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the og korean homeboys at the white target

Today 2:34 PM

i'm baby:

so theoretically 

what if i just quit

techslut:

same

nah because why am i the only one in for tech AGAIN

puppy:

mood

i heard tim called out again💀

techslut:

THAT MOTHERFUCKER

blue twink: 

i felt that so hard wooyoung

yeah he did, i overheard hr amanda going off in the office, that was like the fifth time he’s called out in two weeks

techslut:

he calls out all the fucking time 

FIRE HIM???

leaving me alone to deal with these annoying ass motherfuckers smh

WHO THE FUCK CARES IF UR SON IS SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP FOR A PS5

WE HAVENT HAD ANY IN STOCK FOR MONTHS

GO TO FUCKING GAMESTOP OR SOME SHIT IDFK

puppy:

.. okayyyy time for ur break

i'm baby:

.. hwa u okay😭

im convinced tims only still here bc jen has a crush on him

techslut:

NO IM NOT OKAY

BRUH SHE IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS MOTHER???

i'm baby:

i mean… he does have a pretty face shiiii id be a cougar for him too

techslut:

WOOYOUNG HE IS A WHITE MAN

blue twink:

i can't believe u like men🤢

techslut:

*****white****** men

i'm baby:

hongjoong u are literally gay.

blue twink:

at least i have taste💅

i'm baby:

okay shorty

cant even argue w that seonghwa is tasty

blue twink:

call me shorty one more time mfr i’ll bite ur kneecaps

EH????

techslut:

um

i'm baby:

can u even reach them 🥺

what did we not know ab ur painfully obvious crush on hwa?

techslut:

EH????

puppy:

i knew🙋🏻

blue twink:

THAT’S IT

IT’S ON SIGHT JUNG WOOYOUNG

WAIT HOLD ON I DON’T HAVE A CRUSH ON SEONGHWA

techslut: 

im hurt😞

i'm baby:

oooo im so scared ahhhh

joong u hurt hwas feelings u monster

now im coming for YOUR kneecaps

puppy:

i have a crush on u seongieee

techslut:

yunho my perfect little angel baby i love u so much gimme kisses 🫶🏻🫶🏻

puppy:

🥺🥺🥺

😘😘😘

techslut:

🥰😘

see at least someone appreciates me in this household

blue twink:

WAIT NO I APPRECIATE U SEONGHWA

so much actually 

my best friend 🫶🏻

techslut:

🥺🥺🥺

i'm baby:

aaaaand kiss-

blue twink: 

….

🤢

techslut:

i would rather eat dog shit

blue twink:

glad we’re both on the same page

i'm baby:

booooooo

be gay do crimes

sexy crimes😏😏

blue twink:

u’re too horny for ur own good

pls get laid

i'm baby:

but all the men here are ugly🤢

techslut:

you literally just said tim was hot

i'm baby:

YALL ACTUALLY THINK I WOULD SLEEP WITH A WHITE MAN????

techslut:

yes

puppy:

pretty much yeah

blue twink:

you would sleep with anything that breathes

i'm baby:

seonghwa literally has slut in his name and im the one getting singled out-

techslut:

i still hate you for giving me this name 

blue twink:

u’re not the only one

i'm baby:

idk these names fit yall like a glove 🤪

techslut:

can anyone other than wooyoung be admin🙄

i'm baby:

no😈

whats the matter hwa, u dont like not being in charge🥺

HAH see i always knew u were a dom

techslut:

i-

EH???

puppy:

he does have dom energy 

techslut:

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS???

i’m baby:

bc making fun of u is fun

techslut:

bully🫵🏻

i’m baby:

slut 🫵🏻

techslut:

i literally dont even sleep around

unlike someone🤨

i’m baby:

jokes on u im celibate

techslut:

since when💀

i’m baby:

SINCE NOW

techslut: 

eh i give it a day

puppy:

i give it exactly five minutes

i’m baby:

HEY I CAN BE CELIBATE

ILL PROVE IT

techslut:

sure sure

ew why is michael calling me on the walkie

i’m baby:

LMAOOO

go do ur job

techslut:

i wanna go home😭

puppy:

same

i’m baby:

oh same

puppy:

oh??

the new hire that im training is korean???

i'm baby:

oh? 👁️👁️

puppy:

the paper hr gave me says his name is san choi thats a korean name right im not hallucinating??

i'm baby:

AYOOOOOOO

GET HIS PALCHAT AND ADD HIM TF

its been us four for too long we need new people tf

techslut:

WAIIIIIT

I KNOW HIM

HES IN ONE OF MY CLASSES

puppy:

AYE HE GOES TO OUR UNI TOO?

techslut:

YES

i’m baby:

okay so its official were adding him to chat

puppy:

LMAO DAMN CAN I SAY HI FIRST??

i’m baby:

no skip introductions steal his phone get his palchat and add him😈

techslut:

he just wants a new fuck buddy-

i’m baby:

I DO NOT

I JUST WANT FRIENDS 

puppy:

aww our little social butterfly

i’ll see what i can do😂

i’m baby:

yunho have i ever told u ure my favorite child

puppy:

i’m.. older than u💀

i’m baby:

MY FAVORITE CHILD

puppy:

… alright 😂

gotta go!! time to train

i’m baby:

GET HIS PALCHAT

well seonghwa

just u and me now🥰

techslut:

i gotta get back to work now💀

i’m baby:

NOOOOOOOO

techslut:

bitch you literally have to go back to work too youve been on your fifteen for like half an hour now

i’m baby:

not like they notice smh

techslut:

💀💀 get back to work whore

i’m baby:

okay daddy🙄

techslut:

MOTHERFUCKER

i’m baby:

CACKLES

Today 5:46PM

i’m baby:

GEJSKSKSJ

SLSKSBOWKS

DSOSHSKSNSLSNN

HDOAKAPSNDOWNS

DJOWJSPANSOWNSOWHADJOSAKBDOANDOSHDLSNXLSNSKABSSJ

techslut:

um 

should i be concerned

blue twink:

nah it’s wooyoung

techslut:

yeah actually youre right

i’m baby:

I JUST SAW

THE FUCKING SEXIEST

HOTTEST

BUFFEST

MOST DELICIOUS LOOKING MAN

oh hes so hot

I WANT HIM

I WANT HIM SO BAD

techslut:

👁️👁️

blue twink:

u say that about every man u see 

i’m baby:

OKAY BUT HES DIFFERENT 

I WAS ACTUALLY SPEECHLESS WHEN I SAW HIM

AND BEFORE U SHITS SAY SMTH

HES NOT WHITE

PRETTY SURE HES KOREAN

techslut:

was it san-

i’m baby:

THATS SAN??????

YUNHO

PLS

COME THRU

PLEAAAAAASE

BEGGING ON MY KNEEEEEEEES

blue twink:

well now i’m curious 

what does he look like

i’m baby:

like a sex god

blue twink:

ah yes that is such a helpful description wooyoung

i’m baby:

IM SERIOUS

techslut:

just swing by guest services hes there with yunho😂

blue twink:

i gotta go over there for reshop anyways so👁️👁️

i’m baby:

pls im having heart palpitations hes so hot

why is he so hot

if i was in a room with him and jimin i think id simply pass away

techslut:

speaking of

have you heard closer than this😭😭😭

i bawled

i’m baby:

STOP

I DID

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

GET MY MAN OUTTA THE MILITARY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW😭😭

techslut:

literally😭

i miss them already

i’m baby:

no bc same

they served enough already LET THEM GO

techslut:

so true

Today 7:31 PM

i’m baby:

FINALLY FREE BITCHES

SUCK ON THAT

techslut:

we literally just clocked out next to each other 

i’m baby:

okay and

blue twink:

sighs

what are we gonna do with you

i’m baby:

😈😈😈

puppy:

lmao did yall have a good day today?

i’m baby:

no🫶🏻

techslut:

i wanted to get in my car and drive off a cliff the whole time 

blue twink:

i will be having a good time once i’m in my bed 👍🏼

puppy:

😭😭 yall are MISERABLE

damn i was gonna say i got sans info buuuut since yall are in sour moods…

i’m baby:

WAIT

NO IM HAPPY

IM SO HAPPY RN YUNHO

ABOUT AS HAPPY AS I WOULD BE IF JIMIN ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTENCE

techslut:

💀 he really wants that dick huh

blue twink:

just let him pine 😂

puppy:

😂😂😂 

i’m baby:

YUNHO MY FAVORITE CHILD

PLS GIMME

THE @

puppy:

@mountainchoi0710

i’m baby:

GOD I COULD KISS U RN

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has added San Choi

i’m baby:

HIIIIIIII

IM WOOYOUNG

techslut:

hey!! 

it’s seonghwa from literature! 

blue twink:

hongjoong🙋🏻

puppy:

and im yunho :D

San Choi:

oh hi guys!!

seonghwa!! i didn’t know you worked here 😲

i’m assuming this is the chat yunho was telling me about? 😂

i’m baby:

yes

we made this chat to make fun of white people at our job🫡

San Choi:

that’s actually pretty funny😂

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has changed San Choi to hot mountain

hot mountain:

oh?

i’m flattered😂

i’m baby:

THE GOVERNMENT NAME WAS BOTHERING ME

now ure one of us😈

blue twink:

HOW COME HE GETS A NICE NAME AND I GET BLUE TWINK

i’m baby:

bc ure a blue haired twink and hes hot and san means mountain

duh

blue twink:

i will coming for ur damn kneecaps

hot mountain:

😂😂 

ahh you’re too kind wooyoung

techslut:

never thought i’d hear wooyoung and kind in the same sentence

i’m baby:

technically

u read it u slut

techslut:

whore

i’m baby:

bitch

techslut:

jerk

puppy:

sorry san

theyre just always like this😂

hot mountain:

😂 you guys are funny

i’m baby:

HE STARTED IT

techslut:

I DID NOT

blue twink: 

💀 anyway

anyone wanna grab dinner in the dining hall with me?

puppy:

🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻

im STARVED

techslut:

yeah me too i’ll come

i’m baby:

sure why not

hot mountain:

can i join?

i’m hungry too ngl😂

blue twink:

heck yes!

perfect, we can get to know u a little more and u us!

hot mountain:

sounds like a plan!

i’m baby:

YURRRRR

blue twink:

it’s settled then, i’ll see u guys in the dining hall in, say, 30? give everyone time to settle down from work?

puppy:

perfect for me!

techslut:

aye aye captain🫡

hot mountain:

that works perfectly!

i’m baby:

yessir

blue twink:

see yall then!

Chapter Text

the og korean homeboys at the white target

Today 9:28 AM

i’m baby:

MONDAY💃🏻 TUESDAY🕺 WEDNESDAY💃🏻 THURSDAY🕺 FRIDAY💃🏻 SATURDAY🕺 SUNDAY💃🏻

MONDAY🕺 TUESDAY💃🏻 WEDNESDAY🕺 THURSDAY💃🏻 FRIDAY🕺 SEVEN DAYS A WEEK💃🏻

blue twink:

i

wooyoung it’s too early for this

why are u up😭

techslut:

EVERY HOUR EVERY MINUTE EVERY SECOND

puppy:

YOU KNOW NIGHT AFTER NIIIIGHT

i’m baby:

I’LL BE FUCKIN U RIIIIIIGHT

blue twink: 

💀💀

WHY ARE ALL OF U UP IT’S SATURDAY??

and how many more times are u gonna play that song

puppy: 

im always up at this time?😂

blue twink:

💀that’s self inflicted torture

puppy:

😂😂

techslut:

i slept early last night

so i am up early😂

i’m baby:

AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT BITCH

and im up bc my roommate was making too much noise 🙄

so might as well listen to some hype music to wake myself up more

and why are YOU up🤨

blue twink:

no reason really

techslut:

hmm

joong

you were up all night, werent you?

blue twink:

… maybe

i’m baby:

joongie :( 

is it getting bad again?

blue twink:

i’m fine, really

just been a little stressed and restless lately bc of a couple major assignments and the end of the semester coming up

puppy:

u couldve told me i wouldve came over :( 

techslut:

promise its just that?

blue twink:

promise

i would feel bad for keeping u up yunho😭

puppy:

hongjoong, i wouldnt have minded! i hate the thought of u being alone in a state like that :( 

besides its the weekend anyways, we couldve played video games all night and sleep in as late as we wanted to!

blue twink:

u’re too good for this world 🥹

puppy:

no u🫶🏻

techslut:

u both are

but joong

will you tell us if it gets worse again?

blue twink:

mhm

techslut:

words, hongjoong-ah

blue twink:

.. yes

techslut:

good boy

blue twink:

🥺

i’m baby:

… that was the gayest thing ive ever witnessed

blue twink:

u’re the gayest thing i've ever witnessed

i’m baby:

were u looking in a mirror when u sent that?

blue twink:

i was looking at a picture of u actually

lemme look again

yup

can confirm it’s the gayest thing i've ever witnessed

techslut: 

💀💀

i’m baby:

aww u look at pictures of me🥺

its okay u can say u love me

blue twink:

i’d rather get thrown into an active volcano

.. but i do love u ig🙄

i’m baby:

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

HONGJOONG LOVES ME

HONGJOONG LOVES MEEEEEEE

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

puppy:

hongjoong do u love me 🥺

blue twink:

I LOVE U WITH EVERY OUNCE OF ME

MY PRECIOUS ANGEL SON

i love you🫶🏻

puppy:

🥰🥰

I LOVE U TOO🫶🏻

blue twink:

🥰🥰

i’m hungry

someone buy me ihop

i’m baby:

FUCK I WANT IHOP

puppy:

oooo damn pancakes sound really good rn actually

techslut:

ihop date with all of us? my treat 

i’m baby:

seonghwa have i told u how much i love u

techslut:

only when i buy u food🙄

is san awake? i would like to invite him too

i’m baby:

oh he hasn't spoken in chat today yet

SAN

SAAAAAAAN

@mountainchoi0710

U AWAAAAKE

?????

blue twink:

like that’s gonna wake him up😂

hot mountain:

oh hey!😂

sorry i was working out but i just finished! i would love to tag along

i’m baby:

oh

u work out🤠

hot mountain:

yeah! i love it, you guys should join me sometimes!!

blue twink:

gross

techslut:

absolutely not

i’m baby:

being alive is enough of a workout for me tank yew

puppy:

aye, i’ve been wanting a workout buddy for a while! these three are lazy shits 😂

blue twink:

HEY

i’m baby: 

rude 🤨

techslut:

i aint even gonna argue with that😂

hot mountain:

😂😂 i can see that

but that sounds cool, we should definitely go to the gym together sometimes 😎

puppy:

sounds like a plan😎

i’m baby:

the babies are bonding

CUUUUTE

blue twink:

u are literally one of the babies😂

the youngest here in fact

oh wait

san how old are u?

hot mountain:

19! my birthday is in july 😊

i’m baby:

DAMN URE OLDER THAN ME 

I JUST TURNED 19 LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO😭

hot mountain:

oh happy belated birthday! :D

i’m baby:

tyty🥰

blue twink:

so it’s confirmed, wooyoung is still the baby 

i’m baby:

im baby 🥰

hot mountain:

cute😂

blue twink: 

more like nauseating-

i’m baby:

🙄

anyways

when are we going to ihop im starving😭

blue twink:

same tho😭

techslut: 

let’s meet by the parking lot in say, 20? 

we can take the metro or i can drive us

puppy:

ure doing enough by paying for the food, let me drive! 

techslut:

ah i really dont mind😂 its been a while since ive taken my baby out for a ride anyway

i’m baby:

i have no car but i can offer a good playlist 🙋🏻

blue twink:

okay

yunho drives

seonghwa pays

san picks the music

i sit and look pretty

and wooyoung.. can just wooyoung😂

puppy:

sounds like a plan🫡

hot mountain:

oh heck yeah! i got some good playlists 

i’m baby:

HEY I SAID I HAD A GOOD PLAYLIST

blue twink:

u get mad when someone breathes during ur favorite parts

and then u restart the song

and then the whole cycle happens every other song

so no

i’m baby:

….

fine🙄

techslut:

are we just gonna brush past the fact that he said sit and look pretty for himself😂

blue twink:

it’s my greatest talent💁🏻

i’m baby:

you and i have very different definitions of great then🤨

blue twink:

clearly 🤨

anyways let’s get this show on the road before my stomach eats itself

see y’all in 20

puppy:

see yaaaa

techslut:

peace🫡

Today 6:39 PM

i’m baby:

guys

guys

guys

guys

guys

guys

blue twink:

i

wooyoung we are literally right next to you

i’m baby:

I DONT WANNA SAY THIS OUT LOUD

look

over there by that big tree next to the swings

reading the book

HES SO PRETTY WHAT THE FUCK

hes actually

WOW

thats a real life angel right there

i want him

blue twink:

can’t you keep ur dick in ur pants for ONCE jesus

… he is pretty tho

hot mountain:

oh i know him! 😂

i’m baby:

oh??

hot mountain:

yeah!! his name is yeosang, we had a few classes together last year

he’s pretty cool

i’m baby:

yeosang 🥹🥹

EVEN HIS NAME IS PRETTY

techslut:

so this is why you guys are hunched over your phones rn😂

wooyoung i swear u obsess over a new man every day 

i’m baby:

its not my fault im gay and men are hot okay

blue twink:

for once i agree with u

hot mountain:

we should say hi!! he seems lonely 

blue twink:

pls don’t enable wooyoung

aaaand there he goes 😭

techslut:

hes really living up to that social butterfly title 😂

hot mountain:

he’s cute😂

blue twink:

yeah he is😂

.. don't tell him i said that

techslut:

u realize he can read these, right? 😂

blue twink:

🤫

i’m baby:

GUYS COME OVER HEEEEERE

COME MEET YEOSANG HES SO CUTE

blue twink:

well that’s our cue 😂

techslut:

okay okay were coming 😂

Today 10:04 PM

hot mountain:

thanks for today guys! i had so much fun

especially at that arcade!! we have to do that again😄

techslut:

aww of course we can honey!

next time we’re all available, we can plan another group hangout😋

puppy:

lets do a picnic next time! i know a good spot :D 

techslut:

aw yunho youre such a romantic i love it

hot mountain:

a picnic sounds nice! 

puppy:

picnic it is! :D 

blue twink:

we can also check out that glow in the dark miniature golf course too! too bad we didn't have time today😭

puppy:

right it looked so sick too😭

techslut:

okay okay, we can figure out when and what well do another time

im about to pass the fuck out right now not gonna lie😂

puppy:

same i just did my skincare im ready to lay in my bed 😭

hot mountain:

lmaoo good night guys!! sleep well

blue twink:

niiiiight

puppy:

nighty night!

techslut:

goodnight sweet children, dream of me <3

blue twink:

💀 u wish

techslut:

you probably already do💅

blue twink:

yeah, and they were nightmares🤨

techslut:

🙄 just go to sleep joong

u need the rest

seriously

blue twink:

i know

i’ll sleep good tonight 😊

thank you for treating us today

u’re the best🫶🏻

techslut:

🥹

of course 🫶🏻

you all work so hard, you deserved some fun. 

and the smiles i saw today were worth every penny

blue twink:

lol u’re such a sap

but goodnight hwa🥰

i love you

techslut:

i love you

sleep well, joong-ah

Chapter Text

the og korean homeboys at the white target

Today 12:34 PM

i’m baby:

AY

FUCKING

YO

GUESS WHO IM TRAINING TODAY???:$:&/&/@

techslut:

knowing u 

it’s a hot guy isn’t it 😂

i’m baby:

NOT JUST ANY HOT GUY

YEOSANG????

HE JUST STARTED TODAY???

techslut:

oh shit for real?

damn theyre collecting us like infinity stones😂

i’m baby:

LMAOOO

true they are

BUT U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 😈😈😈😈

puppy:

youre gonna try and add him, arent you😂

i’m baby:

u know me so well

hes one of us now😈

puppy:

😂😂

try not to scare him off before u get a chance

i’m baby:

WHY WOULD I

hes so cute

i just wanna be besties😭

techslut:

yes baby we know you do, but you tend to be a little… overexcited, yeah?

its not a bad thing, it just seems like hes a little more on the reserved side, if how he acted yesterday is how he acts regularly. let him warm up a bit more before you run in offering him a spot in a group of five people

i’m baby:

blah

i hate when you're right

techslut:

im always right 😇

i’m baby:

debatable

are u in today?

techslut:

nah im off

i’m baby:

GREAT SO IM ALONE HERE

techslut:

sucks to suck😗

puppy:

ill be there youngie!

my shift starts in like twenty minutes!

i’m baby:

YAY IM NOT ALONE HERE

seonghwa ure so mean to me

techslut:

i know <3

i’m baby:

🥲🥲

bully🫵🏻

techslut:

😘😘

Today 2:39 PM

hot mountain:

yall

look what i found on my walk😂😂😂😂

i’m baby:

LMAOJDKSKSJS

BYE THATS SUCH A MOOD

blue twink:

yeah that pretty much sums up the new york experience 😂

techslut:

how they even get that high up😭😭😭

blue twink:

probably got yunho to let them sit on his shoulders 💀

puppy:

💀💀💀

that is funny tho😂

where you headed sannie?

hot mountain:

oh i’m just walking around! finished all my assignments and had nothing better to do so i just decided to be outside for a bit 😁

i’m baby:

come visit me im bored at work😭

techslut:

youre dressed warmly? its cold outside

wooyoung get back to work i know full well them opu orders are racking the fuck up rn😂

i’m baby:

not my fault were understaffed🫡

they already pulled like four people from different departments to help us 😭

hot mountain:

i am hwa! three layers and i have hot packs 😊

techslut:

good thats what i like to hear, wouldnt want you catching a cold now

blue twink:

lol u’re such a mom

hot mountain:

😂 thanks for looking out for me!

techslut:

🙄

i just care about my friends smh

and of course sannie :)

blue twink:

it’s cute

techslut:

oh

🥰

youre cute

puppy:

🤠

i’m baby:

aaand kiss-

blue twink:

absolutely not

techslut:

never in a million years🙄

i’m baby:

yeah theyre definitely in love

hot mountain:

😂😂😂😂😂😂

blue twink:

and u’re definitely delusional🙄

techslut:

hes jimin biased what did we expect

i’m baby:

says the yoongi biased🤨

techslut:

YOU LEAVE MY HUSBAND OUT OF THIS

i’m baby:

SEE?? POINT PROVEN

blue twink:

💀

i’m baby:

san omg i never asked

whos ur bias in bts

hot mountain:

hoseok!!

i’m baby:

TASTE

i mean even if u said any of them still taste

techslut:

omg youre a hoseok bias

AND I’M YOONGI BIASED

IT’S SETTLED WE’RE BESTIES NOW

hot mountain:

:D

YEAAAA

i’m baby:

san hongjoongs the only one who isn't an army

should we kick him out

blue twink:

i

u bring this up every other week😭

I LISTEN TO THEM I JUST DON’T STAN THEM LIKE EVERYONE DOES

hot mountain:

😂😂

it’s okay if you’re not!! everybody has their preferences, it’s what makes up our individuality as people☺️

blue twink:

ugh i love ur brain

u’re my favorite child now

hot mountain:

heck yeah😎😎

i’m baby:

boooooo 

blue twink:

go do your job

don't you have someone to train😂

i’m baby:

yeosang is on his break

so i am hiding in the back room🤠

blue twink:

it’s a miracle they haven't fired u yet

i’m baby:

fulfillment is already understaffed as fuck, firing me will just make it worse😂

techslut:

theyre shit at hiring i swear😂

blue twink:

fr😭

all the specialty departments and fulfillment are so majorly understaffed which makes no sense bc they're the most hectic and busy departments and like we're literally in the holiday season we NEED people

i’m baby:

facts 

okay yeosangs off his break

peace🫡

techslut:

byee

~

matz <3

Today 3:32 PM

joong <3:

hwa :]

hwa <3:

yes?

joong <3:

come over i’m bored

hwa <3:

but im building my new lego set :( 

joong <3:

oo which one did u get?

hwa <3:

the executor super star destroyer 🤩

im halfway doneee

joong <3:

u’re so cute😂

hwa <3:

shut it 🙄

joong <3:

is luke there?

hwa <3:

you really want my company dont you😂

joong <3:

.. maybe

hwa <3:

hes out with his girlfriend 

so yes, you can come over 😂

im still building my set though

joong <3:

it’s fine i can work on an essay :]

i just wanted to not be alone for a while

hwa <3:

everything okay?

joong <3:

yeah

just lonely

hwa <3:

oh joong :(

come on over, i’m watching the nightmare before christmas

i got new snacks too

i’ll leave the door unlocked for you <3

lukes probably gonna be out til late anyway so ill have the dorm to myself for a while

joong <3:

thank youuu

i’ll be there in ten

hwa <3:

okay😊

~

the og korean homeboys at the white target

Today 7:35 PM

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has added K-Kevin

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has changed K-Kevin to literal angel

i’m baby:

😈😈

techslut:

oh you actually did it 😂😂

i’m baby:

YURRRR

WELCOME SANGIEEEE

techslut: 

hello!!! 

it’s seonghwa!!

literal angel:

oh seonghwa! i remember you from that day😂

puppy:

ooo cool beans u got yeosang in here! 

welcome to the bullseye team mate🫡

and it’s yunho, the tall one😂

literal angel:

oh yes i definitely remember you😂

thank you thank you

puppy:

how was ur first day?

literal angel: 

it went well! wooyoung is excellent at training, and i even did a few orders by myself at the end of my shift with barely any mistakes!

puppy:

thats good!

blue twink:

he paid u to say that didn’t he😂

it’s hongjoong btw!

i’m baby:

contrary to popular belief i am actually good at my job🙄

techslut:

debatable

i’m baby:

and i think he already could tell from the name 😘

hwa ure a meanie🙄

techslut:

😘

literal angel:

hey hongjoong! no he didn't 😂

😂 i mean the “blue” gave me a hint

blue twink:

LISTEN I’VE BEEN BEGGING FOR WOOYOUNG TO CHANGE MY NAME FOR MONTHS NOW OKAY

i’m baby:

🙄🙄🙄

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has changed blue twink to shorty in blue

i’m baby:

🥰

shorty in blue:

…

fine i’ll take it 🙄

i’m baby:

😘😘😘

puppy:

shorty in blue😂😂😂

literal angel:

😂😂

you guys are funny

i’m baby:

tank yew thats all me

techslut:

conceited🙄

i’m baby: 

u already know💅

hot mountain:

yeosang!! 

literal angel:

omg lemme guess

san?

hot mountain:

mountain gave it away didn't it?😂

literal angel:

yes😂

i’m baby:

see im good at naming!!!!

shorty in blue:

DEBATABLE 

techslut:

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

i’m baby:

🤭🤭

shorty in blue:

anywhooooo

i wanna go to that korean bbq place down the street

anyone wanna come?

i’m baby:

COUNT ME THE FUCK IN

techslut:

hell yeah 

hot mountain:

how did you know i’ve been craving korean bbq😩

puppy:

bro same tho

im in

i’m baby:

yeosang wanna tag along?

literal angel:

you guys don't mind?

techslut:

of course not! youre one of us now😊

literal angel: 

okay, then i’ll come ☺️

shorty in blue:

perfect let's meet at the campus entrance in ten

techslut:

and dress warmly!! its supposed to be in the 20s🥶

i’m baby:

okay mother🫡

techslut:

youre uninvited 🙄

i’m baby:

booooooo

im the life of the party u cant uninvite me 

literal angel:

😂😂😂

techslut:

yeah yeah just put on a coat and get your ass down there😂

Chapter Text

PARADIGM Official Chat

Today 10:34 AM

Alejandro:

Alright guys, good morning! Few announcements for today-

We’ve finalized the lineup for the “Standing Next to You” cover:

Jungkook: Peter

Backups: Sam J, Danielle M, Brittany, Aleshia, Marcus, and Brian P

Thanks to everyone who signed up! Practice starts tomorrow at 4, and dinner will be provided. Filming details to follow!

