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The campers are cleaning up a shed to get rid of some stuff.
Controlly: Why are all of us cleaning a shed?
Oodle: Scoutmaster wants us to get rid of some stuff so he can make room. Hey look, our uniforms!
Paint Palette: Ugh. Do not remind me. I can't believe we had to wear those tacky things..... Hey CB look!?
Crayon Box and Chocolate Bar: What?
Paint Palette: Right you two have the same initials. I guess I can show it to both of you. Look what I found.
*She showed them a card.*
Chocolate Bar: Oh yeah. I forgot I wrote that for you on Valentine's Day.
Crayon Box: Yeah and I had to slap you to get away from me.
Chocolate Bar: Well you could've at least kept the card!
4: Hey what's with all these Christmas decorations here?
Gold Ingot: Oh yeah. Scoutmaster does this thing around our winter break where we have to come here to complete a lesson for our session.
Crayon Box: But to get us to come here, he decorates the camp with Christmas decorations.
4: Aw What!! So I actually have to come here on Christmas!!
Oodle: Not exactly on Christmas. Just a couple of days before it.
Computer: I love Christmas. It's my favorite holiday of the year..... Hey!! Why Don't We Celebrate Christmas Today!!
Wand: Celebrating Christmas?? During the summer?? Do you not know how dumb that sounds right now!
MePhone4: Hey we can pull it off!!
Calculator: But it just seems weird.
Microphone: Yeah why would you want to celebrate Christmas in the hottest season of the year!
Airy: I mean..... There's no rule saying we have to celebrate it in the winter.
UFO: It does sound off though.
MePhone4: Tell you what. We'll celebrate Christmas today. If we can pull this off, then we can celebrate Christmas any day! Including the summer.
Wand: Find. Do it. I can't wait to see you fail! HAHAHA!!
*Then the rest of the campers leave except for our main campers.*
4: Ok so how are we gonna pull this off.
Oodle: Well I'm pretty sure what we do on Christmas we can do right now. Like decorating! And baking!!
Computer: OOO I Want To Do The Baking!! I want to make my momma's flan!!
Oodle: Aw what? But I want to do the decorating.
MePhone4: I mean..... I won't mind helping with the baking. I helped my foster sister with making the cookies and hot chocolate last time when she had her Christmas party.
Computer: EEE!! YES YES!! COME ON!!!
*And Computer takes MePhone's hand and they run to the kitchen.*
4: Well I guess I can help you with the decorating Oodle.
Oodle: Cool! We can make it quicker too since we can fly.
Gamey: Alright. What about the tree?
Crayon Box: Well I can go get one!....... But I'm not sure how to pick the right one.
Paint Palette: Well I don't know how to pick a good one either. So I can't help you there.
Controlly: I'LL GO WITH YOU!! Ummm I mean I can go. I'm great at picking trees.
Crayon Box: Great! Let's Go!!
*Then Controlly and Crayon Box leaves.*
Gamey: Ok then. What do I do now?
Paint Palette: You want to help me with a Christmas song.
Gamey: Well..... Ok. We can do that.
Gold Ingot: So does anyone want to go with someone else since everyone else is doing it. If anyone goes with me, I'm gonna go gift shopping
Burger King: Well in that case, take me with you bitch!!
*And BK grabs GI's hand and they leave.*
Airy:.... So what do you want to do?
Chocolate Bar: I don't know. My family doesn't really celebrate Christmas. I'm Jewish. So I celebrate Hanukkah.
Airy: I've heard of it.... Not sure what's different about it though.
Chocolate Bar: Here. I'll explain it to you.
*Meanwhile.*
4: Alright, what do we do first?
Oodle: How about we hang up the lights first. That way the cabins can look pretty already.
4: Ok! Let's do it!
*4 and Oodle looks through the box and gets the lights out. But realized all the lights are all tangled up.*
Oodle: Oh... They're all tangled up.
4: Here let me pull it out.
Oodle: No, that will only make it worse!!!
4: Give Me The Lights!!
Oodle: Let Go!!
*They tried to untangle them but ended up being tangled in them.*
Oodle:..... This might take a while.
*Meanwhile in the kitchen.*
MePhone4: Ok. Cookies are in the oven. Water is warming up. How's the....... Food you're making Computer.
Computer: I'm not even sure myself. I want to think I'm doing it right like my momma did.
MePhone4: Let me look.
*He looks to see how it looks.*
MePhone4: Well it doesn't look bad for soup.
Computer: It's supposed to be flan!!!
MePhone4: Ok. Do you have your mom's recipe for it?
Computer: Oh yeah here.
*He hands him the recipe.*
MePhone4: Hmmmm. Ok. If we follow this and read it carefully, we can succeed at this. Now let's get baking!
