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[pigeons]

2:20 pm

Kaz Brekker: I swear to god Jesper if you are late to your last exam i will punt you into the earth.

Jesper Fahey: KAZ BREKKER I AM RUNNINGGGGGGGGG DO NOT LET HASKELL START WITHOUT ME I WANT TO SEE JUNIOR YEAR

Inej ghafa: ok but y are we boring right now actually

[Inej ghafa changed Jesper Fahey’s nickname to jazzy]

[Inej Ghafa changed Inej Ghafa’s nickname to odd one out]

Kaz Brekker: good.

jazzy: i honestly dont know why u thought u would get away from this kaz

[jazzy changed Kaz Brekker’s nickname to tempo freak]

jazzy: OKAY NO MORE PHONES IM NOT GETTING SUSPENDED

odd one out: bye bye !!!

[odd one out changed tempo freak’s nickname to kazz]

odd one out: :)

[flute flag and flugelhorn???]

3:06 pm

flute: GUYS PLEASE HELP JESPER FAHEY IS IN THE BAND ROOM WHILE I AM HE CAN HEAR ME HELP SIRI PLEASE SEND OH WAIT SHIT

flag: oh poor baby why are u still full naming him

flute: inej please i

flag: IM SORRY HE’S MY FRIEND I CANT HAVE U FULL NAMING HIM ITS WEIRD
flute: I’M THE ONE WHO HE HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH AND THEN FORGOT THE NAME OF

flag: I KNOW IM SORRYYYYYY

flute: its fine i guess eye roll emoji

flag: do u want to practice in the guard office i will give you permission as guard captain (unofficially) ((god i hope i get it)) (((anyone is better than dunyasha from last year)))

flute: PLEASE I WILL MEET YOU THERE

flugelhorn (FRENCH HORN FUCK YOU): GUYS NO WAIT FOR MEEEEE THE BELLS ABOUT TO RING AND I DONT HAVE 6TH PERIOD :((

flag: NINA HURRY UP BAE

flute: yeah bae hurry up

flugelhorn (FRENCH HORN FUCK YOU): wait i actually hate this

[flugelhorn (FRENCH HORN FUCK YOU) changed their nickname to french horn]

french horn: and then i will be back to mello phone in less than a month
french horn: i am so excited.

flag: shfdjakdawhdeiaqwdhwuadgad nina wtf did it do to you

french horn: IM SO SICK OF THAT INSTRUMENT INEJ ITS SO ANNOYING TO ME LET ME STICK MY HAND UP THE INSTRUMENTS ASS PLEASE

flute: NINA sob

flag: OH HEY other than nina dying over mellophones
flag: whos going to the last wg show????

flute: me!

french horn: ME BUT IM BETTER THAN WYLAN

flute: :(

flag: look at what you have done nina smh

french horn: WAIT WYLAN IM SORRY

flag: nina that was the bell

french horn: I AM AWARE INEJ STOP ACTING LIKE KAZ

flag: I DO NOT ACT LIKE HIM

french horn: YES YOU DO

flute: nina im coming to let you in

french horn: AND This is why you’re my favorite woodwind wy ily

flute: yeah yeah get to the door please

[the coolest saxes]

4:00 pm

tenor: you’re late.

alto: I KNOW IM SORRY

tenor: they’re getting close to announcing positions. get your ass over here jes.

alto: I AM HAULING ASS OK

tenor: sigh.

[Inej Ghafa + Nina zenik + Kaz brekker + Jesper Fahey + Wylan van eck + Matthias Helvar]

5:30 pm

Kaz Brekker: this is the leadership group chat. state your name and position. if there are others contact them via the BAND app.

Nina Zenik: hi! im nina zenik and im the band captain/section leader for mellophones

Jesper fahey: HI I’m Jesper Fahey! im the new section leader for the saxophones since our last one got PROMOTEDDDDD and i play alto sax

Wylan Van Eck: hello! my name is wylan and i am assistant drum major, i play flute and oboe during concert season

Matthias Helvar: Hello. My name is Matthias Helvar. I am section leader for baritones.

Inej Ghafa: my names inej ghafa and i am the guard captain <3 i do not play an instrument however

Nina Zenik: FAKE BAND KID FAKE BAND KID (im kidding inej i love you)

Mattihas Helvar: I prefer we keep this cat professional.

