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MINUTETECH HAS MADE A GROUP CHAT
! Spoke, Squiddo, Kaboodle, Parrotx2, Planet.. +20 have been added!

9:23 AM [Tuesday August 6th]

(Unnamed gc)
Kaboodle has come online!

!Kaboodle has changed her nick to “Kab”

Kaboodle has gone offline!

Princezam: bro js left

Clownpierce has come online!

!Clownpierce has changed his name to “Clown”

Clown has gone offline!

Princezam: oh no it runs in the family…

Mapicc has come online!

Mapicci: zam come over

Yeah_Jaron has come online!

Yeah_Jaron: can’t you guys do that msg’s?
Mapicc: he kept spamming me with pictures of his dog so I blocked him.
Princezam: i’ll let you know princesssam is beautiful
Mapicc: Isn’t princesssam a boy?
Princezam: it can be any gender it wants to be TRANSPHOBE!!!
Mapicc: WOAHWOAHWOAH I’M NOT A TRANSPHOB
Princezam: yes u are

Princezam has changed Pangi’s nick into “transphobe”

Mapicc: WHY WONKT IT LET ME DHANGE IT!??
Princezam: you must suffer the consequences .
Mapicc: you didn’t even spell it right,,
Princezam: then I’d like to see YOU spell it right.
Mapicc: …

Mapicc and Princezam has gone offline!
Kaboodle has come online!

Kaboodle: now what just happened…
Yeah_Jaron: no clue..

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10:43 AM [Tuesday August 6th]
(Unnamed gc)

Baconwaffles: this is formated like a chatfic
PlanetLord: how would you know?
Baconwaffles:…..
Yeah_Jaron: I KNEW IT
Baconwaffles has gone offline
Yeah_Jaron: yeah he’s definitely the type to read genshin imapct chatfics
PlanetLord: Now how do you know about that..
Yeah_Jaron: …

Yeah_Jaron has gone offline!

minutetech: istg…

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Bacon -> Planet

10:50 AM [Tuesday August 6th]

bacon: do u wanna come over
planet: yes :3
bacon: bro didn’t even ask what we were doing..
planet: well what ARE we doing..
bacon: we’re playing warrior cats roleplay on Roblox
planet: WOOHOO!!!
bacon: back doors open

Planet and bacon has gone offline!

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12: 34 PM [Tuesday August 6th]
(Unnamed gc)

Spoke has gone online!

spoke: did you know it’s National wiggle your toes day
Ashswag: now why the FUCK do you know that
spoke: it’s circled on my calendar,, in red marker!
Ashswag: fucking weirdo.
Derapchu: in honor of National wiggle your toes day I will participate
[Derapchu has sent 1 video, of him wiggling his toes with NO SOCKS?!??!!?]
*Baconwaffles has come online*
spoke: now why does HE come online when Derapchu sends his toes…
Baconwaffles: this is why everyone see’s your feet as much as your face.

Baconwaffles has gone offline!

spoke: why didd he type that all in lowercase…
Ashswag: You just typed that in all lowercase?
spoke: now ur typing in proper grammer…
Ashswag: ,, okay.
Ashswag has gone offline!
spoke: YEAH GO BACK TO RED!!!!!

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Ashswag -> Reddoons

1:03 [Tuesday August 6th]

ashswag: im outside
reddoons: . why
ashswag: do you want my company or not?
ashswag: Because all i know is that ur playing mc alone.
reddoons: no i’ll leave you out there
ashswag: im freezing.
reddoons: do i give a shit?
ashswag: nvm spep let me in
reddoons: goddamnit.

Ashswag has changed reddoons’s nick!

Redd C=3: what’s this?
ashswag: ur tiny dick.
Redd C=3: . Why
ashswag: you didn’t let me in.

Ashswag and Redd C=3 have gone offline!

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7:38 PM [Tuesday August 6th]
(Unnamed gc)
Squiddo has come online!

Squiddo: we should totally do introductions..
PlanetLord: don’t we all already know each other?
Hannahxxrose: no im new
Baconwaffles: oh lord it’s like a generic chatfic..
Squiddo: why EVERYTIME you type it’s a reference to something to a chatfic,.
PlanetLord: he knows something we don’t.. 😨😨
Hannahxxrose: do you perchance read chatfics? I don’t judge

Ashswag has come online!

Ashswag: i judge
Squiddo: ash I think we know..
Hannahxxrose: Anyways I’m Hannah rose! I’m apart of the gardening club at school ^^

Admin has pinned a message.

Squiddo: who’s admin?
Ashswag: probably some ai shit

Spoke has come online!

Spoke: @everyone @everyone @everyone

10+ people have come online!

Parrotx2: bro what do you want..
Spoke: it’s an emergency
Jepexx: what is it this time..
Spoke: rare Jepexx sighting?
Jepexx: stfu
Spoke: ANYWAYSSSS IS ANYONE FREE RN?!!!?
Parrotx2: yes
Spoke: ok good I need you to come over,,,

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Spoke -> Parrot
7:39 PM [Tuesday August 6th]

Parrot: what did you need?
Spoke: ok so uhm.. I uhm found something?
Parrotx2: did u find a new species of spider or..
Spoke: no dude it’s like really weird and freaky
Parrotx2: so Derapchu’s at your house.?
Spoke: NO!!
Spoke: .. Just come over and see
Parrotx2: alright?.

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Later that night, after Parrot left his house..
[You’ll get a chapter on what happened later, Don’t worry..]

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9:34 PM [Tuesday August 6th]

(Unnamed gc)

Squiddo: I just realized there’s no gc name..
Minutetech: then what should it be..
Spoke: skibidi toilet fan club

Parrotx2 has come online!

Parrotx2: absolutely not..
Princezam: yes it should be the princezam empire
Ashswag: that’s even worse
Mapicc: let’s hold an election like in MURICA 🦅
Princezam: we are NOT boutta become a democratic government
Pangi: shouldn’t minute decide?
Spoke: minutes too uncreative..
Roshambo: the name should be cock shit
Pangi: oh!

Hannahxxrose has come online!

Hannahxxrose: shouldn’t parrot pick because he’s student council?
spoke: he’s almost never online unless I @everyone,
Hannahxxrose:.. you just @everyone.?
spoke: I know!
Parrotx2: will you guys stfu for one second?
Squiddo: I think you mean spoke..

Parrotx2 has edited “will you guys..” to -> “will spoke stfu for one second?

spoke: bullies all of you.
Parrotx2: how is this bullying..
spoke: I’m reporting ur account..
Squiddo: ok but why is his account ACTUALLY warned..
spoke: uhm bc!!
Squiddo: .. Alright!
Princezam: I still think we should name the gc princezam empire ://
Hannahxxrose: we’re still on that topic?
Princezam: now we are!
Mapicc: im telling you guys we hold a election
Princezam: my empire will have a monarchy.
Mapicc: im telling u this is a democracy..
Parrotx2: your both wrong..
Princezam: wdym.. D:
Parrotx2: it’s a gc dude.
Mapicc: why r you speaking to me like I’m spoke
Parrotx2: force of habit
Mapicc: fair..

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Reddoons -> ashswag

[10:23 PM Tuesday August 6th]

redd C=3: did you get home safely?
ashswag: yeah,,

Redd C=3 has changed his nick to “Redd”
Ashswag has changed his nick to “ash”

Redd: goodnight
ash:yeah wtv

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Chapter Text

OKAY SOOO ik my last chapter was DOOKIE but I’m here for some info about the book AND me :3

Me (Lyra)
- I check comments daily
- trying to post daily
- I usually write theses at night so sorry for grammar issues <3
- BTWBTWBTW!! If your comments are just straight up RUDE I will delete, I don’t mind instructive criticism but if ur js rude…..

Book (the ones that’s opened)
RELATIONS:
Kaboodle & Clown (siblings)
Ash & Squiddo & Branzy (siblings)
Redd & Spep (siblings)
Spoke & Minutetech (siblings)
Mane & Flame (siblings)
Ro & Planet (cousins)
Mapicc & Jepexx & Poafa (siblings)
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BTWBTWBTW!!!!!! Even tho this is a hs au..
Planet it still an alien thingy
Ro is an angel hand thingy..
Parrot has wings :3
And like.. yeah u get it!!
But mane isn’t a lion bc of boundaries docs ;D
And devil trio is uhm devil!!

Chapter Text

9:34 AM [Wednesday August 7th]

(Unnamed gc)

Kab has come online!

