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It was raining. Hard. Taco let out a small grumble.    

(It wasn’t the first time she’d had this nightmare- and it certainly wouldn’t be the last.) 

Pickle ran up towards her, out of breath, hands on his knees as he caught it. "Heyy, Taco-” She turned, narrowing her eyes. He looked up, smiling a bit more awkwardly now. He gave her a small crooked smile.

(The same one that caused that familiar ache in her heart.) 

'What.' She grumbled out, losing her cheery tone. First losing the student vice president elections to someone who didn’t even run for it, and now having to deal with him? She had worked so hard-

'Taco, it’ll be okay! It’s just vice pres- you’ll have other chances.' He placed a hand on her shoulder, and she had to hold back from jolting. 'I know it’s upsetting- but, MePhone was bound to win, and OJs parents were bound to interfere. I’m always here for you, you know. If you need a friend. And-'

She glared at him, the facade had long dropped- though, Pickle clearly hadn’t seen yet. She stepped back, pulling his hand off of her. 'I don’t give a fuck.” She almost snarled. “I don’t care about our friendship- you were never really my friend, Pickle.’

His face dropped, very clearly. And before he spoke-

'Hey, lay off of Pickle, Taco.' A voice spoke up from behind. OJ. The man himself. She had to hold back laughter. 'Don’t you start talking. You only got your role because of your parents, you posh priss.'

'Of course I wasn't some idiotic moron- I did that to gain sympathy- votes.' She looked over at Pickle. He looked.. heartbroken, but she didn't acknowledge that. Her anger always spoke louder then her-.. which was why she usually kept up that dumb façade. She was good at acting. Usually. 'My plan failed just because you can't accept your loss. I'll turn this on you one day.' She muttered. 'MePhones a nepo baby? You're practically just as bad.' She curled her hands into balls, digging her nails into the palms of her hands before walking off. 

She heard a faint 'Taco-' as she stormed away. The guilt set in half way home, the small tears she almost shed ripped away by the rain. She wouldn't be able to get him back now. Ever. So now she'd just have to focus her efforts on something else.

And with that, Taco woke up, heart beating quicker then usual. She hated reliving that moment- Losing the only person she had truly cared about in a while. She has that realisation a short while after they had fallen out- it hurt, the fact he refused to look at her now. Actually, she was invisible to nearly everyone at the moment. That was annoying, but she’d learn to deal with it.

She stood up, rubbing her eyes before checking the time. 3am. Oh dear lord. She sighed, before going to get some water. 

Returning with her water, she decided to check her phone, pointless, but-

A message notification. She furrowed her eyebrows. No one really spoke to her.

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Taco and MeFon! (DMs)

(3:02am)

MeFon!: hello taco :)

Taco: Hello, MePhone. What do you need from me at, 3am?

MeFon!: ok getting th the point quickly love that for you girlie
MeFon!: basivaly
MeFon!: do you want to join my server
MeFon!: it’s an OJ hate one
MeFon!: not rlly the other two isn’t rlly care abouthim 

Taco: ..Sure.

MeFon!: yay
MeFon!: also u have to start hanging out wit us in skewl the student council is like supposed to help lonely people or whatever so
MeFon!: ur with us now

Taco: Cool. How come you hate OJ?

MeFon!: HE SMAKXED ME ACORSS THE FACE AND CALLED ME A NEPO BABY
MeFon!: are you expecting me to want to make out with him 

Taco: Yes. 

MeFon!: ☹️ 

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OJ HATE CLUB!!!!!! (server)

(3:10am)

Glad to see you, Taco (3:10am)

fat slob: guys I recruited someone   

FREAK: WOOEPEPE WHOBDOIDJF YOYEBYT KSITAJ PHONE >:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

fat slob: what the fuck did you just say to me 

loser: I believe that Toilet is trying to say “Woope, who did you get?” However, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

FREAK: 😁👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Taco: Oh my dear lord.

loser: Hello, Taco. It’s a pleasure to have you here! 

Taco: Thank you! May I ask who you are? I have interacted with MePhone and I have seen Toilet around, but I do not think I know you.

loser: I’m MePad!

fat slob: He’s rarely in lmao he’s got like so many allergies it’s not even funny
fat slob: he also like catches illnesses REALLY easily it’s mental, someone he’s never met before could have a cold and all of a sudden he has like the worst version of it ever

loser: What he said. I am sometimes in, but not often :) I try to be in as much as I can!

Taco: I will make sure to keep an eye out for you, then.

FREAK: MISTAJSVZ KZJIDS :£/£?: STHATS MENA TRAICO EHTAIS GOITOG TO START AHNGING OTUR OETH US AT LUCJHD!!!!!!! :0000000000

Taco: I fear we may have to get you a translator, Toilet.

loser: We were on call earlier, he chugged like.. several energy drinks? I’m not too sure on the exact amount.
loser: He said "Mistah Phone, does that mean Taco is going to start hanging out with us now".
loser: The drinks are most likely the reason for his current overly energised behaviour.

Taco: The fact you understand him outstands me.

loser: Haha, it's a talent.

fat slob: make sure he takes his meds in the morning I can’t deal with full energy blast toilet
fat slob: I’m going to bed now 

Taco: As am I. Goodnight.

loser: Goodnight, Taco and Mephone.

FREAK: GOODBSJNGUJG EVERRIJEBS DLOEEO WELL!!!!!!!! ^_^ 

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Taco and MeFon! (DMs)

(6:30am)

Taco: Hello.

MeFon!: Good morning to u too
MeFon!: what is it

Taco: Was there any specific reason why you have to hang out with me? There are many “lonely children” in this school , but they aren’t being “hung out with”.

MeFon!: sighs

Taco: Did you just seriously sigh over text?

MeFon!: yes i do what i want here
MeFon!: student council decided we have to start doing that but my dad told me you specifically cos ur a rich kid and he wants me to have rich kid friends
MeFon!: i thinkwe used to hang out as kids but idk

Taco: Good to know. Your father sure is.. Something.

MeFon!: Haha. You can say that.
MeFon!: Meet me outside of school when u get there

Taco: Okay. See you then.

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(the school canteen, 12:03pm)

The day thus far hadn’t been.. that bad. Taco yawned, sitting down with Toilet and MePhone at the canteen. She furrowed her eyebrows. 'Are you seriously just eating crackers for lunch?' she asked, mildly concerned.

MePhone stared at her, before shoving some crackers into his mouth. 'Yeah. Want some?' She nodded. A cracker couldn’t hurt.

He handed her a few, and she held them. Toilet blinked out of his thoughts, and glared. “You never give me a cracker…” He huffed.

'Well, Toilet, that’s because you eat literally every single one I have. Get your own crackers.'

Toilet grumbled. 'You seem more.. calm, then usual.' Taco hummed, directing her attention to the male. 'Yea- finally took my meds on time!' He brightened up. That poor, poor boy and his bowlcut. The bright blue braces probably didn’t do much to help his image, either. 'Are you going to grow out your hair? No offence or anything, but you have a bit of a dead trim..' She trailed off.

He blinked. 'Dead trim-' 'It means you have a shitty haircut, which you do.' MePhone interrupted. 'Sorry, Mistah Phone! My mam isn’t the best at cutting it!'

He just rolled his eyes in reply, a small smile on his face. Taco had an idea. She pulled out her phone, quickly messaging Toilet something. She handed him a few crackers discreetly. MePhones bag was wide open.

She put a cracker in it. Smiling a bit as Toilet did the same. She repeated the process.

And then he realised. 'Are you guys putting fucking crackers in my bag?'

'Did we?' She asked, tilting her head. 'If they get crushed I’m making you clean that.' He huffed.

'I cannot believe you’d accuse me on day one of this little agreement!' She scoffed. And put another cracker in his bag. As he was watching.

'Oh, fuck you Taco. Crackhead.” She let out a gasp of mock offence. 'Wow, says the one eating the crackers. Toilet is doing it as well! Can’t just attack me.'

MePhone raised an eyebrow. 'Toilet? He’d never.' She looked over at Toilet, who smiled slyly at her, his eyes saying, ‘This is what being a bootlicker does for you.’

'I’m going to keep in mind to never give you crackers again. You are a fiend.'

She rolled her eyes, changing the subject. 'What extracurriculars do you guys do? Besides the student council.'

Toilet hummed for a moment, and MePhone snickered. 'I go home. I rarely even go to student council- which is probably a bit of an asshole move, but hey, I do stuff! Sometimes!'

Taco laughed a bit at that. 'Well, I do computah science. I think like, the whole thing with how they’re made and coding is cool to me,' Toilet stated. Taco, and MePhone, were both surprised by this. 'You do computer science?' They both exclaimed at the same time. Then glaring at each other.

'Yeah, is that a surprise?' He tilted his head. They nodded. 'No offence, Toi, but you don’t exactly seem like the type of guy to do that.' MePhone gestured with his hands. 

Toilets eyes almost sparkled at the nickname. 'That’s such a cool nickname Mistah phone!'

And then Taco butt in.  'Yeah, what he said. I go to that as well- It’s the fact you’re in class A that surprised me, as well.'

Toilet shrugged. 'I guess I’m kind of smartah then people expect!'

MePhone and Taco shared a look.

'Well, we should go to it together, then. It makes it easier. I’ve also noticed that we walk a decently similar way home. We could start walking home together!' Taco murmured, and Toilet almost jumped out of his seat. Taco took that opportunity to sneak another cracker into MePhones bag.

'You really mean it? No one ever really sits near me in it, or walks with me!' He beamed, seemingly fighting the urge to do something with his hands. Poor guy. Sure, he was a bit loud but he really wasn’t that bad.

'Yeah, I mean it.' And she put another cracker in MePhones bag, who just sighed and gave up. 'That is going to take so long to clean.'

She just shrugged in response.

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(outside of school)

Taco walked out the room with Toilet, the other chattering away happily about god knows what. It was alright, though. Taco liked listening.

She felt stares. She always did, really. They acted as if she didn’t exist but she never seemed to leave people’s minds.

'Oh, and then there was a part of the story where-..' He trailed off. 'I forgot.'

There was a bit of silence, before the other began speaking again. 'Oh, Taco, do you play Minecraft?'

She paused, before nodding. 'Yeah, occasionally-' 'We should play it together! Only really MePad plays with me, but, I love playing Minecraft! Especially with people!'

'With MePad? You guys do a lot together. You two seem really close.'

'Oh, yeah! I guess we are.' He smiled brightly. 'I uhm, used to not really be his biggest fan. But we talked it out- he.. he respects me.'

His face was slightly tinted pink, and she smiled softly. Gaining information on people was always useful, but she didn’t have anything to gain from this. It was just sweet, to see Toilet happy. 

'He’s probably my best friend,' the other continued. ‘Oh, you sweet summer child,’ she mumbled to herself. He was oblivious to his own feelings, clearly. He was oblivious to most things actually.

He hadn’t heard what she had said and furrowed his eyebrows. 'Did you say something?'

'Oh, no, you probably overheard someone else.'

They stopped outside a small shop. 'You wanna go in?' She asked, tilting her head. It was nice, speaking to someone a similar height to her. 'Oh, I have no money-' 'I didn’t ask that, Toilet. Do you want to go in?'

He blinked, smiling brightly. 'Yeah!'

She opened the door for him. “Gentlemen first,” she said, holding it open with a small bow. Humour was always fun. 

He smiled brighter somehow, rushing towards the charms section. Taco followed, amused. 'You get charms?'

'Yeah, they’re my favourite part of a bracelet! Me and MePad are matching with them.' He paused a bit, locating the charms he wanted. 'Yeah, we all have bracelets, I think. I remember MePhone saying he got one to look cool, or whatever.' Tacos one was plain, compared to Toilets many charms and bracelets. He had like.. three, from what she had seen. The third one must’ve been the newest, as it didn’t really have any charms on them.

Toilet took four of the charms, examining them before showing them to Taco. 'Look, cookie ones! We should get them as a group.'

'Oh, they are cute.' She narrowed her eyes to look at them more. 'Why cookies specifically?'

'Well, it’s a big thing with the group and MePhone in general that he really, really likes cookies. The whole fat slob thing came from his cookie obsession.' Toilet began to ramble, before looking over at Taco. She seemed curious, so he continued.

'He really, really likes baking. It kind of, destresses him? It’s a hobby for him and a coping mechanism. And he’s really good at it as well! He bakes a lot, and I mean a lot, but mostly cookies. You can ask MePad and me about them! I think OJ has also had one before? He thinks they’re awful, but that’s just because he generally dislikes chocolate.'