Nina Zenik: how professional does marching band get? shes my friend

Inej Ghafa: Nina its fine, mattihas we’ll move to private messages :)

Mattihas Helvar: thank you.

Kaz Brekker: while i hate to side with zenik, this chat does not have to be pure professional. many of you seem to already be friends, if you want it to be professional helvar, move to the band app. for now, i do not mind.

Nina Zenik: hey who tf are you i do not have ur number saved

Kaz Brekker: im kaz brekker. i am now head drum major.

Jesper Fahey: he played tenor sax :)

Kaz Brekker: i played tenor sax.

Inej ghafa: hi kaz :)

Kaz Brekker: hello, inej.

Nina zenik: ANYWAYS

[bros]

6:48 pm

kazzie: jordie.

jordan: yes, my darling brother of whom i do not see enough?

kazzie: i got drum major. again.

jordan: IM SO PROUD OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

kazzie: thank you.

jordan: I HAVE TO COME HOME BEFORE BAND CAMP AHHHH

kazzie: its up to you.

jordan: kazz :(

kazzie: i didnt mean to make you upset.

jordan: ugh im not upset oh dear brother are you ok

kazzie: idk. long day. banquet.

jordan: so loud talking, lots of food you dont like, and the gym is hot and stuffy so gloves are sweaty? and now ur home and super tired?

kazzie: yes. but inej got guard captain.

jordan: YAY INEJ i will text her when we are done

kazzie: good. she would like that. she misses you. so does jesper.

jordan: i miss you guys too lol so fucking much

kazzie: i met one of inej and nina’s friends today.

jordan: wylan??

kazzie: yes. he is assitant. a sophmore.

jordan: nina and inej told me he was nice!!! is he good at conducting?

kazzie: i hope so. i will be very pissed if we show up on the first day of rehearsals and he cant conduct.

jordan: LOL well haskell chose him so ????? maybe haskell was actually strict this year !!!

kazzie: maybe. wylan is his prodigy.

jordan: oooo do you have any performance videos???

kazzie: yes. *attached 1 video*

jordan: IS THAT

kazzie: yes.

jordan: WHEN DID YOU GUYS PLAY THIS

kazzie: we didnt. heard wylan in a practice room.

jordan: so you recorded him????

kazzie: i didnt. jesper did.

jordan: WHY

kazzie: idk.

jordan: OH U DEF DO BUT NOW ITS MY JOB TO FIGURE IT OUT

jordan: SIGH

[J AND J]

8:30 pm

J #1: JESPER

J #2: JORDIE

J #2: WHEN ARE U COMING HOME :(((( I MISS YOU

J #1: THAT WASNT WHAT I WAS TEXTING ABOUT

J #2: OH WHAT DID U NEED

J #1: WHY DO U RECORD FLUTES PRACTICING

J #2: OH UHHHH

J #2: HE WAS REALLY GOOD AT PLAYING FLUTE????

J #1: SURE…….

J #1: ANYWAYS

J #1: I WILL BE HOME BEFORE BAND CAMP OR DURING IT I WANNA SEE KAZ CONDUCT ON THE BIG BOY STAND WITHOUT BOLLIGER

J #2: YAYYYYYYYY

J #2: I WILL TELL DA?

J #1: YES PLEASE TELL MR FAHEY

J #2: HE STILL SAYS YOU CAN CALL HIM COLM

J #1: I KNOW :(

J #2: JORDIE YOU HAVE A HOUR TIME DIFFERENCE GO TO BEDDD

J #1: I WILL BUT HOW WAS THE BANQUET FOR YOU???

J #2: IT WAS GOOD !!! I GOT SAX SECTION LEADER

J #1: AHHHHH IM SO SO SO SO PROUD OF YOU JESPER

J #2: THANK YOU THANK YOU

J #2: IM GONNA BE BETTER THAN KAZ (i wont scare freshman) ((LOVINGLY I LOVE KAZ))

J #1: BE NICEEEEEE

J #2: IM TRYINGGGG

J #1: :(

J #2: GOODNIGHT JORDAN.

J #1: GOODNIGHT LLEWLYN.

