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Arrival On The Lewd Planet
A few weeks prior to the family gathering on Alfheim, the Malva Prime Void Force, a branch of Malva Prime's military, had just finished their long-fought battle against the Wakian Empire after forcing them to agree to refrain from killing and enslaving other races while also taking away the slaves they had already. The xenophobic Cleons naturally pushed back against this but the moment a nebula, the official name of the MPCF soldiers, was sent down to cause massive destruction to one of their military bases, the Wakian empire realized that the MPE was going easy on them all this time and the Emperor Kragla finally agreed with anger practically pouring out of his ten multicolored eyeballs.
Jazel was onboard the Dreadnaught class warship, the SS Solar Flare, which can support a crew of about fifty thousand and has enough firepower to wipe out planets from orbit if need be. He was doing massive amounts of busy work like usual but was using super speed to quickly get through it all as he didn't want to stay in his office any longer than he had to. Once he finished, he made sure his schedule was all cleared for the day and he went to his cousin, Majuu, who's the general in charge of the MPVF and told him that he was going to take a much needed breather after a year of fighting such messed up people.
Majuu was fine with it and wished him luck on his journey to find a planet within the Caliga galaxy that had an abundance of life on it and relax as an illegal alien. Despite the political issues such an action would cause for any other empire, the MPE tended not to care all that much as long as no major problems were caused as they really only followed the directions of the Solarians to begin with. Jazel was flying beyond light speed to look for a world that suited his vacation needs until a rather important figure called out, making him stop in his tracks. He looked behind him and noticed a figure with translucent skin with a golden glow within them. This immediately showed him that he was talking with a coworker of his parents, a Solarian.
He heard the voice of a young sounding man speak to him in the language of the Origin. "Greetings young Jazel." Jazel bowed in respect to the Solarian. "My name is Hano and I wanted to thank you for stopping those misguided Cleons."
Jazel inwardly frowned at this. "Forgive me for sounding rude but 'misguided' is a massive understatement," he responded.
Hano chuckled. "I certainly can't deny your words. Arbella has raised quite a fine young man. Perhaps I too should consider adopting one of you boys for me and my wife."
Jazel smiled at this as it is always a good thing for a Solarian to take in an Angelo as their son. "By all means. We make sure to give the Solarians special treatment when it comes to them wanting to adopt one of our clones. You can ask my mom or dad for further details about what to do."
"I'll do just that." Hano paused for a bit and looked into a certain direction. "I couldn't help but notice you are flying towards nothing in particular. Do you have a destination in mind?"
Jazel cleared his throat, even though he didn't need to while speaking through telepathy. "I'm just looking to find an interesting world teeming with sapient life…who aren't assholes like the Cleons of course."
"Hmm…" Hano thought about what to say before he snapped his fingers, despite that not being possible while in the void.
That's just how strong they are, telling logic to fuck itself is simple for them.
He then began speaking in a foreign language that Jazel figured was needed for him to learn. So he listened carefully to him speak for a bit before his ability 'Adaptive Learning' kicked in.
"Okay, I got it," Jazel said back to him in the language he wanted him to learn.
"I know I didn't make an official request for this yet as I didn't deem it too bad, but could you go to a planet in this galaxy called 'Earth' and warn a certain goddess there to stop trying to mess with time? Every time she does it, I have to cancel it out and use time magic to reverse the Star System her world resides in to match the timeframe she tries to jump to."
Another Earth huh? Man I miss those humans so much, Jazel thought with a bitter smile. He then realized what Hano had just said. "She's been freely messing with timelines?"
"Unfortunately, but at least it's not as bad as some of the gods and mortals out there. Fixing timeline shenanigans is a pain, oh and don't get me started on paradoxes. Those need lord Cosmo's attention and he already is busy with keeping things stable long enough for you boys to get things done."
"Hmm, understood." He then thought about a scenario he's not all that fond of, especially when it came to women and children. "You are fine with what happens to her if she says no, right?"
"Yes, it would be unfortunate but necessary to put her down at that point." Hano shuddered. "Lord Cosmo has told us many times how much the Origin hates time being screwed with. Some issues get so bad that those timelines that split from our main one has to be personally erased by the Origin themselves."
