of excitement
those right there are capital words of aggravation and it hurts me feelings
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✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
im down for some spike rush!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
gotta refill my water bottler but he can q
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
aight
bottler
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bottler
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bottler
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Bottler
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Bottler.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
bottler
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
BOTTLE**
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yknow if u think abt it mt. everest is like a giant gravesite
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
spoopy
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ikr?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
then again all of earth is a giant gravesite
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
true true
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dang u rite
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
why are you guys talking abt this like its normal 😰
[Message #general]
masterchefs
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so ronin @✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
got any mod secrets you can tell us
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Like what
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what do the brainiacs get up to
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Well, right now they're playing scrabble
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait fr?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What the board looks like rn:
I think Millennial Don won, the other two just let out various expletives
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
go donny! 🥳
also no way is that oxy- w/e word legal
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
They were playing with tournament rules, w/e that means
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wat even is it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oxyphenbutazone is a painkiller!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Why do you know that on the top of your head
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i research w d for non-opioid drugs for our boo boos = 3 =
this one had too many negative side effects tho
so in the end we just settled w ibuprofen n we all know how that went lol
also its shaped like a friend!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Excuse me?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
friend shaped:
looks like a lil shrimp guy
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that is indeed very shaped
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
That's one way to put it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omg friend!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
you get me, mikey-tan (≧∇≦)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
how many points is it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
1780
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hot dang! 😱
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
that's not even the highest one
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
god do i even want to know
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
idr who played it but:
2015 points
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
overachievers
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh that was probs my donnie then
he did a lil dance and kept spelling that word under his breath lol
made a rap w it and everything
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
damn my donnie sucks at scrabble then
@∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium u suck at scrabble d
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Dammit
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
askdjaskd
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Is that all you have to say to me?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
p much, ya
continue w ur day u-u
losing at scrabble
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You are so lucky you clutched our promo game today
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😋
[Message #masterchefs]
Chapter 31: Memorial
Notes:
Twisted my ankle...somehow. I didn't even feel it happen but then it just started hurting? So I got to go home early and wrote this for you guys ^^
Chapter Text
general
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hey why arent you guys on patrol lol
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
today’s tang shen’s death anniversary so we’re taking the night off patrol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wait your whole family observes tang shen’s death anniversary?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
uh yeah?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i didn’t take your family to all be into observing celebrity deaths
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait wat?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
tf you talking abt it
celebrity?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
tang shen’s family??
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what abt them
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no i mean
she is literally family
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
SHE IS?
OMG @Team Neon | the party bus GUYS WE MIGHT BE RELATED TO TANG SHEN
or at the very least the copes are
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait fr? (ﾟДﾟ)
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
WHAT.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yeah
master splinter’s wife?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
YOUR MOM IS TANG SHEN??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ig?
by association yea
she’s more karai’s mom
so..she’s our stepmom technically! ^_^
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
wait, she’s a celebrity in your world?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
uh ya??
here she is in one of dad’s movies
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh
but they werent like together irl/offscreen?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
uuh not that we know of?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lemme ask
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wow i cant believe in another world we’re related to tang shen
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
she wasn’t a celebrity or nothing in our world
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
still!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh cool you guys have tang shen too?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
!!!
yes!
was yours human
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yes...?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
so am i right assuming she’s like NOT married to ur splinter right lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol ya no
master splinter was actually her pet rat before she...yknow
but she did get together w master yoshi tho
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dang
the only time tang shen lives is when she doesn’t fall in love with “hamato yoshi”???
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
dude don’t just say it like that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
but it’s tru tho
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You kids observing someone’s death anniversary?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yaya
[Typing: Me too]
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i mean even tho we never met
(barring that time we time traveled and met her ofc)
we still observe hers along with master splinters
[Typing: What a coincidence, I am too]
general
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hm.
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
that took you 5 minutes to type
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Why were you keeping track
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ronin-san you got a tang shen?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yeah
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
👀
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
She’s dead
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😔
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
splinter said she was a lovely costar
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
kladjas and?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
and nothing
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
And that he will tell us when we’re older.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wat?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it probably involves a crazy hollywood party w lots of alcohol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
and drugs
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
probably
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
idk how to feel abt that
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
you said ur splinter was like a movie star so like,,,
esp back then? hachi machi
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Right. Anyway, we should leave Team Cope to it. I’ll make sure to notify the others to not bother you, as well as suppress pings for the time being.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aaw you dont have to that donnie-tan
ty tho! 🤝
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i thought we were over the handshake thing
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh trust me we’re not BUT donnie-tan don’t like hugs so i’m giving him a handshake instead
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Much appreciated. 🤝
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
not everything is abt u god 🙄 /t
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ksjdasf ya ok fair
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oop nee-san’s here gtg
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Karai...observes with you?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
um...yeah?
shen’s her mom
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Right
I forgot
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
he forgor 💀
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Not my fault your family trees are fucked up
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
fucked up? rude
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he’s kinda right tho
being related to karai is weird af
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yknow wats weird af?
having an evil karai
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well we cant both be right, now can we?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I’m the admin so I say being related to karai is weirder than having an evil karai
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdjashd i thought ur sis was a good guy now?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
pffft oh heeeeck no
she's still a criminal
we over here support women's rights and women's wrongs
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
omg
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
get off discord
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
alr alr
[Message #general]
magnus-rushes-in
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
@✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ok dude fess up what’s going on
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
um,,,
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you don’t have to get involved, kid
just want to talk w the old man
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ya but like,,, yknow
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
he can mute or kick me for all i care
i just want answers
and at this point i know for a fact he’s too attached to the rest of you to leave
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh! ok
um gl ig?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
thanks, kid
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
This is new
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
so what happened
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you’ve been quiet lately
it’s like you’re back to your old bitter self when you first met us
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Can’t a guy be old and bitter in peace?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
michelangelo
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Pulling out the full first name, eh
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
got a problem with that?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
hm, no
It’s a bit odd though you gotta admit
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
mike, tell me what happened
you’re obviously bothered by it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I’m not bothered
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
my mike said you were quiet during uno
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Oh ffs
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you’ve also muted ppl for less so you actually want to talk about it, don’t you
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hm
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
@✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
It’s really ironic you’re the one pestering me about this
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
why would it ironic
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
...
Okay, all I’m gonna say is that
It’s just a coincidence that Team Cope is observing a death anniversary
Because I am too, okay?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
but you only found out today
you’ve been in a funk for a while
was it recent?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hah, no
Far from it
I’ve never had the time to observe
Today will be the first time I get to
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
is it raphael?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
WHAT
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i see you were lurking
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
raph was curious,,,
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What makes you say that?
Replying to message by:
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
why else would it be ironic?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i can’t imagine much else would be as ironic as a turtle asking about his alternate counterpart’s death without realizing it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hm
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
youre not denying it...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Feel like it’d be a disservice if I lie about it
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
so it’s true
your brother kicked the bucket
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
im sorry for your loss
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Thank you
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
how long has it been?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Decades
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😰
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
how did he go?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
does it have anything to do with the “rushing in speech” you gave us a while back
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
How the hell do you remember that
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
stuck with me
aso gave me a clue that you were a michelangelo
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hm.
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
so i’m assuming he died in battle?
please tell me that was the case
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
dude
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
What if he died by rushing in without taking out somebody in the process
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
DUDE
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
He took out a couple members of the foot clan
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
sweet
but seriously, how are you feeling?
how are you holding up?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Talk about a tonal whiplash
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
mike
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Fine
idk
I miss him
But I also feel some anger towards him
But not as much as before
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
why would you be mad at him? /nf
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Well, for one thing he had the bright idea to rush a foot camp by himself
So that was always going to go well for him
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
okay, even i wouldn’t do that
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Earlier that night we were ambushed by the foot and thought our father died
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
...maybe i would
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
so he was trying to get revenge?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes
But he ran off and not a few seconds later our father woke up
So I sometimes can’t help but wonder if only he had stayed for a few more seconds
Just a few more
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i get it, then he would probably be alive today
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Like maybe two comic panels worth of seconds
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
...why do your mikeyisms come out at the oddest of times
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Maybe even four...
Regardless, Raphael did what he did
And today is the anniversary of his death
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
before, you talked about a peace treaty between your clan and the foot
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes, karai broke the treaty the second she attacked our father
And so my brother retaliated
A lot of good that did
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
woah there
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I’m the one who had to live with the consequences, kid
Karai killed him and he put her in a coma
So I can be critical of his actions bc he’s a doofus that wanted to take on a camp by himself
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
The Karai Incident™️...
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
The Karai Incident™️...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
The what.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
it was the um
it was when you exploded about karai and afterwards told the leos to kill her son
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Oh, right
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
so is your karai still kicking?
do i need to add someone on my hit list
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
you have a hit list?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you don’t?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
no!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
She’s dead
Her son killed her
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
WHAT
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
oh? then why do you want the leos to kill him
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
He did a lot of damage to us
And he killed her bc of underlying mommy issues
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
mommy issues...
[Message #magnus-rushes-in]
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
RONIN-SAN’S RAPH GOT KILLED BY THEIR KARAI?!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
HULLO?!??
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
Σ┌(。Д。)┐ WHAT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABT SUPPORTING WOMEN'S WRONGS
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
jesus christ kid
@Van Gogh Vroom | Copium i didn’t take you for a gossip
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
it wasnt me @∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Guilty
tbf I didn’t expect Miky to just burst in here
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT’S JUST
LIKE I MEAN ALONG W EVERYTHING ELSE?!?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...what?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
NVM NVM NVM NVM
omgomgomgomg
@✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT RONIN-SAN
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
It's ok I have memes
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ pinned a message to this channel. See all pinned messages.()
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
omg
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Bitch deserved it
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Out of all the things today, I did not expect Ronin-san to make a meme
Especially one like this
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I'm just embracing my dormant inner Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
im so proud
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I learned from the best
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
can you pin all of my future memes then ronin-san
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Don't
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Only if I deem them worthy
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
bet
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Jesus
I think I liked it better before we knew you were Michelangelo
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
This is who I am
Isn't this what you all wanted?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
YES
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no...?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Eurgh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
who's hiroto???
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
the name of his karai's son
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh,,,
WHAT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ASDHIAKSDJASD
The Karai Incident™️...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
The Karai Incident™️...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
The Karai Incident™️...
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
The Karai Incident™️...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Does everyone really call it that?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yes.
[Message #general]
Chapter 32: no more sleuthin'
Chapter Text
masterchefs
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
@✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium yo dude
“everything else”?
explain
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
uuuuh
no
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i also would like to know
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
@Donatellos SOMEONE MUTE ME
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wow
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
He asked so I obliged
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so since ur here...
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Aaand I’m gone!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aw (╯︵╰,)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
(squints)
suspiciouuuusss
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
maybe we shouldnt push it?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
pick a side dude
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
o(≧口≦)o
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
arent u curioussss???
can’t imagine a world w/o raphy and ronin’s here possibly missing even MORE
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...
i dont want to think about it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oop sry
[Message #masterchefs]
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
u should get out of the studio once in a while
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
can’t. working on commission
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
take a break? u gotta like take a breather from it
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
why
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
idk what if u breath in too much paint and u start to like
shit paint
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
youre a moron
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aksjdasad the fumes?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
the room’s ventilated
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ok i mean like idk
break from painting for work and relax or smth
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
cope raphs shitting his pants wat
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
now there’s two morons
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
alksdjlas i misread that SHIT PAINT??
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
let him work
he knows his limits
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
thank you
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the artists are ganging up on meeee
join me leeeooon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
im not joining someone that thinks u can shit paint
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it was a jooooke 😭😭😭
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
do not bother me
emergencies only
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i will get you out /threat
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh i see that you are here now cope!mikey
can we continue the convo from earlier now?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
...
🐢💨
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(。_。)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
guess not
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lasjdjasd what convo?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
＞︿＜
i left the oven on
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no you didn’t?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
how would you know i don’t even let you near it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
klasjdas true
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
and then there was one
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no srsly wats this secret mikey convo hub bub abt
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well you answered it yourself
SECRET MIKEY convo
mikeys only
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aw man
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
buuuuut in other news
guess who just made mad bank out of 6 dollars
this guuuuy
and guess who lost his 6 dollars? @TortoiseBoy | Millennials
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
stfu mikey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i TOLD you to cash out brah
aint no way holly was gonna win that last fight
but did you listen? noooo
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
there was a chance you would lose all your money and i was willing to take it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aksdj;alkf
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok what are we talking abt?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
the ufc lmao
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i’ve been thinking about getting into watching ufc
but i think i just prefer pro wrestling
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it’s a fun time
especially WHEN YOU WIN 5 BETS IN A ROW AND DOUBLE YOUR PROFITS AHA
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
how much we talking
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
almost 1.5k babyyyyy
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
out of 6 bucks?!?
oh shit maybe i should start doing sport bets
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
or u lose all ur money like raphy aha
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you’re making it sound like i lost my life savings
it was six bucks
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it was worth that much to me
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
DID YOU JUST SEND ME 50 BUCKS
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
gotta spread the wealth to the less fortunate u.u
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i can afford to lose 6 bucks
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
;asjkdasd
ok idk if he exists in ur world but if u see shaka up?
BET ON HIM
dude’s goated
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
he might be new but he has yet to lose a match
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he is going HAM
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Shaka?
Is he from South Africa?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yep! :o
you have a shaka?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes
Undefeated
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yessss
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Do me a favor, please? Keep an eye on him?
If he goes missing, can you please look for him?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hes someone special to you isnt he
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
He was my best friend
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
was...
so that means?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes
So far it doesn’t seem like any of you have the Death Worm
So there would technically be no reason for Shaka to go missing, but just in case
Please
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
when did he go missing?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
A long time ago
And if you were going to suggest that he may still be alive, trust me he’s not
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you’re making this really difficult to comfort you
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Sorry
But I don’t need the comfort
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
cap
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I don’t
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we wont push but itd be nice if you can talk to us abt it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
...
I’m gonna move channels
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o shit
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
raphie's gonna go
[Message #general]
trauma-dumpster
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I didn’t meet Shaka until after he went missing
We were nabbed by the same people
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ooh lemme guess you guys bonded after escaping together right
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
We didn’t escape together
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
😧😰
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What was that the Neons said a while back?
How their Splinter was stuck in the battle nexus?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
o god why is every other battle nexus so bogus and violent
n for wat
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Well, mine wasn’t the called the battle nexus
i don’t even think it had a name
we just called it the camp
still stuck, though
still forced to fight
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so is he still...there?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No, the camp is no longer operational
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so u escaped and just lost contact
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No
It was impossible to escape
We had tracker chips that were rigged to explode with a press of a button
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
😱😱😱
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yikes
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i’m assuming the matches weren’t just until someone gets incapacitated, is it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
no
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
eugh
even big mama’s battle nexus isn’t as...morbid? fatal?
not saying there were no deaths
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Well, that was my reality
Killed or be killed
If we tried to escape? Dead
If we refused to fight? Dead
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
😧
at least u had shaka?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
At least I had Shaka
I think he was the only one who knew my name
Or cared enough to ask, not that I wanted to give it to anyone else
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
????
what did they call u then?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Monster, creature, turtle, beast, etc.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Turtle Titan
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait holy crap fr?
should i change my pfp??
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Nah, you're good
At least one of us is putting that name to good use
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
...
🙃
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
So yeah
I had Shaka
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
leave it to a mikey to befriend someone in this situation
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
seems in character 😔
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
It helped that he was human
It was only mutant v mutant and human v human
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
until the very end
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WAIT
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I didn’t kill him
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I don’t know if I could have
I don’t know what I would have done
But he made the choice for me
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
he got himself killed?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
for you
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so since there’s 3 of us can we get a battle nexus champs channel now
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dude
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I don’t know if this counts
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
honorary nexus champion
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
your an honorary nexus champion
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
>:C
what abt a role
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
why are u still on abt that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
cmon dont you want a nexus champion role
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what would that accomplish
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
idk clout
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
clout...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I’ll think about it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sweet
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
how long were you there for?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
3 years
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
3 yrs,,,
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
why didn't your family save you
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
now hold on they tried their best
right?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No one knew I was there
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what...?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I was alone when I was captured
No one knew where I was
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yikes
that meant you were missing for 3 yrs
cant even imagine how the search affected them for that long
[Message #trauma-dumpster]
trauma-dumpster
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Ronin, they did looked for you, right?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
woah there! how did you come to the conclusion that they didnt?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I don’t want to talk about this, anymore
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait no shot??!
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Did you guys have a fallout? Did you run away
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No, nothing like that.
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Right
Even if you did argue, they would still search for you
They should have searched for you
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Don’t look for a deeper meaning
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I just don’t see how your family wouldn’t look for you
Not even your leo?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
what, you saying only his leo would look for him?
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
That’s not what I meant
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
well it sure sounds like it
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Guys, not now
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you know what i think?
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
What do you think, raph?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i think you’re right
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
...You do?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
ya
his family would have looked for him
especially for someone as stubborn as a leo
but what if he couldn’t
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what do you mean by that
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Because he was dead
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I should really stop talking about myself
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
WAI TNO COME BACK
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...you didnt even deny it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I’m not going to deny it if you ask me directly
I can’t do that to him
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
nonono this cant be happening
you lost both your raph and leo?!?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I’m really tired
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dude u cant just dip after dropping that bomb
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Watch me
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Before you go, can I ask how he passed?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What’s it to you
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I don’t have an answer to that i don’t think
At least one that you want to hear
I just want to know, ig
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i mean, wouldn’t be the first time i heard abt how another version of me died
funnily enough both times were of alternate future versions
and this one is also from the future?
wow leos dont really do well in the future, huh
omg
oh god jesus
oh god jesus fuck
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Sorry, didn’t mean to put you through a crisis
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
nah im good?
it aint the future yet
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
That is one way to look at it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
n im curious too ngl
i would want to know how another version of me died as morbid as it may sound
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
You have literally told me it makes you anxious that you’ll go out the same ways as our alternate future selves
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
keeps me on my toes and alert
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
take me for example
like if i see a bunch of karai bots now, i’d know to run the other way 👍
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Mikey, please.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asdjhkasd
is ronin still here?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
maybe we shouldnt press him?
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Probably
Apologies
[Message #trauma-dumpster]
trauma-dumpster
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok rn i dont even care abt the story i just wanna make sure hes ok
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ronin-san, please talk to us
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
woah cope mikey back w full spelling and everything
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
should we ping him? (ronin that is)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
thats gonna scare him
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ajlshdasd
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I’m just thinking
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
he lives!
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
kid
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dude
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
leo! (•ˋ _ ˊ•)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya ok prob poor choice of words for the convo
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
ya think?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
he’s here...?*
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
better
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Never left
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what are you thinking abt
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
How to proceed
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
My Leo and Casey were killed by Stockman's mousers
He detonated them and leveled an entire city block
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
casey too?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
In the same explosion
Thought I lost April too
But no, she survived
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i’m sorry for your loss, mr. ronin
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Don’t be, you have nothing to apologize for
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
still...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You weren’t there
I wasn’t there
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
hey..don’t think like that
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
You said they died in an explosion, right?
One that was a block big
There was nothing you could have done
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I know me being there wouldn’t have changed things
But sometimes I can’t help but wonder
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
odds are you would have died with them
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yeah, probably
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
man caseys suck at surviving in the future
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
;koasj;dklasd????
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
dude
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
like even in my mutagen bomb dream he died
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
cant believe u killed him off in ur dream lmao
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
not like i did it on purpose
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
you think the neons’ casey also died?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
casey said only future leo and future me were the last surviving members of the resistance before future me sent him back in time apparently
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
wtf are you guys doing
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ah so it’s 0-4 for casey sr. surviving an dystopian/apocalypse scenario
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wonder how long thr neon’s casey lasted
the*
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
leon?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dude cj is preparing to go on a trip im not gonna ask him when his mom died
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh? wheres he going
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
traveling the world
gonna enjoy the wonders of earth to make up for his time in the apocalypse
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aw good for him!
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Hey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😶
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
😶
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
😶
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
😶
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
That was a highly inappropriate change of conversation
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
It did get a chuckle out of me, I have to admit
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
right, bc of course it did
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
It was so abrupt I couldn't help it
I guess Mikeys just know how to make each other feel better
And Leon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
woo
but srsly? sry for ur loss (i know u dont like it but idk what else to say)
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yeah
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asljdasd “yeah”
wbu cope!mikey usually youd have a meme about this
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i dont think i can meme myself out of this one, boys
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Please do not post memes in the trauma dumpster
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I got one
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Oh no
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Me:
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ASKDASJD
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
omg
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
oh geez...
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i dont get it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
jalshdalsd wdym u dont get it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
who is that?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
batman????
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
OH YEAH COPES DONT HAVE BATMAN
L
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh u mean wingnut
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i keep forgetting thats their name for batman
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ok yea that’s funny
v morbid but ig thats just how we roll now
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
all thanks to you
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
all thanks to me! 😋
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
but its not even accurate
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
It was until I reunited w/ April
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WHAT
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(。_。)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
IS THIS WHAT YOU MEANT BY “ALONG W EVERYTHING ELSE”?!?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Oh right only the copes knew
teehee
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aslkdas
teehee
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
DUDES
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
this is not a teehee moment
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
guess we’re speedrunning this
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Guess we are
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(puts head in hands)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
all aboard the trauma train choo choo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
I WANT OFF THIS TRAIN
[Message #trauma-dumpster]
Notes:
ty axo for the star trek edit. it was too hilarious to pass up. like i just couldn't NOT put it in the fic y'know?
Chapter 33: A New Challenger Approaches
Notes:
got arcs and names for said arcs now!!
guys guess where i've been
jk just read the chapter it'll explain my whereabouts
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
moderators
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
So. Ronin
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Me.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Your Donatello really dead?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yep.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Drat.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
bruh
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hm
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Right. My condolences.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Were you lurking?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Of course.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Why didn’t you join us?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
The conversation devolved into a feelings fest after the Batman meme. More people kept joining, wishing their condolences, which delved into talks about family and loss.
And then you caught everyone up to how the rest of your family died.
I know when I am ill-equipped to handle such a conversation.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Are you okay, kid?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I am fine.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Right.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Shouldn't I be asking you that?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I got better?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Right.
When did Team Cope find out about your Splinter and Donatello?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
When the personal channel was made.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Of course. My dearest papa acted off for quite some time after that.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You mean the conversation you tried to get him to translate
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Yes.
He kept staring at me with this forlorn look in his eyes when he thinks I don’t see him.
How did the conversation lead to that topic?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Well we didn’t go up to him and directly asked, “Hey, is your family dead? You said this thing a while back which led us to believe two of your family members have perished.”
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I mean. You could have?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Could have.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
We talked about our fathers
The similarities and differences
Mostly about the differences
How those differences led to his death
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
And then all of that somehow leading to The Copes finding out you’re Michelangelo?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You can blame that one on your father, actually
Also kind of you? Because you told him
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I see.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
So I’m assuming he kept his word and didn’t tell you?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Yes. But it was just so obvious with the way he conducted himself that he knew something.
After a few days of looking at me from a distance, he started praising me for almost every little thing I did.
Which I had to admit was nice, albeit sometimes awkward.
Whenever I asked him about his behavior he either changed the subject, ignored my questioning, or gave me a treat.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
A treat?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Like a cupcake. Or uranium.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
He gave you. Uranium
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
As a treat.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
And you exploited that, didn’t you
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Mayhaps.
Although I did get more confectionaries rather than what I truly desired.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
lol
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Where did he even--
nvm
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
It’s not everyday you hear about an alternate version of you being the cause of death of his son. Even though it wasn’t really him and it really wasn’t you, maybe still he felt the guilt. Or maybe he just wanted to be affectionate.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Because of the guilt
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Yeah, it was probably because of the guilt
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Possibly.
Ronin, I truly am sorry for your losses. At least now I have an answer to why your Donatello isn’t here. It would have been nice to talk to him.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
He would have liked that
For what it’s worth, I wish he was here, too
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Of course.
[Message #moderators]
general
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so like anyone wonder where cope!mikeys been
like u know its weird when their raph is on more than their mikey
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
What am I, chopped liver?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
im just saying he’s like been on daily since the server was made and for the last few weeks hes been gone
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
did ronin’s whole thing upset him that much?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
That? No, he’s over it
Well, not over it but that’s not why he’s not been on
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ive been summoned?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
he lives
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
hi!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hi raph-tan!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
where u been
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
gamin
got two hit combo’d w back to back releases
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what games :0
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
remnant 2 and palia!!
got them on ur world?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
we have remnant 2
we decided not to get it bc the max party size is 3
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
and since its a coop game id rather not be a londer lol
loner*
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
we just split into two sessions
plus u can co op w randos
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
o ~ o randoms
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dont like randoms?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
>-<
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
did u play the first 1?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
no
do u need to?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no not rly
theres references to previous player characters but theres a new story!
also just asking bc it has the same comms as 1
no text or vc
just a ping system
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
that must be difficult
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i mean sum puzzles r quite difficult w/o comms ye
but u just rly need to ping where the bad guys are and when to rest up at checkpoints
but u should try it!
a lot of ppl are playing remnant 2 w/o playing 1!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
it came out of nowhere
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdkjalds no kidding
i dont think ive ever heard like anyone even talk abt the first game?
which makes its current popularity even more wild
brb
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
cope mikey is rly selling it to me 🤔
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
It is quite fun
And you can even play solo
Most bosses are balanced for co-op though
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
raph would feel bad if he can’t play with all of his brothers
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Honestly, it’s a pretty short game
You can reroll the campaign + adventure modes many times and not lose character progress
It’s procedurally generated so you get different events even if it’s on the same map, meaning you can have new experiences
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oooh
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Plus one of the archetypes lets you have a dog companion
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
raph wants a dog
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so we getting it?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
maybe
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what are we getting?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
remnant 2
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ah not for me
souls-like games are just asking for me to rage
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
skill issue
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
>:C
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
how difficult does it get
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
...Very
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You get used to it, though
Raph, Leo and I are on our third Apocalypse run but we’re getting burnt out so progress’s been slow
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wait what happened to cope!mikey
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
he got his fangs on another game
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ok back!
ye i got into palia
had to chop down a flow tree and there were palium ores around
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i have no idea wat u r talking abt
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
its a new cozy game!!
open beta’s open so if u have it u should check it out
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
cozy game? 👀
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
like a mix of stardew valley and animal crossing?
it’s an mmo too!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
rip harvest moon
to be the progenitor but less talked abt
usurped by the young
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
rip harvest moon in general
story of seasons is where its at now
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it lives on in my heart 💔
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ay we have it!
brb gonna play that instead
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh cool now we can get a full squad for our remnant grind
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
D:
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
take ur pick raph u cant play both askjdadas
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😔
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
How’s Palia, Mikey?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i like it
>:C i got you guys in closed beta and u guys only played for a few hours and went back to remnant
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
We said we’d join you after we unlock the Archon Archetype
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
do it faster
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
we unlocked it yesterday lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
AY I TOLD U TO TELL ME
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Raph
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i wanna unlock archon 😔
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
u need to stop playing palia to do it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😩
raph... 🥺
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you want me to get it on your account, don’t you
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
fine
get off your comp the game saves locally remember
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
🤩
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ask;ljdas;d wats the point of doing it for him??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
imma give him so many mats to make up for it on palia
the furniture set raph wants is expensive af
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ah i see equivalent exchange
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
now we both get what we want but still playing the games that we want askdjasdaf
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i like how these two games are vastly different and yet you two still want progress for both
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
palia’s aesthetically pleasing, what can i say
when remnant came out mikey wouldnt stop talking about palia bc it was its stress test day
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i see who got partnered up w him lmao
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i prioritized remnant 2 over my palia dl didnt i?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
and then he kept complaining when the closed beta came out and he wasnt in it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😩
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
he got in the next day but u had to be there to witness the amt he complained before he got in
and the rest is history
we’ve lost him since then
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
everyones so friendly!!
talking abt the villagers and the players lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
if its like stardew does it have marriage?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i dont think so but theres romance storylines
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😊 raph loves love
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aaaw
ye there’s 9 romance options 4m 4f and 1 robot
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
robot...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
u heard me
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
👀
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hmm dont wanna clog up main chat so perhaps a palia channel?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Sure, why not
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
and yet no nexus champion channel exists yet
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You want a private channel between you, Mike-san and Ronin-san?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ronin nvr got back to me abt that role
[Message #general]
palia-pals
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aaand thats all of the romance routes
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
lol
did u unlock anyone’s route yet?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ye
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
tish?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nah, reth
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i would think tish considering her personality is close to renet
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
you;d think
but his swagless looks and cringefail personality has captivated me
bonus points for him being a chef too!
i knew i had to pursue him first the moment he gave me lettuce soup
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
lettuce soup
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
you’ll get it when u play
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ok :o
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey wtf
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
someone pls play w me klajsd;laf
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i’d play w u U_U
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i know u would Y_Y
but we are separated by the cruel winds of fate 😩
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
omg one of the referral redeems is a plush of two animals hugging each other
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ye!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
raph is gonna send the referral link to his brothers now
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
maybe they’ll play w u
unLIKE MINE 😫
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
DO YOU WANT THE ARCHTYPE OR NOT MIKEY
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yes pls 🤗
[Message #palia-pals]
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yooo anyone up
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
it is 4 am
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
so why are u up
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
insomnia
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ay me too
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
didnt know u had insomnia
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
smth similar!
got a case of the insom-nom-nom-nom-ia
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wat
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
woke up hungry
cant go to bed hungry
so i made pancakes
now im watering my garden in palia
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
at 4 am?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
technically morning so technically breakfast
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
/blows up pancakes w mind
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
my pancakes!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
🥞🤯
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😩
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
go to bed
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no u
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no u
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no u
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no u
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no u
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no u
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Both of you go to bed
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ronin-san jumpscare
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok why are you up
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
One of the kids woke up crying and it was my turn to check
Now I can’t go back to sleep
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
how r the kiddies
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
They’re alive aren’t they
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
those are not the words of comfort that u think they r
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
All of them can walk now
So things are getting interesting
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
are they climbers
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Unfortunately
Don’t have kids, kids
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
our dad wants grandchildren so i cant promise u anything
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
o7 will do!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
akls;djads
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i am a proud of uncle already n i dont see that changing anytime soon lmao
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh ya all ur bros got a kid
some way or another
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya we got metalhead, chompy and chloe
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Doesn’t your Leo insist Chloe’s not his kid?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
she is
he’s just in denial
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u dont count ick as ur kid?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nah shes my friend!
friend shaped and friend flavored thru n thru
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I forgot your cat is an ice cream mutant
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😋
idk nvr thought abt being a parent
not for me ig!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
being the fun uncle is hard work already
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
exaaaactly
they might even get more in the future too i gotta work on being the funnest uncle ever to fun uncle
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
More...what?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
kids!
raphmona been thinking abt kids
and capritello is working on their careers rn but maybe someday
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i cant believe w ur full chest out you call them by their couple names
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh before i forget!!
ronin-san, nee-san is married to a woman and not thinking abt having kids so no hiroto! 😜
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
but enuf abt my future possible niblings
i wanna talk abt ronin-san’s niblings!!!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What about them?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
how have they been?
not just living but like how their doing
their milestones!
cute stories? been a while since you updated us
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya like whos ur fav
dw we wont tell 🤫
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
sgshsj
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh he’s typing
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh he’s really typing
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
strap in ig
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i await with pancaked breath
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ASLDJAFALK:G
[Typing: Ok you asked for it. First off, I don’t have a favorite, don’t you ever suggest that ever again. Second, as much as they give me heart palpitations from their baby shenanigans, I can’t stop taking daily pictures of them. I told you they all can walk now but did I tell you who walked second? Like Moja just one day saw her brother walking and she just stood up and followed him! Is it healthy for babies to be that competitive with one another? Yi followed next and Odyn was last. But Odyn started climbing first. He didn’t get very far thank god but then Uno saw him climb and decided he was going to be Tarzan and got on top of bookshelves! Bookshelves! And then when he realizes he can’t get down by himself he starts mewing to get our attention. This has happened at least once a week now. And the other day ]
general
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i like how the first thing i see is ronin gushing abt his niblings for 2 hours at 4 in the morning
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i would gush abt my kids but i would need more than 2 hours
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
you got kids?!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
proud cat dad of 23
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh shshsjs
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i thought u just ran a tnr thing
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
idk maybe its my charm or im made out of catnip or smth but they keep coming back
the regulars have amounted to 23 (possibly and counting at the end there?)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh ur splinter must love that
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he ha has come to terms w it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i like how b/w all 13 of us, our children combined adds up to 23 cats, 2 robot sons, one human, one alien turtle and four mutant turtles
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
thats just how the cookie crumbles
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
unless ronin finds more
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
u live in a dystopian future theres bound to be an orphan or two that ur old man heart cant bear to leave alone and has to adopt
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I already have more than enough for one turtle to handle
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
not even if they’re super adorable
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u already have four might as well yknow
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I mean
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
fhdjsjsj
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No she’s not a kid kid
We got a new kitten
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
!!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yes!!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
im the only catless mikey…
(looks at hands)
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Moja found her and I can’t say no
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
damn they already have u around their finger huh
i get it tho
shadow gives me a look and all of her wishes is my command u-u
LetMeRest just landed.()
mindgoblin joined the party. ()
A wild GojoSupremacy ツ appeared.()
Everyone welcome Michael Angelo!()
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
omg
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
their like beetlejuice
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
speak of them thrice and they shall appear
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dhdjsj when did we talk abt kids thrice
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
shhh
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
How do you know they’re kids?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it’s the vibe im getting
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
askldjad imagine their actually older than u
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
nah someone older than me wouldnt have gojo as their pfp
at least anyone respectable
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ask;jdasd savage
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
wow rude
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
THEYRE A DONNIE
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what a twist!