[bros]

9:20 pm

jordan: kaz

kazzie: jordan.

jordan: im sleepy :(

kazzie: so go to bed.

jordan: ok :(

kazzie: *sent with confetti*

jordan: asjdhaskhdgausdgjawgde

kazzie: now go to sleep. i have shown enough emotion for today.

jordan: goodnight kazzle dazzle

kazzie: goodnight jordan.

jordan: i love you :D

kazzie: mhm.

[Kaz brekker + Inej ghafa]

9:45 pm

Kaz Brekker: jordie says congratulations.

Inej ghafa: oh!!! well tell him thank you :)

Kaz brekker: i will.

Kaz brekker: are you excited?

Inej ghafa: yes i am! what about you, mr head drum major?

Kaz Brekker: do you know anything about wylan and how well he conducts?

Inej Ghafa: in my opinion hes very good but im biased i do know however he worked very hard
Kaz brekker: how well did he have the song memorized?

Inej Ghafa: i think for the entirety of january-march he was practicing so the whole thing? lol

Kaz Brekker: oh. that is good. i was worried.

Inej Ghafa: thats fair i keep getting super scared dunyasha is gonna show up and like

Inej Ghafa: break my flag in half

Kaz Brekker: i feel like that would be. difficult.

Inej Ghafa: LMAO yeahhh but she could do it!

Kaz Brekker: didnt her and anika get into fights this past year?

Inej ghafa: yeah which was CRAZY considering anika is a freshman

Kaz Brekker: is she good? anika i mean.

Inej Ghafa: anika is very very good esp at rifle she has the strength for it

Kaz Brekker: good. considering she was a tuba for marching season. cant have anyone collapsing on the field again.

Inej Ghafa: AGAIN???

Kaz Brekker: my freshman year, 4 people collapsed in the heat because of a staff member who was working with us on visuals. it was bad.

Inej Ghafa: oh lord

Kaz Brekker: and now the school forces haskell to give us water breaks.

Inej Ghafa: even though people barely take them

Kaz Brekker: even though people barely take them.

Inej Ghafa: are you excited for the spring game? first game as head drum major

Kaz Brekker: yes.

Inej Ghafa: but i swear to god kaz if we have to do iron man again my knees will NEVER recover
Kaz Brekker: i will try and restrain myself, darling.

Inej Ghafa: thank you :)

Kaz Brekker: you’re welcome.

[THE GIRLS]

10:20 pm

shawty: *attached voice message*

red head: oh so real

shawty: gonna kill kaz brekker <3

red head: KNIFE HIM!!! IVE BEEN WANTING TO ALL YEAR

[Kaz Brekker + Inej Ghafa]

10:30 pm

Inej Ghafa: alright well i am going to bed

Kaz Brekker: punctual, are we?

Inej Ghafa: if nothing else

Kaz Brekker: goodnight inej.

Inej Ghafa: goodnight, kaz.

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[unofficial faheys]

10:43 am

JOJO: ninaaaaa

nana: jordieeeeee

JOJO: what day does band camp starttttttt

nana: in one weeksssss on mondayyyyyyy

JOJO: yay okay thats the answer i wanted

nana: PLS TELL ME UR COMING TO VISIT

JOJO: YES BUT I WANT TO SURPRISE JESPER AND KAZ SO DO NOT SAY ANYTHING

nana: BUT DIDNT YOU ALREADY MENTION IT???

JOJO: YES BUT IDK I MIGHT TELL THEM I CANT GO

nana: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY REALLY BAD IDEA

JOJO: YEAH ACTUALLY

nana: MAYBE JUST SHOW UP?????

JOJO: OOOOOO WAIT THAT MIGHT WORK

nana: I JUST WOULDNT EXPECT A BIG REACTION IF U COME DURING A DAY

JOJO: WHAT ABOUT FIELD DAY ?!!?!!

nana: HMMMM THAT DAY CAN BE OVERWHELMING ESPECIALLY SINCE HE’S LEADERSHIP LIKE A BIG DAWG NOW

JOJO: UGH UR RIGHT

nana: MAYBE SHOW UP FOR THE LAST WEEK AND SEE IF HE WANTS YOU THERE??? JUST MEET HIM AFTER ONE OF THE DAYS

JOJO: OO OK I LIKE THAT I LIKE THAT

nana: ILL SEND THE PICTURE OF THE CALENDAR SO YOU KNOW WHAT TIMES

nana: *attached one picture*

JOJO: OOOO THANK YOU THANK YOU

nana: YOU SHOULD COME NEXT WEEK !! I THINK EVERYONE WOULD LIKE THE SUPPORT AND YOU CAN HELP TEACH IF U WANT

JOJO: I WILL SEE HOW NICE TEACHERS ARE BUT MAYBE

nana: HOPEFULLY!!!