Kab: HAI ^_*
ashswag: oh hi Kab
spoke: does anyone know when school starts…
Kab: can’t you ask minute?
spoke: he’s asleep,,
Parrotx2: it starts on the 12th
spoke: .. when’s the 12th?
Kab: it’s on a Monday :3

Meanwhile…

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Clown -> Kab

9:40 [Wednesday August 7th]

Clown: Kab, why the FUCK is there blue hair dye stained on our bathroom..
Kab: ahahahaha about that..
Clown: you dyed your hair BLUE out of all colors..
Kab: btw why didn’t you just come to my room?
Clown: I’m with Branzay,,
Kab: ofc he is, he’s always over
Clown: im gonna shame you to the gc..
Kab: WHAT
Kab: WHATAYAHA
Kab: WHYYY!!!
Clown: you ruined our bathroom..
Kab: IMSORRY?

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9:43 AM [Wednesday August 7th]

(Unnamed gc)

Clown has sent, [3 images, the first one is blurry of Kab, with her blue hair (it looks like dookie poop.., the second one is a better angle (it looks worse) YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE HER ROOOTS!! The third one is just Kab playing that sad hamster sound or wtv]
Clown: live in shame.
Kab: IMSORRY
spoke: UR HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHITTT
Kab: ik
spoke: why do that before like,, SCHOOL STARTS IN A WEEK?
Kab: I thought you didn’t know when it starts?
spoke: u literally told me,,
Kab: o

Vitalasy has come online!
Vitalasy has changed his nick to “vi”

Vi: does anyone know where my cat is?
spoke: why would we know 😓
Vi: bc you might’ve stole it..
spoke: now WHY would I say I stole your cat..

PlanetLord has come online!

PlanetLord: im pretty sure Subz has it,,
Vi: .. and you know this because?
PlanetLord: sometimes Ro hangs out with subz ig
Vi:@subz GIFE ME BADK MY CAT?
Subz: no
Vi: omfg.
spoke: can u guys liek go to dms..
Kab: no no, I wanna see this.
Subz: vi is at my house now,,
spoke: oh that’s so preppy!

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Redd -> ash
11:32 AM [Wednesday August 7th]
Redd: ash
ash: ?
Redd: we’re gonna get ice cream
ash: .. since when?
Redd: since NOW
ash: ok but im not paying..
Redd: yeah ik ur broke ass won’t
ash: IM NOT BROKE??
Redd: then pay
ash: no I used my paycheck on Squiddo’s new glasses
Redd: fine.

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Chapter Text

MORE ABOUT THIS AU!

I remember someone asking me about my Squiddo, Ash, and Branzy siblings hc! I decided to go more into detail here:
They all have the same mother, different father. But they don’t really care if they are half siblings ^_^
And since the mommy is a dookie mommy.. Branzy decided to act as a “father” to them kinda? How did I come up with this? Well from the LS wedding ofc ^_^, clown ALSO gets into the picture as a “mother” to them also based off the LS wedding, and this happens because since Squiddo (the youngest) is bestest friends EVER with Kab (Clown’s younger sister) they eventually meet and go kissy kiss mwah MWAH!!
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About Lifesteal Academy,
The mascot is a heart (ofc) and has a principal they call “Ms.Pearl” (life series reference for my friend..)
The student council is: Parrotx2 (vice president) and Minutetech (President), theres also other members in here but I haven’t decided so MAYBE in the comments I might take some suggestions;D

(Teacher oc’s for this are simply to supervise the club)
Clubs:
Fencing:(Clownpierce, Leowook, Flamefrags, Manepear, and maybe in the future minutetech bc at my school u can be in multiple clubs)
The teacher for fencing is an oc bc I didn’t know who to do for it.. So erm Mr. Lain is the teacher but he can’t do DOOKIE since his students are stronger…
Art club: (Squiddo, Kab, Mid, Planet, Bacon, and Ro) Teacher oc: Miss. Toros
Gardening club: (Hannahxxrose, Jumperwho, princezam [who’s there for girls gossip..], and Pangi!) Teacher oc: Mr. Ruth
DND CAMPION!!: Reddoons, Spep, Vitalasy, Subz, and Wemmbu! Teacher oc: Miss. Yuan
Robotics: Cube, Branzy, 4C, Rekrap2! Teacher oc: Mr. James
I haven’t added any others yet BUT I’d love to hear your suggestions <3
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OTHER ACADEMIES!
Level’s SMP - A public school that has friendly competitions with them
Bliss SMP - School rival, competitive
Infuse SMP - A private school across town, pretty chill.
Life series academy - a wealthy school that’s okay!
Echocraft SMP - A school that Rekrap, Branzy, and Chief transferred from<3
What others should be added? :0
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FRIEND GROUPS:
Lala Legion - a close group of friends since the 8th grade
Blindfold bandits - mostly fencing kids but r pretty chill
The empire - oh my farty DARTS!! They are SUPER DUOER ACAY!! if u are meanies to them.. but they don’t bite,,
The abyss - a friend group that was close in middle school, but drifted apart.
The poggies - another friend group that drifted apart in freshman year (but still remained good friends, especially parrot and spoke)

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9:37 PM [Wednesday August 7th]
(Unnamed gc)

! 5 people are online

Mapicc: I still think this gc should be a democracy..
spoke: your still on abt that?
Mapicc: yes in fact ive decided to start a micronation
Kab: wth is a micronation..
Mapicc: no clue i saw ironland on tiktok and got inspo
Kab: well then what is ur micronation called..
Mapicc: gigglemyjingle
Clown: Kab I don’t think you should be talking to him..
Kab: why?
Clown: i'm not boutta let you get influenced by a dumbass.
Mapicc: as the president of gigglemyjingle community(a micro country) commands you to STFU!
spoke: woah woah woah.. WHO DECIDED THAT HE’LL BE A PRESIDENT???
Parrotx2: don’t you need to be elected or sum
Mapicc: I decided for myself that I’ll be a president,,
Parrotx2: ur micronation starting to sound like a monarchy..
Princezam: COPYCAT!!!!!!!!
Mapicc: DUDE IM NOT COPYING YOU
Princezam: im gonna be the opposing candidate for ur election
Parrotx2: what issue r you gonna even be fixing…
Princezam: the stanky smell of gigglemyjingle!
spoke: I can smell the stinky cartoon green lines with files of gigglemyjingle through the screen..
Mapicc: MY MICRONATION DOESN’T STINK???
Princezam: *my micronation
Mapicc: NU UH!!
Princezam: I’ll also be changing it into a monarchy!

! Minutetech has gone online

Minutetech: yknow what, whoever wins the president election will name the gc (and it stays for a month)
Mapicc: IM SO GONNA WIN THIS!!
spoke: what r you gonna even do to fix gigglemyjingle….
Mapicc: nothing bc it’s already perfect!!

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9:37 PM [Wednesday August 7th]
(Unnamed gc)

Princezam: HELLO WHY IS THERE “VOTE FOR MAPICC” POSTERS ON MY HOUSE??
Mapicc: im getting my votes 😽
spoke: i helped him
Princezam: YOU BITCHHHHHH
spoke: im gunna snitch to parrot
Princezam: DON’T YOU DARE.
spoke:@parrotx2
Parrotx2: dude what do you want,,
spoke: pls defend me pookie 😣😣
Princezam: THIS IS BULLYING IM REPORTING YOU GUYS!!!!

Parrotx2 has been banned!

spoke: HELLO HOW DID HE GET BANNED???
Princezam: they heard my calls..

! Mapicc has changed his nick to “Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT”
! Princezam has changed his nick to “Zam | RUNNING FOR KING”

Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: copycat..
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: wdym u literally copied me…
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: ur a gaslighter, do you want this as your president?
Squiddo: i looked at zam and it played the stinky spongebob sound
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: you don’t want a stinky president..

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Mapicc -> Ro

10:09 PM [Wednesday August 7th]

mapicc: do u wanna be my vice president?
ro: yyes
ro: yes
ro: absolutely
mapicc: ok bet meet me at my house gnag!!
ro: im already omw

Mapicc and ro have gone offline!
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10:37 PM [Wednesday August 7th]
Lala Legion?! 😼

ro: does anyone feel like ruining mapicc’s presidential compain?
spoke: absolutely!!
ash: no.
PlaentLord: i’ll only go if bacon goes :3
squiddo: yyes i’d love to ^_^
ro: okay so what were gonna do is write cock poop shit all over his posters!!
spoke: thats a HORRIBKE plan
squiddo: u should at LEAST spell horrible right :/
spoke: ok nerd…
squiddo: IMNOT A NERD????
ash: real footage of squiddo
[1 ATTACHMENT: of Squiddo saying “Erm ACTUALLY!!” while pushing her glasses]
spoke: NERD!!
squiddo: bullies :(
spoke: we’re literally ur friends wdym
plaentlord: :3

meanwhile with ash…

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10:39 [Wednesday August 7th]

Redd -> Ash

redd: ash
redd: ash
redd: ash
redd: ash
redd: ash
ash: HWAT???
redd: do you wanna be partners in the presidential election?
ash: what do i get out of it
redd: i’ll let you be player 1 when you come over next time..
ash: bet.

