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Chapter 6: i'm so stupid, even the kid knows it.

Summary:

andy is...coming to terms with something.

Notes:

...im back. hiiiii....

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You groaned, your eyes squinting open as your alarm went off. 6 am. Work...yay. With a groan, you stretched your arms above your head, feet landing onto the soft carpet. You reached to stroke the cat at the end of your bed...but she wasn't there. That was...weird. Big mama always slept at the bottom of your bed. Curious, you wandered into the kitchen, maybe she had broken into her dry food again. However, she wasn't there either. Living room maybe? 

You went to call the cats name loudly until you saw where she was. Cuddled up in a blue jacket, phalanges tangled in her overwhelming amount of fur, your very asleep cat was cuddled up to next to a very asleep (and quietly snoring) Sans. You didn't want to wake them up, they both looked so tired and peaceful and adorable...adorable was definitely for the cat. But, you needed to get to work. Maybe moving the cat would wake them both up?

Turns out, it didn't. You stared at the still asleep Sans as the grumpy sleepy fluffball in your arms wriggled and scratched your arm. You let out a yelp dropping your cat, who seemed to always not land on her feet despite the saying. You looked down too coo and apologise to see that she was being gently lowered to the ground by the same blue force that had thrown that creep away from you. Seeming just as confused as you, Big mama scurried off to your room. You met the eye sockets of a barely awake skeleton.

"mornin'."

His smile was softer than it usually was and his voice was ever so slightly raspier and was it bad that him just looking at you was making your face warm right now? You swallowed, blinking at him before clearing your throat.

"Took you long enough." 

You muttered, turning away. He chuckled, sitting up and reaching for his phone. you felt bad, did your yelp wake him up?

"i can always tell when a cat-astrophe is 'bout ta happen"

That made you snicker, heading back too your room to get changed for your day at work. As you got changed and ready for your day, you listened to the background noise of Sans' voice talking to what you assumed to be Papyrus. Big Mama looked at you in away that made you felt like she knew something about you as that you didn't. You straightened your frizzy hair and you nervously stepped out of your room to find the very same skeleton who was asleep 5 minutes ago waiting for you by the front door.

"don't mind if i ride with you right? 'll jus' walk with tori when she drops off the kid."

He was riding with you. That was fine, it's what friends are for. Friends, brain, just friends.

"Yeah, just go hop in."

He shot you a wink before teleporting away, assumedly to your car. You gathered some of things before stepping out of your apartment, heading towards your car. You saw the skeleton over the dashboard on your car's front window, he looked so small... it was honestly hilarious. You hopped in the driver's seat and off you went.

By the time you got to the school, you had almost crashed your car due to the skeletons stupid puns. You approached your classroom to see you had some early birds. Frisks curls bobbed as they ran towards you, giving sans a hug after you. You waved a hand at Toriel and flowey, a warm smile coming onto the goat lady's face.

"Hello Andy, someone was very excited to get here today and... I'd like to have a little chat with you about Frisks math grades."

You heard a childish huff from behind you, a pout on Frisk's face. You giggled and ushered them all inside, Sans sticking close by your side. That was sweet...no. stop. There was an evil look on Frisk's face and you realised that today was gonna be an absolute nightmare.

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