JOJO: HOPEFULLY!!!

[Inej Ghafa + Nina zenik + Kaz brekker + Jesper Fahey + Wylan van eck + Matthias Helvar]

2:00 pm

Kaz Brekker: i would like names of all of your kids. and what numbers they need to be assigned for drill. camp starts tomorrow, do not be late.

Jesper Fahey: not the call outtttt kazzie :(

Kaz Brekker: then dont be late.

Jesper fahey: I WONT I PINKY SWEAR

Inej Ghafa: kaz if it makes u feel better i am driving him and i have to get there early for guard equipment sooo

Matthias Helvar: inej, do you need help?

Inej Ghafa: oh! thats ok!

Matthias Helvar: alright!

[THE GIRLS]

2:12 pm

shawty: y do we hate him again

red head: freshman year science project 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ he called me a witch 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

shawty: UGH I FORGOT

shawty: are we so sure he hasnt changed

red head: idk sometimes he tries to talk to me but :/

shawty: hey whats wrong?

red head: my sister

shawty: nina :(

red head: she just doesnt care

shawty: im so sorry :(

red head: its ok

shawty: do you want me to come over?? i can bring snacks

red head: if you want

shawty: ill be over in a half hour :)

red head: thank you

shawty: ofc

[Kaz Brekker + Inej Ghafa]

2:47 pm

Inej Ghafa: what was the thing matthias calls you??? the name??

Kaz Brekker: demjin. it means demon.

Inej Ghafa: and PLEASE TELL ME HE PLAYS HOCKEY

Kaz Brekker: no. but i think he did it in fjerda.

Inej Ghafa: ejdnwinfiebfiend ok this is so good thank you

Kaz Brekker: why?

Inej Ghafa: nina needed a pick me up and she hates matthias

I'mKaz Brekker: i know that. what happened to nina?

Inej Ghafa: her family is being dumb again

Kaz Brekker: i see. about band?

Inej Ghafa: yeah :(

Kaz Brekker: that son of a bitch should do something with her life before judging ninas.

Inej Ghafa: i am not a violent person but oh the things i would do to the zeniks (besides nina)

Kaz Brekker: give me one moment.

Inej Ghafa: OH GOD KAZ I WAS KIDDING

Kaz Brekker: i did not do anything.

Inej Ghafa: so if i miraculously stumbled upon their dead bodies you have nothing to do with it?

Kaz Brekker: must just be the work of god, dear.

[Inej Ghafa + Nina zenik + Kaz brekker + Jesper Fahey + Wylan van eck + Matthias Helvar]

7:30 am

Nina Zenik: GOOD MORNINGGGGG

Nina Zenik: would anyone like coffee?? preferably one you can drink quickly and then follow up with water so no woodwinds die (cough jesper)

Wylan Van Eck: if not too much trouble!

Nina Zenik: ofc not wylan ily

Wylan Van Eck: thank you!!

Inej Ghafa: nina am i still riding with you :(

Nina Zenik: YES OMG

Jesper Fahey: WHAT ABOUT ME :(((

Kaz Brekker: you live with me. and you own a car.

Jesper Fahey: oh yeah :(

Inej Ghafa: imagine owning a car that works

Matthias Helvar: do you need a mechanic?

Inej Ghafa: yes T-T

Matthias Helvar: I will talk to you at practice.

Nina Zenik: ASIDE FROM INEJ’S CAR TROUBLES WHOS EXCITED FOR THE DRILL THIS YEAR ???

Kaz Brekker: the drill is barely written.

Inej Ghafa: cuz haskell lovessess writing it as he goes

Jesper Fahey: so that means today is ROOKIE DAY

Inej Ghafa: EXACTLY

Inej Ghafa: this means FLAG WORK YAY

Jesper Fahey: can yew teach me this year :(

Inej Ghafa: jes.

