Chapter 1: 'Cause for a moment, a band of thieves in ripped up jeans got to rule the world
Chapter Text
[The Seven + 3 bonus members]
Seaweed Brain- GUYS I JUST SAW MALCOlM PACE AND CONNER STOLL MAKING OUT IN THE BIG HOUSE
Seaweed Brain- OMG IT FINALLY HAPPENED IM SO HAPPY AHHJDVRJ
Seaweed Brain- @ Wise Girl you owe me 35 Dracmas
Wise Girl- 👁👄👁🔫 no... but also yes it has been so infuriating their constant pining for each other
I'm a mf Tree- The younger one???? Or the older one?????
Mrs McSteamy- The younger one... no actual way @Seaweed Brain are you telling the truth????
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- no perce you're bullshitting right?????
Seaweed Brain- No I'm acc not bs thoooo it's true Mr D can confirm
Prince Death- YES TRAVIS OWES MY 50 DRACMAS! I so fucking happy
Bad Romance- just me or is anyone else superrrrr confused??
I'm a mf Tree- ill dm you pooks 💋💋
Horse gurl resurrected- and me pookalishus 💋💋💋
I'm a mf Tree- ofc pookie bear 🫦
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- stop flirting w/ my gf pls 🥲
I'm a mf Tree- no 🥰
I saw Superman fly away- I'm still so confused 🥲🥲
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- dw gorgeous it's fine it's a camp hb thing xx
I saw Superman fly away- ty ml ❤️❤️
Seaweed Brain- shit
Wise Girl- shit?
Seaweed Brain- SHIT, malcom saw me
Seaweed Brain- he's trying to deny it, but I did get pics
Mrs McSteamy- SENT RN
* Seaweed Brain sent 10 attachments *
Prince Death- Oml yes, will is so happy too
Seaweed Brain- I'm telling Travis tho cus I saw it happen
Bad Romance- Fineeeeee
[The Prankers gc]
* Seaweed Brain sent 10 attachment *
The older "twin"- WHAT!?!? CONNER NO WAY YOU MF THATS WHERE YOU WEREEEEEE
[@Seaweed Brain changed @imthebetterStoll name to @Malcolm's blood bank]
Malcolm's blood bank- Percius Jackson I hate you 😭
The older "twin"- you little shit I'm telling mom rn fucker
The older "twin"- shit I owe Nico 50 Dracmas
Seaweed Brain- @Malcolm's blood bank no you fucking don't, anyways you helped me earn 35 Dracmas from annie
[ The Seven + 3 bonus members]
Prince Death- @Seaweed Brain how did it go????
I'm a mf Tree- Yeah how did it go hoe????
Seaweed Brain- Travis is currently trying to murder his brother, and snitching to their mom, it's really funny
Wise girl- Good cus I'm taking the piss out of malcom and sticking the photos on the wall of the cabin
[The Vampire & Seaweed Brain's private messages]
The Vampire- I fucking hate you dickhead, your lucky annie likes you
Seaweed Brain- Love you to pookie wookie 💋🫦💋🫦
The Vampire- You are lucky your my pookie bear 🫦💋
Seaweed Brain- 💋💋
[The Seven + 3 bonus members]
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- I just saw malcolm running to cabin 3 perce your fuvked😬
I SET FIRE TO TEH RAIN- fuckrd*
I SET FIRE TO THE RRAIN- Ffs fucked**
I saw Superman fly away- you did it babe👏👏👏
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- You did not just do that, this is why you're my favourite preator
Bad Romance- EXUSE MEEEE 🖕
Seaweed Brain- actually leo, me and Malcolm are pookies so he coming to watch movies :P fucker
Mrs McSteamy- Ha take that pookie wookie woo
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- 🖕
Mrs McSteamy- 🥰🥰❤️❤️💋💋
Chapter 2: It's Nice to Have a Friend
Summary:
Nico, Percy, Jason and frank have unhealthy obsessions with music/musicals
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Or percy, jason, nico and frank are now quoting taylor swift, chappell roan, and hamilton because I also have unhealthy obsessions with those things tbh***
Also Piper is having a gay crisis 🫶🤭🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Notes:
This chapter has quotes from Taylor Swift, Chappell Roan and Hamilton. If you don't like any of these please skip this chapter it isn't relevant to the plot of the fic and was just for fun, it does have some bits that may be relevant in the future but you won't miss much if you don't read this chapter.
