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2023-03-09
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Ffidyll's Cereal Commercal

Summary:

Carillong: Where is Ffidyll?
Yool: Well he is in a commercial
Yool turn on the tv

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Ffidyll: Oh, I love me ApplMellow! Ooh, I hope nobody ever gets my hands on me, and tries to steal my ApplMellow. I'm going to eat every last one of them, because and then they'll be in my stomach, and nobody will ever be able to eat them. Except for me, because they're going to be all inside my stomach. I'm my name is Ffidyll, and God forbid anyone ever take my Fruity, little red-dul Marshmellow. I'm keeping 'em all for me

Ffidyll eating the AppleMellow

Ffidyll: Last bite. Oh, now they are all resting comfortably in my stomach. Ooh, am I feeling good.

Dragong comes onto screen with a roll of rope

Ffidyll: No! Get away from me! Get away from me and my ApplMellow! No!

Ffidyll's knocked over and bound. Dragong ties him with rope and guts his stomach open with his cymbal feet and eat his organs

Ffidyll: Screeaming in agony Vhamp! Vhamp! It hurts! My entrails are out! Why would you even want to eat these? They're-they're soaked with my stomach acid! Oh, Celestial! Lord and savior and spirit! Save me! Take me to the light! Oh, my Celestial, I see Demons! I see demons are coming!