Jesper fahey: DAMN OK SORRY

Inej Ghafa: ARE WE FORGETTING FRESHMAN YEAR???

Jesper Fahey: IM CHANGED

Inej Ghafa: I DO NOT CARE

Jesper Fahey: I COULD FUCKING EAT AT WINTER GUARD DONT EVEN

Wylan Van Eck: how do you get into winter guard?

Inej Ghafa: its an audition process but ill teach you the basics if you want to join!!!

Wylan Van Eck: ok!!!

[KAZ’S BFFS]

7:40 am

JES!!!: INEJ

INEJ!!!: YES???

JES!!!: HES SO CUTE

INEJ!!!: on a scale of one to ten how screwed are u if he joins winterguard

JES!!!: well HOPEFULLY i will have used my amazing techniques to win him over but if NOT

INEJ!!: do you finally remember where you know wylan 😭😭😭😭

JES!!!: YES OKAY I KNOW ITS BAD

INEJ!!!: HE CAME UP TO YOU AND SAID HI AT REHEARSAL AND YOU SAID AND I QUOTE “do i know you?”

JES!!!: IT WASNT MY BRIGHTEST MOMENT INEJ

INEJ!!!: YOUVE HAD WORSE MOMENTS

JES!!!: I SWEAR IF U BRING UP KUWEI

INEJ!!!: I DIDNT YOU DID

JES!!!: anyways

INEJ!!!: you should talk to him

INEJ!!!: i cant say anything bUT i think he would appreciate it

JES!!!: fineeeeee

JES!!!: also ew our nicknames are kinda annoying

INEJ!!!: agreed

[JES!!! changed their nickname to client]

[JES!!! changed INEJ!!!’s nickname to therapist]

therapist: LOL

[Inej Ghafa + Nina zenik + Kaz brekker + Jesper Fahey + Wylan van eck + Matthias Helvar]

9:34 am

[Jesper Fahey changed the chat name to DONUT STEALERS]

Inej Ghafa: JESPER

Jesper Fahey: :)

[bros]

10:00 am

kazzie: we stole donuts.

kazzie: *attached one photo*

jordan: KAZZIE WHO ARE THE BLONDE AND THE STRAWBERRY BLONDE

kazzie: the tall blonde is matthias helvar. the strawberry blonde is wylan.

jordan: oooo okok i dont know these people yet

kazzie: i like wylan. he can conduct.

jordan: nice!!! what r u guys doing rn!!

kazzie: we are about to go to sectionals. but me and inej are waiting.

jordan: GET OFF UR PHONE THEN

kazzie: youre no fun.

jordan: BYE

12:01 pm

kazzie: am i allowed to text you now.

jordan: yes :)

kazzie: good.

kazzie: inej is showing me part of the winter guard show.

jordan: OOOOOOO

jordan: tell inej i say hi!!!

kazzie: hiiii -inej

jordan: :)

jordan: how is it going so far????

kazzie: ok. wylan hosted brass sectional. i hosted woodwind.

jordan: how my percussion babies :(

kazzie: they keep telling me they miss you. its irritating.

jordan: KAZ DON'T BE MEAN :( I LOVE MY PERCUSSION KIDS

kazzie: its annoying because youre not here. and i wish you were.

jordan: :((( i miss u too kazzie

kazzie: my knee is bothering me.

jordan: ugh im sorry

jordan: is haskell letting you use the cane on the big boy stand

kazzie: i cant. its too rickety.

jordan: have u tried the brace????

kazzie: my insurance fell through. i have to save up.

jordan: ugh fuck that ill get it for you

kazzie: no.

jordan: i make like so much money a year bro

kazzie: i dont need it. i’ll be fine.

jordan: shhhhhh im texting colm and letting him know

kazzie: dont. i will tell him. you hate texting colm.

jordan: no i dont

kazzie: yes you do

jordan: SIGH

kazzie: how are you doing?

jordan: lots of gateroade and sitting down when i think of stairs

kazzie: lunch is over. i will text you after.

jordan: DRINK WATER

[Kaz Brekker + Inej Ghafa]

4:00 pm

Kaz Brekker: am i taking you home?

Inej Ghafa: YES IM SO SORRY

Kaz brekker: dont apologize. do you need help?