If I've missed anything in the tags please tell me in the comments!
Enjoy! 🫶🫶🫶🫶
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
[The Seven + 3 bonus members]
Horse gurl resurrected- gays I think will just asked nico out on a date cause he not saying anything
Prince Death- HDDGBDYDBDDF HAZEL SHUT THE FUCK UP TWAT!!!!
Mrs McSteamy- no Hazel continue to tell pookster 💋💋
Is it's a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- oh my gods I'm coming to cabin 13 rn
Seaweed Brain- why did I just see clarisse sprinting to the hades cabin??
Wise Girl- dw babe, it's fine ❤️❤️
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Seaweed Brain- And you can aim for my heart, go for blood
But you would still miss me in your bones
And I still talk to you (when I'm screaming at the sky)
And when you can't sleep at night (you hear my stolen lullabies)
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- Perce as much as I love your taylor swift obsession, and love mother swift stop quoting her plsssss 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Seaweed Brain- If a man talks shit I owe him nothing (no pookie bear 💋🫦)
I'm a mf Tree- leo don't try I've been trying to stop him for 4 years now it doesn't work 😭😭
Wise Girl- Thals I think he wants percy to do is stop quoting sad songs
I saw Superman fly away- guys I'm sorry but
I saw Superman fly away- I need to quote our second queen
Bad Romance- NO PLEASE NO!!!!!!
Horse gurl resurrected- what's so bad about who he's gonna quote???
Bad Romance- she's not bad but he quotes her atleast 10 times a day
I saw Superman fly away- Snap and clap and touch your toes! Raise your hands, now body roll
H-O-T-T-O-G-O!
H-O-T-T-O-G-O!
You can take me hot to go! H-O-T-T-O-G-O! You can take me hot to go
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- CHAPPELL ROAN, MY QUEEN
Mrs McSteamy- Well done jason you unleashed Frank's inner Roanie
Mrs McSteamy- Congratulations
Prince Death- Congratulations 🙌 you have invented a new kind of stupid. A damage you can never undo kind of stupid 🤭 hamilton
Seaweed Brain- oh well fucking done pipes you have brought out neeks inner hamilton kinnie
Wise Girl- gods noooo it took months for him to stop quoting it after he watched it for the first time
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- Oh no please no I have a grudge with that musical after 3 and a half months of quoting it
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Is it a bird, it a bear, no its Frank- Pink Pony Club!
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club!
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in West Hollywood!
Mrs McSteamy- OH GODS NOOO PLS NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭 IM BEGGING YOU NOOOO!!!!!!!
I saw Superman fly away- Im gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club!
I'm up and jaws are on the floor!
Lovers in the bathroom and a line outside the door!
Blacklights and a mirrored disco ball!
Every night's another reason why I left it all!
Seaweed Brain- I thank my wicked dreams a year from Tennessee! Oh, Santa Monica, you've been too good to me!
Won't make my mama proud, it's gonna cause a scene! She sees her baby boy, I know she's gonna scream....
Prince Death- Gods, what have you done? You're a pink pony girl! And you dance at the club! Oh mama, I'm just having fun! On the stage in my heels it's where I belong down at the....
Wise Girl- oh please nooo I'm begging you Apollo make them stop
I'm a mf atree- no don't make them stop, I need to know who this is by...
I'm a mf Tree- for research no other reasons.....
Bad Romance- it's by the lgbt music queen chappell roan
Im a mf Tree- ty darling ❤️❤️
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- OH MY GODS STOP FLIRTING FOR FUCK SAKES
Horse gurl resurrected- what's his problem this morning???
Mrs McSteamy- it's 6 month since him and Calypso broke up isn't pookie wookie woo 💋💋🫦🫦????
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- maybe....
I saw Superman fly away- right come to my cabin for cuddles now
Wise Girl- Yeah pls du
Seaweed Brain- @Wise Girl u might wanna check the spelling there ml
Wise Girl- OH FUCKZ OFF PERCY, STOP BEING A TWAT do*****
Prince Death- I also have a little announcement to make...
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- yeah what????
Prince Death- me and Will Solace may or may not be dating now....
