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Tsukasa Tenma ⭐ added four members to the chat

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: GUYS

Shiho: what

Saki!: hehe

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: LET ME EXPLAIN
SO I FOUND OUT ABT UR SEKAI LEO NEED

Shiho: YOU WHAT

Saki!: Basically he saw me go into Sekai and he asked me abt it and I was like ehhh why not so I told him

Shiho: saki what in the actual fuck
Out of everyone now this guy knows abt our Sekai

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: HELLO!!
WHAT DOES RHAT MEAN!!!

Shiho: nothing
Carry on

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: okay so
If you guys have a Sekai
And my group has a Sekai

Shiho: YOU WHAT

Saki!: oh yeah forgot that bit wxs has a Sekai too
Apparently theirs is a super cool amusement park though!!!

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: YA AND SAKI TOLS ME URS WAS A SCHOOL!!!
ANS YOU HAVE A SUPER DUOER WONDERHOY SKY VIEW!!!

Shiho: yeah
CaRRY ON

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: okay so
I thought that there's probably more people with sekais!! Like there must be people out there with strong feelings right

Ichika: hello

Saki!: ICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
UR HERE

Ichika: hi dear :)
what's this for
Oh I backread
Wow I would've never guessed Tsukasa's troupe had a sekai

Honami: huh
Oh
What Ichika said

Shiho: I thought you two weren't online now
You guys have good sleep schedules

Ichika: its saturday

Honami: yeah

Shiho: okay
Wait saki you should be sleeping rn

Saki!: well
I was talking to brother
He's right beside me

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: YEAH IVE BEEN NEXT TO HER THE ENTIRE TIME
I HEARD WHEN SHE SQUEALED WHEN ICHHQIAQMWNSMSWSMDD

Ichika: what

Saki!: don't mind him!!

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: SAKKKKIIII
okay fine
Anyways
I wanna find everyone that has a Sekai and uhh get their contacts and then add them

Shiho: are you an idiot how are you gonna do that

Hatsune Miku © added fifteen members to the chat

Hatsune Miku ©: there you go tsukasa

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: WHAT
MIKU
WHY
WHAT

Hatsune Miku ©: you're our baby boy that's why I was wondering when yall would want a gc

Ichika: MIKUUUUUUUUU
HI
I didn't know you had uhhhh phone
Wait are you like
Which Miku

Shiho: tf you mean which Miku

Ichika: I mean
Our one or the og one

Hatsune Miku ©: I'm the og
But im friends with every Miku
And every rin
And every meiko
And every luka
And every kaito
And every len except Leo need Len

Honami: aw
Why not our Len

Leo/Need Len: I accidentally threw Saki's keyboard stand at her :(

Saki!: YOU WHAT NOW
MY KEYBOAFD STANDDDSDD IS PROBABLY SO HURT

Hatsune Miku ©: EXCUSE ME
YOU CARE ABOUT THE KEYBOARD STAND MORE THAN ME!!??!!!?????????

Saki!: but
But

Hatsune Miku ©: THIS IS WHY UR GIRLFRIEND LOVES ME MORE RHAN YOU

An: that was funny

Mizuki: it wasn't but okay blud

Ichika: no
I love saki more

Hatsune Miku ©: Kay I'm leaving now bye

Ichika: sorry :(

Hatsune Miku ©: not bc of you
Vbs Miku is burning down the kitchen gotta flee

Akito: WHAT

Ena: what is this bro

Mizuki: omg hello my pookiewookiedookiepatootie

Ena: oh no

Akito: its
its you
No

Mizuki: WOW! Its lil bro
I am you reference
I am you
I I
I nandesu

Akito: oh no

An: siblings are truly alike

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: I AGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT

Akito: no I don't agree with that statement
Ur sister is like ten billion times better than you

Shiho: UR actually so right

Ichika: yeah
Saki over anytjing

Saki!: no but guys if you want a sibling
Choose tsukasa bro trust

Ichika: I mean he is a good brother in law

Airi: guys wtf is this group chat even for bro why did y'all get sidetracked so fast

Kagamine Rin ©: basically tsukasa wanted to put everyone with sekais in a groupchat but idk how bro would do that so og Miku just did it herself

Haruka: ahhh
So everyone here has a Sekai

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: WOW twenty people
I thought there'd be more icl but

Hatsune Miku ©: boy
Do you know how strong UR feelings have to be

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: yeah but
There's like eight billion people on earth

Hatsune Miku ©: sigh UR right
This is just the Sekai havers in Japan

Ichika: ooh
So is there a different og Miku for every country or

Hatsune Miku ©: no I'm the universal one
You don't know how hard it is having to manage bro

Minori: WHAT IS THIS!!!
oh
WHAT
omg so cooooooollll
UR like the Miku god then ruling over all the Sekais in the world

Rui: though you did say universal
Are there sekai holders not on earth?

Hatsune Miku ©: classified information

Rui: time to hack into ur code

Hatsune Miku ©: you can't do that

Rui: bet
Okay I did it
No there's not because Hatsune Miku is man made

MEIKO ©: bro did not hack
You just asked OG Len

Rui: so what?

Hatsune Miku ©: UGH

Kagamine Len ©: sorry

Mizuki: how'd blud get in contact with Len bro

Rui: mizuki the member list is in the description yk

Mizuki: huh
ARE WE ON QHATSAPP

Ena: THE FUCK

Kanade: what's Whatsapp

Honami: Kanade were on whatsapp RN
Green ap with phone

Kanade: Ive never seen this in my life

Shizuku: what's whatsapp
What is this

Shiho: scroll up and BACKREAD

Touya: why isn't this on LINE

Hatsune Miku ©: whatsapp is worldwide
Its so much easier
Except for five countries hmph I deal with them separately

Rui: that's strangely ominous

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: I mean you really can't be speaking

Rui: :(
But darling

Akito: get a room

Mizuki: stop lil bro I've heard get a room too many times
Isn't there something better to say for that

Akito: no

An: get to stepping punk
| Replying to Mizuki: stop lil bro I've heard....

Kohane: An what does that even mean 😭

An: KOHANEEEE
it makes sense bbg just think abt it

Shiho: get to stepping punk

Honami: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAH

Kanade: did Tsukasa possess ur phone

Shiho: 💀

Saki!: Shiho if you use that FLIPPING
Skull emoji one more time I swear

Shiho: you'll what hm??????

Saki!: 😤😤😤😈😈😈😈
you don't wanna test the alpha.....

Akito: ykw I think I will be choosing tsukasa after all!

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: YESS MY DEAR AKITO THANK YOU FOR THIS
wait
No my sister is amazinger

Touya: amazinger

Saki!: omg Touya!!!!

Touya: hi

Airi: we are not moving on from what you just said
| Replying to Saki!: omg Touya!!!

Ena: yeah SAKI

Saki!: QHAY WAS THAT FOR
stop bullying ❌❌❌

Honami: yeah

Shiho: yeah

Ichika: yeah

Rui: yeah

Mizuki: yeah

Minori: yeah

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: YEAH!!!!

Akito: you just had to break the flow didn't you

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: I WAS AGREEING BRO

Airi: sounds like y'all been bullied bro
| Replying to Saki!: stop bullying ❌❌...

Minori: :(
It is sad

Honami: yeah it is sad

Saki!: UGH I HATE BULLIES

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: :((
I would've beaten them up for laying a finger on any of you

Saki!: it was mostly shittalking
But j love you big brother

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐: I LOVE YOU TOOOOOO MY AMAZINGER LITTLE SISTER 😭😭😭😭

Mizuki: STOP THATS SO SWEET BUT
BUT
BUT I CANT STOP LAUGHING CAUSE SAKI IS LIKE I LO YOU BIG BRO
AND RHEN THE NEXTSECOND I SEE
'Tsukasa Tenma ⭐ is typing' 😉😉
WHYS UR NAME SO LONG
IRS SO FUNNT

Saki!: shiho I see you typing if I see that skull again

Shiho: 💀💀💀
oh
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Saki!: 😈😈😈❌❌❌
Lock ur doors

Akito: i love saki but
Shes scary sometimes

Shizuku: shii
The door is banging

Shiho: NO SAKI
IM NOT EVEN AT HOME

Saki!: stop lying

Shiho: IM NOTTTTT

Saki!: bro
I can see you on the rooftop

Shizuku: shii why are u on the rooftop

Shiho: FUCK

Honami: I CAN SEE
SHIHO RUNNING AWAY

Ichika: she just passed by my house

Saki!: where is blud actually going

EMU!!!: I SEE SHIHO!!!!!!

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: oh my gosh ITS EMU FINALLY!!!!!

EMU!!!: AHHH
HALLO TSUKASA!!!
HALLO EVERYONE!
I JUST SAW THIS!
EEEEEEEE WE ALL HAVE SEKAIS THATS SO WONDERHOY!!!!

Nene: pls stop with caps

EMU!!!: :(
Im sorry darling

Akito: get to stepping punk

Nene: die

Akito: i donr even know who you are

Nene: im nene

Rui: very detailed explanation

Nene: die

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Emu!!!: GUYS

Nene: yeah?

Emu!!!:I FORGOT
LETS DO INTEODUCTIONS!!

Nene: i mean yeah
But half of us alreay know each other

Emu!!!: WE COULD SAY OUR SEKAIS AND HOW THEY LOOK LIKE AND STUFF!!

Nene: ah
Good idea
<3

Emu!!!: YAYYYYYYY!!
OKAY ILL GO FIRST!!!
WONDERLANDS X SHOWTIMES SEKAI IS
WONDERLAND SEKAI
i think thats what its called!!
Anyway its an amazing amusement park!!!
With flying plushies!
And singing flowers!!

Minori: AHHHH UR SEKAI SOUNDS SO COOOOOOL
More more jumps sekai is a stage!!!
All the virtual singers have such cute outifts too!!

MMJ Rin ©: we love minori

Haruka: agreed

Airi: agreed

Shizuku: agreed

Minori: AJSBWKBAKEVWJSJEHWJAS
I LOVE YOU GUYSSSSS MWAH MWAH

Akito: get to stepping punk

Touya: but that was so sweet

Akito: okay fine
Lesbians win this time

Mizuki: tf you mean this time
You must mean all the time right

Akito: no

Ena: ur mistaken

Akito: youre THE mistake

Mizuki: Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

Saki!: WHAT

Airi: bro copy pasted

Nene: haha

Rui: nene laughed

Nene: so what

Rui: you laughed

Akito: oh my flip ur not funny at all
| Replying to Mizuki: Not funny I didn’t laugh. Y...

An: ‘oh my flip’
💀💀💀

Saki!: I HATE THAT EMOJI SO MUCH
AHQBSKAHAKAJWKQHJWBSNABAKSBS

Ichika: darling
Why do you hate that emoji so much

Saki!: BECAUSE WHY
IT JUST
idk
Shiho just used it all the time and made me mad

Shiho: i literally didnt

Saki!: YEAH YOU DID
guys it jus
😂🤣🤣😂 is better

Airi: bluds a millenial

Akito: saki i cant agree with yoj on this one

Touya: why?
I think she’s saying a completely plausible thing

Akito: 💀

Saki!: ...

Mizuki: stop people who use eclipses are so annoying

Saki!: WHAT
MIZUKI???

An: does blud mean elises
| Replying to Mizuki: stop people who use...

Touya: elipses?

Mizuki: yeah that
| Replying to Touya: elipses?

An: wow just ignore me then

Mizuki: thank you so much touya

An: am sad now

Mizuki: anyway yeah just type a word bro its not that hard
If ur gonna be silent
Then jus dont type bro

Saki!: :(

Akito: ykw i agree
| Replying to Mizuki: anyway yeah just type...

Saki!: i thought you liked me
:(

Akito: i like you
More than ur brother
And thats a low standard

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: THATS ENOUGH
STOP BULLYING MY DEAR SISTER
I WILL HAVE RUI BOMB YOUR HOUSES

Rui: if you agree to eat all my vegetables for the next year I’ll do it

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: ANYTHING FOR MY SISTER

Ena: wow what an amazing brother
Boy do i wish i had a brother as amazing as you

Mizuki: darling dont diss lil bro like that

Ena: shut

Mizuki: no

Ena: aren’t you at school

Mizuki: well no
How could you ask such an obvious question?

Rui: i was wondering where you were

An: i am too

Mizuki: well why are yall talking in school hours

Rui: im bored

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: since when are you ever bored

Rui: we’re just reading in english rn
Where even are you

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: i went to the bathroom

Rui: come back
There’s nobody behind me now and i dont like it

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: IM COMING!!!!!!!!

An: i think bros coming

Saki!: Emu why are you giggling to yourself

Emu!!!: I HAVE A PLAN!!!

Shiho: oh no

Emu!!!: ITS SUPER DUPER WONDERHOY TRUSTTT!!!

Nene: when did you learn how to say trust like that

Emu!!!: SAKI TAUGHT ME

Saki!: YA!!

Shiho: saki please dont teach her anythinf more

Saki!: im gonna teach her bro and blud next

Nene: no saki pls

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: MY LITTLE sister
I love you so much
But please refrain

Saki!: okay brother

Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: Yayyy
I love you SO MUCH SAKIIIIIIIII

Saki!: ahhhhh
I love you too big bro

Mizuki: STOP U TWO ARE SO SWEET
THE SIBLINGS EVER
BUT TSUKASA PLEASE.
PLEASE CHANG UR NAME SO I CAN FULLY EMBRACE THE SIBLING SWEETNESS

Akito: i agree please ur name takes up half the space on my phone

Honami changed Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️ to Star

An: wow thats much better
We love you honami

Shiho: i love you more honami

An: bro this isn’t a competition

Shiho: yeah

Honami: ilove all of you too

Shizuku: shii is smiling so much now

Shiho: NO

Saki!: Ooooooh
Ooooh
Oooooooooooooh

Shiho: FUCK OFF SAKI

Ichika: dont tell my wife to fuck off

Mizuki: omg beef????

Ena: no chicken

Akito: For once in ur life
That was actually quite the funny

N25 KAITO ©: You guys get sidetracked too easily.
Topics here change every second.

Mizuki: oh my god its our kaito
Hey queen

N25 KAITO ©: I’m not a girl.
Call me a king if you want to.

Star: YOU ARE KING!!!

An: LRFT SIDE

Mizuki: RIGHT SIDE

Akito: who is this joker
| Replying to N25 KAITO ©: I’m not a girl. C...

Ena: hes just always grumpy and angry

Akito: isnt virtual singers manifestation of feelings or something whys he so mad
Ykw u are always mad so im not surprised

Ena: ITS NOT ME BRO

N25 KAITO ©: It was Mafuyu.

Mafuyu: Why did you have to say it like that?

N25 KAITO ©: How else do you want me to say it?

An: goodness this guy is mad

Airi: i like him

Ena: of course you do

N25 KAITO ©: Back to my point.
How do you all change topics so quickly?

Emu!!!: I DONT KNOW!!!
BUT WE WERE MEANT TO BE DOING INTRODUCTIONS!!!

Haruka: ah yes
Like minori said
Our stage sekai is really cool
All of our virtual singers are cool and cute and not angry all the time

An: same bro
Mikus bad at cooking though lolololol
Also our len is so silly and cute /pos

VBS Miku ©: just wait till you ask for food Shiraishi An

An: WAIT NOOOOO

Mizuki: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

An: IT WASNT EVEN THAT FUNNY BITCH

Mizuki: lol
Our miku is chill
She’s basically mafuyu

Mafuyu: In a good way right?

Mizuki: ofc dude
Our Len is the SHYEST dude ever bro
Hes silly though slash pos

Saki!: hehe our KAITO is kinda shy too
Our sekai is a school

Kohane: do you guys have to study or something

Shiho: ofc not
Its just cool and chill
And we have the prettiest sky ever
The rooftop is so cool
Its always like perfectly ewarm there its such a nice feeling

Honami: ahhhhh
You’re so right shiho :)
Its like a nostalgic feeling!

Ichika: yeahhhh
Exactly
I love our sekai so much

Kanade: ahh
Your sekai sounds so nice
It would be a nice setting to compose i think
Maybe like a warm song

Saki!: ITS SO NICE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

Kanade: wow
Our sekai is empty
Well it was at the start
Now theres some stuff
Theres a river lake too

An: ooooooh
I wanna lake

VBS Miku ©: is a cafe not enough for you Shiraishi An

An: WHATS YOUR PROBALEM WITH ME

VBS Miku ©: get down to the sekai right now

An: NO

VBS Miku ©: Shiraishi. An. Get. Here. Now.

An: IM SCARED

VBS Rin ©: don’t be scared!
She’s not holding a spatula in her hand anymore

An: so she won’t hit me

VBS Rin ©: no!!

An: ugh fine im coming

VBS Rin ©: shes holding a knife instead

An: WHAT
IM RUNNING

VBS Miku ©: im not gonna hurt you!!

VBS Len ©: Shiraishi An just BOOKED it out the cafe and is ON THE RUN!! #LOL!! #tomandjerrycore 🤣🤣😂😂

VBS MEIKO ©: STOP TRYING TO BE COOL.

Akito: len I love you but this is...
| Replying to VBS Len ©: Shiraishi An just BO...

Hatsune Miku ©: whats going on

Rui: An dissed VBS Mikus cooking skills so she told her to come to the street sekai i think thats what its called
And now shes chasing An with a knife

Hatsune Miku ©: VBS MIKU
CEASE THY ACTIONS IMMEDIATELY!

VBS Miku ©: what
Okay fine
Hmph

Touya: what is this style of speaking?
| Hatsune Miku ©: CEASE THY ACTIONS IM...

Hatsune Miku ©: sorry the britishers have rubbed off on me too much

Rui: britishers?

Hatsune Miku ©: yeah the british people

Saki!: FINALLY
| Replying to VBS Len ©: Shiraishi An just BO...
SOMEONE THAT DOESNT USE SKULL EMOJI
MY TYPEA GUY

Ichika: am i not enough for you :(

Saki!: ofc you are love
<333

Ichika: yay :)

Shiho: get to stepping punk

Star: BUT ICHISAKI ARE SO CUTE

Honami: i agree
The only thing that wasnt cute was them making out in the janitors closet

Saki!: HONAMAJWNWDNMABAKAHQJAHSJWW
THAT NEVER JAPOENEDF

Emu!!!: IS THAT WHY YOU WERE SO RED WHEN YOU CAME BACK TO CLASS THAT ONE TIME????

Shiho: i thougjt that was because we had PE before
But you probably just stood around and did nothing

Star: HELLO WHAT
SAKI???????????

Saki!: NO NO NO NONONOBOBBONONO
HONAMIIII WHYYYYYY

Honami: i couldnt stop myself :(

Ichika: saki what happened
NO
NOOOOOO
HONAMIII
WHY
I MEAN
i mean that never happened

Airi: no i saw you guys

Ichika: YOU WHAT

Haruka: yeah 😭
We saw you two stumbling out lol

Saki!: STOP IT IM GONNA KMS

Star: NO DONT LITTLE SISTER
oh shit the teachers coming iver to me

Rui: fufu

Mizuki: its alright Saki we all need a kiss sometimes
| Replying to Saki!: STOP IT IM GONNA K...

Ena: i wanna kiss
But i have nobody to kiss

Mizuki: so Ena

Ena: i want a girlfriend so badly

Akito: wdym bro

Ena: i hate this

Kanade: yeah mizuena not canon

Touya: what

Akito: WHAT

Saki!: WHAT

Honami: what

Shiho: WHAT

Kanade: sadly Ena and Mizuki just went offline they will not hear your shock

Saki!: bro i thought they were dating

Ichika: same

Kanade: theyre not
But they defo like each other

Akito: yeah i can tell

Touya: why dont they just get together???

Kanade: complications
Give them time

Honami: i see
They’ll be ready someday :)

Shiho: you’re so sweet Honami

Honami: :))

Saki!: awwwwwwwwwwwww

Shiho: fuck off saki

Shizuku: Shii...
You have to
Be
Be
Nice
To
Saki too

Shiho: no

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Kohane: Saki

Saki!: yeah?

Kohane: nothing

Saki!: what bro 😭

Kohane: i just like saying your name
Saki
Saaaaakkkkkkkiiiiiii
Sakikikikikiki
Kiki

Leo/Need Rin ©: SAKKKKKKKKI

Ichika: Kiki is my nickname for her dont steal it
| Replying to Kohane: Kiki

Saki!: hehe yed
And chichi is my nickname for ichika

Kohane: awwww
Chichi and Kiki
How cute

Star: anawnqmwhksgkhwjhdwkwhjwbwkqusishwjwhwishwkhwkwhsjwhwjswjhskwhqish

Touya: agreed

Star: i love ichisaki
Sometimes i tell kaito about how cute they are

Saki!: WHAT

WxS KAITO ©: Yeah he likes telling me about you :)

Saki!: AHAKSBWKAHSKWHKAHSJWVANBSE
IM GONNA CRY

Star: NO DONT CRY LITTLE SISTER

Saki!: stop i cant do this
Im gonna explode
Ur the best brother ever

Star: AND YOURE THE BEST LITTLE SISTER EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Mizuki: STOP
You two akannwajs make me sob and cry

Shizuku: i agreeeeeeee

Star: I love KAITO
Hes like an older brother
But also like a dad but
But
Older brother mostly

Kohane: seems like your virtual singers are really nice tsukasa

Star: YEAH
Wonderlands sekai was apparently made from only my feelinfs
But like every one elses got added on and mixed in obvi

Kanade: ah
Same for ours
Ours was from mafuyus feelings

Ichika: ooh
Your feelings must have to be really REALLY stong then

WxS Miku ©: TSUKASAS FEELINGS ARE PROBABLY ONE OF THE STRONGEST IVE SEEN

Star: REALLY

WxS Miku ©: BRO WE WERE WATCHINF OVER YOU SINCE YOU WERE A CHILD

Star: WHAT.

WxS Miku ©: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WEVE WAITED FOR YOU???????
YOU NEVER NOTICED US BRO
WE TRIED EVERYTHING
EVEN SAKI NOTICED FOR LIKE A SECOND BUT YOU DIDNT

Saki!: WHAT IN THE FLIP

Star: so let me get this straight
My feelings of uhhh something
Were strong enough that
They manifested even from when i was a child and formed a sekai when i was little

WxS Miku ©: exactly

Saki!: HOW DID I NOTICE THEN

WxS Miku ©: basically me and KAITO started yodelling through tsukasas Nokia when he was visiting you in the hospital when you were like 6
And you were like
Brother whats that noise it sounds like a robot
But tsukasa was too focused on teaching u how to make a paper crane or something
Btw i still dont appreciate being called a robot

Saki!: I DISNT KNOW ABOUT VOCALOID AT SIX YEARS OKD BRO
thats actually crazy

Star: what
What
Whattttt
Im struggling to comphrend this

WxS Miku ©: YOU KEPT US WAITING FOR A WHOLE DECADE.

Star: IM SORRYYYYYYYYY
I WAS LITTLE
I DIDNT KNEO

Mizuki: thats crazy

Akito: how did little tsukasa have such stronf feelings bro was a child

Star: CAUSE I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A STAR!!!!!!!

Akito: why

Star: FOR SAKI!!!!!

Saki!: :(

WxS Miku ©: pretty much yeah

Star: wait why are you sad little sister :(
| Saki!: :(

Saki!: i didnt know you really wanted to be a star that badly all for me
Like even when we were children
You were so set on being a star
Just for me
Even though you were lonely
And sad probably
And
And
:(

Star: NO NO
RHATS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU MOEE THAN ANYTHING!!!!!

Shiho: shes sobbing
Thankfully schools finished

Star: NO SAKI DONT CRY NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ichika: WHAT
im cominf to the frint gates

Shiho: yeah

Saki!: NO ICHI IM
FINE
IM FINE

Star: SAKIIII
ARE YOU OKAY
NO
DONT CRY
I LOVE YOU

Saki!: I PROMISE IM NOT CRYINF BRO
IT WAS LIKE TWO SECONDS TRUST

Airi: yeah but you were full on bawling bro

Minori: yeah u were lowk shaking :(

Saki!: WHAT
NO I PROMISE IM FINE
I WAS JUST EMOTIONAL OKAY
Im just sad you hid all ur sadness from me bc you wanted to be a star for me

WxS Miku ©: that too

Saki!: AHHHHH
:(((

Ichika: SHES CRYINF AGAIN

Star: STOP
NO
SAKI
GET HOME NOW

Ichika: im bringing her dw

Star: OKAY
IM COMING HOME TOO

Haruka: goodness
I hope sakis okay

Shizuku: ye
a
H :(

Minori: oh no shizuku are tou strugling to tupe agan

Shizuku: no
Bu
T
They
Re
Del
ay
A
Ay
A
Ed

Akito: whats blud sayinf

Airi: ‘No but they’re delayed’

Haruka: oh darling do you have data?
4G?

Shizuku: ??
?

Airi: sigh
Whatever just come to the rooftop you three

Minori: im there!!

Haruka: me too obviously

Nene: where’s tsukasa

Rui: backread nene

Nene: oh
Is saki good

Star: SHES OKAY NOW

Saki!: YEAH
YEAH
IM FINE
IM OKAY
HAHA

Honami: are you sure???

Saki!: yes hona :)

Ichika: I'm staying over

Shiho: okay good

Saki!: question
Were people staring at me

Shiho: yeah
Ofc they were you started sobbing out of nowhere in a random hallway

Saki!: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IM GONNA KMS

Shiho: nobody cared

Saki!: ASJSAMSBWABNSWHAKHSS
THAT SO AMBARASSING

Airi: no
Nobody cared
Although it was a bit scary
And unexpected
But its fine

Minori: yea as long as UR fine now

WxS Miku ©: yeah
Sorry y'all

Hatsune Miku ©: its been like a few hours and you made someone cry

WxS Miku ©: uhhh
Wasn't my fault

Hatsune Miku ©: I would scold you but someone's dying in the Poland Sekai groupchat gotta flee

Akito: there's seriously a groupchat for Sekai havers in every country

KAITO ©: most of them yes
A few haven't got around to making theirs yet

Touya: how interesting

An: seriously every country has sekais????

MEIKO ©: yes.

An: Thailand?

Kagamine Len ©: yes

An: Congo??

Kagamine Rin ©: yed

An: Sri Lanka???

Megurine Luka ©: YED

Mizuki: Pull up in the Sri Lanka

Ena: LMAO
AM I A FAN???

Mizuki: BAHAHAHAHAHA

Kanade: I'm bored

Mizuki: UR bored????
Why???

Kanade: song is not songing
So I'm break
But i don't like breaking

Honami: you have to take breaks sometimes Kanade :(

Kanade: yeah but I'm just bored
Okay
What happened while I was gone

Mafuyu: backread

Kanade: but
Fine
AH
I hope sakis fine now

Saki!: YAYA
DOMT WORRY
I'm.watching a movie with my brother and ichi now

Minori: WHAT AEE YOU GUYS WATCHINF????

Star: INCEPTION

Rui: oh??
I didn't know you were into Christopher Nolan?

Star: WHAT
I LOV HIM
HES AMAZING
I LOVED HIM EVER SINCE I FOUND OUT ABOUT INTERSTELLAR

Touya: he is a very talented director....

Mizuki: I swear his movies are so confusing though

Rui: no that's mainly Tenet
Inception is decently easy to understand if you've watched it before

Ichika: yeah we watched it like two times already

Mizuki: is inception the one with the guy
What's his name
Capri sun

An: wait I know who u talking about
Leon Capri sun

Nene: do y'all mean Leonardo dicaprio

Emu!!!: ISNT THAT THE GIY IN ROMEO JULIET????

Nene: well yeah
The most popular version

Star: YEAH THAT GIY
EVERYONE CALLS HIM HOT

Rui: theyre not wrong

Star: what
What about meeee
What about meeeeee

Touya: Hes so pretttyyyyy
| Replying to Rui: theyre not wrong

Akito: touya what the flip

Touya: im telling the truth

Kanade: idk who that is but i searched him up and
I dont see the hype

Honami: its because ur lesbian

Kanade: oh yeah

Ena: fym oh yeah

Mizuki: bro forgor 💀💀💀
Saki dont kill me

Saki!: WHIWSBWKHAJWHQJABAJAIAGS

Ichika: calm down and focus on the movie saki

Nene: what scene you guys on

Star: the one where cobb first tells ariadne abt what he did to mal

Rui: NOOOO
THAT SCENE WAS SO FRUSTRATING

Airi: real bro
But lowk mal was a bitch for telling the police though

Kohane: RIGHT?????
But shes pretty though
I want her elegance

Saki!: STOP UR SO REAL BRO
THE WAY SHE WALKS

Akito: lsebians

Kanade: idk what yall are talking abt
But i have a question

N25 Miku ©: go on

Kanade: i was curious since the start
Miku added fifteen members to this gc
And like tsukasa and leo need were already here
So were all the virtual singers here earlier too bc i thought the fifteen members miku added were all of us with sekais
Humans

Rui: hmm
Youre right
How did you guys appear?

Hatsune Miku ©: we just appeared
Whenever a gc for people with sekais is formed by default we appear
It doesnt notify you guys though were jus there

Kanade: ah
Cool
I hav another wuestion

Hatsune Miku ©: what now yoisaki kanade

Kanade: are you the ruler
Or is it all tje og vocaloids

Hatsune Miku ©: we work together but im the main leader bc the world is mine
Sekaiiii deee

Kagamine Len ©: not true
You cant solve comflict

Hatsune Miku ©: why do you say that

Kagamine Len ©: bro everyone in the egypt sekai gc is beefing
Three people are probably in the hospital in the India sekai gc
There are way too many people in the united states of america sekai gc idek whats going on anymore
Also i think Teto hacked into the Nigeria sekai gc

Hatsune Miku ©: shidingle
Gotta flee

Mizuki: LMAOOOOOO💀💀💀💀

MEIKO ©: miku said kys mizuki

Mizuki: idc
Is saki not gonna scream at me

Saki!: SHUT UP

Star: #agree

Akito: blud said #agree

Touya: #agree

Ichika: #agree

flower © joined the groupchat

flower ©: #agree

KAITO ©: OH MY GOD SHE ESCAPED
FLOWER GET BACK HERE

Flower ©: no
Hi chat

Kagamine Rin ©: WHEN DID YOU GET CERTIFIED

Mizuki: FLOWER
MY WIFE
HELEOEOOOOOOI AJA
AJSDBWKHAJSHW

Kanade: what abt ena

Mizuki: FLOWER FOREVER AND ALWAYS
MWAH

flower ©: oh uh
Lyt

Mizuki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGGGGHHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chapter Text

Saki!: HELP

Shiho: SAKI OH MY GOD STOP RUNNING
THIS COURTYARED IS TOO FUCKING BIG

Star: WHAT HAPPENED
SISTER

Saki!: REMEMBER EMU SAID SHE HAD A PLAN YESTERDAY

Nene: oh no
What did she do

Saki!: SHES SPREADING HAPPINESS BY HOSTINF A MASSIVE WATER BALLON FIGHT

Nene: where is blud gonna get all those water ballons

Star: SHES RICH

Saki!: STOP IK SHES MEGA RICH
BUT IM NOT KIDDING THE MINUTE LUNCH STARTED SHE SOMEHOW FILLED HALF THE ROOM WITH WATER BALLOONS
THEN I THINK SHE HACKED THE INTERCOM SPEAKER THINGS AND TOLD EVERYONE TO HAVE A MEGA WATER BALLON FIGHT ALL AROUND THE SCHOOL
AND THEN SHE HANDED THEM OUT OUT BY SPEINTING THROUGH THE HALLWWAYS

An: that sounds so fun bro

Saki!: I DONT WANNA GET WET

Ichika: im already wet

Mizuki: stop SAYING IT LIKE THAT

Akito: YOU JUST HAVE A DIRTY MIND MIZUKI

Mizuki: SHUT UP
ITS ICHIKA AND SAKI
ITS NOT OUT OF THE QUESTION

Star: what.

