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“Kacchan.”

A four year old Izuku stared at his best friends eyes

“What nerd?” 

They were in a super secret hideout that no one knew about. (Well, except their parents but they pretended they didn't know, which clearly qualifies for that sentence to be considered truth) 

“Kacchan. I’m quirkless” 

Katsuki blinked, he looked at Izuku then at their All Might plushie they kept around their super secret hideout, then back at Izuku 

“You aren't” 

“I am” 

“You can’t be” 

“I told the doctor that too! But he didn't believe me” 

“Then.. It was a stupid doctor we will find you another one” 

“Kacchan” Izuku put his hands on both Katsuki’s shoulders “Mah confirmed it” 

“She also dumb” 

“Don't call ma mah dumb, she the bestest mah” 

“You can’t be quirkless” 

“Why not?” 

Katsuki thought it was obvious “Quirkless can’t be heroes and you promised me we be heroes togedah” 

Izuku frowned at those news, he was deep in thought for a few seconds until squeezing Katsuki’s shoulders “Kacchan, we gon be heroes. Me being quirkless don't change that” 

It was spoken with so much conviction that Katsuki had no option but to believe his friend “Okay Zuku, if you say so” 

“Okay, now we agree on it, Kacchan, the evil zargords are back at it again”

“Not the zargords” 

“They are back Kacchan” Izuku pointed at the trees nearby “They think they can hide from us, but we know better” 

“LETS KILL THEM!” Katsuki rushed towards the tree leaving their hideout, meanwhile Izuku ran behind him yelling “yaaaaaaaaaa”

Masaru simply watched as the two boys hit the trees with sticks yelled for the evil zargords to die with fond eyes and slightly concerned because he felt he would need to explain to Katsuki what death was if he kept yelling the word ‘die’. 

“You really think Hisashi will leave?” Mitsuki asked as she and Inko talked and walked 

“I don’t know, he was always so into and fascinated by quirks, it’s difficult to imagine how he’ll react to Izu being..”

“Hun, if he dumps you my house is always open” 

“I know, I know, I hope he doesn't react badly though”  

“Well, we were worried about the brat and he was sort of composed” 

She said, as they both passed by the kids trying to kill an innocent tree 

“Brat, don’t hurt nature!” 

“IT’S A ZORGORD AUNTIE” Izuku shouted 

“YEAH, WE HAVE NO CHOICE MAH” Katsuki agreed

She looked at Masaru for any kind of explanation but despite the fact that her husband was the designated watcher of them he had no clue what they were talking about. Inko laughed at the boys 

“Well, call me if anything happens Inko” 

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When Inko got back home with Izuku Hisashi was writing a letter to someone, he looked half serious and half joking as he did so too, it was an endearing look on his face “We are home~” 

Her husband stopped what he was doing only to kiss her and let Izuku climb on his lap “So, how was the appointment? What quirk does my little bean has?” he asked as he played with Izuku’s hair, Izuku for his part was trying to read what his papa had written, unfortunately he was four, he had no idea how to read, he only knew the important words, like for example Kacchan’s name, mama’s name, All Might’s name, his own name, papa’s name, auntie’s and uncle’s name… Now that he stopped to think about it, he knew a lot of words. With that newfound knowledge he continued to try reading it to no avail

“Don’t freak out” 

“Why would I-” 

“He’s quirkless” 

Silence fell upon them. 

Until a simple “Oh” came from his mouth 

Inko frowned, that wasn't much of a reaction at all. That was until Hisashi kissed Izuku’s head and whispered to himself “I should have seen this coming…” 

Inko had no idea what he meant from that. 

“I made dinner” Hisashi said removing her from her thoughts “Made the bean's favorite so we would celebrate” 

“There is nothing to cele.. brate.. though” she said sadly, meanwhile Hisashi put his hands around Izuku’s ears so he wouldn't listen to Inko’s words

“It might not be what we expected sweetie, but it doesn't change anything” He kissed Izuku’s forehead and removed his hands from his son’s ears “Why don’t you go call your brother bean? Take him by force from the computer if you have to.” 

Izuku smiled brightly “Okay papa!” with that his son was rushing off towards the bedrooms and Inko was left staring at Hisashi again

“I’m worried for him, Ashi.. The doctor told me the statistics” 

Hisashi stood up leaving the letter aside and took his wife into his embrace “Our son is not an statistic, and I won’t let him be just that” 

She kissed him one more time and smiled “Those are sweet words”

“No. It’s a promise, love” 

She let herself breath a little and relax after that “Okay” 

Meanwhile Izuku was barging in Tenko’s bedroom as much as he could barge in anywhere being 4 years old and tackling his older brother “Koko-nii, dinnah!” 

“Just a sec i’m finishing a mission” 

“Is it the Pengun game?” 

“Yeah” 

“Can i watch?” 

“Yeah, but you have to keep it a secret, I’m doing the super secret spy mission right now, gonna defeat the evil polar bear!” 

“I can keep sequet!!” 

“SecRet. Rrrrrr” 

“seqwet!!”

“One day you’ll get it” 

“hehee” 

Izuku climbed his lap getting comfortable between his arms to watch the game, he couldn't wait to get old enough to get his own computer and play the penguin game too, he loved penguins. 

“BOYS” Inko called when they started taking too long. 

“COMING” Tenko yelled as he went to the mountain and logged off, he picked Izuku up “Damn, you are getting heavy Zu” 

“Nuh uh, koko-nii just has noodle arms” 

“I’m deeply offended” 

“Noodle arms-niiii hehehehhehe” 

“You spent wayyyyy too much time with that blondie” 

“Kacchan my bestest of friends! We have bacelets!” 

“Aham, what about our bracelet?” 

“Koko bestest brother, different bRacelet” 

“hihi, you got the R!” 

"Bwa"

They arrived at the table both giggling as the small kids they were, as Inko served their plates and Hisashi cut the food for them he asked “Bean, told your brother the news yet?” 

“What news?” Tenko asked 

“I’m quickless!” 

“Like.. slow?” 

“Quirkless” Inko corrected 

“Oh.. damn” 

“koko-nii look sad” 

“Sorry Zu, guess I was just looking forward to helping you with your quirk” 

“I’m sure you can help him some other way Tenko” Hisashi said 

“Yeah” 

Tenko immediately thought that he should start by teaching Izuku how to punch people. Of course, he didn't know exactly how either. 

But that was something they could both figure out together after a long bonding session over watching youtube videos about punching people. 

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As it turns out, people didn't like quirkless people. 

But Izuku quickly learned that people didn't like being punched either so he was fine! 

His teachers didn't like him punching kids though.. 

So he did the only reasonable thing he could do with his four year old body, he incited a revolution in the classroom. 

“FOR YEARS” he had preached in front of the classroom as some kid he had just punched cried and Kacchan tried not to laugh “WE HAVE BEEN PUSHID BY THEM TO MEET THEIW IMPOSSIBWES CHALLANGIS! BUT I SHAY NO MOURE!!! I SHAY, LET WUS THAKE MATHEWS INTO OWR OWN HANDS!” he stared at his hands as he mentioned them, and after a moment of dramatic silence he punched the air “THE REBELIUM STATS TODAAY!” 

His classmates cheered at his words “ONWAD MAN!” He shouted as he picked his tiny chair up and tossed it as his teacher. Soon the rest of his classmates followed while Katsuki laughed at his word mistakes (Even though he was no better at saying words, the hypocrite)

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“Midoriya-san” the principal bowed at Hisashi, he was a imposing figure that was for sure “I’m sorry for calling you at such short notice” 

“It’s no problem at all” He looked over at his son sulkin on the chair and ruffled his hair “What seems to be the matter?” 

“Please have a seat” 

He did so, Izuku reclaimed his father’s lap as soon as it was available for him 

“Ehem, your son.. I don’t really know how to tell you this, but your son incited his entire class and organized an attack on their teacher, Mister Blueberry, he’s in the hospital Midoriya-san” 

“I find that hard to believe, my little bean is an angel” 

“It was caught on camera” 

The principal then proceeded to show Hisashi the way his son started a war against the teacher and everyone followed. He was so proud. Once the video finished playing the principal cleared his throat, Hisashi however did not give him a chance to speak, he simply used a quirk to rewind the video and this time display it with audio on. 

“Hm, it appears Mister Blueberry did nothing when the kids started harassing my son” 

The principal started sweating. 

“I could sue him, and you for allowing it to happen, however I believe that having a bunch of kids throw chairs at him is enough punishment” 

“Ah.. Yes” The principal hesitantly agreed. 

“Now, what we are actually here to discuss is Izuku’s transfer” 

“Pardon?” 

“You heard me right, he will be leaving this awful place” 

Izuku’s eyes shot up “Not without Kacchan pahpah” 

“Ah, well, in that case I’m sure Mitsuki and her husband won’t mind transfering Katsuki too”

“There is no need to go that far, I’m sure we can think of something that we will all agree on” The principal was quick to say

“Our decision is final, how can we trust your school since it has failed us at it’s first try?” 

“Ah, we- I-” 

“Well, that settles it, all we need is the necessary paperwork stating their grades, though, I doubt there will be any issues since they hardly get grades at all at this age” 

“Are you allowed to make the decision for the Bakugous? I understand transferring your own child, but someone else’s?” 

“Yes, I supposed that is asking a bit too much of you, but that’s no issue” He picked up his phone and called Masaru, he put it on speaker 

[Hey, is something wrong with the boys?] 

“Ah, good morning Masa, there is, the school they are in is unfitting of them, I believe we should transfer them both to a private school”

[Sure I agree, Katsuki is the problem.. Ever since watching that underdog movie he became obsessed with being a hero from zero]

“Well, tell him he can either obsess over it or stop studying with Izuku by his side, the choice is his, you are on speaker with the principal by the way”

[Well, his choice will be obvious, I’ll be there in a moment to finalize this with you] 

“That would be grand” 

He turned off the phone and stared at the principal, the man pissed himself but he was too scared at the moment of Hisashi’s eyes to take note of it. 

“But pahpah, what if Kacchan stays?” 

“Then he wasn't worth it of you anyway” 

“Pahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” Izuku hit him with all his four year old might 

“Whaaat? It’s the truth!” 

Gone was the scary stare, Hisashi’s face had nothing but love while looking at his son. Meanwhile Izuku pouted cutely. 

“I wanna stay with kacchan” 

“Well” His dad poked his cheeks “start hoping he feels the same way” 

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Extra: Hisashi’s letter

‘Dear All Might, 

It has come to my attention that you, just like many others before you have been fed the same lie, 

You’ve been told that I am an evil monster that only wishes for Japan’s destruction and world domination, however that is far from the truth, I am here (hah. This is funny) to be completely honest with you (as I have tried to do so with the others before you, however they were too blind and in denial to accept the truth), the truth is, I am far from evil, in fact I am a family man. 

Believe it or not I am married and only wish for my family happiness, it is true that I am incredibly powerful, as I do have the power to destroy the world If I so wish so, however I fail to see how that is any reason to treat me like a villain, so I come to you with a plead, do not make me a villain All Might, do not make me separate from my family just because you believe in the lies the other holders have told you. 

To show you how honest I am, I will tell you the tail of two brothers from my perspective, with both sides of the story I can only hope you will have the brains to reach your own conclusions (and I pray that they meet my expectations, I would hate for my son’s favorite hero to prove himself incapable). 

The tale starts two hundred years ago when quirks were but a mere thought, a dream people wished to come true. It is ironic considering that when it became true everyone freaked out [...]’

The letter continues for another seven pages. Two pages were just him complementing his sons and telling All Might how smart and perfect they were. There was even a picture of Izuku and Tenko with their faces blurred, Izuku wearing an All Might onesie and Tenko sneaking up on him. 

As All Might read this letter he was left speechless.

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Katsuki did in fact feel the same way. 

Which was a relief because Hisashi was not ready to deal with a crying and begging Izuku, despite his words if Izuku had looked at him with those big watery eyes and begged him to stay with the Bakugou boy he would have folded. 

So it was a good thing that Katsuki was the one to face the weight of those eyes and not him. 

His son was becoming too powerful.. He was so proud. 

Soon it was decided that both boys would be attending another school, Mustafu’s private academy. It was perfect, the school had pre-school, junior high and even high school if they wished to become normal citizens instead of participating in the ridiculous parade that was heroes, but it also meant that Tenko and Izuku would be able to study at the same school and look after each other. 

However given the boy’s obsession with them Hisashi doubted he would be able to convince either of them to become anything but  heroes, at least with Tenko he had succeeded, but Tenko was another problem because ever since the boy had discovered the existence of video games he wanted to do nothing except play them, the amount of money Hisashi had spent in a Penguin Club thing.. Well, it wasn't really that much, the game was cheap, but still his son was turning into a gremlin. A game gremlin that refused to leave the house and do things with his dad, he would have to kidnap his son into living if it continued like that. 

Ohh what happened with the kids whose main way of playing was climbing trees and doing dangerous things that could potentially give the parents a heart attack he wondered. 

“Mahmah, Pahpah I found bunny!!” Izuku rushed to them holding a very large beetle. 

Hisashi screamed internally, meanwhile Inko smiled “And what do you want to do with it?” 

“Keep bunny!!” 

She picked the absolutely deadly beetle up and put it in a glass pot “Alright, let’s go buy him a house then” 

“Her! Is a she bunny, her name is Bunny!!” 

Inko giggled “Alright sweetie, let’s buy her a house” 

“I wanna take her! She gonna choose” 

“Alright, but Mama is going to hold onto her so no accidents happen okay?” Inko picked the pot and put it in her purse

“Okay mahmah” 

As they left Hisashi felt like he could breathe again, the spawn of satan was gone from his house. His being able to breathe was very short lived tho “DAAD!” Tenko barreled into the room and consequently onto him, It was only years of villainy that saved his life from being taken by his nine year old son. “Yes, Tenko?” 

“You are changing my school?” 

“Indeed, Aldera has proven to have been a poorly made choice” 

“NO. But I’m the king there, I don't wanna!!” 

“The.. The king?” He couldn't hide his pride and amusement 

“YEAH, it took me years to have everyone trembling at my feet and leaving me alone! I don wanna have to start eeeeeverything over, besides, I have friends-” 

“You do?” 

“Shut up old man, I DO! And I don wanna lose them by moving schools!” 

“Well, I suppose if you refuse to change schools there is nothing I can do” 

“Thas right!” Tenko grinned brightly 

“It’s a shame though, they had a gaming club that I was so sure you’d love” 

“A.. A gaming club?” 

“But oh well, If you insist on staying at Aldera what can I do right? Such a shame though, I heard they had a ESports team, they were looking for members too, such a shame” 

“.....” 

“But If you don’t want to go..” He shrugged “Then I’ll comply with your wishes son” 

“.... I hate you old man” 

Hisashi smiled “I’m hurt” 

“Fine, I’ll go to this stupid new school” 

“Good” Tenko was already turning to leave when Hisashi stopped him with a hand on his shoulder “And Tenko” 

“Yeah?” 

“If people are bothering you that you have to become a king so they leave you alone, tell me, you don’t have to deal with it alone” 

“I told mah, she told me to break someone’s arm and If it got worse she’d deal with it” 

“.............. Hah, I love your mom, but tell me too If it happens”

Tenko patted Hisashi condescendingly “Mah can handle it dad” And with that the brat was gone, back to his room. Leaving Hisashi alone to swallow the fact that he wasn't at all a force to be reckoned with according to his kids. 

He left the house going to check if there were any deliveries or letters, well, he was actually looking for one specific reply All Might’s. And the hero did not disappoint. 

It read. 

‘All For One, 

I’m left speechless. If your story is true then all the basis of my beliefs have been shattered. I have a request to make, as proof of your good intentions, for I, unlike the other holders, do not wish for a battle If what you said is true. 

Let’s meet. We’ll meet in a public space where neither of us could engage in battle without harming people, that should be proof enough that this is not some elaborate plan to get you arrested. 

I simply want to talk. 

Come to Alderan park at 2pm sunday, I’ll be at the fountain wearing civilian clothes, I’ll be incognito so when you get there please yell BANANA so I reach you. 

With regards, 

All Might’

Well then, sunday.. That was tomorrow. Maybe he should take Izuku and Katsuki with him? Yes. The boys would love him if he did so. He texted their group chat. Mitsuki was quick to agree and say she was going with him. 

Suddenly it became a lovely family picnic between the two families. 

Lovely, All Might better not be lying about not making a spectacle of their meeting. 

---- 

Somehow Hisashi was more excited about the picnic than everyone else, more than the children even, although it was understandable since they didn't know who they were meeting there. 

The problem is, they all knew what he thought of All Might, Mitsuki made a point of giving Izuku All Might themed gifts every time she could just because she knew what Hisashi thought of him, it was just one of the ways that his wife’s friend was so endearing he supposed. 

But either way it was no secret his hatred for the number one hero, so for him to be excited about the fact that they were meeting with him, well, Inko thought it was cute, Mitsuki thought he was finally giving into the pressure of Izuku’s eyes whenever he talked about All Might, meanwhile Masaru believed him to be plotting something unsavory, he had been the only who had gotten on Hisashi's bad side on one occasion, he would not be doing that again. 

They arrived at the park a bit earlier than the time of the meet was supposed to happen just to be prepared and set everything up, however upon getting there, he couldn't help but notice All Might with a very poorly made disguise that consisted of a cap and nothing more near the fountain, the man seemed nervous, poor symbol of peace, he was sweating bullets. 

Hisashi for his part gave his wife a kiss on the cheek and walked towards the man while saying “Hello Banana man, care to join us in our picnic?” 

Upon the mention of the word Banana All Might’s entire body tensed up, it was cute Hisashi wouldn't lie. “Picnic?” 

“Yes.. As I mentioned before my son and his friend are your fans, they would love for autographs and a evening with you” 

All Might was stunned. “Did you.. We were supposed to talk about serious things.” 

“Well, we can still do that, after you give the kids your autograph.” 

“Are you joking?” 

“I am not” 

All Might had been defeated, he walked with Hisashi towards the two families, Mitsuki was in the process of yelling at Katsuki so he wouldn't run off like a wild raccoon when they arrived. 

“Look who I found trying to pretend to be a normal civilian!” Hisashi said, pointing at All Might. 

The way his son’s eyes lit up and he gasped he would never forget, this was so worth it. Katsuki had a similar reaction but he didn't care about Katsuki. 

“ALL MIGHT?!!!” They both yelled at the same time

“There goes my cover” All Might murmured “Yes, I am here, but please” he covered his mouth with his hand in a shhh motion “Let’s keep it down children, we do not need everyone’s attention” he crouched to be at their level and patted both their heads “So, your dad told me you two are fans?” 

Their heads bobbed so fast Hisashi was afraid they might fall off. 

“Picture” Tenko said “Take a picture with him Zu” 

“PITUREEE!!” Izuku agreed, not knowing how to keep it down. 

Inko giggled and reached the purse for her phone, soon they had a nice new photo with the three kids and All Might in the center 

“So young ones, might I ask your names?” 

“Katsuki, Imma be the next number one hero, ya better watchuot!! I’ll beat yo ass one day All Might!” 

“I’ll anxiously wait for the day you do so Young Katsuki, and you?” 

“Ishuku!” 

“Izuku” Tenko corrected 

“That’s what i shaid, Imma be the next numbah one too!! With Kacchan!! But I don wanna beat you All Might, don’t worry”

“Good to know, I’ll sleep soundly knowing that” he chuckled and turned to Tenko “What about you?” 

“Pah said to not tell our names to strangers” 

Izuku punched him, it hurt, the brat, Tenko would kill him. “He not stranger Koko! He’s All Might!!” 

“Ah, but he’s right Young Izuku, you should not tell your names to strangers, even if they are a hero, you can never be too cautious!” 

“See” Tenko slapped Izuku’s head 

“Then..” 

“But worry not young ones, since your families are here in this case it’s okay!” 

Tenko looked at Hisashi and then back at All Might “Tenko, I don wanna be a hero like these two, ma grandma was one and she sucked” 

“Well, and what do you want to be, young Tenko?” 

“don't know yet” 

“He’s gonna be a garbage man” Katsuki said earning a few giggles from Izuku 

“HEY!” 

“Garbage man, garbage mannn!!!” 

“Now now Young Katsuki, if it weren't for the garbage people then our society would be dirty and we wouldn't want to live in it, don’t you agree? They are also heroes.”

“Ew, then im definitely not gonna be a garbage man” Tenko said crossing his arms 

Katsuki seemed to have had his entire world view shifted from those words. “Who else are heroes without being heroes All Might?” 

“Well, whenever your work involves doing something to someone else instead of benefiting for yourself, that makes you a hero” 

“Then.. Whoever benefits themselves are villains?” 

“Mostly” 

Katsuki turned to Hisashi and said with a serious expression “Uncle Ashi, you are villain.” 

Hisashi choked on his own spit, All Might had to contain his laughter. Mitsuki simply laughed without even trying to stop it from coming. 

“Well, look at the time, I’m sure All Might is a very busy man” 

“Oh no, I have all day, cleared my agenda just for this”

Izuku gasped again “All Might can spend the day with us?!!!!” 

“That’s right young Izuku” 

“Best day evahhhh!!!!” 

All Might ended up being dragged to play with the kids while the grown ups sat down and talked while watching them, Tenko wanted to bury All Might in the sand. He made that his goal. 

“You did a good thing for them, Sashi” Mitsuki said “Which is surprising, how did you even manage this? ” 

“I simply sent All Might a letter”

“Just like that?” 

“Just like that.” 

“And he just accepted to come here, to play with some kids he doesn't know without it becoming a publicity stunt.” Mitsuki shook her head “I fail to believe that” 

“Well, I might have forgotten to mention that I would bring the kids.” 

“What did you tell him, Ashi?” Inko asked 

“I offered a deep analysis on his quirk” 

“That explains it” She shook her head fondly 

“Hey” Hisashi kicked Mitsuki playfully. “What have you been telling Katsuki about me that he called me a villain?” 

“I just told him about your business when he asked” 

“I’m a saint in my work” 

At that they all snickered 

“Et tu Inko?” 

All Might had been reduced to a child toy, he didn't really mind it tho, they were dragging him everywhere showing them about how cool the plants were, how cool the sand was, how cool the air was, it was cute, but his favorite part was when they took turns with him at the seesaw, he made those kids fly a bit, nothing too dangerous, he was sure that between him and All for One if something really went wrong with him tossing them in the air they’d be able to react in time. 

And wasn't that wild? 

All For One, the one he was meant to defeat, the one who made all his predecessors live in fear and then died in the hands of, was just some nerdy dude with a bad sense of humor that clearly loved his family. 

Why was he the first one to see this? He needed more information. He needed to actually talk to him. It was obvious there would be no opportunity to do so today, since the children would simply not let him but he could always.. Give All For One his number. 

He wondered if he was chewing more than he could eat. 

But if he was indeed innocent, if there was no need to fight with All For One then.. The peaceful world he always dreamt of.. It would actually be in reach. 

He would make this work. 

When the day ended the kids looked at him with sad eyes, even Young Tenko seemed a bit disappointed that they had to leave and the boy had spent the entire day trying to convince him that he didn't care that he was All Might. 

“Alright kids, say goodbye to All Might” 

Izuku waved a sad goodbye and hid his face on Hisashi’s chest, it was the cutest thing. 

Right as they were about to start walking away All Might spoke up “Ah, Midoriya-san, may I have your number?” 

“I’m married.” Hisashi answered

Mitsuki crackled at the joke, Yagi didn't think it was funny, it just left him a flushed mess “Not, in that innuendo, I just, we have unfinished business and this is easier than letters” 

“I know, I know, I’m simply messing with you” He gave All Might his number “Bombard me with messages and I’ll nuke your house” He finished that scary phrase with a pleasant smile on his face. 

All Might had some doubts if it was a joke or not.

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The first time All Might appeared at their doorstep with his stupid smile and no prior notice Hisashi simply slammed the door on his face, that really hadn't the intended effect though as the hero simply knocked until he was allowed entrance, however since Izuku and Tenko were at school, their talk would have no kid interference which he supposed was a good thing. 

And it started that way. Sad to say it didn't last long though. 

But we are getting ahead of ourselves. 

“Ah, All Might, what do I owe the visit?” 

“I have questions” 

Hisashi sighed and let him inside “Of course you have” 

“Well, you said you wouldn't talk about any crimes over the phone, and I understand that but I still need to know about them” 

“Why?” 

“This is a trial phase All For One, your assessment is still happening, If I deem you are not really that keen in civilian life then we will have no choice but to-”

“Fight, yeah yeah, sit, I’ll grab you some tea” 

“Oh, thank you, how did you know?” 

“I know everything about the holders Yagi Toshinori.. But in this case, it's basic courtesy.”  

“Aha. Terrifying, well, can I start asking questions while you prepare the tea?” 

“Sure” 

“Why did you kill them? The past holders” 

“I didn't, they killed themselves” 

“Are you lying to me?” 

“I’m not. Quirkied bodies aren't suited for accommodating more than one quirk, the second they accepted One for All they slowly started a suicide process, I tried to warn them of course, but no one listened to me, ever wondered why none of the holders lived past 40?” 

All Might stared at his own hands “Is this quirk going to kill me?” 

“Probably” 

“I’m practically fourty.” 

“Rip” 

“I feel fine though” 

“Well, what was your quirk before being given OFA?” 

“None, I was.. quirkless” 

“Hm, then maybe you won’t die, who knows, I don’t remember If there were any quirkless holders before you or not” 

“How can you not remember that?” 

“I’m old” 

“Have you ever tried giving someone quirkless a quirk?” 

“It’s extremely dangerous, I don’t do that to people unless they are desperate” 

“That’s not a yes or a no” 

He chuckled “Yes Toshinori, I have given quirkless people quirks” 

“And what happened to them?” 

“Just like I warned them their body face a lot of collateral damage, some were able to keep living despite that most just refused to use them, a few weren't so lucky though” 

“They died?” 

“That would be considered lucky in those cases” 

“Why give someone quirkless a quirk though if it’s that dangerous?” 

“Money. I always make sure they are aware of the risks, if they continue forward even so, then it’s on them, not me. I would never do that to my own child though” 

All Might took a moment to collect his thoughts, that was enough time for Hisashi to return with the tea. 

“The thing you said about the government” 

“Hm?” 

“What should I do about it?” 

“Well Toshinori you are in a position few people have, you are a known figure and people listen to you, what do you think you should do about it?” 

“I need to change that somehow, their views on peoples and quirks.. it’s just wrong” 

“I agree. Be careful though All Might, when I tried to change it the only thing I earned was the title of a villain, get the support of the people first, do something about it after.” 

“Hah” he shook his head in disbelief “I never thought I would be getting advice from my greatest enemy” 

“Supposedly your greatest enemy, I never considered myself anyone’s enemy” 

“Yeah.. I see that now.. So you didn't kill the past holders”

“Correct” 

“And your brother wanted you dead” 

“Unfortunately yes” 

“But why?” 

“Well, he believed himself to be quirkless, you see at that time that was the norm, and quirkless people were not too keen on quirkied people staying alive and having human rights” 

“So he was just.. Racist?” 

“Indeed” 

“Huh.” 

“It’s a lot to think about isn't it?” 

“Yeah.. That offer you made me, did you make it for everyone else too?” 

“I did” 

“Wouldn't you die too?” 

“My body unlike everyone else’s is able to hold as many quirks as I desire, so it wouldn't be a problem for me, sadly they only saw me as a threat instead of someone who wanted to save their lives, you are actually the first one to reply me back and wanting to know more, for that I respect you” 

“I can’t give you the quirk back though, without it would I even be able to keep being the symbol of peace? Would I even have any leverage against the commission?” 