Inej Ghafa: no.

Kaz Brekker: oh.

Inej Ghafa: rest ur leg >:(

Kaz Brekker: oh lord never do that ever again. i will stay in the car.

Inej Ghafa: thank you, i will be out soon :)

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DONUT STEALERS]

7:30 am

Kaz Brekker: last day of first week. is there anything that needs to be fixed before we leave the school today.

Inej Ghafa: the lock on the guard office

Jesper fahey: didnt u break that

Inej ghafa: LIKE SIX YEARS AGO

Kaz Brekker: inej, i will fix it today,

Inej Ghafa: thank you <3

Nina Zenik: zoya mentioned that the trombones cases keep being fucked with so idk kill a dude

Nina Zenik: here wait gimme a sec she might have already done that

[BRASS?? (plus genya and alina)]

7:35 am

neens: ok guys what needs fixing by end of week kaz needs to know !!

zozo: the guard office lock

gen:^^

lina!!!: the stands need to be repaired and mal cant find the kit

niko: TRUMPETS NEED FIXING THESEA FRESHMAN ARE SO WEIRD HELP ME

neens: no can do buddy
niko: matthias was complaing about the uniform closet door being jammed however

zozo: i’ll fix that.

niko: thx <3

neens: ANYWAYS THATS ALL SEE U GUYS SOON !!

[DONUT STEALERS]

7:48 am

Nina Zenik: mal (the trombone) cant find the stand repair kit and zoya and genya both say the lock on the door

Kaz Brekker: it will be done.

[KAZ’S BFFS]

8:30 am

therapist: remember when i said i loved my car

patient: it broke down again and u want my dad to look at it

therapist: it broke down and i would like colm to look at it :(

patient: arent u in a car with my brother rn

therapist: YES BUT YOU CAN SWEET TALK COLM

patient: HE LOVES YOU???

therapist: ALTERNATIVELY HE LOVES MY DAD

patient: AND UR DAD ISNT IN TOWN???

therapist: WHY WOULD I BE ASKING COLM :(

patient: yes ofc bae i will ask him when i get home

therapist: thank you <3

patient: ANYWAYS
patient: me and wylan have been talking all week

therapist: oh?

patient: on breaks he’s been talking to me

patient: and when the flutes are near saxes i cant stop looking at him inej dsjkfhjsadhfgjashdgjah

therapist: oh u have it baddddd

patient: THERES NO CHANCE HE LIKES ME BACK THO :(

therapist: are u blind

patient: no im realistic :(

therapist: jesper.

therapist: you have never been realistic a day in your life, why start now?

patient: but what if i fuck it up inej

therapist: you wont i promise

patient: but what if i do? ive fucked up so many things in my life :(

therapist: are u at the school yet

patient: yes im in my car still y

therapist: im coming to you

[donut stealers]

11:04 am

Matthias Helvar: Where is the brass sectional? I had to help someone.

Kaz Brekker: we are in the gym.

Matthias Helvar: thank you demjin.

[Jesper Fahey + Wylan Van Eck]
12:01 pm

Jesper Fahey: hiii

Wylan van eck: lunch today?

Jesper Fahey: yes! i will be there in one moment i wanted to let you know im putting stands up so i will take a second :)

Wylan Van Eck: ok! i can help ?

Jesper Fahey: only if u want!! im organizing them :)

Wylan Van Eck: ill bring my lunch its air conditioned better in there

Jesper Fahey: ever the rule breaker arent we darling

Wylan Van Eck: i call drum major privilege

Jesper Fahey: oh this is gonna be so fun being ur friend

Wylan Van Eck: friend

Jesper Fahey: i like to think we’re friends?

Wylan Van Eck: of course

Wylan Van Eck: on my way

[KAZ’S BFFS]

12:26 pm

patient: i think

patient: i think wylan might like me back

therapist: DASKJDHASDIHAWUIDAWH OFC YOU SAY THIS AS SOON AS WE GO TO SECTIONS WTF JESPER

[kaz’s fan club]

3:40 pm

president: how excited would i be if i told u that i am at my home right now

other president: VERY EXCITED WHAT

president: FIND AN EXCUSE TO COME HOME SOME TIME AFTER CAMP

other president: are u sure???? idk how kaz would feel about that

president: ????

other president: he could have emotions and not want a lot of people

president: ur so considerate wtf

other president: I KNOW I KNOW

other president: so lets see how he handles it and then i can come over ???

president: yes yes ty for pointing that out

president: i will text u i pinky swear

other president: I’LL SEE YOU SOOONNNN

[Kaz Brekker + Inej Ghafa]

2:45 pm

Inej Ghafa: your car when we’re done with dismissal?