“Fact Check” cover will be uploaded today at 2PM, don’t forget to spread the word! 

Those of you who participated in “Perfect Night”, your payments should be deposited into your CashApps by the end of today. Any issues arise, please reach out to me or Kennedy, and we will get it fixed. 

“Born to Be” will be filmed at our usual location tonight at 6. Everyone, as always, is more than welcome to come and support!

“LALALALA” won the weekly poll, so that cover will be in the makings next. The sign-up sheet will be posted by the door as always, and we will be taking suggestions for the next one after that starting now. 

Also, just a reminder we will be holding auditions for new crew members the first week of January. If anyone has a friend or knows of anyone who might be interested, please give them my information, and there are also flyers by the door of my office to hand out! We are looking to add at least ten new talents to our family!

Thank you and have a good day!

~

the fox and his puppy

Today 10:40 AM

fox:

YUNHO

YUNHO

YUNHO

YUNHO

CHECK THE PARADIGM CHAT

CHEEEEECK IT

puppy:

:o

no fucking way

fox:

THEY FINALLY GAVE U A SOLO COVER SPOT

AS U DESERVE

ITS UR TIME TO SHINE LIKE THE STAR U ARE

puppy:

im so

im jungkook?🥹🥹

fox:

YOURE JUNGKOOK :D

AND ILL BE A BACKUP!!

WERE GONNA SLAY THIS COVER SO HARD

IM SO EXCITED

puppy:

i didnt think i would actually get it😭

fox:

TF??? 

U HAD IT IN THE BAG

HOW COULD THEY NOT CHOOSE YOU

puppy:

i dunno😭

IM NERVOUS

THIS IS MY FIRST SOLO

fox:

yunho

ure like, easily one of the top dancers in paradigm

no offense to our friends but like

ure professional dancer material

even our subscribers agree, ive seen so many of the comments

every single cover youre in, at least half the comments are about u

u WILL shine in this cover 

its okay to be nervous BUT DONT LET IT BRING U DOWN U WILL KILL IT

puppy:

thank u youngie😭

i still cant believe it

fox:

U BETTER BELIEVE IT BC ITS REAL

puppy:

🥹🥹🥹

fox:

wanna grab a late breakfast before dance history?

my treat! little reward for getting ur first solo!!

theres a bagel shop ive been dying to try

puppy: 

🥹🥹🥹

yeah! lemme get my stuff and ill meet you at the hall entrance

fox:

okayyyy

~

the og korean homeboys at the white target

Today 1:22 PM

i’m baby:

yall

tell yunho hes a good dancer😤

techslut:

yunho, you’re easily one of the best dancers ive ever seen. every time i watch you in a cover or just dancing, im in absolute awe

shorty in blue:

yunho i swear you are so incredibly talented it blows my mind

you never fail to impress me every time i watch u, whether it’s in person while u’re filming or if i’m just watching one of paradigm’s videos

literal angel:

you dance? :o

can i see? 

i’m baby:

Youtube Link

Youtube Link

Youtube Link

ure welcome🫡

hot mountain:

yunho!! i’ve only seen you dance once when i watched you guys film fact check last week

but i was still so blown away!!

i thought you were a real idol! 

i’m baby:

that cover comes out at 2 today!! tune in 😈 

puppy:

🥺🥺🥺

thank you guys so much😭

literal angel:

oh wow! i just watched the sweet venom one

you’re so good!!! like actually, wow you really embodied riki so well!

puppy:

🥹🥹🥹🥹

i’m baby:

SEE 

BABY PLS STOP DOUBTING URSELF IK ITS NERVE WRACKING BUT URE GONNA DO SO WELL

techslut:

whats going on?

i’m baby:

were doing standing next to you next and yunho got jungkook but he doesnt think hes good enough for the spot

techslut:

AHHHHH

YOU GOT YOUR FIRST SOLO COVER???

AND ITS JUNGKOOK???

OH IM SO PROUD OF YOU BABY

puppy:

i did we found out this morning 😅

thank you 🥺

shorty in blue:

they wouldn't give it to you if you didn't deserve it

seriously, i don’t know what kind of witchcraft that group is doing, but they always find the absolute perfect people for each cover

and so that definitely means u’re perfect for this one

i’m baby:

alejandro and kennedy have the best eye i swear

thats why no one ever argues with the final lineups, they always get it so perfect

puppy:

ahh

thank you

you guys actually helped a little😭

i’m baby:

YES

PERFECT

techslut:

i already know youre gonna kill this one, yunho

when’s filming? I wanna watch!

i’m baby:

most likely next week friday, we start practicing tomorrow 

im one of the backups🤩

shorty in blue:

i’ll make sure my schedule is free then!

hot mountain:

me too!

literal angel:

i’d like to come and support too!

i’m baby:

u guys are so sweet

I LOVE YOU🥹

techslut:

i love you🫶🏻

hot mountain:

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

literal angel:

🫰🏼🥰

puppy:

you guys really are the best

i love all of you

i’m baby:

were such a sappy group😂

shorty in blue:

we really are😂

techslut:

wouldnt have it any other way tho

i’m baby:

so true

ure all my family

and yes, i am also speaking ab our newbies

U TWO ARE FAMILY NOW

literal angel:

🥺

hot mountain:

aww

you guys are truly the best friend group i've ever been in

even if it’s only been a week and a half

i’m baby:

its bc we work so well together

it was destiny that we met

techslut:

for once, target did something good😂

puppy:

😂😂😂

shorty in blue:

the only good thing they’ll ever do💀

techslut:

facts😂

speaking of, i gotta go in for my shift 🙄

i close today😭

literal angel:

oh! i’m working 3-7, so i’ll see you today!

i’m baby:

ew

LMAO i open tomorrow 😭

techslut:

YAYYY SANGIE

right😭

okay unpopular opinion but opening shifts are worse than closing

puppy:

not unpopular thats just facts

shorty in blue:

that’s actually so right

like towards the end everything starts to die down a bit and then it’s super chill the last like two hours

and then in the mornings it’s just absolute chaos

like why are y’all acting like it’s black friday in 2005

i’m baby:

LMAO FOR REAL

THEYLL BE STANDING OUTSIDE THE DOOR AT LIKE 7:50

AND THEN THE SECOND THE DOORS OPEN ITS JUST A STAMPEDE OF WHITE KARENS

like i am half asleep and yet u look like uve been awake for ten hours, finished a whole work shift, walked ur dogs, exercised, and read a book

techslut:

i will never understand how people can look so put together that early

i always look like i woke up five minutes ago

i’m baby:

same

its too much work to be pretty

shorty in blue:

can’t relate i’m always pretty💁🏻

i’m baby:

u misspelled ugly🤠

shorty in blue:

KNEECAPS

MINE

i’m baby:

try to reach them shorty😗

shorty in blue:

if i had admin power you’d be kicked out in a heartbeat🙄

i’m baby:

and that is why u never will😘

hot mountain:

you’re all pretty!

i’m baby:

🥺 even me

hot mountain:

especially you🥰

i’m baby:

SANNIE THINKS IM PRETTY :D 

hot mountain:

😂 the prettiest!

i’m baby:

🥹🥹🥹🥹

techslut:

saps😂

okay im really going to be late now gtg😂

hot mountain:

bye seonghwa!!

hope your shift goes well!

shorty in blue:

it definitely won't 😂

techslut:

dont jinx me you whore🙄

shorty in blue:

🤷

i gotta get to class so peace 😂

i’m baby:

oh same😂

though i really dont want to

but i have it with yunho so im going just to see him

puppy:

🥺

hot mountain:

oh speaking of class, seonghwa if you get a chance i need your help with the study guide for the lit final 😭 it’s a bit confusing

techslut:

of course hun! let’s create a private chat and i can help you there🥰

hot mountain:

ty you’re the best!

techslut:

of course ☺️☺️

Today 4:34 PM

shorty in blue:

i give up

why is uni so hard😭

i’m baby:

so true

whats up though?

shorty in blue:

just studying for finals

i hate every second of it😂

puppy: 

im studying too😭

i’m baby:

lmao just keep holding on were almost done with the semester! finals week will be here before you know it and then it's winter break baby!!

hot mountain:

i’ll miss you guys when i go home 🥺

i’m baby:

oh right

u live in florida🙄

which means ure basically leaving me

hot mountain:

i’m sorry😭

i’ll be back next year!!

i’m baby:

bleh

thats so long

what am i gonna do without my sannie

hot mountain:

i’ll call you every day, promise

i’m baby:

… okay i can live with that🥰

hot mountain:

😂😂

we should all do something together before we leave for break! 

i’m baby:

we should!! 

puppy:

well we were talking about that glow in the dark miniature golf course

i was also thinking we could do noraebang ? and then find a spot for dinner?

i’m baby:

oh fuck yeah

FUCK YES

LETS DO NORAEBANG

shorty in blue:

oh that would be so fun

hot mountain:

oh i love noraebang

we need to do that!

techslut:

GUYS

oh noraebang would be fun

BUT GUYS

i’m baby:

sup hwa?

techslut:

AT WORK

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS

ANOTHER INFINITY STONE

i’m baby:

URE JOKING

WHO

yk u just gave me an idea 😂

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has changed the chat name to infinity stones

hot mountain:

oh wow really?

omg wooyoung😂

techslut:

HE WAS HERE IN TECH WITH TEAM LEAD SUSAN

okay thats the perfect chat name 😂

i’m baby:

ANOTHER FULFILLMENT HIRE??

HELL YEAH

techslut:

AND HES TALL JESUS HES PROBABLY AS TALL AS YUNHO HE WAS TOWERING OVER SUSAN

AND ADORABLE TOO 😭😭😭

HE HAD A BIG FLUFFY SWEATER ON AND THE CUTEST SWEATER PAWS AND HE LOOKED LIKE THESE EMOJIS THE WHOLE TIME 🥺😲

AND HE SEEMED SO SHY

shorty in blue:

aw😭 i bet he's a big golden retriever like yunho too

puppy:

aish 😂😂

i’m baby:

must be really cute for hwa to be typing in all caps like that😭

techslut:

you dont understand

i saw him smile and thought i was looking directly at the sun for a moment there

hot mountain:

aww 😭 did you catch his name?

techslut:

jake 

he and susan were here for a tech item so i met him and then he came again like twice after that

hes definitely from korea though he has an accent that sounds just like my mother's 

oh and his voice😵‍💫

its so deep

i’m baby:

oh? 😵‍💫

literal angel:

does he have brown fluffy hair and dimples?

techslut:

YES

YES THATS HIM

i’m baby:

HE HAS DIMPLES?? LIKE SANNIE???🥹🥹🥹

i need to see him

dimples are my weakness

hot mountain:

oh so that’s why you always ask to see mine😂

i’m baby:

THEYRE JUST SO CUTE OKAY

hot mountain:

😂😂

literal angel:

that’s my friend!!! he’s in my calculus class😂

his korean name is mingi! 

i’m baby:

GASPS

WE NEED TO ADD HIM

HES ONE OF US

literal angel:

i can ask! he doesn't have a lot of friends since he transferred in the middle of the semester and he keeps to himself a lot

the only reason we became friends was because we were partnered on a calc assignment and we just kind of clicked?

oh and he dances too!! he’s really good actually

i’m baby:

omg

WELL BE HIS FRIENDS

if he wants 🥰

puppy:

he dances? :o 

literal angel:

i’ll ask then 😊

yes! we were getting to know each other and talking about our hobbies and he mentioned dancing and even showed me videos! 

i’m baby:

YAYYY

OUR LITTLE FAMILY IS GROWING

puppy:

wooyoung the auditions!! we could ask if he wants to join paradigm!

shorty in blue:

hwa we are getting more and more children every day😭

techslut:

being a single mother is so hard sometimes

i’m baby:

😂😂😂😂

u really are the mom and dad

OMG YUNHO URE SO RIGHT

literal angel:

just texted him, i’ll let you know what he says☺️

i’m baby:

YAY

~

calc buddies

Today 4:53 PM

yeosang:

hello!

i heard you got the job at target! 

mingi:

hey!

you were right, it was easy to get hired 😂

they called me like two hours after i submitted my application

yeosang:

they’re understaffed apparently so might as well seize the opportunity 😂

how's your shift going so far?

mingi:

alright! im on my break now. i just did my first order by myself, it wasnt too hard

my main problem has been the tech items but that guy nick has been really helpful!

he’s korean, right ?

yeosang:

yes !! his name is also seonghwa

he’s actually the reason i'm texting you rn😂

mingi:

oh? did he say something about me?

yeosang:

nothing bad! 

he thought you were adorable, actually 😂

basically, us two are in a groupchat with four of our coworkers who are also korean and go to our university 

they were wondering if you wanted to join? 

you don't have to!

they just heard that you were korean and a fellow student and immediately wanted you to join😂

mingi:

oh

he said im adorable?

yeosang:

was basically screaming in the chat about how cute you are 😂

mingi:

aish 😂😂 

im not that cute

so you guys are all students? and work here?

yeosang:

yup! so there’s seonghwa, hongjoong, yunho, san, and wooyoung! yunho and san are in guest services, hongjoong is in style, and wooyoung is fulfillment like us! 

i think you’re older than wooyoung but younger than san

and seonghwa and hongjoong are juniors, the rest are sophomores :) 

mingi:

ooo okay

yeosang:

if you say yes, i’ll have to warn you

they're chaotic😂 there is never a dull moment in the chat

wooyoung is a social butterfly and mostly bullies everyone, hongjoong and seonghwa act like they hate each other but like, everyone knows they're in love, and san and yunho are like the angels of the group

mingi:

sounds like a pretty interesting group of friends you got there😂

yeosang:

yeah, i’ve only been in it for a few days now, but they're really nice! they treat me as if we’ve been friends forever

and they love hanging out! i’m practically never alone at meals anymore 😂

mingi:

oh thats really nice

are you sure they want me to join?

yeosang:

wooyoung practically begged me to ask😂 he’s the admin so i’ll have to give him your user so he can add you

mingi:

okay yeah

ill join 😊

yeosang:

yay!! 

one second!!

