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Team RWBY, JNPR, SNSS, and the new team CHPS, or "Champs," were sitting at the cafeteria tables, with RWBY and SNSS sharing one, with JNPR and CHPS sharing another. Blake was writing a story when Yang and Sans took notice.
"Watcha doing?" Yang asks.
* neat, kiddo. Sans said.
"Nothing, just going over notes from last semester," Blake says.
Sans can see through the lie.
Yang catches a grape from Nora and eats it, much to the amusement of Naruto and Sosuke, and the annoyance of Sasuke.
"Lame."
* well, those drawings don't belong in a catalog for notes. Sans whispers.
"S-Shut up," Blake said while blushing.
* no shame in it, kid. Sans said.
"I am not a kid!" Blake angrily whispered.
* sorry, force of habit. Sans smugly says.
Nora shoots another grape at Yang before a clone of Naruto grabs it midair and tosses it to the real Naruto, who eats it.
"Hey!" Yang shouted.
Ruby comes to the table and slams down a book called Best Day Ever Activities.
"Ahem. Sisters! Friends! Weiss," Ruby calls out.
"Hey!" Weiss said.
* CALLING ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS MUST MEAN YOU'RE SPECIAL! Papyrus shouts.
This statement briefly paused Ruby as she and Weiss blushed, and Yang's eyes turned red, along with everyone else smirking.
"Anyways, four stores and seven minutes ago, I had a dream," Ruby says.
*this outta be good," Yang and Sans said.
A grape is fired at Yang as she eats it.
"Dream that one day, the four of us will come together as a team and have the most fun that anyone has ever had...ever!"
"Did you steal my binder?" Weiss asks.
"I am not a crook," Ruby quietly says.
"What are you talking about?" Sasuke and Blake ask.
"I'm talking about kicking off this semester with a bang!" Ruby says.
"I always kick my semesters with a Yang!" Yang puns.
* ay. now i see why people don't want me to yang around with you. Sans puns.
"Oh really? I guess people are boneheads for such humerus puns."
* i mean, sure, puns don't tickle everyone's funny bone, but tibia honest, i enjoy them.
* BY ASGORE, THERE ARE TWO OF THEM! WE'RE DOOMED! Papyrus yells.
"The world ended a long time ago, Paps," Ruby says.
A grape is about to hit Yang's face before it stops with blue energy around it and floats to Sans, who eats it.
Nora cheered for him and booed Yang.
"Look guys, it's been a good two weeks, and between the exchange students arriving and the tournament at the end of the year, our second semester is going to be great! But classes start back up tomorrow. Which is why I've taken the time to schedule a series of wonderful events today!" Ruby explains.
"I don't know whether to be proud or be scared of what you have in store," Weiss admits.
Naruto throws an apple at Nora, which hits Papyrus instead.
* OWIE! Papyrus said in pain.
Sans' eyes blacked out as he stared at Naruto coldly.
Naruto chuckles awkwardly at the cold glare. All those years with Karma, and he's still scared of that.
"I don't know," Blake sighs. "I think I might sit this one out."
"Sit out or not, I think however we spend this last day. We should do it as a team," Weiss said "I, for one..."
"I got it!" Nora yells as two pies hit Sans and Weiss in the face.
Sans slowly turned around as Nora pointed to Ren.
Suddenly, all the food in the cafeteria and Sans started to float. Sans looks down at JNPR with a menacing smile, as Papyrus and Chara walk away from the table they were at. The pie fell off of Sans' face.
* do you want to have a bad time? Sans says as his voice echoes.
* They have done it now. Chara said as she grabbed two celery sticks.
* LOOKS LIKE THE MONSTER AND HUMAN WAR IS ABOUT TO BEGIN AGAIN. Papyrus sighs as he grabs a breadstick.
Sans pointed his left finger to the JNPR as the food splattered on their faces, with Sakura and Hinata getting hit in the process, much to the anger of two god reincarnations.
"Hey! No one gets to hurt Hinata and gets away with it!" Naruto yells as he and Sasuke rush to the nearby food.
"I think I'm going to team Undertale," Sosuke said as he walked to Papyrus and Chara.
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"I'm king of the castle! I'm king of the castle!" Nora said as the others saw JNPR on a bunch of tables.
* you may be king of a castle, but not the ruler of the kingdom. Sans echoed, as he, Papyrus, Chara, and Sosuke were standing menacingly on a higher tower by the door.
"Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! Justice will be... delicious!" Ruby yelled as RWBY charged at JNPR and team Konoha charged at team Undertale.
"Charge!" An army of Narutos yelled as they charged at the other tower.
* bring it. Sans echoes.
Sans, Papyrus, Chara, and Sosuke dodged and parried the Naruto swarm, who all were holding pies.
