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Young Zoro hates the fucker but those scars and piercings are doing a number to his soul.
Old Sanji's story goes like this:
- He didn't experience compassion from anyone else aside from his mother, who--you know what happened.
- Judge kept him locked away until he was 13. He had him released when he was deemed too broken to do anything, and he was apparently a waste of space. As far as the world was concerned, he was already dead. He gets left behind at some random pirate town in the North.
- His swirly brows were recognized by the pirates who took him in--only for him to be enslaved because people would pay a lot to have their way with royalty.
- He picked up some skills from the other slaves and became cunning af--because he had to be.
- At 17 he started a revolt against the slaver pirates, effectively taking over as their new pirate captain.
- He became the feared "Mr. Prince" and his words are as sharp as his bite.
- He's underweight because he doesn't give two shits about good food.
- "The All Blue? It's nothing but an old fishwive's tale," he says.
- He used his cunning mind and new pirate crew to hunt down and kill his own father from the shadows.
- He enslaved his own siblings and becomes the new ruler of Germa Kingdom. Over the years, he used them for warfare and expanded the territory of the North.
- His heart is a bottomless pit for power and control.
- He
had a fling or two or several withis closely allied with Doflamingo because god damn they're both mad like that. The alliance eventually lead to direct connections with Celestial Dragons. - Sanji gains more power and becomes the notorious "Pirate King of the North"
- Meanwhile at the other side of the world, Luffy didn't make it as far as he could have without a good cook.
- Luffy would have recruited one from Baratie but the restaurant was absolutely destroyed before the smaller Straw Hat crew could make a difference.
Some of the staff didn't make it. - Zoro left the crew when it fell apart at some point.
- Due to Zoro's reputation and bounty that he had occurred during his limited time with Luffy, he was offered a position as a Warlord, ultimately taking over the late Jinbe's old role. He accepted and served for several years before he was assigned a job that he didn't know would be the most challenging one yet.
- The Celestial Dragons didn't like the fact that Sanji had started to have more worldly control over their own, so Zoro was quietly assigned to hunt down the great Pirate King of the North. Zoro accepted because he felt that he needed more experience before he could take on Mihawk again.
- Zoro quickly realised that this mission is not a walk in the park.
- Sanji loves toying with the Demon Warlord so he insists on taking him on by himself.
- It becomes an endless game of cat and mouse. Sometimes Sanji chases and sometimes he runs, sometimes he wins and sometimes he loses.
- They're at each others' throats everywhere in the world. Any person, city or being of any kind that gets in the way usually gets torn apart in the chaos. The hunt goes on for a lifetime. They're currently in their 40's.
- Zoro severs Sanji's left arm during one huge fight.
- Because of this, Sanji relentlessly tries to get Zoro to marry him to use him in so many ways he can think of--both as an asset and under the sheets--oh the things that he wants the swordsman to do and beg for.
- Sanji likes to refer to the tiniest scar on his lip as "Zoro's love bite"
- He was about to get a nice fresh one on his chest when some fuckers teleported him away.
Hearing old Sanji's backstory was a bit much. It was young Zoro's turn to have a nosebleed that day.
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Notes:
Thanks for checking it out! The next chapters expands on what happens between Old Sanji losing and arm and gets teleported away.
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Let's go back a touch to when old Sanji reunited with his Zoro after the arm incident.
Sanji
I'm back Marimo-kun~! Sorry I was gone for so long!
Zoro
What the–? How the fuck did you get into my house?!
Sanji
Turns out I got this genetically-modified body so my limbs are practically replaceable! This isn't normal, right?
Commander 1
My Liege, we still need to attach the rest of the flesh.
Sanji
Oh, shush it now. I know it's just for padding at this point.
Anyway! This means we can keep fighting! Isn't that wonderful? I know your dad doesn't fight with that red-head anymore because of it.
Zoro
Dad? What are you…? Forget it. You're a freak. Get out of my house.
Sanji
Is…is it the hair? I thought I'd try something new…. I spent so long fixing it up for you. Do you not like it?
Zoro
And what is that?
Sanji
Oh! It's a get-well-soon gift from my dear Doffy! He said I should at least try and make the fight fair for us so you won't get bored of me. What do you think?
Zoro
Fair? What do you mean fair?! And who the fuck is Doffy–?
Sanji
So many questions! Marimo-kun, I'm actually just here to propose. Let's go and get married!
Zoro
…This must be some kind of a sick joke.
Sanji
I'm plenty serious actually. Come now, it'll be fun! If you marry me I'll give you all the sake you want~!
Zoro
You're barking mad if you think I'd agree to that.
Sanji
Oh! Commander, please present the dowry.
Darling, do you accept sea cows or do you prefer gold?
Zoro
Get the hell out of my house!!
Sanji
Hmm…you're right. I'm not doing this properly. Hey, is your dad still at Kuragaina? And was that a yes to sea cows?
Zoro
OUT!!!
This is Sanji's first of many marriage proposals.
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Law
You don't have to marry the man. Just get on his good side enough to get the information. I don't care how you do it.
Zoro
You ask too much this time, surgeon.
Law
Oh, for fuck's sake–you owe me. And I'm cashing in.
Zoro
Fine. But I'm only doing this for Luffy. What do you need exactly?
Law
I need to know if someone's still alive…. It's only a rumour but it would kill me I'd I don't find out for sure. And only he might know it.
Zoro
A friend of yours?
Law
You can say that.
Zoro
What's the name?
Law
It's…the Marines call him Corazon.
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Bonus: "Commander 1" Concept
Notes:
Concept arts are sort of an ongoing process--I get story ideas from drawing down characters, but some I get as I write. There may be some character design changes later on. We'll see how we go!
Chapter 3
Summary:
Zoro is never lost.
We're about to get some more plot now.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Law
Zoro-ya…
Zoro
DON'T.
Law
We've passed by the same block thrice.
Zoro growls. His fists clench as he continues to stubbornly walk ahead of the other man.
Law
Are you seriously this hopeless at directions?
Zoro
Shut up!! We're here.
Law cautiously looks around. His assumption was correct–the green-head is an idiot.
Law
We're in a damp back alley that smells like piss, in the middle of the night, behind some–
Just as Law is about to take another step, a couple of drunken men get roughly thrown out from a tavern and onto the stone footpath in front of him. The bouncer yells unruly curses their way and slams the door behind him. Law sighs, exasperated, and proceeds to follow Zoro, stepping over the writhing drunkards without a care.
Law
Lovely. Look, just tell me where you want to go and I'll take us there. We've wasted enough time already. Are you even sure that we’re on the right island?
Zoro
Shut up. This is the right place. I’m sure of it…this time.
Oh good, they haven't cleared it out yet.
Zoro confidently walks towards a large metal rubbish bin near yet another shoddy tavern. He readjusts the swords around his waist, and jumps up onto the container. The top half of his body hangs over the opening and the bottom half flails his legs to offset his balance to make sure he doesn't fall all the way in.
Disgusted, Law covers his face with his arm, glaring at Zoro's behind.
Law
You said you can get us in touch with the Pirate King.
Zoro ignores the man and proceeds to dig through the trash, arms deep. Some of the contents spill over the edge, and some he chucks in random directions by hand.
Law
Ugh… Is digging through the trash really how we get to him? It took us two whole days to travel just to get here for this?
Zoro
FOUND YOU!
With a couple of kicks in the air, Zoro's feet fall on the ground. He has his hands cupped together close to his chest. He quickly shuffles past Law, avoiding eye contact, and begins to whisper into his hands as he finds a quiet dark corner while his back is turned towards the other man.
Zoro
I need you working for me now. Come on.
…
I'm sorry I threw you away. I was afraid that you were tapped. Or that you'll explode.
…
C'mon. Just…I'll feed you extra or something. What do you guys like again?
Law's patience is wearing very thin. He approaches Zoro, tapping him on the shoulder with the handle of his own sword.
Law
Zoro-ya, what's going on?
Zoro jolts. He turns his head to look at Law over his shoulder. His ears have turned red. In the palm of his hand, two tiny curious orbs peek over at the doctor.
Law blinks in surprise, looking at the transponder snail with two curly brows above its eyes.
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At the other end of the line, a den-den mushi with one eye awakens from its peaceful nap.
Den-den Mushi
Purupurupurupuru
A delicate hand answers the call. He lifts the snail’s handset close to his face.
Sanji
Hello?
My beloved! What can I do for you?
Mhmm… Uh-huh. Huh.
That sounds like fun. Sure, I'll help you.
I'll see you soon, my love.
Den-den Mushi
Click
The call put Sanji in a pleasant mood. He is on his bed, reading a book on his stomach while smoking a joint. The one-eyed transponder snail readjusts its shell happily before hiding inside itself comfortably for another long snooze. Sanji thinks that's a great idea, and snuggles himself further in the overly large pink feather coat that draped over him like a blanket, bumping the wavy red sunglasses that sat on his forehead.
Doflamingo shifts in reaction. He is splayed naked next to him with his hands behind his head, resting comfortably against an especially large pillow that looks proportional to his massive figure.
Doflamingo
“My beloved,” hmm? Who was it?
Sanji
None of your god damn business, you ugly fuck.
Doflamingo lets out a deep sinister chuckle.
Doflamingo
This your new toy?
Sanji
He used to be.
Doflamingo
The swordsman, eh? I'm glad to hear that you're making progress.
Sanji
Thanks, cunt.
Doflamingo turns his head slightly, nodding at Sanji's hand with the stick.
Doflamingo
Pass it here.
Sanji stretches his hand and gently places the joint between Doflamingo's lips, giving him a chance to take a long deep drag.
As thanks, Doflamingo holds the air in his lungs, leans over and captures Sanji's lips onto his to breathe the smoke directly into his mouth, making the other man moan deliciously. He takes the hint and pushes further in, shoving his long pointed tongue further down his throat.
Sanji lets him flip him onto his back, welcoming his full weight by spreading his legs wide so the large man can fit between his figure. He opens his mouth, giving him further access.
After a few moments of exchanging deep penetrating kisses, Sanji exhales the smoke out through his nose. He pulls back slightly to look Doflamingo in the eyes.
Sanji
Don't touch him, okay?
Doflamingo
You're no fun.
Sanji
I'm serious.
At this point, Doflamingo knows when he can push his luck and when he can't, especially with that tone in his voice. He raises a hand, telling the other man that he won't bother him further about it. Shifting back onto his pillow, he returns his gaze to the blue and the green-haired commanders standing guard by the doorway. They'd been assigned to make sure that he behaves himself which is the usual routine, but nevertheless he finds it entertaining that they always refuse to watch the show directly in front of them or make any eye contact at all.
Doflamingo
Think the blue one will actually let me have a go at him this time?
Sanji
Only if you want your dick bitten off, darling.
Notes:
A little drink to quench the thirst. Doffy is a big boy.
Chapter 4
Notes:
Here's a more polished art to make up for the longer chapter.
Chapter Text
Three days after the call, Sanji follows Zoro’s instructions to the book and waits for him at an island with a bustling town in the middle of the day. The blonde is well aware of the local Marine base in the area but he ignores this fact and turns up at the townsquare just as he promised, not wanting to disappoint his, hopefully, future fiance. Unsurprisingly, he is met by navy officers who tell him to come along quietly.
Law had refused to use The Polar Tang to contain their guest as he didn’t want to risk his submarine and crew to suffer any potential consequences as a result of the interrogation that they're planning. Zoro had to pull strings to borrow a room at the Marine base, stating that it’s for an official Warlord business. He and the doctor had been waiting for over half an hour overtime for the soldiers to return with Sanji. Zoro sends additional troops to investigate the delay. After another suspicious amount of time of having received no news, the two decide to investigate the matter themselves.
Zoro and Law make their way to the townsquare where the swordsman had instructed Sanji to be. Upon arrival, it was clear what had happened to the navy soldiers that he’d sent out. Deep red and severed body parts taint the white tiles throughout the block. A few had somehow made their way on top of trees and the shops’ window sills. Some float lifelessly in the fountain right in the middle–its sprinkling water had changed to a scarlet red. Liquid splatters grossly against the white marble sculptures that decorated the water feature.
Law grits his teeth, his knuckles turn white from gripping his sword tightly.
Zoro all but rolls his eyes. He hates the fact that he’s used to Sanji doing this sort of thing.
Zoro
What a waste.
They follow a trail. It’s not hard to find where Sanji had gone given how much blood there was, and Zoro had a sneaking suspicion that the blonde had purposely left his stained footprints to show where he’s going. He enjoys Zoro chasing him this way after all.
While walking, Law sends a message through his own den-den mushi to his crew, ordering them to check in on the citizens and make sure that everyone’s safe. Not long after, Bepo reports that the citizens are unharmed–extremely shaken but they’re untouched. The polar bear adds that a few witnesses say that it was only the Marines who tried to force the Pirate King into cuffs that had been torn apart. Some had apparently been allowed to flee.
Law looked to Zoro, as if expecting him to have a reasonable explanation as to why the Pirate King behaves the way he does. Cutting down local town Marines seems a bit too excessive in his opinion. The swordsman confesses that he's just as confused, and that over the years he'd just accepted that he's just mad because it's just the way he was born.
Zoro
All the more reason he deserves to die.
Zoro stops in his tracks, standing on the wooden pier of the docks. It looks like the rest of the bloody footprints lead right through to the very end. Looking at the ocean, he sees a distinct murky area of red on one spot. A head of blonde and white hair pokes out from the middle, the sun shining beautifully over it. Zoro felt–
Zoro shakes his head at the thought.
Law follows Zoro's gaze, ending the call on his transponder snail when he sees who's in the water.
Law
Speak of the devil….
Zoro
OI!!!
The blonde turns to look at the source of sound.
Sanji
MELLORINE!!!
Sanji waves enthusiastically at the duo staring at him.
From afar, Zoro could tell that the man practically had heart eyes bulging out of his eye sockets.
Sanji takes a plunge into the water, swimming away from the murky area then reappears next to the wooden pier just under where Zoro was standing. His head pokes out gracefully, then gives the swordsman a warm smile.
Zoro takes a step back to distance himself, suddenly feeling like a girl whose skirt is being perverted on.
Zoro
Don’t give me that, idiot. Your outlash may have cost me some pull from the Marines.
Sanji
Oh? Has it occurred to you that that may have been my plan?
Zoro’s eye twitches, clearly infuriated at being toyed with. He pulls himself together internally and lets out a defeated sigh.
Zoro
Is this for not meeting up with you in person like I said I would? I got stuck with all the bureaucratic paper bullshit.
Sanji
I don’t know…
Sanji had a teasing tone behind his voice. He effortlessly pulls himself up to sit at the edge of the wooden planks, shakes his head and starts wringing his hair over his shoulder.
Sanji
Next time, don’t make promises you can’t keep.
Zoro lets out an offended huff.
Zoro
Next ti–? NO! There’s no next time! We're enemies. And what, is this your way of punishing me? To make me feel guilty? By murdering a bunch of Marines?
Sanji
Oh please, it was out of self-defense! They came onto me first….
Sanji calmly stands on his feet. Slowly, he begins to strip off his top, revealing his lean but muscular figure.
Zoro’s eye trails from Sanji’s scar across throat, down to the defined v-shape below his waistline. He recognises the cuts and burns from their battles, and some he guesses are from his own volition. When the blonde turns to fix his hair, Zoro eyes a small red tattoo, located below the nape of his neck. For some reason, he’s never noticed it on him before–a red circle with four triangles, arranged to look like the claws of a dragon. It has a cluster of messy scars over it, as if it'd been attempted to be removed by means of violent scratching. Like all else, he’s wondered what the story behind this is–
Zoro almost slaps himself to shake the thoughts out of his head. He makes an effort to look the blonde in the eye before he notices him staring.
Sanji gives Zoro a side glance before squeezing the damp clothing in his hands to dry it. He closes his eyes and his mouth curves into a cheeky smile. He gives his top one last flick before tossing it over his shoulder.
Sanji
I gave them a chance to apologise but some of them didn’t have any manners and charged in. Really, they were quite rude.
Zoro
You could have just knocked them out. Some of them were fresh blood. They’re probably just trying to prove they can do a good job to impress their seniors.
Sanji
By overdoing it. And now that fresh blood is all over my poor clothes. All because they tried to force me into those…heavy, rusty fuckin’ pieces of–
Law clears his throat.
Zoro and Sanji look at him, annoyed at the interruption.
Law
If you’re done bickering like an old married couple….
Zoro’s eye visibly twitches, his brows furrowing angrily at Law's poor choice of words.
Sanji practically swoons, his hands slap his own reddened cheeks while the rest of his body squirm comically.
Sanji
OH, YOU–stop that! We’re not married yet, you bastard!
Zoro
WE’RE NOT GETTING MARRIED. PERIOD!!!
Law could practically feel the veins in his forehead pop.
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They start the trek back to the Marine base, purposely taking the longer way through the shoreline to avoid panicked citizens after Sanji’s onslaught.
Sanji
Marimo-kun~!
Zoro ignores the man, and concentrates on walking quietly. He attempts to put his mind in a meditative state.
Sanji
Ma–ri–mo-kun~?
The shade under Zoro’s brows darkens. He focuses on his breathing–he inhales, holds it, then exhales. He repeats it several times more.
Sanji crumples his heavy damp clothing into a ball then throws it at the back of Zoro’s head, causing the other man to stumble.
Sanji
I SAID “MARIMO”, YOU ASS!!!
Zoro grabs the wet top and throws it hard onto Sanji’s face square on, knocking the man down on his butt.
Sanji
THAT HURT!
Zoro
DON’T THROW GROSS THINGS AT ME! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
With a blink of an eye, Sanji’s demeanour changes. He bites his lip and looks up to Zoro with a large puppy eye.
Sanji
Why is he here? Isn’t this a date?
Zoro
Fuck off. I never said it is. We’ll tell you when we get to the base.
Sanji
Hmm…no, then I’m not going.
Sanji crosses his arms stubbornly. His legs do the same, planting himself firmly on the ground.
Law
Zoro-ya, can’t you just tie him up and drag his ass along? I just want this over and done with.
Zoro
You’ve seen what happens if you force him into things, idiot.
Sanji
Yeah, idiot.
Zoro
I’m not talking to you.
Sanji
Then do, otherwise I’m not coming along. You're taking me into a Marine base after all. I'd be at a disadvantage as soon as I step inside. You have to give me a good reason to go with you.
Zoro
You said you'd help me.
Sanji
You? Sure. I was hoping to gain your personal favour. Him? Ehh…. He's not exactly my type.
Sanji looks at Law, slowly dragging his eyes down his frame.
Sanji
Hmm…I guess he could be if he's willing to play.
Law nervously takes a step back, feeling hot and bothered.
Zoro sighs. He considers for a moment, trying to come up with a way to make sure that Sanji cooperates with them peacefully for as long as possible without sacrificing anyone to indulge in whatever sexual fantasies are in his head. After a time, he speaks firmly.
Zoro
Tra-guy, tell him everything you told me.
Law
Here? We’re doing this right here, right now?
Sanji
I'm glad you understand, Marimo.
Law
I… I don’t know.
Sanji
I don’t need the whole sob story, Trafalgar D. Water Law.
Law blinks in surprise that Sanji knows his name. Sure he had a bounty but he didn’t think it was anything noteworthy. He certainly wasn’t aware that the Pirate King would care enough to know about it. He opens his mouth as if to say something but gets interrupted.
Sanji
I have eyes and ears everywhere, love. What I don’t know is why the Surgeon of Death is looking for Doffy.
Zoro
Doffy? The same guy who gave you your new weapon?
Sanji
Aww! You remembered?! …Are you jealous?
Sanji gives Zoro a suggestive wink, taking the swordsman aback.
Zoro
Don't be ridiculous.
Sanji
If you like, I can call off my affairs with him and just make it exclusive with you….
Law
As much as I want to kill that monster, I don’t think I can right now. Not at my current strength.
Sanji snaps his gaze to Law, giving him a dangerous look.
Sanji
You’re right. You can’t.
Law
I’m just looking for my friend. It’s…it’s his brother, Donquixote Rosinante.
Sanji raises a brow.
Sanji
Corazon has been dead for years.
Law
Then you better check your sources, Mr. Prince-ya. Because I have letters from him from the last several months.
Sanji stands on his feet and approaches Law slowly.
Sanji
Show me.
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Back at the Marine base, Sanji and Law escalated into a heated argument in the interrogation room. Sanji insists that if they truly want his insight into Donquixote Rosinante, the doctor should show all the letters that he claims to have.
Naturally, Law refused to show the blonde, stating that it’s all too personal.
Zoro knows he shouldn’t, but for once, he feels relieved that someone else is dealing with the mad king’s temper. He hides a smirk behind a bottle of sake, taking a swill.
Sanji
Don’t be an idiot. I don’t give a flying fuck what’s in them!
Law
Then there’s no reason for you to see a single one.
Sanji clasps both of his hands together, and gently sets them down the wooden table in front of him. With a deep voice, he speaks.
Sanji
Enlighten me then, how do you truly know it is him?
Law
If you must know, all his letters have…details that only he and I know.
Sanji firmly presses his fingers down the table, then speaks slowly but clearly.
Sanji
All the more reason that you could be in bigger danger than you think, doctor.
Law frowns.
Sanji
You're far too enamoured to think straight. How do you know it’s not just someone else messing with you? Hmm? Someone like Doffy?
Law crosses his arms then leans back against his chair, listening intently.
Sanji
Think about this… very… carefully.
Sanji shuffles in his pockets and fishes out a pack of cigarettes. When he opens the box, his eyes furrow in disappointment, seeing that all of his smokes are heavily damaged from water and blood. He throws the pack over his shoulder then snatches Zoro’s bottle of sake as the swordsman was about to take a drink.
Zoro
Oi!
Sanji takes three big gulps before slamming the bottle down on the table.
Sanji
Given how touchy you are about the idea of me reading them, I’m guessing you’ve become quite emotionally attached to the letters, haven’t you? Just consider, whoever wrote them knows an awful lot of details about you. What’s more, they know where to find you, and how to find you.
Zoro raises a brow at that. He notices that the doctor is starting to lose his composure slightly as a tiny bead of sweat falls on the side of his face.
Law
You assume it’s being sent to me.
Sanji
A trail, then? He’s leaving you clues and you’re more than happy to follow it.
Law
That’s…
Sanji takes another big drink, then explains his point further, waving Zoro’s bottle in front of him as he makes hand gestures to emphasize his speech.
Sanji
What if it’s a trap? If someone, say…I don’t know–like Doffy–is pretending to be Corazon, then you’d have been sold out for a fool.
Law slams his hand aggressively on the table, cracking its surface where his fist landed.
Law
You’re wrong!
Sanji stares at him unimpressed but doesn’t say anything, as if allowing him the chance to explain himself. He leans back against his chair.
Law
Look, I just know, okay? It’s him . I’m sure of it.
Sanji
You just know…?
Law
Yes.
Sanji
Then you’re hopeless.
As Zoro attempts to steal his sake back, the blonde slaps his hands away and takes several more swills from the bottle, as if telling the swordsman that he’s not done with his turn yet. He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand then returns his focus back to Law.
Sanji
And how is it that you just know?
Zoro
Tra-guy, he’s not going to stop until you show him.
Law
You’re on his side, Zoro-ya?
Zoro
Look, you don’t have to show him everything, just show him one–like the bit where you’re stuck. It was enough to convince me.
Law pinches the gap between his brows.
Law
What you’re basically telling me…is that I should trust him with this information? That I should trust this mass murdering fucker with something extremely important to me?
Sanji
I told you, I don’t give a shit what’s in it–
Law
That’s what worries me! Because I care–a lot! I….
Law’s ears visibly reddens in embarrassment. He rubs the back of his neck awkwardly, averting his gaze.
Law
He was… is… very important to me. The letter is from him. I’m sure of it. And if you don’t care about it then I’m not letting you get your hands on it.
There was a moment of silence. Sanji watches Law in his vulnerable state. After a while, the blonde takes another drink from the bottle and sets it in front of Zoro.
Zoro grabs the bottle enthusiastically. He raises it above his mouth and nothing but a single drop falls onto his tongue. His smile vanishes, and his shoulders droop sadly until his arms and face melt onto the table. He sets the bottle down, pushing it away from him.
Sanji
I apologise, doctor.
Zoro and Law both look at Sanji in surprise.
Sanji offers a warm smile to Law.
Sanji
I’m afraid I’m not so good at these things. I’ll help you however I can.
Zoro stares at him in disbelief, cocking his head on the side against the table, processing the genuinity behind Sanji’s tone. He detects no ill will or malice behind it. He tells himself he’s just a bloody good liar.
Sanji
However, I still need to see a letter–just one will do, like the swordsman said–so I can study it. I promise I’ll take good care of it. If it resembles Doffy’s writing in any way, I will tell you. If it’s not, I’ll see what I can deduct from it, given that you’re apparently…”stuck”.
Law
I…thank you, Mr. Prince-ya.
Sanji slightly bows his head at him in acknowledgement.
Law
However, there is one thing that still bugs me….
Sanji
Oh?
Law
Why the interest in Corazon? You seem very keen to find out if he’s really dead or not.
Sanji
Corazon was–is…Doffy’s brother after all. His death shook a number of undercover Marine agents, enough to blow their covers.