[Prince Death has gone offline]
Bad Romance- WHAT, HE JSUT GOE SOFFLINE SVFGEFLIKE TAHAT WTFSVNDM HE SDNEDS TO EXPLAINHDHDCDBS5F
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- is any1 capable of translating that?????
I'm a mf Tree- @Seaweed Brain pls translate my gf bad spelling resident dyslexic poookieeeee 💋💋💋🫦🫦🫦
Seaweed Brain- I was just abouts to but she said "WHAT HE JUST GOES OFFLINE LIKE THAT WTF HE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN * insert keyboard smash*"
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- thanks bestie boo
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Mrs McSteamy- GUYS, HOLY HERA, THERES THIS REALLY CUTE GIRL BACK AT HOME FUCK HER NAME IS SHEL, I NEED HELP PLSSSSSS
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- NO WAY YOU SAID YOU WERE JSUT FRIENDS YOU LIEING LITYLE SHIT!!!
Mrs McSteamy- YES BUT- SHES HOT AND I THINK I HAVE A CRUSH ON HER!!!!!!!
I saw Superman fly away- that's a bit gay yk pipes
Bad Romance- no fucking shit sherlock she's lesbian, and don't pretend you're not in bunker 9 staring at leo rn
Prince Death- Zeus pipes, gods ill come to your cabin and help you message her
Mrs McSteamy- HADES TAJNK TOU NICO!
Notes:
I had a lot of fun writing this, I hope you guys had just as much fun reading.
The first quote is from Taylor Swift's "My Tears Ricochet", the second one is from Chappell Roan's " HOT TO GO!", the third is from the song "Congratulations" from Hamilton the musical, the the last one is from Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club". If you haven't listened to any of these songs I recommend go checking then out they're really good!
Chapter 3: And will you still want me when I'm nothing new?
Summary:
right so this chapter is the characters being goofy and there are a few tears, this chapter has mentions Luke. So percy will be crying. It needed to be done so here's a little bit of angst for chapter 3. This is also a Percy and Jason *BROMANCE* chapter, I'm not shipping them in this fic.
The chapter title is "Nothing New" by Taylor and Phoebe Bridgers, this chapter will likely have Taylor swift, Chappell roan and hamilton references so I'll tag them in the end notes so ✌️😛 see you at the end
Notes:
OMG THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IVE WRITTEN A CHAPER SUMMARY!!!! ITS DELETED ITS SELF 3 FUCKING TIMES!!!!!!! AO3 CAN BE SO SHITTY SOMETIMES!!!!!!!
sorry it's taken so long for this chapter to post I've been busy with school and the chapter has deleted itself 3 times now, and I didn't like it once so here's a 4th written chapter hope it's good. Thanks for the support and I'll try to get a better upload schedule ❤️❤️❤️❤️
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
[The Seven + 3 bonus members]
Seaweed Brain- UGH IM SO MAD!!!!
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- why?
I saw Superman fly away- bro you alt?
I saw Superman fly away- alr**
Seaweed Brain- I just want to hit sm yknow?!
Wise Girl- no?
Seaweed Brain- FUCK!
I saw Superman fly away- bro chill
Seaweed Brain- How am I ment tk chill bro?!!?!?!?
I saw Superman fly away- that's it, we're going on a bro date, get changed I'll come get you from your cabin
Seaweed Brain- OK
Bad Romance- how tf did that work?
I'm a mf Tree- gurl idk?
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- a bro date?
Mrs McSteamy- yeah, leo, nico and I do them all the time, wait! Do you not do them!?
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- no...
Mrs McSteamy- WHAT!?! Reyna take him on a bro date please?!?
Bad Romance- ok..?
Horse gurl resurrected- why tf has my phone been killed my notification?
Prince Death- sis don't ask me I was woke up too
Wise Girl- @Im a mf Tree, wanna have a girlie bro date?
I'm a mf Tree- I thought you were never gonna ask
[In the "The Seven + 3 bonus members" gc]
Prince Death- Hello Mr. "Perfectly fine"
How's your heart after breaking mine?