“All Might, keep it for as long as you feel it’s killing you, If it never does, If because you were quirkless you are an exception, then all I ask is that this quirk dies naturally with you, but the second you feel like it has started to kill you, give it to me so you may live, that’s all I ask” 

“.... I’m amazed” 

“I have that effect on people” 

“Alright then All For One” 

“Please, call me Hisashi, or Midoriya, I haven’t been known for that title in a long while” 

“Well, Midoriya-san, anything else I should know?” 

“Hm, let’s see I-” 

“DAAAD, WE ARE HOME is that All-” 

“-MIGHT?! TENKO ALL MIGHT IS IN OUR HOUSE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

Tenko shoved his hand at Izuku’s mouth and stared at the hero dumbfounded 

“Dad, why is All Might here?” 

“We are actually long lost brothers” All Might said, Hisashi wanted to die, he could literally die, never a man rolled his eyes and left a exasperated breath so hard as Hisashi had done after those words left Yagi’s mouth, this was it, he would never ever get rid of the man now. He mouthed ‘what the fuck’ to let it very clear that he did not approve of this at all. 

“ALLMIGHTISMYUNCLE??!!!” Izuku didn't even breath while saying it.  

Tenko’s mouth was gaping like a fish. 

“OMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINEEDTOTELLKACCHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!” Izuku was vibrating, Hisashi didn't think it was normal for kids to vibrate. Tenko fell a bit in the direction of the wall. 

“Why.. why did you never tell us dad?” 

“I found out recently too, very recently, like, today, didn't really believe it myself” 

“All Might are you gonna stay?” Tenko shyly asked 

“UNCLEMIGHTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNCLEMIGHTSTAYINGAAAAAAAAA” Izuku fainted. 

“He won’t be living here If that was your question Tenko” Hisashi answered 

“No no” he picked his passed out brother up and stared at All Might almost with hatred “Not like that, like, a present figure in our lives?” 

“Well, I don't know, will you Toshinori?” 

“Of course! What kind of uncle would I be If I didn't?” 

“You owe me nine years of gift giving… And for Zu four years of it.” 

Yagi laughed genuinely “Of course, what do you like, Young Tenko?”  

“Games……… but dad’s rich so I can have any game I like”

“Well, what kind of games?” 

“Anything… nintendo… club penguin” 

“Alright, I’ll come back tomorrow with your nine years worth of gifts” 

Hisashi was really not happy at all with this. 

“And Zu likes you, and heroes, he’s obsessed with heroes, every hero out there, give him merch he’ll love you forever, more than he already does” 

“Thanks for the advice young Tenko” 

“Yeah whatever” He shifted Izuku on his lap “Can you leave now? I have shit to talk to with dad”

“Yes, he can.” Hisashi practically shoved All Might out of his home, the man dared to laugh as he was shoved out. 

The worst part of it all, is that Yagi reminded him of his younger brother in the way he was annoying. 

“Alright boys, uh, did he pass out?” 

“He did” 

He picked Izuku on his lap, and after a second or two he picked Tenko too and sat with them both at the couch “Alright, it was the first day in the new school, how was it? Tell me everything” 

Tenko got comfy on him “It was fine, teacher made me say my quirk, a few people looked at me like I had a disease, but it’s fine, I’ll just tell them All Might is my uncle, then I’ll parade him one time and they’ll like me” 

“Tenten..” 

“It’s fine dad, I know people are just bigots with no vision, it was the same at Aldera, one day I’ll find someone who isn't” 

Hisashi kissed his forehead “What about the club?” 

“Oh that was fun, there were some older kids running the place, they had me do a aptitrud test” 

"Aptitude?” 

“Yeah, that, and after I was done they said I was amazing, gonna start at team B but they said I should move up to A soon”

“I’m so proud” 

“Yeah yeah.. they laughed when I said I liked playing club penguin though”  

“Don’t mind them, they are just jealous and afraid of society to do what makes them happy” 

“Yeah, you right, Zu got called one time at the principal’s office by the way” 

“Any idea why?” 

Tenko shifted his entire body language and hid his face on Hisashi’s chest “Nope, he wouldn't tell me” 

Well, that was an obvious lie, Tenko fully knew. 

“Guess I’ll just ask him when he wakes up” 

“Yeah, good luck with that.. Is he really our uncle?”

“No, he’s just a fool, but feel free to suck every last inch of penny that he has asking for gifts, If he wants to be a uncle, then treat him like one and suck him dry” 

“Pfffffhahahahhahhhahahahhaah” 

“What?” 

“I- hahahahahahahha okay, don’t ever tell Izuku that he’s not.” 

“Don’t plan on doing that”  

“Good, thank you” 

“For what?” 

“Being honest with me.. love you dad” 

“Pff love you too” 

“PAH” Izuku woke up screaming 

“Oh hello there” 

“I’m off to my room” Tenko said worming out of Hisashi’s embrace “Call me when dinner’s ready” 

“Sure. Now, hey there bean” 

“Is uncle might gone?” Izuku giggled to himself after saying uncle might

“He is, he’ll be back tomorrow though, Tenko said he had to compensate all the years gone of gifts” 

“Koko’s right. He has. Hihi a gift from Uncle Might hihi.” 

“What if his gift is something you hate?” 

“Don’t matter is uncle might’s gift” 

“You had me return to that store three times because you weren't satisfied with what I gave you” 

“Pah, don't be ridiculus, you not uncle might, and uncle might won’t stay for long so i have to squeeeeeeze gifts from him” 

“And why won’t he be staying for long?” 

“Because he isn't really uncle might pahpah, don't tell me you believe him” He double patted his dad “He craycray, but we let him pretend for as long as he wants to, because he uncle might” 

“I-” Hisashi chuckled “You are way too smart, how did you even..” 

“I didn't, he really isn't pah?” 

“No comments”

“Hihi, i fooled pah pah, gonna tell mahmah” 

“Well, guess there is no pretending… I can’t hide anything from my little bean” He gave his face a bunch of kisses. 

“hihihi” 

“Now, onto what’s more important. How was your first day Zu?” 

“Pah.. I don’t wan be quirkless anymore” 

“Oh baby..” 

“A classmate said I was geneless.. What does that mean?” 

“It means he’s an idiot who never had an ounce of education in his short life, and that his parents are even worse” 

“I punched him” 

“Good” 

“The principal was on my side too” 

“ good.”

“His parents were called in, I hope he dies” 

“Pff, do you know what death is?” 

"It's.. no.. I don’t.. but Kacchan says it all the time, so I know I said it right” 

“Death is permanent Izuku, it’s like wishing for someone to sleep and never wake up again while they are eaten by worms or burnt into ashes” 

“Oh” 

“So don’t wish for someone’s death unless you mean it” 

“okay… Hm.. can we watch uncle’s might movie?” 

Hisashi sighed “Yeah we can” 

“Can Kacchan sleep here tomorrow?” 

“He can” 

“Can I have ice cream before dinnah?” 

“Just today” 

“Can I.. hmmm, can I parade uncle might at school?” 

“Yes.. Love you kiddo” 

“uhum, I know pahpah.. thankyu” 

---

The next day All Might showed up right before they were about to leave for school with a red bag full of gifts like he was Santa and asked if they wanted a lift. 

“Uncle Might, we don know where our classrooms are, help us there?” Izuku had asked innocently. 

No one in school would forget the day that Tenko arrived holding one of All Might’s hand, and Katsuki and Izuku at All Might’s shoulders. 

No one would forget and no one would mess with them because Izuku had referred to All Might as Uncle Might enough times and loud enough for everyone to hear.

Chapter Text

“Coca cola, pepsi cola, how old Aaare you? One, two, three four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eightee- eeeeeeeeeeee” 

“EIGHTEEEN NEW PESONAL RECORDDDD!!!” Izuku shouted as he left the rope, Kacchan took his place on jumping. 

“I’ll beat you Zuko!!” 

The classmates holding the rope started the song again “Coca cola, pepsi cola, how old are you? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty one-” 

“BAKUGOU, NO USING YOUR QUIRK INDOORS!” A teacher yelled 

“But the sky is above! So we outie!!” 

“Still school property, no quirk use, my word is final” 

Katsuki kicked the ground and pointed at Izuku “I still beat you!” 

“Hihi you did” 

“Hey Midomia-” 

“It’s Midoriya” Katsuki corrected the dumb fuck. 

“Midroya, wanna play with us?” 

“Can Kacchan come?” 

“For sure” 

“What are we playing?” 

“Heroes and villains! We gon separate the teams now” 

“Cool” 

Two kids, they didn't know the names of, were the team leaders, one was completely pink and had horns sort of like an alien and was energetic as hell, and the other was blue and looked like a fish. 

Izuku got selected by the alien, Katsuki by the fish. 

The class didn't know yet, because they didn't know them very well, but separating the two had been a mistake. 

“So! Here is the plan” alien girl started “we move in groups of three, that way even if they escape one of us the other two have a chance to grab them, also! Even though we are staying in small groups, don’t stay too close, that will be easy to evade” 

“What will be the groups?” A purple kid whose freckles looked like stars asked 

“We can do odd or even, but instead of just odd or even, we add more possibilities, that way it will be random!” 

Soon the smaller teams were separated, Izuku considered himself lucky to have ended up with the alien girl and a kid who had so much energy that if Izuku knew what cocaine was, he would have thought the dude was on it. 

“I’m Mina by the way! Mina Ashido!” 

“Izuku, Midoriya” 

“Cool, call me Mina, what about you?” 

“Chibi Shindo” 

“Sweet! Okay. READY?!” She yelled so everyone would hear “GO!!!” 

All at once forty kids started running after each other, it was utter chaos. I, as the narrator can barely understand what is happening but I’ll try my best to help you visualize it even so. Think of a football game, except that there is no ball, and the only thing going into the goals are kids who have been caught by heroes, and you don’t know who is in what team because they are all wearing the same uniform. 

Chaos. 

The heroes had only ten minutes to grab everyone or they’d lose, ten minutes because that was all the time they had left until recess was over. 

Meanwhile the only thing going on in Izuku’s head was that he wanted to grab Katsuki, no one had done that yet, Kacchan just always evaded everyone even fred his teammates in the process, he was a pro at heroes and villains, and Izuku wanted to destroy that, he could see blood, he started thinking of strategies to arrest his friend, one of his strategies involved kicking and biting. 

And soon the two of them were just fighting in the middle of the courtyard, no one could make them stop, not even the teachers, the two were really determined to kill each other. It would have been disturbing had they not been four year olds who could barely do anything to each other. 

Until Izuku finally with a well done punch to Kacchan’s face managed to knock him out and drag him to the goal. 

Of course by then the ten minutes had ended and the villains had won anyway, but Izuku was nothing but satisfied. He was less satisfied though when the teachers yelled at him for knocking him out, but really what was he even supposed to do??? Not knock him out??????? That was unacceptable. 

----

“You fought?” Inko asked Izuku as the principal stared at them all 

“It wasn't a fight, it was a demonstration of superiority” 

“I’ll knock you out, next time” Katsuki added

“He wishes.” 

“As you can see, this is what we have been dealing with, they both said they didn't do it out of hate, and that it came from a place of love, we are unsure of what to do” The principal said

“It’s my fault” Masaru said “At home me and my wife are usually very verbally aggressive with each other as a way of showing love, we never taught them that they shouldn't follow our examples” 

“Oh Masaru.. It’s not only that, ever since All Might came into our lives he and Hisashi argue all the time, childish banther, they are also at fault” 

“Well, what should we, as the school, do?” 

“Perhaps we should separate them in cla-” 

“NO!” the two kids yelled at the same time 

“We won’t do it again, just let us stay together” Izuku pleaded with those big round eyes.. How could anyone resist them? 

“The only reason we had to go that far was because… because.. because they forced us into different teams!” Katsuki said

“You boys need to learn how to live without each other, how to function without each other” Inko said 

“We know how to live without each other. We just like it better when we togedah” Kacchan said grabbing Izuku’s hand 

“Keep them together for a while then, if it happens again we will see what we can do” Masaru said “We will deal with them getting physical with each other at home, don’t worry about it Kagano-san.” 

“Alright, they won’t face repercussions here then” 

The two boys grinned at each other 

---

“So, you are both alive.” Mina said, sitting on their desk upon their arrival the next day. 

“Zu, who is this?” Kacchan asked 

“Ashisho, she was the team leader yesterday, remember?” 

“Pleaaase, call me Mina, and yeah! We are on the pathway to friendship now!” 

Katsuki narrowed his eyes at her, whatever he was looking he probably found it because he nodded 

“Just so you know, we are a package deal” Izuku said “I don know what that really means, but auntie says we are” 

“Then I’ll just befriend you both! Hihihi, we are gonna do so many great things together, I can tell, my horns can sense it” 

Izuku moved to touch her horn without even thinking “Do they really?” 

“Well, no, but I can tell either way!” She booped his hand with her horn and sat down next to Katsuki “Alright! So, important friendship questionnaire, favorite colors, go” 

“Green” Kacchan said

“Red” Izuku said

“And mine is blue” Mina said “Hmm favorite food?” 

“I really, really love rice” Izuku said 

“You are so boring Zu” 

“Nu uh, rice is life” 

“Well, I like anything sweet!” Kacchan said 

“Cool, mine are bananas” 

“Mina. Minaim. Miniam. Minion.” Kacchan said. 

“Don’t be silly Kacchan, she’s pink not yellow” 

“FAvorite hmm hero!” 

“All Might” They both answered at the same time

“HAH, I knew you say that, for me It’s Radiant Rose, I doubt either of you even know her” 

“I don't” Kacchan said, they both turned at Izuku, he shrugged 

“Don't know too, but i can ask dad or uncle might about her later”

“Uncle Might?” 

“Yeah” Katsuki narrowed his eyes “You didn't know? Our uncle is All Might, we paraded on him on the second day here” 

Izuku nodded

“DAMN, I was sick, missed the whole first week of classes, your uncle is really All Might?!!!” 

“Yeah!!” 

“Cool! Can I meet him?!” 

“That’s friendship level seven” Izuku said, quoting Tenko “You are at level one for now”

“Just one?” 

“Fine, two, but only because you are nice” 

“Cool, how do I level up?” 

“Ask Kacchan, he’s level infinity”

“No way she’ll ever get to where I am though” 

“True” 

“I bet I can” 

“Nope, me and Zu were practically born together, you can’t beat that!” 

“You have different last names, and you aren't similar in face so you aren't siblings.. What are you?”

“Our families are very close” 

“uhum!” 

“Wanna meet my brother? He goes here too” 

“Really?” she looked around 

“Not here stupid” Kats flicked her head “He’s older, don’t mistake older and wise though, he’s a dumbass” 

“He’s the bestest, Kacchan is just jealous because he lives with me” 

“So not true” 

The teacher finally arrived, what felt like, hours later. “Ashido, go to your assigned seat” 

“But I don wanna, can’t I stay here teach-san? I’m happier here and Hado-kun is happiest there” 

The boy she changed seats with agreed 

“Fine but, If you disturb the class I’m changing it back” 

“Thankyuuu!” 

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Hisashi was serious when he said he would kidnap his own son in order to spend time with him outside a closed room. 

And he had a plan, he was going to wait at the school’s gate, where Tenko couldn't escape him, grab him, toss him over his shoulder and take him to a nice cafe, so they’d have lunch, and then there was an interactive art exhibit happening at Ibira park. 

Well, that was the plan. 

He didn't account for a wild All Might in his way. 

“What is this Toshinori? Fell in love with me? Didn't know the number one hero resorted to stalking when his crush was married” 

“I- what? No? No. Hero-Con is coming to town, I was invited to participate there” 

Hisashi grabbed his keys, closed the door and started walking towards his car “Good for you?” 

“AND, I thought Young Izuku and Young Katsuki might be interested in going, I have as many free VIP passes as I’d like” 

He got inside the car and raised his eyebrow when Yagi also got in. “They’ll love it, now, can you leave?” 

“The invitation expands to you too!” 

Hisashi just started driving, If the fool wanted to be kidnap too, then that wasn't his problem “There are better ways to ask a man on a date than to use his kids for it Toshinori” 

“S-Stop that! You are married” 

“Indeed” 

“You…… I hate you” 

“I tend to cause that effect on people, are you strapped in? It’s an hour drive I would hate to get the symbol of peace murdered in a car accident” 

“Yes, I’m strapped in.. Hm, where are we going?” 

“To pick up my boy at school” 

“Oh! Then can I spend the day with him too?” 

“Don’t you have work to do? I always thought heroes were busy all the time fighting crime and all” 

“I mostly just walk around, crime tends to find me. But you didn't answer my question, can I?!!” 

That red light was never ending “Why?” 

“There is nothing I can answer that you won’t tell me to go to therapy” 

“Self aware, should I be worried? Are you a pedophile All Might?”  

“WHAT? NO! I just want a family!!” 

Welp, Yagi was once again flushed, Hisashi was gaping, well, on the inside, on the outside he was snickering 

“A family?” 

“I- Well you- Well my- Well I-” 

“Get one of your own then, I’m sure there are plenty of people willing” 

“Nana.. My master, she told me that us holders, well, heroes in general, we couldn't have families because it would put them at risk, because you could kill them” 

“And?” 

“Well, you can’t kill my family if you are my family, and this quirk sort of makes us brothers doesn't it?” 

“No?” 

“Well, I beg to differ!” 

“Then beg” 

“What?” 

“What.”

“I- well, anyway, that’s why..” 

“You are right, you need therapy” 

“Yeah..” 

“But I suppose it would be difficult for you to find someone willing to put the number one hero title aside.” 

“I probably could find if I looked for it-” 

“Don’t bother, fine I’ll allow you to engage in your family fantasies, as long as you keep providing my son smiles, do anything , and I mean anything to hurt him, no matter how small, and I’ll skin you alive” 

“I believe that” 

“Good. Masaru or Mitsuki will be going with you all to the Hero-Con.”

“So we- I- you-” 

“Shush.” 

“Okay.” 

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“Hm.. Midoriya-san, why are we hiding behind the school’s gate?” 

“We gotta catch him by surprise otherwise the little bastard will run away” 

“I don’t think Young Izuku is like that..” 

“Who said I’m here for the bean? No, I’m here for my gremlin of a child. He needs socializing and to see some green. Every time I tell him to, he says that Izuku is green therefore he’s seen it, honestly, he’s such a brat.”

“Oh” Yagi chuckled “I don’t know why I assumed it was him” 

“I know, it’s his eyes, he can enwrap anyone with them” 

“I gotta say Midoriya-san, you not at all like I pictured you’d be” 

“That’s usually the true for most things, some call the notion of having a pre-set idea of someone before you know them prejudice” 

“Ah I-” 

“Shh, there he is” Hisashi shook his head in disappointment. “How does he not have any friends leaving with him?” 

“Want me to teach him some social skills?” 

“He will hate it” 

“That’s not a no..” 

“You catch on quickly.” 

Then Hisashi jumped on Tenko, well, not literally, but he did grab and hug him very publicly “UGH, DAAAD?!” 

“Come on son! We are doing some green bonding time!” He tossed him over his shoulder and walked up to his car again, All Might was stunned for two seconds until he followed behind laughing. 

“DAD come onnn, I don’t want this!!” 

“Son, there will be three things you’ll win today, one is vitamin D, that’s very important, you could die without it, two is the possibility of making your brother jealous from you having spent the day with All Might and not him, and three Toshinori here has offered to teach you some social skills, you need it.” 

“DAD” 

“No need to yell, it won’t change my mind, strap on.” 

“ARGHHHHH” 

“You are nine, stop behaving like a adolescent, at least pretend you love me a little” 

“This has nothing to do with love” 

“I’ll take that as a sign that you do love me then” 

“Do what you want, it’s what you always do anyway, hey All Might, did you know he told me I was adopted when I was in the middle of a breakdown because mama was pregnant and he was like, now you know we wanted you and not him, I was in the middle of a mental breakdown, it was very stressful for me, I was five! And he told me that I was adopted!!” 

“You are adopted?” 

“That’s not the point, the point is he does whatever he likes!” 

“You are complaining to the wrong crowd son, Toshinori also doesn't think of consequences while doing things, take for example he deciding to self adopt in our family”

“Shit!-” 

“Language” All Might interrupted  

“I’m surrounded by self centered people” 

“Takes one to know one son!” Hisashi happily said 

That smile on his face did not go away for the entire day. 

Tenko was sure his bastard father enjoyed his suffering. 

….

Okay. 

He had a great time. The park was nice, the exhibit was cool, messing with All Might was fun, spending time with his dad was all of the previous adjectives. 

But he would never. 

Never. 

EVER. 

Admit that to anyone. 

Except maybe Izuku. 

BUT BESIDES HIM. 

No one would ever know.

Chapter Text

“SO! I was thinking! Remember how Izuku and Katsuki had a great time last year at the Hero-con?” 

“Hello Yagi.” Inko greeted the man “So nice for you to join us, yes you may come in, no Hisashi is not here at the moment” 

“It’s ten pm” 

“He’s at work.” 

“What even is his work?” 

“Ask him.” 

Tiny steps ran up to him and jumped on his leg “UNCLE MIIIIGHT!!” 

“BEAN!!” He picked Izuku up and hugged him “I already told you to call me Uncle Yagi” 

“uHUm! whatchu here for?” 

“Well, for now only your mama and papa can know”

Izuku pouted 

“Buuuut~ I have a gift for the birthday boy!! Hold old are you? Like a bajillion older?” 

He raised five fingers up 

“Wooooow, that’s practically a grown man!” 

“uHUm! What’s my gift???” 

“Nuh uh, you have to wait for the day change for you to open it, it’s bad luck to open gifts before the actual birthday” 

“The world is so unfair.” 

He booped Izuku’s nose “Now, weren't you supposed to be sleeping young man?” 

“I was! But bithday is in two” he raised two fingers “hours! And mama and papa always wake me at midnight so I was wake!” 

Inko smiled and passed her fingers through his hair “Yes sweetie, but the whole point of us waking you up for it loses sense if you are awake doesn't it?” 

Izuku pouted but nodded anyway “Uncle Might, can you put me in bed then?” 

“I’ll do it If you call me Uncle Yagi!” 

“Uncle Yagee pwease put me in bed” 

“How can I say no when you ask please?” He walked up to his bedroom, only to come down half an hour later having to have read to Izuku a bedtime story. 

“I made you some tea while you were putting him in bed” 

“Thank you Inko-sama” He grabbed his cup and sat on the couch “Is Hisashi-san going to be here in time?” 

“He always is, Yagi, what was it you wanted to discuss with us?” 

“Oh! So, every year there is this camp, it’s reserved only for hero kids so they get to know each other and train their quirks, but mostly so they get to know each other, being from a hero family can be very lonely, I was thinking we could send Kats and Izu to it!” 

“No.” 

“Hear me out” 

“Izuku is quirkless Yagi, he will just be segregated” 

“No no no, that’s why he should go! There are people there who can make him strong! I didn't get where I am because of my quirk Inko-sama, I got it because I worked hard, even If I had no quirk I bet I’d be the same type of strong I am, I want to do that to Izuku, I want him to be strong so he can hold his ground and no one will ever be able to hurt him.” 

“You are very determined aren't you..” 

“Yes. I know he’s five now, so I’m not saying I’m gonna start training him to be a powerhouse now , I’m just saying that I want to teach him how to handle himself, and I want him to have people there for him, these kids, the legacy camp, that opens up a world of opportunities to him! If he managed to friend them now , that means VIP access to special gyms, training under actual heroes besides me when he’s older, If he’s serious about being a hero when he gets older then I want him to be able to do so easily! If he gives up by then, then well, at least he will be able to fend for himself, I won’t let his quirkleness get in the way of his dreams.” 

“You really thought about this..” 

“I did” 

“I really don’t understand you Yagi-kun” 

He chuckled awkwardly “I consider you all my family Inko-sama” 

“Fine, I’ll talk with Hisashi and the Bakugous, no promises though” 

“I can make a list! Of the hero kids who will go!” 

“You do that” 

“And also If it turns out you all think it’s too soon, there is always next year, it happens yearly and it has for a long time I doubt it will end” 

“I’ll keep that in mind” 

He grabbed her hand and thanked her, just as he did so Hisashi arrived home, it was 10 to Midnight, Inko smiled at him “You are just in time” 

“As always” He paused at the door “Honestly Yagi it’s almost midnight what are you even doing here?” 

“Well I-” He dropped Inko's hands

“Do you want to live here? Is that it? Is it lonely at your palace?” 

“It is actually” Yagi looked at anywhere but them. 

They stared at each other in silence for a few minutes until Inko broke it “No. Absolutely not.” 

“Yeah, I should go” 

“He’s already here all the time, Ini!” 

“Doesn't mean we should adopt him and let him live with us! He’s forty!" 

“Don’t argue over me, I’m not staying, see, I’m going home, right now” 

“It’s not like anything would change! It would be just one more person taking care of the kids, and he’s the number one hero Ini!” 

“So???!” 

“So! They’d be safe! Besides, you weren't against him suddenly deciding to be their uncle.” 

“We never told him he should, or could ! He just did!” 

“Well, and now he’s family, so we have to deal with it, I’m going to wish our son happy birthday” 

“Wait, no, I’m going with you, Yagi, you leave, we will talk about this tomorrow” 

“Good night!” Yagi called as he practically fled the house. 

When Yagi appeared with a bunch of bags a few days later after continued discussions Izuku passed out. 

And when they told him and Kacchan they would go to a hero camp with him?? He passed out again. 

He didn't pass out though when they arrived there. 

He wouldn't. He couldn't. 

“Alright Young Izuku, Young Katsuki” Everyone was watching them “I want you to have fun! Make some friends, enjoy the camp, If at any time you want to leave call me or Hisashi and we’ll come pick you up” He kissed Izuku’s forehead and he tried to do the same to Kats but Katsuki didn't do affection, so he was simply shoved away. 

“Okay!” 

“Remember, the most important part is..” 

“To have fun!” “Show em who’s the boss” 

Izuku and Kats said at the same time, All Might chuckled fondly at them and stood back up again, when he did so Endeavor approached him, he smiled

“The rumors were true then” Enji said 

“There were rumors about me??” 

“Did you seriously expect anything else?” 

“Maybe?” He laughed nervously

A small Izuku started clinging on All Might’s pants and patted his uncle’s hand “unkie it’s Endevah!”

“Do you want his autograph?” 

Izuku nodded ferociously. 

“Well, do you mind, Endeavor??” 

Enji was honestly in shock, why did All Might’s kid want his autograph? 

“I guess?” He signed on a random piece of paper and handed it to the kid, the kid in turn gave it to All Might and told him to keep it safe. 

“Of course bean” Yagi ruffled his hair 

“Alright listeners!” A young blond man screamed “Are you all ready to have a fun time??!!” 

Izuku was the most excited of all the kids there, yelling a loud “YEAAHHH!” 

That the teen responded with the same energy “YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT! Alright kids, gather around, I see some new faces this year so for those of you who don’t know me, I’m Mic! And this is my lovely partner Clouds!” 

“Heya!” A young man with blue hair waved at them

“And we will be responsible for y’all during this camp! NOW, your parents, and I see some new faces in that department too! Like All Might! You are here!” 

“I AM HERE” The hero responded causing a few kids to be in awe, and for Endeavor in specifically to roll his eyes 

“And Endeavor! You finally decided to socialize with the world, that's it, we are doomed, the world is going to end!” Clouds said, causing a few heroes to chuckle and for the man in question to simply huff in annoyance “We also have some of our legacy parents that have been with us since me and MIc weren't even here, ten more years coming and we might even give you a medal!” More parents laughed 

“Alright heroes! The ones staying are going to follow Clouds because I lost the coin flip” They were so chuckly these parents, what an easy crowd “And the kids are following ME! COME ONE KIDDIES!” 

And just like that the camp started, not with a bang, but with a bunch of bad jokes. 