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
i do not remember joining this server
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
welcome to the server anyways?
we all got teleported here just like you
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
tp’d? what is this the backrooms
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
THE BACKROOMS NKASFDAF
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I have not heard that in a hot second
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no backrooms in the future mr. ronin?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Not anymore
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
future?
wat r u a conspiracy group
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
believe it or not but that is not the weirdest part abt this server
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
???
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
ig we start from the top?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hold onto ur shell
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
you can’t say that >:c
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
what
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
look i know we’re mutant turtles but you can’t just say that to us
it’s 2023 cmon man
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i don’t
wat
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
like it’s not cool
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya go check pin
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
is this a hazing or smth? bc i’m not interested
and if this is just a weird way to bully us, i can and will find where you live and you can say everything to my face
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
CHECK THE FUCKING PIN
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
you need to chill
i’ll do it after class
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
CLASS?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Class?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
class???
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
class??
[Message #general]
Notes:
From the next chapter going forward, there will be Mutant Mayhem spoilers!! You have been warned.
Chapter 34: Play-Doh looking Rugrats
Chapter Text
general
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@GojoSupremacy ツ
@GojoSupremacy ツ
@GojoSupremacy ツ
ay dios he rly meant wat he said right
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
that he is in class?
ig???
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
you guys think theyre in a world where mutants are common, that its like zootopia lvl of anthro, or they got like disguises on
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
cant be the second one bc he called himself a mutant
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
v true!!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@GojoSupremacy ツ
@GojoSupremacy ツ
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
leo stop spamming him he’s not gonna come back any faster if you do
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i need to knooowwww
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
so where are these rugrats i’ve been told is now on the server?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
in class apparently
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
class?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
thats what we said!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
raph i literally just told u they had classes
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you did? guess on instinct i ignored half of your texts
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oi
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Do we have information on what grade they’re in? High School? Middle School?
Maybe College?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
elementary
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
What.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ak;ldjasda im joshing
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
if theyre in college i’ll eat my shorts
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Don’t do that
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
╰(艹皿艹 )
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
what do u think will happen if i ping the others?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Don’t
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@LetMeRest @mindgoblin @Michael Angelo
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
while we wait wanna guess whos’ who?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
unless its an inside joke or smth of some kind, their mikey’s probably michael angelo
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
mind goblin tho...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
v me core
”let me rest” sounds like smth the eldest would say
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok ya w/ you kids in the mix it makes it all up in the air huh
if their leo is fun or not
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Would a Raph have their username as “mind goblin”?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
maybe...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@LetMeRest @mindgoblin @Michael Angelo
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Stop pinging them
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
how abt giving them a team name so i can ping them faster?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
cope mikeys not here
if we name them w/o him we’ll never hear the end of it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
alsk;jdasd
i know u mean give them a team name but the way u phrased it makes it sound like u meant naming them like pets
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i know what i said
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@LetMeRest @mindgoblin @Michael Angelo
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I will mute you
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so wat u expect me to just wait?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
boooo
mindgoblin ()
alr who kept pinging me in class
almost got my phone confiscated
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dasdakjfasda
t’is i, leo
mindgoblin ()
leo? why tf did u change ur name to neon leon?
stop trying to make it happen no one’s gonna call u leon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...
mindgoblin ()
cringey af name
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oi
mindgoblin ()
“hey look at me guys, i’m LeOn ArDo”
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ay that’s a raph alr
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
classic leo v raph strikes again
mindgoblin ()
dont act like u know us
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
more than you’d think ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
mindgoblin ()
tf does that mean
whys my name red now
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
huhu (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)
mindgoblin ()
wait ur other user is here too leo y do u have two accounts?
wdym “a raph”
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
just check the pins
Michael Angelo ()
hello?
when did i join this server?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hello!!
i’m mikey!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
me too!
Michael Angelo ()
wait wat
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
psst mr. slonk
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
mr. slonk...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
introduce yourself!!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hi
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
with your name!! ╰（‵□′）╯
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I’m Michelangelo
Michael Angelo ()
what is this a michelangelo server
bc that’d be dope
wait but my brothers are here too
🤔
LetMeRest ()
hey
donnie said i needed to get on this server?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
new leo!!!
LetMeRest ()
hi...?
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
i can’t believe this is real
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
believe it
LetMeRest ()
what’s going on?
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
they’re us!! from alternate dimensions!!
LetMeRest ()
????
Michael Angelo ()
wait rly??
mindgoblin ()
is this a bit?
you guys mikey’s improv buddies?
Michael Angelo ()
ay they aint mine
mindgoblin ()
donnie? these ur nerds?
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
rude
but no
check the pins for pictures!!
mindgoblin ()
i did
photoshop?
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
lol ain’t no way
this server’s been live for months!!
no one knew abt us back then
Michael Angelo ()
!!!
mindgoblin ()
i cant believe this
why are you guys so....
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
so what?
awesome?
roguishly handsome?
mindgoblin ()
old
LetMeRest ()
raph! don’t be rude
mindgoblin ()
wat? they are
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
....
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
fhsjsjshsh
look how the turn tables
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Hello! 👋
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
hey!
Michael Angelo ()
hihi
mindgoblin ()
👋
LetMeRest ()
hi! are you a leo too?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
what did the blue username give it away
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I am!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aah mill!leo spotted
is there a blue moon tonight
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I wanted to welcome the new turtles
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aaaw
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol this might be new for u miguel but he’s actually quite active in the leo chat
they both are
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
w(ﾟДﾟ)w
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Betrayal
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
a;lskjdasdas
mindgoblin ()
i have a qn
for leo
LetMeRest ()
me?
mindgoblin ()
no the one not my brother
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yes?
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Yes?
mindgoblin ()
the one that doesn’t call himself neon leon on purpose
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wow rude
mindgoblin ()
wats w the name
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
....
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
guess lol
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Michael Angelo ()
👀
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
👀
LetMeRest ()
aint no way...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
believe it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
it’s ok dude we can deny it together
LetMeRest ()
you too???
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
nah
but i’m scared
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
im coming for ya leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
pls dont
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Anyway
I have a question for new raph
mindgoblin ()
uh...go for it?
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
What’s a “mind goblin”?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
shdjsjshSgsRGSHSJ
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
LEO NO
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
What?
mindgoblin ()
mind gobblin’ DEEZ NUTS??
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aaaand he gone
mindgoblin ()
HA! gottem
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we lost one, boys 😫😩
LetMeRest ()
that was the first person who fell for that lol
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
look at him he’s so proud of himself
mindgoblin ()
stfu dont ruin this moment for me
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
oh, so that’s what that meant
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asldkjadas raph???
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
hey i might not have known what it meant but i knew better than to ask
mindgoblin ()
tortoise boy???
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
long story
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
not that long
made my donny disable nickname changes and had him change raph’s username to what it is
Michael Angelo ()
aasdl.kajsda
LetMeRest ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
owo what’s this?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
don’t do that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
too bad
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
（Φ ω Φ）
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
（Φ ω Φ）
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
（Φ ω Φ）
Michael Angelo ()
（Φ ω Φ）
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
their multiplying....
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait we should do this one so slonk-san joins us frsr
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ooh you right you right
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
Michael Angelo ()
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
yes!!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
;laksjdasd
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
ok what does slonk mean
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nomnom greedily
Michael Angelo ()
what like vore
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
damn mikey-chi same brain
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
stfu u didnt even kno what it meant when u said it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wwww
Michael Angelo ()
m-mikey-chi?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
new turtles, new honorifics
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
so does that make me donnie-chi?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya!
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
cool
mindgoblin ()
no it’s not
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
ya it is
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i cant believe theres another mikey now!
i mean yes hi to the others too
but another mikey!!!
5 whole mikeys
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
oh god
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
now we got
• biggest mike (slonk-san)
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Biggest Mike...
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i am not calling him biggest mike
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he calls ronin big mike
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aaaw 🥺
too bad, my nicknames
•big mike (mikey-san)
•regular mikey (me)
•little mikey (mikey-tan)
•littlest mikey (mikey-chi)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aint no way you called urself regular mikey
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
little mikey??! ╰（‵□′）╯
Michael Angelo ()
aw cmon man
now thats just goofy
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
shoulda been mutated sooner 😔
Michael Angelo ()
ya but at least we’re not old
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😫 agh u got me
how does it feel leon
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
how does wat feel
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
to be part of the oldies
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i’m not old trust
Michael Angelo ()
that’s what an old person would say
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
www
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You kids are over there acting like 20’s is old
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
mindgoblin ()
wait how old is the oldest mikey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
52
mindgoblin ()
damn
that’s old
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Thanks.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
peepaw age looking ass
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
old af
Michael Angelo ()
a grandpa
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
a grunkle actually
but at this point he might as well be a grandpa to them
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya same difference tbh
Michael Angelo ()
wait fr?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
he got some grandniblings!
he claims theyre cute but he wont send us any of their pictures
LetMeRest ()
are they...also turtles?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mhm!
Michael Angelo ()
!!!
i wanna see baby turtles
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Nah
Michael Angelo ()
if we send our baby pictures can we see theirs
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What kind of exchange is that
LetMeRest ()
is that wise?
mindgoblin ()
wat are they gonna do
doxx us in their universe?
Michael Angelo ()
ya leo chill
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ugh another stick in the mud leo
LetMeRest ()
what...?
Michael Angelo ()
we scanned our polaroids recently
lemme find it
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
Michael Angelo ()
aw cmon donnie
GojoSupremacy ツ ()
too slow
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
LASKJDA:SDASD
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
WHY DOES THE BABY TURTLE HAVE GLASSES
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omg you guys look so squishable
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you kids look like playdoh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
playdoh...
playdoh looking rugrats™
thoughts, everyone?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sure why not lol
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
w/e
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
sure!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
Michael Angelo ()
wait thoughts on what
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
@Donatellos
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Are you sure?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya lock it in, donny-san!
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
lock what in
AY MY NAME
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
team @Play-Doh looking Rugrats™!!
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
idk how to feel abt this
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you don't
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
www
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
why does your splinter have hair
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
rats always have hair??
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i know that you know what i meant
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
teehee
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
well.
he doesn’t anymore
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya i guess raising 4 mutant turtle tots will do that to ya
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Good thing I never had hair to lose in the first place
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ASLDASDASDA
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
A fellow Donatello with glasses, I assume?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
oh ye that me
how’d you know :0
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
why is it that half of the donnies on this server needs glasses
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
donnie actually had 20/20
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
ya when he was a baby he found some glasses in the sewers and started to wear them
which fucked up his eyesight
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
...
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
hey...at least you got a glasses buddy?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You and I are not the same.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
D:
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wait like how small did he started wearing glasses?
how do human glasses fit a baby turtle
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
wdym?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
like ur the size of a teacup
how would u be able to even find glasses that small?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
TEACUP
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
thats...way too small l;kajsdasd
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
kid, were you the size of a teacup as a baby?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
yes?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
omg
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...wasnt everyone?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
like pre mutation?!?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
and then we got mutated and we were around the size of the ones in the photo above
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
(looks at hands)
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I’m going to put a pin in that conversation for a later time.
Greetings, newcomers.
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
hihi
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
hello!
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Are you a polite Leo?
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
i...like to think so?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Then we will get along swimmingly.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bruh
they have a rude raph wat abt him
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You like violence, new Raph?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
always
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Then we will get along, too.
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
nice
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
www
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
question! is biggest mikey the admin?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Yes, he is.
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
a;klsjdasda lesgooooo
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
idk how to feel about this
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
it’ll pass
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
al;sjkdasda
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
another question!
why is everyone here with their brothers except for biggest mikey?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Oh, so we’re actually doing this
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we can change the subject?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No, I mean calling me Biggest Mikey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh lkasdjasd
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i’ll still call u slonk-san, slonk-san
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i feel like i asked smth i shouldn’t have
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hm.
[Message #general]
Chapter 35: Mutant Mayhem
Chapter Text
general
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Just look out for your brothers, okay?
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
oh
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
😱
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
ominous
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I won’t go into details now, but maybe later
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
it took you months to tell us
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
And maybe it’ll take me months to tell them
Or a few weeks, who knows
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
maybe nvr bc it sounds like a bummer
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
a cowabummer
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
a cowabummer
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
a cowabummer
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
a cowabummer
ay man wtf
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
i cannot believe...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
u gotta b faster w those quips mikey-chi
its a lawless land out here
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
/clenches fist
i will prevail
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hold on, guess I forgot to pin a meme
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ pinned a message to this channel. See all pinned messages.()
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
YOU DID NOT JUST PIN THE BATMAN MEME
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ALSKDJADAFASD
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
😧😰
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Like I said, I won’t go into the details
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
lunch is over we gotta get back to class
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
good thing i finished eating before that info drop
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
OH RIGHT LUNCH
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
donnie did you not eat lunch
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i forgor
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
CLASS?!?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
OH YEAH
THAT WAS OUR ORIGINAL CONVO
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
AKSDJASDASD
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE CLASS
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
bc we go to school?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
HOW
WHY
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
bc our existence kinda got exposed and we saved nyc and so now we’re allowed to go to school
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Wild
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aslk;djasd
[Message #general]
general
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
someone just asked why we were named after celebrities and fashion
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hello!! odd question
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
hihi!! ikr
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
i got asked why i got named after the statue!
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
at least yours had smth to do w the renaissance
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
someone thought i was named after leonardo di caprio
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
donatella versace
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
rafaello & co
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
The American education system is in shambles
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
hello fellow donnie!!!
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Hello
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
youre the last one!
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I am
Your school lets you out late
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
oh no we get out at 3!
we all had afterschool activities
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
After school activities?
Don’t overwork yourself otherwise you’ll burn out
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the irony of that coming from a donatello
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Shut
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
if a human can handle the workload of a high school student so can we
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
from what i’ve gathered our stamina strength and endurance is quite high compared to our peers
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I mean even with all of our enhancements due to our mutated DNA, it would still be hard to balance school life and vigilante life
Wait. When would you even have the time?
You don’t patrol, do you?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
no????
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i can’t go on patrol i got a math test tomorrow!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
math test...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
this is wild lol
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
also like everyone kinda knows our face?? like what if the bad guys tell dad we were out
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
or our principal!!
i don’t want to get detention :<
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
detention...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ur priorities are wildin rn
imagine if we just went to school after saving earth from the krang lol
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
did none of you go to school?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
nope!
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
wow
skill issue
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ok look
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Aside from a few individuals, the fact that we exist remains a secret... for the most part
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
your splinter lets you have human friends???
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Uh... yeah??
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
DOES YOURS NOT???
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
not until recently!!
we might not have the pledge of allegiance memorized but we got dad’s anti-human pledge.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ur what.
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
oh so it’s just an us thing
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
should i be concerned????
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
i mean we memorized it for dad’s sake it’s not like we believed it as gospel
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i am..v curious lol
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
are you sure...?
its like... super prejudiced.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
how bad can it be?
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omegosh
the speed of which you typed that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
HELLO?!?!?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ALSDJASLDASDA
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
wow
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LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
pls do not pin that
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
>~<
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
so what anime are you guys into
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
dont you have a math test tomorrow to study for
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
well you can’t expect me to study in a situation like this
besides i gooot it
it’s just calculus
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what do u like watching donnie-chi :0
asides from jjk
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
huhu :3c
well i like jojo and my hero? demon slayer and dbz
ooh and attack on titan!
aside from shonen i like magical girl anime too
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
attack on titan? more like attack on mid
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
raph noooooo
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
nobody better talk shit about aot when i’m around ╰（‵□′）╯
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
he’s right tho?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
😱
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i bet you also thought s2 of promised neverland was good
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
TOKYO GHOUL ROOT A??
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
listen....,,,,
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
>:00000
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
don’t make me mute you too!!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
MOD ABUSE
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Why are you bullying a kid 10 years your junior over his anime preferences?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i can fix him,,,
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
😠
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
thoughts on SAO?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
masterpiece
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i didnt even ask you which season....
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
all of them
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i don’t think i can fix him 😔
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
weeb
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
so?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...
idk how to react to this
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
adasgasdas
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
btw dad says we’re having spaghetti for dinner
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
nice
i love me some spaghett!
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
it better not be the hidden veggie sauce
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
you cant even taste the difference
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
i dont like it when food lies to me
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dk;asjda idk why he isn’t telling u this himself but my leo just said to eat ur veggies
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
tf...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
quick if u guys dont wanna get adopted by leo run away before he gets on!
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
a?S:dasd???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hes gonna mom you guys so hard
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
the momnardo special
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
akljdasdasd momnardo??
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
actually that describes leo perfectly
LetMeRest | Rugrats™ ()
momnardo?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
ya but tiny bc you’re the youngest
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
👀
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
donne whats with those eyes
fuck
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lololol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
honestly big L on your part
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
:C
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wwwww
no but srsly if my leo sees you and realize how small you guys are
he’s gonna do what he did w chloe
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
what did he do with chloe?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
irl image of leo when he saw your baby picture
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
oh lol
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
we don’t need another parent
just got like a stepmom
she’ll get mikey to eat his veggies
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😯
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
:0
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
what
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i mean technically...?
but ya they might as well be married
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
who???
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
dad and his gf!!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
whoooo
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
scumbug!
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
YOUR SPLINTER IS WITH SCUMBUG?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
how?!?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
when a rat man and a cockroach person love each other very much...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
COCKROACH?!?
aw fuck naw
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ljkas;dasd
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
do you even have a scumbug?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no but still askdjas;d
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ok fair BUT STILL
HOW
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
wdym how?? they saw each other and then like 3 hours later french kissed in front of us
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
and they say romance is dead
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
omg
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
is your dad not dating scumbug?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no lol
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
in our world scumbug was one of boxman’s lackeys
so not much common ground for them to get together
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ew imagine
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I’d rather not?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
al;sjkhdsa who tf is boxman
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
DO YOU MEAN STOCKMAN
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
do i?
probably
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
HOW DID U FUCK UP HIS NAME
YOU GUYS TALK ABT HIM ABT AS MUCH AS WE TALK ABT OURS
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
is this another one of those instances where the copes have a person that only has a counterpart in the 80’s world
again
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
eh probably
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lolololol
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
But now the Rugrats have Scumbug too so
yay....?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
so scumbug’s a cockroach mutant?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
mhm!
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
ours was more like
a beetle and a spider
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
gross
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yep
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
don’t talk about our stepmom like that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nooooOOOOOoooo
now i can’t get the image of sensei kissing scumbug out of my heaaaaaad
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
MIKEY, NO.
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
GOD MIKEY WHYD YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
IF I HAVE TO SEE IT SO DO YOU
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
who tf is sensei
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
they mean dad/splinter
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
then why tf dont u just call him dad?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
the mills and copes call their dad master splinter or sensei like a couple of weirdos
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we sometimes call him father
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
on special occasions
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
that is. weird!
you guys take the ninja training thing too seriously
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
cmon it’s not that weird
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it kinda is?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
@✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ slonk-san normal or nah
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I used father more often than not outside of the dojo
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
dhdjsksj
see what i tell ya
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
w/e man
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
no but fr here
having a stepmom is fun but unfortunately for us there in their honeymoon phase so we dont even have to imagine being mentally scarred
bc have to witness makeouts and flirting on an almost daily basis
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
rip
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
😔
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
love wins
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdjasdf
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
YOU WHAT MATE @Van Gogh Vroom | Copium
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
...what?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
!?! (Дﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ) ?!!
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
??????
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Oh god he did
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
YOUR ASS IS GRASS, MIKEY
WHY DID YOU TELL THEM ABT THAT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
🐢💨
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
dude what the actual fuck, man
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ad;skljada
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
IT WAS AN HALLUCINATION
I THOUGHT HE WAS MONA
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
mona?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
his gf
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
was it a giant cockroach too
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it was a giant ant
i got twaumatized
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
arent u running
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
both of us are not home ✌️
he gotta find me first
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Great, now I have two images seared into my brain that I need bleach for
Unfortunately one of them is a memory
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
oh cool a gun emoji
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
lol
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
whos this lil guy?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
that’s chompy, cope!raphs son or w/e
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
HE HAS A SON??
why are you guys like serial parents
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
alien turtle son
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
huh?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
staaaahhhhppp
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Spiders aren’t insects, Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
bwuh
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
They’re arachnids!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
At least meme w/ scientific accuracy
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
w/e bug boy
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
how are you so fast with these memes
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
its a talent
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
take me under ur wing
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i’ll think abt it
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
I didn’t know Neon Splinter was into entomology
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdasdfgd donny no
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
What?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
the only thing my dad’s into is chocolate cake and his soaps
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
thats not what he means by being “into bugs”
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Then what does it mean?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
their dating bug people
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
same hat? :0
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hmmm kiiindaa?
he dated her before he knew she was a spider yokai lady
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
who?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
big mama!
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
sounds like a gang leader
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i mean youre not wrong
but not fully correct
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
This is news to me
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
p sure i talked abt big mama before?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
you sure talk abt her a lot leoooo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
she’s not our stepmom
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
suuuureeee
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
raph i know ur lurking help me out here
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
raph’s not getting involved ✌️
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Maybe I wasn’t there?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
maybe?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Who’s Big Mama?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
she’s like the neon’s daimyo except theyre back together!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Oh, I see!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u kinda skipped like 10 years of trauma there bud
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
u wanna explain it in front of the kids
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
no not rly?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
none of that made sense to me + ominous + im scared
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
get lore dumped, ig
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
😔
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
;laksjdasfda
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ya thought abt it and....
idk who stockman is
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
honestly? lucky
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yep
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh so were just moving on? aight
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
pls do
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
hold on lemme ask the others
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
others?? how would they know if you dont know
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ya they said stockman’s their dad
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
WHOMSTVE
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WHO ARE WE TLAKING ABOUT
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
i thought we were talking abt stockman?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
NO I MENA THE KIDS
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ya he mutated a bunch of animals and they consider him their dad
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
HE HAS KIDS?!?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh right his stockman’s a kid lol
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
lol like an actual child?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i mean he’s technically a teen now bc that’s how time works but ya
actual child
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
that’s wild
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Who are these kids?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
well there’s scumbug
mondo gecko
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
AAAAYYYY
r mikey and mondo bffs?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
u know it 😎🤙
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aw yeaaaah son
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i want a mondo gecko
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
skill issue mikey-tan
now that i think abt it the neons social network is like extremely small
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i blame leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ayo mikey tf man
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
youre the face man
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
not my fault my loveable nature is too much for ppl to handle
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
srsly tho no mondo and no LH?
sad
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
at least i have LH lol
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
.·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
LH?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
leatherhead!
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
oh yeah we got leatherhead!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nice!!
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
genghis frog?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
gotta say it’s kinda nice to hear some of our adversaries are on ur side lol
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
another scumbug situation?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
kinda??
anti human, found out we liked humans, almost killed us
so yknow
the usual
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
shsjsjaja
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ray fillet?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya cool dude
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Who the fuck is Ray Fillet
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
d i was doing a bit
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Bad bit
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya bc u ruined it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
;ajkdasd a bit?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
like imagine if i just knew everyone on their roster of mutants lol
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
so...?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nope dont know that one
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
oh cool we got an exclusive
wingnut?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
WINGNUT?!?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol u guys got wingnut instead of batman? lame
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
wdym??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
like you guys just have a wingnut???
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i don’t get why you’re freaking out lol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wingnut is like the cope’s version of batman
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
ya wingnut’s got nothing to do w batman
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ntm wingnut’s real while batman is..yknow.
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
not
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
he was real for a bit
the whole situation was rly mid by the end of it all
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
what
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nvr meet ur heros 😔
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i’d like to think in an alternate wrld a version of us is chilling w the batfam
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
that’d be dope
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
frsr
i wanna push all the buttons in the batmobile
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
there’s bebop and rocksteady
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY ARE SIBLINGS?!
aw man we just got invited to their wedding
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
AHWJAS:D?!?!?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
THEYRE NOT SIBLINGS IN OUR WORLD, MIKEY
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
o ya
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
wait how?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
a lot of our mutants are not related. they just got mutated individually
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
interesting! and hectic
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh frsr
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
when do we get invited to a wedding ┗( T﹏T )┛
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
do u really want to go to a warren stone and hypno wedding
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no but it’d be nice to get invited （＞人＜；）
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ghostbear had a wedding not too long ago
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
_ (´д｀」 ∠)_ see what i mean?
arent we lovable enough to get invited to weddings
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Knowing our record, it would feel more apt that we’d be infiltrating a wedding rather than actually get invited to one.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
＞︿＜
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
i can’t believe you forgot abt superfly
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i was saving him for last
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
oh my b
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aslkdjasld superfly??
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
So instead of becoming a fly himself, Baxter mutated a fly? How ironic
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
LMAO WHAT??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya our stockman became a fly mutant lmao
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
but he was human?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
...ya?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
woah
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
weird
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wdym by weird? :o
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
the ooze dont work on humans lmao
well at least ours dont
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
huh
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
ya the tcri made it to make mutant weapons
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lemme guess
to kill all humans?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
no???? like to kill some humans ya
but in like wars n stuff
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh
aside from trying to make us kill humans the guy who made our ooze made it specifically to turn humans into mutants lmao
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
fhdjjss wild
why would tcri want to kill all humans?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ok according to wingnut, stockman didn’t want to create super weapons
so he ran away w his research and attempted to create a family w the ooze bc he liked animals more than humans
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
woah a good guy stockman?
hold on to that one
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
he got killed by the TCRI
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yikes 😬
whenever stockman’s a good guy he just keeps dying huh shsjsjdhs
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dang tough luck
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Your Stockman created the mutagen?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
pretentious way to call it but ya?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Stockman wasn’t involved with the creation of our
Ooze
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ours neither
he did make the freaky mutation virus tho
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
mutagen virus?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeah uh...long story
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
So you have no human-born mutants?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
not that we know of..?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Huh. Interesting
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Indeed.
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
k guess i just wont know the answer to that ever lol
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
wait were all of your mutants human???
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
like...most of them????
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
We are not human-born mutants, if that’s what you’re wondering
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i was wondering that
so ty for clarifying lol
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
honestly thank god akjsdasdf
like idk just being a mutant turtle is tough
imagine being human and THEN turning into a mutant
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
puts it into perspective how we could have been in a much worse situation y'know???
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
ya no kidding
imagine lol??
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ya good thing us and dad were just animals before, huh?
like imagine the dysphoria!
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
imagine the angst!!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
>.>”
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
<.<”
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
why are u guys making that face
[Message #general]
Chapter 36: The Big Bullying Chapter of 2023
Notes:
if you guys read the mutant mayhem two-shot i did before the movie came out, some of this might sound familiar. that's why there's more of it now.
content warning: mentions of the canon instances of 2012 leorai but it's to dunk on it even happening in the first place. it's funny i prommy
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
anyway u were asking abt the tcri?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
ay sudden change of topic?
that’s kinda sus
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
u want to kno abt tcri or sensei?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
both?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
are you guys talking about TCRI?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
leo-chi!!!
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
do i really have to get used to that nickname
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya lol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hah.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
u disappeared for a bit
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
ya bc i was doing hw
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wild
imagine doing hw
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
well i have school so
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
😔
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
your donny said your tcri killed your stockman?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
superfly’s dad?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so weird to ever think about stockman having kids ;lkajda
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
he had his mousers?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
do they count tho?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hope not
we broke a lot
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
a;ksdjasda
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
we didn’t have a tcri
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
imagine if our krang had a tcri
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh god fasfsdas
they can already make zombies why not add that to their workforce
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
that’s what im saying!
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
what
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i’ve been noticing smth
why’d you spell that w a “y”
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
... "saying"?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
a/sdkjasdasd
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
no. donnie
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that’s just how my donny spells his name
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
it looks weird
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ur weird!
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
alksdjasd it catches me off guard ok? im used to “donnie”
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well i’m used to donny so it looks like we’re both in a pickle
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
can we go back to TCRI?
im working on a project on them
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
chill leo you can impress april later
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
shut
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
school project?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
nono just investigative journalism on our own time
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ooh you doing it w/ april?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
ya we’re looking for info on them
they just upped an disappeared after the whole superfly situation
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
did u try wikipedia?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
they don't have a wikipedia
and according to reddit each time someone tries to make one the page is gone within seconds
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ominous
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
superfly situation?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
ya that’s who we saved nyc from!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asl;kdjasd ya we know you guys keep bringing him up but not rly what he did?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
we didn’t?
superfly wanted to turn every animal into a mutant
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Well that would have been disastrous.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ya no kidding! that’s why we stopped him!
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Imagine how many bugs would get mutated
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
The instant overpopulation and reduction of resources...
