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"weaponized incompetence!!" || an hs lifesteal chatfic ,, — (what could possibly go wrong?) by camforms
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
30 Jul 2025
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'' gay gay homosexual gay || monday , 4:23 AM.
Wokeishere : school is gonna kill me bro
parrFAG : wait im not recording yet
Wokeishere : im gonna kill myself on Facebook live and none of u are stopping me
wokebu : its okay we never intended to😂
Wokeishere : smh thsi is why flame is my favorite i wnat both of you dEAD
flameFAG : nice.
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A highschool AU lifesteal chatfic because . ,,
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Branzy is a travelling merchant. During his stay in the Fools' kingdom, a certain figure has popped up everywhere he went. It didn't help that he was a rather charasmatic one either.
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Clown has been stuck in his house, suffocating under the mind numbing pressure that is being next in line for the throne. Finally getting the taste of freedom from a simple political meeting in another kingdom, he meets a silver-haired figure in a pitstop who was everything he was not."Your a noble? Aren't you supposed to have some... protective services? Like a guard or an attendant?" Branzy asked... perhaps too much for small talk.
"I guess you could say that, these clothes are hand-me-downs from... distant relatives."
"And in perfect shape? Must've been real neatfreaks then," Branzy chuckled, he was more laid back when it came to talking with Fools.
"Oh, now that you mention it," Clown started excitedly, you could almost see stars in his eyes.
Their conversation was cut short when some people approached Clown and guided him out.
Branzy shrugged. It wasn't like he was gonna see him anytime soon anyway. At least he was right about the protective services though.
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Red Heart Casino by batflower_maccarson
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
30 Jul 2025
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Branzy's entire life is being throughout the window when the magic world decide to become the normal world. Gods, immortals, mortals. All live in one plain, when disagreements happen in one part, what happens to the others will he be able to live a normal life with the threat of war looming on. Life steal needs to find a way to be able to perform their upcoming play before. Time runs out, or will everything they care about end up in smoke.
- Warnings will be at the beginnings of chapters
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- Part 2 of Part of the RHC universe
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When one betrayal sets off, multiple oblivious people would get dragged into the chaos. Everything they once believed was the truth could get twisted enough to become a lie. Three betrayals, two murderers, one murderer, and zero victims, who even betrayed who, and for what reason?
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High school au but Ash is whipped for a girl he hasn't yet gotten. Basically just a normal fic with hints of clownzy and minmape
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you are the pawn to their king (i am the stars to your moon) by starry anon (cele_arts)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
29 Jul 2025
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Squiddo didn't want to say that they hated it. She loved it, yes, the prospect of all the hearts of Lifesteal and the feeling of godhood. That's what they told Wemmbu, and that's what they tried to believe.
Keyword: tried.
As in, it's very hard to fall in love with the concept when the nuke-in-progress requires hours, crawling over this tight hole, following a tattered and barely legible manual on its structure.
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squiddo nuke era from season 5, except in my interpretation (and wings)
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- Part 1 of the purple to your orange
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When it comes to Minute, it’s always worth it.
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TW:
Bullying
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Gore/Blood-
The friend group's affable dynamic gets challenged when Socks and Funneh intimidate Froggycrossing/Raven for knowing their real motives.
Soon, Samantha and other YouTubers have differing opinions about the group compared to before.- Language:
- English
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- 1,485
- Chapters:
- 1/6
- Hits:
- 26
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Team Focus, A team consisting of Squiddo, 4CVIT and MrCube that they started together after their adopted father, Wemmbu got arrested.
At day, they're simply a normal owner of a small cafe.
But in night, they would take commissions from Villains, Vigilantes, Syndicate, anyone that isn't the law.
Can they keep their secrets or will it cause their downfall?
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It’s hard for me to see exactly where the hell i went wrong, I never thought I’d see the day we wouldn’t get along by Kirbyofthepog
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Jul 2025
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JumperWho Season7 of LifeSteal but it’s just angst hurt NO comfort :D
(Name is from the song: Scott Pilgrim vs. My GPA by Mom Jeans.)Series
- Part 8 of Lifesteal
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Squiddo invites Ash to her house to for a Friday Movie night, and Squiddo plans to confess to him! However, They’ve never spent time together alone before..
