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Prime Universe: A Tale Of Universal Romance

Chapter 33: Extra Stories: Jazel's Interspecies Vacation Part 3

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Registration 

After Jazel had left the Fraspa Head Temple, he used his wings to fly around so he could stretch them out for a bit as he hardly used them these days. He flew in a random direction from the church as he preferred for himself to discover things on his own, rather than ask for directions. He looked down at the scenery below him and basked in the peaceful atmosphere of grand mountains and lush forests being passed by. He saw herds of animals roaming around and eating the grass, birds flying below him and even some half horse, half human people running while pulling a carriage. He used his enhanced vision and x-ray eyes to get a closer look and noticed that the people inside the carriage were chatting and they seemed to be wealthy as they had fancy jewelry and had a pompous air about them. Jazel didn’t really think they were important enough to focus on for too long, so he looked away and shook his head as it wasn’t cool to invade people’s privacy like that without reason. His father always told him and his brothers that such an abuse of power would make them losers and they should only do such a thing if it is important or if it can help others in need. As Jazel reminisced, he looked in the direction they were heading and saw a town that was about thirty or so kilometers away and figured that was where that carriage was headed.

                He flew towards the town leisurely when a voice then resonated in his mind. Prince Jazel? the familiar voice rang out.

                I’m sorry, who is this Prince guy you speak of? My name is Jazel, he responded cheekily.

                Oh…right. Jazel?

                What can I do for you Kamikako?

                I just wanted to tell you that my followers are a bit concerned about how your presence creates a massive shift and they wish for you to keep yourself as inconspicuous as possible while here.

                Hmm…I understand. Although I had no intention of causing a scene to begin with, Jazel said.

                Yes but they are worried that you might…you know…

                Jazel was confused as to what she was getting at until he remembered what happened in heaven. Yeah…that. Believe me, I don’t want that to happen either.

                That’s good, Kamikako said with a relieved sigh.

                Hey, Kamikako?

                Yes?

                Does your faith span this entire planet?

                No, not quite. There are some countries where my influence is weak, as well as Hell but fortunately, there is no issues with them as the balance of power that exists now is ideal for all parties involved.

                Even Hell is okay with your faith?

                Yes. Although they don’t worship me, they recognize my desire for intermingling between the different species is beneficial to them thanks to all the revenue they receive from their succu-girl businesses.

                Their what now? Jazel asked in confusion.

                Kamikako explained the nature of the succu-girl business on her world and how it is maintained by utilizing special magic circles that prevent illness and pregnancy, made by the church, as it promotes people to indulge in their desires, rather than suppress them.

                “Hmm, that’s actually a brilliant idea. People won’t fight each other if they are too busy fucking all day,” Jazel said with an impressed look.

                “I suppose so. Although I’m not all that proud in the method that peace was achieved, it was achieved none the less. Beggars can’t be choosers after all.”

                Jazel chuckled. “Very true.”

                Kamikako was silent for a long while and Jazel thought that she had finished talking, but a minute later, she spoke up.

                 Jazel?

                What can I do for ya?

                Why does your kind have to go around and clean up the messes of mortals and gods?

                Jazel stopped flying and stared off into the distance with a blank expression on his face.

                Oh…if that is something you can’t talk about then I understand, she said in a panicky voice.

                Sorry. It’s not that I don’t want to tell you, it’s just…I physically can’t tell you.

                Why is that?

                Remember when I mentioned the Primordials?

                I do.

                Well the Primordial of our universe, Master Cosmo, makes my kind sign a soul contract to keep quiet on the reason as he doesn’t wish for us to spread panic unnecessarily.

                Jazel could hear Kamikako deliberating on his words. I understand. I have no right to question the actions of the very universe itself, even if I’d like to know what is going on.

                Yeah, I don’t blame you.

                So can I ask one last thing of you?

                Shoot.

                Is it possible for me to meet my creator?

                Jazel thought on this for a while.

                Is that not possible? Kamikako asked with a hint of sadness.

                It’s not that. It’s just all the Celestials besides us Angelos can’t be perceived by non-Celestials. My empire would need to create a special body for him to possess for you to talk with him but such a body is on back order as it takes a long time to make, and other Solarians are waiting patiently for theirs.

                So it won’t be possible anytime soon then?

                Afraid not. But it’s not like you can never speak to him. You just have to wait for a while.

                Kamikako sighed in relief. Okay, I understand.

                You know, you could always pass the time by going on dates with Raiko, Jazel said teasingly.

                Kamikako was silent but Jazel was sure she was blushing deeply from what he said. Please don’t tease me like that… she said in a flustered tone.