Zoro
How would you know that?
Sanji
Because it all happened under wraps, which I make it my business to know. Your precious World Government made sure to cover it up nice and snug to keep up appearances.
Meanwhile, everyone else who actually did the work started pointing fingers, accusing each other of who ratted out your mate, afraid that they’re next. Ultimately, they hunted each other down. Now, while I don’t give two shits about the Marines, this whole ordeal should not be taken lightly.
Sanji leans forward on his seat.
Sanji
If he is alive, then Doffy has lied to me, which violates the rules of our country’s alliance. I’ll need to look into this matter personally to keep this quiet. If you let me help you, this will be beneficial for the both of us, I assure you.
Law takes a moment to process everything that Sanji had laid out for him. Reluctantly, he nods. Thinking it takes a criminal to know one. He reminds himself that he just needs advice and nothing more. He leans forward and shuffles in his pockets. He pulls out a folded piece of paper but before he could stretch his arm to offer it to Sanji, the blonde raises his hands in front of him.
Sanji
Let me just wash up. I still have Marine blood on me and I don’t want to get them all over your letters.
Sanji stands, then walks to the door.
Zoro’s eyes follow him. His expression softens at the blonde’s thoughtfulness and unexpected change in character. It must just be the single sip of the sake that clouds his own thoughts. He makes it clear to himself that it’s just acting–no doubt to get on Law’s good side then at the last second stab him in the back.
Sanji
Marimo-kun, the door, please?
Zoro
O-oh. Right.
Zoro unlocks the door, then hollers for a couple of Marines to take the Pirate King to the washroom, instructing them specifically to “be nice” if they value their lives. Hesitantly, they do as he says, even with the odd request, too scared to do anything out of hand especially after learning what had happened to their colleagues in the townsquare.
Law kicks back on his seat, placing his hands behind his head.
Law
He’s not what I expected.
Zoor closes the door behind him, and turns to the doctor, glaring at him.
Zoro
That may be the last thing in your head if you let your guard down. Remember what I told you earlier.
Law
His mind is his real weapon, not his claws. I know. But he–
Zoro
As soon as he charms you, he’ll make you do things you’ll regret. Luffy would kill me if he gets to you.
Law
You sound like you talk from experience….
Zoro
Don’t even go there. Have you forgotten that he’s just murdered a bunch of Marines not far from here?
Law
I…you’re right.
Zoro approaches Law, jabbing a finger on his chest.
Zoro
Don’t forget what I said.
Moments later, Sanji returns to the interrogation room, escorted by a couple of trembling Marines behind him. They bring him inside, then rush out the door, locking it behind them in a panicked state. The blonde looks and smells a lot cleaner this time, and his hair is damp again–presumably after having borrowed the navy’s shower room. Zoro and Law also can’t help but notice that he’s completely changed out of his blood-stained clothes, and is now sporting a Marine officer uniform worn with the coat buttons undone and no shirt underneath, keeping his front exposed.
Sanji saunters, twirls gracefully, then strikes a pose to show off his new outfit proudly. Zoro can’t help but let out an unexpected hearty laugh.
Zoro
That looks awful on you! You didn’t just pry it from the dead, did you?
Sanji
Goodness, no. They had spares. I admit, it’s a little loose, but you don’t have to be so mean.
Sanji flicks his hair, keeping his other hand on his hip. The small spray of water from his hair strands makes it look like sparkles in the air with the way the room’s light shone on it. He looks down at the swordsman, making the other man stop in his fit of laughter.
Sanji
Besides, I feel fantastic in it.
Hey, tattoo guy, let’s do this.
Sanji is back on his seat. The look of confidence he usually wears on his face has dithered away. He looks dumbfoundedly at the piece of paper that Law had given him. He flips the paper to check its back, looks at the front again, then flips it once more.
Sanji
This is it?
Law nods. His face had gone red.
Sanji
It just says “I love you.”
Law pulls out a stack of the similarly sized papers of varying shades from his breast pocket and lays it down in the middle of the table.
Law
Now you’ve seen one, you’ve seen it all. But uh… you can’t touch these.
Sanji slaps his forehead with the palm of his hand.
Sanji
I don’t know what I expected. THEY’RE NOT EVEN SIGNED!
Law
It’s something he’d do, okay?! You wouldn’t understand.
Sanji
No, I don’t!!! This is ridiculous! Is this seriously it?!
Sanji stops abruptly. His eyes stare at the stack of papers, shifting left and right, as if suddenly deep in thought–and he’s thinking fast. He inspects the one closely in his hand, then holds it close to the stack on the table, comparing the two.
Sanji
These papers are all not from the same place.
Law
Why does the paper matter?
Sanji
Because, my dear, this means that you’re always in his thoughts–or whoever’s writing it anyway. They didn’t write this all in one go then went about scattering it. They took their time, and wrote down a new letter each time they thought of you with whatever they could get their hands on.
Law freezes. Whatever thoughts he has, he keeps it in his head but it’s noticeably making his hands and lips tremble. After a few quiet moments, Zoro breaks the silence to help him out.
Zoro
Tra-guy, show him the other thing.
Law
Right….
Law pulls out a long envelope the length of his arm. He carefully places it in front of Sanji
Law
This came with the letter that you’ve got in your hand.
Sanji tilts his head curiously. He carefully sets down the letter he’d been given earlier, then gestures towards the envelope.
Sanji
May I?
Law nods.
Sanji gently lifts the flap, then pulls out a delicate feather from the envelope.
Law
The letters always come with a clue where to go next. My crew and I have been travelling for several months now, mostly in the Grand Line. This is the latest, and the reason why we thought Doflamingo may know something, or has got Corazon locked up somewhere. But we haven’t been able to track him down for quite some time.
Sanji pinches the hollow shaft, spinning the feather to admire its features.
Sanji
Hmm…I don’t think it’s Doffy. Though this would make a nice feather for a hat.
Law
What makes you say that?
Sanji claps his hands excitedly.
Sanji
Ooh, I’m glad you asked! There’s this hat that Zoro’s dad wears everywhere. It’s got this gorgeous white feather that makes it stand out nicely with–
Zoro
Not about the hat, stupid! Why do you think it’s not Doflamingo?
Sanji
Rude. But that’s a simple question. Doffy’s coat is pink. This is more purple-pink. Hmm… I think this might be from a South Bird. They’ve got a big body and an even bigger personality. They’re native to Skypiea.
Zoro’s brows shoot up.
Law
Skypiea? The legendary island in the sky? Isn’t that just a tall tale?
Zoro
I remember those birds. I can see why there’d be some confusion now.
Sanji
Have you been there, Marimo-kun?
Zoro smiles softly at the feather, then reaches out for it. Sanji obliges, handing it to him by the hollow shaft gently, their fingers brushing each other. The swordsman runs his hands through its soft barbs.
Zoro
Sure have, while travelling with my old captain.
Sanji watches Zoro admire the feather, taking notice of his brightened expression and hazel eye. He wonders what sort of tales he has in store. He doesn’t speak much of his old captain to him. Then again, he doesn’t really share a lot of things with him because why would he?
Only now did Sanji realise that he hasn’t really taken his time to admire the swordsman’s features up close. He makes a mental note to plan a sneaky peek under a different light–maybe outside during dawn or dusk when the colours of the sky would bring out his eye colour more.
Law
How do you know for certain that it’s from a South Bird, Mr. Prince-ya? I don’t recall you being an aviary expert.
Sanji
Oh, I’m not claiming to be a scientist in any way. But I have this thing for feather coats since Doffy likes to use it for sex.
Zoro drops the feather from his hands.
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Bepo
Captain! Captain!
Bepo, Penguin and Shachi tail Law as he stomps through the deck of the ship in a rush.
Bepo
CAPTAIN!!! Is the Pirate King seriously sailing with us?!
Penguin
I don’t think it’s a good idea. Did you see the townsquare? Have you not heard the stories?!
Law
Yes, yes and no. So everyone, stay out of his way. If there’s trouble, don’t deal with it by yourselves. Tell me or the swordsman.
Shachi
But which–
Law
The other , swordsman. Bepo, call everyone in for a briefing in five.
At that, Law vanishes inside the ship, leaving the trio to stand by idly at the doorway.
The three Heart Pirates hear a couple of thuds on the wooden deck. Nervously, they turn in unison to see who it was.
Zoro and Sanji stood by the edge, having just boarded the submarine. The swordsman had his arms crossed, looking at the distant water with his calm demeanor while the blonde waves at the trio with a cheerful smile across his face as a greeting.
The Heart Pirates’ cheeks flush pink. They give Sanji a shy wave in return. The Pirate King's smile clearly has infected them.
Shachi
He doesn't look that bad….
Penguin
Y–yeah…I don't know what the captain was talking about. He's not scary at all.
—
Bepo, Penguin and Shachi are in tears having just learned a small list of Sanji's most recent crimes from Law. The entire Heart Pirates crew sat on the round table in the ship’s galley with their two guests to discuss the mission ahead, but the doctor felt that introductions were in order first.
In truth, Law just wants his people to be extremely cautious of the most dangerous cargo that they’ve ever had on board. He wants to emphasize how serious the situation is so he nabbed Sanji’s file from the Marine base to share its contents to the entire crew.
Sanji sipped his tea calmly, quietly enjoying the conversation about himself, basking in all the attention and reactions that the Heart Pirates are giving him. He soaks it in, feeling smug about having his achievements read out to everyone.
Zoro sat next to him, finally able to enjoy a bottle of sake for himself. None of the information being relayed by Law is news to him, having been involved in more than half of Sanji’s escapades on the receiving end. He’d been trying to kill the man for more than a couple of decades after all.
Law
Did…did you guys already forget that he just slaughtered all those Marines?
Zoro
You're one to talk, Traffy. You did the same thing when he said he'd help you.
Law
Shut up….
Sanji turns his head towards the doctor.
Sanji
Did you really? That's a bit funny.
Bepo
But…but Captain, shouldn't he be detained then?
Sanji gives the polar bear an icy glare.
Bepo’s full body of fur stands on end. Penguin, Shachi and himself hug each other tighter, yelling out cries for help.
Law
There's no point. Detaining him is how we lose our ship. The Marines tried to cuff him and now their entrails are all over the place as a consequence. Just keep an eye on him and do what I told you earlier. Report anything suspicious, is that clear?
Heart Pirates
Yes, Captain!
With that, Law proceeds to brief everyone in the room about the plan to follow Corazon’s trail to Skypiea, and that the Pirate King will be assisting them during their journey and the next until they find Corazon or whoever’s behind the letters. The doctor announces that they will have to stop by Sabaody Archipelago first which is the closest place where they can get a decent portable bubble ship, unless they find an alternative way to safely transport people up in the sky that could withstand the terrifying knock up streams that lead up to it. He makes a point to thank Zoro for his insight as to what’s to be expected given that he’d been to the sky island already.
Zoro
Our former navigator should have a decent map drawn of the country already. At least the places where we've been to anyway, which was most of it. If you think that will help, I'll need a long-distant transponder snail to ask her for a copy. And potentially half a million Beri. She doesn't give away stuff for free, even to her own nakama.
Law
What the hell? I don't have that kind of money. Can’t you get a discount if you’re nakama?
Zoro
N–no…if I use that as an excuse she’ll probably just charge me more. Hey Curls, aren’t you king or something? You’d have the dough and some.
Sanji
Do you see large amounts of gold on me? I don’t carry that much treasure around, stupid. Unless you want me to be traced, I’d rather not withdraw Beri from a bank.
Law
We’ll have to do some fundraising in Sabaody then. Penguin, please show Zoro-ya our communications room after this briefing.
Penguin
Yes, Captain.
Law proceeds to lay out the plan, covering the less exciting details like the estimated duration of the voyage, food stock and potential jobs that they can do on the side for Beri. It will inevitably cost them more time than the doctor had anticipated, but they may not have any choice in the matter. He prays that they miraculously run into any one of Sanji’s contacts who just so happen to be carrying his gold around.
Sanji leans slightly towards Zoro and softly speaks so only he can hear him.
Sanji
Your navigator sounds like a smart lady, by the way. And the price is reasonable, given its rarity and how difficult it is to get to the island. The more I learn about your old crew, the more I wish I got to meet them.
Zoro gives a light-hearted chuckle then speaks just as quietly.
Zoro
Well, if you weren't such a murderous bastard, you might have actually gotten along with them.
Sanji
You think so? Do you think that I can meet them one day?
Zoro
Over my dead body.
After the briefing, the Heart Pirates return to their respective duties except for Penguin who waits for Zoro and Sanji at the door as ordered to take them to the communications room so the swordsman can contact his navigator friend.
On their way out, Sanji makes very brief eye contact with a large man that they call Jean Bart, who slightly nods his way, almost to a bow, before walking off in the opposite direction. Zoro makes a mental note of their interaction.
—
The trip to Sabaody Archipelago is going as smoothly as they had hoped, having only done a couple of stops here and there to stock up and stretch their legs. Zoro and Sanji quickly realise that it is absolutely necessary to go on long walks and exercise whenever they can given how often they get stuck indoors so the sub can dive deep in the water to avoid unwanted attention. Then there’s the matter of their sleeping arrangements.
The Polar Tang’s bunk rooms aren’t anything special. They’re small and cramped where the mattresses are contained in boxes similar to that of the Thousand Sunny Go except that it’s welded firmly against the wall instead of being suspended by ropes. Zoro and Sanji shared a room so the swordsman could keep an eye on him. He also insisted that he gets to keep the bottom bunk in case he finds a reason to skewer the curly brows above him for any reason.
Much to Zoro’s surprise, Sanji keeps to himself while in their shared room, only ever tearing his eyes away from the book that he’s reading to ask if he feels like doing an activity together, or to tell him where he wants to go so the swordsman can follow along. He’d even wake him up to make sure he knows where he’s going if he wants to wander around. Aside from that, Zoro notices that Sanji had taken a lot of liking to just quietly watch the view from their round window, especially when they go underwater.
The crew were extremely tense during the first three days of having Sanji on board but by the fifth day, they had invited him over for a game night on one of their few and precious days off. Zoro assumed that the Pirate King had somehow captured their hearts while he’s not looking.
None of the Heart Pirates had any real money in their name so Sanji proposed that they bargain with chores, volunteering to even take a few from each one to make himself useful in the ship while they’re travelling and to even the odds of the play.
Zoro sat at the furthest table in the mess hall, quietly enjoying a tankard of beer to himself while watching their game unfold into a messy havoc of drunken fun. He watches big smiles across everyone’s faces as the Pirate King tosses in another straight flush–his sixth in a row. The victim this time is the poor Clione who apparently has to fold clothes for two weeks.
After seeing the man melt into despair, Sanji opens the palms of his hands, revealing four extra cards that had been hiding in his sleeves. Everyone laughed at Clione, then at Sanji for confessing that he had been swapping cards around to his advantage. This means that the blonde has to take the laundry chore from Clione, and with a longer duration of four weeks for cheating. They joke about keeping the king as a chore boy, even after the mission is finished.
Sanji and the Heart Pirates were like that through the rest of night. It was as though the blonde’s just an ordinary human being who’s trying to have a good time with his friends. Zoro couldn’t help but smile to himself after seeing a particularly hearty grin from Sanji's face. He wonders what about the man that makes his smile so contagious.
Again, to Zoro’s surprise, the Pirate King stays true to his word and begins to spend most of his mornings folding laundry in their shared room. The Heart Pirates have taken to knocking on their door less formally, or just flat out shouting from the other side to ask if their clothes are ready for collection. Penguin had occasionally shown up just after showering, fully naked and exposed, desperately begging for a pair of his underpants because he'd forgotten to take one and a towel earlier. Sanji fusses over him like a mother hen, nagging him to be more organised next time, but proceeds to help the man anyway.
By the seventh day since setting sail, Zoro finds himself helping Sanji do laundry. They fall into a comfortable silence, which he didn’t realise was possible at all. Though sometimes they share a small banter, throw harmless snide comments, or offer to fetch each other stuff from the kitchen. There was no mention of their old life and how for two decades they had tried to relentlessly kill each other. Both are content enough to just focus on the now. It was peaceful and Zoro isn't about to question why and how this was the case.
During the afternoons, Sanji either visits the galley to catch up with whoever Heart Pirates are on break, or wanders to the library to borrow or read more books. The Polar Tang’s library is more of a shared study space but nevertheless, it’s the coziest part of the ship, given how almost every corner of the sub smells metallic or sterilisation chemicals. Most of the time, Zoro and Sanji are the only ones there given how busy everyone else is, except for Bepo who occassionally uses the nearby drafting table to chart their maps. As long as he keeps himself clean and his bottles checked, Zoro is allowed to drink in the room, away from delicate books, while Sanji delves into a variety of different topics like navigation, geography, Devil Fruits, marine life and a particularly cheap looking cooking-for-dummies book.
One lazy day, there was a knock on one of the bookshelves. Zoro and Sanji lift their heads to find Law and Bepo standing by.
Law
Zoro-ya, a word?
Zoro nods then gets up from the couch to approach the man. He notices that Bepo walks up to sit in his place happily. Him and the Pirate King share a book about deep sea fishes together. The swordsman assumes that the mink had been assigned to keep an eye on the blonde while he’s momentarily away.
Law leads him to his office, where he takes a seat then beckons the swordsman to sit at the other side of his desk. Zoro follows.
Law
I don’t think this changes anything with our mission, but I noticed something odd with the mad king’s file that you might find…interesting.
Law places the thick folder that he had stolen from the Marine base on the table–Sanji’s criminal record. Zoro takes it in his hand then flicks through the papers. He’d seen them all already. He’s a slaver who raids his competitors to steal their “stock” instead of acquiring them himself. He specialises in trading, particularly dangerous criminals–pirates and bandits alike–to sell them to bigger, badder, wealthier criminals to do their dirty work. Most of his clients and partners are corrupt politicians or individuals with private armies like Doflamingo who are in constant demand for troops. On top of that, Sanji has an endless list of serious offenses: arson, murder, stealing, a few kidnappings, warfare–the whole lot.
There’s also a simplified version of Zoro’s reports from when he actively sought out the Pirate King–it lists out where their fights had taken place, any surrounding casualties, and the conclusion of their encounter. The swordsman doesn’t particularly remember them to detail at the top of his head, but scanning through the papers relives old headache-inducing memories of their game of cat and mouse. So far they’ve been pretty even with who’s won and who didn’t.
Zoro makes a point to not kill his enemies. So every time he wins their fight, he hands Sanji over to the Marines to lock him out for life. And every time they try to transport him, he breaks out of his chains and leaves evidence of his carnage just like how he did on the island where they picked him up. Some time in the past, he’d somehow survived and killed his way out of Enies Lobby by himself before they could drag him inside the gates, making him the third person to ever break out of initial confinement after Nico Robin and Franky when his old Straw Hat crew went in to rescue them.
Zoro throws the folder back on the table. He shrugs his shoulders.
Zoro
Tell me something I don’t know.
Law leans over, then re-opens the folder, navigating to the part where the Marines have compiled copies of slave buyers’ proof of purchases and ownership records. He taps on the detailed breakdown list.
Law
He only sells other criminals.
Zoro
So? He’s still a slaver.
Law
They’re not worth a lot because they’re trouble.
Zoro
But they're plentiful. Plus he’s sold ones with Devil Fruit abilities.
Law
Which still isn’t as much as a fishman, a mermaid or a child by a long shot. They’re worth hundreds of thousands, depending who you talk to.
Zoro
So what’s your point?
Law pulls a small stack of papers from under the pile–a worryingly long list of individuals that were owned by other rival slavers. It’s a rundown of the people that they have on their inventory, referring to them as a sequence of numbers instead of their actual names. It has details of their age, race and gender.
Law
He’s acquired them, but not sold them. They just vanish when he gets a hold of them.
Zoro can feel his temper rising.
Zoro
You think he set them free? What, that he’s one of those doing-the-bad-thing-for-a-good-reason kind of person?
Law
I’m just saying…
Zoro
We don’t know what he does with them. For all we know, he saves the “best” ones for himself. Or he’s killed them.
Law
I suppose….
Zoro leans back on his seat, crossing his arms.
Zoro
He got to you too, didn’t he? Now you’re in love with him just like the rest of your crew and we’re barely at our first stop. He must have put the idea in your head somehow that he’s somewhat a decent man.
Law
I’m not saying he is, but I–
Zoro
He’s not. You don’t know him as well as I do. He’s probably just playing nice so he can make friends with you lot then control you somehow.
Law sighs in defeat, then takes a moment to find the right words.
Law
Zoro-ya, there’s usually more to a person than meets the eye. You can’t ignore the fact that the World Government likes to hide things and embellish on some to make themselves look like gods. They’ve burnt down libraries and destroyed valuable parts of our history to make that happen. If I were you, I wouldn’t trust everything that the Celestial Dragons say.
And I think, deep inside, you know what I’m talking about. I’ve seen the way you look at him.
Zoro gives Law a deathly glare, as if warning him to choose his next words carefully.
Law stands.
Law
You might want to consider your stance with him by the time we find Corazon.
But just…at least think about what I said about the Celestial Dragons, alright? I really don’t have to care about you. But as the first mate of the Straw Hat pirates, you need to consider what’s best for your crew. He may not do things the conventional way, but I think the Pirate King of the North might be one of the best allies Luffy could have right now. Especially because you wouldn't want him fighting for the other side when the time comes.
Zoro’s brows shoot up.
Zoro
Luffy? What about Luffy needing allies?
Law
Has he not spoken to you?
Zoro
No…I threw all my transponder snails away, remember?
Law sighs.
Law
Luffy plans to take on Kaido.
—
The Polar Tang finally arrives at Sabaody Archipelago. As soon as they dock the submarine in the safest and quietest grove they could find, The Heart Pirates, Zoro and Sanji practically pass out on the green grass on the giant mangroves.
Sanji
Well, fuck my ass and call me Susan. That sun is immaculate and this grass is so soft.
Shachi
I haven't heard of that one before.
Bepo
Hey! Do you guys hear that?
Everyone listens intently. Bepo's ears twitch as he looks around, changing the angle of his head so he could determine the direction it's coming from.
Bepo
It sounds like a concert!! Or…a game show? Maybe a festival? Do you think we can check it out? I hope Uta is playing!
Penguin
I’d kill to see Soul King live.
Law finally catches up to them. He stands in the middle of the field where everyone sun bathed.
Law
You have a day. By tomorrow I want everyone focused on looking around for jobs and sourcing out a bubble ship that can fit at least ten people. I'll keep watch this round.
Everyone rejoiced at the news. They begin to stand to make most of the day.
Law
Except for you, Pirate King. You have to stay behind. Everyone knows your face, and they have giant snails here that can transmit videos.
Sanji
Hmm….
Zoro
Why did you have to tell him what to do? Now he's going to do the opposite.
Law rolls his eyes then begins to walk away.
Law
It's your job to keep an eye on him. Good luck. Call me on your den-den mushi if you need me. Don't throw it away this time.
Zoro audibly groans. He rolls onto his elbows then pushes himself up.
Zoro
Hey Curls, I’ve been meaning to ask, do you… want… to–?
Zoro looks up and finds that he's by himself in the field. He frantically searches around and sees Sanji and the rest of the Heart Pirates already running as fast as they can towards the city where the distant sounds of loud music blared loudly. Some split into groups and some wander off on their own.
Zoro
Son of a–WAIT!!!
—
In Sabao Dome, Sanji and a few of the Heart Pirates managed to sneak into the stadium, finding themselves right in the thick of a massive crowd close to the main stage. They’re all feeling young, giddy and especially adventurous after having consumed their fifth drink too quickly. Sanji was able to acquire himself a long hood to cover himself so he could continue his day out without any interruptions from the local Marines.
Sanji
Bepo, hold my beer.
Penguin
YES!!
Shachi
Do it, do it, do it!
Bepo
I don't know about this…Captain's going to kill us.
Bepo takes Sanji's cup regardless.
—
It took Zoro about two hours to track down the runaway Heart Pirates that had Sanji in tow. He held onto his own hood, trying his best to hide his identity while fighting through the crowd in the stadium as he approached them.
During his struggle, he learns from people’s discussions that the show is an annual event that is currently being recorded and broadcasted live. It's an open auction where any member of the public has a chance to bid and win a date with an eligible bachelor or bachelorette. All their proceeds would go towards charity so it’s always for a good cause. This year, they plan to expand the local school, improve facilities of the public hospital and if they’re lucky, rebuild some of the more run down areas in groves that have abandoned neighbourhoods.
The show presents the last stretch of eligible bachelorettes. The made up women walk through the runway to present themselves and the crowd roars in reaction. Paddles of different colours and numbers flash up in the air as the bidding begins for the first participant. An auctioneer in a fine tuxedo introduces them and begins taking bids, one bachelorette at a time.
By the time they're almost done with the last woman, Zoro finally joins the rest of the crew. They all yelp out in surprise.
Zoro
Oi!!!
Shachi
Ah, shit!
Zoro
Why the hell did you run from me?! And with him!!
Don't you DARE run now!
Bepo stops in his tracks, then turns to bow down apologetically to Zoro.
Bepo
…I'm so sorry…
Penguin and Shachi
SO WEAK!!!
Zoro
So?! Where the hell is he?
