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<3 @starcr0ssed
wow I always thought the place I worked was pretty progressive but APPARENTLY the head of the company is a complete sexist. so that’s great (sarcasm)
Ray @rachelsmith
What happened??
<3 @starcr0ssed
one of the department heads went missing and the boss had to get a replacement right? and there’s this one lady who EVERYONE knew was going to be the replacement, she’s worked here forever and is super qualified
<3 @starcr0ssed
but instead he promoted some random guy who has no idea what he’s doing and made the lady his ASSISTANT???
Ray @rachelmsmith
Oh, yikes.
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
kenzie ngl I’m a bit more worried about the fact that someone at your job went *missing*?
<3 @starcr0ssed
…yeah, I’m worried about that too, but the job market sucks and this job pays super well so unfortunately despite both of these reasons I can’t really leave lol
<3 @starcr0ssed
alsooo tbh I think there was just something weird with her (the person who went missing), she was always skulking around the building at weird hours and sometimes she just disappeared for months at a time??
<3 @starcr0ssed
and she never hired any assistants (apparently she used to have some but that was before I started working here) so the whole department was just… empty. and for some reason the boss said it was fine ??
<3 @starcr0ssed
and when she WAS here she kept bringing around some random goth guy but I asked him once and he said he didn’t work there… so like idk what that was about either. ig maybe her unemployed grandson? idk lol
<3 @starcr0ssed
point is if I were to bet on anyone here going missing it would have been her anyway
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
damnnn your job lore is crazy
<3 @starcr0ssed
I’m so glad I work in admin, like people think finances and stuff are boring but it’s kind of nice not being involved in whatever insanity is going on everywhere else in this place lol
js @js460347
I constantly find myself wondering why my boss thought it was a good idea to give me this promotion. I will continue to do my best to complete my tasks, but it’s extremely frustrating having such a large workload thrust onto me without warning.
Georgie of What The Ghost!! @what_the_georgie
come on, I’m sure you’ll do great once you get the hang of things!
js @js460347
Thank you, Georgie. I do hope so.
<3 @starcr0ssed
y’all remember that new department head I was talking about? I had to go down there today to ask him to sign something and he didn’t answer his office door. so I walked in and he was talking into a tape recorder? for some reason??
<3 @starcr0ssed
like, I know they do recordings down there (his department is the archives) but I’m pretty sure they’re supposed to do them using like a computer, not some weird ancient technology
<3 @starcr0ssed
and he was like full-on voice acting too. didn’t hear what he was actually saying because when I went in he stopped and seemed super annoyed at me for interrupting him, but anyway. such a weird guy
Ray @rachelsmith
I don’t envy you having to interact with this guy, but I’m also weirdly invested in hearing about stuff from your job now.
<3 @starcr0ssed
lol I don’t blame you
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
me too!! please post more stories (if you have them)
<3 @starcr0ssed
I don’t have any more right now, but I will if I see anything else weird !!
<3 @starcr0ssed
I already was going to tbh because these posts always get way more likes than usual, I think people like weird work stories lol
<3 @starcr0ssed
archives update!! and it’s a weird one but actually NOT about the archives boss this time? it’s about one of the assistants, who is apparently just… living down there now?? yes, in the basement. and there’s a worm infestation
Ethannnn 👽️ @galactic4762
They’re living there even though there are worms down there?
<3 @starcr0ssed
oops, I guess I was kind of vague, afaik the worms aren’t actually in the archives. they’re just kind of… crawling around the building sometimes, and nobody knows where they came from
<3 @starcr0ssed
anyway I don’t actually have proof they’re connected but the archives staff have been acting sooo weird around them so. I have a hunch
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
kenzie work update just dropped !! (girl what is even going on there)
<3 @starcr0ssed
I’d say I wish I knew, but I’m not sure I do tbh
m.k.🌈 @an-eterni-tea
I’ve never been more bored in my life
Sasha @sashahhhhhhh
Come for drinks Friday? I promise Tim and I won’t let you out of our sight
m.k.🌈 @an-eterni-tea
…okay
stoking the flames @kayakking
sounds good! u cant stay stuck in that room forever
m.k.🌈 @an-eterni-tea
haha I hope not
<3 @starcr0ssed
okay I was just walking through the halls on the way to the library AND I THINK I JUST SAW MELANIE KING???
ryan evans @allthegoodusernamesweretaken
OMG WHERE DO YOU WORK
<3 @starcr0ssed
I’m not doxxing myself just so her stans can go stalk her lol
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
like, ghost hunt uk melanie king????