*Then we go to Gamey and Paint Palette.*
Gamey: Ok. How about this song? 🎶I don't want a lot of Christmas! There is just one thing I need.🎶
Paint Palette: No, that song is so overplayed. How about this one? 🎶Santa tell me. If you're really there! Don't make me fall in love again if you won't be here, next year!🎶
Gamey: Sounds like a corny romance song.... Ooo, maybe this one. 🎶Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock🎶
Paint Palette: Ugh you're difficult.
*Then we go to GI and BK at the mall.*
Gold Ingot: Ok what do we get for everyone?
Burger King: Ummmmm...... You sure we can't give them a gift card?
Gold Ingot: I mean I guess. But I don't know, it feels meaningless if we do.
Burger King: Well let's just get what we assume everyone would like......... Gamey would like this chair right?
Gold Ingot:... Actually he could? I see him standing every time he does his experiments. Maybe he needs something to sit on.
Burger King: Sweet! Let's see. Paint Palette would love this shirt that's black and white.
Gold Ingot: Oh yeah. She did say she wants a new style. Get her that!
*Then we go to Chocolate Bar and Airy.*
Chocolate Bar: So our thing to do is to light up the menorah.
Airy:.... What's good about lighting a candle?
Chocolate Bar: 9 candles. And we usually light them for 8 days straight. While leaving the 9th one for last. And hey, instead of getting one present for one day, you get one gift for 8 days.
Airy: OOOO. That sounds cool.
Chocolate Bar: Right!!
*Then we go to Crayon Box and Controlly.*
Controlly:....... So...... You never picked a tree before.
Crayon Box: Nope.
Controlly: How come?
Crayon Box: Ehh my parents were overprotective of me to do anything. They said I would get a splinter if I picked a tree.
Controlly: Well don't worry. You have me around. And I get no splinters when picking trees.
Crayon Box: Haha! You're such a dork!!
Controlly in his mind: Is that a pet name? If it is, I'm her dork!!!
Crayon Box: So how do we know what tree to pick.
Controlly: Huh?... Oh right. So the tree...... It can't be too tall. It can't be too short. It has to be the perfect green. And it has to have a lot of pines.
Crayon Box: Like that one?
*Controlly looks and sees she pointed out a perfect tree.*
Controlly: Woah! It's perfect! Wow, you really did well on your first try.
Crayon Box: Cool.......... How do we take it back to camp?
Controlly: Dang it we forgot the axes!
*Then we go back to Oodle and 4.*
Oodle: Well that took forever to untangle.
4: Yeah. But let's get all the other stuff out!!
Oodle: Yeah!!!
*They get all the inflatables. They get the reindeer and Santa Sleigh. And they get the candy canes.*
Oodle: Alright let's turn everything on.
*Oodle turns on the decorations....... And some of them caught on fire.*
4: AAAA!! FIRE!!
*4 goes over there to stomp on it. But the fire kept growing bigger.*
Oodle: AAAA!! QUICK GET THE HOSE!!
*Then we go back to the kitchen.*
MePhone4: Ok. We're almost good.... And done. We got our flan!
Computer: (Gasp) Muffin It Looks Perfect!! It looks like the one my momma made me!!! (Sniff sniff) Hey. Do you smell something burning?
MePhone4:..... Oh Crap My Cookies!!!
*MePhone quickly goes to the oven and brings out the cookies.*
MePhone4: Aw Man My Cookies Are All Burnt!!
*And the oven caught on fire.*
Computer: AAA!! THE OVEN IS ON FIRE!!!
MePhone4 and Computer: AAAAAAA
*Now we go to Gamey and Paint Palette.*
Paint Palette: Ok we can do this one. 🎶Last Christmas. I gave you my heart. But the very next day. You gave it away!🎶
Gamey: Really. You want to sing a sad song. I got one better. 🎶It's the most beautiful time of the year
Lights fill the streets, spreading so much cheer🎶
Paint Palette: Ew I'm not singing a song from Bieber..... Maybe. 🎶Santa Claus is coming to town!!🎶..... Yeah I got nothing.
Gamey: Me neither.
*Then we go to BK and GI.*
Gold Ingot: Ok you got everything.
Burger King: Yeah I got you a glass cup!
Gold Ingot: You got me a cup?
Burger King: Hey you always complain how nasty the cups are at camp.
Gold Ingot: Alright let's go pay.
*They are about to go in line. But when they got to the end, it was already long.*
Gold Ingot: Really!!? How is it even packed in the summer!!
Burger King: Great. We're gonna fucking be here for a while!!
*Then we go to Controlly and Crayon Box."
Crayon Box: Ok. So we don't have anything to cut it down. How are we going to get the tree out?
Controlly: We could...... Dig underground to get it?
Crayon Box: Dig?
Controlly: Uhh yeah. We dig, we find the roots. And we pull the tree out.
Crayon Box:... I guess we can do that.
*They both kneel down and start digging by the tree to see if they can get to the bottom of it.*
Controlly: Man. This dirt is actually dry to dig.
Crayon Box: OW!!
Controlly: What's Wrong!!?