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Earth would probably implode on itself considering the number of ants on the planet.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
omg i didnt even think abt that a;ksljdasd
hello again donnie with a y
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Hello?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
you spell your name weird
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
... Thank you?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
asl;kdjasd
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
“ty” he says
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
I do not know how to react in this situation.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdasfasd it’s not like this is the first time it happened
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
To be fair, the others didn’t outright call it weird
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it is weird but i got used to it
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
“Thanks”
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Thanks
(squints)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
teehee
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
guys? TCRI? hello?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
would you believe us if we said aliens
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
wat
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
I KNEW IT
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
you did not
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
i thought it
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
sure you did
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
from what i’ve gathered on this server, basically if they call themselves krang its bad if they call themselves utrom its good
krang usually want destruction and domination blah blah blah
utroms usually want to not do that lol
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
utrom good? lol say that to cynthia
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok you gotta work w me here: whos cynthia
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
cynthia utrom! shes like... ceo? of TCRI
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
or at least someone on the top
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ya frsr executive level
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
anyway she is not good lmao
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
not at all
wait u guys think she’s an alien?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it’s up in the air
copes and i have a mutual dude named bishop and he’s human on our world but an utrom on theirs
their like completely different
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
wow so helpful
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i try
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
so you’re saying even if you tell me info abt your TCRIs it might not carry over to our side?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ye?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
:C
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol sry
even if we’re similar there’s still a lot of differences
like you mentioned ur splinter was a rat before mutation? ours too
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
FINALLY
I WAS WONDERING ABT THAT
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
mikey didn’t you want to know about TCRI too?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
yeah but like
can u imagine dad being human??
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i sure can’t
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
esp w how he raised us
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
o rite the anti-human pledge
that shit’s wild alk;jdasda
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
so were the cope and neon splinters human??
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok now im curious
@✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ye he was
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
wait does that mean you guys have last names???
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
;lakjsdasd we all do?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
THAT MEANS WE HAVE ONE TOO
WHATS OUR LAST NAME
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
it,,,, depends????
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
:?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
like sometimes it’s hamato and sometimes it’s splinterson
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
unless ur me and u use the hyphenated hamato-splinterson
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
omg splinterson like how they're named in vinland saga
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
... like vikings
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
same difference
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lil dude...
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
(joke)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh thank goodness
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
(unless?)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dhsjajsh
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
they didn’t have the right nordic nomenclature in vinland saga anyway
bc it was based off a historical saga
if they followed history history that would make the main character named thorfinn thorson laksjdas
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
omg vinland saga? finally a good take from donnie-chi
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
wdym “finally” >:C
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i know what i said.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait... if your dad is with scumbug, and she’s a stockman... potentially...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
YOU GUYS ARE STOCKMANS LMAOOOO
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
donatello stockman?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
michelangelo stockman 👀
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
raphael stockman
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
...leonardo stockman?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
that sounds off don’t like that
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Who summoned me?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
t’is i 👋
you probably mentioned it before and i have forgotten but was ur splinter a human or rat pre mutation
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Why is this relevant?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
rugrat!splinter was a rat so now the server’s split 50/50
but you can change that
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Rat
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aw man
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lesgoooo!!!!
was he a pet rat to master yoshi?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yep
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
who's master yoshi?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😱😱😱
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
sometimes he's splinter sometimes he's not
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
nani
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
was your splinter ever a pet rat?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
nope, sewer rat thru and thru
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
he had us so young too
he was just in his 20s
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
20s?? as a rat???
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
if he was a rat before mutation howd he live to his 20s lasjkdasda
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
20 weeks
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
a;lksdj;asd
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
so the name hamato yoshi doesn’t ring any bells?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
don’t think so? should it?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Maybe your world is just unique in that instance
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
maybe
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
wait if you kids don’t have a master yoshi how did you even learn ninjutsu
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
martial arts movies and yt tutorials
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You what.
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
i mean that’s what we had
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
movies and youtube...
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hey, same hat!
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
same hat?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
same hat!
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
😀
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
a;lksdjasd
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
congrats on having a non human splinter and learning martial arts thru videos ig lmao
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
it could have been worst
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
imagine if they only learned from a book lmao
like a singular book
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
how would that even work
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
exactly
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
what do we win
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
a sense of accomplishment
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
neat
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait. rugrats and slonk-san
🤝 or 🤗?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
🤗
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dhsjaja
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
huh
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
did u guys hug or shake hands growing up
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
hug????
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
why would we shake hands
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
>:T
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
what did you guys shake hands like you’re at a business meeting or smth
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
listen,,,
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
like let’s say u guys have been separated for months and u see ur brother for the first time in ages and he’s not dead wyd
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
did the millennials shake hands in that situation
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ur not listening 😩
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
y’all weird
first it was donnie w/ a y and now it’s no hugging?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we’re not weird
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
it’s cuz their so old
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oi
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
it is pretty weird
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
et tu, biggest mike??!?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ngl was not expecting ur splinter to be a rat considering you were so involved with the clan @✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
That’s just how it happened
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
clan? 👀
as in... ninja clan?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ye
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
:0000
i wanna be part of a ninja clan
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
skill issue
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
😩
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Nardo, You’re acting like we were involved with our clan from the beginning like Team Cope or our Dearest Admin.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
w/e
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Why are you emphasizing the words like that
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Whatever do you mean?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
YOU CALL YOUR LEO NARDO?!?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
DHDJSJSKSJ
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Yes...?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
like unironically
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
What are you getting at, here?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
@TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ the cooler leo lets his donnie call him nardo why can’t you
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
ya leo why can’t u be cool too huh fhdjsjsj
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
nardo dhdjsjsj
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
squints
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...wats wrong w nardo?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
NARDS
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
NARDS
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
NARDS
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
dhdjsksjs
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
guys...
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
youd probably let april call you nardo
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
honestly he’d probably let her call him anything
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
ya probs
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
guys not rn pls
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wats that supposed to mean
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wats this?
sniff sniff
smells familiar
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
don’t sniff me
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...no
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yes
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
it cant be
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i think it is
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ dude say it isnt so
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
lol
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
lol
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
a turtle w a crush on april spotted!!!
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
...
no comment
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
it’s true tho
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
FUUUUU
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
he’s blushing!!
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
aw look at him
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
i hate it here
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aaawwwwww thats adorable
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
you dont have to live w him
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
trust me
i know ur pain of living w a brother that is crushing on april
no matter how ur leo acted around ur april our donnie did it worst
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
ALSJDASDa
bet 🤝
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
🤝
like once he called her his “chinchilla princess” not to her face ofc but we had to hear it and 😬
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
aklsdhjas ew
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
yooo that’s so cringe tf
you’re right tho that is worse than our leo
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
😑
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
our leo just called her “the beautiful and charming human woman” before he knew her name lol
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
and then after that he called her mouth “incredibly formed and beautiful”
her mouth
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
stop.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i need brain bleach
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
same hat
our donnie called her “the most beautiful girl [hes] ever seen” when she was in fact, the first girl we ever saw period
told ya w/e ur leo did our donnie topped it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
and yet somehow he got the girl
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it is truly a mystery how he pulled it off
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
what’s that supposed to mean 😧
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
just so you all know, i am not having a good time
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i am also not having a good time
can u guys stop talking abt ur brothers crushing on an alternate version of my sister
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
sisTER?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
sister?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
SISTER??
IS APRIL OUR SISTER
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ASKDJAD NO
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
oh thank god
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
someone ban me now
kick me from chat
take me out
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
like out on a date or w a sniper?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
a sniper
cease and desist my existence on this server
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
oh you’re a leo fr
so dramatic
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Hey :(
Who changed my name
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
lol
me :>
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
...
At least it’s better than “heightless leader”
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aw but that was a good one
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hey rugrats do me a solid and get ur casey to date april asap
also prevent a polycule from happening b/w them and ur brother
k thx bye
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
now youre ok w them together?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
as long as NO version of me get together w april im good
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
g thx for the vote of confidence
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u do not understand how much i am rooting against u rn
at least tell me u arent straight
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
ur not??
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh no
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
do you see the colors on his pfp?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
i mean sometimes ppl just like rainbows?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oh god u are straight
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ajshdasd why are u bullying him for being straight
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
rugrats have the worst timeline confirmed
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
i mean idk???
like i never thought abt it before
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
there’s still hope 🙏
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Stop being weird
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
just bc i’m gay doesn’t make me weird god 🙄
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You know that’s not what I meant
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
do i tho?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
wait ur donnie has enough rizz to have multiple partners?
ours could never lol
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ay fuck you too raph
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
if anyones wondering im going to dig a hole to die in now
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ok have fun leo
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wwww
dont freak out but d’s other partner is casey lol
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
CASEY??
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
WOAH
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
🤯
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
who’s casey
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
as;djasdas
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that’s the saddest thing a raph can say man 😩😩😩
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
wat
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
frrrrr
raph x casey brotp 4ever 😩
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
tf?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
u havent met ur bestie yet duuude 😞
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
u cant separate them its illegal
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ong
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i want a bestie
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
you should try hanging out w ur casey more!
raphs and caseys bond quick
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
she’s more april’s friend
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
👀
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
JUST FRIENDS
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sure they are
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
imagine if april was our sister tho
that'd be wild and hilarious lmao
bc we all know we'd never let leo live that down
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
speaking of sisters
wanna kno smth weird
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wat a cryptic thing to say
i am morbidly curious and afraid @ the same time??
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey, I thought we agreed to never bring this up
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
🙂
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
It’s your funeral
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the opportunity is right here
what’s the worse he can do? give me more katas to do?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
should i be scared?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
probably
my heartrate increases everytime cope!mikey info dumps smth abt his world
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
✨𝓁𝑒𝑜 𝓊𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝒸𝓇𝓊𝓈𝒽 𝑜𝓃 𝓀𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒾✨
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
U WHAT
BRUH THATS MY GRAM GRAM
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
!?! (Дﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ) ?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wat lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
UM!!
(。_。)
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Gross.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Please tell me you are kidding
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nope!
it was certainly dark times
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Leo is going to kill you when he reads this
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no he won’t :>
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ISN'T SHE LIKE BLOOD RELATED TO YALL LIKE ACTUALLY
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
wait WHAT
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
tf
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i am FLUMMOXED
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
This is certainly on the list of the things I did not see coming or could have predicted
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
so ur leo basically took the "i can help her/fix her" schtick and took it a step further
good to know
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Raph :/
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
omg?????
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
y is that such a perfect description tho lmaoooo
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Mike >:/
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sry buts its true
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
also i like how this is bringing everyone out at the same time
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
It’s disturbing and/or shocking news to varying degrees.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
@Coping — needs therapy PLEASE SAY SYKE I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
BRO WHYD YOU TAG MY FAM
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I thought you didn’t care?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
OK BUT I THOUGHT I HAD LIKE A FEW HOURS BEFORE LEO CAUGHT UP ON CHAT
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
lol
mikey you do know youre like dead meat right
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh no their here 😱😱😱
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Michelangelo.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
gtg
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Okay, who changed my name to “MediumMomnardo”
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
lol it me
hi!! 👋
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Hello
Why “medium”?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
bc old leo is big momnardo
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Ok fair ig
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Hello 👋
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Hello, Leo-san
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
a;skjdasd hey where am i in this?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
i approve of this message
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I just received news from NASA, and they have informed me that they can see your ego from space.
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
no they cant bc urs is blocking the camera
but also since ur here
cope!leo you have some explaining to do
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Oh right, I have a Michelangelo to catch
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
I WILL HAVE ANSWERS
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you're being v calm abt this, baby fearless
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
baby fearless tf alksdjasdad
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
I'm saving my energy
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
godspeed cope mikey
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
🙏
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
🙏
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Donnie, can you help me?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Sorry, I’m making popcorn to watch this go down
Should I stream this?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
please do
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Let me set it up
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
while theyre doing that
as the only person in my family still here
ig i gotta defend my leo's honor?
yes he did have a crush on karai and from what i understand it was mutual
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
EW EW EW EW
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
but after we all found out karai was master splinter's daughter, the feelings fizzled away
like almost immediately
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
OH THANK TF GOD
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
now she’s just our sister
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
orly?
older or younger
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
older
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait even before it was revealed karai was splinter’s daughter?
werent ur splinter and shredder like brothers?
karai was ur cousin then
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
...
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yeah, i actually have no excuse for that one
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
asl;kdjaksldjas;lkda
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ok ill ask if no one else is going to
who is karai
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
karai?
daughter of the shredder?
member of the foot clan?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i thought she was dad's daughter?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
most of the time she isn’t
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
but somehow she’s the neons’ grandma?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
more like great great x50 or smth ancestor
but we just call her gram gram
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
hah?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
long story
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
yeah none of those words make a lick of sense to me
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
.... ancestor?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
ASLDKJASDAS
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
NO
shredder (like the person)
foot clan
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
really? no shredder?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
that would be the life
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
they did say they didn’t know a hamato yoshi
no master yoshi means no foot clan right?
no offense to the yoshi splinters having turtles out there
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
hopefully
and none taken
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ditto
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
ya that’s the one line connecting turtles to the foot huh lol
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
what kind of clan name is the foot clan lolol
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
The worst kind.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
...oh
sry
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hm.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
anyway... you guys think dad has a secret daughter?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
i think having an older sis would be dope!
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ya!
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
karai wasn't kept secret from us exactly
we just assumed she died
so if he hasn't told you guys abt a dead daughter yet i think your safe from surprise sisters
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
unless you've flushed your dad's pet down the toilet
then worry a lil bit
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
wat
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
?!?!???
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
lol what
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i will not elaborate
[Message #general]
Notes:
edit: ty for pointing out formatting mistakes lmao
Chapter 37: Frère Jacques
Notes:
some parts are taken from the spin off again but it's the last time, promise 🙏
Chapter Text
moderators
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
what is with the two private channels under the category “RONINS TED TALKS”
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Those were channels created by Admin Mike to privately talk to the Neons and Team Cope.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
none for the millennials?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Guess he never had anything to say to us.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
#the-baby-ones lksjhdad
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Well, that was accurate before you four came along
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
#stop-dying-you-fools ?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
They have a very robust adventure catalogue.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
did they actually die?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Mayhaps.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
cool
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Thanks
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Don’t... say thanks to that
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I died twice
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
🤩
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Why are you guys like this?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I ask myself that everyday
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
As my dear brother always says
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You got better?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I got better
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Do I want to know
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Well, you already know about the vampire part
Being undead is kind of like dying?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yeah, I can see that
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
VAMPIRES???
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
The first time was when I got ripped apart at a molecular level
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
wicked
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
How the hell did you recover from that?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I got put back together
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
(Head in hands)
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I have questions.
[Message #moderators]
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i have reflected on my previous actions from yesterday, and have come to deeply regret them. it was a thoughtless, irresponsible thing to do. i was wrong to share the secret my brother had trusted me to keep and am dismayed by my behavior. in the future, i will think about the feelings of others and those that i might hurt before selfishly revealing others’ secrets needlessly for my own entertainment.
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
lajksdhasd
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
did ur leo make you write that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😭
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lol at least youre alive, cope!mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
regular mikey*
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i’m not calling you that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
boooo
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
ya those were the worst beans to ever have been spilled
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the consequences of my actions wasnt that bad
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Oh?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i mean they were arduous and grueling and have reformed me to be a better person/turtle/mutant
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Remember we still have patrols tonight
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aw man
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
YOU
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Me?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
you need to answer some questions
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
I’ll talk in the Leo chat
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
fine
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
there’s a leo chat?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
there’s a private chat for all the brothers!
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
still wild to think you guys patrol like vigilantes
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wild to know that you guys dont
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
i don’t think i can convince them to go even if i wanted to do them
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
maybe if you call them missions it’d be an incentive to do them
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
it doesn’t work
trust me i would know
leo
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
im a different turtle now
but like ya u guys never been on patrol/mission?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
like we used to? for the superfly situation we took down some thugs
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
but we didn’t like. patrol?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
we had targets and dealt with them lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wow that is very different from us
do you guys remember your first fight?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
i got hit in the head w a gas canister!
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i got stabbed!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
huh
im sorry you got what?
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
YOU WHAT
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
ASLJDASDASD WHAT HAPPENED
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
raph
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
raph
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Are you okay?? Did you treat your wounds? Check for injuries afterwards?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ya we aight
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
👌
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
Did you check for internal damage?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
dw nothing important was hit!
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
What about follow ups?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
we’re fine, trust!
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
how the hell did rugrat raph ACCIDENTALLY stab rugrat donnie?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
he rushed into the fight, tripped and his sais ricocheted around the room
one stabbed donnie in the leg and the other pierced a gas canister that hit mikey in the head
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i will tell dad one day
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
don’t you fucking dare
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
>:3c
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
...
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
that...EXPLAINS NOTHING?!?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
im so confused
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
me too mikey-tan
me too
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
it explains everything imo lol
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
You can’t... you can’t stab someone with a sai like that
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
well you clearly can bc i did it
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
No, I mean...
Sai literally can’t do that
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
he's trying to be polite abt it but i'm just gonna say it -cope!leonardo 20̺2̸͉̩̀̋3̸̪̯̂̚
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Crasser than what I would've said but yeah
Sai are blunt
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
theyre what??
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
blunt
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
lol no???
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Yes????
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
well we have one raph here we can ask him
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
they're blunt
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
nuh uh
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
ASKDJASDA
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO STAB THINGS IF SAIS ARENT SHARP
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Well, you definitely aren’t supposed to stab your brother
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
we can ask the other raphs?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
@Raphaels sai blunt? y/n
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
what’s going on?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
rugrat raph stabbed rugrat donnie
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
in the leg
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
kid, why would you do that
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
ACCIDENT
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
also: sai blunt
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
...
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Where did you even find sharp sai
Did you sharpen your sai?!?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
no?? dad gave them to me like that
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
he didnt give u sai raph-chi he gave you daggers wwwwww
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i want to sharpen my sai
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Raph no
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
then i’ll swap them for daggers
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
...I can’t stop you
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
😈
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
maybe you should find rugrat raph real sai before he stabs a brother again
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
do yall read english, mfs???
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
good idea lol
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
hey then maybe he would stop taking my whetstones
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
if u give me blunt sai i’ll just sharpen them
with leo’s whetstones
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
>:(
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
You have to respect your weapons!
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
leo etched words into the guards of his swords
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
LEO-CHI
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
a;ksjdasd cant believe you typed that out w ur full chest
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
AYO DONT U DARE DEFLECT THIS ONTO ME
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
really? what are the words
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
“rules” and “consequences”
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i can’t tell if that’s in character for fearless or not lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait raph-san if you call my leo baby fearless what r u gonna call leo-chi?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
fetus fearless?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wwwww
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
pls do not call me that
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ah crap guys i think i left my hoodie at school
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
rip
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
it belongs to the school now
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
sjld;hasd no it doesn’t
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
you wear clothes? to school?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ofc we do???
we can’t go to school nakey ;alksdjasda
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
like... even shoes?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
yes??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
how??
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
;alksjdasd
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
wdym...how?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
how do ur feet fit into shoes??
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
they just do?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh
so....
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
pls dont ask the rugrats abt their feet
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
u make me sound like a deviant
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
tf???
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
just admit u guys are the weird ones w three toes
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hey what if the new kiddos have 3 toes?? wat then huh
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
we have two toes?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
HAH
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😩
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
why do you have three toes??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
for balance
[Message #general]
masterchefs
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
so i have a problem
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i grew hair
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait how can a turtle grow hair lol
is it possible?
i haven’t grown any
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the only time i grew hair was in my dream
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
congrats?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ok dont celebrate too soon
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
do you not want hair?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...i’m only growing it on the sides
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ha?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
like. imagine a medieval friar （；´д｀）
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
OH NOOOOOO alkdjasdasd
mikey-tan noooooooo
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it feels like peach fuzz now but i think im just gonna start shaving it before anyone notices
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
donut hair
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
youre RIGHT
I GOT DONUT HAIR
AAAAAGH
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
rip wwww
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
cj said future me had hair so like i was expecting it
but not like this
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
got hair and male pattern baldness on the same day?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
why now
why ME
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
did u rly expect w our turtle luck you would get a full head of hair w no drawbacks
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
HOW ELSE DOES HAIR GROW IN
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
don said reptiles can’t grow hair but algae can grow on turtles and it looks like hair
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
omg
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (o˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚
if i send a photo can you guys ask your donnies if it’s algae or hair??!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
u say its like peach fuzz right? would they even be able to see it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
I DONT WANNA ASK MY DONNIE
leo will find out eventually if donnie does aksjdasd
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aw, i’m sure they wouldnt mind your hair
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no im p sure if leo finds out i have hair he will throw a fit
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
even if it looks like that
old man haircut
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hair is hair
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i mean do u have a choice? imagine if it is algae
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
CHANGE YOUR PFP BACK RIGHT NOW, BUSTER
YOU’RE GONNA PUT THE ENERGY OUT THERE AND IT WILL TURN OUT TO REALLY BE ALGAE
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i’ll think abt it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
the bullying was last chapter i can’t believe this is happening to me
wait maybe i can find out if it’s algae if i do a good scrub in the shower
i should contact barry first tho
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
buster ;askjdas
ur turning old already
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
IT’S MANIFESTING
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Careful, kid
You’re starting to sound like me
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mr. slonk nooooo
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
ok was looking for the mikey channel and realized this was it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol welcome
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hey, kid
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
hihi
why is it called masterchefs? are mikeys the only ones interested in the show or smth
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well ye we stream it sometimes
along w other cooking shows
but we also like cooking
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
:0
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
some do the actual cooking better than others
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
mikey-san does his best okay
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
... i was talking about you
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hey 😧
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
orly?
dad does the cooking when we’re not ordering pizza
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i cook just fine tyvm
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
agree to disagree
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
what’s up w/ cope!mikey’s new pfp
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it’s mikey-tan!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
NOoOOoOOoooOO
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
mikey on mikey violence
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it’s a lawless land out here
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
i want to be part of the slonk names
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
!!! yaya
one of us! one of us!
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
what would it even be?
you all got the cool catchphrases and admin!mike’s got the full name
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
full name akl;sdjasd
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
excuse you not all of us had last names
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😔
booyakabunga is still available
booyaslonkbunga
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
no
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
we should do a variation on your current name?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Slonkael Angelo?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
that just looks like a knock off of ur name
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
slonkel angel?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
hmmm no
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
michael slonkgelo?
Michael Angelo | Rugrats™ ()
lakjdasda
THERE IT IS
I LOVE IT
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
thank you 🙏
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
🥳🎉
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
🎉🎉🎉
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
🎉🎉🎉
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
🎉🎉🎉
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
back to the previous topic, u should be more adventurous with ur food experiments mikey-tan
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
youre a little too adventurous
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
hey im making up for lost time
couldnt have the full culinary experience until i was 15
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
you didn’t cook until you were 15?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i didnt cook w real food until i was 15
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait fr? like you didnt get to eat or cook food until you left the sewers??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i mean we had food but not surface food? so ya
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
huh?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
team cope over here never went above the surface before their 15th birthday
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
wait. like never never?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i mean raph snuck up like once or twice when we were younger but never really explored
snuck a peak and stuff
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
wait how did you guys get food?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
we grew our own! lil sewer farm
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
you never said you guys had a garden (´･ω･`)?
ngl thought your splinter did the food scavenging until then lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nah he ate what we ate
it was enough to feed all of us!
i did my best to spice it up but we didn’t have a lot of variety lol :P
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
so were you guys vegetarians before?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no we had protein
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
you... grew protein?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
raised them?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ok what can you even raise in the sewers
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
worms
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
YOU WHAT
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
repeat that for me?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
WORMS?!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ye worms
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
you know what sure why not that’s protein i can live with that
cope!mikey pls tell me you at least ate regular vegetables
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
define “regular”
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
cope!mikey...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
they were green?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
MOSS???
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
NOOOOOO
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
that would be silly
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh thank god
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
we ate algae
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
omg
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
that’s right mikey-tan i ate ur hair
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
lmao wat
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
scroll up a bit to catch up
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
o7
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
KASJDASDASD IT’S NOT ALGAE
wait so you guys ate worms and algae... FOR 15 YEARS?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i mean idk and idr what we ate as babies but yes..?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i’m so sorry you had to go through w that
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
same lmao
also wow rip your hair ig, neon!mikey
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(′д｀ )…彡…彡
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
brother john looking ass
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
idk why u guys are making this a big deal we just ate normal turtle food
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
suddenly your relationship with food makes a lot more sense now
i would probably go ham with food experiments if i only ate worms for that long
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
so i’m guess ya’ll never ate worms?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
no???
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
can’t say that i have lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
you should try it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no thanks??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i recommend bloodworms
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
that doesn’t even sound like smth you should even put near your mouth
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
DO YOU STILL EAT WORMS???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
like we don’t eat them often anymore but sometimes we still have them as a snack
v nostalgic
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omg
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i have just been informed we were fed worms as kids
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ASDKLASJDASD
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
OKAY NOW I HAVE TO CHECK
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
WAIT DO I NEED TO CHECK
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
y'all freaking out over nothing imo
wbu slonk-san you ate worms yet?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I would say no, but I do not remember
Definitely not as a teen or as an adult
But maybe as a child or infant?
I don’t really have a way to confirm that right now
I guess I can send a letter to Master Shinichiro
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wild letter
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yeah, best if I sneak it in in a postscript
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aw was he around when you guys were kiddos
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes
I do remember Master Shinichiro and the others feeding us a lot of cucumbers though
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdasdasf i know that feeling
what do the tots eat
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
mashed foods and kitten milk formula
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lmao what
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
It works
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
my dad says no he didnt make us eat worms
he had to prevent us from eating so many things
which is ironic considering what he used to eat as a regular rat
why are we talking abt milk
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Just talking about what I feed the children
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
oh
wait who’s master shinichiro
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
A village elder
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
what village
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hamato village
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
wait isn’t that some of ur last names? yall got a whole village???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
only slonk-san got a village
wild right?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
a village of other turtles???
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No, that was just me and my brothers
We’re unique like that
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wormshake
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
..wat
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
worm...shake...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
👀
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it even had crickets in them
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what did he just blend it all with ice cream and gave it to you
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
not even ice cream he blended them with frozen milk cubes
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
AGAIN WITH THE MILK
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
;askdjasd mikey-chi?
[Message #masterchefs]
trauma-dumpster
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
so..ya'll ever get milked?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
do i want to kno y ur here
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
bc i got milked 😔
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
[Message #trauma-dumpster]
Chapter 38: got milked?
Chapter Text
trauma-dumpster |
Whatever happens in trauma-dumpster stays in trauma-dumpster. No beefs
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
a;sklasd ty for ur service
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i try 🧡
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
w-what does that even mean
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
so there was this campaign to encourage kids to drink milk
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
no i know abt the got milk campaign
tf does getting milked mean??
we don’t even have nipples to milk
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
shsjskshs
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
yeah youd think thatd be the case right
we got strapped to a milker machine and got our mutagen milked
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(⚆ᗝ⚆)
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
i have no words?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
A milker machine?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
it hurted like a bitch
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
buddy got what now?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
got slurped like a big gulp
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
slonked if u will
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
and that’s all your gonna say abt that?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
shhh it’s rugrats story time
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
wow excuse me
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
your excused
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
(raises hand)
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Don’t.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
(lowers hand)
we also technically got milked
our blood got taken to make more mutagen
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
When I said “don’t” it meant for you to not tell him that.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i wanted to be included
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
squints
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
teehee
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
looks like it’s a milk or be milked world out there 😔
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ong
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
fr
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
pls stop saying milked
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lemme amend it
the meme
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
nice i got a trauma point n got meme’d for it in the trauma dumpster
which is smth that is totally normal to want
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
so proud of u mike-san
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
thank
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
;aksjdas trauma points?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ye for the trauma
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
who’s winning?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
probably biggest mike
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
a;ksdjasd i cant take that name seriously
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
biggest mike biggest trauma
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
you throw the order out of whack “regular” mikey
w/e “regular” trauma is, u don’t have it
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh ye
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
yo is there a party in here or what?
this channel was like empty this morning lmao
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
the channel gets purged daily
and no not a party
your mikey said smth abt getting milked?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
oh yeah that happened
i got milked too but not as much as mikey
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
dude i wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy it was sooo fucking painful
like when your leg falls asleep but 5x as painful and it’s your entire body and all you can think abt is the pain
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
who tf is going around milking turtles
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
someone mentioned her before, right?
cynthia utrom?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
it was me
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
got nabbed by the tcri?
howd it look on the inside
where u at the corporate levels or like secret illegal levels
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
we were at w/e lvl was the milking lvl
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aklsjdasdas
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
what does it matter?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i mean the secret ones r kinda sci fi looking
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
yeah we were probably too busy trying to find our way out to notice
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok but like what abt the utrom lady herself did she seem meat suity to you
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
meat what
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
like hypothetically could you imagine she’s like an actual robot and an alien is inside operating her
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
um
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
what, like a dalek?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya! except more human looking
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what abt how she talked
did she say like “milk the turtles”
or did she say it like [ᴇxᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪᴄᴀʟ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɢᴇɴ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇꜱ]
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
alksjdasd what
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
no?? wtf
she spoke english like normal
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i mean she had a german accent?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ya i guess that’s p weird?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
what a cliche yknow
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
is it weird
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
asdasdaf fuck if i know
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well if u guys need help body her and she’s not some superpowered kraang like the neon’s i can help! >:D
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
what like beat her up?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
body
like 86
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
....
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
if u can, try to get underneath one
they have a really sensitive spot underneath one of their tentacles that hurts hella and it stuns them for a bit
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
???
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
did you just casually drop a guide on how to kill small krang
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey has the highest kraang kill count out of all of us combined actually
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
✌️
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
altho we can't confirm it fr but we’re not gonna discredit him for his traumatic experience
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
y ty
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
thanks for the info but i dont think we should try that move out on any of our utroms lol
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Please, don’t.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
like who knows if they have to same stun button
the same*
alsdasd
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
That’s not the issue
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
do i want to know
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey got stuck in the dimension the kraang came from for like a month or two
or smth
went all castaway on the place but more feral
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i was alone for days with only my own thoughts as company :D
(and hostile aliens)
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
aliens from another world?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
omg reverse isekai’d
just like my dungeon manhwas
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ass loot tho
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
laksjdasd
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
best thing i got was my helmet
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
mikey your helmet was a kraang skull
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
nice
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
metal
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
still a helmet
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
ok but rly u guys ok from this? /gen
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
who me? or the rugrats?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
yes
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
im ok! o7
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ye but sometimes my shell still hurts
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Your shell?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
big ol needle right in there
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
😬
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
just to think
i almost died without seeing bts irl
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Was that really a priority for you at the moment?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
uh yeah???
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
a;lkdjadasd
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
do you know how much that experience has traumatized me?
i had to program a voice activated protocol on my phone that will play my current favorite bts song so i could die listening to it
because a few certain SOMEONES couldn’t even sing me one chorus before i perished and relinquished my mortal coil from this earth
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
but did you die, though?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
if dad didn’t rescue us, then probably???
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
but did you die
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
>:(
do any of you know the lyrics to butter by bts
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
yes?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i wanna trade brothers
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
>:O betrayal
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
it was embarrassing you guys didn't know
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
dhsjaka why bc i listen to kpop
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ya lol
so what you think of jungkook’s new single
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i dont want to discuss that song with you lol
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
aw man
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
why whats wrong w it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lyrics too spicy for me dhsjsjsh
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
all i’m hearing is that you didn’t die
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
a day you dont die is a good day
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
i dont think thats worth as much as you think coming from u
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i mean we got better
like my raph got milked to death
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
don’t say it like that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
and he’s doing fine now
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
WHAT
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
how many times did you guys die and get resurrected
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yes
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
huh????
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
How are your shells?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
why are we moving past that
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
you’ll get used to it
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
idk if i want to???