Seaweed Brain- Mr. "Always at the right place at the right time, " baby
Hello Mr. "Casually cruel"
Mr. "Everything revolves around you"
Prince Death- I've been Miss "Misery" since your goodbye
And you're Mr. "Perfectly fine"
Wise Girl- pls stop 😭😭😭
Seaweed Brain- (no ❤️)
Saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts
Flashbacks waking me up
I get drunk, but it's not enough
I saw Superman fly away- 'Cause the morning comes and you're not my baby
I look through the windows of this love
Even though we boarded them up
Mrs McSteamy- (ah shit here we go again)
Chandelier's still flickering here
'Cause I can't pretend it's ok when it's not
It's death by a thousand cuts
I'm a mf Tree- NOOOO NICO WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!!?!?
Prince Death- idk pooks 🫦💋💋💋
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN-
I know you wanted me to stay
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in LA
And I heard that there's a special place
Where boys and girls can all be queens every single day
(Oop? Love yous pookies 💋💋💋💋🫦🫦🫦🫦)
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank-
I'm having wicked dreams of leaving Tennessee
Hear Santa Monica, I swear it's calling me
Won't make my mama proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scream
Horse gurl resurrected- babe noooo, leo I'm 🤏 to ✌️😛🔫
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- oops
Bad Romance- that's it I'm ✌️😛🔫
Wise Girl- same gurl
[In the "The Seven + 3 bonus members" gc]
Seaweed Brain- yk what, I'm going to New York for the day
Bad Romance- why?
I saw Superman fly away- shit. Yeah perce no.
Wise Girl- @Im a mf Tree, help?
I'm a mf Tree- nope, he was my best friend too, no
Mrs McSteamy- so what I'm thinking is right?
I saw Superman fly away- yes Piper
Horse gurl resurrected- what is happening?
Wise Girl- it's Luke's anniversary
Bad Romance- ah shit
I saw Superman fly away- yeah "shit". Percy I'm coming to your cabin
Seaweed Brain- fine
I saw Superman fly away- he's now asleep
I'm a mf Tree- good
I saw Superman fly away- there were some tears, but hes fine now
[In the " The Seven + 3 bonus members" gc]
Prince Death- and that's why you could hear Taylor swift blasting at full volume Percy's cabin at midnight last night
Seaweed Brain- yep!
Mrs McSteamy- so I heard "this is me swallowing my pride" at midnight because you were having a mini concert
I saw Superman fly away- well yeah, we can't go see her live so have to make the most of a bad situation
Wise Girl- right don't do it again
Mrs McSteamy- leo u gud?
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- tweaking out but yeah! I'm fine pookie bear 💋💋💋🫦🫦🫦
Mrs McSteamy- good pookie wookie woo 🫦🫦🫦💋💋💋
Prince Death- I saved every letter you wrote me
From the moment I read them, I knew you were mine
You said you were mine
I thought you were mine
Bad Romance- oh god please not hamilton
Notes:
Hope this was good, I kinda rushed it to get something out, anyways heres the tags for the songs
The first was "Mr Perfectly Fine" by Taylor Swift
Then was "Death By A Thousand Cuts" by Taylor Swift
The 3rd one was "Pink Pony Club" by Chappell Roan
The one bit Piper did near the end was "Back to December" by Taylor Swift
And the last one was "Burn" from Hamilton
Please go check them out they are so good.
Thanks for reading guy, gays and non-binary people and see you in the next chapter 💋💋🫦🫦❤️❤️
Chapter 4: Chandelier's still flickering here 'Cause I can't pretend it's ok when it's not It's death by a thousand cuts
Summary:
This chapter Piper has another gay panic 🤭🏳️🌈
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Hazel also has a slight unhealthy obsession with Grey's Anatomy, so does someone else
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We also get a new member of the gc
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Also we go into some of my AU abt what i think would've happened on the Princess Andromeda if it wasn't a kids book.
TW TW TW: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS SOME MENTIONS OF TORTURE PLEASE BE CAREFUL READING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes:
PLEASE PIPER'S GC NAME IS A REF FROM GREY'S ANATOMY PLEASE SOMEONE UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS FROM
I'm so sorry that this chapter has taken so long the original draft for this was deleted, I'm at school aswell so it's hard to find time to write, I'm on Christmas Holidays soon too so hopefully I can get a new chapter of this out then ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I WANT TO REITERATE HOW SORRY I AM THIS FIC IS SO LATE, IM SO SO SO SORRY, IVE HAD LIKE ZERO MOTIVATION AND SCHOOL HAS REALLY BEEN STRESSING ME OUT SO I HOPE THIS CHAPTER IS OUT SOON LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THR SUPORT!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
[The Seven + 3 bonus members]
[@Horse gurl resurrected added @Human Glowstick]
Seaweed Brain- Human Glowstick? Hazel who is that?