Penguin
Uh…
Shachi
He err…
Bepo
Well…
Zoro looked furiously at the other Heart Pirates. They shudder under his eye and hide behind the large polar bear.
The auctioneer slams the hammer several times against the lectern, congratulating a noble located on the second floor for winning the last date available for the show. Suddenly, he starts moving back through the curtains, looking like he was called urgently by someone from backstage.
Bepo
I really hope that means he's changed his mind.
Shachi
But…I kinda really wanted to see him.
Penguin
Me too.
Zoro
What are you on about?
The auctioneer returns to the stage with a wide smile on his face. He declares that he brings exciting news and tells everyone to not leave the stadium no matter what.
The lights go dim, and with a well built anticipation, he reveals the last minute surprise for the people of Sabao Dome, and for everyone watching live.
A spotlight focuses in the middle of the stage.
At the far end of the runway, in the darkness, everyone could see a mysterious figure step out of the curtains. The silhouette moved with grace and confidence, trailing behind a waterfall skirt that complemented the shape’s fluid movements. It walks towards the spotlight, then slows down as it nears the center stage. One agonisingly suspenseful step at a time, long slender legs appear under the light, revealing a lean figure in a long sparkling dress and matching coloured high heels. The figure takes another step, and everyone can see the person’s flat chest that links up to defined shoulder blades and slim but muscular arms. The swordsman can’t help but start to recognise the individual by the visible scars on their skin. The figure puts a hand on a hip, and with the other, flicks one side of their skirt before taking one final step to reveal their identity.
Zoro thinks that he’ll die right there and then–from the sight and from the whole idea of it. His jaw drops involuntarily, and the same goes to the rest of the Heart Pirates standing behind him.
Sanji opens his eyes behind gold-glittered lids. He runs his tongue across the top of his reddened lips, and slowly trails a splayed hand from his thigh, teasing the crowd with a sight of his skin near his center through slit of his dress, drags his hand to follow his curve up to his chest, then finally he lifts his hair to reveal his long inviting neck to the crowd. He leans slightly on the side where his hand is on his hip, and gives the broadcasting transmission snail a seductive kiss in the air and one of his classic winks. The video footage feeds through all available screens in the area and beyond.
To Zoro’s horror and excitement, the auctioneer announces.
Auctioneer
We proudly present…our final bachelor…THE PIRATE KING OF THE NORTH!!!
The crowd goes nuts. The screaming is so deafening that the swordsman hears ringing behind his ears. Poor Bepo had to push his sensitive ears down to put up with the uproar. They get stuck watching the events unfold in front of them, unable to move like sardines in a can. They feel the crowd push in further from outside as people try to squeeze themselves closer to the stage as the bidding war begins.
Zoro and the Heart Pirates had to risk losing their voices just to hear each other.
Zoro
THE MONEY’S NOT EVEN FOR US! DOES HE KNOW THIS?!
Penguin
HE DOES!! HE SAID HE’LL FISH OUT THE WEALTHIEST PERSON IN SABAODY, GO ON A DATE, THEN STEAL FROM THEM WHEN THEY BRING HIM HOME!
Shachi
BUT NO DATES UNTIL HE SEES THEM PAY THE CHARITY FIRST! THAT WAS THE PLAN!
Bepo
WHAT DID YOU SAY, ZORO?! DO YOU KNOW THAT THAT’S THE KING?! HOW DOES HE WALK LIKE THAT WITH THOSE HEELS, RIGHT?!
Zoro lets out a pained groan and attempts to fight the crowd to get to Sanji quickly. It’s too dangerous for him to use haki, or to simply jump up in the air as he’s afraid of knocking people out given how grossly clustered the dome had become. He barely makes any progress at all. He’d never seen this many people freak out over one man. And of course it had to be him.
Penguin
HEY SHACHI! LOOK I’M BIDDING BUT I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY! HAH!
Penguin awkwardly waves his coloured paddle up above his head.
Shachi
FOR CHORE BOY? HAH!
Bepo
Captain is going to kill us for real…. I’m sure this time.
The auctioneer starts taking bids, starting at a ridiculously high price of 100,000 Beri. This immediately cuts off half of the public but it doesn’t stop the wealthier citizens raising their paddles, all desperate to have but a few moments of their time with the Pirate King.
Zoro thought he’d hated the man before. Now he wants to personally strangle him in front of everyone. He continues to struggle through the crowd, effectively separating himself from the Heart Pirates.
Penguin
Swordsman! It’s not a good idea to split the party with a crowd this big!!
Zoro ignores the man and trudges on. He needs to drag Sanji’s ass out of there now.
The auctioneer continues to take bids.
300,000…
850,000…
1,100,000…
4,500,000…
The crowd goes quiet. It was an eerie feeling of having gone from extreme loudness down to nothing. Another spotlight shone on the crowd, focusing on a pompous-looking woman who is fanning herself with the bidding paddle, looking mighty proud that no one can top her high bid.
Suddenly, there was a sound of heavy doors opening, followed by a booming voice that filled the air.
Voice
ONE. BILLION. BERI.
Everyone’s gaze collectively turns towards the source of sound. The spotlight travelled from the pompous woman towards the farthest back area of the stadium.
The crowd parts for a man in a white boiler suit and resin bubble over his head. He approaches the stage slowly–not on his feet, but by using a larger man underneath him as a mount. He gives the slave an agonising snap of his whip to make him go forward, pulling the chain that’s secured around his neck painfully.
Zoro
Shit. Shit. Shit. Fuck. Shit.
Zoro tries to squeeze through faster, but the crowd refuses to budge completely with most of them trying to bow down to the new arrival.
A Celestial Dragon is approaching, and Sanji can’t help but smile.
Notes:
This Sanji likes to look and feel fantastic.
Also, Bepo is love.
Chapter 6
Summary:
The King is unkind to those who deserve it, and kind to those who need it.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
In the wealthier district of Sabaody Archipelago, Zoro perches on the roof of a tall bell tower. From afar, he carefully watches a squad of royal guards lead slaves that are carrying two individuals on their backs all the way from Sabao Dome. They finally stop at a particularly large mansion behind high iron gates and thick brick walls. Inside, there is a polished garden that has thick ivies climbing up to the very top of the marble facade of the main building. The slaves set down the heavy carrier by the entrance, then the Celestial Dragon ushers Sanji into his house. The swordsman sighs in disappointment, silently cursing the situation at hand. He’d hoped to have an opening where he can nab the blonde while they’re outside but it never came to, given how many guards there were.
Law continues to speak on the line of his transponder snail.
Law
Don't do anything stupid. Wait for us and just keep tabs on the line.
Zoro
No. No matter what you do, stay away. I don’t think they’ve linked you guys with Curls yet and I'd rather it stay that way. Have you got the rest of the Heart Pirates with you?
Law
They arrived about five minutes ago. They’re…not happy to say the least.
Zoro hears several familiar voices in the background, begging the swordsman for forgiveness and crying out for Sanji to come back safely.
Law
So what now, swordsman? How do you plan to infiltrate the most heavily guarded holiday house in Sabaody Archipelago by yourself? You need my power. It'll take seconds to get him out as soon as I get there.
Zoro
I said, no. Look, these guys don't joke around. If they see you somehow cause trouble for any World Nobles, they'll send an Admiral to hunt you down until you're dead or imprisoned. If I think he's going to do what I think he intends to do, he very well may be turning the entire world against him.
Law
And…what's that?
Zoro
I think he wants to kill the Celestial Dragon.
—
It was easy enough to hurdle the initial gates, but staying hidden in the enclosed area is proving to be just as difficult as he expected. Zoro can’t rely on staying on the ground as there are too many patrols. And he can’t break inside the mansion from above because that would mean jumping from a far distance and landing with a bang, then dealing with guards on the floor anyway. He decides to push through the only and the most annoying option he has left.
As soon as the opportunity presents itself, he shimmies up the mansion walls, silently praying that the thick ivy vines and trellises that he’s holding onto don't give into his weight. He's never been a fan of stealth missions or anything that required subtlety. Through the windows, he sees Sanji and the Celestial Dragon walking along a corridor and into a room. He follows, traversing through the climbing plants. He stops just under a balcony of the room where he assumed they had gone. He wraps his limbs around one of its support pillars and waits for any sign to see if he was right.
Sanji
Saint Charlos, my dear, I'll need a second to freshen up.
Saint Charlos
Of course! Don’t be long.
There was the sound of a click, presumably the door closing. Zoro jumps and grabs onto the platform above him. He carefully raises himself, enough to peek through the gaps of the balcony’s balustrades. He worriedly looks around when he realises that there’s no one in the open room, so pulls himself up further, shoving a foot between the railing.
Suddenly, a face pokes up in front of him.
Sanji
Hi~
Zoro’s hands slip. He tries to recover himself by flailing his arms around but to no avail. He falls backwards.
Zoro
ACK–!
Sanji snatches him by the collar of his open robe and pulls him back. Zoro takes the opportunity to grab onto the top railing and the blonde’s outstretched arm. He hooks his other foot between another set of balustrades, finally able to get some semblance of stability.
Sanji speaks in a whisper.
Sanji
My god, you are terrible at this. I could hear you shuffling around behind the walls. I had to compensate a lot for you, you know.
Zoro
What–?
Sanji covers his mouth with his other hand, practically slapping it. He tuts, shaking his head.
Sanji
Too loud. But…I can’t help but think how romantic this all is. It’s very sweet of you to put yourself in danger and come all this way, Zoro. You’re not worried about me, are you?
For some reason, the sound of his name coming from the blonde gives Zoro butterflies in his stomach. He blinks dumbly a couple of times, then slaps Sanji’s hand out of his mouth.
Zoro
Curls, we don't have time for this. We have to go now.
Sanji
What, why? I'm in the middle of a heist here. A heist! For money! We're pirates–we like money! Actually, you can clear our way out. At the eastern side there’s a hidden passage that they use as an escape route for emergencies. I've been told it's under a big willow tree. I want you to find it and make sure there are no guards on the way out in two hours.
Zoro
Two…? Fuck that. Let’s just–
Sanji
You can manage that, can’t you? You know which side is east, right? He won’t know what hit him until we’re way out of here. He’s far too rich to notice anything missing. I’ll have the money and some when I’m through, I promise.
Zoro
What? Is this really just about…? Curls, this isn't worth it. We can just stick to Traffy’s plan.
Sanji places a finger on Zoro’s lips then gives him a warm smile. The swordsman didn’t realise that the hand that gripped his collar is now splayed over his chest.
Sanji
Shh…too loud. And just…can you just give me a sec to take this in? Please?
Zoro furrows his brows in confusion and looks around, trying to make sense of what the blonde is talking about. Then it dawns on him.
It’s just like what he’d seen on the covers of those romantic books about forbidden love. It’s where the suitor breaks in just for a chance to see his beloved by the windowsill. He played the brave man standing outside on the balcony, trying to win his love’s affection, and Sanji is the girl in a fine dress that he’d been chasing. The cool wind blows calmly through them, giving Zoro the rare chance to see both of Sanji’s eyes up close, bright and blue, looking back at him longingly.
Sanji
Can I try something?
Sanji gently cups both sides of Zoro’s face in his hands then pulls him in, his lips just hovering over Zoro’s own. He pauses there, as if giving the swordsman a chance to back off.
Zoro’s head tells him that he should push him away. By all accounts, with everything that they’ve been through and everything that he’d seen him do, he should be repulsed by this.
But his heart screamed louder at that moment. He finds himself unable to move away. Instead, his open eyelid droops down.
Sanji moves in and places his lips lightly onto his. He parts himself away for a second to look Zoro in the eye, carefully assessing his reaction. When the swordsman tips forwards ever so slightly, he takes the hint. He angles his head and clashes their mouths together.
They start their exchange gently, taking in each other’s sensations. When Sanji teases a tongue between Zoro’s lips, it quickly becomes frantic and desperate. They deepen their kiss as their hands keenly seek and explore each other’s skins, sliding under fabrics of clothing and grasping whatever they can in an attempt to pull themselves closer together.
Finally, Sanji forces himself to pull away before it gets too messy, leaving a trail of spit stretching between their tongues. Zoro couldn’t help but follow the momentum as he craved for more. They both take a second to catch their breaths. The swordsman looks into the blonde’s eyes again, then down to his mouth, trying to process what just happened. The feeling of the softness of his lips and the taste of his tongue on his own linger still.
Zoro
That was…
Sanji smiles fondly and lets out a light-hearted chuckle. He wipes the stain of his lipstick off Zoro’s lips, leaning back slightly to admire the strong features of his face while cleaning any proof of his makeup.
Sanji
Zoro… I…
Zoro slides his hands from Sanji's forearms up to his shoulders, then wraps his hands gently around the back of his neck.
Zoro
Curls…don't kill him.
Sanji's smile fades quickly, then he looks at the swordsman in confusion. His expression turns sour.
Sanji
You're trying to protect them…?
Zoro
No! I–
Sanji pushes Zoro by the chest, jerking himself away, taking backward steps.
Zoro fumbles but manages to catch the top railing of the balcony just in time before he could lose his balance.
Zoro
It's not like that! Curls, I am here because I…. Look, if you kill him, they'll send every Admiral and Warlord to get you and I might not be able to protect you from them. They'll send Mihawk.
Sanji
You think I need your protection? You? The person who's been trying to kill me for–
Suddenly, blood bursts out of his nose, staining the front half of his dress.
Zoro
Woah–!
Sanji
–the fuck?!
Sanji cups his hands over his face and runs inside, looking around clumsily for any piece of cloth to stop the bleeding and to clean himself with. Finally he finds facial tissues stashed on a dresser at the far end of the room.
There was a knock on the door. Zoro was about to hurdle over the railing to help the blonde but quickly skirts the balustrade to hide behind the outer wall instead.
Saint Charlos
Everything okay, princess?
Sanji
Y–yes, dear! Don’t come in yet. I’ll be there soon!
The door bursts open regardless. Saint Charlos saunters in.
Saint Charlos
Are you alright? I thought I heard–why are you bleeding?
Sanji
Of course I am. I’m in the house of a mighty World Noble after all. One has to work up the bravery just to be by your side, Your Grace. Nervous jitters.
Saint Charlos
Ah, I see. There's no shame in admitting it. I am magnificent, especially compared to someone like you. Come on then, my slaves will clean you up.
The Celestial Dragon lays a hand on Sanji’s lower back, ushering him through the door where he came from.
Sanji steals a glance behind him, only to find that there’s no one in the room. He uses his haki but can't seem to sense anyone’s presence. He returns his gaze forwards, feeling torn about the whole ordeal.
—
Thick clouds darken the skies and the rain starts pouring heavily. From under the refuge of an especially large willow tree, Zoro looks up and adjusts his hood frustratingly, trying to keep himself dry. His leg twitches restlessly. He keeps thinking about his last interaction with the blonde and tries to make sense of his own actions. He should hate the guy, but he can no longer deny his attraction to him. When he blinks, he realises that he's running his fingers across his lips, unable to shake the lingering sensation of their shared contact. The worst part is, he didn’t hate anything about it at all, nor did he realise that he had any regrets. He grips onto Wado's handle to keep his hands occupied.
He looks down on the trapdoor located just under the tree trunk, silently praying that the tunnel through it is the correct one that Sanji had instructed him to find. He won't, of course, admit to the other man that he'd gone the complete opposite direction initially. Of course he didn't have much luck looking for any secret passages that way. He just kept wandering around until he found an easy pick royal guard to intimidate so he could show him the way and that's how he ended up here. He almost felt sorry for the poor fellow when he rendered him unconscious and dumped his body somewhere hard to find.
The swordsman quietly wonders to himself if Sanji had anticipated this kerfuffle, and that's why he had given him two whole hours instead of a shorter duration.
He’s lost track of the exact time, but he’s certain that it’s coming close to the two hour mark that the blonde had set. From afar, Zoro tries to look through the mansion window to check on the grandfather clock he’d been watching, but the rain is so heavy now that it clouded his vision of the landscape, barely able to make the silhouette of the house from where he sat.
The swordsman concentrates on his observation haki, detecting five presences running towards him. He stands and draws two blades, ready to strike.
The group of people come to a halt as soon as they see Zoro up close. They gasp in fear and hold each other's hands. They all have tattered clothes and no shoes, and around their necks are fresh purple and yellow bruises. The swordsman recognises two of the men as the ones that carried the Celestial Dragon and Sanji all the way from Sabao Dome but it looks like they had lost their collars.
When he looks down, he sees a small figure trembling madly behind them. A child with an angry red mark on his chest, shaped like a dragon’s claw, exactly like the one on Sanji’s back. His tan skin isn't textured like normal human skin, but instead, has an iridescent shine to it. On the sides of his face where his ears should be are fins covering a set of gills.
Man 1
That scar and the hair…. It’s–it’s the Demon Warlord–Roronoa Zoro!
Woman 1
What…what do we do? I thought Your Highness said that this path is clear?
Woman 2
The Warlord must be working for the Celestial Dragons and has come to stop us!
The swordsman frowns at that statement. He wonders if he's done the right thing all these years, which is a question that's come up quite a lot since starting this mission to find Corazon.
Man 2
Please–please have mercy! Junior here has never seen light! Just let him go, and w–we’ll stay!
Man 1
No, we've seen what they all do to people like us. We're all dead anyway, but I'd rather die fighting! Son, make a run for it!
The man recklessly charges in with a makeshift shiv in his hand. He lunges at Zoro, who steps aside and trips him with the blunt side of one of his swords. The man falls on his face.
Merchild
Dad, no!!!
The merchild ducks between the other people’s legs and charges angrily. He uses his webbed fists to throw punches against Zoro’s stomach.
Merchild
You hurt him!!
Zoro stares at the small figure and senses that the others are shaking in fear, too frozen and afraid to move. He raises his swords–
The others cry out–
–and sheathes his blades back on his hips. He kneels down to catch the child’s fists with his hands and speaks calmly.
Zoro
Did the Pirate King free you?
The first man pushes himself up by the elbows on the ground and spits at him.
Man 1
Don’t hurt him!
Merchild
So what if he did?! He’s a kind man and you’re–you’re–
Zoro lets go of the merchild.
Zoro
Your punches are making my belly itchy, that’s all.
The merchild blinks at him, but stops his assault.
Zoro offers a hand to the man he’d tripped.
Zoro
If you’re looking for the way out, it’s just through that trapdoor behind me. We don’t have a lot of time so grab the torch I set up inside and run. Just be careful, I’m not quite certain what you’ll find on the other side of the tunnel.
There was a moment of silence. It takes a second for the group of people to fully realise that the feared Warlord is on their side. The man on the ground takes Zoro’s hand and the swordsman lifts him onto his feet.
Merchild
Dad!!!
The family reunites. They hug affectionately.
Woman 1
You’re…you’re helping us?
Man 2
We know what’s on the other side. I know where we can find a sloop to get out of this island.
Zoro
That’s not a bad idea. That way we can protect you outside too. Just make sure to stay low and quiet until we get back. Do you know where the Pirate King is now?
Woman 2
He said he’s off to the treasure room and then he’d meet us on the way out but…that was about half an hour ago. We thought he’d caught up to us by then so we just ran out ourselves as soon as we could use the rain for cover.
Zoro nods as thanks and proceeds to walk towards the mansion.
—
Not far from the house, a group of royal guards surround a hunched figure wrapped in a large curtain taken from one of the windows inside. The soldiers charge in one after another, relentlessly attacking with weapons on hand. The figure dodges left and right, occasionally taking swipes against them. The figure knocks back clusters of them each time, but in its weakened state, it’s not enough to take them out. They simply stand on their feet again and begin another round of assault.
A royal guard spears right through the figure from behind.
Sanji’s eyes jolt open, the pain that sears through his chest becomes unbearable when the guard twists the weapon while it's inside him then pulls it out forcefully. He screams, his voice breaking. While overwhelmed, he senses another guard somewhere on his left side swing his sword low, slicing the tendons on both his ankles, dropping him to his knees. He readies himself for another direct blow from a guard wielding a heavy mace right in front of him. Over the guard’s shoulder, he sees glints of three lines shine through the mist of the rain.
There was a heavy gush of wind and a flash of green. Sanji was in too much pain to fully understand what's going on but he could hear the clashing of blades and cries for help around him.
Zoro
Three Swords Style…Tatsu Maki!
A powerful whirlwind forms around the swordsman and Sanji, effectively blowing and damaging the royal guards in its wake. They fly up high in the air and fall roughly on the ground, knocking them out. The one who landed right in front of the blonde somehow stayed awake. The guard writhes and attempts to get up, but Sanji throws a heavy punch reinforced with armament haki across his head, cracking his skull. The blonde speaks in a difficult, huffed breath.
Sanji
I…had it all…under control…Shitty Mosshead.
He tips forwards.
Zoro runs, sheathing his swords and catches the blonde before he falls on the ground. When he angles him back, the curtain that wrapped around him slips off his body. The swordsman gapes in horror, shocked at the sight.
Sanji’s dress had been torn to shreds. He’s practically naked under the curtain cover. His heels are nowhere to be found, only having his bare feet to walk with. He has a deep puncture through his upper chest and a nasty cut across his ankles–both fresh and bleeding from the fight just now. The full lengths of his arms are reddened and scratched. One side of his body has a large purple bruise that spans from his ribs right through to his back. He also can’t help but notice evidence of trauma and a messy cluster of teeth marks along his inner thigh towards his groin. As horrendous as the sight of his wounds may be, the worst detail that the swordsman can see is the large metal clamp that hangs around Sanji’s neck. He recognises them as a slave’s chain.
Sanji
Take a picture. It’ll last longer.
Zoro
…Did he do this to you?
Sanji doesn't move or reply. His hair had become heavily damp in the rain, covering his face. When Zoro dips down slightly, he sees the blonde's lips trembling over gritted teeth. He can't tell if the stream running down his nose is from the rain or from his eyes.
Zoro
Did you kill him?
Slowly, Sanji shakes his head.
Zoro’s eye narrows. He feels his hands tighten their hold on Sanji. A pang of guilt washes over him, remembering their conversation earlier.
Sanji
But I made sure that he can't hurt anyone anymore.
Zoro's hands relax.
Zoro
…Good.
Surprised, Sanji lifts his head to look at the swordsman.
Sanji
Just…”good”? You're not going to ask me what I did?
Zoro
Knowing you, it's probably something unpleasant. I'd rather not know.
Zoro notices the curtains that the blonde had used for cover have fallen on the damp grass underneath him, completely soaked in the rain. He removes his own cloak and wraps the blonde in it, making sure that the hood covers his head before scooping him up into his arms.
—
With one of the men holding out a fiery torch, the liberated slaves lead on through the dark winding passageway while Zoro carefully carries Sanji in his arms behind them. He guesses that they’re inside one of the Sabaody Archipelago’s giant roots, hollowed out so that anyone walking through can potentially cross the entire length of the island without anyone knowing. He starts worrying where they may end up but he trusts the people guiding them, simply because there’s no other choice. They all want one thing–to get out of this place alive.
The swordsman is well aware of others’ subtle glances and pitiful looks at the Pirate King but he tries to ignore them to keep his senses focused on monitoring the blonde’s heart rate and breathing. Sanji’s been falling in and out of consciousness and it’s starting to worry him more each time. He wishes his reindeer friend is with them. He’d know what to do.
Zoro dares a peek at the collar around Sanji’s neck. He frowns at the sight then tears his gaze away.
Zoro
You don’t…happen to have a key for this, do you? Or know how to get it out another way?
Man 1
I’m so sorry… it was him who somehow got his hands on one to get us out but we don’t know what happened to it when we parted ways. The last time I saw him, he didn’t have anything around his neck.
Woman 1
It must have happened when he went to the treasure room. We don’t know how to take it off without the right key. We would have already tried to escape if–
Den-den Mushi
Purupurupurupuru
Everyone jumps at the sound, clearly on edge from the potential dangers that could come their way at any second. They all turn to Zoro who fumbles around, trying to answer the transponder snail while carrying the blonde.
Sanji had woken up from the sound and feebly reached inside Zoro’s open robe. He pulls out the den-den mushi from his breast pocket and holds it out for him in his hand, pressing the button on its shell to answer the call.
Zoro
Hello?
Law
Zoro-ya, it's been…
…where are…y…
…did you get…
…there’s news about…
Sanji looks up to the ceiling then around them. He speaks in a weak voice.
Sanji
We’re probably in the dense area of the root system. It’s interfering with the signal.
Zoro
Traffy, you’re breaking up. Can you hear us?
Law
…they know you’re…
…Pacifistas heading your way…
…need to…
…before Admiral…
Zoro
Tra-guy, we have a friend on Grove 44. Duval of the Flying Fish Riders. I want you to meet us at their base if you can.
Law, if you can hear me, go to–
Den-Den Mushi
Click
Zoro tuts disappointingly at the lost signal.
Woman 2
Pa–Pacifistas?!
Woman 1
Wait–a Marine Admiral is coming too?! To get us?!?
The people around them start shaking uncontrollably in panic. The merchild holds onto his dad’s leg desperately.
Zoro sighs but gestures for them to keep moving forward.
Zoro
Let’s pick up the pace. It’s only a matter of time before someone finds us and I'd rather not get caught up in here. We’d get trapped and surrounded pretty easily.
