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"You fool!" Falco shouted and kicked Slippy in his tummy.
"Ow! I'm being hurt" Skippy days and lying on floor, on his side.
"I'm taking off my shirt off now! To fight you, because I mean business!" Falco takes off his shirt, revealing the blue feathery goodness that is his body. (He was muscular.)
"Falcon, no!" Shouts starFox.
"He put us in danger!" Said Falco, "When we have to go to desert planet to save him, that is."
"I didn't mean to!" Slippy cries.
"Well you shouldn't be so stupid and careless!"
"Well, I'm team captain and I say you have to forgive," Starfix says, "this is team Starfox, not team Birdfox."
"OK I forgive you, Slippery." Half-naked Bluebird says.
"Now make it better." Starfux says.
Falco rolls his eyes and kisses Slippy on his belly-stomach.
Peppy is the docking bay, he feel asleep before he could get out of his cockpit because he is so old which makes him tired all the time.
"Well I'm already halfway, might as well complete." Falco says and removes pants, showing red thong underneath. He has a big bulge.
As he walks away Starfax jaw drops, he never seen a butt that Round.
"Neither have I." Says Sloppy, "my butt is green and fat."
Pappy sleeps peacefully in cocktail pit, not knowing about the drama, he dreams of times long ago with Startfox dad…

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Team Starfax are at a space station that serves as a social place with shops and clubs. It is located somewhere between Cornaria and the planet where you have to fight the huge mothership.
They are there because Peppy needs to pick up his arthritis medicine so he can still use his hands to pilot his R-Wing.

Slappy is the team's mechanic and is fixing Rob64 because Rob slipped on a floor that had just been mopped, making him bonk his head on the floor. Slippy doesn't have a belt or wear a tail though so his pants are falling down showing his chubby green butt. He gets frustrated with that and decides to take off all his clothes since no one else is around. He works on rob completely naked now. Rob (64) put himself in sleep mode because he doesn't want to see Slippy's nudity.
StartFox decides to see what Slippy is doing. He sees Lippy's nakedness and blushes…

Falco wants to go to a strippers club, so he does. He has pants this time and is wearing his jacket open with no shirt underneath, so his pecs and abs are showing. That is because he works out, so he wants people to see them. He knows how good it is to see a body as good as his.
He goes inside and sees that there are cool lights and a guy at the bar eating cupcakes. The music playing is definitely the band Dope, or maybe Static-X.
Falco goes up to the bar and orders a Lizard Piercing.
The bar tinder is Molly from Arthur. Starfox is the future of Arthur, so Molly is groan up now.
She pours vodka and Mountain Doo into a glass for Falco
He looks at the TV, it's the news: "OFFICER DORA WINIFRED READ IN TROUBLE FOR USING EXCESSIVE FORCE AGAIN"
Cupcakes guy shakes his head, "I hope they put my sister away for good this time."
After Falco drinks, he goes over to the stage where a stripper is. She is a hyena named Shinzi and her voice sounds like Whoopie Goldberg but she's not the one from the Lion King. But she does have bright red stockings on her legs (which are sexy), a red g-thonge over her lady parts and big round butt (which are sexy) and a tiny red bra over her big round boobs (which are also sexy).
Falco sits in front of the stage because there were chairs there and she smiles sexy at him (her mouth and face are also sexy) which makes sense because strippers are supposed to be sexy, that's why they're strippers.
Shenzi sees Falco's pecs and abs and says "Dayum Boi! You's fit."
"I could say the same 'bout you baebae."
He holds a money dollar bill in his beak and leans forward. Shinzi grabs it in her booty cheeks and puts it in her pocket (her stockings are her pockets.)
"What brings you to this place we're at?"she asks him.
"Well my spaceship detected and increase in heat at this space station, came to investigate. Turns out it's your body."
She laughs/chuckles, "You sure 'taint just yo own bod?" She loves that she is getting paid for flirting.
Falco grins as she straddles him and does more sexy moves with the boobs in his face.
Molly watches from the bar, she likes this perk of being a waitress.
"How about somewhere we can be alone?" She asks. One reason to work at the space station is that because hookers are legal here.
"Bb, I would LUV to get you 'lone." He says before taking her back to his ship. They do other stuff but I can't write it down because my mom says I'm not allowed to make sex stories because Jesus is watching.