Toilet paused, before continuing. 'Mephone has a very… "out of sight, out of mind" mentality. Like he sweeps things under the rug all the time and he’s just bad at dealing with things. I’m pretty sure he uses it as a way to brush away his problems because anytime something bad happens he tells me and MePad about his baking- well, mostly me. They’re half-brothers, so MePad can obviously smell the bakingess of it all, ya know?'

He noticed Taco hadn’t really spoken much, backtracking slightly. 'Sorry- I’m probably being annoying. I just, for a large amount of time I really admired him, and was slightly fixated on him.' 'Oh, no, don’t worry! You’re not being annoying at all. It’s.. actually really interesting to hear all this about him. I like listening to what you have to say.' Toilets eyes shone brightly at that.


She tilted her head, gesturing towards the charms. 'So, what do all the colours mean? Like, there's a red one, a purple one, and a blue one? I never knew cookies could come in purple and blue.'

'Oh, right! The red one is red velvet, which I think would fit you, because you have those red bits in your hair in some places! And a green cookie doesn’t.. exactly look appetising. The purple one is blueberry, for MePad, because he likes to wear purple. The blue one is a blackberry cookie, for me! My favourite colour is blue, and the chocolate chip one is well, a chocolate chip cookie, for MePhone. It’s MePhones favourite!' Toilet explained. He liked picking up on small details about his friends.

'The blueberry cookie turning out purple is honestly not surprising.” She smiled. “I’ll buy them for us, then. Don’t worry about paying me back, because this is actually really cute.'

Toilet smiled again. 'I like to match with my friends! I think it’s a nice way of showing, well, friendship!'

Taco nodded, and they walked to the counter. She bought the charms, taking hers. 'I’ll stop at their house whilst I’m walking to drop it off, which is a longer route. So..' Toilets voice trailed off.

'Alright! It was nice walking with you. I’ll see you tomorrow.' Taco waved, and began to walk off. Toilet returned the gesture, and began walking the other way.

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OJ HATE CLUB!!!!!! (server)
(6:01pm)

fat slob: good morning guys

crackhead: ?? It’s 6pm? What is wrong with you.
crackhead: My nickname. You truly are a fiend.

fat slob: hey i call it as i see it
fat slob: and is a man not allowed to nap in this current era??

crackhead: I don’t think men should be allowed.

blackberry: :(

crackhead: Sorry, Toilet. No exceptions.

fat slob: ?? why the fuck is he a blackberry now
fat slob: why do i have a charm on my desk
fat slob: what did i miss

blackberry: WE ALL GOTR MTCGVING CHARSMM FOR OTUR BCAREKETS!!!! >:DDDD

fat slob: oh that’s cool

crackhead: I have a red velvet one, MePad has blueberry, and Toilet has blackberry.
crackhead: And you were given the chocolate chip one.

fat slob: :0 my favourite
fat slob: how did u know

crackhead: Toilet picked it for you.

fat slob: aw nice
fat slob: oh wait @everyone
fat slob: i have a list of the transfoererss

crackhead: Transformers?

blackberry: merfr
blackberry: SORRYEJBG WHSOO ON THTRH LISY6 :0 

fat slob: transferees*
fat slob: since u asked so nicely il leak
fat slob: names r; cheesy, cherry, fan, microphone but prefers to go by just 'mic', soap, suitcase, test tube, tissues, trophy, yin and yang who r also twins 

crackhead: Good to know.
crackhead: I believe I’ve heard of the suitcase girl before, but I’m not too sure from where.

fat slob: apparently the soap girl is a neat freak 

crackhead: Gossiping about people who aren’t even at this school yet is incredibly on brand for you.

fat slob: why do u always insist on using proper grammar when texting
fat slob: makes me feel attacked cos u sound all angry 

crackhead: MePad does the exact same thing.

fat slob: yeahbut hes nice about it

blueberry: Aw, that's sweet! :) 

fat slob: the fact u and toilet r always matching makes me raise an eyebrow

blueberry: ?

fat slob: dw abt it….

blackberry: wea re rbets frienfdnsn :D 

blueberry: Best friends :)

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Taco and Me.Pad (DMs)
(6:10pm)

Me.Pad: So, you’re 100% sure he likes me?

Taco: Well, I’m not blind, MePad

Me.Pad: Okay, but you are completely sure?

Taco: I say blushing is a pretty obvious sign.
Taco: Don’t go for it now.
Taco: He’s clearly oblivious and unaware of his own emotions towards you. Give it some time and I’m sure you’ll be able to see it for yourself.

Me.Pad: Alright, then. Thanks, Taco :) 

Taco: Anytime.

Me.Pad: Oh, if you want to try and sound less serious, and “intimidating,” MePhones words, not mine, you could try doing emoticons, like the “:)” I do

Taco: Thanks for the advice.

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OJ HATE CLUB!!!!!! (server)
(6:20pm)

fat slob: wait guys i forgot to say
fat slob: transferees are next week

crackhead: I’ll keep that in mind. :) 

fat slob: its unnesecarily creepy whhb you do it
fat slob: dot dot dot…

blackberry: hjuydd whe s hsdould hoyp on foerntjei squuadas ^_^ 

blueberry: I agree! We haven’t played Fortnite in a while!

fat slob: if u get us killed like firt few seconds in kll kill uou
fat slob: irl

blackberry: >:0!!!!!!!!!!
blackberry: igm godos at the game… oakhya…..

blueberry: Taco, do you want to join us?

crackhead: I guess so. I’ll see if you guys are any good.. :) 

fat slob: the smiley faces are somewhat worse

crackhead: :)
crackhead: I already have MePhone on it so add me to the party and I’ll add you guys.

fat slob: sighs ok fine.

blackberry: READY UP!!!1!1!1!!1!!!1!!!!! >:((((( 

fat slob: no

crackhead: changing my skin
crackhead: i’ll do it now

blackberry: thisis…w si sthe worste partyyu ive ebvevr playdwd with….

fat slob: toilet u have no other friends to play with

blackberry: NEOTHER DO YOY!!1!!!!!!

fat slob: sighs…..
fat slob: VICTORY ROYALE??? HUH?????

crackhead: Lol I’m "cracked," as you say it.
crackhead: Crackhead got double meaning here :)
crackhead: Also, MePad is good at this as well shout out to him.

blueberry: This is my first time playing for a few months! :) 

crackhead: what the fuck

blackberry: evrytyhgign yoy want in a amna fr
[MESSAGE DELETED]

fat slob: WHAT. TOILET????? WHAT???????????????????

blackberry: i said nothing….

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Taco and Me.Pad (DMs)
(6:52pm)

Taco: [image attached]
Taco: Are you going to doubt me now, MePad?

Me.Pad: oh

Taco: The fact he deleted it says a lot as well.
Taco: Keep that in mind.
Taco: And don’t doubt me next time, I’m correct about a lot of things. :) 

Me.Pad: Sometimes the way you type reminds me of a supervillain, haha…

Taco: Sometimes, that is the point.
Taco: Good luck with your homosexual endeavours.

Me.Pad: You're basically our emotional support lesbian..

Taco: I like that! 

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OJ HATE CLUB!!!!!! (server)
(7:00am)

blackberry: TARSNWFERSS ARW EHRERE :333

crackhead: Oh, really? To be honest, I completely forgot about them, haha

blackberry:  YAA ^_^ tehrert slriek wteyleve ofgirt yhrm

blueberry: “There's like twelve of them.”

crackhead: Really? That’s more than usual.
crackhead: I want to try and find one.

fat slob: ?? I think that’ll be pretty easy considering they’re just.
fat slob: normal people

crackhead: Well, I still want to try and befriend one. It is a new chance of getting friends. 

fat slob: I geiuenrly always forget you’re like kinda outcasted by like everyone…:

crackhead: They couldn’t handle me :)

fat slob: omg taco using contractions what’s next the world ending 

crackhead: It’s just simpler. Get a grip. 

fat slob: :( ouchie
fat slob: oh balloons back

crackhead: Really?
crackhead: He was always an odd one.

fat slob: ru saying that jsr cos he never beelieved ur little “dumb” act

crackhead: Maybe.

fat slob: ur scary sometimes lowket..

crackhead: :)
crackhead: I’m just good at acting, MePhone. 

fat slob: taco do u evr go to the gym 

crackhead: That’s.. a bit of an unrelated question. But yes, I do.

fat slob: ?? YOU HAVE MSUCILES???

crackhead: Why, yes I do! 

blackberry: I SUPOOROTT STROHONH EHFEMALLESS!!!! >:DDD

fat slob: good lord. 

crackhead: Why exactly is that an issue?

fat slob: well say in the very hypotehtcial event i deciieded it would be funny to punch u in the arrmtm or smth
fat slob: u culd just turn and sok me in the face

crackhead: Well, to counter that, you can simply just not hit me?

fat slob: it’s for the bit

crackhead: You are ridiculous sometimes.

fat slob: u gotta do it for the bit taco 

crackhead: I’m not going to do it for any bit you fiend.

fat slob: wowwww…. so u hate me

crackhead: :)

fat slob: taco u need to stop with the smiles u r a scary scary lady

crackhead: You just can’t handle a strong woman in your life.

fat slob: i cannt hndle women ful sotp…

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(the school halls, 12:03pm)

Taco.. may have lost her friends. It wasn’t exactly her fault! She had been walking with MePhone and Toilet, of course, but she had paused for a singular second and lost them in the crowd! She heard the buzz of a text message. She ignored it, because it was always more fun to try and look for them herself. 

Though, that proved to be more difficult than expected. The easiest way would’ve been to go straight to the canteen, but she, for some reason, had decided against that. Very smart idea, Taco. 

Sighing, she continued walking. She honestly had no clue where she was now, as this wasn’t an area of the school she frequently visited. 

And then she heard faint sniffling. Her interest had been piqued. So, she quickly moved over to the area of the sound where a person, much taller then she, sat. She didn’t recognise her, so she was under the assumption that it was one of the transferees. 

'Hello?' The person jumped, letting out a loud scream. Taco immediately covered her ears. 'Are you done? I have no intention of going deaf today.'

The girl blinked, visibly calming down, letting Taco uncover her ears.  'Uh, who are you?' 'I’m Taco. You must be new. You are..?'

'Oh, I’m Mic! Well- Microphone is my full name, but just call me Mic.' Mic answered, brightening up. 

'Mm, good to know. Are you alright?' Taco tilted her head. 'I heard you.. crying.' 

'Oh, uh. Yeah. It’s just..' The girl trailed off, visibly nervous. 'Hard being at a new school. According to everyone I’m.. way too loud. A loose cannon. I can’t really control my volume- I’m naturally this loud, y’know?'

Taco blinked. 'Honestly, I did not notice. Your volume is pretty average for me, one of my friends is quite loud. If you want, I can help you find some friends.'

'Really? Oh, wow, thanks!' Mic smiled brightly. 'I’m loud and proud, but, uh, people tend to be rude about that...'

'Don’t worry about it. Being loud is better than being quiet. Now, come on. My friends are probably going to launch a school-wide investigation soon.'

The other girl snorted at that, laughing. 'Oh, Taco, do you have Mecord?” “Why, yes I do. I’ll show it to you now.'

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OJ HATE CLUB!!!!!! (server)
(12:32 pm) 

crackhead: I’m bringing over someone new.

fat slob: ?? what

crackhead: I befriended a transferee, and I’m bringing her over. 

fat slob: taco with friwnds rare sightig

crackhead: You cannot talk. You have the exact amount of friends as I do.

fat slob: 😞
fat slob: oty dont hage to call me out like that....

crackhead: Well, someone has to humble you. I can’t allow you to have too much of an ego
crackhead: :) 

fat slob: shivers in fear 

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Taco and W1LDC4RD (DMs)
(5:24 pm) 

W1LDC4RD: HELLO!!!!!
W1LDC4RD: SORRY 4 NOT DMING EARLIER, I WAS AT MY SINGING LESSONS :D 

Taco: Oh, hello Mic.
Taco: Somehow, I’m not too surprised at the singing lessons.

W1LDC4RD: HAHA YEAH I’VE BEEN DOING THEM FOR A WHILE
W1LDC4RD: PLS EXCUSE THE ALL CAPS I MESSED AROUND WITH MY KEYBOARD SO USUALLY IT’S STUCK IN ALL CAPS BUT IT SOMETIMES WORKS????? IDK I NEED TO GET IT FIXED SOON

Taco: It’s alright, don’t worry.
Taco: Me and my friends have a server, if you wish to join?

W1LDC4RD: I’D LOVE TO

Taco: Excuse the name, MePhone has.. unusual tendencies.