Saki!: STOP IT
IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND UR MAKING WET JOKES
AHHHHHH

Star: SAKI UR GONNA GET TIRED

Saki!: MY HAIR IS PERFECT TODAY
MY SKIRTS ALSO PERFECT BRO I IRONED IT UESTERDAY AND ITS PLEATED SO NICELY BRO
IM NOT GETTING ALL OF THAT RUINED BY WATER
okay i cant run anymore bro hiding behind a wall

Kohane: HELP PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING

Akito: bro i thought miya girls was strict
Where are the flipping teachers

Mafuyu: Emu convinced them to join in.
She said it’s a summer treat.
I also think she bribed them.

Minori: SHE WHAT

Airi: when i see her its on sight because my hair.
My hair is drenched

Haruka: im avoiding the water ballons from the windows

Touya: the windows???

Honami: there are people throwing them from the windows pls help

An: WHAT
I WANN GO TO UR SCHOOL NOW HUHHHHHH

Mizuki: no they have more work
Its prep school
You have to actually study good there

Akito: 💀💀💀
For once I agree an would never survive

Touya: I don't think you can say that Akito

An: LMAOOOOO
SEE WHAT UR BOYFRIEND SAUS

Akito: I hope you more more jump off a cliff

Airi: that joke is so overused

Akito: it works though bro

Mafuyu: I am drenched.

N25 KAITO ©: Who asked?

Kanade: what's UR problem

N25 KAITO ©: I'm just finding this situation amusing is all.

N25 MEIKO ©: bro literally nobody cares that UR mad

Mizuki: #agree

Ena: #canceln25kaito2027

Shizuku: I thought
It
S
20
24

Haruka: yeah

Ena: for the vibes

Kohane: EEK
THEY HAVE WATER GUNS NOW

Saki!: NO WHAT
WHERE DID BLUDS GET WGUNS FROM

Shizuku: EMU
bought
More
Ahhhhhh
Mt hair

Honami: AHHHHHHH
SHIZUKU STILL LOOKS SO PRETTY EVEN WITH WATER DRENCHED

Ichika: I want her perfectness

Saki!: shush bro UR perfect rn

Kagamine Len ©: what's the haps chat

Mizuki: WHATS YOUR MAJORRRR *nerd emoji but can't find it*

Haruka: oh my god the principal is finally stopping this madness

Minori: THANK GOD

Airi: UGH
MY UNIFORMS WET

Saki!: haha imagine

Shiho: if we got wet you ave to too

Saki!: YOU BITCH

Shizuku: WHAT
SHII
DO

Saki!: SHE THREW A WATER BALLONG AT ME
GET BACK HERE MOTHERFUCKER
QHERED YOU GO
FUCK
WHEN I SEE YOU ITS ON SIGHT.

Star: CALM DOWN SAKI
WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS LANGUAGE!!!???

Akito: I did

Star: where are you

Akito: no

Touya: I brought him to the library

Star: thank you dear brother!!!

Akito: NOOOO

Saki!: bro akito has literally only said 'what the shit balls' in front of me irl

Nene: LMAOOO
BRO SAID WHAT THE SHIT BALLS

Rui: AHAHAHA
that is quite the funny

Star: I'm still coming for you akito

Emu!!!: HALLO EVERYONR
I COULDNT RESD UR MESSAGEZ BC I WAS BUSY!!!
BUT LUNCH IS OVER NOW

Airi: when I catch you.

Kohane: emu...

Shizuku: my
Hair
Emu

Minori: IM BRENCED

Saki!: BRO EMU
IM GONNA PASS OUT IM SO TIRED RUNING

Shiho: Mt uniform is wet now ahhhhh

Ichika: yeah I'm really wet now

Mizuki: ITS ALWAYS YOU ICHIK

Saki!: BRO ITS ALWAYS YOU MIZUKI

Emu!!!: WHAT
AHHH!!!
DID YOU GUYS ENKOY THE HAPPINESS WATWE FIGHR!?????

Airi: no.

Emu!!!: EHHHHHHH
WHY NOT

Airi: MY HAIRS WET

Honami: yeah
Emu it was really fun though
I think some people just don't like getting wet

Emu!!!: awww
I'm sorry guys next time we can agree on something fun to do

Honami: yeah! :)
We all love you emu thank you for trying to make everyone happy

Minori: AHESQJISDJWVQ YEAH IT WAS ENTERTAINING HEHE

Haruka: honestly yes

Akito: y'all switched up so fast

Saki!: shut the fuck up

An: i don't think akito likes saki anymore lmaooo

Akito: better than tsukasa at least

Shiho: I agree even if I hated water it was fun throwing balloon at Saki
| Replying to Honami: We all love you Emu tha...
You're so sweet Honami

Saki!: I'll throw my keyboard stand at you like Len did to og miky just watch me
| Replying to Shiho: I agree even if I hated wat...

Shiho: bet

Honami: :DD
| Replying to Shiho: I agree even if I hated wat...

Saki!: Honami the sweetest ever

Shizuku: love.Honami

Honami: wow
No mention needed

Shiho: I love Honami so much
I would climb up mount everest on my knees for you

Honami: ahhhh
I would never ask you to do that but
You're a great friend shiho lyt <333

Akito: LMAOOOOOO

Shiho: ...

Mizuki: people who use eclipses

Rui: I think you mean ellipses again Mizuki

Mizuki: bro IDC
Same thing

Rui: no
Eclipses is the moon going in front of the sun
Ellipses is three dots

Shiho: LET ME BE QUIET IN PEACE BRO NOBODY CARES IF YOU TUPE THREE DOTS

Ena: ....
What about four

Akito: you're the most unfunny person I've ever come across in my life

Star: you're acting like you haven't lived with her UR whole life 😭😭😭

Akito: I wish

Ena: I don't like you

Akito: thank you

Saki!: shinonome shenanigans pt 11037

Airi: danganronpa fan spotted

Mizuki: WAS GONNA SAY THAT

Saki!: NOT ANYMORE BRO

Rui: I bet you liked kaede

Saki!: how did blud know

Rui: she's literally you

Airi: WAIT REALLLL
BLONDE
CHEERFUL
EXTROVERT
PIANIST
FRIENDS WITH INTROVERT BLACK HAIRED

Ichika: false

Airi: bro ur hair is basically black jus allow it will you

Ichika: idc abt that
Were not friends

Saki!: she's my legally wedded wife than you very much

Mizuki: bro said legally married
Where'd blud get legally married

Honami: in Tenma household living room
Rui was the priest
Tsukasa was the walker down the aisle for saki
Me and Shiho were flower girls

Shiho: we jus threw flowers at them

Kohane: did ichisaki exchange rings

Saki!: yep
Star rings

An: that's actually so cute Kohane we need to have a wedding

Kohane: ahhhh yeah we should
We could do it on our one year anniversary since its coming up?

An: AHHHHHHH
OF COURSE MY DARLUNG AJWBAKZAJGNW

Ena: stop making me feel so single everyone

Mizuki: so Ena

Ena: I wish I had a girlfriend

Mizuki: me too Ena
Me too
Haha
How coincidence right??

Ena: cries

Mizuki: hey ena
Oh she's gone offline

Akito: oh my flip why are there like so many obliviuus people here bro jus get together

Mizuki: idk what u.on about but
I gotta flee bye

Kanade: this is painful to watch

Minori: literally
But we gotta give them timeeeee

Touya: mhm
I want a partner too

Akito: I'm your partner

Touya: you're right
Bestie

An: aw HELL nah who taught you that

Touya: it was
Oh
Nvm I forgot

Saki!: it seems like he forgot!!

Shiho: I know damn well it was you

Saki!: of course not!

An: bro ik it was you shut up
Sigh
Guys let me share the ship list
So
Ichisaki: married
Polyjump: sailed
Akitouya: oblivious and in denial so complicated
Mizuena: complicated denial idk
Ruikasa: situationship
Emunene: sailed
Honashiho: obliviousness bro
Anhane(yay): SaILEDDD

Saki!: bro everyone is gonna see that

An: were the only ones online
And kanade
And Kohane
And airi
Whatsapps online status thing is cool and handy

Saki!: so Kanade and Mafuyu are jus chilling

Kanade: yeah
I'd rather chill and yeah
Love is hard
Even if am lesbian

Saki!: fair enough
Lesbians unite

An: rahhhhh

Kohane: I love lesbians
Even though am pan

Airi: agree
Even though am bi

Saki!: guys I have question

An: yed

Saki!: basically
When I was in the hospital
I was SO flipping bored
And there was this cute boy opposite my room
But like
Cute as in 'oh he's prob considered fit' cause i didn't know how to feel abt boys bro
I hadn't had my gay awakening yet
So basically we kissed bc idk boredom
And I wanted to experience that part of life

Airi: is the question in the room with us

Saki!: FUCK YOU IM GETTINF TO IT
does it unlesbian my lesbian

Kanade: what sort of question is that
Ofc not

An: what she said

Saki!: yay

Ichika: you what
| Replying to Saki: basically
You never told me abt that

Saki!: IM SORRRRRYYYY
if it makes you feel better I didn't like it

Ichika: NO WAIT
TOU DONT NEED TO TELL ME EVERUTHINF
okay confession
I kissed a boy once too bc
Idk why
Why didn't you like it saki

Saki!: BECAUSE
I don't realise at the time I just didn't like boys bro
Idk it was just weird bro he kept going
I didn't even get a breath in 😭

Ichika: oh :(

Minori: AWKWARD FIRST KISSES AHHHH
| Replying to Saki: BECAUSE

Kanade: the worsttt

Mizuki: wow
You don't look like you've kissed someone before kanade

Kanade: really?

Star: I HAVEN HAD MY FIEST KISS YET

Rui: you're probably the only one

Star: YOU HAVE????????

Mizuki: sigh.....
Me and rui were stupid middle schoolers
We kissed abd started dating but soon realised I was a lesbian he was gay and we were better of friends

Rui: shudder....
Dark times...

Nene: losers
My first kiss was emu

Emu!!!: YAYAYAYA!!!

Akito: I want a kiss

Touya: same

Akito: omg wow Touya
What a coincidence right
Yk??? Two people who both want kisses????

Touya: yeah

An: bro said yeah and left

Akito: FUCK

Mizuki: you two honestly

Akito: I KNOW you're not speaking....

Mizuki: idk what you mean

Kanade: she left wow

Akito: FUCK MY.LIFE
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Star: hey akito you
Oh he left
Everyone's leaving
Offline
Why
Sigh
I'm.all alone
Again

Saki!: no brother I'm.here

Star: if this night is not forevever

Saki!: at least we are togeer

Star: I know I'm.not alone

Saki!: I know I'm.not akoneee

Star: any where whenever

Saki!: apart but still togetwr

Star: I know I'm.not alone

Saki!: I KNOWIM NOT ALONEEEEE

Star: this is why I love you

Saki!: I love you too

Chapter Text

Hatsune Miku ©: whats popping gang

Kanade: my microwave exploded

Honami: but i cleaned it so well last week :(

Kanade: im sorry
It wasn’t my fault

Mafuyu: How did you even do that Kanade?

Kanade: i didnt know stainless steel explodes in heat

Airi: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Saki!: icl i dont like saying lmao

Akito: you dont like anything

Saki!: no
I like 😂😂😂
And lol

Akito: bc ur a millenial

Saki!: die

Star: hey now what did we say about death threats little sister

Saki!: you said it was permitted if they’re annoying to me

Star: akitos not that annoying
He’s just ginger you have to allow it

Akito: the ginger jokes arent flipping funnt anymore

Mizuki: lmaooo lil bro is mad

Akito: fuck you

Touya: hey dont be sad
Cheer up
Ill buy you milkshake

Akito: really

Touya: ya :D
We can go to that cat cafe if you want and it will be so fun :DDD

Akito: AOWBKWAKEHWJWA
You’re so cute partner

Touya: hehe
Wanna go after school on Monday?

Akito: sure
Meet me in front of school okay?

An: gay gay gay gay

Akito: im pan

Touya: im touya

Emu!!!: IM EMU!!!

Mizuki: HELP ME LMAOOOOOOOO

An: Touya and emu are so silly /pos

Kohane: they make a good duo though like if you think about it!!

Shiho: you know what
I agree
They both like learning

Honami: thats such a nice observation

Shiho: really?

Honami: yeah :D

Shiho: :))

Saki!: at this point idek what to say
Half of you are idiots

Airi: #agree

Mizuki: LMAOOO ENA REMEMBER
hastag... whatever.... #followme

Ena: if yo actually bring that up ever again i will block you

Saki!: what is it with you and lmao
| Replying to Mizuki: LMAOOO ENA REMEM....

Mizuki: what is it with you and everything

Akito: yeah

Saki!: you two turned on me so fast i hate you

Star: irs alright
I WOULD NEVER TURN ON YOU LITTLE SISTER!!!

Rui: yeah but you turned on me

Star: hey I didn’t do anything

Rui: you snuck lettuce into my pasta

An: deserved

Mizuki: i think you mean “you turned me on”
| Replying to Rui: yeah but you turned on....
😂😂😂

Haruka: why are you like this

Mizuki: i cant help it

Star: what.
| Replying to Mizuki: i think you mean “yo...

Rui: my oh my mizuki...

Minori: okay we're moving on from that because what

Saki!: yeah Mizuki

Mizuki: I know you're not talking

Saki!: EHAT DID I DO

Mizuki: everything

Ena: but sakis so sweet

Saki!: HAH
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
UR WIFE IS MINE NOW

Ichika: WHAT

Saki!: no like onomatopoeically
I only av one true wife and that is Ichika

KAITO ©: Did bro really say onomatopoeically

Mizuki: I've come to make an announcement: Tenma Saki's a bitch-ass motherfucker, she pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, she took her hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and she pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Tenma Saki, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Tenma Tsukasa?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Leo/need school Sekai, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Airi: HELP BRO DID DR EGGMAN

An: poor saki
Bro just got called out on twitter.com

N25 KAITO ©: You mean X.com.

Mafuyu: Fuck off

Kanade: ayyyyyy
Good job mafuuuuuu

Nene: Stop this madness
| Replying to Mizuki: I've come to make an anno...

Star: EXCUSE ME!!!???
| Replying to Mizuki: I've come to make an anno...
Nuh uh uh uh.
No one talks about my little darling dear amazing super super express explosion super duper spectacular sister like that.

Saki!: I hope you know you're not flipping funny in the slightest and I hope you die
| Replying to Mizuki: I've come to make an anno...

Mizuki: oh?
You want to fight noodle hair girl?

Akito: STOP IT
TJATS SO TRUE

Saki!: meet me on east side vivid street right now bitch

Star: NO
NOOO SAKI DONT DONT DONTTTTT
MIZUKI PLEASE SPARE MY SISTER

Mizuki: would you look at that saki?
Your own brother doesn't even believe you're capable of winning
😂😂😂😂

Saki!: when I see you its on sight
I'm not weak you haters

Star: NOOO MY BABY SISTE I DONT MEAN IT LIME RHAT
ITS JUST
IM SCARED
FOR BOTH OF YOU
COME ON NOW PLEASE VIOLENCE S NEVER THE ANSWER

Saki!: violence is always the answer with eggman looking people like mizuki

Mizuki: at least my older sibling doesn't think I'm weak

Star: STOP IT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THATTTT

Saki!: at least I get bitches

Mizuki: I'm at vivid street where are you.

Saki!: by weekend garage

An: AYO NO
NO
DO NOT FIGHT IN FRONT OF MY DADS SHOP

Saki!: fine
Going to the street behind

Mizuki: okay coming

Emu!!!: GASP
FIGHT????????

Haruka: this is not going to end well

Rui: my drone is filming it dw

Touya: can you live stream

Rui: fine
I connected it to video call everyoe join

Rui started a video call
46 people joined the video call

Nene: hello why did so many people join it's so laggy

Star: SAJI PLS LISTENNNNNNNN
LISTEN TO YOUR OLDER BEOTHER

Shiho: shut up this is entertaining
haven't seen a fight since Ichika beat up that girl for being lesbophobic to Saki

Kohane: I remember that

Ichika: MY WIFE
MY WIFE
ASNKSSNJWJW
SAKI
SAKI
YOU BETTER WIN

Ena: okay Mizuki go
I'm on your side bc why not

Mizuki: HELL Y

Akito: LMAOIIOOOOOO WHSKSBAJAHAJAHAHAHAHAAHSHAHHAHAA

Shizuku: SHE
FEKL
FELL

Minori: HELP HELP HELP THIS I TOO FUNNYMIZUKI TRIPPED AND FELL FACE FIRST INTO THE GROUND WHEN RUNNING TOWARDS SAKI IM GONMA CRY

Airi: BSJSHAHSHHAASHAHAHAHAHAHAHASSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Honami: WHY IS SAKI CRYING

Star: WHYS SHE SPOLOGIINF TO MIZYKI

Kohane: ahhh
This is unexpected
But also expected???
I didn't thinkt they could ever hurt each other

Akito: okay I'm there I'm watching them behind the wall

Touya: Akito I cansee you on the Rui's drone video call

Akito: Bro sakis literally apologising so much and crying and mizuki is
ARE THEY DEAD TEYRE NOT MOVING

Star: ASHIT

Rui: shit the drone battery down

Rui ended the video call (12:37 minutes)

Akito: I am record
BRO SAKI IS SHAKING
MOZUKIS IS NOT MOVINF
okay they're groaning in pain
Stop saki is begging for forgiveness

Star: what a sweet soul
She can truly do no harm she would never hurt anyone I know that

Akito: Mizuki tackled her to the ground

Star: what.

Akito: wait now she's helping saki up
What is this fight bro
Bro they're hugging and making up

Ichika: thank god

Kanade: that was so anti climatic....

Honami: yes but
I'm so glad no violence was used

Shiho: ugh
I wanted to see the showdown

Saki!: me and mizuki are besties now

Mizuki: yeah we made up

Akito: why are you two skipping hand in hand down vivid street
Ken came out of the shop because you two were laughing so loud like idiots

An: PFFT

Star: sigh
Alls well that ends well

Ena: why is everyone crying lately

Akito: lmaoo
Its literally only saki

Saki!: NO
MIZUKI WAS CRYING TOO

Touya: but saki you're the one mostly crying

Saki!: LIKE TWO TIMES????

Airi: I have question
What when where how why didn't I see
| Replying to Shiho: haven't seen a fight since Ichi...

Shiho: oh that

Minori: you were sick

Airi: SERIOSLT???????
FUCK THISBKANJBSJAAJSB
UGH
I WANTED TO SEE ICHUKA BEAT UP A LESBOPHOBE
WHAT HAPPENED

Saki!: oh that
Basically
I don't know what got her so riled up bro but it was probably because I was kissing Ichi

Ichika: yeah
Icl I forgot her name but she's a bitch

Saki!: she's like one of those fake popular girls BUT SHE SEEMS NICE BRO LIKE GENUINELY
Like she came up to me and she was like your hairs nice so I said thanks obvi
And then out of nowehere she was like you're too pretty to be a lesbian
And one i was shocked BC like its usually men saying that
And two she had the sweetest smile on???? Like I genuinely thought it was genuine
Right and then she was like do you have a crush on me
Sigh typical question
so I said no
AND THEN SHE SHOVED ME INTO A WALL AND TRIED TO KISS ME

Star: WHAT
HOW
WHAT
HOW MAKE SENSE???

Saki!: to this day I'm really not sure what was going on in her head bc girl what 😭
She was like oh you're a lesbian don't you like this

An: jaw dropped

Akito: AYO RHATS CRAZY

Kohane: i didnt see that part hello
I watched after
What the fuck is wrong with her

Kanade: my god
That's disgusting

Saki!: YEAH
AND I WAS LIKE TF NO????? WHAT??? ALSO I HAVE A WIFE BRO
SO I TRIED PUSHING HER AWAY AND SHE WOULD NOT LET UP BRO SO I STARTED PANICKING
Luckily ichi my darling came
My knight in shining armour

Ena: that's the weirdest thing I've hesrd
Lesbians we must stay strong

Star: saki genuinely are you okay

Saki!: OF COURSE
I HAVE MY AMAZING WIFE ICHIIII

An: no oh my flip I really wanna beat her up now
And hug saki

Saki!: its okay I got plenty hugs and kisses from wife

Ichika: mwah

Kohane: the fight was fire though deserved

Minori: yeah bro
Everyone was sad Ichi got suspended for like two days though

Ichika: such lesbophobes hmph
How dare suspend me

Saki!: EXACTLY
I WAS SO SAD WITHOUT YOU AHHHH

Touya: did the bitch get expelled

Saki!: no :(

Mafuyu: I'm in her class it's very sad.

An: THATS FUXKINF SJQKSJQH
SHE SHOULD BE EXPELLED BRO.

Mizuki: WHAT
I AGREE BRO
what a slag bro

Ena: #agree
Don't usually slagshame but
She deserves it bro

An: no but I though miya girls was strict like what

Shiho: the teacher we had to speak to abt it was the worst one
Like she's homophobic lesbophobic etc you name it basically every phobic ever nobody likes her

Mizuki: aw man :(

Saki!: it alright because she's scared of Ichi now hehehe

Honami: she should be scared of all of us

Shiho: agreed

Airi: and Mmj

Kohane: and me

Mafuyu: and me.

Leo/Need Rin ©: And me.
Nobody hurts us lesbians

Saki!: HELL YEAH!!!

Mizuki: HELL YEAH!!!

Akito: HELL YEAH!!!

Touya: you're a lesbian....?

Akito: NO
I WAS SUPORTINF LESBIAN CAUSR

Mizuki: 💀💀💀

Saki!: ...

Mizuki: kys

Star: I THOUGHT YOU TWO MAD.UP

Saki!: until next time

An: you two seriously

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Mafuyu: what day is it today?

Kanade: drumroll!!!

Ena: dun dun dun

Emu!!!: TUESDAY!!!

Star: not just Tuesday!!

Emu!!!: THATS RIGHT!!!

Rui: it's the 27th!!

Touya: and that means....

Kohane: four days until September!!

Akito: but that also means...

Shizuku: the 27th of august is a Tuesday!

Airi: and it's a special Tuesday!!

Minori: why is that???

Haruka: because today is the only day of the year where it will be the 27th of august!!

An: and that means its Tuesday!

Shiho: its the only Tuesday that falls on the 27th of August....

Honami: and that's only once every 365 days!

Ichika: and one more if you count leap years!

Saki: so what day is it???

Hatsune Miku ©: I swear to god hurry up and just say happy birthday Mizuki already

Akito: oh my flip bro

Shiho: sigh

Kanade: happy birthday Mizuki!!

Mafuyu: Happy birthday!

Touya: many happy returns of the day:)

An: YES HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY AMAZING SPECTACULAR BUDDY

Rui: YEP
HAVE YOLOFLEEK BIRTHDAT ROOFTOP BUDDY

Star: WISHES TO YOU ON THE DAY OF YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!

Saki: happy birthday mizukikiki
I am glad we are friends again!!

Ichika: have a good day Mizuki

Shiho: yaaaa
Happy birthday

Honami: have an amazing birthday!
May your year be filled with joy and happiness!

Airi: those are the same rhig Honami

Honami: IDC

Minori: lmaooo
HAVW A SPWCIAL DAY MIZUJI!

Haruka: yes, enjoy yourself <333

Shizuku: HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY 😜😜🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Akito: wow
Happy birthday sis in law

Kohane: <333!!!
Hope you get everything you want for UR birthday!!

Ena: happy birthday beautiful

Mizuki: STOP IT Ena called me beautiful I might just explode

Rui: I can help with that

Star: please do not

Akito: ofc you only come for that
| Replying to Mizuki: STOP IT Ena called me bea...

Mizuki: yes
I mean no
I CAME FOR ALL OF YOUR WISHES THANK YOU MY AMAZING COMRADES THIS IS SO SUPER SUPER EXPRESS EXPLOSION
SOBS

Star: go to daitokai reference

Mizuki: I love you so much bro

Star: AHAHAHA IT IS MY PLEASURE!!
Now make sure you get to the hall right now because wxs are putting on a super show for your birthday!!!

Mizuki: YOURE KIDDING.

Rui: nope :3
We can give you your gifts there too

Mizuki: STOP IT NO I DIDNT COME IN TODAY IM GONNA CRY

Nene: oh my god
:((

Mizuki: OKAY I PUT MY UNIFOM ON
AM RUNNING TO SCHOOL

An: will they let you in?????

Mizuki: you will right my pookiewookie

An: bro thinks I have the ability to do that

Mizuki: you stole the front gates key from the pedo teacher bro

An: WHAT
JOW DID OU KNOW

Mizuki: I know everything
Now let ME INNNNN

An: fine only BC its your bd

Saki: birthday priveledges
BROTHER PLS LIVE STREAM THE SHOW I WANNA SEE IG AND EVERYONE HERE DOES PROBABLY

Rui: don't worry sister in law

Rui started a video call
42 people joined the call

Saki: wow than
IS THAT TNT

Shiho: what di you expect its Rui

Ichika: fair enough

Honami: oooooooohhhh there's cute props awwww

Kohane: THERE ARE SWEETS
AND
AND
COOL TREES IDK

An: cool trees 😭

Kohane: I'm excited for this
Sigh
Why couldnt I be not different and go to Kamiyama like rest of vbs.....

An: no love
Its alright
You are here in spirit

Kohane: yayyyy

Akito: get to stepping punk

Touya: akito where are you I want to secure front row seats

Akito: I went to get popcorn

Touya: salted?

Akito: yes salted

Touya: yay thanks!!!

Star: abt to start but who tf likes salted popcorn

Shizuku: #agree
Sweet pkpcorn
Better.

Shiho: wrong

Saki: shut up
Shizuku right

Shiho: kill your self

Minori: ITS STARTED!!!

Haruka: the camera is so laggy oh my gosh

Emu!!!: I want to do the show to.... I am wxs as well..

Nene: darling
Just watch

Ichika: AWWW TSUKASAS CHILD ACT IS SO CUTE

Kanade: right
Aww thus is so cuteeee

Mafuyu: the child found so many new friends as they grew....
This is so nice!
The props are so cute too

Ena: this is a masterpiece and so funny at the same time

Emu!!!: EMU ROBO?????
AHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO WONDERHOY

Saki!: STOP THE MESSAGE AT THE END
"You can defeat the demons with people by your side and most importantly, yourself, and the true person you are."

Mizuki: I don't know what to say I just cried

Rui ended the video call (lasted 58:27 minutes)

Rui: we hope you liked it Mizuki it was written in thoughts of you

Mizuki: I COUL GELL
I'm so
Happy rn
Its so symbolic bro I may have bawled

Akito: you didn't have to start sobbing into my shoulder

Honami: were there other ppple too?

Touya: yes, a lot of the school came to watch.

Ena: I wish I didn't have night classes sigh

Mizuki: Ena its alright we gotta meet in Sekai later n25

N25 Miku ©: yes we all want to wish you a happy birthday too

Mizuki: AWJAGJSGWJQ THANK YOU HEHEHEHRRHEHDBN

Rui: alright mizuki stop running about and stymay here for gifts

Mizuki: AHHHHHH
WHAT THE FUCK

Akito: LMAOO9 RUIS GIFT LAUNCHED GLITTER INTO HER

Shiho: I wanna see this

Star: ITS ALRIGHT
rui gifted her a little mizuki figurine that spins and sings any song she asks it to

Saki!: OMG THATS SO COOL BRO.

Mizuki: ITS SO CUTE AND AND AND
IT KNOWS LITERALLT EVEEY SONG
I ASKED IT TO PKAY A SUGARWORK CINEMA STREET AND IFS SUCH GOOD QUALITY TOO MT EARS WERE BLESSED

Rui: fufu no problem

Mizuki: LOVW YOU RUI

Nene: wow mizuki is excited

Touya: yeah
Wow tsukasa got her a French hat

Akito: bro means a beret

Touya: ah yes
Its light pink

Mizuki: ITS SO MY COLOUR MY GOD I LOVE IT HEHE

An: okay she's raampaging through gifts lmao

Saki!: I GAV MY GIFY GHRIUGH TDUKASA DD YOU GET IT

Mizuki: YDS I LOVE THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THANK YOU SM FRENEMIE MILLENIAL

Saki!: yayaaaayayyyyyy

Airi: sigh my gift is at UR house

Mizuki: how bro

Rui: I hekpe launch it tinto your window

Ena: me and Kanade and mafuyu will give you your gifts in Sekai!!!

Mizuki: ahhhh
OKAY!!!

...

Shiho: help its been silent PR ages now

Honami: I hope Mizuki is celebrating her birthday good then

Mizuki: I AMMMMMMMM

Saki!!!: yayy!!
Tell us abt it queen

Shizuku: rai rai baby

Mizuki: LMAO
OKATATATA
so Kamiyama people we went to a cafe and the worker looked mortified to see such a big group lmao
She gave us a cake for birthday and cute little party hats though!!!
And then I got home and my family had the usual celebration!!!
My sister took me out again too

Emu!!!: OOOOH
I WANNA MET YUUKI AGAIN!!!
actually my sister does more!!

Mizuki: BRO I THINK OUR SISTERS ARE IN LOVE NO JOKE

Emu!!!: I AGREEEEEEE

Mizuki: lesbians
anyway.
I'll do gift list yay!!
I got
Lot of makeup
Mizuki figure that sings
Cute beret
Strawberry parfait
A whole wxs show ahhhhhhh
A PORTRAIT OF ME!!!!!!! AJABSJABKAHS CRIED
Madoka keycgain
MAFUMAFU PLUSHIW SOBBSSSSSSSS
Hair ribbons
Ahhh
I'm so happy

Airi: that sure is a lot!!!

Minori: yaaaa
But I'm glad you had a nice day mizuki!!!!

Mizuki: IM GLAD TOO BRO
THANK ALL PF YOU
I RMMBER LIKE TWO YRS AGO ID GRT LIKE THREE GIFTS MAX
AND NOW I HAVE ALL OF YOU

Honami: oh my god mizuki you're so sweet <3
We all love you

Saki!: YES
WE LOV YOU YOU GENALPHA!!!

Rui: agree
We made that show in remmberance of how much you've grown
And
And
It is nice to do on your birthday

Ena: so sappy sigh
But I love you Mizuki

Mizuki: STOP IT YOU GUYS ARE SO SAPPY AND CHEESY AND AND AND
CRIES I LOVE YOU

Hatsune Miku ©: so flipping sweet
I live for these moments

Kagamine Rin ©: aww
Children growing up....

N25 MEIKO ©: It's nice.

N25 Luka ©: this is adorable 😄

flower ©: happy birthday queen

Mizuki: FLOWERRRRRRR
THA K YOU BROSJIDS

MMJ Len ©: FLOWER STOP HIDING IN OUR SEKAI BRO

Hatsune Miku ©: don't worry I will find that girl.

flower ©: shit gotta flee

Chapter Text

Star: hello
Im bored

Saki!: brother its three a.m.

Star: WHY ARENT YOU SLEEEPING?!??!??????
I will come to your room now!!!

Saki!: NAH SHUT UP YOU TEXTED HERE FORST

Star: whatever
Im bored

Saki!: why?
Just sleep

Star: I can’t

Saki!: what happened?

Star: idk

Saki!: I’m coming over to ur room

Star: DONT

Ichika: saki why are you awake

Saki!: WELL
I was writing lyrics
And then tsukasa texted
So im going to him room

Ichika: you should’ve been sleeping though!

Saki!: MY BROTHER NEEDS HELP OKAY

Star: NO I DONT

Ichika: is he good saki

Saki!: hes close to tears

Ichika: oh no
Go help ur brother

Saki!: YA

Ichika: well.
Now its quiet

Kanade: no im here

Ichika: wow
Hi Kanade

Mafuyu: im here too.

Ichika: wow

Kanade: I am composing

Ichika: wow
N25 is dtill awake

Kanade: ya we dont really sleep

Mafuyu: i think mizuki and ena did though they were kinda tired

Kanade: mhm
Though something seemed off with them yk

Ichika: something off with both of them?

Kanade: well yes
I dont know what it was it was like
The way they spoke to each other

Ichika: maybe theyre having relationship struggles
Caue they like each other
theyre in denial and and and and
WE SHOULD HELP THEM

Mafuyu: i agree
However
I’m not sure how theyre feeling right now.
But there’s a sense of longing in their eyes sometimes

Kanade: how poetic
But it’s true
Its painful watching their now situationship

Ichika: situationship...?

