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a silly little doors chatfic.. MINI!!!

Summary:

short ones that are like twenty percent more dumb

warning: the vague implication of lore

Chapter 1: in an attempt to title this chapter i almost titled it the entire chapter itself

Chapter Text

the screechening, Eyes, and 2 others are online.

the screechening: i know i'll never die i know i'll never die i know i'll never die define my life despite the gods pathetic cry the real world is ours the real world is ours the real world is ours can you hear them talk behind the concrete star i see the way things are the way our name lacks certain charm the way our faces still alarm the secrets written underneath our tattered arms the ceilings closing in my mind is dyed in eosin and counting down the many sins that place the shame to pray for reign before his grin they played us all for f

Eyes: Please shut the FUCK up. ♥︎

Eyes: And go to therapy.

the screechening: where the piss do i find therapy dumbass

the screechening: if you can't tell we're kinda stuck here

Eyes: Go ask your pet spider to find a therapist out there.

spider: eyegd wdyjm pet

spider: etyes/.

Eyes: Oh hi

Eyes: Find your octopus friend a therapist.

the screechening: OCTOPUS ?

spider: bgro wdym PEt

Eyes: Go along now.

spider: •::( ok

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[DMs between Seek. and spider.]

Seek.: ❗️

spider: ☎️👍

Seek.: Phone…?

spider: it wasb an accjidenht dcont bully me

Seek.: Phone.

spider: •::( ok leaviign baii

Seek.: Thanks. :)

Seek.: Timothy....

Seek.: How did you have the time to make a SPIDER SMILEY EMOTICON, but not go back and delete the phone?

spider: •::)