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Lois Lane: Smallville, are you on your way home?
Clark Kent: Almost done! Just sending my story off to Perry now!
Lois Lane: Okay, hurry up! I hate when you work late! I was about to jump in the shower but wanted to wait for you…
Clark Kent: Wait for me! I’ll be home in 2 minutes!
Lois Lane: I’m turning the shower on!
Clark Kent: Lois…
Lois Lane: Taking off my shirt
Clark Kent: I’m leaving work now!
Lois Lane: Taking off my bra…
Clark Kent: You’re killing me! Don’t take anything else off! I’m not going to be able to walk out of here!
Lois Lane: I could send you a pic?
Jimmy Olsen: NO!!!! GUYS STOP!!!!! THIS IS THE GROUP CHAT!!!
Lois Lane: Sorry, Jimmy!
Clark Kent: Sorry, Jimmy!
Kara Z: How do I leave this group chat?