Izuku and Katsuki felt so out of their world but at the same time so right to be where they were. The kids looked at them with a sort of wariness but they also seemed determined as if most had been instructed to talk with them and were trying to figure out how. 

It was a boost of ego that Katsuki really didn't need, while Izuku on the other hand sucked all the positive attention like a vacuum cleaner, he thrived on it. 

And he needed it because over and over again with the course of the camp he was reminded of the difference between the quirkied and him. Always coming last in all the competitive activities, one of the kids even asked him if he was really related to All Might, for that he punched the kid, you know, just to show how related he was. 

The kid ran off crying and he had to hear from Mic that he shouldn't do that. But the one, really, hurt was him. Emotionally. 

So after a few days there was Cloud announcing a competitive activity between them all and Izuku didn't want to lose again. So he found a way to disappear. In doing that he also accidentally created chaos because one of All Might’s kid had just gone missing. Mic and Cloud just couldn't have anything going wrong for this otherwise their non existing hero careers would be over before it even started. 

It wasn't either of them who found Izuku though, no, it was just a boy who was trying to escape his own problems and ended up finding him by accident. 

“What are you doing out here… Are you crying?” Toya kicked Izuku’s foot. The bean for his part was curled up behind a tree hiding his face. 

“I’m bad at everything” Yep, he was definitely crying

“You are five, you are supposed to be bad at everything, it would be really unfair If you weren't, imagine being the Number One’s child AND good at everything? We’d have no chances”

Izuku looked up at him “Really?” 

“Yeah really, don’t be like my brother, he’s five and annoyingly good at existing” He sat next to Izuku “It just makes me hate him, I’d much rather a brother who sucked at everything”

“Wow, my older brother is your opposite, he is always happy when im good existing” 

“Then he’s weird. Wait. All Might has an older kid?”  

“Nuh uh, All Might is ma uncle, not ma pahpah, and Tenten don't wan to be hero” 

“Oh… Good. You know.. My… father hates All Might, his greatest disappointment was never surpassing him in the ranks” Now it was Toya’s time to curl up “Your’s and the blondie’s existence just made father hysterical” 

“Supassing, big word” 

“Father says it all the time, it means winning, basically, he wants us to surpass him in his place”

“Sounds dumb” 

“It does?” 

“Heroes don’t win other heroes, heroes win villains” 

“Did All Might teach you that?” 

“uHUm! Pahpah too!”

“You’ve won the hero lottery then, from what I know, most heroes only care about the popularity poll, remember that ponytail kid?” 

“Yayoyaazarau?”

“Something like that, yeah, her family is so obsessed with their image they already have her going in beauty pageants, and she’s your age” 

“Pahpah says kids should be kids instead of pretending to be adults” 

“Your dad’s smart, does All Might think like that too?” 

“Pobably” 

“You really have a problem with saying ‘R’s huh kid” 

“Mah says it will pass eventully, and its not all the words. .see.. woRRRRds but aftah today.. I don't know If It ever will” He sighs dramatically, it must be so hard the life of a five year old. 

“I used to be the golden goose of the family.. The one with the perfect quirk for it, but then little fucking Shoto was born… Suddenly I’m also.. bad at everything, so I get you”  

Izuku looked at him, really looked at him “You hurt” 

“Pff, in more ways than one” 

“I also hurt” 

“You are?” 

He points at his own heart “In here” 

“Pff” 

“Don’t laugh, tis serious!” 

“I believe you sprout” He ruffled Izuku’s hair and the two went silent for a minute or two, a minute or two that they spent ignoring Mic’s worried shouts, because damn they were loud (And it sort of sting a little that no one noticed that he was gone but were searching so intensely for Izuku), and just watched the trees and the birds. Surprisingly it was the kid who broke their silent safety bubble first by asking a question. 

“You also hiding from evewyone?” 

“Yeah, know the kid who got fourth in every test?” At Izuku’s nod he continued “That’s my brother, he got his quirk like, last year but he’s already better than me.. I’ll never be enough.. I want to though.. That’s the only way father...... Nevermind, who is it for you? Who makes you feel like shit?” 

“Kacchan, Kacchan is better at EVERYTHING, and I love Kacchan, Kacchan is like brother, and Kacchan thinks i’ll be strong with him and he’s always nice about it, but Kacchan has quirk, I don’t, I can punch, I can run, but never strong as quirk.” 

“Can’t believe I’m relating to All Might’s kid.. And you are like, half my age too… How does.. How does he treat you?”

“Who?”

“All Might”  

“He’s the bestest uncle evah! Took us to hero-con, got Tenten a bunch of these really comfy plushies, I stole half of them, but don tell no one, pah says it’s bad to steal, I got to meet a bunch of heroes too! And and-” 

“So he’s not… he doesn't even care about… okay.” He took a big breath, his entire world view had been shattered, shifted, his sense of normal compromised “Come on sprout, I’ll teach you how to not come last the next few games” 

Izuku looked up at him with stars in his eyes “Really?” 

“Yeah, maybe you’ll end up beating my stupid brother, who knows”

And so Toya started teaching Izuku about how he should play with the hand he has, he taught him how to bluff, how to use his strengths, at some point Clouds found them but decided he wouldn't interfere, not when the kids were having fun, he did warn Mic where they were so he would stop searching and continue with the activities for the rest of the kids and he did stay there watching them, he felt the need to intrude when Izuku asked Toya to see his quirk and he realized the boy’s quirk was hurting himself. 

But All Might’s kid was faster 

“Stop, stop stop! You not supposed to do that!!” 

Toya looked at him confused “Do what?” 

“Hurt self!” 

“That’s just how my quirk works sprout” 

“Pahpah says that no quirk work like that, if quirk hurts, then using wrong” He nodded to himself as if quoting his dad. 

“Well, it’s the only way I’ve been taught” 

“You have stupid teacher”  

And Oboro knowing who Toya’s “teacher” was ended up choking in his own spit and revealing his presence 

The two kids went stiff immediately. 

“We be found” Izuku said. 

Oboro didn't really expect for Toya to grab Izuku’s hand and run away, he didn't really expect but he did run after them, and with his quirk he was faster and quick to wrap them up in fluff clouds 

“You caught us” Toya said “Congratulations, want a prize?” 

“My prize is satisfaction, come on it’s almost time for lunch. If I let you both go can you promise me you won’t run again?”

“Yeah” 

He let them go. 

They ran again. 

Oboro sighed, this would be a long camp. 

When they finally returned Katsuki attacked Izuku for just disappearing on him, Izuku only giggled as he was “”””””brutally”””””” attacked. 

And the next time they did a competition between everyone? Well, Izuku didn't win, far from it, but he didn't get last . Which was already a big improvement. 

Toya couldn't be more proud. It was a new feeling for him, one that would change everything.  

And Katsuki? 

Katsuki was excited. Excited because Izuku had proven he wasn't lying, If his quirkless ass could beat a few quirkied kids who had been doing this for longer than them, then he didn't lie. 

He really could be a quirkless hero with him. And that day had been the indisputable truth.

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Izuku had a plan. 

“It’s a stupid plan” Kacchan had said 

But “No, it’s a nefarious plan” 

Izuku had learned that word the day before, he had been saying it in every situation he could. 

“There is no way it’s gonna work, we are talking Endeavor’s son” 

“Yeah, but Toya-senpai said that Endeavor doesn't care bout him so he won’t notice” 

“I doubt it” 

“It’s perfect Kacchan.. Will you help me? Pwease? Pwease Kacchan, help me, help your only friend” 

“I have more friends” 

“PWEASEEEEE Kacchan! Pweasee!!”

“Fine” 

“Yassss, okay, you know what you have to do right?”

“I do” 

“Good! Hihihi, it’s gonna be awesome!!”  

“We are gonna die.” 

And with that positive thinking they set their plan in motion. The plan was simple really, once Endeavor had retrieved his youngest Katsuki would cause an explosion which would distract them all, and then Izuku would shove Toya inside All Might’s car. 

Nothing could possibly go wrong from this. 

Everything went wrong from it. 

The second Katsuki’s hand sparkled Clouds ushered him near All Might, no one was distracted. 

Even so Izuku tried to take Toya to All Might’s trunk, just to be spotted by Endeavor in two seconds and yelled at. 

His plan.. His perfect plan.. 

He had failed. He was a failure. 

Plan B it is. Endeavor yelled at him “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?” 

Izuku yelled back “I’M KIDNAPPING HIM AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME” And showed him his tongue. 

People were shocked by the turns of events, shocked for long enough that Izuku shoved Toya in All Might’s car. 

All Might simply chuckled and opened the door “Young Izuku, what are you doing?” 

“He stated his intetions” Katsuki said walking past him and also getting inside the car 

“You can’t kidnap someone” 

“Why not? His dad don’t want him, Toya-kun said Endevah only cares about Shoto this, Shoto that, don’t even look at him anymore, well, I wan him” 

“Young Toya is not a possession to own” 

Toya raised his hand “He said his dad can fix me” 

“Fix you?” Enji asked, also getting near them after threatening Mic with his eyes so the crowd would disappear 

“My quirk, Midori-kun said I’m using it wrong, that’s why it hurts me, but his dad can fix it” 

“All Might, lead the way with your car, I want to meet this man that claims my son is using his quirk wrong, and you , get out of there and back in my car” 

Oho. All Might didn't really like Enji’s tone and after a year of watching what a loving parent sounded like, he really didn't like Enji’s tone. “Surely he can stay with us since we are going to the same place, In fact, why doesn't Young Shoto stay with them too so all the kids are together?” 

Toya huffed in annoyance, he didn't want to share a car with Shoto. He didn't want to share Izuku’s attention either. 

Endeavor looked between all of them and simply walked back to his car, that was as much of an agreement as he could ever get. 

“Alright everyone get comfy, this will be a long ride” Yagi called Tsukauchi, ‘by accident’ (the detective would be confused, for two seconds, and then he would hit the record button), and as he started driving Endeavor drove right after them “Sooo, how are things Young Toya?” 

“Fine”  

“I didn't know Endeavor had you boys participate in these things” 

“He doesn't, usually” 

“And things at home?” 

Toya gritted his teeth “Fine” 

Izuku looked at Toya and then back at All Might “Lies, don’t lie to uncle, lying is bad” 

Toya pouted but tried to play it nonchalantly “Well It is fine, Endeavor stopped giving me attention to focus on Shoto more that’s all, gives me more time to play” 

Shoto looked at his brother “Have it back I don't want it” 

Toya almost choked “You don’t?” 

“His attention hurts” Shoto had a look that shouldn't have belonged to any five year old’s face “And I want to play with you too, but dad says that I can’t.. That his masterpiece has no place between you all…” He sighed “I just want to play”  

All Might gripped the wheel tighter “So he doesn't allow you to play?” 

“Only train train train.. I’m tired of training, I don’t even want to surpass you like he says that I have to!” Shoto’s look went to the window “He told me I was weak for puking” his eyes returned to Toya “If you want that can we change places Toya-nii?” 

Okay, Toya felt a tad guilty, from trying to kill Shoto when they were smaller. Just a tad tho, If he hadn't ever been born Toya would still have it all. 

“If.. If things work out with Midori’s dad.. Maybe?” 

“Good, I hope it works, I can’t take it anymore” 

Izuku and Katsuki shared a look . They were thinking Shoto was a drama queen in their minds, somehow that thought was sent through their eyes to one another, somehow Katsuki also calling Izuku a drama queen and telling him he was a hypocrite for judging Shoto also got sent and received. 

Their silent communication skills were getting way too powerful for this world.

Meanwhile Toya looked ecstatic, everything would finally be perfect, his quirk would stop killing him, Endeavor would look at him again, Shoto would be cast aside just like he wished for. He was so glad he insisted on going to the camp, and so glad that Endeavor agreed, it only took him a few days of begging too. 

He ruffled Midori’s head and the kid beamed at him back

The rest of the trip to their house was spent with All Might trying to get more information about their lives from them, Toya refusing to answer because he wouldn't give his enemy intel and Shoto giving all the answers away. 

Toya really wondered if Shoto had never heard of the meaning of keeping private lives private. 

But he was five so it was understandable. 

In the end, All Might was right. It was a long drive. 

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Hisashi didn't really expect the kids to multiply nor for the number two hero to arrive with them, but that’s what happened anyway. 

“Home sweet home!” All Might yelled as he got inside the house. 

“No.” 

“No?” Yagi asked deflating 

“No. Endeavor, Is not welcomed in my house” 

“PAHH, I MADE A FRIEND AND HE NEEDS YOUR HELP!” Izuku said, rushing in with Toya. 

At that moment Tenko arrived at the living room and looked at the older kid that had appeared, his older brother position was being threatened. “Zu, who is this?” 

“This is friend, your future friend too.” 

“No” The older two said at the same time

“When can I go home?” Katsuki asked 

“We are all having dinner here” Inko answered “So your parents are picking you up” 

“Can I raincheck on that and go home?” 

“Pff, no Kats.” 

“balls” 

“What does he need my help with?” 

“His quirk hurts him everytime he uses it” Endeavor said 

“What are you doing in my living room? I already told you should wait outside” 

“You are a stranger, I won’t let my mas- my kids with a stranger” 

“And you are a danger, wait outside.” 

“Todoroki-kun! Don’t worry about Hisashi, he’s my brother! I promise you he won’t do your kids any harm, NOW, Young Shoto, would you like to drink some chocolate?” 

“Yes please” 

“Then I’ll make some for everyone!” 

“I’m not waiting outside like some dog” 

“Do you want your son’s quirk fixed, Endeavor?” 

“Yes but-” 

“Then you will, shoo” And with that shoo he used a quirk to efficiently make him shoo and close the door at his face, and once that was done he turned his attention to little Toya. “Hello young one” 

Fuck. 

He sounded like Yagi, that was self given emotional damage right there. 

“Hi..” Toya looked at him like he was better than him. 

Did Hasashi really want to help the brat? He looked at Izuku’s expectant face and found out that it wasn't a matter of want while he was at it. Fine, he would help, he put his hand on top of Toya’s head 

“This will hurt a little” 

“Wah-” 

And then Toya was passing out on the floor, Katsuki was sighing and grabbing a peace of his chocolate, Izuku was getting hugged by Tenko and asked a million questions about the camp, Inko was asking along while opening the door so Masaru would get in, Mitsuki would be getting into a fight with Endeavor about where he parked his car. 

And Hisashi? Hisashi was creating fire from his fingertips, it would change temperatures while dancing on his fingertips until it faded out completely, he put his hand back on Toya’s head slipping the quirk back to him, and then he was using another quirk to repair whatever damage that exchange could have done and another to wake Toya up refreshed. 

“The fuck” Toya completed feeling disoriented “What happened?” 

“Alright, let the trash in, I’ll only say the results once and as much of a trash he is, the father should hear it too” 

All Might grinned at him and let Endeavor inside. 

Endeavor for his part looked beat, Mitsuki walked in unaffected by whatever had happened outside, while he looked like his puppy had been kicked to the sun, depression wasn't even the word for it, he was destroyed. Morally. 

But either way he walked inside and sat on the couch next to Toya. In the background Katsuki had kidnapped Shoto and was showing him  Masaru like one would show a toy, he was like “Look, this is what a dad is supposed to be” Shoto felt like Katsuki held all the truths in the universe. 

From Hisashi’s forehead a paper started to print the words he was thinking “Alright, so Toya’s quirk is an extremely powerful temperature manipulation” 

Immediately both Toya’s and Endeavor’s faces showed confusion “Not fire?” Toya asked 

“No, it might seem that way, because it can take any shape and considering your father's inclination towards fire it’s obvious that it’s shape would be encouraged. That said, you shouldn't be only using your fire, since that’s what’s hurting you, your body as it is now its not made to handle strong temperatures neither cold nor hot” 

“Cold?” Endeavor asked 

“Yes, his quirk allows him to create both cold and hot temperatures and shape them as he likes, either like fire or snow or water, or by just freezing everything around and not taking a shape at all, it’s a beautiful quirk, the way it was made to be used so it’s not detrimental to the boy’s health like it obviously it is now, is that he should be always emanating both temperatures from him, if he gets either too cold, or too hot without at the same time offering a counterfeit he’s bound to be hurt” 

“So he can also create ice?” Endeavor asked again, Toya was gaping like a fish

“First of all, just like you don’t create any fire from nowhere, he also doesn't create ice, nor fire. He, just like you, simply manipulates the energy surrounding you, well in his case, his body, to whatever he likes”

He was once again interrupted, except this time it was by Toya “How do I do it? I only know how to make the temperature go higher” 

“Just think of doing it the opposite and you should be able to do it, you probably already have a generalized trigger formed in your brain when you are raising the temperature around you, so you just need to find a trigger to make it go lower and then mix them both. I can’t tell you what the trigger is, you’ll have to find out for yourself, but it’s probably going to be some emotion, quirks are generally influenced by one’s emotion, of course there are exceptions, but yours falls into that category.”  

He removed the paper from his forehead and handed it to Endeavor “Here is a detailed explanation of how his quirk should be used to fulfill it’s fullest and it’s fundamentals, read it if you want, don’t if you are an idiot, I don't care, I’ve done my part, here is the bill” 

And then he proceeded to shove an extremely expensive bill on Endeavor’s hand for the man to pay. 

His first instinct was to fight the existence of the bill, he was forced into this appointment after all, but then he felt a pressure on his head, and when he turned he saw the crazy lady and he felt that it was best to simply pay and leave. 

“Alright, we’ll be leaving, goodbye All Might.. and the rest” 

“Endeavor, can I sleep in Baku's house today?” Shoto asked, Endeavor looked at Toya, in a way that he hadn't looked in a while “Alright, you can” 

“No. No no. Then PAhhh can I??” Izuku asked 

“No.” Tenko answered, Inko answered, Hisashi answered, even Yagi answered. 

Honestly, what was this????? Why the hell was he so wanted by his family??? 

He pouted, this was a betrayal he would never forget. 

And thus Endeavor left, Shoto was never sent to a training room again, and when his mother freaked out he wasn't at home to get burned, no. He was sleeping at a friend’s house, because he was allowed to have those now, and he would make as many friends as he could. She was still sent to a mental institution for trying to hurt Toya, his face and his personality just reminded her too much of Endeavor and she couldn't take it. 

Meanwhile a detective had started an investigation that would soon evolve from a small wave to a tsunami. 

But for now the world kept going like usual. 

With a warm family dinner between two families that were more like one, and a bunch of childish envy.

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This was a new start for them all, they would start.. Elementary school. Yeah you heard me right, no longer they were confined to pre-school, NO, they were big kids now, and they were faced with the biggest challenge of all, grades. 

Yep, their easy going school life was over. They were supposed to start a curriculum now, they were supposed to use their brains. Long gone were the days of playing with clay and learning how to bake, only darkness awaited them now. 

“Stop being so dramatic Zu, I lived” 

“You are stronger, older, different! And you are barali surviving Koko” 

“I can’t deny that” 

“Kaats, Izu, come one, it’s picture time!” 

“Stop messing with my hair mah!” Katsuki slapped her hand away, that didn't stop her “Stop. Stahhhhhp!” 

“Pah gave up on my hair” Izuku said as if it was something to be proud of. 

“I’m jealous” 

“Stop complaining Kats, in a few years you’ll thank me” 

“I’ll never thank you for this, I’ll never forgive you either” 

“Bahh, one day you’ll bring a partner home and I’ll have to show them your pictures and you’ll be glad you don’t look like a complete mess” 

“I already have partner, Zu is ma partner!” 

“Ye!” 

“Not that kind of partner” She licked her hand and fixed his hair one last time before moving back to take their picture. 

“Alright Tenko, join them in” 

“Am I getting my own picture too?” 

“As always, so stay there after taking the pic” 

“Fine” 

“Can we go to school now?” Kats asked after the whole picture frenzy was done. 

“We are walking towards doom Kacchan, you haven’t heard the tales of hell from Koko, I have, only hell awaits us” 

“BOYS, are you ready for your first day at school?” Yagi yelled from the kitchen wearing a cute apron 

“YES!” Kats answered 

“No.” Tenko and Izuku said in a similar brooding way. 

“Well, I made you all something!” He gave each one of them their bento box, specially made with love by him. 

“Thank you uncle Yagi” the three said as if it had been rehearsed, they had the same level of enthusiasm too. That is to say, it wasn't a lot of it. 

“I’m so proud, you are all getting so big” He wiped a tear from his eyes “Who is driving them to school? I want to go with” 

“No one, they are taking the bus” Inko said

“Wahhhht??? They are way too young for that, I’m driving them!” 

“Fine by me” Tenko said while leaving the house 

“We can handle ourselves uncle” Kats crossed his arms, meanwhile Izuku started dragging him to the car right behind Tenko

“Hehe, we are getting a car ride from All Might, hihi it’s never gonna get old.” 

----

It got old. 

It didn't even take that long to get old. 

All Might just couldn't handle the fact that everyone was okay with them going to school alone so he decided to take them everyday. 

Which meant that everyday a crowd started to wait for them to show at school to greet All Might. 

And then reporters started to show. 

And then, they had to do an intervention. 

Tenko led it. 

Izuku wrote the sign, it had a little heart on the end. 

“Uncle Yagi. I know you love us, I know you feel a sense of obligation to our security because we are young and out in the world, but you need to stop taking us to school.” 

“Yeah, it’s getting too much” Kats added to it while All Might sat on a chair separated for him. “I had a microphone shoved at my face yesterday. The porter was stinky.” 

“We feel comfortable to take the train with Tenten with us” 

All Might’s face had an ‘Et tu Izuku’ expression on it, he looked so hurt, Izuku could cry. 

“ Don't you dare cry nerd ” Kacchan whispered to him while kicking him. Damn him. He knew Izuku too much. 

“So from now on, we will allow the occasional visit, the occasional ride, but not on a daily basis anymore” Tenko finished with a head nod. 

“I’m being fired?” 

“No no no no” Izuku waved his hands desperately in front of his face 

“We just need you to stop ruining our regular school lives with your presence.” 

“TENTEN” 

“Whaat???!! We all agree on it!!” 

Yagi started crying. 

“Suck it up Mighty Uncle Man.” Tenko felt obligated to add: “This doesn't mean we don't love you.. You can still take us elsewhere.. just.. not to school..” because Izuku’s face was too much pressure for him to handle. 

And just like that All Might never showed up at their school again. 

Except that’s a lie. 

And the next week guess who was Tenko’s special gym teacher guest? 

“Dude, your uncle is clingy” One of his classmates said and yeah. 

He felt like this wasn't about clinginess tho, it was about revenge. All Might was taking revenge on the fact that they didn't want his ride, except he was taking it out on him. 

That was proven by how much exercise he was forced to do by his uncle . Ugh. Exercise. He could kill All Might. He really could, one slip of a finger and he would be dead. That’s all it took. 

…

He couldn't kill him, Izuku would be sad. 

What he could do, however, was bully him while he was there. He thought he was the shit as he made fun of Yagi. 

What he failed to realize was that everyone loved All Might and barely anyone even talked to him. 

Truth was Tenko was pretty good at pushing everyone that even got anywhere near him away, his classmates were so obvious tho, they were just after friending him because of All Might, he wasn't getting picked on, but he could never. Ever . Trust anyone he friended at that school. 

Luckily for him Junior high was just one year away. 

Sadly that only meant that there would be new faces in their classroom and not that they would be instant friends, nor that his classmates wouldn't blab about All Might to the new faces. 

Everything would be different when he got to high school, he had a school in mind and he would not accept anything else, the brats would just have to live with him going to a different school than them. 

...

He would miss going to the same school as them to be completely honest, it was nice just watching them playing on his lunch time, and going and leaving school with them was fun.. 

But he would never admit that. 

Anyway. 

All Might was still torturing him at the gym, at some point he started disassociating and imagining a world where he had white/blueish hair and was a crazy villain whose sole purpose was to torture and kill All Might, he had a shadowy butler because that sounded cool, maybe he should dye his hair, the black just made him look edgy/emo, well, in his dissassociating hallucination he was also edgy so maybe white hair was a bad idea, maybe he should dye his hair a vibrant blue? Or green to look more like mom and Izu? 

He felt like his actual body was in the midst of leaving the mortal realm and walking towards the light but he just kept imagining about this world where he was a badass villain, he would obviously get Hisashi as his support because he was the favorite child, so Izuku could just have All Might since he loved him so much, hmm what else, well he was awesome so he’d just win. 

But that would defeat the game too quickly and that was never fun, so maybe All Might could have the first win, but dad would eventually take him out in a fight and Izuku would cry because.. Well because he wouldn't know their dad is their dad and in the end All Might had actually kidnapped him! Yeah! Yagi was the villain all along. He was just brooming Izuku to be a hero like him and in the final battle between them, Izuku would be like: You killed my mentor-like-father!! And dad would be like: No. I’m your father. 

And then Izuku would have a mental breakdown but it would be worth it because they would be reunited again, well, after Tenko absolutely destroyed his ass in a battle, maybe even kill the Bakugou brat just for the fun of it. 

….

Was the torture over yet? 

By the look on Yagi’s face it was. 

Good. 

He laid on the gym floor and decided that he was one with the floor now. 

“Come on Young Tenko, have more of a fighting spirit within you!” 

“No thank you, I’m fine here” 

As an answer Yagi picked him up on his lap and started treating him like a baby, it was utterly humiliating, he was so glad that his dissociation had All Might die. 

Well. 

At least he could sleep like that. 

And that’s what he did. 

He thought he would never wake up again. 

Fortunately for Yagi, he did. 

Unfortunately for Yagi, he did. 

The two situations were true because Hisashi would kill him if he killed Tenko. But also, he would kill him regardless because Tenko would definitely say that Yagi tried to kill him to his dad.

And honestly his word was worth more to the man right? 

----

Wrong. 

His dad was taking All Mights side, what the fuck. 

“Well, you do need to exercise more and you survived” 

“BArEly! Daaad! You can’t do this to me! He hURt me!”

Hisashi patted his head “You’ll live” 

“DAD” 

“Drop the octaves sweetie, you are sounding like Izuku and he’s six” 

“I- HE- IT WAS TORTURE” 

He earned a kiss on his forehead. 

He didn't want a kiss on his forehead. He wanted Yagi dead.  

“NO, GROSS, I- UGH, AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” 

A few bedrooms away from that conversation Mina, Izuku and Katsuki were laying down exchanging hero cards. 

“Greenie, your brother sounds like he’s dying” She giggled as she said it (signs of a sadistic mind if you ask me)

“He probably received love and affection, he gets like that when he does” 

“Yeah he gets all” Katsuki started to squirm and make faces

This caused them all to end up in a laughing fit. 

“Hey hey, we need to focus here” Mina said after a while “This is a new year, we got new faces” 

“Right” Izuku nodded serious and put a Present Mic card ahead “I want everything you have of him with his partner” 

Katsuki put a Loud Cloud card in front of him plus a card that had the two of them back to back “I’ll trade these two for your.. hmm, actually I want these” He pointed at Mina’s cards

“It all works out! I want these Mido, can I? Can I?? I need them! I need them AND you’ll get the ones you want from blasty” 

Izuku’s face scrunched up 

“You have five of those nerd” 

“They are very special for me” 

“Then I guess no one will get what we want” Kats crossed his arms and huffed, the second he did that, he had won the mental game

“Fine. I’ll do the trade.” 

Cards were swapped and another round started. 

They stayed there for hours doing that, only stopping when Hisashi called them for dinner. 

And once they were done they were back at Izuku’s bedroom after raiding Tenko’s video game. 

To say they spent their sleepover sleeping would be a lie, they did anything but that. 

And the day after they spent it entirely sleeping in their own houses. 

But still when they reunited again on monday Mina would say it was a 10/10.

