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'Why is it hot in my room?' Tommy thinks blearily, 'Ah....right the slumber party,' he concludes.

"Tom's you up?" Sans asks, fatigue lacing his voice as always. "Ermm- yeh I'm up, kinda feel like I'm melting into the ground at the moment though mate." Tommy admits, stretching out on the pile.

"welp, I need to get up but tibia honest, I'm melting like a marshmallow in this sleep pile of a sleeping hill of people." Sans snorts, chuckling as he feels the pile shift all at once

"Well-" Tommy starts, "guYss keep quiet m' tired" Tubbo interrupts, yawning into his arm. "Sorry tubs..." Tommy half-heartedly apologizes "m'kay..." Tubbo responds, slowly drifting back to sleep.

"Uhh guys I'm getting a bit squished here...again?-" Ink hesitantly speaks up, shifting weakly in the pile. "...All of you realize I'm being used as a bed and pillow right now...right?" Ranboo pipes up, regretting being born with a 12'3 foot frame.

"Shhh we don't talk about that RaHnBoO." Tommy mocks, digging his chin into Ranboo's shoulder purposefully.

"Hah-" Sans laughs, short and brief, "Is that a passive-agressive insult I smell?" Ranboo sniffs.

"Nah mate, It's just Ink's red paint," Tubbo informs tiredly, his goat horns poking Ranboo's stomach.

"What?" Ink asks confusedly, "what what?-" Tubbo questions, lifting his head

"WAIT- I SPILLED MY RED INK-" Ink screeches in absolute horror, picking his head up from the pile of bodies, "WHAT!?" Tommy screeches, Jumping up onto the wooden beams.

"WHAT!??" Ranboo shouts, immediately sitting up, which wakes everyone else up, the people sleeping on his upper body fall, and the people on the lower half get woken up by bodies flying into them.

"WHA-" Tubbo buzzes out, Error falling onto his wing. "AAHHH!!" Error screams in terror, his Haphephombia being triggered.

"What-" Sans breathes out in shock, "AH SHITT-" Blitzo shouts, Shoto falling on his tail. "Ow." Shoto winces blocking his ears from Error's screaming.

"Ack-" Luffy covers his ears, another attempt to block the screaming. "what..?" Zoro tiredly questions, covering his ears and staring worriedly at Error.

"aH-" Naruto, Sasuke, and Shikamaru startle awake, frantically searching for the problem.

"I GOT IT-" Ink shouts, gaining everyone's attention

"got what iNk-" Shikamaru stumbles as he trips over Ranboo's tail

"My paintbrush!" Ink exclaims, a smile on his face. =D

"IIIINNNNNKKKK???!!!" The group yells, lunging toward him

"HAHAHAHAHA!" He laughs, unaware of his surroundings.

*POOF*

"........."

"WHY THE FAWK DO I HAVE TITS MAN??!!" Tommy shouts, gaping at his chest. "Never thought I'd ever have tits but okay-" Blitzo shrugs, seemingly unbothered.

"Error.exe shutting down." emits from Error.

"Ah, fiddlesticks" Sans sighs with a snap of his fingers.

"Uh- I sure am craving some crisps right now :')" Tubbo says, ignoring the fact he was turned the opposite gender.

"Ooh food!" Luffy exclaims, now hungry for food, ignorant of the changes made to his person.

"Luffy-...I'm a woman now." Zoro states, staring into the wall, "GAHH ZORO??!!" Luffy yells, startled by him.

"Damn everyone is a woman now...what am I gonna tell Stolas? Or my little looney-" Blitzo half-worries, on the floor.

"WHY AM I A WOMAN??" Everyone else shouts at Ink.

"Honestly...I could already turn into a woman...but I don't want to be one forever Dattebayo!!" Naruto shouts, pulling at his hair. "Honestly, the same goes for me..." Sasuke sighs, staring at the ceiling.

"Well, I don't really mind being a woman, it seems fun! but I have to go back to train with-" Goku starts but is cut off by Ranboo. "HAh- I got boobs now-" Ranboo laughs,not paying much mind to it.

"Ranboo?- why doesn't this really phase you? I can understand Blitz but like-" Tommy questions, gesturing with his hands. "Welp, guess the cat's outta the bag- Well!" Ranboo faux cheerily starts to answer.