Kanade: well yes
It seems like it

Ichika: kind of like whats going on with ruikasa?

Mafuyu: exactly.

Saki!: yeah ruikasa situation is sad
Tsukasa is.
Yeah

Ichika: oh noooo
This is painful to watch really

Kanade: mhm
I mean
We should let them be ready i think
But
I feel like it’s hurting the both of them at this point

Mafuyu: its true

Ichika: right
We’re getting them together

Kanade: how
Ykw ichika youre smart you must have some good idea

Ichika: so the idea is to tease them

Mafuyu: just tease them?

N25 Len ©: i can see how that would work...

Kanade: ah
Well
I can see that

Ichika: yes!!
Maybe that will push them to accept their feelings

Mafuyu: okay then

Ichika: well set the plan in action when everyone gets here

___

Minori: GUYSSSSSSS GUYSSSSS GUYSSSSS I NEED HELPEW

Shiho: what happened noe minori

Minori: I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY MADE SHIZUKU SAD

Shiho: what.
What did you di to make SHIZUKU sad????

Minori: I ACCIDENTALLY LRFT HER ON READ AND AND AND AND
I DRANK HER FAVOURITE DRINK SHE LEFT IN MY FRIDGE

Haruka: darling im sure she won’t mind!

Airi: yeah as long as you didn’t hurt her thats not really a big deal

Minori: BUT SHE BLOCKED ME

Shiho: holy shit
Shes mad then

Haruka: what did you do????

Minori: I DONT KNOWWWEW

Mizuki: do not fret
You have to go to her house
And tell her you love her
And clear up the misunderstanding because that is key to a good rwlstionshi!!!

Ichika: it sounds like you’re knowledgable on how to handle a relationship mizuki?

Mizuki: well with all of these lcouples around how can i not

Ichika: you would make a good girlfriend you know

Mizuki: what

Shizuku: IM HERE

Minori: SHIZUKUU
PLS UNBLOCK ME IM SORRY
ILOVE YOU

Shizuku: what
I blocked you?

Haruka: you didn’t know?

Shizuku: MY WHATSAPP
I WANTED TO SEE HOW IT WORKED
AND TEXTED MINORI
MAND SHE DIDNT ANDWER
SO I DID SOMETHING
and blocked her
Accidentally
Im sorry dear

Minori: ahhh
Oh im so relieved
Im sorry for not asnswrring i still havent gotten used to whatsapp.....

Kohane: fr whatsapp is so....
Green

Saki!: bro said whatsapp is grern
Its very green and liscious
Like grads

Ichika: very amazing description wife
Is tsukasa okay?

Star: HAHAHA!!
I WAS ALWAYS OKAY!!

Saki!: yeah we had a three hour talk and he cried for half of it but that was the first half so its alright

Rui: what?
Why?

Saki!: um
Everythings okay now rui

Star: YES RUI!!!!

Nene: ur so worried abt your boyfriend get together already
| Replying to Rui: what?

Star: WE ARE NUST FRIENDS.
JUST DREINEDS
OKAY?
Hahahahahaha

Rui: yeah!
Tsukasa is my best friend and i love him gery much!

Saki!: please stop talking you two
Anyway is polyjump back in business

Airi: yeah we are together still minori and shizuku were just silly

Shizuku: ill get the hang
If
Of
Whatsap
On day

Haruka: seriously why do your messages keep delaying?

Mafuyu: perhaps its her wifi?
Or data?

Touya: it might be to do with her coverage too?
Or if she has service...

Shiho: but our house has good wifi?

Touya: ah
Whatsapp might just work differently then
His app is really strange
I would’ve preferred this gc to be on LINE or Nightcord

Ena: fr
Nightcord would’ve been so much easier whatsapp is so icky

Mizuki: agree

Ichika: its nice to see you two agreeing!

Ena: bro shut up ichika

Saki!: hey
Dont tell my wife to shut up

Mizuki: at least you have a wife to tell someone to not tell your wife to shut up

Akito: did anyone understand that

N25 MEIKO ©: i did.

N25 KAITO ©: i did too.
But that doesn’t mean i agree with n25 meiko.

Mizuki: AT LEAST YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

Ichika: so mizuki you want a wife?

Mizuki: who doesn’t?

Touya: me

Akito: yea because youre gay shush this is a lesbian problem let us silently watch

Touya: okay partner

Ena: i need a wife too bro
But nobody wants me sigh

Mizuki: can you stfu everybody wants you

Ena: how and why

Mizuki: because you’re pretty
And
And
Talented
And
You wont believe me
Which is also cute bc ur so stubborn

Ena: what the fuck are you on about bro

Mizuki: lmaoooo bros comfused
can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Saki!: whats with mizuki and pasting stuff sigh

Akito: GET TO STEPPING PUNK.
| Replying to Mizuki: can we honestly e da...

Ena: seriously mizuki
| Replying to Mizuki: can we honestly e da...
We’re friends irl anyway and why would you say this in the gc

Mizuki: ITS A COPYPASTA BRO

Ena: dont know what you mean
Dm me right now

N25 MEIKO ©: Holy shit is it actually happening

Ichika: i sincerely hope so

Kanade: wow you’re such a life saver ichika

Ichika: thank you
I like to see couples achieve happiness with the one they love

Saki!: PRECISELY

Mafuyu: if mizuena sail I’ll be proud

Kanade: mafuyu.... :)

Mafuyu: good for them yk?

N25 KAITO ©: good to see you being nice.

Kanade: jump off a cliff you bitch

Honami: woah kanade

Mizuki: kanade is violent inside

Ichika: DID IT GO WELL

Ena: i have a wife now

Akito: holy shit finally
Our prayers have been answered

Ena: shut it i do NOT want to hear you speaking

Mizuki: fr akito

Kohane: so ena whos ur wife?

An: are you taking the piss rn darling

Kohane: jokinf!
Im so happy for you two mizuena

Mizuki: AM HAPPY TOO
we are.
Its complicated but

Ena: we’ll get through it hehe

Hatsune Miku ©: Am so proud right now....

flower ©: yes
My no.1 fan got a girlfriend!!!

Mizuki: BLESSIMGS FROM FLOWER AKQBSNGSJASJAVSJGWE
WE WILL LIVE HAPPY ENA!!!

KAITO ©: WHEN I CATCH YOU FLOWER IM GOING TO THROW YOU INTO MOUNT VESUVIUS

Akito: does that still exist

VBS Miku ©: does your brain exist

An: LMAOOOOOOO
THAT WAS QUITE THE FUNNY

VBS Miku ©: well well well if it isnt shiraishi an

An: SHIT

Chapter Text

Hatsune Miku ©: rise and shine depressed in need of therapy students
Its the first of the month

Minori: HAPPY ONETH OF SEPTEMBER!!!

An: YAY!!!! ITS FINALLY THE 1th OF SEPTRWMVER

Saki!: hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Star: GOOD MORNING SEPTEMBER!!!!!!

Kanade: yay

Mafuyu: new month
new
Something

Kanade: new flavour of cup noodles

Mafuyu: really?
That must be why the ones you were carrying looked different...

Kanade: I wanted to try new hot and prawn flavour

Rui: were do you buy UR noodles? Have never heard of that...

Kanade: oh
Its pretty new
Also has peas

Rui: nvm

Star: COME ON RUI TRY SOME VEGETAVLSS!!!

Rui: fuck off

Star: I'll feed you

Touya: vegetables are very important for the body
Heart attacks, constipation, death and ligma are some outcomes of not having enough vegetables.

Rui: that makes no sense?
Heart attacks are caused by build up of fat in the arteries and when blood gets blocked?
How does vegetables have anything to do with it?

Touya: the minerals in vegetables help protect against heart disease, like potassium.

Rui: constipation???

Touya: the fibre in vegetables is a must to prevent constipation and hard excretion.
If not through vegetables, you should get fibre, but vegetables are a must in everyone's diet.

Minori: CAN I ASK WHAT IS LIGMA???
| Replying to Touya: Heart attacks, constipat...

Touya: ...

Saki!: ...

Star: ...

Ena: ...

Rui: ...

Emu!!!: 😭

Mizuki: people who use eclipses....

Touya: I will spare Minori because she is a pure and lovely soul

Minori: thanks???
But what is it

Airi: so moving on!!

Haruka: yep!!

Minori: but

Shizuku: I want a kiss Minori!!
I love you
!!

Minori: I love you too!!

Nene: so is this why you're always texting me screaming saying your shit is a rocket
| Replying to Touya: the fibre in vegetables is a mu...

Rui: perchance

Emu!!!: RUI HAS CONSTIPATION?????
YOU SHOULD GO TO A DOCTOR!!!!!!

Shiho: they'll just tell him to eat fibre....

Honami: true...
But avacado/fruit smoothies can help with constipation if you can't eat vegetables!
And fruit is healthy so!!!

Ichika: AH
smart idea
Fruit smoothies are nice
You do like fruits don't you?

Rui: yeah
But I can't have my favourite one :((

Haruka: why what is your favourite one?

Airi: btw if you don't say watermelon I will come for you

Rui: no it's a kind of yellow blonde fruit

Shizuku: I have never
Seen someone describe a fruit as blonde
!!!

Rui: but the blonde fades to red

Kohane: ahhhhh
Is it a mango?

Rui: I thought that was a berry

Mizuki: LMAOO
AIN NO WAY BRO THOUGHT MANGO WAS A BERRY 💀💀💀

Ena: SJAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA
That's quite the funny

An: aw hell nah bro said mango is berry

Saki!: SHUT UP I CANG DO THS BRO SAID.
| Replying to Rui: I thought that was a ber...

Rui: scientifically berries don't exist and the formalities to do with fruits and vegetables differ from the human assignment of them to their classes.
So stfu.

Minori: oh okay
What is your favourite fruit.

Star: I CANT THINK PF ANY FRUITS WITH BLONDE THAT FADES TO RED

Rui: and the fruit is also a star....

Star: IT GROWS IN A STAR SHAPE??
I HAVE TO SEE THIS FRUIT FOR MYSELF!!!!

Shiho: I know how you can do that

Star: YPU KNOW HOW???

Shiho: look in the fucking mirror

Kanade: AHAAHAHAAA I GET IT

Saki!: what did I expect from rui man

Ichika: he is quite fruity
It makes sense

Star: HUH
YOU GUYS KNOW WHT THE FLIPPING FRUIR IS?????

Mafuyu: I'm confused too...

Kanade: Rui's favourite fruit is....
Drumroll

N25 Rin ©: fuck off
Rui's favourite fruit is tsukasa

Kanade: what did I do :((

Star: I AM NOT A FRUIT!!!!
I AM A STAR!!!

Saki!: A fruity star.

Rui: so I was actually about to say that Tenma saki?

Saki!: are you forgetting you need my blessing if you want the fruity star?

Rui: hhhhhhh

Saki!: that's what I thought

Ichika: go wife

Star: I am so confused

Akito: I am too.
But what I am more confused about is what the fuck 'oneth' is
| Replying to Minori: HAPPY ONETH OF SEPTEM...

Minori: oneth of September

Shizuku: yes
Oneth of September

Haruka: wake up
Its the oneth of the month

Saki!: exactly it rhymes
Oneth of the month

Akito: does bluds mean 1nd??? Lmaooo

Ena: I refuse to believe we are related.

Mizuki: man why are we arguing over 1th and 1nd what about 1rd??? 1rd is the true correct answer

Saki!: no its obviously 1reth

Akito: you. Are. Irrelevtn.

Star: YOU ARE DEAD!!!

Mizuki: great start to your September akito!!!

flower ©: your september.. my September.....

Mizuki: MY SEPTEMBER.
MY SEPTEMBER.
MY SEPTEMBER.

An: My September...

Saki!: My September!

Ena: My September.

Akito: bro it's not jus your September leave some for the rest of us

Emu!!!: YEAH!!
I WANT SOME SEPTEMBER TOO!!

Mizuki: bros thinks I want September
September is a dead ass month

Ena: agree with girlfriend

Mizuki: qwjagsjhqajgsjwvqsh
Dies

Star: WHY ID IT YOUR SEPTEMBER THEN

flower ©: y'all dumb as fuck
My September
VIVINOS' FIRE SONG MY SEPTEMBER????

Saki!: brother
Yk those videos about the human singing contest where aliens took over
The same person that made that made this song called My September and its fire

Ichika: sigh
You showed him alien stage too?

Saki!: I showed everyone in my family

Ena: REALLY????
EVEN ROUND 6????

Saki!: especially round 6.

KAITO ©: STOP IT ROUND 6 WAS SO. AJSBKBAWJW BRO

Touya: yk its fire when the Kaito momota says it
***KAITO

Mizuki: danganronpa fan.

Touya: im sorry it was force of habit

Akito: touya please your danganronpa obsession was crazy....

Ena: LMAOO
WHAT HE SAY ABT IT

Akito: bro he was rambling abt this komahina and and
Idk orange juice
And
Despair
Hope
The sixteenth student lying hidden somewhere in the school

flower ©: the one they call the ultimate despair....
Watch out for her.

Mizuki: PFFT
TPUYAS A KOMAHINA FAN

Touya: it was so popular
I like mlm ships

Akito: yeah cause you're gay
It makes sense

Haruka: what????

Saki!: no no he's got a point
Lesbians usually like Yuri more
But also BC It seriously needs more attention
Anyway
Yk what I mean
UR MRE inclined to like what you are

Ichika: yeah yeah yeah
Saki really likes Yuri

Saki!: I do
Mizisua are my babies

An: agree they're the best girls bro

Ena: hyunas SO FLIPPING LENG THOUGH

Mizuki: RIGHT. RIGHTTTTTT
SHES SO ANGROYGNOUS AND ASSAHAJA

Touya: luka is hot

Akito: from what you showed me AGREE HIS HAIR
he doing too much though what was that stare when he got beaten up by queen mizi

Kohane: LMAOAIAIAOA THAT WAS SO FUNNY
HE LOOKED LIKE POU

Saki!: BAHAHHAHAHHAA AHATS TJ MOST ACCURATE THING IVE EVER HEAFRD

N25 KAITO ©: Nobody cares about this Alien Stage.
Please move on

Kanade: why are yiu so mad

N25 KAITO ©: Because not all of the readers know what that is.

Mafuyu: readers?

N25 MEIKO ©: he means.
You reading the messages.
KAITO we talked about not breaking walls anymore.

Mafuyu: you can break the walls in Sekai?
Why did he break a wall?

N25 KAITO ©: I didn't.
JUST.
Don't talk abt Alnst.

Minori: but but but
But mizi

Shizuku: mizis hair is
😍😍😍

Shiho: idk what alien stag is
Saki showed me but
I hate black hair girls puffy white dress

Kohane: noooo
Suas dress was so cute :((

Shizuku: yesss
I have it in my closet!

Mizuki: I want
I love vivinos

Ena: pink bitch club bro
Ahhhhhhh

Mizuki: it was so fire man
Oh those lovely days....

Akito: bro is a grandma knitting in a rockign chair reminiscing on childhood days

An: bro cannot embrace the beauty of the recognition of the music

Kohane: but he sings with us good

An: okay I agree with you baby

Ena: no I don't agree he's always blasting shit music from his room

Akito: I DO NOT????

Ena: boy
Yes you do.
You wake the whole house with it.

Akito: UR TALKING ABT MY ALARM???

Ena: yes
Its so bad it is literally the definition of earrape

Akito: okay look my alarm is shit music because it is so bad that its hilarious so I wake up snorting and its so bad that I wake up wondering why this piece of shit was ever created to insult the very concept of music and I wake up wanting to protect the world from such ridiculousness and create much better music

Shiraishi Ken and Kotaki Taiga were added to the groupchat temporarily [5 minutes]

An: bro wtf is ur flipping alarm goodness

Akito: my alarm is the worst song I've ever heard
You would not want to hear it again....

Shiraishi Ken: I want to hear this alarm of yours akito

An: HOLY SHIDINGLE
IRS DAD
HI DAD
HOW ARE YOU HERE

Shiraishi Ken: idk I got added?

An: wow omg I didn't notice

Mizuki: HELLO ANS DAD I AM ANS YOLOFLEEK FRIEND
AN HAS TOLD ME LORS ABOUT YOU!!!

Shiraishi Ken: hello!
She has?

Mizuki: all good stuff DW

Shiraishi Ken: yay!

Akito: shidingle
Are you going to be here forever?

Shiraishi Ken: no I think
We were added temporarily

Akito: thank god
I mean
Yes the
WAIT WDYM WE???

Kotaki Taiga: hello
I'm ans basically uncle
I'm intrigued by this alarm of yours akito
I'd like to know how something could insult music...

Akito: well the thing is!
Its not really that big of a song...
It's just a silly little thing haha

An: you're cooked

Kotaki Taiga: well it can't be that bad then right?

Ena: no it definitely can
As Akito older sister you do not want to know what it's like being woken up by
HEYYYY YEAH HEY YEAHHH THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE CAUCASIAN DESTINATION
at six o fuckinf clock in the morning

Akito: OH MY FLIP
FUCK YOU ENA

Shiraishi Ken: akito

Akito: ans dad

Kotaki Taiga: akito.

Akito: ans basically uncle.

An: you're fried

Akito: An

Kotaki Taiga: if you wanna keep naming ans family members you can get here right now

Akito: NO NO NO
I DONT WANNA GO TO THE GRAVEYARD

Kotaki Taiga: yeah wel

Shiraishi Ken and Kotaki Taiga left the groupchat [temporary addition expired]

Kohane: STOP 😭😭😭

Touya: that was low 😭

Mizuki: shit that's mad bro....

Akito: KYS I DISNT MEAN UT LIKE THAT RIP NAGI
TAIGA GONNA KILL ME AND THEN I WILL DIE

An: I'd be surprised if you didn't

Akito: DIE

An: look who's speaking

Akito: STOP IF

An: you're deep fried when you go to wekens garage blud

Akito: AM NOT COMING

An: Ena help me drag him pls

Ena: fine

Akito: TIME TO FLEE

Chapter Text

Otori Shousuke, Otori Keisuke and Otori Hinata were temporarily added to the groupchat [360 minutes]

Nene: happy birthday to my super duper amazing spectacular girlfriend wife
Emu i love you so much i would walk on burning rock with my barefeet for you
I would sleep on broken glass for you

Rui: nene i think you might love emu a bit too much...

Nene: okay and
My girlfriend is the best
Where even is she

Otori Keisuke: i think she just woke up.

Airi: holy shit who are you

Otori Keisuke: im Emu’s oldest brother.
I got added here for some reason.

Kohane: its probably temporary like when ans dad and uncle got added

Emu!!!: BROTHERRRRR
| Replying to Otori Keisuke: im Emu’s oldes...

Otori Shousuke: why did we get added?

Hatsune Miku ©: bc its emus birthday and i want everyone here with her
This groupchat is the home of our feelings
And you guys help

Otori Hinata: oh
Um thats nice!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMU!!
Can you come downstairs?

Emu!!!: YAYAYAY
JUST WAIT
NENENENENE YOURE MY FAVOURITE PERSON MY AMAZING WONDERHOY GIRLFRIEND I LOVE YOU THE MOST IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND EVERY MULTIVERSE HEEHEHEHHEEHEHEE
| Replying to Nene: happy birthday to my su...

Star: HAPPY BIRTHDAYEMU!!
HAVE A WONDERHOY BIRTHDAYYYYYY!!!

Saki!: YES HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE
YOURE AMAZING
HONAMI WISHES YOU A VERY WONDERHOY BIRTHDAY TOO BUT HER PHONE GOT RUN IVER BY A CAR

Shiho: yeah i still dont know how that happened
Happy birthday Emu!!

Ichika: happpyyyy birthdayyyy to youuuuu

Otori Keisuke: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
| Replying to Emu!!!: NENENENENE YOURE M...

Otori Hinata: brother shes been dating nene for a long time now...

Otori Shousuke: i suspected it but i didnt know they were actually....

Airi: arent you her brothers bro

Emu!!!: ITS OKAY ANYWAY
NENE IS MY GIRLFIREND
I WILL BRING HER OVER PROPERLY SOON

Nene: hehe
I have met your brothers though so

Otori Keisuke: yes but that was professionally.
And I don't think sis knows you well.

Star: Hinata?

Mizuki: no obviously emu would not know Nene
Tf do you think idiot

Saki!: don't call my brother an idiot you idiot

Mizuki: jump off a cliff

Ichika: no

Otori Hinata: well um Emu these are all your friends?

Emu!!!: YAAAA
I KNOW EVERYONE HERE!!
ALHOUGH I KNOW SOME PEOPLE LESS WELL!

Kanade: are you having a good day?

Emu!!!: MY SIBLING ARE TAKING ME OUT SO I HVE TO EAT BREAKFAST SSUPER FAST!!!

Otori Shousuke: exactly stop texting and eat

Saki!: WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL EMU!???

Otori Keisuke: one day cant hurt its her birthday afte rall

Ichika: i guess???

Emu!!!: OJAY!
| Replying to Otori Shousuke: exactly sto...

Rui: is she gone?

Otori Shousuke: yes shes eating breakfast while dancing

Minori: emu is always energetic!!

Star: rui why are you asking
| Replying to Rui: is she gone?

Rui: because i wanna give her her gifts at wonder stage
Becaue it is a place dear to her heart

Nene: i was thinking that too

Star: FANTASTIC IDEA!!
SINCE IR IS MONDAY! LET US ALL MEET AT WONDER STAGE AFTER SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
although i domt know if its free or like
Yeah

Otori Keisuke: fine
You guys can have it to yourselves today

Rui: thank you so much Keisuke.
🙏🙏🙏

Saki!: AHHHHHH YAY I CANT WAIT

Rui: yeah
Everyoneis welcome
Bring gifts
And explosions
And we shall have a great time

Star: you are the only explosion bro

Rui: not for long

Nene: oh my flip

Rui: am not planning anything devious... :3

Star: so basically you are

Airi: HOLY SHIT EMU BIRTHDAY PARTY AM SO GASSED
| Replying to Star: SINCE IR IS MONDAY! LET U...

Ichika: ehqbww this will be so fire

Shiho: if you say that ever again I will do what I said I would

Saki!: yeah go on what will you do to my wife huh

Shiho: I'll throw her into a fence

Saki!: just wait till school ends I would sttngle you here but the teacher is teaching

Star: SAKI.
NO.
VIOLENCE!!!

Saki: but

Star: NO.
focus on what the teachers teaching.

Saki!: but I hate history!!
It is interesting but like its so being and the question style is ass

Rui: really?
What are you being taught?

Saki!: Saddam Hussein hiding spot

Nene: LMOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOOAAO I KNOW THAT PICTURE

An: THE MEME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Rui: why are you being taught that were in japan

Saki!: i asked the teacher who saddam hussein was cause i saw the meme
Then he started waffling and a whole lessons commenced

Shiho: everyone hates you for that btw saki

Saki!: i sidnt do anything

Shiho: we could be doing group work or sometjing but no were lesrning about saddam hussein hiding in rocksa and rubble with air vent

Airi: stop texting during class childten

Shizuku: i can see you typing!!

Airi: no shit

Shizuku: no its very obvious airi....
Pls hide better

Airi: NO IT ISNT

Shizuku: the teachers looking at you

Airi: SHIT

KAITO ©: hahahahahahahah

Kohane: now why the blud are you even laughing

KAITO ©: am sorry

Kohane: oh
No its ok

An: live love forgive and forget preach my amazing fiance grilfriend kohane darling

Akito: get to stepping punk

Touya: but they are sweet

Akito: shush ur sweeter

Star: get to stepping punk

Rui: but they are sweet

Star: thats not sweet its gay

Rui: do you have anything against gay people?

Star: no
Akitouya are just so silly and gay it makes me sick and want to get them married like i did for ichisaki

Kagamine Rin ©: please do
Get your honourary brother married to the ginger

Leo/need Rin ©: preach

Ichika: omg its our rin
Why are leo need vocaloids never here

Leo/need Luka ©: were always busy

Shiho: with what bro

Leo/need Miku ©: 1. Trying to stop kagamines from killing each other
2. My training lessons dont ask about this okay
3. Luka waffling about how much she loves all of you guys
4. Watchingkaito tap dance on the rooftop
5. Classified vocaloid information tasks

Leo/need KAITO ©: WHY. DID YOU SAY THAT I WILL COME FOR YOU
| Replying to Leo/need Miku ©: 4. Wat...

Nene: ur kaito tap dances on the rooftop???

An: I WISH OUR KAITO WOULD DO THAT!!!
but we dont even have a rooftop sigh its one floor everywhere

VBS Miku ©: is a cafe not enough for you shiraishi an

An: bro what did i ever do to you

VBS Miku ©: wait just a sec lemme get the knife

An: HA
IM AT SCHOOL YOU CANT HURT ME

Akito: it finishes in like seven minutes

An: FUCK YOU
THIS IS WHY ENA EXPOSED YOUR ALARM

Akito: this is why your aun
I mean
Ykw im not saying that
Thats mean
And not nice at all

Shiraishi Ken and Kotaki Taiga were added to the groupchat temporarily [26 minutes]

An: WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY AKITO
TELL ME NOW YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Shiraishi Ken: woah woah woah hold it there young lady
Who taught you this language

An: WHERE DID YOU SPAWN FROM AGAIN

VBS Rin ©: fr who keeps adding ans relatives

Kotaki Taiga: idk but this is fun

An: okay
AKITO TELL ME RIGHTTHIS INSTANT
| Replying to Akito: this is why your au...

Akito: hell no

An: were in the same class and schools ove
STOP RUNNING
WHERED BLUD GOING

Rui: make sure you run to wonder stage!!
Am already there and setting up with tsukasa!
Oh
Emus brotherssssssss
@Otori Keisuke @Otori Shousuke
Pls mak sure emu comes to wonder stage in like exactly two hours

Otori Keisuke: okay
She’s with all three of us
We went to cafe

Rui: perfecrt
Wait but you siblings are here tenporarily

Otori Keisuke, Otori Shousuke and Otori Hinata’s temporary addition has been lengthened [540 minutes]

Rui: thanks whoever that was

Minori: hold up how did you two get there that fast
| Replying to Rui: Am already there and set...

Star: his teleportation device

Saki!: his what now

Rui: no
Its the flying mega ultra ruidon super duper express explosion yolofleek pro max maxi 11037

Star: same thing

Kanade: what in hell is rui even making bro
Every tome i see the guy i swear bro is making paranormal activities

Mizuki: fr man this guy
How does this uh
Flying ultradon 11037 work

Stat: bro idek
He pressed a location
Then it went PSHHH ZIP ZAHHHHH
BOOOOOM
everything went like a blur and we were at wonder stage
Oh but we stopped at my house for like one second to get my gift

Nene: the flip
Im gonna walk with an and nene and mizuki and touya and everyone else in kamiyama to wonder syage
Rui you have the thing righr

Rui: yed obviously my bestie boo

Akito: throwing up

Ena: HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMUUUUUU

Akito: bros late

Ena: fuck off i woke up like half an hour ago

Akito: are yoi fucking with me rn

Ena: no
HOLY SHIT EMU BIRTJDAY PARTY IM COMING GIMME TWETNYY MINUTSS

Mizuki: HELL YEAH
lets go wife

Akito: throws up
Get to stepping punk

An: i still wanna know what you were gonna say

Akito: bro it doesn’t matter

An: no.
Tell me or I’ll push you onto the road rn bet

Touya: why aren’t you two speaking irl?

Akito: AN KEEPS RUNNING

An: tell me what you were gonna say

Akito: ugh
This is why your aunt died

Saki!: oh

Shiho: wel

Ichika: holy shit
honami herenow i stole ichikas phoen again holy moly akito

Shiraishi Ken: akito

Shiraishi Ken and Kotaki Taiga left the groupchat [temporary addition expired]

Akito: no no
Thats what i was going to say before

An: THAT DOESNT MAKE IT ANY BETTER YOU FUCKER

Nene: oh shes running after him
At least theyll run to wonderlandsw stagw quicker

Kohane: welp
Rip akito 2027

Touya: noooo akitoooo
It was kinda funny

Saki!: fly low
🛰🛰🛰

Shiho: what emoji is that

Saki!: satellite
Coupdnt find eagle

Star: um okay
ARE MIYA GIRLS WALKING ALONG TOO

Shizuku: yes!!
Thankfully
We all have our
Gifts!
Because we thought emu would come today!!!

Saki!: ah yeahthat was good
Otherwise we wouldve had to go to our houses and yeahyeah

Star: HAHAHA!
JOLLY GOODS!!!

Mizuki: okay I think akito and an are already there i gave my gift to rui so yay 
Doesall kamiyama have their gifts

Touya: yeah we brought them because rui told us him and tsukasa were planing something

Akito: tsukas
Open door
Backstag
Now
NOW

Rui: okay ill do it

An: NO DONT DONT
I ALMOST GOT HIM

Rui: oops i forgot wherethe inside lock key was sorry

Akito: WHY ARE YOU FUCKING LOCKING IT FROM THE INSIDE YOU FU

Kohane: holy shit my girlfriend is tackling him

Saki!: GIRLS COME ON WE GOTTA SEE THIS

Star: NO!!!! IM OPENING THE DOOR NO VIOLENCE!!!!

Otori Keisuke: i will get security on you mo violence children

Rui: :(
Fine

An: UGH

Akito: guys an is a fucking menace to society
My ARMMMM

An: you dlipping deserved it

Otori Shousuke: so just to confirm well being emu in like about one and a half hours now as a surprise righr?
Can we blindfold her

Rui: please do

Otori Shousuke: okidoki wonderhoy

Otori Hinata: Ahhhh you finallysaid it!!!

Otori Keisuke: stop being on ur ohones ans watch emu gulfinf down the cake

Otori Shousuke: if she sees this chat shell know the surprise we are keep secret
But we need talk

Rui: okay guys where tf are miya girls bro

Shiho: were nearly there minori just tripped 22929282918188227728181 times

MMJ Rin ©: no not my fav lesbian
Minorininin
is blud okay

Shizuku: shes okay !!!

Haruka: kisses make everythinf better

Mizuki: hear that ena
get here now where tf are you

Ena: my concealer spilled.

Mizuki: HOLY SHIT THATS SO HORROR

Saki!: aw thats quite the sadden

Ena: IT WAS SO EXPENSIVE AND ANDNWASS
AHHHHHH IM SO MAD
okay ill hse the rest beo :((
And come dor emu birthday!!
With gift!

Kanade: shall i come too

Ichika: you weren’t planning too???
GET HERE NOW!!!
That's what Honami said

Kanade: goodness gracious fine fine
Mafuyu where are you

Mafuyu: the cup noodle fell into the boiler cupboard

Kanade: NO!!! COME HERE AND GET READY IR CLOTHES ARE IN MY ROOM

Mafuyu: okay

Saki!: sometimes i forget you two live together

Ichika: but why is mafuyu at home??? Shes in miya too
Is what Honami asking

Mafuyu: i didnt know until after school and i wasnt bothered to read so went to kanade

Kanade: whatever get ready now and lets go

Mafuyu: yeah i will

Kanade: ehe
we’re the bestest of roomates

Ichika: honani here talking on ichuka phone that i stole
True that
Although idk why you still call me for housekeeping when mafuyu cleans so well

Kanade: its because
You are good friend
And
And also you are good at fixing that boiler sound thing

Mafuyu: yeah idk how to fix that

Ichika: really
Im not really a fixer though

Shiho: you are everything in the world

Ichika: im really not

Shiho: you’re everything

Ichika: but im honami

Shiho: well to me you are everything

Nene: let me guess shes blushing and shiho and honami are being lovey dovey while walking

Saki!: precsieely
Ichika is trying to get her phone IRS so funnt

Rui: BRO WHERE ARE YOU MIYA GIRLS WEVE STARTED DECORATING

Shiho: were on the way

Mizuki: nah beo youre probably kissinf honami every second

Shiho: what no

Saki!: bro minori knows the way shes leading us

Haruka: MINORIS THE LEADER???
BRO I WAS WONDRINF WHY WE HAD TO JUMP OVER LAKES

Star: WHERE TF ARE YALL
SAKI I THOUGHT YOUD KNOW THE WAY BRO

Ichika: um

Saki!: I WAS KINDA BUSY KISSING ICHI
SORRY
LEFT IT TO MINORI AND WALKED BEHIND

Ichika: yeah that
BTW Ichika here
Got my phone back

Airi: how did Honami's phone get run over by a car blud how the dingle dongle dangle

Saki!: so basically
We were walking on road
Then Honami walk
By this small child cycled past Honami and she got scarsd of the bell and accidentally three er phoq on go the flooe.

