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Thor & Loki were waiting in the marketing department, looking for Peter, Harley had told them that Peter was on a field trip to Stark Industries and the Avengers were teaming up to embarrass him, well that's what he told Thor, Loki on the other hand got the full story and was more than happy to go along with it. No one messes with his kid so now Loki was going to live up to his title of god of mischief.
Loki straightens his back when he spots Midtown, “Brother, they’re here” he hisss
Thor shoots up like a puppy looking over on the tips of his toes trying to find Peter in the group.
“MIDTOWN HELLO HOW ARE YOU!” Thor beams across to the poor kids gaining their attention immediately. Loki snickers and waves them over which Harley Is happy to help with.
“HELLO MORTALS, WE HEARD PETER TONYSON WAS HERE!” Thor’s smiling wide. Some kids look confused while others look ecstatic
“Umm, sir, why would you want to see Penis… I meant Peter Parker?” A blonde kid at the back asks very politely for someone who just got their name pushed to the top of Loki’s list (People he wants to kill it’s very long and if half of the names are already crossed off then that’s no one else’s business)
“Because mortals, Peter is like a brother to us, so when we heard he was here for a field trip we wanted to embarrass him, so… Where is he?” the blonde kid ducks his head a steps back.
Thor’s smile is slowly dropping he's frantically looking around
“Peter! Where are you Brother, we don't have long before Tony will call us upstairs.”
Another kid steps forward
“We are so sorry Mr Thor sir but Peter got Kicked off the field trip, he's probably already upstairs with Mr Stark by now” Thor nods at this while the blonde kid mutters a “yeah right” causing Loki to glare his way
“RIGHT OF COURSE HE’LL BE UP IN HIS LAB, ILL BE OFF THEN, GOOD DAY MIDTOWN MORTALS!” Thor is back to beaming before he jogs off to the elevator presumably
“Watch your back punny blonde mortal, Peter is very dare to me” with that he spins his cloak out behind him and follows his brother out ( yes very dramatic he knows).
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Ned was freaking out. He knew Peter was high up being Mr Starks personal intern and all but this was getting out of hand, he’d never even see Peter yell and get that mad especially not at a GENERAL of the US army.
So Ned now has a small idea of what's happening. Mr Stark has obviously told Peter to act like this today and all the staff are in on it, unless of course Peter actually has a job other than being Mr Stark's intern… no Ned would have known Peter would have told him.
So for now he’s just gonna sit back and enjoy Flash getting the karma he deserves.
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By the time Midtown is in the overnight guest lounge it's growing dark outside. Peter decided it's time to go out as Spider-Man hadn't been out the last few days, his nerves getting the best of him, so now as the field trip is in motion Peter has nothing more to worry about.
As he swings through the city he lets out a whoop he certainly missed it.
Hours go by with him saving a few people from petty muggers each and every time the people he save’s are always so grateful. It's part of why he does it seeing people so happy to be reunited with loved ones or just happy to be back home.
Peter stops utop a tall building taking in the view god he loves NYC he kneels down pulling out his extra phone for Spidey and takes a few quick pics, he notices a message from Deadpool.
[DP⚔️]
Heyya petey pie me a DD are taking down a drug den in Hell’s Kitchen if your down to clown 😘😘
[SPODER-MAN]
Sure thing wade omw (down to clown really that’s bad even for you)
[DP⚔️]
Oh you wound me Petey pie 😘😘
Rolling his eyes and stretching out he falls backward off the tower letting out whoops along the way swinging above the building tops he leaves for hell's kitchen.