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StarFox: Galactic Erotica

Chapter 5: Nighttime Troubles

Summary:

wood in the night

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Starfox awoke from his dream of possible nightmare. He is startled but claims down when he seas that's is his bedroom. He gets up and is in his boxers, showing his muscularness. He gets up to go pe, he gets to spaceship-spacetoilet. He looks down and saw the election "Great, how am I supposed to pee when my cawk is rock hard?" He knows no one can hear him but it's a rhetorical question so he asked anyway.
He stares at it, waiting for it to go down. But the more he looked at it, the more he realized how fine it was. He realizes this is keeping it up. "I better distract myself."
He runs back and fourth down the corridor, his member bouncing up and down as he does. Unfortunately, a little bit of pee leaked out unto the floor, he slips and falls. "Ouch, what a thud!" He lays there unconscious for a little while.

Peppy Hair was sleepwalking for a donut because he was an old man with nothing better to do. He walks into Fox, which wakes up both of them. Pappy stares down at the little bit of blood on the floor with concern and surprise. Foox looks up and sees old man wearing nothing but an open robe, holding pink glazed donut and staring at him.
"What the what?!" Startfox asked.
"I don't know."
Fox gots up and saw that his erection had gone down. Peppy takes bite of donut and looked at Fox's you know what. It's not that impressive, but note that he has been desensitized by adult videos online (because it's the future so video tapes don't exist anymore, except a few in a museum).
"I can pee now!" Fox says happily.
The old man just smacked the chewing of his donut. He doesn't like Fox bragging about peeing but that's just because he is old man that has prostate troubles. "Then go pee." He said with a little bit of sass.
"OK I will."

Peppy finishes his donut and falls back asleep before walking back to his room, except it was Slippy's room, and slippy was sleeping naked because he was too lazy to put clothes back one from the other story. Poppy sleepwalks into Sluppy's bed and spoons him. He can smell how Slippy smells like weed even in his sleep.