Haruka: bro what
Hahaahaa

Ichika: Honami hefe I am sad without phen

Shizuku: girlfriend is better than phoen

An: frrrrrrr

Mizuki: AGREE

Touya: wow you all are such women lovers

Kanade: yay

Mafuyu: i put directions to pheonix wonderland but after that we’ll need help to get to the actualwonder stage i think

Airi: same bro

Saki!: no i know the way
Kay were actually there

Kanade: they actually are

Rui: oh my flip finally bro how long has it been
WE HAVE AN HOUR GET HER AND GET CRACKINF

Touya: but im not a long chained hydrocarbom

Rui: touya stop standing there and hang the bauble or i will crack you into an alkene and alkana

Touya: i dont wanna climb ladder pls

Rui: oh my flip
Taukasa hang it

Star: no im doing the wonderhoy gigantic poster

Nene: why do you have baubles its september bro

Rui: we had like theee of them
Why not nene

Shiho: WERE HERE MAKE WAY FOR THE MIYA GIRLS
and kanade

Kanade: thanks for that shiho

Shiho: np broskidaddle

Kanade: ok what are we doing

Rui: put ur phones down and listen to the explain sit down and i and tsukas are on stage

Saki!: ok

Hatsune Miku ©: this is funny

N25 KAITO ©: why did they have to stop being ipad kids now the readers dont know what they’re talking abt

N25 MEIKO ©: can you stop breaking walls

Kagamine Len ©: LMAOOOO WHY DOES RUI HAVE A DETONATOR

WxS KAITO ©: this is just rui shenanigans

WxS Rin ©: OOOOOOOH OMG THE DECORATIONS ARE SO CUTE
emu robo is here too
She sings happ birthday

VBS MEIKO ©: awwwwwww

VBS Miku ©: bro they look like theyre in a lecture pfft

MEIKO ©: no mizuki is giggling at ruis demonstrations of his uhhh welcome explosion thingy on tsukasa
But saki seems concerned

Hatsune Miku ©: well if i was his sister i would be too

flower ©: oh yeah tsukasa and saki are siblings

Hatsune Miku ©: go back to where you came from you stupid little flower

flower ©: hmmm i dont think so!!

Hatsune Miku ©: bitch

Mizuki: DONT TAKE MY FLOWER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flower ©: chillax bbg i aint being kicked out anytime soon by silly mike hat sun

Ena: erm
Shes my bbg shut the fuck up

flower ©: okay chill bro i dont want mizuki anyway

Mizuki: why

flower ©: #aroace

Saki!: hell yeah

Rui: ATTENTION ALL
EMUS BROTHERS AND SISTER
WERE READY
BRING THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!!

Otori Hinata: ahhh yay
Okay well be there in about ten minutes!!

Otori Keisuke: its a bit early but yeah thats fine

Star: yes
Okay so when emu comes otori siblings bring her blindfolded than open her eyes and the curtain will be down
And then we’ll open it dramatically and super surprise grand master mode
Then party
Little sister did you bring the cake

Saki!: I RAN TO GET IT
IM NEARLY BACK THERE

Star: WHYD YOU FO ON UR OWN

Ichika: no i went with her
Would bever leave my wife to go alone

Saki!: anambmaqhksns
Yed
This cake is so heavy my and ichi are hold together

Rui: well there is a lot of us to eat it
Get here faster you two

Saki!: I CANT TFEPE WITHD OHOEB OWND HABD

Akito: what

Touya: saki cant type with phone one hand she holding cake
Dont type saki focus on cake ichisaki

MMJ Rin ©: LMAOAOAO WATCHINF THROUGH AIRIS PHONE ICHIKA AND SAKI ARE HOLDING IT AND WAKKNG SO FUNNILY
THEYRE WADDLING TO THE ATAGE LMAOOOO

Saki!: SHUT UP
IT WAS LIKE A WEIGHT LIFTINF

Ichika: you will gain muscle
Saki with muscles....
Akkansnsnanaansnbwkqhs

Shiho: honami has yhe best muscles

Ichika: honami here i stole phone
Thank you shiho it comes with drum carrying and and uhhh work

Kanade: yeah
The boiler needs lots of energy to fix

Mafuyu: do you think it would have boiled the cup noodles that fell in the cupboard place with it

Kanade: i hope not
That would be danger
SHIT WE LEFT IT THERE BRO

Mafuyu: i TOLD YOU ABOUT IT
and nobody cared

Nene: well actually i was just trying to figure out how the cup noodle got in there

Hatsune Miku ©: you lot are suh ipad kids ur litro together why are you talkinf
On here

Rui: tsukasa saw a spidee so he ran away
Leo need are at the cake looking at it with hungey big back eyes
Nene is playing ocarina of time zelda illegally downloaded on her phone
Anhane are kissing or something idk
Touya is trying to get tsukasa his older brother
Akito is then trying to get his boufriend touya
More more jump are being gay
Mizuki is trying to join the chase of tsukasa
Ena is trying to stop her
Kanamafu are watchinf
And i am chilling bc we put decorations all up

Kagamine Len ©: wow

Rui started a video call
Rui forcibly added 14 people to the video call

Nene: oh my flip rui stop screaming theough the call

Rui: COMME HER NOW EMU NEARLY HERE

Star: OKAY BUT THE SPIDER

Rui: if you come here right now tsukasa i will give you the biggest french kiss on the world

Star: ugh fine
Only because i like friendly kisses

Mizuki: my guy i sont think french kissing a guy on the lips is very straight or friendly....

Star: what do you mean

Saki!: allow it mixuki
My brotjer does not know how to romance

Akito: i swear you were gay
Like touya

Star: NO
I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT I AM
I JUST AM A STAR

Saki!: he doesnt care
Hes only into rui
No one elese

Star: saki when did i say that

Saki!: you didnt
Am sorry big brother
Give him time everyone

Akito: boy so i wish my sistee ever applogised to me when she was being mean

Ena: boy shut up im older i dont need to
Saki is younger sibl

Saki!: yeah but im actually the middle child bc touya

Rui: SHUT UP SAKI NOBODY CARES

Star: no no no no
You dont speak to my suster like that

Rui: fine am sorry
EMUS HERE I CAN SEE HER THROUGH PEEK THROUGH CURTAINS AT THE END OF WONDER STAGE THE ENTEACBCE
POSITIONS EVEEYWHERE AND BE FUCKINF QUIET

KAITO ©: Exactl
Stop kissinf mmj
Stop wowinf at the cakw leo need you big backs
Stop screaminf the spider is more scared of you than you ade of ir kasa
Anhane stop gay
nene
Oh nene is ready for her girlfriend anyway
Proud od you child

Otori Keisuke: were unblindoflding her in
3
2
1

Rui: nene stop squealing if you really must talk talk on here

N25 KAITO ©: yes its entertainment for the readers

Hatsune Miku ©: i will kick you iff this chat id you keep breaking walls

Nene: wjabskshjahajahahas
Shes so haopy already bro
I love my wife

Shizuku: awww

___

Emu kind of knew something was off from the moment her siblings took her out.

It was fun to miss school and she felt special but even her sister kept texting someone inder the tsble, and her beothers too, even if she kind of expected that because they were seemingly always busy.

It’s not like they didn’t make sure she had a good day and good food, but it was a little suspiscious.

Whatever!

She got lots of wishes and especially from her girlfriend, so it’s all good.

When they insisted they blindfold her with some random piece of cloth that probably spawned randomly, she was suspiscious again, but went along with it.

Maybe it was a surprise!

They had to walk a lot with that on her eyes, but in the end, they stopped somewhere and finally took off the blindfold for her.

It took a minutes for her eyes to asjust to bew light after a while if being blind, but after she did, a smile quickly formed on her face.

Wonder stage.

The place she’s loved ever since she was a little child.

Of course her siblings would know that.

Maybe it would seem bland, like any other place to anyone else, but she would always be happy just being there in the moment.

It definitely was a nice sur—

Huh?

From underneath the curtains, a pink banner of sorts half flows out, and the pink haired girl goes to inspect it.

All it says is ‘HAPPY’, but that’s enough to send her into a fit of giggles.

Keisuke sighs behind her, but there’s a tinge of amusement in it.

___

Rui: WHO. LEFT.
THAT BIRTHDAY BANNER THERE.

Mizuki: wasnt me

Akito: it was mizuki

Touya: it was

Rui: WHY SMWOULD TOU DO THAT BRO

Mafuyu: she saw ena running and left it there

Mizuki: TECHNICALLY IT WAS TSUKASAS FAULT FOR STARTING THAT WHOKE CHASE

Star: dont go blaming me

Rui: OKAY IDC ANYMORE MIYA GIRLS ON THE OTHER SIDE NOW PULLING THE CURTAIN UP ON THE COUNT OF
3
2
1
GO!

___

“HOLY SHIT!”

That was not the first thing Emu was expecting to hear.

And by a glance at her siblings’ faces and short gasps, she can tell it obviously wasn’t for then either.

“Oh my flip bro....”

Emu can only watch in slight confusion as Rui facepalms, and the curtain on the other side is on the floor with a nearly crying Minori.

“OKAY MINORI GET UP. THREE!”

Minori is helped up by her girlfriends, and Emu was inclined to help her, but Hinata held her back, just telling her to wait.

“TWO!”

Everyone assembles and holds something behind their backs that she can’t see.

“ONE!!!”

Mizuki discreetly pushes the stray banner off the stage completely.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EMU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!”, they all sing, holding a gigantic banner across all of their heads while stansing in a line that says, 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMU!'.

“EEEEEEEEEK!!! THANK YOU GUYS!!”, the pink haired girl screams, jumping onto the stage and latching herself onto the first person she saw in a tight hug immediately, which just so happened to be the Tenma siblings, before everyone else joined in a giant group hug.

“Brothers, sister, you too!!”

Keisuke and Shousuke sigh and roll their eyes before giving a hand to the enormous ball of people in an embrace.

“LET’S CUT THE CAKE!!”, Nene shouts, looking the most delighted she’s ever been.

Emu gives her girlfriend a long kiss and another hug after squealing.

___

Otori Shousuke, Otori Keisuke and Otori Hinata left the groupchat [temporary addition expired]

Hatsune Miku ©: i love birthdays
Our chikdren all are so sweet
Happy birthday Emu

Chapter Text

Minori: HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HRLP HRLP

Shizuku: what happened?

Minori: GROUP PROJECT BUT IM WITH THE RUDE POPULAR GIRLS.

Saki!: the ones who linger in the corridors 24/7 and look like theyre gonna kill you

Minori: YES.
THEY WONT EVEN SPEAK TO ME.....
But theyre not even doing the work bro...

Haruka: go and discreetly ask the teacher we have the nice one dont we?

Minori: sigh
Am scared
But okay fine

Shiho: i hate group projects

Emu!!!: BUT LASTTIME YOU WERE WITH ME AND SAKI!!!!

Shiho: i think you two should be arrested for earrape

Saki!: we werent even that loud bro

Star: EXACTLY!

Shiho: blud wasnt even there
You should’ve heard the volume
My ears went half deaf because of these two

Airi: actualy i think i heard them

Haruka: youre not even in the same class

Shiho: exactly
Thats how loud these two little balls of sunshine are

Shizuku: aww
Two little balls of sunshine
That fits

Ichika: i agree
Except saki is MY little ball of sunshine
And emu is nenes little ball of sunshine

Akito: eugh
get to stepping punk

Star: NO
CUTE

Touya: yed
Very cute and wholesome lesbians

Mafuyu: you know
Tsukasa seems to enjoy watching all the lesbians

Star: WHY ARE UOU SAYING IT LIEK THAT

Shizuku: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Well!
I guess that is true
He likes
Ichisaki the most!

Akito: thats only bc it contains his sister

Touya: ya

Haruka: tsukasa willdo anything for saki lol

Kohane: fr
Saki so lucky

Akito: i would hate yo be tsukasas sibling eugh

Rui: but :(

Akito: this guy bro
Too dramatic
Istg
He’d probably take two flights to get to saki if she coughed

Ichika: i would do that too

Akito: dont get me started on you

Shiho: whats thar meant to mean

Akito: you either shiho

An: someone woke up on the wrong side of the room today...

Akito: fuck you

Mizuki: i think blud means wrong side of the bed 💀🙏🙏
|Replying to An: someone woke up on t...

Ena: BAJSHAHAHAHAHA
THATS QUITE THE FUNNY

Akito: you have the most questionable humour ever in the world

Mafuyu: akito
Did something happen or what
Why you so mad

Akito: i hate school so flipping much

Mizuki: valid

Mafuyu: true

Touya: what happened?

Akito: ugh
I just hate this

Nene: I don’t think blud likes math

An: lmaooo

Akito: stfu
Why do i need yo know how to complete a swuare
I swear we did this already anyway

Touya: well
We’re revising it again
Do you not get it

Akito: nope
I hate math
This teacher keeps humiliating me too bro
Cries

An: fr i hate this teacher
Shes so ugh

Saki!: whats she doing

Star: YOURE HERE SAKI!!

Kanade: akito eas talking abt how tsukasa would drop everything for you saki

Saki!: tsukasa makes me want to throw up and die out of happiness

Mizuki: STOP IT
im gonna die of sweetness

Ichika: i love the tenmas
My wife
My brother in law
My other brother in law

Saki!: hehe
Akito
You good

Akito: blud
This teacher
She keeps picking on me
And then she scolds me and calls me an idioy for not knowing the answer

Nene: usually i dont side with akito
But that teacher is a bitch
Doesnt even teach well either
Like yes akito is shit at maths
But shes not helping man

An: nah cause fr idk what she yaps on abt

Saki!: aw
I hate teachers like that
Luckily i learn the content early
So its easier and i dont rely on school

Ichika: honami here
Thats quite the smart
Dont rely on silly school

Shiho: sure honami
How did you steal ichikas phoen

Ichika: its lunch

Shiho: can we eat on rooftop today
Saki where are you

Saki!: um
Idk
I just started walking out the classroom because it was too hot

Minori: you just walked out on accident??
Where is lil bro going

Saki!: BRO IDK
IM COMING TO THE ROOFTOP YOU GUYS GO ON WITHOUT MEN

Touya: go on without men?
Dont you go to an all girls school anyway?

Saki!: GO ON WITHOUT ME.

Star: thats what i thought you meant

Saki!: touya so silly
What a silly little brother
Haha
Am older

Touya: :(

Ena: you sound so proud of urself saki

Saki!: i am
I get so happy that im not yhe youngest child
Even if it always seems like it
Bc touya and kasa are taller
And
They treat me like i am yhe youngest

Star: to me you will always be a cute little baby saki
The one
That i helped teach how to walk
And
And threw carrots at me all the time but idc

Touya: i agree
Saki is our little saki

Shizuku: I remember too!
When saki was in elementsry
All of leo need were so cute hehe

Saki!: STOP IT
STOP DISHEKSJAKAIAJANSBSNABA IM GONNA CRY
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYSFAWNING OVER ME

N25 KAITO ©: its the author fawning over you too much bro

Leo/Need Rin ©: blud
Dont expose g
Um I mean totally anonymous nobody haha

Hatsune Miku ©: moving on!!!

Shiho: erm
What the sigma does that mean

An: aw hell nah
Who atught you this shiho...

Shiho: HONAMI STOLE MY OHOE UGH

Haruka: why does HONAMI KNOW THAT

Ichika: oh that was saki obviously

Akito: am I even surprised at this point

Saki!: it wasn't actually my fault
Honami saw me watching tijtok
Then she asked.I showed
Nothing more

Airi: sureee

Saki!: IM TRUTH
THE ONLY OTHER THING I SHOWED HEE WAS THE
I JUST LOST MY DAWGGGGGGGGGG

Ena: AND MY BROTHER SAID IT TASTED BAD
or omerhin like RAF

Akito: I don't like you
When school finih

An: blud
Lunch literally finishes in five minutes
Then we have english

Akito: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT ENGLISHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nene: why do we need learn english
Were in japan bro

Rui: well w did go to america

Star: the english we knew was not enough.

Rui: haha losers
I know english

Touya: same
I know russian too

Rui: i know spanish

Touya: i know french

Rui: i know mandarin

Touya: i know cantonese

Akito: why do you guys know 3729362826823 languages

Rui: am also fluent in english portry

Touya: he saw me crying...

Rui: he cride...

Touya: We both crode.

Ichika: honami here
I know english fairly well and idk what you two are on abt

Rui: no entiendo honami

Saki!: spanish?
Wait inknow.a bit uhhh
You dont understand?

Touya: good job
Les quiero saki

Saki!: ahhhh
I love you too touya

Star: UM
LES QUIERO SAKI

N25 KAITO ©: pls author spare me from sibling bonding of the tenmas

Hatsune Miku ©: one more word and i will kick you out

Kanade: haha

N25 KAITO ©: okay lil bro
| Replying to Hatsune Miku ©: one more word a...

Mafuyu: im bored

Saki!: why

Mafuyu: i dont know

Kanade: just talk here then

Mafuyu: okay

N25 KAITO ©: why does she only listen to yoy

Mafuyu: no

Kanade: no she listens to you too kaito silly

An: kanade and kaito seem to be beefing always

Kanade: see
The thig is
I like teasing him
But in reality we are actually good frie

N25 KAITO ©: were totally enemies.

Kanade: oh um
Yeah sure we totally are

Mizuki: stop the cap lil bro

Ena: cappers
You too have long gossip sessions in sekai all the time

Shiho: that sounds peak actually
I want someone as blunt as n25 kaito

N25 KAITO ©: okay lil bro

WxS KAITO ©: why are you always calling everywon lil bro?

N25 Rin ©: its his new obsession

Rui: guys guys guys i have a peak joke

Mizuki: go on bestie

Rui: spanish joke

Touya: hell yes

Rui: okay
Why is ‘his house’ su casa
BECAUSE ITS TSUKASAS HOUSE
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Touya: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHJAJSHAJSHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSBABAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Akito: it was not funny at all

Rui: boy hi bro doesn’t even know spanish

Ichika: i kind of understood it

Rui: are you honami

Ichika: yed

Hatsune Miku ©: pls get a new phone asap ur messing up the accounts

Nene: what is that meant to mean

Kagamine Len ©: classified virtual singer info

Rui: time to havk into ur code

Hatsune Miku ©: you cant do that lil ultimate high school level hacker

Rui: bet

Star: oh no!!

Mizuki: bro said oh no!!

Star: ggrrr

Saki!: what

Shiho: am bored

Ichika: why is everyone bored
Also ichika here i prevented honami from stealig my phone ever again

Minori: how did you do that???

Ichika: if she steals her phone i wont give her the goods

Kohane: wdym the goods bro...

Emu!!!: DRUGS!! :DDD

Ena: WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABT IT BRO????

Emu!!!: i feel veryy happ rn!

Shizuku: well that’s just dazzling!!
Why are you happy!?

Emu!!!: becauseyeusususususe my sister and mizukis sister are going on a technically date today!!!
And we are gonna spy on them

Mizuki: AJNSKAGAJSHS YES YED I LMOST FORGOT
AM SO EXCITED

Mafuyu: thats why you said you were going to be busy after school....

Mizuki: yepsies
Sorry gang but
Lesbians come first

Kagamine Rin ©: i agree with that statement

Shiho: holy shidingle
I cant do this bro

Shizuku: WHAT HAPPENED ?

Shiho: group project.
And am not with Saki or emu.

Minori: you feel my paaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnn

Shiho: die

Airi: now now children setle down

Leo/need Luka ©: i was gonna say that :(

An: aint no way
Werent you complaining that they were too loud bro
| Replying to Shiho: And am not with Saki o...

Shiho: thats different
Im with a bully bro

Ichika: oh no :(
Honami btw

Shiho: i know
Just call ot ur puone from now on ichika barely even speaks

Kanade: justice for honamis broken phone

Ichika: ichika here WDYM HONAMI JUSTICE MY PHONE IS BEING STOLELELRKKS
honami here
Dont mind her

Saki!: but my wifeeee
My wifeeeeeeeeeee

Haruka: trust me i want my wives too

Shizuku: i kind of want to go home

Haruka: why

Shizuku: i feel weird

Airi: WHY

Shizuku: i dont know man
I miss shiiiiiii
Am tired

Shiho: oh my gyatt
| Replying to Shizuku: I miss shiii...

Saki!: shiho thats not very sigma of you

Shiho: sis theres only like thirty minutes left
Its about drive its about power

Shizuku: okay :(
Only bc you called me sis :D

Shiho: where is the rolling eye emoji

Nene: meanie

Shiho: shut
Fine shizuku we can go ramen place after school

Shizuku: YAYYYYYYYYYY
AIRI WHY DID YOU CRAWL TO MY DESK

Airi: girlfriend need help
I come
Kiss

Shizuku: bro

WxS Miku ©: does nobody like school today

Rui: yep.

Star: uhhhh
A little bit

Saki!: sad
I think school is peak

N25 Rin ©: kill yourself

Star: erm actually no

Hatsune Miku ©: ugh
You guys are too dry rn
Is school that bad bro
It isnt entertaining

Mafuyu: ok

Hatsune Miku ©:...
Okay im gonna tell you about my issues then

Rui: i can fix them by havking into ur database

Hatsune Miku ©: nuh uh
Anyway
I was just watching over the India sekai gc
THERES LIKE 3billion languages being spoken
Like i can speak every lamguage ofc
But like you can guess how chaotic that was
So have made decision
Gc willnow be separated into languages not countries
But like
Still in countries but yeah

An: thats quite the smart

Akito: i still cannot believe this is true

Touya: hmmm
Yeah a little bit
How do you know every language?

Hatsune Miku ©: because i am rulee of the world

MEIKO ©: okay lil bro

flower ©: okay lil blud

Mizuki: FLOWERRRRE

Ena: do you love her or me

Mizuki: no dont worry my super duper express explosion cutie pie you are my one and only wife forever and always

Ena: sends kisses bc u at school

Mizuki: SMOOCH
i needed those real bad rn
This girl keeps staring at me
Like
Shes across the classroom
But she’s litro side eyeing me
AND I LOOK AT HER
DHE DOESNT EVEN STOP BRO
AND ITS LIKE THAT “who tf are you” LOOK

Touya: oh oh oh the girl with straight PITCH BLACK hair up to her hip

Mizuki: YES.
Flip shes so pretty but like
Why is blud so focused on me
Like maybe shes doing that thing where you zone out while staring at something but
Idk she looks focused man

Star: holy dhisingle i know who ur talking about
Does she wear pale purple eyeliner

Mizuki: YES.

An: THREE BILLION BRACELETS THAT ARE TOO PRETTY TO TELL HER TO TAKE OFF?

Mizuki: yes...
Why do you all know her

Rui: i remember like
She used to get bullied bc someone spread rumours about her being a lesbian
But then she became really pretty like idk how one holiday she jusy glowed up and everyone forgot about it
And tnow shes just quiet and there

Mizuki: holy shit i heard abt that i didnt know it was her bro

Akito: WAIT WHAT
I ACCIDENTALLY TRIPPED HER UP A FEW DAYS AGO I THINK
I SAID SORRY BUT SHE RAN AWAY

Shiho: BULLY.

Akito: NO

Ena: dissapointed....

Akito: I DIDNT MEAN TO YOU IDIOTS

Mizuki: raises eyebrow

Akito: i wanted to apologise properly bro bc her water spilled to
NOT MY FAULT SHE ZOOMED AWAY

Airi: zoomed away crying emoji

Saki!: oh that reminds me

Ichika: yes wife were listening

Star: wow is it finally ichika

Kohane: no its honami
What do you think lil bro
Who else would call saki wife

An: you tell him wifey!!!

Star: SHUSHSHSHSHSHEHHEHEHE
IM SURPRISEDBC HUSUALLY HONAMI IS STELAING ICHIKAS PHOEN BRO

Saki!: LMAO
anyway
Why doesn’t anyone usually use emojis

MMJ KAITO ©: so that people with mp3 players and old ass phones nd andriods and iphones don’t miss out on some emojis
We are a fair household

Kanade: so thats why the emojis only work rarely

Shizuku: ahh
I thought it was just me

Saki!: well yeah but but crying emoji and laughing emoji?

VBS Miku ©: blud every device has those

Saki!: dairy enough

Nene: im lactose intolerant though

Rui: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
JUST TOLERATE IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nene: im going to throw nenerobo into tsukasas face so hard that he loses part of his brain
Oh wait he doesnt have on ei forgor
My bad gang

Saki!: WHY ARE YOU GANG ON MY BRO
ITS RUI YOU GOT THE BEEF WIT

Nene: ahut up lesbian
Tsukasa is yhe best way to attack rui

Mafuyu: actually thats true.
That’s why kidnappers kidnap someone close to the target because theyll give them money for them out of love for them.

Kohane: i read a book on that

Touya: book on what exactly?

Kohane: psychology of criminals

Touya: oh my gee
Pls show me in practice kohane

Kohane: OKAY!!! :D

Mafuyu: id like to read that too!

Kohane: okay uhhhh
Is there any chance you could come to weekend garage after school today?

Mafuyu: where is it?

Akito: here address
Vivid Street, ******, Weekend Garage

Mafuyu: ahh
I think its a little far

Shizuku: can drive you

Shiho: WHAT.

Shizuku: i swear i told you shii?

Shiho: I THOUGH THAT WAS A LIE
UR 17??????
HOW DRIVE???

Shizuku: rui got me driving license
I learnt ovbiously

Kanade: i wann read that book too lemme come

Shizuku: okay!!!

Rui: bouquet emoji smile emoji

Airi: flip off
You have your own lover

Rui: :(
I dont

Minori: but you do

Star: he has a crush on somien?????
Rui pls tell am curious now!!!

Saki!: oh my gosh.
Big brother
My amazing big brother
Pls think a little
Think hard about rui
Maybe you will discover something!! ^v^

Star: sorry lil sis am confused

Shiho: dense dense dense dense

Emu!!!: DENSEREEEEEEEEE

Touya: when a light ray passes from a less dense medium to a denser medium it will slow down and bend towards the normal

Rui: angle of incidence = angle of reflection

An: what is bluds on abt

Akito: why are you teo always scienceing

Touya: partner we are men of science

Rui: yes

Ichika: hmmm
Biology best

Rui: nuh uh is chemistry

Touya: chemistry and physics

Saki!: physics
Bc stars and space
But interesting

Leo/need Luka ©: sometimes i want to squish you guys
Leo need obviously

Ichika: aww
Honami btw
Awww
Ichika btw

KAITO ©: miku pls can i throw the new phone down

Hatsune Miku ©: no we must obey the laws of earth

Ichika: wait what
Pls gimme new phone
I need

Hatsune Miku ©: no
Go ask ur parents to buy you one

Shiho: no no
Honami come with me to the phone store after school i will hug
I mean buy
You phoneen
I saved up

Ichika: ahhhhhh
No no its okay
We could go together but i will buy with my money okay?

Shiho: Well see

Saki!: gay gay gay

Shiho: dont eanna hear u speakig lesbian

Star: ur jus mad you dont get bitches

Kohane: technically shiho does but but dense equals oblivious

Shiho: what.

An: ah yes the ship list

Rui: what ship list???

Saki!: nothing brother in law!!

Star: brother in law???????
What???

Saki!: :D
Wow school finished

Mizuki: EMU DASH OVER HERE NOW

Emu!!!: YAYAYAYA
TIME TO WATCH OUR SISTERS CUTE DATE

Kagamine Rin ©: let me watch too

Mizuki: okay

Shizuku: its time to drive people to weekend garage
Pull up by sugar street and hop in

Kanade: the flip is sugar street

Mafuyu: is by miya girls

Kanade: okay am coming

Kohane: am there

Shizuku: is it jus the three of you

Akito: can you drop me and touya there too

An: AND ME YOUBITCH

Shizuku: get in losers were goig in two seconds

An: WHY DOES THIS CAR HAVE ROUND SEATS

Rui: i made it

Akito: what did i expect

Touya: um
What are all those buttons
And wires
And,.,, levers
Thats not the gear or the handbrake....

Rui: :)

Kohane: WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT GOING TSO FASST

Akito: WHY AM I SITTING IN TOUYAS LAP

VBS Miku ©: haha gay

Akito: FUCK OFF
THERES NO SOACE

Rui: what do you expect theres seven of you bro
I would have sent a white van but meh i didnt rent one this week

Saki!: HUH????
Im having second thoughts about berothing you to my brother

Star: SAKI WHAT

Kanade: HOLY SHIT THIS IS FIRE
ROLLERCOAFSER

Ena: i thought you hated roleercoasters..,,

Kanade: i only dont like spinny ones
THIS IS LIEK MARIO KART
HELL YES

Airi: NOOO
SHIZUKU STOP

Mafuyu: shes not supposed to drive and text

Minori: SHES BREAKING THE LAW SPEED LIMIT WDYM NO TEXTING AND DRIVING BRO

Haruka: welp

Shiho: ur girlfriend is gonna go to jail and you day welp

Haruka: correction wife

Shizuku: we’ve arrived

An: i think i died seven times

Touya: ken was so shocked
Hahahahaha

Akito: rui what have yo done to shixku.....

Rui: driving lessons!! :D

Saki!: i think you mean how yo go to jail lessons

Star: i eanna see this car though

Rui: shizkuku mak sure you drop it by my house okay!!

Shizuku: okay!!
Let me just turn the red lever back around

Rui: THE WHAT

Shizuku: the accerstor?
Red bumpy lever?

Rui: THATS THE AUTO DESTRUCT LEVER

Shizuku: SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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N25 KAITO ©: Finally some peace in this godforsaken groupchat.

Star: its you

Ichika: angry bird

Saki!: AHAAASHSHHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA THAT WAS QUITE THE FUNNT DARLING

N25 KAITO ©: You all are more unfunny than Mizuki.
And that is saying something...

Saki!: blud said you all

N25 KAITO ©: You are the most annoying little brat I have ever seen in my life how does anyone put up with you?

Star: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY SISTER!!?

Saki!: oh
Oh that's
...

Ichika: NO DARLING HES A BASTARD
WHO WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH GOU
ITS LOTERALLY AN HONOUR TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE

Star: agreed my dear little sister

Saki!: aw
I love you two

N25 KAITO ©: I would prefer Mizuki over this.

Star: fuck off
Speaking of Mizuki

Ichika: we should totally prank them

Saki!: GREAT IDEA

Shiho: didn't you two make up

Saki!: she called me a millennial even after that
Mizuki will pay....

Airi: as long as there's no violence....

N25 KAITO ©: You guys are going to prank her?

Saki!: yeah because she disses my laughing emojis and quote on quote millenialness

N25 KAITO ©: I want to join.

Star: you what
Really

Ichika: hmph
Apologise to my wife and you can

N25 KAITO ©: KYS.
Fine.
I'm sorry Tenma Saki.
Or is it Hoshino Saki?
Tenma Ichika?

Saki!: good question
Hoshino Tenma Saki
Tenma Hoshino Ichika

Ichika: that's good then
I like both our last names

Saki!: yayyy

N25 KAITO ©: May I join now?

Star: fine
Only bc you prob have a good idea

N25 KAITO ©: I certainly do.
We will wait until everyone gets online, and I'll start it off.
I have sent the plan over on your DMs.

Saki!: okay then

___

Ichika: fufufu

Star: Rui hacked?

Ichika: no
Felt like it

Rui: why would I hack my sister in law's wife?

Star: to practise UR hacking skills or something idk???

Rui: but Tsukasa you know I am a man with ethics and morals!!
I would never hack into anyones whatsapp!!