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(Spacewaffle sillies for, “Zenith”)

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PlanetLord -> Bacon

PlanetLord: can you call me
Bacon: . why?
PlanetLord: i needa rant abt a dream

☎️ Ongoing call, 4:56. —

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11:00 PM [Wednesday August 7th]
(Unnamed gc)

Mapicc has sent 1 attachment.. (I can’t figure out how 2 add images..)
[The image was a poster, it was similar to the “brat” album cover, but instead it was.. Do you want a stinky president? No? MAPE 4 PRESIDENT!”]

Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: I’M NOT STINKY???
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: loud incorrect buzzer..
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: I BET YOU PISS IN THE SHOWER
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: I DON’T???
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: I BET YOU DON’T EVEN WASH UR ASS IN THE SHOWER
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: NO I DO??
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: TAKE A SHWOER RN…

Zam | RUNNING FOR KING and Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT have gone offline!

Squiddo: now that the fart was that
ash: go to sleep
Squiddo: gorilla fart..

Chapter Text

12:08 AM [Sunday August 11th]

minutetech: did u ever add parrots new acc.. @spokeishere
spoke: yes i did..

! Parrotx3 has come online

spoke: see i tell NO lies.

! Parrotx3 has changed nick to “Dookie123”

Manepear: now who possessed parrot..
spoke: ewww stinky go back to bliss……
planetLord: whats wrong with bliss
spoke: everything
plaentLord: they're actually so nice what.. Merffinn helped me with pvp
spoke: they r still stinky
Manepear: okay, but can we go back to on how parrots name is “dookie123” 😭🙏
Dookie123: i hate you all -d
zam | RUNNING FOR KING: IS HE HACKED HELLO??
zam | RUNNING FOR KING: blink twice if yes
Dookie123: blinks once
zam | RUNNING FOR KING: oh nvm
spoke: HELPME PARROT GOT HACKED 😭😭

! Spoke has added parrotx1

parrotx1 has changed his nick to “Parrotx2”

Parrotx2: NOW WHY DID U HACK MY ACCOUNT @parrotx3
Dookie123: skibidi toilet rizz
minutetech: what thw fuck
pangi: what kinda crossover is this..
kab: now why do you only show up to mention fanfics..
pangi: ermmmmmm

! Pangi has gone offline

Dookie123: @parrotx1 your a copycat
Parrotx2: im not??
Dookie123: im literally the original..
Dookie123: ur theme song is literally copycat by billie
Parrotx2: bro what
Squiddo: GACHA SONG MENTIONED?!?
Dookie123: omg ur CULTURED!!
Squiddo: were keeping Dookie123

! Squiddo has changed “Dookie123” nick to “Parrot’s consicous”

kab: you spelled that wrong
Squiddo: ahut up nerd 😡😡
Squiddo: give me ur lunch money..
kab: *i shivered in fear as i gave my 20 bucks to feed my starving self in a legal prison as i stutter out* “o-o-okay”
pangi: what type of roleplay is this
Squiddo: a royal high 2018 roleplay
kab: yea you wouldn’t get it…
planetLord: so sad the hotel gotremoved
kab: planet plays royal high?!
plaentLord: no im on strike
Squiddo: omfg royal high community always on strike
plaentLord: its bc of the new toys or sum

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9:43 AM [August Sunday 18th]
(Unnamed gc)

ashswag: I want to Kill my self
spoke: oh what the skibidi Ohio sigma gyatt
Kab: did bros screen time get removed
spoke: I DON’T HAVE. A SCREENTIME??!
Parrotx2: u literally do what r you on
Kab: have a good day at school
Kab: skibidi toilet rizz
spoke: DIE
Branzy: so erm how was first week school for u guys..
Clown: hi
Kab: u always come online when Branzy is on
Clown: no..
Planetlord: I actually will Kill myself
Planetlord: I have no classes with bacon 😭
spoke: u have classes with me 🥺
Planetlord: yea but ur stinky
Planetlord: USE DEODORANT STINKY!!
spoke: ITS NOT MY FAULT MY 1STBPERIOD IS GYM!!
Planetlord: go tell the counselor ur getting bullied so it changes
Kab: but anyways a teacher thought I’m transgender
Kab: do I look like a man
Squiddo: no :3
Branzy: *ahem* how was everyone’s week?
Clown: amazing
Kab: that’s bc u have branzy in your classes you gay freak
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: I have this democratic freak in my class :/
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: wow ok I see how it is
spoke: @everyone
Squiddo: why’d you do that
spoke: unactive speakers…
Kab: *inactive
spoke: die.
Minute: oh!
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10:32 AM [August Sunday 18th]
Lala Legion!? 😼

Spoke: DO U GUYS WANNA HAVE A SLEEPOVER?!
Planet: why r you asking in the middle of the day
Spoke: I got lonely :/
ash: does minute know ?
Spoke: no
Planet: ssure
Squiddo: YES ^_^
Ro: erm why not!!
Spoke: come here in 15?
Planet: me and Ro are omw
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At the sleepover, they played stupidly hilarious games, watched movies (nerdy prudes must die) , drawled “portraits” of people and what not,

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1:28 PM [August Sunday 18th]
(Unnamed gc)

Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: I declare we hold debates tomorrow at lunch
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: im so gonna win
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: nu uh
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: TF YOU MEAN NU UH?!

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1:34 PM [Sunday August 18th]
Kab -> Woogiex

Kab: do you wanna play the new dti update??
Woogiex: yes

(1 round later..)

Kab: the theme was princess and NOBODY got my princess zam ref :/
Woogiex: yeah because all of these kids were born after 2015 😭
Woogiex: I still can’t believe I got last after making princess Sofia
Kab: SHES LITERALLY AMAZING!!!
Woogiex: THATS WHAT IM SAYINGG

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1:07 PM [Monday August 19th]
(Unnamed gc)
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: where is that prick Mapicc :/
Manepear: he’s in the library
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: im omw..
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: @pangi r you there
Pangi: yes I’m here to support you!!

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1:37 PM [Monday August 19th]
(Unnamed gc)

Kab: that debate was WILD 😭
Kab: “AT LEAST IM NOT YELLOW!!” HELP
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: yeah at least I’m not yellow
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: SHUR UP DEMON!!
Kab: awe look at ketchup and mustard <3
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: die.
Pang: you did amazing out there zam :D
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: Ty Ty!!

!kab has sent 1 video
[The video contains clips of the debate in the library with Zam in a ridiculous king outfit with Mapicc in a suit, with shouting and chatter around them (specifically Kab, Pangi, Clown, Mid, Hannah, Mane, and spacewaffles with one clear shout that said “AT LEAST I’M NOT YELLOW!!” - Mapicc, “ARE YOU BEING RACIST TOWARDS YELLOW LEGOS?!” - Zam]

Kab: OMG IT FINALLY SENT THAT TOOK FOREVER
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: YOU RECORDED THAT?!
Kab: YES LMAO!!
Leowook: how come I haven’t heard of this
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: because u never check ur phone
Parrotx2: yeah because he has a life
Parrot’s consicous: I don’t
Parrotx2: yeah is that why u hacked into my account
Parrot’s conicous: yeah :3
Minutetech: guys turn your phones off.. we’re in class
Parrot’s conicous: im not
Minutetech: well you don’t count…
Parrot’s conicous: HAHA IM SPECIAL!!

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3:46 PM [Monday August 19th]
(Unnamed gc)
spoke: SCHOOSL FINALLY OVER
spoke: @parrotx1 @parrotx1 @parrotx1
Parrotx2: bro what do you want
spoke: let’s hang out!!!
Parrotx2: no I’m busy.
spoke: doing what?
Parrotx2: ….
Parrotx2: the front doors open
spoke: YAY!

