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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓

@prince_perseus

i eat blue food and argue with gods for a living

234 Following・434M Followers

𖡡 NYC

Annabeth Chase ✓

@annabethchase

Daughter of Athena | Architecture Lover

424 Following・307M Followers

𖡡 New York

Piper ✓

@pipes_mclean

yes my dad’s famous too 🏳️‍🌈🍉

1,094 Following・410M Followers

𖡡 Oklahoma

Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓

@OracleRachel

i can see your future

3,408 Following・512M Followers

𖡡 concrete jungle where dreams are made of

local arsonist

@boyonfire

all the lads and ladies love leo

6,328 Following・234.5K Followers

𖡡 the camp

jason grace

@lightningboy

Amnesia - 1 | raised by wolves - 1 | jason - 0

535 Following・153.9K Followers

𖡡 not camp jupiter

Praetor Hazel Levesque ✓

@praetor_levesque

Daughter of Pluto | Favored of Hecate | Praetor of the Twelfth Legion

33 Following・2.4M Followers

𖡡 Camp Jupiter

Praetor Frank Zhang ✓

@praetor_zhang

Son of Mars | Legacy of Neptune | Praetor of the Twelfth Legion

25 Following・2.2M Followers

𖡡 Camp Jupiter

Phoebus Apollo

@apollo

"Solar Flare" streaming now on Spotify!

490 Following・112M Followers

𖡡 Olympus ・Delos

Will ☀️

@will.i.a.solace

not a doctor don’t ask me medical advice

872 Following・178.3K Followers

𖡡 long island 

Prince Niccolo ✓

@prince_nico

Son of Hades

5 Following・2.8M Followers

𖡡 The Underworld

supreme lord of the bathroom 🔒

@seaweedbrain

sometimes i wonder how i’m still alive

124 Following・73 Followers

𖡡 screaming

frank 🔒

@verified_furry

my life depends on wood i’m not doing ok

22 Following・45 Followers

𖡡 canada

Grover Underwood ✓

@lordofthewild

Chosen One of Pan | Leader of Council of Cloven Elders

2,746 Following・784.3K Followers

𖡡 The Natural World・🔗linktree

convis stoll

@stollmyheart

thief for hire

197 Following・2.4K Followers

𖡡 doing something totally not illegal

Poseidon ✓

@Poseidon

God of the Seas | Father to @prince_perseus

10 Following・234M Followers

𖡡 Atlantis

ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify

@apolloslyre

check out pinned tweet | apollo stan twitter rise

4.3K Following・110.4K Followers

𖡡 18・she/her ・free palestine

Kalia

@taylorswift_taylorsversion

still in the asylum where they raised me | stream TTPD | Debut TV WHEN?

5.2K Following・113.8K Followers

𖡡 she/they・22

Georgie 🗡️

@percysgraystreak

supporting percy’s rights and wrongs 

987 Following・22.5K Followers

𖡡 they/she・24

marci 💙

@percabethlover4ever

all things percy/annabeth

2,356 Following・3.7K Followers

𖡡 she/her・18・New York City

Isla

@mcleanonmeplease

on my knees praying for piper mclean

1,024 Following・1.8K Followers

𖡡 they/them || 22

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓

@prince_perseus:

Me and Jason are starting game of thrones and everyone keeps referring to royalty as your grace he’s never going to live this down

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: WAIT ARE THESE TWO TWINS GETTING BUSY THIS IS VERY GREEK MYTHOLOGY CODED

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: silent tag to Zeus and Hera amiright #dontmarryyoursister

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: this show slays I swearrr tag yourself I’m a stark

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: NOOOO NED HE SAYS ONE SASSY THING AND GETS BEHEADED IVE SURVIVED ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: “ur lover or ur brother” he’s so me coded

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@lolasunday: watching Percy Jackson go down the game of thrones pipeline is crazy

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@lizziesb: someone tag me when he gets to the red wedding

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@targetshopper373: now watch house of the dragon. and then tell me you’re team black because I know you are

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus:

Someone told me to live tweet this episode idk why i’m joined with jason (grace) and my bestest friend who i would walk through fire for, and annabeth

Annabeth Chase ✓— @annabethchase: ouch, but i should know i’d always come second to the goat 😤

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Annabeth Chase ✓— @annabethchase: and that’s literal goat not the metaphysical goat

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: wow marrying for love and not alliances, that’s what life is all about @zeus @hera @poseidon

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: let my sisters get divorced 2k24

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: why do these strings kinda slay? Imagine if every time something dramatic happened apollo was just in the corner with his damn lyre

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Phoebus Apollo — @apollo: i already am you just can’t see me

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: get out of my thread

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: i don’t get it, why is she freaked out about the armor? Shouldn’t u be wearing armor wherever you go??? People die every few minutes

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: NOOOO THE BABY

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: ROBB STARK U WERE TOO HANDSOME FOR THIS

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: NOT THE WOLVES

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jason grace — @lightningboy: RIP TO THE WOLVES

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jason grace — @lightningboy: rip lupa you would’ve hated the red wedding ):

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: arya’s right outside too, finally a chance to reunite and she’s still alone

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: they’re breaking GUEST RIGHT

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@lilypad324: extremely common red wedding reaction

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓

@prince_perseus: 

wow the ending sucked 

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: justice for queen Daenerys stormborn of house Targaryen 

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: we were both born during storms (though my dad caused my storm he was stressed as heck chill out bro) maybe we’re kindred spirits

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frank 🔒— @verified_furry: that’s a big word Perseus

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓

@prince_perseus:

announcing that I am in fact team black. I serve my queen Rhaenyra Targaryen first of her name 🫡🙇‍♂️🖤

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: legally i am a bastard but i’m the best prince atlantis has seen in millenia

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: too bad triton doesn’t believe in mortals or mortal tech now he can’t see me talking shit on main

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@pepinthestep: does he think we're imaginary or something ?