"Or-" Tommy begins, but is cut off by Blitzo, "Tom's you know me soo well :')" Blitzo fake cries, dramatically fainting into his arms.

"don't don't do that again mate." Tommy threatens, pushing Blitzo out of his arms and gliding a few feet away. "Yep FINEE-" Ranboo turns away, almost deciding not to explain.

"Get on with it/...../erM-/ ??/ Hah, losers-/ This is very interesting!" Everyone else says.

"Well, my Enderman side is more dominant than my other half, right?" Ranboo prompts, gesturing to the Enderman side of his body. "Wow! Really?-" Goku questions in awe, having not really paid attention to it before.

"Well, yeah obviously/ Yup!/ Maybe-/ Wait you have another side?-" The group says, echoing off one another.

"Eh, well my Enderman side doesn't really have gender. Any type of Enderman can have/be both. I just prefer being referred to as "He/they" pronouns." Ranboo shrugs, a bit nervous at the silence he receives or his answer.

Everyone: *They were too stunned to speak-*

"That explains the pronoun pin you wore when we first had a sleepover!" Ink and Luffy cluelessly point out. "INK-" Tubbo, Sasuke, and Goku reprimand, whispering to Ink why that is not okay. "hAh...aH- sorry...-" Ink sheepishly apologises.

"Guys it's fine I guess?-" Ranboo anxiously explains away. "Man Ranboo, you really need to learn to stick up for yourself! Like how I taught my dear Lonney. :)" Blitzo shouts proudly, patting Ranboo on the back.

"Yeah! Ranboo if you wanna be part of my crew you have to stick up for yourself!" Luffy confidently states, crossing his legs as he plops down on the floor.

*insert Ink throwing up Ink on the tile floor*

"Ah shiT- That is disgusting" Blitzo gags, fake wreching as Ink continues throwing up.

"AAAAAAAAHHH!!!" Tommy shouts, jumping ontop of Tubbo, who Jumps ontop of Ranboo. "Awh man, I have to clean that up, don't I...?" Tubbo bemoans, staring at the mess on the floor.

"Ink?-" Luffy worries, stretching his arm out over to put it on Ink's shoulder, a Semi-comforting attempt on his part. "gosh ink?-" Sans frets, stepping over some of the ink to get to Ink himself.

"eW! Ink Dattebayo, why'd you do that??-" Naruto cries, avoiding the pile of ink on the floor. "That is nasty Ink... 0.0" Goku comments, sitting up on his tail to peer over Shoto's shoulder to see the ink on the ground.

"Guys. Did everyone forget...THAT WE ARE WOMEN NOW??? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO OUR WORLDS??-" Shikamaru yells, gaining everyone's attention.

"...ERROR ARE YOU OK???" Ink notices, completely ignoring the fact he threw up ink on the floor.

"AAHHHH/ Error's just rebooting right?- /aH shit, another thing to worry about-/ WHat's gOing on right now??-" Most shout, just now noticing Error along with Ink.

'Error.exe rebooting complete.'

"Oh! He's alive again-" Tommy sighs in relief. "Oh, hi error! :D" Ink grins, leaning over Error.

"...Ink what happened with your red ink?..." Error tiredly asks, getting up off the floor.

"0.0

"What did happen to it?" Ink questions, looking around for it, "Dang I'm going to have to restock now..." Ink sighs, tapping his foot.

"Hey didn't we get woken up because he spilled it?/ Doesn't that make you-" Two wonder,

"Uhh...when I was woken up... I think I accidentallylickeditoffthefloor-" Blizto hastily answers with a wince. "You...WHAT!!?" Ink Yells, shocked beyond relief.

"oH nO-" Error gaps, his fingers getting shaky at the mere thought of what happens when Ink drinks it himself. "No one has ever taken it besides me before..." Ink trails off, now beginning to ponder what'll happen to Blitzo later.

"That is nasty," Ranboo and Goku say hollowly, staring at Blitzo. "Hey! Don't go blaming me, I'm not the one who spilled it, and I didn't do it on purpose either!" He huffs, "The red ink thingy tastes horrible too-" Blitzo finishes, staring at the place where the red ink once was.

"Shishishi! Blitz is funny! XD" Luffy laughs, pointing at him.

