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After a night of Wallace spending time with Other Scott, he’s been feeling a bit sick.
” Wallace, you’re always bringing guys over!”
” Yeah, so?”
” When you do, you always kick me out and I have to sleep somewhere else!”
” Oh yeah, I really need to change the locks.”
” You’re going to get pregnant one day!”
Wallace looked over at Scott in confusion while he was playing a game, probably a Sonic one.
” I’m a guy, that’s stupid.”
” Well, you deserve it!”
” Yeah, yeah. Whatever.”
Though, as days went by, Wallace felt more sick and his stomach has been getting slightly bigger as well.
” Hey, you've been seeing that guy more often!”
” Yeah, what about it? Are you jealous?”
” No, it’s just a surprise! Since you don’t spend much time with the same person!”
” New record? Anyways, I’m going to go get some more medicine.”
” Really? More? This is the 5th time this week! What if you’re pregnant?”
” Don’t be ridiculous, Scott.”
With that, Wallace left to get some medicine. Though, he couldn’t help but wonder if he was actually pregnant considering his weight recently. As a joke, he decided to buy a pregnancy test.
Once he got back home, he went inside the bathroom and took the test. He couldn’t possibly be—
Oh my days, he was pregnant.
Luckily, he bought two. Wallace used it again and tested positive.
He couldn’t believe it, how could he get pregnant? Especially when he’s DEFINITELY not a girl.
” Soo.. are you pregnant?”
” Yes.”
” Really?!”
” Yes, Scott, I am.”
” Can we name it cumfuckle tilly bop?”