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: I too would kill my enemy’s (kronos’s) child/heir (Zeus) or my other enemy’s (Zeus’s) child (ares) in a war if they killed my child first and I wouldn’t feel bad about it 😤

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: or honestly just because no need for a revenge motive

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: for legal reasons this is a joke

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Poseidon ✓— @poseidon: You cannot hear me but I am sighing exasperatingly.

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@jennyaira: the entire eastern coast can tell bucko

Percy’s not my type:

Rachel: is anyone here even team green???

Leo: *cough* Piper *cough*

Piper: LIES AND SLANDER

Piper: can’t help it if olivia cooke is beautiful

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓

@prince_perseus:

@pipes_mclean is team green cancel her everybody

[Attached screenshot showing above conversation]

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Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: NO ITS NOT TRUE

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Isla — @mcleanonmeplease: i trusted you queen 😪

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Piper ✓

@pipes_mclean: 

I don’t want to be gay on main but I just watched Bridgerton season 3 part 2 and holy fucking shit Penelope is so hot

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Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: she had me clawing at the screen I feel blessed by Aphrodite that I got to see her boobs like holy hera 🥵

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Bea — @trixareforcuties: she’s prettier than Aphrodite

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local arsonist — @boyonfire: WHOA

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dommy mommy — @nicsthebest: NOT COOL BRO

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Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: not putting those vibes out in the universe (obligatory my mom’s the fairest of them all but my girl’s a close second)

Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean:

everytime I look at my mom I’m going to see Penelope’s face reflected back at me this is why I avoid her 😭

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Mariana — @notthetrench: do you know if Aphrodite watches bridgerton, it seems like she’d eat it up

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Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓ — @OracleRachel: my bets are that Aphrodite likes season 2 and queen charlotte the best (they’re very lovely) and Eros likes seasons 1&3 (they’re hornier)

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supreme lord of the bathroom 🔒— @seaweedbrain: all my homies hate Eros 😤

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Will ☀️— @will.i.am.solace: real

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jason grace — @lightningboy: real

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Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓ — @OracleRachel: real

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local arsonist — @boyonfire: are you even allowed to watch bridgerton? wouldn’t that mess with your vows?

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Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓ — @OracleRachel: bold of u to assume that me and Apollo don’t watch it together

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Phoebus Apollo — @apollo: our movie nights are the best 😌

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VICKtorious — @vicky3729: favorite szn right now

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Phoebus Apollo — @apollo: honestly season 3 was the gayest, but queen charlotte has my heart. Sometimes I’m surprised that Shonda rhimes isn’t a child of mine because she always brings me to tears

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VICKtorious — @vicky3729: omg have you watched scandal

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Phoebus Apollo — @apollo: by Leto yes, “Speaking to me is a privilege! You do not have privileges!” I swear Shonda stole that from my old days

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Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: my dad is ingrained in everything shonda has ever worked on

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Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: @OracleRachel likelihood that miss shonda is a long lost sibling that dad forgot about?

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Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓ — @OracleRachel: greater than 0

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Phoebus Apollo — @Apollo: 😉😏

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Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: ew

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus:

me every time I see ares

[Attached: video of Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Euphoria’ song, the artist saying ‘i hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk’]

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: me every time I see Zeus

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: me every time I see Hera

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Annabeth Chase ✓ — @annabethchase: are you going to do this all day???

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: maybe 🤷

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Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: Frank every time Leo opens his mouth

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frank 🔒 — @verified_furry: and I stand by it 

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local arsonist — @boyonfire: >:0

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus:

me to Zeus

[Attached: video of Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ song, the artist saying ‘certified lover boy certified pedophile’]

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jason grace — @lightningboy: the thunder in the streets is alarming

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local arsonist — @boyonfire: what else is new

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Annabeth Chase ✓ — @annabethchase: the truth but at what cost

“Prince” Percy 🔱

@prince_perseus:

me when my dad and uncles try to force me on another quest because the all powerful, immortal gods can’t do something

[Attached: video of the song ‘Like That’ with Kendrick Lamar saying ‘Motherfuck the big 3, it’s just big me’]

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Thalia — @lieutenant.grace: HA

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Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: screaming

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Poseidon — @poseidon: Whilst half of me wants to yell, this is rather amusing, son.

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: Poseidon approved nice

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓

@prince_perseus:

Me when the gods try and fail to quest

[Attached: video of Kendrick Lamar’s song ‘Not Like Us’ with the artist saying ‘they not like us’]

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: this one’s for you @apollo

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Phoebus Apollo — @Apollo: 😧

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Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓ — @OracleRachel: throwback to when he was crying pissing shitting everyday as a mortal

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Phoebus Apollo — @Apollo: slander

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Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: unfortunate tea from the oracle here

TRENDING ON TWITTER

manhattan solar flare

Kendrick

Percy’s not my type:

Clarisse: fan fucking tastic Percy it’s hot as balls outside now

Piper: great work dude, savior of Olympus my ass 🙄

Percy: IT WAS MAINLY RACHEL AND WILL

Annabeth: take the L seaweed brain

Stevie | carrd in pinned

@stevestrees:

thanking ares and Apollo for Kendrick Lamar tbh 

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Ian 🏳️‍🌈 — @trulyian: shoutout also to Nike and nemesis i feel like they’re involved somehow

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓

@prince_perseus: 

BRO we just finished recording a reaction video for avatar the last airbender and I forgot how fucking sick that show is

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: you’ll see more of this later but here’s a sneak preview 😉

[video attached: Percy Jackson has used hydrokinesis to gather water from the sink doing Katara’s waterbending octopus move from ATLA]

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JJ — @juliennejameson close enough, welcome back Sifu Katara

Greenie — @littlegreenbean: do you rep the north or South Pole?

