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Published:
2023-11-10
Updated:
2023-11-15
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2/?
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Communication Issues (Sonic AU Chatfic)

Summary:

A bunch of different chat groups
Some trauma-dumping, humor, and kids and teens being kids and teens

Because that's just what they are.

Rated Teen for language, childhood trauma of various backstories, and dark humor

Notes:

Sonic: 16
Tails: 8
Knuckles: 16
Amy: 15
Espio: 16
Cream: 8
Rouge: 16
Shadow: 16
Silver: 14
Blaze: 14
Manic: 16
Sonia: 16
Jet: 14
Wave: 18
Storm: 19
Rosy: 15
Scourge: 16
Sally: 15

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Freedom Fighters (Part 1)

Chapter Text

GoFast started a new group chat!

GoFast named the group chat "Freedom Fighters"!

Tails!^^ was added!

One Punch Echidna was added!

Amy_Rose was added!

10+ contacts were added!

GoFast: Hello people with communication ussues! :)
Issues
Am smart /sarc

Amy_Rose: Sonic, I do not have communication issues, I swear

Tails!^^ Laughed at "Sonic, I do not have communication issues, I swear"

Amy_Rose: D:

Tails!^^: dont b silly ames
we al have comunication issues!

Princess<3: Damn right
Cough, Manic, cough

WillBiteIfProvoked: Shut up Sonia

Princess<3: Also, Tails, thx for the translator program you made :)

Tails!^^: ofc!

Amy_Rose: Also, Knux is not in the house rn and I haven't heard from him all day -_-
he's gonna be so confused when he sees a bunch of messages from a new gc istg

Coffee: He is with Rouge on a date.

GoFast: @OnePunchEchida stop making out with Rouge and join the conversation!

Amy_Rose: BY GAIA,, SONIC WTF

Princess<3: Not swearing in front of the babies!

WillBiteIfProvoked: What babies? Who tf put babies in the gc!?

CreamCheese: Hello, I'm eight :3

Tails!^^: im 8

WillBiteIfProvoked: Fuck-

Princess<3: WTF DID I JUST SAY, MANIC??

#1JewelThief: What is Chaos' name is happening?

OnePunchEchidna: We were not making out

Amy_Rose: Sure.

#1JewelThief: We were

OnePunchEcidna: I mean we were but damn let us do it in peace

GoFast: CALLED IT

CreamCheese: I'm going to ignore what's happening and mention that we don't have Ollie here :(

GoFast: She has a phone???

#1JewelThief: Yea, when the gov hired me, I pretty much forced them to give us phones ^^

Princess<3: Tf, you held a knife to their throats or smth?

#1JewelThief: Ye ^^

Coffee: I watched. It was kind of funny, I will admit.

GoFast: Alr, Rouge just add her in :D

#1JewelThief added Ollie Val!

Tails!^^ changed Ollie Val's name to Ollie Oil

Ollie Oil: I enter this thing and I'm immediately bullies :[
Tails, ur so mean to me

#1JewelThief: Livvy, just change it back

Ollie Oil: No, I like it >:[

CreamCheese: Yay, Teams Stars is back in business!

Tails!^^: We were out of busness?

CreamCheese: No!

Ollie Oil: Imagine lol

Chapter 2: Team Stars (Part 1)

Summary:

"Would you love me if I was a worm?"

Chapter Text

Tails!^^ created a new groupchat!

Tails!^^ added CreamCheese!

Tails!^^ added Ollie Val!

Tails!^^ changed Ollie Val's name to Ollie Oil!

Ollie Oil: Are you seriously insisting on that name!?

Tails!^^: Ye :3

Ollie Oil changed Tails!^^'s name to Bolts-For-Brains

Bolts-For-Brains: Clevr :]

CreamCheese: I don't know how I put up with you all.

Bolts-For-Brains: D:!

Ollie Oil: Hey :(

CreamCheese: I mean that affectionaly I swear!
Affectionately
Frick
Please don't tell my mother I said that!

Ollie Oil: Dw, secret's safe with us :)

Bolts-For-Brains: Ofc!

CreamCheese: Thank you ^^

Ollie Oil: Also, guys... I have an important question...

Bolts-For-Brains: ye?

CreamCheese: Of course, what is it?

Ollie Oil: Well...

Bolts-For-Brains: ??

Ollie Oil: Would you guys still love me if I was a worm?

CreamCheese: I'm confused...

Bolts-For-Brains: ...
no.

Ollie Oil: DAMN OKAY TAILS-

CreamCheese: I would! I'd put you in a little terrarium and make sure you're safe from birds! :D

Ollie Oil: AT LEAST SONEONE HERE ARES ABOUT ME
TAILS

CreamCheese: :D

Bolts-For-Brains: It was a stuid quesion
STUPID
>:|

Ollie Oil: Rouge would still love me if I was a worm.

Bolts-For-Brains: She's ur sis
ofc she woud
would
need 2 get autocorect

Ollie Oil: You made your own phone and own programs, but didn't add an autocorrect?

Bolts-For-Brains: Shut.

Ollie Oil: YOU HAVE 300 IQ OR SMTH

Notes:

Ollie the Bat (8) is an OC
She, Tails, and Cream make Team Stars