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Ninja (go) team space

MasterOfBoogers: Hey guys. I need to tell you something

MasterOfBoogers: Hey! Who changed my name!

Firecracker: your welcome boogers

MasterOfBoogers: Thanks. I hate it.

WaterLily: What did you need to tell us?

MasterOfBoogers:  um…

MasterOfBoogers: How do you guys feel about welcoming a new member to the team?

MasterOfBoogers: Y’know

MasterOfBoogers: theoretically..

Firecracker: lemme guess you found another box of kittens?

Stoner: Guys please- we already have like five cats thanks to GreenieBeanie

Stoner: Kai…did you change my name?

Firecracker: do you like it?

Stoner: No

Bluebell: more cats :0

WaterLily: No more cats Lloyd

Bluebell: :(

MasterOfBoogers: it’s not a cat

Stoner: I’m suddenly very nervous

Firecracker: boogers, we talked about the no dog policy.

Firecracker: cole is scared of them, remember?

Stoner: You would be too if you got bitten as many times as I have

MasterOfBoogers: it’s not a dog

WaterLily: Lloyd what did you do.

Bluebell: if it’s a rat I’m leaving

MasterOfBoogers: it’s not a rat

Firecracker: what the hell is it then!?

MasterOfBoogers: a baby

Firecracker Has Left The Chat

WaterLily: Where did you get the baby?

WaterLily: Lloyd answer me

WaterLily: Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon!

Bluebell: You don’t mean a real baby, right?

Bluebell: Cause I’m not sharing a room with a baby

Stoner: How exactly did you get a baby?

MasterOfBoogers: Accidental baby acquisition

WaterLily: First master so help me

WaterLily: Give that baby back to it’s parents

Bluebell: don’t call it an it. Is it a boy or a girl, Lloyd?

MasterOfBoogers: uhhh good question

Stoner Added Kai

Stoner Renamed Kai  BananaHair

BananaHair: im gonna leave again

Stoner: Not till we learn the gender of our new niece or nephew

WaterLily: What?? You guys are cool with this?

Stoner: Pretty much

Bluebell: yeppers

BananaHair: screw it why not

Frosty: Friends, what have I just joined in on?

BananaHair: were uncles now

Frosty: *We’re

BananaHair renamed Frosty Elsa

Bluebell: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Stoner: Can’t believe I’m saying this, but nice one Kai

Elsa: I don’t see the humor in this

Elsa: *I can’t

WaterLily: Lloyd…please

WaterLily: Do I have a niece or a nephew?

MasterOfBoogers: I’m back

MasterOfBoogers: A nephew

MasterOfBoogers: A really loud one at that

MasterOfBoogers: He won’t stop crying

Bluebell: is he hungry??

MasterOfBoogers: Or cold. It’s freezing out here

MasterOfBoogers: Hold on imma put him in my gi

Elsa: *I’m *going *to

BananaHair: um anyone else unsure how the old man will react to a baby?

Stoner: Which old man? Garmadad or Master Wu?

BananaHair: BOTG!!

BananaHair: BOTH

Elsa: *both

BananaHair: too late Elsa

BananaHair: i beat you to it

Elsa: *I

MasterOfBoogers: guys he’s crying a lot

MasterOfBoogers: i think he might have hypothermia

BananaHair: shit

Elsa: Language!

Elsa: Lloyd, if he’s displaying symptoms of hypothermia, please return home immediately.

Elsa: I will treat him properly.

MasterOfBoogers: thanks Zane. i’ll be home soon <3

Elsa: No  problem.

BananaHair: hey what gives

BananaHair: why didn’t you correct him?

Elsa: *Hey *? *Why

Elsa: His son has hypothermia.

Elsa: I also like him better.

Bluebell: HOLY SHITTTTT

Bluebell: ZANE HATES YOU :00

BananaHair: psh like i care

BananaHair: now if you’ll  excuse me, I’m gonna go put in some hair gel

Stoner: At 9pm??

Stoner: Kai?

WaterLily: Guys, why is my brother crying in the bathroom?

Elsa: *Psh *I *? *Now *Going *.

Bluebell: Damn, Zane. That was cold.

Stoner kicked Bluebell from the chat…

WaterLily:   Wow that was so hard rock of you

Stoner kicked WaterLily from the chat…

Elsa: Well, this was quite a rocky start to the conversation.

Stoner kicked Elsa from the chat…

BananaHair: guys I’m back

BananaHair: uhhh what happened?

Stoner: Nothing.

Stoner: Wanna hop on call and watch a movie?

BananaHair: sure thing Rocky

Stoner: Alrigh. Let’s go

MasterOfBoogers: guys?

MasterOfBoogers: oh wow you’re all gone

MasterOfBoogers: Nvm

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Stoner invited Jay, Nya, and Zane

Stoner renamed Jay Motormouth

Stoner renamed Nya WaterLily

Stoner renamed Zane Elsa

Motormouth: how come im the only one with a name change?

Elsa: *How *I’m

Stoner: Zane. I will kick you.

BananaHair: nice name Jay

BananaHair: it suits you

Motormouth: cole can I change kai’s name??

Motormouth: pretty please!!

Stoner: Nuh-uh

Elsa: That’s not a real word.

BananaHair: stfu

Motormouth: i have cake ;)

Stoner: Message me privately.

BananaHair: cole!!

Elsa: *I *Cole

WaterLily: Uh boys?

WaterLily: Why isn’t Lloyd home?

BananaHair: uh oh

BananaHair: @MasterOfBoogers

BananaHair: @MasterOfBoogers

BananaHair: @MasterOfBoogers

BananaHair: shit he’s offline

Elsa: *Uh *. *He’s *.

Elsa: And more importantly, language!

BananaHair: zane pls stop and take this seriously

BananaHair: our itty bitty lil brother is missing along with his itty bitty lil baby

Elsa: Very well.

Elsa: I will refrain from correcting you until our little brother comes back online.

Stoner renamed BananaHair Anna

Anna: Wtf

Anna: D U D E

Motormouth: YESSSSS

Motormouth: thx cole ur the best <33

WaterLily: Zane, are you okay? I can hear your gears crunching from my room.

Elsa: I am fine. I’m only overheating slightly.

Anna: it’s bcoz i made him stop grammar policing

Anna: and cole….how could you??

Stoner: I’m sorry. He offered me cake.

WaterLily: It’s been an hour and a half since I was kicked.

WaterLily: Where in the cursed realm is Lloyd!

Motormouth: i hope hes okay

MasterOfBoogers: im back guys

MasterOfBoogers: i just had the most wild shit happen

Anna: oh no

WaterLily: I’m worried now.

Motormouth: YIPPEEE

Anna: shush child

Motormouth: says your second rate Disney Princess ass >:)

Stoner: What happened, Lloyd?

MasterOfBoogers: a lot

MasterOfBoogers: i ran into some bad guys so I had to fight them while carrying a crying baby..

MasterOfBoogers: he needs some stealth training

MasterOfBoogers: After that I called the commissioner and headed home, but then I decided to make a detour

MasterOfBoogers: which reminds me…

WaterLily: Oh boy..

Elsa: 👀

MasterOfBoogers: We’re going need to clear out a space for all the baby toys I bought.

MasterOfBoogers: we still don’t have a crib either

Anna: how  did you get a bunch of baby toys, but not a crib?

MasterOfBoogers: good question

MasterOfBoogers: I got distracted trying to find some good baby formula

MasterOfBoogers: I had to text my mom

Stoner: What’d she say?

Motormouth: YOU WGAT?!

Motormouth: MY PARENTS WOULD BE ASKING ME A MULLUON QUESTIONS!!

Elsa: *What *Million

Anna: here we go again

Elsa: *Here *.

WaterLily: My mom would freak if I texted her that!

MasterOfBoogers: She just answered the best brand after looking it up on her phone

MasterOfBoogers: then she asked who the mom was and i said me

MasterOfBoogers: then I left the family chat

Motormouth: wow balls of steel

Elsa: *. *then *. *then *. *Wow *.

Anna: why cant I change my name??

Anna: COLEEEE

Anna: cole, how much can I pay you to change my name?

Anna: i don’t wanna be this guy’s sister anymore

Elsa: *Cole *I *don’t *want *to *.

Stoner: Give me your dessert for an entire month and we have a deal.

Anna: A MONTH???

Anna: fine…

Stoner renamed Anna FireLord

Elsa: *Fine

FireLord: go suck a wire zane

Motormouth: :000

MasterOfBoogers: Not in front of my son!!

WaterLily: @Pixie

Pixie: What’s going on here?

Stoner pinned FireLord’s   message

Pixie: 😀

Elsa: Give me a moment. I must dispose of a body.

FireLord: oh no

FireLord: Guys he’s coming for me!

FireLord: HELP!!

Pixie: L

Motormouth: L

Stoner: L

WaterLily: L

MasterOfBoogers: L

Pixie: What did I miss?

Stoner: GreenieBeanie is a dad now

Stoner: Wait hold on-

Stoner renamed MasterOfBoogers DadBean

DadBean: huh that’s kinda cute actually

Pixie: I’m…an aunt?

DadBean: Yep you and Nya

WaterLily: What’s the baby’s name?

DadBean: oh

DadBean: I don’t have one yet

DadBean: dang he’s crying again

DadBean: I’m almost at the monastery though. Just a few hundred more steps

Motormouth: OH! I HAVE THE PERFECT NAMES!!

Motormouth: Ozzy or Andy

DadBean: No way

DadBean: neither of those names fit his looks

Motormouth: that’s cause he’s a baby

Motormouth: all babies are basically a mix between a potato and a naked mole rat

DadBean: I’m insulted and so is my son.

WaterLily: You better not be calling our baby a potato mix!