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ok so like other than the milking machine our shells also got cracked
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(⚆ᗝ⚆)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😰 that’s no good
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ya i’m on the mend!
it’s only visible if you look for it
donnie told me to use turtle wax?
so it heals better
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
PLEASE DO NOT USE TURTLE WAX ON YOUR SHELL
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
???
why
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
counterpoint: let him do it
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
NO
WHY WOULD YOU ENCOURAGE HIM TO DO THAT
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
what’s the worse that can happen
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
it’d be so good tho :<
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ok now i have a feeling i shouldn’t do it
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
your shell will come out super polished and shiny trust
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
(squints)
is this the same trust as when you told me we were immune to tide pods?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
omg...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
“immune” like its a fucking disease
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i’ll take that as a yes then
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
aw man 😩
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I use Turtle Wax on my shell.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
lol what
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
why is that capitalized
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
He has an external battle shell.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You spoiled the fun.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Please stop trying to get him to put Turtle Wax on his shell
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
why is it called turtle wax then, if it’s not for turtles?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
checkmate
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
omg
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
battle shell? 👀
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I’m a softshell, so I need the extra armor.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
wait just you?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I’m the only softshell in my family, yes.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
why are you guys different turtles
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
We were handpicked and mutated on purpose.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
:0
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
wait u saw pics of us how did u not notice we were different turtles
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
man idk how the multiverse works
what if y’all just looked like that
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
yeah fair
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
do you want me to send u guys a poultice recipe?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Yeah, something that doesn’t involve putting car polish on yourselves?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
CAR POLISH??
DONNIEEEEE
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
>:3c
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
you guys just have shell healing recipes around?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
we get banged up
and we had to make a lot for leo
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lemme guess
left shoulder?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no? like
at the spine
worse injury than that time my shell got knocked loose
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
What do you mean your shell got knocked loose
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya like arent turtle shells connected to our spine??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yeah and it got loose
but like leo's shell got soooo cracked
there’s like a nasty looking concave divot now
it’s shallow but like p big
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i like how we're brushing off the fact that ur shell got knocked loose
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
this aint abt me rn
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
wait did you just say his shell cracked at the SPINE?! AND HE’S MISSING A CHUNK
AT HIS SPINE?!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh um. yeah?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
i kno u already answered this a while back but im still gonna ask again
how tf is ur leo still alive
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
determination
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
how did YOUR Shell get knocked loose
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
got bodied 😔
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
asjdhasdas
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
besides i got better real fast it's daijoubu
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
ok dude w/e u say
so like uh rugrats which one’s of you the oldest
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
that’d be leo
why
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
aw fuck nuggets
but also
yeah so like my raph’s the oldest and his shell also got fucked up?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
oh boy
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
bruh alsjdasdasd that’s not ominous at all
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
does ur leo like windows?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dude
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well eventually he isn’t gonna
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
DUDE
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
what what does that even mean
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
should we be talking abt this???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what thats when leo got jumped and bodied
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
what does that have to do with windows
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
didnt u guys say thats when his throat and knee got fucked up
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
how is this related to windows
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yeah?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
WAIT THAT HAPPENED ALL IN ONE DAY??
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
in a single day??!?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya?? wasnt leo-san??
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ajdhasd no
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
...what happened to his knee and throat?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
he got turned into a rice krispie treat
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
...
how is this related to windows
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
defenestration
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
THEY GOT THROWN OUT OF A WINDOW??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
thrown in*
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
what
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
they were drown from the outside. so like they got thrown in
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
...
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Did his shell get cracked the same day as his knee and throat injuries?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
....yes?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dude no wonder why ur leo was out for 3 months
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
did we not say this before
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
NO
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
out? out where?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
like knocked out
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
LIKE A COMA??
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
yeah
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait so when did his shell got scarred
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
like during our first final fight with utrom shredder
he got wombo combo’d by shredder and karai
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😱
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
tf does “first final” fight mean
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it’s a long story
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i think you guys gave my leo new fears
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oop
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well now he’s got anxiety like all the other leos
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Mike, that’s not a good thing
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i know 😔
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
lol i don’t have anxiety
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
...
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
fuck u guys
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
...
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
FUCK YOU U LURKING MF
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
lol
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
i’m different from the other leos
trust
don’t group me up w them
i’m the cool one remember
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
no cool person has said that in the history of ever
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
with such desperation too
over text to boot
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
what skill
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
nah, your splinter’s the different one
we all know that underneath it all...
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
no, say it isn’t so
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
you, neon leon
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
....no
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
you’re just like the other leos
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
you fucking take that back
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
He said, with tears in his eyes.
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
stfu
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
leon rn:
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
NOOOOOO
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wow this is the first time i saw trauma being induced in real time in the trauma channel lkjahdasd
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
for who, my leo or the rugrats’?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
both
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we have fun here
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
(sigh)
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masterchefs
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ok so
update on the hair sitch
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
👀
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
the hair king returns
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
don’t call me that
i have eyebrows now
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asjkdhasd how
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ok so i went to barry and he gave me this thing to take and it just made my hair grow more but STILL not in the middle of my head and now i have eyebrows
now i definitely cannot let donnie see me
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I thought you didn’t want hair
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ok ngl barry gave me the option to remove all the hair or try to make the middle parts grow
and i got curious
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
didn’t you say smth abt ur leo reacting to it?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
like sue me i’d rather gloat w a full head of hair and not just patches on the side of my head ok
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
did you shave it yet
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
im getting ready
i never used a razer before
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
why dont u style it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
how the fuck would i style this
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
https://www.tumblr.com/kcrossvine-art/728456352663584768/
Tumblr
kcrossvine
kcrossvine-art
i would like to propose an addition
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
NO
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
if it’s thick enuf u can poor water in it and it’ll hold lol
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Like a kappa?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
as;kdjasd ya!!!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You know I had to kill a kappa.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(⚆ᗝ⚆)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
is this...a flex?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
A confession of crimes.
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
like... irl?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yeah.
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
cool?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
is this like during your gladiator era
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yeah.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
um so like... does any of you know how to cut and shave hair
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i can ask my casey?
do you want me to do that for you
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
yes, please Q ^ Q
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Millennial Mikey, your Raph is saying you talk in your sleep to the other Raphs
And for that reason he would prefer to never bunk with you ever again
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
WHAT lol
tell them he snores like a chainsaw so the feeling's mutual
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
o7
[Message #masterchefs]
leaders-in-blue
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
And... yeah
That’s the whole story
Now you know
About me and Karai
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Wow.
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
...yeah..
I would rather if we never talk about this ever again
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Yeah, good idea
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
congrats, that’s the worse anyones ever done it
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
I knoooow
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
how are you alive. like physically
and emotionally
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Idk
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
where’s rugrat leo? he was here at the beginning
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
triple and quadruple checking that april and i aren’t related
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
laksdjasd
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
so,,, question about windows
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
hey maybe it won’t happen to you
like it didn’t happen to me
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Didn’t you get dropped off a rooftop?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
bruh i hang out on rooftops
who the fuck is out there dropping turtles off of rooftops
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
i mean your origin story doesn’t involve the person who dropped me off a rooftop so you probably won’t get dropped off a rooftop
and besides a rooftop is completely different from a window
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
You teleported yourself through a dimensional portal, right?
That’s like... a quasi-window?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
...
(looks at hands)
wait hey i was trying to make the new guy feel better why are you bringing up semantics
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
I just want you to keep your facts straight
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
and how does that help the new guy
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Well, he can’t spend his every waking moment scared of windows or rooftops
It’s just going to happen if it does
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
well i can’t exactly forget about the window lore cope mikey dropped
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
And maybe it won’t happen at all because it seems like they don’t even engage in crime fighting
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
And they have no Shredder
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Yes, and they have no shredder....(s)
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
couldn’t help yourself adding the s there huh
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Please, they were so annoying
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
do you think my brothers would even want to do the vigilante stuff if i asked them to?
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
You’re their leader, right? Regardless it seems like something you have to discuss with your brothers before making a decision
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
yeah...
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Do you want to?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
idk
maybe?
the only reason why we did the crime fighting was for selfish reasons and now that i know there’s like version of us out there that continue to do this even w/o being recognized
idk it kinda makes me want to???
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
hey quick question were you always the leader?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
uh yeah?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
gah
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
weren’t you?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
raph was leader before me
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
lol
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
he was a good leader!!
but since you’re the oldest..ig it kinda makes sense for splinters to default the eldest to be leaders huh
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Oh, I became leader because I asked first
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
bwuh
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Come again?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
bc you asked???
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Yeah, until we were 15 we didn’t have like any team/leader roles established
And it was time, I was the first to volunteer
Master Splinter said a leader needs to make decisions for the team and since I was the first to decide that I wanted to be leader, he chose me
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
So anybody could have been leader?
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Yeah
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Even... even your mikey?
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
No
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
as;kldjasda why are you guys so mean to your mikeys
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
He has his strengths, believe you me
Just not in leading unless it’s in Dimension X
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
what’s dimension x
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
spoilers
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
???
[Message #leaders-in-blue]
moderators
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Did you just add a bunch of emojis to the server? @GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ya! you guys had so little i had to give you guys some classics
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Fair, but if my Mikey or cope!Raph complains, I will blame you.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
maybe they should have drawn faster 😔
so i’ve been reading the backlog of this channel
great stuff btw
and two of you guys made sentient AI/robo sons?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Yes, that about covers it.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
my question is, why hasn’t mill!don?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
I don’t know, I never felt the need for it?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
skill issue?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
oop
c’mon, you didn’t feel like you need a JARVIS or smth?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Call me old fashioned, but I just like doing everything by hand, I guess?
I do use computer programs to fastrack some calculations
Aside from that, I just find more enjoyment in doing everything by myself
Discovering answers by myself
More fun that way for me
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
robo assistant cool tho
i wanna make one
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
If that’s what you really want I won’t stop you
Given the Donatello track record, prepare yourself for the inevitable betrayal of your beloved AI creation
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i’ll be careful
a little robot uprising never hurt nobody
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
... Sure.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
In my defense, it was my first time hacking and coding in Kraang script
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Imagine not coding his AI from scratch.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Why were your brothers able to rewire him so easily?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Hindsight.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
and just think, mill!don is missing on this prime banter action bc he didn’t make his own robo son
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
I’m good watching from the sidelines
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
but doesn’t it make you feel curious??
motivated?
inspired?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Them talking how easily their AI children betrayed them?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
You live and you learn
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
And then you make them better and not so... prone to betrayal.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
ok other than that
like really you’ve been around the longest and you haven’t made any robots?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Now, hold on
I never said I never made robots
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
👀
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
I’m just over the idea of making sentient AI
Have had enough experience with them to last a lifetime
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
wait i thought you said you didn’t make any
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
I didn’t.
They were from the future.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
A police constable and a robot/caretaker
Their personalities...
Left a lot to be desired
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
aw man
why make an ai robot if you’re gonna make them have dookie personalities
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Not to say that we were angels in the future
Some laws and common rules of house etiquette may have been broken
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
askldjasda
wait did you go to the future or did they go to the past
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Us into the future
For the most part
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
for the most part? :0
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Serling, the caretaker? He kinda got sent back to the present with us
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
SO YOU DO HAVE AN AI ASSISTANT
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
lol He would have hated being called that
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
would have??
is he dead? 😰
scrapped?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
No, nothing like that
I guess he got fed up hanging out in the lair (and by extension, us) so around 10 years ago, he just shut down and April put him in a company vault (aka storage)
She set it up so that the company gives him back to Cody the day we left
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Oh thank god
I thought Cody’s only remaining parental figure slipped through the timestream before his very eyes for good
How old was he? 15? 16?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
15
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
who’s cody
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
April and Casey’s great grandson
Well, since you don’t know who Casey is
Just April then
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
asdkl;jasd thanks
can’t believe leo already go a love rival and we haven’t even met the guy
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Or gal.
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
[Message #moderators]
magnus-rushes-in
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
how do i ask my dad i want to have my own room
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
just ask him?
i don’t know what the problem is here, kid
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
ok but like
how do i make it seem like it's his idea, too
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
does he get mad at you when you ask for things like this?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
no no
dad’s chill in that department
and he’s just a lot chiller in general now
it’s just
my brothers and i have roomed w/ each other for a long time
as long as i can remember, actually
and i’ve literally had no problems with it
but recently, w all of the new additions to the family
everywhere is filled w ppl all the time
and altho our room is p big there is still four of us in it
i just
idk
i want some alone time
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
there’s nothing wrong with that
why not just ask your old man directly?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
idk
i think i don’t want my brothers to feel like i want to avoid them?
like if it was dad’s idea then everyone would idk complain a lil bit but otherwise go along
but if they found out it was my suggestion
ig i just don’t want to make them feel bad?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
nothing’s wrong with asking for me time!
i’m sure your brothers can understand
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
would they? even tho we’ve never not slept in a room together?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
are you guys planning to sleep in the same room as adults?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i don’t think we ever thought abt it...
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
4 teens in the same bedroom sounds like a nightmare
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
oh, for sure
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
did you guys have separate rooms?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
by the time we were your age, yeah
i mean unless the situation calls for when we have to be in the same room, otherwise we have our own bedrooms
i think all of us did?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
yep
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
same here
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
oh...well that isn’t the case for us
so isn’t it weird when i suddenly want my own room?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i don’t see nothing wrong with it
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
why do you think i have my own tent
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
ah wtf donnie what are you doing in here
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i’m a mod
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
get out shoo shoo
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
rude
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
wait
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
do you want me to stay or not
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
depends
are you going to tell the others?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
i mean i wasn’t gonna before...
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
donnie
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
fine fine have your little raph conversation
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
where was i
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
you were talking about wanting to get your own room and asking how to bring it up w/o hurting our feelings
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i thought i told you to leave
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
and i was telling you about my tent
i love you guys but why do you think i bunkered down in something i can zip up at my own convenience?
it’s like having my own space
when i want to be alone i just zip it up and bam instant privacy
you guys know and understand that
mikey and leo will understand if you say you want your own room
trust
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
you really think so?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
mikey might take it harder than leo
considering you guys are bunk buddies and all
but yeah they’ll understand
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you bunk with mikey? top or bottom bunk
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
bottom?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
sounds awful
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
why would you do that to yourself
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
guys >:C
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
????
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i can’t imagine rooming with my mikey
bro cannot keep his place clean
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
mine actually makes a decent roommate
but the guy talks in his sleep so no thank you ever again
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
if it makes you feel any better we can ask together?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
nnnn fine
together
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
@TortoiseBoy | Millennials Your Mike says you snore like a chainsaw
So it all balances out
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
GET OUT
[Message #magnus-rushes-in]
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
do you guys remember how i talked abt remnant 2 the other day
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
yes?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
no?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
adlkjas it was before the rugrats showed up
so like that one exclusive archetype/class i told you guys about?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
STOP
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
???
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
SPOILER. IM PLAYING IT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh dip? okok
anyways
after doing everything to get it you end up in the backrooms!!
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
as;lkjdasd wait fr??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ya lol
vibes? v spooky
felt like i was stuck in an 80s television 👍
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
that is the highest quality backrooms ive ever seen(edited)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
pshpshpshpshhhhhhh
raph-chi!!!
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
???
wat
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
spoiler it!!
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
fine
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
why do you taunt me so
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
play faster, idiot
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
im doing my best
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
btw if you high five next to a door, the person who completes your high five clips through the walls
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
aint no way....
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
they patched that out, mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aw what
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yeah
it allows you to skip huge parts of a map so ofc they would
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😩
when???
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
when the game updated?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the newest one??
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
no the one before that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
reading the patch notes
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
that’s not the one with the high five fix
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
shshshshhh
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
good
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aw 🥺
it’s not his fault!!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it never is 😌
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
man i shoulda chosen handler
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what’s ur default archetype?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
medic
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lol weak
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
>:C
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
difficulty?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
nightmare?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
on ur first ever playthrough? tryhard
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
(joke)
uh just go to mudtooth and you can buy the whistle to unlock the class
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
oh dip?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
if you want your dog to rez you, make it your primary class
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
oh double dip
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
if u guys get the banquet hall on the losomn map
one of you need to die on purpose and let the other one rez you
there’s a really cool animation + rezzer gets a trait
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
( •̀ ω •́ ) okie
[Message #general]
general
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
@✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium YOU MADE ME EAT DONNIE
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
www
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sry what’s going on?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
there’s an event in the game where instead of rezzing your teammate, you kinda cannibalize them
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Betrayed by my own brethren. Why does this keep happening to me?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
IM SORRY DONNIEEEEE `(*>﹏<*)′
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
that was funny
lets do it again
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i dont want to
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
then i’ll rez him dw
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Bold of you to assume I’ll get downed on purpose again.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
you got a trait from it tho, right mikey-tan?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh i did
it increases consumable and relic speed!! (⚆0⚆)
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
...Guess we do have to do it again.
I want to rez Leo, next.
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
ok fair
[Message #general]
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i just lost the game @everyone
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
ah fuck, not again
i just lost the game
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
I lost the game
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
why are you like this
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
I just lost the game
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i just lost the game! ^_^
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i lost the game
why are YOU happy abt this
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
bc raph understands it now
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
good for you /gen
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
:D
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I just lost the game.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aw you got me
i lost the game 😩
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
teehee
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i lost the game
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I just lost the game
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I lost the game.
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
um.. hello?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
tf is this shit
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i have no idea what the game is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
it’s this mind game where if you think about it you lose it and you have to say it to make other ppl lose it too
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
ok?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
leon
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
i refuse
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
leo
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
...i lost the game
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
( •̀ ω •́ )✧
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
man older generations are weird
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
ikr
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
says the generation that stole stuff from their school bathrooms
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
man this is bs i didn't even go to school
at least i wasn't born in the late 1900s
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bro why did you phrase it like that dude
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lol
imagine being born in the late 1900s
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey, we were also born in the late 1900’s
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Local turtle learns how years work, more at 11
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdasffa
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
so.. have you guys ever watched your dad’s eyes pop in and out of its socket rapidly
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no????
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Is he okay??
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
um yeah? he does this a lot
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
the fuck? you should get that checked out
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
that never happened to ur dad?
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
No? Is this recent?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no
donnie says it’s not like an illness, seizure or a secret new stage of the rat flu
it’s just odd to look at
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Did he check if it was mystical in nature?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i don’t think so?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
NO SERIOUSLY HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT THAT DOESN’T SOUND NORMAL
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
don says it’s fine
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
WELL IT DOESN’T SOUND LIKE IT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
bro i can’t lose another dad like this
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANOTHER DAD
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
wait, what happened to your dad?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
how many of you guys have lost your dads?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “HOW MANY”
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
just those of us in the orphan club
me + my brothers + slonk-san
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
o-orphan club? 😰
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
they sometimes call biggest mike ronin
or at least used to
so i just assumed he lost his splinter
it wasn't my business to pry so i thought he like died bc of old age or smth
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Well, it definitely wasn't that
Try like a hundred arrows
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
😬
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
no one was gonna tell us this?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
the uh
the opportunity never came up?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
my ass
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
no but srsly what’s going on w neon!splinter
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
its called boggling
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
when a rat grinds its front teeth aggressively (bruxing), the jaw muscle behind its eyeballs move rapidly and vibrates the eyeball lol
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
well why is he grinding his teeth?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he’s happy
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aw 🥺
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
wait you guys never knew what boggling was?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
donnie never told us! all he said was that it was a-ok health wise
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Because it was?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
YOU
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
I don’t... I don’t think Master Splinter ever boggled
Or at least not in front of us
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ngl that’s kinda sad dude
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Maybe he didn’t boggle? Not all rats do. Or perhaps it wasn’t as noticeable.
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Maybe
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol u guys freaked out over nothing
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
I just lost the game
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
fhgafsgsdf a lil late there dude?
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
How the hell did you kids not know what boggling was?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ur splinter boggled ronin-san? :0
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
???
Of course he boggled
He wasn’t an asshole all the time
Even he could be content now and then
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ouch
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
💀
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yeah, that's him
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
papa, is that you?
【The Cooler Leo】 | Neon ()
NO WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
naaauuurrrr
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
not cool, dude
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
cooler leo privileges revoked
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
FUCK
[Message #general]
Chapter 40: Baby Debate
Notes:
Reminder that if you're on mobile to tap and hold to reveal the spoilered text and images :>
Oh and don't question how they got the photos. They just have them on hand okay
Edit: also there's JJK manga spoilers ig bc someone commented how i spoiled it for them. But to be honest, if you haven't heard the news by now, it probably doesn't concern you?
Chapter Text
general
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
soo.... about that jjk update... @GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
don’t fucking talk to me
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
jjk?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
jujutsu kaisen!
the anime rugrat!donnie’s pfp is from
or at least was
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ye and smth happened in the manga hehe
now donnie-chi’s in his emo era
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what happened?
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
pain
misery
agony
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
cw: gore but its funny i prommy
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
STOOOOOPPP
😭
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i cannae it’s in me blood
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
al;ksdhjasd when did u worry abt content warnings
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
maybe no one wants to see gore today
and we always spoiler things in case
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
he’s not gone trust
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nah it’s all gojover
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
NOOOOO
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
can we talk abt smth else
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
like wat
also it's not good to stay in denial donnie-chi
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
idk what ur on abt
idk tell me a joke or smth
unrelated to jjk
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh ok!
what’s an orphan’s favorite baking ingredient?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
what
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i can make these jokes i’m an orphan
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
what 😯
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
self-raising flour!!
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
is it bad that i laughed?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😨
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bruh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
cope mikey...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
lol
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
isn’t it tiring being this annoying 365 days in a year
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
364*
bc we don’t have father’s day 😔
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You don’t have a mom either
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ur right!!
363 days 😩
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you’re not helping
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I wasn’t trying to help
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
... so that’s what it feels like
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
nothing
gonna go idk
apologize for smth ig
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asl;kdjasd ?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
got anymore?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
:D boy do i
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
please don’t
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
aw man
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i’ve been thinking
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
👀
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
about? :0
like new hairstyles or smth
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
stop
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ASLJ:DASDAd
i have a suggestion
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
NO SHHHH
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
????
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
you okay there big man?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Do I need to check the Mikey channel?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
I WAS JUST THINKING HOW IT’S WEIRD WE WERE THE ONLY ONES THAT WERE BABY TURTLE SIZED AS BABIES
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Oh, I was curious about that.
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
WHY ARE YOU CAPS LOCKING
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...passion
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
...ok
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i dont believe it that sounds weird
dad says we were like tot sized lol
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
wow
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i cannot imagine neon raph being that tiny
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
raph was!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
WHY WERE YOU GUYS SO TINY
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
imagining ur splinter feeding u guys those wormshakes rn lol
did he use like a feeding syringe or smth
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
probably
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
he fed us what now
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Do you not remember that?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
;lasjda;sld NO
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lil raph looks like he’s ready to throw hands at a moments notice aw
tiny big brother
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
uwu
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lmao look at leon in the first one
bro rly went u 3 u
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
honk shoo mimimimi
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
honk s-A:DLJKASD YEAH
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csp_OABIsBM
YouTube
Dos Bueno
The missile is eepy
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
eepy looking ass
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ur just jealous bc i was a cute baby
THE cutest
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(σ｀д′)σ
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
second only to mikey ofc
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
nah i was cuter
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
nuh uh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yeah uh
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
a;klsdjasda
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
like u were cute
but u looked like you just shrank down
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(＃°Д°)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
anything is cute if its tiny enough
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lmao ya
you guys looked like action figures
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
splinter picked u up and made u do tiny karate chops ww
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asd;lkjasds
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
if he did they were the best karate chop action ever 😤
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
what the fuck is going on here
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
raph we were cuter as babies than the neons right
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
why are you asking me
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✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
.
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
i’d say so?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
GASP
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(´･ω･`) ok now im curious
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ya you got proof???
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Photographic evidence would be ideal, yes.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
YA I GOT PROOF
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
waiting
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
y u bully me
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
aaaw 🥺
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
are you the one getting bodied in the second one by raph, cope mikey?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😔 ye
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
cain instinct strong in that one
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yep
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Interesting. And you said you looked like this directly after mutation?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ye!
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
same hat!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
same hat!!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
NAAAAH
YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING ALIENS
MARTIAN MANHUNTER LOOKING ASS
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ALIENS!?
at least we looked like actual babies and not like we got hit by a shrink ray
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
the top of ur heads look like unripe mangoes
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
MANGOES
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ALIEN MANGOES
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Very cute mangoes
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aw tyty
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
hes a grunkle all babies are cute in his eyes
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hm.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
lol
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
you both looked like aliens with your beady little eyes
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WHAT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what did you guys look like mikey-san :0
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
like actual baby turtles?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
👀
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😮
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Fascinating.
I will be collecting further information with my fellow Donatellos.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oop there he go
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
ASLJD:AD HELLO
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
why the hell did you guys look like that
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
we looked like turtles?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
lmao wat
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
not gonna chat abt mutation stuff in the mod channel lil donnie
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
nah this seems way more fun lol
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WHY AR EYOU ON ALL FOURS
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
because we were crawling?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
CRAWLING?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
bitch that ain’t crawling
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
u still there ronin what do you think abt these babies
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
They have their charms
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
thank you?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
millennials be like
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well excuse u we had to grow into our human proportions
y’alls bones definitely broke lmao
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✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait is leo the one with the clasped hands
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ye
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wow you were not kidding when you said he slept like that as a kid
but like as a baby too???
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
snow white looking mfer
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you would not believe what happened a feel months ago
[Message #general]
general
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you would not believe what happened a few months ago (edited)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
feel
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
feel
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
feel
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
stfu all of you
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
oh?
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
let me find it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
bro ready to be slid into a casket
why u sleep like that @MediumMomnardo | Copium
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
It’s comfortable
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i doubt that
@Leonardos
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
It is, though
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
yes...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
whats yall sleeping position
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TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
not like that lol
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Normal
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
ya i sleep like a normal person
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
:C
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
a;sldja;lskdas
normal?
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
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Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
my mikey did this to my leo
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
ASLJDASDAS
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
👀 an air horn?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
don’t even think about it, mikey
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
😔
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
if you don’t do it i will
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
try waking up before i do
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
bet
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
BET
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
“normal”
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Leonardo-san...
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
U_U
In my defense that’s like a 20 year old photo
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wow very strong sleeping grip strength
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Thank you
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
aldkjasd
wait honest question do you sleep in pjs
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
No...?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
why would i...?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
SAVAGES
THE LOT OF YA
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
lmao what
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
why do u sleep in pjs
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WHY DONT YOU
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
do all the neons sleep in pjs?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
we do!
most of the time
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
weird
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😧
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
please tell me you guys at least have a night routine @Leonardos
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Like... I meditate?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
FOR YOUR FACE
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
... Brushing my teeth?
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
wait what else is there to do?
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Washing?
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
Yeah, washing my face
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
WITH
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
water?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
AND THEN??
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
...drying it off?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i think you made my leo cry just now
BigMomnardo | Millennials ()
Sorry?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
he’ll get over it
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
this got off topic
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lol ya
but we were the cutest
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yep
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well uh at least we had eyes
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
lol
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
we can all agree that we were ALL cute as babies right
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
like everyone everyone?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
yes?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(。_。)
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
wow ouch
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™ ()
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
fuck yall
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You guys were very cute
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
huehue ty (‾◡‾ )
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
gasp!!
slonk-san!!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You all were
My kids are cuter, though
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
well they dont count we’re talking abt us not them
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh hes back
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Fine, then
I was cuter
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
gasp!!! x2
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
pics or it didn’t happen
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ASJLD:JASDASD
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
lololololol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
almost had us!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
BOOO
FAKE NEWS
DISQUALIFIED
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No sense of humor
And I thought you were the cool Leo
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
you take that back rn you old fart
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Don’t want to
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i really do want to see what mr. slonk looked like as a baby! /nf
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Ah, that’d be difficult
The lair that had all the baby photos was trashed and the albums got caught in a fire
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aw (っ °Д °;)っ
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
But if were were half as cute as the little ones are right now
No contest
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
bet?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Bet
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
See?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well can't argue w that
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
rigged
[Message #general]
Chapter 41: Setting the Scene
Notes:
Hello! Been a while, huh? I took a break and then got this idea. Had to add code and make/redraw some assets to use. This was supposed to be a Halloween special and... yeah, that didn't happen, now did it? And I'm also doing NaNo! :0
Anyway, this thing as a whole got a longer than I expected, so now y'all gonna get it in multiple parts (Which means you also get the first part earlier!).
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
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TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
what’s a starboard?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
a new channel. duh
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i can see that
what is it
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
never heard of a starboard?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
that’s why i’m asking
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
oh right, bc you're old
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
a starboard is like a highlight reel of the server
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
isn’t that what pins are for?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
well you need to be a mod, or have permission to pin stuff
and it only pins to the channel its in
anyone can react to an image with a star and if theres enough, it gets put in the #starboard channel
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i see
why?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
alksjd;asd
like why does it exist?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
yeah
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
for fun?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ooh did u enable emoji reaction donnie?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
i did!!
2
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
thanks for explaining btw
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
np! (*^▽^*)
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
also i changed the star to a shuriken!
to be more in line w the theme around here
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
aw thats cute
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
yeye
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
there’s only 17 of us, why do we need a highlight reel of our shenanigans
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aaaw he said “our” 🥺
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
don’t be weird about it
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
*puts a curse on you*
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Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Don't starboard that.
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
😔
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i like the little shuriken
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
thanks
took me 5 sec to make
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
nice!
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
🤗
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i didnt know the bot even had a starboard function
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
it didn’t!
i added it lol
speaking of unknown functions, did you know that the bot has a murder mystery party function
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
no????
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
omigosh it does!??
can we play?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
it’s p detailed!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
we should get everyone to join in!!
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
oh frsr!
@everyone want to do a murder mystery party
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
👀
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
murder mystery party?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ye we all get characters that tie into this one theme
one of us gets pretend murdered and we figure out who the killer is
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
is this going to be one of those larp things
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
kinda?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
UH YES???
WE GOTTA
MediumMomnardo | Copium ()
I’m down
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wahoo!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
depends on who’s hosting
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wdym?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
like a donnie is prob hosting rite (or admin mike)
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
probably yeah
we’re the ones who have access to the murder party commands
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
like if my donnie is hosting then no thx
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
And what’s the supposed to mean?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
wouldnt u like to kno
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
That’s why I asked.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
you just get intense, is all
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
should we put it to a vote?
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
sure lol
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
i’m removing myself from the running btw bc i don’t want to host actually
i wanna solve it!
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I don’t either
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
oh?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I have to keep an eye on something so I can’t really put in the effort to host, but can still participate
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
o7
are the other donnies willing to host?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Yeah, I can host. But shouldn’t we let Neon Donnie host? He’s the one that made the function
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Thank you!
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
admin mike?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Please, no
1
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Why are we still voting?
millennial!Donatello said I should do it.
GameMaster9000 ⠀ [Verified Bot] ()
which donatello should host the murder mystery party?
millennial
neon
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2
GojoSupremacy ツ | Rugrats™ ()
mill!donnie wins by majority
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Rigged.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i voted for you, donnie (◔ロ◔)
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Thank you, Angelo.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
i didnt
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Betrayal.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon ()
oi raph didnt vote for u either
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
raph abstained from voting
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Even worse.
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
😧
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✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ joined the call.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium
Slonk-san!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon
Mr. Slonk!
MediumMomnardo | Copium
Hello!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon
Hi!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
Hey
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™
Let’s go, everyone’s here!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
Hey, dude.
BigMomnardo | Millennials
Hello!
【Neon Leon】 | Neon
Someone took their time.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
You try to clean up 3 batches toddler spit up and see how fast you can do it
【Neon Leon】 | Neon
Eurgh, no thanks.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon
No mic, Mr. Slonk?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
The kids are playing and if I start talking, they’re going to get curious
Don’t want them trying to participate in this
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon
Very fair!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
Our Don said to ping him when you get here!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
Okay @Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
(Unmutes:) Oh, hello! Welcome. Glad to see you can make it!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
So how does this work?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Okay, let me give everyone a role. The bot will shortly send you all your character sheets in a private message that only you can see.