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OJ HATE CLUB!!!!!! (server)
(5:26 pm) 

W1LDC4RD just landed. (5:26pm)

fat slob: who is that

crackhead: My new friend, MePhone.

fat slob: oh
fat slob: new tsudent?? I dont recognise the usee

crackhead: Yes. Microphone. The one that was with us at lunch.

W1LDC4RD: HELLO!!!!

fat slob: hello

blackberry: HAIIIII!!!!!! :D 

blueberry: Oh, hello!

W1LDC4RD: WAVES
W1LDC4RD: WHO ARE YOU GUYS?

blackberry: I AM YTOILRTR!!! :D 

blueberry: I’m MePad. and “fat slob” is MePhone :) 

W1LDC4RD: OHH
W1LDC4RD: I REMEMBER TOILET AND MEPHONE FROM 2DAY

blueberry: Oh, nice! :) I need to come in some day soon, pollen is just being extra annoying, haha.

fat slob: he will NOT stop sneezing I feel bad

W1LDC4RD: WHY IS THE SERVER CALLED OJ HATE CLUB
W1LDC4RD: LIKE, THE STUDENT COUNCIL GUY?

crackhead: oh, MePhone just really hates that guy. 

W1LDC4RD: I FEEL A BIT MEAN SAYING THIS
W1LDC4RD: BUT ISN’T IT A BIT GAY TO NAME YOUR SERVER AFTER A MAN??
W1LDC4RD: LIKE RU SURE U AREN’T HIDING ANY FEELINGS??? 

(W1LDC4RD HAS BEEN BANNED.)

crackhead: Did you seriously just ban her?

fat slob: not allowing rumours to be spread……

crackhead: Oh my god.

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Taco and W1LDC4RD (DMs)
(5:35 pm) 

W1LDC4RD: I’M CACKLING
W1LDC4RD: OMG
W1LDC4RD: I WAS JUST JOKING BUT THE WAY HE BANNED ME SO FAST I CAN’T BREATHE
W1LDC4RD: THIS IS NOT THE BEHAVIOUR OF A MAN COMFORTABLE WITH HIS SEXUALITY
W1LDC4RD: LORDDD SAVE ME I’M CHOKING ON MY LAUGHTER

Taco: That man truly is something.
Taco: Maybe if I threaten to spread a rumour he’ll unban you…

W1LDC4RD: I KNOW THIS GUY RIGHT
W1LDC4RD: IN OUR GRADE
W1LDC4RD: HE’S CALLED FAN
W1LDC4RD: AND HE WRITES FANFICS

Taco: Oh? I’m intrigued.

W1LDC4RD: I’M SURE IF YOU PAID HIM LIKE. A FIVER. HE’D WRITE U SMTH

Taco: I’ll be sure to keep that in mind, I can certainly use that to threaten him..

W1LDC4RD: CAN U TRY AND GET ME UNBANNED PLS IM ACTUALLY CRYING OH MY GOD

Taco: Alright. Hold on

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Taco and MeFon! (DMs)
(5:41pm)

Taco: Hello, MePhone.

MeFon!: Taco what do i rname the sevrer too i am not dealing with accusations of liking OJ. OG ALL PEOPLE.
MeFon!: i hate this place.

Taco: Well, she isn’t exactly wrong. Could you unban her?

MeFon!: no

Taco: MePhone I can very easily spread a rumour about how you have a crush on OJ purely based off of that server name.

MeFon!: I’m sold ok ill do it now
MeFon!: but i ned a good name

Taco: hmm
Taco: You could simply keep the hater aspect of it. Just, remove the OJ part.

MeFon!: no then it;s boring ist the pricnplile of being a hate club
MeFon!: pricnipke
MeFon!: princpkes
MeFon!: principle

Taco: Well, that’s your problem.

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Taco and W1LDC4RD (DMs)
(5:46 pm) 

Taco: I believe I have been able to convince him.

W1LDC4RD: AWESUM!!!
W1LDC4RD: I’M STILL LOSING IT OVER THE FACT IT TOOK LIKE 5 SECONDS FOR HIM TO JUST STRAIGHT UP BAN ME.

Taco: He is an overdramatic guy.
Taco: And very adamant on the fact he “hates” OJ.

W1LDC4RD: MAYBE OJ IS HIS GAY AWAKENING WE’LL NEVER KNOW

Taco: I wouldn’t be too surprised. Though, it does just seem to be a really.. intense spite-driven hatred.
Taco: He truly is unique like that.

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OJ HATE CLUB!!!!!! (server)
(5:49 pm) 

W1LDC4RD just landed. (5:49pm)

blueberry: Welcome back! :) 

W1LDC4RD: HELLO AGAIN

fat slob: if u sya tat again u will be banend again….

W1LDC4RD: GOOD TO KNOW!

(fat slob set the server name to problem children)

blueberry: Oh, i quite like this name! :)

fat slob: Not so gay now is it…..

hater: ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP GOING ON ABOUT THIS
hater: VERY SORRY I CLLED U GAY KING
hater: CALLED IT AS I SAW IT….
hater: I AM NOT A HATER!!!!

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(MePhones room, 7:04pm)

He had spent quite a bit of time researching after that. It really stuck with him, despite Mics joking tone. No matter what he did, like going on different apps as a distraction, the words on the screen echoed in his mind.

'Are you sure you aren’t hiding any feelings?'

He really had to take a moment to think. Well, not over the fact she was talking about OJ- god, ew. He’d rather die. But just generally.

What.. was he? He usually didn’t like to think about this stuff. It stressed him out. He’d never really understood why, though. It just did. Probably because of the fact he.. didn’t really know himself. All his hobbies? Those were just things his dad pushed onto him. He never did anything he wanted to do.

He barely understood his own identity. His friends seemed to. They knew who they were. He didn’t.

Ugh, he’d ask tomorrow. He didn’t want to think about it. 

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Taco and F4NTASTIC (DMs)
(8:12pm) 

Taco: Greetings. 

F4NTASTIC: Hello!
F4NTASTIC: DO i know u??

Taco: Maybe
Taco: :)
Taco: So, I’ve heard from sources that you’re willing to write for money.

F4NTASTIC: .yeah

Taco: Can I commission a MePhone x OJ fanfiction.
Taco: I’ll paypal you 5$

F4NTASTIC: YES.

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science-rules and F4NTASTIC (DMs)
(8:14am)

F4NTASTIC: TEST TUBE U WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPEPNED
F4NTASTIC: GOT 5 BUCKS TO WRITE A YAOI FANFIC OF OUR PEERS

science-rules: WHAT

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problem children (server)
(6:01 am) 

fat slob: @everyone would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport

crackhead: What the fuck. 

hater: WELL

crackhead: Mic do not. answer that.
crackhead: PLEASE do not answer that.

fat slob: no let the woman soeak
fat slob: i s aid that satirtically but now im curious

hater: I FEEL KINDA JUDGED RN

fat slob: thsi is a safe place mic

crackhead: Mic, I swear to god.

hater: WHAT DO I DO
hater: VERY CONFLICTING ARGUMENTS HERE

fat slob: we havw free will mic speak ur truth

hater: Okay, but like do I

crackhead: Oh, has your keyboard been fixed?

fat slob: ?? tehre was aan issue with her keyboard??

crackhead: Yeah, she told me.

hater: NO I USED TEXT TO SPEECH
hater: IM GETTING READY RN SO IT’S JUST EASIER
hater: [fitcheck.png]

fat slob: ok go girl work

hater: AND YOU SAY YOU’RE NOT GAY WHAT WAS THAT

fat slob: me spreading positivity
fat slob: duh..

hater: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
hater: USUALLY YOU’RE VERY MEAN
hater: AND NEGATIVE
hater: BASED ON THE TWO INTERACTIONS I’VE HAD WITH YOU

fat slob: ok just cos i banned u doesn’t mean u need to heold a grudge…

hater: IT DOES TO ME

crackhead: Glad to see you two getting on well.
crackhead: Oh, MePhone, I have something to send to you.
crackhead: :) 

fat slob: it’s not malware is it

crackhead: Not this time!

hater: THIS TIME??

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Taco and MeFon! (DMs)
(6:08am)

Taco: [MephOJ.txt]

MeFon!: what
MeFon!: Taco what 

Taco: :) 

MeFon!: ru sure this file won’t give me malware

Taco: Yes, I’m very sure.

MeFon!: im trusting u rn
MeFon!: OH MY GOD
MeFon!: IS THIS A GAY FANFIC OF ME AND OJ??
MeFon!: TACO
MeFon!: DID YOU BUY THIS???
MeFon!: WHY

Taco: I thought it was funny. Mic gave me the idea.

MeFon!: oh my GOD
MeFon!: i’m in a state of shock rn like i gen don’t know how to feel
MeFon!: ur not planning on like. showing ppl this???

Taco: That depends. Currently not.

MeFon!: dependant on circumstances???
MeFon!: oh my god ineed to send this to mepad
MeFon!: how much did u spend on it
MeFon!: this is so well written but so?? bad at the same time??
MeFon!: i don’t know how to verbalise my thoughts on this oh my GOD

Taco: It wasn’t much, thankfully.
Taco: Honestly, I was thinking about using it to threaten you, but, thinking about it now, I’m realising that it puts my own reputation on the line.

MeFon!: a whole section of the year HATES ur guts i think ur reputation is the least of ur worries

Taco: I’d rather not have whispers about how I willingly spent my money on a yaoi fanfiction of my acquaintance and my supposed “Arch-enemy.”

MeFon!: wowww so i’m only an acquaintance..

Taco: I’m not letting you develop an ego by calling you a friend of mine.

MeFon!: sigh eye roll wtv ig…
MeFon!: oh toilet is staying off shcool 2day cos apaprentyl hes sick 

Taco: He’s on a voice chall with MePad right now. 

MeFon!: what

Taco: Look at the server.

MeFon!: dot dot dot
MeFon!: i’m not rlly sure i;m the smartesrt with online stuff..

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problem children (server)
(12:10 pm) 

fat slob: @everyone
fat slob: OJS DOIG  A FUCKIGN AM I GAY WUIZ

crackhead: Are you telling us out of joy ?

fat slob: SHUT UP

hater: IMAGINE NEEDING AN AM I GAY QUIZ

crackhead: MePhone, your anti-OJ propaganda is finally working.

fat slob: finally

blueberry: He’s doing an Am I Gay test in school? 

crackhead: Hello, MePad. Nice of you to grace us with your presence. :)
crackhead: And, correct. That is what our least favourite ginger seems to be doing.
crackhead: You’re not in VC with Toilet anymore?

blueberry: Hello Taco! I finally convinced Toilet to actually rest since he is ill.
blueberry: i feel an “Am I Gay?” quiz in school isn’t exactly the best of ideas.

crackhead: It’s OJ. I’m shocked he has any good ideas.

blackberry: ginegtrrs ahaev NO!1!! souwlsl.... 

blueberry: Go back to bed

blackberry: ok………

fat slob: ur guyss frindship is actuall so strong cos if i said that it would taek two tries before it worked

hater: TWO TRIES ISN’T MUCH

fat slob: yeah but mepad did it in one
fat slob: i gen can’t beleiev this man is doing an AMI GAY quoz
fat slob: i think there are many easier ways to figure out yur sexuality from an am i gay quiz
fat slob: wait how did yall

crackhead: Are you asking because you need help figuring it out?
crackhead: It just clicked one day, I suppose.
crackhead: Well, not the labels. I had to look into those.

hater: I REALLY LIKED WOMEN

blueberry: I don’t use labels, as I find taking time to figure out each intricate label to be slightly counter-productive.
blueberry: but I know I like both genders.

crackhead: Just say you like Toilet, we all know at this point.
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fat slob: ?? what did u say

crackhead: Spelling mistake.

fat slob: sure……

hater: APPARENTLY HE’S AMASSED A WHOLE AUDIENCE

fat slob: why does he even need to DO a quiz
fat slob: just LOOK at him
fat slob: the way he talks and acts is a genuine pride flag

crackhead: Why do you spend time looking at how he talks and acts?

fat slob: taco i do not have a crush on OJ pls 

crackhead: It’s just a question, MePhone.

fat slob: I DON’T LOOK AT HIM FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME.
fat slob: sometimes im FORCED to look into his direction for student council stuff

hater: MY HEADCANON IS THAT HE LONGINGLY GAZES AT OJ.. WISHING FOR THE CHANCE TO CONVERSE NORMALLY

crackhead: I could have gotten my “Fan-Fic” from you instead for free with how you’re writing.

fat slob: wtf is a headcanon

crackhead: Ask that “Fan”, he is what you would call.. chronically online, I believe?

hater: THATS THE TERM FOR IT!

blueberry: A “Headcanon”, is a word used in film/television/comics/etc. fandom that refers to something a fan imagines about the characters (such as a scenario or relationship) but that doesn't appear on screen/on the page.

fat slob: oh
fat slob: i always forget ur extended time on the internet

blueberry: Well, occasionally I interact with content such as that. Usually, I spend time revising :) 

fat slob: ofc u do…..

crackhead: One of life’s biggest mysteries is how MePhone always gets incredibly high grades without putting in the work.

fat slob: #sigma 

crackhead: Never say that again.
crackhead: This is why you have this little friends.