FireLord: WHATTTT

FireLord: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR BABY

WaterLily: A theoretical baby.

FireLord: i almost kicked your ass Jay

Motormouth: pls don’t :(

Stoner: Damn, I leave to get cake and this happens..

Elsa: Please learn to properly type.

Elsa: I’m having several aneurisms seeing these spelling errors.

FireLord: L

WaterLily: L

Motormouth: L

DadBean: L

Stoner: L

Pixie: stop bullying my boyfriend!

Elsa: *Stop

Pixie left the chat

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DadBean: Guys I’m home

DadBean: and I got a very loud baby in tow

FireLord: ik. i can hear the little guy from here

Stoner: That’s the baby??

Stoner: I thought all that racket was Jay.

Motormouth: har har har so funny

WaterLily: Wow, Lloyd. I can hear him from Jay’s room.

FireLord: what.

Motormouth: NYA!

Motormouth: don’t joke about that stuff!

Motormouth: kaiisgonnakillme

WaterLily: Lol

Elsa: Attention @everyone

Elsa: I am the first of you to meet our new nephew.

FireLord: hey! Not fair!

Motormouth: is he cute???

Elsa: He’s very cute.

Motormouth: AWWW

Motormouth: im coming to see him right now

Stoner: Welp, I’m off to meet my new nephew.

FireLord: hold on! I gotta get there before Pix!

Elsa: Too late. She’s here.

WaterLily: omw

2:03 am

DadBean: guys help

DadBean: My baby won’t stop crying and I’ve tried everything!

FireLord: trust me Lloyd

FireLord: we know

Stoner: We can hear him from across the monastery.

DadBean: Are any of you super secret baby whisperers??

Stoner: ehhh

Stoner: I’m good at it, but I’m no baby whisperer.

Motormouth: im a natural with kids

FireLord: yeah right!

FireLord: the only natural thing you’re good at is complaining

Elsa: Nice burn!

Motormouth: nya!! They’re being mean to me!

FireLord: gl jay my sister sleeps like a rock

FireLord: aint nothin waking her up

DadBean: Guys, I’d take any advice. Any! Even from Jay!

Motormouth: be right there

Stoner: This should be interesting.

Elsa: I’m powering down again.

Elsa: See you in the morning.

Stoner: Gn Tin Can.

FireLord: night, elsa

Stoner: Damn, he didn’t correct you once.

FireLord: huh. maybe he turned a new circuit ;)

Stoner: I can and will kick you.

FireLord: yeahhhh sureee tough guy

FireLord: sure you would

Stoner: WAIT

Stoner: Do you hear that??

FireLord: no? i don’t hear anything??

Stoner: Exactly! It’s quiet!

DadBean: Guys

DadBean: Jay is THE baby whisperer

FireLord: not a chance!

Stoner: Holy shit-

Motormouth: i told ya!

Motormouth: im a natural!

Motormouth: im prepared for fatherhood :D

FireLord: watch your words around me unless you’re prepared for a world of pain

Stoner: Give him a break Kai.

FireLord: fine.

DadBean: I can finally sleep!

DadBean: Goodnight guys!!

FireLord: gn

Motormouth: goodnight!

Motormouth: imma head to bed

Stoner: G’night.

Stoner: I’m going to try to get some shut eye too.

FireLord: gn :)

Stoner: Goodnight. :3

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DadBean: Guys what do we name the baby?

DadBean: I’m not taking suggestions from Jay btw

Motormouth: :(

FireLord: kai jr.

DadBean: Or Kai

Elsa: William?

Stoner: Kade??

DadBean: Mm they don’t fit him.

WaterLily: Zephyr

Motormouth: guys i got it!!

Motormouth: ✨ Arin ✨

DadBean: Wow.

DadBean: That’s actually a good name

FireLord: that name sucks

DadBean: My baby’s name doesn’t suck!

WaterLily: Well, at least he has a name now.

WaterLily: Yk despite the fact we have no idea how you acquired this baby.

Stoner: Damn…how did you get the baby?

Elsa: I’m very curious about that too.

DadBean: I saw some people in an alleyway abandoning him in a cardboard box.

DadBean: I yoinked him since there’s no way I was leaving a baby in a box mid winter.

DadBean: Now, he’s my son.

Stoner: Okay, fair.

FireLord: guys jay hasn’t texted for a whole two minutes

FireLord: this is the best day of my life

WaterLily: Zane, why aren’t you correcting my buffoon brother?

Elsa: Because, he’s a buffoon.

Stoner: It’s part of his charm.

Motormouth: @FireLord i hope you burn your mouth on tea

FireLord: i hope you electrocute yourself on the toaster

Motormouth: nyaaaaaa

WaterLily: Stop fighting and solve it the old fashion way.

DadBean: Dares!

WaterLily: No??

DadBean: Would you rather have Jay and Kai destroy the south wing again?

WaterLily: No.

Motormouth: alrighty

Motormouth: kai I dare you to eat 230 marshmallows

FireLord: weak i dare you to fight Master Wu’s chicken

Motormouth: fine! i accept your dare >:(

FireLord: and i accept yours sparky

Stoner: Rip Jay.

WaterLily: Kai, you will throw up if you eat that many marshmallows.

FireLord: nuh uh

Elsa: @FireLord I am inclined to agree with Nya.

Elsa: You have also just sent Jay to his death.

FireLord: brb gotta eat 231 marshmallows to prove to jay im better than him

DadBean: I’m concerned.

Stoner: Rip Kai.

Elsa: I’ll make funeral preparations.

WaterLily: I’ll buy the flowers.

DadBean: No one is going to stop them?

Stoner: I mean, I should, but no.

Stoner: Just don’t die @FireLord @Motormouth

DadBean: You don’t think Jay will actually fight Master Wu’s chicken, right? Cause he won’t make it.

WaterLily: I’ll miss you when you’re gone @Motormouth <3

Stoner: Ew.

DadBean: Bruh

Elsa: Don’t pay any mind to Cole’s antics.

Elsa: He’s cakesexual.

DadBean: LMAO

WaterLily: True.

WaterLily: We need @Pixie back.

Stoner added Pixal

Stoner renamed Pixal Titanium Maiden

TitaniumMaiden: Why am I here?

TitaniumMaiden: And why is Jay screaming?

Stoner: He’s fighting Master Wu’s chicken.

TitaniumMaiden: That is quite unwise.

FireLord: 231 marshmallows!!

FireLord: im the best!

TitaniumMaiden: You…ate 231 marshmallows?

FireLord: i sure did

TitaniumMaiden: You don’t feel sick?

FireLord: nope i got a stomach of steel

WaterLily: You are going to be so ill later.

Stoner: @Motormouth U alive?

Motormouth: yeah

Motormouth: pls tell me we have pain killers ;-;

FireLord: HA!!

Elsa: I’ll go get the first aid kit.

Motormouth: thx zane <3

WaterLily: Please, never fight the chicken again.

DadBean: @FireLord RIP your insides.

DadBean: @Motormouth I’m ordering a get well soon card rn.

Stoner: Don’t go into the light, Jay.

Motormouth: @WaterLily oke i wont ❤️❤️

Stoner: *Eyebrow raises*

TitaniumMaiden: Oooo two hearts :0

WaterLily: <33

Motormouth: ;)

DadBean: OHOHOHOHO

Stoner: @FireLord where you at??

Elsa: Jay will be fine. I’ve treated him.

TitaniumMaiden: Good.

Stoner: Kai??

FireLord: im here

FireLord: my stomach hurts

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Stoner: Jay just came up to me and said the weirdest thing.

DadBean: Jay weird or weird weird?

Stoner: Weird weird.

Stoner: He said and I quote, “That’s a nice shoulder you got there”

Motormouth: wow you really cant take a compliment 🙄

Stoner: It sounded more like a threat.

WaterLily: I wish Jay would say that to me.

Motormouth: @WaterLily that’s a nice shoulder you got there

WaterLily: 😳

DadBean: Wth

Stoner: Are you guys good?

Elsa: It appears they’re flirting.

TitaniumMaiden: Ooo romance..

Stoner: Where’s Kai?

Elsa: He’s feeling unwell.

DadBean: HUH I WONDER WHY

Stoner: Rip Kai

Motormouth: wait hes not here??

Motormouth: heyyyy nyaaa wanna watch starfarer together?

Motormouth: in my room ;)

WaterLily: sure thing ken

Stoner: I just threw up in my mouth.

TitaniumMaiden: But, Jay, are you Kenough?

Motormouth: YEH I AM >:D

Elsa: Your grammar is appalling.

DadBean: So…Nya is Barbie?

WaterLily: Damn right .

WaterLily: I’m badass Barbie Nya.

Motormouth: nyaaaa come cuddle and snuggle UwU

Stoner: Leave.

WaterLily: Coming babe ;)

DadBean: Alright..

DadBean: Now that the love birds are gone, what should I tell Master Wu?

Stoner: Tell him it was Kai’s idea for Jay to fight the chicken.

DadBean: No, what do I tell him about the new addition to the team?

TitaniumMaiden: The baby you mean.

Elsa: Honesty is the best policy.

DadBean: What if he’s upset?

Stoner: If he could handle a bratty child like you, then he can handle a crying baby.

TitaniumMaiden: He’ll love his great nephew dw

DadBean: Thx guys.

DadBean: He should be back tomorrow and I can tell him.

FireLord: im suffering…

FireLord: why did no one tell me not to eat all those marshmallows??

FireLord: you guys are fake friends

DadBean: Kick him, Cole.

Stoner: No…but I’m tempted to.

Elsa: Perhaps next time, think before you act.

FireLord: i think im dying

TitaniumMaiden: Drama Queen.

FireLord: wait wheres my sister and sparky

DadBean: Oh no

Stoner: Don’t scroll through the previous messages!