Chapter Text

There was a dog in their couch and it wasn't All Might, it was a lanky dirtied dog , that was sure to have fleas and all the diseases one could think of dirtying their couch. 

Inko didn't know what to think of it. 

“Look auntie! We found a dog!” Mina, Inko once considered her a sweet girl who didn't deserve the two demons she called family as her friends, such thoughts had long gone away “Isn't he just like blasty??!!” 

“sHUT Up!” 

“Kacchan, don’t yell, you’ll scare the doggo” once he was done berating him he turned to the dog with a baby voice, that said, he already had a baby voice, because he was baby, so it just got intensified, Inko’s heart couldn't handle it “wonchu? wonchu be scawed? who a good boi? who a good boi, u are” 

Kacchan crossed his arms and stared at Inko “We found it so it’s ours now” 

“Then I presume you three will take care of him”

The three nodded 

“You’ll feed him, and clean his poop, train him, take him to the vet, get him his shots…” 

Sudden dread filled their faces “Mahmah… we can balely take care of ourselves! How we gon take care of doggo?” 

“You’ll figure it out” And with that she walked past them to take a shower, she was sure the dog would be gone once she was back. 

She was wrong.

While she was gone, the three divided a battle plan on how to keep King (Katsuki wanted to name it King explosion, they settled for just King after much discussion), first they needed money for the dog’s food, vet, toys, a bed, a bowl etc, that was a big problem for them after all, they were six year olds, they couldn't get jobs. The least they could do was mooch off their parents. 

And that worked for a while, until Inko realized what they were using the money on and forbade everyone from indulging them, only Ashido’s family was supportive, but that was only because they hadn't spent much time with Inko yet, only met a few times, all it took was one day with her for Mina’s parents to stop supporting them too. 

Then they had the ingenious idea of selling juice on the sidewalk, their business was prosperous until winter got colder, winter was a dark time for all of the hard working people on the streets. 

Hopefully Tenko was an easy sucker and despite his denials he loved that dog, so half of Izuku’s older brother’s money was allocated to the dog, however all their struggles truly ended on that fateful day when Yagi slept on the couch, woke up to King licking him and he instantly fell in love, Inko wasn't enough to stop him from sneakily giving the kids his money (he gave them way more than they needed, their hero cards collection got suspiciously bigger after that) 

Parallel to that they needed to decide which of them would get to keep the dog, to which they decided to share custody and take him with them when the three of them were together. 

Of course that also included school time, which meant that the day all their parents decided to share together was also the day they were called to their school because their kids had smuggled a dog inside of class that was taking everyone’s attention, including the teacher who was apparently a dog’s person. 

With school becoming prohibited dog grounds (despite their arguments) they ended up spending more time in each other’s houses instead of their own, where the dog was so was the sleepover being held. 

That led to them becoming even closer than they were, which meant that in school Mina started to find other friends because her friendship with them was pretty much secured and she was the type of gal who wanted everyone to be her friend. 

They didn't mind it because their friend was quick to become popular and share all the gossip with them. Now, they wouldn't say that they were ‘the mean girls’, but they definitely were (In their minds). This would only get worse when they got older (the delusion i mean), but we are getting ahead of ourselves, after all they were only six at the time. 

Six and about to have their first exam ever in their lives. 

Which meant that it was the happiest day of their lives, except for Izuku, Izuku had been fed stress by his brother and thus was expecting the worst. 

But either way this was the happiest day of their lives because they were having their first exam EVER. Which meant they were pretty much grown ups now. 

After this no adult would be able to tell them what to do, no adult would be able to demand anything from them, they’d be free from their nagging. Free to be dog parents in peace. 

This was what they had been waiting for their entire lives. 

Exam week was surely going to be the best week of their lives. 

So they excitedly walked into their room, sat on their desks, talked until their teacher arrived and once she did they were given instructions to which they followed and the first exam of their lives started. 

They answered very difficult questions like, how much was 4+5, and to spell certain words. Each day of the week was a different subject and when it ended they were excited to see how well they had done. 

When their grades arrived they had a celebratory lunch at Izuku’s house (Because they passed, not because they did well). Katsuki kicked Tenko on that day, because he had made Izuku anxious for the exams and his anxiety was like waves that affected everyone around him. 

Mina got better grades than Katsuki, she bragged about it until Kats had no choice but to punch her, it really wasn't his fault his parents should stop looking at him like that. 

Yagi was late but they had long decided to not give a shit if he was present for family things or not because he wasn't really family even though he insisted to pretend he was (we are ignoring the fact that everyone considered him to be, even King, but that must be because Yagi loves to sneak treats to him) 

It wasn't that rare for the man to be late too, after all he was a hero, they are busy. 

They only really started to worry the next day, Inko called some hospitals, Hisashi the police, it just wasn't like the oaf to disappear like that. Still they wouldn't alarm the kids, all they knew was that Yagi was out working and they didn't know when he’d be back. 

It was a fine lie for one or two days, until Izuku realized that there had been no news of him on the TV and Tenko cried over dinner because and I quote “He won’t come back just like Nana” 

The irony of the fact that Nana was his grandma’s name along with just a way to say the word grandma wasn't lost to the narrator, but carrying on. 

Hisashi got pissed because of that, he had warned Yagi what would happen if his kids got hurt because of him. They very much seemed hurt, so he was getting ready to go on a mission to kill the man. 

That mission quickly derailed on a sunday night when they were just chilling in the living room watching a movie together and their door knocked. 

Hisashi took it and was fairly confused by the person on the door, especially when all it took was one look from the tall man and he started barging in their home yelling for Yagi to come out. 

“He isn't here” Inko said. 

Meanwhile Izuku was gasping behind her because:  “ohmygoshthatssirnightyeeeehe’sallmight’ssidekickandhe’ssocoolandhecanseethefutureandilovehishairispurple!!!”

“Geegus Zu, breathe.”

And so Izuku breathed and continued his word vomit about the man currently staring daggers at them. 

“ What. Did. You. Do. To. Him ?” Mirai asked Hisashi with venom in his words

Hisashi didn't dignify him with an answer, instead it was Tenko who did, with teary eyes and voice “Is Uncle Gigi missing?” 

Sir Nighteye faltered for a few seconds losing all his composure “Ungle Gigi.. You mean Yagi?” 

Tenko nodded, all that did was make the man sigh and quietly ask Yagi what had he involved himself with. 

“Boys, come on, let’s go to your rooms” Inko ushered them 

“But it’s about Uncle! We wanna hear it!” 

“I wanna Nighteye atograph!!” Izuku said with stars in his eyes 

Tenko boinked his head “Stupid, he came looking for uncle, Gigi must be hurt” 

“Oh” 

“Yeah” 

Welp, great way to make Izuku tear up Tenko, good job, your brother is crying now. Tenko sighed and picked Izuku up “Don’t cry” he said, while he himself was also crying “He’s All Might, he’s strong and always wins!” 

Izuku couldn't even say an excited “yeah” like he used to, it just came out sad.  

“Come on boys, I promise you I’ll tell you both about it, but for now rest, tomorrow you both have school” 

They did allow her to put them in Tenko's bedroom, however the second she was gone they sneaked back to listen to the conversation. 

“Last thing he told me he was going to fight an ‘Evil bastard’ and then he left. I thought he was talking about you, but…” Sir looked around their home and all the pictures that had Yagi in it with a smile on his face “I was clearly wrong.” 

“We have called hospitals, the police, everywhere we could” Inko said joining in “But no one seems to know where he is” 

“He’s not injured” Hisashi said “We would have heard from the hospital” 

“Or they just didn't find the body” Inko shot back 

“Looking more openly for him would cause an uproar but even the public is starting to suspect something wrong, it’s not normal for him to simply disappear like that” Sir added “But either way you all clearly don’t know anything, I won’t bother you no longer” He stood up ready to leave 

“You have a lead, don’t you?” Hisashi asked, interrupting him “Or at least an idea of where he might be” 

“I do not” Sir was quick to answer “However.. I might know someone who does” 

“Please, If you do end up finding him, tell us” Hisashi gave him his phone so he’d get his number 

“If he’s in the middle of a case then I won’t be able to give any information about it” 

“Just knowing that he’s on a case if that’s the situation would already give us relief” Inko said 

“Alright” 

Sir stood and bowed to them “Thank you for your hospitality, I’ll keep you informed” 

He wasn't on a case. 

But it is true that he was fighting a terrible man, the fight however was happening with passive aggression instead of fists and away from cameras. 

In fact it was happening in a nice traditional Japanese house right at the outskirts of Mustafu. 

And it ended two days later with Yagi leaving that house and returning to his own feeling extremely ashamed of himself, the feeling was odd because he was also feeling extremely proud of himself, he was extremely conflicted. 

Seeing his family's face made everything better, Izuku’s and Tenko’s crying hugs made him feel wanted, King’s licks made him feel loved.. 

Everything ended when Inko’s fiery gaze attacked him. “Yagi Toshinori. Where. Have. You. Been?” 

“Well I-” 

“Is that a hickey???!” 

He suddenly became mortified

“Mahmah whas a hicki?” Izuku asked, as he asked Tenko’s expression changed from ‘I missed you’ to ‘I’ll kill you’ 

“Did you leave us for sex?” 

“Ewwwwwww” 

“Ah, no no my boys, I had to fight with a fierce man” 

“In bed?” Tenko asked once more

“No no. Not like that my boy, I swear” 

Inko narrowed his eyes

“I wouldn't lie to any of you” 

“Well then, where were you?” She asked again irritated 

“I was at a number of places, everything started when my former mentor essentially kidnapped me, I was terribly abused, it’s where I got these bruises, then, a number of villains launched a surprise attack in Esuha and my assistance was asked, then I had a fight with Endeavor about his kids, he just doesn't treat them right, next I knew it I was at his house refusing to leave because well, it was a matter of pride! I couldn't leave the kids alone with him!” 

“And you forgot how to use phones during all of that?” 

He winced and hugged the kids more “Everything just happened so fast” 

“Make sure it doesn't happen again, or I’ll rip your intestines out and make you eat them.” 

He believed that. 

“Where is Hisashi by the way?” He asked while standing up with the kids on his lap after gaining some confidence 

“Working, while you were out he and your partner became buddies” 

“Partner? You mean Mirai?” 

“Indeed” 

Yagi blanched, the worst case scenario had occurred. 

And when Hisashi arrived home with Mirai next to him and the two looked at him ready to murder him in similar fashion, he did what any sane respectable man would do, he hid in Young Tenko’s bedroom and played Mario Kart with the boy. 

He lost. 

But at least he survived that encounter. 

When he deemed the outside world was safe enough he left the room and moved to Izuku’s to wish the other two boys goodnight. 

---

“Kacchan, I wanna get in a club” Izuku said without even looking up from his homework. 

“Heh?” 

“I think volleyball”

“Why?” 

“Because. Oh! You should join with me” 

“But I don't wanna play volleyball” 

“It’s important we get fit from a young age” 

“Then we should join the swimming club, that’s like, super effective for that” 

“But I wanna toss balls at people faces and say it was an accident Kacchan” 

“That’s evil” 

“No, It’s justice” 

“Wha?” 

“I know what people say about me..” His face darkened for a few seconds “I know you and Mimichan agreed to not talk about it.. But I heard” 

Katsuki’s face was pure confusion 

“They say I’m Uncle’s pity project.. That I’m just a try hard loser who won’t achieve anything” 

Suddenly Kacchan was punching their desk, poor desk, it had done nothing to deserve that treatment “WHO? TELL ME NAMES AND I’LL KILL THEM”

“No no Kacchan, killing them would be too fast” He put his tongue out to the side focusing, math was extremely hard “I wanna join the volley team, prove I’m better than them quirk or no quirk and get an excuse to carry balls around to throw at them randomly and call it a clumsy accident” 

“Fine, I’ll join the stupid volley club with you, but we should also join the swimming one” 

He smiled brightly at him “Okay!” 

“Hey” 

“Hm?” 

Kacchan poked him and made him look at him “I drew us” 

Izuku took the drawing like it was the most precious thing in the world, his eyes teared up and he hugged Kacchan 

It was a stick drawing of them beating the shit out of each other, it was beautiful. 

“Thankyu Kacchan” 

“It’s whatever nerd, now let’s sleep” 

“NOoo” 

“SLEEP” 

The door knocked 

“See Kacchan, the universe wants us awake” 

“Actually” Yagi opened the door slowly peeking his head inside “I only came to wish you both good night” 

“Did you talk to uncle?” Kacchan asked as he tossed himself on the bed 

“... No” 

“Coward” 

“Don’t say that Kacchan” Izuku climbed the bed next to him and immediately cuddled him “He was outnumbled” 

“He’s All Might, he can take two on one” 

“But it’s pah we talkin bout” 

“Doesn't matter” 

“He’s right my boy, I was a coward”

“See!” 

“I’ll talk to him tomorrow” 

He kissed both their foreheads and covered them “Now goodnight my boys, sleep tight” 

“Nighty Gigi” 

“Night Uncle” 

The next day when they woke up Yagi seemed beat, Hisashi had certainly done a number to him. 

However that didn't matter when that just meant that Yagi was now trying his hardest to make amends to the fact that he had made the kids suffer. 

And that started by offering to teach them self defense (Mainly how to punch people) 

Tenko gave up three days after training. 

Izuku and Katsuki kept going for years.

Chapter Text

“Kacchan.. I’ve grown too powerful” Izuku said, staring at the water hydrant he had kicked in a fit of rage that had been completely destroyed. 

“You’ve grown a dumbass.” Katsuki so gently answered 

“Look who’s talking” 

Katsuki rolled his eyes 

“No but seriously Kacchan, Uncle only taught me how to punch harder, there wasn't really any classes on how to punch weaker”

“Sounds like a you problem”  

They both stopped to wait for their bus, in the distance they saw Tenko rushing after them panting hard and looking like he was ready to commit murder. 

“He looks more like a gremlin everyday” Katsuki said 

“I know right?!” They watched his pathetic attempt at being athletic “I told him that, he said I was an idiot” 

“You are” 

Izuku gasped offendedly 

“But so are him, so it’s probably a genetic trait” 

“How dare you.” 

“I’m right and you know it”

“That’s like calling All Might an idiot” 

“He is” 

“Then, like calling my dad” 

“Yep, that’s probably where the idiot trait came from” 

“Then mom” 

“Nah, it’s a shame that all you took from her genetics was her appearance, what’s the use of being a carbon copy of someone if you don’t get their smarts?”

“Damn, If I’m an idiot because of my smarts than you must be a caveman” 

Tenko arrived panting “You.. haa.. you fuckers” 

“The twink talks” Kacchan said 

“It is surprising.”

“Shut.. ha imgonnakillyouboth .. shut up”

“You should exercise more If you plan on committing murder, see that poor hydrant over there? Hurt for no reason whatsoever? That was your brother mad that Pinky got sent to another classroom” 

“It’s bullshit! We’ve been together for how many years?” 

“Seven” 

“Seven whole years and we’ve never caused any problems for the teachers! I say we should take a stand, boycott classes until we are put in the same classroom again!” 

“I’m not letting my grades flunk for her” 

“But Kacchan!” 

The bus arrived, because of a miracle they managed to sit in the back, once they sat it was like Tenko could exist again, which was proven by the harsh slap he gave their heads once they were seated. 

“Owww” 

“Fuck, you fucker” 

“That was so uncalled for Tenten” 

“No it wasn't. You both abandoned me, I turned one second to grab all our bentos because your dumbasses forgot it, then I had to listen again to the same spiel about how proud they all were cuz it’s my last year and then puff, you were both gone already!” 

“You can’t blame us for being anxious, It’s out first year at Junior High, it has High in the name, we are sooo gonna die” 

Kacchan hit his head for the pessimistic words “We are gonna rock this shit, humiliate everyone!” 

“Kacchan.. There will be new people in class, we are gonna have to go through the same quirkiest bullshit again” 

“They’ll learn, we’ll make them learn, sides, the faculty loves us, if we end up having to roughen people up no one will care”

“I’m nervous” 

“I know” 

Tenko rolled his eyes “You’ll be fine, here” He shoved a fidget toy into his hand along with their bentos. 

“Thanks Tenten” 

“Dad said he has a surprise for us after school, so wait for me at the gates when it’s done” 

“Any idea what it is?” 

“Nope” 

“Knowing your dad it’s gonna be flashy and unnecessary” 

“Probably” 

----

There were two remarkable things that they noticed in their classroom the moment they arrived at it, first thing was that Mina was there even though that was not her class, that didn't stop her and Izuku to hug each other like they hadn't seen each other last week but according to them “It’s different Kacchan, that was regular life, this is the first time in months we see each other at school” 

“He’s right Blasty, it’s different categories!” 

The second remarkable thing was the number of new faces, half the people they had spent their entire childhoods with were missing, replaced by faces they didn't recognize and that was extremely scary. 

“What are you even doing here?” Izuku asked while Kats was distracted tracking their seats and analyzing the new faces 

“Well, I asked the principal to switch classrooms to stay with you! I didn't say anything because I didn't want to get our hopes up but it worked!” She hugged them both and screamed loudly “WE ARE BACK BITCHESSS!” 

“Ashido calm down” Their teacher said as she walked inside the classroom, the reaction to that was everyone finding their seats, Izuku was glad he was behind Kacchan again, and Mina was just beside them both too! They were so lucky. “Ashido, that’s not your seat” 

“Come on teach, I don’t disturb the class and Chibi-kun said he didn't mind we traded places” 

“That’s not really the point” '

“Please! I work better when I’m near my besties” 

Chibi raised his hand “And I’d rather not be near Midoriya and Bakugou” 

“Discrimination is not tolerated Shindo” 

“It’s not discrimination sensei, they just have this strong distracting vibe, I’ll work better from here, trust me”

In truth, that place was near his friends. But their teacher didn't need to know that. 

“I’ll give you all one day to prove your words, now we have a lot of new faces this year, so why don’t we all introduce each other, I’ll start, my name is Marina, I wasn't born in Japan but I’ve lived here my whole life, I’m thirty years old and I’ll be your homeroom teacher. As you might have already noticed, starting from this year you’ll have one teacher for each different subject, but you can all come to me with any doubts and such, I do boxing as a hobby and I love dogs, we’ll start your introductions alphabetically”

Truth be told, Katsuki tuned everything out after that, the extras just didn't matter to him and Pinky would tell him about them later anyway. That said, there was one boy that got him to pay attention. 

The reason for that Katsuki didn't know, he just felt weird looking at the boy, he sorta wanted to punch his face, it was annoying. 

“Uh I-” 

His stutter was annoying too, each minute that passed Katsuki was feeling more and more the need to punch the guy. 

“Hm, I-I’m Kirishima Eijiro I came from Belsavi elementary hm, I like.. heroes and.. reading..” 

He was more mumbling than he was talking and now Katsuki had added kicking to the list of things he felt like doing to the guy. 

“My- my quirk is hardening” People snickered at hearing the name of his quirk. He quickly sat down looking flustered after that. 

Katsuki poked Izuku after he was done and whispered “I wanna punch his face” 

“Kacchan!” He whisper yelled “You can’t just punch people” 

“He has a very punchable face tho” 

He was shushed by Izuku after that which in his opinion was just unfair. 

But alas, class was officially starting so he couldn't really get mad at him for the shushing. 

And their teacher chose to start the day with a bang too: “Junior High lasts for three years, that’s three years for you all to choose which High School you will go to and that choice will influence the rest of your lives, so even though most of you want to be heroes, I want you all to start thinking and researching of places you want to go and who you want to be, no need to have anything concrete now, that will only be relevant in three years but I want you all thinking about it, exploring options, starting new hobbies from now own as a way to find yourselves, I’m here to guide you all through that process so if you need any help or advice you can come to me at any time.” 

and blaaah blah blah blah blaah 

---

The second the bell rang Mina was putting herself between them and interlocking their arms so they’d walk arm-in-arm towards the cafeteria “Alright, from what I’ve gathered, Rina is a potential friend, Haruki wants to be a hero too, Emi is like a crazy nerd, you’ll two get along with her, Yuto is joining the volley club” 

“How da fuck did you gather all that on the five minutes we had between classes?” 

“I’m good like that Blasty, and I’m not done, Kaito is a potential class president, Sako and Yuto are siblings but there are rumors the teachers want to separate them because apparently they fight a lot if they are in the same classroom, Daichi also wants to join the volley club and he was like a big shot at his school, Sakura wants to be a hero, Yukihiro is some hero’s kid” 

“I have no idea who any of these fuckers are” 

“Ugh, you are hopeless” She turned to Izuku, her only hope

He shrugged in response and then because he was a traitorous traitor who did traitor things he said “Kacchan is in love with that emo kid” 

“WHAT? WHICH ONE?” 

“The hardening one”

“First of all, I wanna punch his face, how da fuck is that being in love???” 

“You show your love through aggression” Both Mina and Izuku said at the same time and then grinned at each other 

“I just think he’s annoying, with all the stuttering and ‘I- I- I’m a ne-nerd who- who reads and-” 

“Kacchan, you can’t judge him for being a nerd who reads because you are also a nerd who reads” 

“Ohhhh, Kirishima then, and Zu’s right, you are a hypocrite and he’s potentially your soul mate” 

“HAHHH???” 

“Yeah! You both like heroes and reading! That’s like, two things in common, you are pretty much the same person already” 

“Fuck off, that’s not how soulmates work” 

“Yeah, you would know about that with all your shitty romance novels” The traitor who continued to be a traitor said. 

“HAH, he’s right!” 

“I hate you both, I’m finding new friends” 

“Good luck with that Blasty” 

“No no, let him, maybe he’ll get along with.. what was his name? Kiridinha?” 

“Kirishima” 

“Right, him” 

Katsuki hit them both and stormed off towards their table, Mina and Izuku only giggled at each other before following him. 

Unknown to them Kirishima was right behind them listening to the entire conversation, his face was currently a tomato. But that’s just an insignificant detail. 

Upon sitting at their table a bunch of people joined them, Katsuki liked to call them: Extra 1, Extra 2, Extra 3, and Extra 4, their names didn't matter he wasn't their friend anyway, they were just there for Mina. Which is why it was baffling to him when 2 decided to actually talk to them. 

“Midoriya, are you and Bakugou planning on continuing in the volleyball club?” 

Even Izuku looked surprised that he was being talked to and the nerd was way more social than he “..Yeah? Why?” 

“I’m thinking of joining, is it fun?” 

“No quirk use is permitted” He answered between bites 

“That wasn't my.. question?” 

Izuku narrowed his eyes at him and smiled. “That was a test. You passed.”

“A test..?” 

“I consider it fun.” He said ignoring the confused face staring at him “It would probably take a while for you to actually play in the championship and stuff though and that’s the most fun part so are you a patient person?”

“I consider myself one” 

“First meeting of the year will happen tomorrow at three”

“Thanks!” 

“No problem” 

And just like that, they continued to eat in a separate world from the rest of the table. Well, except for the occasional moments when Mina would try to shove them in the conversations. Those moments were mostly hell. 

----

Tenko arrived at the gates first, which was ridiculous because he was sure the brats classes ended before his. 

Their being late had a face and name tho, he was sure it was Ashido’s fault. 

That theory was proven correct when his brother arrived without Katsuki glued to his side complaining how Mina was going to raise their child wrong. 

He honestly didn't want to know why he thought that. 

He still got the explanation. 

“Underhanded tricks Tenten! She is a manipulative ASS and she’ll set a bad example for King, honestly I’m thinking of fighting her on court for the custody” 

“I don't care” 

“And Kacchan agrees, you should have seen his face after she said the exact words to make him help her with her cheer practise” 

“Again, I don’t care… Wait, cheer, practice?” 

“Kacchan is gonna wear a skirt. A pink skirt, with hearts in it and a bunny tiara” 

“I need that recorded” 

“I know, that’s what she promised me in order to let him go” 

“Welp, I still don’t care” 

Izuku huffed in frustration and looked around “Where is dad anyway? He’s usually early” 

“Maybe he forgot us” 

“PFF HAh, as if” 

“You are way to spoiled, once when I was seven he forgot to pick me up for three hours”

“Must suck not be the favorite” 

“Says the accident” 

“Says the adopted” 

“I least I was wanted by them” 

“And somehow dad still forgot about your existence when you were seven” 

“Your fault” 

“Nope, not my fault I was an adorable baby”

“No one fucking wanted you!” 

“Say's the pity project.” 

“GAH” 

“GAHhh” 

“Boys” Hisashi called their attention with hands on his hips and looking annoyed “Are you two fighting again?” 

“No” “You must be hearing things old man” “Yeah, must be the age” “Better get that checked out” 

The two fist bumped as their dad looked exasperated “Let’s just go, we have a whole day ahead of us” 

“Where are we even going?” Tenko asked 

“It’s a surprise” 

“I hate surprises, they are always annoying, like for example, Izuku was a surprise”

“hEY!” 

“You are both gonna love this one, now, are you two strapped in?” 

“Yeah” “Yep, let’s just go” 

“Good” 

It was good, because Hisashi drove like a madman and they saw death at least five times, at some point they were both hugging each other for their lives and Izuku had screamed how much he actually loved him and didn't want for them to die and Tenko was doing the same and Hisashi considered that he had done his job. 

Once they arrived at their destination Hisashi grinned at their surprised faces, they were just so precious he loved his boys so much. 

Meanwhile all Izuku could think was: What the fuck am I doing here? 

And all Tenko could think was: I didn't prepare enough for this. 

Because in front of them was the comic con. 

“I brought cosplays for all of us!” Hisashi said and oh how Tenko feared what his dad considered a cosplay. 

----

He was right to fear it. 

His dad was dressed as Gru. 

And he and Izuku as minions. 

They were still stopped for pictures. 

And they still enjoyed all the nerdiness specially when Izuku found a hero section. 

But at what cost? 

At what cost?

Chapter Text

Throughout the years, the Shigaraki-Midoriya-Bakugou household had simply learned to accept that like a parasite Yagi Toshinori was there to stay. He had become part of the family in a way just like King, sometimes they fed him, Izuku and Bakugou were mostly the target of his affections and overall he didn't do much besides act cute and eat their food, Hisashi could almost forget his existence depending on the day. 

But there were sometimes, that things like what was happening in front of him happened that left him once again asking himself why the fuck he decided to stop being a villain. 

“Touch my abs” Yagi had said to him, now, mind you, Hisashi didn't in any world want to touch Yagi’s abs, he was also under the impression that Yagi didn't want him touching his abs, especially since Yagi shied away from all kinds of teasing, and this was pretty much a guarantee that he would be teased, and he was, as Hisashi answered 

“Yagi, please, you know I’m married, why do you keep insisting on something that will never work?”

Predictably Yagi’s face turned red. 

“I- what? No, it’s not, no, stop that” 

Hisashi smiled at his suffering, his Guru once said ‘happiness is about enjoying the small things’

“Ehm, I’m healthy!” 

“Good, I was worried we’d have to schedule you a pediatrician”

“Hisashi, I’m almost turning fifty, just a few more years, has any other user lived this long?” 

“No” 

“Sure I’m getting older but I don’t feel like I’m deteriorating and dying.. Do you think it’s because I was quirkless? Because If so then I could pass it to young-” 

“No. I won’t risk my son for a theory, the quirk dies with you Yagi”

Yagi sat next to him looking defeated “UA doesn't take quirkless kids” 

“So he won’t go to UA” 

“But it’s his dream! He’s always so excited talking about it too, I don’t like that the world is defined by quirks either but it would be so easier to him if he had one” 

Hisashi put his hand on Yagi’s arm “My boy is strong Yagi, he’ll prevail” 

“I know, I just wish I could do something” 

“You are already doing enough, he knows how to fight, you’ve brought light to quirkless discrimination as All Might, you started shelters, clinics, you even threatened the commissioner, at this point the only thing left for you to do is to claim yourself quirkless”

Yagi’s face did something weird “Could I do that?”

