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Main Chat
14:20pm
dashi: Kwazii stop spamming 'dihshi' in my instagram live
tweak: why on earth are you live streaming and why haven't you blocked kwazii on there
dashi: I had hope hed be normal for once but I guess my hopes are too high
kwazii: im just using my frew will matey leabe me aloen
dashi: Use your free will and do your job
kwazii: censor that word plz
peso: Job?
kwazii YES MATEY DONT SYA THAT SLUR IN ME PRESENVE
peso: Do I need to take you in for another phsyciatric evaluation Kwazii.
kwazii: no im normal
tweak: kwazii and normal in the same sentence 🥀
kwazii: OH HOP OFF
dashi: HOP OFF MY LIVE DUDE IM LOSING IT I
kwazii: yes dihshi 💔
peso: What in the lords good name does that mean
dashi: Peso you sweet summer child its best you dont know
tweak: how do you even come up with ts macabroni and cheese 😭
kwazii: im not tellinf you
kwazii: u pmo
tweak: YOU PISS ME OFF WHEN YOU CRASH THE GUP FIVE TIMES BACK TO BACK I AM NOT LETTING YOU NEAR THEM FOR A MONTH I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT FIXING THE GUP B EVER AGAIN IF IT BREAKS YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN BUDDY
dashi: Girl are you okay
tweak: ya
dashi: I think im gonna end the live and make sure you don't leave Kwazii organless
kwazii: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IMPLYDIN
kwazii: TWEAK PLEWADE DONR STEAL MY ORGANS AND FIBE THEM TO SHELLINGTON FOR RESEARCH IM TOO YOUNGS TO DIE
tweak: shuh tuh fuh uh
dashi: I love it when you insult Kwazii
kwazii: scissor me timbers dashi 😭
17:18
shellington: hus ilosy muw glassed
dashi: Speak english please
peso: You lost your glasses again??
shellington: UM SOEEY OWSP U SOMT KNOW WGAY HAPPWNES THWU WETE THEEW OMW MINSUTE AND TJE NESY TJET WETE GOMW
peso: Glasses don't just disappear Dr Shellington they might have fallen on the floor
shellington: OJ GOOS POITJ
peso: If they aren't there then I'll come and help you find them
shellington: TGAMK YOU OESP
peso: Of course :)
dashi: How on earth did you understand any of that
peso: We are very close
dashi: Your brains are like connected ts is mot casual 😭
peso: Chappell roan reference?
dashi: YOURE FINALLY GETTING MY REFS
dashi: It feels like I watched my own child grow up….
peso: I'm 29 Dashi I'm only two years younger than you
dashi: Shhhh
kwazii: This is the only acceptable time tk say age is just a numebr
dashi: No
peso: NO TIME IS EVER ACCEPTABLE????
dashi: Icl I'm more disturbed by Kwazii capitalising a word than his other comment
shellington: OESL I CAMY FINS TGEM
peso: I'll come to the lab now
peso: Bye dashi :)
dashi: Byebye!!
dashi: …
kwazii: i feel like they are gay for each toher
dashi: I will not agree or disagree
tunip: Faggots