GameMaster9000 ⠀ [Verified Bot]
Who you are:
You are Edith Fontano née Haverford, the beautiful wife of Felix Fontano, owner of The Cat’s Meow Jazz Club. You have been married to Felix for over a decade, and during that time you have become hardened and cynical, even though this is not your natural state. Deep down, you still believe in true love, but you have suffered through years of Felix’s infidelity, and it has changed your demeanor for the worse. Some would call you spiteful and hateful. But those who truly know you know that you actually have a kind and generous spirit. You come from a respectable family that has fallen on hard times. You depend on Felix’s money not only for your own jet-setting lifestyle but also for the welfare of your aging parents. You stay in a loveless marriage for noble reasons. You are a lover of the arts, and you lobby your husband to support worthy projects. He obliges you out of guilt.
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✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
Jesus that's a lot of text.
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™
I didn’t get much text at all... Aw, man. Guess I know how important my role is for the evening.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon
You can still solve it, though!
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™
Yeah, you’re right!
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™
Wait, how many pages did you guys get?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™
Two.
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™
Me too.
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™
How many did you get, Admin Mike?
[Typing: Four...]
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✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
2
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™
Two's a lot?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
Look
The text is small and I'm old
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™
(Laughs.)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon
Ha ha, old.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
Hm.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon
Aw, come on, he gets to laugh but I can't?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
Yeah
GameMaster9000 ⠀ [Verified Bot]
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✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
There's so many uneeded info in this
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
They might be red herrings.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
Who got Edgar?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon
I did.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
Hm.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon
Gee, thanks. Let me guess, you got Edith?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
Yep.
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon
Then yeah, same sentiment.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
Oh, I got June! Hi, bestie!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
Hi.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
Wow, I can feel the love and affection of sisterhood already.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Okay, while you guys are going over your character sheets, I’m going to upload the map for tonight’s event.
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™
Ooh, fancy!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium
Oooh, so that's why this voice channel is called "entrance".
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium
What would be another reason?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium
I dunno, just thought it was just a weird way to indicate the "start" of the party.
Leonardos
I mean he's not wrong.
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™
Woah...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium
Leo stereo...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
Creepy.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon
Let us never do that ever again.
Leonardos
Agreed. (Agreed?)
【Neon Leon】 | Neon
FUCK.
MediumMomnardo | Copium
I'm just going to mute myself for the time being.
TinyMomnardo | Rugrats™
Yeah, me too.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium
Okay... but I would argue that he is wrong?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium
Pfft. You're just a hater.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium
Literally all the other voice channels in this category are based on the locations labeled on the map, Mikey.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium
And I didn't see them until just now, okay?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™
Is this a club of some kind?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Yes! A jazz club set during the roaring 20’s.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon
So is it like a legit club or a speakeasy situation?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Most of it's above board.
BigMomnardo | Millennials
“Most"?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Well...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon
Crime!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Yes, crime.
BigMomnardo | Millennials
Oh no, I’m a criminal... (Pauses as he reads his character sheet.) and straight.
【Neon Leon】 | Neon
(Gasp.) That’s homophobic.
BigMomnardo | Millennials
Indeed.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Are you Felix, Leo?
BigMomnardo | Millennials
Yeah.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium
Wait, do I need a paper and pencil for this? There's so many names.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Actually, let’s have everyone change their usernames to the name of their character. I’m going to give everyone nickname permissions again.
TortoiseBoy | Millennials
Oh, thank god.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
Raphy, you didn’t even notice your name change until someone pointed it out to you.
TortoiseBoy | Millennials
Whatever, I’m just glad I can finally get rid of the stupid nickname.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Once everyone changes their nickname, I'll start explaining the rules and how everything works.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium
Okay! 😁
TortoiseBoy | Millennials
How the shell are you making that noise with your mouth.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
🤣
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
TortoiseBoy | Millennials
Stop that.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon
(´･ω･`)
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
😔
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium
😩
【Neon Leon】 | Neon
What the... can all Mikeys do this?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™
I can't.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon
Omigosh!!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
Oh my god! Did you just?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium
How did you do that!?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials
Did you really just get on mic for the bit?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
Perhaps.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
He's the chosen one!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon
He has arrived!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium
All hail the chosen one!
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™
I want to know how you do that, too!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
I wanna learn what Biggest Mike just did.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium
Ye!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon
Yeah!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨
Of course, young grasshoppers. But be forewarned, the training will be difficult and arduous.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
Don't worry, we can take it!
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™
I'm ready!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Let's get ready for this thing first, shall we?
entrance
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Welcome, everyone, and thank you for attending tonight’s event. During the course of the evening, I will be playing the part of the Narrator. I will not be taking on a particular role but will rather be explaining what is happening as the night unfolds.
During Act One, you are all free to go into any of the voice channels listed under “murder mystery” and mingle with one another to your liking. Do your best to stay in character! But be careful, some of you have secret information listed on your sheet that your character wouldn’t want disclosed to just anyone.
When it is time, I will drag everyone into the same voice channel or “room” so to speak, and we can commence with Act Two. Now, before we begin, are there any questions?
roger webster | Copium
Oh, I have one! Why are you still "Mr. Wizard" and not "The Narrator", then?
june palmetto | Millennials
Fool. The Narrator's name is Mr. Wizard.
roger webster | Copium
(Gasps.) No.
june palmetto | Millennials
Yes.
gloria call | Copium
I have one. Like an actual one.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Yes, Gloria?
roger webster | Copium
Aw... your name is Gloria?
win wallace | Rugrats™
Grandma name sounding ass.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
For real.
win wallace | Rugrats™
You’re gonna knit me a sweater, grandma?
gloria call | Copium
Do you want me to?
win wallace | Rugrats™
Wait, what?
matthew mason | Neon
L-O-L, didn’t expect that, did ya? But yeah no, “Gloria” is very grandma-core. Sounds like you’re gonna pinch my cheeks and give me a hard candy.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
The strawberry ones?
matthew mason | Neon
Werther’s Original.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Ooh those slaps.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
I wish I could eat hard candies...
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Big L, honestly.
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
You just have to wait a few more months, Mikey. Then you can take your braces off.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
I’m going to eat so many gummies.
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
Oh, I used to have braces!
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Comrade.
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
Comrade! Well, more specifically, I had the headgear.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Headgear? Like the ring thing?
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
Yeah, the ring thing. And before you ask, it was for nighttime use only.
roger webster | Copium
Oh, okay. Pfft. I thought it was like Jimmy from Ed, Edd n Eddy where he wore that all the time.
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
Yeah, no, that’s not how it works.
matthew mason | Neon
This has severely derailed from the original conversation.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Tell me about it.
Edith Fontano
Honestly it's on par for the course for this server
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Yeah, you're right.
roger webster | Copium
Wait, what was the original conversation?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Cope Raph had a q—
matthew mason | Neon
Oh, right! We were needling Cope Raph about his name!
gloria call | Copium
W—If we’re gonna make fun of each other’s names, look at my Leo’s name!
roger webster | Copium
Oh, okay I remember now. I wasn’t making fun of it, and I doubt Leo’s name can beat Glor—POPPY!? You guys got the cutest names for real.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Thank you...?
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
Aw, you guys are matching! You’re both flowers!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Purely coincidental on my part. What was your question, Gloria?
gloria call | Copium
We don’t have to actually perform what our character is at the party for, right?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Not unless you want to.
gloria call | Copium
Oh, then no thanks.
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
Oh thank god. I don’t even know how to play the piano.
woger webster | Copium
Please tell me Gloria is a drummer.
gloria call | Copium
I am not going to drum into the mic. And no, she’s a singer.
woger webster | Copium
But you sing!
gloria call | Copium
No I don’t, shut the fuck up.
woger webster | Copium
🤐
gloria call | Copium
And did you just change your name to "Woger"?
woger webster | Copium
Mhmm! There are so many alliterative names on the roster, I wanted to join in. Teehee! 😋
gloria call | Copium
Did you just teehee'd in real life?
woger webster | Copium
😎
Duke Carillo | Millennials
No, seriously how are you doing that?
woger webster | Copium
🤫
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Any other questions?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
I literally just asked one.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Pertaining to the party, Duke.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Oh, then no.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Anyone else?
No? Okay, let me describe the scene for you all.
It is the height of the Jazz Age, and social revolution is afoot. Furthermore, this is the age of Prohibition—and of bootleggers and gangsters. Fashion, music, technology, and morals are all changing at a lightning pace.
Club owner Felix Fontano, the son of successful bootlegger and crime boss Frank Fontano—and a successful businessman himself—is throwing this private party for a group of select friends.
It is a night of revelry like many other nights of revelry enjoyed by this group of sophisticates, artists and hoodlums... until things go horribly wrong.
Notes:
Added notes on 11/28/23; Everyone's roles!!
Ronin
Edith Fontano: Edith is Felix’s wife. Enduring years of his infidelity has left her hardened and cynical. She has recently found love with Edgar Fitzpatrick.
Millennials
Leo - Felix Fontano, owns The Cat’s Meow Jazz Club. The son of famous bootlegger Frank Fontano.
Raph - Duke Carillo, owns a horseracing track in New Jersey. He’s an old friend of the Fontano family.
Donny - Narrator. That's him.
Mikey - June Palmetto, is a famous actress, a southern belle in the big city. She once had an affair with Felix. Now she’s good friends with Edith.Copium
Leo - Poppy Gebharldt, manages the day-to-day affairs of the club with an iron fist. Picks up on things that happen from time to time.
Raph - Gloria Call, a jazz singer hired to perform this evening.
Donnie - Claudia Mitchell, a well-known author and the wife of stockbroker Jefferson Mitchell. She was active in the women’s suffrage movement.
Mikey - Roger Webster, a money-hungry, ambulance-chasing attorney.Neons
Leon - Dr. Matthew Mason, a physician who has made a lot of money during Prohibition because of his willingness to prescribe medicinal alcohol.
Raph - Raymond Reynolds, an old college buddy of Felix’s. He’s an artist and something of a dilettante. He comes from old money.
Donnie - Edgar Fitzgerald, an up-and-coming Broadway director and producer. He is having an affair with Felix’s wife, Edith.
Mikey - Jefferson Mitchell, a successful stockbroker working on Wall Street.Rugrats
Leo - Nathanial Nash, a talented jazz pianist who often performs at the club. Cool, calm, and collected.
Raph - Win Wallace, the accountant for many of the guests. They are reserved but knowledgeable.
Donnie - Judy Jordan, a popular young woman on the party circuit. She is young, bubbly, and optimistic. She’s in a relationship with Felix.
Mikey - Calvin Carpenter, the bartender at the club. He’s cocky and presumptuous.
Chapter 42: The Cat's Meow: Act One
Notes:
It's still Sunday where I am, so it still counts as a Sunday update.
Chapter Text
dining
Edith Fontano joined the call.
matthew mason | Neon
Why, if it isn’t our lovely hostess. Dr. Mason, pleasure to meet ya. But you can call me Matthew.
Edith Fontano
Hey. Edith Fontano. But you already knew that.
win wallace | Rugrats™ joined the call.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Hey.
Edith Fontano
Hey
What’s a doctor doing here? You crooked or something
win wallace | Rugrats™
I’m not a doctor?
Edith Fontano
Talking about the other guy
win wallace | Rugrats™
Oh. Yeah, that makes more sense.
matthew mason | Neon
I’m just here because I am very rich.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Ah, so crooked.
matthew mason | Neon
Depends how you look at it.
win wallace | Rugrats™
I wish I got a crooked character. Mine’s such a square. They don’t even drink alcohol.
matthew mason | Neon
Really? Yet they show up here, anyway? Like. If the police came, they do know they would get in trouble regardless of if they drank or not, right?
win wallace | Rugrats™
Right? Hey, wanna swap?
matthew mason | Neon
No thanks, I’ll stick with my corrupted doctor guy. And I don’t even wanna know what happens if millennial!Don found out we swapped.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Aw man.
matthew mason | Neon
Them’s the breaks.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Yo, Admin Mike, wanna swap?
Edith Fontano
Do you want to get involved in a love triangle?
win wallace | Rugrats™
Nevermind, I’m good.
matthew mason | Neon
Wow, tell me all the deets, sis.
Edith Fontano
No
matthew mason | Neon
Aw.
Edith Fontano
So what’s your schtick, Matthew? Do you like falsify medical diagnoses for court?
matthew mason | Neon
I prescribe a lot of medicinal alcohol. For the right price, of course.
Edith Fontano
Ah.
matthew mason | Neon
I’m making so much money.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Hah. I didn’t even know you could even be prescribed alcohol.
matthew mason | Neon
Medicinal alcohol.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Wait. Wasn’t this like the time where it was like common practice to put whiskey on babies’ gums to make them fall asleep? Does baby whiskey count as medicinal alcohol?
matthew mason | Neon
Pfft. Fuck if I know, dude.
win wallace | Rugrats™
What even is medicinal alcohol?
matthew mason | Neon
I think it’s just normal alcohol. I’m not just like, straight up giving my patients ethanol or isopropyl alcohol to ingest.
Edith Fontano
I don’t think he would be making much money if he was doing that. Not a lot of returning patients with that method.
matthew mason | Neon
Yeah, I think my job is just taking bribes to give them doctor prescribed whiskey or moonshine.
Now that’s a sentence.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Wait, so if you got a doctor’s note for it, you could have drunk alcohol legally during prohibition?
matthew mason | Neon
I guess so?
win wallace | Rugrats™
Honestly, that’s an easy way to make bank. Now I know what to do if I get stuck in the 1920’s.
matthew mason | Neon
You’re going to get a medical license so you can prescribe people alcohol? Buddy, there’s easier ways than going through medical school just for that.
win wallace | Rugrats™
How hard can it be? Back then, doctors didn’t even wash their hands.
matthew mason | Neon
In the 20’s!?!
Edith Fontano
Yeah, you’re definitely mixing up years
Centuries, even
win wallace | Rugrats™
I am?
Edith Fontano
Yeah kid, they definitely knew about germs
You're thinking about DNA
win wallace | Rugrats™
Maybe.
matthew mason | Neon
Also good luck getting into med school with the whole turtle thing.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Oh yeah...
matthew mason | Neon
Buddy, how do you forget that.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Not my fault I’m actually going to school, okay?
matthew mason | Neon
Ugh.
Edith Fontano
He got you there
win wallace | Rugrats™
Hah.
matthew mason | Neon
Whatever. By the way, what’s your name, chap? Or whatever people called each other back in the day.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Shouldn’t you know that? Because you’re old and stuff.
matthew mason | Neon
I’m not old!
win wallace | Rugrats™
Keep telling yourself that. Admin Mike?
Edith Fontano
I was born in the 90s, kid
win wallace | Rugrats™
Haha, old. Anyways, I’m Win Wallace, apparently an accountant for many of the guests here.
matthew mason | Neon
Wow, even their job sounds boring.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Tell me about it.
Edith Fontano
Are you the host’s accountant?
win wallace | Rugrats™
I don’t know if I can tell you that?
Edith Fontano
I’m playing his wife. I think it’s okay if I know if you’re his accountant.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Oh, good point. Yeah, I am.
Edith Fontano
How much money does my husband have?
win wallace | Rugrats™
Oh, so much.
Edith Fontano
Does anyone here owe anyone else money?
win wallace | Rugrats™
Let me see. Oh, yeah! So like Du—Wait. Hey! That’s classified information.
matthew mason | Neon
Nice recovery, dude. Really kept that one a secret.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Shut up, he caught me off guard.
matthew mason | Neon
Wait... A huge debt would be a really good motive for murder, wouldn’t it?
Edith Fontano
Yeah, that’s why I asked
win wallace | Rugrats™
Uh...
matthew mason | Neon
So, Win.. You know you’re like my favorite accountant, right?
win wallace | Rugrats™
Nope. That’s not going to work on me.
matthew mason | Neon
Come on, no one else is here. (Cough.) millennial!Don isn’t here (Cough.)
win wallace | Rugrats™
No.
matthew mason | Neon
Please?
win wallace | Rugrats™
No.
matthew mason | Neon
Please?
win wallace | Rugrats™
No.
matthew mason | Neon
What if I pay you money?
win wallace | Rugrats™
(Hesitates.) No.
matthew mason | Neon
You just looked at your character sheet to see if they took bribes, didn’t you?
win wallace | Rugrats™
Yeah. And what do you know? Total square.
Edith Fontano
If this is just gonna be you two going back and forth, I’m gonna go to a different channel
matthew mason | Neon
‘Kay. I’m so close to cracking him, I can feel it.
win wallace | Rugrats™
No you’re not.
Edith Fontano left the call.
bar
Edith Fontano joined the call.
Edith Fontano
Hey
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Oh hey.
Edith Fontano
Why are you alone at the bar
Duke Carillo | Millennials
There’s two other people in here with me.
Edith Fontano
They’re both muted
Mr. Wizard | Millennials joined the call.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Well, one of them is getting water—although I must admit he’s taking quite a while. And the other one is AFK for a bit, checking on some nerd shit.
Edith Fontano
I see
I can’t imagine they talk much though
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Oh yeah no, we finished our introductions like at the beginning. We’ve just been chilling in silence.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Duke.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Hey Don.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Are you just loitering?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
No, I’m watching a match. Case and I got a bet going on a hockey game tonight, and I want to rub it in his face as soon as my team wins.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
...
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Don’t worry, I’ll participate more during Act Two or whatever; the murder solving part.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
You could be gathering character intel right now.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
No offense, but every other room has too many people. They’re overlapping over each other. Like do I want to know why there are four Mikeys in the Stage channel?
Okay, not all of them are there anymore but they were.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Oh, they started taking turns telling jokes. And stand up.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Yeah, I’d rather not? Shouldn’t you be moderating that? Aren’t they going off topic?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
It’s still in the spirit of the party. So long as they don’t do something that involves contact with an outside source.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Makes sense.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Like watching a game and probably talking to Casey in the middle of Act Two.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Yeah, because Casey is gonna help so much in solving this murder mystery murder.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Hm.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Besides, I’m socializing now, aren’t I? Big Mike’s here.
Edith Fontano
Biggest Mike*
Duke Carillo | Millennials
I’m not calling you that.
Edith Fontano
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Fine. As long as you’re talking to other characters.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Yeah, yeah.
...Are you just going to stay here?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Don’t mind me, pretend that I’m not here.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Yeah, that’s not creepy at all. What are you doing, observing me like an animal or something?
Edith Fontano
He has to make sure you’re socializing and getting enrichment from this game
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Like at a zoo?
Edith Fontano
Yeah
Duke Carillo | Millennials
... No seriously. Don, are you just going to stay there, or...?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
(Unmutes:) Oh hello, there! I’m back.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Welcome back.
Edith Fontano
Hey
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Edith’s the name of the club owner’s wife, right?
Edith Fontano
Yeah, that’s me
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Sorry it took a while, Duke. I ended up getting tea. Is Do—I mean Claudia not back yet?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
(Unmutes:) I’m here, just muted. (Mutes himself again.)
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Okay!
Duke Carillo | Millennials
W—Don, how come you’re not harping on him not participating?
Don?
Unbelievable.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
I should reintroduce myself, huh?
Edith Fontano
Probably
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Well, I’m Poppy Gebhardt, the club’s manager. Would any of you be interested in buying information? And/or buying my silence?
Edith Fontano
Straight to the point, huh?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
I am a businessman.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Wait, your silence regarding what?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Secrets.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Do any of them involve me?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Is this a business transaction?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Depends on what you’re selling.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Can you even afford it, Duke?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Okay, now that’s just rude.
Edith Fontano
I hear that there’s a doctor in the dining room who has a lot of money and is willing to pay people for hot gossip.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Oh?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium left the call.
Edith Fontano
Wow, he is really into this
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Yep.
Edith Fontano
Guess it’s just you and me now. And two Dons.
Who are silent
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Yep.
Edith Fontano
How’s the game?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Yeah, I think I’m gonna win.
Edith Fontano
🍸
Duke Carillo | Millennials
🍸
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Cheers.
Edith Fontano
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Yeah, you know what. Shoulda seen that coming.
june palmetto | Millennials joined the call.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Oh boy, here we go.
june palmetto | Millennials
(With southern accent:) Hey there folks, how are we doing this fine evening? My name is June Palmetto. I would say it's a pleasure to have your acquaintance, but we’re all old friends here, aren't we?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Mikey, what’s up with the accent?
june palmetto | Millennials
Who’s Mikey?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Okay, June. What’s up with the accent?
june palmetto | Millennials
(No accent:) It says June is a southern belle and I can use an accent if I want.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Oh jeez.
june palmetto | Millennials
Are the Dons gonna say anything?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Nope.
june palmetto | Millennials
Oh. Uh. Okay. (With accent:) Oh Edith, your husband sure knows how to throw a shindig.
Edith Fontano
Harlot
june palmetto | Millennials
(Snorts and drops the accent:) What? Where did that come from?
Edith Fontano
It says here I’m supposed to be not that nice to you
Duke Carillo | Millennials
And that’s what you call people when “you’re not that nice”?
Edith Fontano
Yeah
june palmetto | Millennials
(With accent:) Why I never! Truly a betrayal of the highest order.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Edith, You should reread your character sheet.
Edith Fontano
...
june palmetto | Millennials
(No accent:) Oh so he does speak.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Don’t get used to it.
Edith Fontano
Oh
june palmetto | Millennials
Pfft ha ha, did you confuse me with Judy?
Edith Fontano
Look
Your names are similar
it’s still accurate tho
Duke Carillo | Millennials
What kind of shit do you two have on your sheets?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™ joined the call.
Felix Fontano | Millennials joined the call.
june palmetto | Millennials
(Accent:) Oh look, it’s the host.
Felix Fontano | Millennials
Thanks for coming, everybody.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Hello! Hi Edith!
Edith Fontano
Harlot
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Aw man.
june palmetto | Millennials
(No accent:) Damn, no hesitation.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
I just want to be friends.
Edith Fontano
Nah
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
“Nah,” he says.
june palmetto | Millennials
Guess that’s that. (Plays sadviolin.sfx on the soundboard)
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
The word is cruel and unjust.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
No, seriously. What’s on your character sheets? What’s with this telenovela drama?
june palmetto | Millennials
What’s on your character sheet?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
I own a horse racing track in New Jersey.
june palmetto | Millennials
(Gasps.) Gambling.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
And you’re here at a party hosted by the son of a crime boss, you ain’t special.
june palmetto | Millennials
😔
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Don’t do that.
Felix Fontano | Millennials
I see that Edith, June and Judy are here... In the same room...
june palmetto | Millennials
What up, John Tucker?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Wait, I thought his name was Edgar?
june palmetto | Millennials
I see that I have aged myself. Nevermind.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
I don’t get it.
Felix Fontano | Millennials
Hello, Edith.
Edith Fontano
Hey
Felix Fontano | Millennials
You look great... honey...
Edith Fontano
...
Sorry, my skin just crawled
Thanks
Felix Fontano | Millennials
Look, I’m trying my best, okay?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
So this is what does it for Usagi, eh?
june palmetto | Millennials
(Snickering:) Careful Leo, you’re gonna make Usagi jealous with those moves.
Felix Fontano | Millennials left the call.
Duke and June
(Starts laughing.)
Felix Fontano | Millennials joined the call.
Felix Fontano | Millennials
By the way, I’m leaving because I need to talk to the other guests. Not because of what you just said, Mikey.
june palmetto | Millennials
Sure it isn’t, Mr. Casanova.
Felix Fontano | Millennials
Hm.
Felix Fontano | Millennials left the call.
june palmetto | Millennials
(Mic gets cut off because he’s laughing too hard.)
Raymond Reynolds | Neon joined the call.
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
Can Raph ask the Narrator questions about his character?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Of course. We can go into the Staffroom channel since no one is there.
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
Oh, that’ll be perfect, thank you!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials left the call.
Raymond Reynolds | Neon left the call.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™ joined the call.
Edith Fontano
Jesus why are so many people coming and going
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Hey, Donnie. I mean Judy, whatever. You gotta join us in the Stage channel. You gotta. We’re playing truth or dare in there and one of the Mikeys just dared Leo to call April on speakerphone. And he’s calling her right now!
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Oh, I have to listen to this trainwreck in real time.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™ left the call.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™ left the call.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
And of course Don leaves just before that—Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about!
june palmetto | Millennials
Ow, my ears.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Sorry. I just won 50 bucks from Casey.
june palmetto | Millennials
Slide me some of that.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Uh, no?
june palmetto | Millennials
Come on, I gave you some of my winnings from the UFC bets.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
I never asked for it.
june palmetto | Millennials
Yet you never gave the money back. Interesting.
Fine. You can keep your hockey money, but you’re my witness if the kiddos in the Stage channel get caught playing truth or dare instead of roleplaying the party. And I guess you too, Biggest Mike. We’re each other’s witnesses.
Edith Fontano
Which Mikey do you think did the dare?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
(Unmutes.) Probably mine, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Neon.
june palmetto | Millennials
Shouldn’t you be stopping them?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
I’m not the host of the event, now am I?
june palmetto | Millennials
Yeah, but the only mod in that channel is Rug—oop, Don’s in the channel now. Everyone just got server muted, haha.
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
Not our problem.
Edith Fontano left the call.
reception
Edith Fontano joined the call.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Ah, Edith. Enter general and subtle flirtation here.
Edith Fontano
Enter rejection and remind him that they are in public.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
“Yes, I apologize,” he says. He looks forlornly at Edith.
gloria call | Copium
The fuck.
Edith Fontano
Just playing our parts
I think we nailed it?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Of course we did.
gloria call | Copium
...If you guys say so. So your characters are like a thing then, right?
Edith Fontano
Are you gonna snitch?
gloria call | Copium
Hah. No. My character sheet says jack all so I’m just here for the ride, honestly.
Edith Fontano
Ah you’re the singer right? Gloria?
gloria call | Copium
Yep.
Edith Fontano
Shouldn’t she be in the Stage channel, then?
gloria call | Copium
No one said I had to be there the whole night. Besides, when I was actually in there, too many people were talking and I couldn’t even hear myself think. Look, all four of the Rugrats are in there right now.
Edith Fontano
You are the second person to have said that about the channel
It couldn’t be that bad, could it?
gloria call | Copium
Hey, you’re free to see for yourself. Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t.
Edith Fontano
Yeah on second thought
No thanks
So what have you two been talking about?
gloria call | Copium
Like gamewise or in general?
Edith Fontano
Gamewise?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
I’m actually fairly confident I got all the information I need. T’is I who will be solving the murder, tonight.
Edith Fontano
Confident, aren’t you?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Always.
Edith Fontano
So what do you got?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
I’m not telling you. What if you use the information to cover your tracks, Edith?
Edith Fontano
And who would you think I’d be willing to kill?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
We all know you are the sole beneficiary of Felix’s estate.
Edith Fontano
Yeah, because I’m willing to risk an entire crime family on my ass because I need the money
gloria call | Copium
He has a point.
Edith Fontano
We’re not getting a divorce anytime soon, for appearance’s sake. So honestly, I have no reason to kill my husband.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Well, that’s what you’re willing to divulge. Who knows what your miserable heart actually desires.
Edith Fontano
My miserable heart only desires to get through the evening and for you to make a decision.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Groan.
gloria call | Copium
By the way, this is a wild conversation to be having, you two know that, right? Like the murder hasn’t even happened yet.
Edith Fontano
Well? What will it be, Edgar? Me, or your show?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Hark! You cannot make me decide so early in the evening. I need more time to further ruminate on the options that have been laid before me.
Do you not understand how cruel it is for your husband to give me such a wicked ultimatum, Edith? Do you not see how my heart is hurting?
Alas, I must go. To be near you when such a decision looms over me is far too painful and heavy to bear. Do not follow me, my dear Edith!
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon left the call.
gloria call | Copium
What the fuck just happened.
Edith Fontano
Some of you are way too dramatic
gloria call | Copium
Hey, don’t lump me up with him.
...
I’m... gonna go.
Edith Fontano
Yeah. Me too
gloria call | Copium left the call.
Edith Fontano left the call.
dining
Edith Fontano joined the call.
matthew mason | Neon
Welcome back.
Edith Fontano
Hey
Got any new information, Matthew?
matthew mason | Neon
Oh boy, did I. Pleasure doing business with you, Poppy.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Of course.
Edith Fontano
Oh?
matthew mason | Neon
Not telling you, though.
Edith Fontano
Why not?
matthew mason | Neon
I paid my fare to get my information. You think I would just give it away for free?
Edith Fontano
Poppy?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Are you going to pay me?
Edith Fontano
Wow.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
No? Then I’ll take my business elsewhere.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium left the call.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium joined the call.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Nevermind, do not go into the Stage channel.
matthew mason | Neon
Heh. Why? Is it that bad?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Yeah.
Edith Fontano
What about a hint?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
My lips are sealed, but money can make it looser.
Edith Fontano
Don’t you work for my husband?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Yes...?
Edith Fontano
It would be a shame if you were to find yourself suddenly let go...
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
(Gasps.) Are you threatening me?
matthew mason | Neon
Oooooohhhh. (Sing-song:) Somebody’s in trouble.
Edith Fontano
Well?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Okay, okay. You didn’t hear this from me, but your husband and Jeff—
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium left the call.
matthew mason | Neon
(Laughing:) Did he just leave the call on you? Mid-sentence!? (Wheeze.)
Edith Fontano
Why that little punk
Why the hell is he in the staffroom?
So many people are in it now
matthew mason | Neon
I don’t know, you guess is as good as mi—
matthew mason| Copium left the call.
Edith Fontano left the call.
staffroom
Edith Fontano joined the call.
woger webster | Copium
Woah, everyone’s in here now.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
I got dragged!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Okay, everyone. It is time for Act Two. Poppy, if you can please read the speech that was just sent to you.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
(In a Mid-Atlantic accent:) “Holy smokes, are we in deep! I was going into the back rooms to check on our drink supplies, and I found an awful scene. Just awful. Felix is in there on the floor. Covered in blood. Someone has stabbed him. It looks like he fought hard, but he’s dead. As a doornail. Old Frank ain’t gonna be happy. Boy are we in trouble!”
Felix Fontano | Millennials
Me!?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
(⚆ᗝ⚆)
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Gadzooks!
june palmetto | Millennials
Noooo! Not Felix! He was so young!
woger webster | Copium
(Whispering:) Leo on Leo violence.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
I didn’t do it, Mikey.
woger webster | Copium
Uhuh, suuuure.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Let me update the map.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Damn, in the bathroom?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Omigosh, look at the chalk outline.
Felix Fontano | Millennials
Really, Don? Why did it have to be me? I know I’m not active on the server a lot, but it would have been nice to participate.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Hey, it wasn’t my fault—well, at least not directly. Everyone’s roles were randomly generated!
Felix Fontano | Millennials
So what? Do I just not play?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
You actually get to play the PI. There, do you see your new character sheet, Leo?
Felix Fontano | Millennials
Hm? Oh. Yeah, I got it.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Please welcome to the scene, private investigator Cecil Ripley. Let me point out that Cecil is not a suspect—
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Ain’t that convenient.
Felix Fontano | Millennials
What’s that supposed to mean?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Showing up just after the murder, huh?
Felix Fontano | Millennials
Why the shell would I, the private investigator, have any reason to kill my own character, Raph?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Names!
Felix Fontano | Millennials
Why the shell would I kill Felix, Duke?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
You’re deflecting.