                I’m kidding, I’m kidding. But you know, gods like you can freely leave the world you’re tied to as long as you have prior authorization from your Solarian creator. You just need to make sure your missing presence doesn’t present an issue for your world.

                That sounds…intriguing. But how would I go about getting such authorization if I can’t speak to my creator?

                Jazel grinned even though he wasn’t sure if Kamikako could see his face. My mother and father happen to be Solarians. I could speak to one of them and they could pass the message to Hano, your creator.

                That would be great! Kamikako shouted with excitement. She then had a thought and felt her mood drop a fair bit. Would I have to date your cousin for you to help me do such a thing?

                Jazel was shocked at the levels of distrust he felt from her words. Surely you were listening when I spoke about how we Angelos don’t like forcing relationships. If Raiko found out I forced your hand to date him, he’d be pissed and kick my ass.

                Kamikako chuckled at this.

                So don’t worry. I’m not petty enough to put such a condition on you like that. However…

                Kamikako paid close attention to Jazel’s next words.

                I wouldn’t be surprised if my aunt, another Solarian, took offense to you rejecting Raiko and since she can’t directly do anything to you, she might very well try to sabotage your request by convincing Hano to deny you.

                She’d do that?

                I’m not saying it will absolutely happen, it’s just a possibility. A mother’s scorn is quite powerful after all.

                I can’t deny that fact, Kamikako said, understanding all too well the things mothers will do to protect their children. She then focused on the town Jazel was approaching. You said you wanted to try and earn some money for yourself, right?

                Yeah, that’s right.

                Well there is a dungeon nearby that many adventures use to seek riches. The town you are close to has a guild there where you can register as an adventurer.

                Oh? This world has dungeons? That’s perfect, Jazel said with excitement. Thanks a lot Kamikako.

                You are welcome. If you need anything, I’ll have my Angels send the Pope a message.

                Understood.

                Jazel could detect a sort of security magic barrier for arial beings like himself but he quickly analyzed it and made the necessary changes to his body to make it so that he would be registered as a bird so the barrier would ignore him once he passed by. He flew even faster towards the town and arrived right up above it in a few seconds as he decided to exceed the speed of sound. The sonic boom that normally would have resulted from such acceleration didn’t occur since he used magic to ignore the laws of physics. With his fine control of magic, creating a thin barrier around his body so that he could prevent himself from generating destructive energy was a task so simple he could do it in his sleep. If he doesn’t do so however, then he would have more than likely obliterated half the town, if not the whole thing. He slowly floated down to the ground and the people that were minding their business and walking around noticed him descend. They observed Jazel with curiosity as his scarlet red, ethereal wings were quite conspicuous.

                “Mommy look at the pretty wings!” a little girl who had fluffy wolf ears on her head yelled with awe in her voice.

                Jazel looked towards the Adventures Guild close by and decided to walk to it without really considering the fact that he caused a scene. As he walked down the street, he heard the people that were staring at him chat about what species he might be.

                “Is he part of the winged race?” an elven man asked his friend that was looking at Jazel with a suspicious gaze.

                “I don’t think so. Those wings are too…shiny. They hardly look like feathers,” the friend responded.

                “Look at his eyes…maybe he’s a will-o-wisp?” a human mage said.

                “What will-o-wisp you know has red sclera? Plus their eyes are more like crosses. His are like stars,” the cyclops woman next to him said.

                “His hair is beautiful yet wild at the same time. I kinda want to touch it,” a woman who seemed to be a minotaur with a rather impressive set of breasts that even Jazel had to admit looked nice to lay on, said while giving the Angelo a seductive gaze.

Just then, a scantily dressed, voluptuous woman who Jazel could tell was a succubus, based on her arrow tip tail, walked in front of him and eyed him up and down as if he was a freshly cooked meal being placed in front of a starving person.

“Please excuse me,” Jazel said politely while trying to sidestep her but she would float in front of him and block his way, much to his annoyance. 

“Hey there tall, dark and sexy. You look like you could destroy boulders with those bulky arms of yours.”

                Jazel chuckled as she had no idea how right she was with that statement.

                “So? What do you say me and you go to my place and have some fun?” the succubus asked seductively.

                Jazel smiled a bit before speaking. “Sorry madam, I’m the kind of guy that only sleeps with the woman he plans to marry and something tells me you aren’t interested in being tied down like that.”

                The succubus frowned slightly at his answer. “Come now pretty boy, surely you can just have a single night of fun?” she asked as she floated up to him and placed a hand on his face.