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: camp half blood is soooo South Pole coded (everyone died young but we have a lot of fun)

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Greenie — @littlegreenbean: damn that’s dark 😭

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Annabeth Chase ✓ — @annabethchase: unfortunately very accurate

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: ok one more but this is iconic

[video attached: camera going between Jason and Thalia grace as they each attempt to summon lightning like in ATLA. Thalia gathers a bolt and shoots it at Jason, who tries and fails to redirect the lightning, instead ending up on the ground, twitching and electrocuted. In the background, Annabeth is yelling for a healer]

Evie — @plantsarefriends: IS HE OK

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: he’s alive

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local arsonist 🔥 — @boyonfire: someone wasn’t listening to uncle iroh’s lesson

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Des — @desireees: isn’t that your boyfriend?

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local arsonist 🔥 — @boyonfire: lol yea

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Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: you ppl give me gray hairs

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓— @prince_perseus: real

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Annabeth Chase ✓— @annabethchase: what would you know about gray hairs william

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓

@prince_perseus:

You see how my dad doesn’t try to kill my friends when we go for a swim? Very demure. Very mindful. Very considerate. My uncle Z could never relate.

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: you see how my godly stepmother doesn’t try to kill my mom or me when she finds out about our existence? Very cutesy. Very mindful. Very demure. She doesn’t do too much like demanding my mom sacrifice me in the woods to the wolves when I’m a toddler. Very considerate.

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jason grace — @lightningboy: i see the subtweet ok

jason grace

@lightningboy:

You see how I don’t try to attack every deity I meet? Very demure. Very considerate. Very mindful. I don’t go around boasting how I could beat up every single deity in the pantheon (even though I definitely could). Very mindful of me. Very demure.

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local arsonist 🔥 — @boyonfire: eat him up babe

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: touche

Annabeth Chase ✓

@annabethchase: 

You see how Sally Jackson doesn’t let her new husband kick Percy out of the house and always supports him whenever there are greek problems. Very mindful, very considerate. She doesn’t let her new partner bully her seven year old to the point that she runs away. Very demure.

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Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: do you need to talk?

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Thalia — @lieutenantgrace: annabeth i’m coming over.

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Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓ — @OracleRachel: an annabeth trauma dump online is rare omgs

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Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: @dionysus

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dio 🍷|| pray for cult information ✓ — @dionysus: annie bell we have a new session on the books for monday

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Annabeth Chase ✓ — @annabethchase: fuck.

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local arsonist 🔥 — @boyonfire: ooooo she’s in trouble. 

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Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: you see how leo teases annabeth when he has just as much if not more trauma. Not very mindful, not very considerate, not very demure. Actually it was very demonic, very delusional. 

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local arsonist 🔥 — @boyonfire: very demure callout of yours, very appropriate

Poseidon ✓

@Poseidon:

Do all of you mortals witness how I would never attack my brother’s children simply for existing? Quite demure. Quite mindful. Quite considerate.

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frank 🔒— @verified_furry: did percy tweet this?

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: offended that you think this is what i sound like

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Poseidon ✓ — @Poseidon: I too understand internet lingo young zhang.

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frank 🔒 — @verified_furry: … how did he get access to my private spam

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Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓ — @OracleRachel: he’s in the walls

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus:

half of me wants zeus to get a twitter so i can tag him, but the other half fears for my life if he were to see the shit i say, which i think would lead to the end of the world

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tyler — @grilledcheesus: why doesn't he have an account like everyone else?

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: tbh i think he’s elitist and thinks he’s better than most mortals

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tyler — @grilledcheesus: not considerate or mindful at all ty

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Annabeth Chase ✓ — @annabethchase: i pray everyday that they never find out about twitter i fear we’d all end up in the underworld early

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Percy’s not my type:

Percy: I have a crazy idea

Jason: uh oh

Frank: fuck, it may be time to abandon our positions

Annabeth: percy please don’t cause any explosions

Percy: no one has any faith in me anymore 

Percy: i just want to do a tiktok 😪

Percy: it’ll be fun and relatable

Hazel: do you even know what those words mean

Frank: oooo burn

Leo: frank that was unfunny

Frank: shut it you hobbit

Piper: LMFAO SCREECHING

Piper: GET HIM AGAIN PLS

Percy: nooo what about my tiktok idea

Rachel: *sigh* if we must

[Video filmed: portrait mode filmed on L-Phones (patented by Leo Valdez) landscapes changing constantly as every clip is filmed in a different location, starring different people. Demigods, and friends, are staring at the camera, holding a bag of candy and talking about their trauma, with completely straight faces, like that is completely normal]

My name is Percy and one time my aunt kidnapped me from my room and put me in a medically induced coma for six months, only to steal my memories and send me across the country to fight monsters and bridge the gap between the two camps. I brought blue ripple strings. 

My name is Grover and I was forced to wear a wedding dress and pretend to be a cyclops who wanted to marry Polyphemus so he wouldn’t kill me. Then he found out I was a goat and tried to roast me with a mango salsa. I brought the tin cans. 

[not a candy Grover!]

[They are if they were sour patch soda cans!]

My name is Annabeth and my former brother tricked me into holding up the sky for over a day, literally, something no mortal has ever accomplished before. I brought the skittles. 

My name is Clarisse and when I got the opportunity to lead my first quest, Percy Jackson stowed away on my boat, causing my father to get so mad that he said he wished he chose one of his sons instead. Then he punched me in the face and it hurt because he’s the god of war and can throw a good punch. I brought cherry clusters. 