Felix Fontano | Millennials
What? How?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Ahem. Thank you. As I was saying, Cecil is not a suspect and he’ll be a great help in the investigation. Cecil, could you tell us a little about who you are and how you came to be here?
Felix Fontano | Millennials
...
june palmetto | Millennials
Psst, Leo.
Felix Fontano | Millennials
I’m not reading all of this.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Why? Is it because it has clues that point to you?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Duke, he isn’t the murderer. Cecil, just paraphrase it.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Boo! You’re ruining the atmosphere!
Felix Fontano | Millennials
Okay, okay. (Clears throat.) Hello, I’m PI Cecil Ripley. Felix’s father had hired me to investigate his business dealings, see if there was any dirt I could dig up. I was supposed to be here earlier—as a waiter—but got caught up on a different case. Imagine my surprise to show up to a crime scene!
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Yeah... “surprise”.
Felix Fontano | Millennials
...”You folks shouldn’t take this one to the cops—
matthew mason | Neon
I say Duke did it.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
What!?
matthew mason | Neon
He’s been aggro this whole time, and operates out of Jersey. Can’t trust anybody that works in Jersey.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
What does Jersey have to do with murder?
matthew mason | Neon
I don’t know, you tell me, murderer.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
I’m not the murderer!
matthew mason | Neon
Likely story. Why come all the way out here to attend this dinner party, then huh?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Because Felix is a family friend? The fuck?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
I think you’re overestimating the distance between New York and Jersey...
matthew mason | Neon
I’m not overestimating anything, Judy.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
You’re overestimating your detective abilities.
matthew mason | Neon
Pshaw. Win, you can back me up on this, right?
win wallace | Rugrats™
Dude, don’t drag me into this.
matthew mason | Neon
Poppy?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
I don’t think I should divulge this information at this point in time...
matthew mason | Neon
Come on. You told me that thing about—
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
(Plays the airhon.sfx on the soundboard.)
matthew mason | Neon
Gah!
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Hrng.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
That is way too loud.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Can we please let Cecil finish his introduction? And then I can explain to you guys the next part?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
(Grumbles.)
matthew mason | Neon
Ugh. Fine.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Thank you. Cecil?
Felix Fontano | Millennials
Okay, let me find where I left off... Ah. (Clears throat.) “You folks shouldn’t take this one to the cops. I’ve seen my share of this bootleggin’ mob lifestyle, and those guys are tight with the police. You’ll all end up as targets, embroiled in scandal, always watchin’ your backs.
We better figure this one out right now. Seal the exits. We’d better get down to business. First things first: let’s take a closer look at this crime scene. If you find a clue, bring it back to me. We’ll collect them all and see where we stand.”
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
You will all be getting your instructions shortly. Like before, please do not share the information on it with others. And also, please refrain from giving away anything via audible cues.
GameMaster9000 ⠀
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win wallace | Rugrats™
Okay, so I’ve been meaning to ask. How exactly are we going to be gathering evidence?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
It’s quite simple, really. Have you ever played a text adventure?
win wallace | Rugrats™
No...?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
What’s that?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Oh.
woger webster | Copium
Oof.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Okay. So. In the corresponding chat of whichever voice channel you're in, just type “forward slash search” followed by a space and the corresponding “item” you want to search. Here, everyone try it out: type in “forward slash search room” (/search room).
june palmetto | Millennials
(Impressed whistle.)
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Is the command working for everyone? If you have any problems, speak up now.
Okay, it seems like we’re good to go.
You guys have an hour to find all the clues and discuss about the evidence with one another. Afterwards, we will gather and vote on who we think is the mudereder.
Good luck. Get set. Time starts... now!
Chapter 43: The Cat's Meow: Act Two
Notes:
Look. I know this is late. But I got distracted watching Masterchef.
Hot take but I think that there should be zero baking challenges on that show. And if you have to have one, there should be one AT MOST and everyone should participate—no immunity.
Anyway. Here's Act Two!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
staffroom
GameMaster9000 ⠀ [Verified Bot]
GameMaster9000 ⠀ [Verified Bot]
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Woah, straight for the body! Not even a moment of silence?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
We are on a very strict time limit.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
We got an hour.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
An hour goes by very fast.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™ left the call.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Where he going?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
Probably checking other rooms for evidence.
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
Ooh! Raymond should do that!
Raymond Reynolds | Neon left the call.
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
I doubt there’s much anywhere else, though.
matthew mason | Neon
Way to tell him before he goes off on his own adventure.
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
I’m not going to stop him from participating in his way. I’m just saying what makes the most sense.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Yes, it would be more logical to have most—if not all—of the evidence congregated in the scene of the crime.
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
Yep.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Look away, wife! This scene is far too morbid for you to see.
GameMaster9000 ⠀ [Verified Bot]
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Claudia!
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
To be fair, this could be very good in terms of research for my next novel.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
You’re a writer?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
Yes. I’m a well-known author. Apparently.
matthew mason | Neon
Well that’s news to me.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Me too!
win wallace | Rugrats™
Dude, how the hell did you not know? Aren’t you the bartender? Claudia was at the bar the entire time.
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
Calvin was in the Stage channel practically the whole evening. So he didn't exactly stay around for small talk.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Look. Not my fault that the bar was so quiet. And Gloria wasn’t on the stage, either!
gloria call | Copium
My pianist took care of it, didn’t he? Hey, Mat, did you take care of it?
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
Uh. I think so? Everyone seemed thoroughly entertained.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Speaking of which, after we find out who the murderer is, Leo’s going to continue that phone call with April, right?
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
Sorry, the dare is only valid for the duration of the game.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Aw, man.
GameMaster9000 ⠀ [Verified Bot]
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matthew mason | Neon
What else you got on that character sheet, Claudia?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
I was a prominent advocate during the women’s suffrage movement.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
(Whispering:) You can just say that?
win wallace | Rugrats™
Women’s what movement?
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Aw, that’s not cool.
win wallace | Rugrats™
You’re pulling my leg, like you’re telling me that was a thing?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
What?
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Why do you want women to suffer?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
...What? Oh. No, you misunderstand, that’s not what—
woger webster | Copium
Donnie, how could you!? 🥺
gloria call | Copium
Yeah, Donnie. That’s kind of fucked up.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Guys. Suffrage is the right to vote.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Oh.
woger webster | Copium
Women didn’t have the right to vote?!
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
We don’t have the right to vote.
woger webster | Copium
We don’t?! Man, I really need to open a history book.
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
Honestly, don’t do that. You will remain much happier.
woger webster | Copium
Oop.
GameMaster9000 ⠀ [Verified Bot]
Claudia Mitchell | Copium found some evidence!
• A piece of paper with a horseracing tack logo on the upper left corner.
• There is writing on the right side of the paper reading “IOU -Duke Carillo”.
matthew mason | Neon
I knew it! Duke did it!
Duke Carillo | Millennials
That fuck I didn’t!
Edith Fontano
Ah, it was Duke who owed Felix money.
matthew mason | Neon
Damn straight. Broke boy couldn’t pay his debt so he shanked the club owner.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Yeah, because what I need is to have his dad on my ass for killing his son. That’s the last thing I want.
matthew mason | Neon
Anyone can use that logic!
Duke Carillo | Millennials
I gave him an IOU didn’t I!?
matthew mason | Neon
You probably got worried you couldn’t pay him in time, didn’t you!?
[Typing: /search stab wound]
staffroom
matthew mason | Neon
So you decided to get rid of him! That way, your debt would also be gone!
Duke Carillo | Millennials
I’m pretty sure any logical person would rather deal with the son of a crime boss than the actual big guy himself! The dude doesn’t even like his own son! He fucking hired a PI to investigate if him!
matthew mason | Neon
To be honest, I feel like most people here just tolerate him because of his ties.
woger webster | Copium
Oh yeah...
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
Yeah...
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
I mean...
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Hey...
Duke Carillo | Millennials
For sure.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Eh...
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Hold on, do we have the right to vote? Like my bros and I specifically.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™ joined the call.
june palmetto | Millennials
I mean he’s kinda an ass.
Edith Fontano
Big time.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Guys.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
What are you upset over? You’re not playing Felix anymore.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Still...
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
I also agree.
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
You don’t even know what you’re agreeing to.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Well, do you want to enlighten me?
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
How a lot of people just tolerated Felix because of his ties to his dad.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Yeah, I can see that being the case.
matthew mason | Neon
(snrks.)
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Aren’t you his mistress?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
I mean I can be his mistress and still see how much of an ass he is.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Hm.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Sorry?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
I’m not.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
I like how we’re all congregated here, still.
matthew mason | Neon
Where have you been?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Tried seeing if the other rooms had evidence.
matthew mason | Neon
Any luck?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Nada from what I can tell. Raymond is searching the one channel that actually has searchable areas. Every other room didn’t even let me search anything, so am I right in assuming those don’t even have a clue in them?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
That’ll be correct.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Sweet. Also would’ve been nice to know before I dipped.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
You dipped too fast.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Guess I’m speed.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
The speediest.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
What’d I miss?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Oh yeah! Can we vote?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Isn’t it too early to vote for who the murderer is?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
No, no, I mean for government shit. For when we turn 18 and stuff.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Hmm. I don’t know... Maybe? I can look into it and ask around.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Okay! 😃
Michelangelos
(Gasps in unison.)
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Guys, I did it!
june palmetto | Millennials
Congrats, dude!
woger webster | Copium
Yaaa, boy!
jefferson mitchell | Neon
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Edith Fontano
You learn fast, kid
Congrats
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Thanks! ^>^
june palmetto | Millennials
They grow up so fast. I'm so proud!
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Oh god.
GameMaster9000 ⠀ [Verified Bot]
Edith Fontano found some evidence!
• A napkin with a red lipstick mark on its corner
• A penned note on it reads, “Please run away with me XOXO JJ”
win wallace | Rugrats™
“Please run away with me, XOXO?” Talk about desperate, Donnie.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
That’s planted evidence.
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
You planted something on it, alright.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
I want my lawyer. Roger, you’re a lawyer, right?
woger webster | Copium
I’m not that kind of lawyer.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Damnit.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Oh, so you’re admitting guilt, already? Case closed. GG, everyone.
win wallace | Rugrats™
Damn, that was easy.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
It wasn’t me!
Edith Fontano
Harlot
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Noooo!!! I didn’t do it!
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Judy, are you right-handed?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Yes, I am!
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Hm.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Did you find something?
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Yeah. (Pauses.) Oh, I forgot to share it.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
You can hide evidence!?
Edith Fontano
There’s only a 1/3 chance of success.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Actually, this is perfect. Before I do share it. Can everyone tell me if you’re left-hand or right-handed?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Shady.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Not really.
june palmetto | Millennials
I’m left-handed.
woger webster | Copium
Hey, me too!
june palmetto | Millennials
Aw ye, besties!
woger webster | Copium
Besties!
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
I’m right handed.
woger webster | Copium
Boo!
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Don’t boo me.
Edith Fontano
Right handed too
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
I’m ambidextrous.
Edith Fontano
Since when?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Since I became Edgar Fitzpatrick.
Edith Fontano
By the way, Cecil, you have a time limit
If you don’t share in time then there’s a chance the murderer might get to it first.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Oh, you’re right!
GameMaster9000 ⠀ [Verified Bot]
Cecil Ripley found some evidence!
• A broken bottle.
• It appears the murderer left their bloody handprint on the handle. Pay close attention to the orientation of the handprint.
• There is a distinctive odor.
matthew mason | Neon
Does it even matter if you take notes and memorize it?
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
There’s a chance some of the evidence will get lost.
matthew mason | Neon
I guess that’s true... What’s this about the orientation of the bloody handprint?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Look at how the left thumb is on the neck of the bottle.
matthew mason | Neon
Oh! So we looking for a southpaw?
june palmetto | Millennials
Oh shit.
woger webster | Copium
Uh oh.
Edith Fontano
June, did you kill my husband?
june palmetto | Millennials
No! I would never! I have no motive to do so!
Edith Fontano
june palmetto | Millennials
Don’t squint your eyes at me.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Gave up on the accent, Mike?
june palmetto | Millennials
Yeah... 😔
Edith Fontano
What if you still hold resentment over how Felix abandoned you?
june palmetto | Millennials
Woah! Okay, slow down, there. “Abandoned” is a tad harsh, ain’t it? Yeah, he dumped me, but I wouldn’t say he abandoned me.
Edith Fontano
You know, it’s okay to admit it. Being in denial just makes it worse.
june palmetto | Millennials
Dude. What about sisters before misters?
Edith Fontano
This was before my husband died.
june palmetto | Millennials
😩
Edith Fontano
What about you, Roger?
woger webster | Copium
Who’s Roger?
Edith Fontano
You know who I mean for a fact
woger webster | Copium
Come on, Slonk-san. Type it out.
Edith Fontano
I refuse
woger webster | Copium
Do it.
Edith Fontano
...
Woger
woger webster | Copium
(Hehe.) Well it’s obviously not me, Woger Webster, because I got no motive!
Edith Fontano
No motive whatsoever?
woger webster | Copium
Nope! I just make money and live life in the fast lane.
😎🤙
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
Chasing ambulances?
woger webster | Copium
🤑
Duke Carillo | Millennials
I got a question. Are you a southpaw, Cecil?
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
For the last time, I’m not the murderer. Are you a southpaw, Duke?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Wouldn’t you like to know?
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
That’s why I’m asking!
matthew mason | Neon
He’s probably left-handed, that’s why he won’t tell us.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
I’m not the murderer, so I got nothing to hide. But yes, I’m left-handed.
matthew mason | Neon
See? He’s definitely the murderer. He’s left-handed and has a motive!
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
You don’t say?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
(Grunts.)
matthew mason | Neon
What’s with the odor on the bottle?
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Does anyone have anything? Like on your character sheets?
matthew mason | Neon
Well, in my professional opinion, the bottle isn't anything medical from what I can tell.
Edith Fontano
Nothing on my character sheet.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Nope!
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Nothing to report.
june palmetto | Millennials
Nada.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Nothing for me, either.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Anyone? Read your sheets over to make sure.
No? Okay, I guess that was a dead end, then.
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
More likely someone missed something on their character sheet.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
That is most likely the case.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
So aside from the physical evidence, who here had recent beef with Felix?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Edgar.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
What?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
I saw them have an argument at Roger’s—
woger webster | Copium
Woger.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
at Woger’s party last week.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Well, isn’t convenient.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
What?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
You also had an argument with Felix last night, in this very club. And since you’re throwing fingers at people that so much as had a disagreement with Felix...
woger webster | Copium
(Gasps.)
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Gasp!
woger webster | Copium
Again, Jefferson? You think you know a person...
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Now, hold on. I’m a good friend of Felix’s—or at least, I was.
woger webster | Copium
WAS!?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Because he's dead.
woger webster | Copium
Oh, right.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Yeah. We were friends. And friends can have fights from time to time.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Oh, but now you got me curious on what this conversation could be about. Poppy, did you happen to overhear anything of note?
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
I’m afraid not. Jefferson did wait until the club closed to talk, though.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Suspicious.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
If you must know, all it was about was that Felix backed out from a business deal.
matthew mason | Neon
Was it a good one? Was it life changing? Enough to incentivise murder?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
No? He pulled out and I didn’t invest any money into it yet, so no skin off my nose.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Did he give a reason why?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Oh, yeah. It wasn’t exactly above the board, so he was getting cold feet. I guess he assumed I was gonna snitch about the sitch to Claudia.
Edith Fontano
What’s your job?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Oh, I’m a stockbroker. So I got money.
matthew mason | Neon
Aw yeah, we doing well for ourselves during prohibition, aren’t we?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Yeah, we are!
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
What about Edgar’s fight with Felix?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
I was also a witness to this argument at Ro—
woger webster | Copium
(Clears throat.)
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
At Woger’s party.
woger webster | Copium
Thank you.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Scoff! You’re making a mountain out of a molehill.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Are we? The argument got pretty heated. We heard it from a distance.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
How sound are these accusations? Unlike your argument behind shady closed doors, Jefferson, this apparent, quote, unquote, “heated argument” between Felix and I was at a public house party.
Despite that, you’re telling me this quote, unquote, “heated argument” was only witnessed by two people? The two witnesses being a married couple, if I might add?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
What are you saying?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
I think he’s saying that our accounts don't hold water. And that I am simply corroborating with you due to our marital status.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Perhaps.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Are you accusing my wife of being an accessory to murder!? ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Hey, those are your words, not mine. I never said anything about murder. Unless this is a confession.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
What about you, then, Edgar?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
What about me?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
What were you talking to Felix about at Woger’s party.
matthew mason | Neon
(Snickers.)
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Hey he’s the one insistent to be called that.
matthew mason | Neon
No it’s just... Woger Wabbit.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Jesus.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
The argument we had was simply over creative differences in the production he’s funding.
june palmetto | Millennials
Oi, I better still have a part in that.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Why, of course you will, Miss Palmetto.
june palmetto | Millennials
Fuck yeah.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Oh, oh! I know what the smell is!
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
What smell?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
From the bottle! It’s gin, apparently.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Oh?
matthew mason | Neon
A little late to the party, aren’t you?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Look, it’s been a long night. Maybe I’m so frazzled that I forgot.
matthew mason | Neon
We literally paused the game for a few minutes to make sure everyone checked their character sheets to make sure.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Now, now. Mr. Carpenter is telling us now, isn’t he?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Thank you!
matthew mason | Neon
(Mocking.) Mr. Carpenter is telling us now, isn’t he?
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Hey, now.
matthew mason | Neon
I think that was the wind.
woger webster | Copium
Leo on Leo violence... part two...
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Mr. Carpenter?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Oh, yes! I know for a fact that the bottle was filled with gin. And because I am the bartender, who was totally doing my job the whole evening, I have memorized what everyone drank!
Edith Fontano
It couldn’t be that easy, could it?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
In fact, I have a very convenient list of who drank gin tonight right here. A list that I totally did not just notice just now. Because I was paying attention this whole time.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Just get on with it.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
First one on the list: Duke Carillo.
matthew mason | Neon
HAH.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Oh, really?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Stop smiling.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
We are on a voice call.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
I can envision the stupid smug ass smile on your stupid face. On the both of you.
matthew mason | Neon
You got no proof.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Edgar Fitzpatrick.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Damn.
Edith Fontano
Really, Edgar?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Don’t talk to me, Edith. Do you really think that little of me?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Judy Jordan.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Oh no.
Edith Fontano
Floozy.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Is that better or worse than “harlot”?
Edith Fontano
Yes
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Jefferson Mitcell.
woger webster | Copium
Aw, dude. You were just at my house last week! I dined with a murderer...
jefferson mitchell | Neon
I’m being framed! Claudia, you believe me, don’t you?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
That remains to be seen.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
My emotional support! .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
I will only supply the truth.
matthew mason | Neon
Man’s ready to dump yo ass the second you get a guilty verdict. Got no loyalty.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
It do be like that.
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
The only thing I’m loyal to is justice.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Yeah, that’s fair.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
...And Felix Fontano.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Oh.
matthew mason | Neon
FUCK!
Edith Fontano
Wow
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Wait, so that means it doesn’t matter who drank the bottle of gin, right? They could have just snatched it from Felix?
matthew mason | Neon
Yeeeeep.
Edith Fontano
One step forward and two steps back
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Hey, at least we got the other clue about the handedness of the murderer.
matthew mason | Neon
Which, I might add, points to Duke.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Bite me.
matthew mason | Neon
No one else is left-handed from what I can tell. Everyone?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Right-handed!
jefferson mitchell | Neon
I think it’s safe to assume Claudia and I can vouch for each other that we’re both right-handed?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
That’s right.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Wouldn’t the people that insist that they’re right-handed be more suspicious?
matthew mason | Neon
What do you mean?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Since we know the murderer’s left handed after the bottle was shared as evidence, people could just lie and say that they’re right handed.
matthew mason | Neon
What kind of 4D chess sounding move...
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
He does have a point.
matthew mason | Neon
Bruh.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Are you saying people can just lie during murder mysteries?
matthew mason | Neon
Yeah, bro. Isn’t that fucked up?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
It is!
GameMaster9000 ⠀ [Verified Bot]
Raymond Reynolds | Neon found some evidence!
• This is a Vaudeville playbill for the The Copeley Brothers’ Amazing Variety Show.
• There is blood on it.
Raymond Reynolds | Neon joined the call.
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
Raymond found a playbill!
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Raymond, are you left-handed or right-handed?
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
Right!
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Darn.
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
What’d I miss?
Edith Fontano
The murderer is left handed.
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
So that means I’m in the clear, right?
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Actually, yeah. You just admitted to being right-handed without knowing the handedness of the murderer. So you would have no reason to lie.
Raymond Reynolds | Neon
Oh! Thank you?
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
Hey I think that playbill belongs to Edith.
Edith Fontano
What makes you say that?
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
Apparently I saw her at the show.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
C’mon, Leo. You gotta believe that you did!
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
Oh, um.. I saw her at the show!
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
The drama!
june palmetto | Millennials
I knew it! You did it!
Edith Fontano
I thought we were besties, June. What is this betrayal?
june palmetto | Millennials
Hey you were pointing fingers at me, first! Should have known that the reason why was to get suspicion off of yourself. Why did you do it, Edith? Surely, there were other ways!
Edith Fontano
I didn’t do it.
june palmetto | Millennials
It’s okay, Edithlynne, I will allow you to cry into my soon-to-be-broadway-and-hollywood-famous bosom this once before your ass gets thrown into the ocean by the mob.
Edith Fontano
Who the fuck is “Edithlynne”?
woger webster | Copium
Wait. Was Edith alone at the play?
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
She was with a man, but I just assumed it was Felix. Why?
woger webster | Copium
It might have been Edgar.
june palmetto | Millennials
Oh yeah, those two are having an affair.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
What!?
matthew mason | Neon
I KNEW IT.
Edith Fontano
Wow
Snitch
june palmetto | Millennials
Sorry dude. Shouldn’t have been a murderer, then.
gloria call | Copium
Oh, yeah. That was a thing.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Wait, you knew this the whole time?
gloria call | Copium
Yeah they attempted to fake-flirt in front of me.
matthew mason | Neon
Wait, really?
gloria call | Copium
They were not good at it.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
I beg to differ, we performed our roles perfectly.
Edith Fontano
What he said
gloria call | Copium
But did you really?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
You knew and didn't do shit to protect me?
gloria call | Copium
Look, you might have been the murderer, I don’t know.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
You were having an affair this whole time and were calling me names!? Hypocrite!
Edith Fontano
Well you were dating Felix, a married man.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
B—you’re married, too!!
Edith Fontano
Oh, right.
matthew mason | Neon
(Laughs.) Yeah, dude. That’s usually how it works.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
So. My own lover is the murderer.
Edith Fontano
It’s not me. You have just as much motive as me. Maybe even more so?
june palmetto | Millennials
Oh my god... He pulled the fundings on your ass!
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
No!
Edith Fontano
So you really were going to leave me?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Maybe.
june palmetto | Millennials
Damn, that’s cold.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Okay, June? Are you telling me you had like... all of the Fontano’s current secrets and scandals. And you said nothing?
june palmetto | Millennials
Teehee?
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Mikey.
june palmetto | Millennials
Okay, to be fair.
I kinda wanted Raph to be the murderer.
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Bitch.
june palmetto | Millennials
Which I mean that can still be the case!
woger webster | Copium
It would be so funny.
june palmetto | Millennials
You get me! So fess up, horseman. How much of a debt are you in? Would it leave you destitute?
Duke Carillo | Millennials
I got nothing to fess up. My financial situation is private!
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Don, I got a question. How many physical clues are there?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
There should be seven.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
So should we be worried that we’re missing almost half of them?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Well, either they’re being hidden or haven’t been found yet. Speaking of which, your time is drawing to a close. If anybody has lasting remarks or evidence they’re willing to share, do so now. We will commence voting momentarily.
Notes:
Whodunnit?
Chapter 44: The Cat's Meow: Conclusion
Notes:
The end of the "whodunnit"! ^o^ Since I posted a day late last week, I'm posting a day early this week. Why? Why not.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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june palmetto | Millennials
So it’s definitely Edith, right?
Edith Fontano
No? You could have easily planted the playbill considering you knew about it.
Or, alternatively
It was Edgar
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Rude. Maybe you did do it, since you're being so defensive.
Edith Fontano
Who wouldn't be defensive when they're falsely accused of murder?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
No one else is going to point out that Nathaniel is the one who saw Edith at the show so the playbill could have belonged to him?
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
I don’t have motive like the rest of you do. I’m just some guy. A dude. An amigo. Oh! Like, I’m a pianist, right?
win wallace | Rugrats™
(Snickers.) Hey Leo, say “pianist” again.
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
Oh, grow up, dude.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Hehe. Pianist.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Pianist!
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Pianist!
win wallace | Rugrats™
PIANIST!
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
PIANIST!
june palmetto | Millennials
WHY ARE WE YELLING.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
WE’RE PLAYING THE “PIANIST” GAME.
june palmetto | Millennials
THE WHAT GAME?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Okay, time out. Let’s not yell into our mics, please.
june palmetto | Millennials
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
What were we talking about again?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
You said that you were a pianist.
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
Oh, right!
Rugrats™
(Snickering.)
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
Guys...
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Well, don't let us stop you.
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
.... So I’m a pianist, which means I could have been performing at the show, for all you know. So yeah, sure. I was at the show, but I had a reason to be at the show! It was for a gig. But what about Edith and Edgar, huh? They had no reason to be at such a theater! It was so out of the way!
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
You’re being awfully verbose for someone claiming to just be “some guy”.
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
I ramble when I’m nervous!
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Why are you nervous?
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
Because Do—I mean Judy thinks I’m the murderer?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Well, are you?
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
No!
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
And Raymond!
Raymon Reynolds | Neon
Yes?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Did you find any clues other than the playbill?
Raymon Reynolds | Neon
No?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
You sound unsure.
Raymon Reynolds | Neon
You’re making me nervous!
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Hmm, I don’t know. You’re sounding a little sus!
Edith Fontano
What about you, Judy?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
What about me?
Edith Fontano
Why are you pointing fingers?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Because I want to find the murderer?
Edith Fontano
Or is it because you want to deflect the suspicion off of yourself?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
(Gasps.) Are you suggesting that I’m the murderer?
Edith Fontano
Perhaps.
Hussy
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
How many more names are you going to call me?
Edith Fontano
Yes
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Do the names make you uncomfortable?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Oh no, don’t worry, they’re not! I’ve been called worse things online.
Raymon Reynolds | Neon
Yikes.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Yep. The Internet is a wonderful but cruel place. But seriously no, I’m fine with the names. I just find it funny.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Okay, if you’re sure.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
I am!
Cuke Carillo | Millennials
You should still stop calling the baby names.
june palmetto | Millennials
Speaking of baby names...
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
No.
june palmetto | Millennials
😣
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
What?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
I feel like I’m missing some lore, here.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Don’t worry about it.
Edith Fontano
I’m not calling them names
Edith is
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Okay, buddy. Now where was I… Oh! Why would I want to kill Felix?
Edith Fontano
It could have been you because he refused to run away with you
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
I’ll get over it.
Edith Fontano
Or it could have been June
june palmetto | Millennials
Moi? Edith, I told you I have no motive!
Edith Fontano
I don’t trust any of you
june palmetto | Millennials
Wow, just like the good ol’ days.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
The wha?
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Getting a little meta there aren’t you, Mike?
june palmetto | Millennials
😃
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Does anyone have any more they want to discuss?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
I think all fingers have been pointed. Some more valid than others.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Should we commence voting?
Edith Fontano
brb smth came up
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Oop.
june palmetto | Millennials
What the Ronin doing?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Oh! Well. Guess we can pause voting for now.
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matthew mason | Neon
Dang, he’s taking a while.
woger webster | Copium
So... how’s it going?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
I mean, can’t complain.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Wanna hear a joke?
woger webster | Copium
Go for it!
matthew mason | Neon
Is it a good one?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Leonardos and Michelangelos
Sneakers!
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Aw, man.
???
(Giggling.)
gloria call | Copium
Huh?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Wait, who was that?
matthew mason | Neon
It sounded like a little kid laughing?
june palmetto | Millennials
Was that a soundboard?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
Uh, I don’t think any of us added anything like that from what I remember.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
I have added no such sound.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Me neither!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Nor did I...
matthew mason | Neon
Someone must have a weird laugh.
Cuke Carillo | Millennials
Yeah, because one of us definitely made that noise?
matthew mason | Neon
Was it you, rugrat!Donnie?
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
I’m not that much of a squeaker!
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Are we doing ninja puns?
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Respectively, please no puns.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Come on, they’re just puns. You don’t have to be so sensei-tive about it.
???
(Giggles even louder.)
matthew mason | Neon
Okay, no seriously who was that?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Admin Mike’s avatar lights up when it happens.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Didn’t he say he had to do something?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
Maybe one of the kids is near the laptop?
???
Hehe. Hi.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Omigosh.
woger webster | Copium
It’s a baby!
Too Many People
(Overlapping Voices)
???
Shhhhh!
june palmetto | Millennials
🙊
jefferson mitchell | Neon
🙊
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
🙊
woger webster | Copium
🙈
???
Don’t tell Grunkie Mike I was here.
matthew mason | Neon
Grunkie?!
???
Shhhhh!
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Yeah, Leo, shhh!
???
(Giggles.) You guys are funny.
matthew mason | Neon
Didn’t he say they just started walking not too long ago? The passage of time...
???
What are you all doing in here?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
We are playing a game.
???
(Gasps.) A game? Is it a fun game?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Very fun!
???
What kind of game is it?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Uh...
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Among Us! We’re trying to find the sus person!
???
What’s Among Us?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Welp! Can’t help you there.
Edith Fontano
(In the distance.) Yi, where are you sweetie?
matthew mason | Neon
O-M-G.
june palmetto | Millennials
He calls her sweetie... 🥺
???
(Whispering:) Oh, I got to go. Remember! Don’t tell him!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
My lips are sealed. Right, everyone?
Too Many People
(Overlapping agreement.)
Duke Carillo | Millennials
(Unmutes:) Wait, what'd I miss?
june palmetto | Millennials
Shhhhh. 🤫
Duke Carillo | Millennials
Wh....?
staffroom
Edith Fontano
Ok I’m back
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Hey do you know what this all reminds me of? Among Us.
Edith Fontano
The fuck
matthew mason | Neon
Yeah, like the similarities are kinda close, you know?
Edith Fontano
Not every social deduction game is Among Us
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Oh so you do know what that is.
Edith Fontano
Yeah? What’s going on?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Nothing!
Edith Fontano
Ok?
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Should we get a crack on with the voting? Unless anyone else has any closing arguments.
No? Okay. So how this works is simple! Just type in forward slash “vote” followed by the name of the person you think committed the murder. Do not worry about the spelling, because the bot should give you autofill options based on the first few letters. If you change your mind after submitting, simply type the command again and it will overwrite your previous vote!
[Typing: /vote Edgar Fitpatrick]
staffroom
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
And by majority vote...
Congratulations, Edgar Fitzpatrick! You’ve been convicted as the killer!
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Fuck.
matthew mason | Neon
(Snorts.) “Congratulations”.
Cuke Carillo | Millennials
Fuck yeah. Suck a lemon, Leon.
matthew mason | Neon
Whatever.
Cuke Carillo | Millennials
And you can suck on a lemon too, Leo.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
I didn’t vote for you, Raph.
Cuke Carillo | Millennials
You didn’t?
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
I voted for Edgar.
Cuke Carillo | Millennials
... Huh.
june palmetto | Millennials
I voted for you, Raph.