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problem children (server)
(12:42 pm) 

hater: APPARENTLY THEY’RE RECORDING THIS

crackhead: Dear lord.
crackhead: It feels like they think this man is some sort of.. Celebrity.
crackhead: It feels unusual to make such a big deal out of his sexuality.

blueberry: Well, humans get their entertainment from somewhere.

hater: WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY’LL RELEASE VIDEO FOOTAGE

crackhead: Mic.

hater: I’M A CURIOUS LADY
hater: I’M GIGGLING SO HARD OVER THE FACT I’VE HEARD CHEERS AND SHIT FROM THIS

crackhead: Is this some sort of event to them?
crackhead: They must have an extreme lack of stimuli if they find this entertaining.

fat slob: IT’S AN AM I GAY QUIZ
fat slob: i CANNT TAKE THIS SERIOIUSLLY

crackhead: Should we do our own miniature version after school?
crackhead: Like normal people. Leaving personal things like this outside of school.

hater: HMM… SEEMS TARGETED!

crackhead: I have personal opinions on this matter.
crackhead: And that.. entire friend group is unusual, to say the least.

fat slob: UNUSUAL IS THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY.

hater: THEY DO SEEM KINDA SWEET
hater: I MIGHT NOT AGREE WITH HOW HARSH UR BEING BUT YEAH IT IS SLIGHTLY WEIRD TO DO THINGS LIKE THIS IN SCHOOL

fat slob: mic ur surpriignlyn real

crackhead: His family is incredibly conservative, as far as I’m aware. I’m not a fan of his, but I am slightly worried.
crackhead: Doing a quiz that could potentially be dangerous as publicly announces his sexuality could end up getting back to his parents, one way or another.

fat slob: omg I never thought about that…

crackhead: ?? You spend time thinking about OJ and his parents?

fat slob: STOP TWISTING MY WORDS

hater: THEY GOT THE RESULTS
hater: HE’S GAY!!! THAT'S A HOMOSEXUAL

crackhead: It was obvious.

fat slob: results make sense…

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Taco and MeFon! (DMs)
(7:08pm)

MeFon!: Hey, Taco

Taco: Hello.
Taco: We hadn’t heard from you since school ended.
Taco: I was starting to get worried.

MeFon!: glad to know i made such a lasting presence

Taco: Don’t make me laugh.
Taco: You seem more serious. Is something wrong?

MeFon!: im thinking about my sexuality
MeFon!: that feels like a rlly werid sentence to say but like
MeFon!: u all seem to have it figured out
MeFon!: i don’t know who i am 

Taco: Well, does that matter? You are who you are, and despite the jokes I make, I truly do not care what you identify as.
Taco: As much as I hate to admit it, you’re a very good friend of mine. I will support you no matter what.
Taco: You have me, and the rest of the server. We’ll all support you no matter what.

MeFon!: thanks, taco
MeFon!: i think i’m gonna go take a nap then look up more things

Taco: Alright, sleep well.

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(MePhones room, 12:06am)

Bisexual. 

He narrowed his eyes, reading the definition, and a familiar feeling of just, knowing, set in his heart. 

He never really focused on genders, he had previously liked both guys and girls, so.. that fit the best. He let out a soft sigh. Everything just.. clicked after reading that.

It was just a small thing, sure. But a small sense of relief washed over him, at the fact he finally.. figured it out. He messaged Taco a small update, and put his phone to the side.

Well, he knew he was never going to beat the “homosexual” allegations. It was clear he liked guys, everyone kind of detected that.

But figuring them out? That was new. And nice.

After a bit of time, he got a notification. So he grabbed his phone. It wasn’t from Taco, though. He didn’t.. recognise the name.

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MeFon! and Gr0undF4ce (DMs)
(12:30am) 

Gr0undF4ce: Heya! Just wanted to check on your part of the project

MeFon!: do i know u?

Gr0undF4ce: oh, sorry to bother you mate!
Gr0undF4ce: i wasn’t really paying attention when i was typing the user, with it being late n all
Gr0undF4ce: I’m floory, if that helps

MeFon!: not really, i still don't know who u ar...
MeFon!: i;m mephone

Gr0undF4ce: mephone? thats a nice name :)
Gr0undF4ce: well, again, apologies for botherin ya
Gr0undF4ce: you seem nice though, if ya want we could be friends

MeFon!: sure ^^

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Taco and MeFon! (DMs)
(12:35am) 

MeFon!: I JYST GOT ONE NEW FRIEND

Taco: Did you pay them?

MeFon!: shtu up

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Me.Pad and T01L3T (DMs)
(3:00am)

T01L3T: meppdad
T01L3T: meeepassd..
T01L3T: MEPAD!!!!!!!

Me.Pad: Hello, Toilet. Is something the matter? You’re up later than usual.

T01L3T: am. Godd
T01L3T: good****

Me.Pad: I would’ve been slightly concerned if you were God, my dear.

T01L3T: :(
T01L3T: I.thinki  owudl be ha pretty godo ghod.....

Me.Pad: Well, I’m sure of that too.
Me.Pad: Did you message me for anything specific?

T01L3T: amsiment park bhy seaside opened recentmly
T01L3T: wudl you like to go o.n Fridat?
T01L3T: alos
T01L3T: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
T01L3T: am get67gin my hairidone... cos. i dotn tlike beign nubullied fo rthe rbowlcut. do youy want to hangt out afwtrards
T01L3T: leik,e. In person.
T01L3T: mis you…

Me.Pad: I’m free Friday, so I would absolutely love to!
Me.Pad: And, sure. I’d love to hang out with you today!
Me.Pad: When, and where do you want to go?

T01L3T: uygmh….idk wheer to go bty!!! I haveto go inyhr afteroom…cos i jabe my hair apoiontmnte earleir and if we gdont go in sfteroon i will gall. asleep.

Me.Pad: We can go to that cafe you like? I remember you mentioning it.

T01L3T: i. sia dthast motnsh afgo

Me.Pad: I know, I like to remember things about you!
Me.Pad: Now, I think you should go to bed, if you want to go in the afternoon.
Me.Pad: I don’t want you being tired.

T01L3T: OK. GOod,. behye!!!

Me.Pad: Goodnight, Toilet :) 

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problem children (server)
(12:30 pm)

lunatic: New nickname change, I see.

fat slob: lol…
fat slob: not wrong never wrong

lunatic: Be quiet.

fat slob: guys I think my dads going vegan?????

lunatic: What..

fat slob: idk he just came home rn and told us he was vegan
fat slob: there is no way i am eating vegan food
fat slob: ESPECIALLY IF HE COOKS IT

hater: YOUR DADS AN EARTHWORM

fat slob: excuse me.

hater: NAHH YOU CAN’T EVEN INSULT ME ANYMORE YOUR DAD EATS COMPOST

fat slob: STOP

hater: HE’S A NATURAL BORN LAWNMOWER
hater: [park.png]
hater: IS?? IS THAT UR DAD RIGHT THERE??
hater: CHOMPING AWAY AT THE GRASS???
hater: NOW I THOGUTH COBS WOULD HAVE AT LEAST SOME SOCIAL DECENCY!!!

fat slob: 😭😭😭😭😭
fat slob: WHY RU BULLYING ME
fat slob: I AM NOT THE VEGAN!!!

lunatic: Mephone.

fat slob: yeah?

lunatic: Does your dad get his glucose from the sap in the trees?

fat slob: I actually hate all of you.

hater: YOUR DAD MARKS OFF ON THE CALENDER WHEN THE TREE SAP STARTS SAPPING SO HE CAN GET IT FRESH AND FIRST

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problem children (server)
(2:35 pm)

blueberry: He’s gone vegan now?

fat slob: yep

blackberry: ill never undersdtand vegasn// cos thywre is stisll mseat being procucdd  in the world
blackberry: iw will buy so much meat their eforts will be in vain

blueberry: I don’t think that's a very ethical thing to do, Toilet.
blueberry: I’m nearly at your house, are you ready?

blackberry: yes :D 

fat slob: i cna’t believe one of the most like easy to read toilet messages was him threatening the vegans
fat slob: u guys r going out??

blueberry: Mhm! We haven’t been out together in a while!

blackberry: i. HAd to wke up eslry for my harciut
blackberry: last gntih we palned to go out. afrrwrads

fat slob: ok cool
fat slob: U FINALY GOR A NEW HAIRCUT???
fat slob: show

blackberry: it will be a surprise
blackberry: ❤️

fat slob: ok……
fat slob: i am manifsesting its good

lunatic: We can only hope.

blackberry: :( HAVE FAITH IN ME!!!!!!.

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problem children (server)
(6:35 pm)

hater: OK BUT U CAN’T JUST BLOW UP MY BASE COS I SAID UR HOUSE LOOKED A LITTLE TOO ORANGE

fat slob: WELL I CAN.
fat slob: cOS I COULDTELL WHAT U WERE TRYNA SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

hater: I WAS NOT ACCUSING U OF OJ HOMOSEXUALITY. BOY PLEASE.
hater: IT LOOKED UGLY AND YOU LACK TALENT.

lunatic: All I can hear on this Voice Chat is you two aggressively typing at each other.

fat slob: ok stop 2/5 of us r like not here gota keep em updated on the beef
fat slob: TACO U HAVE NETHERITE??????

lunatic: Maybe.

fat slob: stop u def cheated that in 

lunatic: I would do no such thing. You need to stop with this slander.

blueberry: Oh my.

fat slob: mepad!!!!!
fat slob: how wus ur date 

blueberry: I wouldn’t exactly call it a date, but it went well!

fat slob: iam glad
fat slob: omg apparently a new amusement park opened up
fat slob: i rly want to go but likei actulyl havr to do syfuf throughout the week, friday/saturday i legit cannot go and then im busy again </3

blueberry: Aw :(
blueberry: Me and Toilet were planning to go, we were discussing it before.
blueberry: Anyone else?

lunatic: I’ll have to see.

hater: I MADE A NEW FRIEND, SOAP!! AND WE ARE GOING TOGETHER SO
hater: I WILL SEE U THERE :D 

blueberry: Good to know! We’ll look out for you :)
blueberry: What time do you plan on going?

hater: AROUND 4:30 IN THE AFTERNOON! IT LOOKED BETTER AT NIGHT + FIREWORKS!!
hater: I LOVE FIREWORKS

blueberry: As do I! They’re usually very beautiful :) 

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Taco and MeFon! (DMs)
(7:23pm)

MeFon!: Tacooooooo

Taco: Hello, MePhone. What is the matter?

MeFon!: ok so this is kinda awkward to say but like
MeFon!: currently ur one of my best friends
MeFon!: and uhm
MeFon!: On Saturday I’m visiting my brother (main reason for cant go amusmenr park i ned to prepare mentally)

Taco: 4S?
Taco: He’s in a coma, isn’t he?

MeFon!: Yeah shocked u remember lol
MeFon!: mepad never rlly “met” him, i guess?? For a good few yrs he lived with his mother b4 she died and he came to live with us
MeFon!: U knew him so

Taco: I’ll gladly go to the hospital with you
Taco: Losing someone is incredibly hard to deal with, I’d gladly support you.
Taco: I don’t say it but I do really care for you.

MeFon!: Thank you, Taco.
MeFon!: That means a lot :)

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MeFon! and Gr0undF4ce (DMs)
(8:45pm)

Gr0undF4ce: Heya!
Gr0undF4ce: Sorry for not messaging earlier, I was working on the farm + doing some gardening! The flowers are looking good!

MeFon!: You live on a farm?

Gr0undF4ce: Mhm! Born n raised here! It’s the context of my user here haha
Gr0undF4ce: We’re moving in a bit, I think? Me and my parents, because it takes a while to get to places
Gr0undF4ce: Grandparents own the farm and it goes to me in the future but currently we gotta go for the sake of my education

MeFon!: Oh wow
MeFon!: Do you have any photos of your flowers?

