Chapter 1: Diesel 10
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Diesel 10: I will get all those silly steamies!
Ms Marvel: You really need to get a life man.
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Diesel 10: Pinchy's hungry!
Ms Marvel: I'm not going to be the meal!
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Ms Marvel: How the Hell am I gonna fight a train!?
Diesel 10: That's the great part, you're not!
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Ms Marvel: That claw has got to be against rail regulations!
Diesel 10: They're not going to do anything about it, too scared ha!
Chapter 2: Mongal
Summary:
Be the the warrior as Mongal!
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Mongal: I will tear you apart limb by limb!
Ms Marvel: No need to be so rude!
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Mongal: Is everyone on this planet so weak?
Ms Marvel: We're strong in different ways Mongal!
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Ms Marvel: Those blades don't scare me Mongal!
Mongal: They will be your doom Kamala Khan!
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Ms Marvel: You're not the first alien I've fought Mongal!
Mongal: But I will be your last Ms Marvel!
Chapter 3: Jessica Cruz
Summary:
Have anxiety in combat with Jessica Cruz!
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Jessica: This is just training, right Kamala?
Ms Marvel: If you want it to be.
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Jessica: Our powers are SO similar, it's surreal!
Ms Marvel: Hard light constructs are so useful!
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Ms Marvel: Below the elbow beyond the wrist, watch out world here comes my fist!
Jessica: What Lantern Corp does that oath belong to you?
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Ms Marvel: Don’t worry Jessica, I'll go easy on you!
Jessica: Thanks Kamala, that's really comforting!
Chapter 4: Ashoka Tano
Summary:
Be very snippy as Ashoka Tano!
Notes:
Requested by Realmbreaker_eclipse
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Ashoka: You really think you can take me, bring it on!
Ms Marvel: I will bring everything I got Ashoka!
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Ashoka: Your constructs are no match for my lightsaber!
Ms Marvel: I wouldn't be so sure if I were you!
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Ms Marvel: You're so gonna lose!
Ashoka: That's what you think Kamala!
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Ms Marvel: So what's the recruitment status on the Jedi Order?
Ashoka: Not accepting Non-Force Users still Kamala!
Chapter 5: Leia Organa
Summary:
Be in a peace mission to Alderan as Leia Organa!
Notes:
Requested by Realmbreaker_eclipse
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Leia: I must return to Alderan!
Ms Marvel: I will assist you in that!
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Leia: If you disturb our plans, you will have to be put down!
Ms Marvel: Why is everyone so violent!
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Ms Marvel: I can help you transport the plans!
Leia: How do you know about the plans?
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Ms Marvel: Y'know, Vader means father in Dutch.
Leia: What's that got to do with anything?
Chapter 6: Johnny Cage
Summary:
Johnny Cage is the best movie star, so why not be him?
Notes:
Requested by EFIL4NAMXOV
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Johnny: You must be starstruck little girl.
Ms Marvel: I honestly prefer Simon Williams.
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Johnny: Hey, you would be perfect for a Ninja Mike morning!
Ms Marvel: I'm not being some sassy teen sidekick.
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Ms Marvel: What's the best you ever did!
Johnny: Either Ninja Mike or Fists of Boom!
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Ms Marvel: So what's your business here?
Johnny: Location scouting for a new movie!
Chapter 7: Raiden
Summary:
Be an Elder God as Raiden
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Raiden: Given enough training, you could be a champion of Earthrealm.
Ms Marvel: Any chance to defend my home!
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Raiden: I see greatness in you Kamala Khan.
Ms Marvel: Aw, thanks Raiden!
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Ms Marvel: Were born to be a king, Prince of the Universe?
Raiden: What Earthrealm reference is this?
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Ms Marvel: I am feeling very confident Raiden.
Raiden: Do not let it become arrogance Kamala Khan.
Notes:
That Prince of the Universe line was a Queen reference to the theme of Highlander. If you know you know.
Chapter 8: Lui Kang
Summary:
Ignite the fires of battle as Lui Kang!
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Lui Kang: You have benn invited to Mortal Kombat.
Ms Marvel: I have yet to accept the invitation.
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Lui Kang: You are not fit to defend Earthrealm.
Ms Marvel: It's my morals isn't it?
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Ms Marvel: Can you light a girl's cigarette with your pinky?
Lui Kang: Yes, but why is that important?
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Ms Marvel: Don't be a hot head, or you'll get in trouble!
Lui Kang: I am calm, I am of the Shaolin Monks!
Notes:
Sorry I've been gone awhile, I was focusing on my other fic, Ragged Sport ( https://archiveofourown.info/works/57745939 ). It's more story themed so it kind of required more focusing and I have been recently binging Stargirl so my focus is there. Check it out if interested
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Reptile: You are my next target Kamala!
Ms Marvel: Tell your boss I'm off the menu!
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Reptile: I will not fall to some Earthrealmer!
Ms Marvel: I'm not just SOME Earthrealmer, I'm an intergalactic hero!
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Ms Marvel: So what big bad are you serving today?
Reptile: You mock me Kamala Khan!
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Ms Marvel: Oo, do you grow your limbs back?
Reptile: You will never find out!
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Quan Chi: You will be good for my next experiment.
Ms Marvel: How many times do I have to say I'm not going to be an experiment!
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Quan Chi: I shall resurrect all your enemies Kamala!
Ms Marvel: The only thing you'll be doing, is rotting in a cell!
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Ms Marvel: What's with all your head tattoos?
Quan Chi: I will never spill my secrets, but you shall!
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Ms Marvel: Your magic doesn't scare me Baldie!
Quan Chi: My magic isn't what should scare you Khan!
Chapter 11: Shang Tsung
Summary:
Do some magic magic as Shang Tsung!
