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Sabine: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Sabine: That's why I own TEN guns.
Sabine: Just in case some di'kut tries to sneak in with a ladder.
Hera: That shirt looks great, Sabine.
Sabine: Thanks.
Hera: But I bet it would look even better on Ezra's floor.
Ezra: Are you hitting on Sabine... for me?
Rex: Zeb, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Zeb: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
*flashback to Testimony #1*
Zeb: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these laserbrains can understand.
Zeb, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
*flashback to Testimony #2*
Zeb: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?
*flashback to Testimony #3*
Zeb: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
Ezra: I have yet to encounter a problem where a lightsaber didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
Kallus: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Rex has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for him.
Hera: By forcing him to have fun at a party that he don’t want to be at?
Kallus: I knew you’d understand.
Sabine: Are you guys bringing anything to the party?
Kanan: Yeah, an empty stomach.
Ahsoka: My sparkling personality.
Zeb: A flagrant disregard for common decency.
Rex: ...
Rex: Chips.
Zeb: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Sabine: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Zeb for dinner.
Kallus: What is wrong with you people?
Ezra: Shut up, chocolate.
Ahsoka: Truth or dare?
Hera: Dare.
Ahsoka: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Hera: Hey Kallus?
Kallus, blushing: Yeah?
Hera: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Kanan.
*Ezra is telling a story*
Sabine: Wow, Ezra, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Ahsoka: Romance?
Sabine: I have a crush on him.
Kanan: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Zeb: Sleeping is nice.
Kanan: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.