"Technically you’ve never told anyone what your quirk is, it would explain the secrecy” 

“Then-” 

“You would probably lose your number one hero spot, and get a lot of haters, maybe even lose all credibility for your work”

“Society sucks” 

Hisashi patted his arm twice “Huh, you really are still honky, I see why you wanted me to feel your abs” He squeezed his arm a few times “Alright, raise your shirt”

“wHAT? No” There it was, his red face again and he was leaning behind trying to escape him 

“It’s what you wanted is it not?” 

“nOt ANYmore” He fell to the ground and ran away like the coward he was. 

Hisashi rolled his eyes, young people. Pff. 

-----  

Izuku had been laughing for the last ten minutes and Katsuki was just feeling the need to punch his face. 

“It’s not the funny” 

“wehehehheheheh we neehhehehehehhehd tohohoho hahahahahhahhaahah frahahahhahahahhahahme hihihiit” 

“I’ll kill you. And you.”

“HAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH KACCHAHAHNNNN YOU SHOULD WEAR HEARTY PINK MORE OFTEN” 

“So we’ve decided not to talk about how your dad had you dressed as a minion?” 

“Did you have to sing?” 

“He did” Mina answered for him, which sent Izuku to another laughing fit. 

“That’s it.” 

Suddenly the two were wrestling on the ground. 

Things got serious when Izuku accidentally knocked over Katsuki’s Mirko’s figurine. 

Hairs were pulled, teeth were used, words were said. In the end they both had to sit in front of Mitsuki and hear her tell them that they should choose love and not hate for one hour. All while Mina laughed at their faces. 

Mina could honestly find a ditch and die in Katsuki’s professional opinion. 

This opinion only intensified the next day when they arrived at school and the first thing she did was talk to Kirishima about how he should join them for lunch. 

Katsuki wanted to die, no. He wanted to kill, his eyes were murderous and he made sure to stare at Ashido with bloodlust. She laughed at his face. 

Her days were numbered. 

And the count was getting slower with every action she took, for example having the emo sit next to him during lunch. 

The worst part is that rocky lee didn't get the fucking clue, Katsuki was sure he had the most unfriendly face of all, sure Izuku’s multiple doodles on his arm didn't sell the whole threatening thing, but he was also ignoring him and the guy just kept trying talk to him, it was so annoying. 

“S-so, um, where are you uh going in high school?” 

“UA” both he and Izuku answered at the same time 

“Really?” Extra 3 asked turning to Izuku “I thought you’d go to one focused in volleying Midoriya”

“Why?” Welp, the nerd was pissed, nice

“We-well, because you are really amazing at it? You could become a pro-professional player if you wanted” 

“I’m going to be a hero.”

“Right” Extra 3 gulped hard and started eating once more ignoring them, Katsuki thought it would be over until the emo™ talked again 

“Uh cool, me too” He lost a little excitement each second Bakugou stared at him “uh.. but it’s.. um dream, my dream.. I don’t know If” 

Suddenly Katsuki was hitting the table letting a few sparkles go out “Stop fucking stuttering, it’s annoying” 

“ sorry” 

Midoriya slapped him “Stop moving, I need to finish my art” 

“I’ll kill you” 

“Kill me after I finish it, now gimme your arm.”

And just like that Bakugou was giving Midoriya his arm for the dude to continue doodling on him, he was the Bakugou whisperer everyone was amazed. 

“My uncle said UA doesn't take quirkless kids” Extra 1 said looking pitifully at the nerd. 

“That’s nonsense, why wouldn't they?” Izuku didn't even look at the chick while saying it 

“I dunno, but it’s what he said” 

“Why would he even know that?” 

“Because he’s quirkless, five years older than us, and wanted to be a hero” 

At that Izuku paused his doodling “Did he make it?” 

“No..” 

Next the nerd was fishing for his phone to see if it was true. 

“Shit, she’s right”

“Fuck” Katsuki answered eloquently “What now?” 

“I don’t know”

“There are other heroe schools” Mina said taking Izuku’s hand 

“Yeah but” the nerd was trembling “They won’t take me either” 

“We’ll figure something out” Ashido said. At that moment Mina and Katsuki traded looks, a truce had been made. 

That truce lasted for exactly five seconds, “So, Kirishima-kun, do you think your quirk could handle our lovely Grumpy’s quirk?”

“I.. don’t know?” 

“Wanna test it?” 

“OI?! DA FUCK PINK VOMIT?” 

“I don’t think he wants.. that” 

“Ohh nevermind our grumpy, he’s always like that, well, do ya?” 

“I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU” 

Kirishima glanced between the two of them “su-sure?” he said, voice trembling. 

It was a mistake. 

Or not, well, it really depends on the point of view. 

Either way, it spread throughout the entire school that around lunch time they were going to meet at the beach to test it, and then fake rumors started spreading that All Might would be there. 

And well, people really love seeing All Might and kids kicking the shit out of each other. 

To say there was a crowd, it would be an understatement. 

Even Tenko was there. 

And he was attacked by a crying and grumpy Izuku who refused to elaborate why he was like that. 

The situation created a lot of misunderstanding, after all, the information he had were from rumors that for some random reason Bakugou was kicking the shit out of an emo kid, their uncle would be there, there had been a huge fight that led to this point and now his brother was sad. 

It wasn't an exaggeration to say that conclusions had been drawn and Tenko was sure he would have to kill the emo kid. 

But Bakugou seemed to be doing a good enough job, the explosions just kept getting bigger and bigger and the emo just took it all, at some point the brat turned feral and the emo looked like he wanted to cry. 

It lasted for ten minutes, or at least, that was the time it took for All Might along with the police to actually get there because a large crowd had gathered and quirks were being used. 

Yagi arrived there ready to fight villains. 

And yet he left there with a feral Bakugou who had bitten him because he was really keen on killing the poor emo kid. 

The crowd dispersed. 

Whoever didn't have clubs or afternoon classes returned home, whoever had those returned to school, and life kept going like nothing had happened. 

On Izuku’s side he retrieved Kacchan from his uncle and dragged him to school for their volley practice. As he walked back sadness turned to anger. 

The volley balls did not survive. 

Not even the floor survived as Izuku spiked one time so hard the ball exploded and it dented the floor. 

The second ball went after a brave soul who was his opponent, he was not able to receive that ball, what he did receive, tho, were broken arms. 

And Katsuki had to listen to Izuku saying that he would carry balls on him when he was a hero to spike at villains. (If Katsuki had a nickel every time Izuku said that, he would be rich.)

“Dumbass” had been Kacchan’s response, which was honestly unfair because

“Oh my gods Kacchan I could have killed him, fuck, are you okay Shimiyama-kun? I’m way too powerful”

Cries were his only response as the teacher rushed the boy to the infirmary/hospital 

“Midoriya, we appreciate the enthusiasm but take five and.. don’t touch any balls” 

“Fine” 

Izuku had to spend the entire practice sitting out. He pouted like a child the entire time. 

Meanwhile on Tenko’s end he had the great, amazing plan of going to a game store and buy the new nintendo console, it was the SwitchWiit-355

With the new spectacular mario kart 40 game that came with exactly 3 new races and the Mario Brothers mashup with Zelda that from the trailer looked like the best thing in creation in his humble opinion, he needed everything. 

Unfortunately his plans went south very quickly as he was attacked by a slimy villain. 

Society was so stupid because if he could use his quirk, the villain would be dead in three seconds, but also the villain would be dead and he would be a murderous vigilante so all he could do was scream. 

Fortunately for him, a hero saved him. 

Unfortunately for him, it was a Todoroki. 

Now, don’t get him wrong, he actually had nothing against them. 

As long as they were very very far away, in another country would be preferable.  

“Tenko!” Toya said, with that stupid smile and his stupid face, and his stupid hero cheery nature “Funny seeing you here! How are you?” 

“No.” He said in response and started walking away 

Suddenly a cold arm was around his shoulder, to say he hissed like a cat would not be a lie. “How’s the family?” 

“No.” Tenko squirmed out of the hero’s hold, people were staring at them now, he wanted to die. 

“I never saw you after that day” 

“Thank the gods for that. Bye Toya go back to heroing” 

“I’ll never forget the look on your face ya know, you were so scared, so traumatized, so cute” 

“Right, I forgot you are a pedophile. I’m fourteen, don’t call me that pedo” 

“You should pass by the house sometime, Natsu misses ya” 

“I’ll never step foot on that house again, and tell him he can fuck off and die” 

“He’ll be hurt” 

“I don't care” 

He managed to get Toya to hit a lamp post and simply ran away. After laughing at his face of course. 

Gogs. 

He hated the Todorokis.

Chapter Text

Shoto hated mondays. 

He decided that one day when he was getting home and realized he greatly identified as Garfield. But that wasn't really the sole reason, no. 

The primary reason was his dad. 

It was on a monday when he was six or seven that his father one day got home with a haunted expression on his face, called all his children in a room and hugged them. 

It was honestly the worst day of Shoto’s life. The man cried and said how sorry he was and that he was going to be a better dad and Shoto gagged. 

He physically gagged. His father was hurt by it but he would live, Shoto had lived after all. 

And he was literally treated as Toya’s spare. 

After that their lives greatly improved. In the sense that Shoto could pretty much say anything he wanted and Enji wouldn't yell at him. Like for example, one time Endeavor arrived asking what they thought of his new fire beard. 

Fuyumi said it was cool. 

Shoto said that he was way too much of a try hard who looked like a hairy butt on fire, which pretty much just meant that he was an asshole who had somehow caught on fire and decided ‘yep, this is my life now’ he also had compared doing that with getting a pepper tattoo. 

And Endeavor seemed so caught off guard that Shoto was sure, he had a pepper tattoo somewhere on his body, that wasn't something he would ever, ever want to find out if it was true. But he was sure of it. 

Either way, his dad did not yell at him, he just looked deeply hurt and Shoto deeply amused. 

And that had been their relationship. Enji would try to approach them and act like a concerned parent or at least a parent. And Shoto would call on his bullshit. 

It had created various marvelous situations like for example the avocado incident, or the cat incident, and many other incidents that slowly but surely ruined his father’s reputations amidst those who knew. 

One person Shoto was particularly proud to have ruined Endeavor for was one of Toya’s hero friends, the guy was the biggest Endeavor fan before, now? Now Shoto was proud to say the guy was part of the bullying squad. 

The bullying squad consisted of himself, All Might, Natsuo, Tenko and Toya’s friend. 

Toya himself wasn't yet but Shoto was working on it, he honestly didn't get why his older brother was so desperate for the old man’s approval and attention, it absolutely baffled him that any sane person would want that. 

But he had also realized that his brother was not sane in any form of the word, so perhaps he was expecting too much of him. 

Either way hated mondays, his greatest accomplishments had happened on wednesdays sometimes thursdays, but never on mondays. 

Mondays were cursed. 

He had once decided to investigate the curse, however that investigation led him to find out about the lizard people who ruled the world secretly; he stopped searching after he was threatened online by one of them. 

But alas, Mondays. 

Ugh. Mondays. 

Why did Mondays exist? 

Shoto would never understand. 

The world would be better without them. 

His birthday lended on a monday once, he will never forget that nightmare, Endeavor had decided to buy him a fish. 

The fish was old.

The fish died before the day was over. 

Shoto however had already grown attached to it and had spent that birthday crying because his beloved Johnathan had died. 

As he walked to school, to his first week in Junior High he wondered If he should have skipped monday. 

Nothing good would come from it, he was sure. 

And the answer was, yes, he should have skipped. 

On the first day of school, there was a chicken pot outburst. Shoto had been one of the affected. 

The outburst generated that day caused a domino effect that ended with the school closing down. 

Now, Shoto doesn't really understand how nor what happened exactly, but the chicken pot had been a coincidence as far as he knew. What had actually been the cause for the school to close was that they were apparently backed by a terrorist group who were keen on brainwashing kids for them to think like them in order to breed an army. 

Either way, his school closed, all the students were reallocated to random schools in their area and Shoto wasn't immune to that. 

That’s why two weeks after school had been rolling he made his first appearance of the year in a school. 

He was very tempted to skip Monday this time. 

And that was exactly what he did. 

His skipping somehow led him to be kidnapped by some strange villain. To be fair, anyone who indulged in the villain and hero bit were strange and insane to Shoto, however he felt that this one was a bit more justified to call it that because the gal didn't even kidnap him with a goal, she just felt like doing it and so she did. 

Of course he knew that because she had told him so over some tea during his captivity. 

The kidnapper was actually a lovely lady who just felt really pressured to commit a crime because people kept telling her that’s just how she would turn out, and in some impulsive spur of the moment she decided to kidnap him to prove to herself and to the people that if their opinions became true she could be terrifying. 

Shoto didn't think she was. But he still tried to reassure her that she was doing great. 

Unfortunately his kidnapping was short-lived and she ended up going to jail. 

He would never forgive his brother for saving him. 

However the entire endeavor did provide him another week out of school because he had gone through something traumatic and needed time to recover. 

When he finally went to school for the first time, school had been going for three weeks. 

And he had yet another reason to hate mondays, everyone would already know each other by then, and he would be alone. 

Now, he didn't exactly mind being alone most of the time, especially when the option was that or his siblings, or that and his father. He would happily be alone in those. 

However, at school he didn't really want that, not if he could avoid it and make a friend. 

His father had suggested putting him in the same school as All Might’s family. He however declined, being alone was also better than to spend time with them. He had a few times, and he could say with certainty that they were insufferable. 

To put it in better words, he despised them. Except Tenko, sort of, the guy was also annoying but he was in the bullying club which made him okay. 

But alas, there is nothing else to be said, Shoto knew how to recognize insanity and there was no doubt in his mind that they were all insane. One of his friend’s once said that one should not approach crazy unless one wants to become crazy. 

That’s why he had no interest in villains and heroes. He knew that this made his father suffer greatly but also Shoto quite enjoyed his father’s suffering and since the old man decided that he would be an actual dad for them Shoto rejoiced in knowing that there was nothing he could do besides show his discomfort. 

….

As you can see, Shoto is stalling to get inside the classroom by going on about random things that pass through his head. 

He just believed there was nothing beyond this door besides being lonely, and that his future would be lonely too, all his friends wanted to be heroes, half his family consisted of heroes, he was surrounded by hero fanatics and in three years he would have to figure out what he wanted to do with his life. 

And the classroom door in front of him was the start of that. 

He could go the Tenko rute, however he wasn't a game fanatic to do so. 

And Tenko was a loner with no friends which was what Shoto was becoming, maybe he should just accept his fate and go to a hero school, he refused to go anywhere near UA tho. It would bring his father way too much satisfaction. 

“Are you just gonna keep standing there all day?” Someone asked behind him, when he turned he met indigo eyes, purple hair and a pissed off expression, it reminded him of that one time Izuku was at his house and Fuyumi denied him cookies even after his puppy eyes had been used. 

“Yes” Shoto answered and turned his gaze back at the door. 

“You’ll be late”

“I got here one hour before classes started” 

“Yeah and now there are only five minutes before them, could you move?” 

“Oh” he entered the classroom, as if he hadn't spent an entire hour standing in front of it’s door “Thank you” 

“Whatever” 

Upon sitting at his designated seat he found out the boy sat in front of him. And that his name was Shinso. 

Neither of them talked with each other. 

But it was the start of a beautiful friendship Shoto would say, they both didn't have any friends, they sat alone together during lunch, no one had the courage to talk with Shoto because of who he was, no one had the courage to talk with Shinsou because of his quirk, it was great, they were quickly becoming best friends. 

“Listen, you’ve probably heard the rumors about me” Shinso told him one day they were eating lunch “So If you are sticking near me for pity you don’t have to”

Shoto blinked “What rumors?” 

“That I’m a villain” 

“Are you a villain?” 

“No” 

“Okay” 

“... Aren't you afraid of my quirk?” 

“What’s your quirk?” 

Shinso gaped like a fish “Brainwashing” 

“So, you can make people do things?” 

Hitoshi shifted uncomfortable on his seat “Yeah” 

“ Anything?” 

“If you are gonna leave then-” 

“Would you brainwash my father? I would pay you.”

“I- huh?” 

See, they were best friends.

“I have a club, to bully him, would you be interested in joining it?” 

“What?” 

The bestest of friends. 

“Could you make him say ‘I’m a fish glub glub’ in front of the TV cameras? He has a press interview today at my house” 

“Yes?” 

“Shinso” Shoto grabbed his hands “We are going to be best friends from now on” 

He had seen Midoriya do that to someone once, it had worked with them, so it should work with Shoto right? 

“You just want to use me for my quirk” Shinso said removing his hands “Sorry, I don’t think we can be friends” 

“Oh” Shoto frowned, he would have to ask Midoriya for lessons on how to do it properly. 

“I’m going to be a hero, s-so I won’t ever use my quirk for evil”

At that moment he felt so betrayed by his best friend, et tu ? his mind provided. “And I’m guessing you’ll go to UA?” 

“Yeah, why got a problem with that?” 

“Yes.” Shoto deflated as depression filled him “I don’t think it will work between us” 

Shinso was once again confused by his choice of words 

“It’s not you, it’s me” Shoto added as he had seen Toya do before to some dudes “We just don’t match, I despise heroes you see”

Shinso was a little mad at himself, the one person who liked his quirk was the one person who hated heroes, of course it was.. 

“My father, Endeavor, ruined them for me so now I’m in search for people to bully him and to be away from hero society with me, so far I have only met one person however I hate them” 

“Uh”

“I truly enjoyed our time together” 

“Hm” 

“I hope you reach your dreams”

And with that Shoto had ended his one week friendship, it was one of his longest friendships, losing only to some people in his old school he had even had sleepovers with. He would miss their long silent companionship. The way they stared at each other looking confused but at the same time understood. 

As he walked away from Shinso’s table he accidentally hit a pink haired girl, she looked at him once, put her hands on her hips and said “You need to apologize to my baby prince charming” She pointed at some dead piece of machinery  

He looked to the machine “I’m sorry” and patted the machine’s head twice

“Good. I’ve heard about you, you are Endeavor’s kid aren't you?” 

"Unfortunately" 

“Would you let me experiment on you?” 

“No” 

“What If I asked please?” 

“Still no” 

“What If I offered you a baby” 

“I’m going to walk away now” He did as he said. 

“Wait! What If hmm, I made you something? I can create anything!” 

“What about a fire extinguisher that is unbreakable and that auto generates foam?” 

“It will be a challenge, but I can do it!” 

He offered his hand “I’m Shoto Todoroki” 

“Mei Hatsumi, I have a feeling we are going to be great friends” 

“Okay” 

Would Shoto discover a new love? No. Not Mei, Gogs no, the support industry. 

Or will he succumb into the hero industry? 

We might never find out. 

Or we might, If the author ever decides to focus on him again. 

Who knows?! The future is a mystery!

Chapter Text

Izuku Midoriya had not taken the UA news well. 

UA was his and Kacchan’s dream school, it was Gigi’s alma-mater, it had been their goal since they knew themselves to exist! And yet. 

And yet, they were just as prejudiced as everyone else.  

Izuku knew he was strong, he had trained with All Might, he knew he could pass whatever shitty exam they put him through, All Might had taught him how to strengthen his body almost to the point where he one day when older could possibly beat his uncle himself, he was strong, he was the perfect heroic character and yet. 

AND FUCKING YET. 

UA didn't take quirkless people. 

Yagi had offered to talk to the principal, had offered to get him there as a recommendation student, but his talks, his negotiations had not gone well, apparently their principal was not someone taken by what All Might represented. 

Then Katsuki had the genius idea of them acting as vigilantes to prove themselves but Hisashi quickly said that all that would take them to was jail or worse, the commission’s eyes on them. 

Tenko said they could just destroy UA, Hisashi said they could try buy it

But it all had been shut down. Just like Izuku had shut down. 

Especially after a heavy talk with Katsuki 

“You should still go” 

“Da fuck you talkin about?” 

“To UA.. It’s not just because they won’t take me that-” 

“Fuck no”

His eyes slowly started to tear up “Kacchan-” 

“This isn't a fucking discussion fucker” 

“Are you going to give up because of me?” 

“You fucking planning on giving up shitty nerd??? I’ll kill you!”

“Of course not, but I can’t go to UA Kacchan” he sniffed “You can” 

“SHUT THE FUCK UP, If they can’t even do basic shit as allowing you then I don't fucking want to go to that shitty school, we’ll figure something out, YA HEAR?” 

“What if we don’t?”

“I swear you fucking doubt me again I’ll blast your stupid face” 

Despite the words, Izuku just couldn't help but think his friend was an idiot. There were no other options. Even if he didn't go to UA, there were simply no hero schools that would take him, eventually Katsuki would have to follow their dreams while Izuku would be forced to watch from behind or find his own way of doing things. 

“We still have three years, three fucking years, we are fucking going to a hero school together nerd” 

“You are way too optimistic” 

“And you need to stop being a fucking pessimist, so stop fucking sulking”

He did not in fact, stop sulking. 

No. Izuku Midoriya went through what people might call an emo phase. 

And because he was a dramatic bitch, the next day at school he showed up with a black choker on his neck, eyeliner on his eyes, some fake piercings (Katsuki knew they were fake because the stupid nerd kept checking if they were still on him every two minutes) and his hair dyed black, he looked fucking ridicuous . 

“What the fuck Izuku, you look like an Eboy” 

“I have accepted the darkness within Kacchan. From now on, this is the new me, I’ll be known as Yami” 

The only appropriate reaction was to laugh at his face so that’s what Katsuki and most of the class did. The only people not laughing were Izuku- ehem, sorry pff, Yami, and the actual emo in the classroom aka Kirishima. 

“Stop laughing, I’m completely serious”

Mina patted his head twice making a disgusting face when the cheap hair spray he used to make his hair black came out in her hand “Ew” 

That was the moment the teacher walked in the room, she actually regretted a bit her life choices when the second she stepped in, the Ashido tornado stepped out literally dragging Midoriya behind her saying it was a ‘beauty emergency’

They only returned half an hour later with Midoriya’s GREEN hair dripping, his face looking like he had lived through nightmares, and his school uniform looking like it had just survived a war. 

But at least Mina was sure Izuku had learned his lesson, he should never wear cheap hair spray again. 

----- 

“Midoriya.. can we talk?” The resident emo asked the temporary emo when their bell rang for recess 

Both Kacchan and Mina looked at him curious but he waved them both off and sat in front of Kirishima. 

“What the hell are you doing?” 

Izuku was startled by his tone “What do you mean?” 

“Coming here dressed like that.. Saying those things.. Are you trying to make fun of me?” His eyes were tearing up

“Wha-what? No! Of course not! I would never” 

Eijirou wiped his eyes “You are just making fun of it” 

“So-sorry, I’ll wipe it off and-” 

“You are just.. another bully wanting to be a hero” 

“Kirishima-kun I swear it’s not like that at all” He grabbed Eijirou’s hands on his “I was just feeling sad, my brother said that dressing like this would make me feel better I-I swear I wasn't trying to make fun of you, I’m so so sorry” 

He sighed “I believe you Midoriya.. I-.. I don’t want to be like this, I’m weak and everyone laughs at my quirk and at me” 

“I didn't, I don’t, I mean I would love to have a quirk like that, well, any quirk”

“Shit, sorry I forgot-” 

“UA doesn't take quirkless people so I.. I..” He started crying too. Then Kirishima started crying. 

Then they were both crying messes holding each other’s hands while their eyeliners became messes on their faces. 

“It’s so unfair!” Midoriya finally said while sobbing “It’s so unfair that you thought I was a bully as your first reaction, that people make fun of us, that UA won’t take me, it’s so unfair” 

“Shit UA won’t take you?” 

Izuku shook his head as he cried harder 

“Fuck” 

Suddenly the two were hugging each other while sobbing desperately. 

“I’m sorry I thought the worst, it’s just” he sniffed hard “Everyone is always making fun of me and the way I look, hell, everyone, everyone says I’m the class emo even the narrator did. And I know I am! But..”  

“I didn't.. It didn't even pass my mind that you’d be hurt by it” 

“Sorry for lashing out on you” 

“It’s okay” 

They ended up just crying in each other’s arms until lunch was over, by them, the two had silently walked to the bathroom together to clean their faces. 

The next day, Kirishima joined their table for lunch. Also Midoriya had his hair sprayed pink just to piss Ashido off. And piss her off he did as she screeched loudly upon seeing him. 

But alas, his sitting at their table had only been the start of a beautiful friendship that truly solidified when Kacchan tried to murder Kirishima on a Sunday as the four of them played volleyball on a beach. But that was just Kacchan being silly Kacchan and doing silly Kacchan things. 

But Izuku couldn't and wouldn't judge him. 

After all, It was extremely cathartic to “”””””accidentally””””” throw balls with the force of a thousand suns behind the throws towards annoying people, such as, his brother. 

---

Tenko was being annoying and Izuku had decided that now he couldn't be a hero, he wasn't above murder. 

That was the seventh freaking time that his brother had walked into his room in complete silence, stared at his face for five seconds before turning the lights off and running away. 

Which was why he thought he was completely justified in Detroit smashing his beloved brother’s face into the sun. 

His father unfortunately did not agree. 

“Izuku. I felt the air shift behind that punch, you do realize you could have killed him?” 

“He deserved it” 

Tenko scoffed in mock hurt “I didn't do anything! I was just checking to see if you were alive” 

“AND TURNING MY LIGHTS OFF?!” 

“So you’d remember me of course” 

“Now now boys, we are not here to talk about the ways you two tease each other, we are here to talk about ways you’ll start showing love, now, off you go, into the get along shirt” 

It was hell, Izuku was in hell, Tenko seemed to enjoy himself, the bastard, but Izuku was in hell. 

“Why are you like this?” Izuku asked after Tenko knocked the sandwich Izuku was trying to eat off his hand 

“You don’t give me enough love and attention” 

The next day, Izuku decided he would give Tenko love and affection. 

So, as soon as the day started at 5am, Izuku went to Tenko’s bedroom and put on his phone the “IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP” All Might sound right by Tenko’s ear. 

His brother of course woke up screaming and wanting to kill him, but before he had the chance Izuku ran away from the room and closed the door just enough that it wouldn't actually close and a small fissure of light would enter it. 

It was war. 

And it lasted for months, months of them torturing each other in subtle ways so that their parents wouldn't kill them. 

Unfortunately (Or fortunately) when July arrived bringing vacation with it, the two couldn't keep it subtle. 

And thus entered Inko Midoriya with her death stare. 

All was resolved because of a picnic, a picnic that had been ruined by the Todorokis. 

And thus their feud ended because they had another opponent to focus on. Alliances had to be formed, you see, it was the only way they could ever hope to win the superior sibling war that Toya had started. 

They were outnumbered, outmanned, outgunned, out planned. But Tenko had to win so he needed his right hand man. 

And Izuku would not throw away his shot at possibly humiliating a Todoroki forever even if it meant having to suck it up to his brother and show the world how great of a sibling pair they were. 

Toya and Natsu Todoroki, vs, Tenko and Izuku Midoriya. 

The battlefield? A children’s playground. 

The weapons? Snow. 

The prize? Being able to shove at the other’s pair faces how pathetic they were. 

(Shoto thought they were all pathetic, and he voiced such, which only earnt him snow fired from every side) 

It was a bloody fight, literally, Izuku accidentally broke Natsuo’s nose at some point. 

And even though Natsuo and Toya had literally the power of snow at their fingertips thus making the fight very unbalanced. 

Izuku and Tenko had spite. 

Unfortunately in a battle of snow, spite isn't enough. 

They were met with defeat and the promise that the next time they crossed paths with the Todorokis, they would be prepared. 

Shoto still thought they were all idiots and voiced such. 