Notes:
Requested by EFIL4NAMXOV
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Shang Tsung: When did you become Khan of Outworld?
Ms Marvel: That's just my last name.
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Shang Tsung: Your magic is no match for my magic!
Ms Marvel: Yeah, this ain't magic.
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Ms Marvel: I know another Shang, but he's a heroic martial artist.
Shang Tsung: Then he is a fool!
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Ms Marvel: If you're after my bangle, then you can get out now!
Shang Tsung: Then I'll just have to rip it from your separated arm!
Chapter 12: Kylo Ren
Summary:
Engage in Dark Side activities as Kylo Ren!
Notes:
Requested by Ace_Tactian
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Kylo: You have something I want Khan.
Ms Marvel: Then pry from my cold dead hands, but please don't.
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Kylo: Your structures are no match for the power of the Force.
Ms Marvel: I am very aware Ren!
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Ms Marvel: You look like a duck!
Kylo: You will be killed for this insolence!
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Ms Marvel: Your lightsaber is cool and all, but what if you stab yourself?
Kylo: The Force prevents such stupidity!
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Lady Deadpool: Y'know what time it is, it's uzi time!
Ms Marvel: No, it is not uzi time!
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Lady Deadpool: Cassandra said kill you.
Ms Marvel: How about we don't do that hey!
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Ms Marvel: I like your hair!
Lady Deadpool: I try to look after it.
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Ms Marvel: Nicepool said you just had a baby, can't tell.
Lady Deadpool: I try my hardest to do so.
Chapter 14: Blade
Summary:
Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate up hill
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Blade: Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate up hill.
Ms Marvel: What, what does that even mean?
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Blade: You a vampire, I fucking hate vampires!
Ms Marvel: I am not a vampire, I swear!
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Ms Marvel: Do you really have to swear?
Blade: Motherfuckers always complaining!
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Ms Marvel: Why have we got beef!?
Blade: You got in the way of vampire hunting motherfucker!
Notes:
Did you know, Wesley Snipes owns the record for playing a comic character the longest from 1998 to 2024.
Chapter 15: Cassandra Nova
Summary:
Do the weirdest hand shit with Cassandra.
Notes:
Requested by Ace_Tactian
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Cassandra: You should join my team, we'd love to have you.
Ms Marvel: I'm not a killer, so no.
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Cassandra: If you insist on joining Deadpool and Wolverine, then I guess you'll have to die!
Ms Marvel: You are not going to kill me yet Cassie!
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Ms Marvel: Sorry Cassie, but I gotta day Bye Bye Bye!
Cassandra: Shame, could've done with a Ms Marvel.
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Ms Marvel: This fight will be like a prayer!
Cassandra: Maybe for me, but not for you.
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Wolverine: Are all heroes this Giod damn preppy?
Ms Marvel: Only the good ones.
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Wolverine: I'll be alive for over two hundred fucking years, and yet you're the most chipper person I've ever fucking met.
Ms Marvel: Why thank you!
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Ms Marvel: You should really stop drinking, not good for you.
Wolverine: I have a healing factor, it doesn’t matter.
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Ms Marvel: Does it hurt when the claws come out?
Wolverine: Every damn time.
Chapter 17: Cayde 6
Summary:
Place your bets in battle!
Notes:
Requested by MrKrabsIsInThere
Sorry it's taken a while
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Cayde: I have longed to get back into battle!
Ms Marvel: So that's why you died?
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Cayde: I know who I'm betting on in thus fight, what about you?
Ms Marvel: I don’t gamble, it's a religious thing.
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Ms Marvel: Can you feel anything?
Cayde: I'm a robot, what do you think?
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Ms Marvel: I can't quite place where I recognise your voice.
Cayde: I get that a lot.
Notes:
Sorry about any inaccuracies, I have never played Destiny and this is the result of a scan of the wiki page and specifically the personality section.
Chapter 18: General Grevious
Summary:
Collect your trophies as the General of the Separatist Droid Army
Notes:
Requested by EFIL4NAMXOV
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Grevious: Your Bangle may not my usual house of trophy, but it shall do none the less!
Ms Marvel: Many have tried, and you definitely won't be the last!
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Grevious: If you are foolish enough to want my defeat, you'll need to abandon your weaknesses!
Ms Marvel: What you consider weakness, I consider my strength!
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Ms Marvel: Your organs are surprisingly flammable.
Grevious: You will never utilise that knowledge!
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Ms Marvel: You may have four lightsabers, but I can form more than that!
Grevious: And you shall be defeated none the less!
Chapter 19: Count Dooku
Summary:
Have all the elegance as the Count Dooku!
Notes:
Requested by EFIL4NAMXOV
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Dooku: You are a child Kamala, and not worthy of my time.
Ms Marvel: Never underestimate your opponent Count!
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Dooku: You will be yet another victim to fall before my Lightsaber.
Ms Marvel: I don’t plan on dying just yet!
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Ms Marvel: So what's the nipple situation like here?
Dooku: Your insolence will not be tolerated anymore Kamala!
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Ms Marvel: Dude, you give me vampire vibes.
Dooku: It is my elegance and well dress child.
Chapter 20: Captain Rex
Summary:
Wonder why you aren't a Commander (seriously what the Hell was up with that) as Rex!
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Rex: Experience outranks everything in my book.
Ms Marvel: Well then I better get some then!
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Rex: You better be ready to learn some new tricks Kamala.
Ms Marvel: I'm always ready to learn something new!
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Ms Marvel: So why weren't you a Commander?
Rex: Too rebellious, but General Skywalker loved that.
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Ms Marvel: You better not go east Rex, I need to learn.
Rex: Oh ha ha, I'm gonna make you regret that Kamala!
Notes:
Alright, I don't know the real reason Rex was only a captain but here is the reason given based off nothing but character