Prince Death- HAZEL LEVESQUE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- omg Hazel srsly
Horse gurl resurrected- yes srsly ml xxx
Mrs McSteamy- Hazel you bully, I love it pooks 🫦💋💋🫦
Human Glowstick- nico? What is this gc
Prince Death- nothing dw just leave
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- :o IS THAT WILL SOLACE?????
I'm a mf Tree- tes it is leo
Bad Romance- ml check your spelling >:3
I'm a mf Tree- FUCK yes*
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Seaweed Brain- I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE!
I SET FIRE TO THE- Percy whats wrong?
I saw Superman fly away- Perce, whats happened???
Seaweed Brain- I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE!!!! MR D AND CHIRON JUST FUCKING ASKED ME TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPEDED ON THE PRINCESS ANDROMEDA!!! I TOLD THEM NO AND THEY FUCKING TOLD ME TO TELL THEM ANYWAY!!
I saw Superman fly away- Percy do you want me to come over?
Seaweed Brain- please I feel like I'm about to cry..
I saw Superman fly away- Ofc I'm omw
Wise Girl- Shit....
I SET FIRE TO THE RRAIN- is he gonna be ok??
Prince Death- i don't know...
Im a mf Tree- The princess andromeda was luke's ship wasn't it?
Wise Girl- Yes yes ut was....
[2 hours later]
Mrs McSteamy- @I saw Superman fly away, is percy OK???
I saw Superman fly away- Better then before... he cried alot... he told me about what Luke did... and now I want to kill someone.
Human Glowstick- well Luke is already dead sooo you can't kill him.
Human Glowstick- wait @Prince Death do you know where Luke is in the underworld????
Prince Death- all i know is he isn't in the fields of punishment.
im a mf Tree- THATS BULLSHIT!
Wise Girl- it really is. He fucking tortured Percy on the Princess Andromeda.
Bad Romance- ... He WHAT!!?
I saw Superman fly away- he Tortured percy...
Bad Romance- DI ANGELO GET YOUR DAD ON THE PHONE IM ABOUT TO BEAT A BITCH!
Prince Death- Gladly
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- IM COMING!!!
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- me to.
Horse gurl resurrected- im sure dad won't mind seeing his daughter beat a bitch.
Mrs McSteamy- Hazel is literally twitching.... I'll stay at camp with Percy and Jason.
Prince Death- ok so Reyna, Leo, Frank, and (a very scary) Hazel are coming???
Bad Romance- YEP!
Seaweed Brain- please do i don't want to think about what he did anymore.... physical and psychological/emotional tourture isn't fun.
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[3 days later]
Mrs McSteamy- Guys and gays helppppppp!!!!
Mrs McSteamy- im having a huge gay panic again
Wise Girl- shel???
Mrs McSteamy- YES, INDEED HDVDVDHDGYRYRYVDGRURHDHDHDHDJDND 😭😭😭😭😭
Mrs McSteamy- I NEED HELP!!!!! SHE JUST SENT THIS :"Baby, why don't you come over?
Red wine supernova, falling into me
(Okay, y'all, let's pick it up now)
I don't care that you're a stoner
Red wine supernova, fall right into me"
SHE SENT ME CHAPPELL ROAN LYRICS
Prince Death- she's 100 percent gay, and has a thing for you.
Human Glowstick- frfr
Mrs McSteamy- IM SWOONING IM GONNA DIE!!! SHE JUST SENT
:PICK ME! CHOOSE ME! LOVE ME!
SHES KILLING ME OVER HERE!?!,!?!!?!?!?!?!?;££^£:^££& HDNFGSBDGDGDGHDHDVDGDHDHDDJ
Horse gurl resurrected- THATS A GREYS ANATOMY REF!?!? WTF SHE A GREY'S FAN!??
Mrs McSteamy- YES SHE IS!
