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Star: hello
Im bored
Saki!: brother its three a.m.
Star: WHY ARENT YOU SLEEEPING?!??!??????
I will come to your room now!!!
Saki!: NAH SHUT UP YOU TEXTED HERE FORST
Star: whatever
Im bored
Saki!: why?
Just sleep
Star: I can’t
Saki!: what happened?
Star: idk
Saki!: I’m coming over to ur room
Star: DONT
Ichika: saki why are you awake
Saki!: WELL
I was writing lyrics
And then tsukasa texted
So im going to him room
Ichika: you should’ve been sleeping though!
Saki!: MY BROTHER NEEDS HELP OKAY
Star: NO I DONT
Ichika: is he good saki
Saki!: hes close to tears
Ichika: oh no
Go help ur brother
Saki!: YA
Ichika: well.
Now its quiet
Kanade: no im here
Ichika: wow
Hi Kanade
Mafuyu: im here too.
Ichika: wow
Kanade: I am composing
Ichika: wow
N25 is dtill awake
Kanade: ya we dont really sleep
Mafuyu: i think mizuki and ena did though they were kinda tired
Kanade: mhm
Though something seemed off with them yk
Ichika: something off with both of them?
Kanade: well yes
I dont know what it was it was like
The way they spoke to each other
Ichika: maybe theyre having relationship struggles
Caue they like each other
theyre in denial and and and and
WE SHOULD HELP THEM
Mafuyu: i agree
However
I’m not sure how theyre feeling right now.
But there’s a sense of longing in their eyes sometimes
Kanade: how poetic
But it’s true
Its painful watching their now situationship
Ichika: situationship...?
Kanade: well yes
It seems like it
Ichika: kind of like whats going on with ruikasa?
Mafuyu: exactly.
Saki!: yeah ruikasa situation is sad
Tsukasa is.
Yeah
Ichika: oh noooo
This is painful to watch really
Kanade: mhm
I mean
We should let them be ready i think
But
I feel like it’s hurting the both of them at this point
Mafuyu: its true
Ichika: right
We’re getting them together
Kanade: how
Ykw ichika youre smart you must have some good idea
Ichika: so the idea is to tease them
Mafuyu: just tease them?
N25 Len ©: i can see how that would work...
Kanade: ah
Well
I can see that
Ichika: yes!!
Maybe that will push them to accept their feelings
Mafuyu: okay then
Ichika: well set the plan in action when everyone gets here
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Minori: GUYSSSSSSS GUYSSSSS GUYSSSSS I NEED HELPEW
Shiho: what happened noe minori
Minori: I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY MADE SHIZUKU SAD
Shiho: what.
What did you di to make SHIZUKU sad????
Minori: I ACCIDENTALLY LRFT HER ON READ AND AND AND AND
I DRANK HER FAVOURITE DRINK SHE LEFT IN MY FRIDGE
Haruka: darling im sure she won’t mind!
Airi: yeah as long as you didn’t hurt her thats not really a big deal
Minori: BUT SHE BLOCKED ME
Shiho: holy shit
Shes mad then
Haruka: what did you do????
Minori: I DONT KNOWWWEW
Mizuki: do not fret
You have to go to her house
And tell her you love her
And clear up the misunderstanding because that is key to a good rwlstionshi!!!
Ichika: it sounds like you’re knowledgable on how to handle a relationship mizuki?
Mizuki: well with all of these lcouples around how can i not
Ichika: you would make a good girlfriend you know
Mizuki: what
Shizuku: IM HERE
Minori: SHIZUKUU
PLS UNBLOCK ME IM SORRY
ILOVE YOU
Shizuku: what
I blocked you?
Haruka: you didn’t know?
Shizuku: MY WHATSAPP
I WANTED TO SEE HOW IT WORKED
AND TEXTED MINORI
MAND SHE DIDNT ANDWER
SO I DID SOMETHING
and blocked her
Accidentally
Im sorry dear
Minori: ahhh
Oh im so relieved
Im sorry for not asnswrring i still havent gotten used to whatsapp.....
Kohane: fr whatsapp is so....
