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12:03 PM
Bakusquad
Bakugo: guys
Mina: hello
Mina: EW OUR NAMES
Mina: give me a second
3 contact’s names have changed
Queen: see now we’re not confused
Where: hi !!!
Where: YOU FORGOT MY QUESTION MARK.
Queen: OH SHIT
Where ‘s name was changed to Where?
Where?: YAY !!!!!
Grace: am i still grace
Grace: ok good
Queen: anyways what you want
Grace: dont spill this tea to anyone
Queen: cant promise that
Grace: ok then like. dont freak
Queen: i also cant promise that
Grace: how about you shut the fuck up and let me tell you
Queen: 👍
Grace: i like monoma
Where?: holy fucking ahit
Where?: mina
Queen: no shor
Queen: shot
Grace: what
Queen: I FUCKING
Queen: CALLED IT
Queen: IM SO. SMART
Where?: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT MINA
Grace: WAIT WHAT???
Queen: @Momo YOU OWE ME $100
Grace: YOU BET 100 FUCKING DOLLARS ON THIS???
Momo: SHIT
Momo: NO
Grace: ALSO WHY ARE YOU SAD DUMBASS YOURE RICH
Momo: i mean thats true
Momo: BUT MY PRIDE
Grace: this is useless
The Big Ones
wiggly: anyways yeah it was crazy
Grace: was the grink there
Grace: where did you go
wiggly: sorry i think i genuinely broke my phone
wiggly: i hurled it at the wall after reading that
Grace: thats. wonderful
The Boulder: why did you steal my conversation
Grace: stfu bitch and go read the squad gc
Grace: actually why is this gc called the big ones
wiggly: because we’re. cool
Grace: thats nice
wiggly: anyways
wiggly: um
wiggly: what were we talking about kiri
The Boulder: math
wiggly: IH YEAH
wiggly: brooooooo
wiggly: can i drop out of math like the entire class
Grace: i dont thin so no
wiggly: grrrrr
wiggly ‘s name was changed to 🫵
🫵: [Empty Message]
Grace: what
🫵: [Empty Message]
Grace: what aboit me
🫵: [Empty Message]
Grace: WHAT DO YOU WANT 😭😭
🫵: 👋
Grace: 👋
🫵 ‘s name was changed to )
Queen: bestie are you ok
): [Empty Message]
Where?: HELP
Queen: AHAJSJSJSHSHJSSH
Grace: this is peak
): agree
Grace: be normal now
): ok
) ‘s name was changed to 🧑🍼
🧑🍼 ‘s name was changed to 🙂
🙂: that was the wrong emoji.
Grace: HELP SKEDJDJSG
Lafayette: I can make it normal
🙂: 😳
Lafayette: 😳
Grace: what does this mean
God: oh dear
Grace: OH
Grace: AHAJKSNDKDLFJDDJHS WHAT
🙂: my recent emojis are suffering a major loss
Lafayette: ✨
🙂: thanks for that babe
Lafayette: )
🙂: AHAHSJSHSHHSHAHSHAH
🙂: wait im changing my name
🙂 ‘s name was changed to bae
Grace: bae ?????
bae: you called 😏😏😏
Lafayette ‘s name was changed to bbg
bae: hey bbg
bbg: hey bae
Grace: genuinely sobbing what is happening
bae: aaaaaanyways
bae: yall ready for finals
Pika: what the fuck did you just say.
bae: . finals
Pika: shit
bae: real
bae: damn bro left
bae: @Queen @Where? WHAT ARE WE GETTING ON THE MATH FINAL???
Queen: ONE HUNDREDDDDDD XDDD
Where?: INE HUNDREEEDD 😝😝😝😝😝
seepy: @AAA you seeing this
AAA: yes and i couldnt be more proud
bae: someone call up vlad king
AAA: aight bet
AAA added Vlad King
Vlad King’s name was changed to 🤴
🤴: What is this?
bae: yoooo king
🤴: Who are you and why is that your user
bae: its neito <33
🤴: ah wsg
bae: js wondering whats on the math final :P
🤴: uhm like stats n shit probably
bae: king we havent learne stats yet.
🤴: i see
🤴: give me a moment
Grace: see this isnt fair. @seepy why arent you nice to us.
seepy: cause yall are bitches
God: All of us?
seepy: not tokoyami. tokoyami is cool.
emo birb: aw thanks
seepy: np
🤴: there are. proofs
bae: damn,,,,
Pika: @seepy are there gonna be triangle congruence things like like like when theyre different sizes
seepy: huh
seepy: yes
Pika: fuck
bae: dont worry ill help you
bae: let me. cook
bae: also thanks king 🤴
🤴: np
🤴: see ya
bae: ✌️
Grace ‘s name was changed to Madeline
Queen: bakugo are you trying to tell us something
Madeline: what
bae: they think you’re trans
Madeline: oh
Madeline: i like video games
bae: yeah thats what i thought
bae: that sounded aggressive im so sorry
Madeline: 🧗♀️
bae: oh my god you really are madeline
Madeline: 🍓
bae: madeline madeline whats your fastest speedrun
Madeline: 10 minute deathless
bae: 😨😨 (are you /srs or /j)
Madeline: 😨😨 (/j the fastest is 27.40 or something)
bae: my ass with a million (1000000) deaths
Madeline: this guy is murdering me someone stop him
bae: no i swear to god youre not even touching the spikes shut up
Madeline: my b
3D Printer ’s name was changed to Yaoi
Yaoi: who did that
bae: hmm i sure do wonder who 👀
Where?: yeah hmmmmmmm very strange 👀
Queen: very strange indeed…… 👀
Airpods: are you the entire genre or something
Yaoi: genre???
Airpods: babe.
Airpods: do you not know what yaoi is.
Yaoi: no…?
bae: gay sex
Queen: gay people
Madeline: gay sex
Yaoi: oh
Yaoi: ok now i know who changed it
Madeline: AHAHJSDHKSJAF
bae: AHSJKDGSFDMVNGA
bae: anyways on another note
bae: chat im tireddddd
Queen: dude its literally like 1 😭😭😭
Madeline: so
bae: so
bae: anyone wanna hang out in my dorm
Where?: blud is no longer tired 💀💀
bae: nuh uh we’re going to
bae: uh
bae: sleep
Madeline: ill some if you have games
bae: hell yeah!!!
bae: i have um. genshin
Madeline: aight bet
bae: bbg you coming
bbg: Sorry bae i have to do my homework 😞
bae: cries ok
Airpods: bro only got one person 😭🙏🙏
bae: its fine i didnt invite anyone else
Queen: you literally said anyone though?????
bae: shhhhhhhhh
Queen: damn ok 😭😭