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1. You Deserve BETA by JoseyxNeko

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Nov 2024

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe
   • Omega Verse
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Omega Crowley (Good Omens)
   • beta aziraphale
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Alpha Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Conceited Gabriel
   • BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Match-making
   • arranged dates
   • Chaperones
   • Heats
   • Coming In Pants
   • Blow Jobs
   • Bossy Crowley
   • Demanding Crowley
   • Anal Sex
   • Premature Ejaculation
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Fisting
   • Sex Toys
   • Feelings of Inadequacy during Sex

   Summary

   "Welcome to BETA Dating Services, the dating service that caters to you. Our skilled professionals painstakingly match up Alphas, Omegas, and Betas using compatibility and preference testing to ensure your date doesn't end in disaster, and all our first meetings are chaperoned by a Beta for peace of mind. Choose BETA when it comes to matchmaking. You deserve BETA. Why settle for ‘best’ when you can do BETA? BETA Dating Services: you can bet on us!"

   ***

   A date Aziraphale is chaperoning goes terribly as the Omega is late, then shows up in Heat. With the contemptuous Alpha sent on his way, it’s now up to Aziraphale to see the Omega home to his nest…

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