Green
Saki!: bro said whatsapp is grern
Its very green and liscious
Like grads
Ichika: very amazing description wife
Is tsukasa okay?
Star: HAHAHA!!
I WAS ALWAYS OKAY!!
Saki!: yeah we had a three hour talk and he cried for half of it but that was the first half so its alright
Rui: what?
Why?
Saki!: um
Everythings okay now rui
Star: YES RUI!!!!
Nene: ur so worried abt your boyfriend get together already
| Replying to Rui: what?
Star: WE ARE NUST FRIENDS.
JUST DREINEDS
OKAY?
Hahahahahaha
Rui: yeah!
Tsukasa is my best friend and i love him gery much!
Saki!: please stop talking you two
Anyway is polyjump back in business
Airi: yeah we are together still minori and shizuku were just silly
Shizuku: ill get the hang
If
Of
Whatsap
On day
Haruka: seriously why do your messages keep delaying?
Mafuyu: perhaps its her wifi?
Or data?
Touya: it might be to do with her coverage too?
Or if she has service...
Shiho: but our house has good wifi?
Touya: ah
Whatsapp might just work differently then
His app is really strange
I would’ve preferred this gc to be on LINE or Nightcord
Ena: fr
Nightcord would’ve been so much easier whatsapp is so icky
Mizuki: agree
Ichika: its nice to see you two agreeing!
Ena: bro shut up ichika
Saki!: hey
Dont tell my wife to shut up
Mizuki: at least you have a wife to tell someone to not tell your wife to shut up
Akito: did anyone understand that
N25 MEIKO ©: i did.
N25 KAITO ©: i did too.
But that doesn’t mean i agree with n25 meiko.
Mizuki: AT LEAST YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
Ichika: so mizuki you want a wife?
Mizuki: who doesn’t?
Touya: me
Akito: yea because youre gay shush this is a lesbian problem let us silently watch
Touya: okay partner
Ena: i need a wife too bro
But nobody wants me sigh
Mizuki: can you stfu everybody wants you
Ena: how and why
Mizuki: because you’re pretty
And
And
Talented
And
You wont believe me
Which is also cute bc ur so stubborn
Ena: what the fuck are you on about bro
Mizuki: lmaoooo bros comfused
can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
Saki!: whats with mizuki and pasting stuff sigh
Akito: GET TO STEPPING PUNK.
| Replying to Mizuki: can we honestly e da...
Ena: seriously mizuki
| Replying to Mizuki: can we honestly e da...
We’re friends irl anyway and why would you say this in the gc
Mizuki: ITS A COPYPASTA BRO
Ena: dont know what you mean
Dm me right now
N25 MEIKO ©: Holy shit is it actually happening
Ichika: i sincerely hope so
Kanade: wow you’re such a life saver ichika
Ichika: thank you
I like to see couples achieve happiness with the one they love
Saki!: PRECISELY
Mafuyu: if mizuena sail I’ll be proud
Kanade: mafuyu.... :)
Mafuyu: good for them yk?
N25 KAITO ©: good to see you being nice.
Kanade: jump off a cliff you bitch
Honami: woah kanade
Mizuki: kanade is violent inside
Ichika: DID IT GO WELL
Ena: i have a wife now
Akito: holy shit finally
Our prayers have been answered
Ena: shut it i do NOT want to hear you speaking
Mizuki: fr akito
Kohane: so ena whos ur wife?
An: are you taking the piss rn darling
Kohane: jokinf!
Im so happy for you two mizuena
Mizuki: AM HAPPY TOO
we are.
Its complicated but
Ena: we’ll get through it hehe
Hatsune Miku ©: Am so proud right now....
flower ©: yes
My no.1 fan got a girlfriend!!!
Mizuki: BLESSIMGS FROM FLOWER AKQBSNGSJASJAVSJGWE
WE WILL LIVE HAPPY ENA!!!
KAITO ©: WHEN I CATCH YOU FLOWER IM GOING TO THROW YOU INTO MOUNT VESUVIUS
Akito: does that still exist
VBS Miku ©: does your brain exist
An: LMAOOOOOOO
THAT WAS QUITE THE FUNNY
VBS Miku ©: well well well if it isnt shiraishi an
An: SHIT