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
I never thought I’d say this but I’m so jealous of where you work now, she’s a legend
js @js460347
I can’t believe someone at work thought I didn’t know what a meme was.
Georgie of What The Ghost!! @what_the_georgie
that’s because when you’re there you dress like an old man
js @js460347
It’s called being professional?
ryan evans @allthegoodusernamesweretaken
hellooooo why is my favourite podcaster commenting on some random person’s posts??? somebody tell me who this I’m dying from curiousity
js @js460347
No.
<3 @starcr0ssed
ugh the fire alarm went off :P
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
archives update?
<3 @starcr0ssed
no I don’t think so I think someone just set it off by accident tbh
<3 @starcr0ssed
…okayyyyy never mind, I haven’t seen any of the archives people evacuate the building
<3 @starcr0ssed
or the head of the company actually
<3 @starcr0ssed
okay wow yeah the alarm wasn’t an accident, a bunch of exterminators just showed up? is this related to the worms??
<3 @starcr0ssed
there are police cars now???
<3 @starcr0ssed
ummmmm the boss just came out and told us we all have the week off. still haven’t seen any of the archives staff so I guess they’re all still in there. wtf
Ray @rachelsmith
Are you okay?
<3 @starcr0ssed
yeah, just got home. you got any days off this week? since I apparently now have a lot of free time lol
<3 @starcr0ssed
okay, can confirm fire alarm from the other day WAS apparently because of the worms. they were living in the walls of the archives, apparently, and apparently someone accidentally knocked a hole in the wall (?) or something and a bunch of them came out?
<3 @starcr0ssed
everyone I ask is a bit fuzzy on the details. but apparently they attacked a few people and kind of swarmed the archives?
<3 @starcr0ssed
I have a hard time picturing it, it had to have been a LOT of worms? but there’s your explanation
<3 @starcr0ssed
another wild archives update. apparently they found the body of the old archives boss while clearing out the worms. I’m not joking. nobody knows who killed her either
<3 @starcr0ssed
no I don’t really know where they found it or anything else, I’m still off work, just hearing this from a coworker who asked an exterminator! and apparently he was (annoyingly) also vague on the details
<3 @starcr0ssed
but it seems nobody who works at my job is a suspect atm, so that’s good (I’m taking what I can get lol)
<3 @starcr0ssed
MELANIE KING JUST SHOWED UP AT WORK AGAIN. unfortunately I did NOT see her myself but one of my coworkers did
melanie king is my queen @ghosthuntukfannn
i would literally kill to be you rn
melanie king is my queen @ghosthuntukfannn
…okay, excluding the part about the dead body they found at your job, whoops
<3 @starcr0ssed
THEY JUST FOUND A *SECOND* DEAD BODY IN THE ARCHIVES ????????!!!!!!
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
WHAT??? are you okay
<3 @starcr0ssed
yeah I didn’t see it or anything and they let us go home early. but ummmm wtf
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
I’m coming over
<3 @starcr0ssed
lol please do, I know I said I wasn’t even there but I’m still kind of rattled
<3 @starcr0ssed
update, apparently they think the murderer is the head of the archives. and he’s on the run from the police. I genuinely could not make this up.
melanie king is my queen @ghosthuntukfannn
like, the same department head from your first ever post about your job? the guy who was promoted because of sexism?
<3 @starcr0ssed
wow I forget that people have now actually gone back to my posts from that long ago. but yeah
m.k.🌈 @an-eterni-tea
I’m not sure how to feel right now
stoking the flames @kayakking
im right there with you
<3 @starcr0ssed
so I was scrolling through our employee database while doing payroll right. and why is Melanie King’s name ON there. ofc I’d assume it was just some random person with the same name if I hadn’t seen THE Melanie King here before, but I have, so does. does Melanie King work here now???? I’m baffled
ryan evans @allthegoodusernamesweretaken
no way melanie king would go work in some dusty old company, i knew this acc was just making stuff up lol
Ray @rachelsmith
I would also think she was making this stuff up if I didn’t know her personally, but I can promise she’s not lying.
ryan evans @allthegoodusernamesweretaken
lolll right i think youre just trying to get followers
js @js460347
Got kidnapped. I wish things would stop happening to me.