Sanji returns the snail inside Zoro’s inner breast pocket then gives the others a small smile in an attempt to ease their minds.
Sanji
Don’t worry about the Pacifistas for now. We’re not in any danger until they see us. They’re too reliant on their visuals. As for the Admirals…lazy bunch, all of them. Too slow to act. Besides, my friend here will protect us from harm I’m sure. You said you know where we can find a sloop?
Man 2
Y–yes!
The word “friend” echoes in Zoro’s head.
—
They continue their walk in silence, at an increased pace this time. Zoro didn't want to have them running at full speed in fear that it would open up Sanji’s wounds further. Instead, they had to take longer rushed strides.
In one of the brief moments when the blonde is conscious, he breaks the silence by starting a light-hearted conversation, brightening the troubled mood of the crowd.
Sanji
I got loot like I promised. It’s not exactly money but we can sell it for a lot. The surgeon’s going to freak.
Zoro's serious and tense expression softens. He holds the blonde closer, tucking Sanji’s head between the nook of his neck and shoulder after he notices that his body is cold and shivering.
Zoro
I never doubted you for a second. What did you get?
Sanji pulls a small pouch that he'd secured around his wrist by its loops. The swordsman didn’t even notice that he had it on him, too distracted at the sight of his mangled body earlier. The blonde opens the bag with one hand and pulls out a small dark pebble between his fingers with the other, raising it as high as he could muster in front of Zoro’s face.
Sanji
Pure, unadulterated condensed Seastones, baby.
Zoro's eye widens. Then he grins, genuinely impressed at the man.
Zoro
Wh–what? I've never even seen them in that form before.
Sanji grins a toothy smile up to him. Zoro's heart pounds at the sight.
Man 2
Those things?! They’re Devil Fruit user killers–they're worth almost a million Beri each!
Sanji
I know right! Want one? When we get out of here, you can buy your way anywhere in the world and start a new life.
Woman 1
Your Highness, you can't possibly–
Sanji
Catch!
Sanji flicks a pebble up in the air to the woman who scrambles to catch it in surprise. He does the same to the others. Finally, he gently holds one out to the merchild walking alongside them.
Sanji
Grow up big and strong for me, okay?
The merchild looks at his father, who nods, then takes the pebble from Sanji.
There's a moment of silence, then Zoro hears sniffles coming from one of the women, then the other, then followed by the two men and the merchild that they had freed. They cry their eyes out, thanking the Pirate King and the Warlord as they reach the end of the tunnel.
—
Sanji is unclear what exactly happens next. He knows that he’s been drifting in and out of sleep, blaming his body’s fatigued condition and whatever serum that the Celestial Dragon had injected him with to nullify his strength earlier.
He feels the harsh wind and rain on his face. It looks like the weather has turned for the worst. He hears high pitch sounds of whirring, as if machines are charging up. Then he hears a child scream. Forcing his eyes open, he sees blindingly bright long beams head directly towards them. He wonders if this is his chance to see his mother again.
The swordsman above him quickly takes a step forward, adjusting his hold of him, then swings a sword in three wide movements, redirecting all the beams back to its source. One hits a Pacifista straight onto its face, causing it to explode and knock back the two next to it. Sanji can’t help but smile.
Sanji
Nice… shot….
Zoro
Curls–?! You’re awake! Do you think you can…
Sanji’s vision and hearing gets all fuzzy again, unable to hear the rest of Zoro’s question. His eyes droop weakly, limbs dropping.
Woman 1
…There’s no…
…he’s lost too much blood!
Man 2
…This way, hurry!!!
Zoro
Hold on! Give me…
…anything, just quickly!
Sanji feels a painful pressure against the hole in his chest as the swordsman pushes down a crumpled cloth over it. He thinks that it would be a shame to die now. He doesn’t want to face his mother until he fulfils his promise to help his sister and brothers first. He silently asks her forgiveness for not visiting enough. His world darkens as reality fades once more.
When his eyes open, they’re in the sloop that one of the men had promised. It rocked madly from the torrential weather in the open seas. One of the women and the merchild held him securely in their arms while keeping pressure over his bleeding chest. They’re trying to keep him as stable as possible in the undercover area of the boat.
Outside, he sees the rest of their group all work together to pull a rope on one end of the ship while Zoro pulls a separate one all by himself on the other side. They look like they’re trying to secure the sails above them while dealing with the severe storm.
Sanji
What a nice… family….
Merchild
Hey, uncle! Stay with us, okay?! We’re…
…it’s going to be…
Woman 2
…just about…
…very soon, I promise!
…just hang on!
Man 2
Warlord Zoro! We’re being followed!!
Sanji’s eyes close again. He ponders if the Seastones of the quality he got would help Germa finalise their research. Then he starts wondering if there's a chance that his siblings would enjoy a day out sailing when they finally get emotions of their own without having to rely on those ugly modified helmets. He silently asks them to hang in there.
Sanji
I'm so, so sorry….
When he comes to again, he sees Zoro by himself in the thick of the rain, panting madly. He looks extremely worn and tired.
Bright lights shine from a distance and a continuous barrage of beams break through the fog, directly heading their way. Most hit the water next to them, causing the small boat to rock sideways, almost tipping over the boat at one point. He hears Zoro yell out one of his one-sword style moves as he deflects the beams in one long swipe, sending them off in different directions. He could hear his exhaustion behind his voice.
Man 1
Warlord Zoro! Another rogue wave up ahead!
Zoro
Shit!
Sanji feels the boat shift upwards at a steep angle. He thinks about how much work the swordsman is putting on right now, dealing with Pacifistas, protecting them, and trying to keep their small boat afloat in the storm all at the same time.
Zoro lowers down almost to a kneeling position and takes out a second sword. He swings his blades synchronously in a circle, creating a massive force of vortex that breaks through the rogue wave in front of them. It corrects the angle of the boat, saving them from capsizing.
Sanji
What a… great swordsman…
His words catch Zoro’s attention.
Suddenly there was a nagging sensation from the right. Another beam is heading their way. Sanji predicts that the distracted swordsman can redirect this attack but the aftershock of the impact would heavily damage the roof of the undercover area and the sloop’s already stressed mast.
Sanji reaches out and uses his last remaining strength to pull the nearby woman and merchild down to the floor with him.
His prediction is correct, and the events unfold exactly as he saw it through his haki, saving the woman and merchild from getting caught up in the blast.
Sanji worries about the other members of their family. He’s too weak to think about too many people at once.
Zoro rises from under the debris in front of them. Sure enough, he had used his body to protect the others from the blast by pinning them low to the floor. Relief washes over the blonde.
He sees a series of lightning strikes reign down from the sky that makes his hair stand on end, followed by powerful sounds of thunder and huge explosions from afar.
The blinding light of the sun suddenly emerges above them. Sanji welcomes the warm sensation on his skin. The thick grey clouds part, as if being commanded to. The whirring machine noises from the distant seems to have quieted down.
Zoro groans in exhaustion. He looks around and huffs. When he gazes upwards, a large smile forms across his face.
A heavenly being descends from above, waving a long metallic staff in circles. As it does, the clouds part further, creating an area of calm waters in their immediate vicinity. As the creature of light gets closer, Sanji notices long orange hair flowing beautifully in the wind. He catches sight of an impressive tattoo on its arm. When his vision clears a bit more, he finally sees that their saviour is in the shape of a voluptuous woman riding a small bubble ship floating down to their damaged sloop. She waves at them over the side with a bright smile on her face.
Sanji
An angel… from heaven…?
Zoro
NAMI!!!
Notes:
I like to think that in every universe, Sanji worships Nami in different ways.
I initially really wanted to draw the balcony scene as an opening to this chapter. The whole kiss kiss smooch shebang. But as I was doing it, I noticed some inconsistencies with Sanji's design. I figured I'd do a character sheet for reference to hone down on it first before I flesh things out too detailed.
Zoro's character design definitely needs some love though. Maybe I'll do his next.
Chapter Text
Zoro should count his lucky stars when Nami showed up when she did. She was on her way to Sabaody Archipelago to personally deliver the map that he asked for. He hadn’t seen their former navigator for almost a decade so he was taken aback at how powerful she had become manipulating the weather the way she did. It’s not that he ever underestimated her before, but he won’t openly admit that to her. She practically took on an entire armada of Pacifistas on multiple Marine vessels without so much as getting a scratch or being seen. It looks like travelling the world on Weatheria has worked out very well for her. The swordsman reminds himself to send a letter to Usopp to compliment his handiwork with her new staff as well.
Law had received their message and had been waiting at Duval’s base ahead of them. They should be celebrating Sanji’s success and their return, but the Heart Pirates had no smiles to share that night.
Bepo pushed the stretcher where Sanji laid, rushing him to the surgery room aboard the Polar Tang. Keeping up with them, a few other members of the Heart Pirates worked together to wrap a breathing mask around the blonde’s face, manage the gas tanks and calibrate other medical equipment attached to the stretcher while Law held the IV line that’s secured to the blonde’s arm. He injects a clear liquid into the drip chamber as he walks along quickly.
Law
Penguin, I need that blood result as soon as you can get them. We may need to look for donors if we don’t have his type in stock. I doubt royal blood type comes in abundance.
Penguin
Yes, Captain!
Penguin turns his heel with a few other members of the crew following him. They walk past Zoro, who is following closely behind, the entire front of his robe stained with dried blood.
Sanji
Wait…
Law
Sleep tight, Mr. Prince-ya.
Sanji weakly pulls the pouch that was looped around his wrist. He stretches it towards Zoro, wincing when he holds out his hand to a certain extent.
Law
Don't move, idiot!
Seeing that Sanji wouldn't listen to the doctor, Zoro rushes to his side and grabs the pouch by its bottom. The blonde clasps Zoro’s hands in his as he holds onto it tightly. With a dry mouth, he speaks in a rasp.
Sanji
I'm entrusting these to you until I get back. Promise me that you won't lose them.
Zoro opens his mouth as if to say something but ends up staring at their hands. There's just about a million things that he wants to tell and ask him, but can't seem to decide which one to say out loud first.
Sanji resists closing his eyes shut. He props himself on the elbow on the side without the open wound, still holding onto the swordsman as if his life depended on it.
Law
Oi! Lay back down.
Sanji
Marimo, I need to hear it.
Zoro looks up to his eyes. What was once bright and blue are now completely filled with pain and desperation, much like a helpless animal cornered by a beast.
Sanji coughs, getting a splatter of blood on the white sheets of the stretcher, some drips at the corner of his mouth. Law pushes him back down by the chest.
Law
I said lay down! You’re making it worse!
Sanji
Zoro, your word.
Zoro wants to give him the moon on a silver string.
Sanji
Please….
Zoro
Y–yes! I promise.
Sanji
Good….
At that, Sanji succumbs to slumber.
—
Zoro emerges from inside the submarine and into the chill of the night on the top deck. His head is down and hands tucked inside his sleeves, working the pouch loops around his forearm to keep it secure and out of sight. He stops then straightens himself in front of Nami who’s reading the most recent papers that she had acquired just a few moments ago. When the navigator sees him, she quickly folds the paper and tucks it under an arm.
Nami
So…was that who I think it was?
Zoro
The Pirate King of the North?
Yeah….
Nami tilts her head on the side as she eases back against the railing of the deck.
Nami
The one you wanted dead.
Zoro
Yes.
Nami
For…what, twenty years? Give or take? And…now, for a reason you wouldn’t tell me, you want him…not dead?
Zoro
Y–yeah….
Zoro rubs the back of his neck awkwardly. It’s not that he doesn’t want to share any details with her, it’s just that he’s still trying to figure out how he feels about the man himself.
Nami
He’s kinda cute, actually. Minus all the bleeding.
Zoro
Yeah….
Nami raises her eyebrows. She gives the swordsman a moment to process his own response.
Zoro’s mind is still shocked and dazed following the events of Sabaody Archipelago. When he realises what he had said to the navigator, he stammers, and tries to find the right response to save himself. After not coming up with one, he settles with just crossing his arms and looking away grumpily. He eyes Duval’s tiki bar on one of their open docks where the man himself and the rest of his Flying Fish gang are currently at, drinking merrily while looking after the family that they had liberated.
Nami gives the swordsman a cheeky smile. After a second, her expression darkens.
Nami
You’re not going to like this then….
The navigator holds out the papers to him.
Zoro takes the papers hesitantly then unfolds them to the front page. His blood boils at the sight of the headlines.
“WORLD NOBLE DONATES TO CHARITY, GETS DISMEMBERED AND ROBBED BY PIRATE KING.”
Nami
Zoro…did this actually happen?
The swordsman remembers what Law had told him about the Marines twisting the truth in favour of the Celestial Dragons. While he knew that the headline and the article weren't entirely untrue, it didn't cover anything about the malice behind the World Noble. Unintentionally, he starts visibly shaking with fury, ripping the entirety of the paper from its sides. Purple aura starts to surround him and sparks of red zap from within. At that point, he wants to rid the face of the planet of all Celestial Dragons and their supporters.
Nami
Hey! I was reading that!
Duval
Is everything okay up there?!
Duval was shouting with concern from the tiki bar down at the docks. When Nami looks over from the side of the sub, she gives him and the worried crowd a reassuring wave after noticing how tense everyone had become–no doubt feeling the swordsman’s unintentional haki flexing.
Nami
Yes, yes! The adults are talking here, so don’t come up!
Duval
But I’m technically older than you….
Looking slightly hurt, Duval returns to making drinks for the people around him. He tries to think of a good distraction to take everyone’s attention from all that tension aboard the ship.
Nami carefully reaches out and places both her hands on Zoro’s shoulders.
Nami
I know this is hard, but you need to calm down. You can wreck this whole place just by doing that. You don’t want that to happen.
Zoro continues to tremble under her but the navigator has learned from the past that nagging him about this would just fan the flames. She approaches with care.
Nami
Remember your breathing exercises? How you had to really step it up because of Brook distracting you?
Zoro’s shoulders flinch at the memory. His aura starts to stabilise.
Nami
How about that song he likes to play…? Do you remember it?
Sure enough, when the swordsman finally gets his senses back, he hears the chorus of Bink’s Sake sung out happily below them by the drunk Flying Fish Pirates and the joyous family that they had freed. Touched at the scene, along with the memories that start flooding through his mind, he relaxes. His aura disappears as quickly as it came.
Nami gives Zoro a couple of pats on the shoulder and takes a step back, separating herself from him.
Nami
Good job. Now come on, let’s get a drink. You look like you could use one. Or two. Or several. Honestly, knowing you, you’d bleed them dry. Screw it, let’s go get drunk. It’s been a while!
Zoro smiles at that, and nods. He misses having a friend who he trusts enough to let his guard down–let alone someone who can keep up with him when it comes to drinking.
Seeing the papers almost tipped him over the edge. Everything that they’d gone through from that previous island left him drained and suffocating. Now, he just feels so tired that he just wants to spend the rest of the night drinking, then nap the whole week away–not wanting to think of a certain blonde who’s currently fighting for his life.
The swordsman misses the times when things are a lot less complicated and a lot more straightforward. At this stage in life, he expects himself to be older and wiser, to know exactly what to do and when. However, nowadays he finds that he’d been second-guessing himself a lot more than ever.
He begins to think about the seemingly innocent game show at Sabao Dome, and how it quickly spiralled into dealing with a Celestial Dragon. He wonders if telling Sanji not to kill him was the right thing to do, and starts questioning his own knowledge of the world. He thinks about his own ignorance and the consequences that someone else had paid for in his lack thereof.
Maybe some people just deserve to die, so he considers going back to get the job done out of spite now that he has a better understanding of how and why his “friend” sees the world the way he does, and the world hates him for it.
Out of nowhere, he feels a slim arm wrap around his own as his navigator friend pulls him out of his trance to walk with him side by side. He doesn’t know how long he’d been just standing there just staring blankly. He welcomes Nami’s presence as it brings him back to reality, taking the opportunity to ground himself.
With a deep breath, he focuses on what’s currently around him. He slowly comes to, feeling the navigator's warmth next to him, smelling the sea in the air, and hearing the sounds of his own feet against the wooden deck and the merry singing in the distance. He pulls himself together and decides that he should stand by his own morals, to stay strong and keep his values. Now is the worst time to falter. If he’s to prove himself to be a real man to protect his friends, he shouldn’t be one to bend so easily.
—
Zoro wakes up the next morning feeling like hell. He pushes himself off whatever ground surface he ended up on, running his hands over his face, trying to ease the throbbing pain in his head. He doesn’t get hangovers a lot but for whatever reason, this is one of the few rare moments when he does and he has it bad.
The swordsman stretches, then winces at the pain from his back and shoulders, only just realising how sore he is from all the fighting and fleeing yesterday. When he looks down, he sees that he’s in a very loose orange boiler suit with the Heart Pirates jolly roger embossed on its front pocket. His face scrunches as a memory comes to mind.
He remembers getting a full lecture from Nami for not changing out of his blood-stained clothes before going out drinking. The Heart Pirates agreed with her so they took matters into their own hands when he refused to take her advice. It took almost the full crew to pin him down so they could clean and dress his wounds to avoid infection. To add insult to injury, Bepo forced him into his spare clothes, which are the only ones that aren't too small for the swordsman, to keep him protected from the chill of the night. They were very concerned that he’d catch a cold, especially having been soaked for hours in the oceanic storm.
He looks around to figure out where he is, then recognises that he’s sat in the middle of the floor of their room aboard the Polar Tang. The familiarity gives him relief. Over at the bunk beds, he sees a mess of orange hair on his pillow. A flash of another memory comes back to him–he’d talked to Nami a lot last night. She promised that she’d be there for him as he waits for Sanji to come out of surgery.
Zoro scooches his butt so his back rests against the far wall. He turns his gaze at the round window. By the looks of it, it’s already late morning so they’d just missed breakfast in the ship’s galley. He digs through his mind, trying to figure out if he saw the blonde at some point in the night but can’t seem to recall anything of the sort. Then he hears blankets shuffle around.
Nami
Morning…. Ugh…someone, kill me.
The navigator struggles to push herself up to a sitting position. With both hands, she parts her hair from her face then nurses her forehead with her fingers. She swings her legs off to the side to face Zoro.
Nami
So…do you want to talk about last night?
Zoro raises a brow at her then returns his gaze to the window.
Zoro
What else is there to talk about? I told you everything already.
Nami
No, you haven't!! You passed out first so I didn’t get all the details!
Zoro groans at the volume of her raised voice. He covers his eyes with a hand.
Zoro
I don’t know what you’re talking about. Mind if you keep it down? You’re doing my head in, witch. Also I didn’t pass out first– you did.
Nami
You were about to tell me about the kiss!
Zoro
Oh–then, no.
Nami
Zoro! Come on! This is the first time I hear you being involved with someone! Is he your first?
Zoro
Look, just forget it, alright? My head wasn't in a good place and I had too much to drink. Why do you care anyway? It’s none of your business.
Nami stands and puts her hands on her hips, looming over him. She gives him an intimidating glare.
Nami
That's not fair, Zoro.
The swordsman grunts in annoyance and chooses not to face her out of spite.
Zoro
What did I do now?
Nami
Do you only talk to me when you have a favour to ask? Or when you need something from me?
Zoro slides his hand off his face to properly look the fuming navigator eye to eye.
Nami
Do you have any idea how worried everyone's been? Sometimes we don’t even know if you’re still alive because no one hears anything from you, sometimes for years. We only know you are because you'd pop up in the papers once in a while.
We try calling but you always throw your snails away. We send you letters but you've only ever replied twice. So you'll have to forgive me if I get all excited just to hear just a smidge of news from someone who means a lot in my life.
Tears welled up in her eyes and snot dripped from her nose as she spoke. She sniffs and runs an arm over her face in an attempt to clean her face.
Zoro’s eye softens and he stands in front of the now crying navigator.
Nami
I really, really miss everyone.
He opens his arms to her, and she runs into it, giving him a tight embrace. The swordsman returns her affection shyly with a hug of his own.
Nami
Zoro, we just want to be there for you.
Zoro
I know….
Nami
But you have to let us in, alright? Otherwise…
Nami pulls away to look up to him, gripping onto his arms.
Nami
Otherwise…we don’t know if you’re okay.
Zoro quietly nods.
—
The family that were freed from the Celestial Dragons are enjoying their newfound freedom. The merchild had taken to swimming laps around the entire perimeter of Duval's base while the adults celebrated with the gang for hours on end, and doing absolutely anything they can think of “just because they can,” as one of them would say. Such things included eating food any time they wanted, sunbathing, running around wild, singing out loud and wearing the gang’s leather jackets for fun–anything and everything that they can think of they do happily–their future looking as bright as the sun above them.
Man 1
A–are you sure you want us in Weatheria?! We really don’t want to impose…everyone’s done so much for us already!
Nami
Don’t worry about it–you and your family are welcome to stay for as long as you like! We’ve got plenty of space up there and there are no Marines to catch you. It moves as fast as a den-den mushi but we go to different parts of the world collecting data about the weather. Maybe one day you can find a more permanent home but that’s really up to you.
Woman 1
Up to…us?
Nami
Yeah! It’s your life!
Nami turns her heel and waves behind her, walking away to join the swordsman who is currently fishing by a nearby pier.
Man 1
Did you hear that, junior? We can do whatever we want, and go wherever we want!
Merchild
REALLY?! Thank you, kind lady!!
The merchild jumps around happily, clapping to himself. He proceeds to swim all the way around the base for the twentieth time, spouting long streams of water from his lips as he goes–simply because he can.
Nami joins the unhappy looking swordsman who’s grown impatient from the lack of bites from his fishing line.
Zoro
“Kind” is a bit generous.
The navigator’s temper snaps. She delivers a strong kick to Zoro’s back, sending him flying into the horizon.
—
That afternoon, when Zoro had gone and changed into fresh dry clothes, he made his way to the infirmary and knocked on the door as soon as he was told that he could visit Sanji.
Law
Come in.
The swordsman quietly lets himself in, the cool air-conditioned room is a welcome sensation on his sunburnt face.
Law
Oh good, it’s the other one who doesn’t follow my plans.
Law scribbles angry notes onto a clipboard and hangs it on a nearby wall. His face is looking a lot more grumpier and sleep-deprived than usual, which makes sense given that he was up all night performing surgery. The swordsman isn’t even sure if he’s slept or eaten yet.
Zoro closes the door behind him. He puts his hands in his pockets as he approaches, looking at the sleeping blonde tucked comfortably in the infirmary bed. He felt relieved to see that Nami had used her cat burglar skills to pick the slave collar off him earlier. It was an ugly sight and he was glad to have rid of them. In place of it are bandages around his neck, proof that Law had already tended to the wounds.
As Zoro stares at the sleeping patient, the doctor frowns at him for wearing Bepo’s oversized outfit but chooses not to say anything about it. Instead, he stays on topic about his first point.
Law
You lot always do whatever the hell you want. If I didn't know any better, I would have thought that the Pirate King was a Straw Hat.
Zoro
Shut up. It’s not the end of the world, okay? Nami’s here, and we got the funds to pay her for the map.
Law
Great, but we still have to find a bubble ship, unless you know a way to make my ship fly. The only capable shipwrights that I know of who specialise in modifying submarines or making bubble ships are in Sabaody Archipelago.
Zoro crosses his arms and gives him an unimpressed face in return.
Zoro
You know the scientists in Weatheria practically invented bubble ships, right?
Law raises an eyebrow, intrigued at the idea.
Zoro
It’s smaller and probably can’t carry everyone you wanted…but it flies. If you play your cards right and you’re nice, maybe the Pirate King will give you more of his money to buy it off our navigator.
Zoro pulls out Sanji's bag from under his sleeve and shakes it in front of Law's face. Its contents jiggled with sound.
Law’s eye twitches at the bag, and at Zoro’s attitude towards him.
Law
I just saved his ass!
And since when do you care so much about him? He gave you everything he got, didn’t he? Given how much you wanted him dead, what’s stopping you from just leaving him behind right here and now?
With an impassive look on his face, Zoro returns the bag in his sleeve, pulls up a chair and sits by Sanji’s side. Calmly, he replies.
Zoro
Would you?
Law crosses his arms and looks away, thinking carefully, as if weighing his options whether or not to also ditch the swordsman who’s apparently now taken the Pirate King’s side–literally and figuratively.
Law
No.
Zoro
Because you and I know that we’re better than this…
The swordsman reaches out to hold Sanji’s hand in his, gently stroking his knuckles with his thumb.
Zoro
And he needs to see that the world isn’t such a cruel place.
The doctor stays quiet, now looking at Zoro and Sanji’s entwined hands. After a few moments, he decides to give them privacy and walks towards the door.
Zoro
Hey, Traffy…
Law stops but doesn’t turn to face his way.
Zoro
Thanks….
We’ll find Corazon. I swear to you.
Law hides a smirk on his face and continues to move to the door.
Law
I know we will.
—
Zoro didn’t want to part with Nami so quickly, but he knew that the longer they stayed at Duval’s base, the more they put the people around them in danger. Law agreed with him, stating that they need to leave quickly before they leave too much evidence of their visit behind.
They purchased the map and the bubble ship from Nami as planned, giving her a single condensed Seastone that Sanji acquired. The swordsman wasn’t actually sure if the bubble ship was hers to give away, but nevertheless they finally have what they need to travel to Skypiea.