Kaz Brekker: yes.

Inej Ghafa: alright! i will try and hurry up today but no promises

Kaz Brekker: how pissed do you think haskell would be if i sat down for dismisall?

Inej Ghafa: you are the one to dismiss us

Inej Ghafa: whats up?

Kaz Brekker: i cant use my cane on the podium. no brace yet.

Inej Ghafa: do you want to wrap it?

Kaz Brekker: no. i would ice it but haskell is a pain in the ass about letting us use his freezer.

Inej Ghafa: where are you?

Kaz Brekker: sitting on the podium 30 feet away from you. why?

Inej Ghafa: OH

Inej Ghafa: give me 2 seconds

[bros]

3:56 pm

kazzie: inej brought me a medicine her parents use. for my leg.

jordan: did it work well?

kazzie: yes. i put it on with the fingerless gloves.

jordan: thats good!!!! it didnt feel gross or smell too strong???

kazzie: no. it was perfect.

jordan: so why are u telling me about it bud

kazzie: what do you mean?

jordan: what made you want to text me?

kazzie: because youre my brother. i wanted to tell you. is that not ok?

jordan: kaz ofc it is!!! i was just making sure nothing was wrong

kazzie: oh.

jordan: is everything ok?

kazzie: yes.

kazzie: maybe.

jordan: can you go sit in ur car and think about it for a second?

kazzie: im alright just.

jordan: overstimulated?

kazzie: yes.

jordan: do you have the compression gloves?

kazzie: yes.

jordan: those helped last time, put them on !!!

kazzie: ok.

jordan: and maybe a puzzle game on ur phone??? you like those

kazzie: yes okay. thank you.

jordan: ofc kazzie :) text me on ur way home

kazzie: ok.

jordan: i love you !

kazzie: you too.

[Kaz Brekker + Inej Ghafa]

4:05 pm

Inej Ghafa: you ready???

Kaz Brekker: yes. just going to lock up.

Inej Ghafa: did you see the new visuals instructor????

Kaz Brekker: yes. she’s a bitch.

Inej Ghafa: OH MY GOD THANK YOU I HATED HER

Kaz Brekker: her hair was ginormous.

Inej Ghafa: gretchen weiners style

Kaz Brekker: what.

Inej Ghafa: oh my god

Kaz Brekker: ???

Inej Ghafa: HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MEAN GIRLS???

Kaz Brekker: is that the one with lindsay lohan?

Inej Ghafa: yes. we HAVE to watch it

Kaz Brekker: saturday?

Inej Ghafa: maybe

Kaz Brekker: maybe?

Inej Ghafa: lets see if we’re busy or not

Kaz Brekker: thats not cryptic at all.

Inej Ghafa: :)

Kaz Brekker: we could always go out to eat. if you want.

Inej Ghafa: right now?

Kaz Brekker: yes. if you want.

Inej Ghafa: oh

Inej Ghafa: yes i want to

Inej Ghafa: give me one second !

[kaz’s fan club]

4:14 pm

other president: kaz might be a little late getting home

president: why is everything ok????

other president: yes

other president: we’re going to get food :)

president: OH MY GOD ?????

other president: BYEEEEE

[THE GIRLS]

4:31 pm

shawty: istg kaz brekker

red head: ohoh what did he do this time ??!

shawty: I DONT THINK HE LIKES ME LIKE THAT ANYWAY IDK WHY IM UPSET

red head: WHAT ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT??? CAN I HAVE CONTEXT??

red head: you can also scream here tho if thats what u want!!!

shawty: UGH he invites me to dinner and then he talks to me and he laughs at my stupid jokes and he looks at me like that but then he walks away and we get back in his car

shawty: and i dont think he likes me like that

shawty: OR HE DOES AND HE CANT

shawty: i want him nina but what if i cant have him?

red head: oh sweetie

red head: he looks at you like youre the only reason his heart beats so theres no question there

red head: as for the other stuff i cant say much about but it is worth going for

red head: TALK TO HIM

red head: maybe not rn cuz like forced proximity and ur feelings are ↗ right now

red head: but its not something i can fix

red head: it has to be YOU and HIM as much as i hate brekker
red head: NOW GO

shawty: thank you

red head: ofc ofc ily go have fun

[Kaz Brekker + Inej Ghafa]

8:42 pm

Inej Ghafa: hows jordie?