[ not even a FEW minutes later ]

spoke: parrot kicked me out :(
Parrotx2: YOU WERE TRYING TO FEED MY BIRD CHOCOLATE??
spoke: she deserve to know what goodness tastes like..
Parrotx2: SHE COULD’VE DIED!?
spoke: whatever now im going to mapes !!!!
spoke: (he’s more skibidi than you)
Vortex: sometimes I’m convinced spoke is an ai generated brain rot human.
Kab: how can he be human if he’s ai?
Vortex: ….
Vortex: shur up

———————-

5:36 PM [Monday August 19th]
Lala legion!? 😼
spoke: was that sleepover fun..
ash: no.
Planetlord: ur only saying that bc Ro drew on your face :3
ash: YEAH AND IT WAS A WHOLE ASS DICK
Ro: whoopies..
ash: YEAH “whoopsies”
Squiddo: 10/10 sleepover WOULD recommend!
ash: ur only saying that bc you picked the movie
Squiddo: ITS A GOOD MOVIE?!
ash: keep telling ur self that..
Planetlord: the movie was actually good tho..
spoke: great so you loved it!
ash: NO???
spoke: well ur opinion doesn’t matter
Planetlord: im giving you a five star yelp review
spoke: woohoo!
ash: i hate you all.
Squiddo: love you too! <333
———————-
7:34 PM [Monday August 19th]

! Kaboodle has added, Squiddo, Mid, Hannahxxrose.. + 1 other
(unnamed gc)
JumperWho: whar is this
Kaboodle: the girls alliance..
Squiddo: WE NEED A NAME!1!1 :3
Mid: wjat about the powerpuff girls
Hannahxxrose: OMG I LOVE THAT?!

! Kaboodle has changed the gc to “Powederpugf giels”

Squiddo: HIW DO SPELL IT THAT BADLY??
JumperWho: keep it for comitical reason
Squiddo: ermm actually it’s comidical!
Mid: so what even IS the girls alliance?
Kaboodle: erm we gossip abt stuff ;3
Hannahxxrose: GOSSIP GIRLS?!
Kaboodle: OMG I JUST RWALIZED THAT
Squiddo: we should watch that together!1!1
———————-

12:17 AM [Tuesday August 21st]

spoke -> minutetech

spoke: minutetech
spoke: minutetech
spoke: minutetech
minutetech: what do you want spoke
minutetech: its 12 am
minutetech: you should be sleeping like a normal person
spoke: i threw up all over the sink
minutetech: can’t you tell that to mom?
spoke: yeah but moms pissy bc of her job
minutetech: ok i’ll be there soon
spoke: ty

———————-

8:43 AM [Tuesday August 20th]
(Unnamed gc)

Planetlord: wheeres spoke
Planetlord: do u know parrot
Parrotx2: i actually have no clue
Minute: he’s staying home today
Minute: he’s sick rn
Planetlord: o

———————-

Planetlord -> spoke

planetlord: are u good
spoke: no i js threw up in a bucket
spoke: wanna see?
planetlord: NO??!!
planetlord: what r doing
spoke: im playing fornigte
planetlord: do you mean Fornite??
spoke: thars not right either..
planetlord: oh erm
spoke: yeah..
plaentlord: goodbye skibiditoilet
spoke: WHATT

———————-

Chapter Text

———————-

9:34 PM [Wednesday August 21]

Ashswag -> Reddoons

ash: what r you even doing
ash: the presidential debate already happened
Redd: trust the process
ash: im coming over btw
Redd: wow not even gonna ask me?
ash: Branzy and Squiddo are annoying me so
Redd: oh!
Redd: In that case I’m not letting you in
ash: fuck you
Redd: erm no..
ash: Spep will just let me in again,,
Redd: he’s asleep.
ash: oh!
ash: will you still let me in,,
Redd: no.
ash: I hate you
Redd: nu uh
ash: FYM NU UH??

———————-

10:32 PM [Wednesday August 21]
(Unnamed gc)

Branzy: Do any of you guys know where ash is?
Branzy: It's a school night.
Squiddo: he left like an hour ago,,
spoke: he’s at redds!
Minute: aren’t you supposed t be asleep..
Minute: YOUR SICK.?
spoke: erm…..
Minute: wait how do you even know this information..
spoke: ash gave me his location!!
Branzy: WHY,,?
spoke: in case redd pulls sm
Squiddo: @ashswag GET YO ASS HOME
ash: no
Squiddo:
Squiddo: oh!

———————-

9:54 AM [Thursday August 22]

Reddoons -> Ashswag

Redd: last night was fun
ash: you made me watch game theory about Minecraft.
Redd: wasn’t that fun?
ash: absolutely not..
ash: even Branzy made sit through a long talk of not going to ur house on school nights
Redd: not my problem!!
ash: wait go to the main gc
Redd: okay ?

———————-

9:58 [Thursday August 22]
(Unnamed gc)

Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: GIYS THE ELECTION IS AT STUDYHALL!!
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: @eveyrone
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: erm actually it’s @everyone 🤓
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: SHUR uP
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: DIE
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: DIE
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: DIE
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: DIE
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: DIE
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: DIE
Minute: no need to spam
Minute: your fatass name is already taking up half of the screen
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: WOW I SEE HOW IT IS :/

———————-

1:09 PM [Thursday August 22]
(Unnamed gc)
Zam | RUNNING FOR KING: GOTO THE STUDYHALL??
Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: wait since when was redd running
Redd: since now
Kab: will Ash be your vice president?
Redd: yes,,
Kab: IWAS RIGHT

[ About 25 minutes later.. ]

Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: HOW DID REDD WIN??!

———————-

1:34 PM [Thursday August 22]
Reddoons -> Roshambo

Redd: Pleasure doing business with you.
Ro: anything to rig Mapicc’s election!
Redd: for some reason I feel like there’s some unspoken tension between you guys..

———————-

1:37 PM [Thursday August 22]
Ashswag -> Reddoons

ash: DUDE WHAT DDI YOU DO
Redd: wdym
ash: HOW THE FUCK DID WE WIN RHE ELCTION??
Redd: I made a deal ;D

———————-

1:40 PM [Thursday August 22]
(Unnamed gc)

Minute: @Reddoons
Minute: time to choose the name..
Redd: what about “I’m 50% bisexual”

! Minutetech has changed the group name to “I’m 50% bisexual”
! Zam | RUNNING FOR KING has changed nicks..
! Mapicc | RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT has changed nicks..

Zam: buddy what side of bi..
Redd: the man one
Zam: WHY COME OUT IN A GC.
spoke: BE WHOYOU AREEEE
Minute: OMFG GO REST

———————-

Chapter Text

[ F L A S H B A C K ]

10:37 PM [Wednesday August 7th]
Lala Legion?! 😼
ro: does anyone feel like ruining mapicc’s presidential compain?
spoke: absolutely!!
ash: no.
PlaentLord: i’ll only go if bacon goes :3
squiddo: yyes i’d love to ^_^
ro: okay so what were gonna do is write cock poop shit all over his posters!!
spoke: thats a HORRIBKE plan
squiddo: u should at LEAST spell horrible right :/
spoke: ok nerd…
squiddo: IMNOT A NERD????
ash: real footage of squiddo
[1 ATTACHMENT: of Squiddo saying “Erm ACTUALLY!!” while pushing her glasses]
spoke: NERD!!
squiddo: bullies :(
spoke: we’re literally ur friends wdym
plaentlord: :3
[ F L A S H B A C K E N D E D ]

8:44 AM [Wednesday August 21]

Redd -> Ro

Redd: on a scale of one to ten, how much do you hate him?
Ro: his score was so high it broke the scale ❤️
Redd: would you be interested to ruin his presidency?
Ro: of course.
Ro: so what we doin ??
Redd: do you perhaps know a lot of people..
Ro: well I know spoke and he knows a LOT of people
Redd: oh!
Redd: good enough.
Redd: so what I need you to do is to pay everyone to vote for me
Ro: I don’t have money?
Redd: check ur PayPal
Ro: I honestly expected something crazy
Redd: work smarter not harder!
Ro: fair
Redd: and don’t you hate Mapicc?
Ro: ofc
Redd: then do it!!!!!
Ro: I was already gonna do it dum dum

———————-

9:43 AM [Wednesday August 21]
Mapicc -> Ro

Mapicc: bro
Mapicc: I know your planning sm
Mapicc: to fuck up the elections
Mapicc: it happened years ago why won’t u let it go?

>RO HAS READ! AT 9:45<
>YOU CAN NO LONGER SEND MESSAGES TO THIS USER!<
Mapicc: fine. (❗️MESSAGE NOT SENT]

———————-

Chapter Text

———————-

8:49 AM [Monday August 26th]
(I’m 50% bisexual)

Hannahxxrose: HELPME
Kab: hannahs a victim 😿
spoke: what happened
Hannahxxrose: SUPER SENIORS 🙁
Kab: who even is it
Hannahxxrose: AVA KRIS??
Kab: THE TRANS GIRL?
Hannahxxrose: yes.
Hannahxxrose: this girl is so weird
Kab: im praying for u..