Crayon Box: I Scratched Myself With This Tree And Now A Stick Is Inside My Hand!!
Controlly: Yeesh. A splinter.
Crayon Box: This Is A Splinter!! Oh My Gosh This Actually Hurts!!! My Hand Is Hurting!!
Controlly: Don't worry!! I got you! Let's take you back!!
Crayon Box: But What About The Tree??
Controlly: Forget The Tree!! You're The Only Important Thing To Me Right Now!!
Crayon Box: Controlly??
Controlly: Come on. Let's go!!
*Then we go to everyone who were meeting each other in front of the camp.*
Controlly: Come on I have a splinter kit in my-
*That's when they noticed the cabins looking all burnt.*
Controlly: What happened here!?
Oodle: Yeah decorating around here didn't go as planned.
4: How did everything catch on fire? That's the question!
Gamey: I think I found the problem. This light is broken. It must've caused the fire.
MePhone4: Yeah and the cooking didn't go so well either. My cookies burnt!
Computer: At least we got flan!
*And Computer dropped the flan.*
Computer: Aw man!
Paint Palette: Well we couldn't really think of a song either.
Gamey: I'm telling you we should choose the songs I picked!
Paint Palette: Oh please.
Crayon Box: Well we couldn't get a tree. OW! OW!!
Paint Palette: Girl are you ok!?
Controlly: She got a splinter while trying to get the tree. Here come on.
Crayon Box: Controlly I'll be fine- Ow! OW!
Controlly: Nope. Come on. Let's take you to the nurse's office.
*And they leave.*
Burger King: Well we bought you guys gifts! Here you go!!
*They opened their gifts and saw what they got.*
Gamey: A chair??
Gold Ingot: Yeah for you to sit on!
Gamey: You don't know me at all do you.
Burger King: Hello! We got you it so you wouldn't be standing all the time.
Paint Palette: Why did you give me a shirt for straight people?
Gold Ingot: What no we didn't. We got you a black and white shirt.
Paint Palette: Yeah. The straight flag has those colors and the shirt says "So glad to think Straight".
Burger King: Ok we did not see that part.
Gold Ingot: Alright everyone give back the gifts if you don't like it.
*And everyone gives them back their gifts.*
4: So Airy? CB? What did you guys do?
Airy:.... CB taught me about Hanukkah...... Apparently we play with a top as our activity.
Chocolate Bar: Dreidel Airy.
Burger King: So you guys didn't do anything Christmas related!!
Chocolate Bar: I don't celebrate Christmas! I'm Jewish!
Oodle: Great! Our decorations are ruined, our food is burnt and on the floor, our gifts are terrible, and we have no song or tree!!.......... Guess they were right about celebrating Christmas early. It's not only weird. It's a disaster!!
MePhone4: Woah woah woah! Let's not think of it that way ok. Look, we may have wanted to do as we planned, but that doesn't make us weird for celebrating Christmas early. In fact, isn't the whole point of Christmas being around the friends and family you love and care about.
Paint Palette: Hey yeah you're right. And we basically do that everyday!
Gold Ingot: Well isn't it the same for Thanksgiving.
Computer: Or Valentine's day.
Gamey: Or your birthday.
MePhone4: Yeah see. We can even celebrate those holidays too. We can celebrate Halloween for all we care! The point of this is that we can celebrate anything, as long as we're together and having fun. So let's not let anyone put us down, and let's celebrate Christmas!!
Everyone: YEAH!!
Airy:..... Only not today. It's the 4th of July.
Oodle: Really?.... That would explain all the fireworks outside.
Gold Ingot: Ohhh. You know that makes so much sense on why the store was so packed.
4: Well come on! Let's celebrate Independence On Our Country!
*Later on that night.*
Crayon Box: You sure you're gonna be ok Controlly. You did bump your head hard there.
Controlly: Don't worry I'll be fine. It's just a little bump on my head that's all.
Crayon Box: You're such a dork.
Controlly:...... I love you.
Crayon Box: What?
Controlly: Nothing.
Computer: Hey Guys! Over Here!!
*That's when they see everyone sitting on the ground.*
Crayon Box: So what happened? Is there no celebrating Christmas today?
Wand: I told you it wouldn't work!
*And MePhone throws a burnt cookie at him.*
Wand: OW!
Oodle: Well things didn't turn out well with the whole decorating. But that doesn't mean it's wrong for us to celebrate Christmas early!
Gold Ingot: Plus we forgot it's the 4th of July.
Controlly: Oh that explains why the nurse's office was covered in red, white, and blue.
Airy: Guys. Shush! Look!
*That's when the fireworks started to go off. They saw a lot of colorful ones in the sky and were amazed by it.*
Burger King: You know we also bought these too.
*That's when BK pulled out a bunch of Santa Hats. Everyone grabbed one and put them on.*
MePhone4: Haha! Merry Christmas everyone!
Everyone: And have a Happy 4th of July!
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