Cuke Carillo | Millennials
Up yours, Mike.
june palmetto | Millennials
Love you too, bro. 🧡
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
Wait, was it really Edgar? Or just the majority vote.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
T’is I who was the murderer.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Damn, bro. Talk about all that dramaaaa.
Edith Fontano
Why’d you do it?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Chuckles quietly.
Edith Fontano
Oh no.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Well, if you all must know. Felix had previously agreed to financially support my newest Broadway production. But in a plot twist of pure betrayal, he threatened to take away my fundings.
matthew mason | Neon
Because he found out you were dating his wife.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Yeah.
win wallace | Rugrats™
So you betrayed him first.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Not really? I knew Edith first, not Felix. Was it wrong of me to date a married woman? Perhaps. Did I betray the guy? No, I barely knew him.
june palmetto | Millennials
Ay, that’s kinda messed up. You’re dating his wife and yet you asked him for money?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
I am a man of ambition, it would seem.
june palmetto | Millennials
That’s one way to put it.
gloria call | Copium
And then what happened?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Felix gave me an ultimatum: break up with Edith or he would pull all his backing.
june palmetto | Millennials
Hey, I was supposed to star in that show.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
You were! So honestly, we both lost tonight.
june palmetto | Millennials
Aw, man.
Raymon Reynolds | Neon
Must have been a tough decision.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
It was!
matthew mason | Neon
Shoulda just flipped a coin.
jefferson mitchell | Neon
Yeah, the longer you marinate and stall in situations like these, the worse it gets. Best to deal with it quickly. The anxiety gets stronger the more you flip back and forth.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Did you think I didn’t attempt to do what you suggested? Trust me. I’ve tried to make it a swift decision! But it was so difficult. Oh, so difficult. The long hours I’ve spent, poring over this decision. How I agonized over the unfair choices, day and night. Oh, how it twisted my insides, how it disturbed my mind, haunting me in my every waking moment.
I could not eat. I could not sleep.
Cuke Carillo | Millennials
Dude I left for a bit and he’s still going?
june palmetto | Millennials
Stop leaving, then. EZ.
woger webster | Copium
Do you think he prepared this in advance?
gloria call | Copium
Knowing him? Probably.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
I felt so trapped, locked in a birdcage—forced to choose between my two loves. Knowing that no matter what path I chose, my wings would forever be clipped, one way or another.
matthew mason | Neon
Jesus, get on with it!
Edith Fontano
Can we mute him?
matthew mason | Neon
Yeah, what he said. Or typed?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
No. I’ll just unmute myself.
matthew mason | Neon
Phooey.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
Let him finish his speech.
matthew mason | Neon
Fine.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
And then... on this fateful night, at this very party, an opportunity presented itself to me. One opportunity that I could not simply pass up. It was so simple. Just one little thing, and it would have been two birds with one stone.
win wallace | Rugrats™
What is with all the bird metaphors?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Also not him saying murder was “one little thing.” 💀
win wallace | Rugrats™
Damn. Yeah, that too.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Ah, how could I have been so blind? The answer was so obvious! It turns out that I, Edgar Fitzpatrick, never had to make a decision in the first place. That I, Edgar Fitzpatrick, never had to submit to the will of Felix Fontano at all!
Cuke Carillo | Millennials
Wait, I’m confused: how much did I miss?
june palmetto | Millennials
Shhhhh. 🤫
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Yes! You heard me. I could have it all: Edith and the play... If only Felix were out of the picture, if only Edith controlled the money, if only...
Ah ha ha... Ah ha ha... AH HA HA HA HA. Increasing volume of maniacal laughter! Increasing volume of maniacal laughter!!
Edith Fontano
Why did you try to pin the murder on me, then?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
(Clears throat.) Well, the character sheet said that I just had to get away with it. It didn’t say that I had to get away with it with you. Also, you were pointing fingers at me, so I had to fight back.
Edith Fontano
Yeah I can respect that.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Indeed!
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Wait, how are we supposed to come to this conclusion?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
Individually, a single clue could have implicated multiple people. But if you were to take into account every single clue that had to do with the murder itself, only one person ticks all the boxes; Edgar.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
He was ambidextrous, so he could have easily swung the murder weapon with his left hand. He drank gin and he was at the vaudeville play. Not to mention the whole ultimatum thing.
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
Precisely!
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
So the IOU and napkin were red herrings?
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
Yes.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Damn.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
You voted for me didn’t you?
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
I mean...
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
Rude!
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Wait, now I’m curious; what happened to the other clues?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
I managed to hide them all.
Edith Fontano
You succeeded in finding and hiding three pieces of evidence in a row?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Yes. I’m quite surprised I managed to do just that.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
That’s a lot of good luck.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Alas, it did not matter. For I could not escape the law.
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
I’m surprised the majority voted for Edgar.
woger webster | Copium
Wow, rude.
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
No offense.
woger webster | Copium
Offense very much taken!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
It was quite close. The runner-up was Edith Fontano.
Edith Fontano
I am appalled
Claudia Mitchell | Copium
To be fair, you had the second most compelling motive. The majority of the physical evidence was on your side.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Alright, who voted for me. I promise I won’t be mad.
Judy Jordan | Rugrats™
You say that, but no one ever actually means it...
Edith Fontano
I did
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Yeah, that tracks.
Edith Fontano
To be fair, my character sheet just loves to talk about you
june palmetto | Millennials
Damn, done in because you lived rent free in Edith’s head.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Foiled!
jefferson mitchell | Neon
I voted for you, Donnie! o(≧∀≦)o
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
... Thank you, Miguel.
matthew mason | Neon
Hey what do you know, I did, too!
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Weren’t you dead set on Duke being the murderer!?
matthew mason | Neon
Yeah, but then I was like; this would be funnier.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Goddamnit, Nardo. Who else voted for me?
Raymon Reynolds | Neon
Um.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
ET TU, BRUTUS!?
Raymon Reynolds | Neon
In Raph’s defense, you made him feel bad about not voting for you the first time around.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
For hosting the event, Raph. Are you saying you would have voted for me even if there was no evidence that pointed to me being the murderer?
Raymon Reynolds | Neon
Honestly? Yeah!
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
Even if I was the victim?
Raymon Reynolds | Neon
Yeah! Well, Raph would have voted for whoever you played in the second act!
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
I would have been the PI, Raph.
Raymon Reynolds | Neon
So?
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
So? So that means your guess would have been 100% incorrect! You would have literally wasted your vote!
Cuke Carillo | Millennials
Nothing wrong with voting for the PI, kid.
Raymon Reynolds | Neon
Yeah!
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Raph!
Cuke Carillo | Millennials
I stand by my decision.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
So let’s get on with the awards and we can wrap this all up for the night?
june palmetto | Millennials
Aw what, awards? If I knew there’d be awards, I wouldn’t have wasted my vote on Raph.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
It is what it is.
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Were you really going to vote for Edgar, Mikey?
june palmetto | Millennials
Yeah, honestly no. My money was on Edith.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
The Keen Detective Award goes to: Cecil, Edith, Claudia, Matthew, Raymond, Judy... and Edgar. (Plays golfclap.sfx on the soundboard)
matthew mason | Neon
You voted. For yourself.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
I said I was going to find the murderer.
matthew mason | Neon
Does this count? You had the reveal on your character sheet.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
I voted for the correct person, did I not?
woger webster | Copium
I can’t believe all four of the Neons voted for their Donnie. Including himself.
Edgar Fitzpatrick | Neon
The burden I must bear of being everyone’s favorite.
matthew mason | Neon
Sure, let’s go with that.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
The Outstanding Acting Award goes to Poppy! For your commitment to staying in character. (Plays golfclap.sfx on the soundboard)
woger webster | Copium
😲 Go Leo!!
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
Oh! Thank you!
matthew mason | Neon
Bruh I can’t believe he got an award for extorting money out of me.
Poppy Gebhardt | Copium
You’re the one who wanted to know my secrets.
matthew mason | Neon
I’m wiping my tears with a hundred dollar bill.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
The Life of the Party Award goes to everyone who performed something for the stage: June, Woger, Nathaniel, Raymond and Calvin! (Plays golfclap.sfx on the soundboard)
woger webster | Copium
🥳
june palmetto | Millennials
I can’t believe you said “Woger” with such an even voice.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
I’m a professional.
✨calvin carpenter✨ | Rugrats™
Sweet!
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
This is unexpected, thank you!
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
And the final award Hapless Victim Turned Expert Investigator goes to Cecil! Congrats, Leo. (Plays golfclap.sfx on the soundboard)
Cecil Ripley | Millennials
Oh, wow! I am honored.
Mr. Wizard | Millennials
And that about covers it! Good game, everybody.
woger webster | Copium
GG.
Raymon Reynolds | Neon
GG!
Nathaniel Nash | Rugrats™
GG.
Edith Fontano
GG
Notes:
Now I scurry into my den to hibernate for the winter.
Chapter 45: meowtastic homecoming
Notes:
i'm baaaack. hello every-nyan. you guys know how i said i would be gone for the winter but.... i took an extended break... lmao.. oopsie,,,
Next chapter will have TOTTMNT spoilers! :3
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
general
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
so do we get to rp charging @Bootyshaker9000 | Neon for murder?
oh what? yall changed everyones username back already?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
But of course. We are very efficient. Why?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh i was thinking we were gonna do like asdadas a trial thing
my leo can be the judge! bc he's dead and stuff
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Thanks, mikey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
np
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I did not miss this nickname.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
adasdasda it's like meeting an old friend
so are we doing the trial or not
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I was not aware this was something the server would be interested in. The case was pretty much cut and dry.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
and i thought you donnys did everything in extreme
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Who would even be talented enough to represent me? Unless I'm representing myself.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
gentlemen...
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Oh, Pizza Supreme.
Pizza Unsupreme, if you will.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
wasnt cope!mikey playing a lawyer?
oh wait he wasnt a murder lawyer nvm carry on
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I'll still take him over this schmuck.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
your honor my client pleads “woopsy daisy”
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
In what world would that be a feasible defense in a court of law?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait hold on he's making a compelling point
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I thought i was the judge
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
leo tell him he makes a compelling point
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
No thanks
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
party pooper
should change your nickname to “joyless leader”
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Don't
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh hey
isn't this great, leo-san? now you u guys have matching nicknames again!
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I am quaking with joy.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
WAIT.
WHOMST THE FUCK CHANGED MY NICKNAME
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
that took a while
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
I WAS IN LAWYER MODE
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
it was me c:
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
but for why
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
i did it for the funni
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
oh my b carry on
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
ty
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
it's wrong tho
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
nah
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
no one even says swag anymore
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait what
they don't?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
untrue. swag is eternal
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
isn't it before your time?
its all abt drip now right
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
(looks at hands)
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
drip doesn't compare. swag is eternal
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
It's an apt designation for you, Leo.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
you will start coughing in 3 days. 
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
ldkfgjlsdgk
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ASDASDASDASDAS
w a period and everything
hes srs
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
damn straight
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
"Even though there's nothing straight about me."
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
even tho theres nothing straight abt me
FUCK
HOW DID YOU KNOW
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You are predictable.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
oh yeah? well predict THIS
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
[A series of emojis chosen at random.]
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
🤷♂️😘 👀😧
...
i hate you
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Sure you do.
Now that you know the extent of my power, I will give you one chance to retract your threat.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
nah
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Very well then. It is both bold and foolish of you to threaten me.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
what r u gonna do abt it?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You will find out in three days.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
lol
wait r u joking??? /srs or /j?????
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You will find out in three days.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
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✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
rip leon
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
btw what's the verdict
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Guilty
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
THIS KANGAROO COURT IS A SHAM. A LOAD OF HOGWASH
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
How typical of a government appointed lawyer. I was not expecting much but somehow you managed to exceed my expectations to completely and irrevocably disappoint me.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
im actually the best lawyer tyvm
also im no public defender so you owe me like a quadrillion dollars
pay up bud
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
[Perishes during his transport to prison.]
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
FUCK MY MONEY
Replying to message by:
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
The funny?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
funni*
i know what i said
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Ah. My apologies
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
you are forgiven
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait whats the other leos names
@Leonardos
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
Why
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh lol
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
why not?
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
...
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
would you rather be “dadless leader”
fatherless?
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
I'll take the knee
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
that's what i thought
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
😔
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Why are you kids like this
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
why not?
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
really donnie?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
what? it's funny!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Does that mean when I talk about my Leo he's “Lifeless Leader”?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
....
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(⚆ᗝ⚆)
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
....
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
dude...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Oh so suddenly this isn't a safe space anymore?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
safe for who exactly? bc it's def not me
6
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
4
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
DUDE
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Do it. Coward.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
i liked it better when you were mysterious and shit.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Tough luck
You kids were the ones that kept prying.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
why if this isn't the quencies of our actions
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Never say that again
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
sir yes sir 
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
why are YOU like this
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I'm competitive
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
asdasdasdasd
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Quencies...?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
consequences*
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Oh.
I think that's enough screen time for today
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
ASDASDASDASDASD
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bye leo!
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Goodbye, mikey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i'll catch you up on what happens later if anything interesting happens
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Please don't
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
can someone change my nickname please
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
sure. when you get a date w april
then i'll consider it
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
aw man :C
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
oh! since you're here admin mike
can i use all animated emoji slots
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Sure, why not
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
hells yeah
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Just don't make me regret it
1
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What the hell is that
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
LOL look at them go
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh theyre shmovin'!
[Message #general]
starboard
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
omg it got on the starboard asdasdasd
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
What the actual fuck, guys.
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
he's the one that doesn't cuss much right
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
yep. SCATTER
[Message #starboard]
masterchefs
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
guys excuse the wall of text but im so glad the world knows abt us (not to brag or anything but i am kinda bragging) bc that means i can go to this mart thats closer to the lair that i couldnt go to before bc the cute cat there always reacts when i come in but i can now and he can react all he want and i can go into the store all i want
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdasdasd ????
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Mind running that by us again?
With less words this time?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
theres a cute cat at this food mart i frequent and he's adorable and he's so grumpy and GAH
you know?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
!!
👀
grumpy cats are so adorable
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i love grumpy cats!
do you have a picture?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
sure do!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
sldjkhlaskjdhasd
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Why does he look like that?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
that's his default state
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
his resting hiss face
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
exAAACTLY
basically i emotionally adopted him and we bonded and he's kinda mine now
we understand each other
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
im assuming the cat belongs to the owner of the food mart?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ms khatri is a very reasonable woman
she will understand
when he eventually chooses me over her
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
good luck...?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i don't need luck
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i want a cat
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
catless behavior
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
NOOOOOO.·°՞(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞°·.
how will i ever recover from this!?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
you dont
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
_(:‚‹」∠)_
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh sweet mondo came over and brought over some pizza rolls
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
oh shit lucky
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
imma slonk these down
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
damn mondos are the best
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
they sure are
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i wish i had a mondo
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
mondoless behavior
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
NOT AGAIN.·°՞(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞°·
mr. slonk do you have a mondo?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No comment
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ya you know what
fair
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
you either have one, or had one and it's coupled with a traumatic story
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You know me so well
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
as;ldkjal;skdjasdlas 😭👍
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hey i dont have a mondo either
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
yeah but you have like a bajillion cats to make up for it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well i tried
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i appreciate the effort
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ADASDASDASDASDASD
you have done well, young grasshopper
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i have learned from the best
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what have i done to deserve this
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
lol
btw how is the hair situation
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
!!!! oh ya how goes that hair sitch, mikey-tan
since we now know it grows back super fast no matter how much you shave it lol
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
kick me while i'm down why dontcha
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
asdasdasd i'm genuinely curious!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh that's what i forgot to tell you guys
im actually meeting up with barry rn
he says he got smth for me?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
fingers crossed!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
so i might miss uno night
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
NOOOOOO
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Is your hair situation more important than our uno game?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
yeah lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
🥺
[Message #masterchefs]
masterchefs
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i see you guys playing uno
w/o me ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Perish.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
NOOOOOOO
who's winning
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
no one
everyone has over 20 cards
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
yeah sounds abt right
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
cant believe youre missing on this sweet uno action
(save me)
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
so how's the hair
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wow straight to the point huh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i wanna knowwwww
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
ok so i cant take a pic rn bc some of the mystic mojo in his apt is messing w the camera
BUT
i got a cat!
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
!!!!!
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
wow copycat
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
AAAAAAY 👈(ﾟヮﾟ👈)
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
very unintentional but i'll take it
(👉ﾟヮﾟ)👉
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
well barry gave her to me so it wasn't my idea
she's like... a magic creature of sorts? cat-adjacent
vv lethargic and likes to sit still
sometimes smells like cotton candy?
anyway i'm trying to bond w her so she sits on my head
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
asDASDASDASD???
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
So Draxum's big solution is to hide your bald spot
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it's only temporary until he figures out a solution
i can't wear hats forever
also stop calling it a bald spot
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You have hair but a part of it is missing. AKA a bald spot.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
（；´д｀）ゞ
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
is your dad ok w a pet cat? considering...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
first off, i'm an adult i can get a cat
second her species lounges around for most of the day so i will actually be very impressed if he notices
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
lol if u say so
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oooh ooh can i name her
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
....she's my cat?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
do you have a name for her yet?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...no
tbf she was suddenly like given to me
even if i had wanted a cat for a long time
it's just too sudden y'know?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
meowkenzie
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
asdadasd
no
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdasdasdasdas
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
clawdia
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
bartholomew
come on it's already a name
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
thats such an old name
might as well call her archibald
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
al;kafdjafs
it's not on theme tho
we're running w a theme here
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oop my b
unless mikey-tan likes it...?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
definitely no
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
apawllo
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i never said i was accepting suggestions
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
purrsephone
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh that's a good one
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
tyty
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
alexander hameowton
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
et tu, mr. slonk?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
mewlius caesar
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok yeah that one was stretching it a bit
i'll make up for it tho; catpurrnicus
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no punny names
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
not even katsura?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
katsura?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yeah! it's a tree
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
a tree...?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it smells like cotton candy
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
!!!!
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
sounds fake
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdasdasd i can assure you it is not
but its mostly for the pun
cat-sura
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Wait
Are you trying to make him name the cat 「カツラ」 or 「かつら 」
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
asdasdasdasd
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Kid
I can hear you snickering over the mic
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
shhhhshshshshhhh🤫
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
what does mr. slonk mean by that ●___●
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
noothinnggggg
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well he's not lying about the first one:
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
see? dw abt it
they both mean katsura
you know how japanese is
multiple ways to spell one thing yknow
just hiragana vs katakana yknow
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i don't know enough japanese to refute this
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i just see pictures of wigs
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
snitch
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
WHAT
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME NAME MY CAT WIG!?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well some might argue it translates to toupee
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
YOU
COPE MIKE WHEN I GET YOU
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
teehee
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
this is gonna be his villain origin story or something i swear
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
^ a promise
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
uh oh 😱
the quencies of our actions 😔
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
[Message #masterchefs]
general
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
hey has anyone here been to parties?
my bros and i just got invited to one and i know next to nothing about parties
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
reallY?
you wanna tell the whole server how much of a loser you are?
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
hush raph
it's a legitimate question?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
tell me you havent been to a party without telling me you havent been to a party
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
stfu raph you haven't been to a party either?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
shows what you know
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
what does that mean????
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i'm calling you a loser
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
kid, you're talking to a bunch of mutant turtles who is unknown by most of society
what do you think
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
oh
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
oop
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
yeah we've been to parties
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
asdkajsdasdasd
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
admittedly not many
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
definitely not anything like what youve been invited to
(at least i'm assuming)
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
the only parties we've been to are small family gatherings and one red carpet event
or was it a bigwig tech conference?
it was something
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
it had a lot of cameras tho
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
too many cameras
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
the paparazzi couldnt get enough of me!
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
sorry just wanted to check
wait. paparazzi?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
you got your picture taken by the pap and still remained a secret?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh this was when we were in the future and could walk around and stuff
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
you guys have been to the future?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i smell bull
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you should have that checked out then
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
what...?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
your sense of smell
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
you're not intimidating kid
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
lol
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
no seriously though, expect to hear more crazy stories
also expect to get involved in them too
you'll be surprised what trouble a couple of turtles can get into to
involuntarily or otherwise
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
mostly involuntarily
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
mostly that
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
...
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
i feel like asking how to behave at a party is a waste of time now that i know you have been to the future
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well future parties are not as fun as you think they are
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i know for a fact you barely remember the party part
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
not my fault that creepo was there
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
do i want to know?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
this weirdo named hammerhead or jackhammer or w/e had this thing that allowed ppl to swap bodies but he didn't know how to use it properly so we got caught in the fray and had to save the day
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
tl;dr turtle luck happened
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
raph ended up ripping his suit lol
(it was a rental)
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
and i couldn't have cared less
but yeah the party part was pretty boring
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i'll take your word for it
wait did a bunch of the copes really die
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
yeah
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
they what
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i thought y'all were just collectively trying to pull our leg
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well we weren't!
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
what do you mean they died
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i think leo just aged 20 years
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
WHAT HAPPENED?!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i thought you were there during one of the cope stories??
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO READ EVERYTHING HERE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DIED
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
40 years
Rizzless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[Message #general]
Notes:
i can't promise a weekly update like i used to but it won't take 8 months like last time lmao
Chapter 46
Notes:
this was actually gonna go more into TOTTMNT but then it got derailed into a shipping debate? lmao and then the chapter got too long to cover the first tale. oops.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
masterchefs
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
OKAY
SO
good news, mew jitsu loves chilling on my head
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
mew jitsu?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
yeah
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
what does that even mean?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dont u mean...
good mews
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i will filet you like a fish
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wow
someones feline a bit catty
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
@✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ mr. slonk can i request that you mute cope!mikey from the chat
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
🙏😭 no pls ill behave
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I thought you said no punny names
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait yeah
hypno crazy!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hypocrisy
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yeah that
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
im changing her name to mikey jr III
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what happened to the 2nd one
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
we dont talk abt the 2nd one
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
so no one's gonna answer my question?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lou jitsu is a name our dad had before he became a rat man
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i remember it being a different name...?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
nono it's like
his stage name
when he made movies and stuff
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he's like a really well known action movie star in their world
known for his martial arts skills
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
YOUR DADS JACKIE CHAN?
why didnt you just SAY that?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
...
(′д｀ )…彡…彡 because he wasn't...?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wooooow mikey-chi
just bc lou jitsu is also an asian movie star it doesnt mean theyre the same person 🙄
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
WHAt
that's not what i meant at all!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aslkjdhaslkjdas dude
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
see? even the others think ur racist
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i didn't say shit
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Kid, how could you?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
u think u know a turtle... 😔
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
im a turtle, i can't be racist
i don't even have a race
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh yeah?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
if anything i'm above the concept of race
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
say a slur rn then
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
...
i feel like this is a trap
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
so anyway
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
more like so segue
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
george loves staying still on my head but hates being around raph
bc small animals always hates being around raph for some reason ╯︿╰
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait, who's george
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
my cat keep up
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
his cat, duh
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yeah keep up
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i thought she was called mikey jr?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Honestly, it's not that hard to pay attention
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
why do you also gang up on me
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Don't make it so easy then
Also, I live in the moment
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that's... fair...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
SO WHAT DO I DO???
one problem got fixed but now there's another problem!
i can't avoid raph foreverrr
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I thought this wig solution was only temporary.
Also I'm trying to be sympathetic here but in my opinion you're kind of blowing this out of proportion
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
i can assure you i am NOT
leo's kinda miffed i got hair now and donnie keeps trying to take blood and hair samples for testing
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
lol who uses miffed anymore
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
and i have to avoid raph on top of everything bc jerry will freak out if she's near him!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh so its jerry now
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
basically i gotta avoid everyone and OMEGOSH
WHAT IF BARRY NEVER FINDS A SOLUTION
I'M GONNA HAVE TO AVOID EVERYONE FOREVER
I WOULD DIE
OF LONELINESS
IMMA DIE ALONE
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Not even I died alone lol skill issue
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(꒪⌓꒪)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
a;lksjdka;lsdASJDKA:LS WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
slonk-san in dead turtles club? 👀
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Flatlined on the field
But Casey and April were with me
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
mr slonk why do you keep doing this to us
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Doing what?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
traumatic lore dumps out of nowhere
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Stop insinuating that you're going to die
just tell them about the cat
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
if i tell them the truth and they find OUT abt the bald spot
they're gonna ridicule me to death
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
At least you'd be surrounded by your brothers
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
a;lksjhdka;lsd stopppp
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Why can the Copes joke about their deaths but I can't?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
because yours is so more... finite
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
traumatic
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
that too
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well excuse me if my life isnt traumatic enough for yall
do you want me to talk abt the time i had to eat a guy?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
we do not
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i do
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dr. oneil said that it was good progress that i accept that it was a traumatic experience and not just a cool hero moment
like was i hungry? yeah but it was also a pretty whacked up situation
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
actually no come back why would you eating a guy count as a cool hero moment?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
he was a mutant pizza baddie that mind controlled my fam into his zombie pizza minions and i had to do a bit of uh
convincing to let them go
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
by eating him??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it was either me or him u-u
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
no i refuse to believe this is real and that ur just pulling my leg
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it's the truth twust
my bros didnt believe it either but then one day when i was cleaning my room the dude popped up again
lets just say they believe me now
also i have to clean my room more
he was hiding in my pizza boxes for months
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Death by pizza...
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
it would have been quite a way to go
[Message #masterchefs]
general
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
did you guys know there's a batmanga
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what's a batmanga
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bat-manga
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh! like batman manga
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
mhm!
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i did not!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yaya
it was made in the 1960s
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
ooh so adam west style
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yep!!
it's straight up goofy
in the first arc someone just straight up died in front of them and they were like: welp! c'est la vie
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
well then
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
exactly like that
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
not really an “lol” moment
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
guess your just old then 🤪
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
raph is not old
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
arent you older than your leo? that makes you even older than he is
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
what does that make me
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ancient?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What about me
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
admin mike jumpscare
a fossil
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Dinosaurs are cool
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
that's one way to look at it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
and batman's face is carved into a mountain???
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Sure
Why not
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that's what i'm saying
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
“hee hee hee”
that's the noise i make before i start to deface a mountain
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Same
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
now that's an lol moment
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
lol
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
why is he doing that
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
bc he hates faces
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
that tracks
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ive been staring at this goofy panel
asdasdas its just???? the carving is just
inexplicably there and everyone knows about it??????
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Good for him
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
who did this? why did this
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
why not?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeah you right i shouldnt even ask questions
it might as well happen
sure ig
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You need to go back to your roots
Where things happen in comics and you just go with the flow
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
you think anybody ever look at the mountain and go “hey that kinda looks like bruce wayne!”
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
asasdas theres gotta be at least one person right??
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ah yes the perfect response to your sidekick heading off to fight the villain of the week alone
what happened to chum
he hasnt called robin “chum” even once during this
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
The blasphemy
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ikr??
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
whipper snapper
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
what is he 25 or 85
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
it was common in the 60s wasn't it
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
maybe? does anyone even use that anymore
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
idk about you but i call tortoise boy that all the time
whipper snapper
sonny
rascal
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I bet he loves that
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he does
aint that right raphy TortoiseBoy | Millennials@
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Do you really think he's going to answer you?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh no he's definitely ignoring me
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
whatever you say, old man
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
OLD
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
play stupid games, win stupid prizes, geezer
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
D:
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
geriatric
wrinkly ass fogey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
OK OK I GET IT
jeez
it was just a little joke
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait is he gone?
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
looks like it
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ASDASDASGJHGSKDF damn
iconic
he just called you those names and left
arent u guys the same age
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeah 😔
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
asdafslaskjhfd
how do you not have immunity to that yet
considering ur age and all
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hey
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
and the fact that u spend time here all the time
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
not all the time
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Hm.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
hey
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
He does have a point
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
well i got caught off guard
im not used to be being called old by my own brother lol
[Typing: I'm not used to being called anything by my brothers. Y'know, on the account that they're d]
general
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
also dont you dare make a joke about that biggest mike
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You saw right through me 🧡
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i wanna hear the joke
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
no you don't
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You got lucky, kid
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
btw,,, since you guys are here and my mikey isn't
can i ask what is up with him lately?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
wdym
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
like he's been shifty for the last couple of days
the last week?
now he has hair and is still shifty
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
;LKASJD;LKAJSDAS
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
like he's super protective over it and won't let anybody touch it
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
hey from what i can tell some humans are super protective of their hair too
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i'll take your word for it
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Perhaps that is something you have to talk to your brother about
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i do try!
but idk it just seems like he's avoiding the topic whenever we bring it up
he's also avoiding hugs :C
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
aksljdlkasjdad
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
why do i feel like you guys know exactly what's going on
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i mean,,,
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
and you won't tell
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
mikey solidarity
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Look, kid
If it makes you feel anybody it's nothing bad
He just finds it embarrassing
I personally don't, but he does
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
...embarrassing...?
how bad is it that he doesn't want us to find out
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Give him time
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
okay
and you sure it's nothing bad?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I promise it's nothing bad
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
if you say so...
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
yaya it's nbd
like to him it is rn but in the grand scheme of things? eh dw abt it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
9 chapters for batman to finally use the word ‘chum'
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
damn bruce 9 chapters?
hes your chum bruce
ur buddy!!!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Get it together, Bruce
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
right???
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
when do you guys think they start to see each other as father and son?
the whole ward thing was pretty weird
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
idk really
if not in the first year maybe 2-3 after he takes in dick?
up in the air and they probably don't talk abt it bc that requires emotions
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
depends how angsty the writers want them to be abt it
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that too
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
lol
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
he wut
HUH
oh
nvm
for future reference please capitalize Dick
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
AJSDKAJDA:SKDASD
no
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
@everyone ok vibe check does everyone here know avatar the last airbender
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
and im talking abt the ORIGINAL ANIMATED SHOW
neither of the live adaptations
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
there is no m night shyamalan avatar movie in ba sing se
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
does this really constitute for a @everyone?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
welcome back young whipper snapper
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i loathe you
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
yes!!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
but to answer ur question atla is like a multiversal constant
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
AWESOME
thank god
anyway i need help
im in a shipping debate w/ wingnut and she's (wrongly) insisting that zutara is the better ship than kataang!!!
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
welp
guess it's time to disown her
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
ikr??? ugh 😩
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
sad but true (︶︹︺)
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
wait are you guys /srs or /j???
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
/srs
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
now hold on
disowning is a bit much
i mean kataang is is better but disowning is an overreaction???
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
all's fair in the shipping war o7
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
he's being silly, raph
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh
why would you lie about tone tags? 🥺
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
sorry it wont happen again
until it does
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
i will try to add like a tone indicator for the tone indicator
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
thank you! 😊
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
alkjdhlakjsd donnie do you really need to be doing this hours before our party?
you know how long your... fandom debates can get
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
i will NOT let wingbut win i will WIN this debate and have the BEST time at the party
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ok if you say so
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
NOW WHO DO YOU SHIP
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i like both???
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
that's not an answer
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i do tho!
both have good points
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
that's such a non-answer bro
it's like you didn't even vote
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
bc i didn't...????
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
good
bc that means kataang is still winning
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
????
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sry dont mind me i'm just chumposting
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
as;dlkjas chumposting
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
and that means????
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
posting every instance batman calls robin “chum” in this batmanga
also i dont wanna swap channels
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
ah i see, carry on
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
o7
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
o7
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I do admit i prefer kataang
They're good for each other
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
YES THANK YOU
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
I agree!
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
yessssss
can't wait for wingnut to realize how wrong she is
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you are all nerds
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
booooo stop being a stick in the mud
or at least be creative about it
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
fine
im on team zutara
3
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
double boo!!! BOOOOOOOOOO
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
booooo!!!
