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ao3 x y/n x downdetector fanfic

Summary:

the ao3 x downdetector x y/n fanfic you didn’t know you needed. and probably didn’t need.

 

this is very poorly written.

 

i am so sorry.

 

(written during the great ao3 shutdown of 2023)

Notes:

im so sorry

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Y/n woke up to the sun streaming in through their windows. They rubbed their eyes and stretched a little, looking around their room. All was peaceful and well. They got up and began to get ready, brushing their teeth and eating breakfast. Today they were completely free and planned to spend the rest of the day reading fanfiction. They walked over to their desk where their laptop was and finished reading the fanfiction they had started last night. They went over to look for more fics once they had finished the one they were reading but as they clicked on the next fic they were going to read, something happened. The page didn't load. Desperately, they went back to the previous page and clicked another and another title, but nothing. Would. Load. Tears began streaming down their face.

"Why? Why would you do this to me, ao3? Have I been reading too much angst?"

"Dear y/n, this is for your own good. I'm sorry" the voice echoed through the speakers of the computer.

y/n crumpled to the ground and died from lack of ao3.

the end. (or is it)