Star: see now normally I would not trust you
But that makes me not trust you a billion times more

Nene: for once I agree

Airi: are we going to ignore what he called Ichika
| Replying to Rui: why would I hack my sist....

An: doesn't that mean ruikasa are married

Star: what no were no married

Rui: we are

Star: what

Rui: remember?

Star: AH YES!!
THE BEST FRIENDSHIP MARRIAGE!!

An: you're cooked rui

Mizuki: yeah man I'm sorry abt UR love life
Cannot relate though
@Ena mwah mwah

Ena: 👍

Rui: tsukasaaaaaaa
My star
The shining star in my life
My amazing bright star troupe leader

Akito: gagging

Kohane: its cute

An: yeah
Fuck off akito

Touya: fuck off 😬😬
Brrr brbr dundundun *epic music*

Nene: 💀
Hell nah who taught Touya this language

Airi: ITS THAT TIKTOK SOUND LMAOOO

Shiho: Saki i know it was you

Saki!: no no
I only taught him
Lemme get the list
Okay so
• trust
• bro blud basically all the bronouns
• skibiti
• oi oi oi

Star: my amazing little sister I do love you very much
But what on earth did you teach our little brother

Saki!: it is essential for him to survive in the world

Akito: I hope you die
What have you done to my partner

Kohane: but Touya is lowk very funny

Haruka: OKAY BUT WHO TAUGHT HIN FHAT FUCK OFF TIKTOK SOUD THEN

Mizuki: that would be me and Ena

Akito: excuse me

Ena: #loling

Akito: die

flower ©: whats up

Mizuki: OMG HI MY AMAZING FOLWLWE

flower ©: hey bbg
<3

Mizuki: OH MY GOSHAWKSGJWWW

Ena: sadden rn

Mizuki: no i love you so mych wifey for lifet flower is my platonic wife i promise

flower ©: mhm
Mizuki is my biggest fan
I am mizuki biggest fan

Ena: growls aggresively
I am mizu biggest fan

Mizuki: OH MY FOS
FLOWER WHY THE EXTRA NICENESS TODAT
this is so unlike you
But am all for it hehehehe

Saki!: yay!!!!!!!!!

Ichika: good for you mizuki
Now you havetwo wife

Ena: but am the real one

Mizuki: yes bbg

Ichika: i have best wife though obviously

Saki!: lets kiss

Ichika: wait till tsukasa leaves the house

Star: IM HERE YOU TWO.
AND IM NOT LEAVING

Saki!: WHAT WHY
DONT YOU HAVE PRACTICE!!!

Star: the practice is coming home!!!

Ichika: so that means wxs is cominf here...

Saki!: oh
Oh ok
Thats nice

Nene: girl

Saki!: its okay ichika maybe another time
Or...? ;)

Star: SAKI.
KEEP YOUR FLIPPING DOOR OPEN

Akito: l l l lesbian lesbian
Lesbian alert

Touya: g g g gay gay
Gay alert

Saki!: HAHAHAHA
PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG GINGER #LAUGHINGEMOJI

Akito: whoever did this to my touya.
You will pay.

Airi: laughing emoji

Mizuki: wow this is the most that ive seen flower online

flower ©: i have to be online for my platonic wife

Mizuki: I FEEL SO YOLOFLEEK RN

Ena: whats yololfeek

Mizuki: somethinf!!!

Ena: pls tell

Mizuki: find out urself

Ena: come one man

Mizuki: you can wait for tis one too

Ena: no online hugs today

Mizuki: NO
FINE
its a very cool and amazing saying from a very amazing game
This game is called DATA WING and is where the pkayer plays as an arrow with a voice-textbox called “mother” directing them and telling them about the game levels and how to play.
The arrow and mother seem to be in a database, not aftually having human features and charateristics, althought mother believes that she will become human if she fulfills her duty
The arrow soon goes into a humans phone called olivia who is an Artist #enashinonomeakamywifereference and eventually bc her mother gets into an accident she needs to be sent an important message and the arrow is in charge of this
Because of prior actions and mother coming to know that she can never be human earlier in the game, the arrow follows another textbox called FLOWER #flowerreferebceahahhahahsha who encourages arrow btw arrow is called data wing by mother to disobey mothers orders to not send the message and crashes the phone by sending the message to olivia
In the credits section there is merch with the caption
“Omg. DATA WING swag is now available. So swish! So #yolofleek!”
This is where the vocabulary yolofleek deviates from.

Ena: im leaving

Mizuki: DONT LEAVEREEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEE
i i i i im very scared if you leave

Rui:
......______
..../............\/|^
...|/—/\>\ /.|..||
...||•.....•..| |.| \
...||__o__.| ||...|
../_\........./_\ \ /

Blud if ena leaves

Megurine Luka ©: by the by that is accurate depiction of mizu5 card leak in typing text fire emoji
That's what author said

Emu!!!: WHO IS AUTHOR

N25 MEIKO ©: she's gg

MMJ Rin ©: with underscore

Kanade: who is gg_

VBS Len ©: ERM!!
Actually no!

VBS Rin ©: oh my fein
g_g

Kanade: who that

Mafuyu: who actually knows....

flower ©: mizuzuzu

Mizuki: YES AT UE SERVICE

flower ©: come outside

Mizuki: why

flower ©: trust me is gift

Ena: GRRRRRR
NO

Mizuki: where are u I do not se
AHHHHJJJJJJJ

N25 KAITO ©: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Shiho: What tf happened

Mizuki: KAITO JUMPSCARED ME AHHHHHH
HES ANGER

Saki!: HAHAHA
THAT EAS FUNNY

Mizuki: KILL YOIRSELF SAKI

N25 KAITO ©: saki was the one that suggested we prank you
So i pretended to be flower

Mizuki: YOU BITCH
SAKI WHEN I CATCH YOU

N25 KAITO ©: and ichika
And tsukasa

Star: WHY ARE YOU EXPOSSING
YOU ASKED TO JOIN

Mizuki: KILL YOURSELVES
ESPECIALLY SAKI

Star: HEY

Ichika: dont diss my wife
Grrr

Mizuki: WHERE DID YOU GO KAITO
ooh the sky is nice
Orange sunset

Ena: really wow
Omg yed

Mizuki: HOLY SHIT THERES A FIRE

Kanade: WHAT
WHAT

Ena: RUN

Mizuki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

N25 KAITO ©: bitch
Run

N25 MEIKO ©: this is why nobody likes you

N25 KAITO ©: fuck off

Mizuki: IM SCARED
ASHES
AROUND

Saki!: KAITO WE NEVER SAID CAUSE A FIRE

N25 KAITO ©: that wasnt me

Minori: mizukis cooked
Literally

Hatsune Miku ©: VERY cooked
Haha am i right author
Am i righth readers

Chapter Text

Shiho: it is 12:00
It is twelve o clock
It is a new day
It is swenty seventh of october
It is a new day
It is 27 of the tenth month of the year
It is the day
It is the spqeical day
It is

Akito: bro oh my gosh its been two seconds

Saki!: why blud awake is

Shiho: its the twenty seventh
@Ichika
@Ichika
@Ichika
@Ichika

Ichika: what you do want

Shiho: honam
Honam now

Ichika: im ichika

Shiho: guve me honam

Haruka: bro her phone brok
How will she even be here

Shiho: okay fine then ill just breka into her house

Hatsune Miku © added Shuuichi

Shuuichi: what
What is this

Saki!: HOLY FEIN
ITS HONAMIS BRO LIL

Shuuichi: oh saki
Hi saki

Ichika: hello

Shuuichi: hi
What is this gc
Why was i added

Hatsune Miku ©: it is the gc of all these people
Do not ask any more questions
I added you bc honami brok phoen and her girlfriend needs to talk to her

Shuuichi: HONAMIS GIRLFRIEND?

Shiho: NO NO IM NOT HER GIRLFRIEND
MIKU IS LYING

Shuuichi: HOW IS HATSUNE MIKU HERE

Hatsune Miku ©: DONT QUESTIONS ASK.

Shuuichi: im guesing you wanna birthday happy wish my sis

Shiho: YES.
HAND THE PUONE TO HER LIL BRO

Shuuichi: she sleeping

Shiho: does it look like i care

Shuuichi: okay

An: what the fuck whos this

Touya: honamis lil brother

Mizuki: I FORGOR HONAMI HAD A LIL BROTHER
I THOUGHT SHE WAS AN ONLY CHILD

Ena: what a silly you are

Shuuichi: okay its me honami!
Hi guys!!
My new ohone will come soon trust
In like two chaps
I mean a couple days haha that was a typo

Shiho: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHSAY
HAPPY BIRTHSAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU

Saki!: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR HONAAAAA

Ichika: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Mizuki: MAY YOU HAVE LOTS OF FUN

Emu!!!: AND LOTS OF WONDERHOY JOY!!!

Star: MORE LIFE TO YOU HONAMI!!!!

Minori: HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Airi: happy birthday gorgeus

Shiho: honami can i come over

Shuuichi: THANKS GUYSSSSSS HEHE
I LOVE YALLLL
NOW?
|Replying to Shiho: honami can i co...

Shiho: yes now

Shuuichi: um
Sure i guess bro

Shiho: YES
AM COMING!!!!!!!

Nene: shiho transforms into a raging animal whenever its honami

Rui: thats so true

Saki!: real like jus get together already

Shiho: SHUT UP
UNTRUE

Shizuku: whatever rides your boat lil sis!!

Kohane: 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

Kanade: a h a h a h a
I think you meant “whatever floats your boat”! ! !

Shizuku: thing same

Mafuyu: okay

N25 MEIKO ©: blud sais okay

Mafuyu: okay

An: okay

Rui: okay

Kohane: okay

Ichika: okay

Kagamine Rin ©: okay

VBS Len ©: okay lil bro

VBS MEIKO ©: bro jus had to break the chain

Rui: the long chained hydrocarbon broken into smaller chained hudrocarbons using heat known as crackinf?

Kagamine Len ©: okay buddy
Jus put the steam in the alkene lil bro 🙏🙏

Touya: jus break the double bond of the monomers and join to form a polymer lil bro 🙏🙏

Saki!: jus put the H plus ion in the carboxylic acid lil bro 🙏🙏

Haruka: jus put the OH functional group in the alcohol lil bro 🙏🙏

Airi: jus put the COOH functional group in the carboxylic acids lil bro 🙏🙏

Rui: jus put the carbonate in the carboxylic acid to pruduce salt water and carbon dioxide lil bro 🙏🙏

Mizuki: jus put the repeating unit in the polymer lil bro 🙏🙏

Kohane: jus put the ester link in the polyester repeatig unit lil bro 🙏🙏

An: jus put the neek in the chemistry lil bro 🙏🙏
What are bluds on abt 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Star: blud is not smart

An: stfu world future star
I het you fdont know these either

Star: nuh uh

Saki!: stop bully my big bro

Star: what she said

Akito: spooked face
Timbers have been succesfully shivered!

Nene: BAHAHAHAHAHSJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Rui: why blud laughing is

Shiho: GUYS WHEN GIFT GICINF TO HONAMI

Saki!: is you at her house?

Shiho: yed
We are having fun

Shuuichi: yessss

Shiho: we should all meet at honam house today

Ichika: SAKI LETS GO NOW

Star: ITS ONE O LCOCK

Saki!: Great idea my wife 👍
Im on the way

Star: IM COMINF WITH TOU

Saki!: WHY
okay fien
Bring gifts

Mizuki: wait wait wait wait
Lemme come too
I have super fire gift for honam

Kohane: me too!

Shuuichi: fine ill send my address who ever want come can come
AJENE
shuuichi here i stole my phoen back
mak sure you guys enter via window of honami room

An: why

Shuuichi: because i said so
Our parents are asleep and fromt door will wake them up
So climb the rope and enter

Airi: why blud has rope to window

Shiho: honami made it for ME
becaus im special
❤️❤️❤️

Shuuichi: yed
HOLY SHIDINGLE
SAKI ICHIKA ANS TSUKASA STOP YELLING FROM ACROSS THE STREET I CAN BARELY HEAR U ANYWAY

Star: oops

Hatsune Miku ©: so lemme get this lined
Yall are meeting at honamis house at ONE O CLOK IN THE MORNING
to give hifts and be jolly on the day of her birth

Ena: yed

Hatsune Miku ©: but what about 25:00 nightcord at

Mafuyu: ah
One day doesn’t make a difference
Honami is amazing
She important

Kanade: word

Ena: sentence

Mizuki: paragraph

Minori: stanza

Shizuku: letter

Rui: essay

An: yall are cooking 🙏🔥🔥
Pls stop burning the food 🙏🙏🙏

Akito: what a knee slapper!!
I let out a jolly whimsical little chuckle at that!!

Touya: you're so funny akito :)

Akito: let's walk together to Honami house as bros

An: are u sure as bros only?

Kohane: so right my wife

VBS Rin ©: lesbians 👍👍👍

Ichika: yed #mywife

Saki!: mwah mwah mwah mwah

Nene: where my wife

Emu!!!: IM AT HONAM HOUSE!!!

Nene: ALREADY?
IM NEALY THERE DW

Shiho: literally everyone's here except from akito Touya Rui nene
Oh wait I see akito and Touya
Rui and nene where bluds at

Rui: we are crossing that weird road thing

Mafuyu: what

Rui: yk that purple cone with the rectangle hole

Kanade: the flip is blud on abt

Nene: bro its like five minutes from scramble crossing

Saki!: OH WAIT IK WHAT UR TALKING ABT

Rui: see
I knew I could trust my sister in law

Saki!: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Shuuichi: guys there are a lot of peoplu in my bedroom

Shizuku: no shidingle!!

Shuuichi: guys SHUSHHHHHHHHHH WE NEED QUIET

KAITO ©: why bkud is texting

Shiho: idk
Bc AKTOIYA ARENT HERE
WHERE ARE BLUDS

Akito: WERE HERE OKAY
WHERES THE FUCKING ROPE

____

"GGHNK-!!"

The room goes even more silent than it already was when a sharp crash interrupts them.

"Holy shit are you okay Akito??"
"Yes-- ugh-- fuck--"
"BAHAHAHAAHA BRO FELL", An taunts, giggling to herself.

"Shut the fuck up-- why am I here--"
"Because Honami's birthday party!!!"

Looking around, Akito, and Touya, the last of them to enter using the rope and the window, see that truly, there's nobody that isn't here.

But still, it's more silent than he'd expect.

"Why so silent?"
"Because my parents are asleep! And I don't wanna wake them up!"
"Yeah. Now hurry up, Honami waited for everyone so that she could open her presents."

In the end, after a little discussion on how on Earth they would navigate with 20 people in one room, they decided on a basically circle.

It kind of looked more like a deformed pancake or something, but Honami was more interested in opening the gifts laid out in the middle.

And a cake.

She doesn't know how she managed to bring that safely through the window, but Shiho had somehow done it.

"Candles?"
"I have them."
"Lighter?"
"I have it."
"Endless love for Honami?"
"I have i-- I mean, let's cut the cake already!!?"

"You really have everything, Shiho."
"Of course I do, Honami."

...

The time passed like it was nothing as the brunette cycled through gifts of makeup, stationary, cards, and whatever else they'd managed to fit in for her after they cut the cake and sang a relatively quiet happy birthday to her.

"Wow, guys, seriously, tha--"

The door slowly opens.

"SHUUICHIIII!!!!"

Saki springs up and hugs the younger boy, ruffling her curly brown hair and shutting the door behind him.

"Saki-- hello--"
"Wow, I haven't seen you in ages!!!"
"Yeah--"
"Bro, let him go."

"Sorry, sorry!"
"Thanks."

Shuuichi takes a moment to take in all of Honami's friends.

"...wow, there's a lot of you."
"Yep!!!! Wanna join?"
"...sure."

Honami couldn't be happier.

And when all was finished and she'd placed all the cards onto her desk, especially Ena's where she had a cute drawing of her on it, she couldn't keep a smile off her face.

Everyone had to leave via the window rope, wishing goodbyes and regards for the day ahead, and it ended up being Shiho as the last one to go.

"Hey Honami?"
"Hm?"

The brunette can barely react as the grey hailed girl presses her lips onto hers and slips out with a grin.

"I'm still here you know."

Oh.

She totally forgot about Shuuichi being there.

Chapter Text

Hatsune Miku ©: ஐயோ என்ன கொடுமை இது

Rui: wait I recognise that language

Akito: okay beg

Touya: that's obviously Tamil chat

Kohane: naw Touya is not normal who taught him chat

Saki!: that was me 😁😁😁

Hatsune Miku ©: sorry gang I was still in anger Tamil (Sri lanka) Sekai GC mode 🙏🙏🙏
Those lot honestly
Always trying to own corner shops
Like I wanna shop too but y'all gotta chill
This is business
Not war

Mafuyu: business is war.

Emu!!: THATS SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nene: sometimes i forget you study business

Shiho: WHAT
oh yeah i remember her mentioning

Ichika: you study business emu?

Emu!!!: YAAAAA
IN MY FREE TIME I LEARN ABT IT!!!
I wanna do it as a subject soon!!
Maybe in university!

Saki!: THATS SO COOL
SMART EMU

Akito: neek

Touya: sont be mean :(

Star: yeah akito

Akito: ugh
Joking
Emu is adorable

Nene: narrows eyes

Rui: blud said narrows eyes #prayinghandsemoji

Minori: wait emu thats acc so cool i love business i wanna learn too
| Replying to Emu!!!: IN MY FREE TIM...

Shizuku: me Too!!!!

Emu!!!: we should all learn together yk!!

Saki!: business is easy
And interesting

Touya: hmm yes
But sociology is more interesting

Rui: sociology is basically
“Everything is societys fault”

Touya: yeah but

Kohane: aristotle

An: bbg hes a philosopher

Mizuki: oh my fein
An actualy knows something

An: shut the fuck up
Im gonna leave you in school

Mizuki: NOOO
I CANT SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU
RUIS NOT EVEN HERE

Saki!: WHY ISNT HE AT SCHOOL

Star: HES SICK.... :(((
RUI THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD EAT UR VEGGIES

Rui: yeah so actually no
I have just a bit of a cold

Nene: no offense but last time i saw you you looked like you were gonna throw uo

Rui: yeah i may have a throat infection.

Star: WHAT
RUI
WHAT
WHY DID I COME SCHOOL TODAY
IM GONNA COME TO YOU DW

Saki!: brother
How

Star: I HAVE MY WAYS

Rui: BLUD ITS FINE
MY MOM IS TAKING ME TO THE HOSPITAL IN FIVE MINUTES

Star: let me come

Rui: you hate hospitals

Star: no i dont

Saki!: yes you flipping do

Star: nuh uh

Saki!: stop capping
You looklike ur gonna cry when you have to fo there

Star: OKAY WELL SAME TO YOU

Saki!: THAT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT YOU HATE HOSPITALS

Rui: now now now tenma siblings lets calm down
You guys never fight

Star: are not fightinf

Saki!: yeah

Rui: blud
Tsukasa
My mom and i are going
Stay in school

Star: WAHHHHHHHHH :((((((

Nene: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

Akito: i actually agree

An: blud CANNOT be speaking

Kanade: I have question for vocakoiss

Hatsune Miku ©: WHAT IS IT YOISAKI

Kanade: you saif Sekai haver gcs are separated into language now
What about multilingual

Hatsune Miku ©: you see I have plan for that
There are many multilinguals
Its based on country and region and what language them and their Sekai group speak
BUTTHERE ARE ANOMALIES AND WEIRD COMPLICATED ONES
those aremostly all the online groups
Stares at nighcird

Ena: anger

Kanade: give example
| Replying to Hatsune Miku ©: BUTTHERE ARE ANO...

Hatsune Miku ©: ugh
Okay
Here we have kaede
Kaede is Japanese
She does not know Japanese
She knows English, French and German fluently
She lives in england
However the people in her Sekai live in Germany and they speak German (they're online group)
I would put her in German Sekai GC
If her group were all in england she'd be in England Sekai GC
However in 99% of cases all people in a Sekai are in the same country so they can all go in one gc
And like even if they don't know the language fluently
It'll help them learn it cause they should know it in their country or something
And in very rare cases people go in two gcs because complicated
Point is I'm smart and I know what am doinf

Kanade: okay that mak sense

Mafuyu: why did you wanna know?

Kanade: its interesting

Kagamine Rin ©: ur always asking about the gc kanade

Kanade: IS INTERESTING

Ena: okay bro

KAITO ©: from the screen

MMJ Len ©: to the ring

Leo/need Miku ©: to the pen

VBS Len ©: TO THE KING 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hatsune Miku ©: NO NO NO NO NO
FUCKK OFF
STOP IF
I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT EVER AGAIN

Mizuki: WHY

Hatsune Miku ©: I've had enough of hearing how the story goes
I've had enough
Im not thick of it I'm SICK of it

Kohane: IM CONFUSEDDDDD

Hatsune Miku ©: BASICALLG
This guy
Called Ksi
Released this English rap song called thick of it
IFS ACTUALLY SO RUBBISH MT EARS BLEED
WORSE THAN CAUCASIAN DWSTIATION

Akito: I don't think that's possible

Hatsune Miku ©: TRUST AM NOT LYINF
THAT SONG HAS HAUNTED ME FOR DAYS

Kohane: now am curious
What could be worde than destination caucasian

Saki!: i wanna hear this too

Megurine Luka ©: why dont we video call and listen together?

Shizuku: my phoen doesn’t support video call

Haruka: what
How
Why

Shizuku: buttons not THEREREEEEEEEEEEE

Minori: ykw come here and watch on my phone

Shizuku: YAY

Touya: start call pls am curious
Wait wait for an actually

Kohane: yeah she went to help her dad

Shiho: you guys at weeknd garage?

Akito: yed
I WAN LISTEN TO SOMG CALL NOW

MEIKO ©: chill lil bro

Hatsune Miku © started a video call
50 people joined the video call

Akito: what is this.

Ichika: honamis grimacing beside me

Saki!: yeah guys i see what miku means now

Hatsune Miku ©: i told you so

Touya: 😨😨😨
Who made this again...

Rui: the guy
Ksi
Haha rhyme

Star: haha funnt
Guys it’s....
The songs not the worst but it’s a bit on the bad side
Also im notinto rap that much

Mizuki: so what music are you into then lil bro

Star: LEO NEEDS MUSIC OBVIOUSLY
FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE

Saki!: ahwjwbwnsnnwiashsvbswnmwqlqiqhabs
I love love love love love love love love my older beother so much
And younger too

Touya: we love you too sakikikiki

Star: YES LIL SISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Akito: wow you guys are so adorable
I mean
I mean

Touya: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
That makes me so happy akito :D

Akito: haiwbd
Jwkahwus

Shizuku: we couls be like this shiiiiiiiii
| Replying to Touya: we love you too sa...

Shiho: perchance

An: you cant just say perchance

Mizuki: HOLD YOUR HORSES CHILDREN
HOLD TJEM TIGHT
ALIEN STAGE ROUND FINAL OUT.

Saki!: HOLY SHIT
HOW INCRIDIBLEY FEINIOUS AM GOING WATCH

Ena: wait oh my gosh ur right AHHHHHHH
lets watch together mizu

Mizuki: HAIWGSJWHA
OF COURSE MY WIFE <3333

Akito: get to stepping punk

Touya: idc if till or luka wins
Luka is so fine nennanwwisabahhh

An: okay lil bro
Hyuna on top

Kanade: shes SO flipping sexy bro
I need watch nee round now

Hatsune Miku ©: OKAY SHUSH GO WATCH YOUR STAGE OF THE ALIENS

KAITO ©: yes.
Go away.

Mafuyu: kanade please show me alien stage

Ichika: honami here
YES
its so good

Star: can confirm
Anything my suster shows me and likes is peak
Except for
Oops typo

Saki!: ...
Except for what.

Star: nothinf lil sis!!!!

Saki!: big bro
Tell me
Now.

Star: um
Well
That is
Except for that blonde streaked black hair girl you had a crush on once

Saki!: ...
Hey so you did NOT have to say that

Ichika: saki whwn waa this

Saki!: ummmmm
Back when i came back to shool
Like a few weeks in
I SWEAR IT LASED A WEEK MAX
also she was talking shit abt me behind my back so
Thats why i dont lik her

Shiho: bitch
You nver told us abt her

Saki!: OKAY MOVING ON CHAT!!!!!

Kanade: one question

Hatsune Miku ©: when do you not have question

Kanade: WHY
so
FEINIOUS?
*brrr bumbhum ba badadada* *brr bum dam da badededa* *fire beavoxifn*

flower ©: WHY so FEINIOUS?
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.....\.......................|
......|........<............|
......\.................\....|
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.........|................../
..........\_._______/

Hatsune Miku ©: WHAT is that

flower ©: fein fein fein fein fein

Kanade: i have another question

Hatsune Miku ©: WHAT NOW.

Kanade: can you translate the language earlier

Rui: tamil sentence

Kanade: yed that
Am crusoous

Kagamine Rin ©: WHEN blud not is curious 🙏🙏🙏

Rui: basically its
“Aiyo what nuisance is this”
I guess
Tamil peole just use it when theyre annoyed though

Kanade: okay
What doed aiyo mean

Rui: its the same way we say
Um
Oh my goddddd

Akito: how blud does know TAMIL PEOPLE??????

Rui: my flight accidentally landed in tamil nadu once 🙏

Nene: WHAT
HOW DOES THAT HAOOEN???

Emu!!!: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
WHAT DIS YOU DO THERE

Rui: i stayed in the airport bro
Stroke up a convo with this business guy who knew english
And he taught me some tamil for funsies while my fight was being directed correctly again

Airi: whimsical lost traveller ahh conversation 💀🙏🙏

Haruka: that is the funniest thing ive geard today
Uoure so funny my darling

Minori: iA AGREEEEE!!!!!

Shizuku: Yes ! ! !

Kohane: cuties
Wher emy wife is

An: am sorry wifey
Im in the rooftop now

Kohane: HUH

An: yeah man my das said there was a loose tile on weeknd garage or something
I go check

Akito: WHY YOU IN UR PHONE THEN

An: idk
Am trying to walk around and see where tile is
Oh its here
um

Star: go get ur dad to do it bro

An: no

Star: okay
Rui is ur theoat better

Rui: im in a room
They said they’re donna do tests or something

Star: oh no

Rui: nah its not bad
I need to stay for few days though
The food is lowk good though

Saki!: are you being fr right now

Rui: idk what foos they gave you but the rice porrige is nice

Saki!: im not talking to you ever again

Rui: but sister in law

Saki!: no.
Also they’re letting you eat something?

Rui: well yeah
Oh shidingle my test is soon
I was hungry

An: HOLY FUCK FUK FUCJCUR
DDUCK
NOPE NOOE NOOE NOT TDOAY
AM RUNNING

Shiho: what bro happened

An: SPIDERS AND
WHAT THE FUCK THERES AN IDK
BRAIN EATING AMOEBA TYPE SHIT BUT BIG ON THE TILE
WHAT IS THIS
YK THAT TIKTOK WHERE IS LIKE STARING CONTEST WITH A FISH
THATS WHAT SEVILISH CREATURE IS ON THIS TILE
THEY BROKE PRT OF IT OFF

Rui: can you get it and bring it to me

An: wgat the fridingle shidingle pringle no

Star: DONT HES GONNA THEOW IT ON ME

Rui: what!!!!
Why would i ever do that to meri jaan!!!!

Saki!: stop rizzing up my brother

Star: WGAT DOES MERI JAAN MEAN I FORGOR
RUI KEEPS CALLING ME THAT

Mizuki: oh?
Rui you are not a sneaky one at all

Rui: TO EVERYONE BUT TSUKASA.

Airi: BAJAHAHAHAAH too funny

An: STOP TRYING TO RUIKASA AND SAVE ME

Kohane: okay i can see you panicking on the rooftop
Jump off now

Akito: WHAT

An: WHY

Kohane: ill catch you!

An: okay bbg
I trust you

Akito: GIRL
AINT NO WAY KIHANE GONNA CATCH UR FAT ASS

An: EXCUSE ME
MY GIRLFRIEN IS EXTRA STRONG
WE GO GYM TOGETHER

Shiho: You go to the gym??? I didnt know this

An: we started like a week ago am sorry my friend

Kohane: jump now an
Im waiting

An: ITS SO HIGH AM SCARED

Touya: i understand...
Heights are super scary
Me and akito will be by kohanes side to catch alongside

Akito: when did i agree to this

Touya: please? :)

Akito: fine

Saki!: aww so cute

Akito: shut the fuck up saki

Star: growls at you aggresively

Nene: why do you only appear when saki

Star: me hermana menor
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Saki!: LES QUIERO !!!

Touya: my heart warms

N25 KAITO ©: PLEASE GG_ STOP TENMA BONDING I WILL CRY

Unknown © [elite rank]: mwehehe
No

Haruka: WHO ARE YOU

Hatsune Miku ©: oh no
We are sorry OP.
Please forgive us.

Unknown © [elite rank]: Okay.
Tenma bonding will never stop.
Goodbye.
By the way i love you Saki.
Bye.

Saki!: WHAT

Ichika: hey
I am saki wife
Back off

Saki!: is okay wife i only love you ^ v ^

Ichika: lets kiss

Saki!: where are you

Star: saki stay right here its like eleven o clock

Saki!: but brother

Star: no.

Shiho: lesbophobe

Star: WHAT NO
AM NOT
MY SISTER AND HER WIFE ARE MY ENTIRE WORLD

Shiho: hmph.

Akito: IM TIRED OF SHOUTINF
AN STOP SCREAMING
JUST JUMP.

An: IM SCARED

Kohane: if you jump i will give you a massive kiss everywhere on your face and i will
Oh she jum

Touya: wow
Kohane caught her by herself

flower ©: couldnt she just have came down the way she went up

Shiho: BAJAHAAHA FR WHAT A SILLY

Touya: welp
Whatever
Kohane jus wanted her to junp into her arms
So romantic
Kohane strong woman

Kanade: women
Me encanta

Saki!: 👍
Tsukasa fell asleep on the sofa
How do i bring him yo bed

Ichika: i will come over then we carey him to his bed

Saki!: ans then we can kiss?

Star: no.
Im awake you get to flipping sleep saki.

Saki!: EEK
GOODNIGHT ICHIKA
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE

Chapter Text

Touya: good morning everybody

Rui: its 12:00

Touya: @Akito
Please look out of your window <33
On the day of your birth i would like you to know how much you are loved <333
You may be a handful but you are a handful i want to hold and a handful im sure lots of people do <333

Akito: WHAT IN THE QUEEN ELIZABETH THE FIFTH

Kohane: it hasnt gone up to fifth yet...

Akito: SHUSH
WHY IS THERE A BANNER SAYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKITO
SPANNING.
THE.
WHOLE FUCKINF STREET.

Star: AHAHAHA!!
That was my idea!!!

An: yed and we got my dad to buy the materials stop texting on ur windowsill and get ur ass down here immediately

Akito: WELL OKAY I WI
shit i hear sound
Ena
Ena
Ena
@Ena

Ena: im outside too lil broskidaddle

Akito: shit
Is dad home

Ena: oh....
I think so
I left for nighr school and didnt come home bro idk

Akito: i thought u were at mizukis

Mizuki: for some time
Then we went to ruis
Then kasa and sakis
Then touyas
Then weekend shed
Oops i mean garage

Star: RUIS OUT HOSPITAL
I DIDNT GET CHANC TO VISIT
| Replying to Mizuki: Then we went to ru...

