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Ace: I think I’m bi
Sneeze: which one?
Ace: what do you mean which one?
Hayley: Bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar?
July “Queen of Clubs”: I know, a Bitch
Alt/ (swap July & Ace)
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Sneeze’s Mom: I know you snuck out last night Stephen.
Sneeze’s mind: QUICK, PLAY DUMB!
Sneeze: Who’s Stephen?
Sneeze’s mind: NOT THAT DUMB!
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Hayley: Hey, Goldie, keep an eye on the boys, with the way their acting right now one of them is gonna get themselves punched
Goldie: Yeah sure, I’d love to watch them get punched.
Hayley: …try again….
Goldie: Fine. I’ll TRY to stop it.
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Sneeze: Will you marry me?
Hayley: Oh my god ye-
Sneeze: it’s cool if you say no tho
Hayley: Sneeze, I will absolutely mar-
Sneeze: Like it’s completely ok, sorry for the inconvenience
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Hiccup: Did…di*hic* you just flirt with me?
Ace: Have been since middle school, get with the program.