<3 @starcr0ssed
so archives boss guy/guy who was ACCUSED OF MURDER is just back in work now and everyone’s acting like it’s fine
<3 @starcr0ssed
oh and can confirm THE Melanie King works here now
<3 @starcr0ssed
I think we’ve kind of lost the plot ngl
<3 @starcr0ssed
and I only saw the murder guy for like a second but he also had a huge bandage on his hand. which I can only assume he got while on the run from the police. I’m not sure how much more of this I can take
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
insane that the melanie king thing is the LEAST bizarre thing about this post
js @js460347
I have just recently become aware of this account. Please do not call me “the murder guy”, I was framed and have returned to work because I have finally been acquitted of the crime.
<3 @starcr0ssed
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
is that actually the guy you’ve been talking about
<3 @starcr0ssed
YEAH I’M PRETTY SURE
<3 @starcr0ssed
archives guy if you’re reading this please just pretend you never saw my account. I thought I was being vague enough but apparently not 😭
<3 @starcr0ssed
I will not call you murder guy though, sorry
<3 @starcr0ssed
but wtf this is so weird
<3 @starcr0ssed
oh god I hope I don’t get fired over this
<3 @starcr0ssed
although at this point that wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world tbh
Notes:
edit: forgot to say when chapter 2 is coming out lol, it's done and just needs some edits, and I'll be posting it in a week! :)
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#1 spooky crime fan @ghoulsjustwannahavefun
I’ve been following posts by user @starcr0ssed after they started mentioning my favourite ghost youtuber Melanie King of Ghost Hunt UK, and that user just had an interaction with a username I thought I recognized: @js460347. 1/?
#1 spooky crime fan @ghoulsjustwannahavefun
And I was RIGHT. Whoever this guy is, he’s had a *number* of interactions with ghost *podcaster* Georgie Barker of What The Ghost! Although vague, interactions suggest that they have been friends for a number of years. 2/?
#1 spooky crime fan @ghoulsjustwannahavefun
Melanie and Georgie have previously worked together and their interactions prove that they’re probably good friends, but I have no idea where this random new archives guy fits into the picture. 3/?
#1 spooky crime fan @ghoulsjustwannahavefun
Especially if @starcr0ssed is correct that Melanie has started working at the same company that js460347 does. 4/?
#1 spooky crime fan @ghoulsjustwannahavefun
As you can imagine I’m now thoroughly invested in this situation, so I will be posting more updates as they come! 5/5
stoking the flames @kayakking
holy shit our boss has social media??
Sasha @sashahhhhhhh
So, you’ve been following starcr0ssed’s posts too?
stoking the flames @kayakking
yeah, its a bit weird reading about our life from an outside perspective
Sasha @sashahhhhhhh
How long do you think until they find our accounts?
stoking the flames @kayakking
now that youve mentioned starcr0ssed by name, probably not that long lol
js @js460347
Got kidnapped again. I guess this is just my life now.
js @js460347
At least I didn’t die.
m.k.🌈 @an-eterni-tea
WHAT???
m.k.🌈 @an-eterni-tea
are you okay???
js @js460347
…I was not aware that you knew I had an account.
m.k.🌈 @an-eterni-tea
well, a lot of people are talking about you and Melanie, so it’s not much of a secret now
m.k.🌈 @an-eterni-tea
but seriously, what happened??
js @js460347
I’m fine. We’ll talk in person.
stoking the flames @kayakking
seriously doubting youre actually fine
Sasha @sashahhhhhhh
You need to talk to all of us. Clearly our boss won’t tell us what’s going on, and we shouldn’t be learning things like this through a social media account that you didn’t even actually tell us about
js @js460347
…Fine. I’ll talk with all of you in person.
Sasha @sashahhhhhhh
Glad to hear it.
<3 @starcr0ssed
no, I was not aware that the archives guy had been kidnapped. I hadn’t seen him in a long time, but I thought that was probably related to the false murder charges? like, he was taking a vacation or something
<3 @starcr0ssed
and apparently he’s now off travelling, so yeah, no more archives updates really
<3 @starcr0ssed
I mean Melanie King still works here but I don’t really see her around and I haven’t talked to her, she always seems preoccupied and I’m not going to be one of Those people
melanie king is my queen @ghosthuntukfannn
I know she doesn’t owe us updates, but I wish I knew if Melanie was ever going to come back to youtubing.
melanie king is my queen @ghosthuntukfannn
I know she has that new job (although we still don’t actually know where), but we haven’t really gotten any details from her herself? She hasn’t posted anywhere in so long.
melanie king is my queen @ghosthuntukfannn
But Melanie King, if you see this, your videos helped me a lot during a difficult time in my life, and I hope you’re able to come back to making them some day <3
js @js460347
Just got kidnapped for a third time.
stoking the flames @kayakking
oh god, what happened this time
stoking the flames @kayakking
assuming ur okay
js @js460347
I’m fine, I didn’t even get tied up this time.
m.k.🌈 @an-eterni-tea
can you call soon? we’re all worried about you, and these posts aren’t exactly helping
js @js460347
Yes, I should be able to. I just need to make a statement first.