                Jazel grabbed her hand and gently removed it. “Sorry, but this pretty boy is reserved for the woman who will bare all of my children.”

                “Aw…you’re no fun,” she complained before backing off. “If you ever change your mind, you can always find me at that tavern there,” she said while pointing towards the building across the road from the Adventurers Guild.

                He looked over and saw a tavern with a sign above it. “Spicy Moments?”

                “That’s right. The place with the best spicy food in town,” she responded with a smug grin.

                “Interesting. I do enjoy spicy food,” Jazel said while rubbing his chin. He then looked back at the succubus. “If I ever decide to forgo my convictions and mess around, then I’ll be sure to see you first.”

                The succubus licked her lips. “I’ll be waiting hot stuff,” she said before floating away, making sure to flaunt her decently plump ass in the process.

                Jazel shook his head and continued to walk towards his destination, gaining the attention of the females while also gaining the ire of the males.

                “I’d bare all his children,” a birdmaid woman said while holding her chest with desire in her eyes.

                “I know right?” a slime woman said while clearly mentally undressing Jazel.

                Not using polymorph to change my appearance may have been a mistake, Jazel thought nervously.

                He could hear many men talk about him negatively out of jealousy but he didn’t focus too much on them. The only men who didn’t care to insult him were those that were too busy to comment or weren’t phased by his looks. Jazel saw two more succubi approach from the corner of his eye and he decided to pick up the pace as he didn’t want more women trying to shoot their shot at him, despite such a situation being advantageous for him in finding a girlfriend.  

                You’re quite the lady killer indeed, the voice of a certain goddess said in his head with a chuckle.

                You’re enjoying this I see, Jazel responded.

                Well until you arrived, I really had nothing to do and would more than likely have fallen asleep again by now.

                So I’m your entertainment now? Jazel asked in a fake surprised tone.

                Kamikako laughed. Is that an issue?

                Hmph, not really. Just try not to look at me when I bathe.

                I…I wouldn’t do that! she responded in defense.

                Oh really now? Jazel asked with skepticism.

                I won’t! she retorted with desperation in her voice.

                Jazel internally laughed at her reaction. Relax, I’m only kidding. Even if you looked at me naked, you wouldn’t get much of a show.

                Why’s that…

                As Jazel walked through the doors of the Adventures Guild, he managed to finish telling Kamikako about the Angelos peculiar trait when it came to their reproductive organs.

                That’s rather... Kamikako attempted to say before trailing off.

                Weird right? Jazel asked.

                I was going to say pure. Far more so than even my Angels it seems.

                Yeah well…we are that dedicated to just one woman.

                That’s…really nice to hear, she thought to herself without voicing her opinion to Jazel. Her mind then thought of Raiko and how he wished to marry a goddess.

                Raiko on your mind? Jazel asked with a cheeky grin.

                Kamikako panicked at Jazel’s astute observation. H…huh?! No way! Why would you say that?!

                Jazel laughed at her reaction, making the goddess blush profusely. Once he finished his conversation with Kamikako, Jazel looked around the guild and noticed everyone was looking at him as if he was some kind of anomaly.

                I really should have polymorphed, he thought as he walked to the receptionist desk in front of a shy looking halfling man.

                “H…how can I assist you?” he asked, staring at Jazel’s wings in wonder.

                “Hello, I’d like to—” but he was interrupted by a group of fairies that were flying around him with curiosity.

                “Hey you! Your magic smells absolutely amazing!” one of the female fairies said with eyes that looked like she was obsessed with his wings.

                “You’re hot too,” another said that Jazel was sure was a male fairy.

                “Thank…you?” Jazel responded with confusion clearly plastered on his face.

                “Even your voice is hot!” another female fairy said, licking her lips in appreciation.

                Jazel chuckled nervously a bit before leaning down towards the receptionist. “Please help me register to become an adventurer,” he said with a bit of urgency.

                “Mmm, look at that toned ass,” an unknown woman from a bit away said, sending shivers down Jazel’s spine.

                Jazel sighed deeply. “Hurry, I beg of you.”