She had also given Bepo a work-in-progress copy of the Grand Line map with a very clear disclaimer stating that it’s incomplete so they may find islands that aren’t drawn on that she isn't aware of. When asked why she gave it for free, she looked at the swordsman and secretly told him that it’s a reward for opening up about his personal life. In truth, Zoro knew that her heart was too big for that, and that she’d give him anything if she thought he needed it.
Duval generously offered to escort Nami and the liberated family to Weatheria with his entire gang on their flying fish mounts to ensure their safe travel. He didn’t ask for much in return but he approached Law to see if he could give him a facelift so he could look just as “handsome” as the Pirate King. Zoro cringed at the idea, but the man was insistent that he wants the same popularity as Sanji did when he saw him in the video feed during the game show at Sabaody Archipelago. Naturally, the doctor refused until Duval begged him for the umpteenth time so Law had to say yes in the end just to shut the man up. Now, Duval looks like an extra “handsome” version of the Pirate King, but much taller.
It’s been three days since they set sail and Sanji still hadn’t woken up from his sleep after his big surgery. Law reports that it’s not because of the wounds inflicted on him but rather the serum that they detected in his blood. It was a type of drug that’s designed to keep the victim in a helpless state for several days. The fact that the blonde was awake for hours after receiving it would have taken a strong constitution on his part. They had flushed it out of his system successfully but his body still needs time to recover naturally. The whole idea of him potentially being in the hands of the Celestial Dragon in that state just makes the swordsman want to turn the ship around to give the World Noble a piece of his mind, and maybe shove one of his blades down his throat while he's at it.
Zoro felt particularly protective so he’d been spending most of his time keeping the blonde company in the infirmary instead of staying more comfortably in their bunk room. He’s been kindly lent a futon to be set up in the corner of the room whenever he needs it. Unsurprisingly, other Heart Pirates have also come to visit Sanji at least once a day not just to check in on their patient, but also to hang out, trying to be supportive of Zoro and hoping to be there the very moment Sanji wakes up. The swordsman welcomed their company lest he spirals too deep into his own mind which he’s been trying to avoid recently.
Shachi
I reckon he did all that just so he can skip out of doing chores, the lazy fuck.
The others laughed at the snide comment as they played a round of cards between themselves on the floor. They figured that now is the best time to make fun of the blonde, in front of his own face, without worry of any retort.
Penguin
How do you like your new outfit, Mr. Bushido?
Zoro looks down, admiring the orange boiler suit that is now tailored exactly to his size. Over one side of his chest, they embossed the Straw Hat jolly roger on with the Heart Pirate’s one just underneath it, especially made just for him.
Zoro
It’s fine, thanks. It’s great, actually. Luffy would love it too.
Bepo
You properly look like one of us now! It’s a good colour!
Sanji
The Marimo…turned into a giant carrot.
Everyone in the room poke their head up from the floor to look at the blonde on the bed.
Sanji gives the crowd a warm smile and a weak wave.
Heart Pirates
CHORE BOY!!!
They immediately surround Sanji, giving him hugs, pats on the head and cheerful greetings.
Zoro stood behind them, watching the group finally celebrate his return and recovery. He can’t help but smile at the touching scene. The blonde makes eye contact with him and returns his grin with his own.
When the hype had gone down and they felt like they gave the blonde enough affection, the Heart Pirates wished Sanji well and returned to their duties to leave him to rest. Zoro closed the door behind them and turned to approach the bed.
Sanji
It's a shame that I didn't get to meet your nakama.
The blonde massages his neck where the heavy collar once was.
Sanji
I would have liked to have thanked her personally. It was like the heavens sent her.
Zoro lets out an unexpected hearty laugh, making Sanji jump.
Zoro
Sent from the hells, more like.
Sanji
Marimo! You talk about ladies that way?
Zoro
If you knew Nami, you would too.
Zoro gets a faceful of pillow thrown square at him.
—
Hours have passed since the Heart Pirates have left but Sanji can't seem to settle himself comfortably on the bed, his body feeling too sore to properly relax on the unfamiliar thin mattress under him. He gives up eventually and decides to watch the waves of the waters through the round window. He feels that familiar pull again, as if the ocean itself is beckoning him. It's a comfortable feeling that he's always sought after since reading about the All Blue when he was a child in that damp cell where his father kept him.
The repetitious calm waves eventually makes him drowsy, but he fights going back to sleep. He thinks, not just yet. He knew that he’d already missed out on precious days that he could have been spending being up and about, even with the limited space the Polar Tang offered. If he was being completely honest with himself, he’s also feeling scared and fragile–a feeling that hasn’t arisen until the recent encounter with the Celestial Dragon. He's afraid that if he falls asleep, he'd never wake up.
The bed sinks on one side. He turns his head to find that the swordsman had sat next to him, making him smile at the contact and the newfound comfort that the man seems to have with him. It was reassuring and warm to the heart but Sanji knew he’d have to stop whatever this is before he gets too emotionally attached to the man.
This isn’t supposed to happen. He’s planned to have the swordsman by his side as an asset as he does with Doflamingo–to instill fear where he needs it, and destruction where he wants it. The extra sex would have been beneficial as well.
He shouldn’t care about the swordsman. He wanted the challenge of turning someone worth their salt, someone who can keep up with him, someone who the Marines respected. He meant to strip him bare, break him slowly, confuse him, then use him. But now he can’t seem to get himself to do any of that.
Finding love wasn’t supposed to be on the table–or whatever it is that he’s feeling. He starts fearing for the things that might scare the swordsman if he learns too much about his life, and the heartbreak that will inevitably come if this gets too far.
Out of nowhere, Zoro reaches out and takes his hand in his. He gently lifts it to plant a light kiss on the back where an old scar is. The blonde’s eyes soften at the sight.
Sanji
Mellorine…
Zoro
You’re shaking. Have you gone for a nap?
Sanji
No… I couldn't.
The swordsman flips his hand and pecks an old burn mark on his wrist. He looks at Sanji in the eye then places his next kiss on his inner forearm where the burn spans. Slowly, he continued the trail of affection up his arm, then his shoulder, until he found the bandaged area of his neck, kissing over the material right in the middle where he very well knew an old scar is.
Sanji holds his breath as he feels Zoro’s tenderness in the area. The mark was from another slave collar that he tried to force off by hand when was younger, and he’d always associated it with nothing but pain. The swordsman's gentleness on it was a new sensation that made his heart practically flip.
He can’t help but stretch his neck to present himself, exposing his vulnerabilities and succumbing to the affection as the other man continues his barrage of kisses on different spots of his skin. His breath quickens. His face scrunches when he tries to resist the pleasure, only for his body to betray him and demand more.
Zoro pulls the blanket down with his teeth, revealing Sanji’s top half bare. He's fully unclothed aside from the wrappings around one side of his chest where he just had his surgery.
Zoro
This one, I know about….
Zoro kisses a scar on Sanji’s collarbone. He trails his lips down, finding his way on one of the blonde’s pecs, never removing his mouth off his skin.
Sanji
Mhmm…
Sanji wraps his arms around Zoro’s neck, spreading his legs to give him better access.
The swordsman takes the opportunity to mount the bed and hover over his figure with care.
Sanji
You gave me that one and…
Sanji pushes Zoro’s head further down where the swordsman finds an old stab wound on the side of his waist where he once pierced him with Wado.
The swordsman gives it a light smooch.
Zoro
Don’t forget this one….
Zoro tilts his head and gives an unexpected lick along a deep scar on the V of Sanji’s hips, making the blonde yelp in surprise.
Sanji can’t help but chuckle at the playfulness of it all, entangling his fingers into the man’s soft hair.
The swordsman starts dragging his hands up and down Sanji’s front to soothe him, all the while continuing to lick and peck the man’s skin wherever he can find old and new wounds. They stay like this for a while, with Zoro remembering each instance when he’d harmed the man and leaving him gentle kisses in his wake like a form of apology.
Sanji
Marimo…why are you doing this?
Zoro
Hmm….
Zoro starts using his tongue, dragging it down from the man's chest, following the line in the middle of his abdomen.
The blonde takes a sharp inhale, arching his back. He ignores the slight pain from his chest.
The swordsman, liking the reaction, shuffles himself under Sanji’s blanket and covers himself in it. He continues his onslaught of kisses closer to Sanji’s core, out of sight between the man’s legs.
Sanji
Fuuuuck…
Sanji jerks his hips in the air involuntarily, trying to get any sort of friction.
Zoro
You were saying something?
Sanji
I… I forget.
Sanji’s mind has gone blank and can no longer see what Zoro’s doing. Everything became about touch alone. He could feel the swordsman’s rough hands glide over his hips and legs, comforting him. He remembers pain from the bite marks that the Celestial Dragon had bestowed on him. But now, in its place, the swordsman took his time to lightly kiss the area in his inner thigh as an attempt to make him forget by replacing the hurt with his own affections.
Sanji
Z–Zoro… I don’t know if I can get hard right now after…you know….
Zoro pokes his head out of the blanket to look at him eye to eye.
Zoro
That’s not what I’m doing this for.
Though…you do smell fuckin’ amazing down here.
Sanji winges.
Not wanting to torture the other man too much, the swordsman moves up, still dragging his lips over his skin. He leans his arms against the pillow, caging the blonde underneath him. He peppers his face with tender kisses–under the jaw, at the corner of his lips, the tip of his nose, and the spot between his brows. He repeats this on the other side. He feels the blonde release the breath he’d been holding, easing into his touch.
After a few moments, he feels pressure against his chest from Sanji trying to push him. The swordsman parts himself to look into his wide blue eyes. He looked pained.
Zoro
What's wrong?
Sanji
…I don't think I want to marry you anymore.
Zoro stops his movements abruptly. He pulls himself back to separate himself from the blonde. He sits back on his heels, his face looking confused and offended.
Sanji
Don’t take it the wrong way. It’s not that I don’t want to do this….
Sanji entwines his fingers around Zoro’s collar and pulls him back at his eye level. With his other hand, he brushes back stray strands of the swordsman’s hair that had gone awry on his forehead.
Sanji
I don’t want to marry you anymore because I want to do this right…. Whatever this is.
Zoro
Hmm…
Zoro eyes the blonde up and down, as if trying to gauge him and read his thoughts.
Zoro
Alright.
Sanji
Alright…?
Zoro
Yeah…I want to do this right too.
Whatever this is.
Sanji raises his eyebrows in surprise. He’s never been one to go exclusive and steady, but the swordsman didn’t explicitly say that. The one thing he knows for sure is that he wants Zoro in his life, in a very different way than he initially thought. Whatever plan that he had concocted for the man before had already gone down the drain ages ago, opening an opportunity for a fresh start. It’s not exactly the cleanest one, but it might be what he needs while he figures things out.
There is a knock on the door.
Zoro clumsily throws the blanket over Sanji’s head to cover his nakedness and readjusts himself back to a sitting position at the edge of the bed, trying to look as casual as he can.
Sanji sputters, pulling the blanket down from his face irritatingly, earning him a smirk from the swordsman.
Sanji
Hey!
There is another knock, this time, more urgent.
Sanji
It’s open!
Law opens the door slightly, just enough to poke his head in. He looks especially furious behind his polite tone.
Law
You have a guest, Mr. Prince-ya.
He steps inside and pushes the door wider. Behind him, a familiar man with long pointed blue hair and a dark cape around his shoulders ushers in. Sanji notices a particular iron helmet not being worn, but instead tucked under one of his arms, leaving his curled eyebrows exposed.
Zoro
Who’s this?
Sanji
Commander.
Commander 2
Your Highness. We lost track of him.
Sanji narrows his eyes, his expression instantly changing into something dire.
Sanji
Who, exactly?
Commander 2
The Warlord, Donquixote Doflamingo.
Notes:
Coloured to show that Sanji looks healthier when he's happy.
Also I really enjoyed drawing Zoro in Heart Pirates outfit!
Chapter Text
Sanji
Explain, Commander.
Commander 2
We’d been keeping tabs on Doflamingo like you wanted. But since your… performance … in Sabaody Archipelago, he’s disappeared from our radar completely.
Law didn't look too impressed hearing this.
Law
You've known where to find him all along?
Sanji
Of course I do. Or…I did.
Oh, don't give me that face, doctor. Remember, Doffy and I have an alliance. I only wanted to make sure that he doesn't know that I'm sneaking around with you until we find out more about Corazon. My intel on his whereabouts all but benefits you. However, please understand that it's all on a need-to-know basis. I still have a duty to protect his privacy.
The doctor glares at him, sneering especially after being reminded about the blonde's partnership with his sworn enemy. He's starting to have doubts about saving the man's life.
Zoro begins to wonder himself what this means about the recent development in his relationship with the blonde.
Sanji turns his attention back to the blue-haired commander.
Sanji
So there's nothing at all? Nothing in the usual countries and islands? …At home even? Are any of our agents compromised?
Commander 2
I have in good faith that the reports are accurate and untapped.
And… I really hope he’s not wandering somewhere in the castle. I don’t know if I can sleep like that.
Zoro crosses his arms and legs at the foot of Sanji’s bed, listening intently and observing the stranger. He notices that the blonde's relationship is somewhat domestic with this man, even with the formal titles.
Sanji
Hold on. How in the world did you find me?
Commander 2 pokes the side of his head.
Commander 2
Distress signal. Did you die?
Sanji
Uhm… no?
Law
He did.
Zoro looks at the doctor with a horrified expression but Sanji and the commander look unbothered by the news. Law picks up on the swordsman's concern so he follows up quickly.
Law
Relax. He's still alive, isn't he? We lost him for less than a minute. His heart stopped beating but we got it under control.
Commander 2
That would do it.
Sanji groans, his head falling back against the pillow that's propping him up.
Sanji
I forgot about that damned thing. The last time this happened was when the Marimo sliced off my arm.
Zoro frowns at the memory.
Zoro
You… died then?
Sanji
So I've been told. I only remember feeling like shit. They told me that I bled out from the fight, love. You got me good!
Zoro frowns at the comment as Sanji chuckles casually about it. To him, it’s starting to make sense how the blonde was able to slip away and survive certain arduous battles against him before.
While he can't see the commander's eyes, he could sense that the man is watching him like a hawk behind his thick goggles. Zoro returns the glare with just as much intensity.
Sanji
I think the signal still activates if we hit a critical condition.
Commander 2
Which wouldn’t have happened if you had your Raid Su–
Sanji
DON'T. Start.
The commander closes his mouth shut and tuts to himself, resisting to openly show any signs of disapproval in front of everyone.
Law
Mr. Prince-ya, is there something you want to tell us? We can't have a tracker on you while we're trying to stay under the radar ourselves.
Sanji and his commander share a look. After a brief pause, the blonde speaks.
Sanji
It's a bit complicated, doctor.
Commander, it’s okay to tell them. We need to prove that they can trust us, and that hasn’t changed. Even if the doctor and dear Doffy are enemies.
Commander 2
Fine. I hate that guy too anyway.
Law smirks at the commander’s comment. Sanji can't say that he's not glad to see that they have found common ground at the very least.
The commander turns his attention to Law, then proceeds to explain.
Commander 2
It's Germa tech–a safety precaution, nothing more. The signal isn't something that can be intercepted by anything, including black snails. It can only be sent and received by people who have undergone the procedure to install the proper modifications, and it’s tied to our genetics.
Sanji
Our father had kindly ordered his scientists to open up our skulls when we were very young. It made sense at the time, what with softer heads and faster recovery rate. It’s useful, but we have no control of it.
The blue-haired man nods then follows up quickly.
Commander 2
It's similar to an automatic reflex.
Now that we’ve matured, I believe it will prove fatal to have the mods removed. We can’t do anything about it.
Zoro felt sick at the thought. He wonders what sort of monster Sanji had been raised by. Then he realises something.
Zoro
Curls… are you two brothers?
Sanji stares at him for a second, then laughs out loud, making him and Law look at each other in confusion.
Sanji
Yes! I forget that I haven’t told you anything about my family!
Marimo and doctor, this is my brother, Asshole. Asshole, this is Marimo and doctor.
The commander snarls at Sanji, gritting his teeth.
Commander 2
My name is Vinsmoke Niji, Prince and Commander of Germa.
—
Zoro was selfishly hoping to continue spending time with the recently woken up blonde but this prince commander, Niji, had completely taken over Sanji's time. The swordsman didn't fully understand the conversation that followed but it was a necessary one as it involved the blonde's health.
Niji had provided Law with what looks like a compact first aid kit specifically tailored for the Pirate King. He went on a detailed explanation about how their bodies differ from regular human bodies, pointing out that Sanji, while being one of the Vinsmoke children that had been modified to have superhuman capabilities, is especially unique compared to the rest of his siblings having the only one who retained his emotions.
Hearing the science behind it felt clinical and too much information for the swordsman to fully absorb. He felt like being in the room while Law and the commander spoke about Sanji's body the way they did was too personal and he shouldn't be there for it.
When Zoro tries to leave, he feels a hand wrap around his own. He looks down and finds that the blonde is holding onto him, as if asking him to stay. So he does.
To conclude, Niji proceeds to go through the contents of the kit. One of which is a tubed cream that he demonstrates with. He applies a small amount on the blonde's ripped tendons, miraculously sealing the open wound closed in an instant.
Sanji looked satisfied with the result. He wriggles and stretches his feet poking out of the blanket, smiling at it happily. Now there are scars where the gashes once were, adding to his ever growing collection. Niji's face looks unfazed, but he straightens up and puffs out his chest a bit like he's proud of his work.
To ensure Law's continued interest in working together, Sanji provides him with even more valuable information about himself and his kingdom, offering them as gifts in good faith. He reveals that his four most trusted commanders are actually his siblings, and should anything happen to him, one of them will take over to rule Germa. Their collective efforts ensure that the Pirate King’s reputation is upheld and his orders are enforced by each one of their varying specialties. It gives the illusion that the Sanji is in multiple places at once, and makes sure that his influence and power over the North remain unchallengeable.
Law
Why are you telling me all this?
Sanji
My dear, you haven't played this game much before, have you? I'm laying it all out for you. Don't waste it.
Niji
So you can use the information against him if he's being a dick. He's offering his trust to you for yours.
Maybe sharing a bit too much detail, if you ask me. A lot of people have lost their lives trying to learn what you just did in the last five minutes.
Sanji
Commander Niji, you ass! Let him figure it out! How else is he going to learn?
Niji
He's not a player. Look at him.
He's too soft.
Law
Sh–shut up! I'm not!
So, is this how you hide your whereabouts? By overwhelming everyone with information that is all technically true?
Sanji nods, smiling. He looks almost smug at his own cleverness.
Sanji
Carefully curated truth, doctor. I don't reveal everything, but I give away enough to keep people off my back, or you know, just for fun. I do prefer to work in the shadows.
Law
The Underworld?
Sanji
For the most part. If you're nice, I'll tell you more about it all later.
Sanji gives Law a cheeky flirtatious wink. Zoro rolls his eye in reaction.
Niji
This doesn't explain why you blew your own cover in Sabaody Archipelago with that charity show.
Sanji
Oh, it was all part of a heist but I’ve always wanted to show off my legs in those video shows. I completely didn't see the Celestial Dragon coming and I know that I should have known better. How hot did I look in those heels though?
Niji
Ugh….
Zoro quietly agreed about Sanji's appearance but he's not about to announce that.
Law
There's something I don't get….
Sanji
Ask away.
Law
I come from the North Blue myself. The Marines say that after you killed your own father, you enslaved your siblings, and they are never seen again.
Sanji
Ah.
Law observes Niji's features, taking notes of his curly eyebrows and similar facial structure.
Law
If what you say is true and this man is your brother, then the story from the Marines is false.
Sanji
Bunch of liars, those lot. They're worse than me.
Law
What's the real story?
Sanji glances at Niji then proceeds to explain. This time, his pace is slow, as if trying to make sure that he says the right word every time.
Sanji
Vinsmoke Judge was… there's no way around it–he’s an ass.
Niji
You can't deny all the scientific and military progress he'd made though.
Sanji
Yes, well…thank you, Commander.
Let's just say that I wasn't exactly his favourite. See, that, I could deal with.
But I killed him because he wouldn't let me visit our own mother's grave.
Zoro raised his eyebrows at that. He could tell that the doctor is intrigued by the story himself.
Sanji
I did force my siblings into custody at that time, but I only kept them under lock and key until I named myself ruler of Germa. Then I didn't need to.
Niji and my other siblings are hardwired to follow Germa’s current king or queen's demands so I made them my commanders. They didn’t have to like it, but their loyalty is unquestionably clear. They physically can't disobey my orders. All thanks to dear father's hard work turning them into the perfect soldiers.
A lot of our father's faithful followers are against me being in the throne so to protect them, we had to hide their identities for a while. I guess it stuck.
Law
Figures your own father saw you as a threat.
Sanji
No…it's the opposite, actually. He locked me away when we were very young. He said I was uhm…
Sanji trails off at that and looks down. His grip on Zoro's hand tightens.
Niji
A failure . The word you're looking for is “failure”.
Sanji
Yeeees, yes. Thank you, Commander. Ah yes, how could I forget?
Niji
Don't mention it.
Niji is smirking with a broad grin.
Sanji's body trembles in anger for a moment, but it subsides when Zoro gives his hand a reassuring squeeze. He takes a deep breath then turns to Law again after composing himself.
Sanji
He kept me out of sight, to make sure that I didn't ruin his reputation. Until one day he didn't feel just as merciful and threw me away.
Which brings us to the topic of Doffy…. I know you've seen my mark by now. You must wonder why I'm closely allied with a Celestial Dragon–another slaver, for that matter.
Law leans against the far door, crossing his arms.
Law
On the contrary... I don't think Celestial Dragons are all bad. Doflamingo is a special case though.
Sanji
Hah! You can say that again.
Are you aware of his SMILE factory?
Law
All too well.
Sanji
Right. The entire span of its outer walls lined with Seastones. I needed a steady supply of it and I knew Doffy had his sources.
The stone's unusual properties allow my siblings to feel emotions but they're… heavy and awkward. And with all the combat my brothers and sister go through on the regular…
Law
You constantly need them for maintenance… and Doflamingo is milking your every worth.
Sanji nods affirmingly.
Sanji
I need pure condensed ones to make something more compact and permanent but they're extremely rare. I'm not even sure if that Celestial Dragon in Sabaody knew what they were. We've been gathering everything we can find for years, and finally we may have enough after Sabaody.
Doffy said he'd help with the supply of the regular ones while I go find them but he's proven to be… demanding.
Niji
Demanding is an understatement. Also, he's a fuckin’ pervert.
Sanji
Hey, he's my fuckin’ pervert.
Zoro
Curls…
Sanji
Ah, shit. I'm sorry, love. This is going to take some getting used to….
Law
But the other Vinsmokes are already hardwired to obey your commands. That doesn't make sense. Why would you change that and give them emotions? Everything about it benefits you.
Sanji remains quiet. Law speaks after the sudden realisation.
Law
…Because that's not what you want.
Sanji
You're getting it now….
Law
You want them to have a choice.
You want to give them the freedom of will….
Law eyes the helmet tucked under Niji's arm.
Law
Why aren't you wearing it then? I assume it works whenever you put it on. This means you can choose to abandon your Pirate King anytime.
Niji
A tempting idea. Not that I already didn't think about it.
Law
You… choose to stay? You choose to wear it whenever you want, and you decide to stay by his side?
Niji shrugs, his mouth curls a scowl.
Niji
Don't put it like that. You make it sound gross.
I wear it to gain empathy. My brothers and sister wear it for their own reasons. It gives us better judgement when we need to make critical decisions.
Sanji
And Germa thrives for it–thanks to those decisions.
Niji doesn't look him in the eye, but that way he puffs his chest when he's proud of himself happens again very slightly.
Sanji
The helmet's not the prettiest. And it's heavy. They don't have a good quality of life dragging it around, being stuck with it.
Once this is over, I'll take all the condensed Seastones that we have see what we can make of it.
Speaking of, Marimo…please tell me you have them.
They all turn to the swordsman, who procures the bag that Sanji had given him from under his sleeve. The blonde sighs with relief at the sight and takes it, holding the bag close to his chest.
Sanji
Thank you…
Zoro nods in acknowledgement as Sanji secures the bag away in one of the drawers of the end tables next to his bed.
Law
Mr. Prince-ya…
Sanji
Yes…?
Law
You're… surprisingly… not unkind.
Sanji blushes up to his ear. He pulls his blanket up to cover his face.
Sanji
Yeah, well…what good does that do if they're stuck with those ugly things?
Zoro grabs the blonde's hand that's gripping the blanket and pulls it down. He smiles at him with a softened look in his eye, feeling touched by the story.
Zoro
So you are a decent man after all.
Sanji
NO–!
The blonde swings a leg and hits the swordsman at the back of his head. The momentum sends him to fall face first on the tiled floor. Zoro gets up with a furious expression on his face, a tear in his eye and a couple of large bumps on his head.
Zoro
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! I WAS TRYING TO PAY YOU A COMPLIMENT!!!
Sanji gets on his feet, blanket dropping to the floor and begins yelling back while in full nude. A drip of blood flow down his nose.
Sanji
YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT, YOU BASTARD!!
Zoro
WHY DIDN'T YOU HIT TRAFFY TOO?! HE STARTED IT!!!