Mrs McSteamy: OMG OMG OMG, SHE JUST ASKED ME TI BE HER GF!?!?!?!?! WTFIMACTUALLYDAEDWHYISSHESOHOTUGH!?!?!?!?!?HDVFBXJOWWGDKFYEVSJDTEJIDALPAANDGUDDKDVDU
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- WHAT!? WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!! ALSO PERCY, I DODNG UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAID AFTER THE GF BIT
Seaweed Brain- she said 'WTF IM ACTUALLY DEAD WHY IS SHE SO HOT UGH!?!?!?!' :) yw pookie 💋💋🫦🫦
Mrs McSteamy- I SAID YES, I AHEV A GF WTFBIM SO HAPPY 😭😭 IM ACC SOBBING OF HAPPYNESS!!!
Bad Romance- well done pipes I'm happy for you!
I saw Superman fly away- WOOP WOOP, I DONT NEED TO LISTEN TO YOU PINE ABT HER ANYMORE!!!!!!!!
Wise Girl- go off pipes
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- well that leaves leo, jason, nico and will all single.... right?
Prince Death- right.....
Human Glowstick- totally.....
Im a mf Tree- bit suspish.
Prince Death- idk what ur insinuating Thalia...
Im a mf Tree- i think you do.
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[Literally 12.5 mins later]
Horse gurl resurrected- WTF, DEREKS DEAD!?!?!?!!??!!?!?
Mrs McSteamy- i warned you not to watch Grey's Anatomy.
Horse gurl resurrected- BUT I DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO DIE!!!!!!!
Humans Glowstick- another one bites the dust... and another ones gone, and another ones gone.
Horse gurl resurrected- COUNT UR DAYS SOLACE!!!
Notes:
Okkk sooooo the the first ref that was what shel sent to Piper and pipes quoted was 'Red Wine Supernova' by Chappell Roan. Then we had a ref from Greys Anatomy Season 1 Episode 16 'Awkward'
Then we had Will reference 'Another One Bites the Dust' by Queen.
>:) that's all hope you had a good time reading also sorry for the little bit of angst in this chapter...LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Chapter 5: Best think that's ever been mine.
Summary:
The group crashes out/ happy 💚💛❤️🩵🖤
Notes:
Hiii guys.... *checks last time fic was updated: 18th March 2025*
So I'm not dead :)
I've been busy... and ill... and doing exams... and kinda forgot this fic existed for a little while..SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING!!!
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Sorry its short needee to get this perspective of them crashing out like me and my friends did :)
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Enjoy pookies 💋💋🫦🫦🎀
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
[The Seven + 3 bonus members]
Seaweed Brain- IM SORRY WHAT?!?!?! GIRLIE
Prince Death- you've seen?????
Seaweed Brain- THAT TAY OFFICIALLY OWNS ALL HER OLD MASTERS?!??
I saw Superman fly away- IM SORRY WHAT?!?
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- YEAH WITH THE NONET SHE MADE FROM THE ERAS TOUR SHE BOUGHT THEM BACK FROM SHAMROCK!!!!
Mrs McSteamy- PARdon!?!? SO I CAN LISTEN TO ANY TAY SONG NIW????
I'm a mf Tree- YES. IM MEAN 1989 OG VERSION HERE I COMEEEEEEEEE
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- WILDEST DREAMSSSSSS OG VER.
Bad Romance- BETTER THAN REVENGE OG VER MEANS NO MORE GUILT 🥹
Horse gurl resurrected- TAY CRASHING OUT AS A 20 YEAR OLD ABT A WEDDING LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Human Glowstick- LWYMMD OG LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- LWYMMD OG. REPUTATION WITHOUT GUILTTTTTT
Wise Girl- IGNORE ME SOBBING OVER OG RED. 🥹🥹🥹
Notes:
Anyone else crash out on Friday over tay getting her masters back?? Yes. Good bc i legit cried. Anyways hope you enjoyed 💚💛❤️🩵🖤
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Only ref really is 'Mine' from Speak now by Taylor Swift.
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So proud of tay.***
🎀🎀
Chapter 6: Are you ready for it??
Summary:
They crash out over The Life of a Showgirl, like me and my bestie did 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍🧡
Notes:
So im not dead.... but i havent uploaded in like 12 weeks so oops???
Chapter Text
[In the Seven + 4 bonus members]
[12:12am on 12th August 2025]
Prince Death- HO WAKE THE FUCK UP NEW JUST DROPPED.
Prince Death- I AM IN SHOCK.
Prince Death- I THINK I MIGHT DIE.
Seaweed Brain- what?