~

infinity stones

Today 5:10 PM

literal angel:

@fixsong

he said yes

i’m baby:

I COULD KISS YOU RN

literal angel:

please don't 😂😂

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has added jake

i’m baby:

HI NEW FRIEND :D 

I AM WOOYOUNG I WORK IN FULFILLMENT TOOOO

literal angel:

😂😂

jake:

hello im jake!!

techslut:

oh hun, you can use your korean name with us! we actually know how to pronounce them unlike literally everyone else 😂

we’re all fluent in korean too so don't hesitate to talk to us in korean if its more comfortable 😊

and its nick! i helped you earlier

you can call me seonghwa though

jake:

oh!! 😲😲

hello, i’m song mingi, nice to meet you all  

wow, it feels weird talking to people who isn't my dad in korean 😂

i’m baby:

oh hes so cute and so polite 🥹

i’m claiming mingi as my son everyone else back off

shorty in blue:

he’s probably older than you be so for real😂

jake:

im 19! born august 9th😊

i’m baby:

IS EVERYONE OLDER THAN ME????

shorty in blue:

that’s what you get for being born at the end of the year😂

i’m baby:

its not my fault my parents had fun on valentines day🙄

HEY YOURE A NOVEMBER BABY TOO

shorty in blue:

and yet i’m second oldest😗

oh i didn't introduce myself, my bad 😂 

i’m daniel from style, but you can call me hongjoong :) 

puppy:

oh new friend yes!!

hi, im peter, or yunho :D i work in guest services! 

jake:

hi hi! ☺️

hot mountain:

hello! i’m nathan, aka san 😁 i work in guest services too!

jake:

nice to meet you!! 

wow its really nice meeting you all

my break is over unfortunately 😔

techslut:

yeah i gotta get back to work too😭

ive been hiding in the back room💀

i’m baby:

thats okay!! come back when u can, we can talk lots more :D 

OH BUT WHEN I DO THAT IM A BAD EMPLOYEE???

techslut:

🤫

jake:

😂😂

okay! ill be back soon! 😄

i’m baby:

fuck u seonghwa🙄

BYE MINGI TALK TO U LATERRR

hot mountain:

hey yunho, i’m about to head to the gym! wanna come with?

puppy:

oh heck yeah

i need a break from studying 😭

ill meet you there!!

hot mountain:

awesome!

shorty in blue:

ew

exercise🤢🤢

i’m baby:

i dunno how yall do it after i finish a dance practice im ready to collapse in my bed😭

puppy:

😂😂 ive been telling you you need to build up your endurance and u dont listen

i’m baby:

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

maybe ill join u guys one of these days

today is not that day tho🤠

i am warm and comfy in my bed

puppy:

😂😂

valid excuse

i’m baby:

😂 go have fun

im gonna watch golden girls

and pretend like finals aren't literally next week

shorty in blue:

don't remind me😭😭

i’m suffering enough

puppy:

u and me both man

gonna go bye!!

i’m baby:

and to think this time next year u and seonghwa will be seniors and the rest of us juniors😭

bye yunnie!! dont overwork urself!!

tell san i said that to him too!!

shorty in blue:

DON'T REMIND ME??? 

bye byeee

puppy:

will do!

i’m baby:

ure right sounds a little too serious 💀

shorty in blue:

yk what sounds a little too serious

the fact that i turn 21 💀

i’m baby:

MUAHAHAHHA

GRANDPA

shorty in blue:

aka the legal drinking age

meaning i can buy alcohol🤨

i’m baby:

…

have i told u how much i love u

shorty in blue:

mhm that’s better ☺️

i’m baby:

🤠

shorty in blue:

🥰

i’m baby:

🤨

shorty in blue:

🤫

i’m baby:

😒

shorty in blue:

😎

i’m baby:

🖕🏼

shorty in blue:

💁🏻

i’m baby:

😠

techslut:

are you two seriously having a whole conversation with just emojis😂

i’m baby:

…

get back to work😂

techslut:

😂😂😂 

shorty in blue:

i gotta finish this assignment anyway so peace😂

i’m baby:

talk to you guys laterrr

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matz <3

Today 2:45 AM

joong <3:

are u up?

actually nvm

i’m sorry

hwa <3: 

hey no im up

im just playing animal crossing

whats up?

joong <3:

it’s nothing

sorry for interrupting 

hwa <3:

hey hey

none of that joong

talk to me hongjoong-ah, what’s wrong?

joong <3:

um

i’m just really stressed and anxious and i feel like i’m about to fall apart right now

i don’t even know why i was fine one minute and then the next my heart started racing and i couldn't breathe and i started crying and now i just really want one of your hugs

hwa <3:

okay

i’m coming over as fast as i can, alright? 

thank you so much for telling me, you’re doing so well

i’ll give you the biggest hug ever, okay? for as long as you need me to

just breathe for me baby

remember what i always say?

joong <3:

smell the flowers, blow the candles out

hwa <3:

good boy

do that for me?

i’ll be there in five

joong <3:

thank you 

hwa <3:

of course baby

you know i’m always gonna be there for you, no matter what

it’s you and me til the end of the world

joong <3:

til the end of the world :( 

hwa <3:

exactly

i’m here baby

~

infinity stones

Today 8:36 AM

i’m baby: 

whos up?

puppy:

i am!

literal angel:

i am and i don’t want to be😂

i’m baby:

LMAOOOO I FELT THAT

wanna grab breakfast with me?

i tried this bagel shop with yunho the other day and now i cant stop thinking about it😭

that breakfast bagel sandwich was HEAVEN

but i dont wanna go alone

hot mountain:

i’m up!

oh i wanna go!

puppy:

sure! that place was really good😩

literal angel:

yeah i’ll come! 

i’m baby:

YEAA

okay i dont think anyone else is awake so i guess itll just be us four 😂

lets meet by the campus entrance in 10?

hot mountain:

works for me

puppy:

okay!

i’m baby:

hell yeah see yall soon 😋

Today 12:45 PM

puppy:

i just took my first final

and im already going insane

i’m baby:

u and me both

NO BC WHAT WAS THAT LAST QUESTION

IT THREW ME OFF SO MUCH

puppy:

its always that one question😭

i just ended up bullshitting it

i was pretty confident with all the others so i was just like lemme not stress about this one

i’m baby:

i think i did well enough to pass😂

literal angel:

oof😂

my first one is in like an hour

jake:

i already had my first😂 it was pretty easy

literal angel:

well duh it was for you because you're like smart as fuck😂

jake:

oh im really not that smart😂

literal angel:

i think your 4.0 gpa begs to differ🥲

i’m baby:

🤠🤠

EH????

4.0?????

HOW????

hot mountain:

😳

dang, that’s pretty impressive

jake:

aish😂😂

yeah thats my gpa

puppy:

oooooo dang

you're so smart i could never 😭 im struggling keeping mine at a steady 3.7

i’m baby:

WOW OKAY SO URE HOT 

AND U HAVE BRAINS

AND URE TALL

THE UNIVERSE BLESSED U

jake:

omg😂

im not that hot

i’m baby:

EH???

WHY U LYING?? 

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has changed jake to big hot brain

big hot brain:

😂😂 ahhh

thank you😂

i’m baby:

ive been trying to think of the perfect name for u since u joined

and now i have it 😈

literal angel:

😂😂

i still don't know why i’m named this

i’m baby:

BECAUSE U LOOK LIKE A LITERAL ANGEL???

okay 

whoever the fuck is lying to yall about ur looks

i need names

so i can fight them🙄

WHY AM I IN A GROUPCHAT WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW HOW HOT THEY ARE I CANT DO THIS I NEED YALL TO START APPRECIATING UR BEAUTIFUL ASS SELVES

big hot brain:

😂😂😂

puppy:

blame society😂

i’m baby:

okay

FUCK SOCIETAL STANDARDS

YALL ARE BEAUTIFUL IN MY EYES😤

YUNHO U ARE LITERALLY LIKE KOREAN STANDARD BEAUTY SHUT UP

you know what

welcome to the jung class

lesson one

how to love yourself

and know that youre the hottest bitch alive

imma need yall to start taking notes this is very important

hot mountain:

✍️✍️✍️✍️

i’m baby

step one, look in a mirror

step two, acknowledge that youre a sexy motherfucker

lesson over class dismissed thank you for coming to my ted talk

literal angel:

😂😂😂

puppy:

that was a great lesson professor jung🫡

hot mountain:

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

i’m baby:

oooooo

professor jung

i like that😎

sounds sophisticated 

big hot brain:

😂😂

if you were to be a teacher, what would you teach?

i think i would teach philosophy 

i’m baby:

oooo okay mr philosopher 😎

def contemporary dance for me

puppy:

i’d be a dance teacher but to be more specific hip hop dance! 

big hot brain:

oh thats cool!

hot mountain:

maybe either like an elementary school teacher or a gym teacher?

literal angel:

ceramics! 

big hot brain:

i can definitely see you as a ceramics teacher 

i’m baby:

ooo these all fit you guys so well😭

u totally would be so good at that sangie, ur pottery is next level

big hot brain:

yes it is!!

literal angel:

thank you thank you😂 it is a part of my major after all

i made this in class the other day!

i’m baby:

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

I LOVE IT

hot mountain:

oh my god i love it😂

big hot brain:

ooooh so thats what you were making 😂😂

puppy:

why does it kinda remind me of hongjoong?😂😂

i’m baby:

I WAS GOING TO FUCKING SAY

that is such a hongjoong cup

literal angel:

😂😂 well that’s perfect! i was gonna give it to someone so i guess i’ll give it to him!

i’m baby:

😂😂

speaking of

where is he??? 

he hasnt been in chat today yet and hes usually up by now

literal angel: 

finals maybe?

i’m baby:

nah he doesnt have a final until later

hes either studying or sleeping in😂

hot mountain:

sleeping in maybe😂

hey seonghwa hasn't been in either!

i’m baby:

👁️👁️

theyre together

im calling it

hot mountain:

😂😂

puppy:

get ur mind outta the gutter wooyoung😭

i’m baby:

too late it is very deep in the gutter😈

literal angel:

oh god😂

big hot brain:

where you left your lover?

i’m baby:

gasps

WHAT AN EXPENSIVE FAKE

MY V IS FOR VENDETTA

THOUGHT THAT ID FEEL BETTER

big hot brain:

but now i got a bellyache~

i’m baby:

MINGI YOU LIKE BILLIE OMG

shes my girlie

big hot mouth:

i do😂

techslut:

hello

i’m baby:

HWAAAAAAAAA

HAIIIIIII

techslut:

hi there😂😂 

literal angel:

hi seonghwa! 

big hot brain:

hi! 🙋🏻

hot mountain:

good afternoon seonghwa!!

techslut:

aww hello my favorite children!!

i’m baby:

🤨🤨🤨

techslut: 

yes? 😂

hot mountain:

😂😂😂😂

i’m baby: 

🙄

anyway

do you know where joong is?

techslut:

mhm

hes sleeping right here

i’m baby:

AHA YOU ARE TOGETHER

I CALLED IT

techslut:

😂😂 yeah

i’m baby:

wait

he only sleeps next to you if hes had a bad night

:((((((((

is he okay

techslut:

he is now

i think

i’ll know once he wakes up

i’m baby:

okay

tell him i love him when he wakes up🥺

techslut:

ill make sure to😂

hot mountain:

anything we can do? 

techslut:

ahh just be there

he had a pretty bad panic attack last night so hes just gonna be a bit down for a while

just support him in any way u can :) 

i’m baby:

:((((((((((

my hongjoongie🥺

puppy:

oh poor joongie

big hot brain:

sending him virtual hugs 🫂 

literal angel:

i want to give him my cup even more now ☹️

techslut:

its a cute cup!! he will definitely love it 😭

you made it so well!!

literal angel:

thank you☺️

i’m baby:

im gonna give him all the gifts in the world

i hate it when hes sad😭😭

techslut:

me too :/

he was crying in my arms and i just

my heart was breaking for him

puppy:

:(

literal angel:

aw ☹️

i’m baby:

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

its settled im buying him everything he wants

HES NOT ALLOWED TO CRY ANYMORE

HES ONLY ALLOWED TO SMILE

okay

imma go to target

buy his favorite snacks

maybe a new album i know hes been wanting the rose’s new one

and ihop🫡

someone come with me

hot mountain:

i’ll come! 

techslut:

it would cheer him up a bit 

i’m baby:

PERFECT

ILL MEET U IN TEN SANNIE

hot mountain: 

okay!

literal angel:

i’ve got to prepare for my final now, but i’ll talk to you guys later! i hope hongjoong feels better!

puppy:

bye!! good luck :D 

i’m baby:

bye sangie!! good luck on ur final!! 

techslut:

fighting! 

hot mountain:

fighting yeosang-ah!

big hot brain:

i have my second final later, so im gonna go and study for it!

talk later!

i’m baby:

bye mingiii fighting

two finals in one day should be illegal tho

techslut:

try two back to back finals😵‍💫 i have one at 3 and then one at 5

i’m baby:

EWWWWWWWW

techslut:

right😭

i’m baby:

you feeling confident for them?

techslut:

enough to pass

to ace them is another story😂

i’m baby:

fucking same

hot mountain:

you guys are gonna do great i believe in you!

i’m baby:

thanks sannie🥺

techslut:

thank youuu

oh hongjoongs up

brb

i’m baby:

TELL HIM I LOVE HIM

WAIT DONT LET HIM SEE THE CHAT YET

AHSKSJLAKSJS

techslut:

😂 i’ll try my best

i’m baby:

SAN LETS GO

hot mountain:

coming!!😂

Today 2:03 PM

i’m baby:

HOUSTON WE GOT A GOOD PROBLEM

techslut:

… problems are not meant to be good😭

i’m baby:

ik i just wanted to say it😂

BUT I DO HAVE NEWS

puppy:

what?

i’m baby:

SANNIE TELL THEM

hot mountain:

we found another infinity stone! 😂

puppy:

okay this is just getting crazy 😂

are they specifically just hiring korean people????

techslut:

theyre pushing for that diversity agenda so hard😂

but who?? details please

hot mountain:

we saw him with um

i’m sorry i forgot her name😭

i’m baby:

keisha!!

so he’s gonna be ap

techslut:

ooo security

how spicy

hot mountain:

yes😂

we were walking around looking for the things for hongjoong and we saw the two of them walking around! 

i’m baby:

hes adorable🥺

the cutest smile i almost cried

and the squishiest cheeks ever

even squishier than yunnie

I WANTED TO NOM

techslut:

oh?

that's extremely squishy

i’m baby:

VERY SQUISHY

puppy:

😂😂 i didnt know my cheeks were that squishy

i’m baby:

THEYRE LIKE BREAD CHEEKS

SO SQUISH

MUST BITE

hot mountain:

😂😂

and then we ran into him again! he was by himself this time so we talked to him a bit

i’m baby:

his name is jongho!! 

hot mountain:

and he's so funny😂

i’m baby:

HE IS

and a little shy😭

hot mountain:

but as the conversation went on he warmed up to us! 

i’m baby:

i got his palchat😈

techslut: 

well what are you waiting for?😂

puppy:

add him!!

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has added John Choi

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has changed John Choi to baby bear

i’m baby:

WELCOME

wow our family is so big now🥺

baby bear:

hello! 

baby bear 😂

i’m baby:

BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY BEAR

baby bear:

rawr🐻

i’m baby:

🥹🥹🥹 aish he’s so cute

techslut:

😂 welcome! im seonghwa from tech, im the oldest one here 🫡

puppy:

im yunho! guest services😋

techslut:

hongjoong and mingi are currently taking finals, but youll meet them soon ☺️ as for yeosang, i dunno where he is😭

puppy:

he should be done with his final by now 😭

i’m baby:

knowing him hes probably caught up in a book rn😂

hot mountain:

and its san!🙋🏻

oh i think he's at the library rn!

baby bear:

you guys have some very interesting chat names😂😂

i’m baby:

THANK YOU I CAME UP WITH THEM

techslut:

he did🙄

i did not want to be called this

i’m baby:

😂😂

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has changed techslut to mother

mother:

THATS EVEN WORSE

hot mountain:

would you hate me if i said it fits though😂

baby bear:

😂😂😂

hi mother!!!

mother:

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

sighs

you guys are lucky youre cute 🙄

puppy:

now you just gotta change hongjoong to father and its completed😂😂

i’m baby:

🥰🥰🥰🥰

GASPS

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has changed shorty in blue to daddy

mother:

NO????

anything but daddy😭

hot mountain:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

puppy:

BYE😂😂😂

baby bear:

💀💀

mother:

good luck hongjoongs gonna kill you now😂😂

i’m baby:

booooooo you guys are no fun

wooyoungie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ has changed daddy to father

i’m baby:

there 

mother and father 🥰

AND IM THE BABY

mother:

lord help me😭

if you were my child id put you up for adoption😑

i’m baby:

gasps

RUDE

I AM A GREAT SON

MY PARENTS LOVE ME

puppy:

😂😂

mother:

how old are you jongho?

is wooyoung still the baby?😂

baby bear:

i just turned 18 like over a month ago

i’m baby:

gasps

YOURE YOUNGER THAN ME???

baby bear:

i guess so😂

i’m baby:

oh my god

im a hyung

IM A HYUNG

mother:

congrats wooyoung youre not the baby anymore😂

i’m baby:

JONGHO CALL ME HYUNG

baby bear:

😂

hello wooyoung hyung

i’m baby:

AHHHHHHHHHH

GUYS IM NOT THE BABY ANYMORE

hot mountain:

😂😂

are you gonna change your name now?

i’m baby:

never🙄

hot mountain:

😂 fair enough

mother:

hes still the baby just not in age now😂

i’m baby:

🥰🥰

big hot brain:

hello!

i’m baby:

MINGIIIII 🥰🥰

hot mountain:

hey mingi! 

i’m baby:

HOW WAS UR FINAL

GUESS WHAT IM NOT THE BABY ANYMORE

big hot brain:

😂 it went well! 

oh we have a new friend?

baby bear:

hi 👋🏼

i’m jongho!

i’m in ap

big hot brain:

hi! i’m mingi in fulfillment😊

baby bear:

nice to meet you!

big hot brain:

you as well!

i’m baby:

🥹🥹

our family is so big now

mother:

if they keep hiring more of us its gonna grow more😂

i’m baby:

yk

maybe not

eight is like

perfect

IF U FLIP IT SIDEWAYS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INFINITY SIGN RIGHT

SO THAT MEANS WERE GONNA BE FRIENDS FOREVER AND EVER

OMG AND THE CHAT IS ALSO CALLED INFINITY STONES

I HAVE CONNECTED THE DOTS

mother:

😂😂😂

thats

actually really cute

puppy:

we should leave it at eight!

it feels like a good number

big hot brain:

well in spirituality, the number 8 can represent perfect balance! so i’d say this group is perfectly balanced now!

i’m baby:

this is why ure big hot brain i love u

big hot brain:

😂

father:

so why am i father now💀

puppy:

😂 welcome back hongjoong!

hot mountain:

hi hongjoong!😂

big hot brain:

hello!🙋🏻

father:

big hot brain?😂 

i’m baby:

HONGJOOOOOONG🥰

mingi has a 4.0 gpa 😵‍💫

father:

oh wow! okay it makes sense now😂

big hot brain:

😂 ahh i really dont want to brag about it

i’m baby:

YOU SHOULD???

mother: 

be glad its just father

wooyoung changed it to daddy first💀

father:

i

why😭😭

ah of course you're mother😂

i’m baby:

JOONGIE OMG

WAIT DONT SCROLL UP

father:

why not? 😂

i’m baby:

BECAUSE

I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR U AND IF U SCROLL ULL FIND OUT WHAT IT IS

father:

oh

okay🥰

i’m baby:

ILL JUST SUM WHAT U MISSED

WE HAVE A NEW INFINITY STONE

AND HES YOUNGER THAN ME

HES IN AP

baby bear:

hello 👋🏼

i’m jongho

father:

oh hi! 

so wooyoung isn't the baby anymore?😂

i’m baby:

i am in spirit😤

how are u?

father:

i’m okay

i just finished a final and my brain feels like pulp now

mother:

thats gonna be me at the end of today😵‍💫

father:

oh yeah u have two back to backs

good luck with that😂

mother:

my first one is in like 10 minutes😭

so i guess im going now

i’m baby:

good luck🫡

big hot brain:

fighting hyung!

hot mountain:

you got this!! fighting!

mother:

thank you guys!

puppy:

fighting!

let's all grab dinner when you're done!

anyone else have any more finals today?

i’m baby:

nope!

hot mountain:

not today!

baby bear:

already did mine😮‍💨

big hot brain:

all done!

literal angel:

heyooo

father:

i only had the one today

hey sang!

puppy:

hey yeosang!

i’m baby:

THERE YOU ARE

WE WERE WONDERING WHERE U WERE

literal angel:

😂😂 i was reading in the library

i’m baby:

i still dont get why u willingly read😭

literal angel:

😂😂 i love reading! 

i get to escape from the outside world for a while

big hot brain:

i completely get that😂

baby bear:

what kind of books do you like to read?

i’m baby:

SANGIE THIS IS JONGHO WE JUST ADDED HIM HES IN AP 

HES YOUNGER THAN ME

father:

you're not gonna shut up about that are you😂

baby bear:

😂😂 i don’t mind

i’m baby:

JOONG HE CALLED ME HYUNG🥹🥹🥹

father:

😂😂

literal angel:

oh! hi jongho i’m yeosang!😊

and my favorite genre is mystery! but today i was actually reading the heaven and earth grocery store by james mcbride!

baby bear: 

oh you have to tell me how you like it! that's next on my to read list

literal angel:

😮

okay we are officially best friends now

what are you reading rn??

baby bear:

😂😂 cool!

good rich people! it’s by eliza jane brazier

i’m over halfway done

literal angel:

oh i read that a few months back! it’s really good!

i’m baby:

🥹 my babies are bonding

i just shed a tear

literal angel:

😂😂

i’m baby:

yunnie you mentioned we should grab dinner later

lets all do that!! and you guys can meet jongho in person🥰

baby bear:

sounds cool to me

literal angel:

hell yeah! 

puppy:

yes!! korean bbq?

baby bear:

sounds even cooler to me😮‍💨

big hot brain:

i am always down for food🙋🏻

literal angel:

oh me too😩

i’m baby:

fuck yes

our first family outing🥺

hot mountain:

😂 okay so when seonghwa’s done with his last exam let’s let him rest a bit and then we’ll go out?

puppy:

yeah! that’s a good idea!

father:

we can do that yeah!

i’m baby:

GREAT SO ITS SETTLED

KAY NOW BAI I GOTTA GIVE HONGJOONG HIS SURPRISE

father:

oh god💀

puppy:

😂😂

literal angel:

wait i wanna give him mine too!

i’m baby:

ILL MEET YOU SANGIE WE CAN GIVE THEM TO HIM TOGETHER

literal angel:

yay!!

father:

aw🥺

what did i do to deserve this?

i’m baby:

we just love u thats all

father:

🥺🥺

i love you🫶🏻

i’m baby:

🥰🥰

COME ON SANGIE LETS GO

literal angel:

😂

~

seonghwa’s favorites <3

Today 4:34 PM

gayer:

u rlly didn't have to do that for me woo

u’re too sweet :( 

gay:

i wanted to

i hate it when ure sad :( 

how are u feeling?

gayer:

i’m better now

i think i just panicked because of finals and the break coming up and the thought of being alone here for break

but you guys really helped

gay:

hongjoong if u dont wanna be alone u can stay with me or hwa u know that

gayer:

i just don’t wanna be a burden to you guys

and yunho is already staying with hwa so that's just gonna be too much for him

gay:

kim hongjoong

you are not and will never be a burden

we will happily take you in, u know my parents absolutely adore you

moms actually been asking when ure coming to see her

gayer:

she has? 🥺

gay:

yes

everytime i call actually 😂

gayer:

it has been a while 😂

gay:

so come with me!! my parents turned my brothers old room into a guest bedroom, u can sleep there!

gayer:

oh he finally found a place?

gay:

yes!! just up in harlem actually

hes so grown up now😭

gayer:

oh that’s cool!

okay

yeah i think i’ll come with you

gay:

yeah?🥺

okay🥰

ill let my mom know!

shes gonna be so happy😂

gayer:

okay😂

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Chat

Today 9:59 AM

Peter has created a new chat

Peter has added jake

Peter has changed jake to mingi

Peter has changed Peter to yunho

Peter has changed the chat name to idk but i dont want it to be unnamed

yunho:

okay thats all out of the way😂

hi!

mingi:

😂😂 hi!

something up? or is the chat just because? 😂

yunho:

well mostly just because but i did wanna ask you something!😂

mingi:

oh whats up?

yunho:

so wooyoung and i are in this dance crew called paradigm! we’re a kpop dance cover crew, and each year they hold auditions to find new members!

i heard that you danced, and was just wondering if that was something you would like to do?

mingi:

no way

i was actually thinking about joining 😂 

i saw a flyer in the dining hall and it caught my attention

i didnt know you were in it!

yunho:

oh hell yeah thats perfect!