DadBean: Cole! Now he’s going to do exactly that!

FireLord: gross!!

FireLord: im gonna hurl again

FireLord: jay is not kenough

Elsa: Too late. It seems he’s already seen them.

TitaniumMaiden: Mood.

FireLord: brb gonna go throw up from cringe

TitaniumMaiden: That’s nice /sarc

Elsa: @FireLord You’re the definition of cringe.

Stoner: Zane!

DadBean: He’s not wrong.

DadBean: Oh boy Arin is up

TitaniumMaiden: We can hear him.

TitaniumMaiden: Maybe we should shop for a crib today?

DadBean: Mmm alright.

DadBean: Who wants to come?

TitaniumMaiden: Me ofc :)

Elsa: I shall accompany you :3

DadBean: Cole?

Stoner: I’ll watch over everyone else.

DadBean: Sounds like a plan then :D

WaterLily: Don’t forget the crib this time, Lloyd !

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FireLord: i wish someone would get me a drink

FireLord: i could really use it

FireLord: im very thirsty 

Stoner: Do you want me to get you a glass of water?

FireLord: yes

Stoner: Give me a second.

WaterLily: Why can’t you get it yourself? 

FireLord: i would but im very sick

Motormouth: theres no way youre still sick :/

FireLord: i am 

FireLord: thanks to your evil dare

Stoner: Are you guys still squabbling over that? 

DadBean: Hey guys, should we get an iron bed frame or wood for the crib?

TitaniumMaiden: Zane and I said iron for extra support.

Motormouth: wood is more cozy

FireLord: wood burns too easily. if there’s a fire the baby would roast alive.

DadBean: Wtf

FireLord: im just stating a fact

FireLord: get a less flammable crib

FireLord: ooo my water is here

Stoner: Your welcome.

Motormouth: what are we eating for lunch?

WaterLily: Idk but I could go for some ketchup.

Motormouth: I love ketchup

WaterLily: I would make love to ketchup on a Sunday morning.

Motormouth: i wish i was that ketchup

WaterLily: Me too ;)

Stoner: You guys are more unhinged than usual.

Stoner: Should I be concerned?

FireLord: ive got my eyes on you jay

Motormouth: nya if I got two packs of ketchup would you eat it with me?

WaterLily: I’d love to.

DadBean: Okayyyyy I’ll leave you to it 😐

3:30 pm

DadBean: My mom just @ me in the family chat.

DadBean: What should I do?

Stoner: Run for your life.

WaterLily: Pretend you didn’t see it.

WaterLily: Works every time with my mom.

DadBean: I can’t. I opened chat..

FireLord: youre screwed 

Motormouth: it was nice knowing you o7

Stoner: We’ll miss you, Lloyd.

TitaniumMaiden: Tell her you’ll text back once you’re done buying diapers for your son.

DadBean: Good idea.

FireLord: at least your dad isn’t in the chat

FireLord: that would be awkward

DadBean: Guys my dad is in the chat

Motormouth: 😨

Stoner: That’s just witchcraft.

WaterLily: @FireLord You jinxed him! 

Elsa: Jinxes are purely fiction.

Motormouth: @Elsa nuh uh ur wrong

Motormouth: weve encountered snake people, stone warriors, sky pirates, merpeople, ghosts and shapeshifting oni! jinxes are definitely a thing

FireLord: sky pirates??

Stoner: We never fought sky pirates..?

Elsa: That’s not in my database.

WaterLily: Excuse Jay..

WaterLily: He just has a big imagination. Don’t you, Jay?

Motormouth: fine ill keep my trauma to myself 

FireLord: are you scared of pirates or something?

Motormouth: no! I kick pirate ass!

FireLord: sureeee

WaterLily: Stop being a dick, Kai.

DadBean: Guys, my dad, my mom and Uncle Wu are typing at once!

TitaniumMaiden: Delete the group chat.

TitaniumMaiden: It’s the only way.

Elsa: Pix is right, I see no other option.

DadBean: Okay.

DadBean: it’s gone.

FireLord: that was a close one 

FireLord: who wants to watch Pirates of The Caribbean tonight?

Motormouth left the chat..

WaterLily left the chat..

FireLord: wow theyre acting weird

Stoner: Pretty sure Jay has a phobia of pirates. He put all his starfarer movies with space pirates in storage.

FireLord: okay super weird

DadBean: My mom is FaceTiming me…

Elsa: Oh no.

TitaniumMaiden: I’ve got a solution!

Stoner: What is it?

Stoner: Pix…?

FireLord: i have a bad feeling..

Elsa: Pixal just “yeeted” Lloyd’s phone.

Elsa: The problem has been solved.

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Stoner: We need a new name for the group chat.

Stoner: Any ideas?

FireLord: jay wears heels

Elsa: Is that an idea or a statement?

FireLord: both

TitaniumMaiden: Cole has hairy toes and rights

Stoner: Okay, why are we talking about my toes?

Stoner: and how do you know that?

FireLord: thats the best name ever!

FireLord: and canonically accurate 

Elsa: Lloyd is here with me and agrees with Pixal.

Stoner: Bruh-

Stoner: Fine.

Stoner renamed the chat Cole Has Hairy Toes and Rights

Stoner: This is humiliating.

FireLord: nah this is hilarious 

FireLord: re add my sister and sparky will u?

Stoner: invited Nya, Jay to the group chat…

Stoner renamed Nya GlorifiedPuddle

Stoner renamed Jay Motormouth 

GlorifiedPuddle: Why the hell is the group chat called that?

Motormouth: PFTTHAHAHAHAHAHA

Motormouth: cole does have hairy toes

Stoner: HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THAT???

TitaniumMaiden: Flips flops in summer.

Motormouth: youre basically a hobbit on steroids 

Stoner: Okay, I’m never wearing flip flops again.

Stoner: I also heard you wear heels @Motormouth

Motormouth: WGO TOLD YOU THAT

Elsa: *Who *?

Stoner: Mr. Kai FireLord over here

FireLord: Oooo i like that mr kai firelord 

GlorifiedPuddle: So what? He looks good in them 😏

FireLord: youre making me cringe

Stoner: I’m disgusted, dissatisfied and disappointed.

Motormouth: you two are just jealous cause ur single 

FireLord: hey! i have skylor!

Elsa: When was the last time you even talked to her?

FireLord: i

TitaniumMaiden: Maidenless.

Elsa: Girlfriendless.

GlorifiedPuddle: Lonely.

Stoner: I’m fine being maidenless.

Stoner: Trust me on that.

Motormouth: a little quiet there aren’t you kai?

FireLord: im putting my hair gel in

FireLord: brb

Elsa: Lloyd, Pixal, Arin and I are heading home.

Elsa: We’ve gotten the essentials, including a new phone for Lloyd and around twenty more baby toys.

GlorifiedPuddle: Dude we don’t need anymore baby toys!

TitaniumMaiden: Try telling that to a very aggressive half dragon, half oni, half human who has maternal instincts times ten.

Elsa: Pixal and I have decided it must be his dragon side that’s making him act so protective.

Stoner: Guys what did you do?

Stoner: Kai is crying in the bathroom again-

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Motormouth: do you guys ever think what monster we’d be in a horror film?

Stoner: No??

Elsa: Not that I can think of.

GlorifiedPuddle: Kai would probably be something dumb like a zombie.

FireLord: why would I be something dumb???

GlorifiedPuddle: Cause you’re always doing stupid shit like eating copious amounts of marshmallows and nearly dying all the time…

Stoner: He’d be Frankenstein before he got a brain.

FireLord: oh really???

FireLord: well youd be one of the ugly rock trolls from frozen

TitaniumMaiden: No, Cole would be a vampire.

Stoner: @TitaniumMaiden huh why?

TitaniumMaiden: Because you look like the guy from the vampire film. 

Motormouth: nah his chest isn’t sparkly enough 

TitaniumMaiden: How do you feel about body glitter? @Stoner

Stoner: wtf

DadBean: What would I be?

FireLord: booger monster

Motormouth: slime guy

Elsa: A dragon.

Stoner: Booger monster.

GlorifiedPuddle: Guys stop giving him names of green themed monsters.

GlorifiedPuddle: If anything he should be a werewolf.

TitaniumMaiden: I disagree. A dragon is most logical since werewolves transform. Lloyd doesn’t transform.

DadBean: Sure I do.

DadBean: I turned into an oni while fighting the overlord.

FireLord: WHAT

Motormouth: AND YOU DIDNT THIKNK TO TSLL US?!

Elsa: *Didn’t *Think *Tell

GlorifiedPuddle: Stfu Zane this is serious 

GlorifiedPuddle: Why didn’t you mention this earlier?!

Stoner: Yeah! This is a big deal!

DadBean: I guess it never came up?

DadBean: Doesn’t matter though it only lasted thirty or so seconds.

Motormouth: okay i got my eyes on you from now on

FireLord: you and i are gonna have words later

TitaniumMaiden: I just got done texting my dad. Wtf just happened here?

Elsa: Lloyd turned into an oni and refrained from telling us.

DadBean: It really wasn’t a big deal.

DadBean: Also brb Arin is trying to eat my ninja stars

GlorifiedPuddle: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE NINJA STARS WHERE A BABY COULD EAT THEM

FireLord: that sounds like something our dad would do

FireLord: mom says he was a himbo when he was young 

Stoner: I’m tired guys. I’m going to bed.

FireLord: already???

Stoner: I’ve dealt with way too much chaotic shit today.

FireLord: awh gn :(

Stoner: Goodnight. <3

TitaniumMaiden: 🤨🏳️‍🌈

GlorifiedPuddle: Oh my god Pix-

Motormouth: guys Master Wu’s chicken is stalking me :((

GlorifiedPuddle: Come hide in my room babe.