Rui: yes 👍👍

Star: YAYYYYY
ARE YOU BETTER

Rui: YES.
my throat feels much niced
Stoll I take strepsils but is okay now

Saki!: good
Big bro was talking.about you 24/7 worrying

Star: HUH WHAT NO

An: bro is the ultimate woreyier

Akito: oh my geee
| Replying to Mizuki: for some tim...
Am happy alread
But how do i get out without dad knowing
Hes gonna kill me
Shit
Shit
Why does it sound like explosions
IS DAD MAD TODAY

Ena: bro mom cleaned up his room and he hates when its neat or some shit idk
So now he mad

Akito: shit
Im climbing through the window

Saki!: wait i have rope where is ur house
Is it the one with the ugly ahh red postbox

An: BSJAHAHAHAHA YES IT IS

Saki!: KNEW IT
ITS ALMOST AKITOS HAIR COLOUR

Akito: .
sometimes i think your brother is tolerable

Saki!: okay lil bro
Me and big bro are coming with rope

Star: WERE HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
we throw it you have to catch and then tie it to something then climb out
We will catch you if you fall ^ v ^

Akito: will you now
Okay whatever
No im scared i feel like im gonna fall and crush saki
YOU TWO LOOK SO TINY FROM HERE
BAJAHAHAHAH SAKI YOU WAVING YOUR HANDS
LOOK LIKE A LITTLE CAT

Saki!: -_-
Not funny

Ena: BRO CATCHTHE ROPE
I CAN SEE YOU FAILING FROM ACROSS THE ROAD

Touya: hey
You’re making the banner sag
Hold it properly

Ena: OH MYDAYS
HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO MAKE THIS

Kohane: a month

Ena: AND YOU ONLY TOLD ME LASTWEEK??????

An: um
We were meant to keep it secret
And you cant keep secrets

Ena: I CAN

Mizuki: can you?

Ena: YES I CAN

Mizuki: does it depend on what the secret is?

Ena: OH MYGOD MIZUKI
YES
goodness finally my silly brother got the rope

Mafuyu: where are all the other people that arent here?
There are
Me
Ena
Mizuki
Nene
An
Kohane
Touya
Saki
Tsukasa
Rui
Shiho
Haruka
Ohthats almost everyone nvm

An: MAFUYUS HERE??? WERE ARE YOU

Mafuyu: southside banner at the end

Ichika: how big is this banner bro....

Touya: it spans about half a kilometer in length and width is half the height of a house

Hatsune Miku ©: if american its half a kilometer idfk conversion okay something pounds or ounces
Okay anyway
WHAT THE FLIPADINGLE
Boy jus confess already

Touya: thetime will come

An: HUH

Kohane: OH MY FOD FINALLY

Touya: shhh

Saki!: help
Help
Reinforcement needed
The rope broke halfway
Now AKITO IS DANGLING JALFWAY ON THE HOUSE

Mizuki: you had one job millenial

Saki!: IT WASNT MY FAULT

Ena: okay then it was yhe future stars fault

Saki!: NO

Haruka: girl bye then is ur fault

Saki!: NUHUH

Touya: okay mafuyu go help
You’re strong

Mafuyu: k

Touya: i need quiet of everyone on duty
We’re not allowed to make noise at this time

Kagamine Rin ©: oh so THATS why you’re alltexting

Airi: whats going
SHIT
WAIT GUYS IM MEANT TO BE THERE???
GANG IM COMING
IM COMING

Ena: bitch

Airi: IM SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY
MY SISTER NEEDED HELP OKAY
with maths yestesay and it drained me tf are they teachig to kids nowdadyd
I MEAN
IM ON THE WAY

Kanade: Mafuyu how did you get out without me knowing

Mafuyu: you wee sleeping and I didn't wanna interrupt
Am sorry

Kanade: no it okay
I'm chilling

Haruka: guys idk who is where this street is big

Touya: Saki, kasa, now Mafuyu - akito rope duty
Me, Ena, An, Kohane, Nene, Shiho, Haruka - banner
Me in a few minutes, Rui, Mizuki - gift + surprise duty
• extra help would be welcomed

Shizuku: shiii
Can I come

Shiho: you should be SLEEPING

Shizuku: okay!!!
Shall I drive there!!

Shiho: NOOOOOO

Shizuku: yay!!! Thanks shi!! ^ U ^

Rui: is akito done yet

Saki!: yes

Rui: AKITO AKITO
COME TO FEONT OF HOUSEI
SAKIKASA DO IT
SAKI ANS KASA SORRY

Saki!: EW
don't ever say that again
AnywY okay
Wait bro you didn't gimm the blindfold

Rui: USE YOURE FLIOOING HANDS AND STOP FEXTINF YOI DUMB

Star: what did isay avou my sister Rui

Rui: fine
Silly saki

Mafuyu: saki you’re gonna drag him into a lampost make him walk correctly
And blindfold
Properly

___

“Bro i really don’t trust you Saki.”
“Shut up and walk. WE’RE NEARLY THERE ANYWAY.”

The ginger mumbles something under his breath, but with how much the Tenmas are giggling, they don’t bother about it.

It feels like a millenium before his eyes are finally opened and he’s freed from the darkness, and Saki’s freezing hands.

Although it’s like 12:30, so not really, because it’s still dark.

...is what he thought would be the case, before he can vaguely make out strings of fairy lights as his vision focuses, and when he rubs them again, lights dangling across the way too big banner.

“What the fuck.”

Akito takes in the view before him: most of the people he knows holding a humongous banner that doesn’t even fit in his sight, dotted with fairy lights around it to highlight the ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKITO!’ written in bold black letters, and the few remaining people holding out gifts, it seems like, and Touya, the one with the brightest smile on his face - softer than most would call bright, but it’s definitely shining to him.

"Holy shidingle guys what have you done."
"Nothing much lil bro!! It was mostly Touya's and Tsukasa's ideas!!", Mizuki giggles, holding one of the gifts.

All of this is so much to take in that Akito feels like he can't say anything.

"Why is the banner so big, how did you do all this, how long did this take, and WHAT in the ever loving unknown mother goose is that robot Rui."

...or maybe he said too much.

And then his partner suddenly pulls him into a hug, and all the ginger boy can think about is how incredibly cute he is.

Before it turned into a group hug with everyone not holding the banner, that is.

But then Touya helped them roll the banner up and place it against Akito's house, so now they're all kind of just standing and talking - although not too loud.

...

Akito really didn't know what happened, but somehow, he's dragged by about five different people to some field nearby, and there's a picnic blanket beneath them and gifts in front of him.

He wonders if the other people living on his street would complain or think they were weird...

"Open then, open them!!", Shizuku exclaims, somewhere beside Shiho - wait, when did she even arrive-?!

Ena demanded he open hers first, but he wasn’t sure exactly what to expect from her.

“Is this.... a pancake keyring?”
“Obviously. Look, I’ve got a cheesecake one.”, the older girl proudly says, brandishing her own keychain.

“Aww, you wanted to match with me! Such a sweet and caring older sister...”
“Shut up! I do something nice for you and this is your thanks!?”

After a while of opening presents, Akito thought he was finished with all of them.

All in all, he had gotten:
A pancake keychain from Ena
Cheesecake from Saki
Bath bombs from the other Tenma
Roblox giftcard and hand cream from mizuki
And basically a bunch of chocolate and food which he would eat sometime soon.

To be honest, he’s quite sure everyone else there was making more noises of excitement than he was, but nobody - including his parents - came out and told them to stop, so it should be fine.

And he was more than happy about all of it.

“Well, thanks everyone. You guys really didn’t have to do all this though... This banner is too— guys?”

Everyone is silent.

But there’s this devious smile on all of their faces that Akito does not know what it means.

“Guy—“

His thoughts and words are both cut off completely when he sees Touya holding a bouquet of flowers in one hand and something else he can’t see in his other.

Though he’s wearing just his casual clothes, something about it feels so formal, like a proposal.

Wait- is that a box-?

Oh.

Oh.

Touya gets on his knees.

WAIT WHAT.

Akito faintly hears snorting behind him, probably from Mizuki— wait, when did they all get behind him!?

The orange haired boy holds his breath when Touya opens the small box with a soft smile.

...

Earrings?

Sunflower earrings. Akito loves sunflowers.

He can’t stop himself laughing.

“Did you just propose to me with earrings?”
“Perhaps i did. What do you say, Akito?”

Touya gets up, and the orange haired boy takes the earrings into his hands.

“What do i say, huh? You know you’ll always be my partner, Touya.”

There’s clapping and cheering when he hugs the taller boy tightly, still staring down at the sunflowers in the palms of his hands.

“Who’s making so much noise at 1 a.m— Akito!? Ena!?”
”SHIT ITS LIL BROS DAD EVERYONE RUN.”

Akito sighs when everyone runs away except from Touya because he was not going to leave his newly wedded husband.

“Akito. Ena. Why is there a massive banner laying on our house.”
“Yeah that wasn’t me it was Ena.”
“HEY!”

Chapter Text

Saki!: where wife

Ichika: here

Saki!: bordeom

An: why bord

Saki!: because bored

Shiho: what you doing

Saki!: watching movie with big bro
But is boring icli watched it theee billion times brother just really likes it
Im basically just laying on his lap

Akito: you and that guy are always watching movisz
Do you have nothing better to do with your life

Ena: they're being wholesome and sweet unlike your fugly ahh

Akito: girl stfu you would never

Ena: I would never what

Akito: watch a movie an let me lay on ur lap

Ena: boy hi
Get over to my room now
I'm.bored too #hoshinotenmasaki

Shizuku: its always a joy to see siblings!!!!! Sweet siblings!!!
This is a sign!!!
Shiho!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shiho: Hinomori Shiho left the groupchat.

Shizuku: aww :(

Saki!: girl bye bro is not the fooler
| Replying to Shiho: Hinomori Shiho le...

Akito: boy hi bro thought

Shiho: fuck off

Minori: what movie?
| Replying to Saki!: watching movie wi...

Saki!: High school musical

Nene: aint no way this grown ass man is still watching flipping high achool musical💀💀🙏

Emu!!!: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL ONE IS THE BEST ONE!!!!!

Minori: REALEST THING YOUVE EVER SAID
THE SECOND MOVIE WAS SO ASS BRO

Ena: nah bro fr they had no reason to elongate it like it was okay at most
The og is best always

Kanade: i agree
Originals over everythinf

Rui: yed

Star: wait I forgor
Rui why whereby you in school

Rui: my throats still a bit sire I wasn't assed to

Star: ARE OKAY

Rui: yed bruh
Its a bit sore biut i can take medicine for it anyway so
Like lozenges and paracetamol

Mizuki:
Hi Dr.
.....____________.
<~|.0•^————^.|
....|.___________.|
What is this?

Ena: Hi
Paracetamol

Saki!: BAJAHAHAHAHAHA THIS THE ONE GANG

Rui:
......................Hi EVIL 😈 Dr.
...................____________.
..............<~|.0•^————^.|
..................|.___________.|

........................What is this?

NO 😈😈
I WON’T TELL YOU 😈😈
^ I made this evil meme in the hospital btw 🔥

Star: this is what you conjure up in the hospital

Rui: hospitals are free time for me to do inventipns
Nurses gimme everything i want
Also so many cool stuff
So fun

Shiho: aint no way

Rui: yes way
I am glad to be coming oit though
Although i willmiss rice porrige....

Saki!: boy stfu hospital rice porridge tatses like when you theow up a bit but taste the bile on your tongue fora while

Minori: is it that bad....?

Saki!: YES.

Airi: can confirm saki is right

Haruka: when did you go to yhe hospital???

Airi: oh that
Long time ago
A lampost fell on me
I had concussion

Mafuyu: how does that happen...

Airi: girl bye idek it just fall out of nowhere like

Kanade: okay
I have question

KAITO ©: hatsune miku™ is currently unavailable

Kanade: okay and

KAITO ©: okay I'll answer then

Megurine Luka ©: nope I'm answering

Kagamine Rin ©: I AM

Kagamine Len ©: NO ME

MEIKO ©: STOP FIGHTINF AND LET TJE CURIOUS GKRL ASK HER FLIPING QUESGOON

Kanade: Woah
Okay
Yk how the Sekai are crated from feelings
And like
Negative and positive feelings
What if those feelings are like super super dark
Like a group of serial killers
And their goal is to surpass a famous serial killers kill count
Like how vbs wanna surprsass weekend rad

An: we ALREADY SURPASSED TJEM but go on 🔥🔥🔥

Kanade: ah
Congrats
Anyway
Yeh
Then are vocaloids still obligated to make their Sekai

KAITO ©: Oh
Um

MEIKO ©: yeahhhh
I can't lie miku should answer that one....

Kanade: .
Thanks for the information

Rui: I have a question too.

Hatsune Miku ©: OH MY GOD IM BACK
WHY MORE QUESTIONS

Rui: fufu
Where blud did go?

Hatsune Miku ©: some Americans were sad because election so I was comforting them

Touya: ah yes I heard about that

Emu!!!: POLITICS!!!! Interesting

Nene: wow wife
You so smart
Who is this goddess

Emu!!!: nuh uh
You can't spell amazing without nene

Mafuyu: can't you?

Ena: no you can't

Shiho: why can't you

Shizuku: because letter lil sis

Rui: LE ME ASK MY QEUESTOON
Ready?
Since mikusaid she separate Sekai by language
what if they all speak diff languages and they all live in diff countries also one is blind one is deaf and one is mute and the only way they communicate is with google translate?

Hatsune Miku ©: sighs
How you gonna use Google trnaslte if ur blind

Rui: speecher

Hatsune Miku ©: you children love bombarding me with questions don't you
Well my answer
Make a Sekai called
The Google translate Sekai
Translate Sekai

Rui: ykw I have to give props to the queen
That is smartness

Hatsune Miku ©: hahaha
See I am ruler
Although I don't think any music group would work like that bro
Too much hassle

Rui: but possibility

Hatsune Miku ©: okay lil bro
Guys
Since yal love asking questions abt the groupchat
And stuff
https://forms.gle/KqNozKLpZCc4crKYA
Ask them here and I will answer next time

Mizuki: OOOOH
SUPER XOOL
what are we allowed to ask

Hatsune Miku ©: idk man
Whatever you want
Abt sekais
Abt the groupxhats
About me and OP wink wink

Saki!: WOW!

An: PINK MARETU REFERENCE SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!!!

Saki!: OMG I LOVE YOU!!!

Star: saki watch the movie
Stop be ipad kid

Saki!: aw
Fine guys bye

Ichika: bye wife

Saki!: byeeeee <3333
Mwah mwah

Ichika: mwah x 1829272826272^282937282728272

Shiho: oh my fein

Hatsune Miku © added Honami (2) to the groupchat

Honami (2): I GOT A PHONE
YAY

Ichika: thank goodness
Now my phone is mine again

Shuuichi: does that mean i can leave now

Kagamine Len ©: i forgot about young honami brother

Shuuichi: .

Kohane: nooooo
You seem nice

KAITO ©: were kicking him out
Good bye

Shuuichi: bye
Also honami our garden brokw dont go outside there

Shuuichi left the groupchat

Honami (2): HUH

Mafuyu: how does ones garden break....?

Honami (2): wait im going to see this

Saki!: *sent one photo*
She so adorable sleeping

Ichika: ANQSVWJWHJAEHJW
IS THAT SAKI SLEEPING ON YOUR LAP KASA

Saki!: YES
she fell asleep with the gc open so i stole her phone

Mizuki: whys saki always eeping
The eepy ever

Ichika: SHES SO FLIPPING CUTE IM GOING TO DIE AGAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGAJWQKSBSNBNSVSNSGS

Akito: bro need to get to stepping punk

Touya: akiiii

Akito: OMG Touya where were you

Touya: was reading

Akito: okay darling

Touya: hhhh
Don't call me that

Akito: why not

Touya: fine then
I'll call you kitten

Ena: aw HELL nah
Ain't no way my brother in law is calling my brother that

Akito: FUCK OFF

Touya: okay well
Pancake
Because you are sweet like pancake

Star: MY LITTLE BROTHER IS GROWUNG UP
CRIES

Mafuyu: I never got the hype of pet names

Kanade: hmm
True
But I like nicknames

Mafuyu: Kana is a cute one for you
Or Nade
I like that one

Kanade: hehe
I like mafu
But then I also call mafumafu mafu sometimes
But I cab call him mafu² and you mafu

An: mafumafu MENTIONED!!

Mafuyu: who is that?

Kanade: brah
Its the white haired utaite I showed you

Mafuyu: oh oh
Yes him
Cellphone love story and composing the future guy?

Kanade: YES
mizuena cooked their cellphone love sofry cover

Honami (2): MERRY BADEND
MERRY BAD END
MY FAV MAFNAFU SONF

Airi: BROS RELA
MERRYBAD END SONGS WWRE ALL FIRE
HELLO DYSTOPIA
MAN HE COOKED

Saki!: but guys black Christmas
After the rain

Kohane: AFTER GHE RAIN MY ACTUAL LOVES
I LOVE SORARU AND MAFUMAFU
GHEYRE GHE CUTEST FRIENDS EVER AHQKSS STOP

Minori: AHHHHHH I
I AGREE
they're the sweetest

Hatsune Miku ©: I personally think that reincarnation was the firest song

Shizuku: ooh
I like that one!!

Saki!: I GOT MY PHONE
ITS SAKI HERE
what did big bro sen
EW I LOOK SO BAD SLEEPING

Ichika: NOOOOOOO
YOU LOOK CUTE
I SAVED IT ALREASGY

Saki!: grrrrr
I would say I hate kasa but
I don't
I could never
Wait where did HW go

Star: kitchen
Popcorn
Sweet

Saki!: YAY SWEET POPCORN

Mizuki: GUYS THIS CAR JUST FLIPPED OVER ON MY ROAD

Ena: WDYM FLIPPED OVER

Mizuki: Brah
IT HIT A CAR AND THEN FLIPPED OVER
NOW IS ON ITS SIDE

Shiho: how does that even happene

Mafuyu: wasnt there two other accidents on ur road literally last week....

Mizuki: GUYS I NEEDA MOVE
THIS ROAD IS TOO ACCIDENT

Honami (2): was anyone hurt?

Mizuki: no but
I heard the woman run out the car screaming
Idk how but she’s only like injureda bit i think

Haruka: thank goodness

Shiho: honami what happened to your garden btw

Honami (2): OH
brah basically
My garden
Theres rocky ground in a t shape and then grass filling the rest of the space in the square
Like
._________
|___.....___|<— rocks
|.....|...|.....|
|.....|...|.....|
|___|...|___|<—grass outside of t
Forming a rectangle which is my whole garden
Basicaly the top of the T rocky part collapsed into the ground and theres no place to stand
IRS SO DEEP TOO
IF I STEPP OUT OF THE BACK DOOR ILL FALL TO MY DEATH
THERE IS NO GROUND THERE NOW

Ichika: girl bye how does that happen

Honami (2): were gonna sue the land owner trust

Airi: rightfully so
The ground is missing brah yoi coild DIE
crazy

Star: rui

Rui: what os it my star?

Star: idk
Waiting for popxorn to pop

Saki!: JUS COME BACK TJEN
ITH COLD AND YOU TOOK THE BLANKET

Star: oh did i
IM SORSY MY DARLING LITTLE SISTER

Saki!: big bro ith okay
You have to give me a big hug and a kiss though

Star: I WOULD DO THAT ANYWAY BUT OF COURSE MY AMAZING PERFECT SISTER

Shiho: eugh
Stop being so loving siblings
Ur gonna influence shizuku even more

Shizuku: shiiiiiii
We should be sibling like that toooooo

Shiho: no

An: as they often say
You cant spell no without yes
👍

Mizuki: its giving communist

Touya: what?

Ichika: what does communist mean again i forgor

Saki!: girl bye me too

Kanade: me three

Akito: isnt a communist russia

Rui: historically
Yes
Rn thouhh i dont think so

An: nah mizook i think you mean capitalist althouhht idk what that means
Am not communist

Touya: Birling family core
| Replying to An: nah mizook i thi...

Rui: i forgot you read olden english literature
You know they literally teach that book to children younger than us brah

Touya: its good though
Sheila okay

Rui: you seem like youd like eric

Touya: THE RAPIST?
no

Rui: 😭

Star: what are yall on abt
Saki said its a book abt capitalism bs socialism or something idk what that means though
Why are we reading english books

Touya: because it’s fun

Akito: spending time with ur boyfriendis also fun

Touya: i agree
Lets go weekend garage
I want to buy you cheescak

Akito: OKAY!!

Ena: that is the happiest most jolliest message youve ever sent

Mizuki: hea jolly bc he gers to go out iwthh his partner
:((

Ena: fine
Come down that one muji pen store ill be there in thirty

Mizuki: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Shiho: dates?
;))
@Honami (2)

KAITO ©: as kaito i declareall couples go on date NOW

Rui: did you hear that kasa

Star: im not taken?

Saki!: sighs in exasperation

Chapter Text

Hatsune Miku ©: good morning all
Since today is a day I have good news

Mafuyu: when is it not a day?

Kanade: Mafuyu you're meant to be searching

Mafuyu: I am
This place goes on forever
They could be anywhere

Minori: what are you guys looking for

Kanade: we dont know where ena and kanade are
SORRY I MEAN MIZUKI

Kohane: 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

Akito: what you cant find my silly sister
She didnt come home

Mafuyu: she didnt?
I wonder what happened

Haruka: when did you see them last

Kanade: kamiyama festivla

Rui: oh....
Yeah um good look finding mizuki especially

Kanade: what

N25 KAITO ©: jus leave it for now
Miku go on

Mafuyu: well
Maybe we should wait a bit then
Or text them

Kanade: k
Ill nightcord them

Hatsune Miku ©: okay good luck finidning mizuki
Right
I have a challenge

Touya: is that good news?

Hatsune Miku ©: why do you ask questions you already know the answer to?

Akito: so no
Well go on then

Hatsune Miku ©: if you guys stop being gay as fuck for a day I will grant you something

Shiho: what sort of cjallnge is that

Saki!: girl bye
Bros acting as if she didn't make out with Honami two minutes ago

Shiho: just wait till this fist meets your face you bitch

Airi: 'You dont wanna see me when im angry...' ahh 💀💀💀

An: BAHHHASHAHSHHSS
SPAT OUT MY WATED

Kohane: no its strawberry latte

An: shit yes
Thank you my wife
I love you

Hatsune Miku ©: DBACKREAS
EVERYONE WHO IS GAY BACKREAD THE CJALLENGW
YES THAT IS INCLUDING YOU TSUKASA AND RUI AND KANADE ANS EVERYONE

Ichika: what's the prize?

Hatsune Miku ©: that's a surprise.

Shizuku: That rhymes!!!!

Saki!: ah yeah it does

Hatsune Miku ©: specifically for you ichisaki
If you complete this challenge ill give you even more surprise

Akito: what thats not fair

Hatsune Miku ©: its because theyre the gayest here

Star: HAHAHHA!
My sister always comes first in anything!!!

Leo/Need Rin ©: BAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Leo/Need MEIKO ©: STOP LAUGHING

Shiho: @Saki! @Ichika
Hah
No way you can bully me with honami when ur first place gay couple

Ichika: what the dongle
You’re just mad we are cuter than you

Hatsune Miku ©: okay shush now childrne
My gay detector is dying of overload in this gc
Thats why
Now now
Gather round for i will be answering questions

Rui: OH EM GEE YAY!!!!

Kanade: yes.
You didnt answer my question last time.

Hatsune Miku ©: oh the criminal sekai one
Welltje answer to that one is
Yes but no
If their goal is to kill people
If thats seperate to the goal of music then no we cant help them well we WONT help them cause thas bad
Cause like the main goal of all sekais has to do with music because we are music
But if they wanna make music that hurts people then uhhh
Wed probably be like why do yall wanna do that and
Tbh their sekai vocaloids would be adapted to that
BUT I PUT SOWN REGULATIONS OKAY
Because all vocaloids are technically a part of me and other main five AND OTHER VOCALOIDS such as flower

flower ©: HAH
Im too good

Hatsune Miku ©: ugh
Anyway
Our feelings would also be implemented there and a part would be like “convince tjem not to hurt others” or use music for better or to help them yk

Kanade: hmm
I guess that makes sense
I thought all sekai vocaloids would stem from og vocaloids
But that includes every vocaloid?
Not just main six?

Hatsune Miku ©: yeah!
Some people have their favourite vocaloids and stuff so usually their feelings result in those vocaloids!
We have a sekai that has the MEIKA twins, Rin, flower, Utatane Piko and Darling
Its very fun

Honami (2): where is that sekai

flower ©: NEPAL
THEYRE A GROUP OF TWO SISTERS AND THEIR COUSIN
THEYRE SO SWEETTTTTTTTTTT

KAITO ©: OMG I VISITED THEM ONCE
LAKSHMIS SO SWEET ISTG THERES NOTHING BUT SUNSHINE AND SPARKLES IN HER

Emu!!!: WHAT!!!
I WANNA MEET HERRRRRR > o <

Nene: do you think people can travel from one sekai to another?

Hatsune Miku ©: if feelings are extra strong between people of people in different sekais then yes
But we usually dont let you
Because there is risk of getting trapped in the linking hallway

Rui: i presume that is the place inbetween sekais?

MEIKO ©: it acts kind of like a black hole
Except you are conscious
After some time your feelings fade away and in some cases every memory and feeling towards you is erased from your reality

Airi: girl bye
That got dark real fast

Mafuyu: sekai really is a dangerous place

Hatsune Miku ©: NO BUT ITS MOSTLY SAFE
WE MAKE SURE YOU GUYS ARE SAFE
DONT WORRY

Kohane: idk man...
Thats scary....

Hatsune Miku ©: okay look
Wxs sekai and leo need sekai are interconnected
Wxs sekai and vbs sekai are also interconnected
Because of saki+Tsukasa and Tsukasa+Touya
And same for the other siblinfs too
It usually happends with siblings
But you cant go to the different sekais
Because WE DONT LET YOU

Star: YOURE TELLIG ME I COULD SEE SAKSI SEKAI AND TOUYAS SEKAI

Saki!: brother i told you abt it anyway

Star: YES BUTTTTT
AND TOUYA

Touya: i visit every other day

Star: but

Kagamine Rin ©: siblings
Miku miku tell them about the formy thing!!!

Hatsune Miku ©: AH YES
I almost forgor!
I didnt expect yall to have so many questions but
Curious children

Saki!: HAAHA
I ASKED A QUWSTION

Shiho: i bet you asked the dumb one

Saki!: nuhuh

Hatsune Miku ©: oh i defo know which one you asked
Right
First question
‘if me lil blud then why miku not lil blud?‘
We are all little bluds
Hope that clears things up 🙏

An: aw hell nah 🙏🙏🙏

Hatsune Miku ©: moving on
‘How do the vocaloids pay their taxes?’
We don’t.
Next.
‘Would a payphone or telephone count as a phone that sekai could be made from’
Of course!
In this household we dont discriminate against phones!!!
In fact we even accept other devices such as Mp3 players and ipods if absolutely necessary!

Honami (2): then why coulsnt i have used my ipad when my phone broke

Leo/need Luka ©: because it was so cute seeing you steal ichikas phone and be clingy
I mean what
Who said that

Shiho: oh
Well youre not wrong

Honami (2): shiiho :)))

Hatsune Miku ©: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT GAY
grrr

Shiho: ugh

Hatsune Miku ©: i wonder how many questions can be asked
The human mind can only ask so much right

Rui: there are billions of possibilities.

Hatsune Miku ©: fuck
Okay next
‘if there was a group that only spoke brainrot and didnt know a language other than skibidi rizz language, would there be a skibidi toilet sekai gc and a sekai filled with skibidi toilet and the vocaloids cosplaying as skibidi toilet as they make songs to surpass jax vs skibidi toilet’

An: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHO ASKED THIS

Nene: some brainrotted person probably

Akito: well no shidingle

Shiho: oh boy do i wonder who asked this
Looks at a certain someone

Saki!: 😄
Smiling emoji

Megurine Luka ©: all i hear is brainrot anymore
You lot honestly

Kagamine Len ©: okay nobody asked you luka
Whoever asked this super SIGMA skibiti RIZZ ohio question you are SUPER MEWING STREAK LVL. Infinity and you are a true rizzler !!!
Skibiti onward my fellows !
The answer is yes obviously
We as vocaloids will always be the skibiti rizzlers of your gyatt and the feinious sekai

KAITO ©: CRYINF

Emu!!!: Queen never cry 💜

Rui:
..._____
./.\\...//.\
|.👁..👁.|
|....—.....|
\______/
Baby

Hatsune Miku ©: .
Moving on
‘r u self aware that there are readers outside of your knowledge watching everything you do on this gc of yours and you probably didnt know about it until now, pjsekai characters (excluding vocaloids)?’

Rui: what?
Who’s asking this question then?

Hatsune Miku ©: one of the readers

Touya: why are we referred to as characters?

Megurine Luka ©: sigh
Miku they shouldnt really know abt this

Hatsune Miku ©: shut up
In short
You guys are all characters of a game called project sekai colourful stage (shortened to pjsekai)
But in your reality
Its just your life
But in other realities your life is displayed as a game
And big events that happen are events in the game

Kanade: hold up
What
Wait wait
So
There are people from another reality watching this gc?

Hatsune Miku ©: yes
Because op displays your gc as a form of entertainment
For all you know we might not even be real
Multiple realities cause the existence of real and virtual to distort
You’ll never know if what you’re saying is even you
The readers will never know if we’re actually speaking as ourselves or if its just the op writing what we say for the entertainment of all
I didn’t make any spelling mistakes in those sentence, did i?
We won’t know if that was my decision or just the op writing what i say like that for bigger impact on the readers

Mafuyu: Does that mean we’re not real?

N25 KAITO ©: don’t take what shes saying seriously.
She’s just waffling.

Kanade: i feel like ena and mizuki should be hearing this too

Rui: .
I really dont think mizuki is in the state to hear this, if my guesses are correct

Mafuyu: ?
Did they tell you something, Rui?

Rui: well, did mizuki say she wanted to talk to you two?
And ena?

Kanade: um
Yeah

Rui: and they didn’t....?

Mafuyu: nope.

Rui: oh shit

Saki!: wait wait wait what
We’re not real
You’re kidding right

Hatsune Miku ©: .
OF COURSE I WAS!!!
LMAOOO YALL ARE SO FLIPPING GULLIBLE

Touya: i dont know.... it seemed a bit too real to me...

Hatsune Miku ©: think about it like this
If you’re not real
Then how do your feelings affect us
How do we exist
How do i know all this
Its all about feelings
Theyre so important and i could prove that so many different ways
Sekai is a vast and dangerous place but its not fully real except it is
You guys do know that already right?

Haruka: hm

Hatsune Miku ©: when sekai gets involved in your world it’s the only thing that’s not fully real
We make sure it doesn’t affect your reality okay

Shiho: so there are alternate universes

Hatsune Miku ©: to us yes
Depends what you believe

An: okay whos op then

Hatsune Miku ©: THEYRE OUR SUPER FRIEND
they enabled this gc to happen
And helped start it
So thats why theyre elite rank

Akito: sounds creepy AGAIN
we dont know who that is

Hatsune Miku ©: okay and you dont need to ginger boy
MovING ON!!!

Akito: FUCK YOU
GINER JOKES ARENT FUNNY

An: okay ed sheeran

Akito: genuinely its getting old

Kohane: old like your sense of humour

Minori: ATE

Akito: ate and threw up

Touya: miku contnue

Hatsune Miku ©: kaykay
‘Is there a sekai that has a group that will
Never give you up
Never let you down
Never run around and desert you’
My answer: dont ever rickroll me again you imbecile how dare you rickroll the ruler of the world i shall not tolerate this

Kagamine Rin ©: translation: YESYESY OF COURSE

Hatsune Miku ©: i dont like you
Next.
‘Did the vocaloids/sekai always exist?’
Okay im tired so im gonna simplify this
Answer is sort of yes
Basically sekais existed since a long time ago
Even idk that
Because feelings
Strong feelings always can create them
But the people that created us and the voicbanks
They had a sekai
And we helped them
But they made us REAL
but the feelings they had of wanting to make voicebansk created the first sekai with us in it
Us six
Which is why were the main six
And then yeah
And we act as sort of gods but not god
Cause technically were man made
And yeah now were here

Nene: i dont understand any of this
The fuck is this information overload

Hatsune Miku ©: yeah man im tired too okay
Last one
I know yall exist
.
Also op did not forget about the deal okay fishyfood
Last ones correction
Yes you can make a sekai if you are gay and have no talents as long as music
Basically thats the plot of half our sekais and all the ones here so

Emu!!!: YES WE GAY

Nene: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Emu!!!: will you not be gay with me :(

Nene: um
No
Remember chellenge

Emu!!!: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hatsune Miku ©: OKAY LAST QUESTION FLIP
WE GOT THROUGH THEM HURRAY
yes we vocaloids can eat and drink and SLEEP too
BUT WE DONT NEED TO WE CAN SURVIVE JUST FINE WITHOUT THEM
its just nice to do it though
Goodness
Im going now luka take over
Bye

Megurine Luka ©: im in charge now buckaroos

Kagamine Len ©: you dont deserve to be

Saki!: nooo
I love luka

Kagmine Len ©: fuck you

Star: STOP IT
I WONT TAKE THIS INSOLENCE

An: girl bye 🙏🙏

Saki!: since mokus gone is tje challenge over

Kagamine Rin ©: YES
UNLEASH THE GAY

Saki!: FINALLY
ICHIKA LETS KISS

Star: no
Its four am

Shizuku: AHHH
I NEVER REALISED THE TIME!!!!!
SHII WE SOULD GO SLEEP

Shiho: whatever
Goodnight

Honami (2): goodnight :)

Shiho: goodnight <333333333

Saki!: favouritsm

Shiho: die

Chapter Text

N25 MEIKO ©: i need help.

