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Chapter 9: GAY PEOPLE???????

Notes:

Wowowowowoowowowow they’re gay

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

12:03 PM

 

Bakusquad

 

Bakugo: guys

Mina: hello

Mina: EW OUR NAMES

Mina: give me a second

3 contact’s names have changed

Queen: see now we’re not confused

Where: hi !!!

Where: YOU FORGOT MY QUESTION MARK.

Queen: OH SHIT

Where ‘s name was changed to Where?

Where?: YAY !!!!!

Grace: am i still grace

Grace: ok good

Queen: anyways what you want

Grace: dont spill this tea to anyone

Queen: cant promise that

Grace: ok then like. dont freak

Queen: i also cant promise that

Grace: how about you shut the fuck up and let me tell you

Queen: 👍

Grace: i like monoma

Where?: holy fucking ahit

Where?: mina

Queen: no shor

Queen: shot

Grace: what

Queen: I FUCKING

Queen: CALLED IT

Queen: IM SO. SMART

Where?: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT MINA

Grace: WAIT WHAT???

Queen: @Momo YOU OWE ME $100

Grace: YOU BET 100 FUCKING DOLLARS ON THIS???

Momo: SHIT

Momo: NO

Grace: ALSO WHY ARE YOU SAD DUMBASS YOURE RICH

Momo: i mean thats true

Momo: BUT MY PRIDE

Grace: this is useless

 

The Big Ones

 

wiggly: anyways yeah it was crazy

Grace: was the grink there

Grace: where did you go

wiggly: sorry i think i genuinely broke my phone

wiggly: i hurled it at the wall after reading that

Grace: thats. wonderful

The Boulder: why did you steal my conversation

Grace: stfu bitch and go read the squad gc

Grace: actually why is this gc called the big ones

wiggly: because we’re. cool

Grace: thats nice

wiggly: anyways

wiggly: um

wiggly: what were we talking about kiri

The Boulder: math

wiggly: IH YEAH

wiggly: brooooooo

wiggly: can i drop out of math like the entire class

Grace: i dont thin so no

wiggly: grrrrr

wiggly ‘s name was changed to 🫵

🫵: [Empty Message]

Grace: what

🫵: [Empty Message]

Grace: what aboit me

🫵: [Empty Message]

Grace: WHAT DO YOU WANT 😭😭

🫵: 👋

Grace: 👋

🫵 ‘s name was changed to )

Queen: bestie are you ok

): [Empty Message]

Where?: HELP

Queen: AHAJSJSJSHSHJSSH

Grace: this is peak

): agree

Grace: be normal now

): ok

) ‘s name was changed to 🧑‍🍼

🧑‍🍼 ‘s name was changed to 🙂

🙂: that was the wrong emoji.

Grace: HELP SKEDJDJSG

Lafayette: I can make it normal

🙂: 😳

Lafayette: 😳

Grace: what does this mean

God: oh dear

Grace: OH

Grace: AHAJKSNDKDLFJDDJHS WHAT

🙂: my recent emojis are suffering a major loss

Lafayette: ✨

🙂: thanks for that babe

Lafayette: )

🙂: AHAHSJSHSHHSHAHSHAH

🙂: wait im changing my name

🙂 ‘s name was changed to bae

Grace: bae ?????

bae: you called 😏😏😏

Lafayette ‘s name was changed to bbg

bae: hey bbg

bbg: hey bae

Grace: genuinely sobbing what is happening

bae: aaaaaanyways

bae: yall ready for finals

Pika: what the fuck did you just say.

bae: . finals

Pika: shit

bae: real

bae: damn bro left

bae: @Queen @Where? WHAT ARE WE GETTING ON THE MATH FINAL???

Queen: ONE HUNDREDDDDDD XDDD

Where?: INE HUNDREEEDD 😝😝😝😝😝

seepy: @AAA you seeing this

AAA: yes and i couldnt be more proud

bae: someone call up vlad king

AAA: aight bet

AAA added Vlad King

Vlad King’s name was changed to 🤴

🤴: What is this?

bae: yoooo king

🤴: Who are you and why is that your user

bae: its neito <33

🤴: ah wsg

bae: js wondering whats on the math final :P

🤴: uhm like stats n shit probably

bae: king we havent learne stats yet.

🤴: i see

🤴: give me a moment

Grace: see this isnt fair. @seepy why arent you nice to us.

seepy: cause yall are bitches

God: All of us?

seepy: not tokoyami. tokoyami is cool.

emo birb: aw thanks

seepy: np

🤴: there are. proofs

bae: damn,,,,

Pika: @seepy are there gonna be triangle congruence things like like like when theyre different sizes

seepy: huh

seepy: yes

Pika: fuck

bae: dont worry ill help you

bae: let me. cook

bae: also thanks king 🤴

🤴: np

🤴: see ya

bae: ✌️

Grace ‘s name was changed to Madeline

Queen: bakugo are you trying to tell us something

Madeline: what

bae: they think you’re trans

Madeline: oh

Madeline: i like video games

bae: yeah thats what i thought

bae: that sounded aggressive im so sorry

Madeline: 🧗‍♀️

bae: oh my god you really are madeline

Madeline: 🍓

bae: madeline madeline whats your fastest speedrun

Madeline: 10 minute deathless

bae: 😨😨 (are you /srs or /j)

Madeline: 😨😨 (/j the fastest is 27.40 or something)

bae: my ass with a million (1000000) deaths

Madeline: this guy is murdering me someone stop him

bae: no i swear to god youre not even touching the spikes shut up

Madeline: my b

3D Printer ’s name was changed to Yaoi

Yaoi: who did that

bae: hmm i sure do wonder who 👀

Where?: yeah hmmmmmmm very strange 👀

Queen: very strange indeed…… 👀

Airpods: are you the entire genre or something

Yaoi: genre???

Airpods: babe.

Airpods: do you not know what yaoi is.

Yaoi: no…?

bae: gay sex

Queen: gay people

Madeline: gay sex

Yaoi: oh

Yaoi: ok now i know who changed it

Madeline: AHAHJSDHKSJAF

bae: AHSJKDGSFDMVNGA

bae: anyways on another note

bae: chat im tireddddd

Queen: dude its literally like 1 😭😭😭

Madeline: so

bae: so

bae: anyone wanna hang out in my dorm

Where?: blud is no longer tired 💀💀

bae: nuh uh we’re going to

bae: uh

bae: sleep

Madeline: ill some if you have games

bae: hell yeah!!!

bae: i have um. genshin

Madeline: aight bet

bae: bbg you coming

bbg: Sorry bae i have to do my homework 😞

bae: cries ok

Airpods: bro only got one person 😭🙏🙏

bae: its fine i didnt invite anyone else

Queen: you literally said anyone though?????

bae: shhhhhhhhh

Queen: damn ok 😭😭

Notes:

I forget what I wrote in this chapter give me a second

Oh yeah I sort of remember

Anyways uh yeah they’re gay now I think ???

Next chapter will come out. Eventually

Eat and drink water 🔥🔥
Also get sleep if it’s late for you guys
Love you all ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Notes:

first fic lets go

theres gonna be so many references oml if you dont get something it probably doesnt matter

i love chatfics and aoyama is so fucking 😍😍 also monoma ig lmao

i actually love aonoma sm

also there are prob so many mistakes please ignore them im lazy 😭😭