FireLord: gross

DadBean: I’m back! I hid the ninja stars :D

GlorifiedPuddle: Tomorrow we’re baby proofing this whole monastery.

GlorifiedPuddle: And DONT even think about arguing.

Elsa: I will gather what we need and go on a baby proofing rampage.

Motormouth: ooo fun :3

DadBean: Nah it’s cool. 

DadBean: Fatherhood is going great. I’m thinking about bringing him on tomorrow’s mission.

GlorifiedPuddle: Try it and I will tie you to that crib .

DadBean: nvm

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FireLord: @DadBean why are you crying

FireLord: and dont think you can lie i can hear you from my room

DadBean: Arin is crying.

GlorifiedPuddle: Okay, but why are you crying?

DadBean: Because Arin is crying and I’m sad that he’s upset.

FireLord: i guess that makes sense??

TitaniumMaiden: Pregnancy hormones.

DadBean: I’m not pregnant!

Motormouth: yeh you definitely arent

FireLord: @Motormouth why are you saying that like you know someone who is…

GlorifiedPuddle: …

FireLord: JAY

Motormouth: im pregnant

TitaniumMaiden: Well, this just took a turn.

GlorifiedPuddle: Surprise :D

FireLord: congrats?

DadBean: I’m really confused.

DadBean: How did you get…Y’know?

Motormouth: i mean there’s only one way right?

GlorifiedPuddle: I’m the mom :)

FireLord: Sis wtf

Elsa: Congratulations!! 🎉

TitaniumMaiden: I’m an aunt twice over 🥺

DadBean: Welcome to fatherhood Jay!

FireLord: damn im an uncle

FireLord: again

GlorifiedPuddle: Okay, time to take bets. Girl or boy?

FireLord: girl

DadBean: Boy?

TitaniumMaiden: Boy.

Elsa: Girl.

Motormouth: hmmm girl :D

GlorifiedPuddle: Okay, all bets are final >:3

FireLord: i stand by my guess

TitaniumMaiden: @GlorifiedPuddle @Motormouth Have you told your parents?

GlorifiedPuddle: Not yet for me.

Motormouth: My ma and pa know :)

DadBean: looks like our kids are going to be cousins!

Motormouth: YEH :3

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FireLord: gm family i despise at times

DadBean: Good morning problem sibling.

Elsa: Good morning.

TitaniumMaiden: Good morning. ^^

Motormouth: hello :3

GlorifiedPuddle: Morning motherfuckers.

FireLord: do we have any cereal left?

Motormouth: ate it

FireLord: jay wtf

Motormouth: dont blame me blame your niece or nephew

FireLord: im not blaming my unborn niece/nephew

TitaniumMaiden: I’ll buy some cereal today.

Elsa: Guys, what’s a robot’s favorite snack?

GlorifiedPuddle: Oh boy…

FireLord: *sharp inhale*

Elsa: Computer chips.

Motormouth: hey! if anyone is making dad jokes its gonna be me!

TitaniumMaiden: Yum.

FireLord: @Elsa make me waffles pls

Elsa: Anyone else want waffles?

Motormouth: oh yeh definitely

GlorifiedPuddle: i prefer pancakes, but sure.

TitaniumMaiden: Sorry, I’m busy eating computer chips 😋

Stoner: Woah

Stoner: Why is there so many messages??

Stoner: Did you guys have a whole debate while I slept?

FireLord: jay is pregnant just so you know

Stoner: WHAT?!

Motormouth: quick cole, girl or boy?

Stoner: Boy???

GlorifiedPuddle: All bets are final HAHAHAHA >:3

Stoner: Am I the last one to know about this?

DadBean: Yeah, but you were asleep so we couldn’t tell you :(

Motormouth: @Stoner you’re the godfather btw

Stoner: Ok cool 😵‍💫

FireLord: cole, wanna eat waffles with the rest of us?

Stoner: Sure.

DadBean: Do you think Arin is old enough to eat waffles?

GlorifiedPuddle: No, no he’s not.

GlorifiedPuddle: He’s like five months old if even that 😑

DadBean: Okay, okay.

DadBean: Do any of you have good parents btw? I need parenting advice.

GlorifiedPuddle: My mom tries.

Stoner: yeah, no.

Elsa: He’s dead.

TitaniumMaiden: Yes, but he’s not well versed in human babies.

Motormouth: ask my ma

FireLord: or us

FireLord: or did you forget we badicskky raised you??

Elsa: *basically

Stoner: Glad to see Zane being the grammar police hasn’t changed.

FireLord: its so annoying

TitaniumMaiden: I find it hot.

FireLord left the chat

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Stoner: Has anyone seen my hoodie?

DadBean: It was Kai.

Stoner: Kai, why’d you take my hoodie?

DadBean: He left.

Stoner: Oh

Stoner invited Kai

Stoner renamed Kai FireLord

FireLord: why am i here

Stoner: You took my hoodie apparently.

FireLord: i did

Stoner: Can I have it back?

FireLord: no i gave it to nya :/

Stoner: Nya??

GlorifiedPuddle: Sry Jay has it :(

Motormouth: and it’s comfy so im not giving it back

Stoner: Okay…

Stoner: Where is my sweater???

DadBean: Oh I didn’t realize you still wanted it.

Stoner: Did you guys steal all my comfy clothes??

Elsa: I’m currently wearing your sweatpants so that’s quite a possibility…

Stoner: okay. I’m stealing one of Kai’s hoodies-

FireLord: Since when did we start sharing clothes?

TitaniumMaiden: I have five of Cole’s shirts in my closet, two of Kai’s hoodies, four of Jay’s sweaters, three of Cole’s shorts, two pairs of Nya’s shoes, three of Lloyd’s pullovers, and Zane’s fedora.

Stoner: wth Pixal

Stoner: No wonder I’m naked half the time.

FireLord: is that why youre shirtless looking through my closet

Pixal: 🏳️‍🌈📸

Stoner: I’m trying to find a hoodie but they’re all gone!

DadBean: If you need a hoodie I have ten of Kai’s in my closet.

Stoner: Okay, that’s it. Monastery meeting rn

Motormouth: oh no

GlorifiedPuddle: Is this a bad time to mention your three band hoodies crumpled in under my bed?

Stoner: NYA

FireLord: @DadBean thats where all my hoodies went???

FireLord: I kept buying more wtf

DadBean: In my defense I was cold :(

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GlorifiedPuddle: Guys we have a problem .

GlorifiedPuddle: A Lloyd sized problem.

Stoner: Oh no what did the greenbean do now?

GlorifiedPuddle: He hasn’t came home yet and it’s past twelve.

GlorifiedPuddle: He had Arin with him too…

FireLord: well shit

Motormouth: should we call the commissioner and have him bring the kid home?

GlorifiedPuddle: We don’t even know where Lloyd is. His tracker is off the grid.

Elsa: That is very very bad.

TitaniumMaiden: His comm link is also non operational.

Stoner: I have a really bad feeling inside.

FireLord: me too

Motormouth: he’s offline too..

DadBean: um guys?

Motormouth: nvm

FireLord: lloyd where tf are you

GlorifiedPuddle: We were starting to worry!

TitaniumMaiden: Thank fsm

Elsa: Do you need backup?

DadBean: No, but I need you to be open minded to what I’m about to say.

FireLord: lloyd i swear to your grandfather if you have another box of kittens-

DadBean: No kittens.

Stoner: Lloyd, you’re not about to bring home what I think you are, right?

DadBean: @Stoner depends..

GlorifiedPuddle: Lloyd…what do you have?

DadBean: a baby…

Stoner: Oh my god I knew it-

FireLord: ANOTHER ONE???

Motormouth: where do you keep getting them??

GlorifiedPuddle: No shot…

DadBean: Please guys. She’s super tiny and won’t take up too much room.

DadBean: I’ll take good care of her promise.

GlorifiedPuddle: This isn’t a pet adoption thing. Bring that baby home and out of the cold this instant-

GlorifiedPuddle: Along with Arin since he should be in bed by now.

Motormouth: wow you’re going to be an amazing mom nya 😍

GlorifiedPuddle: ofc I am

GlorifiedPuddle: But, seriously Lloyd get your little babies out of the cold.

DadBean: omw

FireLord: damn were really just an orphanage now

Stoner: Kai…

FireLord: am i wrong???

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DadBean: Guys I have a problem.

FireLord: no shit

FireLord: youve adopted two babies under six months old within the span of five days

DadBean: That’s not the problem.

DadBean: The problem is what do I tell my parents?

Motormouth: just dont

Motormouth: can you imagine the wrath your mother would have 😰

DadBean: Good point.

DadBean: Also, im pretty sure this baby is an oni..

Stoner: What?!

GlorifiedPuddle: Hold on. I gotta get some coffee before hearing this one.

FireLord: you know what

FireLord: sure anything is possible these days

FireLord: mythic snakes, merpeople, little purple men that look like santas helpers, jay being pregnant

FireLord: hell id believe pix if she told me she was pregnant with a tiny zane shaped screw

TitaniumMaiden: Kai, I’m pregnant with a tiny Zane shaped screw.

FireLord: congratulations

FireLord: is it wireless or bluetooth?

TitaniumMaiden: Wow, you really did believe me.

TitaniumMaiden: You needn’t fear. I am not pregnant with a tiny Zane shaped screw.

GlorifiedPuddle: Wtf did I just walk in on?

FireLord: it doesnt matter

FireLord: it was a false alarm

FireLord: pix isnt actually pregnant

Elsa: I wish such thing were possible. :(

Motormouth: it’s not??

TitaniumMaiden: I don’t believe so.

GlorifiedPuddle: Right, Lloyd how do you know your baby is an oni?