Gr0undF4ce: Oh yeah, my grandfather took one! Hold on.
Gr0undF4ce: [flowersnfloory.png]

MeFon!: The flowers look nice 

Gr0undF4ce: Took you a bit of time to say that
Gr0undF4ce: Guess you took your time analysing those flowers

MeFon!: Haha, yeah

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problem children (server)
(10:32am)

fat slob: look what i baked :)
fat slob: [cookies.png]
[MESSAGE DELETED]

fat slob: oops wrong chat

lunatic: Wrong chat?
lunatic: If you would allow me to ask, who were you messaging?

fat slob: new friend

hater: U HAVE OTHER FRIENDS/?????

fat slob: ya….
fat slob: i SOMEWHAT….. have a life…..

hater: OMG THIS IS SO INTERESTING
hater: WILL WE EVER GET TO MEET HIM

fat slob: no

hater: :(
hater: GUYS I MIGHT BE FINALL Y TAKING MY PHONE TO A REPAIR SHOP
hater: AND LAPTOP
hater: CAPS R BROKEN ON THAT AS WELL….
hater: I THINK I HIT THE BUTTON TOO HARD MULTIPLE TIMES

lunatic: I’ll somewhat miss your constant speech in capital letters. It captures your essence well.

hater: COS IM VERY LOUD OFFLINE?????

lunatic: Yes, that exactly.

hater: WELL
hater: ILL PROBABLY STILL USE CAPS A LOT
hater: JUST NOT AS MUCH :D
hater: WHEN CAN I GET A NICKNAME CHANGE IVE BEEN HATER FOR SO LONG

lunatic: Probably at some point today, Mic.
lunatic: MePhone is also due for a change.

fat slob: oh i cant say i like that
fat slob: fat slo b is just… me
fat slob: describes me well
fat slob: it uhmmm
fat slob: encapsulates my persoanloty well

lunatic: Did you look that word up?

fat slob: no
fat slob: yea
fat slob: i nkew it exitsed i just cant spell it ok…

lunatic: Honestly, I’m shocked you don’t make spelling mistakes more.

fat slob: i tyr
fat slob: try
fat slob: :D 

lunatic: You are pathetic.

fat slob: im hurt taco

lunatic: Good! :)

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Taco and Me.Pad (DMs)
(11:30am)

Taco: Are you planning to confess to Toilet when you two go to the amusement park?

Me.Pad: Haha, it’s almost like you can read my mind!
Me.Pad: Yes, I am planning to confess to Toilet.
Me.Pad: I’ve known him for quite a while, and I believe then to be a good time to share my feelings.
Me.Pad: I’m just hoping he doesn’t reject me.

Taco: I am sure he won’t. I’ve had some conversations with him, and the majority of the time you will always be brought up, one way or another.
Taco: I don’t think he realises how much he likes you.
Taco: You two are a good match.

Me.Pad: I appreciate that a lot.
Me.Pad: The days leading up to it feel almost.. surreal.
Me.Pad: I can’t picture myself being with anyone but him. He’s been my closest friend for so long.
Me.Pad: There would be no future for me that doesn’t involve him.

Taco: You are practically head over heels for him.
Taco: I wish you luck :) 

Me.Pad: Thank you, Taco <3 

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problem children (server)
(6:43 pm)

hater: GUYS I GOT MY PHONE FIXED
hater: ALSO
hater: APPARENTLY THERE'S A CONFESSION BLOG FOR OUR SCHOOL???

fat slob: NO WAY
fat slob: send the link

hater: OK WAIT
hater: mYFRIEND SEND IT TO ME
hater: http://https.www.meeblr.com//blog:insanity-peaks-anonymous

lunatic: Oh my lord.
lunatic: People at this school have nothing better to do, it seems.

hater: SOME OF THESE ASKS R WILD HLP ME
hater: "Is it just me or does OJ from class A seem very fruity? He doesn't feel heterosexual to me at all - 🏹 anon"

fat slob: funy how theyre speculating whn its legit obvious from one glance
fat slob: NOT. like i look at him…..

lunatic: It’s very hard to believe you.

fat slob: i got my eyes on another prize 😍
[MESSAGE DELETED]

lunatic: Good lord.
lunatic: I saw that, MePhone.

hater: THERES SO MANY OTHER ONES HEL ME
hater: [ojhomoagree.png]
hater: ANONS R OUT TO OUT HIM 

lunatic: Impressive word play.

hater: THANK YOU MA’AM I TRy 🫡
hater: THIS IS SO WILD TO READ
hater: I feel somewhat bad for him like
hater: imagine…ur a gay.. and ur tryna keep it a secret and the whole WORLD is tryna tell everyone ur gay

fat slob: “a gay” is CRAZY

hater: STOP IM BAD AT PHRASING 

lunatic: Literally everything else could have been better.
lunatic: @blueberry Where is Toilet?
lunatic: He hasn’t been on today.

blueberry: He’s out with his family :) He had a doctor's appointment to deal with his transition, and now they’re at a restaurant, I believe.

lunatic: Ah, good to know. I hope he’s had a good day.
lunatic: Anyways, are the rest of you free to play on the Minecraft server?

hater: I’M DOWN

fat slob: ya sure 

blueberry: I’ll be sure to join in a moment!

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W1LDC4RD and Me.Pad (DMs)
(9:45am)

W1LDC4RD: HAIIIIII
W1LDC4RD: UR GOING 2DAY RIGHT???

Me.Pad: Mhm!
Me.Pad: Any reason why you’re asking?

W1LDC4RD: BASICALLY
W1LDC4RD: IT WAS JST SUOPPOSED TO BE ME N SOAP GOING RITE???
W1LDC4RD: BUT WE FELT LIKE JUST GOING THE TWO OF US COULD GETA BIT BORING YK
W1LDC4RD: DO U GUYS WANNA GO IN A LIL GROUP W/US???
W1LDC4RD: ITS OKI IF NOT 

Me.Pad: Oh, I think that would be fun!
Me.Pad: I’d be willing to do that :) 

W1LDC4RD: YESSSSS OMG
W1LDC4RD: CAN I MAKE A GC???

Me.Pad: Go ahead! 

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It's amusement time! (GC)
(10:04am)

Ne4tFreak: this is the worst name ever

W1LDC4RD: I THINK IT SHOWS OFF MY HUMOUR WELL.
W1LDC4RD: IF U DON’T LIKE IT I GUESS I’LL FIND A NEW DATE.
W1LDC4RD: eye roll.

Ne4tFreak: stop it.

Me.Pad: Oh wow!

T01L3T: wheatas goignr on

Ne4tFreak: oh hello!!
Ne4tFreak: hello mepad, and toilet...

T01L3T: WHAT DIDDI I EVERN DO

Me.Pad: Hello Soap! I don’t believe we’ve met before :) 

Ne4tFreak: i believe so! you’re rarely in school, right?

Me.Pad: Unfortunately so! I have quite a few allergies and I get sick easily.
Me.Pad: I’m assuming you have met Toilet, though?

Ne4tFreak: unfortunately for me.

T01L3T: SHE VEIWES M E AS UNHYEGINIC!!!!
T01L3T: I atwker greta iffence

Ne4tFreak: if you can prove me wrong, i’ll be impressed.

T01L3T: 😡

Me.Pad: Are we gonna meet up? If so, where and what time?

Ne4tFreak: i believe we are meeting up! i’ll send the location, it’s a bus stop, and we should meet there at around 4pm? so, we’ll be there by (hopefully) 4:30, the time we all wanted to be there originally :) 

Me.Pad: Alright, I’ll keep that in mind, thanks!
Me.Pad: @T01L3T You’re gonna have to start getting ready now, then.

T01L3T: fien.e….
T01L3T: onyoly ocs you sasiaid so..

Ne4tFreak: I’ll see you all then! I have some homework to complete beforehand :) 

W1LDC4RD: SEEEEE U GUYS THEN :3333

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problem children (server)
(2:25pm)

lunatic: Are you guys going to that amusement park today?

hater: YES

blueberry: I honestly can’t wait, haha.

lunatic: Update me on how it goes!

fat slob: that sounds like ur gonna end up bombinb the pace

lunatic: Not now! :) 

fat slob: oh lord

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MePad walked with Toilet, who chattered away animatedly about the things there- he’s spent some time looking things up, so that he knew which places he’d want to go! MePad would follow, he honestly just wanted to make Toilet happy.

They arrived at the bus stop. It was around.. 3:30? So they had time before the bus showed up. Mic was talking to Soap, before spotting the two and waving, wide smile on her face. Soap turned, smiling politely at them. ‘Isn’t this gonna be so fun?’ Mic started, moving her hands excitedly. ‘I mean- there’s gonna be so much cool stuff to do! I mean, I haven’t been to one of these before!’

Toilet smiled brightly. ‘Same! I haven’t, well, had the friends to go! The rollercoasters look so cool, don’t they!’

‘Oh my god, yes! We need to go on one- there’s like this really big one with a really good drop. I’m so serious, we have to go!’ Mic replied, and those two continued to talk excitedly. MePad made some small talk with Soap- who was incredibly nice. She had gloves on, similarly to MePad, but hers were more for her germaphobia.

The bus arrived, and they got on, paying for their tickets. They continued to talk, all four of them now, about the general plan. Go on a few rides, stop for food, another few, and then the fireworks at 10. Mic thought they should split off for that. MePad agreed. 

The bus halted, and they got out. MePad checked the time. 4:30 exactly!

 The air felt different- probably as they were now by the sea. The atmosphere was exciting. ‘So, what are we going to do first?’ Soap asked. ‘I think we should just walk around and then pick something. Because, wow. Everything looks nice.’

‘I think we should go on the roller coaster over there!’ Mic pointed. ‘It’s the biggest one they have, y’know, the one I mentioned to Toilet earlier. If we get the big one out the way, then the other roller coasters won’t be as bad!’

Soap looked somewhat queasy at that, but agreed anyway. MePad had no disagreements, and Toilet was practically buzzing. They made their way over, discussing what else they were gonna do. Toilet really wanted to do the bumper cars, Mic wanted to do more roller coasters, obviously, Soap didn’t really mind, and MePad decided that he wanted to go on the ferris wheel around when the fireworks were going off.

Not for any specific reason, of course.

They paid for their tickets, waited. The past customers finished their ride, and they got on. Mic next to Soap, MePad next to Toilet. Soap really looked ill. ‘If any of you throw up, do not do it on me.’ She stated, sternly. They all shared a look, but nodded.

They buckled their seatbelts, and the cart began to move. It was a slow ascend, but they were all quiet, mostly for the sake of Soap. There was a pause at the top, and then the cart rapidly shot down. Soap held onto Mic for dear life, whose hands were up in the air as she screamed in joy. MePad felt his stomach lurch, and Toilet was having the time of his life. 

The speed remained constant until it stopped. Soap needed help getting off, and had to sit down for a few minutes as the others chatted.

‘Can we take a break?’ mumbled Soap. They all agreed, not exactly wanting to push her too much.

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They had gone on a few more rides, bumper carts included. Toilet had spent an awful lot of time targeting MePad on purpose, giggling as he did so. It was nice to see him smile.

Now it was time to get something to eat, per the plan-.. and also because they were all hungry. They went to the food stalls, buying a few things. Toilet mostly got sweet stuff- because, well, of course he would. Soap and Mic got some fries to share, and MePad didn’t eat anything. He wasn’t hungry, and who knows what amusement park food had in it..

Toilet spoke excitedly as he ate, mostly narrating his favourite parts. He didn’t chew with his mouth open- Soap had glared at him constantly to make sure. MePad found that he quite liked his voice.

He supposed that had always been the case. He liked to hear him talk. He always had interesting stories, and things to say. MePad had taken time over the years he’d known him to try and truly understand Toilet. The little things he did. The slightest change in the way he held himself, the way he spoke, the way his eyes glinted when he talked about something he was interested in. 

At the start of their friendship, it was.. clear that Toilet didn’t really like him. But that was just at the start. Overtime, they cleared up their misunderstandings and just.. grew close to each other. He was MePads closest friend. His best friend.

Half of MePads heart was Toilets. And it always would be.

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A few rides later, and it was almost time for the fireworks. Toilet waved goodbye to Mic and Soap as him and MePad made their way to the ferris wheel. They paid, and got on. 

Toilet had always liked heights- well, he liked adrenaline really. MePad could tell, simply by the way his eyes lit up.

They were alone in the cabin. For the first time that evening, they were alone. It was nice. Neither of them spoke, just enjoying the silence.

And then, MePad broke it.

‘Toilet.’ 

The boy was staring out of the window, but snapped his head towards MePad quickly, tilting his head. ‘Yeah?’

‘I..’