"YOU LICKED IT OFF THE GROUND??/WHAT!?/ YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED-/ AHHHHHH/ Are you okay?" Everyone else comments, their brains just now catching up.

"I can confirm he did this, I was sleeping on him and he accidentally licked the floor while falling..." Shoto confirms, looking at Blitzo.

"Huh, you have been pretty quiet for a while Shoto." Goku notices, *Sweeps tail side to side*

"Was I...not supposed to be quiet while everyone was yelling?" Airly mentions, casting his gaze away.

"...hmm...And I thought Ranboo had more confidence and stuff. Candy cane, I have declared that you are now my son and you will be allowed to come to my universe anytime you want." Blitzo states, a proud, dad-like look on his face. "AND YOU MIGHT GET TO MEET LOONEY!! :D" Blitzo says, excitement written on his face.

"Yay new dad!" Shoto loudly whispers happily, a deadpan look on his face.

"Yes new dad! I'm happy for you guys," Sans says sarcastically, "-but...DID EVERYONE FORGET WE ARE WOMEN!?" Sans yells,  turning everyone's attention towards him. "THANK YOU SANS." Shikamaru thanks, glad that someone is sharing the same sentiment.

"Uh...Luffy what do you think swirly brow's gonna think about us being women now?" Zoro wonders aloud, turning to see what his captain has to say. "Maybe we..." Luffy shivers, "-Nah! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!" Luffy shouts proudly, beaming at Zoro.

'Maybe I can better fulfill Kuina's dream...it doesn't matter. Whatever gender I am, or become it doesn't change anything. I'll still be...the best swordsman.' Zoro thinks, "Right Capt'n." Zoro settles with, sending a smirk to his captain.

"Yeah yippee and stuff, can we take a moment to appreciate our feminine looks? I HAVE HAIR NOW YESSS!!" Blitzo shouts in excitement, pointing at his hair.

"Well, zero to nothing has changed at all!" Sans flaunts, earning envious looks.

"I feel heavier than I was before-" Luffy admits, dismissing that train of thought as soon as it arrived.

"Well, let's hope you don't develop dysphoria anytime soon kid." Blitzo drawls, messing around with hair.

"I have longer hair which is odd." Shikamaru comments, slightly gesturing to his hair and how it reaches to his mid-back. "I honestly don't know! My hair is a bit more spikey!" Goku laughs, glancing into a mirror.

"I think it fits you nicely, however, my hair is really long, and my red hair looks more...pinkish. :>" Shoto observes, admiring the fact his hair is a step further to not resembling his father's.

"My hair is shoulder length." Zoro offers, pointing at his hair. "Same here Zoro!" Tubbo points out, excited to have something in common with somebody.

"Now that you mention it, my hair reaches mid-back," Naruto mentions curiously. "Hmm...my tail has a heart at the end instead of being a triangle now!" Blitzo exclaims, picking up his tail and examining it.

"OKAY. Enough talk about that now, we have 5 hours before we go back to our worlds. Expect Sans, Ink, and Error for obvious reasons." Shikamaru brings up, gesturing at the clock they implemented ages ago.

"OH SHII-/ WHAT/ Oh I forgot about that-/ AH/ what is everyone gonna think??/ WAit-" Some react in dread and/or shock.

"Alright everyone calm down, we will probably sort this out." Blitzo offers calmly,

"Yeah, Blitz has a point...but you guys could just call your friends by bird or phone, and tell them to gather in one place. Then appear where you are hiding in that room, or appear out of a nether portal, or a human portal, etc. You get the idea. -•-" Sans says, a 'duh' look on his face.

"Thank you blitz, for reminding everyone." Shikamaru thanks, nodding once at the man.

"Thank youu~" Blitzo draws out, jokingly clinging onto Shikamaru's arm. "gAH-" Shikamaru shouts, instantly substituting away.

"Blitz- my mAn, stop bothering Mr. Receding hairline." Tommy huffs, rolling his eyes as Blitzo shrugs nonchalantly.

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"Blitz, come play some arrow games with me!" Tommy excitedly yells, already running towards outside.

"HELL YEAH!" Blitz shouts, dashing off.

"Wait! Guys I wanna learn that!" Naruto cries, running after them.