Law
Don't bring me into this….
Niji
Tch.
Sanji
And what are you tutting about?!
Niji averts his gaze with an unimpressed frown on his face.
Niji
I just find it ironic that the person you decide to be with is a brute with green hair.
Sanji glares at him with a growl at the back of his throat. He stomps towards him, looking like he's about to throw a punch.
Zoro quickly gets up and hoists the naked blonde into his arms.
Sanji
Oi!
Zoro
Don't even think about it. Your feet are fine now but your heart isn't.
Sanji mimics Zoro's last line in a high pitched, mocking voice. The swordsman lays him gently back on his bed, ruffles his hair then proceeds to pick up the blanket to lay it over the blonde after dusting it off.
Niji watches the interaction between the two carefully. He notices their closeness and how they can't seem to let go of each other's hands again when Sanji finally settles in.
The commander reaches under his arm and with one smooth swing, he equips the heavy metal helmet over his head with a ding, covering the entirety of his face but the eyes behind his goggles.
Sanji's eyes widen in horror.
Sanji
That can't be good.
Commander, what are you up to?
Niji keeps his hands on his helmet, staying silent as he's processing information in his head.
Law notices a glint of his eyes behind the lens of his goggles. He thought that he saw a hint of concern on his face but it went as quickly as it came.
The blue-haired commander finally slides his hands off his headwear as he turns to face Sanji. The way he scrunches his face tells the blonde that he's grinning wide behind the metal plate that covered his lower face.
Niji
I think I'll stay, Your Highness.
Sanji
NO.
Zoro and Law
What?!
Niji
Due to recent events, I have come to the conclusion that the best course of action to ensure Our Majesty's survival is to remain at his side for the duration of his trip. At least until you reach Skypiea anyway.
Sanji
FUCK OFF, NIJI!
Law
I don't get a say in this, do I?
Zoro
Calm down, Curls. This isn't good for your heart.
Sanji
He's not good to my heart.
Take it off and go home, Niji.
Niji
Hmm… nah.
Sanji
Nah?!
Niji
You always did say we need to bond more like a proper family.
Niji opens his arms, as if challenging the blonde. Then he speaks mockingly.
Niji
Let's bond, brother.
—
Niji
What the hell is this?
Sanji has dragged Niji all the way to their shared bunk room where mountains of laundry are scattered throughout the floor, waiting to be folded. Zoro is trying his best not to snicker behind them while the blue-haired man stood still, too stunned at the sight.
Sanji
Bonding. This is bonding.
Niji
This is not –
The blonde pushes the blue-haired man into the room.
Sanji
If you're going to stay here, you have to make yourself useful.
Niji
This is servant stuff!
Sanji hurdles over a couple of piles to get to their wardrobe. When he does, he strips off his borrowed hospital gown and starts putting on his casual wear.
Sanji
Yes, you're right. And I hate to break it to you but… you are one.
Niji
I'm a prince!
Sanji smirks as he pats himself down, satisfied with his choice of clothing.
Sanji
And I'm a king and yet, here we are. Stay here, and get some headway.
Keep Penguin's stuff close to the door in case he runs in looking for clothes post-shower again, otherwise everything else gets wet. It's the one with the penguin doodle on the inside collar. Shachi’s ones have shorter sleeves than the rest. Ikkaku’s has a smaller cut overall but sometimes I get it mixed up with Hakugan’s….
To Zoro's amusement, Sanji goes on a long list of do’s and don'ts for each and every one of the Heart Pirates clothes, overwhelming the blue-haired commander.
Niji
This is bullshit. You're just making this up. There's no way you remember that for all twenty of them.
Zoro
No, he's actually pretty spot on. Also, there's twenty-one. Law's too shy to ask so he sneaks in his stuff in the middle of the night. It should be around here somewhere….
Sanji
Watch the feathers on one of his coats! Don't ruffle it up or it will lose its natural shape.
Let's go, Marimo.
Niji
Wait–where are you going?
Sanji quickly grabs Zoro's hand and rushes out the door.
Sanji
Uh–king business! Very busy. Don't follow!
Niji
Fuckin’ hell, San–
The door slams close behind them.
Little did Zoro know that he was about to have the best sex of his life.
—
Thanks to the collective power and experience of the passengers aboard the Polar Tang, the Heart Pirates and their guests are an unstoppable force. They travelled through the Grand Line and covered almost half of the world in the matter of weeks as opposed to years. They dove deep underwater for any potential threat that they wanted to avoid, and having Niji onboard meant that they had eyes and a driving force in the skies whenever they needed it.
There were a couple of reports from the blue-haired commander that Law had stowed away in his memory banks to worry about later. The first one being the sighting of Kaidou’s forces nearby. He wonders what business they possibly could have all the way in the Grand Line.
Secondly, something has upset the merfolk. Whatever it is, Niji reported that fleets of Prince Fukaboshi’s army can be seen on the move from afar. Law makes an effort to keep their sub at a distance so as to not get caught up in their affairs.
The doctor also noticed that the blonde especially took interest in the latter, asking if there's a sighting of the mermaid prince himself but his brother came back without good news for him.
—
They reach the boundaries of the island Jaya at high noon. The Pirate King insists not to step foot inside its village of Mock Town as Doflamingo is known to have men in the area. As per agreement of their alliance, Sanji is not allowed to send his own men or any one of his associates in his territory unless the tall Warlord is notified in advance. Naturally, the blonde didn't care much about it and tells everyone that they can get on the island if they want as long as they don't get seen.
With that information, Law decides to skirt the ship around and dock at the other more isolated side of the island, away from prying eyes, in the boundaries of South Grove.
Once settled, they stretch their legs and sunbathe on the deck for a while until Law orders his men to forage in the forest or fish in the waters to stock up ahead on food, warning them to stay away from the town that Sanji had mentioned earlier.
Law
And try not to show up in the news this time, will you?
Law singles out Sanji, looming over him as the blonde relaxed on his sun lounge chair in his swim trunks. Zoro is laid on the floor beside him.
Sanji
Don't tempt me, Traffy-kun.
Law
It's “Trafalgar.”
Zoro
Traffy , can you stop telling him what to do? This is how it started last time.
Niji
So you're to blame for that, huh?
Law
ACK–
The Heart Pirates all boo in unison, telling off their own captain–all demanding to be left alone, including their favourite Chore Boy, accusing him of overworking everyone and for being too strict.
Law throws a venomous glare at Sanji.
Law
This is mutiny! You've rallied my own men against me. Are you happy?
Sanji giggles, covering his mouth with the back of his hand, leaving Law to walk off grumpily and scout ahead in the forest with a handful of his crew.
Zoro sits up from the floor and leans an arm on Sanji's lounge chair.
Zoro
I'm getting some beer. Need anything?
Sanji plays with his goatee, then smirks, placing his hands back behind his head and closing his eyes for a quick snooze.
Sanji
Would you be so kind as to get me a glass of Pina Colada? I premixed some earlier today. Should be in the fridge.
Zoro
Do you want just a glass for yourself?
…Or the whole jug?
The swordsman gives him a smirk, emphasizing the last word in that sentence.
Sanji snaps his eyes open at the idea, then gazes to the side and sees Penguin and Shachi already looking at them while they fish together by the railing. They grin widely and give them the shaka sign.
Sanji
Fuck yeah. Get the jug.
—
Zoro makes his way down to the kitchen to do exactly that. He knows that the blonde likes making stuff pretty, so he makes an extra effort to garnish the drink with a small umbrella and a slice of lime on the side of the glass. It takes a lot longer than he anticipated but he wanted to get this right to impress him.
There's a sudden nagging sensation somewhere behind him–he senses danger and it’s aiming for his head. In one smooth motion, he spins, safely placing the cocktail on the counter with one hand and whips Wado out from its sheath with the other, blocking the oncoming sword attack just in time.
Niji
You know, I’ve just had enough waiting for the right moment when you’re not snogging each other.
As the blue-haired man spoke, their blades shook and rattled from the constant push against one another. Zoro hovers his now free hand over one of his other swords, readying himself to deliver a counter attack.
Niji reads his movement ahead of him and swipes a low spinning kick against the swordsman's ankle. He doesn't realise that he misses until he sees a shadow above him where Zoro had flipped overhead with ease to dodge his attack.
Zoro
What's your problem?
He unsheathes a second blade at the moment he lands on the ground. He stands firm with a basic stance.
Niji
You are, Demon Warlord.
Bending low, Niji stomps on one leg, creating a powerful surge of electricity from the base of his foot. As it spreads up to his thigh, Zoro's hair on his entire body stands on end and the lights throughout the Polar Tang flicker.
When the room dims for a few milliseconds, the blue-haired man disappears from sight.
The swordsman crosses his swords over his chest to block, and receives a powerful electrical kick at the X of his blades, barely seeing the other man’s movements. Zoro holds his body firm but the momentum sends his feet sliding until his back hits the wall.
Niji jumps and raises his own sword high above his head to bring it down on him.
Before the blade collides with his head, Zoro pushes himself off the wall and uses his own forehead to hit Niji square on his face. The man’s thick helmet bends at the mouth plate then shatters from the stress. Zoro's direct hit fractures both lenses of his goggles and breaks his nose.
The blue-haired commander staggers back but manages to regain his balance. The two straighten up almost at the same time. Niji cracks his neck, then removes broken off pieces of his helmet from his face with his free hand. He grabs the broken bridge of his nose to force it back into place with a loud snap, then spits out leftover blood from his mouth.
Zoro stood expressionless as blood trickled down his face from his forehead.
Zoro
Tough one, aren't you?
Niji
And I thought you'd be stronger.
They exchange another round of hits. This time, it felt more methodical to the swordsman, like he was being studied.
At one point, the aftershock from one of Niji’s kicks nearly tips Sanji’s drink off the counter. As if they had an unspoken agreement, they pause the fight so the blue-haired commander can catch the glass just in time before it falls off. They continue their barrage of attacks then.
Zoro
Enough of this.
The swordsman bites down Wado, enabling him to unsheathe a third sword.
Niji
That's more like it–!
Before Niji could finish speaking his thoughts, Zoro is suddenly in front of him.
Niji
What the–
The swordsman disarms the commander with one sweep of his blades. Without giving the other man much of a chance to counter, Zoro brings his swords across all together to deliver a powerful push, sending the other man flying to the far end of the room, damaging kitchen furnishings along the way.
Niji crashes against the wall with a choked grunt but doesn't fall on the ground. Instead, he catches himself on his knees, wheezing after getting the wind from his lungs drawn out of him.
Zoro
Ready to use your words?
Zoro approaches the man and points the tip of one sword to his neck.
Zoro
Or are you going to give me a reason to kill you?
Niji smirks, then slaps Zoro's sword away from his face casually.
Niji
You couldn't, even if you tried.
Zoro
I would have sooner if you had ruined Curly’s drink.
Niji
Trust me, I'm not the one who ruined it.
Zoro
What the fuck are you talking about?
Niji pushes himself up, swiping a leg at Zoro's direction.
Not wanting to do any more damage to the kitchen than he already has, the swordsman jumps back to avoid the hit.
Zoro
Seriously?! What is your problem?
Niji
My sources are right. You're not that bright, are you?
Zoro
Excuse me?
Niji walks to pick up his sword from the floor. He gives it a suave swing in the air and points the tip at Zoro's direction.
Niji
You actively sought out to kill our king for more than twenty years. And the next thing I know, he's involved himself with you? What a fucking joke.
You may have seduced our brother, but I'm not buying that shit, Warlord. What's your game here?
Zoro's eyebrows furrow at that. Of course Sanji’s family is protective of him. He takes a moment to think about his next move, then finally he makes a decision. He eases his stance and throws down all of his swords between him and Niji.
Niji tips his head up slightly at the gesture. He takes a step forward, charging a ball of electricity in the claw of his hand, then lunges at Zoro.
The swordsman closes his eye and keeps his arms down.
The air suddenly stills. And everything was quiet.
When Zoro opens his eye, he sees the commander's hand hovering just an inch from his face, the electrical surge gone from it.
Niji
Tch. This is just boring now.
Niji puts his sword away then turns to walk to the kitchen sink. He digs through one of the broken cupboards and fishes out a dishtowel which he throws to Zoro who catches it.
The blue-haired commander runs his own towel through the water then cleans himself with it, including the blood off his face. Afterwards, he abandons the cloth on the floor. Without turning to face the other man, he speaks.
Niji
Tell me, swordsman, what are your intentions with my brother?
Zoro's eye narrows as he wipes the blood from his forehead with the cloth.
Zoro
We don't need your blessing to do what we want to do.
As they talk, Niji begins to open cupboards, taking out a chopping board and a knife. He begins to work on something that's out of Zoro's line of sight as his body is in the way.
Niji
Really now? Did he say that?
Zoro
Not exactly. But knowing him, he'll just do whatever the hell he wants to do.
Niji pauses his movements for a second, then continues with his work.
Niji
Do you really think you know who he is and what he’s like?
Zoro
We have known each other for a long time, we've been travelling together for months since Law sought us out, and you know that we're… involved.
Niji
Yes… I am well aware.
Zoro
So what's your problem?
Zoro hears a bang and a squelch from the kitchen counter. Niji gives the knife a spin in his hand then stabs the chopping board with it, leaving the knife sticking out. He turns to face the swordsman.
Niji
If you truly know him that well, then tell me, Roronoa Zoro ….
Niji emphasized his name as he pushed himself off the counter. He approaches Zoro slowly and stops just a step away from him.
Niji
What’s his name?
Zoro frowns at that question. He opens his mouth to respond immediately as if it has an obvious answer, but then he slowly realises that it doesn't. He digs through his memories–the blonde’s Marine file that he's read and made reports for a thousand times, their time spent together travelling, and all the instances when they've fought, fucked or both–and come out with nothing. He can’t recall a time when he’d used his first name or learned it. All he remembers is a list of nicknames and titles that he and other people have given him, and that his family name is Vinsmoke.
There and then, the swordsman starts questioning if that even is the case.
Niji tilts his head slightly, waiting for an answer. Zoro sees a glint of deep blue eyes glaring down on him. The other man looked unimpressed. With a lick of his lips, he finally breaks the silence.
Niji
Let’s reiterate what you said, shall we?
You have known each other for a long time. You have been travelling together for months since the doctor sought you out. And now, you’re apparently… “involved”.
Did you ask him even once about it? It seems like a simple question that you ask everyone.
Zoro
I…
Nothing. The swordsman had no good reason to justify why he hadn't asked the blonde for his name.
Niji
Your silence is reassuring.
Do you know why you don’t know his name?
Zoro remains quiet, already feeling berated and extremely guilty.
Niji takes another looming step closer, nearly closing the gap between them. He hovers his angry face in front of his.
Niji
Because, all these years, you either don’t care or he doesn’t trust you enough with it.
Which one is worse, do you think?
The swordsman doesn’t have any good answers to that question.
Niji takes a moment to read Zoro’s defeated face.
Niji
I think I’ve figured it out. It's both. You do care. But mostly, just for yourself.
The blue-haired man stomps to where Zoro had made Sanji’s cocktail. He grabs the drink and downs it in a couple of big gulps.
Zoro
Oi!
Niji wipes his mouth with the back of his hand then steals a fresh glass from the station. He begins to busy himself around the kitchen.
Niji
If he hasn’t given you his real name, then I wouldn’t bother too much, Warlord. You’re nothing but a phase to him. Eventually, he’ll get bored and find a new plaything. Unless you get lucky or have something more to offer like Doflamingo. Once he’s had his fill, he’s not going back for more.
When he turns around, he holds a fresh, more presentable Pina Colada in his hand garnished with pineapple fruit, its leaves and a single piece of cherry on top. It even has a matching straw that complemented the tiny umbrella. The drink has a nice amount of crushed ice in it too. Overall, it’s much better looking than the one that the swordsman made earlier. Niji approaches Zoro and hands it to him. Reluctantly, he takes it.
Niji
This is a warning for your own sake, Demon Warlord. I frankly don’t give a shit what he does to you. You could die in a hole for all I care. But if you hurt even a single strand of his hair, I will personally come down to your doorstep, pull each and every one of your fingernails and teeth, then shove your own balls into your mouth. That’s assuming you actually survive me beating the living shit out of you first.
At that, Niji walks off, leaving a stunned swordsman in the middle of the wrecked kitchen and a fancy drink in his hand.
After a moment of silence, Zoro takes a deep breath.
Zoro
…You can come out now, Bepo.
Bepo opens the pantry door where he had wedged himself in. He looks shaken.
Zoro
You uh… are you okay?
Bepo
You guys are scary when you fight….
—
Zoro finally re-emerges on the deck of the ship with a cocktail in his hand and a jug of premixed Pina Colada in another. Bepo followed closely behind him holding a bunch of glasses in a tray.
Sanji
Took you long enough! Did you get lost in the ship again, Marimo-kun?
Laughing, the blonde sits up and gives them a cheerful smile. When he sees Zoro and Bepo’s faces, his expression drops.
Sanji
What’s wrong? You two look like someone died.
Zoro sets the jug down under the shade of Sanji’s sun umbrella, following Bepo with the glasses. The swordsman bends down in front of the blonde, forcing a smile, offering him the drink that he could have made himself.
Zoro
Nothing happened. Just a little accident in the kitchen. It just took a bit longer to clean, that’s all.
Sanji
Wait, is that for me? How did you know to put it together exactly how I like it?! It looks perfect, thank you!
Sanji grabs the cocktail from Zoro’s hand and gives his cheek a long loud smooch. He returns to sunbathing in the sun lounge chair and happily drinks from the glass. He hums in satisfaction.
After seeing their arrival, the remaining Heart Pirates onboard cluster around them and start asking if they can have some. Sanji waves them to form a line and wait for the swordsman to prep the drinks.
Sanji
Well, whatever it is, if this what came out of there, I say it was worth the trouble.
Zoro works quietly as he tries to get his head back to how it was earlier that day, only to find that he can’t shake Niji’s words off his head. He busies his hands, but not before realising that the blue-haired commander is sitting on the roof of the upper levels of the sub. It looks like he's fixed his broken goggles but he's still sporting the heavy fractured helmet on his head, as he watched them closely.
Sanji
Did you get your beer?
Zoro
…Shit.
—
Law stood in the middle of the Polar Tang’s wrecked kitchen, his eyes dark behind the shade of his spotted cap. His knuckles turn white from gripping the sheath of his sword too tight.
Everyone stood behind him near the door to make a quick escape should they need to. Zoro and Niji are at opposite sides of the room after seemingly having an unspoken agreement to keep things quiet after their fight. Bepo looked nervously left and right between them.
Law
I was only gone for an hour….
The tone of Law’s voice sends chills up the Heart Pirates’ spines.
Law turns abruptly and looks at Bepo face to face.
The polar bear freaks and screams. He jumps back to hide behind Sanji, who is the next victim of Law’s hard stare.
Law
I come back… to find everyone tipsy drunk… and my kitchen in disarray….
Sanji
Don’t look at me! I haven’t stepped foot in here since breakfast!
There was a moment of silence. Law takes a step forward. Bepo visibly shakes from fear.
Zoro
It was me.
Everyone turns to the swordsman who’s currently busy digging into his ear with his pinky. Niji watches him straight-faced.
Zoro flicks the dirt from his finger, crosses his arms then looks at Law properly.
Zoro
I tried to make Pina Colada for Curls.
All eyes bore on him. Some looked at him in confusion, some started snickering and Bepo felt relieved to not need to confess anything to his captain. Niji huffs quietly, looking away.
Sanji scans the room, trying to picture the scene that unfolded.
Sanji
Oh, Mellorine…. This is not how you make a drink….
Zoro is banned from the kitchen from that day on.
Notes:
I'm going through some design reiterations for the Vinsmoke helmets now that the story's more fleshed out and I have a better idea of how they serve the story. I'm thinking, if Sanji's is making them them and his siblings have a say about the heavy things, they'd actually put some effort in making it look cool, and potentially add some extra mods on them. The new designs are meant to really show that Sanji respects and trusts them as his best and highest ranking officers.
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That night, the swordsman makes a last minute decision to rectify things with the blonde. He figured that there's no point in delaying as this might be the only chance they get to talk one-on-one before they get stuck in Skypiea with Law for however long they need to be up there. Since his cocktail-making skills are apparently subpar at best, he thought he'd turn to doing something else that he hopes Sanji would like before he pops the question–about the name, he reminds himself. Whatever it is, it will need to be something incredible to make up for the shame of not knowing something so simple about the man after all the years they’ve known together.
He thinks about quickly jumping off to collect some flowers in Jaya’s South Grove, but he is met by Jean Bart who drags his sorry feet back inside. The large man assigned himself on “Zoro duty”, not wanting the Warlord to get lost the night before he needed to depart with their captain. Apparently they had pissed him off enough already that day.
Zoro turns to the kitchen to try and find Sanji's favourite snacks, and maybe sneak away with a couple bottles of wine to help set the mood. Unfortunately he bumped into Hakugan and Uni who are guarding the door, ready to strike him down should he set foot inside the room. They give him a powerful performance of their martial arts prowess as a gentle reminder that he's banned from the place, warning him that they’re not afraid to put their lives on the line to enforce Law’s rules. When he tried to ask for their assistance to go and fetch what he needed, they both turned him away, thinking that he's just trying to distract them so he can do whatever evil thing he apparently was set out to do.
His last option was the library. He’s not much of a reader but he figured he would try because he knew of Sanji’s love for knowledge and books. He wants to read a story or two with him to see if that’s something they would enjoy doing together. Sadly, when he arrives, he is met by the Grand Line’s most impatient doctor who is currently studying the Skypiea map with Bepo at the polar bear’s drafting table, trying to come up with a plan of action for when they get there in the morning. Not wanting to be distracted or have the library wrecked the way Zoro did with the kitchen, Law used his Room ability to teleport him out of there before he could even get a chance to grab something off the shelves.
Having no other options left, Zoro resorts to the idea of giving the blonde mind-blowing sex. He would worship him like the king he is and he would do it all night if the other man demanded it so. The swordsman figured it's probably the safest bet anyway while they’re in the early honeymoon phase of their relationship. Sanji is highly skilled in that area for a very good reason.
He makes his way to their bunkroom. Under the door, he sees that the dim light of the desk lamp is still on. Finally, things are looking up. He thinks to himself that now’s the perfect chance to make a move while Sanji is probably still up reading at this hour as usual.
Until he hears a couple of familiar voices on the other side of the door. They were muffled, but their identities were clear.
Sanji
…Are you sure that you're okay? I don't know how effective it is with the front broken like that.
Niji
Dunno. It's like…having mood swings. The sensation goes in and out. It's a bit weird.
Sanji
I need you to get it fixed first then. And while you're at it, drop off the new stones at the lab.
I'm not sending you in until you're all good.
Niji
I can still fight.
Sanji
I'm not letting you take the risk until your helmet’s fixed, Niji. That's my final word. You’re on your own with this next mission and I need you to be able to make good calls.
Another pang of guilt hits the swordsman–for not being careful enough and wrecking the commander’s helmet, and for eavesdropping for as long as he has so far. He starts walking backwards, and was about to turn his heel and move somewhere else to give them privacy when Sanji’s voice pierced through the door.
Sanji
Hey, Mosshead! Don't be a creep and get in here.
Zoro flinches, and silently curses the blonde’s mastery of his observation haki. He doesn't want to make things look worse than it already is so he opens the door awkwardly. He's met by two pairs of eyes.
Sanji is leaning with his palms against the desk while Niji is sitting on the chair, fiddling with the blonde's claw gauntlet on the table. It looks like there's two now. From afar, Zoro could tell that their blades are longer, sharper and more dangerous than the last. The metallic scale armour that covered the glove is a new addition, having only just durable leather holding everything together before.
Niji
Spying on us, are we?
Zoro grits his teeth, throwing the blue-haired man an annoyed look.
Sanji
This is also his room, Commander.
Niji tuts disapprovingly then resumes his work on the claw gauntlet.
Zoro
I didn't want to interrupt. I’ll just head out for some fresh air.
Sanji
You didn't interrupt anything. The commander was just showing me his handiwork. He’ll be done soon! I just needed a couple of fitting adjustments done and we’re all set.
Niji
Hmm… no. Now that I think about it, this will take a bit longer than I thought.
Sanji
What? But you said–
Niji
Whoops.
As if done on purpose, a buckle disassembles itself in Niji’s hands. Little bits of metal scatter on the desk.
Sanji
You’re such an ass. Fine. Stay here, hog the room. I don’t care. Let’s go, Marimo.
Niji
No, I need you to stay here so we can refit it. Because the buckle’s broken now.
Sanji
You broke it!
Niji
And I need to fix it but I can only do that if you’re here. So, stay.
Sanji
I will actually pluck your eyeballs out one of these days, Commander.
Sanji stomps out the door, grabbing Zoro’s arm along the way.
Niji
Where are you going? We need to get this done tonight before you head off first thing!
Sanji
I’ll be back!
Zoro and Sanji walk arm-in-arm quietly to the deck of the ship. They were met by Jean Bart who was about to tell off Zoro for being outside, but the blonde reassured the large man that he has eyes on him, promising to keep the grumbling swordsman out of trouble. Happy with the response, the Heart Pirate retires inside for the night.
