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Once upon a time, Lesley & CJ were at their lemonade stand, waiting for customers, suddenly, Marshall & Rocky walked by.
''Oh hey Lesley & CJ, what are you doing?'' Said Marshall.
''Oh, we're trying to sell some lemonade, it's seems like you two are our first customers'' Said CJ.
''Why are you even doing that? There's lemonade cheaper them that at the stores!'' Said Rocky.
''Oh, well, I mean, you gotta let the small businesses thrive!'' Said Lesley.
''Well, I'm not drinking lemonade that may or may not be piss!'' Said Rocky.
''Dude, why are you thinking into it?'' Said Lesley.
While Rocky & Lesley were arguing, Lesley, CJ's younger sister, went into Marshall's wagon.
''Hey Marshall! Let me go!'' Said Charley.
''Sure thing!'' Said Marshall, he let loose of his wagon and let Charley have a joy ride, CJ them looked at Marshall.
''Hey Marsh, where is my younger sister?'' Said CJ.
''Oh, well, she wanted to go inside of my wagon, so I sorta let my wagon loose'' Said Marshall.
''Really Marshall?'' Said Rocky.
Meanwhile, the wagon hit a rock, causing Charley to fly into a mud puddle, Pencrook #1 & #2 looked at the wagon.
''There! A wagon!'' Said #1.
''Let's take this, we might need this for some missions'' Said #2, he them picked the wagon up and ran away.
Marshall & The gang hurried down the hill, going into every bush, wondering where Charley was, and when they found them, they were pretty surprised.
''He! He! I'm covered in mud!'' Said Charley.
''Really?'' Said CJ.
''What's the problem?'' Said Charley.
Rocky picks Charley up, he had his yellow gloves on so he won't get any germs.
''We're gonna give you a big wash down'' Said Rocky.
The four entered into CJ's house, Rocky went upstairs to put on the faucet of the bath tub when suddenly, Marshall said something.
''Hey Rocky, Charley went a bath in the sink'' Said Marshall.
Rocky was confused, ''What? Why does she want that?'' he said, clearly confused.
''I don't know, maybe she likes it'' Said Marshall.
Rocky just rolled his eyes, meanwhile, CJ & Lesley were putting Charley into the sink, they put a few bath toys in it for reasons, Marshall came downstairs and saw everything and smiled.
''You two are doing great!'' Said Marshall.
Suddenly, Marshall hear the phone ring, he picked it up, it was CJ's mother Marsha.
''Hey sweetheart! Hope you're doing ok!'' Said Marsha.
Marshall said in his best CJ impression, ''Yeah mom, I'm doing ok!''
Marsha replieded saying, ''Great! I hope the place's squeaky clean!''
Marshall grinned, he knew that the place was as clean as it is, however, Rocky ran into to see what Marshall was doing.
''Marshall! Look!'' Said Rocky, Marshall followed Rocky to see that Charley was burning in the sink water, she was screaming and crying! All Lesley & CJ could do is watch.
''You gotta do something about this!'' Said Rocky.
''Don't worry! I know!'' Said Marshall, he opened the fridge and got out a frozen turkey and threw it into the sink.
''They we go!'' Said Marshall.
''Now, we can relax in pea-'' Said CJ, but before she could finish, the lights went off.
''Oh crap! What happened?'' Said Lesley.
''I don't know, maybe something wrong with the electricity bills?'' Said CJ.
''Well, don't threat! I'll turn on those pesky lights, now, which one is the light switch?'' Said Marshall, looking at two switches, he pressed the second one, not knowing it was the garbage disposal one.
''Ahhh! Ahh!'' Said Charley, feeling the pain of being pulled into the garbage disposal.
''Marshall! You idiot! You know that's the garbage disposal!'' Said Rocky.
''Hey! Why do some houses even have that button'' Said Marshall, trying to defend himself.
CJ turned off the switch, ''Don't worry Charley! We'll get you outta there!'' Said CJ.
CJ & Lesley got out the wrenches, trying to fix the problem, they ended up letting one of the pipes go loose, however, they were covered in mud.
''Yuck!'' Said CJ.
Gladly though, Rocky was able to get Charley out of the sink with no harm, ''Now, let's put you guys in the bath tub where you belong!''
''You mind if you go with her?'' Said Marshall.
''Ehh, sure'' Said CJ.
And so, the girls all got into the tub, Marshall & Rocky were both feeling quite proud, however, the phone rang again, Marshall ran down seeing what it was.
''Hello?'' Said Marshall in his CJ voice.
''CJ? Is that you?'' Said Marsha.
''Uhh, yeah'' Said Marshall, forgotting his CJ voice.
''I don't think you're CJ at all!'' Said Marsha, Marshall realized that he was fucked.
''Rocky! We must think off something!'' Said Marshall.
''What is it?'' Said Rocky.
''Marsha gonna known we messed with her children, and her eldest bestie'' Said Marshall.
''So? Can we just leave them be?'' Said Rocky.
''No! We must get a plan!'' Said Marshall.
Marshall tried to think off a plan, Rocky just rolled his eyes, suddenly, Marshall got an idea.
''Lightbulb!'' Said Marshall.
In a few minutes, Marshall got out his car, tied a rope to his tire and attacted the rope to the leg of the bath tub.
''Marshall, this is the dumbest plan you've probably ever though off'' Said Rocky.
''Don't worry about it! The three will be perfectly fine!'' Said Marshall.
Marshall them got on the paddles, set up some gas and drove off with the bath tub flying out of the house.
''Am I the only one that it thinks it got suddenly breezy?'' Said CJ.
''You're not alone'' Said Lesley.
Meanwhile, two teenage girls named Sophia & Neveah were walking down the road.
''Eh, how it's going?'' Said Sophia.
''Oh, nothing much, just praying to jesus!'' Said Neveah.
''That girl am I right?'' Said Sophia.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Marshall's car came driving through, the car crashed into Sophia while the tub crushed Neveah.
''Marshall! Why did you do that?'' Said Rocky.
''I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it!'' Said Marshall.
Meanwhile, Gaylord was attempting to cross the streets, he looked at the traffic light, it went on green.
''Alright Gaylord, be brave about this'' Said Gaylord to himself, he took a few steps and got crushed by the car.
''Marshall!'' Said Rocky.
Marshall rolled his eyes.
''You're a fucking idiot'' Said Rocky, he decided to go on the wheel when he saw Pencrook #1 & #2.
''Alright, let me do this!'' Said Rocky, he drove of the road, dodging them, however, the rope sliced the two crooks up.
''See, you're a killer too!'' Said Marshall, however, the two them saw the ramp of doom!!!!!1.
''Oh shit! We must stop!'' Said Rocky.
''I can't put this crazy thing off!'' Said Marshall, the car went off the ramp and them went into an office building.
''Alright, and that's our business strategy for now, right?'' Said Marsha.
''Yep!'' Said Generic Business guy #5.
''Seems fair to me'' Said Marsha, before getting crushed alive by the car of Marshall, CJ, Lesley & Charley died from the amount of glass now in their bodies too.
''Welp, I'm just gonna say, I hope you will never drive ever'' Said Rocky.
''Well, it's a beginner attempt!'' Said Marshall.
''Hmph'' Said Rocky.