However they all agreed that Shoto was just boring. 

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“So.. it’s like, a normal thing for you guys to just try to murder Todorokis when you see them?” Kirishima innocently asked between bites 

“Yeap” 

“It’s been going on for years” Mina said “Like one day, they were all friends right? Met at the camp, were jolly golly friends that held only love at their hearts, and the next they all wanted to kill each other” 

“They started it” Izuku said 

“But how? Why? When?” Kirishima didn't know why he was so invested, but he was. 

“Okay, so one day Izuku’s brother goes to their house, at that point he and Natsuo were super buddies who bonded over the fact that they were the only ones from their families not taken by the whole heroes thing” 

“Shoto isn't either” Izuku adds

Mina was quick to shove her finger at Izuku’s lips “Shush I’m telling the story Jemma!” and quickly removed after “So, something happens, no one knows exactly what besides the two of them, my guess is that one of them fell in love with the other and it was unrequited”

“My guess” Katsuki started “Is that the rat simply found out that they are all boring trash” 

“Do you know what it was, Midoriya?” 

“Nope, but it was bad, Tenten came home crying and declared war to all of them”

“And you all just like, were fine with that?” 

“Well, Kacchan had some pretty compelling arguments as to why we should-” 

“You were just jealous that I spent more time with the icyhot bastard than you at some point”

“Shut up Kacchan.” 

“So, you were friends with Shoto?” 

“Fuck that, we spent time, it wasn’t ‘jolly golly’ as Ashi said, it was hell, the guy just didn't know how to be a human and I didn't fucking sign up to tutor him”  

“See, he had compelling arguments, the feud actually started on a monday afternoon when we were just returning home and accidentally met them” 

“I threw acid at them!” Mina exclaimed happily “They froze it tho, it was a bummer” 

“Alright” Kirishima nodded at himself as he finished his food “Noted, If we meet them we fight”

“That’s the fucking spirit shitty hair”

“Bakugou, Is my hair ever not going to be shitty to you?” 

Katsuki pondered his question for two seconds before smiling and saying “Nope” 

----

It wasn't unusual for Katsuki to appear at Izuku’s house randomly, it was a perk that came from being neighbors and knowing each other’s schedule. 

Which meant no one batted an eye when he just barged in through the front door not caring if he broke the hinges 

“NERD”

“Ah, good afternoon young one” 

The scene in front of him had him pause for a few seconds and almost forget what he had come to do, for in front of him was his Uncle Sashi, All Might, Nighteye, THE David shield, a blonde chick their age and Inko. 

And they all seemed to be suffering except Inko. 

In their hands held cards, along with poker chips and he really wanted to ask David Shield’s autograph but he had a mission first “Where’s the-”

“Tenko’s bedroom” Inko answered without even batting an eye. 

“Right.” He took one step, looked at All Might’s card and said without a care in the world “Nice double” And rushed towards the bedroom. 

All Might had never felt more betrayed than at that moment. 

---

“NERD” A pillow was thrown at him, he blasted it on reflex “FUCK OFF DEJECT, NERD” 

Izuku barely acknowledged his presence, Tenko’s gremlingness was passing onto him 

“Fucking.. this is fucking serious” 

When even that didn't grab his friend’s attention he threw himself in front of the TV, that earned screams from both brothers, he shot a small controlled explosion next to their faces to make them shut up

“AAHHHH” 

Tenko kicked him but Katsuki just tossed his leg to the side and grabbed Izuku’s face “Ketsubutsu just announced they are taking quirkless people now” 

“What?” 

“Ketsubutsu, announced, they are taking quirkless people now” 

Izuku’s eyes glinted 

“Holy shit for real?” 

“Yea for real” 

“Kacchan!!!!!! KACCHAN!! WE ARE GONNA BE HEROES!!” 

“FUCK YEAH WE ARE!!” 

“Ugh loud, get out”

“SHUT UP DEJECT!” 

“AHAHHAHHAHAHHA IM- IM GONNA BE A HERO THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER- WAIt” 

He suddenly rushed out of the room “GIGI ABORT, ABORT, DON'T TELL THE WORLD YOU ARE QUIRKLESS ABORT!!!”  

Yagi looked confused for a few seconds until Katsuki caught him up, he smiled and hugged them both. 

“You are both going to be amazing heroes my boys” his eyes even teared up. 

“It’s a good thing the mission is aborted Yagi” Inko said as she put her cards down “Because you just lost all your money, you’ll need your fame” 

And all Yagi could do was cry harder as poverty hit him. 

He never did quite manage to re-earn as much money as he lost that day.

Chapter Text

“Kacchan, I’ve found out that even better than balls are baseball bats.” 

“Da fuck?” 

“Okay so, I was walking through the baseball field to see Hanakamura-sensei about the volleyball finals next week and my future since this is our last year of Junior high.. Can you even imagine Kacchan, next year we are finally going to be heroes students and Tenten is about to graduate and go to college and that’s so cool and-” 

“Oi, stupid nerd, focus” 

“Right, and these kids asked me If I wanted to swing, I think they were expecting me to fail to bully me but Kacchan, I accidentally hit the big buff’s face, and he went K.O, and now I’m thinking that I was stupid for stopping at balls, no Kacchan, I’m going to become the baseball hero” 

Katsuki’s response to that nonsense was to blow his face up. Well, Izuku dodged (more specifically he eeped out of the way) but the sentiment was there. 

“One of these days you are going to ‘accidentally’ murder someone like that and I ain’t busting your ass out of jail” 

“I would never” 

“Doesn't fucking look like it” 

“They are accidents Kacchan” 

“You are a terrible liar, how were you even born from auntie?” 

“Well, either way, I’ve got a baseball now!” He took the item out from Gog knows where 

“Is that blood?” 

“It’s ketchup, I ate with it at the table” 

“Whose is it?” 

“Ketchup~~” 

“Nerd” 

“Some dudes who saw me and decided to beat me up.. As you can see, it didn't go as they planned” 

“Fucking hell, who was it?” 

“Kacchan, I honestly have no clue” 

Extremely worrying but we are moving on.

----- 

“Alright so, we are all going to Ketsubutsu right?” Mina asked as she sat down at their table “Like, at least that’s what I put in the paper Nakakaura-sensei asked” 

“Huh? But.. I thought you wanted to go to UA?” Izuku asked confused as he opened his bento box

“Well, I did put it as my second choice but we gotta stick together right?! And you are going there” 

“Because there are no other options” 

“Right, doesn't mean that we aren't sticking by your side, right Kiri?” 

Kirishima looked like he was a deer caught in a headlight “Uh, well, I hm” he swallowed a lump on his throat and with the confidence he didn't have said “I put UA as my first choice, no offense Mido, but well I” he side eyed Katsuki “I really don’t think I can handle another three years being his punching bag”

“Completely understandable” Izuku said putting a hand on his arm

“DA FUCK YOU MEAN MY PUNCHING BAG YOU FUCKER?? YOU ASKED ME FOR IT!”

“And now I’m ready to never see your face again” 

“I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU SHITTY HAIR”  

“Kacchan calm down, I’m pretty sure he’s joking” 

“ARE YOU?” 

“Sure” 

“HE’S FUCKING NOT.” Bakugou proceeded to jump on Kirishima and start fighting him, Kirishima was really unaffected, quirks were not allowed inside, however his quirk was subtle and made him immune to punches, the only one hurting there was Katsuki from his own actions. So Kirishima just watched as Katsuki hit himself more than him. 

He had the gall to laugh. That just pissed Katsuki even more. 

“Ah~” Mina put her arm around Izuku’s shoulders “Young love~ I wonder when it will be our turn?” 

“No idea, but I bet it will happen before either of them ask the other on a date” 

“Oh, definitely, but if it all goes wrong we can always marry each other” 

“We’d just cheat on each other” 

“Oh totally but we would live together while doing so” 

Suddenly Izuku bit his lip “Hm” 

An explosion occurred in the background, neither of them batted an eye but teachers were now getting involved. 

“Are you really giving up UA for me?” 

“If Ketsubutsu will have me then yeah! I’m a little worried because of my grades but that’s my plan!”

“Thank you” He hugged her. 

Meanwhile Katsuki was dragged away and Kirishima started laughing at his misery. 

“It’s what I’m here for bestie”

“I’ll help you study for it” 

“Nice! We will be all in Ketsubutsu in no time! Well, except Kiri, because he’s a traitor” 

Kiri in question sat back at their table and said “I can always share UA’s curriculum with you all” 

“Kirishima Eijirou, don’t think you are escaping this conversation” The teacher said as she returned and grabbed him too. 

His eyes looked pleading as he was dragged away. 

“Anyway” Mina dragged the attention back to her “I’m a little worried because Ketsubutsu doesn't attribute as much points to the practical as UA does, so.. If I only pass UA”

“You are smart Michan, you’ll pass” 

She hugged him again squeezing the life out of him “Ughhhh I love you so much bestie” 

“This is why people think we are dating” he said as he suffered through an attempted murder 

“Shhhhh” 

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Tenko officially hated suits, he would never work somewhere that required him to wear a suit, he actually declared war on suits and decided that if he ever became a villain this moment would be the reason, Hisashi forcing him into one while trying to tame his hair. 

Also, his dad was crying as he did his tie. 

And that was seriously something traumatizing to see. 

“Stop crying old man, it’s ugly on your face” 

“I’m just so proud, you’ve grown up to be a fine man and..” Suddenly he was engulfed in a hug. 

One finger, that’s all it took… 

He hugged his dad back. 

“I’m.. dy..ing” 

“MY BABY IS GRADUATING SCHOOL, MY BABY” 

“Da-d, I.. can’t breath” 

“PICTURES!” Hisashi finally let him go to fetch a camera “WE NEED PICTURES!” 

At that moment Tenko asked himself why he never became the family disgrace. Life would be much easier. 

“Wow, I think my eyes are bleeding, you look so ugly” Izuku said as he entered the room 

“Shut up” 

“No comebacks?” He handed him the contraband, aka, the switch he was planning to hide on his clothes “You must be nervous” 

“I am” 

“Why?” 

“College results are coming this week” 

“I was accepted at Ketsubutsu, and Shiketsu, and some other places-  Don’t shove it down, that’s so obvious.'' As he said that Tenko stopped shoving the switch at his pants and started analyzing where it would fit and hide.   

“Good for you… Wait, Shiketsu?”

“Yeah, I didn't see anything on their website that said quirkless couldn't participate like UA has, so I applied, did the exam last week, I got in, top marks too” 

“And are you going there?” 

“Too much discipline, I would die. Ketsubutsu may not be as good but.. well I don’t care about prestige, I just want to be a hero”

“Right” 

Izuku patted his brother’s hair twice “I’m sure you’ll be accepted in the ones you applied”   

“That’s also terrifying” 

“Then I don't know what to tell you” 

“I GOT A CAMERA” Hisashi said as he joined them once again “OH GOOD, join him Zu!” 

Before he could escape Tenko trapped him in a chokehold, the moment was forever immortalized by Hisashi. 

Just like the one after that when Izuku licked his finger and shoved it at Tenko’s ear. 

And the next when Tenko licked his entire hand to shove it at Izuku’s face. 

Followed by them trying to murder each other with saliva. 

Hisashi was sure one day when the boys were older he would see these pictures and cry over them. 

-----

Tenko was so nervous about tripping and falling during the ceremony that he didn't even take his switch out. 

At least not at first. 

Because two minutes of his least favorite teacher giving a speech about how they were amazing students was all he could handle before grabbing his game. 

He immediately put it on mute because his brother is a bastard who totally would leave the sound on to fuck with him (And it was all the way up) and played a little puzzle game that required no brain activity, it was just railroads and trains. 

When it was his turn to walk up the stage and grab the empty cone his entire family cheered for him, and he just knew that his dad and uncle were having a shouting match because the two just kept getting louder and louder as if they were competing to see who could make Tenko more embarrassed. 

Honestly the ceremony was slow and painful and Tenko would never recover those living hours again. 

And before anyone even had time to think Tenko was starting college and Izuku high school. 

Now, I did a coin flip, to see whose first day we get to see first and the Gogs chose Tenko. 

So there he was walking towards his class on his first day in a new life, a new world, a new ambiance (Who was he kidding? It was the same bullshit as school except he would get to learn something he actually wanted to learn with people who had the same taste as him) 

He walked inside his classroom without having a mental breakdown about walking inside the classroom (which might seem normal, but it happens with more people than we might realize) sat in front of a random computer and immediately noticed that steam was downloaded, along with several games. 

Two hours after class started their teacher sent an email letting them know he would be late. 

Another hour later their teacher arrived dressed as Bowser. 

It was the best day in Tenko’s life. (Even though they had been stood up by their teacher for three hours)

---

Meanwhile in another educational facility Izuku Midoriya was walking alongside Kirishima towards their classroom. 

Now, one might wonder. What was Kirishima doing there when he clearly stated he wanted to be far away from Katsuki. 

You see, that’s the thing. 

The adults in their lives (It was mostly Bakugou’s parents to be honest that planted the seed of chaos between them all until they got their way), the traitors they were, refused to let Katsuki go anywhere but UA when they found out he had gotten the first place in the exam (He tried to argue that it was just his plan C so it didn't matter, but everyone refused to listen) 

So, since Katsuki was at UA, Kirishima was not, thus he walked side by side to Midoriya wondering what their classes would be like. 

Their answer came quickly in the form of an upperclassman. She was a blonde chick who upon seeing them smiled brightly and said “Eijiro Kirishima?” 

“Yeah?”

“Sweet, follow me” 

“Eh?”

She was already walking away

“I think you should follow her” Someone behind Izuku said as he put his arm around his shoulder 

“Uh? Hm, huh? I-” 

“I don’t have all day Kirishima-kun~!” 

He rushed behind her. 

Meanwhile the person currently taking Izuku as a hostage said “You are late” 

“I am?” 

“Yup” They started walking after the girl “Just to be sure, you are Midoriya Izuku right?” 

“Yeah.. And you are?” 

“Shindo Yo” 

“And where are you kidnapping me to?” 

“To put it simple, you’ll lose your virginity today” 

“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

--------------

The room was misty and dark, there was an eerie song all around them that he had no idea where it came from, Izuku looked around the room trying to find any sort of comfort in this situation but found nothing, a few seconds later and Eiji bumped into him looking equally frightened. 

Suddenly an older voice started talking “Here yee, here yee, with the blood of our ancestors”

Something liquid started pouring down their faces. 

“We welcome thee, into our house, as a family we will be as one, as one we will be strong”

Some got into Izuku’s mouth, it was grape juice. 

“Welcome! To your hero academia” 

Suddenly the lights turned on and they realized that the misty vibe was literal mist, coming from this dude with cloud heads, Izuku recognized him within seconds. 

Multiple what the fucks were heard all around while the kidnappers holding them snickered 

“Join hands, join hands” Clouds said

Suddenly the dude that kidnapped him was standing at his side holding one of his hands while the girl that kidnapped Kiri was holding the other. 

“On your right are your guides, the ones who’ve been through what you’ll go through before, each of you received your own second year partner and for the rest of your times at Ketsubutsu and your lives, this will be your partner. I am Oboro Shirakumo, known as clouds, and during this year I’ll be your homeroom teacher”

“Uh, is this part of the curriculum?” Some random girl asked 

“Shh my child, all of you, turn to face your partners” 

The mist forced those who didn't move to do it. 

“Introduce yourselves” 

All around the classroom people introduced themselves awkwardly 

“Good, remember those faces and those names. Now. Onto the fields!” 

Just as they were ushered in, they were ushered out, Shindo was still holding his hand and leading him, and Izuku found his face growing scratchier and scratchier as the juice dried out

“Now!” The sun was like an attack on their faces “Spar!” 

Suddenly Shindo was using his quirk on him and he understood why his senior never let go of his hands. As his entire body turned into a vibrator he tried to use that as a way to shove some dirt on Shindo’s face. He failed. 

They all failed. 

The freshman never stood a chance. 

A crazy sort of glint was on Cloud’s face as he saw all his students lying on the ground “In your old school, you were the best, the strongest in class, the ones with potential, here you have much to learn, so, for those who are unwilling to challenge themselves in ways that will most likely break you until you get stronger, the door is right there, for those of you who are ready to face three years of hell, find me one cat themed thing and bring back to me before the time on this class ends, otherwise, you’ll be expelled!” He smiled brightly and clapped his hands once. His face was so sweet, it really didn't match at all with his words. 

They barely had time to stand up before their teacher was already telling them the timer was on and they shouldn't be wasting any. 

As Kirishima tried to get back inside Tatami, his partner, attacked him. 

“Oh, also, be careful about them, they’ll be trying to sabotage you, after all, what senior wants to waste time having to look out for their freshman?” 

Izuku looked at Shindo smiling at him like a predator would, so he did the only thing he could, he smiled back and punched him with the might of Gog behind that punch. 

A few people flew along with that punch, but Izuku didn't see, he didn't see the look on people’s eyes, he didn't see the surprise, the delightful way Oboro was looking at him like he already knew what was going to happen. 

He didn't see any of it because he had already booked it out of there to find a marker, after all, Oboro never said the cat themed thing had to exist already. 

----

Predictably Izuku was the first to return with a cat drawing on his own pencil case. “How’s Mic?” he asked as he tossed the prize at his teacher’s face. 

Oboro smiled at him and ruffled his hair. “How’s your other half?” 

“I asked first” 

“I’m surprised to see only you here, If I remember correctly, and I do, because he punched me in the balls while saying it, you and blondie were going to be the best hero duo to ever exist” 

“And If I remember correctly, you and Mic were never apart, so where is he?” 

“At UA, unfortunately, and yours?” 

“The answer is the same” 

Oboro laughed and smiled “I guess we both got ditched huh?”

“Wasn't his choice” 

“That’s what they all say” 

“Well, with him is the truth” 

“Sure kid, sure”

Chapter Text

“Alright, first day gossip, go” Mina said tossing herself on the bed

“Well, we had just stepped on Ketsubutsu and suddenly two seniors kidnapped us and took us to some mysterious cult” Izuku started

Skeptical eyebrows were raised 

“Then blood poured over us” 

“Juice it was..” Kirishima interrupted “Grape juice” 

“Shush, I’m telling the story, then the lights turned on and we had to do a satanic ritual” 

“We just.. met the seniors and the teacher” 

“And cats had to be offered as sacrifices for us to be accepted into the cult, but things couldn't be that easy no no, because the seniors were after us to kill us!!” 

“Mido blasted them all with a punch” 

“It was a harsh fight, but we were victorious!”

“No, literally, all it took was one punch, we were all stunned after that” 

“Once the offering were made, we received the cult instructions” 

“Our schedules”  

“And then, we had to face the hardest challenge of all” 

“No yeah, I agree” 

“Introductions, it was absolute hell.” 

Kirishima shuddered at the reminder “One of them couldn't stop inserting the word bro in all sentences” 

“Yeah, I heard Shindo-senpai say it once after he heard the guy, it’s infectious, we should be careful” 

“Bro, we are fucked” 

“Bro.” 

“Oh, Kacchan, remember clouds, from camp? He’s our sensei by the way”

“Is any of that story even real?” Mina asked once it looked like they were done

“Unfortunately bro” Kirishima muttered, and then proceeded to sigh exasperatedly for the word use. 

“Clouds? HAH, you got stuck with the insane one!” Kacchan answered parallel to their conversation

“As if! Mic was waaaay insanier and I heard he’s at UA, so good luck with THAT!” 

“The only thing he is is an embarrassment.” 

“And how was your guy’s first day?” Kiri asked 

“Oh! Fun! Our homeroom teacher is this really cool lady, I have no idea which hero she is but she was so freaking cool!!! She didn't had us kidnapped or anything but we had to do a fitness test”

“Yeah, after fucking hours and hours of that rat principal speaking, I don't fucking know how we survived”  

“Oh how awful must be to be in the best hero school in the country” Izuku fell dramatically on top of Katsuki “I honestly don’t know how you’ll handle it Kacchan, it must be so difficult to be at the top” 

He was blasted and shoved away for that, which only resulted in laughter. 

“Who won?” Kiri asked ignoring their antics 

“This chick called Momo, she was so cool I almost called her mommy accidentally” 

“Not almost” Katsuki said, as the traitor he is “You definitely called her mommy” 

“I DID NOT!” 

“And you did it LOUDLY! I was the other side of the gym and I fuckin heard it” 

“LIES AND SLANDER” 

“The chick’s face got red as a tomato” 

“FUCK YOU KATSUKI THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN” 

“Wanna fucking bet?” 

“IT’S FREAKING ON!” 

“Aight, you got ear’s phone number right? Ask her” 

“Who is ‘ears’?” Izuku asked 

“Headphone quirk, listens to everything.” 

“Oh cool” 

“Well, what you fuckin waiting for pinky?” 

Mina glared at him and stared at her phone “Fine, only to prove you wrong!” 

He wasn't proven wrong. 

And Mina decided she would never return to UA ever again. 

Of course, the next day she had to, and upon seeing Momo’s face her skin mysteriously changed from pink to red. 

Curious how these things work. 

---

“Are you fucking kidding me?” 

“TENKO!!” 

This was not. It was not. Tenko DID NOT want the first thing that he saw upon leaving his house to be Toya’s face. 

“Happy birthday!!”

So the best course of action was to simply pretend he didn't see him. 

“Happy happy happy birthday” Toya started singing “it’s your day~ Special day~ Celebration day~” That wasn't even the song, ugh. 

Passing him had been a mistake for suddenly he felt Toya’s weight on his back “TENKOOOOOO IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!” 

“I KNOW, SHUT UP, and get the fuck off of me!” He tried to shake Toya off, but the hero bastard was stronger than his twink form. 

“HAH, he speaks!”

“arghh” 

“and growls! Honestly Tenko, you make it too easy for me” 

“Fuck. Off.” 

“No can do puppy, I’m giving you a birthday ride!”

He had no time to escape, out of nowhere he was flying. 

He was going to die. 

He was 100% no doubt. going to die. 

“Relax! You won’t fall” 

He did not relax. No. He only screamed louder. 

And then Toya let go of him mid air while laughing and yelling “WHOOPS” 

He was dead. If Tenko survived this. Toya was dead. There would be no mercy, no longer, no more. He could already see how he would do it, he’d decay layer by layer on his skin, he would be a walking corpse by the time Tenko was done with him, he’d bully him, call him a burnt nugget, make fun of his skinless skin, and then, after a few months seeing Toya suffer he’d mercifully take him out of his misery. 

“You are such a crybaby” The bastard had the gall to tell him upon grabbing him back. 

“I’m going to fucking murder you” 

“Ooooh how? Is it going to be close and personal?”

“Yes, I want to see the pain in your eyes”

“Kinky” 

Yeah, keep making jokes, Toya Todoroki. Your days are counted.  

“Is that Scorch?” “IT’S SCORCH!” “HEY, CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?” “Who is that with him?” “Maybe they are dating” “SCORCH MARRY ME!” 

UGHHHHHH

“Woah woah, calm down everyone, there’s plenty of me to go around” 

Tenko was finally back on ground. If you ask him if he fell and hugged the floor like a maniac he will say that he didn't. But the truth is, he would have kissed the ground if he knew it wasn't dirty as fuck. 

Of course once he was stabilized he used the fact that Toya was famous to escape and go to class. 

At least that was the plan. 

But life never goes the way he wants. 

And before he even got near his university All Might appeared in front of him, once again attracting everyone’s attention and hugging him. “I’M SO SORRY FOR NOT BEING AT THE HOUSE TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BOY”  

“It’s fine.. Can I go?” 

“IT’S NOT EVERYDAY YOU TURN 18, OH I REMEMBER THE DAY I TURNED 18..” 

Tenko realized there and then. The Gogs did not want him to go to class today. 

The Gogs also hated him, because when he finally got rid of his uncle telling a story that would forever haunt his dreams Toya found him again. 

Five fingers, that’s all it takes. 

…

He didn't murder Toya. 

But he did kick him in the balls and ran. 

He missed the way Toya’s face turned almost predatory upon watching him running away. 

But alas. He was free. 

Safe and sound to watch classes. 

…

It was the most boring ass class he had ever had in the four days of classes. 

The teacher was boring, the subject was boring, everything was boring. 

He for a few seconds considered that he should have let Toya kidnap him before shuddering and grabbing his phone. 

Grabbing his phone and seeing his brother had sent him a message. 

Human turd

Happy birthday

you have a cult now

< https://www.theguywhoseeverywherecult.com/ >

Smeagol

Wtf

---

“Is this going to become a regular occurrence?” Izuku asked upon seeing Yo Shindo waiting for him at the gates with arms crossed 

“It’s how the school rolls babes, ya pass Cloud’s test, ya get a babysitter”

“Well it’s-” 

“No time for talkin, ya late, lesgoo bb” 

Shindo was once again hugging his shoulders as they walked 

“Where are you kidnapping me to, this time? I thought classes were normal today”  

“Oh, they are” 

“Then-” 

“But it’s not all about classes, and that punch was amazing” 

“Hm, Shindo-senpai, I’m not skipping classes right now am i?” 

Yo simply smiled at him, it wasn't recomforting at all. 

----

“Is this the kid?” 

“Awww he’s cute!” 

“How come you got him while I’m stuck with a chick who calls herself the titan of doom?” 

They arrived at a campus house, there was loud music playing and Izuku wondered why the hell were there loud music playing at 7am. 

“Well, I don’t know, he can punch but maybe he’s crazy too, are ya crazy Midoriya?” 

“Will you let me go If I am?” 

“Maybe”

“Then yes, I am, I eat toes for breakfast, all fear the toe eater” 

“Hahhaaha, look at this, he’s funny too!” Shindo squeezed him once more and let go 

“So unfair” the same girl from earlier said 

“Alright Midoriya, see those guys over there?” He pointed at the house in front of them. “They stole a precious relic from us, so as the dear kohai you are, I need you to go in there, punch the tallest woman you can find in the guts kick down the room she’s protecting and return here.” 

“No” 

“Yes” 

“What do I get out of it?” 

“Hmm, you can come to me at any time and I’ll help ya out, but the same is valid to me”

“Anytime?” 

“Yeah” 

They would both regret those words. “Aight, deal, what am I stealing?” 

“Not stealing, getting back, you’ll know when you see it” 

“That only really works in movies” 

“And books” And with that he was shoved forward as Shindo’s classmates laughed behind him. 

It would be stupid of him to simply walk to the front door and get inside with a bunch of people there so instead he entered towards a window. 

Wasn't his fault that no one closed it. 

He found the door and the girl, and she really was, the tallest person he had ever seen. 

“Can I go inside that room?” He asked nicely 

“No, who even are you?” 

Not unexpected. But he had to try. 

“The toe eater” He said, and proceeded to punch her to oblivion. 

The sheer force he used was enough to toss her inside the room she was guarding, break the wall leading to the other room, and the other, and the other, alert everyone of his presence and make him wonder if Kacchan was right in saying he would someday murder someone by accident. 

But as it was, he looked around looking for whatever it was he had to steal and the only thing that seemed remotely like it could have been stolen was this small turtle which looked at him judgingly. 

As he brought the turtle back and noticed several bots passing by towards the surely not dead girl Shindo sighed. “Midoriya, it was literally a huge statue with a pig in it, how did you miss it?” 

“There was literally no statue there.”

“If I go in there with you and find that statue...” 

“You won’t because there is no statue there, and what even are you? My mom???” 

“Let’s go” 

People tried to stop them, but between Shindo making everyone unable to stand and Midoriya having the power of Gog in his hands, no one really managed to. 

They arrived in the room, and “See, it’s right here!” 

Izuku turned around towards it “Huh. I didn't see it” 

“HOW?!” 

It was a literal giant statue standing in the corner of the room. It had a shine to it, it was impossible to miss. 