Kaz Brekker: you knew.

Inej Ghafa: of course i knew

Inej Ghafa: im the wraith :)

Kaz Brekker: he’s good. he says hi and that you should come over.

Inej Ghafa: today?

Kaz Brekker: tomorrow?

Inej Ghafa: thank god i am fucking wiped kaz

Kaz Brekker: me too.

Kaz Brekker: whats the name of the lady who did visuals?

Inej Ghafa: ms blanch why

Kaz Brekker: jordie wants to find photos of her before he falls asleep on my arm.

Inej Ghafa: OOO wait wait

Inej Ghafa: *attached one image*

Kaz Brekker: ew.

Inej Ghafa: VERY EW

Inej Ghafa: she runs the guard at her high school and they all look lifeless as hell

Kaz Brekker: what are her connections?

Inej Ghafa: from what i can find? the usual guard connections

Inej Ghafa: used to be friends with haleen, stopped after everything

Kaz Brekker: okay.

Inej Ghafa: mutuals with haskell as we assumed considering shes teaching us

Inej Ghafa: nasty nasty divorce based off her facebook

Inej Ghafa: cheating

Kaz Brekker: oh?

Inej Ghafa: she was the cheater whos surprised

Kaz Brekker: surprised she was married in the first place.

Inej Ghafa: DJHASKDHAKSDHASDJH

Kaz Brekker: im not wrong.

Inej Ghafa: no you arent and im screaming at that oh my gosh

Kaz Brekker: i hope we dont have her next week.

Inej Ghafa: anything is better than alexsander honestly tho

Kaz Brekker: the one who would always refer to himself as ‘the heretic”?

Inej Ghafa: and he groomed alina yes that one

Kaz Brekker: he was so dramatic.

Inej Ghafa: EXACTLY

Kaz Brekker: ive never been so happy to see someone die.

Inej Ghafa: crazy that im agreeing with you but saints he was horrible

Kaz Brekker: jordie is fully asleep now.

Inej Ghafa: is it really that late?

Kaz Brekker: maybe. or maybe he just really likes over exerting himself.

Inej Ghafa: do you still want me to come over tomorrow? i need to practice and u guys have a big backyard

Kaz Brekker: yes. do you want to get coffee? when i pick you up.

Inej Ghafa: yes!!! text me when youre on the way??

Kaz Brekker: yes.

Inej Ghafa: then goodnight kaz

Kaz Brekker: goodnight, inej.

Inej Ghafa: :)

Kaz Brekker: :)

[Jesper Fahey + Wylan Van Eck]

10:04 pm

Wylan Van Eck: hi

Jesper Fahey: hiiiii

Wylan Van Eck: do you have the tempo for movement 2? my things are at the school

Jesper Fahey: yes yes give me 2 seconds my binder is in the living room :)

Wylan Van Eck: thank you !

Jesper Fahey: *attached one image*

Jesper Fahey: you should show me your salute !!

Wylan Van Eck: the one i did for auditions?

Jesper Fahey: yes

Jesper Fahey: or the current one

Wylan Van Eck: its easier to show in person tbh

Jesper Fahey: so show me in person

Wylan Van Eck: question mark

Jesper Fahey: come get lunch with me tomorrow?

Wylan Van Eck: oh

Jesper Fahey: unless you dont want to and thats perfectly fine!!

Wylan Van Eck: i do!! but i dont drive

Jesper Fahey: ill pick you up at 1? :)

Wylan Vam Eck: ok

Jesler Fahey: see u tomorrow wy

Wylan Van Eck: goodnight jesper

[flute flag and flugelhorn???]

10:34 pm

flute: remember how i said jesper would never notice me?

flute: i think he just did?