DadBean: Well, her eyes are glowing purple and she’s got tiny little black horns…

FireLord: yep an oni

Stoner: Cool.

Stoner: Let’s just hope this one doesn’t want to kill us.

DadBean: She’s a baby. The only thing on her mind is cry and eat.

Motormouth: when can i introduce her and Arin to starfarer???

DadBean: hmmm

DadBean: Wanna watch it now?

Motormouth: YESSS ILL GET THE POPCORN :D

GlorifiedPuddle: Boys 🙄

TitaniumMaiden: Our boys 😌

Stoner: Tell me when you get to the half way theme song.

DadBean: You got it 👍

Elsa: I will search up baby names for our new niece.

DadBean: Thx Zane you’re awesome <33

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4:00 pm

GlorifiedPuddle: Alright guys, Thanksgiving checklist go!

Motormouth: set the table!

DadBean: Make sure my babies don’t eat any sharp objects or freeze us with oni mist.

Stoner: Get dessert.

Elsa: Cook the turkey.

TitaniumMaiden: Assist in cooking.

FireLord: eat the turkey

GlorifiedPuddle: I’ll make sure all the monastery protection protocols are on. 👍

Motormouth: Kai help me set the table

FireLord: no

FireLord: im helping zane

Elsa: He’s trying to eat the raw turkey.

Stoner: Please, don’t get food poisoning on Thanksgiving.

Stoner: I will cry if I miss dessert.

FireLord: relax im being careful

Elsa: He is most certainly not being “careful”

TitaniumMaiden: Don’t eat the turkey before I add the stuffing. I mean it, Kai.

DadBean: Brb guys

DadBean: My little oni child just shapeshifted into a rat and I lost track of her.

GlorifiedPuddle: Hold on, Lloyd. I’ll help you find her.

Motormouth: table is set :D

Stoner: @DadBean I’ll help find the baby too.

5:56 pm

Elsa: Friends?

Motormouth: oh hey Zane

Motormouth: how’s the cooking going?

Elsa: Not well.

Elsa: It needs to be postponed.

GlorifiedPuddle: Why?

DadBean: We found my daughter btw. :D

Elsa: Kai unfortunately ate raw turkey and now we need to take him to the hospital.

DadBean: WHAT

Stoner: Are you serious???

TitaniumMaiden: He is very serious.

Elsa: Pixal and I are with him right now.

Elsa: Could one of you start up the bounty.

DadBean: I will…

6:34 pm

Elsa: The doctors say Kai will be fine, but I’ll stay just in case.

Elsa: You guys can head home.

Stoner: Nuh uh I’m staying too.

GlorifiedPuddle: There’s no way I’m leaving my idiot brother.

DadBean: My kids just fell asleep.

DadBean: I’m not moving from this seat.

Motormouth: i’ll order some food from the cafeteria

TitaniumMaiden: Scoot over, Zane. We’re going to need more space in this tiny hospital room.

Elsa: Agreed.

GlorifiedPuddle: If my brother doesn’t stop doing stupid stuff, I’m gonna kill him.

Stoner: You and me both.

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GlorifiedPuddle: Okay guys…

GlorifiedPuddle: Kai gets out of the hospital today which means we have one objective…

GlorifiedPuddle: Make sure Kai doesn’t do stupid shit.

Motormouth: thats like telling Cole not to eat my pudding cup

Motormouth: hes gonna do it either way

Stoner: True.

TitaniumMaiden: Perhaps we need something stronger.

GlorifiedPuddle: We’re not going to drug my brother.

TitaniumMaiden: I was suggesting an intervention -_-

Elsa: That’s actually quite sensible.

Motormouth: aremt those only in movies?

Elsa: *Aren’t

TitaniumMaiden: No, Jay. They’re very real.

Stoner: I have a better idea.

Stoner: @FireLord

Stoner: @FireLord

GlorifiedPuddle: COLE WHAT ARE TOU DOUNG

Stoner: @FireLord

Zane: *, *you *doing *!

Stoner: @FireLord

FireLord: dude what is happening

FireLord: im trying to watch the taylor swift concert on my iphone

Stoner: Read the messages above.

Motormouth: TRAITOR >:0

Elsa: Oh dear…

GlorifiedPuddle: Cole, I’m going to end you.

TitaniumMaiden: My plan T-T

FireLord: an intervention really?

FireLord: ty cole for showing me this treachery

Stoner: Don’t thank me yet.

Stoner: I’m about to black mail you.

FireLord: HUH

Motormouth: oh snap :0

Stoner: I’m sorry, Kai, but I gotta do it.

FireLord: cole…

Stoner: If and when you did something stupid again, I’m going to do the same exact thing you do.

FireLord: but thats a stupid idea!?

Stoner: It sure is.

Stoner: Good thing you have plenty of stupid ones too.

Motormouth: SHEEEESH

TitaniumMaiden: Let him cook.

Stoner: And I’m going to keep doing the same dumb things you do, until you stop for both our sakes.

FireLord: aight

FireLord: fine lets do it

Stoner: You’re good with this arrangement?

FireLord: yea im in

FireLord: i know youre too responsible to try half the things i do

FireLord: so i know youre gonna give within five mins

Stoner: We’ll see, Kai. We’ll see.

GlorifiedPuddle: Guys…there’s two of them.

TitaniumMaiden: Oh no…

Motormouth: this should be interesting

Elsa: Guys? Where’s Lloyd?

GlorifiedPuddle: YOURE JOKING

GlorifiedPuddle: LLOYD DAMMIT

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GlorifiedPuddle: @DadBean where are you?

FireLord: @DadBean

Motormouth: maybe if we make a summoning circle of his favorite things he’ll come back…

TitaniumMaiden: @DadBean come back please :(

DadBean: Hey guys.

Elsa: Where were you?

FireLord: pls tell me you dont have another baby

DadBean: Nope.

DadBean: Just a cat.

Stoner: Oh boy…

FireLord: another one??

TitaniumMaiden: Do they have a name?

DadBean: Her name is Pickles and I love her.

DadBean: My son is still crying tho

DadBean: And I asked Jay’s mom for help, but so far none of the advice works..

Motormouth: maybe he just needs time to get used to his new surroundings

DadBean: Yeah, maybe.

DadBean: My daughter is super quiet…

FireLord that reminds me what are we gonna name her

FireLord: im thinking something cool like Fira or Zariah

GlorifiedPuddle: What about something simple like Stella or Kelly?

Motormouth: Layla??

DadBean: I actually thought of a name already.

Elsa: Oh??

TitaniumMaiden: oooo

Stoner: Well, tell us already 👀

DadBean: Sora :)

GlorifiedPuddle: Awww that’s a pretty name.

TitaniumMaiden: Lovely ^^

FireLord: okay thats a good name unlike arin

DadBean: Bruh -_-

Motormouth: Arin is a great name fire doofus

Stoner: Wait hold on-

FireLord: dont you dare

Stoner renamed FireLord FireDoofus

FireDoofus: i hate u

Stoner: No, you don’t.

FireDoofus: yes i do

FireDoofus: dont talk to me

Stoner: ;-;

TitaniumMaiden: Breakup of the century.

GlorifiedPuddle: Friendship ruined.

FireDoofus: friendship ended with cole

FireDoofus: jay is my new best friend

Motormouth: YIPPEEE

Stoner: :0

Stoner: >:0

DadBean: Guys, I’m bringing Pickles home now.

DadBean: See you then :)

TitaniumMaiden: You’re interrupting the juicy drama

DadBean: right the drama..🙄

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LoneWolf: Does anyone know when Lloyd will be back?

Fiyaaaa: why?

LoneWolf: No reason.

LoneWolf: It’s not like I miss him or anything…

WhereIsZane: I’m sorry, but I don’t know where Lloyd is atm.

Fiyaaaa: what have you been up to pix?

WhereIsZane: The usual along with searching for my bf.

WhereIsZane: I can’t seem to find him :(

LoneWolf: Wait, are you talking about the ice emperor -_-

Fiyaaaa: his name is zane flea bag

LoneWolf: stfu im babysitting three kids and youre doing nothing

Fiyaaaa: im coping

LoneWolf: Cope better.

LoneWolf: My kids deserve more than you.

Fiyaaaa: YOUR KIDS??

WhereIsZane: Stop fighting like children. We have more pressing matters.

LoneWolf: As in?

WhereIsZane: Finding Zane.

WhereIsZane: … And Lloyd of course.

LoneWolf: Sry but I gotta go make my kids lunch and tell them their uncle is still a loser.

Fiyaaaa: wth

Fiyaaaa: im telling Lloyd

Alfonzo: Hello

Fiyaaaa: who tf are you

LoneWolf: brb guys

WhereIsZane: Hello stranger :D

Fiyaaaa: @Alfonzo How’d you get here?!

Alfonzo: I spawned in :)

Fiyaaaa: what is happening today

TheBrownNinja: Idk but it’s a wild ride

TheBrownNinja: And im loving every second of it.

AuntViVi: Where’s Lloyd?

Fiyaaaa: Looking for a fourth child.

TheBrownNinja: 😱

Fiyaaaa: i was joking

Fiyaaaa: he left to find nya

AuntViVi: How are my nieces and nephew?

Fiyaaaa: but youre not their aunt right??

Fiyaaaa: did i miss something??

AuntViVi: I’m the best aunt!

Alfonzo: And im the best uncle.

Fiyaaaa: wtf is happening

Ronin: Chaos and i love it.

Ronin: Who wants to buy some very rare wares? ;)

Fiyaaaa renamed Ronin Swiper

Swiper: This is setting off my second villain arc.

Swiper: I’m going to find Lloyd’s mom and make out with her-

LoneWolf: Who are all of you people?

TheBrownNinja: I’m the brown ninja!