MePad swallowed. This was the moment. This was probably the last chance he’d get.

‘I know this is really sudden, but I have to tell you something.’

The others brows furrowed, seemingly out of worry. ‘What's up?’

With a deep breath, MePad took his hands. ‘I.. I’m in love with you. I have been- I’ve loved you for months, Toilet.’ 

Toilet, for once, was stunned into silence, simply blinking in response to his words. And then he smiled.

The fireworks went off behind them, painting the sky with different colours. As Toilet stood up, and kissed him, he didn’t mind missing the fireworks. It felt like a million fireworks had set off in his heart.

His heart was racing, faster than he had thought was possible. Toilet liked him. Toilet liked him. The kiss felt like it lasted for years, and he felt somewhat disappointed when Toilet pulled away. That feeling was immediately replaced though, an overwhelming sense of joy and love washing over him. Toilet wrapped his arms around his neck.

 'I, I didn't think you liked me,' MePad started, a bit nervous. 'Well, of course I do! Despite the whole, well, start, you were, and are, the sweetest and most respectful guy I know. I just-' Toilet got a bit quieter. 'I don't think you understand how happy you make me, MePad.'    

MePad flushed a bit, but smiled softly. 'I guess this makes us boyfriends?'  

 Toilet nodded excitedly. 'I would love to be your boyfriend. There's not a universe where I'd say no.'  

MePad paused, before starting to speak, 'Well, factually, that's incorrect-' 'Just let me be romantic, you idiot.' and Toilet shut him up with a kiss. MePad had never felt better. Never. 

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Toilet was now sat next to him. Before they were opposite each other. Before they weren't dating. And now they were. MePads heart hadn't stopped pounding. He'd probably need help getting off. It didn't feel real, and yet it was. Everything in his brain told him so, and he always believed his brain. 

The ferris wheel made its way to the bottom after the fireworks show, and they got out. MePad took Toilets hand, who smiled and squeezed in return. Soap and Mic waved, holding hands as well. 'So, what did you think of the fireworks show? Good, right? All those colours.. I need to see one another day- maybe we could all go together!' Mic explained excitedly, the idea seemingly now in her head. Toilets response was as enthusiastic as she was.

They began to walk to the park entrance. They had decided to get Taxis. The buses were still on, but it was late now, so mostly for safety reasons, Taxis would be better. Toilet seemed thoroughly exhausted by now, almost falling asleep on MePads shoulder, and when they got in the car, he did. MePad sighed softly, simply smiling at his sleeping figure. He drooled in his sleep. 

Relaxing in the car, his boyfriend sleeping on his shoulder, MePad felt at peace. For the first time in years, he felt at peace.

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problem children (server)
(3:22am)

blueberry: Oh, we forgot to tell you!
blueberry: Me and Toilet are officially dating :) 

lunatic: Really? Congratulations! I’m proud of you guys.

fat slob: about time
fat slob: was staring to get sick of the contaht pining

lunatic: I thought you were going to sleep?

fat slob: hard to
fat slob: gn 

lunatic: Sleep well, you’ll need it.
lunatic: You too, MePad, 

blueberry: I will, soon! 

emotional support lesbian: Good.
emotional support lesbian: Interesting nickname change.

fat slob: it fits,,

hater: I THINK WE SHOULD CHANGE MEPHONES NICKNAME

emotional support lesbian: Oh dear lord. You’re also awake.

hater: I WASTALKIGN TO SOAP!!

emotional support lesbian: What would we even change it to?

hater: SMTH OJ RELATED?? HES GAY FRO HIM ISN’T HE

(W1LDC4RD HAS BEEN BANNED.) 

emotional support lesbian: Not again.

fat slob: i warned her...
fat slob: u can add her evebtually.. Not rn...for fyn..y..

emotional support lesbian: I’ll tell her that.
emotional support lesbian: Now, go to bed.

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problem children (server)
(12:45pm)

fat slob: im kinda regretting banning her now it feels quierter

emotional support lesbian: Are you planning to add her back, then?

fat slob: no lol...
fat slob: its her punsihment for those horid acustiosn

emotional support lesbian: Well, in a way I agree.
emotional support lesbian: I think we need to focus more on your horrible spelling and terrible sleeping patterns.
emotional support lesbian: Get up and get ready. I can tell you’re still in bed.

fat slob: sigh

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Taco and MeFon! (DMS)
(5:30pm)

Taco: We’re about to set off now. I will be at yours soon.
Taco: Which hospital? I’ll get Chives to put it in the GPS.

MeFon!: ill send it now
MeFon!: [location.png]

Taco: Alright, thank you.
Taco: Are you alright? Did you sleep enough?

MeFon!: i think so
MeFon!: i havemt been in awhile
MeFon!: im a bit scared

Taco: That’s fine.
Taco: You’re allowed to be.
Taco: I’ll be with you, if that is any consolation.

MeFon!: in a way, that does help
MeFon!: the doorbell just rang, is that you?

Taco: Mhm.

MeFon!: ill be down in a minite
MeFon!: iwant to get somehting

Taco: Don’t worry about it. I will wait as long as I have to.

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MePhone left the house a few minutes after, hastily shoving something into his bag before locking the door. He wasn’t in a Hawaiian shirt for once- he was wearing a simple hoodie and shorts. Taco looked at him, with a small, sad smile. ‘Let’s go, then.’ 

MePhone nodded, and followed her into the car, slinging the bag over his shoulder. He seemed a lot more reclusive than usual. He blinked as they sat. It was silent as the drive began.

‘I.. haven’t visited him in a while. Last time I was there was a few months ago.’ And then there was more silence. Taco didn’t speak- she’d known MePhone long enough to know he didn’t want that. ‘I feel guilty, when I do.’

‘Why is that?’ Her voice was quiet, gentle. It wasn’t usually like this. 

‘Because it’s my fault he’s in that coma. I-.. He..’ His throat closed up, and his hands balled up into fists. ‘We were 13. I wasn’t paying attention, and I..’ He swallowed. ‘was messing around on the road like usual. I didn’t notice that a car was approaching. And when I did, it was too late. He- The.. He pushed me out the way, and..’

‘You don’t need to continue if you don’t want to.’ Taco interrupted softly. She knew the rest of it- she’d been told by her parents, who had been told by, well, MePhones father.

MePhone paused, and nodded. ‘It’s just.. hard sometimes.’ 

He hadn’t gone to school for months after the incident- that did a great deal of damage to his grades. He didn’t care then, he was too numb for that. He still felt numb. A lot of the time, nothing felt real. He looked down at his hands. 

They were blurry.

Taco hummed softly, trying to think of a topic to distract him, at least for a little bit. ‘So,’ she started. ‘Who’s that “other prize” you were speaking about the other day? In that deleted message?’

He blinked rapidly, looking up at her, slightly pink. She internally cheered. ‘I, well, uh, he’s called Floory.’ ‘Ah, is this the friend you mentioned the other day to me?’

He nodded at her. ‘He’s, well, really nice. He messaged the wrong person, and we’ve been, well, friends since. Funny start, though. He lives on a farm, and he’s moving to a city soon. He.. helps keep me grounded, I guess?’ 

Taco smiled a bit brighter. ‘Well, it’s good that you have someone like that. Does he know about this?’ MePhone nodded. ‘It’s.. hard not to. He was like.. the other half of my soul.’


They were twins, after all. MePhone used to brag about how he was a few minutes older, and 4S would reply with various cuss words that he had learnt from god knows where. MePhone would always end up snitching to their dad, who just rolled his eyes and waved them off. Now, he’d honestly give anything to just hear his voice again.

The atmosphere soured slightly, and MePhone didn’t really like that, so switched to another topic. ‘So, a chauffeur, huh?’ He nudged her teasingly, and she responded with an eye roll and sigh. ‘I told you my parents were rich, absurdly so. it’s why they are never home. They’re always on business trips or brand deals, or things to that effect. Oh, speaking of parents, I noticed your fathers car wasn’t there. Why is that?’

‘Oh, that.. He’s probably off visiting my other “siblings”.’ He mumbled out grumpily, making quotes in the air with each hand as he spoke.

‘You.. have other siblings? I thought it was just MePad and 4S.’ Taco asked, tilting her head slightly

‘Well, they’re the ones I’m related to. He’s adopted a bunch of kids- each one younger than the last. I used to be the one he focused on, and then.. I failed him. He's trying to get some sort of.. I don’t know, prodigy? At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s trying to take over the world with them. He’s like.. who’s got a bunch of kids.. Batman? He’s like Batman but abusive.’

Taco hummed in reply. ‘Everything I hear about that man just gets worse.’ ‘Hah, this is barely scratching the surface.’

The car stopped. ‘Your destination, ma’am. I will return when you alert me to do so.’ Taco nodded in reply, and Chives drove off. 

‘Are you ready?’ She turned to MePhone, who stared at the hospital with an almost pained expression. He looked at her, trying to smile, not managing to do so. ‘I think I am.’

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They walked into the hospital, and to the reception desk. MePhone never liked the smell of hospitals. The lady looked at them, raising an eyebrow as she spoke. ‘Hello, what can I help you with?’ MePhone swallowed, not trusting himself to speak, so instead Taco spoke up. ‘We’re here to visit someone. MePhone4S.’

She typed something into her computer, before looking back at them. ‘Room 199. A doctor is currently with him, so you may have to wait a moment.’

Taco nodded curtly in reply, and walked towards the elevator with MePhone in tow. He fiddled with his fingers with a guarded expression on his face.. She couldn’t tell what he was feeling. Maybe nervous. He, in a way, reminded her of a plant she had read about the other day. Mimosa pudica. A plant that when touched, quickly closes its leaves. He closed himself off when things got too much, or when people pried. 

They stepped in the elevator, MePhone pressing the button. It was quiet as they went up. Taco turned to face him. He was gripping his satchel tightly. ‘If you want, after this, you can come over to mine.’ She said quietly. ‘I’d.. like that.’ He mumbled in return. The elevator door opened, and they stepped out. It didn’t take long to find his room. Taco knocked. 

A boy with red-white hair opened it, adjusting his glasses as he glanced at them, then turning away. The door was left ajar, as the teenager spoke to the doctor in charge. The doctor seemed to be finished, straightening up and looking over to where the duo were standing. ‘Let them in, Fizz. We’re done here anyways. They’re most likely visiting.’

 The two looked at each other before this “Fizz” boy returned. ‘Visiting? Are you family?’

They both nodded. ‘I’m his, uh, brother.’ MePhone mumbled a bit nervously, under the intense gaze of this guy. ‘Alright, then. Come in. Visiting hours end at around 7:30pm at this ward.’ 

‘I doubt we shall be here that long, but thank you for the warning.’ Taco said with a small smile, and they walked in. The doctor and his.. apprentice? walked away, leaving the two alone with 4S.

‘He seems a bit young to work at this hospital. He looks around our age, at maximum 17, 18?’ Taco mumbled out as they walked towards the bed. ‘Fizz.. I remember that name from somewhere, but I’m not too sure what.’

They were at the bed now. It didn’t really feel.. real. Taco had got on decently with 4S, despite his boisterous behaviour, and insistence to always be wearing those dreaded sunglasses. Now, it felt weird to see him without them. He looked so similar to when he was 13, but he had aged at the same time. His hair was longer now.

MePhone swallowed, and opened his bag. Taco gasped softly. ‘Are those his..?’ Taco began, voice trailing off as he placed them on the bedside table. ‘I thought that, well, when-..’ He paused, voice cracking. ‘If he wakes up, he’ll probably be annoyed that we took them off.’ He chuckled slightly, but there was no humour behind it. The sunglasses had cracked in one area. Well, it had been fixed, but not very well, as you could still see the crack.

‘Most of the force was in the front.. since, you know.. he ran to protect me from it.’ MePhone mumbled. ‘I.. still feel guilty every day. I mean- I should’ve been the one to be hit. I was the one who was being careless. I was the one messing about on the street..’ He wiped his face with his sleeves, looking over at Taco. She had never seen him this despondent before.

‘MePhone, you deserve your life as much as he deserves his. It isn’t your fault. I know you might think that, but would 4S have given himself up for you just for you to not value your life?’ She tilted her head. ‘Remember his sacrifice, it was for you. Don’t let that go to waste.’ 

He blinked, hiccuping slightly. ‘I.. I get that. It’s just- why him? I’ve been so alone- I just..’ His voice trailed off as his eyes welled up in tears.

He turned away from the resting body, burying his face in his hands. A few moments to calm down, to breathe. And when he looked up, he stared directly into her eyes.