———————-

9:43 AM [Monday August 26th]
(I’m 50% bisexual)

Manepear: bro spoke is this bullying assembly for u
spoke: NO??
spoke: I’m literally sick
spoke: I hate it
Minutetech: you WOULD be better if you had ur medicine
spoke: it’s yucky
Manepear: spoke i swear this is abt u
spoke: I’m not even at school
Manepear: this is a cyber bullying assembly.
spoke: ok maybe it IS me.
Manepear: see I’m right!!

———————-
10:43 AM [Monday August 26th]

Map pick -> Ro

Map pick: hello
Ro: stop making alts to talk to me
Map pick: look I’m sorry
Ro: you literally left me.
Map pick: it seriously wasn’t gonna be like that
Ro: silence hoe.
>THIS USER HAS BLOCKED YOU!<
Map pick: you never let me apologize. (❗️MESSAGE NOT SENT)

———————-

11:34 AM [Monday August 26th]
Lala legion?! 😼

spoke: *I sigh as a i send the devistatsing message,* “Hello. Friends, I’m here to announce that my monster of a mother is grounding me from my phone until I get better, I do not know when or how we will meet again. But we will again, my dear friends.”
ash: what the fuck
Ro: we are in class 😭

———————-

Chapter Text

———————-
1:34 PM [Tuesday August 27th]
May pick -> Ro

May pick: please just let me explain
Ro: no.
May pick: you know I won’t stop until you hear me
Ro: I said no?
>THIS USER HAS BLOCKED YOU!<
May pick: every damn time. (❗️MESSAGE NOT SENT)

———————-

1:40 [Tuesday August 27th]
Mapicc -> Planetlord

Mapicc: planet can u tell ur cousin to stop blocking me
Planetlord: uhmmm no
Mapicc: why
Planetlord: im playing warrior cats with bacon :p
Mapicc: istg your always playing with bacon
Planetlord: byee ^_^

———————-
??:?? [???]

Jepexx -> Lyra

Jepexx: can u give me more screen time
Lyra: uhm nu uh..
Jepexx: can’t you just change the storyline like normal?
Lyra: dude I’ve been doing it too much.
Lyra: yknow admin won’t like it.
Jepexx: you never cared when it started, why care now?
Lyra: because I value my life ;-;
Jepexx: what the sigma
Jepexx: u literally made it canon u can’t die
Jepexx: WHY ARE YOU SCARED
Lyra: admin is scary?
Jepexx: vro im so gonna post this convo
Lyra: COUNT YOUR DAYS BITHC

Chapter Text

??:?? [???]

Jepexx -> Lyra

Jepexx: Lyra wake uppp
Lyra: stfu!!
Jepexx: this is actually important..
Lyra: wha
Jepexx: u GYATT to let me spend more time w my friends 😽
Lyra: no.
Jepexx: BUT WHY NOTT
Lyra: we are literally admins servants
Lyra: we are NOT here to be making friends in this universe
Jepexx: ur no fun
Lyra: womp to the wompity womp.
Jepexx: but the last universe was no fun either :(
Lyra:
Lyra: whatever I need to finish the script for tomorrow's school day
Jepexx: isn’t it kinda weird we have to do this??
Lyra: uhm do what
Jepexx: do this? To literally traveling to different au’s of Lifesteal
Jepexx: it’s making me lose aura points
Lyra: it’s fine we have clones of us in different au’s..
Lyra: stfu this is what u signed up for when u were s1 owner
Jepexx: yea but ur no fun
Jepexx: why’d they assign u as my partner
Lyra: because you can’t do shit?
Jepexx: UHM RUDE??
Jepexx: -2000 aura :/
Lyra: what the fuck is aura.
Jepexx: DUDE..
Lyra: anyways..
Jepexx: I just feel bad ig??
Jepexx: I feel bad for like yk ruining shit here
Lyra: it’s our job.
Jepexx: and I especially feel bad abt Poafa and Mapicc :/
Lyra: those aren’t even your real brothers
Jepexx: WELL IN THIS UNIVERSE THEY THINK I AM
Lyra: just hang tight, only a few more universes and we can go back to our separate worlds!!
Jepexx: yea I’ll be glad when ur gone
Lyra: wow okay I see how it is
Jepexx: uhm sorry sigma!!
Lyra: -1000 aura
Jepexx they grow up so fast 🙁
Lyra: I’m literally older than you.
Jepexx: not in this universeee
Lyra: SHTU UP
Jepexx: ok but actually i think I’ll miss u a little
Jepexx: you were like.. a LITTLE skibidi
Lyra: that last statement wasn’t necessary
Lyra: .. but thank you
Jepexx: yeah thank me :p
Lyra: nvm go back to ur bloodthirsty SMP original universe
Jepexx: WAIT NO

————
9:38 [Wednesday August 28th]
(50% bisexual)
spoke: I’m finally unstick
spoke: *unsick
Squiddo: happy celebration stock audio
spoke: thankpyou
Mapicc: has anyone seen Jepexx? He isn’t in class,,
Poafa: he’s with his new friend ^_^;
Mapicc: oh that girl
Mapicc: SHE WAS GIVING ME DIRTY LOOKS 😭
Poafa: couldn’t be me
Mapicc: SHUR UP
Mapicc: YOUR OPINIONS DONT MATTER
Poafa: wow ok I see how it is
Mapicc: 😽

————

??:?? [???]
(Admins endangered servants)

Jepexx: GUYS
Jepexx: GUYS
Lyra: what
Ash: what
Jepexx: you guys are oddly in sync
Lyra: nah he is using one of those glitches again
Ash: uhm no..
Jepexx: we should play Roblox
Lyra: what no
Jepexx: why not
Lyra: I’m working my ass off to make a long chapter
Lyra: tbh you guys have NOT been doin’ your part
Ash: ok but i let you make me fall in love with redd
Ash: isn’t that enough?
Lyra: uhm no
Ash: ok wow fuck you
Jepexx: we getting a little freaky? Heh….
Lyra: kill Yourself
Jepexx: wow such kind words
Ash: ok Ly when is that confession thing scheduled
Lyra: today!
Ash: WHATATTAAGHA
Lyra: good luck ;)

! Lyra has muted Ashswag for an *hour*

Jepexx: you must hate him a LOT
Lyra: okay your cut from chapter 14
Jepexx: WOW FUCK YOU!! 😡
Lyra: ok go back to sleep
Jepexx: u were asleep first
Lyra: yea bc I’m old and tired
Jepexx: well erm actually in this universe your 15 🤓
Lyra: die
Jepexx: DiE
Lyra: are you mocking me?
Jepexx: uhm no ur literally so sigma Ohio GYATT rizz alpha baby gronk
Lyra: i can only assume those are good things..
Jepexx: uhm yes ofc

[ A few moments later..]

Lyra: yo should i add a duality duo reunion
Jepexx: RHUS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN ASKING FOR
Lyra: k

————
1:32 PM [Wednesday August 27th]
Ro -> Mapicc

Ro: I’m gonna let u explain js this once
Mapicc: ok so back in middle school when i left u, remember when spoke left us for parrot? I thought it was ur fault so i hated u, until now bc I realized I’m a dumb bitch
Ro: yeah, you are a dumb bitch.
Ro: do you know how embarrassing it was?
Ro: that i had no friends so i had to hang out w my cousin and his friends
Mapicc: uhm do u forgive me
Ro: sure ig

Chapter Text

??:?? [???]
(Admins endangered servants)

Jepexx: LYRA I THOUGHT I WAS CUT FROM CAHOTER 14
Lyra: were u looking through my notes
Jepexx: yes
Lyra: did u get help
Jepexx: no
Lyra: liar :/
Jepexx: ok wow rude
Ash: hi
Lyra: shut up
Ash: wow rude
———
5:26 PM [Wednesday September 4th]
(im 50% biseuxal)

Zam: HELLO???
[The photo he sent was a picture of Ash and Reddoons on their little hangout.. While holding hands]
Planet: omg ro owes me sm money
Ash: excuse me what sir
Planet: uhm bye i gotta go see bacon
Ash: GET BACK HERE
——-
6:37 PM [Wednesday September 4th]
(The Empire 🐺🐺🗣️🔥)

spoke: hey goidy gang
spoke: would u perhance like going camping
Mapicc: gc has been dead for weeks n this is how u bring it back
spoke: yes
Jepexx: but yes skibidi toilet alpha gyatt ohio
Jepexx: we will go camping
Mapicc: how am i related to ur ass 💀
Jepexx: were bringing poafa too
Mapicc: istg i can NKT separate ur asses
Jepexx: shur up
spoke: so r we going
Jepexx: yes.
ChiefXD: uhm nu uh
Mapicc: ur opinion doesn’t matter sooo
Minutetech: Spoke wphy are you invitng them to our cabin
spoke: im being inclusive.
———-
7:34 PM [Wednesday September 4th]

(The Empire 🐺🐺🗣️🔥)

Minutetech: bro where r u spoke 😿
Jepexx: wait i can see his fat gyatt
spoke: excuse me what sir
Mapicc: can u not speak in brainrot for 5 seconds
Jepexx: absolutely not
Mapicc: :/
ChiefXD: idk abt u but im stil in the cabin
spoke: yeah that’s bc ur a scaredy-cat
ChiefXD: maybe it’s bc I don’t wanna be drenched in rain brotha
spoke: can u not say brotha for 5 seconds
ChiefXD: no 🔥🔥
———

8:00 PM [Wednesday September 4th]
(The Empire 🐺🐺🗣️🔥)

Jepexx: that bondfire was so skibidi
Mapicc: you used my speaker to play joy and anxiety in a rap battle.
Jepexx: but it’s so good 🙁
spoke: no but that was actually FIRE
Minutetech: come help me clean
spoke: no get back to work minutella
Minutetech: I hate you so much.