LoneWolf: stfu

TheBrownNinja: D:

LoneWolf: Get out of the chat now.

LoneWolf: You’re endangering my pack.

Swiper: Imma head out

Swiper left the chat…

TheBrownNinja: Bye guys ;-;

LoneWolf: Leave.

TheBrownNinja left the chat…

AuntViVi left the chat…

Fiyaaaa: thx akita

Fiyaaaa: maybe youre not so bad after all

LoneWolf: come hang out with the kids and I’ll call it even.

Fiyaaaa: 😬

WhereIsZane: What just happened?

WhereIsZane: I stepped away for just a moment-

Fiyaaaa: a bunch of weirdos joined.

WhereIsZane: I invited those weirdos -_-

Fiyaaaa: oh

Fiyaaaa: even Alfonzo

WhereIsZane: Who?

Alfonzo: :3

Fiyaaaa: WHO ARE YOU???

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FireDoofus: oh, coleeee

FireDoofus: im about to do something stupid

Stoner: Not before I do.

FireDoofus: oh? so you dont mind eating day old pizza

Stoner: Nope. Let’s do it.

GlorifiedPuddle: C’mon guys, please don’t do this.

DadBean: I mean a day isn’t bad.

DadBean: I’ve seen Kai eat two and a half week old non refrigerated pie and live.

DadBean: So, he should be fine. Idk about Cole.

TitaniumMaiden: Please, don’t do anything that could require medical assistance, for Jay, Elsa and I are busy.

GlorifiedPuddle: Wait- what are you doing with Jay?

TitaniumMaiden: We’re discussing the best time for an ultrasound along with other medical things :)

FireDoofus: damn i forgot he was pregnant

DadBean: Same :/

Elsa: Pixal, why didn’t you use my real name? 🤨

TitaniumMaiden: I forgot you had one 😐

Elsa: 🥲

TitaniumMaiden: I’m sorry I love you <33

Elsa: 🫠

TitaniumMaiden: ZANE NO

Motormouth: um is Zane ok?

Motormouth: he’s like…melting?

FireDoofus: WHAT

Stoner: WHOA ROLL THAT PNE BACK

Motormouth: i mean his ice is melting

Motormouth: my socks are wet :(

GlorifiedPuddle: It’s okay, babe. You can borrow mine (again) ;)

FireDoofus: wth

FireDoofus: im gonna eat that pizza

Stoner: We’re sharing it.

FireDoofus fine but just remember me and jay are besties now

FireDoofus: not you and i

Stoner: Okay fine! I’m fine with that >:(

TitaniumMaiden: Stop fighting and get a room 🙄

GlorifiedPuddle: Just hug it out, guys.

GlorifiedPuddle: My brother loves hugs.

FireDoofus: no i dont!

Stoner: I’m eating the pizza. You coming?

FireDoofus: obviously!

Motormouth: aren’t you glad I’m not doing anything crazy like that, Nya?

GlorifiedPuddle: You better not while carrying our baby.

Motormouth: i won’t i promise <33

GlorifiedPuddle: ❤️

FireDoofus: ew

DadBean: Wholesome :’)

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Motormouth: do you guys ever stop and think about how big the universe is?

Motormouth: like- there could be a universe where I’m a space ninja

Motormouth: like fritz donnegan

Stoner: Does that means there’s a universe where Kai isn’t an idiot?

FireDoofus: and a universe where cole is one of the rock trolls from frozen

Elsa: Or possibly a universe where I’m human.

TitaniumMaiden: A universe where we’re all hot vampires.

GlorifiedPuddle: An alternate universe where I’m the master of fire and Kai is master of water.

DadBean: A universe where we’re all teenagers and in high school.

FireDoofus: That sounds more like a nightmare than an alternate universe.

Stoner: An alternate universe where Jay is pregnant with triplets-

Motormouth: im not ready for that scenario

GlorifiedPuddle: @Stoner I just choked on my drink

DadBean: A universe where Kai is the green ninja.

FireDoofus: nuh uh

FireDoofus: im over that

Elsa: A universe where I switch spots with Pixal.

TitaniumMaiden: A universe where we’re all puppets.

DadBean: Okay, that’s just terrifying.

GlorifiedPuddle: Pls no

Motormouth: an alternate reality where we’re all worms on a string

FireDoofus: a universe where Lloyd is the pregnant one

DadBean: 😨

FireDoofus: a universe where lloyds baby stops crying for at least five minutes

DadBean: I’m trying to get him to stop

DadBean: He’s just having a hard time adjusting

DadBean: Which is normal when your parents abandon you!

DadBean: It’s not his fault! He’s just a baby-

FireDoofus: jeez its okay lloyd

FireDoofus: you dont have to defend the little guy im not upset

DadBean: Sorry, I think my parental issues just showed a little..

Motormouth: a little?

Motormouth: more like a lot

DadBean: It’s tough having family issues, Jay! Not everyone’s parents are perfect.

Motormouth: well obviously not

Motormouth: my bio dad left me all alone on a strangers doorstep

Stoner: Whoa whoa whoa say that again?

Stoner: You’re adopted??

Motormouth: oh did I forget to tell you guys that?

FireDoofus: YEAH WTH JAY

Stoner: have you talked to your bio dad and mom about yknow-

Motormouth: i cant

Motormouth: dad is dead and mom has been missing since i was an infant

Motormouth: i cant find her anywhere. its like she just disappeared into thin air.

Stoner: Holy shit, Jay.

Elsa: That would explain the lack of elemental abilities in your parents genetics.

Elsa: You’ve been adopted this whole time.

DadBean: That’s crazy. Sorry, about you mother, Jay.

Motormouth: nah its okay

Motormouth: im happy with where i am in my life

Motormouth: cant really miss someone you never met

TitaniumMaiden: Does Nya know you’re adopted?

GlorifiedPuddle: Ofc I do.

Motormouth: ofc she does :)

DadBean: Well, I suppose that’s good.

FireDoofus: this conversation really took a turn, huh?

Stoner: It sure did.

Stoner: How long have you known you’re adopted, Jay?

Motormouth: about six years

Several people are typing…

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TitaniumMaiden: Okay, so all we’ve learned in our time in this chat is Jay and Nya are very in love, Kai is an idiot, Cole can be an idiot for Kai, Jay is adopted and Lloyd has a problem with taking in stray children and pets.

TitaniumMaiden: Anyone else have dark secrets to spill?

DadBean: I have crippling abandonment issues and will murder anyone who touches a strand of hair on my kid’s heads.

FireDoofus: thats not a secret green bean

FireDoofus: a secret would be something nobody else knows

FireDoofus: and we already know all that.

DadBean: You do? D:

Elsa: We’ve known for ages.

Elsa: I unfortunately can’t tell my secret since Jay and I made a pact.

GlorifiedPuddle: Oh? 🤨

Motormouth: i’m not opening that can of worms

Motormouth: sry Nya but it’s too great of an embarrassment

FireDoofus: let me hear your embarrassing secrets

Motormouth: tell yours and maybe Zane and i will divulge ours

FireDoofus: i have no deep dark secrets or confessions

Stoner: Uh huh sureee.

Stoner: Cause you’re so open about everything.

Elsa: Actually, Kai is quite a private person.

FireDoofus: it was sarcasm zane and cole doesnt know what hes talking about

Stoner: Yeah, whatever.

Motormouth: okay what’s going on with you guys?

Motormouth: you’re acting weird with a capital W

Elsa: Agreed. Your behavior is most puzzling.

GlorifiedPuddle: I’m getting a feeling there’s still unresolved tensions from Thanksgiving…

FireDoofus: idk what youre talking about

FireDoofus: no tension here

Stoner: Yeah. Everything is fine.

Elsa: Perhaps you should speak your feelings.

Elsa: It’s better than holding it all in

FireDoofus: yeah sure except everything is fine

FireDoofus: so we dont need to talk

FireDoofus: now if you excuse me im gonna go set off some fireworks far too close to explosive material

Stoner: Wait up.

Stoner: I’m coming.

FireDoofus: this one is gonna be dangerous

FireDoofus: you sure you wanna keep this black mail up

Stoner: Yeah, I’m sure.

FireDoofus: fine then

TitaniumMaiden: Your behavior is worrying me.

GlorifiedPuddle: That makes two of us.

Motormouth: three you mean

Elsa: Four of us.

DadBean: What’s going on?

DadBean: I had to find Sora.

DadBean: She shape shifted into a cat that looked exactly like Pickles.

DadBean: I have her in my arms now though, so it’s okay.

GlorifiedPuddle: Kai and Cole are still fighting.

Motormouth: they’re both emotionally constipated :(

Elsa: What? 😰

Motormouth: it’s just a saying Zane

Motormouth: i’ll explain later

DadBean: Damn, maybe we need another intervention.

GlorifiedPuddle: Right, cause that went so well last time…

TitaniumMaiden: We may have to just wait this one out.

Motormouth: i hate to say it, but Pix might be right.

Motormouth: theyre clearly not ready to listen to anyone or each other.

Elsa: Agreed. They need time.

DadBean: Then, we’ll give them some time and hopefully things will turn out for the better..

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DadBean: Guys.

DadBean: Arin stopped crying.

Motormouth: awww that’s great :D

DadBean: WHY ISNT HE CRYING?!

DadBean: THIS IS HORRIBLE

GlorifiedPuddle: Uh, care to explain your reasoning?

DadBean: He’s never quiet!

DadBean: Is there something wrong with him?

DadBean: Should I call a doctor?

Motormouth: is he acting sick?

DadBean: No, he just looks happy.

DadBean: I don’t understand.

GlorifiedPuddle: It sounds like he finally got settled in.

Motormouth: see, Lloyd? you’re a great dad :D

DadBean: Wow…

DadBean: Is it normal to cry a little when you feel accomplished at something?