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
get off the stage!!! boooo
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
you just want to be on the opposite of my side don't you
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
you have no proof
(yeah)
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
oh ok so you don't count then
(throws away rock painted like tomato)
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
hey
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
Actually, I prefer Zutara. Their similar backgrounds make their relationship have a more interesting dynamic
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i'm on don's side
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ASLKJHD;LKASJDASD RAPHY UR BROTHER BIAS IS SHOWING
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
i cant believe this is happening
my own counterpart... ლ(ᗒᗣᗕ ლ)
Mr. Wizard | Millennials ()
I would say “sorry”, but I won't. Because I'm right
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
No, he's right, though.
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
BETRAYED BY MY FELLOW PURPLE BRETHREN
DOES NO ONE CARE HOW MUCH KATAANG CARES FOR EACH OTHER
HOW THEIR RELATIONSHIP BLOSSOMED THROUGHOUT THE SHOW
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I hate that we agree.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
i dont like this any better than you, twinnie
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
tf's an atla?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
ignore him
i'm disowning him for different reasons now
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
?????
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
wait is cope mikey still here? i swear he was here a sec ago
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i like both
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
ugh you're just like my mikey
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
why did you say it like it's a bad thing
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
you know why
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
hey!
i can see the merits for both
in improv u have to look at things from multiple angles yknow
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
w/e
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
rude
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
pick a ship cope mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i like all ships
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
that is such a basic bitch answer
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
alr you want a real answer joey?
zuko/sokka/suki polycule
look it up
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
who tf is joey asdasdasdas
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
someone who has been enlightened
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
also i didnt know other ships were on the table
bet
jet/katara
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
WHAT ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You are a disgrace.
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
TAKE THAT BACK YOU SLUT
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
ASDASDASD wow this take has unearthed some strong opinions
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
and you have no valid ones.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I also like Suzukki
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
AWWWW is that their ship name?? that's adorableeee
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
cringe
Van Gogh Vroom | Copium ()
yeah
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
??? My Mikey ships the same thing?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
ok but thats just ur relationship dynamic
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
lmao that is kinda cringe
sweet at the same time? but still cringe
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I have no words to say in reply to that
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
good
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
as.lkdjask;ld wait no it is
omg
that's funny
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE @Play-Doh looking Rugrats™
WE NEED TO PREPARE FOR THE PARTY
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
leo jumpscare
didnt u break ur phone this morning???
how are you on discord?
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
im using my chromebook and was wondering where you guys were
WHY ARE YOU GUYS ON DISCORD???
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
jesus leo the part doesnt start for like 3 hours
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
WE GOTTA GET READY
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
chill out leo
your gonna overthink and then freak out or smth and end up not coming
and then ur gonna mope about not coming and regretting it and we have to deal w ur moping
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
nononono youre right im calm so calm so calm
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
christ dog
u good?
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
yeah
ok yeah i think so
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
oh since ur here
zutara or kataang?
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
what?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
nvm
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
ugh im sorry abt him
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
uncultured smh
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
oh is this an anime thing?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
im not even gonna dignify that question that w a response
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
???
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
are you going to a party?
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
oh ya! i am
my raph's right tho i need to calm down
i really dont wanna miss it
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i dont want you to miss it either but that's for my sake more than anything
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
shut
i cant help it that im nervous
this is our first party
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
it's not a big deal leo
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
it totally is!
i don't wanna mess it up
if we are good party goers then people will think we're cool and we can get invited to more parties in the future
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
bc cool ppl say things like “good party goers”
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
hush, leo
sorry if this is prying but are you sure it's a good idea to go when you're so nervous about it?
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
nonono i'm also excited!
i'm both nervous AND excited
i'm just so happy to be invited i don't wanna mess this up
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i'm sure you won't
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
easy for you to say
sorry if that sounded mean
this is just the first party and i don't want to mess it up
i can't go back to just going to school and no parties
school was starting to get boring for a hot second
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
boring?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
what do you expect, its school?
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
ok so like it's been great and all but the experience has been
different from what i've been expecting
like it's not what it looks like in the movies
everyday is like the same classes and same projects
i dont mean to sound ungrateful but i expected more from school life
and not just this... predictability
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i can fix that for you
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
what how?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i can start throwing you into a locker now and again
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
if you want i can start knocking your textbooks out of your hands
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
oh! if you wear start to wear briefs i think i can pull off a wedgie
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
damn alsdkjhaslkd
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
why do all of your suggestions revolve around bullying me
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
your the one who said you wanted high school movie experience
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
it doesn't mean you guys have to suggest BULLYING me
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
my question is why you guys were so quick with it
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
hey wait up
YEAH WHAT'S WITH THE QUICKNESS ON THOSE SUGGESTIONS
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
huh?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
he's chumposting
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
huh??? what's chumposting?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
god leo this is some grandpa ahh behavior
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
yeah leo he's chumposting
you mean u never heard of chumposting before?
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
is this a new trend???
is everyone gonna be chumposting at the party? guys??
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
GUYS?
[Message #general]
Notes:
i made a chart to keep track of who shipped what lmao
Chapter 47: c’est la vie amirite mikey-san
Notes:
i'm just saying this but some of y'all have really strong opinions on shipping. your comments scare me. most of you are chill tho.
okay actual spoilers for tottmnt. we're finally here folks. now if the turtles can hold a conversation topic for more than 5 minutes before straying
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
general
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
@✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ before i forget who do you ship? (atla)
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Zukka was actually endgame so I guess I ship that?
They really expanded on their relationship in the second series
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
no way
WDYM SECOND SERIES???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
in korra?????
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What’s Korra?
I’m talking about AHL
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
ok wtf are you talking about
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Avatar: Harmony’s Legacy?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
tf is that
did i miss a whole ass avatar show?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Skill issue
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
is this another miku incident?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Are you suggesting that I would lie about the greatest animated series of all time?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
yes
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what if hes not tho
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
you cant be serious
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
ok i rEALLY gotta go now leo’s being super anal BUT WE’RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS WHEN I GET BACK
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Sure, whatever
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
i still call cap
not gonna lie to us again, old man
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I would never
Not about Avatar
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
That’s what you said about Miku.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Stay out of this
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
where’s the proof slonk-san!!! i demand!!! proof!
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
ya send a clip or a screenshot or smt
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
[Message #general]
general
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
thats a gif
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yeah
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
hatred
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
teehee
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
damn u got us good slonk-san
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I try
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
so ur just pulling our leg and there really isnt an atla 2.0 series huh
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
No, there is
Was* because all of the copies got destroyed
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
WHAT
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Scrubbed from the internet, too
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I find that hard to believe.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Believe what you want but I’m telling the truth
It was nice while it lasted
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
scrubbed?? as;lkdjasd what could have been in the cartoon to get it purged like that 💀
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Secret encrypted messages
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
askjdlhasl what so like conspiracies??
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
That’s hardly a reason for an animated show to become lost media and systematically erased from existence.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
right?? like other shows add things like that all the time
gravity falls is like all about that????
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Well, I bet none of those shows held actual government secrets
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
ur kidding...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
The Foot didn’t like their plans being leaked to the public
It was all very elaborate
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait how would that even work??? animation takes so long to make
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You’re not actually entertaining the idea, now are you?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what! im curious
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Yes, animation is a long process. But changing the credits is not.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lkhasdkjhasdlka
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Stop encouraging him.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
not a chumpost but important
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
lmao
college “friend” huh?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i know what you are, bruce
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
we are do
look at robin
perfect reaction img
all*
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
indeed
so what is happening here?
what are we talking about
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Admin Mike is lying to us again.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
How dare, I would never
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
he would never
i believe him
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I can always trust a fellow Mikey
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
o7
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
o7
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
how come i can see big mike’s image but not admin mike’s?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
raph, out of curiosity how long were you waiting for the image to buffer
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
a;slkdja;slkdas
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i can see everyone’s images but admin mike’s?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
lol
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
raph buddy
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
@✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ can you send another image?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
it’s suppose to be like that
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
what?
Replying to message by:
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Sure thing, kid
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh, see that works!!
...
i lost :c
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
gdi can’t have shit on this server
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
aw man
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
betrayaaaaallll
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
i’m still waiting for the other image :<
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
raph it’s a gif of a loading image
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh!
...
i got prank’d
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
yeah u did
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Gottem
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I refuse to believe the affairs of your world’s Foot Clan were exposed via a children’s cartoon.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
What do you want me to say, that Hiroto banned it bc he was homophobic or something?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
l;ksajdaklsjdhas DAMN but imagine tho
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sure i’ll adopt that into my world view
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yayayaya me too
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
lol
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Damn, guess it’s canon now
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
You’re incorrigible.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
tello u still salty abt being fooled by the vocaloid war lie
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I refuse to answer that.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You are, aren’t you
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
he totally is
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wwwww
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Any other questions?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Didn’t you say you weren’t going to talk further about this topic until the youngest Donatello came back?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
I guess I did say that, huh? Guess I’ll stop yappin
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
booooo look what u did
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Why are you booing me.
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
and now to our regularly scheduled programming 
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
how are you reading and texting at the same time
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
one of my many talents
[Message #general]
leaders-in-blue
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
your mikeys made me fear windows for nothing
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
oh?
that doesnt sound like him
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
got defenestrated today
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
oh def not mine then adasdadasdasd
pretty sure only cope mikey was the one who did that
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
Sorry for him
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
damn im still waiting for my turn
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
No, you’re not
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
can’t believe the new guy got to go thru it before me
doesn’t the multiverse care about order anymore?
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
leon
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
asdasdasd i’m joking
what happened
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Are you okay?
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
it wasn’t that bad
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
?
What do you mean it wasn’t that bad
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
it wasn’t that bad!
i crashed through like two windows today
one on purpose!
i’m ok btw
long night
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
TWO windows??
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I’m glad you’re okay and it wasn’t anything serious
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
you guys hyped them up for nothing
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I’m sorry?
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
saw my life flashed before my eyes expecting the worst but no
i didn’t even pass out or anything
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
That is a good thing
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
yeah i know but still
you know how much anxiety i had over this?
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
We will try not to overhype grievous or traumatic incidents that may or may not happen to you in the future
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
thank you
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Also. Leon, doesn’t the portal to the prison dimension count
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
does it???
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
what is a portal but a displacement window
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
damn
u right
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
great now i gotta worry about portals??
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
lmao
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
If it’s not too much trouble, can you tell us what happened?
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
hmmm
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
If you want to, of course
No pressure
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
no i’m just thinking
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
About what?
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
if the experience was traumatic or not
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
fdhskhljdsHDFSH
well it looks like your brothers are already telling the story in #general anyways
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
their WAHT
[Message #leaders-in-blue]
general
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
and then leo blew up the docks
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
I DID NOT BLOW UP THE DOCKS
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
nah im pretty sure whatever you did qualifies as blowing up the docks
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
it was a group effort
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
it’s not like i did it on purpose
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
oh so you do admit that you blew up the docks
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
look maybe things wouldnt have gotten out of hand if bishop wasnt trying to kill us
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
BISHOP
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
BISHOP
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
aw man they got bad guy bishop???? 😩
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Pay up, Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😱😱😱😱 my moneyyyyy
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
u guys bet on it?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
We all did. Raph and I said that rugrat!Bishop was not an ally. Leo and Mikey were optimists.
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
Hey now
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
leo!!!! can you comp my side of the bet i’ll pay you back laterrrrr 👉👈
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
What happened to your money
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i refuse to answer, just that ill pay you back i prommy
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
...fine
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
YIPPEEE 🎉
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
As long as I get my money, I don’t care where it comes from
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
damn, big L
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Tell us when we meet your Bishop, I can double my profits
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
fhdjsjskd will do
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
:/
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well excuse me for having hope and not a jaded and cold heart
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
With what we know, all points led to Bishops usually being an adversary, probability-wise.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
didnt millenial bishop become their friend in the future
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Tentative ally
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
alkjdhasd “friend” is really stretching the term
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
it’s more like, allies during a strenuous situation to prevent mutual assured destruction
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
eh i’ll take it
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
wait i’m confused are the millennials in the future too????
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
they’ve time traveled to the future
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
at this point idk if you guys are pulling our legs or not
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
To be honest, i thought everyone already knew
It’s hard to keep track of what’s been revealed and what hasn’t
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
probably harder for you being you barely show up
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
That too
I get snapshots every few weeks
But from what I can tell, everyone has been sincere with everything they’ve shared
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
so you guys have actually time traveled
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Yes
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Most of us don’t lie.
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
And now why would anybody on here lie about anything
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
[Disgruntled noise]
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
so how are you kids holding up with your first bishop encounter?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ya like do we need a support group
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
alkjdhkaldas i think were fine???
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
as far as traumatic experiences go i think we’re good?
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
...is it too late to realize how kind of messed up our lives are?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
probs lmao
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
ok that’s good
so did bishop try to like just kill you or tried to vivisect you
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
omg you remembered the word
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
you know the number of times we talk about personal experiences with almost-vivisection is quite concerning
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
c’est la vie amirite mikey-san
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
a;skldjslzkd
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
...
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
VIVISECT??? NO???
IT WAS JUST STRAIGHT UP ATTEMPTED MURDER
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
do i want to know what that means
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dissection but the one being dissected is still alive
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
ew
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Tell me about it
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
i thought you said your bishop was a hood guy?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Who said our Bishop was the one who tried to vivisect us?
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
...
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i think you just gave leo smth to worry about
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
im not falling for it again
you guys arent making me anxious about smth else
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dhdjskfj again???
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
i went through two windows tonight, nothing happened
and before anybody asks i’m fine
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
did it involve the foot tho?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
kid
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what?? maybe all the factors didn’t line up yet
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
...
oh god...
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
KID
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
what?? maybe it isn’t time yet
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
Mikey, shut up
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Please
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
im just SAYING
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I’m going to mute you
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
HELP HELP IM BEING OPPRESSED
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
@✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ HELP
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Nah, you’re on your own for this one
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
NOOOOOOOO
@✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
idk what you want me to do in this situation
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
support? 🥺👉👈
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
a;.lksjdka;lsjd here have a chumpost in this trying time
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
a;slkdjaksl ty i will cherish this panel forever
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
don’t cherish it too hard, batman kinda gaslit robin into coming to the wrong conclusion while keeping his observations to himself
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
as;kdlja;slkda DAMN how ruthless
wingnut would never
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
all star wingnut would like to disagree
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ASKDJASKD OKAY YOU HAVE ALL STAR BATMAN TOO YOU CAN’T BLAME THIS ON WIGNUT SPECIFICALLY
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
damn ya’ll had an all star run too??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
unfortunately
all star run written by frank miller my beloathed
5
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
glad we all agree ,kajsdhklasd
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
idk i found it hilarious
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
disowned
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
worth it
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
no one’s disowning anyone
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
disowned
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
OH ITS UNDERSTANDABLE KALSJDAS:
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
typical tuesday night for tom
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sounds like it lol
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
very donnie-coded response ngl
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
which don?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
yes
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i can see it
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
you know what i’m not even mad
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
It depends on the situation, I suppose
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wwwww
like if you did it or not?
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
Mikey
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ok no joking about donnie murdering ppl jeez
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I’m just saying that if I was innocent and you accused me of murder, you better have ample evidence
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
is that a threat?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
I’m not saying it isn’t
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
honestly getting caught and still being able to get away with it sounds like something my donnie would do
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Bold of you to assume any suspicion would be cast upon me if I really did do it.
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
didnt we literally just prove otherwise???
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
I was playing a role and worked with what I was given. If up to my own methods, I would have never been that sloppy.
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I feel like the conversation has strayed very far from the current topic at hand
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
welcome to an active discord conversation leo
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
a;slkjdkasld yeah it’s really hard to keep the same topic
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I just want to make sure everyone’s okay
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i mean we’re all accounted for if that’s what you’re wondering
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I was. What about your physical wellbeing?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
kept all of our fingers and toes?
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
And mental?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i mean we’ve dealt w worse
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
That’s not my question
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
what are you suggesting?
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
I’m not suggesting anything
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
I’m sure that the Rugrats would use the appropriate channels if they felt otherwise, yes?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
exactly
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Hm
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
Sometimes our opinions on a subject changes overtime the more we reflect on it
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
and what’s THAT supposed to mean???
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
You’re right
I will stop pressing, then
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
I believe that’s for the best, yes
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
answer my question, grandpa
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
Grandpa????
I’m not even 30????
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
dude he said he’ll drop it so dont escalate the situation weirdo
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i think u just gave our leo psychic damage wwww
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
you said your bishop was an alien right?
(copes)
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Yes
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
Yes
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ye (damn what a segue)
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
and the millennials’ a human??
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
most of the time
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
wait what
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
like,,, he’s kindaaaaa ~still~ human if you count clones as 100% still humannnn and then there’s all the enhancements
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
ok askjldhalsd i’ll just take it as a yes
lol
it’s kinda funny the alien one’s not the one that tried to vivisect you but the human one did
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
nothing too “lol” about it
man thought we were aliens and wanted to see how we work to yknow, combat the rest of our “species”
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
yowch
no ours just tried to kill us
not just us but all mutants
made her robo attack anything with “a mutation”
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
...Any mutation?
Bootyshaker9000 | Neon ()
Hold on, was the input really that vague?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
lol you guys obviously thought more about it than bishop did
and yes
everything
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Oh my god.
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
??? im confused
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Let’s put it this way: blue eyes count as a mutation
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😨😨😨😰😰😰😱😱😱😱
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Indeed
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
and guess who lost control of the bots and we had to save the day after they went on the rampage??
💪😤
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
!!!
congrats on saving the day again
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
tyty
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
did bishop have to make the bots so strong tho?? i almost died to the one that was sent after me
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
join the club
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
hey at least u didn’t have to babysit bishop’s assistant
dude was... ugh
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i got kidnapped and almost got my finger chopped off
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
wait what
Heightless Leader | Millennials ()
Oh my
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
kid?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
they needed proof before they could sell me or smth
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
UM
Kneeless Leader | Copium ()
...Are you SURE you’re okay???
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
this was right after i almost drowned after leo blew up the docks
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
FOR THE LAST TIME I DIDNT BLOW UP THE DOCKS
AND ARE YOU OKAY???
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
im here arent i???
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
dude
the only thing you told me was that you accidentally swallowed a baby turtle in the bay
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
you WHAT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
RAPH-CHI DID A CANNIABLISM!?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
canniablism
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Canniablism
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
canniablism
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
guys.
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i ALMOST swallowed it
so no cannibalism here
my bad: canniablism
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
guys 😭
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
the only reason i know it was a turtle was bc i coughed it up
otherwise it was lodged into my throat and i almost drowned
so yeah
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
i feel lightheaded
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
sorry i called you a cannibal, raph-chi
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
eh no biggie
still dont know about that nickname tho
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
lol
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
are you sure you’re okay??
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i mean i feel fine? other than my side which you all know abt
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
okok
if that changes you’ll tell us, yeah?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
if you don’t overreact then sure
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
raph
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
ugh. fine
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
oh wait since yall are here:
before anyone asks this is ronin's fault
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
what's w the crusty ass meme
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
I DO NOT PERCIEVE IT U CANT MAKE ME
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
wait i dont get it
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
bold of u to assume my brothers know how to read smth in multi-tap
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
LOL
someone's ancient
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
sleep w one eye open
[Message #general]
Notes:
this was supposed to come out on like saturday/sunday but uhhh
me: i should work on discord ronin
my brain: wanna get a random sims 4 addiction this weekend?
me: oh boy do ialso yeah before anyone asks i spent too long making that loading gif for a 3 second joke. also also if you say "i lost the game" in your comment you're balding/have a combover (pick whatever fate is worse for you)
Chapter 48: Legacy
Notes:
i didn't proof-read this at all so pls be gentle
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Is it just in our nature to never have rest? Is it too much to ask for just one universe where we’re not dragged into some adventure or another? Too much to ask for a version of us to live in peace, to never have to deal with the heartache and loss that will come? The kids are having fun now, but I fear of what will eventually be, of what awaits them.
Because it never stops, does it? Even now, the older ones still have to deal with the chaos on occasion.
What if one day it results in another loss? For any of them?
All of them?
I can’t stand the thought of them learning that lesson the way we did. How it all comes crumbling down, slowly at first, but then... all at once...
And then there are little ones. They’re so small. So young. They laugh now, carefree, unburdened. But how long do they have? How long until they have to pick up a weapon, to join this madness?
Not because they want to, but because they have to.
I want them to have normal. But it seems normal is never in our cards.
What if I’m not there to protect them?
How many battles do I have left in me?
It never feels like enough. Maybe it never will be. But I’ll fight for them anyway. For their laughter. For the hope that, if I’m lucky, they’ll carry less of the burden than we did. Even if it’s just a little.
general
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Are you sure you kids are fine?
With your misadventure
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
misadventure?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
i mean bishop did accidentally start a robo uprising
due to the aforementioned “mutation” parameters
but we stopped her
and that’s all that matters
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
bc were that awesome
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
ye
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
i’ve been thinking tho
it sucks she decided to use her brilliant mind to have beef with a bunch of teenagers
think of all the lives she could’ve changed
and instead she decided to make killer robits
and now she’s in jail for it
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
damn when did you have time to think all that
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
maybe she’ll do a little redemption behind bars
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wait. she????
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
yeah?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
lady bishop omg
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
yours is a dude??
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
last i checked, yeah
wait
hold of
on
yup double checked hes still identifying as a guy 👍
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
double WHAT
oh. checked. carry on
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
?..??
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
broooo raphhhhh
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
damn the brainrot is real
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
stfu
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
is this some sort of new fangled kid slang
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You’re not helping your case by calling it “fangled”
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
dhdjdjjssj raph thought you said your bishop was double cheeked up
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
STOP
I DIDNT SAY SHIT
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
im not even gonna look that up
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
good
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
wait that’s not even new?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
well ive never heard it
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i think that just means your getting old
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
NOOOOOO 😱😱😱😱😔😔😔😔
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
into the grandpa corner!! 👉
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
NOT THE GRANDPA CORNER 😩
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Don’t worry, we have snacks
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
oh fr? 👀
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
yeah
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
wait i want snacks
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
too bad
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
i also want snacks
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
You’re not even a Michelangelo
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
aw beans
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
;daslkjdas beans?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
beans
so what like was her beef w/ u guys
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
racism?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
mutantism?
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
she blames us for destroying her lab
which wasnt even our fault btw
superfly was the one that waded through the building
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
yeah, so racism
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
mutantism*
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
🙄
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
oh btw
we all know bishop got arrested but what happened to rod
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
who tf is rod
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
bishop’s annoying af assistance
dudeeeee he was sooo annoying like god
i mean almost getting trafficked is bad but spending time with rod is probably a worst time
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
think about what you just said very carefully
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i know what i said
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
you’re an idiot
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
hey!
you don’t understand what i had to go through with him
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
i almost. got my finger. chopped off
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
so what? it would have grown back
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
tf it wouldn’t
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
mikey, you’re thinking about salamanders
we are turtles
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
axolotls and starfish can regrow limbs too
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
yes and we are none of those things
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
oh
oh damn
that would have been bad then
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
yeah
YOU THINK!?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
as;dlkjaslkdjasd dude
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
w/e rod’s worst
probably
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
also his dad posted bail and like paid enough people to keep his involvement off the records
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
OF COURSE HE DID
RARARARARA
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
what did he do to you
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
what didnt he do
okay overexxageration but he was so annoying
he thought that ooze would mutate him even tho ours dont work on humans
he also thought it was like instant ninja powers
like i trained for my skills?? and he thought he could get instant ninjutsu like some sort of magic potion
and even tho he could have called his dad to force bishop to stop bc she was on his payroll he didnt and blackmailed me basically so i could inject him with my ooze which could have killed him idk if it wouldve but it couldve and i didnt wanna find out so i didnt and then he got mad at ME for “lying” to him
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
woah there
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
look
im a chill guy
but rod was sooooo annoyinggggggg
also a pigeon got into my ooze and got mutated but that WASNT my fault
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
PIDGEON PEET
pigon*
pigeon**
pete
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
how did you know his name
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
WE GOTS PIGEON PETE
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
we don’t (꒪⌓꒪)
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yrah but u guys dont got anybody
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
hey we might not have pigeon pete but we got plenty of other mutants
oh and congrats on fatherhood i guess
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
excuse me
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
ASDKJHASDASD OH SHIT YEAH YOURE BASICALLY A DAD
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
you know out of all of us, i did not expect mikey to be the one to become a teenage dad
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
what’s that supposed to mean
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
mmmm i've calculated my chances and i'm not gonna specify
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i’m too young to be a father
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
what are you a deadbeat? take responsibility
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ok but im not like his dad dad he’s just made from my mutagen
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
what, so ur dna?
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
....
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i was gone for a hot second, who’s a dad?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
rugrat mikey
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
oh. congrats...? aren’t you a little young
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
not only that but he’s pulling a superman, not recognizing him and shit
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
that’s not cool, kid
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
alksdjasdas he’s not my clone???
its not the same thing!!
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
it kinda is tho
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
do yall got a pidgon prtr raph-san?
pete
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
nope
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Sounds like a you problem
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
why do you only appear at times like these
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
it’s more entertaining to watch
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
prte prtr pete prte pigeon petr
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
dude r u ok
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
im ecited
excited
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
ok....
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
what is with your worlds and mutant everything
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
Maybe your world’s the weird one
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
nah
we have enough things to deal with
aliens
mole people
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
that’s as;dlkjas;kdljas one word to call them
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
am i wrong though?
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
i mean... technically... no????
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
i can’t believe i’m an uncle
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
leo not you too
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
wat’s donnie-chi brrn typing this rntirr timr lmao
mmmmm too many typos im bot gonna fix that
im not
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
imma be a devil’s advocate here and say that yeah clark was kinda a dick to kon at the beginning but imo he didn’t really have... responsibility for him? like there’s a lot of nuances there, bc his dna was stolen and all that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ph lpl
...
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
he was a kid that needed help tho
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
oh so we’re doing this
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
ping me when the geek debate is over
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
like hey clark didn't have to accept him as his son but he didn’t have to reject him fully
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
hmm true
but imagine being told to chill w someone made to kill you
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
just bc someone was made for something doesn’t mean that’s what they’re defined by
it all depends on their experiences and how they were raised
i mean look at usthat’s exactly how we were made and now we have two dads!
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
stop
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
never
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
ye but that’s how it turned out for you guys
which. honestly is pretty chill?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
why thank you
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
even tho this isn’t like a real world example at all but like how was clark suppose to know that lex didn’t like implanted some wacked up mind control thing in kon’s head that left no room for redemption?
and even then at the end it all still worked out yet ppl still flame clark too much for his reaction to kon
when it’s literally a plot point for character growth and people forget where they are now
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
bold of you to assume ppl read the comics
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
true, people don’t give him enough credit for processing his emotions and choosing his relationship with kon on his own terms
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
yaya
that said though
yeah no mikey is definitely responsible for pigeon pete
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
my own brother... a deadbeat dad... what would master splinter think?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
dishonor on the whole family 😔
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i hate you guys
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
@TortoiseBoy | Millennials
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
oh hey the conversation is back to normal
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
it’s been normal?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
not to me lol
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
well it’s bc you dont have DC
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yrah 😔
but it do sound like smth that happn to anthr character from my wrkd
work
world
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
👀
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i dont wanna say his name though bc i kno ur gbba make fun of it
honna makr fun
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
no we wont
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
....
bumblebee
bumblebee
bumbleree
ugh
rumblebee
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
(≖_≖ )
GameMaster9000 [Verified Bot] ()
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
thank you
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
o7
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
askldjaslk;das
its not like im the onr that namrd them
besides to me they sound way better then what
batman?
superman? very original
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
i mean he isn’t wrong
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lol
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
are we talking about comics again
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
dont like comics raph-san?
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
i’ve read comics, but i don’t really keep up with the timelines and stuff
or the newer stuff
there’s too many stories and too many characters
not to mention how it’s practically impossible to keep up with a storyline nowadays because it bleeds into different series’ and then the next issue of the one you’re currently reading has already moved onto the next arc
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
look at yapzilla over here
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
raph???
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
AKSDJAS:DKASD
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
WAIT
OH NO
WAIT I’M SO SORRY LEO TOOK MY PHONe
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
lol
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
and then they keep referencing things that happen in other comics with a little box that says “check out this issue to understand what the fuck we’re talking about!” and it’s like i just want to read this one
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
adas.lkjdak;sld yknw
fare
...
fair?
yeah fiar
fair
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
im sorry my brother is so uncultured and prefers reading the nerdy stuff by oscar wilde and jane austen, where everything is concluded in one concise novel, instead of the real arts
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
the fuck?
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
lol
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
dhsjsjd he is forgiven
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
you gotta talk to him in his language
rugrat mikey pulled a viktor frankenstein with his pigeon son
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
yeah, i got it
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
I DIDNT DO IT ON PURPOSE
STOP SAYING HE’S MY SON
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
typical words coming from a deadbeat dad
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
RAAAAAAAAA
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
@TortoiseBoy | Millennials
i am SO sorry
TortoiseBoy | Millennials ()
nah, you’re good, kid
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
oh phew 😮💨
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
fif u guys kno that taylor swift was named after albert einstein?
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
what?
no she isn’t
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
yeah she is
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ ()
110 years after
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
110 years after
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
alsdkjfhlksdf
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
slonk-san pls
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
doesnt feel too good when your punchlines get yoinked now do it
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
how old is that joke
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😔😩 rvretyone rof puiy up hry mr ypnmiohhy
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
dude did you just have a stroke
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
everyone out to get me tonite
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
i dont even want to know how that combos of letters up there happened
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey, are you okay? You’ve mistyped like almost every message
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i dunooo
i feel qoozy
woozy
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Did you drink cold medicine thinking it was candy syrup again
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
ot eas pmr yimte!
one time
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Jesus
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
weer not christine!
christien
christian
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Okay, did you eat anything after dinner?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
notion!
i just jad dome supernut milk
it ws kinda sour maybr thats it??
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
ayo?
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
huh
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Superwhat milk?
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
supernut milk! i made it!
april showrd mr
i mean she showd me how to make almomd milk but i added more nuts
cashew and walnut and almomf
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Can you please tell me the process on how you made your supernut milk
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
pls don’t call it that
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
i blrndrd domr nuts w watr
blended
and i added sugar until ot was yummy
so idk why its sour now :(
✨𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙✨ | Neon ()
oh god
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Oh no
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
wait what
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Mikey your nut milk fermented
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
ya y’know what, that doesnt sound any better
✨𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜✨ | Copium ()
😱😱😱😱
what>? oh noooo :C
✨ℂ𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕒✨ | Millennials ()
wait did he make moonshine by accident??
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ | Copium ()
Basically
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
moonshine you say
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
no.
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
killjoy
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
what a multiverse we live in where im one of the more responsible ones of the night
Raphie2003🌹🐢 | Neon ()
leo you stole my phone
Swagless Leader | Neon ()
ah, but did i make an illegitimate child tonight? no, i did not
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
i give up
IT'S NOT GOJOVER | Rugrats™ ()
who’s gonna tell dad he’s a grandpa now
not it
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
not it
Rizless Leader | Rugrats™ ()
not it
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
fuck you guys
im not telling him anything because nothing happened
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
fine. i’ll do it
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
do NOT
he’ll think it’s true!
mindgoblin | Rugrats™ ()
smh mikey
take responsibility already dude, what kind of example are you making for your son
✨𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕠✨ | Rugrats™ ()
GAH
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