"Damn…"
"I even heard rumors that Lord Cosmo's younger sister, Lady Infinitally has so many timelines cropping up in her universe that she has to focus a lot of her time cleaning that up. I'm sure the one's responsible is on her kill list. At least, she wishes they could be, I'm sure."
"Sounds like she could use some Angelos of her own," Jazel joked.
Hano was silent for a while. "You say that, but if you boys do well with your mission, I'm sure the other Primordials and Solarians from the other universes would like your assistance too."
"Hmm, I suppose that's a good point. So where is this planet at?" Jazel then found himself on top of a moon overlooking a planet that was similar to Malva Prime, except it was a bit bigger.
"Is this Earth?" he asked Hano who was by his side.
"That's correct. About three hundred thousand light years away from the Cleons home world."
That close? I'm surprised the Cleons haven't come here yet. Jazel thought with surprise.
"This area is located on the outskirts of the Hidanzo Republic so Kragla didn't think it would be wise to conquer this world, else he'd have someone as strong as his empire pressuring him."
Jazel remembered the name of the Hidanzo Republic as a coalition that banned together over three thousand years ago to help each other take out a parasitic race that turned beings into loyal servants by messing with their bodies motor functions. They have since been embroiled in civil war for a couple hundred years now and it made sense Kragla didn't want to get involved with that as taking Earth would be akin to knocking on their back door. Given the reputation of the Wakian Empire, the Hidanzo Republic would see this as a threat and ban together again as they can use the threat of a common enemy to set aside their differences.
He looked over towards the planet in the distance and sensed the divine presence there. "So the one you want me to see, she's the only one?"
"That's correct, Kamikako is her name."
"Alright then. You can count on me Hano sir." Jazel said before bowing in respect again.
"Thank you young man. Do enjoy your time there. Also a bit of a warning…"
Jazel put on a serious face and listened closely.
"Many of the magic sensitive races there will find your kinds' magical purity to be quite…interesting to say the least."
Jazel raised an eyebrow and looked at earth for a second before looking back at Hano. "I…see." His words confused Jazel a bit but he decided to take them to heart at least and suppress his magic power to an extent.
The Solarian Hano left and Jazel gazed at planet Earth with a bit of excitement as he was ready for his vacation. The busy work of being a Marshall was fine and all but he needed time for R&R every now and then, especially considering how long he would be doing his job.
Sigh. The life of a janitor is never easy, he thought bitterly before flying towards earth.
As he got closer, he locked on to Kamikako's divine presence and forcibly entered the divine realm which naturally set off all kinds of alarms there, but he didn't really care as this method was standard. He then teleported through the barrier that was in place and found himself staring up at a large, naked woman with blonde hair that was unnecessarily long. She had beautiful features and a well-developed body that was conveniently covered by the long hair. She gave off the typical divine glow of a goddess and her large blue eyes had a look of utter shock as she stared back at him. Her little helpers, who seemed to be the heavenly Angels that are typically depicted by mortals, were just as shocked. Nobody moved, not even a sound was made as they were all caught off-guard by his arrival.
"Hello beings of heaven! How are y'all doing?!" Jazel said in his typical casual fashion before the Angels snapped out of it and pointed their arrows at him with every intent to kill him. "You guys really don't wa—"
*Boom!*
Jazel wasn't even able to get a sentence out of his mouth before the barrage of explosions went off as he was being blasted by an assault of light arrow shots without mercy.
The Angels did this for at least a minute, determining that Jazel was an extremely dangerous threat as nobody weak could possibly have forcibly entered their domain like this. Once they felt that they did a good enough job, they stopped firing and let the smoke clear, only to be surprised that Jazel was casually sitting down with his eyes closed.
He opened up one of his scarlet red eyes before speaking. "Right then, are you d—"
*Boom!* *Bang!*
The Angels began firing upon him again for another minute. They looked visibly shaken as Jazel emerged from the smoke without a single indication he had taken any damage.