I’m Piper and a few days after I learned I was a demigod, my dad was kidnapped by the earth goddess to use as a bargaining chip, even though he didn’t even know I was a half blood, and promptly lost his mind. I have berry gummy worms. 

My name is Jason and my mom gave me away to the wolf goddess when I was a toddler because Juno appeared to her in a dream and told her she had to or else we would all die, and I spent most of my life as a child soldier because of this. I brought M&Ms. 

[this is a FRUIT CANDY SALAD JASON]

I’m Thalia and instead of my dad saving me from the Furies that my uncle H sent to kill me, he turned me into a pine tree for five years, and I remained a tree until my ex-friend decided to poison me. I brought butterfly gummy candies. 

My names Annabeth and my former brother after trying to kill me and my friends multiple times, came by my house and said he regretted everything, and that he would die soon if we didn’t run away together. Then he killed himself in front of me a year later. I brought peach rings. 

I’m Drew and my sister willingly sold secrets to the Titan army and got many of us killed, then I said she wasn’t a good person even if she changed sides in the end, but somehow that made me the bad guy. I brought sweethearts candy. 

My name is Pollux and I saw my twin brother murdered in front of me during the Battle of Camp Half-Blood. I brought the coke gummies. 

I’m Percy and my first time meeting my dad, after I had just stopped a war between him and his brother, he told me he was sorry I was born and that I was a mistake. I brought the blue gummy shark candies. 

I’m Clarisse and when my sapphic situationship’s boyfriend died she felt so guilty that she stole my armor, led my cabin into battle, and immediately died. It was then revealed that she was a spy for the Titan army and she was the reason her boyfriend died. I brought sour straws. 

I’m Chris and one time my brother sent me on a quest through the labyrinth on my own to find a way into camp half blood so he could attack, knowing I’d go insane. And then I did. I brought candy corn. 

[Ew why?]

My name is Hazel and my mother sold us out to the earth goddess in the 1940s, and I had to die to stop her from rising. Then in the underworld, I was forced to wander the fields of Asphodel for decades with all my memories until my brother broke me out. I brought strawberry hard candies. 

I’m Frank and the fates decided I would be too powerful so they gave my parents a lot of wood that my lifeline would be tied to. When I was 17, we had to burn that wood to free Thanatos from chains, and I almost died because of it. And I have sour patch kids. 

I’m Leo and I died in a fiery explosion to save the world. Don’t worry, I came back. I have airheads.

I’m Annabeth and I ran away from home when I was seven because my dad and his new wife didn’t believe me when there were monster attacks and spiders out to kill me, even though my dad knew I was a demigod and the myth of Arachne and Athena. I brought nerd clusters. 

I’m Percy and my ex-stepdad was so abusive my mom turned him to stone with Medusa’s head and sold the statue to a gallery so she could afford a new apartment. I brought blue sour straws. 

My name is Jason and I still have gaps in my memory from when Juno kidnapped me, erased my memory, and sent me to Camp-Half Blood to bridge the gaps between two camps because I didn’t get a cool memory potion like Percy. I brought lifesaver gummies. 

My name’s Rachel and my first ever quest was leading Percy and Annabeth through the labyrinth where I saw Kronos rise for the first time, and had to use my blue hairbrush to stop him from killing us. I have Mike n Ikes.

I’m Will and I’ve watched most of my siblings die over the years, most recently during the collapse of the Williamsburg bridge, caused by Percy during a battle, and moments after my brother died, Percy grabbed me and forced me to operate on his girlfriend with a dire stab wound. I brought airheads. 

My name is Percy and I fell into Tartarus with my girlfriend, and I brought the blue raspberry sour rings. 

My name is Annabeth and I fell into Tartarus with my boyfriend, and I brought the sour Haribo bears. 

My name is Will and I went to Tartarus with my boyfriend to further our relationship. I brought the watermelon sour candies. 

My name is Nico. I was kidnapped in Tartarus by giants, and once I escaped I willingly went back years later. I brought hard caramels. 

Trending on Twitter:

Demigod Trauma Salad

TARTARUS

Who’s the brother?

Georgie 🗡️ — @percysgraystreak: I’m trying to have a normal day on Twitter but then the demigods come around trauma dumping again and nothing can be normal and fun anymore

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local arsonist 🔥 — @boyonfire: sorry that our trauma isn’t funny enough for you 🙄

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Georgie 🗡️ — @percysgraystreak: maybe i just want you all to go to therapy pls

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Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: there’s only so much dionysus can do for us

Olive — @gardeningfood: oh so yall are dealing with super villains because some of these are diabolical 😭 what do you mean hold up the sky?

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Melissa — @user95085393740: like that is DIABOLICAL BEHAVIOR

Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓ — @OracleRachel: before you ask, no they are not ok 🤍but this is a fun way to pretend they are

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Cathy :) — @catherinenoble: are you ok?

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Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓ — @OracleRachel: i got the easy deal (i paint and have visions)

talia | new album out now — @taliastreats:

@will.i.am.solace my brother in christ (zeus?) what do you mean you went to literal hell to further your relationship with your bf??? 

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Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: we would’ve had to go anyway, but you know two birds one stone!

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talia | new album out now — @taliastreats: i simply don’t know what to say to that

gracie 🍉 — @graceisbased: in high school, i used to wish i was the chosen one. now that is not the case 😭

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“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: can confirm it is not fun 😭

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gracie 🍉 — @graceisbased: i wish you peace and happiness because this is crazy

Isla — @mcleanonmeplease: please and i thought my therapist thought i was insane!!! my life is so normal thank the gods i love having normal 20 something year old problems with only a sprinkle of trauma

Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo:

[Attached video of the above script]

why was I not invited :/

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Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: you’re not funny enough

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Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: what’s this then?