“I just didn't see it, but there, you have your statue, why did you even need me anyway? You had no trouble walking in with me” 

“No quirks work on that girl”

“Ah” 

“But yeah, nice! Lesgooo! Help me take it back” 

----

Kirishima blinked at him and he retold their teacher why he was late to class. 

In fact, the entire class seemed to blink at him. 

They were sure their teacher wouldn't believe such an absurd story. 

“Damnit, take your seat Midoriya, I’ll tell Shindo not to kidnap you again out of the blue” 

“Bro” Kirishima whispered to him as soon as he was seated “Is that really what happened?” 

“Bro” Izuku responded “It was wild” 

They had to take a moment to stop and analyze their words to each other. 

Suddenly their faces turned disgusted 

“I’m going to kill the bro dude.” Izuku said 

“Yeah yeah, I’ll help.” 

-----

They did not, in fact, kill the bro dude. 

No, it was worse. 

They befriended him. 

The bro curse only grew stronger. 

------

Extra: Best dad

Hisashi doesn't know when it started, nor how, however he found himself being stalked by a lizard person, their appearance reminded him of a treecko. 

The idea of someone thinking they could stalk him was so silly and fun that he let them be. 

Of course, until the day came he found the person murmuring something about adoption and milk. 

That wouldn't do. 

He, All For One, grew scared. How did that person know of his adopted son? How did the person know Tenko loved drinking milk? 

A little concerning in fact, in his opinion, however there was nothing he could do to stop this maniac, nothing besides talking to them (well, talking and calling one of the several heroes he had the number saved on his phone) 

But talking was all it took. 

Apparently the treecko had seen him interacting with his children and simply wished for a dad like him, he couldn't help but pat the child on the head and tell them they should not suffer for the loss of some asshole, that day Hisashi walked home feeling extremely smug that he had been deemed the best dad in the world (those were not the words used, however he interpreted it that way) 

“What’s the smug face for?” All Might asked as he arrived home

“Oh Yagi, you simple man, you would never understand the simple joys of life” 

“What did Tenko do this time?” 

“HAH, it’s not all about him all the time” 

“Izuku?” 

“Sometimes a man can be happy with himself just for being himself, and that has nothing to do with his children” 

Yagi turned back to his phone “Doubtful” 

“One day you’ll understand, you are too young” 

“I’m fifty” 

“.... Hello fifty.” 

“You didn't.” 

“I did” 

“That’s it. I’m leaving” 

“Don’t come home late dear” 

Yagi had to restrain himself from physically gagging as he left the house.

Chapter Text

Five days, that’s all it took for Mina to try to set Izuku up on a date with a random boy from her class. 

Five days. 

Honestly, that was a new record. 

“No.” 

“Come onnn Izuchan!! He’s completely your type!” 

“You don’t even know my type” 

“Well, he is! Katsubabe agrees, right?” 

Kacchan was smiling, smiling like a little shit who knew things he didn't. “Oh yeah, you should definitely listen to pinky” Welp, if that wasn't a red flag nothing was. 

“No.” 

“Come onnn Izu! When have I ever been wrong with love” 

“I have a list” Izuku said pulling out his notebook “May third, 2039, we were in third grade and you asked Maya-chan on a date-” 

“STAHP” 

“And declared she was the love of your life, you broke up two weeks later, june fourth, same year, you decided that Ustrov Gusberg was your soulmate, broke up, three days later” 

“Why did you even keep these notes????” 

“FEBRUary, 2040”

“Oh my Gog, I’m going to murder you.”

“Her name was Copa, Copana, and you said staying with her was like going to the beaches all the time, a month later you declared you hated beaches forever.” 

“Is the whole notebook just that?” 

“Probably” Kacchan answered crossing his arms 

“May, 2040, you called him Juju, hands were held and you said you were going to marry and have kids, three weeks later you were wondering if you could somehow throw acid on him and make it look like an accident, might I add, he spent two weeks in a hospital” 

“He totally deserved it tho, but stop, I get your point, but my love life has nothing to do with other people’s , did you keep a note of how many couples I played cupid for??? Cuz babe, I haven't seen one broken up yet!” 

Izuku simply looked at Katsuki and pointed exasperated. 

“Work in progress, doesn't count!” 

“HEY!” Kacchan in question yelled 

“Still, I don’t trust you with my love life, and I’m certainly not dating someone who actively chose to study at UA!”

He was so resolute while saying that. 

Too bad one week later and he was sitting in a coffee shop, waiting for his date to show up.  

Now look, Izuku isn't going to say he’s weak. No. 

But what he is (and what he will admit being), is a coward, because Mina had threatened to burn his action-figure collection and he believed her. 

She had it in her to pretend to sneeze and simply throw acid in his entire room, he knows, she had done it before. 

But she had also quite literally almost been murdered that day so they call it even. 

So he just tells himself that the stakes are way too high for him to miss this freaking set up and that everything will be over when the two don’t match. 

Life will go on, and he will be able to prove her wrong. 

Thing is. 

The guy didn't even show. 

Izuku had been stood up for a date he didn't even want. And that really pissed him off. 

His mood only soured when upon leaving the coffee shop and cursing Mina loudly he encountered a Todoroki. 

And not any Todoroki. 

Toya Todoroki. 

The worst of them all. 

And the guy just smiled brightly, rushed towards him (even though he was obviously working) and hugged Izuku. 

There was no time to escape, no time to run. He was being crushed by someone whose body temperature was always some sort of extreme. 

And not only that but people were watching them and Izuku considered murder. 

“Get off me!” 

“Is that any way to treat your dearest friend?” 

“What friend? I don't see a friend, I see a traitor.” 

“Ehhhhh?” 

“I helped you, I kidnapped you and made you who you are today and what do I get out of it? A traumatized brother!!” Izuku as the dramatic bitch he finally manages to get out of his embrace and jumps away from him, he ends this action by pointing at him “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BROTHER YOU MONSTER?!” 

Toya surrenders, but he has a smile on his face, one that annoys Izuku deeply “I have no idea what you are talking about” 

“I’m saying, what the hell did you do to make Tenko hate all of you??” 

“Honestly, I have no idea” 

“Natsuo didn't tell you?” 

“Nope” 

Izuku lowered his arms “Gog Dammit what the hell happened that day??” 

“No idea” 

“Still! I have to kill you!” 

“Why?” 

“Because… Reasons!!” 

“Fair enough, I know a place we can kill each other safely” 

“You do?” 

“Come onnnn kiddo!” 

And he was being dragged again, dragged until they reached a park. Izuku was confused until he saw they were walking towards a clown. 

“Two balloon swords please!” Toya said with a proud grin on his face. 

The two turned to each other. 

Eyes narrowed. 

Hands twitching at the sides of their body. 

The tension between them was palpable. 

“Braver man than you have tried to defeat me and failed” Toya said with a sneer. 

“Let’s see If you live up to those words” Izuku answered in response. 

The clown took a step back. 

Toya raised his sword and- 

[Insert aggressive balloon sounds here] 

Their battle lasted what felt like ages (3 minutes) 

It reached it’s end when their balloons both popped upon Izuku squeezing it a little too tight and Toya forgetting that balloons aren't fire resistant. 

“Consider it a draw?” Toya asked after a few seconds in silence 

“Yes, TILL WE MEET AGAIN TRAITOR!” He said running off into the distance. 

Meanwhile Toya’s phone buzzed 

Youngest mistake 

When you agreed to pick me up after school today

Did you know that actually meant picking me up? 

Oldest Mistake

Shit sorry Sho, brt

Youngest Mistake 

What does brt mean?

Youngest Mistake

Toya?

Youngest Mistake

Are you there? 

-------

Izuku Midoriya didn't know that his actions would set a precedent. 

He swears he didn't know. 

That might seem fake, even though you have no idea what I’m talking about, however he swears he didn't. 

Okay, maybe he had a vague idea of the possibility that it would happen, however not in his wildest dreams he thought it would happen how it did. 

‘But narrator, what the hell are you talking about?’ 

You see, it happened at three am on a school night. 

Izuku had been asleep when he woke up with a sudden thought. An image of what the future could hold and he thought it was beautiful. He had to make it happen. 

However he wouldn't be able to do it alone. 

His mind provided him with the image of Shindo Yo saying he could show up at any time and he’d oblige with the kohai’s wishes. 

So at four am, he was knocking at Shindo’s dorm window looking like a sleep paralysis demon. 

Yo had every right to scream and have a heart attack as he did. 

“Senpai! Snap out of it I need your help with something extremely important!” 

“What the fuck?”

“You are the only one that can help!” 

Lights were turned on revealing the maniac face of his kohai “Midoriya?” 

“You see I was walking home today, well, I guess yesterday because it’s four am, so the day’s changed, and I was ambushed by Toya Todoroki, he’s a bastard, and a traitor, don't let his media self fool you senpai, he’s full of shit, anyway, and he went to UA right? Right, and my best friend is currently at UA you see, which also makes him a traitor because we had agreed to go to the same hero school and he still choose UA, and even tho I told him to go, as did everybody by the way, so they are all traitors, he shouldn't have freaking gone to UA! And I feel like it’s completely UA’s fault, so what I’m saying is, we as the pride of Ketsubutsu should fight back! We should hurt their pride! Make them all regret and show our school’s superiority!” 

Shindo took in a big breath, blinked a few times and grabbed Izuku’s shoulders “What?” 

“What I’m saying is, we should prank UA” 

“..... Sure, what the hell” 

The fact that it was four am only didn't detour either of them from their goal, if anything it seemed to only fuel their spirits. 

So, at five am, only two hours before classes started, they arrived at UA’s gates, they didn't even think of what they were doing as breaking-and-entering, they thought of as doing a public service. 

It look a lot of paper, a lot of spray paint, and an enormous amount of glue that made them feel bad from the person they had stolen it all from.

But there they had it. A big spread out message between the H written ‘UA sUKs’ and spread out towards the toilet paper they had managed to throw at every tree they could see. 

“Does suck have a c in it?” 

“Fuck if I know” 

It was a work of art. 

Truly. 

Naturally they signed with Ketsubutsu’s logo and went back to sleep. 

Easy. 

Peasy. 

----

“BRO, did you see?! Someone from our school pranked UA!” Kirishima rushed at him with his phone opened in a news card. He paused on his tracks upon seeing Izuku’s sleepless face and expression. “Oh hell nah, tell me you didn't” 

“My daddy taught me not to lie” 

“BROO” 

“I KNOW BRO” 

“THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING BRO?” 

“I DON'T KNOW BRO! I WAS SLEEP DRUNK” 

“BROS!” The original bro suddenly yelled, “Did ya see the UA thing? It’s Wild man” 

“I KNOW BRO, MIDOBRO DID IT!” 

“BRO, YOU CALLED ME OUT” 

“No way brooo, you did it?”

“... Yeah”  

Suddenly their entire class turned at them yelling, some cheering, some reprimanding, either way, that was the state Oboro walked in the classroom.  

“Hush hush children” 

When they didn't he grabbed the first notebook he found and smashed hard against his table, it broke “not again..” he muttered, but the class had gone quiet at that point. 

“Sensei, Midoriya pranked UA” Their class rep said

“I am aware” He said nonchalant “How could you kiddo?” 

“Well I-” 

“How could you have not called me to do it with you????” 

“SENSEI!” The rep protested 

“Relax Sonkei, it was just a harmless prank” 

“So, I’m not in trouble?” 

“Oh hahaha you are, you and Shindo. Detention after school where you will both learn the thrill of respecting private property!” 

“yay.” 

“BUT” he clapped his hand “Before that we must all prepare for war!” 

“War, sensei?” the vice rep asked 

“Yes, we must be prepared for when UA retaliates!” 

“Would they really step that low?” The original bro asked 

“HAH, of course they would! Now! Onto the gym! I’m teaching you all ART.” 

----

Meanwhile at UA… 

“THE DISRESPECT!” 

“Mic, tone it down” 

“Ye hav’ta agree Nagant, it was a bold move” 

“NEDZU! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!”

“Oh, worry not, we will” They all felt chills in the way the rat simply walked from a dark spot into the light with tea in his hand and a face completely relaxed. 

A knock on the door took them all from their thoughts. 

Standing outside. 

Was the future. 

“Uh, sensei, you called us?” Mirio Togata, third year asked. 

“... Am I really supposed to be here?” Uraraka Ochako, first year, wondered. 

“If this is about the horrific attack this morning, then I already have SO MANY IDEAS” Bibimi Kenranzaki, third year, exclaimed. 

And with her exclamation Power Loader sighed and asked the Gogs why.

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Izuku had to stop himself from laughing when they arrived at school the next day and Oboro had started the day by grabbing as many students as he could and doing military grills. 

“Hey” Shindo greeted him 

“Hey.. we.. we started a war huh?” 

“Yep, I think this is going to be beautiful” 

“You are weird senpai” 

“Uuhuh, here” Shindo tossed him an orange juice, the box was red, and that seemed important for some reason “Give this to that friend of yours who’s always saying bro” 

“Akage?” 

“The other one” 

“Kirishima” 

“That’s the one, cya later Kohai!!” 

“ah, bye” 

He stared at the orange juice for a few seconds without really understanding what it meant and rushed towards Oboro, he found Kirishima standing out with his hair red and his face like death. It was a disturbing sight. 

“Ei!” 

“Sup man” 

“Damn, you look like hell, what happened to your hair?” 

“Yeah.. Let’s not.. talk about it”

“Kacchan is never let you live this down” 

“I am aware” 

“Well, it looks good on you, matches your radiant personality” 

“Aham.” 

“Well, here, Shindo-senpai asked me to give this to you” 

Upon receiving the box Kirishima looked like he had received a bomb. His eyes held fear. 

“Eiji?” 

“I think.. I’ve messed with a higher power… And.. There is no going back” 

“Bro. Same” 

“Bro.” 

“Bro.” 

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“EIJIRO KIRISHIMA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!” 

“Hah. HAh. HAHHAHAHAHA IT’S EVEN MORE SHITTY NOW” 

“This wasn't my choice.” 

Mina grabbed his shoulders and started rocking him back and forth “How come you didn't call me to help you???” 

“I didn't want this” 

“I feel betrayed, there is no coming back from this ya know!” 

“I.. I really didn't want this bro!!” 

“......... Oh no. You are infected.” 

“Oi, nerd, it was you that fucking attack wasn't it?” 

“Wah, Kacchan, you have no proof!” 

“HAH, fucking knew it, just wait for it nerd, it’s on” 

“OH, IT’S SO ON!” 

Suddenly he was being grabbed by Mina and Kirishima was let go to cry in a corner about his hair. 

“Izuku.” 

“Mina.” 

“How did the date go?” 

“I was stood up” 

“WHAT?” 

“I even took pictures of my suffering and devised a powerpoint of the highlights of being stood up” He grabbed his phone and started presenting “See, here is when the waitress took pity on me and gave me a free bubble-juice, here is me totally crying because I was completely devastated from this, here is me being kidnapped against my will..” 

“... I have a insomniac to kill” 

“I’m sorry, what?” 

“Don’t worry about it Izuchan, next time he’ll be there.” 

“It’s fine, I don’t need a set up and.. my.. [dramatic sniiiiiiiiiiiiif] my heart is FAR too broken from this” 

“Uhum, ya know what fixes a broken heart?” 

“Ice cream?” 

“No! A date! Next time he’ll show up, I promise you!” 

Meanwhile Izuku wondered internally If he should ask someone to fake date him in front of Mina.

“Oi, are we fucking sharing class content or not? I didn't come here to babble” 

“Kacchan is so mean since he’s entered the mean school” 

“You should see him in class Izuchan, he looked straight at a boy, within five minutes of class and asked if he had a shtick of his ass, I think he misses you both” 

“I DO FUCKING NOT”  

“He totally does” Izuku agreed “But it’s okay Kacchan, I’m here, even though you’ve betrayed and abandoned me.” 

“ARGHHHHH” 

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Mina Ashido and Bakugou Katsuki were seen by everyone in their class as wild animals that nobody understood. 

It just made no sense to them how someone like Mina, who was friendly to everyone,  who was NICE. Had befriended Bakugou who was objectively an asshole. 

It made no sense. 

And when asked about it by those who feared no death their answer would vary, to Sero, Mina had said they met first day of class and she almost blinded him so they became instant friends, to Kaminari, they had met in a gas station at three am and he kept going on and on about how he liked to freeze his brain because of some trauma reason, Uraraka was sure the two of them were cousins and she would die on that hill, Shinso had been told (despite not asking) that they were spies sent by the commission who met on the job. 

And even those who had been told something similar to the truth like Tsu and Jiro, or who already knew Bakugou from before like Momo still were in the dark about how they had actually bonded. 

In their eyes they had nothing in common. 

But the day that UA was pranked, that was when people started to understand. 

“Round cheeks, we want in” Bakugou had kindly said with a sneer on his face and an aggressive smack to her table. 

“In?” 

“We fuckin know the rat called you in because of the prank” 

“Please Urachan!” Mina uses puppy eyes “We know a few people who go in there, we just wanna make ‘em suffer a lil bit!” 

“Its.. Not really up to me but I’ll tell Nedzu-san you two want in” 

“That’s all we ask Urachan” 

“DA FUCK THAS ALL, YOU AIN’T ASKING CHEEKS, YOU DEMANDIN’” 

“Bakugou.” 

“................... fuckin… whatever, tell us when it’s happening” 

And just like that Bakugou stormed off and Uraraka had a glimpse of what might have caused their friendship to happen. Well, besides their being cousins of course, which really explained it all. 

“Good morning hooligans” Their teacher said, as she drank an entire jar of coffee in front of them “Aww, don’t look at me like that, that’s your future” 

“You haven't sat yet, you usually throw yourself at the chair before saying hi” 

“Very astute observation Yaoyorozu, no I haven't sat down because then I would have to get up. All of you, get changed, hero clothes, gym clothes, I don't care, we are going on a field trip meet me outside”

And with that she was out. 

The scary thing was that when they all arrived at the busses she was drinking yet another jar of coffee. Not a mug, not a cup, an entire jar. 

“Sensei.. That can’t be healthy” Momo said upon passing her 

“What’s not healthy is your feeding methods” 

“...” 

“That’s what I thought” 

“I am usually honest, so I’ll be blunt, kero , Ashido-chan, why have you told everyone a different story about you and Bakugou-kun?” 

Slowly all the eyes turned to Mina, who smiled and shrugged 

“Dude, she just enjoys fucking with us” Kaminari said 

“Didn't even take us to dinner first” Sero said as he clinged on Shinso’s arm “I feel abused” 

Shinso rolled is eyes and slowly removed Sero from his person 

“Perhaps they are secretly dating and do not wish for us to meddle in their lives” Momo said adding fuel to the fire 

“Ew” Was Bakugou’s immediate response, Uraraka added a point to her ‘cousin things’ tally

“Sorry hun, Blasty is too gay for that” 

“CALLED IT” Kaminari yelled after a beat of silence 

“YOU WANNA DIE PIKACHU WANNABE?” 

“Uh-” 

“Hooligans, we are here” 

“Universal studio japan?” Denki asked upon seeing the sign quickly diverting the attention for the murder about to happen

“Unforeseen simulation joint” Kaina corrected. 

“Sounds fancy” 

Welp, if they followed her or not wasn't her problem, she simply entered the place leaving her class behind. 

“OHMYGOSH, THAT’S THE SPACE HERO THIRTEEN!” 

“haha, indeed” 

“omygosh, i just fangirled in front of her” 

“Don’t worry child, I get that a lot, but let me just say I’m honored to teach you all today and before we start I like to say a few words about quirks-” 

“How did Uraraka’s face get even redder?” Jiro questioned quietly to herself 

“A mystery of nature” Tokoyami answered 

“-And that’s why you shouldn't depend only on your quirk, but enough of this depressing but harsh truth, today you are all here to learn some rescue training, behind me are several zones-” 

“Is it rude to ask for a teacher’s autograph?” Ochako wondered to herself

“No, but it is rude to talk over them.” Iida answered chopping the air

“Hm, you just did it too” 

“Well but it was to reprimand you” 

“Just did it again” 

Iida physically gasped flabbergasted “That’s, it was not-” 

“Aaaand again” 

“I’ll let Lady Nagant take it from here” 

“Right, let’s start with fire then” 

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Kirishima wasn't one to arrive to class late. 

And yet, he arrived to class late. 

He arrived to class late looking like an abstract painting. 

“You look like crap” 

“I met a Todoroki” 

“Is that why you look like crap?” 

“No, Nakagame-senpai is why I look like crap, the Todoroki is why the feeling hasn't faded” He tossed himself onto his seat and slumped

“What even happened?” 

“Nakagame kidnapped me as soon as I arrived, made me act like Mario I.. Bro, I jumped so much before getting here, anyway on the way here I saw Clouds-sensei talking with another teacher, don't know who they are but Todoroki Shoto was standing next to them, and then. I. Was. Shot.” 

“Wah?” 

“By a tank. A full on tank bro. That shot me with paint”  

Izuku started giggling “I see” 

“No, this is not funny, don’t laugh, I’m never recovering from this” 

“KIRISHIMA, I SAW YOU, YOU GOOD?” Their teacher yelled, he looked and sounded like he had rushed there 

“No.” 

“Good” 

And then their teacher was gone again. 

“Shouldn't you take a shower or something?” 

“And wear what clothes bro? Gym clothes for the rest of the day?” 

“Yeah?” 

….

“Be right back bro” 

And when he did return it was wearing his gym clothes. No one could fault him. No one could say anything. 

“Alright kiddos!” Clouds did a little spin as he officially walked in “Hero training class, lesgoo lesgoo, why aren't you all changed like Kirishima-kun? Lesgo lesgo lesgoo”

“We have english now Clouds-sensei” Sonkei, their rep said

Her attempts however were futile 

“Not anymore you don’t, lesgo!!!” 

Was their homeroom teacher kidnapping them? 

He absolutely was. 

This was proven because when their English teacher arrived at their class and met with an empty classroom and all she found was a message on the white board from the class. Her curses are still being talked to these days as legends. 

But alas, her cursing actually lasted for two seconds until realizing this meant she could do the same to him. 

And then she realized she had nothing to do for fifty minutes, the possibilities of what to do with that time were endless! She could think of future activities, plan ahead for the other classes..

But in the end.. She opened tiktok. 

Her fifty minutes were spent in vain. 

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Upon arriving at the gym Sir Nighteye stood there with an impassive look on his face, there were several reactions some excited some flabbergasted by his presence, there was one reaction that stood out from the rest tho, and that came from our dear protagonist who upon seeing Mirai exclaimed “Oh hell nah!” And tried to walk away. 

Kirishima the traitor, was the one to hold him. 

“Oh ya class, we have a special guest today! He’s going to teach ya’ll about strategy and how improve your quirks!” 

“Yes, from what Clouds told me there is plenty room for improvement, now I’ll be separating you all in pairs, you’ll duel and then I’ll breakdown everything you done wrong and right, from there we will start the individual trainings, none of you are leaving here before coming up with several new ways of using your abilities. As soon as I call your name you are to stand forward, Midoriya Izuku”

Izuku stepped forward looking like this was the day he died. 

“You will not be participating in this since I already know what I need from you” 

“This is targeting” 

“Objectively speaking, yes.” He suddenly tied Izuku’s hands at his back 

“HEY” 

“Go over to that training corner and beat the dummies 110 times without using your hands.” 

Izuku looked extremely confused 

“The oaf only taught you how to punch, you’ll die If you lose your arms. Now don’t question me child. Go” 

“TARGETING” 

“You’ll get over it” He fixed his glasses “Now, where were we? Ah yes, Mori Denwa and Sekken Haito, you are up. I’d like for all of you to analyze your classmates' movements while you wait your turn. There will be a quiz later.”

Sir Nighteye loved quizzes!

The class however did not. 

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The precedent had been set. 

When Midoriya appeared at Shindo Yo’s dorm at four am he had set the precedent for Yo to do the same with him. 

So really, he shouldn't have been mad, or even surprised when his senpai appeared in his room at three am and put a blindfold around his eyes. 

How his senior even knew where he lived was beyond him, however despite his complaints he was obligated to oblige “We have a deal remember?” 

“Right” 

“Right. Come on Midoriya, the night’s young and we have much to do!” 

Izuku was honestly terrified. 

Would Shindo really be the cause of his loss of virginity? Why had his senior blindfolded him? Where was he being taken? Why was he enjoying this?????

“You know you mutter right?” 

“.......................................” 

“Heh, I could eat ya up Midoriya” 

“...............” 

He was slowly turning into goo. His soul had completely left his body. Why couldn't they just arrive wherever Shindo was taking him already??? 

They boarded a train at some point and Izuku isn't proud to say he fell asleep. 

He was awakened by having freezing water poured on him. “GAH” 

“Midobro?” He heard from his right. 

He was instantly relieved. Especially when the blindfold was taken off and he found they were at Ketsubutsu’s field.. at three am.. Partially naked… dripping wet, in front of his seniors. 

Once again, his face turned into a pepper. “Se-senpai what is this? Why are we here?” 

“Glad you asked!” It wasn't Shindo who answered, no, it was Tatami. “Throughout the course of the week you all have been tested by our members and proven yourselves to be worthy of joining our club” 

“Ketsubutsu has clubs?” Another half naked soul asked 

“Not officially but there are secret ones!”

“Lucky for you, we are the most sought out” The girl who said that last part seemed older than them all, so he just presumed she was a third year. “They know us as the death brigade” 

“... Isn't that just from Gilmore girls?” Kiri asked 

“.... No comment” 

“So yes” 

“To prove you are worthy of joining us, you’ll have five minutes to go up to the headmaster’s office and steal something from it” 

“What if I don't want to join?” Izuku asked

Shindo smirked at him “You can just walk away but.. You desperately do, don’t you Midoriya?” 

Ominous, ominous, he really did not like the way Shindo spoke like he knew him, because he definitely didn't. 

“So, you dyeing my hair, the whole marathon I had to run because someone had stolen your favorite book, the torture, it was all.. a test?” 

“Hihi, and you passed Kiri-kun! You all did” Tatami said as she opened her arms and made a swirl. 

“brooo” 

This was an angry clenched bro. For those not versed in the art of ‘bro’ it might have been seen like all the others, however there were layers to the ‘bros’ that only the most sophisticated people get. 

“How do you even know If what we stole is from the principal’s office or not? What If I got a simple pen? She definitely has one of those there and I could find one anywhere” Izuku asked 

“Good question. Makima here can sniff the principal’s scent from whatever ya’ll bring us” 

“Great, also why are we half naked?”

“You’ll have thirty minutes starting now.”

“Fucker” 

 “Go” 

As Izuku stood Kirishima grabbed his arm. “Are we really doing this bro?” 

“Hell yeah bro”

“Sweet” 

Just six half naked people, running together and laughing at school as they thought of ways to enter the principal’s office without sounding any alarms. 

And then when they inevitably sounded the alarm (because they were just kids who had literally just started training) they became six naked people desperately running away united by the statue they had collectively stolen. 

Then they heard the telltale of wings and a giant shadow covered them all, they took cover under the field’s seat and couldn't help the giggles that escaped them. 

Three minutes later they took off towards their seniors, if they were caught, they would all be caught at least. 

Robes were tossed onto them as someone yelled something about secondary locations and they were ushered inside a van. 

This was the most strange kidnapping they had all partaken yet. 

It didn't take long to get to the secondary location and when they did a literal cult ritual started, Izuku couldn't help but compare the experience both with what he knew of the cult of Dionysus and what Clouds had made them go through on the first day. 

Either way, in two weeks of studying there he had been initiated in two different cults, Ketsubutsu really was something else. 

Next day in class Izuku and Eijiro looked at each other and giggled they had a secret now. 

The idea of that was thrilling. 

