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1. Fate/False Order by LeylinBlackwood

   Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/Zero, Tsukihime (Visual Novel & Anime), Fate/stay night (Visual Novel), Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works (Anime 2014), Fate/stay night: Heaven's Feel (Anime 2017)  

   • Mature
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   11 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Original Characters
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Artoria Pendragon | Saber
   • Diarmuid Ua Duibhne | Lancer
   • Iskandar | Rider
   • Hassan of the Hundred Faces | Assassin
   • Gilgamesh | Archer
   • Lancelot of the Lake | Berserker
   • Gilles de Rais | Caster
   • Morgan le Fay (Fate)
   • Waver Velvet
   • Emiya Kiritsugu
   • Irisviel von Einzbern
   • Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald
   • Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri
   • Kotomine Kirei
   • Kotomine Risei
   • Tohsaka Tokiomi
   • Tohsaka Aoi
   • Tohsaka Rin
   • Matou Kariya
   • Matou Byakuya
   • Matou Sakura
   • Matou Zouken
   • Umemiya Ryunosuke
   • Emiya Shirou
   • Illyasviel von Einzbern
   • Fou (Fate)
   • Altrouge Brunestud
   • Barthomeloi Lorelei
   • Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg
   • Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms References
   • Humor
   • Action/Adventure
   • Reincarnation
   • Magic
   • Dark
   • Vampires
   • Alternate Universe
   • Romance
   • Holy Grail War (Fate)
   • Fourth Holy Grail War
   • Slow Romance
   • Realistic
   • Character Death

   Summary

   Accidentally killing yourself is a bummer, dying due to not reading the terms of service is embarrassing, and selling your afterlife is depressing.

   Now, let's follow Alistair, who, in his great wisdom performed the former while drunk, on his great quest of cleaning the Holy Grail of its corruption.

   And if that wasn’t hard enough, he needs to clean it during the 4th Holy Grail war, you know, the one with the worlds most feared assassin as a master, a psychopathic murder master and servant duo, a priest who goes on to hide kids in his basement, two of the knights of the round and fucking Gilgamesh in the mix.

   Safe to say, he’ll be acquiring premium life insurance, before stepping foot into Fuyuki.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

   80/?

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