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The building smelled like ass, literal asses hanging on the wall mounted like taxidermied animals. A green noxious cloud above our heads as we gagged in taking in the stench. My schlorbs welled up like an emptying water dam ready to burst and wipe out an entire town. My tears welled up… ready to burst…. Breaking through the dam with garbled cries and omega like whimpera escaped from my throat duct ventilation system like a sad abandojed plate of butter on hot steaming fried cooked deep fried greasy dripping wet soggy crusty dissolving fast speedy nimble bread doing backflips and avoiding obstacles and evil villians on american ninja warrior.
Tears slipped and slidded out of my ventilation ducks (My face holes) like an over oiled unexplained hole. A big heavy river picked up out of the blue, I tried in vain to bench press it back up into my schlorbs like a sad man at a gym. Slowly a steady stream of big brown dookie slipped out the asses like me after dairy. Quickly like a contestant on survior I made a super good raft, no holes at all 4 day money back guarantee mmm mmmm mmmm! I hopped like a bunny ( wild kratts) onto my super good leak free raft that I promise has only 12 holes that need to be sucked out like a fountain water spout hot spring with the hot spring monekeys (Macaca fascicularis) ooo ooo aaaa aaaa!! 🐒 🐵
I slipped and slided out of a big round asshole gushing like a tub
Spout, like a garden hose on jet mode. I landed in a puddle of slick and other viscous liquids unknown to my inate sense of taste and smell. Wild ronin. To my left i could see a very slippery and glisterning staircase
(AN: I need to shit :( )
(A2N : Me too)
with a sign on the every corner around the wet dripping, sploooging door dripping and saucing everywhere. The door spoke to me in a sexy aroused voice whispering sexy offerings to me. I lurked closer stalking my prey like a snow leopard in the sahara desert coming closer till i realized it was dripping lube and slick ;) heat slick. “Come over here baby, step on me make me splooge baby ~” I took 3 steaparoonies up the steppies and slipped and sunk into the flesh efore being swept down the steps, it felt like being reborn. Wild roni
“ Harder gingerbread spiced daddy!! Im gonna sauce!” I said absolutely saucing on every crevice of the room. My jaw dropping in the absolute heaven of saucing for five hundred thousand, twenty five hundred and six hundred minutes, creating another dwelling for wamp creatures of the black lagoon… (dun Dun DUN!!)
My mouth watering like a Saucy Baby, drool dripping down my chin creating a waterfall of sauce dripping down my throat. I steeled my sauce generators, sure to keep it stored for pookiekins later. I kept sauntering down the long scary crazy lightless spooky 10 mile long hallway dripping blood and unknown stikcy juices. Wild roni . I thankfully had my specially made padlocked armor, you know…. For my kookie crazy saucing metal underwear dripping like the an oasis of eter-anal fountain of sauce… the trees reminding me of my absolute hottie of a boydriend like that time that he wipped out the washington monument out of his sauce enclosure. I slid and slimed down the hakkway and turned like a funny two d character running into a wall but it wasnt a wall it was a naohther hallway . meow wild cat roni meow :3 I turnbed the cornew seeing my pookie schmookie as well getting a big ol kweeff and jumping 50 ft into the air.