[Attached: Video (filmed horizontally, on olympus, each of the gods wearing modern clothes in their preferred mortal-sized forms, talking to the camera, saying the following:

Hi my name is Apollo and my father recently turned me mortal and forced me to fight for my life because he blamed me for the war with the giants, never mind that it was his wife who kidnapped his son and nephew and stole their memories. I brought the ambrosia squares. 

Hi my name is Hermes and my son hated me so much that he started a war to wipe out the Olympians and became the host body for my evil grandfather to spite me. I brought these abalone candies that I stole from Uncle. 

My name is Dionysus and 2 of my children have died in the past few years due to war and I have had to sit by and watch it happen as a punishment. I have this beautiful bottle of 2005 domaine de la romanée-conti that I can’t even drink without my father attempting to strike us down. 

I’m Artemis and I don’t want to be here. 

You have to say something!

Fine! My name is Artemis and my lieutenant of millennia died at her father’s hand, and knew what would happen in order to save my life, yet went willingly to her death. I have roasted partridge. 

I’m Apollo and everyone who I’ve ever experienced soul crushing love with has died and turned into a plant of some sort to preserve my never ending love. I have frozen grapes from the vines of Delos]

Will ☀️ — @will.i.an.solace: that’s not even a candy salad. Do better. 

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Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: 😪

ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify — @apolloslyre: maybe being hot and immortal forever isn’t worth it :(

plutoshies — @plutoshies: oh so everyone has miserable lives !!!

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Associated Press ✓

@APNews:

Donald Trump has been elected 47th president of the United States.

> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: IM BEING SO SERIOUS WHO VOTED FOR THIS CUNT UNFRIEND ME NOW IF YOU DID

Percy’s not my type:

Percy: Rachel I thought you were being sarcastic

Rachel: I didn’t actually know i swear to apollo

Rachel: I was just trying to get out the vote

Annabeth: why are we all registered in safe states what’s that about

Will: I’M registered in texas i did my civic duty

Will: can’t be blamed if my neighbors hate gay people AND the greeks

Piper: sorry for your loss rip

Nico: sorry i’m legally 100 they won’t let me vote

Piper: its hard for native folx to vote out here rip

Frank: IM CANADIAN I CANT REGISTER ANYWHERE

Frank: now is anyone going to explain wtf an electoral college is

Hazel: don’t get me started i swear to pluto

Camp counselors create chaos:

Stoll 1: soooo….

Annabeth: absolutely not

Clarisse: come on i think it’ll be funny

Annabeth: YOU CANNOT STEAL A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

Percy: annabeth, let him cook.

Katie: well i don’t believe in fighting wars so we may just have to let the stolls get to work

Annabeth: you need a better plan. don’t put it in writing, i’ll be there in 30.

Piper: that’s the annabeth i know and love

Percy: on a slightly sadder note: stay inside pls and tell your cabins not to travel long distances, we don’t know what’ll happen in the upcoming days, especially to people who are known as demigods

Percy: and if there’s anyone weird outside the magical border, well don’t talk to them, get chiron or mr d 

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓

@prince_perseus:

Hey donald, you should swear on the styx about something and then break it ,, idk i hear that’s all the rage nowadays

> “Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: or we can just duel idc whatever floats your boat

>> Georgie 🗡️— @percysgraystreak: and when percy jackson defeats trump in hand-to-hand combat then what republicans

>>> Kenneth Jordan — @kennethjordan: he’ll be arrested as is expected of all you deviants

>>>> Poseidon ✓ — @Poseidon: i dare anyone to try to arrest my son, they will suffer the consequences

>>>>> “Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: aw thanks dad so based

gracie 🍉 

@graceisbased:

reasonable crashout on my timeline today was hoping it’d be elon musk however 

> gracie 🍉 — @graceisbased: i am part of the crashout i seriously can’t believe yall are still racist

>> Usha | free palestine — @ushasword: i can but damn they can at least be quiet and shameful about it

screaming alone together

@finalgirls:

lmaooo this is great 😭😭😭 laughing so i don’t cry 😭😭😭 i don’t want my rights gone 😭😭😭

> sandy’s sea shells — @sandonthebeach: 😭😭😭 don’t think its working 😭😭😭

Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓:

@OracleRachel:

And without further ado, here is my list of the people/deities who i would’ve preferred win (list gets more unhinged as it goes on):

> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel

Kamala Harris (obvi), Joe Biden (im sorry we disappointed you gramps), michelle obama (mother i’m REALLY SORRY), Bernie (yall remember feel the bern?), Hestia (no explanation needed), Athena (would honestly fix this country in 3 business days), Dionysus (inauguration would’ve gone crazy), Demeter (climate change would be over), Hera (girlboss even when she’s hating), Zeus (runs his empire with an iron fist), Kronos (would’ve never let this happen), Gaia (should’ve destroyed the world LMAO piper why did you send her back to sleep)

>> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: damn so if i let gaia destroy the world we would’ve never been in this predicament my apologies

>> local arsonist 🔥 — @boyonfire: hey i died for that last one !!

>>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: so sorry that was a mistake on your part she should’ve destroyed the world and razed the earth

>> “Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: LMAOOOO should’ve let kronos win he would’ve NEVER let this slide

>>> Poseidon ✓ — @Poseidon: Perseus.

>>>> “Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: Father.

>> Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: i cannot believe my evil grandfather made the list but i did not

>>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: should’ve voted for Kamala then

>>>> Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: rachel i am several millennia old and greek
>>>>> Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: all i’m hearing are excuses

>> masha | check linked for support group info — @nobitezforyou: demigods and co: wow we fought two wars to make sure these ancient gods wouldn’t destroy the world

also demigods and co: still would’ve made a better president than trump bring them back

Richard 🇺🇸

@godsaveamerica:

Its time to send these gods back to where they came from with our president back in office

> Prince Niccolo ✓ — @prince_nico: L + ratio + you suck ass + hope you die in a fire + can’t wait to reap your soul

>> jason grace — @lightning boy: LMAO THEY GOT NICO OUT HERE ON MAIN

>> “Prince” Percy 🔱 — @prince_perseus: get him again for me ghost king

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓

@prince_perseus:

Once upon a time i was retired and now i realize atlantis is going to want me on the front lines because there’s no chance for peaceful talks with a polluter like him

> “Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: and tbh i don’t want peaceful talks i want to curb stomp him and dropkick him into the ocean (for legal reasons this is a joke)

> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: and when y’all realize percy can blood bend then what

>> “Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: and my beautiful fiancee gave me permission to use it 🥰

>>> Link — @lincolns6481463: only betas ask for permission

>>>> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: it’s always the omegas pretending to be alphas putting down betas smh

>>>>> Isla — @mcleanonmeplease: the only saving grace on this terrible day is that piper knows what the omegaverse is

>>>>>> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: obviously i wasn’t raised by wolves

>>>>>>> jason grace — @lightningboy: and wtf is that supposed to mean

(Used to) like percy jackson:

Rachel: ANNABETH IM SCARED

Rachel: THESE VISIONS ARE TERRIFYING

Annabeth: any prophecies?

Rachel: noooo but certain flashes of death and destruction

Annabeth: so any usual tuesday then

Annabeth: have nico bring you to the stoll’s, we’ve got work to do.

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Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo:

First try first grammy #godsdoitbetter

> Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: rigged

>> ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify — @apolloslyre: ntm on my future baby daddy mr. solace

>>> Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: for the love of every single deity, no

>>>Phoebus Apollo — @Apollo: hey ;)

>>>> ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify — @apolloslyre: ahhhhh *smooth* hey ;)

>>>>> Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: NO NOT ON MY TIMELINE

>>>> Kayla — @k_knowsitall: DAD NO LEAVE THE STANS ALONE

Remi

@notarat:

HOW DID APOLLO MANAGE TO BEAT THEM ALL FOR BEST NEW ARTIST WHEN HE’S 1000 YEARS OLD 😭😭THIS CAN’T BE THE FIRST TIME HE’S WON A GRAMMY I S2GS

Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓

@OracleRachel

I wish i could say apollo cheated, but unfortunately his album was fantastic and he deserved the two awards lmao 

> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: she’s saying this under duress because he took her to the grammys as his plus one

>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓ — @OracleRachel: NOT TRUE

>>> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: so you aren’t at the grammys in this gorgeous green chanel gown

>>>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓ — @OracleRachel: no comment

> Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: What do you mean you wish you could say I cheated?

>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓ — @OracleRachel: i think you know what i mean

Hermes ✓

@hermes:

i was the first in the family to get a grammy, let us all remember that

> Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: I hate you

>> Hermes ✓ — @Hermes: i know, but i already have more grammys than i know what to do with. maybe i’ll lend them to you one day

> India — @indiesjournals: wait why does hermes have a grammy?

>> tyler — @grilledcheesus: dude, he's also lin-manuel miranda

>>> India — @indiesjournals: since when!?!?

>>>> tyler — @grilledcheesus: since he first started making musicals, idk??

>>>>> India — @indiesjournals: WHY?

>>>>>> Riley 🤍 — @peasantsoffrance: apparently he wanted to win a bet

percy’s not my type:

Leo: is it me or did the temperature just raise by like 20 degrees

Hazel: great what did percy do now

Percy: i am minding my own business on my couch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel: look at those exclamation points he’s telling a lie

Thalia: perseus what did you do???

Percy: ahhhh

Annabeth: in rare defense of my fiance, he’s completely innocent

Piper: wow she’s only saying that because she loves him

Annabeth: Repeat that for me?

Piper: … no i’m so sorry ma’am.

Annabeth: I thought so.

Will: in other news, the snow will be gone soon if hermes keeps this up (:

Trending on Twitter :

Summer in February!

Grammy Awards

Hermes

           trending with ‘Lin-Manuel Miranda’

Apollo

“Please turn down the heat!”

BEYONCE

gracie 🍉

@graceisbased

with all this talk about apollo and grammys, i’d like to remind you that beyonce DID NOT GET SNUBBED ITS AOTY TIMES FOR MOTHER BUZZ BUZZ

> gracie 🍉— @graceisbased  @Apollo you agree, right?

>> Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: absolutely. Cowboy Carter was a masterpiece and I look forward for the tour 🤭 She should’ve gotten it for Renaissance AND Lemonade too, though. (I accept Adele’s win, however)

>>> Kalia — @taylorswift_taylorsversion: nothing to say about taylor then oh, okay

>>>> Kalia — @taylorswift_taylorsversion: cringe that he’s talking shit about his ex when she’s happily in a new relationship 🙄

>>>>> ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify — @apolloslyre: girl he didn’t say anything who cares

>>>>>> Kalia — @taylorswift_taylorsversion: don’t hate because your faves toxic

>>>>>>> ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify — @apolloslyre: here we go with this shit again why don’t you go cry about the lack of reputation taylors version or something

>>>>>>>> andie’s seeing chappell — @apollosgoldenlocks: this is a generational beef for the ages, on par with percy jackson and ares

>>>>>>>>> ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify: LMAO ANDIE 💙

>>> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: omg get me ticket for the cc tour please

>>>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: ME TOO I WANT TO GO

Hermes

@Hermes ✓:

@/Apollo just because you’re mad at me doesn’t mean you can boil the oceans in february!!