Seaweed Brain- ONG IM IN SHOCK. I JUST SAW. WHAT. IM GINNA CRY.
Mrs McSteamy- AAAAHHHHHH I HEARD PERCY SCREAMING FROM ACROSS THE CAMP.
Seaweed Brain- I JUST BOUGHT THE CD.
Human Glowstick- BRO WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE COVER LOOKS LIKE YET!?!?!
Wise Girl- BUT ITS TAYLOR ITLL BE FINE.
[7:23 am]
I saw Superman fly away- WHY DID NO ONE CALL THE GC. I NEEDED TO KNOW THIS EARLIER.
Im a mf Tree- not everyone wants to be woken 10 minutes into yhe morning
Im a mf Tree- I TAKE THAT BACK. WHY DIDNT YIU CALL.
Chapter 7: Round and round, satellite
Summary:
I have no summary other than they have a conversation really similar to what me and my friends had on our gc the other day enjoy!!
Notes:
Yall this came to me after I had a conversation with my friends like 3 days ago, of me crashing out over mha ships. If you don't wanna read this chapter you dont have to this has like zero relevance to the fic.
Im also really sorry for the crappy posts lately but im so unmotivated and have serious writers block so Im trying to get these out as best as I can.
I would literally love so much if you could give me prompt for some chapters you would like to see in the future, it may take a little to get them but I would really appreciate it!!
Love you all and enjoy!!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
[In 'The Seven + 4 bonus members' gc]
[1:23 am]
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- So is leave the MHA fandom for like a single year and BAKUDEKU OF ALL FUCKING SHIPS, IS GHE MOST POPULAR ?!!?
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- IM SO ANGRY. WHAT HAPPENED TO KRBK😭😭 AND TDDK😭😭
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- LIKE THEYRE RAIRPAIRS 😔😔
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- KRBK WAS *THE* SHIP. TWO MASCULINE MEN WHO LIKEED EACH OTHER, WITHOUT IMMACULATING ONE OF THEM.
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- AND TDDK. MY CHILDREN ARE A RAREPAIR. BKDK DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. ITS ROMANTICISING A BULLY/VICTIM RELATIONSHIP.
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN- AND I DONT EVEN WANNA HEAR THE 'but bakugo apologised' THAT DOESNT MAKE UP FOR 10 YEARS OF TRAUMA HE BESTOWED ONTO IZUKU.
(For the plot leo sent these all within like 2 minutes)
[8:47 am]
Seaweed Brain- leo. What? Huh?
Seaweed Brain- sorry I read them all properly now. I had literally just woke up. Yeah. Ik is was super pissed too
I saw Superman fly away- yeah babe. That is infact what happened after season 6. All of the good ships became rarepairs.
Wise Girl- hold on. Why is no one concerned that leo was awake at 1:23 🤨
Wise Girl: also yes fr. Wtaf has bkdk become a popular ship. I lwk want it to burn in hell.
Prince Death- no bc also wtf happened to shinkami???? Yes I do love the dynamic of kmjr but my boysssss what happened to bisexual disaster denki Kaminari????
Prince Death- AND ERASERMIC. WTF HAPPENED TO THE HUSBANDS THAT THE WHOLE FANDOM AGREED WERE MARRIED. WTF IS ERASERCLOUD. NO NUH UH. MY MARRIED GAYS WHO ADOPTED ERI AND SHINSOU AND LIKE 3 CATS.
Is it a bird, is it a bear, no its Frank- YES NICO U GET IT. like ik most of my ships were rarepairs to begin with but erasermic?? That was on ship i could rely on being in almost every video!!
Mrs McSteamy- im sorry. WHAT HAPPENED TO KRBK. my children. my otp. the most popular sgip in the whole mha fandom. Im gone for a year and a half and it all crashes and burns???? I tj8nk i may acc crt rn.
[10:19 am]
Im a mf tree- im uh. Concerned, scared and confused.
Human Glowstick- same. I think theyre yappin abt an anime they like.
Bad Romance- yeah. Im not even gonna ask wtf is wrong with them im just gonna ✌️😝🔫
Horse gurl resurrected- yeah same Reyna.
Notes:
Hoped u enjoyed this crash out as much I enjoyed writing it.
Please do leave any requests in the comments!!
Love all you guys, girls and non gender conforming folks!! 💋💋❤️❤️❤️

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