"Oh, guys can I join?" Goku asks, hopping onto his nimbus cloud to keep up with them.

"Oh- I wanna play too!!" Tubbo grins, flying over with the use of his bee wings.

"Mmm...fine but no using the callmeyomama or whatever you call them-" Blitz offhandedly waves off, setting up.

"yEs- Thank you!" Goku jumps excitedly, "Ok, stay safe kiddo's!" Sans says, shortcutting back inside.

"...hmmm I-" Ink starts,

"The Call Me Yo What?" Shikamaru repeats, his eyebrow twitching.

"Ink, do you want to watch a telenovela with me?" Error asks, not waiting for a response and already walking over to the T.V.

"MmM sure!" Ink hums, walking over. "Oh! Can me and Sasuke join you guys?" Ranboo asks, poking his head into the room.

"YAEH!" Ink answers for Error, Ranboo and Sasuke enter. Sasuke sits next to Error and Ranboo next to Ink.

"Hey Zoro! Wanna go eat some food?" Luffy offers, "Sure Capt'n," Zoro agrees, following his Captain.

"Hey Inkie! Can you create those worker thingy's?" Luffy asks, his neck slithering inside the room,  "Huh? Oh! Sure Luffy-" Ink absentmindedly agrees, grabbing his broomie.

*splash* *sparkle* *poof*

"Awesome! Thanks Ink!" Luffy grins, retracting his head immediately.

"While we wait on the food how about we do a bit of-" Zoro begins, "Tag your it Zoro!" Luffy laughs, running off immediately.

"Oi!" Zoro shouts, running after his Captain.

.....

"Hey shikamaru, wanna play chess?" Sans asks, "Yes." Shikamaru answers immediately, already heading towards their table.

..............

"Oh my gosh this is so sad...Rebecca how could you? T~T" Ranboo cries,  his Enderman side making the water steam and slightly burn him.

"Nah...I hate martin, why is he trying to seduce Isabella??" Ink grumbles, sinking into the couch at the mere thought of it.

"AND! Why is his brother Diablo trying to seduce Trish?...and her sister SAVANNAH!!??-" Error questions almost hysterically,

"You guys are worried about that!? Isabella is trying to seduce Diablo!!" Sasuke counters, turning his nose up at the screen as Rebecca makes the mistake of confiding within Isabella.

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"Okay kids! Today we are gonna use actual arrows! :D and our target today is a hay dummy!!" Blitzo exclaims happily, showing off his work.

"YEAHH!" Tommy shouts, pumping his bow into the sky, "LET'S GOOO!!" Tubbo screams,  buzzing in anticipation.

"WOOOOO!!!" Goku yells out, his tail wrapping around his bow, "Yay," Shoto mumbles out, a bow in his left hand.

"Thank you, Thank you :)" Blitz grins with a bow, "LETS GET TO SHOOTING ARROWS AT HAY DUMMIES!!!" Tommy interrupts, dragging Tubbo down from his spot in the "sky" of this white void.

"YEAHHHH WOOHOO LETS GOOO!!" Tubbo cheers, letting himself be pulled down.

................

".....Fine. You win, that means the score is now 32 to 17, which means I'm still in the lead." Shikamaru admits defeat, already reassembling the Chess Board.

"I'm just that good U>U" Sans states proudly with his skeleton grin.

..............................

"Alright, everybody here is ready right?" Sans asks, a deadpan stare on his face.

Everyone else: yup!/ Ig/ meh/ yes!/ YeH/ Uh-

"Okay, now everybody line up, we know the drill, and get ready to explain to your universes why you are women!" Sans brings up with his obnoxious grin.

"Ah SHIT!??- Hold on!" Blitz begs, dropping to his knees.

"Wait what?" Goku blankly questions,

"SANS hOLD oN-" Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo begin, a single sweat drop rolling down their faces.

"TwOoOo!!~" Sans sings, rocking on heels, "Zoro..." Luffy nervously whispers. "...Ah what the hell-" Zoro deadpans with a sigh, accepting his fate.

"weEeee" Shoto deadpans, "ONEEE!!" Sans yells out, throwing his hand up in the air.

*Sans uses his blue magic to lift everyone up.*

"Woah!" Goku exclaims.

*Everyone flies into their portals and gets sent back into their worlds*