* HAVE SOME PASTA! Papyrus shouts as he rapidly throws plates of spaghetti at the clones, with them disappearing in a puff of smoke.
* want some ketchup with that? Sans asks as he summons a Ketchup Blaster before it fires and wipes the floor of the clones.
* Chocolate! Chara says as she uses a revolver that fires chocolate blasts at the army, before blocking a breadstick from Sasuke.
"You're not going to win," Sasuke said coldly.
* That's not going to stop me. Chara replied coldly.
Sasuke and Chara both fought in an assassin-like style, trying to outsmart their opponent.
Hinata tries to use 8 Trigrams, 64 Palms on Papyrus with cheese on her hands, but the tall pale boy blocks every single hit with his breadstick like a staff.
Sosuke and the real Naruto were having a stand-off, as Naruto used two celery sticks like his kunai, and Sosuke used a watermelon on a stick like an axe. Naruto whacks Sosuke in the face before Sosuke blindly smashes the table with his brute strength. Naruto was lucky to hop out of the way.
Sakura tries to throw a bunch of punches with her fists covered in turkey, but Sans dodges every attack.
* missed. missed. missed. missed. Sans constantly says as he fires a Ketchup Blaster that misses Sakura and hits Weiss and Nora while they fight. Ruby was able to catch the ketchup-covered Weiss.
"Weiss? Weiss? Don't leave me! NO!" Ruby yells as a column falls behind her.
Yang charges at Ren as the two fight, with Sans and Sakura still fighting. Yang and Sakura both punch each other while trying to hit Sans and Ren, recoiling them to opposite ends of the cafeteria as Sans and Ren stare at each other. Sans floats a single celery stick to his hand as the two males dual, with Yang and Sakura glaring at each other angrily, and proceed to have a boxing match. Nora comes charging at the two boxers and bashes them through the ceiling.
Sasuke switched places with the watermelon hammer and struck her head with his breadstick. He then ducks as Blake uses a string of sausages that whips Nora to a nearby vending machine. Nora throws soda cans like bombs at Blake and Sasuke as the two flip out of the way. Pyrrha floats a bunch of cans and throws them at Blake and Sasuke, barraging them. She sees some cans floating around her.
Pyrrha sees Sans standing on a Ren covered in ketchup, using blue magic. Sans closes his hand to a fist as the cans explode on her, knocking her out. Ruby and Sans use her speed and his powers to slam JNPR and the remaining team Konoha to the wall, drag lots of food to the opposing teams, and send them flying to them, rapidly striking them down.
Sans and Ruby stare at each other.
* there can only be one king. Sans said coldly.
"This is for Weiss!" Ruby yells.
Ruby spins in a circle, causing all the food to form a giant tornado. Sans summons a swarm of Ketchup Blasters that covers the door and prepares to fire. The two readied their final attacks. Team RWBY and Undertale watched quietly in awe. Ruby throws the tornado while Sans fires his blasters. Sans was splattered with loads of food, using too much of his magic to block or teleport. Ruby was caught in streams of ketchup as she couldn't outrun the speed of it. The two leaders were on the ground, covered in food and condiments.
"Ugh, too much ketchup," Ruby said.
* ouch. Sans said.
"I love these guys," Sun said as Neptune was covered in food.
* How long have you two been standing there? Chara asks.
"Ever since a girl said 'I'm king of the castle' bit," Sun explains.
The doors burst open, with Glynda having an angry face and Kakashi having an amused one. Glynda uses her aura to group the food into one place.
"Kamui!" Kakashi says as he uses his Sharingan to make the food disappear.
Glynda continued to clean up as she put the tables into their proper places. Kakashi summons a bunch of clones to mop the floor and wipe the tables to sanitize the cafeteria to a clean state.
"Children, please. Do not play with your food," Glynda said.
"A good hunter eats healthy food," Kakashi says.
The teams stand quietly as Yang and Sakura fall through the ceiling, with Sasuke catching Sakura and Yang landing on her back.
"Are you ok?" Sasuke asks.
"Y-Yes, Sasuke," Sakura said blushing.
The hunters-in-training laugh.
"Let it go," Ozpin said, walking behind her.
"They are supposed to be the defenders of the world," Glynda said.
"And they will be," Ozpin reassures. "Right now, they're still children, so why not let them play the part?"
"You have my word that the kids I know are more than capable enough to be heroes," Kakashi says.
"Oh?" Ozpin asks.
"Let's just say our village sent me, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura to protect someone, which led to something bigger. Ever since that day, Naruto vowed to follow his path to help others in need."
"That young?" Glynda asks.
"Our village and our neighboring ones have more... unorthodox methods of training," Kakashi admits.
"I see," Ozpin said.