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Miyu, Fay, Katt, Krystal are at space apartment having a sleepover. They are all girls. They are all in their underwear but it's b/c it's a girl's sleepover.
Miyu is looking pretty with her cat stripes on her head, Fay is looking pretty with her white fur and bows, Katt is looking pretty obviously because she is pink, Christal is looking pretty because she's blue but slightly purple like the Gameboy Advance.
Fay and Miyu are chilling in a bean bag chair and Miyu is resting her head on Fay's big soft breasts but boobs can be pillows so it's not sexual or anything.
Krystal is doing yoga while Catt dances to k-poop music, making her boobies "bounce".
"Hey," said Fay or Miyu, "we should have a pillow fight!"
"All four of us?" Asked Krystal.
"Well it's not like there are five of us." Laughed Miyu.
They all get up and each grab a pillow (actual pillows, not Fay's boobs) and start swinging them around. They all giggle, it sure is a fun pillow fight. But then Miyu swings pillow too hard and hits Fay in the face. "Ow!" She yells and the blood flies from her nose onto Katt. They now both have BLOOD on them.
"Ohmigosh!" Cried Miyu, "I am so sorry."
Krystal can sense emotions and tells them, "She really means it."
"Let me help you & take care of you!" Miyu says.
"Okay." and she tales them to the bathroom. She turn on the shower and helps the other girls take off their underwear and takes off her own, and gets in the shower with them. It is a space apartment so the shower can fit three people because it's the future and whatnot. In fact, the water is blue because of lights in the Fawcett it's cool.
Krystal watches Miyu help Fay and Katt wash off by rubbing their faces and boobs and butts and other parts but it's for cleaning so it's not for sexual . Krystal has OCD and seeing 3 out of four of them naked, she takes off her clothes too so an even 100% of them are 100% naked.

After washing they get out and dry each other off. They go into the kitchen and Krystal opens the freezer to get an ice pack but the cold air makes her nipples go hard. She takes the ice pack gives it to Fay for her nose. Fey puts the ice pack on her nose and the coldness makes her nipples hard, but it's a natural thing that bodies do with out us trying so it's not sexual.
"You all deserve a drink." Meyou says and opens fridge and the cold air makes her nipple hard, but not at hard as Krystal's nipples because the air isn't as cold.
She pours them all some kool aid and makes a toast to sleepovers. They drink the kool aids, it's orange and cold so Katt'ss nibbles get hard so now all four of four of them have hard nipples and they are all naked, but they're drinking cool aid so it's not sexual.
Then they all go to sleep naked because it was a fun sleepover.

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Starwolf O'Donnell was doing a workout SHIRTLESS. There is so much muscle.
Panther comes into the workout room aboard whatever the ship they're on is called.
Panther comes into the room and sees Starmilf working out. anther takes off his shirt off and says, "I bet I can work out more than you."
You're on said Starworf. (Panther would have worked out out anyway because he needs to be a sexy man for the sexy ladies.
They start working out to see who can work out better. Since both are shirtless there is twice as much muscle! Startwolf dark gray, Panter black.
Leon comes into the room and shrugs "I might as well work out too, in case I arm wrestle you guys. He is asexual so he keeps his shirt on, b7t he doesn't have as much muscle anyway. :(
He is not part of workout contest with the mammals (He is not a mammal because he is Lizard even though his name makes him sound like a lion) so he works out his own way, which is different form the others.
Starwollf and Panther finish workout contest and he is the winner. "I knew I'd beet you."
"Time for shower" Starwolf says.
"You got that right!" Said Pantera.
Leon doesn't sweat because reptile but he follows him to the show because he doesn't want to be left out.

They all thr33 take off clothes at the same time but it's for showering so it's not gay.
They start showering and because of naked you can see their muscular thighs, muscular butts, and muscular balls. Leon doesn't have as much muscle because he is ace sexual and a chameleon but his skin is green and he has balls.
Leo has chameleon eyes and uses them to look at the other goys without them noticing, but he is curious about mammals so it's not gey.
"Uh oh guys, said Panther, my shower is broken again"
Leon gasps "mine too"
Both Lion and Panther are still soapy so they huddle close to Wolfstar and their naked bodies touch. "But we are doing it to share shower water and not be soapy anymore so it's not gay or anything "
After all Leonard is a sexual so even when he accidentally touches Starpanther's muscular balls.
They they finished showering and dry off, but since Leonon is reptile he finishes sooner, so he uses his yellow towel to helps dry off the wolf. (He chooses wolf because of he has known him longer) he rubs his towel all over wolf's big strong back while wolf rubs his blue towel all over his big strong chest of pecs. Pant her is using his red towel between his legs like dental floss. He rubs his towel all over his big, strong black balls; this prevents chafing.
Now they were all worked out and clean, like any good pilot should be.

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Starfox awoke from his dream of possible nightmare. He is startled but claims down when he seas that's is his bedroom. He gets up and is in his boxers, showing his muscularness. He gets up to go pe, he gets to spaceship-spacetoilet. He looks down and saw the election "Great, how am I supposed to pee when my cawk is rock hard?" He knows no one can hear him but it's a rhetorical question so he asked anyway.
He stares at it, waiting for it to go down. But the more he looked at it, the more he realized how fine it was. He realizes this is keeping it up. "I better distract myself."
He runs back and fourth down the corridor, his member bouncing up and down as he does. Unfortunately, a little bit of pee leaked out unto the floor, he slips and falls. "Ouch, what a thud!" He lays there unconscious for a little while.