"Now can I ta—"
*Bang!* *Boom!* *Kaboom!*
Jazel decided he was tired of this waste of time and stopped the light arrows midflight. The Angels stared at him with sweat dropping down their faces as they observed the multitude of light arrow shots being frozen in the air. Jazel cleared away the smoke that had gathered around him again with wind magic and he let out a bit of his aura to intimidate them. His eyes began to emanate with power slightly and the Angels panicked at what they were seeing. Jazel even saw Kamikako's hair shift around and he couldn't help but feel bad for them but then for some odd reason, the Angels began to give off bulges in their spats that disturbed Jazel greatly.
What the hell? Are they… getting turned on? he thought to himself with confusion before the Angels covered their crotches in embarrassment while blushing.
"Well whatever." He then turned to look at Kamikako. "Anyway, Kamikako I need to—" was the only thing he could say before he noticed the large goddess holding her crotch area and shaking uncontrollably. There was a little bit of fluid dripping down from her vagina and the smell of a woman in heat permeated off of her as she was breathing heavily and looking at him with a mix of confusion, fear, and arousal.
"Oh… I think I see what Hano meant," he muttered to himself.
He immediately dispelled the light arrow shots and concealed his power.
Note to self, keep my power hidden around these people, he thought with trepidation.
Jazel cleared his throat and tried to salvage this awkward as hell situation as best as he could. "Sorry…um…about…yeah…" he could hardly bring himself to look Kamikako in the eyes as she had tears beginning to form since she no doubt felt embarrassed about what he just saw.
"I think…I'm gonna go…" he said with just as much embarrassment as them.
"No wait!" Kamikako said with a flustered face. She quickly gathered up all of her hair and used it to cover her body as, for the first time ever, she felt self-conscious about being naked.
Jazel internally grinned at her reaction while all the Angels looked at her in surprise.
"Who and what are you? she asked with a sense of urgency.
Jazel fixed his casual military shirt that was standard in the MPCF and bowed to Kamikako. "My name is Jazel Servantez, 7th Prince of the Malva Prime Empire. As for what I am…well that's a bit of a long story. I hope you have some time to listen," he responded.
She slowly nodded her head and Jazel opened a tear in space to reach for his pocket dimension. The Angels pointed their arrows at Jazel but Kamikako looked on with fascination.
Jazel pulled out some snacks from Malva Prime in large quantities and even made himself grow to match the size of Kamikako, much to everyone's shock. He then took a seat on the floor in front of the goddess and passed her a bowl of different cakes and brownies. He even took out various fruits and easy to eat veggies in case she preferred to eat healthy.
"You are all welcome to enjoy if you want. What I'm about to say will take a while for sure," Jazel said before taking a few cakes for himself and eating them with an innocent grin on his handsome face.
The Angels looked at each other and then at their goddess who had just as much of a baffled face as them. She slowly picked up a fruit with pink and white stripes on it, something she knows has to be from another world, and sniffed it. She was surprised by the sweet fragrance it gave off and she threw it into her mouth. The Angels waited patiently for Kamikako's reaction and her eyebrows shot up before she grabbed a hand full of fruits and smiled with contentment.
"Good stuff right?"
"Mhmm," the goddess mumbled as she took in the amazing flavors of the fruits before she tried some of the vegetables. She again felt her tongue get blessed with otherworldly flavor and she held her cheek with delight.
One of the Angels looked like they couldn't wait anymore and they grabbed a fruit and looked at their coworkers. As they stared at them, the Angel bit into the fruit and Jazel could see the muscles of the Angel twitch until they slowly formed a smile. That was all it took for the Angels to swarm around the bowls of food as they enjoyed the otherworldly delicacies. They began to chat with each other with joy all over their faces and some even shed tears as they ate the cakes Jazel brought.
Good. First impression has been redeemed, Jazel thought while drinking some juice from a large bottle.
More Angels began pouring out from every direction as they finally made it over from hearing the alarm and they looked utterly shocked at the sight of their goddess and fellow Angels being fed by an outrageously handsome man just as big as Kamikako.
"Yo Angels!" Jazel called out while waving. "I have plenty of food left so come join us."