Zoro
Isn’t the whole point of me being here is to keep an eye on you?
Sanji chuckled heartily–music to the swordsman’s ears.
Sanji
I know. What the hell happened to us?
They proceeded to the bow of the ship and settled themselves against the railing. It was quiet and serene. The crescent moon is up, revealing the dark silhouette of Jaya island on the horizon. Above, stars shone brightly across the span of the night sky–its reflections twinkled playfully on the still waters of the ocean below.
Sanji
You’re awfully quiet.
Zoro tears his gaze away from the scene. He looks next to him where the blonde has a hand wrapped around his arm and finishing a cigarette with the other.
Sanji
You usually are, but your silence is…louder somehow.
The swordsman rubs the back of his neck awkwardly. Suddenly he’s not so sure what to say and how he’d ask the big question. He wanted to get this far tonight–tried many times to set up the scene better but to no avail. He also didn’t realise how he would feel right in the thick of things.
Zoro
There’s been a lot in my mind. Sorry.
Sanji
Never apologise for that…but whatever it is, I could tell that it’s eating you up.
Zoro sighs and returns his gaze to the island on the horizon.
Sanji
Is this because you had a fight with my brother?
Zoro’s eyebrows shoot up.
Zoro
Did he–?
Sanji
He didn’t have to. His helmet's busted and don’t think I haven’t noticed your little injury on your forehead, damn Mosshead. If you don’t take care of your head, how will you be able to photosynthesize?
Zoro scowls at the mockery.
Sanji laughs lightly, kissing the swordsman on the cheek as a way of reassuring him that it’s just a joke. After noticing that his attempt to release the tension didn’t work, he speaks in a slightly more serious tone.
Sanji
Did he try to scare you away? Is that why you’ve been avoiding me all night?
Zoro shakes his head.
Sanji
Don’t freak out or anything but… you’re not the first that he’s done that to. I can tell him to back off if you want.
Zoro
No… it’ll take a lot more than that to get me to leave your side, Curls.
The blonde’s expression softens.
Zoro
Though, I didn’t mean to make you feel like I was trying to avoid you. I spent hours… ages… trying to plan this whole thing for us tonight but I feel like whatever I do…
The swordsman gets flashbacks of all the times he’d slashed and stabbed the man. He remembers cursing his way repeatedly for attempting to propose to him for the umpteenth time. He recalls their first kiss–how the first thing that came out of his mouth was to tell him to not kill the Celestial Dragon, and because of that, it nearly cost him his life. In fact, he might have permanently if not for their skillful doctor. He remembers the way the blonde held onto the liberated family from Sabaody. How, even in his critical condition, he fought from fully succumbing into sleep just to make sure that everyone was okay as they fled from the Pacifistas.
And now, with a seemingly easy task of organising a romantic night, the swordsman can’t even do such a simple thing for him.
Zoro clenches his fists against the wooden railing.
Zoro
I can’t seem to do anything right by you…. I just feel like everything that I do is not good enough–or just flat out hurts you. And right now, I have nothing but myself to offer. For whatever that's worth.
Sanji
Zoro…
Zoro shifts so he’s looking at Sanji face to face then holds both of his hands in his, making the other man drop his cigarette. The determined fiery look in his eye makes the blonde jump in surprise.
Zoro
Curls, I want to get to know you better.
Sanji
Uh–sure!
Zoro
What’s your favourite food?
Sanji
Uhm… let’s see…
Zoro
If you had all the money in the world, where would you go?
Sanji
Oh Mellorine, I do have all the mon–
Zoro
How long does it take to get there?
Is that where you want to go for our first date?
Is shopping your thing? I'm not good with that stuff but I could ask Nami or Robin for advice.
If we’re going on holiday, can we do it alone first or would you prefer bringing your family along?
How many kids do you want to have?
Sanji
MARIMO!
Sanji thinks that he’s about to go crazy. His face is all red, he feels hot up to his ears and his heart is pounding so much like it's going to burst out of his chest. The swordsman’s sweetness and thoughtfulness overwhelms him with joy. He starts laughing out loud–in a way that he’s never laughed before, ignoring the slight ache from his recent surgery. He thinks that if he breaks stitches this way, so be it, because he’s never felt his chest so light and heart so full. He felt so happy that he could fly.
The swordsman looked confused and offended from all the unhinged laughter like he was being made fun of.
Sanji cups Zoro’s face into his hands, trying his best to recover from his outburst.
Sanji
I didn’t realise that you needed to know everything now!
Zoro looks down to his lips, watching that attractive smile that he’s always drawn to.
Zoro
I just… I really wanted to… to…
Sanji pulls him in to claim his mouth with his. He pushes Zoro roughly against the railing, determined to show the swordsman how much he appreciates him at that very moment. He slides his hand up and down the man’s body, massaging, caressing and feeling everything that he could lay his hands on. He wants to show his love and admiration to the man by worshipping every part of him. Zoro was more than happy to reciprocate the affection.
They stayed like that for what seemed like a lifetime. Regrettably, Sanji pulls himself away from the most passionate kiss he's ever had in his life so he could breathe. He kept his body close as he panted.
Zoro leans in and continues his assault on his lips–biting and sucking hard then giving them soothing licks to ease the arousing pain–not wanting for everything to stop so soon. Between breaths, the blonde speaks.
Sanji
We have our entire lives to get to know one another…. What’s your rush, Marimo?
Zoro freezes at that, blinking his eye. Then for the first time that night, he smiles his genuine toothy smile.
Zoro
I guess we do, don’t we?
Sanji scoops up one of his rough hands and gives it a tender kiss on the calloused knuckles.
Sanji
I want to savour every moment of this–of us, okay? Right now, it’s just you, me… and this.
Sanji gestures at the scene in front of them, then swings his hand around to point out the environment surrounding them–the bright moon, the calm waters and the clear starry skies.
Sanji
Nothing else matters.
Zoro looks into his wide blue eyes. They're positively glowing a lot more so than usual tonight. He wraps his arms around the man and leans his forehead on his, kissing the bridge of his nose. The blonde was correct–nothing else mattered. It felt right to be there. In his heart, he decides to make it a mission to spend every waking moment to prove that he's worthy of his trust, even if it takes a lifetime for him to open up and tell him his real name. He would not demand it that day. He thinks that if he truly deserved it, the blonde will share it to him in time at his own volition. They do have a lifetime to get to know one another, after all.
The swordsman had lost a gamble with Nami that night. He’ll have to remember to send the navigator a couple hundred Beri through the post somehow for betting on him falling in love that year.
—
At a far distance, hidden in the thick mist of the sea, a particularly tall and lanky Warlord watches the blonde and his green-haired companion through the lens of his spyglass. With a flick of his wrist, he retracts the telescope and tosses it to a dark silhouette of a man.
Stranger
Now's the perfect time. Let’s do it.
Doflamingo
Hmm…no. I want to savour… every… moment of this….
He lets out a deep chuckle.
Doflamingo
Besides, I have another job for you. But that’s tomorrow’s problem.
You are dismissed.
He waves off the man, and the figure walks off. Doflamingo stands from the comfort of his chair and takes a few long strides to the bow of the ship, never taking his eyes off the small dot on the horizon that is the Polar Tang.
Doflamingo
I’m grateful you showed us the way, Pirate King. You never fail me, do you?
…Sanji .
Notes:
I had way too much fun with those panel drawings. (Honestly part of it was me trying to find an excuse to draw more dofsan lol)
If it's not obvious yet, I try to line up certain things about this Sanji and canon Sanji. Instead of him being exclusively in love with mermaids, I like to think he loves all merfolk in this story.
Fukaboshi's always been the one on my mind as Sanji's "the one who got away" romance. I was rewatching Fish-man Island arc and I remembered how wise and noble he is, and has a great sense of responsibility to look after his family. I figured this Sanji would be attracted to those qualities.
Plus, you know, have you seen those big hands? Fwah~!
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It was an early morning start for everyone aboard the Polar Tang.
Zoro and Sanji had spent the night together in the bubble ship parked on deck for a much needed quality time, much to Niji's dismay. The helmeted blue-haired commander found them ass naked in their hiding place at first light and woke them up. He was finally able to finish Sanji's claw gauntlet fitting which took no time at all. While he was there, he saw an opportunity to improve the ship's primitive maneuvering system to ensure that the bulky vessel has the capability to take sharper, faster turns in case of any events of unexpected knock up streams.
After getting kicked out of the bubble ship by the demanding Niji, Zoro ran back to their room to dress up and finish packing for the trip. He had nothing but his underwear on him after getting his clothes torn up during his crazy night of passion with the blonde. He received a lot of stares and some light-hearted teasing from the crew during his walk of shame but he wore it with a shameless smirk. In his mind, it was all worth it. Though he makes it a point to try and patch up the garment that his friends worked so hard to make for him later.
Sanji stayed in the ship, also naked after having his clothes somehow lost in the process. He has entrusted the swordsman to fetch him his travel pack that he'd prepared the night before so he sat waiting on one of the passenger seats, snuggling himself in Niji's long cloak to keep warm. As much as he appreciates his brother's thoughtfulness by offering him his cape, and the extra effort he's putting in to improving the ship, he still holds a grudge on him for picking on his beloved Marimo, especially after last night's progression in their relationship. He glares down at the blue-haired commander who is currently in deep concentration, fine-tuning the steering wheel from the pilot seat.
Zoro returns wearing fresh new robes and holding two travel packs over his shoulders. He begins hauling them into the ship while standing outside by the door to respectfully keep his distance from the blonde's brother who is hard at work. He starts arranging bags under the side consoles to ensure that their possessions are secured and out of the way. Sanji gratefully grabs spare clothes from his own bag from where he sat.
Before dressing up, the blonde suddenly realises the perfect opportunity for revenge–in front of the very man his brother had picked on. He leans back against his seat, hugs his knees up to his chest, and strokes a lock of hair, trying to play it casual.
Sanji
So Niji, how's our chef Cosette doing?
Caught completely off guard, Niji yanks the steering wheel off its panel, tearing wires and other components that he'd meticulously been working on for the last hour. His face had suddenly gone scarlet red and blood trickled down his nose.
Sanji smirks at his brother's reaction. He leans his cheek against the palm of his hand and tilts his head innocently, watching the man practically start hyperventilating. He could have sworn he saw tiny sparks of electricity emit at the tip of his blue hair.
Zoro looks shocked and pissed at the commander for breaking Nami's old bubble ship.
Niji
I–hah–why would I…she's a servant . Loyal and… dedicated and… talented and…. How… why would you–hah–what possessed you to think that I would know–?
Niji looks down at the panel where he'd ripped out the steering wheel and then at his hand where he's gripping it. His tight hold around the handles had contorted its shape. Slowly, he realises what he'd done. He drops to his knees and starts repeatedly banging his head against it in frustration.
Sanji
So…I take it she's well then?
Niji pauses his movements to shoot him a furious glare behind his goggles, his cheeks still reddened.
Sanji hears a faint sound of their host captain from a distance talking to his crew while approaching the ship. He sounded excited for a change as they're finally lifting off to Skypiea. When Law hopped up onboard, he froze at the sight of seeing the Pirate King practically naked in his seat and the commander holding onto the broken steering wheel.
Law
What the hell is this? Why are you tearing apart my bubble ship?
I don't even know what's going on with you , Mr. Prince-ya.
Niji
I can explain–!
Zoro and Sanji
Niji broke the ship.
Law practically had smoke coming out of his ears. He rolls up his sleeves.
—
Sanji
That's not… where I thought that was going to go….
Niji
Really now?
Zoro, Sanji and Niji all had bumps on their heads from the fuming captain. They all stood in pain behind Law who is making a final speech to the Heart Pirates crew before separating from them until they return from Skypiea. He wanted to make sure that everyone is fully aware of their plan to meet back near Jaya, and told them to stay under the radar by not staying in one place too long. They're to keep a constant eye on their long distant transponder snail in case there are any emergencies.
Niji had repaired the damage he’d done and replaced the disfigured steering wheel for a makeshift one. He still managed to do the maneuver upgrade that he wanted right on schedule so Law's punishment on him wasn't as harsh.
Sanji soothes his painful bump with a hand, wondering if he should have done his act of revenge another day. At least he has clothes now and his claw gauntlet fitted properly with its blades retracted.
Zoro had no idea what exactly just happened but given how much he'd been getting punished by Law recently, he just accepted his fate.
They sail the Polar Tang until it reaches a good distance away from Jaya to avoid any unwanted attention during take off. Niji launches himself in the air to scout ahead, hoping to travel high enough to potentially find the floating island by eye and watch out for any unwelcoming shifts in weather. They're to keep tabs with him through transponder snails. Bepo reported that there may be a storm later in the day but if they reach the sky island before late afternoon, they should be safe.
Zoro, Sanji and Law follow by bubble ship shortly, waving farewell to the rest of the Heart Pirates from inside as they lift off. The blonde volunteered to pilot as he claimed to have done it before. This proved evident when he started up the engines, inflated the float bubble and launched the vessel without a fuss. Before they know it, they reach their desired altitude just under the stratosphere where they reconvened with the commander as planned.
Zoro and Law watched the two siblings, surprised at how quickly their dynamic switched as they expertly navigated the skies together. Past all their snide jabbing and teasing, Sanji and Niji operated like two veteran mercenaries who clearly had years of experience in their arsenal. Niji flew ahead and continuously sent advice through his den-den mushi, and Sanji made executive decisions based on his brother's reports and piloted the ship expertly. They managed to avoid troublesome cloud formations without a navigator, thanks to their collaborative teamwork.
Law
How do you know how to fly so well, Mr. Prince-ya?
Sanji
Err…I'm the only one who doesn't fly in the family so I tend to take a bubble ship for myself when I need to.
Niji interrupts through the transponder snail.
Niji
Correction–he chooses not to. He can, if he just wears his–
Sanji
Commander, we talked about this.
Niji
Tch.
Zoro was looking at Sanji curiously, clearly wanting to hear more about the whole subject of flying but the blonde wants to avoid the uncomfortable topic so he quickly shifts the conversation. He clears his throat.
Sanji
Marimo-kun, can you please remind us what we're on a lookout for?
Zoro
We're trying to find South Birds or one of its variants. They're native to Skypiea and a lot bigger up here. They should help us find the island.
Otherwise we should see thick solid clouds with houses or a jungle on them. It's pretty big so it's hard to miss.
Sanji
Did you get that, Commander?
Niji
Got it.
There is a painful stretch of silence as the ship floats aimlessly in the sky. This part of the troposphere should be thinning out of clouds but today seems to be an odd exception as it's more fogged up than usual. Zoro notices Sanji gradually getting worried after an hour with no news. He starts impatiently tapping his fingers on the steering wheel while his feet twitch restlessly, his hand almost reaching out for the den-den mushi several times but ultimately acts against it.
Zoro
Hey…is everything okay?
Sanji
Y–yeah…. I just… don't worry about it.
Law
If you’re that concerned, we should call him.
Sanji
Maybe…. Give him more time. He might be in the middle of something.
After several more tense minutes, they hear a long squawk from a distance behind them. Zoro, Sanji and Law turn their heads to find a large bird, more than twice the size of their bubble ship, writhing mid-air. Around its body, a familiar blue-haired man gripped around its neck, trying to force its wings closed with his legs. He carries it with difficulty towards the bubble ship, his boots kicking off pulses in different directions to try and gain some semblance of stability.
Law
What the hell–?
Sanji starts laughing out loud as the bird throws its head wildly in every which way. It relentlessly flaps its wings and kicks its sharp talons out madly, desperate to free itself from the commander's death grip.
Niji stops just in front of the ship while still wrestling with the bird.
Niji
Is this–?? OWW!!!
The commander only just manages to dodge the bird’s attempt to eat his face, but the side of his face gets whacked with its powerful beak with a loud crack.
Niji
IS THIS IT, SWORDSMAN?!?
Zoro
Err…
Zoro looks back and forth between Niji and the giant bird dumbfoundedly, still trying to take in the comical scene before them.
The blonde shuffles through his pack calmly.
Sanji
Does anyone else have a camera?
Niji
Fuck–! Answer already!! Is this a South Bird or what?!
Zoro
Yes…?
Niji
Why do you sound so unsure?!
Zoro
It's been a while, okay?! And I can't see the crest properly! Can’t you hold it still?
Niji
FUCK YOU, YOU BROCCOLI HEAD! You come out here and do it then!
Zoro
It's MARIMO!!!
Sanji
Yonji’s going to love this.
Sanji finally pulls out a photo camera and snaps a couple of shots of the action, cheerfully kicking his legs from his seat in delight.
Sanji
And for the fridge….
He turns his seat around and takes a nice photo of Zoro laughing at Niji. He also manages to catch one of Law who can't help but bear a small entertained smile on his face under the shade of his cap.
Law
Oi! Watch the talons! Back off, Commander or it will pop the bubble!
Niji briefly dips out of sight but manages to recover. Zoro takes his time thinking, his hand massaging his jaw as he digs through his memory banks while watching the commander wrestle the giant bird.
Sanji
You know, I've seen them in a book.
Niji
So what?! Is this it??
Sanji
…It was a black and white print. I don't know if the colour matters.
Niji
Oh, for fuck's sake! Don't give me useless information!
Law
Zoro-ya, just say something already!
Zoro
Curls made a good point…. Was it more blue or more pink…? Is the face really that long? I can't remember.
Law slowly pulls out the feather from his pocket that Corazon had left behind for him, very carefully taking his time to avoid damaging it. He holds it up in his hand for everyone to look at.
Sanji
It's a little more pale than the one Niji’s holding.
Law
Maybe it was younger?
Niji
I hate all of you.
Zoro
I think… I think it is a South Bird.
Niji finally releases the furious bird from his grip. He dodges its angry pecks and swooping before it flies away from them. His clothing had suffered huge scratches throughout his body.
Sanji
Great job, Commander! Need a break?
The blue-haired man flops over the side of the ship, half hanging off the edge as he catches his breath.
Sanji turns the vessel to follow the bird. Thanks to his brother’s earlier modifications, they're able to keep up with it without an issue.
After a few moments, Niji pulls himself up to sit on the side of the ship with his feet dangling over the edge, all the while keeping a close eye at the pursuit. He clenches his fist over his chest, still feeling breathless and the altitude isn’t doing him any favours.
Sanji notices the commander’s state and he narrows his eyes at his damaged helmet. A large piece at the front is cracked so badly that it’s just about ready to fall off at any moment.
Zoro offers the blue-haired man his flask of water. Reluctantly, Niji accepts and drinks from it, too tired to say no.
Sanji
I need you to go home, Commander.
Niji
No, I can make it. I promised I'd get you to Skypiea–
Sanji
No, Niji. Not this time.
After another swill, the commander wipes his mouth with the back of his hand and glares at Sanji.
Sanji
We'll be fine, alright?
And…you still have that other mission. You can't dally.
Niji doesn't turn his head but behind his goggles, Zoro notices that he shifts his eyes between him and the blonde. Ultimately, the blue-haired man sighs exasperatedly and throws the half empty flask back to him.
Niji
Fine. But I'm not happy about it.
Sanji gives him a weak smile to try and reassure him.
Sanji
I know.
The blonde turns his attention back towards the South Bird. When he notices that Law gazes away from him as well, Niji takes the opportunity to quickly grab Zoro's arm and shoves something metallic and cold in his robe’s long sleeve, out of everyone else's sight.
The swordsman was initially freaked out but picked up on his discretion. He raises a brow curiously at him.
Niji releases him and gives a thankful nod. He turns his attention back to the blonde.
Niji
Later, Your Highness.
Sanji
Thank you for all your assistance, Commander.
And…get home safe. That's an order.
Niji
Ugh… don't be gross.
He angles himself on the bubble ship, facing the opposite direction where the group is heading. With a kick of his Raid Boots, he sends a strong pulse of force against the surface of the vessel, giving them a rapid boost forward towards the bird. The passengers onboard see him take off into the distance the other way.
Sanji melts in his seat from relief.
Law
What was that other mission, Mr. Prince-ya? …Or is this one of those on the “need-to-know basis” things that you mentioned?
Sanji purses his lips, seriously considering Law's question. After a while, he answers.
Sanji
I sent him to infiltrate Doffy’s ranks…discreetly.
I don't know if I should have done it earlier but…Doffy’s just been too quiet and I don't like it.
Law has a surprised look on his face but decides against arguing about it, detecting the man's genuine concern about the situation and risking his own brother to investigate. In his head, he weighs all the things that the blonde had done to help him during their quest so far. He hated him a little for not following through on any one of his plans, but he can't ignore the fact how effective Sanji has been. He decides to do the unthinkable and put his faith on him.
Law
Do you think there's a possibility that we're in danger?
Sanji
I always think that we’re in danger. How much exactly…is hard to say…. I don't like working blind, doctor. That's why I'm taking the risk. But this means that I have to trust my brother to do the right thing. You've seen him prove himself in the short time he's with us. I hope that's enough to give you comfort.
The doctor eyes the man up and down, considering his words and trying to get a better read on him. He crosses his arms and looks away silently. To him, it sounded like the blonde was trying to convince himself more than anything that he's made the right call.
Zoro felt that cold texture in his sleeve. When he peeks under his robe, he sees a dark canister with the number “3” on it. Confused but thinking it might be important for later, he shifts it somewhere more securely in his haramaki.
—
As they travel, the sky becomes too hazy to see through. After what seemed like hours of obscured vision similar to that of a whiteout during a blizzard, the South Bird descends just as the passengers in the bubble ship start to lose their patience. The fog parts before them and, up ahead, they see a vast sea of clouds stretching far beyond what the eye could see.
Zoro
THERE! The White Sea!
Sanji
Holy shit.
Law
How is this possible…?
The South Bird that they’ve been following disappears somewhere in the horizon as Skypiea finally comes to their full view. As they near, they see a small settlement that consists of tented dwellings, various totems of cultural significance and a tall structure that looks like a wooden watchtower poking out near the edge of the dense jungle.
Zoro
Odd…we should have seen someone by now. The last time I was here, someone was collecting tolls.
Sanji
Hmm…what do you think, doctor? Where should we land?
Law lays the map on the console in front of the blonde and points near the edge of the island.
Law
Let's dock at this shoreline near that village. If that's what I think it is, they would have seen us by now from that watchtower. I want to make sure that we’re not intruding on anyone's territory before we can properly introduce ourselves. I don't know what they're like but I'd like to avoid any political dramas if we can help it.
Also, we need to check our fuel before we get too far. We need to have enough to go back with.
Sanji follows his direction, and lands the ship near a sturdy tree, not bothering to deflate the bubble in case they need to take off soon again.
When they disembark, Zoro immediately secures the bubble boat using its mooring line, then sets to work to check on the state of the ship while Law walks off to investigate the nearby houses for any locals.
—
After a loo break and doing some warm up exercises, Sanji is feeling excited for the new adventure. All his worrying about his brother had overshadowed the fact that he hadn't gone out to properly stretch his legs in a mission for a long time. But now, after seeing a few of the local flora and fauna that he'd never seen before, the blonde is positively enthusiastic for whatever is in store ahead. He approaches the tired-looking captain who is hunched over with the swordsman on the side of the bubble ship, trying to read the map in their possession.
Sanji
Alright, Traffy!
The blonde claps and rubs his hands together in excitement, practically bouncing on his step as he closes in on his companions.
Sanji
I am at your disposal, ready for anything! Just say the word! So what's the plan? I'm assuming you have a well thought through plan? Let's hear it!
Zoro walks to stand behind Sanji with a bright smile on his face, supporting the blonde's statement. He puts his hands on his hips, looking like he's also ready for anything the doctor throws at them.
Law kept still, remaining hunched over the piece of paper, his expression hidden behind the shade of his cap.
Zoro
I uh… feel bad for pretty much wrecking every part of your plans leading up to today so…I'm with Curls. We'll do everything you say. By the book.
Without moving his body, Law turns his head slightly towards them, still hesitating to show his face.
Sanji
Traffy? You okay?
Law
I…
Law finally straightens up to look at his companions eye to eye. He has a morbid look on his face.
Law
I…I don't have any plans.
Zoro and Sanji's jaws drop in disbelief as the doctor rubs the back of his neck shyly. They see his ears redden from embarrassment.
Law
I usually just…wing this part somehow. But I'm stuck without my guys…. I don't actually know how we've come this far….
There was an awkward pause then Sanji suddenly bursts into a fit of laughter and Zoro grins widely at the doctor. Between difficult breaths, the blonde speaks.
Sanji
I was–so, so prepared to do everything right by you!!!
I thought–the doctor is alright–he's great–he saved my life. I need to make up for it–show how much I appreciate him–
He falls to his knees, tears flowing freely from his face. His laughter has become so unhinged that even Zoro's shoulders start twitching from the contagion.
Sanji
And now–now we ask for it and you DON'T have anything?! BWAHAHAHA–!!
Law’s expression darkens just as gradually as Sanji's laughter gets more out of hand. When the doctor finally snaps, Sanji receives well-deserved smacks on his head and the bumps that come with them.
—
After Law tells him that the settlement is weirdly deserted, Zoro suggests that they make their way to Upper Yard, remembering the treaty between Skypiea’s citizens and the tribe of Shandia. They had the joint intention of reclaiming the land that the former God, Enel, once took control of. He thinks that maybe they had all moved there as their new home.