> Hermes ✓ — @Hermes: why can’t i tag him??

>> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: he blocked you rip :/

>>> convis stoll — @stollmyheart: LMAOOOO absolute L @hermes

Rachel Elizabeth 🍉✓

@OracleRachel

i s2g @apollo turn the heat down or i will be siccing @prince_perseus on you

> “Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_persesus: @apollo lock your doors

>> Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: understood thank you for this threat

Phoebus Apollo ✓

@Apollo:

Even though my brother’s a little brat, a thief, etc etc, thank you to all my fans (and the academy) for the past year as a musician!

> ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify — @apolloslyre: does this mean more music soon? I’m dying over here

>> Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: for you, anything ;)

>>> Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: STOP IT

>>>> Kayla — @k_knowsitall: damn a new sibling is incoming i fear

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Pop Crave ✓

@PopCrave

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce officially engaged

> jason grace — @lightningboy: @boyonfire dude you’re not going to believe this!!!

>> local arsonist 🔥 — @boyonfire: thank the gods i thought i wasn’t going to get bingo this year!!

>>> Kalia — @taylorswift_taylorsversion: omg my shaylaaaassss engaged 

Ginny (reclaimed version)

@theswiftiestaccount

I can’t believe my ship is officially dead 😭😭😭 #ripTayPollo

> tyler — @grilledcheesus: taypollos 🤝 gaylors: in absolute shambles on this day

Kalia

@taylorswift_taylorsversion

And now back to this bitch who had a lot to say about taylor swift the other day, @apolloslyre what’s good

> ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify — @apolloslyre: girl i don’t care people are being kidnapped and deported as we speak!!!

>> Kalia — @taylorswift_taylorsversion: i bet you’ll care when your idol finally announces his next album

>>> ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify — @apolloslyre: girl i was in jail 3 days ago i cannot care right now!

>>>> andie’s seeing reneé — @apollosgoldenlocks: omg for what

>>>>>  ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify — @apolloslyre: protesting and harassing ice workers, you know the usual

>>>>>> andie’s seeing reneé — @apollosgoldenlocks: absolutely iconic thank you for your service

Trending on Twitter:

#CONGRATSTAYLOR

#riptaypollo

Life of a SHOWGIRL

@giveherbackthescarf:

mom and dad are finally engaged! new album is coming soon! life is perfect!!!

>  Kalia — @taylorswift_taylorsversion: genuinely cannot remember the last time i smiled this much omg

Phoebus Apollo ✓

@Apollo:

Why do people keep asking me if I'm jealous? I swore to never get married thousands of years ago?

> Aimee — @taylorswiftsfavoritegrammy: sounds like deflection from someone jealous

>> andie’s seeing reneé — @apollosgoldenlocks: omg here we go again

>>>  gracie 🍉 — @gracieisbased: just one time i would like to go on twitter and not have beef between apollogists and swifties my GODS

>>>> polly’s pocket | carrd in pinned — @frenchfriedpussy: it’s more insufferable than barbz vs literally anyone 😭😭

>>>>> gracie 🍉 — @gracieisbased: DON’T YOU’LL SUMMON THEM

tyler

@grilledcheesus:

ok i was joking but you people were serious about the gaylor allegations 😭😭 this is worse than larry stylinson

> rosa 🥀 — @imaflowergirl: those parasocial relationships go crazy omg

>> tyler — @grilledcheesus: i’ve never seen so many people mad about something that was very obviously not true please go touch grass

Rachel Elizabeth🍉 ✓

@OracleRachel

Everyone’s asking me about apollo but he’s already moved onto his next mortal and started writing absolutely terrible poems about the color of their eyes

> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: you’d think that after thousands of years he’d learn how to write a decent haiku

>> Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: why is it that every time you defend me, you insult me just as much?

>>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: you’re just so easy

>>>> Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: don’t we know it

>>>>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: get him again Will!!!!

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Percy’s not my type: 

Percy: someone please tell me what the hades a rapture is

Jason: bro idk i was raised by wolves and then by romans

Frank: no clue

Rachel: dude i’m a new york elite we don’t do that

Annabeth: we are literally pagans

Percy: even YOU don’t know annie???

Annabeth: and i don’t care enough to learn

Leo: tea

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓

@prince_perseus:

I have spent all morning trying to figure out the rapture and I DON’T GET IT someone help please

> Georgie 🗡️ — @percysgraystreak: please does anyone know

> Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: @prince_nico?

>> Prince Niccolo ✓ — @prince_nico: i’m catholic we do not participate in this nonsense, ask @praetor_levesque

>>> Praetor Hazel Levesque ✓ — @praetor_levesque: just because I'm from 1920s Louisiana does not mean I'm an evangelical! My mom was a witch!

>>>> local arsonist 🔥 — @boyonfire: so we’re all clueless, is this what it’s like to be mortal

gracie 🍉

@gracieisbased: 

you guys, someone just tried to donate $2000 to me because they assumed they’re getting raptured and won’t have any need for money after tomorrow i’m screaming

> hollie — @notveryjollie: tf do you mean “tried” i would’ve paid my rent with that

>> gracie 🍉 — @gracieisbased: lol we split tips so i only kept like $250 of it

> gracie 🍉 — @gracieisbased: anyways yes i am offended that they assumed i wouldn’t ascend to heaven too, like what’s that about

“Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓

@prince_perseus:

Should i be asking @dionysus about the rapture? Will he come get me?

> Dionysus 🍷 ✓ — @dionysus: you will remain on earth, Johnson

>> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: haha sinner!!!!

>> “Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: oh.