               

                The sign-up process was easy enough despite the use of a magic orb that could tell if one was lying or not. Jazel was easily able to override the magic within the orb and make it show that he was speaking the truth, even with the elven mage in the room watching out for him trying to use any magic to mess with the orb. He was able to do all that without much effort on his part, completely undermining the elven mage’s prior boasting when Jazel walked into the room. The elven mage did mention how Jazel’s magic power was pretty unique based on the smell of it only and this further proved the people of this world are rather impressive with their magic detection. Of course, since Jazel had his wings out, he wasn’t able to completely conceal his power, but it wasn’t so much that magic sensitive people would lose themselves to lust like how the Angels and Kamikako did. He even had to do a written test as it wouldn’t make much sense to try and become an adventurer if you couldn’t even read the request that would be posted. He finished it in about two minutes, deliberately slowing down his writing speed as he didn’t want to seem like he cheated with magic or something. He passed with flying colors and moved on to the next phase of the test.

This phase of the registration process was the test they make all newbie adventures undergo to see where their ability lies among three ranks. The lowest rank is F rank, then there is E rank, and finally D rank. There are three ranks after D rank but no one can get further than D rank during the test as the guild found it to be extremely necessary for one to gain experience first. One can still do C rank requests if they manage to pass the test with a D rank but B rank and A rank will be off limits to beginners to avoid having overconfident fools die too quickly. Once an adventurer makes it to C rank however, the restriction is lifted and they can take on B and A rank request since at that point, if you die, that’s on you for going overboard. This world doesn’t bother with S rank as only the most powerful beings can do requests that difficult, plus those beings tend to not even be adventurers to begin with. The proctor even mentioned that the Hero Uly is one of such powerful beings and Jazel wanted to comment on how she didn’t seem like that big of a deal to him but he refrained as he knew that he would cause problems.   

                Jazel was now in an underground arena of sorts and there was a rather well-endowed female human mage that seemed a bit sleepy as she had dark circles under her eyes. She was preparing for a summoning and, based on the flow of magic and the chants that she was making, he could tell what kind of creature was being summoned. His kind are trained viciously to see information like this on reflex as seeing what your opponent is about to do could determine whether you live or die. Of course, once beings get to a certain level of power, it becomes difficult to read their movements and by the time you can see what is about to come out, you are already hit with their attack, thus making such foresight less important. It is typically better to just dodge or cancel out such magic attacks instead of waiting to see what will come out like a fool, but in this case, the woman might as well have been chanting in slow motion to him. Jazel could tell that the thing being summoned was a small wolf monster that seemed rather feeble and as soon as the mage finished her summon, the feeble black wolf appeared, growling at the Angelo fiercely.   

                “Okay, Mr. Servantez. Your goal is simple. Subdue this monster and I’ll grade you based on your performance.”

                “Understood,” Jazel said before the wolf monster charged at him.

                Jazel knew he could kill the thing faster than the proctor’s eyes could see but he didn’t want to waste time with their confusion. He simply let the wolf charge at him and when it jumped towards him, he caught it and squeezed slightly around its neck, making it vanish from sight.

                “Wow…okay then. I suppose with that performance we can move on to the next level,” the proctor said.

                The mage began to summon another monster and Jazel could tell the next one was a bear, which seemed quite underwhelming to him. As the bear appeared and charged at Jazel, it tried to swipe it’s huge claws at him but Jazel stood his ground and just flicked the bear in the face, making it vanish from sight.

                The proctor and mage were speechless at what they saw.

                “Can we move to the next one?” Jazel asked nonchalantly.

                The test didn’t last even five minutes as Jazel defeated all the summons thrown at him with a single move each. He even fought all the summons at once since the mage was a bit pissed that he could end things so soon. By the end of it, the mage had conceded and the proctor gave him a D rank as that was the highest he was allowed to give newbie adventurers until they gained more experience out in the field.

                 it doesn’t really matter since I don’t need to do high level request to get enough money for the week, Jazel thought.

                After over an hour, Jazel finally managed to get an adventurers license but not before getting sexually harassed by those fairies again. There were even some ripped Amazonian women who tried to convince him into doing a foursome with all three of them, much to his dismay. One of them even tried to touch his ass but he reflexively dodged it by making himself intangible so her hand passed through his body.

                As he hurriedly walked out of the Adventurers Guild, a voice that could hardly keep in their laughs rang in his head.

                Kamikako, reveling in the suffering of Jazel, spoke up. Pfftdid it go well? she asked with an obvious teasing tone.

                About as well as a nuke blowing up in my face, Jazel said with a sigh as he knew she clearly saw the way he was harassed.

                A what?

                No, never mind. At least I can head to the dungeon now.

                Try not to go too crazy in there, as I’m not sure the dungeon can handle your power. Actually, I’m sure it can’t.

                What? Do you think I’m going to blow it up or something?

                Kamikako was silent for a few seconds. A little, yes.

                Oh ye of little faith, Jazel said to her before heading off towards his first ever dungeon raid.