Peppy Hair was sleepwalking for a donut because he was an old man with nothing better to do. He walks into Fox, which wakes up both of them. Pappy stares down at the little bit of blood on the floor with concern and surprise. Foox looks up and sees old man wearing nothing but an open robe, holding pink glazed donut and staring at him.
"What the what?!" Startfox asked.
"I don't know."
Fox gots up and saw that his erection had gone down. Peppy takes bite of donut and looked at Fox's you know what. It's not that impressive, but note that he has been desensitized by adult videos online (because it's the future so video tapes don't exist anymore, except a few in a museum).
"I can pee now!" Fox says happily.
The old man just smacked the chewing of his donut. He doesn't like Fox bragging about peeing but that's just because he is old man that has prostate troubles. "Then go pee." He said with a little bit of sass.
"OK I will."

Peppy finishes his donut and falls back asleep before walking back to his room, except it was Slippy's room, and slippy was sleeping naked because he was too lazy to put clothes back one from the other story. Poppy sleepwalks into Sluppy's bed and spoons him. He can smell how Slippy smells like weed even in his sleep.

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Team Starfocks, team Starwolf and the girls are all at a beach resort on Cornarea. Space is fun but sometimes it's nice to be on a planet and experience gravity the way God made it, not fake gravity on a ship. Slippy, Miyu and Fay are playing volleyball against Wolf, Pantee and Leon.
They are in swimwear.
Team Starfox and team Stargolf maybe rivals, but even rivals need to put aside their differences every once in a whiles for some are and are. Fox and Krystal are sitting sort of beside each each other in beach chairs.
They are in swimwear.
They are pretending to watch volleyball but really trying to sneak looks of each other. They are having a crushes on each other, so even though the ones playing volleyball have butts and are muscular or busty, Fox and crystal look better at each other. After all, not only does Fox have muscle body, but also sharp, handsome face. After all, not only does Krystal have boobies, but purplish blue as well. Peppy is Beach chair, wearing red trunks, an unbuttoned white shirt, a white sun hat, and sunscreem on his nose. He fell asleep reading something because that is what old people do. Falco is spending hangout time with Katt.
They are in swimwear.
They are playing a Pokémon card game.
Slippy is getting distracted by ladies boobs and guy's biceps when looks up for the ball. He tried keeping his eyes forward but he was so short that Fay and Miyu's booty were at eye level. It is so hot, the way the booties are round and whatnot. He tried being in front of the girls but he could see the guys bulges in front. After all, they are a Panthrer and a wolf so they must have big bulges. He tried looking down at the ground but it didn't work either. You see, Leon was part gecko, meaning he had big, green gecko toes. It is hard for Sleppy to concentrate when he is distracted by big, juicy, round toes. Slippy tried being behind the girls again but saw their heels, which were even bigger and rounder than Leon's toes! Wherever he looked he saw sexy body parts. In fact, the good-looking is so good that he starts panting.
"Slippy, aren't you ok?" Asks
"Wha?" Slippy tries to answer but is feeling dizzy.
"Did you need to sit down?" Fay says.
Finally Slippy faints and falls over onto the finely ground rocks that make up the beach. The girls are worried but the boys not so much because they have to be badasses. Fox and Kristal didn't really notice because they are so into each other. Obviously Peppy didn't notice but even if he was awake he probably couldn't have bothered to get up and walk over because that's how being old works. Most of them gathered around Slippy whilst Miyu went to get some water, but in a bottle because sea water is gross and salty. After a few moments Slippy came to, and drank some water, but when he sees Miyu's cleavage and Fay's toes with bright red nail polish, he started shaking. Wolf figured out what was happening and snickered. Falco looks at his Grovyle's thick thighs before playing the card.
Slippy got up and said "He's fine."
I know I am, boy - Wolf thought.
Slippy walked towards his beach towel, making sure to not look at anyone. As he bent over to get somethings from his towel, Fay saw his booty crack, making her smile and bite her lip because it was cute. Slippy got his lighter and some stuff rolled up in paper that he lit and smoked, hoping it would calm him down.
Peppy is still sleeping.
Falco smelled the weed and wondered if that's what a Grovyle smelled like. Katt took this opportunity to sneak a peak at Falco's chiseled, blue abs. It was such a rush for her. Her toe nails were painted sky blue
Krystal and Fox started spooning. This was the sexiest day at the beach ever. Until Peepy started snoring.