Chapter Text

8:00 PM [Thursday September 5th]
(The Empire 🐺🐺🗣️🔥)

spoke: guys we get our soulmate color tmr 🥺
Minutetech: have you been watching gacha again.
Mapicc: ew gacha kid dn
spoke: yea ur soulmateless :/
Mapicc: excuse me What
Jepexx: sigma sigma on the wall
Jepexx: who’s the rizziest of them all?
ChiefXD: can you not be brain rot for 1 minute
Jepexx: no i can’t fanum tax… :/
ChiefXD: what the Fuck
Minutetech: okay who spilled ice everywhere
spoke: why is mapicc looking at me across the room
spoke: glaring
Mapicc: u did it
spoke: NO???
Mapicc: yeah.
Jepexx: why are you guys looking at ME now

(A few minutes later)

ChiefXD: it was me and Poafa lol
Mapicc: I hope u die
ChiefXD: aw dang it
———-

8:37 PM [Thursday September 5th]
(I’m 50% bisexual)

Flamefrags: did anyone do the science homework..
Squiddo: there was science homework 😨
Kab: I told you so
Squiddo: shut up.
Kab: :p
Squiddo: :(
Kab: :)
Cube: what in the lesbianism
Dookie123: begone

! Dookie123 has muted Cube

Kab: LOLLL
Squiddo: i Love woman
Kab: what
Squiddo: huh
Kab: huh
Hannahxxrose: why are we saying huh
Squiddo: it’s a lesbian thing
Kab: erm actually I’m bisexual 🤓🤓
Squiddo: close enough
Reddoons: do u know I’m 50% bisexual
Kab: yeah so basically you like men
Reddoons: says who
Kab: says the gc name.

———-

Chapter Text

4:35 PM [Sunday September 8th)
(The Empire 🐺🐺🗣️🔥)

spoke: camping was epick
Minutetech: you almost killed yourseld
spoke: wait hold on

! Spoke has changed Minutetches nick to.. “Minutella”

Minutella: your still holding onto that?
Minutealla: u need to let it go
spoke: no.
Jepexx: the hot tub was fun
Mapicc: ur only saying that bc u had the jets..
Jepexx: I WON THEM FAIR AND SQUARE
Minutella: you literally pulled up w a water gun fym…
Jepexx: shhhh!
Jepexx: *mews*
Mapicc: can we have an anti speaking Jepexx rule
ChiefXD: just kick him?
Mapicc: shut up nipplewhore
ChiefXD: SHUT UP
spoke: what even happened
Mapicc: he spilled snow cone on his nipple 😭
ChiefXD: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT…
Minutella: my dad said get in the car
Minutella: or else ur getting left

[A few minutes later]

Jepexx: WHY IS SPOKE IN THE TRUNK..
Mapicc: there weren’t enough seats so
spoke: it’s fun back here
Minutella: I can literally see u texting planet 😭
spoke: shut up
spoke: I hate u
spoke: die
ChiefXD: bro spoke took my iPad to watch Disney 😭
spoke: I’m watching Pocahontas
Jepexx: I lov Pocahontas..

———
5:34 PM (Sunday September 8th)

Zam: so is everyone ignoring that like
Zam: Spoek js left in the middle of the school week
Leowook: uhm yes
Zam: oh!
Ashswag: why didn’t u wait for me redd..
Reddoons: wdym
Ashswag: YIU STARTED THE WORLD WITHOUT ME
Reddoons: whoops
Ashswag: I Hate you
Reddoons: love u too dookie!!
Ro: so it’s fr?
Planet: fuck.
———
5:48 PM (September Sunday 8th)
Derapchu -> Peentar

Derapchu: get on bedwars kitten
Derapchu: ur making daddy angy
Peentar: what the Fuck.
Derapchu: now that I’ve gotten ur age ion
Derapchu: park. now.
Peentar: ok uhm

Chapter Text

5:34 PM (Sunday September 8th)
(I’m 50% bisexual)

Kab: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN SPOKES SNAP SOTRY??
Hannahxxrose: no what is it
Kab: HE GOT IN A CAR CRASH
Ro: loser
Kab: shut up hoe
Kab: hold on ima turn ganglish
Kab: ho yu be on sight w my strap
Ro: what the Fuck Kab.
Vitalasy: that isn’t even ganglish
Kab: shut up
Kab: it is trust
spoke: I am okay
Kab: this is NOT spoke
spoke: I’m using text to speak
Mapicc: ok why is nobody asking about my well being
Kab: ur not important rn
Mapicc: I see how it is.
Jepexx: couldn’t relate 😛
Vitalasy: ok out of all people
Vitalasy: Why is JEPEXX okay?
Jepexx: I wore my seatbelt
Jepexx: #kidsafty
Mapicc: you are NOT a kid
Jepexx: 😭😿🙁
Mapicc: 😁😃😊

——-

Ashswag -> Reddoons
4:37 (September, Friday 13th)

Ashswag: can I come over
Ashswag: Branzy has his bf over again :/
Reddoons yeah, if you can climb into my window
Ashswag: .. why?
Reddoons: I’m grounded.
Ashswag: ok we’re watching horror movies together!
Reddoons: i hate u.
Ashswag: do you have anything better to do?
Reddoons: ….

———-
5:34 PM (Friday September 13th)
(I’m 50% bisexual)

spoke: IM ALIVE!!
Parrotx2: that should’ve killed u
Planetlord: ur so mean,, you should’ve died
Parrotx2: is this a planet alter ego
Parrotx2: moonlord?
Planetlord: Ty I’m using that for my oc
Bacon: do NOT make me roleplay with moonloed
Planetlord: :)

Chapter Text

9:37 AM (Monday, September 15th)
Lala legion 😼

Planet: do yuo guys know why there’s a school asymbel
Squiddo: school talent show :D
spoke: lets recreate cinderella
Ro: how about no
spoke: BUT YOU’D MAKE ACOOL EVIL STEPSISTER
Ro: no.
spoke: what about dream SMP roleplay
Ashswag: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Squiddo: DO NOT BEAT THE ALLGETIONS
Squiddo: YOU ROLEPLAYED ON
Squiddo: DREAM SMP DISCORD SERVERS
Ashswag: NO NO NO
Ashswag: bu t planet roleplays too
Squiddo: but planet roleplays on roblox so it’s oka
Planet: wait nvm bacon wants to do sm with me :D
spoke: JTS ALWAYS BACON?!!?
Ro: spoke being jealous?
spoke: IAM NOT JEALOUS
Ro: ur jealous,,
Ro: ur jealous bc planet wants to do the talent show with someone else…
spoke: AM NOTT
spoke: #stopspokebullying
Ro: uhm no
spoke: fuck you
Ro: no.
spoke: I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKEM THAT GELP
Ashswag: anyways I cant do the talent show
Squiddo: why
Squiddo: is it bc ur gonna be w red

———

Derapchu - > Pentar
10:21 AM (Monday, September 15th)
Derapchu: what’s with these homies who be dissing my boy
Derapchu: do they know I’m avergated with the negativity and noise?
Pentar: what in the 2020 y/n TikTok dsmp lyrics prank is this
Derapchu: can we pretty please be in the talent show together 🥺🥺
Pentar: no I’m doing it with E
Derapchu: wow now ur cheating on me..
Pentar: WERE NOT EVEN DATING??
Derapchu: HOW TF COULD YOU BREAK MY HEART
Derapchu: 🖤💔☹️⛓️
Pentar: omfg your so weird.
Derapchu: FINE DO THE TALENT SHOW WITH YOUR NEW BABE..
Pentar: gladly! :)
Derapchu: i hate you sm.
Pentar: and yet you dm me every night to play bedwars.
Derapchu: .. 🙁
Pentar: !!!!