A secret group with a secret discord server and secret meetings, secret training, secret everything. 

But enough of that. 

Clouds as the attention seeking idiot he was, marched inside the classroom fully clothed in military patterns and saluted them all. 

“ATTENTION!”

“Morning Clouds uwu!” One of their classmates said, how she actually managed to say the uwu is a mystery to us all. 

“This is the part where you all salute me back” 

Some people did, some didn't, overall he accepted the results. 

“Class, today we are receiving very special guests here”  

In walked some soldiers who looked either amused or like they’d rather be anywhere but there. Oboro stared at one of them a little too long. 

“Today’s lesson is theoretical and practical warfare, for now, our lovely guests will be explaining to you all how to strategy, afterwards we will be doing a mockup battle royale, the last survivor gets an extra score in all classes, now pay attention to what our lovely guests have to say!” 

Izuku raised his hand “Can you say that again, teach? Your drooling over that guy was in the way of me paying attention” 

Oboro tossed a pen on him for that. 

Izuku giggled. 

----

Tenko was NOT having a good day. 

That seemed to be a regular occurrence to him, especially since most of the time it involved Toya freaking Todoroki in some way. 

And today was not an exception. 

“Come onnn Tenko! I know you love them!” 

“But I hate you so it’s just not worth it” 

“Bunny” Tenko physically gagged at Toya calling him that, he bent over and pretended to vomit “Bhah that hurts” 

“Why are you laughing then you fucker?” 

“Me? Laughing? When? Anyway, bunny, is your hate for me really bigger than your love for this band?” 

“Yes” 

“I’m so honored, but still, come onnnn, I got these tickets just for us” 

“Leave me alone” 

“I know you want them” Toya waved them in front of Tenko’s face 

He was such a bother, honestly why did he exist? 

Tenko tried to avoid looking at Toya’s face instead choosing to look at the side, and upon looking he saw there was a man with his quirk flared on about to shoot Toya like he was Thor and kill him. 

So he panicked and did the first thing he thought, which was pushing Toya out of the way, the electricity that came from the man’s quirk would have hit him if he hadn't, so instead it hit Tenko.

Great. So great. Amazing. He was so pleased with himself. Truly. Believe me. Why don’t you? 

“You.. you saved me” Toya looked at Tenko with awe and a little mischief “My hero” 

If Tenko wasn't on the ground shaking pretty much dying he would have kicked him or trying to kill him, however he found himself currently dying because of the bastard, so all he could do was watch with half lidded eyes and a lot of colors and woozy things flying around Toya as the bastard took the villain down, he passed out at some point. 

And woke up in a hospital with Yagi smiling down at him all proud. 

It made him disgusted. 

“My boy! You saved someone!” 

“ughh” 

“He really did!” Toya agreed 

“I failed as a parent again” Hisashi said, looking gloomy at the corner of the room. 

“He’s like, my personal hero” 

“Shut up, my body just moved before I could think” 

Yagi could cry, no, scratch that, he did cry “My boy” then he hugged Tenko “That’s what makes a true hero!” 

“Shut up!!!” 

“I’m so proud!! I know you’ve passed the age, but it’s not too late, I could train you personally and help you get your license”

“Get.. off. me” 

“I knew my influence meant something to you” 

He shot Toya a dirty look as Yagi finally stepped away. 

Toya smiled “You can have the tickets and take someone you actually want” 

“What?” 

“You saved my life bunny” 

Toya suddenly felt an aura of murder coming from Hisashi. 

“Don’t fucking call me that ya freak” 

“It’s the least I could do” He continued, ignoring the freak comment “So, take them, I’m sure you’ll find someone else to go with you” He handed Tenko the tickets “Well, I should go, bye Sir Midoriya, it was a pleasure to see you again”

“If you wish your hand intact then you will leave” 

Toya didn't need anything else to be said to rush out. Meanwhile Tenko sighed “Really son, of all the people you could’ve chosen, that's the one you chose?” 

“I didn't fucking choose anything” He stared at the tickets “I actually hate him, he’s the clingy one, a bastard, I don't even fucking know what he wants with me besides annoying me”  

“Oh my boy, I thought it was quite obvious he’s infatuated with you” 

“Fuck off you are just messing with me”

“Well, either way, what were you thinking tossing yourself in front of the attack like that?” His dad had his arms crossed as he asked

“I wasn't” 

“Clearly!” 

“Don’t you realize what this means Ashy? Tenko’s hero side emerged!!” 

Hisashi pinched the bridge of his nose “He’s not Nana Yagi” 

“I know that! But clearly her genes-” 

“Stop with the nonsense old man” Tenko waved him off “And leave my grandma out of this, I just wasn't thinking, the idiot hadn't seen the attack and I wasn't about to let him die just because he’s a pain in the ass, I didn't expect to take the brunt of it, but I’ve learnt, I won’t fucking do it again” 

“My boy” Yagi patted him “There is nothing wrong with having hero instincts” 

“Yes there fucking is, I’m supposed to be the sane one, besides I don’t fucking want that”

“Perhaps I should kill that boy” Hisashi mused “If he’s been making trouble for you” 

Tenko’s glare spoke volumes “I know you are kidding, but don’t” 

Hisashi couldn't help but sigh “I blame this on you Yagi, you’ve ruined my sweet boy, he would have never protected a nuisance before”  

“I really could train you Tenko, help you be a hero” 

“Alright, fuck off, both of you” 

“But-” 

“OUT” 

Hisashi snickered and patted Yagi’s downcast face as they both left. 

He thought it would be the end of it. 

It wasn't. 

On the way home Hisashi spotted an old man and pointed at him “Are you feeling sudden instincts to help that man cross the street?” 

“No” 

At dinner his mother smiled sweetly at him and asked “Dearie, would you mind finding Miss Kiara’s cat before dinner? I heard she’s lost her cat and since you suddenly got this urge to help people I figured-” 

“Fuck off” 

On his way to college, Toya found him and asked if he wanted to go on patrol with him. 

On the way back home Sir Nighteye appeared and asked if he wanted to help with a case of a lost glowing rabbit. 

On his bed he found a drawing of him wearing some ridiculous clothing with his brother’s signature on it and above written ‘Hero’s clothes’ 

It all got worse on the fourth day when he was going home back from college and he stopped a girl from being hit by truck-kun by preventing her from crossing the street (And somewhere in another world a villainess awoke as herself and not with some stranger in her body). Because his luck was shitty, Toya saw it. 

“Tenko.. Oh my Gog you are such a softie” 

“And you are such a stalker, fuck off” 

“You should have let me die” The girl whispered quietly and walked away to never be seen again. 

Of course, Tenko heard it and sighed as he turned to Toya “Why are you always here when I come back home?” 

“Do you really don’t know?” 

“Would I be fucking asking you If I did?” 

“This is my route bunny, ya know, how heroes have rounds they have to do everyday at the same place to keep that place safe? This is my place, so technically ya know this means the stalker is you right?” 

It was horrifying information. 

“But don’t worry, I’ll forgive you for stalking me if you invite me to go to the concert with you” 

“Can’t”

“Why?” 

“Already invited my brother” 

And then he left a gaping Toya behind, his gaping however quickly turned into a smile. 

The thing about brothers, Is that there is always a way to bribe them. 

And Izuku wasn't an exception. 

Now, Toya won’t say he was an expert on what the boy wanted or felt, however the two were pretty solid, they had fun together, they knew each other’s ticks. 

He owed the kid a lot for how his life turned out.. And they both ticked the same way. 

Yeah, he knew how to convince Izuku.

And just as he thought it wasn't hard. 

------------

“Shindo-senpai” Midoriya shook him “Shindo-senpai wake up” 

“hh, what time is it?” 

“Time for trouble” 

“What” 

“And make it double. Do you want to work for Hawks?” 

Shindo finally sat up on his bed and stared at his kohai “Sure? He’s the number three” 

“Then I know how” 

“Just like that?” 

“Just like that” 

“And what do we gotta do?” 

“Just cause a little mischief” 

“Just like that?” 

“Hihi, just like that” 

“What do you get out of it? 

“Don’t worry about it” 

“I’m gonna regret this aren't I?” 

“Only one way to find out :3, shall we go?” 

He sighed and smiled “Right behind ya” 

----

Extra: 

“Barkugo” Uraraka called him “We are doing it today” 

“Ooooooooo they are doing ittttt!” Denki Kaminari, shameless teen, yelled loudly. 

“NOT THAT KAMINARI” Uraraka, thrower of deadly erasers, exclaimed as she attacked him with an eraser. K.O.

“DA FUCK YOU CALLED ME?!” 

“We will meet up here at midnight” 

“Ooooooo that’s past your bedtimeeeeee!” Mina, soon to be murdered by explosions, said

“Bakugou has a bedtime?” Sero Hanta, soon to be dead, asked. 

“Yeah he does! Nine pm EVERY niGHT!” 

“I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!”

“WIll you thoooo?????? You’ll be asleep at the time I’ll be available to die, sorry, we're gonna have to reschedule my dying”

“YOU FUCKER-” 

“Children, no fighting in my classroom” 

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Tenko had never felt more betrayed than at that very moment. 

“Why that face bunny?” 

“I’m gonna kill him.” 

Why, why was Toya standing in front of him waiting where his brother told them to meet?????? 

“Don’t do that, my bribery will have been wasted If you do” 

“He’s fuckin dead” 

“Well, kill him after the concert”

“No, I’m not going with you” 

“Aw, come on Tenko, I dressed up and everything” He did a twirl 

“You look like an emo” 

“Indeed, so, let's go?”  

“No” 

“I like this band too” 

“..... I don't care” 

“Tenko~~” He grabbed his hands and looked deep into his eyes 

“What are you doing?” 

“Come on~~ Come to this concert with me~” 

“Why are you so freaking strong, let go of me!” 

“I’ll kiss you right now If you don’t” 

“This is harassment” 

Their faces started getting closer.. and closer.. Toya closed his eyes 

“FINE YOU CAN GO!” 

The bastard smiled “I let go of your hand two minutes ago, you could have pushed me at any time” 

“I hate you” 

“I can live with that, lesgoooo!” 

They took the train there and it was a nightmare, it was the most crowded the train had ever been, he was pushed and shoved, smelled nasty armpits, it was awful, especially when Toya hugged him close and there was nothing he could do. 

“What are you doing?” 

“We don’t want us to get lost do we?” 

“Talk for yourself” 

“Well, you got my tickets, so call this self preservation” 

“I’ll call it harassment.” 

When they arrived at their stop they were obligated to hold hands as they tried to not get swept away by everyone, and then it was another hour in line to get in having to make small talk.. Well, Toya talked, Tenko just stood there quietly and imagined himself strangling his brother. 

When they finally got in they were guided to the VIP area, free access to everything and Tenko shouldn't be impressed because he was also rich, he could have gotten these tickets himself if he wanted but he hadn't thought of it.. Toya did.. 

Then the show started. 

Why? 

Why?

Why was he having fun? 

Tenko shouldn't be having fun. Toya was a bastard. 

He shouldn't be having fun. So why the hell was he having fun? He couldn't stop smiling, he had lost control of his body as the two screamed the lyrics together, danced together, had fun together. 

Why? 

The VIP area had games, drinks, a comfy area for them to relax if the noise got too much, it was thoughtful..  

Why?

They spent half the time there half the time dancing near the stage 

Why? 

WHY WAS IT SO FUN TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM???!! 

It was the best night of their lives. 

And he spent it with a Todoroki. 

He was disgusted with himself. 

It was all he could think of back at his home lying on the bed staring at his ceiling. It shouldn't be fun. It shouldn't. He should have had a terrible time. 

Why didn't he? 

Fuck, he needed help understanding. 

It was four thirty am but he barged into Izuku's room to shake him awake, except.. he wasn't there. 

He found his smile stretching beyond his face, his brother was so. So. SO DEAD. “MOOOOOOOOM, DAAAAAAAAAAD IZUKU’S MISSING!” 

------

Shindo couldn't stop staring incredulously at Izuku’s face. “How the fuck is this supposed to help me work under him?” 

“Have a little faith senpai” 

“Oh, I have faith” He spoke in quietly rushed tones “I have all the faith I just don’t see how stealing from the number three is going to result in me working for him” 

“Did you forget the donut?” 

Shindo sighed “No, I didn't forget the donut”

“And the coupon” 

“All here” 

“Then that’s your answer, he loves donuts, by stealing we catch his eyes, by leaving these things we catch his heart, an informant said the way to his heart is his belly”

“That’s usually what moms say” 

“Really? Mine said she won over my dad by kicking his balls, and then she like, pulled his organs as a way to kill him with her quirk and when that wasn't enough she stabbed him and-”

“Your mom’s fucked up” 

“She was a villain Shindo-kun, but anyway-”

“Wait, what?” 

“We just have to be quick and-” 

“Are you two seriously trying to break into my agency?” 

Well, shit. 

“No?” 

“Is that a question brat?” 

“Mister Hawks, sir” Shindo bowed “I’m a huge fan!” 

“I can see that” The hero crossed his arms and smirked at them “So, do you often show your admiration by breaking in places?” 

“Well, we did bre-” Before Izuku could finish the sentence Shindo covered his mouth 

“Don’t answer that” 

“Right” 

Oof, Hawks had raised an eyebrow at them. 

“Uh, we have donuts! For you!” Izuku said, and extended Shindo’s arm so the hero could see the goods. 

“You think I’m weak to bribery?” 

“We also have a coupon to popeyes, more specifically the fried chicken bucket special” 

Hawks didn't even blink he simply took the things and smiled friendly “So! What did my favorite fans planned to get by breaking in?” 

“Your attention mostly” Shindo said “I’m a hero in training and well, I would really like to intern under you” 

“So, your plan for that was to.. break in. and.. steal something from me?” 

“Don’t forget the bribery” Izuku said “We were also gonna bribe you” 

It took a few seconds for Hawks to consider everything, then he smiled “Ya know what, I like your guts, here’s my personal number, hit me up tomorrow and we will see about getting you an internship” 

Shindo could hardly believe what he was listening to.. Midoriya’s horrible, terrible, ridiculous plan actually… worked? 

Oh fuck, he was going to have a life debt with the brat wasn't he? 

“What about you, brat? What did you want out of this?” 

Izuku smiled sweetly “Hm? Nothing, I am simply a good friend” 

“Yeah, I don’t buy that” 

“Well..” 

“I won’t give him the job If you don’t tell me” 

Izuku pouted and then sighed “I was going to steal your limited edition signed Mirko poster that Toya told me you had”

“Toya huh?” 

“Uhum” 

“Also I was going to burn all and any sort of Endeavor merch I founded, and any Scorch merch, honestly, anything related to the Todoroki’s I planned on ruining”  

“... Alright, you are going into the timeout corner” 

“WHAT” 

“Pff” 

“WAIT, I HAVE INFO ON TOYA THAT YOU CAN USE AGAINST HIM” 

“Oh?” 

“He’s like, totally in love with my brother, Tenko is his name, also he has a pepper tattoo on his ass with it written bellow ‘Suction Vacuum’”

Shindo looked at him a little disturbed by the last one “How da fuck do you know that?” 

“Please don't make me relive my trauma by telling the story senpai”  

Hawks smiled extremely genuine “Can ya give more stuff like this every week?”

“Yup! I have years of blackmail over him in my brain.. And phone!” 

“Now that’s something we don’t hear everyday, aight we can work ourselves a deal, for a weekly dump of information like this I’ll give you the poster and! I won’t put you in the timeout corner, but, I still have to take you in the station, All Might’s put on a high level missing alert for ya” 

“Damnit! But at the same time SWEET!” 

“Didn't know you were a Mirko fan Midoriya” Shindo said 

“I’m everyone’s fan senpai.. Except anyone Endeavor related, those can die.”  

“You are such a freaking nerd” 

“Yup”

“Anyway uh, what about me Mister Hawks, uh, sir?” Shindo asked, despite his nervous show he seemed pretty amused by Izuku’s predicament 

“Oh yeah, I don’t care, you can go” He waved him off as he got near Izuku, in a quite threatening way “Ready to go kid?”  

“No..” 

“Sucks to suck” 

The only way to describe what happened is: YEEEET. 

-----

“WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?” 

“Woah dad, you okay? I don’t think yelling like that is good for your blood pressure” 

“GOOD FOR MY-” 

“Let’s all calm down” Yagi said getting between the two “Izuku’s fine, see, look, no injuries” He turned back at him “No injuries right?” 

“Right, I’m all good” 

“See, he’s fine Hisashi, completely fine, there is no need to get stressed over it” 

“NIGHTS ARE FOR SLEEPING!” Hisashi yelled “NOT SNEAKING AROUND” 

“I wasn't sneaking around! If I was I wouldn't have gotten caught”

“GAH You are worse than your mother” 

“I’ll take that as a compliment” 

“Don’t.” 

“Too late” 

“... You’re grounded.” 

“Pff, you can’t ground me” 

“Watch me.”

“Ya know, research says that grounding children doesn't really work as a way to make them stop doing something, it just causes them to feel hate. Therefore, the best way to actually prevent me from doing this again is by talking to me and compromising, of course, if finding a compromise is too difficult for your small minded brain dear father then I suppose you’d react with these archaic and stupid methods” 

Hisashi blinked

Izuku smiled innocently 

Yagi laughed and smacked Hisashi’s back “He got you there old man” 

That caused Hisashi to sigh and rub his face “Fine, let’s compromise, what do you want, little demon?” 

“First of all, rude, secondly I want lots of things, like, for example should this happen again I don’t want to hear it” 

“It’s unsafe” 

“Dad palease” He had his hands on his waist and all “Uncle taught me how to kill people with just a flick of my fingers” 

“That’s really not why I taught you that my boy” 

“Shush Uncle, negotiations are in order”

“I see your point, however as a parent it’s my duty to worry over you” 

“What would make you feel fine about me doing nightly activities?” 

“Information. To be woken up and find out you were missing was terrifying. I thought you were hurt, kidnapped, dead, you gave me a heart attack Izu” 

“Fine, then what If I send you updates about my whereabouts hourly and warn you when I’m leaving?” 

“Share your location at all times too” 

“Fine, do we have a deal?” 

“The second you get hurt you stop leaving the house during the nights” 

“Fine” 

“Fine” 

Yagi smiled “I’m so proud of you both” 

“Shut up uncle” “Sush Yagi” 

----

“Borinnnnng, can’t believe you ended up with permission to leave” Tenko complained as he heard the full story

“I’m just a better diplomat than you’ll ever be” 

“Should have chosen that instead of being a hero” 

“How did you say? Booooring” 

“It’s the n ya gotta prolong” he flicked Izuku’s head “Idiot” 

“Asshole” Izuku flicked him back

“Shit head” Tenko slapped his hand

“Literal pile of garbage” Izuku stepped on his foot

“Horse turd” Tenko pushed him

“ADOPTED” Izuku punched his guts 

“I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU” 

Izuku started running. “HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH TRY ME BITCH” 

“Boys.” Inko shook her head at them “No killing each other.” 

“But mooom!” “He’s started it!!” 

“I don’t care. Just stop” 

“Fine” Izuku smirked and grabbed his phone. 

Tenko narrowed his eyes “Why that face? I don’t trust that face, what are you doing?” 

“None of your business” 

“Izuku, is that Hawks’ number?”

“Heh… Hehe” 

“Izuku, are you fucking.. I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU BRAT” 

“MOM SAYS YOU CAN’T”

Chapter Text

Tenko had a new mantra. 

It went: 

Izuku’s dead, Izuku’s dead, he will die, the fucking bastard~ Izuku’s dead, Izuku’s dead, I’ll kill him slowly~ Izuku’s dead, Izuku’s dead, first the toes up to the head~ Izuku’s dead, Izuku’s dead, his screams will be music to ears. 

The reason for that lovely song/mantra to be in his mind at 7 am on a Thursday was that his brother was a son of a bitch. A bitch named Inko that had raised them both to swell in psychological warfare. 

But despite Izuku being on his permanent death list, the reason for his divine mood was that now he had not only ONE annoying hero trailing after him. 

But TWO. 

Because his brother, his lovely brother, his dearest brother had told fucking HAWKS that Tenko had a crush on him, which HE DID NOT. He had the furthest from a crush, he held contempt and anger and honestly he just wanted all heroes to disappear at this point. 

“Aw, want me to wipe that pout with a kiss?” Hawks had said 

“Hey, why da fuck are you here?” Toya asked darkly “Shooo. This is my hero zone” 

“Thought you might want the backup, and also, I wanted to talk with this little cutie here” He tried to play with Tenko’s hair, keyword tried because Toya physically hit him. 

“Did you.. Did you slap me?” 

Toya smiled “No backup needed, get out of here!” 

“No thank you! 

“I insist” 

Meanwhile Tenko fled. Simple as that, leave the two fighting for whatever reason and let him just go to his classes and live his normal, uneventful life.  

Besides, Tenko was pretty much not in the mood to look at Todoroki’s face at the moment, everytime he did he remembered the two having fun and that was just unthinkable. 

Somehow he managed to get to class, finally he’d be able to have a nice day without any other human interaction outside his family. 

“I’m assigning you all a group project” 

Wait. No. That.. That should be illegal. 

Who the fuck is he grouping with????

He looked around the room. 

Groups started forming around him, friends started joining in together. 

And Tenko started to panic. 

Shit, he should have listened to Yagi and made some friends. 

In utter defeat he walked towards the teacher’s desk “Uh, can I do it alone? I didn't find a group” 

“Nope, groups of four minimus and five max, based on the total of people here there will be six groups formed” 

“I promise you I can do it fine on my own” 

“It’s the directorial rules, students can’t be alone for this one.” 

“ughhhhhhhhhhh” 

He turned around and bumped into some nerd as he did, granted, he was also a nerd, but details. “Can you fucking move?” 

The chick fixed her glasses and looked into his soul. “Hey rude guy, need a group?” 

“............... What?” 

“Great, so do I, the name’s Taty Iida, I’m sure we will get along great”

“I doubt it” 

------

Shock was coursing through every Ketsubutsu’s students that had already arrived at school. Their school. 

Their amazing school. 

Their beautiful campus. 

Had been destroyed. 

Well, not literally destroyed, that would imply a Villain attack or an earthly accident, but no. It was something worse than both. UA had counter attacked, and they were ruthless. Graffiti at places it shouldn't even be humanly possible to access, flags spreaded around everywhere with UA’s logo on it, derogatory phrases everywhere, and the creme de la creme. 

A giant hologram of Nedzu laughing continuously that they still hadn't found a way of turning off or destroying. 

It was incredible in a way. 

It seemed they were all in a trance as they walked in, even Izuku stood amongst those unable to walk upon witnessing the grandiose attack UA had made, Oboro would need to amp his strategies. 

But it’s always in times of despair and hopelessness that heroes are made. 

In this case, Shoto Todoroki upon hearing that laughter did what everyone else could not. He with one step created an entire glacier that completely broke the gigantic hologram. 

He was their hero. 

Their savior. 

And he should really, really run because Oboro was looking at him like the Portuguese looked at Brazil’s Gold. 

He would not rest until he had exploited that boy to his bones. 

Shoto Todoroki had made a terrible mistake that day. 

And the war was officially upon them. 

Hopelessness turned to determination. 

----

“YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!” Katsuki exclaimed upon arriving at UA a day after their attack. 

He would give them this, Ketsubutsu was fast. 

The entire school was covered in ice and sculptures of dragons resembling their principal. 

“All fire users please start melting the ice, I’m sure we will resolve this quickly if we work together” Nedzu’s voice filled their ears through a megaphone. “I repeat, all fire users please melt the ice!” 

As the students worked Nedzu smiled. 

This would be more fun than he had expected it. 

---

“Should we assign guards at night?” Oboro questioned out loud. 

“.. I’m this close to killing you Clouds” The principal said. 

Ketsubutsu was on fire. 

Well, nothing was being burnt, it was more of a cosmetic thing, but it was still disconcerting to arrive at school and see it all on fire, a fire that if one were to focus on it enough, it would show replayed images of a mouse beheading a dragon. 

“We gotta give it to them, they are ballsy” 

“Clouds.” 

“What?” 

“Hit them where it hurts.” 

“Of course boss!” 

Shoto Todoroki arrived at school and sighed, he would just become a human fire extinguisher wouldn't he? 

“Heyo, you look miserable” 

“Hello Midori-. You are not Midoriya.” 

“Nope, the name’s Shindo, Yo Shindo, I’m a hero course student and-” 

“No thank you.” 

With that Shoto walked away and started putting out the fire. 

Shindo was extremely confused and amused at the same time, it really solidified a little that, that kid, would fit in their club. 

----

The

Precedent

Had

Been

Set. 

“Senpai..” Izuku groaned as he was rudely awakened “How the fuck do you know where I live?” 

“It’s in your file” 

“... Did you steal the school’s files?” 

“Of course not. Anyway, up up, we are doing a steak out” 

“What” 

“Don’t you want to catch those UA assholes in the act?” 

Izuku sighed and rolled in bed “I guess” 

“Then let’s go, the night is young and we have our school pride to protect!” 

“Fine, let’s just change clothes and warn my dad” 

“Nerd” 

“Yep” 

A few hours later (In sponge Bob’s narrator voice) 

“Senpai” 

They stood in front of a forest. 

“This isn't Ketsubutsu” 

“Indeed” 

“This is a forest” 

“Very astute of you” 

“What the hell are we doing here?” 

“It’s obvious isn't it? We are camping” 

“Senpai, it’s three am.” 

“And?” 

“Why the hell are we camping at three am???????” 

“Tradition my young Padawan, tradition, now come on, hurry up, the others are waiting” 

Izuku at that moment couldn't decide if he hated or loved his life. 

At the second bug bite he would decide it was hate he felt. But at least Kirishima was there! “Hey, Midobro” 

“Bro!!!”

“I always get emotional watching you two interacting” Tatami said jokingly  

“You wouldn't understand” Kirishima said as he brought Izuku down and hugged him like a plushie 

“Yeah Tatami, their bond goes beyond our mortal comprehension” Shindo joked as he set the bag with their things down. “That’s why I hate to interrupt it but chop chop, kohai, set up my tent” 

Izuku sighed, rolled his eyes, and died a little on Kiri’s lap. Kiri in return patted his head “It’s not that bad bro, I had to do it too” 

That only made him hug Kirishima’s neck harder, Tatami laughed at their antics “But you are all strong and buffy” 

Kiri’s reaction can only be described by this face: ._. 

“I’ve seen you punch with enough strength to change the weather bro” He patted Izuku’s head twice “I’m sure this will be no problem to you” 

“Come onnn kohai, quit stalling, we don’t have all night and my sleeping comfortably depends on you.” Shindo whined. Physically whined, honestly he and whining did not match the same construct Izuku had of his person in his mind. 

That was too much for his poor brain, so finally, Izuku grunted, stood up and started assembling the tent. “Last time I did this I was like.. Six” 

“I’m sure the muscle memory is in there somewhere” Shindo said as he poked Izuku’s arm with a stick. 

“Alright, I got the fire done” Another of the first years said, she was in class B. Lucky she, who didn't have to deal with Cloud’s mood swings. 

“Nicely done Kohai” Makima, that third year who could sniff things (don’t ask me), praised “Now you won’t all freeze to death!”

The tent was extremely unstable, but still as soon as Izuku finished building it Shindo went inside to sleep. 

It didn't fit two people. What the hell was his audacity???

That was when Kirishima patted his shoulder. “Yeah bro, the tents are for our senpais, we are sleeping outside” 

“In the freaking cold?!” 

“Yeah” Kiri rubbed his own arm. “But we can sleep together? That way our bodies will heat each other” 

“Do we at least get blankets?” 

“No..” 

“Fuck this, I’m getting what we deserve from that fucker!” 

“Wait what?”