mingi:

well now that i know youre in it ill definitely audition then😊

yunho:

aw 🥺 

mingi:

tell me more about it? i’ve never been in a dance crew before

yunho:

yeah! well all dance crews are different but i can definitely tell you about paradigm! so the studio is actually a couple buildings down from that korean bbq place we went to the other day! its run by alejandro and kennedy, and theyre really nice! alejandro has become like an older brother to me over the months 😊 and kennedys a bit more stricter but like, shes only like that because she sees our potential and wants us to be the best versions of ourselves

theres about 50 members total, most of them are students here too! and our channel has i think like 3 mil subs? 

mingi:

jeez thats a lot 😱

yunho:

yeah it really is 😭 but truly its thanks to our crew, theyre all so incredibly talented

we do 1-2 covers per week! so how it works is we can suggest songs, and alejandro or kennedy will set up a poll in the groupchat, and whatever song wins will be the next cover. a signup sheet gets posted in the studio, and you can sign up for whatever spot you want! whether u want to be a specific idol, or an idol in general, or a backup, or either one! or if you wanna sit a cover out, you can too! we’re not expected to sign up for every single one😂

and then alejandro and kennedy will go thru the list and pick out the dancers they think will fit the most and announce it in the chat! we practice for about a week, sometimes longer if its a really complex dance! like when we did super, we practiced for like two and a half weeks just because we had so many dancers to coordinate😭

and we usually film in times square! then the video gets uploaded a week later!

its a continuous cycle😂 like for example, this week we’re practicing for standing next to you, which we’re filming this friday and thatll be uploaded next week, but also on friday we’ll be uploading the born to be cover that was filmed last week, and also this week people are signing up for the lalalala cover which will be starting practice and filmed next week, and then we’re also suggesting songs to do after lalalala this week which will be in the poll by the end of the week

and then we get paid via cashapp the week after the cover uploads! you get paid per cover depending on how you participated, so “idols” get about $100, backups get about $80, and then stylists and other behind the scenes crew get about $50 i think

this was actually a recent development! after we hit about 1mil, the channel started racking in a lot of money, so alejandro thought it was only fair that we get some of it😂

you with me?😂

mingi:

oh yeah, i’m just letting you have the floor😂

that sounds like a very good system though! alejandro and kennedy seem to have it down, and its nice that they let the members have a voice! and wow thats a good way to make some extra money!

yunho:

yeah thats one of the things i love about this crew, the whole system they set up. not a lot of them do that. i was actually in another one back home in new jersey, and it was nothing like this

mingi:

wait

you're from jersey?

yunho:

yeah! i was born and raised in jacksonville

my parents moved there from korea a couple years before i was born

mingi:

no way

i moved to unionville from korea when i was 10 and lived there since

yunho:

:o youre joking

so we were basically town neighbors this whole time?

mingi:

sounds like it yeah😂

yunho:

:o 

thats crazy to think about!

half of our lives, we were like what, an hour apart? 

mingi:

and now here we are😂

yunho:

here we are! thats insane😂

mingi:

right😂

well youve definitely convinced me! ill contact alejandro later😊

yunho:

yay! :D 

say, you doing anything right now?

mingi:

nope, im free all day! i already had a final earlier, so my plan was just to study for my last one tomorrow😂

yunho:

i was wondering if you wanted to hang out or something for a bit?

you havent eaten yet, have you?

mingi:

i had a protein bar before my exam, but thats about it🙃

yunho:

come grab a late breakfast with me? theres a great sandwich shop over in manhattan, its only like a 15 minute subway ride

mingi:

i’d love to😊

yunho:

okay cool :D 

i’ll pick you up from your dorm in 20? 

mingi:

yeah i can be ready then ☺️☺️

yunho:

cool beans :D

~

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Today 2:45 PM

i’m baby:

is everyone dead today

father:

yup

mother:

pretty much

literal angel:

yeah i just finished two finals😵‍💫

i’m baby:

oh ew

mother:

poor you😭

i only had one today thank god

hot mountain:

i just woke up from a nap😂

went straight to sleep after my final this morning

i’m baby:

😭😭😭 a nap sounds so good rn

the chat is so quiet today

i dont like it

mother:

💀 its the finals week effect

baby bear:

i’m at work 😂 it’s dead here too

they have me watching the cameras but so far the most entertaining thing has been this kid running away from his mother to the toy section every time she turns her back😂

mother:

💀

sounds like wooyoung

i’m baby:

…. i totally did not do that when i was a kid

father:

u totally did😂

i’m baby:

yeah i totally did😂

literal angel:

😂😂😭

hot mountain:

😂😂 my baby sister does that

she's eight

one time when she was four, she hid in the paper towels at the grocery store while we were shopping

she was gone for like half an hour and we didn't realize because my parents had split up to cover more ground and my mom thought she was with my dad and my dad thought she was with us

my mom freaked out so much she practically cussed out the security guards demanding to see camera footage because she thought someone had taken her

had like four guards scouring the whole store

when we finally watched the footage back, we saw her go into the paper towels and never leave

she got in so much trouble 😂 now she doesn't hide but she will still run around the corner of the aisles or in like the clothing racks

she absolutely loves testing my mom’s patience😂

baby bear:

💀 i would've hated to have been that guard😂

literal angel:

i would've loved to have watched that😂

mother:

oh my god😂😂😂 your sister is hilarious

props to mom for handling that though!

i’m baby:

LMAOOOO UR SISTER IS ME AS FUCK

hot mountain:

yeah my mom doesn't play when it comes to us😂

father:

😂😂 

i’m baby:

that reminds me of the time my brother got lost in crayola factory😂

mother: 

CRAYOLA FACTORY? 😭

hot mountain:

how??😭

father:

wait how come i've never heard about this😂

i’m baby:

im surprised you havent, my parents still talk about it to this day😂

yeah i was like 5, and he was 9, and we were on a boys scout field trip

my mom was one of the chaperones, and jae somehow just wandered off, i guess something caught his interest😂 but yeah he wandered off, and he was missing for like three whole hours😭 we found him with a whole different group

he didnt even realize we had been looking for him, he was busy making new friends😭

it was a wild trip💀

literal angel:

oh my god😂😂 he didn't realize he was missing for three whole hours?

hot mountain:

😂😂😂 i can see how you're related

i’m baby:

LMAOO

HE REALLY DIDNT HE WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN WE RAN UP TO HIM HE WAS JUST HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE WITH HIS NEW FRIENDS

father:

so the social butterfly gene runs in the family💀

i’m baby:

pretty much 😂 

blame my parents, theyre pretty social people

mother:

😂😂😂 yeah that sounds like jaeyoung

you two really are brothers, theres no doubt about that😂

i’m baby:

we really are😂

i cant wait to go home and see him🥹

mother:

i cant wait to home period😭

im tired of uni😭

hot mountain:

me too😭 i’m not built for this cold

i’m baby:

😂😂😂😂😂 you get used to it

20 degrees to us new york natives is like 50 to the rest of the world

hot mountain:

i don’t think i ever will😂😂

mother:

dont worry san i’ve lived here my whole life and im still not used to it💀

i’m baby:

💀💀

weak

father:

did you guys hear it's supposed to snow tonight😂

i’m baby:

about damn time

like how have we made it this far into december without an inch of snow😭

mother:

and yet people still want to believe our climate isn't changing😂

father:

idiots😂

i am not mad about the no snow though

i hate snow😂

i’m baby:

gasps

I LOVE SNOW

WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU

father:

exist💀

hot mountain:

you would love florida then😂

father:

😂😂 i also hate the heat💀

hot mountain:

okay then nevermind 😂😂😂😂

i’m baby:

SO WHAT DO YOU LIKE DAMN

father:

spring😂 specifically the end of spring when it starts transitioning into fall

i’m baby:

okay that actually really is a good period😂

sweater weather is always the best

literal angel:

😂

i don't really like being outside when it's snowing but i do love curling up in a big fluffy blanket with a hot chocolate and a book when it's snowing outside though

something about snow or even rain just makes a reading ambience better

i’m baby:

ugh i want hot chocolate now

mother:

if you wanna come to my dorm i can make you some😂

i’m baby:

HAVE I TOLD U HOW MUCH I LOVE U

mother:

only when i do something for u😑

i’m baby:

ure the best im on my way

literal angel:

hot chocolate sounds so good right now

mother:

come on over! i have plenty 

if anyone else wants any youre more than welcome😂

i have christmas movies and snacks too if you wanna hang

my roommate is out so😂

hot mountain:

oooo i’ll come!!

father:

i guess i'll come too😂

i’m baby:

you say it like that but ure secretly already zooming over there😂

father:

…

don’t expose me🙄

i’m baby:

u expose urself i just state the obvious😙

father:

🙄🙄

whatever i’ll be there😂

mother:

😂😂😂

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idk but i dont want it to be unnamed

Today 3:54 PM

mingi:

i had fun today 😊

yunho:

me too :D

i kinda wish i didnt have to go to practice :/

i liked spending time with you

it felt like weve been friends for years

mingi:

🥺

its okay :)

we’ll have plenty more opportunities to hang out! 

well, after break😂

yunho:

yeah 

after break :/

youre going home?

mingi:

mhm 

you?

yunho:

ah no, ill be staying with seonghwa and his family up in manhattan😅

my parents always go to korea this time of year, and i usually go with them, but this year i wanted to stay :) 

mingi:

man i would love to take your spot😂

i miss korea so much i havent been back in like, five years

yunho:

oh damn really? 😂

yeah i get it, even though i wasnt born there, theres just something about being there, you know?

like it feels like home

mingi:

like it feels like home?

:o

jinx!😂

yunho:

😂😂 omg we’re so alike

mingi:

we are! i guess that's why i felt so comfortable with you today😂

yunho:

🥺

i thought i was the only one😅

okay i really do have to go to practice now😭 but i’ll talk to you later?

mingi:

okay!😊

have fun!! 

~

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Today 8:45 PM

i’m baby:

ITS SNOWING🥹🥹🥹🥹

IM SO HAPPY

COME OUTSIDE WITH ME

mother: 

fuck no its cold💀

father:

^^^^^^

i’m baby:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO FUN🫵🏻

hot mountain:

😂😂 i’ll join ya!

i’m baby:

SANNIE IS VERY FUN👍🏼

big hot brain:

me too! i love snow!

i’m baby:

AND THIS IS WHY YALL ARE MY FAVORITES

mother:

at least make sure you guys bundle up😂😂

i’m baby:

yes mother🫡

mother:

🙄

i hope you catch a cold

i’m baby:

ill make sure to give u my germs😙😙

mother:

you do that and i will set fire to your sneakers <3

i’m baby:

NOT MY BABIES????

MFR ILL TAKE APART ALL YOUR LEGOS

mother:

ILL FUCKING STEAL ALL YOUR JIMIN PHOTOCARDS AND HIDE THEM

i’m baby:

ILL STEAL YOUR YOONGIS

father:

sighs

i just want one day of peace in this household

hot mountain:

😂😂😂

puppy:

😂😂 

how does wooyoung still have so much energy i’m ready to knock out after practice

i’m baby:

BECAUSE ITS SNOW 🥹🥹🥹🥹

COME ON YUNNIE WE CAN MAKE SNOW ANGELS

mother:

aish you'll definitely get sick that way please dont

i’m baby:

seonghwa

do u ever i dunno

LIVE A LITTLE?????

mother:

yes

in ways that won't result in sickness or injury🙄

i’m baby:

booooooo

life is all about taking risks and having fun

mother:

not my life 😗

i’m baby:

boooooooriiiiiiing

LETS HAVE A SNOWBALL FIGHT

baby bear:

i heard snowball fight😎

i’m baby:

FUCK YEAH JONGHO JOIN US

JOOOOOIN USSS 

LETS TEAM UP US VS MINGI AND SAN

baby bear:

😂😂 they won't stand a chance against me

hot mountain:

hmm you wanna bet😈

i’m baby:

oh fuck yes this is getting SPICY

big hot brain:

i dunno jongho i think san and i have a very good chance😎

i’m baby:

HOO HOO HOO COMPETITION IS INTENSE

puppy:

i kinda wanna watch this 😂😂

i’m baby:

YUNHO U CAN REFEREE

wait wheres yeosang

if he comes then we can do 3v3😈

literal angel:

i’m good right here thank you😂

i’m baby:

BOOOOO

COME ON YEOSANG

ILL BUY U ANY BOOK U WANT

literal angel:

…

okay fine i’ll join😂

i’ll be on your team

puppy:

so then i’ll go with mingi and san😂

i’m baby:

😈😈😈

hot mountain:

heck yeah i got the tall ones on my team

big hot brain:

we are so winning😂

baby bear:

we should come up with a penalty for the losers 😂😂

i’m baby:

GASPS

YES

father:

losers have to buy breakfast for the whole group tomorrow?😂

i’m baby:

you just want free food don't you🙄

father:

duh

hot mountain:

breakfast and hot chocolate?

i’m baby:

oh hell yeah

HEY

HONGJOONG AND SEONGHWA SHOULD PICK A SIDE AND JOIN THE PENALTY IF THEYRE NOT JOINING😈😈

father:

oh god😂

puppy:

yes!! let's make it fair😂😂

mother:

as long as i don't have to go outside 😂😂

father:

fine i’ll pick san’s team😂

hot mountain:

😎😎

mother:

perfect i was gonna go with jongho’s😂

baby bear:

i won't let you down😮‍💨

father:

don’t disappoint me😂

big hot brain:

we won't!😎

hot mountain:

don’t worry hongjoong, your wallet won't be opening tomorrow 😈

father:

i knew i could trust you🫡

i’m baby:

ALRIGHT BE BY THE ENTRANCE IN TEN

mother:

bundle up please!! 

father:

let us know who wins😂

i’m baby:

it'll definitely be us😈

hot mountain:

oh we’ll see about that😎

mother:

ahh such competitive children😂 

i’m baby:

😈😈😈

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Today 11:23 AM

i’m baby:

remind me to never go against jongho in any game

baby bear:

😂😂😂

hot mountain:

😂 okay but same

puppy:

he is terrifyingly competitive 😂

i’m baby:

thats oldest sibling behavior right there 😂😂

its so funny how hes the oldest in his family but the youngest here😂

baby bear:

😂 i try

big hot brain:

next time im going on jongho’s team😂

mother:

i knew i chose the right team😂

thanks for the free food😙😙

father:

😑you’re very welcome

hot mountain:

😂😂 

guys it's friday! by the end of today we’ll officially be on winter break🤩

i’m baby:

UGH IM SO EXCITED

IM GOING HOME IN TWO DAYS

big hot brain:

what are your plans for break?

father:

sleep

mother:

sleep

hot mountain:

god that’s a mood

i’m baby:

u two are truly made for each other😂

big hot brain:

😂😂

mother:

💀💀 ew no

father:

🤢

baby bear:

😂 same though i’m so tired from uni

but i’ll be playing video games in my room and pretending like my siblings don't exist😂

big hot brain:

omg jongho😂

i’m baby: 

LMAOOOOOO

valid

literal angel:

😂😂😂😂

i’m just gonna spend some time with family and catch up on some reading!

big hot brain:

oh thats nice!!

puppy:

ill be spending time with seonghwa and his family🥰

mother:

🥰

father:

i’ll be with wooyoung

so basically i’m not getting any sleep-

i’m baby:

😈😈😈

you me and jae are gonna have so much fun

big hot brain:

😂😂 it’s nice that you guys are close like that though!! 

father:

I JUST WANNA SLEEP

i’m baby:

NO 

father:

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

hot mountain:

my family has a tradition of going to disney for the holidays so i’ll be doing that😂

i’m baby:

TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUU

puppy:

i wanna go to disney🥺

hot mountain:

if you ever go down come over and visit!! my mom always loves meeting my friends 😂

i’m baby:

AHH I WANNA MEET UR MOM 

I BET SHES THE SWEETEST

hot mountain:

she really is! 

i’m baby:

🥹🥹

mingi what about u? what are ur plans?

big hot brain:

ah just gonna work on some music

i’m baby:

ooooooooo mr producer hard at work! putting that education to use 😎

big hot brain:

😂😂 yeah

father:

mingi we should totally make a couple tracks together

big hot brain:

:o

that would actually be really cool!

i’m baby:

omg u two could be like a producing duo

I SEE THE VISION

father:

😂😂

hot mountain:

i’d totally buy all your albums😂😂

i’m baby:

LMAOOOOOO

IMAGINE A HONGJOONG PHOTOCARD

father:

💀💀 

pls no😂😂

i’m baby:

ure right i want mingis instead

he’d have the cutest photocards

big hot brain:

😂😂😂😂

omg no

i’m baby:

YOU WOULD

UR SELFIES ARE ADORABLE

I WANT THEM IN PHOTOCARD FORM

puppy:

i also want a mingi photocard😂

mother:

me too actually😂😂

big hot brain:

ahh thank you😂

omg guys 😅😅

baby bear:

you guys aren't considering the best option here

yeosang😂

literal angel:

who me??😂

i’m baby:

URE SO RIGHT JONGHO

YEOSANG WOULD TOTALLY BE THE VISUAL IN A KPOP GROUP

baby bear:

my point exactly😎

mother:

youre right though hes pretty as fuck

he would totally be my bias

literal angel:

omg shut up😂

i’m baby:

NEVER

you guys are all visuals😤

big hot brain:

😂 so are you!!

i’m baby:

ty ty 💁🏻 

hot mountain:

there's a website that lets you make custom photocards!😂

literal angel:

i think i know which one you're talking about 😂 i made a couple of my biases to use as bookmarks

i’m baby:

gasps

well i know what im doing over break now😈

hot mountain:

😂😂 make me some too!

father:

pls don't tell me u’re actually gonna make photocards of us😂

i’m baby:

WHY NOT

I CAN KEEP YOU GUYS IN MY WALLET🥹🥹

AND MY PHONE CASE

actually no

my phone is reserved for jimin😤

brb time to go hunting for selfiess!!!

gonna stalk everyones instagrams😈

puppy:

💀💀

father:

💆🏻

hot mountain:

😂😂

he really is adorable

father:

sometimes💀

mother:

i just wanna know what goes on his mind sometimes 😂

literal angel:

too much and nothing at the same time💀

baby bear:

😂 accurate

father:

that’s probably the most accurate thing i've ever heard😂

hot mountain:

😂 it’s what makes him wooyoung though!!

mother:

true true😂 

you cant help but love him

father:

even tho he gives me a headache sometimes 🙄

mother:

youre not the only one😵‍💫

puppy:

we wouldnt be completed without him 😂

mother:

also true😂

well i got to go take my last final😵‍💫

talk later 

hot mountain:

good luck!

father:

i have my last final soon too😭

baby bear:

i’m already all done😂

literal angel:

lucky you😭

big hot brain:

im also done 😂

puppy:

my last one is in like two hours😭

im actually gonna go do some last minute studying

literal angel:

yeah me too actually 😂

hot mountain:

same😭

ill talk to you guys later!

baby bear:

have fun with those😂

big hot brain:

we’ll be right here!😂

baby bear:

well mingi😂

big hot brain:

just you and me now😂

baby bear:

wanna play a game? i’m kinda bored😂

big hot brain:

sure why not?😂

baby bear:

Sent a game request

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@ParadigmDance

Our Jungkook is ready to tackle the stage for his first solo! Come watch Peter and our crew perform Standing Next to You @ 5 PM in Times Square!

1 minute ago

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infinity stones

Today 4:47 PM

puppy:

you guys are here?🥺

mother:

look to your left!!

puppy:

omg

all of you??🥹🥹

baby bear:

all of us!

i’m excited to watch hyungs dance!

literal angel:

i was dragged here by mingi-yah against my will it’s too cold for this

i am still cheering you two on though😂

puppy:

omg 😂😂

big hot brain:

i did no such thing 😇

just wanted make sure yunho was getting all the support!

puppy:

🥹

thank u omg

father:

😂😂

we're here for you yunho!! fighting!

u too wooyoung!

hot mountain:

looking good yunho!! 

that vest really fits you so well!

woo you look good too! 

i’m baby:

ty🥰

right hes so hot ugh

im foaming at the mouth

like i barked when i saw him

just WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR

puppy:

HE ACTUALLY DID I WAS SO EMBARRASSED ALEJANDRO WAS LOOKING AT US

baby bear:

💀💀

maybe you should be named puppy instead😂

hot mountain:

why am i not surprised?😂

i’m baby:

NO 

NO ONE PUPPYS AS HARD AS YUNHO PUPPYS

father: 

typical wooyoung behavior😂

puppy:

😭😭

mother:

oh my fucking god😂😂 down boy😂😂

you both look good!! the styling is amazing and fits the concept so good!

but aren't you two cold? poor things

puppy:

😂😂 thank you

thank you guys for coming 🥺

i am but once i start dancing i’ll warm up a little 😅

i have hot packs too!

mother:

okay good good

i’m baby:

lmao u keep denying that ure not mother yet ure mothering so hard rn

mother:

😑😑

father: 

yeah that’s hwa for u😂😂

mother:

IM SORRY FOR CARING???

i’m baby:

its okay hwa we love it when ure protective😂

hot mountain:

we do!! you look out for us so well!

mother:

🥺

i’m baby:

oh!! its time 🤩🤩

puppy:

FUCK ME

i’m baby:

whoooooaaa there

take me on a date first😤

father:

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

google how do i unread a text

baby bear:

🤠 i’m jared 19

mother:

at this point nothing wooyoung says fazes me anymore😂😂😂

yunho hun youre gonna do so well! dont stress so much😭

hot mountain:

😂 yunho don't worry i know you're gonna kill it!

puppy:

WOOYOUNG😭😭😭

i’m baby:

LMAOOO 

YUNNIE YOURE GONNA KILL IT

ITS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COVER, OKAY???

YOU GOT THIS

ILL BE RIGHT BEHIND U

NOW COME ON WE GOTTA GET INTO POSITION

father:

you got this!!

baby bear:

fighting!

mother:

we’re rooting for you both!!

~

The group held their positions for a few seconds, the seven dancers catching their breaths as cheers erupted around them. Yunho locks eyes with Alejandro, the older man giving him a soft smile and a nod. At the signal, the dancers break their positions, clapping with the crowd as they bowed in thanks. 

Wooyoung heads over to Yunho, whooping as he pulled the taller brunette into a hug. 

“See! You had it in the bag!” 

Yunho just laughs breathlessly, only able to nod as he tried his hardest to calm his racing heart. He loved dancing, he truly did, but dancing in his own spotlight was entirely different than dancing in a shared one. His nerves had been on edge all day- with the thought of all the attention being on him, of any mistakes he made being easily spotted, of whether his facial expressions would be good enough, of whether he could actually live up to everybody’s expectations or not. 

Despite all that though, he was proud of himself. The second the music started, he put his anxiety in the backseat, letting the beat guide his feet and the melody move his body, his passion seeping into his veins and transporting him into a dimension of his own, and before he knew it, the song had ended and cheers filled his ears, snapping him back to reality in such a cathartic way that he couldn't help but just feel free.

Before Yunho could respond to Wooyoung, he’s interrupted by loud cheers and a body ramming into him, nearly knocking him into the other dancer. 

“You did so good, oh my god! I thought you were Jungkook for a moment there!” San’s voice was a bit muffled due to his face being smushed in Yunho’s chest, and Yunho just laughed as he wrapped his arms around San. The close proximity meant that the younger could feel the dancer’s minute shivers, and he immediately starts rubbing his hands up and down Yunho’s arms. 

“ Aish, you must be cold,” Seonghwa heads over to where the dancers had placed their things, finding Yunho’s coat easily. He makes sure to grab Wooyoung’s as well, and heads back to the group to wrap them around their respective owners. “ You did well, Yunho-yah,” he grins at the taller. “ I’m proud of you. And you too Wooyoung, don't think that just because you were a backup dancer that you didn't shine just as bright.” Yunho found a bit of comfort in hearing his mother tongue, smiling gratefully at the elder as he slid his arms through the sleeves of his warm coat. 

“You’re so cool, hyung! You could seriously pursue a career as a professional dancer!” There’s a chorus of hums and agreements at Jongho’s words, and Yunho couldn't help the redness that creeped up his cheeks and onto his ears, a cheesy smile plastered on his face at the unwavering support. 

“Thank you guys, I couldn't have done that without your support.”

“You would've killed it regardless. Our support is only a result of your talent,” Hongjoong pats Yunho on the back, the two meeting eyes for a moment, Yunho growing shy under Hongjoong’s fond gaze. 

“Ah,” he laughs softly, “you guys are too sweet.” 

“I propose we go get Korean barbecue in celebration of Yunho’s first solo!” Almost immediately after Mingi speaks, everyone is eagerly voicing their agreements, Wooyoung and Jongho the most enthusiastic of them all. 

“Let’s go then! Hyung will pay!”

“Ah, Hwa, you spoil us too much. You sure you’re not growing soft?” Hongjoong teases, prodding at the elder’s side. Seonghwa just rolls his eyes playfully, pinching the other’s arm. 

“One more word and I’ll make you pay.” He laughs fondly when Hongjoong makes a zipping motion over his lips, his eyes wandering over to watch as Wooyoung and Yunho rejoin their crew to collect their things, eagerly congratulating everyone and exchanging a few other words. Then he looks over at Yeosang and Jongho, the two deep in a conversation about some book that they had both read, bright smiles and a certain sparkle in their eyes that had Seonghwa internally cooing at them. Then his gaze shifts to Mingi and San, the two hunched over San’s phone watching a video, presumably a funny one, based on the way they were both visibly trying to hold in their laughter. Then he looks back at Hongjoong, a smile growing on his face when he sees the younger hopping around in an effort to warm up his body, and he pulls him into a side hug, rubbing his hand up and down the other’s arm to hopefully provide some warmth. 

Yeah, maybe he was growing soft for his little family. 