-I’MM BACK HELLO HI!
Enjoy this silly little oneshot I wrote, I wasn’t planning on posting it but I changed my mind! -
Glitchduo oneshots/Squiddo and Ashswagg oneshots by Dizzybutdefinitelynotizzy
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Jul 2025
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Ummm... I feel like writing so glitchduo is now my target :)
Just one shots because I don't have the brain space for plots longer than 2 thousand words
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MCYT Yuri week 2025 day 1 : Confessions
They're in love and it's very lavender (as in gay) ♡
They're also very silly.He/Him lesbian Ashswag my beloved <3
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- Part 1 of MCYT Yuri week 2025
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Power didn’t wear a crown at their school.
It wore stitched crests on custom-tailored uniforms, wax-sealed letters delivered by gloved hands, and polished heirloom rings passed down through bloodlines older than the country itself.
Power wasn’t announced. It was assumed. Engraved into the arms of the oldest desks, echoed in the hush that fell when certain names were spoken aloud. -
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“你知道我们完蛋了吧？不可能全身而退了，Wem。我们是砧板上的肉。”
他笑了，像是一声空洞的叹息。"我们从开始就注定完蛋，Squiddo。"
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Squiddo发现Wemmbu坐在曾是4C基地的核弹坑旁。
从他们开始谈话算起，已经过去了好几分钟。- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 3,101
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Built for Blood by stxrchl
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP, The Realm SMP
18 Jul 2025
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Branzy, or otherwise known as Flicker, was a faceless villain who had rose to fame after having left hundreds upon hundreds of inescapable traps littered across the capital, each trap claiming the lives of all the intended victims. Despite being an infamous villain, he had never once been sighted in public.
So why did he receive a letter addressed to ‘Flicker’ on his front doorstep?
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Branzy is a faceless villain born with the ability to see the odds of something and can change the chances of something succeeding or not, making his traps very effective. Clownpierce discovers this and wants to abuse that.
PrinceZam also has POVs!!!!:] -
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Ash and squiddo,,, season 6 made me lose my mind.
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What if ashswag had killed squiddo instead of sparing her?
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- Part 1 of SquidSwag lifesteal
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You're happy, more than happy, actually. You're ecstatic. Ecstatic to be able to spend so much time with the one person you love more than the entire world. It’s the happiest two weeks of your life.
But, even through the fog of all the dopamine, there’s that small voice in the back of your head. The feeling of knowing that it can only last so long.
It’s easy to ignore when you have an entire trip lined up, to get yourself lost in the vlog, especially when you’re riding on neon pink chariots and going to Lifesteal Merch HQ and celebrating BlockFact’s birthday. It’s easy to brush off those thoughts when you don’t feel the end coming yet. And it really is easy to forget leaving exists when you’re with Ash, when you’re hanging together and laughing and loving all as if it was your last moment.
Or: Squiddo in her video, I Met My Boyfriend For The First Time, and what she felt about Ash leaving.
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This world is home to different hybrids, creatures varying from humans to angels to even dragons. Biomes of various vegetation even different dimensions. There were different kingdoms, to say that everyone got along peacefully is like being terrible at a game and gaslighting yourself into believing you can do shit. Wars have been made and ended over the past decades. Now the kingdoms seem to get along better with each other. It`s not easy to find a kind kingdom that would keep to their words when making alliances with them. The Lifesteal Kingdom is no different than the others. It was known to be the deadliest and dangerous kingdom, to this day it still is the deadliest but not as much as before. An incident happened in the kingdom about ten years ago and it has left the people to feel a bit unsafe and the rulers to feel responsible for it.
But unknown to the citizens the rulers had been lying about something or rather someone…
As time goes on the rulers keep getting reminded of the incident and feel more guilty for what had happened.