Sasha @sashahhhhhhh
Statement? I didn’t think you brought any with you
js @js460347
…I’ll tell you about it over the phone.
<3 @starcr0ssed
archives guy is back from travelling apparently, so more archive updates coming soon??? (once again, no I was not aware that he was kidnapped, but he was in america apparently. no idea why. I have literally no clue what’s going on)
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
I’m not sure whether I should be scared or excited for more updates
Ray @rachelsmith
Both.
<3 @starcr0ssed
so I do have an archives update, but it’s a grim one. archives guy is apparently in a coma, one of the archives assistants (at least I think that’s what she was? she seemed involved, anyway) is missing, and another one is in the hospital. no, I don’t know what happened, and I’m not going to ask
Ethannnn 👽️ @galactic4762
I know I don’t know any of these people, but I hope they’re okay…
<3 @starcr0ssed
yeah, me too.
<3 @starcr0ssed
so you guys know the probably-sexist boss I was talking about in my first other work post? he just got arrested on murder charges. apparently HE was actually the murderer of the person everyone thought archives guy murdered
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
and archives guy is…?
<3 @starcr0ssed
still in a coma. that one assistant got out of the hospital, at least, although he’s got a LOT of scarring. again, I’m not going to pry into it when I don’t actually really know any of them.
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
right. I wish your work updates didn’t all have such a bleak undertone to them now.
<3 @starcr0ssed
believe me, so do I
<3 @starcr0ssed
okayyyy less depressing but no less weird work update - we got a replacement for the murder boss and… nobody has seen him. not a single person.
<3 @starcr0ssed
but there’s fog like, everywhere sometimes. indoors.
<3 @starcr0ssed
work update but sorry in advance it’s not actually that interesting? at least when compared to my other updates
<3 @starcr0ssed
basically the new boss (new company head after the old one was arrested on murder charges, if you don’t follow me) has started putting out a bunch of new policies and renovations and stuff
<3 @starcr0ssed
and no none of us really see him still btw. but basically they just installed these soundproof cubicles and we’re not allowed to share lunch breaks anymore or even have meetings
<3 @starcr0ssed
it’s just… kind of isolating tbh and I’m so glad I have friends outside of work who have been coming to visit me. because if I didn’t have them this would be like realllllly getting to me. it still kind of is if I’m honest
<3 @starcr0ssed
so yeah. like I said not really a fun or interesting update, just a depressing one :/
<3 @starcr0ssed
…*weird* update? I think the archives staff just live in the building now. like, all of them. idk what to think about all this
<3 @starcr0ssed
just heard gunshots IN the building. I can’t find it in myself to be surprised
<3 @starcr0ssed
okay it’s been a long time since I’ve NOT had a depressing work/archives update, but guess what - archives guy is AWAKE from his coma!!
<3 @starcr0ssed
well. actually some people were saying it wasn’t actually a coma? like, apparently he wasn’t breathing? but I’m not sure what else it could have been. either way, he’s awake!!
<3 @starcr0ssed
and already back at work for some reason. not even going to question that though
<3 @starcr0ssed
also not depressing archives update, that one archives person who I think works here who disappeared is back?? that’s all of them now!!
<3 @starcr0ssed
some of you are asking and no, I’m still not going to ask them what happened. nobody is dead or missing anymore, but they probably ended up traumatized in some way from whatever happened
<3 @starcr0ssed
remember, archives guy was in a coma for a long time (and has apparently been kidnapped a lot too??), and one of the assistants got super scarred when the other went missing. I’m not going to ask them to talk about any of that just for twitter
js @js460347
I’m still getting used to having less ribs. It’s far from the weirdest thing to have happened to me, but it’s still an odd sensation.