———

Mapicc - > Ro

Mapicc: ro
Mapicc: Ro
Mapicc: ROO
Mapicc: ROSHMABO GAMES.
Ro: do NOT say my last name
Ro: it’s so embarrassing 😭💔
Mapicc: oh you actually responded
Ro: yeah.
Mapicc: ANYWAYS LETS SIT TOGETHEE AT LUNCH
Ro: your acting like we’re in middle school again
Mapicc: but I’m cooler so
Ro: uhm okay.
Ro: anyways MAPICC JOHNSONE DICKISTION.
Mapicc: DO NOT SAY MY FULL NAME OMFG
Ro: ok Marley
Mapicc: your giving me war flashbacks.
Ro: <3
Mapicc: do never send me that again.
Ro: <3.

——

11:38 AM
(Monday, September 15th.)
BLINDFOLD BROTHAS!!! 🤫🧏‍

Manepear: chat
Manepear: chat
Manepear: chat
The mortal demon: hwat
Manepear: when’s practice..
The mortal demon: after school.

——

1:08 PM (Monday September 15th)

Ro - > Mapicc

Ro: ok lunch was fun
Mapicc: I was RIGHT
Mapicc: nothing beats the empire!!
Ro: and yet spoke hangs out wirh lala legion more
Mapicc: LALALALALAL I CAN’T HWAR YOUU

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Derapchu - > Pentar
2:08 PM (tuesday September 16th)

Derapchu: hey skibidi
Pentar: stop harassing me..
Derapchu: WELL ITS UR FUSLT
Pentar: HOW THE FREAK IS IT MY FULAT??
Derapchu: you left me to work with E 🙁🙁
Pentar: I don’t give a SHIT 💚
Derapchu: stop brat summer is over
Pentar: pumpkin THAT 🧡
Derapchu: ..
Pentar: anyways I’m sorry
Derapchu: I am stuck working with MANEPEAR.
Pentar: whats wrong w mane
Derapchu: HEKS SCARY :(
Pentar: couldn’t relate 😛

——

Planet -> Bacon
2:13 PM (Tuesday September 16th)

Planet: bacon :(
Bacon: planet!
Planet: WEDONT SIT BY EACH OTHER NAYMORE HDHDNDINU
Bacon: you literally sit behind me
Planet: AAND NEXT TI SPOKE
Bacon: isn’t he your like best friend??
Planet: no baby gronk ur my best friend
Bacon: ok btw
Bacon: are you going to my orchestra concert?
Planet: yyes
Planet: band is poopy
Bacon: your in band.
Planet: exactly!

—-

2:29 PM (Tuesday September 16th)
(THE SKIBIDIS 🤫🧏‍♀️)

Clown: so is rehearsal optional or
Kab: IT IS NOT!!!
Clown: 😞
Kab: but branzys gonna be here today!!
Clown: and suddenly I love this extra credit show.
Kab: your skipping fencing for this?
Clown: yes.
Kab: okay brb!!

—-

Kab -> zam
2:39 PM (Tuesday September 16th)

Kab: zam
Kab: zam
Kab: zam
Kab: zam
Zam: WHAT
Kab: pretty please join this ??
Zam: join what..
Kab: Katherine Sanchez Myrtle Price acting academy???
Zam: no.
Kab: BUT WHY ITS SO MUCH FUN
Zam: MY MOM JS NOR APYING FOR THAT
Kab: YOU PAY FOR UR OWN SHIR SHTU UP
Kab: if you don’t join I WILL show everyone your 2020 phase.
Zam: SHUT UP
Zam: SHUR UP
Zam: NONONO

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lowkey i forgot this existed but i made a discord server 🔥🔥

I’m writing the next chapter right now in a vc wink wink

https://discord.gg/Pp53K4ph

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10:32 PM (Sunday October 6th)
Untitled gc

Mapicc: so you're probably wondering why I’ve gathered you here

! Roshambo has left the group chat

Mapicc: DIE
Zam: woah there buckaroo

! Roshambo has been added to the group chat

Mapicc: anyways!
Zam: wait why am i here 💀
Mapicc: it’s called operation awesome
Roshambo: what the freakity freak is that name
Mapicc: what are u on Ro
Mapicc: LOOK AT U.
Roshambo: it was a planet dare okay
Mapicc: istg
Zam: anyways why.
Mapicc: why what?
Zam: THE GROUP CHAT YOU SPINELESS BITCH
Mapicc: wow so rude
Mapicc: but I need help..
Roshambo: with what?
Zam: how about no!
Mapicc: JUST HEAR ME OUT
Roshambo: and suddenly my ears grew smaller?
Mapicc: DIE
Mapicc: anyways I need your help
Mapicc: with homework
Zam: i thought you were passing?
Mapicc: I got a 45% on my quiz 💀
Zam: NEVERMIND LMAO
Zam: well im not helping
Mapicc: Ro please???
Ro: no.
Mapicc: I HATE YOU ALL
——

Planet -> Bacon
10:37 PM (Sunday October 6th)

Planet: I miss you :(
Bacon: we literally hung out yesterday
Planet: well ro’s boring..
Bacon: stop FaceTiming me
Planet: no 💜💜
Bacon: what the freak does a Purple Heart mean
Planet: no clue!
Bacon: of course..
Planet: aanyways
Planet: answer my call!
Bacon: okay okay..
——

11:23 PM (Sunday October 6th)
(THE SKIBIDIS 🤫🧏‍♀️)

Ashswag: do you wanna explain why the fuck im a lab baby
Kab: nope! :3
Ashswag: DIE
Kab: that’s so mean
Ashswag: i thought my character was gonna be cool
Kab: he is!
Kab: anyways wanna see a magic trick?
Ashswag: yes

! Kaboodle has added zam to the gc

Ashswag: where’s the trick
Kab:
Kab: oh,.
Zam: hi guys! 😼
Maddie: blink twice for help
Zam: blinking rapidly at my phone rn
Maddie: YELP
—-

Spoke -> Planet
11:59 PM (Sunday October 6th)

Spoke: i miss u
Planet: What
Spoke: PLEASE 😞😞
Planet: im with bacon rn
Planet: llater???
Spoke: UES
Spoke: YES**
—
12:25 AM (October Monday 7th)
(BLINDFOLD BROTHAS!!! 🤫🧏‍)

Manepear: i just ate the best Popeyes sandwich
Clown: without me????
Manepear: sorry 🙁
The mortal demon: ok so this is what you do with my credit card
Manepear: sorry

—-

[????????]
Jepexx -> ???

Jepexx: and im really sorry
???: istg you always mess shit up
Jepexx: sorry.

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Derapchu -> Pentar
9:39 AM (Wednesday October 9th)

Derapchu: hey
Derpahcu: licks you!
Pentar: okay first off what the fuck
Derapchu: and secondly?
Pentar: there is no secondly
Pentar: your js weird
Derapchu: :(
Pentar: turn that frown upside down
Derapchu: thats the kindest thing you’ve ever said to me
Pentar: Nevermind.
Derapchu: WHA
Pentar: ecorridor has made me realize my self worth
Derpachu: and?
Pentar: and im leaving you
Pentar: tootles!
Derapchu: WHATWHATWHAT
—-

Spoke -> Planet
10:23 PM (Wednesday October 9th)

Spoke: so let’s hang out
Planet: what if i said im sick
Spoke: did u eat ro’s cookihn or something
Planet: not this time actuslly
Spoke: okay what did yuo
Spoke: do
Spoke: you*
Planet: i got expired chips from
Planet: 7/11 with bacon
Spoke: your always with him
Planet: are u jealous
Spoke: no he smells like greasy cat food
Planet: oka bye bye
Planet: that was MEANNN
Spoke: WIAR NO IM SORRY
Spoke: CLEO NAURR
Planet: my name isn’t Cleo :/
Spoke: pretend it is
Planet: ok!
—-

10:43 PM (Wednesday October 9th)
(I’m 50% bisexual)