Motormouth: ur crying?

DadBean: Yeah ;-;

GlorifiedPuddle: I’m very proud of you, Lloyd. You’re a much better parent than Y’know-

DadBean: Thanks, Nya <3

Motormouth: are Cole and Kai still on a mission?

Motormouth: it’s been hours..

TitaniumMaiden: They were last active three hours ago and we all know Kai is chronically online..

Elsa: That’s highly concerning.

TitaniumMaiden: They might be on a stealth mission though. It would explain Kai’s inactivity.

GlorifiedPuddle: Idk guys, I have a bad feeling.

DadBean: Me too.

DadBean: Something feels wrong.

FireDoofus: GUYS

FireDoofus: I NEED HELP

FireDoofus: COLE IS HURT

DadBean: Send Pix the location, I’ll get my sword.

GlorifiedPuddle: What the hell happened out there?

Elsa: Is now really the time to be asking that question?

FireDoofus: GUYS PLEASE JUST COME

FireDoofus: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DI

TitaniumMaiden: I have your location. We’re on the way, just stay calm.

DadBean: Can Cole type right now? What’s his condition?

FireDoofus: HES UNCONSCIOUS I TGINK- HES BREATGING

FireDoofus: FYCK CAPS LOCK I CANT GET IT OFF

FireDoofus: JUST PLEASE PKEASE HELP

Elsa: Deep breathes, Kai. It’s going to be okay.

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3 hours ago…

Lava Bros Chat

FireDoofus: pick up the pace

FireDoofus: ur going super slow

Stoner: You just ran a red light.

Stoner: You need to pay attention and stop texting.

FireDoofus: ur texting too hypocrite

FireDoofus: didnt you say you were gonna do exactly what i do

Stoner: Fine, but if I die I’m haunting you the rest of my life.

FireDoofus: yea yea sure

FireDoofus: we have a long drive to go, so catch up if you can rocky ;)

Stoner: You’re such an idiot.

FireDoofus: uh huh

FireDoofus: i love you too

Stoner: Dude, shut up.

FireDoofus: jeez sensitive much

FireDoofus: im just playin

Stoner: Let’s just get this mission done, okay?

FireDoofus: aight u da boss

Stoner: Whatever.

Thirty minutes ago…

Stoner: Where are you?

Stoner: You need to be in position!

Stoner: @FireDoofus hello?!

FireDoofus: give me a sec

FireDoofus: im in the middle of something

Stoner: Of what? Posting selfies?

Stoner: I saw you active on Ninjastagram ten minutes ago.

Stoner: This mission is important.

Stoner: They were talking about vengestone shipments.

Stoner: We have to stop this before it becomes another Overlord or Vangelis situation.

Stoner: Just, please don’t mess this up with our stupid deal, okay?

Stoner: I need you to be mature for once.

Stoner: Kai?

FireDoofus: right

FireDoofus: i dealt with…the thing.

FireDoofus: im getting into position now.

Stoner: Good.

Stoner: Hey, Kai?

Stoner: I’m not mad, okay? This is just really important.

FireDoofus: k

Stoner: I’m serious. No hard feelings?

FireDoofus: yea course

*****

Blood stains Kai’s red gi and he grips his side, hand getting soaked in blood. Luckily, it wasn’t in a vital spot. Still, stab wounds are no joke, but it shouldn’t get bad till later. He has time to help Cole close out this mission and not mess it up like he always does.

He finishes tying up the three goons and stuffs them in a supply closet, thankful that there was only one that was a real threat, the one with the damn knife (which the idiot pulled out of his him like a…well, an idiot). Now, Kai has to make a tourniquet to stop the bleeding. Which is going to be hard since right now he needs to be fighting bad guys and being there for Cole.

This isn’t a time where he can flake out. It’s his fault he was found anyway. He shouldn’t have got distracted on Ninjastagram, if he didn’t he would have seen the villains coming, but of course he was a dummy and got shivved in the side.

Grunting, he takes an extra piece of fabric around his waist, careful not to disturb his cloth belt too much and ties it around his wound. It barely stretches, but it should hold for a bit.

He just hopes Cole doesn’t notice. The black ninja will murder him for being so reckless and he doesn’t want to let him down.

Not to mention he’ll never hear the end of it from boogers and his sister.

He’s just got to be sneaky.

*****

Stoner: Are you ready?

FireDoofus: yea give me a sec

Stoner: What are you doing now?

FireDoofus: just catching my breath.

Stoner: Really, cause you always say you have amazing stamina? You’re not on social media?

FireDoofus: nope

Stoner: And you’re okay? You didn’t do something stupid and get hurt?

FireDoofus: hurt? I dont think someone could get hurt from taking a super sick selfie ;)

Stoner: Dude focus.

Stoner: Stop taking selfies and make yourself useful!

FireDoofus: mhm on it

*****

Cursing, Kai tightens the fabric covering his wound, making sure it doesn’t fall loose again. If he can’t get it to work, he’s just going to have to go without protection on his wound. It’s less likely for someone to notice though, due to his bright red gi.

Yeah, it’ll hide the incriminating evidence…

He’s got this.

Luckily, the selfie comment got Cole off his back.

The earth ninja suspects nothing.

Now, to finish this fight.

*****

Stoner: Alright, we go in now.

FireDoofus: you betcha

FireDoofus: after you dirtclod

Stoner: You have a lovely way with words

FireDoofus: thx <33

Stoner: I was being sarcastic, now let’s go!

*****

Why does Kai always have to be so…Kai?

They start fighting bad guys and he immediately makes it a competition.

What the hell is wrong with him?

“Kai, focus!” Cole shouts, kicking one of the goons into a few canisters. “Stop trying to show off! This is important!” he eyes the master of fire, immediately noticing how hard the man is breathing. He must be getting a pretty good workout from these villains. “Are you even listening?” he raises his voice, watching Kai shoot a flashy fireball, smoke sizzling from his hands.

It’s not normal smoke though.

It’s white.

Weird. 

“I’m…listening.” Kai huffs out, whipping around and kicking a bad guy against a wall. “Don’t you know I love hearing your voice?” he chuckles, amber eyes flicking over at the earth ninja with an extremely cocky, yet fatigued smirk.

Cole just glares at him, turning away and punching back some villains. Finally, the clearing is full of unconscious bodies, only Kai and him seemingly awake. He balls his fists and turns to him, face red. “Why do you always have to boast and show off? Why can’t you just fight normally?”

Kai turns to him, barely mustering a weak glare. “Why are you so angry with me? You’re the one who wanted to black mail me!” he snaps, his voice sharp, but not raised. In fact he seems held back, more contained than usual.

“I just want you to stop doing stupid stuff, but you’re so damn stubborn! Instead you worry everyone so much and put yourself in constant danger like a dumbass! Can’t you see we care?” Cole steps closer, fuming by now.

“Thats not it though! You don’t care like everyone else does, you care in a different way! I see it in your eyes. So, why do you look at me like that?”

“I don’t look at you any differently than the others do!” Cole grabs his teammates colorful gi, pulling him closer. His eyes suddenly widen though and he glances down, letting go of the fabric. Bright red blood smears across his hands and he blinks.

What the hell?

Why does he have blood on him?

Wait-

“You’re hurt!” Cole exclaims, quickly grabbing the other man to steady him and inspecting the spot where his hands got all red. “Oh my god, Kai! You’re gushing blood!” he quickly sets his large hands over the fire starter’s side, a pained hiss escaping the other man.

“It’s not a big deal. The tourniquet is around here somewhere.”

“Wait, you knew?”

The red ninja flinches, clearly noticing Cole start to seethe. “Yeah, I was trying not to freak you out. You seemed pretty upset when you texted me to get into position, so I decided to keep it to myself.” he shrugs, a tired grin crossing his face.

His stupid, stupid face.

“That was thirty minutes ago! You’ve been bleeding for thirty minutes?! Are you trying to die, cause it sure feels like it?” Cole breathes out, feeling a sense of overwhelming panic incase him. “We need to get you to a hospital right away!”

This is bad…

Why wouldn’t Kai tell him about this?

“I just didn’t want to let you down.” Kai answers, almost as of he sensed the unsaid question. “I already messed up enough and I know this is important to you. I’m sorry.”

“What? What’d you say?”

“I’m sorry.”

“No, y-you don’t say that! You never say that word!” Cole cups his cheeks, the panic only increasing. “Are you hurt anywhere else? You’re not dying, right? You can’t just apologize and think it’s fine! You never say sorry-“

Kai only laughs, shakily wiping some sweat from his forehead. “Man, maybe I should apologize more often, if you’re gonna act like this.” he smiles and for once it isn’t a stupid grin. It’s a soft, gentle expression.

“I’m going to kill you.” Cole hisses, carefully wrapping his arms around the fire ninja’s back and helping him sit down. “Try not to die while I call an ambulance.”

“I’ll do my best.” Kai leans back, eyes suddenly widening. “Cole, look out!” he tries to push the earth ninja away, but it’s too late and the black ninja is grabbed by a giant figure, being thrown through a stone wall.

The last thing Cole sees is the darkening sky as his eyes roll back into his head.

*****

Adrenaline spikes through Kai and he lifts up his hands, blasting tunnels of fire at the giant figure, who’s almost as big as Killow. It doesn’t do much good, the guy’s tough hide too thick to burn. It’s only a matter of time and Kai is caught, being thrown across the entire building and skidding to a stop beside the unconscious earth ninja.

“Cole-“ Kai gasps out, quite literally choking on his own blood. He spits it up and crawls over to the other man. “H-Hey, you gotta wake up! You gotta get up, man!” he shakes him with barely any grip, too weak to do much good. “C’mon…I’m dying here. We both are, so wake up!”