Ethannnn 👽️ @galactic4762
Omg you’re posting again! I’m glad you’re awake and okay!!
ryan evans @allthegoodusernamesweretaken
you’re just gonna ignore the ribs thing?? WHERE ARE HIS RIBS
js @js460347
I know he said he knows what he’s doing, and I trust him, but I miss him.
Cory @cannonball99
Using a side account to say this because my friends and family follow my main and they’ll think I’m crazy. But a few years ago I had this weird experience that to this day I’m pretty sure was supernatural.
Cory @cannonball99
Won’t go into it because I don’t want anybody nitpicking the details, but I was visiting the cemetery once and I swear to god I met real life zombies.
Cory @cannonball99
Anyway this is relevant because the other day I was just walking down the street when some guy stopped me and asked me about it? Like, I swear I’ve never met this guy before and like I said I’ve never told anybody irl about the zombie thing either, so there’s no way he could have known.
Cory @cannonball99
But he just walked up to me and asked me about it. And I told him. It was like I was hypnotized or something. And he didn’t blink even once, and we were standing there for like fifteen minutes.
Cory @cannonball99
Then when I’d said the whole story (still just standing in the middle of the sidewalk) he just blinked and said “thank you” and left.
Cory @cannonball99
To be perfectly honest it was actually a great relief to finally say this all out loud, so it wasn’t as bad as the zombie experience by far. Except that now whenever I dream about the zombies he’s in the dreams just staring at me. Every single time.
Cory @cannonball99
And irl he looked like just a normal guy but in the nightmares he’s just. Staring at me. And not just with his eyes, ALL of him is just STARING at me and he WON’T STOP STARING
Cory @cannonball99
Anyway.
Cory @cannonball99
I mean, not much I can do about it. Like I said I’ve never met the guy before then and I haven’t seen him since (except in the nightmares) so yeah. I don’t know what I’m supposed to do about it.
Cory @cannonball99
Probably just continue to keep it to myself to be honest. This isn’t any less crazy than the zombie story and I’m not interested in telling anybody about this when they will probably just think I’m crazy. And I can’t even blame them.
Cory @cannonball99
But if your’re reading this, I swear I’m not making any of this up. I mean, I have like two dozen followers and most of them are bots, why would I? But the supernatural is real and it’s out there and sometimes it’s zombies but apparently sometimes it’s also random people on the street who go on to haunt your dreams.
js @js460347
I’m so hungry now, all the time. I think I’m starting to get used to it though.
melanie king is my queen @ghosthuntukfannn
maybe visit a food bank? but also aren’t you the head of a department, I thought your paycheques would be pretty good??
js @js460347
That which I hunger for cannot be bought with money.
melanie king is my queen @ghosthuntukfannn
…okay then. I’m just going to assume that it would be useless to ask you to clarify what exactly that’s supposed to mean
melanie king is my queen @ghosthuntukfannn
but I guess that’s pretty in line with the rest of your posts tbh
Melanie King @GhostHuntUK
I’m sorry everyone about the lack of updates, I’ve had a lot going on and I wasn’t in the headspace to be posting.
Melanie King @GhostHuntUK
I might get back to making videos someday, but I can’t promise it.
ryan evans @allthegoodusernamesweretaken
yikes all this time and you give us such a short update???
melanie king is my queen @ghosthuntukfannn
@allthegoodusernamesweretaken have some compassion, I know you know how much chaos there’s been in her life lately
<3 @starcr0ssed
people have been asking for an archive update but tbh there’s not much to say? I mean, some of them are travelling again including archives guy, but I don’t know why or anything. sorry to disappoint :P
js @js460347
I knew that stealing something from my kidnappers was going to create consequences someday, but I still don’t regret it.
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
I’m kind of in awe about how all of your posts manage to be so vague but so ominous at the same time
stoking the flames @kayakking
oh believe me, hes somehow even worse in person
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
btw is he okay??
Sasha @sashahhhhhhh
Yeah, we’re good!
stoking the flames @kayakking
I mean I wouldnt say *good*...
js @js460347
Compared to past experiences, things went comparatively quite well.
stoking the flames @kayakking
well, yeah, but theyll be back
js @js460347
…Yes, that is true. Still, we should take whatever positivity we can get, considering.
Ethannnn 👽️ @galactic4762
They just implied that the people that kidnapped him will be coming back, right? I’m not just imagining this?? I’m so worried for them
stoking the flames @kayakking
holy shit, is it actually all over??
js @js460347
…Yes, I think it actually is.