Manepear: dead ahh gc
Planet: guys did u know my name is Cleo now
Spoke: STOP THIS TOMFOOLERY NOW
Manepear: oh congradulations
Kab: erm actually it’s spelled congratulations according to the dictionary!!! 🤓🤓
Manepear: actually according to the dictionary can you fuck off
Kab: that doesn’t even make any sense
Manepear: is it supposed to
Hannah: back off ho
Manepear: fee fi to thump
Hannah: are you calling me big
Manepear: no im saying u look like the beamstalk
Manepear: in jack and beamstalk
Hannah: RUDE
Minute: okay fly away little butterfly

! minute has muted Manepear for *thirty* minutes

Hannah: LMFAO
Kab: YELP
Minute: deevilized akuma
Spoke: is this what you’ve been watching on Netflix
Spoke: MIRACULOUS LADYBUG??
Minute: im watching it with Wemmbu
Wemmbu: we should go as lady bug and cat noir for Halloween
Minute: im cat noir right
Wemmbu: how about no
Minute: YOUR SO MEAN 😿😿
Wemmbu: <3
Jepexx: are you guys getting rizzy
Mapicc: SHUT THE FUCK UP JEPEXX
Jepexx: im telling mom 💔💔
Mapicc: NO DONT YOU DARE TELL MOM

! Mapicc and Jepexx has went offline

Clown: and i looked at my sister and smiled
Kab: thanks!
Ashswag: i looked at MY sister and frowned
Squiddo: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSSED TO MEAN
Branzy: Asher swag smith
Branzy: what the freak
Squiddo: NOT THE FULL NAME
Ashswag: thank you for doxxing my full name in the group chat <3
Reddoons: it’s A groups chat not THE group chat
Ashswag: .
Ashswag: .
Ashswag: and i think i have to walk our dog
Squiddo: squiggles has been dead for 3 years fym you walking our dog 😭😭
Ashswag: IM WALKING OUR DOG.

! Ashswag has gone offline

Kab: so dead for a dead gc right mane
Flame: FREAK YOU KABOODLE PIERCE
Kab:
Kab: that is NAWT flame frags

—

10:57 PM (Wednesday October 9th)
(Purple purple and orange)

Squiddo: do you guys wanna match Halloween costumes
Ashswag: shouldn’t you be asleep
Ashswag: you still have a bedtime 💀💀
Squiddo: SHUTUP
Branzy: anyways
Branzy: what are the Halloween costumes
Squiddo: you know those
Squiddo: the three sisters from
Squiddo: Hamilton
Branzy: the skyhuler sisters of sm
Squiddo: YES
Ashswag:
Ashswag: i am NOT boutta dress up in a dress
Squiddo: it’ll be fun!!
Ashswag: redd will never let me see the end of it.
Squiddo: so the first thing that comes to mind is Reddoons? 🤨🤨
Ashswag: DIE
Branzy: now let’s use our kind words
Ashswag: you did not js say that
Branzy: But I did! :)
Ashswag: but I couldn’t anyways
Ashswag: me and Redd are already matching
Squiddo: and you say im the lesbian in this family
Squiddo: WELL YOUR THE GAY IN THUS FAMILY
Ashswag: you didn’t deny it
Squiddo:
Squiddo: I think it’s my bedtime! 🤗
Branzy: isn’t it at 11:15
Squiddo: GOODNIGHT.

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2:37 AM [???]
(Admins endangered servants)

Jepexx: daddy’s gonna be honest kitten
Jepexx: daddy might need some money
Lyra: what the actual fuck
Lyra: GO TO SLEEP
Jepexx: IM HUNRGY
Ashswag: im gonna shove this glock so far up ur ass
Jepexx: yeah u go get Lyra
Ashswag: im talking about you cunt
Lyra: do you want me to shorten your fall break?
Jepexx: NO
Jepexx: I’VE BEEN A GOODBOY
Jepexx: A SIGMA
Lyra: can you never refer to yourself as a good boy
Ashswag: I visaubky threw up all over my carpet
Lyra: your welcome
Ashswag: DIE

Lyra: im starting a go fund me against Jepexx rights
Jepexx: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU
Lyra: do you want the full list
Jepexx: yes actually
Lyra: so you did this and that then this than that
Jepexx:
Jepexx: okay buckaroo
— 2:47 AM

Ashswag: wait why the fuck is Lyra in the plot
Lyra: bitch I ran out of people to put
Lyra: I wanted to be different and not add spoke Spepticle or parrot
Ashswag: so you put a self insert?
Lyra: yes.
Ashswag: YOU COULDVE ADDED MAPICC?
Lyra: 2/3d of devil trio
Ashswag: you just want an excuse for your oc.
Lyra: yeah pretty much!
Ashswag: wait why’d Jepexx get here 😭😭
Lyra: idk i just need someone stupid here
Ashswag: ..why?
Lyra: for stupid plot stuff
Lyra: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
Ashswag:
Ashswag: do you perchance listen to M.C.R
Lyra: uhm yes
Jepexx: okay but does anyone have any spare change
Lyra: don’t associate with me brokie
Jepexx: YOUR ALL SO MEAN
Lyra: <3
Lyra: also good luck with family problems
Jepexx: this wasn’t in the contract
Lyra: if you squint hard enough in white ink it says i don’t give a shit
Jepexx: oh how helpful!
Ashswag: what the freak happened to Lyra
Ashswag: your ruder than usual
Lyra: Jepexx introduced me to TikTok dot com.
Ashswag: uh oh!!
—
Jepexx -> Lyra
2:53 AM Thursday October 10th

Jepexx: can you please drive me to the gas station
Lyra: how about No
Jepexx: please 😞😞
Lyra: no.
Jepexx: ly ur losing so much aura
Lyra: Alr
Jepexx: im taking bubbles
Lyra: HEY LEAVE MY CAT OUT OF THIS
Jepexx: then drive me sigma!!
Lyra: okay
Lyra: baby Groningen.
Lyra: gronk*
Jepexx: ly do you know how much aura you just lost
Lyra: a lot
Jepexx: your learning!
Lyra: shut up im smarter than u jex
Jepexx: don’t call me that nickname sigma 😞💔
Lyra: did it give u ptsd
Jepexx: yes actually

2:57 [Thursday August 10th]
(50% bisexual)

Poafa: do any of you guys know where Jepexx is
Kab: check snapmaps
Poafa: can’t
Kab: y
Poafa: he can’t have Snapchat because he has parental controls
Kab: Your serious
Poafa: yes.
Kab: YELP
—

Poafa -> Jepexx
3:01 AM Thursday October 10th

Poafa: where are you
Jepexx: im getting food
Poafa: …
Poafa: you don’t even have your lisence
Jepexx: my friend drove me
Poafa: you have friends?
Jepexx: HEY LYRA IS MY FRIEND
Poafa: who the freak is Lyra
Jepexx: uh
Jepexx: erm
Jepexx: the girl who gave Mapicc dirty looks
Jepexx: she doesn’t like him
Poafa: oh
Poafa: her
Poafa: she’s your friend?
Jepexx: one of my bestest actually (Actually a beta)
Poafa: does she go to our school or sm
Jepexx: yeah
Poafa: then how come i’ve never seen her around?
Jepexx: she skips a lot ig
Jepexx: because she gets sick a lot
Jepexx: and unsimga
Poafa: sure buddy sure.
—

Poafa -> mapicc
3:01 AM Thursday October 10th

Poafa: [Poafa has sent one ss!]
Poafa: our brother is weird af
Mapicc: no it’s his friend that’s weird dumbass
Mapicc: i mean she doesn’t even know me
Mapicc: why was she glaring at me like that
Poafa:
Poafa: i don’t rlly blame her
Mapicc: ok wow
—

Jepexx -> Lyra
3:04 AM Thursday October 10th

Jepexx: why do you always do this to me
Lyra: i was bored and wanted to make ur brothers hate you
Jepexx: excuse me what now
Lyra: <33
Jepexx: COME BACK HERE YOU BITCH
Jepexx: … this wasn’t very rizzy of you :(
Lyra: can you be serious for one conversation when im trying to do serious lore in a texting formar
Jepexx: absolutely not

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Hi. I’m back, I’ve been active on other social media’s, but I completely forgot about this. I’ve been so unmotivated to write but — I’m back! And I’m looking back on this story, and I really dislike it. I don’t really have a plot and I only wrote it when I was grounded most nights so, I’ll probably be starting over from scratch, I also left the Lifesteal fandom out of disinterest in it, but I’m back! I have a lot to catch up on, however..

I’m back and I’ll continue writing, I’ll be writing a new version of this book! It will still have a chatfic format + normal if that makes sense??? I’ll also be changing ships, because of Reddoon’s boundaries and Glitch duo and I’m trying to be more informed about others boundaries, I’ve also been trying to get into unstable universe so start expecting that!

Lot’s of love, Lyra.