N25 KAITO ©: why dont you ask someone in sekai.

N25 MEIKO ©: i dont know what to do
Okay
I will figure it out
Give me words of encouragement

An: GO QUEEN
YOU CAN DO TIII!!

N25 MEIKO ©: okay thanks am going to find mizuki now

Rui: where is mizuki?
I havent seen them in ages

An: hmm
True

N25 MEIKO ©: i might cry

Rui: queen never cry

N25 MEIKO ©: 😠
👍
Bye

Nene: bye

Rui: why is nene never omline

Nene: i am online
Just not on this stupid green app

Saki!: hey dont diss whatsapp liek that

Nene: fuck off
Who likes this app bro

Saki!: me :((

Star: I LIKE THIS APP TOO!!!

Emu!!!: ME THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Akito: flipping weirdos

Touya: noooo

Akito: i deeply apologise guys

Saki!: Down BAD fr

Akito: you shut up
You and ur wife are number one gay couple i dont wanna hear speech out of your mouth

Ichika: ur jus mad you and touya dont have the same rizz levels as me and saki

An: OKAY GUYS SHUT
WE DONT CARE WHOS GAYEST
WHERE IS MIZUKI IM WORRIED
AND ENA TOO

Kanade: were trying to find mizuki
It’ll be okay
Ithink

Mafuyu: have hope kanade.

Kohane: wise words

An: preach

Mafuyu: mizuki can’t run forever
Ena is looking for her too
Though she’s too focused to be on her phone

Leo/need Luka: you guys really do care about mizuki

Kanade: yed
She deserves a lot
And to be with us
And everyone
I wanna make them realise that

Leo/need Luka: youre actually so sweet
We love kande

Kanade: thanks little bro

Honami (2): i agree :)
Kanade so sweet

Kanade: hehe you guys are so nice
Am gonna work on finding mizuki now
Come mafuyu
Where are you

Mafuyu: im there

Kanade: wheres there

Mafuyu: here

Kanade: huh
Oh

Shiho: kanade and mafuyu are so silly slash pos

Hatsune Miku temporarily added Yuuki Akiyama to the groupchat [360 minutes]

Yuuki: what
whatttt

Hatsune Miku ©: i find it funny how thats the first thing you say
But twice
HA HA HA

Airi: tsukasa tenma ahh laugh

Minori: L M A O

Shizuku: ! !

Rui: as they say
True laughter is contagious

Star: what if it isnt true

Rui: what.

Star: NO FOR EXAMPLE WHAT IF
WHAT IF

Rui: should i come over

Star: no

Rui: hmmm....

Saki!: you always want to come over

Rui: okay and

Saki!: jus get together already
I am tired of you two
tire dof you two oblivious
I would never be tired of tsukasa obviously

Star: LOVE YOU TOO
but am confused

Nene: sigh
I hate you two

Rui: i agree i hate tenma siblings

Nene: i meant i hate you and Tsukasa...

Rui: i was slash jay trust

Star: .

Yuuki: sooo
Is anyone gonna tell me why im here

Hatsune Miku ©: mizuki missing
Some of these lot are helping find them

Yuuki: WHAT
NO IM IN FRANCE RN
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LIL SISTER

Kanade: were finding her

Mafuyu: ena said they wanted to talk to her and then ran away before they could

Yuuki: what
WHAT
OH
oh
ohhh
OH???

MEIKO ©: are you done ohing

Yuuki: wait i get it kind of
WHEN WILL GUYS FIND HER

Mafuyu: we are in process trust

N25 MEIKO ©: i have a feeling things will be fine
Oh
Yeah i think theyre fine
The sekai is at it’s normal temperature

Mafuyu: temperature?

N25 MEIKO ©: yes
It went colder for a while
I presume because of mizuki leaving
If its normal temp again it must mean things are getting better

Kanade: ahhh
Im glad then
Wonder what mizuki and ena are doing

Yuuki: Sekai?

Hatsune Miku ©: oh fridingulars
You weren’t meant to hear that
Meiko why

N25 MEIKO ©: ooh there are cherry blossom petals in the sekai
Huh
Oh sorry

Hatsune Miku ©: dont mind it yuuki

Yuuki: WAIT WAIT WAIT
HATSUNE MIKU
MEIKO
WHAT

Hatsune Miku ©: bro jus realised
Its fine ill jus erase your memories of this after

Yuuki: WHAT THE DONGLE

Akito: why is yuuki person a carbon copy of mizuki

Yuuki: maybe because im her older sister idk man

Akito: OH REALLY
well shoulda said that smh

Yuuki: is mizuki friends with you...

Akito: tan45 degrees is 1

Yuuki: what

Akito: sorry im tired was forced to revising maths with my boyfriend

Ena: since when do you study

Rui: ENA.
ENA.
WHERES MIZU
ARE YOU TWO GOOD

An: YES
ENAS BACK
IS MIZUKI OKAY

Mizuki: yes guys im alright :)

Rui: EEEEEEEEEEEE
IM GLAD

An: goodness i was so worried you idiot
Never do that again

Yuuki: YEAH DONT

Mizuki: HUH
BIG SIS?????

Yuuki: yeah hatsune miku added me
How does this work idk

Mizuki: what 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

Ena: OKAY COME NIGHTCORD FOR CELEBRATOON

Mizuki: OH?
OKAY

Kanade: yeahhhhhh we happy

Mafuyu: yay
Alls well that ends well

Kanade: agre
Now come nighfxrd

Mafuyu: k

Saki!: well i am glad that that ended well
I was worried that mizuki disnt come work
Was alone
Sigh

Ichika: it okay wife

Saki!: yed
Idk what happened but mizuki okay now

Leo/need Luka: it feels like humanity is healing when i see you guys
So sweet and sugar and everything nice

Touya: :)
Like daisuke

Airi: who

Touya: daisuke
Mouthwashing

Minori: how do those relate

Rui: OH MY DINGLE DONGLE
THE GAME MOUTHWASHINF
THE GUY CALLED DAISUKE

Star: OH OH OH
YES
I REMEM NOW
TOUYA YOU TOLD ME ABT IT

Mizuki: AHHH I LOVE MOUTHWASHING
also btw thanks for worrying about me guys
It was not that serious but SOME PEOPLE
looks around
SPREAD THE WORD GRRR

Rui: um it wasnt my fault

An: okay it was our fault
Were sorry
We were worried and needed people to look for you

Kanade: oh uh yeah....
We kinda got too carried away

Rui: and i literally told ena the opposite 😭
Such a hypocrite i am....

Mizuki: ITS WHATEVER
oh also me and ena got married

Ena: YES

Honami (2): i swear you were already

Ena: um
But this time it offical
*sent one photo*
Look at rings

Akito: those are paper rings

Yuuki: MY SISTER IS MARRIED
YOU DISNT EVEN INVITE ME
HOW COULD TOU

Mizuki: NOOOOOOOOOOO IM SORRY
VIDEO CALL NOW
YOU CAN SEE UR SISTER IN LAW

Yuuki: OKAY IM DOING IT ON NIGHTCORD

Leo/need Luka ©: NO
DONIT HERE.
I WANNA SEE NEWLY WED COUPLE

Saki!: YES ME TOO

Shiho: agree

Ichika: agree

An: AGRE

Rui: mhm

Touya: yes :)

Star: YESSSSS!!!

Akito: sure
I canr believe my sister is married
Tears are falling

Yuuki: that means you are my
Uhhh
Cousin

Akito: probably man idk

Yuuki tried to start a group video call but failed due to lack of authorial permission

Haruka: HELP WHY DOES IT NOTIFY THAT

Yuuki: WHAT IS THIS
as the probably oldest person here
I deseve righrs to groupchat

Hatsune Miku ©: ur literally here for six hours max 🙏🙏

Yuuki: :(

Mizuki: cheer up sis
That was the mock wedding
We having real wedding soon with better rings

An: WHAT
WHERE

Ena: yk that purple cone thing rui talked abt once
Rui or someone else i forgor
Theres a park by
And cherry blossom big tree
About there

Rui: right
Where wedding invite

Mizuki: everyone invited
Leo need someone make sure leo need luka can see this

Leo/need Luka ©: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Mizuki: hehe
I love luka

flower ©: i havw been replaced

Mizuki: NO FLOWER MY BABY YOURE ALSO ML TRUST

Ena: cheating on my before our marriage
Abhorrent behaviour

Yuuki: gasp

Mizuki: URGHHHH
ALL OF YOU.
GET TO GIGANTIC CHERY BLOSSOM TREE THAT IDK HOW IS STANDING PINK IN WINTER SO THAT ME AND ENA CAN KISS AND GET PROPER MARRIED

Nene: sigh
But i need to finish the enderdragon first

Rui: no.
Open ur door rn before i jump through your windows

Nene: youre not scary
WHAT THE FUCK
HES ON MY WINDOW
TSUKASA COME GET YOUR HUSBAND AND LEAVE

Star: what
I dont have a husband

Saki!: im actually crying please brother get the thing and lets go

Star: queen never cry
LETS DEPART FROM THE HOME MY DEAREST LINK OF SIBLINGSHIP BY BLOOD!!

Akito: what about my boyfriend.

Star: HE IS DEAREST LINK OF SIBLINGSHIP NOT BY BLOOD!!

Shizuku: wowowow
True sibling!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shiho lets go to wedding as siblings!!!

Honami (2): and shiho lets go to wedding as girlfriends!

Shiho: well no shidingle
What else would we go as you two

Shizuku: okay!!!!!!!!!!
Where are you

Shiho: im literally behind you
Saki where the flip did you go
Wait how are u at home already

Saki!: brother said he had something important to tell me so i rished home

Ichika: oh
Was wondering where wife went :(

Saki!: dw darling i give kiss afyer

Ena: STOP IT
EVERYONE GET HERE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES
I NEED TO KISS MIZUKI DESPERATELY AND HAVE BEEN WAITING TILL NOW

Akito: i feel uncomfortable
Is this my sister

VBS Miku ©: stop being lesbophonic

An: YES EXACTLY
I AGREE WITH U FOR ONCE

VBS Miku ©: one of these days i will throw a plate into your face like i did to leo need miku that one time

Leo/need Miku ©: I literally did the order correct as well :(
Why are u so mean to me

Saki!: YEAH WHY >:(
What condomned oyiu to throw plate at miku

VBS Miku ©: SOMEONE turned off the sekai barriers
And all the mikus came to MY cafe.
DISTRUPTING EVERYTHINF.
their orders were shit though ugh

WxS Miku ©: I ASKED FOR BEEF BOWLS!!!!

Emu!!!: I LIKEEEEE :DDD

Hatsune Miku ©: i wanted takoyaki because fire

MMJ Miku ©: me frankfurter

N25 Miku ©: soft serve
I never tried it but it looks nice

Mizuki: WHAT
we will get ice cream at wedding cause theres ice cream van

N25 Miku ©: yay

VBS Miku ©: AND THAT MY FRIENDS SUMS IT UP
STUPIDEST ORDERS EVER
AN ABSOLUTE DISAPPOINTMENT TO MY YOLOFLEEK CAFE.

Leo/Need Miku ©: I ASKED FOR A TALL LATTE
WITH A DOPPIO ON YHE EXPRESSO
THAT IS A VALID ORDER
THIS BITCH THRWW A FUCKING PKATE AT MY HEAD AND GAVE ME A CONCUSSION

VBS Miku ©: RIGHRFULLY SO

Saki!: um miku
Forgive and forget right
Haha

Leo/need Miku ©:...
Only because its my group beloved saki

Star: YES

Saki!: ME AND BROGHER ARE NEARLY AT TREE CHEREY
THIS IS THE SAME PLACE ME AND ICHIKA GOT TOGETHER
the ice cream man gave us free double cone soft serve with flakes

Mizuki: HEAR THAT
GET HEE NOW
FREE IVE CREAM

Ichika: make sure you proclaim your love really loudly so he hears

Saki!: IRS THE SAME GUY
OMG
SAME ICE CREAM VAN GUY
YAYYYYYYYY

Kohane: this wedding bout to be fire
Vivid bad squad come let's go
Is an here yet
Where my girlfriend

An: IM THERE I CAN SEE YOU THREE IN COURTYARF well not courtyard but outside because Kohane is odd one outskl but dtill IM COMING OKAY

Mizuki: YOU FOUR ARE STILL AT SCHOOL...
Girl bye me and ena are gonna swing on the swings while waiting

Saki!: me and brother are here!

Ena: take notes everyone
Be like tenma siblings and come here fast with
Wgat the fridingle shidingle pringle is tsukasa holding

Rui: i dragged nene out of her house
Were coming

Leo/need Luka ©: SAKI
SAKI
SAKI
LET ME SRE COUPLE
GET UR PHOEN OUT

Saki!: OKAYOKAY
WAIT
OKAY COAST CLEAR

Leo/need Miku ©: waittt i wanna see too

Shiho: you can see on my phone or other leo need phone
Me ichika honami and shizuku are coming together

Airi: leo need but shizuku replaced saki 😭😭😭

Shizuku: im in leo need now!!!
Time to let go of my idol career

Minori: NO
DONT LEAVE US

Haruka: yeah we will be trio
And i dont like triangles

Ichika: why not

Haruka: squares are better

Ichika: no circles are

Rui: wrong
Decagons

Akito: stop speaking in mathematics please
Ive had enough maths for a lifetime

Touya: come on dear
We didnt revise for thatlong

Akito: FOUR HOURS IS TOO LONG.

Touya: but youll definitely pass on thursday!

An: FUCKTHAT REMINDS ME I HAVE BIOLOGY TEST SOON

Mizuki: oh yeah
I forgor abt that

An: IM SO COOKED
ALSO WHAT EVEN ARE WE LEARNING IN PHYSICS I DONT INDERSTAND ANYTHING
WHAT THE DONGLE
LIKE GAMMA BETA ALPHA PARTICLES TF
if i hear about beta decay one more time im seriously gonna decay myself
I canr do this
Why does science exist

Rui: science is explained magic!
Truly magical!!

An: killyourself
I hate science
Chemistry is chillthoughi guess

Rui: CHEMISTRY IS AMAZING
nenewhere are you

Nene: i ran away
The bus is at location dumbass

Rui: oh yed

Ena: okay so currently here is
Saki
Tsukasa
Rui
Nene
Uhh
Oh i can see airi
and haruka
and minori
And emu with them too
Where is everyone else

Kanade: me and mafuyu are behind you

Mizuki: HOLY DONGLE OKAY
now were missing vbs and leo need minus saki plus shizuku

Honami (1): um
There’s a dog chasing ichika
Shell be there before us

Saki!: what
WHAT THE FLIP IS THAT
THATS A WHOLE WOLF WDYM DOG

Shiho: it came out of nowhere
Now were here too

Mizuki: WHERE LIL BRO AND HIS HROUP BAD SQUAD OF VIVID

Kohane: were here too!!

Hatsune Miku ©: is everyone there
Yed?
Kay

___

“WHO’S THE PRIEST?”, Ena screams.
“MEEEE!!!!”
“Okay Emu is the priest.”

Somehow they got arranged into a small crowd while the soon-to-be wed couple stood next to each other right underneath the tree.

It’s literally December so nobody knows how it still has cherry blossoms but this is Ena5 so nobody really cares.

Because of all the cherry blossom petals falling onto everyone, Mizuki suggested they all just be flower girls and boys because that would be super fire.

Oh also there was a random ahh piano beside the tree which Saki insisted she play wedding music on alongside her brother.

Ena turns to Mizuki, holding her hands so tenderly, as if they’d shatter like glass if she pushed any harder.

“Ena, do you take Mizuki as your lawfully wedded wife?”
“I do.”
“Do you vow to stay by them forever?”
“Of course.”

Emu smiles at Mizuki.

“Mizuki, do you take Ena as your lawfully wedded wife?”
“Yes.”
“Do you vow to stay by her forever?”

The pink haired girl feels tears spring to her eyes as she stares at Ena.

“I promise. I’ll never leave her again.”

“Okay!!! Now the bride and bride may exchange rings and then kiss!!!”

Cheering fills the air as Mizuki slips a gold ring onto Ena’s ring finger and the brown haired girl does likewise.

Mizuki is the first to wrap her arms around the shorter girl and kiss her as if it was the last thing she could ever do.

Emu doesn’t think she’s ever seen everybody smile this much as petals fly up and then down gracefully onto the floor again.

Maybe they weren’t the most effective things to throw, but nobody cares.

Since they did not have a wedding cake they all got free ice cream from the ice cream man that was also cheering for their marriage from the side.

“Wow this ice cream is bussin. No cap.”
“LEN WHO INVITED YOU.”

VBS Len shrugs and keeps eating the ice cream from An’s phone.

Is that possible idk it is now

Leo/need Luka was crying as well alongside Yuuki who was watching through the group video call from Touya’s phone.

“Little sister I’m so proud of you.... *sniff*”
“Aww don’t cry!! You better come soon and visit, okay?”

Yuuki nods.

“Guys speeches speeches!!!”, Saki exclaims, finishing her ice cream and giving the cone to Tsukasa because she doesn’t like the cone (me fr).

Emu nods in agreement.

“Speeches are essential at a wedding!! I think nightcord should go first!”

“Um... Mafuyu you start...”
“Okay. Mizuki and Ena are so desperately obviously crazily in love with each other I am very glad they’re married. I am also glad Mizuki is back. We all missed you.”
“Mhm. We wish you two the best happy married life even though it’s not legal. Let’s keep working together.”

Everyone claps.

Akito clears his throat and stands where Kanade and Mafuyu previously were, in front of the piano.

“And I’m also glad my sister finally is together with Mizuki because i was really sick and tired of watching her obsess over them. I can’t believe Mizuki is my sister in law now...”

Ena rolls her eyes.

“Ena’s super stubborn but she’ll make you happy. ...probably. Anyway i hope you two live happily and get married super for real in the future.”
“Aww, lil bro really loves us!!”
“Oh, shut up.”

“...but guys, I’m really glad you’re all here today. And I’m glad i can be together with Ena and everyone.”, Mizuki giggles, “And I don’t plan on leaving anytime soon!”
“You idiot, you’re never leaving!”, Ena whines, hugging Mizuki again.

“HA HA HA! THIS IS A SUPER AMAZING YOLOFLEEK MOMENT! So i have brought a little something for you!!”, Tsukasa suddenly shouts, deafening half the people there.

“Brother, you’re gonna attract the whole of Shibuya....”
“My apologies! Now here, take this gift and be jolly!!”
“No way this dude said jolly...”, Nene whispers.

“Wow thanks Tsukasa! We’re gonna open this at home.”
“My house or yours?”
“Idk you choose Ena.”
“Why don’t you?”
“Oh my days... Ena just go Mizuki’s house bro...”

“...soft serve is nice.”
“I can’t believe you haven’t tried it, Miku.”

N25 Miku lightly smiles.

“I’d love to have this again sometime. Since I didn’t get it when I ordered....”
“OI!!! NO CAFE HAS SOFT SERVE!!”, VBS Miku practically screams out of Akito’s phone, pushing Len back.

Somewhere watching them, OG Miku sighs and chuckles to herself.

“These silly children.... well, all’s well that ends well.”

Chapter Text

Shiho: guys do you think i got a good present for my sister
*sent one photo*

Haruka: thats a whole basket full of stuff what the flip

Shiho: oh
I boughtthe dress
Saki and ichi and hona contributed
Thas why it big
Also we made massive card i need eveeyone in miya girls to sign it

Airi: okay dude
We better have one full page as her girlfriends

Shiho: fine
Saki made it so if its bad blame that giel

Saki!: HEY
I MADE IT WITH FIRE AND LOVE

Ichika: yed i can confirm

Honami (2): me theee

Kanade: when is the two gonna be taken off your name

Honami (2): what
Oh
Yeah idk
Im sadly not original honami :(

An: OMG IMAGINEif we also had sekai versions
Nightcord an
I wonder how i would be

Mafuyu: wxs me...

Airi: okay wait its amost lunch @Leo/need
ALSO why are you even telling us here wont shizuku see

Shiho: haruka is distracting her

Saki!: lets give the gifts in the courtyard
Tell haruka to get her there at misdle of lunch

Honami (2): we need to get everyone to sign the card before then

Airi: okay come to rooftop then mmj is there ill tell haruka to take shizuku elsewhere

Shiho: sounds good

Star: I NEED TO GIVE SHIZUKU HER GIFTS TOO

Saki!: DO IT AFTER SKL THEN

Emu!!!: TSUKASA SHOULD BREAK INTO MIYA GIRLS AND DO THE PARTY WITH US!!!

Ichika: um
I dont think thats the best idea...
The runours about him being my boyfriend are gonna resurface again...

Saki!: THE ROMOURS ABOUT WHAT.

Ichika: i swear i told you this 😭😭

Saki!: i mean i heard A BIT but i didnt think it was like that
IS THIS BC HE CAME TO GIMME BACK MY BOOKS THAT ONE TIME

Star: what...
Does everyone not know you and saki are dating...

Ichika: WELL YES BUT THAT ALL GOES OUT THE WINDOW WHEN IM SEEN WITH A MAN OBVIOUSLY.
Sometimes i hate men
Slash jay everyone! Joking!
anyway
is shizuku gone

Rui: 😔 y-y-you hate me...?
| Replying to Ichika: Sometimes i hate m...

Ichika: i dont count you as a man icl

Rui: What
Why

Ichika: i forgor you had a gender icl

Rui: what if i dont

Nene: so you dont?

Rui: idk perhaps i do perhaps i dont ;)

Emu!!!: WOW THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!!!!!!!!
THANKS FOR TELLING US RUI!

Minori: okay
yep yep she went canteen with haruka
| Replying to Ichika: is shizuku gone

Shiho: btw you guys brought ur gifts right

Airi: ovbiously
I wanna add them to the big basket

Shiho: well no shidingle
Anyway
Haeuka can sign after well distract my sis

Saki!: shiho calls shizuku SIS caught in 4k

Shiho: fuck you

Ichika: no

Kohane: guys i wanna sign too
I was at the garden im late

Honami (2): oh are you helping grow the new chrysanthemums!!

Kohane: yep :D
Now IM COMING TO ROOFTOP

Shiho: okay dude
Who else is in miya girls i forgor

Saki!: MAFUYUUUUU @Mafuyu
COME ROOFTOP

Mafuyu: rooftop?
Ive never really went there

Saki!: YOU GOTTA SIGN SHIZUKUS CARD

Mafuyu: ok
im on the way.

Mizuki: aw i wanns sign card i like shizuku

Haruka: GUYS HURRY UP SHIZUKU IS HARD TO DISTRACT OK
SHE WATNS TO SEE YOU TWO @Airi @Minori

Minori: cause she loves us!
Wwre nearly done ok and then kihane and mafuyu have to sign

Haruka: ok
Quickly

Airi: kay
Sending kisses

Haruka: mwah

Minori: MWAHHHHH

Akito: ew lesbians

Touya: but lesbians :(

Akito: okay fine

An: ur literally gay stop being lesbophobic akito shinonome

Ena: i canr believe were reltwd....

Akito: die
AND im not gay idiot

Minori: i have an idea!
Everyone whos not signing send ur messages and we will weite then down!

Mizuki: OMG THATS SUCH FIRE IDEA
OKAY FOR MINE
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIZUKU you’re so pretty and gorgeous and sweet and blue i love you
Have the best day ever SHIZUKUKUKU!
-MIZUKIKIKI”

Ena: “Dear Shizuku,
Have an amazing day! Wish you all the best for the next year :)
- Ena”

Touya: “Happy birthday my fellow blue haired friend :) i hope we can keep being blue together in the coming year alongside your girlfriend haruka and half of An!
-Touya the other blue”

Akito: bro what 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Welp idk shizuku the best but
“Happy birthday shizuku
Have a blessed day :)
-Akito”

An: ME NEXT
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIZUKU
MANY BELATED WISHES!
-An”

Kanade: “happy birthday :)
Blessings for your special day
-Kanade”

Nene: “happy birthday!
Have a good day 👍
-Nene”

Saki!: ig we gotta draw emojis now 🙏
| Replying to Nene: Have a good da...

Nene: not funny

Star: i thouhht it was wuite the funnt!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nene: okay sister lover
WAIT THAT SOUNDS WRONG SHIT

Saki!: WHAT THE FUCK
😟😨

Ichika: oh...

Star: .
Ive never hated you more for making me think .
Moving on
MY SUPER MESSAGE!
“To the amazing beloved Shizuku!!
Have a super yolofleek and amazing day!
Many wishes and congratulations on the new year of your life!!!!!!!!
I hope that we stay accquainted in the years to come :D
You are a very reliable and amazing and super sweet and caring person and older sister!
In fact, you are like a twin to me!!!
Lots of love, your childhood best friend, world future star, yolofleek, TENMA TSUKASA-!”

Shiho: i bags not writinf that

Saki!: ill write it for my loving BROTHER!
Fucking hell i cant keep nenes comment our of my head

Nene: NO
I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

Hatsune Miku ©: better not have
We dont condone sakikasa in this household

Star: we dont condone what now

Saki!: haha lets stop talking about it... 😨

Shiho: yeah hearing you swear is like hearing tsukasa say he thinks youre the worst sister ever and you should kill yourself immediately

Saki!: .
specific but okay

Star: I WOULD NEVER EVEN THINK THAT!

Saki!: i knowww
Dont worry brother

Hatsune Miku ©: When are yall fonna actually surprise shizuku

Shiho: after saki finished writinf kasas message
We wrote basically all of them

Airi: woah that was fast

Honami (2): we are super speedy!
Are you distractinf shizuku @Haruka ?

Haruka: i stole her phone cause there were too many notifs she wanted to see
And then i am uhhh
Were doing dances in the bathroom

Minori: better send me videos

Haruka: yes we are take tiktoks
I will

Airi: whatever does the job ig 🙏🙏

Haruka: tell me when ur doen
Shizuku is gettinf suspixwxious...

Saki!: OKAY WERE DONE
BRING HER TO COURTYARD AND COVER HER EYES THERE OKAY

Haruka: ON IT

Shiho: okay herez the olan
Shizuku will be blundfolded by haruka hands
Then we sneak up behind her
And shout happy birthday
And at that moment haruka will unblindfold here
And shell turn around and be like “WOW!”
Then we give her gofts and mmj can kiss or whatever

Minori: MMMMM YES
IM SO EXCITED EEEEEEEEEEE

Akito: lesbians

An: gay spotted in the wild

Akito: im pan

Emu!!!: i thouhht tou were akito

Akito: you did this last time too emu

Emu!!!: MWEHEHE >:)

Shiho: okay is shizuku there

Haruka: YES I BROUGHT HER BY THE BIGGEST TREE AT THAT BENCH UNDER IT

Shiho: okay plan commence

MMJ Rin ©: COMMENCE!!

___

“Haruka! Why did you cover my eyes? I can’t see your pretty face-!”
“Well, it’s for a good reason! You’ll see soon enough.”

Shizuku can hear the beaming smile in Haruka’s voice, so she doesn’t need to worry.

Besides, she can practically feel it in the air that there’s some sort of surprise coming.

It is her birthday, and while her girlfriends gave her their wishes and hugs and kisses, there was a certainain tint to their smile that let Shizuku know there was something amiss, although not in a negative way.

The blue haired girl hears stifled giggling and some semblances of voices she can recognise behind her, a smile forming on her face.

She’s more excited than surprised when Haruka takes her warm hands off her face and spins her around.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIZUKU!!!”

She was taken aback by the volume of everyone standing there suddenly shouting that at her, though.

Shizuku giggles, feeling Haruka plant a kiss on her right cheek, Airi springing out of the crowd to kiss her left, and Minori literally jumping onto her and pressing kisses all over her face.

Eventually though, she settles on hugging her from the side like Airi and Haruka, letting Shizuku take in everyone else holding a massive basket full of gifts.

“Oh goodness! You guys really didn’t have to do all this for me!!”
“Nonsense!! Come here, sit down and read the card first!”, Saki chirps, and she sits down on the bench.

Shizuku can feel her face muscles aching from her smile just looking at the cover; some of them had tried drawing little pictures of her, all in their own styles and colours.

Honami settled on just drawing a smiley face, but that was kind of expected. No offense to Honami!

There are so many messages that Shizuku thinks it’ll take her a while to read through them, but she read most of them pretty quickly, deciding to leave her girlfriends’ ones, taking up TWO WHOLE PAGES; Saki made the card like a book, and Tsukasa’s long message, for later.

“You guys are so sweet... thank you!! Are these gifts all for me?”
“Obviously. We put all our gifts together to give to you.”
“Aww, i love it! I’m gonna open some of these at home with Shiho!!”

Shiho smirks, nodding.

Since it was lunch, they didn’t have that long to convey birthday wishes, but Shizuku was more than content when her and her girlfriends went back to her locker to somehow fit the basket in.

“So?”
“I loved the surprise!! I knew you three were up to something, hehe.”
“Well, only the best for my darling!”, Minori exclaims, hugging her from behind.

“Stop hogging her. I want a hug too!”, Airi frowns, but it’s one of fondness, definitely.
“Calm down! You’re leaving Haruka out! Come here, I’ll give you all kisses!!”

The joy on their faces was more than enough to give her more happiness than ever.

Chapter Text

Ichika: MAYDAY
MAYDSAY
MAYDAY
HELP ME
HELP

Shiho: what the dongle happened now

Ichika: MY WIFE IS MISSING

Star: WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHES MISSING

Ichika: WE WERE IN THE PARK CHILLING
THEN I WENT TO PUT SOMETHING IN THE BIN
AND I CAME BACK AND SHE WASNT THERE
I CANT SEE HER ANYWHERE

Star: YOU LOST MY SISTER
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
WHERE ARE YOU

Ichika: NOOO ILL FIND HER
WE HAD LIKE A LITTLE FIGHT
BUT
BUT

Star: YOU WHAT NOW
SEND LECOATION

Rui: we have a show in thirty minutes

Star: MY SISTER IS MORE IMPORTANT

Rui: okay

Ichika: NO NO BUT
IT WASNT THAT SERIOUS
IT WASNT EVEN A FIGHT
JUST
IDK

Shiho: oh god
What did you do

Ichika: nOOOO
We were jus walking right
Then saki ran off
And i ran after her
And thats how we got to this park
Yeah idk where we are man
And i was tired and was like
Saki you need to stop running off like a child
I DIDNT MEAN IT IN THE WORST WAY BRAH
I WAS JUS TIRED SO MAYBE IT SEEMED LIKE I WAS MAD AT HER
AND THEN SHE WAS
LIKE
QUIET
AND THEN I SAT DOWN ON A BENCH WITH HER AND FINISHED MY PROTEIN BAR IN SILENCE
SHE LOTRO SAID NOTHING
AND THEN I WENT TO PUT WRAPPER IN BIN
THEN I CAME BACKAND SHE WAS GONE
WHATDO I DO

Star: whatdid i tell you when you started dating saki

Ichika: i knowwwwwwww
I’ll make it ip i promise

Minori: what sid tsukasa tell you

Star: if anyone hurts my sister ill skin them alive and then slit their throat

Minori: oh

Rui: ah

Airi: ichika run

Akito: okay now rhis is barnacles dude
| Replying to Star: if anyone hurts my si...