The black ninja doesn’t stir, out for the count as crimson liquid coats the back of his head.

“Dude, cmon-“ Kai shouts, voice cracking.

Fumbling, he pulls out his phone and opens the group chat, typing out a request for help as quickly as he can, panic infecting him.

“C’mon, Cole…please-“

Please…

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FireDoofus: GUYS HELP I CANT STAND PLEASE

Elsa: Kai, you mustn’t panic, but the drive is too far for us to be there in time.

Elsa: You’re going to have to drive Cole to the nearest hospital.

Elsa: You need to try to get up.

FireDoofus: I CANT

FireDoofus: IM REALLY SCARED PLEASE COME

TitaniumMaiden: We’re on our way, but we need you to at least try to get up. You need to stay strong, Kai.

DadBean: Steady as a mountain, like Cole.

FireDoofus: COLES OUT HES NIT WAKING UP

FireDoofus: IM NO WHERE NEAR AS STEADT AS HIM

GlorifiedPuddle: Cole needs you, alright? Just slowly try to stand up.

Motormouth: you got this, Kai. use that confidence of yours and push through, okay? its up to you right now.

*****

Tears drip down Kai’s face, the salty mixture stinging the open cuts on his face and he takes a deep breath in and out. He slowly slides his arms under Cole and gets ahold of him before attempting to stand up. His legs sway from under him, but he stays upright, pulling the earth ninja up and not falling over even when he staggers.

Steady as a mountain.

Carefully, he wraps Cole’s large arm around his shoulder and puts his other arm around the black ninja’s waist. He takes a few steps forward, unable to stop himself from trembling all over. Still, he doesn’t fall over. His phone chimes again, but he doesn’t pick it up, trying to focus.

Confidence.

He’s not letting Cole die on his watch. Not today, not any day. All he needs to do is make it to his car and then drive to the hospital.

He can do that.

Just keep walking, one step at a time.

Don’t fall over.

  Kai takes another shaky step, tripping on a rock and toppling over. He bites back a scream, stab wound spiking in red hot pain. Blood soaks his gi and he swallows a sob, tears continuing to wet his face. Reaching out, he gathers Cole in his arms again. He exhales in and out, ignoring how his breath hitches when pain echoes through the hole in his stomach.

He’s got this.

No one is coming.

He’s the only one who can do anything in time.

“Hold on, Cole.” Kai whispers, stumbling upright once again. He readjusts his hold on the earth ninja and continues his travel back to the vehicles. He can still hear the large villain that attacked them where he needs to go.

He could go the long way around, but that would take longer.

Unfortunately, he’s in no shape to take on that guy.

Not while he’s bleeding all over.

“Long way around it is.” he mumbles to himself, shocked when he hears a groan draw from Cole’s throat. “Cole?”

“Mm..wh-where?” Cole blinks his eyes, pupils huge as he glances around in confusion. His head rolls around, not really focusing on anything in particular. Blood is still coating the back of his skull and he squirms a little in the fire ninja’s arms. “Let go..”

“Shh…we need to be quiet.” Kai whispers back, pulling the other ninja closer only to find him struggling. “I’m glad you’re up, buddy, but right now is not the time to be severely concussed. We can’t be found.”

“Lemme go!” Cole cries, pushing away his arms in confusion and to Kai’s dismay, fear.

Okay, he’s super confused at the moment.

Definitely concussed.

This might be harder than he thought it would be.

“Hey, don’t be scared. I won’t hurt you, okay? I would never h-“

Someone grabs him by the middle and Kai shrieks, large fingernails cutting into his stomach and making the rip in his abdomen bigger. The bigger man snags him upwards and slams him into the ground, grinning.

“You should’ve stayed down, now Leviathan is going to make you miserable.” The giant guy chuckles.

“Talking about yourself in third person? Real original.” Kai chuckles, coughing up blood. The coppery taste causes him to gag and he shakily wipes his mouth. “You sure you wanna fight me? I’m pretty pissed right now.” he side glances Cole, the earth ninja still stumbling around in extreme confusion.

He’s going to have to protect them both.

Cole isn’t in his right mind to help.

“Oh, this will be enjoyable.” Leviathan grabs him by the leg and slams him into a brick wall, delivering a punch to his stomach that causes the wall to implode and the fire ninja to crumple to the ground, on top of the cracked bricks.

Kai’s gut twists uncomfortably and he turns to his side, vomiting up a puddle of blood. Red drips down from his trembling chin, head spinning out of control. He grabs the sides of his head, trying to ground himself and not pass out.

Okay, he’s got internal bleeding.

That sucks.

“Come on, red ninja. Thought you guys were supposed to be tough!” Leviathan laughs and Kai groans, forcing himself to stand up.

“Y’know what, I’m not going easy on you anymore.” Kai lifts his hands up, taking a deep breath in and out. His hands catch on fire and he sends tunnels of flames at the guy, running forward and kicking him in the face. It barely does anything, but he just puts everything into his flames, hotter, brighter, more dangerous. He gives it his all, the guy retreating when his flesh starts to finally melt and peel.

“Yeah, that’s what I thought.” Kai stumbles back, watching him go. His stomach pain makes itself prominent again and he bends over, throwing up blood. It wets his gi even more and soaks the ground in crimson. “Fsm, that was fun.” he mutters sarcastically, shakily turning around and going in search of the earth ninja.

He finds him about fives minutes later, just passed out on the ground. He picks Cole up, brushing back some of his raven hair and helps him to the car. He leaves Cole’s vehicle, opting to use his own since it’s faster and there’s more room.

“Okay, I can do this. I can do this.” Kai blinks back the black spots entering his vision and pulls out his phone.

*****

FireDoofus: HEADED TO THE HOSPITAL RN

GlorifiedPuddle: We left you forty six messages! Why didn’t you answer!

FireDoofus: HAD TO FIGHT A BAD GIY BUT IM FINE NOW

FireDoofus: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAP LOCKS I THINK MY SHITS BROKWN

Motormouth: how is Cole doing?

FireDoofus: HE NEDDS A HOSPITAL IM DRIVING THERE NOW

Elsa: What is your condition?

FireDoofus: TIP TOP SHAPE ;)

DadBean: You’re lying through your teeth, aren’t you?

FireDoofus: BRB

DadBean: He’s not coming back, is he?

TitaniumMaiden: I’m going to install a vitals tracker in their suits -_-

*****

Kai seatbelts Cole in and turns back to the wheel, starting the car and driving onto the road. He tries his best to focus and not throw up again. Who knew having internal bleeding would hurt so much. His whole outfit is drenched in blood, so much so he’s not sure he’s going to last much longer.

That doesn’t matter though.

Cole is his top priority.

The others are a three hour drive out.

He’s about fifteen minutes from a hospital.

He can make it.

*****

So tired….he’s so tired, but he ignores it and carries Cole into the emergency room. Once inside, he stumbles onto the unnaturally clean floors, still cradling the earth ninja close. “Hold on, Cole. H…hold on.” someone pulls him back and he lets out a whine of discomfort.

The world gets fuzzy and the last thing he sees is Cole being took away by some nurses and a group of them surrounding him.

*****

Ugh…why does his head hurt so freakin much?

He feels like he was thrown into a brick wall and ran over by a bus.

Where in Ninjago is he and how did he get here?

Groaning, Cole glances around the bright room. His eyes immediately fall upon his very shocked best friend. “Jay? Where am-“

“You’re awake!” Jay jolts forward and pulls him into a surprisingly gentle hug. He holds him close and hides his face in his shoulder. “You’ve been out for hours! They were just about to wake you again.”

Cole frowns, hugging his best friend back. “My skull feels like it got kicked in. What happened?”

“You…don’t remember?” Jay asks, pulling away a bit. His expression shifts from concern to something else that looks like guilt. The ‘I’m not going to tell you what happened because you don’t remember and it could freak you out’ type of guilt.

A classic Jay Walker expression.

“You better tell me or I’ll give you so many noogies-“ Cole’s raises an eyebrow, crossing his sore arms.

“First off, you can’t because I’m pregnant and that would make you a bad person. Secondly, you were on a mission with Kai and got hurt.”

A mission with Kai?

Why can’t he-

Wait…

He does remember!

They were in their vehicles and Kai wanted to race, they fought some bad guys, but Kai got hurt…he thinks. Yeah, he did. Wait where’s-

“Kai was bleeding!” Cole inhales sharply and glances around wildly. “Where’s Kai? What happened to him? Is he okay?”

Jay shrinks back, staring at the floors. “Right…about that-“ he swallows shakily, lip quivering a little as his eyes get glossy.

“Jay…where is Kai?”

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A few hours earlier…

TitaniumMaiden: The bounty has been started up and I’ve prepared all your vehicles if you wish to reach the hospital that way.

Motormouth: any word from Kai or Cole yet?

TitaniumMaiden: Unfortunately, no. Kai has been radio silent ever since leaving for the hospital.

GlorifiedPuddle: He should’ve reached there by now.

Motormouth: i’m kind of scared guys…

Elsa: My stress levels have increased quite a lot as well. I’m getting ready to leave with Pixal.

DadBean: I’m omw to the hanger.

Motormouth: what about Sora and Arin??

DadBean: my mom is watching them.

TitaniumMaiden: You let her take them? You’ve barely even allowed us to touch them with your dragon instincts.

DadBean: I had no choice. I feel like something bad is about to happen.

Motormouth: same. i feel like i’m gonna puke

GlorifiedPuddle: That’s probably the baby, but I feel the same way. I’m really worried about my dumb brother.

Elsa: @everyone Pix and I are boarding the bounty as I speak. I’ll see you all at the hospital.

DadBean: See you then.

GlorifiedPuddle: If you get there first, text me the condition of Cole and my brother, alright?