‘Taco.. do.. you want to know why me and my..’ His tone filled with disgust. ‘Dad.. have been arguing more?’ She didn’t reply verbally, giving a small nod.

'He's.. trying to turn off his life support. He thinks it's a.. it's a waste. That he'll just die anyways- I mean, that is what he told me. "There is no point in keeping it on any longer. It's a waste. He is basically already dead." He just-' 

MePhone was cut off by a sudden hug. He paused, not knowing what to do for a moment. He wasn't used to touch, and Taco had never seemed to be much of a hugger. Taco seemed somewhat surprised by her own action as well, but didn't pull away. 

‘You.. you are so, so strong, MePhone. A lot stronger than you think. She checked her watch. 'It's about 7:10, visiting hours end in 20 minutes.. do you have anything you want to say to him?' 

Noticing his confusion, she continued. 'Sometimes it helps people in a comatose state to hear a familiar voice- I haven't done research into this but.. I think it would be good for you to say a few words to him.'

‘I’ll leave the room for it.’ And with that, she turned and left. Now, he was alone with his brother. He didn’t know what to do. Turning to face him was probably a good start.

‘I..’ He felt like he had swallowed something hard, but continued to speak. ‘I don’t know much this’ll help- if it does anyways.. But..’

‘I just.. I don’t know, it hurts a lot with you gone. I haven’t been able to feel like myself since you’ve been gone.’ Mephone moved to sit on the chair next to the bed, to be.. closer to him. ‘I’ve gotten a bit more.. careful now, I guess. You were always more perceptive than me, despite those stupid sunglasses of yours. They broke, you know. When you got hit.’

‘Dad tried to throw them out, alongside a bunch of your other stuff. I refused to let him do that. Everything on your side of the room is the exact same. I tried to fix your sunglasses, as well- which.. probably made them worse. I’ve never been good at fixing broken things, remember the window? God- he yelled at both of us for so long. Mostly me, for a bit you were the golden child.’

He took a break, to breathe, to calm himself down. ‘Sometimes I wonder what it would’ve been like if it did actually end up hitting me. You were always stronger than me with this. More popular, as well.. You never managed to get close with MePad, he was only here 2 years before your incident.. It always took you longer to get used to things.’

‘What would you think about my friends? You’d probably clash a bit with Taco.. I’m not too sure with Toilet, though.. Him and Taco didn’t seem like they’d get along, and they're surprisingly close.. I wouldn’t rule out the same happening to you two. Oh- remember OJ? He’s still as irritating as always. Goody two shoes.’

He fiddled with his hands, bouncing his leg as he continued to speak. This felt weird, but at the same time, it felt nice- another conversation with his brother. ‘Oh god, you’re going to get to miss exams. You used to hate them, complained about how they were a waste of time. You wanted to go into the military? Either that, or firefighting. God, you wouldn’t shut up about that.’ He smiled softly.

‘Oh, oh- he’s adopted more kids! I think we were right, you know. About that army. The one he’s raising to “take over the world.”’ He laughed, actually laughed. ‘You were so convinced you were right.’

MePhone paused again. ‘It.. feels weird, a lot of the time, without you. I mean, I didn’t think I would lose anyone else, especially not after 3..’ He trailed off. That was still too sore to speak about. ‘I thought we’d be able to grow up together. Well, we did. But I mean highschool. I thought we’d graduate, side by side. You’d be so annoying before prom, probably about me not getting a date. I doubt you’d get one, you scared all the girls, and guys off!’

‘Speaking of dates.. I met a guy. I don’t.. really know what my feelings towards him are. He’s nice, really nice, but in a different kind of way? It’s, I don’t know, hard to describe. If, no, when you wake up, I’ll make sure to tell you about him.’

He looked up at the clock. Not much time left. He sighed softly. ‘I’m.. I’m sorry for not visiting these past few months. I guess I’m returning to denial. It's just.. I can’t, I can’t deal with the fact you’re here and there's a chance you might not ever wake up. By not visiting, I guess I pretended you were still awake, just.. moved away, far away. That never helped.’

‘I loved you, too much to accept the fact you really were gone. I’ve made a few more friends than I expected to make this year, and I guess that really did help. Tacos a gem. She cares, in her own weird way. She sort of reminds me of you? You’d like her. I can just tell.’

He felt his eyes well up in tears, and he wiped them away. All the possibilities.. what would it be like if he was still here? ‘I.. I have to go now. Again, I’m.. sorry. I love you. I hope you wake up soon.’

He stood up, resisting the urge to curl up into a ball and cry besides his brother. Taco was right (well, of course she was), it really did help to speak to him. 

Looking back at his brother, he left the room.

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Taco was waiting outside for him, a small smile on her face. She was holding a piece of paper. ‘Feeling better?’ She asked, tilting her head. Some of her movements were almost cat-like, MePhone realised. ‘Yeah, you were right.’

‘When am I not?’ She smiled. He rolled his eyes and laughed, and then began to walk off. He eyed the paper, not wanting to ask. Taco noticed.

‘I see you’re looking at the paper.. You know that Fizz guy? He asked me to give you his user for Mecord so he can update you on developments with your brother. He was, eh, slightly pink, so I’m guessing that's not all there is to the story.’ She said, a sly smirk on her face. MePhone was speechless, staring at her with an unreadable look in his eyes as they got in the elevator.

‘C’mon, what’s wrong? Upset you’re gonna have to pick between two handsome men?’ She teased, nudging him. He went a bit pink. ‘You’re so, so annoying. Just- give me the paper.’ ‘Gladly!’

The elevator door reopened. Taco had already contacted Chives, so he was there waiting as they walked towards the car, getting in. ‘He was about our age. 16-17? I can’t exactly recall. He’s actually Fizz Jr. He was named after his late father, Fizz Sr., who was also a doctor. He’s extremely smart, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had left school early. The doctor working on your brother was his dads friend, so he sometimes helps out. He’s too young to start pursuing a medical degree, you need to be 18.’

MePhone listened in silence. If he’d shown interest, there was no harm in befriending him, was there? ‘Where’d you get all these facts? Stalking his socials already?’ He raised an eyebrow at her, and she waved a hand dismissively. ‘He was telling me, before he got pulled away for some sort of showcase? I don’t know, I’m not working towards this. I’m taking over the family business.’ 

Taco turned to Chives. ‘My house, please.’ 

‘Anyways- if things do not work out with your farmer, you have a future doctor on the other line.’ ‘I hate you so much, I hope you know that,’ but he smiled at her.

‘Oh, when you come to mine, would you like to bake? I know you like it, so I think it would be nice to do. You aren’t allergic to cats, right?’

‘Oh. I’d love to bake!.. Wait, Taco, you have a cat? How come you’ve never said?’ His eyes widened slightly. ‘You never asked. Her name is Citrus, yes, like lemons. I quite like lemons. She’s about a year old and she’s a ragdoll. You aren’t allergic?’

‘No, Taco. I am not allergic to cats.’

‘Good. Do you wanna bake cookies?’

‘Yes. Always. What kind, though? My personal favourite is milk chocolate.’

She pulled out her phone, typing out a quick text to the server. ‘MePad says he likes dark chocolate ones, and Toilet likes white. We could make milk, dark, and white. I have all three kinds of chocolates, so it shouldn’t be too hard.’

She suddenly lightened up. ‘That can be your new server nickname! Sorry, it is a bit of a silly idea, but you have been “fat slob” for so long and everyones gone through various changes. Are you alright with that?’

He nodded, and she changed the nicknames for him, Toilet, and MePad. ‘So, a lemon obsession, huh?’ ‘Well, I would not say it’s an obsession..’ 

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problem children (server)
(9:45pm)

milk chocolate: the cookies r baking!!!!
milk chocolate: i think taco is gona send em away to bed early tonight :( 

emotional support lesbian: I am not having you stay up ALL night whilst you are at my home.

milk chocolate: sigh. ok then.
milk chocolate: OH MY GOD DID YALL SEE THAT INSANE ASS CONFESSION ON THE THINGY
milk chocolate: 'AITA for accidentally ghosting my gay best friend after we kissed? - Comic anon'

emotional support lesbian: It is probably OJ.

milk chocolate: i agree sounds like smth he’d do

dark chocolate: I sure hope he sorts his issues out. That is a horrible thing to do.

milk chocolate: ikr!! I wouldn’t expect it from an upstanding citizen like him
milk chocolate: oh taco remind me to dm that fizz guy tmrw i forgot

emotional support lesbian: 👍🏻

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MeFon! and Gr0undF4ce (DMS)
(10:32pm)

Gr0undF4ce: How was the visit to your brother? I would’ve asked earlier but I was working on the farm again

MeFon!: It went better than I thought, you were right :)
MeFon!: Something a bit weird DID happen tho.. some guy gave me his meecord user so he could “update me on my brother” but taco thinks hes tryna rizz me

Gr0undF4ce: ah
Gr0undF4ce: well, thats funny, whats his name?

MeFon!: fizz, kind of a weird name but i'm not judging :P

Gr0undF4ce: haha, yeah, i guess it is a bit of a weird name lol

MeFon!: TACIS FORCING MW TO BED HELP. ill talk to you in the mrnung, goodnihht!! :D

Gr0undF4ce: goodnight! sleep well <3

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problem children (server)
(Sunday, 12:03 am)

milk chocolate: HEI GUSY

emotional support lesbian: Mephone.

milk chocolate: i wanna apolgosie..

emotional support lesbian: Go to bed.
emotional support lesbian: Why are you on offline mode?

milk chocolate: told oomf i was going to bed now i feel bad..

emotional support lesbian: Oh my god.
emotional support lesbian: Go to sleep already.

milk chocolate: I WILL. GOD!!! 🙄🙄🙄

emotional support lesbian: @dark chocolate You too.

dark chocolate: I will soon :) 

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problem children (server)
(2:03am)

milk chocolate: @everyone
milk chocolate: I WON. I FUCKIGN WOOEN. LEYTST GO. 

dark chocolate: Oh, that’s nice to hear! What did you win? There's no game activity on your profile.

milk chocolate: THE WAR.
milk chocolate: [iwin.png]

dark chocolate: I’m not too sure on how this relates to our topic?

milk chocolate: veyr well then mepad,
milk chocolate: teh person. Who. posted that cinfession. WAS OJ.
milk chocolate: iM A PROPHET. I WON THE FUCKING JACKPOT.

dark chocolate: Well, I can’t say I agree with the first part. It was fairly obvious. Good for you, though!

emotional support lesbian: .
emotional support lesbian: What the fuck are you two doing online at 2am.
emotional support lesbian: You both said you were going to sleep.

milk chocolate: oh hi taco…
milk chocolate: LISTEN ITS A GOODCAUSE
milk chocolate: OJS. DOWNFALL!!!!!

emotional support lesbian: ..And that is why you’re awake?
emotional support: Honestly, I’m surprised that you two are awake when Toilet isn’t.

white chocolate: Hello guys!!!!

emotional support lesbian: I stand corrected.
emotional support lesbian: Mephone, you are at my house. If you are awake any longer I will force you to sleep.
emotional support lesbian: Oh, also, one more minor inconvenience and I’m adding Mic back before the agreed time.

milk chocolate: NOOOOO
milk chocolate: ANYTHING BUT THAT YOU HEINOUS WOMAN
milk chocolate: SHE CALLED ME GAY FOR *J.

emotional support lesbian: With your current behaviour, I don’t think Mics observation is too far off.

milk chocolate: SHOCKED GASP
milk chocolate: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!

emotional support lesbian: No

milk chocolate: rude… ANWYAYS
milk chocolate: OJ def ghosted that paper twinnk

white chocolate: proiabbaly!!!! Imgoingtobednow

dark chocolate: Goodnight darling <3 Also, Astute observation, Mephone.

milk chocolate: idk what that means but thanks king!!!! Also stop being gay on the server!!!!!!

emotional support lesbian: I’m returning to my sleep. Goodnight 🙂

milk chocolate: ngl that scares the shit out of me
milk chocolate: the like :) 🙂 shti

dark chocolate: She’s trying, Mephone…

milk chocolate: Aalso wtf is “im returning to my sleep” phaerohs curse ahh
milk chocolate: “im returning to my slumber" ahh 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😭😭😭

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problem children (server)
(10:36am)

milk chocolate: holy fuck my head huets

emotional support lesbian: And whose fault is that?

milk chocolate: :(
milk chocolate: mine…..

emotional support lesbian: Mhm.
emotional support lesbian: Go to bed at reasonable times for once.
emotional support lesbian: Oh, also, your reminder to message Fizz.

milk chocolate: oh fart i forgot about tht…
milk chocolate: I WIL OIN ABIT

dark chocolate: Oh, may I ask who this “Fizz” is?

milk chocolate: hospital worker fella who decideed he wanted my acc or smeothing
milk chocolate: his hair kinda like toodorki from my hero acdemia!!!

dark chocolate: Ah, white and red? Is it natural?

milk chocolate: woudlnt be surprised if it is
milk chocolate: tacos lil red n green strands r i thinjk??? nawt tew srure how thou

emotional support lesbian: Yes, I’m not entirely too sure how myself, but I have had them since I was a child.
emotional support lesbian: Is Citrus in the guest room with you?

milk chocolate: yes. Verysoft cat
milk chocolate: i woke up from a nughtmare and bro just showed up 

emotional support lesbian: Ah, yes, she is like that 🙂 it is almost like she can detect when people are sad.

milk chocolate: [citrus.png]
milk chocolate: im gona. Rob ur cat

white chocolate: OOEHH MY GOSH DO CUET!!!!
white chocolate: so.cuett…e..

emotional support lesbian: You will do no such thing.