Kayla

@k_knowsitall:

WHO TF IS OUT HERE PLAYING THE TRUMPET?

> Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: my least favorite brother tbh

>> Dallas — @austinnottexas: ouch!

>>> Dallas — @austinnottexas: and it was a saxophone charmed to sound like a trumpet fyi

frank 🔒

@verified_furry:

If i transform into a velociraptor will i be safe? asking for a friend.

> supreme lord of the bathroom 🔒— @seaweedbrain: no you actually need to be a t-rex because its bigger than the raptors :/

Isla

@mcleanonmeplease:

I FEEL LIKE I’M HALLUCINATING WHY DID I JUST SEE A VELOCIRAPTOR RUNNING AROUND CENTRAL PARK

> Isla — @mcleanonmeplease: SOMEONE HELP IS THIS A NEW GREEK MONSTERS DID THEY HAVE DIONSAURS???

Percy’s not my type:

Annabeth: frank, what that you?

Frank: PERCY DARED ME!

Percy: snitch!!!!!!

Hazel: Franklin Zhang.

Frank: that is not my name holy pluto

Annabeth: you’re scaring the mortals!!!!

Piper: keep it up i haven’t been this entertained all year

Piper: finally something that doesn’t make me want to poke my eyes out

marci 💙

@percabethlover4ever

One shot, 5K word fanfic out now! The rapture comes and Annabeth ascends but Percy does not! hurt/comfort, bittersweet ending. https://archiveofourown.info/works/59923147 

> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: screaming i will be doing a live reading at camp thank you

> “Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: please why am i not getting raptured :/ i’d totally make it!

>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: whatever helps you sleep at night

> Annabeth Chase ✓ — @AnnabethChase: oh that was heartbreaking thank you

>> marci 💙 — @percabethlover4ever: omgs thank you for reading!

ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify

@apolloslyre

NO I CAN’T BE RAPTURED BEFORE WICKED PART II

> ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify — @apolloslyre: everyday i pray for a gelphie kiss and now i’ll be in heaven before i can even see it!!!!!!

>> Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: and is that the only reason you’re upset about being raptured 😏

>>> ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify — @apolloslyre: yes, obviously

>>>> Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: oooooo rejected

>>>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: yikes!!!

tyler

@grilledcheesus:

Imagine my surprise when me and @holemilk were sitting down drinking matcha when she just starts inflating like aunt marge from harry potter, hope heaven’s great queen! (shocked that i didn’t make the cut)

> Lucia — @holemilk: girl its popping, i’ll ask about you though

> polly’s pocket | carrd in pinned — @frenchfriedpussy: yeah no way in hell were you making it with a username like that

>> tyler — @grilledcheesus: notice how you’re still here

>>> polly’s pocket | carrd in pinned — @frenchfriedpussy: touché

Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓

@OracleRachel:

Wait, yall didn’t get raptured?

> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: BITCH WHAT IS THIS SCREAMING

> local arsonist 🔥 — @boyonfire: dude is that @Apollo’s sun chariot??

>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: of course, i was personally delivered

>>> Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: and where was my ride dad @Apollo?? or are you homophobic and refuse to let gay people into heaven

>>>> Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: I am gay people, son. You are just not holy enough.

>>>>> Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: wow so my participating in 3 holy wars won’t even get me raptured anymore, this shit is rigged

>>>>>> “Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: don’t worry i’m still here

>>>>>>> Will ☀️ — @will.i.am.solace: that’s what i’m worried about

>>>>>>>> “Prince” Percy 🔱 ✓ — @prince_perseus: well!!!

Anne Wenegen

@annewenegen:

I’ve been prepping for the rapture for days, and nothing makes me more joyous than the soulless, devilish Greek false gods remaining here while I ascend. God bless.

Piper ✓

@pipes_mclean: just wondering, how’s that working out for you bestie.

Anne Wenegen

@annewenegen:

I’ve been prepping for the rapture for days, and nothing makes me more joyous than the soulless, devilish Greek false gods remaining here while I ascend. God bless.

> Anne Wenegen — @annewenegen: you will burn in hell soon.

>> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: yikes @OracleRachel, thoughts?

>>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: inaccurate

> Isla — @mcleanonmeplease: screaming piper on top

>> Piper ✓ — @pipes_mclean: thank you isla my favorite stan

rosa 🥀

@imaflowergirl

most of the time i love living in seattle, except i can never get free stuff from extreme religious people because my neighbors are all atheists who’d never give away a brand new car because someone said something about a rapture coming

> hannah’s not montana — @hbanana_ana: well is that better or worse than being in a small town and having people who weren’t raptured request their belongings back.

>> rosa 🥀— @imaflowergirl: you know, that does sound terrible

>>> gracie 🍉 — @gracieisbased: can confirm people are asking for their stuff back 😔it’s a stressful situation

Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓

@OracleRachel:

In all seriousness, not everyone’s blessed enough to go about predicting the future. Believe me, you’ll know if you’ve been blessed (cursed)

> Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: It is NOT a curse what

>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: they were literally all cursed until like 10 years ago really dude

>>> Phoebus Apollo ✓ — @Apollo: you’re not cursed

>>>> Rachel Elizabeth 🍉 ✓ — @OracleRachel: that’s debatable

ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify

@apolloslyre

the rapture is over 0/10 recommendation, only one confirmed velociraptor citing, and from an unreliable source

> Isla — @mcleanonmeplease: I am not unreliable!!! It was there!!!

>> ella 🍉 | stream solar flare on spotify — @apolloslyre whatever you say…

Percy’s not my type:

Piper: frank you are going to send my favorite stan account to an asylum

Frank: my bad 🙄

Leo: we should get involved with christianity more often this is fun

Annabeth: no!!!!!