badboyjimpossible
Fandoms
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (5)
- Hermitcraft SMP (3)
- Empires SMP (3)
- Lifesteal SMP (1)
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Cleo's Unfinished Works! by badboyjimpossible
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
22 May 2025
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A collection of my unfinished chapters/works that I couldn't bring myself to finish due to either writer's block or gaining a new fixation.
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Derapchu has stupid ideas, stupid ideas that make it to reality.
He dyes his hair.
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Striking At A Wall (not waiting, not waiting one moment more) by badboyjimpossible
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
11 Apr 2025
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This isn't like Tumble Town. Not at all.
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Jimmy gets captured by the watchers!!! Yippee!! Oh dearDiscontinued :(
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I need you like the air I breathe by badboyjimpossible
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
31 Mar 2025
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He's been in his pitiful pit of doubt for days now. 3rd Life wasn't something he anticipated would impact his health; his mental health so badly.
He just wishes the guilt would subside. That maybe, he could trust the fact that Scar had probably forgiven him. It was just a game. He just can't move on.
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Grian tries to move past the aftermath of 3rd life, Scar is a big help. -
I want a love that falls as fast as a body from the balcony (and I wanna kiss like my heart is hitting the ground) by badboyjimpossible
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Mar 2025
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Pearl hasn't been feeling the best since Secret Life. The guilt has been gnawing at her every second of the day, and she hasn't even gone outside since the rest of them had returned.
Gem is here to help.
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Gempearl hurt comfort but I low-key don't know how to write hurt comfort
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Branzy's in need for some quick cash. He says yes to a sketchy commission that he normally wouldn't. It's quite a surprise when he learns the customer is Clownpierce, reputedly the most dangerous man in the city. And in a twist of events, he hires Branzy. So what do you do when you're a redstone genius that's deathly afraid of your employer? Flirt with him, obviously.
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Clown gave a lopsided smile, his teeth sharp. “When it comes to what really matters, the house always wins, love.”
Branzy nodded thoughtfully, turning back to the machine. That makes sense then. He’s never been the best businessman—Rek was the expert on that normally. And—
“Hang on,” Branzy suddenly said, turning back around, “What did you just call me?”
Clown blinked innocently.
He stared at Clown for a moment more, before abruptly turning back to the machine. Branzy poked around in the mechanical guts, trying to keep his heart from picking up speed. Had Clown been … he couldn’t have been. Could he? Was he flirting?
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Biohazardous weapons, blood, and flirting-but-not-really included. Not beta read.
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Derapchu was going to die. The cause of his death? Love. It's- it's stupid, ridiculous. Weird.
Though he's okay with it, he had to be okay with it. Because there was no way he was going to risk getting the surgery and forgetting PrinceZam.
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Today, I gave Derapchu hanahaki disease! Will he survive or is he gonna die? Stay tuned...
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14 May 2025
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pause this sounds good.... reread if not updated
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“Are you proud of me now?” Zam asked, tilting his head slightly while walking in the air around Derapchu. His yellow hair whipped behind him in the wind as dark clouds collected above them.
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Zam being god because he deserves to be powerful but that’s never going to happen.
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The soft rumbling of the car's engine tried to drag her back into the void of sleep, but the redness on her eyelids from... sunlight? had kept her up this time. She turned her head slightly to the right and sure enough the sky was tinted the pink hue of the sun's raising to her left. Ashswag hadn't changed what direction they were driving yet. That's good.
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You've got something to hide, we gon' burn the whole house down by MarleyDay
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
22 Apr 2025
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And with that, the two left. Clown’s quiet, lighter, calculated steps accompanied by Mane’s bubbly, confident ones, slowly getting quieter as they walked down the hallway. Leaving muddy footprints for him, Bacon noted sourly. Bacon heard a crash from behind him but ignored it.
This was a fight, after all. But that didn’t mean it was any of his business. He staged an accident specifically so it wouldn’t be his business. And it had worked. Bacon was not letting his hard work go to waste. As for Mane, well, he wouldn’t be a problem. Bacon was confident in that. Mapic had stalked Bacon for six months, seeing if he reacted to anything auditory, before finally giving in. That wasn’t half the time Mapic had spent stalking Zam, though, so Bacon considered himself lucky.
He'd been doing this for six years. He knew how to act deaf. He knew how to make everyone ignore him. Mane would give up after a little bit just like the others and leave him alone. It wouldn’t be a problem.
Superhero AU where Bacon is a (supposedly) deaf janitor who can't use his powers and Mane is an annoying villain who does not believe believe him.