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infinity stones

Today 12:35 PM

i’m baby:

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

big hot brain:

whats wrong wooyoung?

mother:

he’s just being dramatic because we just dropped off yeosang and san at the airport

he would not let san go😭

and yeosang refused to let him cling to him but he compromised by letting wooyoung hold his hand 😂😂

i’m baby:

COME BACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

literal angel:

i thought my hand was going to break from his grip jesus

big hot brain:

😂😂😂 omg

i’m baby:

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

come back right now

hot mountain:

i’m sorry😭

literal angel:

i’m not😂😂

i’m ready to go home

big hot brain:

😂😂

i’ll miss you guys!!

hot mountain:

i’ll miss you too!!

i’m baby:

pain

no one talk to me

i want my sannie

hot mountain:

😭 i’ll be back before you know it!! it’s only a month!!

and i told you i’ll call everyday!

i’m baby:

TOO LONG

i want my bestie ☹️

hongjoong doesnt cuddle like u do

father:

if u even try i will drop kick you😑

i’m baby:

SEE

I NEED MY CUDDLES TO SURVIVE

im in pain

hot mountain:

i promise i’ll give you all the cuddles when i come back😭

i’m baby:

U BETTER

IM EXPECTING A FULL 24 HOURS OF CUDDLES AND URE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE NOT EVEN TO PEE

hot mountain:

okay okay😂😂

i got to go though my flight is boarding! 

i’m baby:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

father:

let us know when you land safely! 

hot mountain:

will do! bye guys!

i’m baby:

bye :((((((((((

father:

wooyoung it's only a month you’ll be okay😂

i’m baby:

but sannie :(((((((( 

jongho :((((((((

mingi :(((((((

sangie :((((((( 

SEE URE GONNA BE WITH ME AND WE CAN JUST GET ON THE SUBWAY AND SEE HWA AND YUNNIE BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH THE OTHERS🥹🥹🥹

its unfair

its wooyoungphobic

COME BACK😭😭

father:

hwa can i come with u instead i don't want to deal with a moping wooyoung🤠

i’m baby: 

MEANIE

and he says no and specifically asked me to add <3 

father:

🙄🙄🙄

i hope he runs out of gas in the middle of the highway <3

literal angel:

💀💀

baby bear:

just got home!

i’m baby:

NOOO COME BACK😭😭

WHY U IN FUCKASS MARYLAND 

baby bear:

😂😂😂 ask my parents man they’re the ones who decided to move here all these years ago

i’m baby:

u guys are so mean for leaving me

baby bear:

#sorrynotsorry 😂

i’m baby:

meanies🫵🏻

puppy:

alright just dropped mingi off at the bus station

wooyoung can u tell seonghwa i’ll be heading over to his house now?

i’m baby:

mingi😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

he says okay and if hes not there yet just ring the bell his dad is home

MINGI COME BACK

puppy:

okay!!

big hot brain:

i wish i could! 😂

i’m baby:

🥹🥹🥹🥹

my family is separated 

i dont like this

EVERYONE COME LIVE WITH ME IDC

U CAN ALL STAY IN MY ROOM

father:

do u really wanna do that to ur parents 💀

i’m baby:

THEYRE NOT IMPORTANT

father:

i’m telling ur mom u said that

i’m baby:

WAIT NO I TAKE IT BACK

I LOVE U MOM URE SO VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

big hot brain:

😂😂

literal angel:

all of us living together would just be pure chaos why would you do that to yourself😂

i’m baby:

but 🥺🥺 we’d be together🥺🥺

father: 

again

it's only a month😂

i’m baby:

joong i will kick u out

father:

then i’ll go to hwa’s house 😛

i’m baby:

meanie😑

this is gonna be the longest month ever without u guys😭

baby bear:

at least we won’t have school or work😂

i’m baby:

ugh dont remind me about work

i still have to work😑

father: 

same😵‍💫

literal angel:

poor you😂

baby bear:

poor you indeed 😂

i’m baby:

BARF

anyways

hongjoong we’re here

hwa has to pee first tho

father:

copyyy i’ll be down in like ten

i didn't finish packing😂

i’m baby:

U LITERALLY HAD ALL THIS TIME?????

father:

i’m lazy😂

literal angel:

to be fair i finished packing like five minutes before we left 😂

baby bear:

i finished literally right as my dad texted me he was here💀

i’m baby:

😭😭😭

i finished packing last night tf

and im like a pro procrastinator 

father:

😂😂😂 good for u

i’m gonna finish packing now brb😂

literal angel:

my flight is boarding

bye guys!

i’m baby:

bye sangie :(

i miss u already😭

tell me when u land so i can know ure safe 🥺

literal angel:

😂 it’s okay wooyoung we have the chat!

and i will!

i’m baby:

its not the same :((( 

big hot brain:

well, there’s a saying “distance makes the heart grow fonder”! so just think about it this way, when we all gather together again we’ll be even closer!

i’m baby:

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

mingi i love u so much ure so precious im giving u so many kisses

big hot brain:

😂 omg

love you too!

i’m baby:

🥹🥹🥹

father:

okay i'm done 😂

i’m baby:

perfect timing

hwa just got back 

now hurry up i dont wanna be stuck on the rush hour train😭

father:

😂😂 coming coming

Today 4:03 PM

hot mountain:

i’m home!! 

i’m baby:

🥹🥹

ure so cute

i miss u😭

hot mountain:

😂 thank you! i miss you too

mother:

glad you got home safe 😊

i’m baby:

ure so far now i hate it

hot mountain:

let’s try to remember what mingi said earlier! 

i’m baby:

my heart has already grown a million times fonder now come back

hot mountain:

😂😂😂 aish you're adorable

mother:

dont mind him hes always had separation anxiety😂😂

our first break after we became friends he was practically over at my place every week

honestly if he had the money he’d probably be booking multiple flights to all of you guys rn😂

i’m baby:

DONT EXPOSE MEEEEE😭😭

hot mountain:

😂😂 aww wooyoung

one day you can come with me!! 

i’m baby:

🥹🥹🥹

one day

Today 7:34 PM

literal angel:

made it

i slept that whole flight ngl😂

i’m baby:

YAY URE SAFE

ure so cute🥹

lmao i think everyones sleeping 😭 hongjoong is passed the fuck out rn its so cute

literal angel:

well it has been a long day😂

you should get some rest too! 

i’m baby:

i was waiting for u to say u landed

i couldnt sleep without knowing😭

literal angel:

oh 

you’re sweet 😂

well i’m home now! so now you can sleep😂

i’m baby:

kayyyy bye sangieee

i miss u

text later?🥺

literal angel:

text later!

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infinity stones

Today 9:49 AM

hot mountain:

merry christmas guys!!!

puppy:

merry christmas!

mother:

merry christmas 😙😙

i’m baby:

MERRY CHRISTMAASSSS AHH MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY

baby bear:

merry christmas 🎄🎁 

father:

merry christmas!

you guys got any plans for today?

hot mountain:

i’m making gingerbread cookies with my sister rn and then we’re gonna go to my aunt’s!

i’m baby:

yummm

gimme some

mother:

my parents are making a big ass feast today😂 and then yunho and i are gonna go ice skating later with my sisters

puppy:

im excited!

hot mountain:

ooo fun fun!

i’m baby:

omg ice skating sounds like so much fun

and i need to come over i miss ur moms cooking 😭

ESPECIALLY HER KIMCHI🥹🥹🥹

yall momma park makes the best kimchi u have to try it

mother:

i’ll see if i can bring a couple containers when we come back 😂

i’m baby:

HEHEHHEHEHEHE URE THE BEST

baby bear:

i’m just gonna be hanging out with my parents and siblings today

my siblings want to have a movie marathon so i guess i’m sitting thru every christmas movie ever made 😂

puppy:

😂😂 i mean is there a better way to spend christmas?

i’m baby:

yall better be watching how the grinch stole christmas thats the best one

baby bear:

that’s my sister’s favorite😂 knowing her she’ll want to watch it more than once

she can practically quote the entire movie😂

i’m baby:

AS SHE SHOULD

jim is such an icon in that movie i dont blame her

literal angel:

merry christmas!

my mom is hosting a party so i’m being forced to show up against my will

baby bear:

😂😂😂 oh i felt that so hard

hot mountain:

😂😂

i’m baby: 

LMAOOO

u really arent a social person are u😭

literal angel:

not one bit😭

i just wanna read in my bed but like half my family is here already

and like i love them but they talk too much and they're too touchy😂

i’m baby:

😭😭 

u know what sangie when we get back im making it my mission to make u like hugs😈

literal angel:

💀 please god no

stay away from me you hugging heathen

i’m baby:

😈😈😈😈😈

baby bear:

as long as it's not me😂

puppy:

😂😂 poor yeosang

once wooyoung sets his mind to something he never gives up on it

father:

he’s been trying to get me to cuddle him since break started😭

san please come back i can't do this anymore

hot mountain:

i am so sorry😂😂

i’m baby:

HE KICKS ME OUT EVERY TIME😭😭

i will get those cuddles😠

oh dw jongho i will also be making u like hugs😈

baby bear:

🤠

forget i said anything

i’m baby:

too late🥰

literal angel:

😭😭

how about i just never come back?

i’m baby:

NOT ALLOWED

literal angel:

💀

welp guess i’m avoiding wooyoung for the rest of my life then

father:

good luck with that it's impossible😂

i’m baby:

hehehehehehhehehehehe

u cant avoid meeeeeee

were besties for life 😤

literal angel:

😭😭 

father:

seriously he’s like a pest😂😂

i’m baby:

ure so mean to me 😑

father:

it’s out of love i promise <3

i’m baby:

hehehehe ily <3

father:

<3

Today 4:34 PM

baby bear:

my parents got me a bluetooth mic

i am about to be so annoying

i’m baby:

LMAOOO omg

just start belting at 2am 

baby bear:

they're gonna regret it 😂😂

i’m baby:

LMAOOO u devious child 

mine got me txt’s newest album and new sneakers 🤩

and hongjoong got me a blanket with yeonjun on it🥵

father:

😂😂 i knew u would like it

i got a microphone for my laptop and a wireless keyboard! 

i’m totally making some songs later

hot mountain:

ooo i hope you let us listen! i bet they're gonna be so good

i got some dope clothes and a new speaker! my room is never gonna be quiet again😂

i’m baby:

ure gonna have a party by urself every night😂

hot mountain:

you guys would totally be invited if you were here😂

literal angel:

i got some kpop merch and barnes and noble gift cards 

like, multiple gift cards😂

am i just that obvious? 😭

father:

yeah u really are😂

baby bear:

honestly i would’ve gotten you the same😂

i’m baby:

u literally always have a book in ur hands 

so yes😂😂😂

hot mountain:

😂😂

literal angel:

yeah you’re right💀

i’m baby:

as always 💅

are u guys having a good christmas today?

hot mountain:

i am! my family's all here, it’s so nice

i’m baby:

that’s good to hear 🥹

baby bear:

yeah, my brother and i are playing mario kart now while my sister is still having that movie marathon with my parents 😂

after like the third movie we got bored😂

i’m baby:

LMAOOO

valid

whos winning?

baby bear:

me, duh😎

i let him win once though so he wouldn't whine about it😂😂

i’m baby:

of course😂😂

always so competitive 

literal angel:

i still think about that snowball fight

that was fucking hilarious

baby bear: 

😂😂😂

i’m baby:

LMAO ME TOO

especially when jongho just came out with that big ass snowball 

I STILL CRACK UP

hot mountain:

god don't remind me😂😂 i thought i was gonna get indiana jones’d for a second there

baby bear:

😂😂 omg

that was fun though

hot mountain:

it was! i’d totally do it again😂

i’m baby:

ME TOOOO

IF IT SNOWS AGAIN WHEN WE GET BACK WE HAVE TO

hot mountain:

i’m definitely not going against jongho this time though😂

literal angel:

i don't think any of us want to😂😂

baby bear:

😂😂 okay okay i’ll take it easy next time

i’m baby:

LMAOOO

hot mountain:

😂😂

~

matz <3

Today 7:34 PM

hwa <3:

YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD

joong <3:

why hello to you too😂😂

i’m assuming yunho gave you your present?

hwa <3:

HE SAID IT WAS YOUR IDEA

HOW DID YOU FUCKING KNOW

joong <3:

surprise i actually listen to u sometimes

hwa <3:

🥺🥺🥺

god

i can't believe im holding an actual millennium falcon lego set

ive been wanting this for months

hongjoong this is nearly $900 how the fuck😭

even i can't save that much money

joong <3:

everyone in the group chipped in

so it’s from all of us really <3

just a token of our appreciation for u and everything u’ve done for us so far

hwa <3:

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

fuck i gotta thank them later then

you guys are so sweet i dont deserve this😭

hongjoong you didnt have to holy shit

joong <3:

you deserve it, truly

and i wanted to

personally as a thank u for being there for me so much

and for being my best friend thru everything

hwa <3:

🥹i could literally kiss you rn

i’m so serious

joong <3:

💀 u spend too much time with wooyoung 

a simple thanks will do😭

hwa <3:

i really do😭

what is he up to now😂

joong <3:

he and jae are playing beer pong rn 

jae is winning 😂😂 wooyoung is already half drunk

hwa <3:

of course he is😂

good luck with him though you know how he gets when he’s drunk😂😂

joong <3:

eh i’ll let him cuddle me just this once 😂😂 consider it his christmas gift from me

hwa <3:

😂 are you sure YOURE not growing soft??

joong <3:

🤫🤫🤫 hush it 😂😂

anyway what are u up to?

hwa <3:

i’m getting ready to build this damn thing the fuck else do you think im doing 😂😂😂

joong <3:

😂😂

nerd

i’m glad u like it tho

hwa <3:

i love it 🥹 

thank you so much again 

i love you you little shit

joong <3:

i love you 🫶🏻

merry christmas hwa 

hwa <3:

merry christmas 🥰

~

infinity stones

Today 8:02 PM

mother:

you guys are all my favorite children now

and yes wooyoung, i am also talking about you😂

i’m baby:

YES

FINALLY

~

“Mingi-yah! Get me a beer and make sure it’s fucking cold this time!”

Mingi flinched, leaning against his bedroom door. He sighs, glancing longingly over at the picture sitting just atop his dresser, three smiling faces looking back at his frowning one. 

“Merry Christmas, mom. I miss you.” He presses his fingers to his lips, then tenderly places the digits just over his mother’s face, mustering a weak smile before he heads out of his room. 

~ 

military wives

Today 10:58 PM

jimin’s:

hwa

i fucked up

i fucking fucked up

~

it’s only four inches

Today 11:00 PM