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MeFon! and Dr.Fizz (DMS)
(11:07am) 

MeFon!: Hi!!

Dr.Fizz: Oh, hello. You’re MePhone, correct?

MeFon!: lol yea haha thats me!!
MeFon!: any updates on my brother?

Dr.Fizz: Not currently, however I will message you if there are any. 

MeFon!: ah, alright :-) 

Dr.Fizz: Have you been feeling alright since the visit?

MeFon!: i guess so?
MeFon!: feels a bit surreal lol

Dr.Fizz: That’s a normal response, it’s good to talk about how you’re feeling with situations like that.
Dr.Fizz: If you ever feel upset, or worse, I suggest talking to someone close to you who can understand the situation, like Taco.

MeFon!: Mhm :) 

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MeFon! and Taco (DMS)
(11:12am)

MeFon!: TACO HES ANOTHER GRAMMAR NERD
MeFon!: WHY DO I NEVER WIN

Taco: Maybe you need to take this as a sign.

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problem children (server)
(sunday, 3:06pm)

milk chocolate: yall ever thnik abt hwi  the name of this server is basicallt a mha reference

emotional support lesbian: No. 

milk chocolate: damn ok just me then…. palm against wall whilst its raining.. Its a full moon tonight taco…

emotional support lesbian: You're a week off.
emotional support lesbian: Also, I’m adding Mic back.

milk chocolate: WAIIT NO

W1LDC4RD just landed. (3:09pm)

W1LDC4RD: hi mepgone 😈

milk chocolate: STOP THIS
milk chocolate: STAY BACK WENCH

W1LDC4RD: ???? WENCH>>?????
W1LDC4RD: RESPECT WOMEN U FREAK OMG 

milk chocolate: i do just not u

W1LDC4RD: OH UR GETTING IT AT SCHOOL BUDDY… UR GETTING IT… 

milk chocolate: :( 

W1LDC4RD: IM GONNA GET SOAP ON YOU…

milk chocolate: STOP THIS.
milk chocolate: last time ur gf looked at me she stared at ne wit h sm hayred i gen think she wanted to spraty santisier in my eyes

W1LDC4RD: SHE DEF DID LMAO
W1LDC4RD: UR LUCKY UR NOT TOIET
harlot: SHE HATES HIM
harlot: .
harlot: changing it mid message is crazy.

milk chocolate: :3
milk chocolate: not wrong

emotional support lesbian: I wonder when we’ll get our normal names as nicknames.

milk chocolate: Neva <3

emotional support lesbian: *Never

milk chocolate: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT.

emotional support lesbian: Bad spelling is a reflection of your character.

milk chocolate: TACO IM DYSLEXIC.

emotional support lesbian: L get better
[MESSAGE DELETED]

milk chocolate: ur first non grammer non fancy messge being that omg stop im so cooked

emotional support lesbian: Whatever do you mean?

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problem children (server)
(monday, 7:03am)

harlot: HOW ARE YALL HERE THIS EARLY EVERY DAY OMG IT WAS A STRUGGLE JUST DOING IT ONCE FOR ME....
harlot: ALSO OMG DO YOU GUYS ALL HAVE MATCHING COOKEI CHARMS?? THATS SO CUTE

white chocolate: ME N TACO GIT THEMMA SWWHUOEL ABCK :D 

harlot: thtS SO CUTE
harlot: SHOKED MEPHONE WEARS HIS>....

milk chocolate: as evil ias i act i do liekt my friends….

dark chocolate: You are not “evil” at all.
dark chocolate: The other day you were freaking out over AI baking videos.

milk chocolate: THEy’RE AEWFUL U CNT BLAME ME OK. 

dark chocolate: You came into my room whilst I was on call with Toilet with tears forming in your eyes.

milk chocolate: lets not talk anout that….
milk chocolate: Toilet ru late

white chocolate: yeshh….. Soz….
white chocolate: stray ctas oni the dway disyatcted me
white chocolate: sooo…ucte :( 

milk chocolate: skull emoji
milk chocolate: HURRY UP IM BORED!!!!

harlot: IS THAT MEPAD

milk chocolate: .WHAT.
milk chocolate: @dark chocolate U NEBRE SAID U WERE COMING IN2 DAY

dark chocolate: I did last night, I believe you were busy texting someone, so you didn’t hear me.

milk chocolate: *face goes red, shyly hides it* i wasn’t distracted!!

emotional support lesbian: What the fuck is wrong with you.

milk chocolate: idk i needed to prove my point

harlot: I SAW HIM PHYSICALLY RECOIL SNEDING THAT IM GONNA PISS 

milk chocolate: STOP IT
milk chocolate: yall have never heard of a commitment to the bit

harlot: MAYBE U NEED TO SOTP BEING SO COMMITED COS ITS RIDIUCLOUS
harlot: UR SCARY TO TALK TO….. >:(

milk chocolate: ok… wtv….. U jst cant handle my freak

emotional support lesbian: I don’t think anyone can.

harlot: WAIT…. IT CAN’T… BE….
harlot: HES TEXTING SOME1 RN AND IS SLIGHTLYYYY PINK IN THE FACE
harlot: HE’S GETTING THE RIZZ ONNNN
harlot: OR HE’S GETTING RIZZED IDK 

emotional support lesbian: Oh really? I miss the best things when I’m not in the classroom.
emotional support lesbian: What does the user say?

harlot: GROUND SOMETHING
harlot: He noticed me looking and averted his phoen…. Ga y freka…

milk chocolate: SHUT UP STOP STOP STIP
milk chocolate: its just a firend  leave me alone stop 

emotional support lesbian: Hm…

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MeFon! and Gr0undF4ce (DMS)
(monday, 7:16am)

MeFon!: MY IRLS R BEING SO ANNOYING RN IM GONNA CRY

Gr0undF4ce: Oh no, why? What's going on?

MeFon!: I JOKINGLY decided to that fuckass rp thing I sometimes do w/yoi so they started bullying me for it
MeFon!: and then Mic saw me texting u and is starting to call me gay and ithgghhh
MeFon!: idkkkk its annoyed me 

Gr0undF4ce: Oh gosh that sucks…
Gr0undF4ce: if it genuinely upsets you, you need to tell them
Gr0undF4ce: No point in complaining if you’re not going to try and do anything to fix it, you know?

MeFon!: yeah..
MeFon!: idk im just kinda sick of being called gay just 4 talking about or to a guy
MeFon!: likeeee i am bi bu t wuerhghhh 

Gr0undF4ce: It might be a more in the moment thing, then?
Gr0undF4ce: Either that or you really need to state boundaries <3

MeFon!: .y..ehah…
MeFon!: OK MOVING ON BACK TO BEFORE
MeFon!: cna isee more of ur flosers???

Gr0undF4ce: I’m assuming you mean flowers but of course ^^
Gr0undF4ce: honestly you ask so much i'm starting to think you just like seeing my face in the images

MeFon!: Perchance
MeFon!: JOKING 

Gr0undF4ce: if you like seeing my face you can just say ;)
Gr0undF4ce: [moreflowers.png]
Gr0undF4ce: there you go!! 
Gr0undF4ce: andddd now im off :( ill ttyl, not sure how long ill be working for <3

MeFon!: talk to you later :,) <3

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(school canteen, monday, 12:45pm)

Mic stretched, yawning as she sat down at their table. ‘Honestly, I was expecting the day to be a lot weirder with MePad around. Him and Toilet are way cuter than I expected.’ There was a pause. ‘We need to keep the gays out of high school.’

MePad turned to her, most of his face obscured by the mask he wore, but concern and confusion still evident in his eyes. ‘...Was that supposed to be a compliment?’ 

She blinked, face shifting into slight panic. ‘Oh, yes- sorry if it sounded weird! Just slight jealousy, I wish my girlfriend would go to the canteen with me… she thinks it’s disgusting so she refuses…’

She let out an overdramatized sigh before beginning to eat. MePad let out a hum of acknowledgement and moved his attention back to Toilet. MePhone looked up from his phone, narrowing his eyes. ‘Lovey dovey boys at the table… you’re drawing stares…’

Taco elbowed him as she glared, earning a high-pitched ‘OUCH!’. ‘We always get stares. We’re not exactly the most normal of friend groups, are we? Plus- a section of the year hates me.’ She rolled her eyes at that. 

MePhone rubbed his shoulder, mumbling under his breath about strong women and weak men. ‘Yeah, well, this is different. They need to stop cuddling at the lunch table.’

Toilet flipped him off, and MePhone let out a gasp of mock offence. ‘Wow. Dating has changed you, Toilet… I don’t even recognise you.’

‘We aren’t cuddling at the lunch table, we are merely sitting next to each other,’ MePad offered, looking away from Toilet to speak.

‘Well, with how gay you are, you might as well be.’

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MeFon! and Gr0undF4ce (DMS)
(monday, 8:16pm)

MeFon!: people are such big haters in this century
MeFon!: cant build a pretty pink house in mc w/a garden before the people start to call u gay…

Gr0undF4ce: over 20 messages 😭 you must like me a lot if youre willing to complain this much lmao

MeFon!: Eh you could say that
MeFon!: What were you working on today?

Gr0undF4ce: riceeeeeeee
Gr0undF4ce: kinda boring today </3 sucks that theres no data out there so i cant message u

MeFon!: well u can talk to me now :P 

Gr0undF4ce: that is true
Gr0undF4ce: how was school today?

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Taco and W1LDC4RD (DMs)
(tuesday, 5:24 pm)

W1LDC4RD: I DIDN’T GET THE CHANCE TO DM YOU YESTEDAY OR TODAY RUHGH I HAVE SMTH TO TELL U
W1LDC4RD: ALSO WHY WEREN’T U IN??

Taco: Ah, sorry for not sending a warning.
Taco: My cat got sick yesterday, so I was offline after school and today I was at the appointment.
Taco: What did you want to talk about?

W1LDC4RD: im not one for gossip but… mepgones crush… >:)

Taco: ??
Taco: Also the first part is a lie, you are one for gossip.

W1LDC4RD: SHHHH
W1LDC4RD: YK HOW HE WAS PINK WHEN TALKING TO HIS FRIEND
W1LDC4RD: I WAS TALKING 2 HIM TODAY AND THE FRIEND IS CALLED FLOORY
W1LDC4RD: I SAW LIKE A TINYYYYY BIT OF A PHOTO FLOORY SENT YESTERDAY AND OMGGGG I DID NOT KNOW MEPHONE HAD A GOOD TASTE IN MEN HES GORGE

Taco: Oh, I’ve heard of Floory.
Taco: They’re pretty good friends from what I’ve heard.

W1LDC4RD: ooooo…
W1LDC4RD: WELL
W1LDC4RD: NEW MISSION UNLOCKED
W1LDC4RD: GET THE YAOI ON!!!

Taco: I think it would be better to leave it as it is, and see how it plays out.
Taco: When the time comes, we can give one or the other a bit of a nudge :) 

W1LDC4RD: OKAY UR RIGHT UR RIGHT
W1LDC4RD: that smile doesnt suit ur texting…
W1LDC4RD: CAN’T BELIEVE HE PULLED A MAN LIKE THAT

Taco: He’s got a sort of charm to him
Taco: I guess people who like losers like MePhone
Taco: Or something similar, because Floory isn’t the only one 

W1LDC4RD: WHAT.

Taco: When we were at the hospital, an intern(?) there got his meecord to update on his brother's condition (Don’t ask for me to elaborate, it isn’t my place.), but we both suspect it was for other reasons as well.

W1LDC4RD: MEPHONES PULLING???????
W1LDC4RD: OH MY GOD.