Melanie King @GhostHuntUK
I don’t think it will ever be over
js @js460347
You're not incorrect, but I think we can all still be greatly relieved that this particular plan was thwarted. If he had succeeded things would be much, much worse. However, I admit that we are still rather trapped, and I still understand if you still want to free yourself from your job fully. I know I almost made the same decision.
Melanie King @GhostHuntUK
…I’ll see. That depends on how much leverage you have over our boss. If I have to keep working here, literally never able to leave, I will have no other choice but to take the other way out. But… I’ll see.
js @js460347
I’ll talk with everyone tomorrow and see what I can do.
<3 @starcr0ssed
…so um. my old boss is back. yes, the sexist head of the company one. apparently he walked free of the murder charges too (although unlike with archives guy I’m not convinced he’s actually innocent, but whatever not like I can do anything about it)
<3 @starcr0ssed
(at least he got maintenance to tear down all of the soundproof cubicles the last boss put in. I missed my coworkers)
<3 @starcr0ssed
*everything* is kind of… different now, though. like, the boss isn’t really communicating with us at all, but the weirdest thing of all is that the archive staff seem like… kind of normal now?
<3 @starcr0ssed
WELL. okay. that isn’t true. the other day I saw archives guy in person (for payroll reasons) and I asked him a simple question right. and he just… started monologuing in this weird tone. then one of his assistants came into the room and loudly said his name and he seemed to snap out of it.
<3 @starcr0ssed
and no joke he did that twice within the span of five minutes?
<3 @starcr0ssed
but what I mean is I hadn’t even noticed that *everyone* in archives was all SO TENSE like ALL THE TIME? and they always kept to themselves. but now they all actually seem *happy* and, like… *free*? it’s hard to describe
<3 @starcr0ssed
I don’t know. but whatever, I’m happy for them. and hopefully things don’t go back to how they used to be, because this is starting to feel like just a normal job now and like, I know that means I’m probably not going to be social media famous anymore, but all I feel is relief
Georgie of What The Ghost!! @what_the_georgie
new episode of What The Ghost coming out this upcoming saturday! featuring… none other than Melanie King of Ghost Hunt UK!!
melanie king is my queen @ghosthuntukfannn
NO WAY. NO *WAY*. OH MY GOD!!!!!
lynn (they/them) @lynnlynnlynn
the scream I just let out. someone pinch me, this isn’t a dream right??
Melanie King @GhostHuntUK
For those who missed my announcement during my feature in @what_the_georgie’s latest episode, I will be returning to video creation in the near future! Stay tuned!
melanie king is my queen @ghosthuntukfannn
I think I might be in heaven
Ethannnn 👽️ @galactic4762
I have never been more excited for anything in my life
#1 spooky crime fan @ghoulsjustwannahavefun
It seems the workplace saga of @starcr0ssed featuring none other than @GhostHuntUK has come to an end. For those who haven’t been following, this all started with a post by starcr0ssed in 2015 about a sexist boss… 1/?
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#1 spooky crime fan @ghoulsjustwannahavefun
We still don’t really know where any of this took place, although many theories have been placed. But that’s besides the point. 15/?
#1 spooky crime fan @ghoulsjustwannahavefun
Although this has been an absolutely wild ride, it seems that things have fully calmed down. In Melanie King’s recent video after her return to YouTube, she briefly alluded to the entire saga, and said her and her ex-coworkers 16/?
#1 spooky crime fan @ghoulsjustwannahavefun
have figured things out and are now “free”, although she has not elaborated on what exactly that means. Posts by her old coworkers are also as vague as always, but similarly positive and hopeful. 17/?
#1 spooky crime fan @ghoulsjustwannahavefun
Whatever happened, I think it’s safe to say that even though it has been entertaining, we are all still very glad it’s over :) 18/18
Notes:
okay that's all :) like I said in the tags how they actually stop the apocalypse is quite vague, so believe what you want! (I have a few ideas although I haven't actually committed to any of them since it's not like they'd post about the specifics on social media anyways - but maybe they decide to kidnap Jonah's original body for leverage, or there's a time travel thing and Jon travels back from the apocalypse to tell Elias that he failed, or they rigged the panopticon to explode, or something else I've forgotten or didn't even think of!)
also this was just a short little fic I whipped together extremely quickly, but I am also currently 14k words into writing a Jon-time-travels-from-the-apocalypse-into-his-8-year-old-body fic, so this definitely isn't the last this fandom will be seeing of me!!! :)))
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