Shiho: how does anyone love their sibling this much

Nene: saki is a little menace too

An: yeah i cant defend kasa on tis one

Star: i dont flipping care
Ichika im going to do my show because i trust you
If i dont come back and you and saki are happy couple again i will flip

Emu!!!: PLEASE DONT FLIP :(
FLIP IN THE SHOW
THE ACROBATIC PART

Rui: tsukasa come backstage

Star: fine
@Ichika do it

Ichika: i will okay

Hatsune Miku ©: okay

Kagamine Rin ©: wdym okay

Hatsune Miku ©: yed

Kagamine Len ©: banana

Ena: fuckinf hate bananas hope they all go extinct

Akito: for twice i disagree again

Touya: did you by any chance use grammar in that sentence?

Akito: no bro vause like
Ppl are like oh for ONCE i agre
But i disagee
But o always disagree w ena
So
Twice instead of once

Nene: okay i have to give it to you that one was terribly bad

Rui: stop ipading
Get behind the stage brah

Nene: im gonna drown you

Honami (2): ryoma hoshi ahh

Touya: never thought id see the day HONAMI makes a dr ref

Honami (2): ryoma is cute
Kirumi the best girl

Kanade: you literally are kirumi

Honami (2): really?
Wow im happy

Shiho: i want to see you now

Honami (2): um
But im revising for biology
Well im on my break now

Kohane: oh do you havethe test on friday?

Honami (2): yep
Did you already have it?

Kohane: yes
It wasnt that bad
It was good actually

Honami (2): really?
I feel better now

An: GUYS
GUYS

Kohane: yes?

An: im so flipping pissed rn
I got chemistry back
Tell me why i improved only five percent from last test

Kohane: but now youre in the eighties!

An: I GOT 82% THATS HORRIBLE
LIKE IRS OKAY IG BUT THE TEST WAS EASY
I LOST SILLY MARKS UHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF WHY DO I NEVER DO WELL IN SCIENCE

Akito: calm down
Thats not a bad score bro
Besides you never get below seventy

An: BUT I NEVER GET OVER EIGHTY LIKE WHY IS THAT MY RANGE
I HATE MYSELF

Kohane: noooo
Dont hate yourself because i dont condone an-haters
Im gonna come over bc youre probably angry rn

An: okay
Can you bring that lavender dough thing

Kohane: ahhh
Okay :)

An: yay

Shizuku: that was! Sweet!

Shiho: that was! Gay!

Saki!: that was! Mean!

Honami (2): SAKI!
Did ichikafind you?

Saki!: what
Im with her

Ichika: SAKI
SAKI
SAKI
IM SORRYYYYYYYY
FORGIVE ME
PLEASE COME BACK
DONT ABANDON ME PLEASE

Saki!: what the DONGLE
Why would i abandon you my dear

Ichika: you were mad at me and then you left

Saki!: what
OH WAITidk where i am bro

Shiho: girl bye
Ichika stop worrying about this idiot

Saki!: anger emoji
Wait im confused

Ichika: IM confused
Where are you

Saki!: uhhhh idk but it smells like drugs
I kind of just followed this CUTE grey/white cat And yeah

Ichika: oh my goodness
Sakiii im worried where the flip are you
Im coming to search
What does it look like around you

Saki!: brick wall
It has grafitti on it
Also there are a few guys hanging around
Maybe thats where the drug smell is coming from...

Ichika: do not fear for your wife will save you

Saki!: oh um i kind of walked away

Ichika: oh

Minori: this is physically hirting me
Jus get back together you two lesbians

Ichika: actually
SAKI THEN WHY WERE YOU MAD

Saki!: BRO I WASNT MAD AT YOU WHAT

Ichika: THEN WHY DIDNT YOU TALK TO ME

Saki!: DIDNT I TELL YOU ABT MY MOUTH ULCER
IT HIRTS TO MOVE MY MOUTH

Ichika: WHAT
NO YOU DIDNT

Saki!: damn
Well yeahthats why i cant really speak

Akito: is tsukasa aware of this

Saki!: um
No
I forgor to tell him

Mizuki: bro hes gonna flip

WxS Miku ©: hes flipping rn its so funny

Saki!: WAIT WHY DIDNT HE INVITE ME TO HIS SHOW

WxS KAITO ©: its a tiny tester one ig in another stage somewhere
So hes like when i do trily stardom worthy show ill imvite everybody

Saki!: but every show he does is stardom worthy :(
In fact he is always stardom worthy

Shizuku: awwwwww
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Shiho: -_-

Kanade: miku
@Hatsune Miku

Hatsune Miku ©: if you ask me another question i will shred you to pieces

Kanade: technically im not
Can you answer my qhestionr on that form thing

Hatsune Miku ©: ugh
Fine

Mafuyu: i think i like question answeing time

Kanade: YAY me too mafuyu :)

Mafuyu: :)

Hatsune Miku ©: “can a sekai be made based of the hunger of babies? Like a bunch of babies so determined to have thier milk that a sekai was made for them”
Who thought of this

Shizuku: that was me!!

Hatsune Miku ©: the answe is no.
No music = no sekai
Unless you have the other peo
Um actually nvm moving on
“is there a sekai that that wants to surpass from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king wheres my crown thats my bling always trouble when i ring”
My ears are bleeding from reasing this

Touya: wouldnt tour eyes bleed?

Hatsune Miku ©: fuck off
Anyway
All the sekais have surpassed that somg already bc its do bad
So tehnically
Yes
What a stupid question

Shiho: i bet it was saki

Saki!: WAS NOT

Hatsune Miku ©: “When will ruikasa finally get together🙏 theyre more oblivious than akitouya…”
Lets ask the men themselves
@Rui @Star
Whens the wedding

Emu!!!: THEYRE CHANGING!!!!

Nene: together.
By choice.

Saki!: oh my fridingulars
When will they stop being dense

Star: HELLO MY DEAR COMRADES!!
SISTER!
HAVE YOU REJNITED WITH
YOUR LOVE?
@Ichika ?????????

Ichika: yes saki wasnt mad at me at all she just has a mouth ulcer and cant speak
But i still cant find her hmm

Star: SHE HAS A WHAT
@Saki! WHY DODNT YOU TELL ME
I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE
NOT TALKING FOR A DAY AS PRAYER OR FASTING OR SOMETHINF IDK

Saki!: i forgor

Star: itd okay saki
Where are you

Saki!: i dee kay

Rui: oh my flip
Turn ur location on

Saki!: it doesnt work

Shiho: what has blud gotten into

Saki!: SHUT UP

Rui: ill track your number then

Saki!: you can?

Star: really?

Rui: ill do it for tenmas (minus touya)

WxS Rin ©: are you sure you mean the younger tenma too

Rui: oh yeah sure

An: down bad down BADDDD

Rui: no im up good
Cool emoji

Nene: that was the unfunniest thing ever
I hope you never speak again

Rui: and i think i should throw this brick at you

Emu!!!: WHERE DID YOU GET A BRICK FROM!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAA

Rui: it jus appeared

Mizuki: bro said it jus appeared
I bet you were doing some freaky experiment and ir made a brick

Rui: NO
the only experiment i was doing js trying to make energy from nuclesr fusion without outtinf more energy into it than i get out

Touya: you do know nobody has done that yet

Rui: ill be the revolutionary scientist
My brains shall not go to waste in this lifetime

Ena: whatever
Answer the qhestion

Rui: wgat question

Mizuki ^^^
| Replying to Hatsune Miku ©: when will r...

Star: i dont know what you mean
Me and rui are already together

Saki!: YOU GUYS GOT TOGETHER AND DIDNT TELL ME???????

Star: YOUVE ALWAYS KNOWN RUI WAS MY BEST FRIEND WHAT

Saki!: oh
Got my hopes up there :(

Mizuki: atp theyre trolling us because i canr do this anymore

Rui: atp?
The fomr of energy that plants release in respiration?

Mizuki: oh my feinioys you're actually such an oddball

Rui: you know what they say
Oddball smartness syndrome

MEIKO ©: I know damn well that'd not a thing 💀💀💀

Rui: never said it was
You all have been fooled by my foolery!

Hatsune Miku ©: you guys are such stupids

Kanade: miku why is there a brick in my room
And why is it in my dads room

Mafuyu ©: I found one in my pillow
I was wondering why it was hard this morning

Minori: wait
WHAT THE DONGLE THEFES ONE IN MY BAG
I thought it was my books...

Airi: we don't even have skl

Minori: yeah but I keep my books in there abway

Haruka: who doesn't?
You're always right darling

Minori: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Akito: unfazed emoji

An: do you guys think it's likerobin hood
He puts money for poor
Like someone gave us bricks

Emu!!!: I DIDNOT UNDRDSTAND WHAT THE FLIP

Ena: girl bye that's not even robin hood

Mizuki: An us such a idiot

An: kill yourself
YOU GET MY GIST ANYWAY GRRR

Saki!: guys I found Ichi

Star: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Shiho: don't do silly like that again saki

Saki!: probably not 👍
Anyway we kissed
Ichika is sleepy so I'm gonna come hone with her okay @Star

Star: yes of course
I'm nearly home
I'll make dinner

Saki!: nooo let's make it together!

Star: OF COJRDE MY DESR SISTEDR!!!!

Leo/need Luka ©: awwwww
So cute

WxS KAITO ©: THEYRE SO CUTE
CUTEST SIBLINGS

Ena: whatever

Akito: bro its true

Ena: whatever

Akito: girl
Come get your pugf pastry thing from kitchen

Ena: OH YEAH

Mizuki: THE ONE I BOUGHT FO YOU
YAY
it taxes fire trust

Ena: I know it looks scrummyyyy
I was on a diet but whatever cheat day ig

Haruka: wowow twininin
I on diet too

Airi: I didn't see you eat anything

Haruka: I forgor

Shizuku: oh hell no!!
I'm dropping off Apple pie to your house IMMEDIATELY!

Honami (2): can I have some too :))))

Shizuku: of course sister in law!!!
I will come round to yours too
@Shiho come with me!

Shiho: fine
Only for Honami

Mafuyu: why else

Kanade: word

Minori: OMG GUYS DID YOU HEAR SOUTH KOREA MARITAL LAW OR SOMETHING

An: isn't that marriage

Nene: nah bro it was like military took over or something and then all the MPs climbed over to vote them out in like two hours
Was crazy

Emu!!!: OOH OOH I SAW THAT ON MY YAHOO!!!!

Akito: AHAHSSHSHSJSJHAAJ
BRO STILL USE YAHKO IN THE BIG 2024

Touya: I use yahoo too

Akito: I'm switching to yahoo soon 👍

Ena: most DOWN BAD BITCH IVE EVER SEEN
HOW YOU GONNA DISS EMU
EMU IS SO SWEET

Akito: I don't care

Ena: misogynistic caught in 4k

Akito: WHERE DID YOU PULL THAT OUT FROM

Mizuki: gasp
Lil bro how could you

Akito: enas a list
I mean a liar

Rui: Ena RN:
1. ----
2. ---
3. ---
| Replying to Akito: enas a list

Akito: OH MY GOD SHUSH

Emu!!!: I REMEMBER MEETING A MISOGYNIST ONCE!!

An: tell me about it
They're everywhere bro
Although looking back its kinda funny

Emu!!!: RIGHR????
'Why are you so loud for a girl'
Why do you hate joy

Saki!: LMAOOO
Its funny hearing them try
@Star I'm home but I forgot my key are you there

Star: IM LITERALLY AT THE ROAD ILL BE THERE IN SECONDS

Saki!: oka

Kohane: sharing experiences with misogynists?
Count me in
'Your so loud. Its very unwomanly.....'
IM DISAPPOINTED YOU HAVE SUCH A FRAGILE EGO THAT YOU CANT BEAR IT IF I UTTER A WORD OVER 2 DECIBELS

An: COOKED
ATE

Touya: clap clap clap

Rui: who are you clapping?

Shiho: .

Kanade: I wonder who....
@Akito ...

Akito: what
WHAT
TOUYA DID NOT EAN IT LIKE THAT

Touya: sure

VBS Miku ©: STOP BEING SO FUCKINF GAY WHY ARE THERE PRDE FLAGS IB THE CAFE

An: oh boy now it'll feel like home

VBS Miku ©: just wait till I catch you

Mizuki: what actually is this beef going on
Jus be friends

Kohane: ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST BE FRIENDS

An: JUST BE FRINDS

Ena: JUST BW FRIENDS

Hatsune Miku ©: say the down bad people 🙏
Anyway
Someone said they're sending the Vocaloids IRS.
We have ammunition.
Beware.
You cannot hurt us.
Also were not really real so... Haha take that

Rui: that was me haahahahahahaahahhahahaahahahha

WxS MEIKO ©: what's the IRS

Rui: that's for me to know and for you to find out

Akito: I don't think we want to know
Good night
Im taking a nap

Ena: it's early

Akito: English tired me so bad
Night

Touya: sweet dreams :)

Akito: <333

Nene: ew gay

An: abbhorent behaviour hmph

Hatsune Miku ©: now now children
Gayness is key to the Sekai

Mafuyu: but I'm not gay and I made the sekai myself?

Hatsune Miku ©: you're Mafuyu

Mafuyu: hmmm

Ena: fym hmmm

Kanade: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mafuyu: yes

Ena: .

Chapter Text

Saki!: guys I just had some great cake

Ichika: I have better cake
Come here

Saki!: your class?
Sure
What cake?

Ichika: surprise ;)

Mizuki: thats a lil sus my homies

An: in school too is crazyyyy

Akito: i dont ever wanna hear you two speak again on any medium because what

Mizuki: chillax lil bro
Its ichisaki
My suspicions are valid

Saki!: THATS NOT TRUE
IM HUNGRY OKAY
I just want some cake

Mizuki: what kind of cake lil bro
Raises eyebrow

Star: EXCHSE ME
DONT YOU DARE ACCUSE MY YOUNGER SUSTEE OF ANYTHING

Mizuki: what if i dare

Star: then the dare will dare you

Mizuki: what if i dare the dare back

Star: then it cancels out because two negative equal positive

Kohane: i think bros lost the point 🙏

Minori: ABABABABANJAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAH
thats funnt now

Haruka: why are you actually laughing help
I can see you giggling
Its cute

Minori: hqkwbsjsbajqhqiwjsjsb i just dies

Mafuyu: bro just dies 🙏

Kanade: mafuyu...?

Mafuyu: ?
I am getting with the times
Its normal now right?

Ena: please never say that ever again
In fact do not even use the pray emoji

Mafuyu: why

Shizuku: BECAUSE ITS SO NOT
M A F U Y U CORE!

Shiho: um
Sure

Kanade: um
Mafuyu you can say whatever you want to

Mafuyu: death threats?

Akito: only to tenma siblinfs

Star: YOU MENACE
FUCK YOU

Saki!: brother what is this use of language???!!??

Star: NO IM SORRY
COVER YOUR EYES SAKI

Shiho: shes intently looking ay her phone

Saki!: I HATE TOU
I HOPE THE TEACHER CATCHES YOU

Shiho: at this rate the teachers gonna catch you
And then youll get another detention
Which better not happen cause thats one hour of practice wasted

Star: wait WHAT
WHEN DID YOU GET DETENTION

Saki!: um
That wasnt my fault
Anyway moving on
Lets keep learning

Emu!!!: NOOO I WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS SO FUNNYYYYYY

Kohane: shiho told me about it 😭😭
Truly only somethinf saki would do

Touya: what did she do?

Saki!: NO
NOTHING
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

Akito: wait I’m interesting now
I wanna know

Shiho: i will tell you
Basically

Saki!: NO
I WILL TELL SHIZUKU ABOUT HOW YOU PUT THE BLANKET OVER HER WHEN SHES ASLEEP CAUSE SHE ALWAYS FORGETS

An: bro did not fulfill the future tense

Haruka: now thats cute actually

Airi: who could not be a softie for shizuku

Minori: YES
shiho so sweet
I love hinomori siblings

Shiho: im going to throw my desk at you.
Delete that NOW BEFORE SHE SEES

Saki!: hmmm
Oh sht the teacher is coming

Shiho: NO
DELETE IT IDC

Shizuku: why is everyone here??
OH MY GOSH
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shiho: oh no

Saki!: btw lunch starts in five minutes

Shiho: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
SAKI I FLIPPING HOPE YOU DIE

Saki!: me too

Ichika: what
Wdym me too

Mafuyu: me three

Akito: everyone hopes they die

Star: WHAT
GUYS NO
SEEK HELP PLEASE
SAKI TALK TO ME
AND MAFUYU
AND AKITO MY GINGER JUNIORU

Saki!: I DIDNT EVEN MEAN THAT
im okay
Anyway i cant wait to see shizuku running into our classroom and huggin shih
Oh shes here

Emu!!!: WOAH!!!!
BIG SIS HUG!!!
This is crazy!!!

Airi: bro shizuku literally zoomed to shihos class

Kohane: wait thats sweet
Im in the garden

Mafuyu: you’re always at the garden
You really like the chrysanthemums?

Kohane: yep!
Im glad the schools letting us grow them!
They have a big fish tank too, you should come and see it!

Mafuyu: what fish?

Kohane: theres no fish in it rn but i think theyre gonna add rasboras

Mafuyu: really?
I’ll come see it soon
tomorrow?

Kohane: okay!
Jus come to the garden at lunch

Mafuyu: k

Saki!: guys help shihos chasing me down im running

Shiho: i will find you.
But for now im gonna say ur detention story

Saki!: NO PLS

Mizuki: no tell actually i am curious interested liek lil bro

Shiho: basically
One day we were doig maths
And because this idiot is always eepy she was eeping
But it was so bait bro full on knocked out on her desk and snoring a little too
Sleeping like a baby
Then the teacher came over and i was like she gonna get it now hahaha
The teavher shook saki
And then harder cause she wouldnt wake up
GUESS WHAT THIS STUPID SAID
“Nooooo.... brother give me five more minutes....”

Ena: BAHAHAHAHAHAHSHHSHAHAJAHAHHAHAHA

Kanade: HELP ME
THts the funniest thing ive heard all day
Started chucklinf

Akito: OH GOD

Shiho: AND THATS NOT ALL EITHER
SHE DIDNT EVEN WAKE UP AFTER THAT AND THE TEACHER LITERALLY SMACKED HER ON THE HEAD
KEEP IN MIND THE WHOLE CLASS IS DUING OF LAUGHTER
AND SHE GOES “Wait noooo don’t make Rui use the electroruidon wakerupper 3069 I’ll get up soon”

Rui: AHAHAHSHAHA
YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME RN

An: SAKI GENUINELY TAKES ME OUT

Touya: mizuki looks like shes having a seizure 😭😭😭

Shiho: NAH BRO ITS FUNNER IF I SAY IT IN PERSON
BUT EITHER way
Saki is stupid

Leo/need Rin ©: STOP IT I CANR BREATHE
COME SEKAI LATER AND TELL OTJER BOCALOIDS
THIS CAUSE WHAT

Ichika: you know thatstory never fails to make me laugh 😭
My wife is so flipping cute

Saki!: FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
I HATE YOU
not my wife bviously mwah @Ichika
THAT WAS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
okay a lil bit but ANYWAY
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF THAT WAS SO EMBARASSIMG

Star: i dont even know what to say
You thoihht i was waking you uo 😭

Saki!: STOPPP

Star: im sorry
HELP I CANR DO IT ILL ASMIT IT
THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE HEARD THIS WHOLE YEAR

Akito: from THE saki lover (sibling) is CRAAAAAZY 💀💀🙏🙏🙏

Airi: bro betrayed his sister

Saki!: im actually sad now

Star: nooo
It was cute story okau
And it shows that i will not wake you up
Likerhat again!!!
But you gotta admit it was funny

Saki!: only becausr youre saying it
Fine whatever guys

An: um
I dont think mizuki is okay

Akito: YOU THINK???
I WALK INTO THE CLASS AND MIZUKI IS FLOPPING LIKE A FISH ON THE FLOOR
IDEK IF SHES LAUGHING OR CRYINF ANMORE
@Shiho @Saki THIS IS YOUR FAULT

Saki!: aw HELL nah i didnt do NOTHING
ITS SHIHOS FLIPPING FAULT

Shiho: im not the one who is always eeping in class

Rui: you know saki i do have a kamishirosleepn’t bot i could hive you
It prevents eepiness
In class

Saki!: i dont want you and your inventions anywhere near me
when you and tsukasa get married im checking all of your inventions

Star: WHAT
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

Hatsune Miku ©: gay gay gay
Anyway
Just know i laughed the hardest i have done in years at that story
You lot are so stupid
I love tou all

Honami (2): aww
We love you too
Please remove the two from my name please im
The real honami trust :(

Hatsune Miku ©: bro you can do it yourself you loterally have admin

Honami(2): WaiT REALLY
OH MY GOSH
UAY

Honami (2) changed their name to Honami

Honami: IM FREE
IM HONAMI

Shiho: YAY!

Rui: who else has admin?

Hatsune Miku ©: definitely not you

An: HAHA now that was a good one

Akito: “that was a joly whimsical knee slapper!” Ahh comment

An: “this’ll teach em” ahh ahh

Akito: ok

Hatsune Miku ©: guys
Can anyone understabd this
“what if you like take a sekai and another sekai and they like get busy or something and there is a baby sekai would the sekai be its own thing or like an amalgamation of both or would it not happen because sekais don’t replicate like that because they mitosis or worrying I don’t know, if sekais are pthe order weeduwooubthriughnmitoeienhejnunhwvebw reeking the whole thing norihwhiubeokeneejwino eye like they busnorigwhkube sekai they are pests and they shirts around and eat the Foxwoods cheese or something, my guess it is probably some sort of bagpipe sekai it feels right irnsoemehingbindinrnkjieninsknsybtei orrcentbbeish and I think this has become increasingly indelresshkensinineikknsronrskhkijgbsibiurnbsbyndejsisnjie”

Minori: what is foxwoods cheese

Kagamine Rin ©: op doesnt know either so ig none of us do 🙏

Rui: i know

Hatsune Miku ©: know what

Rui: i just know

Hatsune Miku ©: oh my gyatt bro
Youre so annoying
Well anyway
Ig the answer to that question is sekakswisinwjajsbsjwbeejelh
Actually sekais can split
But thats rare
Anyway

Ena: wait how

Hatsune Miku ©: when someone dies
Or a long time after hating someone
Say youre in a group
And you die
Your fragment sekai splits off into a separate little bubble
But it also stays with the group sekai
Because feelings last a long time
Until all the members of your sekai are dead
Also if you have really really stron feelings of not wanting to be witj someone
After a long time of consistently having these feelings
Your sekai can split
Though we usually get everyone out when this happens to prevent getting trapped in the intersections

Nene: wait but how can the fragmebt sekai be in both the group one and on its own

Hatsune Miku ©: its complictaed
We dont even understabd fully but
Its kind of like quantum physics

Rui: like in enzymes
Where the hydrogen can just be by oxygen when it needs to
But doesn’t physically move there?

Hatsune Miku ©: yep
Just like that

Emu!!!: MY HEAD HURTS THINKING ABT THIS!!!!

MEIKO ©: dont deep it its jus sekai stuff

Kohane: ive learnt to just out it down to sekai physics
We humans will never understand

Touya: yed
But i think itd be nice too
@Rui cant you do some experiments and figure out what causes this

Rui: moku wont let me
Something about fiddling withcode can lead to viruses and death of humanity idk

Star: WHAT
SEKAI IS THAT DANGEROUS??

Hatsune Miku ©: nah we have protection
Just DONT change anything or it WILL have consequences

Shizuku: thats scary.....
...

Shiho: idc
Sekai is sekai

Kanade: yes now anser more wuestions

Hatsune Miku ©: tf is up with you and questions
Okay whatever
“so if sekais are made from feelings and music, what if a group whos passion to make songs about diarrhea is so strong they made a diarrhea sekai, what would the vocaloids look like????”
That hasn’t happened yet, i hope it wont, and probably brown theme idk man use ur imagination

Ena: uhh
Well ok
Wait am i the only one with brown hair here

Minori: erm
I have too

Ena: but that doesnt count

Minori: EXCUSE ME
my brown is just light

Ena: whatever
Im the best brown hair though

Mizuki: YES

Akito: no

MEIKO ©: I ALSO HAVE BROWN HAIR

Ena: okay actually i like your hair

N25 MEIKO ©: okay

Hatsune Miku ©: moving on
“Is their a drake miku in a drake sekai? And i their a kendrick lamar sekai miku having beef with her rn? Is that beef well done or medium rare? And if that beef is fcuking raw is their a gordan ramsei sekai miku about to cook it right and swear his ass of?”
Well id like to think that the beef would be well done and my other mikus would cook drake and kendrick lamar and cook beef GOOD
#fireemoji

Ichika: who would be in the drake sekai with him though

Rui: you

Saki!: what

Rui: singer
Lalalalalalalaa

Mizuki: HELP me bro said lalalalalalalaa

Nene: have you ewcovered from your seizure

Mizuki: YES

Saki!: >:(

Mizuki: BAHAHAHA IRS SAKI

Saki!: I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHINF

Akito: oh my lord
Why is she laughing again

Saki!: WHAT
ykw idec i hate mizuki

Ena: no

Hatsune Miku ©: beefing mizu ans saki
Hahaha lol
Anyway
“Okay since someone established that their is no baby milk sekai Then is thier a cocomelon sekai with babies s8nce technically cocomelon has SONGS and sekai has to have SONGs so is ghier a baby song sekai? Or a cocmelon one? Or a BABY SHARK DOODODODOD sekai?”
Icl this one creative
The answer is [REDACTED CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION]
not in this reality

Mafuyu: thanks for info 👍

Hatsune Miku ©: next

Touya: wait wait wait wait in the cocomelon universe they have sekai?

Hatsune Miku ©: smart boy
Everyone clap for touya

Akito: clap clapc alpc alcpalcpaclap clapclapclap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Touya: :) <3333

Akito: QNWKWKWK
<3

Hatsune Miku ©: akitouya core
Next question
“Can i have [REDACTED] x anonymous GG? Pleaseeee?”
No.
Moving on.
“Can i form a sekai based on my down bad feelings for women because of how pretty they are? Especially when am listening to songs by women and thier voice is so damn pretyy?”
Whatsoet of question is this

Kagamine Rin ©: the answr is onviously yes

Hatsune Miku ©: precisely
Lets list women lovers
Saki
Ichika
Shiho
Honami
Airi
Haruka
Minori
Shizuku
Ena
Mizuki
Kanade
Kohane
An
Emu
Nene

Akito: thats liteally EVERYONE WHO GIRLS minus mafuyu

Hatsune Miku ©: um
Yeah thats on yall

Airi: now what the FLIP is that meant to mean

MEIKO ©: why are you lesbiab

Saki!: because women

Ichika: women <33
Best woman is saki

Shiho: no
Best woman honami

Honami: :D we are all best women

Minori: HELL YEAH

Haruka: yes!

Star: YES

Ena: bros tryna blend in
We all know you dont like women 🙏

Star: you are wrong
Idc who i like
I like who i like okay
A star is a star

Mizuki: okay but we all know you like a non-woman

Rui: who?

An: bro i canr do this
Just give up everybody

WxS Len ©: give up on ruikasa

Rui: no
I mean whatwhats that

Nene: down bad
You cant hide it anymore

Rui: i am bomb

Nene: okay

Rui: i am radioactive

Nene: okay

Saki!: i dont let my brother marry radioactive people

Star: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM
IM NOT MARRYING RUI OKAY

WxS MEIKO ©: i saw you two passionatwly making out ins ekai

Star: we were practicing a scene?

Saki!: okay thats enough everyone shush and go back to school

An: nope we have half day soirs finished

Shiho: WHAT
FUCK MIYA GIRLS MAN

Honami: thats not fair bro

Kohane: noooo
Im the only one in vbs who doesnt have kaniyama :(

An: is okay wife
I kiss you when skl finish

Kohane: yay

KAITO ©: all couples must kiss today
Kaito order

Saki!: gladly

Mizuki: we know you lesbian
@Ena

Kanade: hypeocrkte
Anyway
I wanna kiss girl

Kagamine Rin ©: YKTHERESTHIS SUPERRRRR FIT ACTRESS INDIA SEKAIS/SOURH ASIA SEKAIS AREOBSESSED WITH

Mafuyu: Aishwarya Rai?

Kagamine Rin ©: wow yes
She is soooooo fine bro

Kanade: OH MYGOD I AGREE
SAMANTHA TOO

Rui: I LOVE HER

Nene: how do you guys know these actresses

Rui: yk thatone snapchat filter withthe guy smiling on the side

Emu!!!: I LOVE THAT ONE

Rui: yeah
Hes a tamil actor
Sivakarthikeyan
And then i researched abt loads of south asain actors
Fireemojicore

Kanade: and then he rambelwd abot them to me at one am bc nobody else was available

Rui: precisely

Kohane: since were talking about actresses can we talk abt the main girl in welcome to samdalri

Honami: OH MY GOODNESS SHES SO AMAZING

Star: ahhhh i watched that kdrama with saki

Saki!: YED
i like her sister though
The one who has a little girl

Megurine Luka ©: theres so many fine actresses huhhuhuhuh

Touya: and actors

Rui: yed
Such as tsukasa
I mean what who said that

Star: awww

Saki!: okay you two HAVE to be trolling
Brother are you sure you’re not hiding anhthing from me

Star: um
No

Saki!: .
Kay guess im not gonna give you the goods

Star: NOOOOOO
IM NOT

Saki!: just wait till i come home

Mizuki: tsukasa is in hot water

Ena: no hes in cold water

Akito: girl bye

Ena: boy hi

flower ©: girl hi
Boy bye

KAITO ©: why are you still here

flower ©: 190610

KAITO ©: okay
Anyway @Hatsune Miku please gimme ice cream

Hatsune Miku ©: paint your nails your blue again then
I wont tolerate anyone taking MY blue

KAITO ©: :(
Okay
I just felt like doing lighter blue

Mizuki: hey dont bully kaito
We love kaito

N25 KAITO ©: okay

Mizuki: i meant og kaito

N25 KAITO ©: okay

Chapter Text

Hatsune Miku ©: guess what time it is

Kanade: question time?

Hatsune Miku ©: .
Ykw fine
Let's do questions first children

Mafuyu: aw hell YES

Ena: .
Please.

Mafuyu: k I'll stop
Chillax bro

Mizuki: WHO POSSESSED YOU OH MY LORD
IM SCARED

Kanade: yeah so um
Question time?

Hatsune Miku ©: this is what addiction looks Like

Kanade: yef
Question is my drug

MEIKO ©: alcohol is my drug
Is so good

KAITO ©: what did we say avout convincing minors to drink alcohol meiko

MEIKO ©: come on dude
That wasn't even me

VBS KAITO ©: STILL YOU EVEN IF IT WSS VBS MEIKO

VBS MEIKO ©: I DIFNY FLIPPING FO ANYTHING
ITS NKT LIKE I GAVE AKITO ALCOHOL ANYWAY

Akito: this id abt the time you recomedned me alovjol isn't it
And the time I thought you gave some to me
But it was acc tea

Hatsune Miku ©: STOP
IF YOU DONT STOP GIVING MINORS ALCOHOL WERE GONNA GET ARRESTED

Haruka: really now

Hatsune Miku ©: okay nobody asked you Haruka kiritani

Airi: hey
Don't mess with e girlfejfns
Or else

Mizuki: 'you will see my dark side' ahh response

Ena: 'that was such a funny ahh response' ahh response

Minori: great!
I understood that really well!

Shizuku: letter!

Shiho: three letters

Shizuku: shi !

Shiho: oh my dongles

Saki!: 'I facepalm in exasperation' ahh

Shiho: shut it you noodle

Saki!: okay now that was uncalled for
I'm not that skinny