Law supported this as they simply just need more information at this point to see if anyone remembers any Marines or someone of Corazon’s description visiting. He makes an executive decision that they walk to the place, not wanting to miss out on any opportunities that might come their way and use up any more fuel than they already have.
They each carry their own packs and walk towards the general direction where the swordsman pointed to on the map, though Law doesn't have high hopes given the man's directional skills. The bubble ship was left behind after being relocated in the jungle, covered in leaves and other floor debris to keep it out of sight.
Eventually, they come across their first obstacle–a wide river of clouds that separates their side of the land and where they need to be. The moving puffs of cloud before them makes it look like water flowing between solid ground.
Zoro
You can swim in it but from what I remember, there are these things called err… hmm….
Law kicks a pebble into the river. It creates a ripple that spreads right through to the middle, causing a disturbance under the surface. A giant length of scales erupt through the puffs of white then the creature slithers away as quickly as it came.
Sanji
Woah! It's like…what–a Seaking in the sky or something?
Zoro
Sort of. There’s a lot of Sky Fishes. But there’s also Sky Sharks and these giant worms with teeth.
Law
So…no swimming then. That's not a problem.
Zoro
We passed by a big tree with vines. We can swing across–
Law
Don't bother.
The doctor brings up his hand and conjures his Room ability. With a couple of flicks, he teleports Zoro and Sanji to the other side, swapping places with jungle debris in the area. He follows them himself shortly after.
Sanji
Give us a warning next time!
The swordsman and the blonde struggle to stand from the ground, feeling woozy from the sudden vertigo.
They continue their journey forward, stopping often whenever they find an interesting specimen that they each want to look at. They felt like children with short attention spans, getting distracted at everything new everywhere they go. Sanji having a camera also meant more delays whenever he wanted to stop and take pictures. When Law told him to put it away, the blonde snarled and said it was the gift from his Heart Pirates crew. They had made him promise to snap shots of their adventure on their behalf. Law didn't bother him about it since then.
They come across two more gaps to hurdle. Each time, Zoro insists that they swing on a vine but they get teleported before they could say anything about it. Sanji's starting to get sick of being moved from one place to the next so carelessly. After the third time, he finally snaps.
He grabs Law's wrist just as he was about to use his Shambles ability again. The doctor glares at him angrily for the interruption.
Sanji
NO! NO MORE. I'M SICK OF THIS! I almost threw up last time!
Law
What the hell, Mr. Prince-ya?! Get your hands off me!
Sanji pushes Law on the chest childishly.
Sanji
You're taking the fun out of it!!!
Law
The…fun?
Sanji
We're adventuring pirates! We're supposed to go through struggles and find ways to overcome them! Not just…whatever the hell you're doing!
Law
You're complaining about…lack of struggle.
Sanji
You're making it too easy!
Zoro
Traffy, I know I said I'd do everything you say but…I kinda agree with Curly.
Law
…You just want to swing.
Sanji
Let the man swing!
Zoro crosses his arms and nods his head in agreement. Law slaps his forehead in frustration at the whole notion.
Law
It would be faster if–
Zoro and Sanji
NO!!!
Law
Oh, for the love of–FINE!!! How do you propose we cross–
Flailing his arms forwards, Law gestures at the wide river separating them from the next piece of land. The distance is almost twice as long as the length of the Polar Tang.
Law
This?!
Sanji places his arms on his own hips and smirks.
Sanji
I propose a game.
Law
A game?
Sanji
Something that I like to play with my siblings when we're out on joint ventures. It'll be fun, I promise!
Slightly intrigued, Law crosses his arms and listens intently.
Law
Alright…. Let's hear it.
Happy with Law's willingness to listen, Sanji claps his hands together enthusiastically and begins to make hand gestures as he talks.
Sanji
We each hurdle obstacles however we want BUT we have to make it as cool as possible!
Law
…“As cool as possible”.
Sanji
Yes!
Law rolls his eyes looking unimpressed but the blonde continues.
Sanji
There's three of us, so we'll each take a turn playing judge on who gets from point A to point B the coolest way possible. When we reach our final destination, the one with the most points wins!
I’m talking flair–the badassery–even the underappreciated, underrated skills–the whole thing! It's the time to show off what you got and be creative!!!
There's about a million things Law wants to say about the silly game–how unnecessary it is and how many faults there are in the rules. Before he can say anything, the swordsman interrupts.
Zoro
Do I get to swing?
Sanji gives him a wink.
Sanji
To your heart’s content, baby.
Zoro
Let's do it.
Sanji
YES!
Law
Seriously, Zoro-ya?!
Zoro
It sounds more interesting than… “shambles” all day.
Uhm…no offense.
Law groans but waves his hand in dismissal.
Law
Do whatever you want.
Sanji squeals in excitement.
Sanji
That’s the whole point of it!
Zoro
So what’s the prize?
Sanji plays with his goatee thoughtfully. Then his expression darkens as his lips thin into a devilish smile.
Sanji
How about…a favour?
Zoro furrows his brow at that.
Law tips his head at the idea. He takes a step forward towards the blonde.
Law
Go on…
Sanji
Any time, anywhere in the world, no questions asked. The winner gains the favour from the other two contenders so that he may call on them at a time of his choosing–together or separately.
Zoro
Oh… Curls… I don't know…
The doctor unexpectedly chuckles, his tone just as dark as the blonde’s smile. He holds out a hand, which Sanji takes without hesitation. The swordsman looks between the two of them nervously.
Law
You’re on, Pirate King.
Chapter 11
Summary:
With Initial Concepts of Sanji's Skypiea Outfit
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Law asked to play judge in the first round so he can properly gauge what he's up against. Sanji gladly entertained this to keep him interested and took the step forward to make the first move of their little game.
He positions himself ten metres away from a nearby tree that's angled over the edge of the riverbank. After warming up a couple of times by jumping on the spot, he runs up to it, extends the claws of his gauntlet then begins to use all fours to gradually increase his speed as he clambered up, twisting around the trunk several times, defying gravity, before leaping off the very top–his movements barely seen but the trail of stripped leaves and bark that he leaves behind. Mid-air, he does a series of impressive twirls and flips before landing flawlessly with a roll on the other side of the river. Standing upright, he takes a small bow then raises a hand to gesture over Zoro to take his turn in a challenging way.
Law claps slowly. The sound echoes across. He's not looking too impressed.
The swordsman cups a hand over his mouth and shouts.
Zoro
BOO! SEEN IT!
Sanji
ACK–! I was trying to show Law an example of what we can do!
Law
It's pretty standard even for you.
I'll give you basic points for ordinary.
Sanji gasps sharply. He throws a hand over his cheek like he'd just been slapped in the face, feeling offended.
Sanji
B–BASIC?!
Let's see you do better then, moss for brains!
“Standard”.... “Ordinary”....
The blonde grumbles the last couple of words grumpily as he kicks pebbles and sticks on the ground.
Zoro smirks at his reaction then calmly approaches a different tree. This one, unsurprisingly, has long vines dangling over it. He begins to climb it without a rush.
Law
Oh, here we go….
Sanji
What's with him and swinging…?
When the swordsman reaches the topmost branch that he can stand on, he reaches for a thick vine hanging in front of him and gives it a couple of strong tugs to test its durability. Confident it can take his weight, he clears his throat and grips the vine with both hands.
Sanji and Law both look at the swordsman in anticipation, expecting that he'll do something extraordinary given that the man had wanted to swing since the moment they arrived on the island.
After a pregnant pause, Zoro leaps off the branch, bellowing out loud booming noises projected from the back of his throat. There was nothing fancy in his swing. It was all just long guttural singing that echoed through the jungle. When he finally lets go and lands in front of Sanji, he looks absolutely pleased with himself, placing his hands on his hips.
Sanji
That's… that's it?
Zoro
Told ya it was good.
Sanji
After all that, that's all you got?
Law teleports, appearing in an instant between them.
Law
Zoro takes the round.
Sanji
WHAT?!?
Zoro
Hah!
Sanji
But why?!
Law
Points for… the unexpected.
Sanji throws his hands up in the air in frustration as Zoro raises a clenched fist in the air in victory.
—
They trudge through a particularly lush terrain. Zoro walked ahead, slicing long shrubs and leaves out of the way as the two followed behind him. Law has a snobbish look on his face.
Law
Not a good start, Pirate King-ya. Are you sure you played this game before?
It was Sanji's turn to look like he wanted to smack the man in the head. He takes a long drag of his smoke to compose himself before stomping on the leftover cigarette butt.
Zoro
I've seen him do crazy shit but that was just sad.
The blonde snaps and grabs the swordsman at the back of his collar to pull him face to face.
Sanji
Cocky shitty swordsman aren't you? You're supposed to be supportive of me!
Zoro didn't look surprised, fully remembering that Sanji has a certain temper whenever his ego gets damaged. He shrugs his shoulders.
Zoro
Hey, you set the stakes high. I can't let either one of you take advantage of my Warlord status.
And if you know Traffy, he has a certain love for spontaneity.
Still feeling pissed, Sanji lets go of the man. He walks ahead and lights another smoke.
Sanji
What does that even mean?
Zoro and Law follow him. The swordsman sheaths his sword, yawns then rests his hands at the back of his head.
Zoro
I mean, I wasn't too surprised when Luffy told me he's seeing him. At first, I thought it was just a once off–
Law
Zoro-ya!
Zoro
What? Was it supposed to be a secret?
Sure made that clear when you made out drunk in the middle of The Sunny–
Law
Enough already!
Sanji spins, walking backwards. His face lit up.
Sanji
No–tell me more! Traffy, I rarely hear anything about you and the Straw Hat!
Law pockets his hands, looking smaller with his hunched shoulders while grumbling to himself. There’s a tint of pink in his ears.
Sanji
Trafalgar D. Water Law…
Law
WHAT?
Sanji
You’re in love!
Zoro grins widely.
Law
ACK–
Sanji mirrored the swordsman’s smile. He teasingly prods.
Sanji
So…? Tell us how it happened….
Law
No.
Zoro
But he is, though.
Law
Shut up or I’ll slice your head off and keep it in a bag for the rest of the trip.
Sanji
Ohohoho! You’re cute when you’re defensive.
Zoro
Careful, the first time I met Traffy, I saw him behead a bunch of Marines. Left them alive too.
Sanji
Huh! What a useful power.
Sanji turns around to walk forwards. He dips his head down so his face is hidden behind his fringe, nursing the cigarette between his lips.
Sanji
Still, I don’t think you should be ashamed when you’re in love with someone.
Zoro and Law quietly observe him, detecting some sadness in his tone of voice. The swordsman considers his statement very carefully, suddenly having doubts if the man shares the same feelings as he does, or if there’s something that he did wrong.
Law
I have a feeling you’ll like him.
The blonde’s head tilts slightly towards him, listening closely.
Law
He…has this…effect on people. Even animals. He brightens up the room wherever he goes….
There is a moment of silence as the other two process that comment.
Zoro
I miss him too, Traffy.
Law averts his gaze to the side, trying to hide a smile and the ever reddening state of his face.
Sanji
I’d like to meet him one day. I keep hearing good things about the guy.
Zoro
He’s one of a kind. You’d know it when you see him.
After this, if you like, I can–
Sanji suddenly stops. He holds his arm out, signalling everyone to halt.
Law follows his instruction but Zoro accidentally bumps into his back.
Law
What is it?
Sanji
I believe I found our next obstacle.
Come on then! And be careful where you step.
The blonde steps aside and pulls back the shrubs to give way for the two to walk through. When they do, they find themselves on a cliffside with a rickety old bridge in front of them that connects their end of the island to the next. It’s barely holding itself together with most of the planks already rotted from weather and age.
Zoro
Huh. I knew we’d been ascending but I didn’t realise how high up we were already.
Sanji gives one of the support ropes a shake. The bridge wobbles, causing certain planks across the span of the bridge to give away and fall into the White Sea far below.
Law
Zoro-ya, you and me. Let’s do this.
Sanji
So keen! What’s got you all fired up?
Zoro
He’s just sore because he’s still shy about the whole Luffy thing.
Law
Am not!
I’ll kick your ass. You’ll see.
Sanji
Hold on, I want to watch from that side.
The blonde takes off his shoes and jumps on the rope that he’d been shaking. Effortlessly, he balances himself with one leg with his other raised up to his chest. He begins walking on the bridge with ease, still smoking his cigarette with one hand and holding his shoes with the other. He spreads out his arms now and then to shift his weight when gusts of wind cause the bridge to wobble slightly.
Zoro and Law watch his nerve-wrecking tightrope act as he makes his way over the White Sea. Both watching him nervously but also in silent amazement. Feeling that he had eyes on him, Sanji stops on his tracks and turns.
Sanji
What?
Zoro
How are you doing that?
Law
You remind me of one of those circus acts.
Sanji scoffs at that and breathes out smoke. He looked almost angry at the topic mentioned.
Sanji
I was part of one, when I was younger. I was taken in by a pirate troupe before they sold me to…you know what? I-it’s a long story.
I’ll meet you on the other side!
Sanji sounded like he didn't mean to reveal those details out loud. He spins and continues his way across.
Zoro and Law share a look, intrigued by the hint of the blonde's not very well known past which clearly caused a sudden shift in the man's demeanour. The swordsman continued to eye him, but now, more worriedly. He makes a point to make sure he checks in on him later as he knew he didn’t like talking about his history surrounding his life as a slave. He wonders if talking about Luffy had somehow triggered memories.
When Sanji gets to the other side, he vaults down on land and gives them a wave, signalling to go.
Law
So, Zoro-ya?
You did win the last round after all. Do you want to go first?
Zoro
No, I… I need to think.
Law
Don’t hurt yourself.
Zoro
Tch.
Law flicks his wrist and casts his Room ability.
Law
Tact!
Zoro jumps back to give the man some space, fully aware of what comes next.
The ground directly beneath the doctor floats up, shaped like a miniature island enough to hold his weight. It parts itself away from the main earth to carry him midair. Adjacent to the extracted ground, more mini islands pop up and begin to follow the one he’s standing on. They begin to spin around him as he flies towards the other side of the cliff.
The swordsman watches Law make an impressive show of his flight to Sanji. He should be focused on thinking of different ways that he could win the round so he can get two points ahead of everyone. Instead, he finds that he has his mind set on something else.
When he sees Law finish with a spectacular landing with his Tact ability, Zoro walks behind the nearest and tallest tree he could find. With one smooth swipe of Wado, the tree tips forward. The tall end of it crashes loudly on the other side, creating his very own bridge. He jumps up and speedily walks through.
On the other side, he’s met with Sanji’s bright blue eyes and wide grin–a sight that will never get old in his opinion.
Sanji
Again, with the little-to-no-effort attempt? You realise that I like it when people make a show of–mmph!
Zoro wraps a hand around the blonde’s hair and the other around the small of his back, yanking him into a sudden kiss. He tips the man backwards, lowering him towards the ground. He didn’t hesitate to push his tongue into the man’s mouth to pleasure him, causing surprised moans from the blonde in reaction. Sanji wraps his arms around his neck while his leg hooks around his back.
Law
OH, COME ON! THIS IS NOT FAIR!
Law spins around swiftly, walking the opposite direction to avoid seeing the couple in action.
The swordsman pulls back to look at Sanji eye to eye. He receives fluttering eyelids and a flustered face in return. The blonde reaches out to caress his face tenderly as they breathe in each other’s air for a moment. Right there and then, Zoro felt the utmost need to confess his love to him but decided against it because of the doctor’s presence. He wants him to know. He needs him to know.
The blonde giggles and licks his lips seductively.
Sanji
Aren’t you full of surprises today?
I believe I’ve reached a verdict….
Zoro straightens them both up. Sanji runs his hands over his open robe, fixing the crumpled fabric, then takes a step back.
Sanji
Law wins the round.
Law turns back rapidly. Zoro’s mouth is agape.
Zoro and Law
EHH?!?
Sanji shrugs, raising his hands as if to surrender.
Sanji
You made a great point earlier–the stakes are high. I can’t be biased just because we’re fucking. And I did say that I like it when people make a show of things. And Law's was just flashier. Nice try, but you can’t buy me like that.
Zoro felt hurt. Not because he didn’t win the round but because it didn't sound like he made much of an impact judging on the blonde’s tone of voice. He now has more doubts if his feelings for the man are reciprocated or felt at all. He considers the fact that the blonde is still allied with Doflamingo. Sanji had made it clear that they have had prior history together but he’s never specifically stated where they stand or what his intentions are with the other Warlord since getting together with him. He remembers Niji’s warning to him that he’s just a phase, making him even more worried.
Speechless, he watches the blonde walk off to the dirt path ahead.
—
They approach a waterfall in front of them. While they see a safer way around by following the path, Zoro suggests that they climb it instead as their next obstacle. The other two agreed and named him the next judge for the round.
Law
Think you can handle this, basic man?
Sanji lights up a cigarette and takes a long drag of smoke before exhaling.
Sanji
Tch. Bring it, mediocre doctor.
Zoro speedily runs up the rockface until he reaches the top of the waterfall so he could watch from above. He peeks over the edge and gives the two contenders a wave to signal them to go.
Law doesn't give the blonde a chance to make the first move. He takes a deep breath, then withdraws his sword and slices a nearby boulder at its base, detaching it from the ground. Following his swing, he swipes his blade upwards, slicing the boulder into smaller pieces and sending them up high. An aura of blue surrounds the area almost immediately, in which the doctor begins to make a series of teleportation and aerobatic jump maneuvers to climb his way up–zigzagging in the air, swapping places with the stones that he'd sent flying. At the very tip of the cliff, he lands gracefully on his feet, exhaling the air he'd been holding in his lungs. He gives Zoro a casual tip of his hat, making everything that he's just done look effortless.
Zoro nods back and raises an impressed brow as if to say “not bad”.
Out of nowhere, the grounds start shaking, and a giant Sky Shark bursts out from downstream the waterfall. Zoro and Law had to jump back to avoid the eventual drop as the giant creature lands in a huge crash by the riverbank. It raises its head up in the sky, roaring an earthshaking cry before it collapses dead on the ground in front of the two. Sanji pulls out his bloody claws from the back of its head and straightens up, his face full of pride from the successful hunt. Law presumed that he'd controlled the shark’s movements using its nervous system to swim up the cloud stream somehow.
Zoro looks between Sanji and Law, unsure with the decision. A sweatdrop flows down his brow. After some hesitation, he opens his mouth to say something but gets interrupted.
Sanji
Who's hungry? I believe it's dinner time.
Zoro and Law blink at him, then gaze towards the sky. They'd been so focused on the game that they didn't even realise the time. The sun is a couple of hours away from sinking.
Law
SHIT!
Law shuffles through his coat pockets in panic. He pulls out the Skypiea map and scans through it, his eyes shifting left and right rapidly. He lets out a pained groan and slaps his forehead, almost knocking his cap off his head.
Law
Fuck! We've been going the wrong way for at least three hours!!!
Zoro
…I think we're having way too much fun with this.
Sanji hops down from the shark's head and gives that devilish smile of his.
Sanji
But you are … having fun…aren't you?
Zoro takes his time admiring the man's features before smirking back at him.
Zoro
I don't know about Tra-guy, but I am.
Law crosses his arms. Sanji can't help but notice that he's slightly pouting.
Law
I can't say I'm not, I suppose.
Sanji grins at them playfully.
—
Sanji cringes at the way Zoro gutted the giant Sky Shark. Granted, they had limited tools to prepare a proper meal, bringing only what’s necessary that can be used for multiple purposes. One of them is apparently the man’s katana which he thought was overkill. He’d at least hoped that the man would be more efficient with pulling the meat out of the creature.
Zoro had used his swords to cut it open like a mad brute he is. He jerks his sword from its flesh, causing its guts to messily splatter on the ground. Afterwards, he turns his attention to the fins, slicing them clean off before tossing them aside out of his way. Before they fall onto the ground, Sanji catches them one by one.
Sanji
Err…Marimo, you know we can use these right?
Zoro
Hah? But the big chunk of meat isn't in them.
Sanji
While the body should give us enough to last us for at least a week, we can use these to stretch it longer, maybe even another week. These still have some good stuff in it.
Zoro
That’s good–I didn’t know that. Why don’t you prep those for cooking then? I’ll keep at this.
The swordsman begins to slice the shark’s skin open with his katana, tearing the perfect meat that Sanji knew was inside them.
Sanji
H-hey! I uh…why don't we just trade jobs and find us some firewood instead hmm? Maybe set up the fire too while you’re at it.
Zoro
But I got a big sword. This is a big fish.
The blonde carefully lays the giant fins on a pile of large leaves that he had put aside earlier. He rummages through his pack to pull out a leather scroll containing various kitchen knives that he'd borrowed from the Polar Tang. He spreads it out on their makeshift table.
Sanji
I got it covered.
Impressed and surprised with his collection, Zoro follows his instructions and walks off. The sound of trees being felled is heard from a distance.
Law returns to their dedicated campsite with an armful of various herbs and crops. He drops them unceremoniously next to the shark fins. Sanji recognises most of them, much to his relief, but some look alien to him.
Sanji
Thanks. Uh… are those edible?
Law
Most of them. Some I need for medicinal purposes.
Sanji
Why did you mix it all in–?
Law
Is this good to go?
The doctor grabs one of the fins he’s set aside and settles himself on the makeshift table. He begins to cover the meat with some of the herbs he'd collected but the blonde notices that some of the weird-looking ones had been mixed up.
Sanji
They still need to be peeled and cleaned–AHH! DON'T!
D-doctor…why don't you fetch us some water instead?
Law
Hah? Why don’t you do it? I'm already in the middle of this.
Sanji
You're butchering it…. Just–just–
Zoro
Oi, Traffy! I just got a fire going!
Law
Perfect. Let's get to it.
Law grabs a random stick from the ground and skewers the fin messily, bits of loose meat and herbs fall off on the ground. He walks towards Zoro but then a hand grabs onto his coat and pulls him back.
Sanji
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Seriously, how are you two still alive?!
Zoro and Law
Hah?!
Law
It's just food.
Sanji
Not in that state, it's not!
What's this–? Traffy, did you shove an entire garlic inside it?!
Zoro
I thought you don't give a shit about good food?
Sanji
I care about it being edible!
Sanji yanks the doctor backwards and swipes the skewered fin off his hands.
Sanji
You–get some water. And come back with some more of those vegetables but DON’T just dump them all in a mixed pile with your doctor crap. Sort them out!
And you–clean up this mess! Don't you go camping? If we leave food out it'll attract unwanted creatures while we sleep!
Zoro
Why do I get to clean?
Sanji
You make the mess, you clean it up!
Zoro and Law watch the grumpy man take charge of the whole thing, effectively shooing them away from their made up kitchen station.
—
By nightfall they settled around the fire to feed themselves with Sanji's cooking. They also have extra food that the blonde has portioned and set aside which should last them a couple of weeks. Upon realising that they have to pack them up and carry them for the road, Zoro clears his bag to make way for the food. He starts pulling out bottles of booze that he'd stolen from the Polar Tang which Law wasn't too happy with.
Sanji
Nothing goes to waste.
After giving Law his portion, he winks at Zoro as he hands him his bowl of stir-fry Sky Shark with rice and native produce. Grabbing a bowl for himself, he settles himself next to the swordsman by the fire.
Sanji
The same goes with the booze. We better drink it all up.
Zoro
You read my mind.
Zoro leans over and kisses his cheek lightly.
Zoro
Thanks for the meal, Curlybrows.
Sanji
It's nothing.
Law
Yes, thank you, Mr. Prince-ya. It’s much appreciated.
Sanji
What, are you going to give me a kiss too?
I don’t think Marimo would appreciate that.
Law
Go to hell.
Sitting at the opposite side of the fire, Law takes a bite and audibly groans out loud in pleasure, causing the two to look at him curiously.
The doctor notices them staring and closes his eyes, trying to ignore them.
Law
What? It's good.
Zoro blinks at that and takes a bite himself. He pauses for a second as his eye widens. Suddenly, he begins to chow down on the food as fast as he can.
Zoro
YO ROIGHT! ISH SHO GOOD!!!
Sanji
Slow down or else you'll choke–
The swordsman does. He repeatedly punches his chest to clear out the blockage. Sanji gives his back a couple of good whacks, causing the man to cough. Finally, Zoro takes a big gulp and downs the rest with the help of his drink.
When they finished their meals and each had at least a couple of bottles of booze to themselves, they sat around the fire to unwind, fully satisfied from their fill of food and tipsy from all the drinking. Zoro was first to spill his thoughts from his loosened tongue.
Zoro
You lied to me.
Sanji blows smoke from his lungs then tosses the spent cigarette into the fire. He looks at him curiously.
Sanji
What about? I personally thought that I've been good recently.
Zoro tilts his head slightly towards him.
Zoro
You have. But I thought you told me one time that you don't give a shit about good food?
That was one of the best meals I've ever had.
Law
I agree. Seems like there's a lot we don't know about you, Mr. Prince-ya.
Sanji's face goes red from the flattery. He hugs his knees to his chest and rests his chin on them. He sighs.
Sanji
When I was young, I used to cook for my sick mother. It was around the time when my father had just locked me away. I kept begging the guards to bring me recipe books and ingredients to cook with. Some of the kind ones obliged. I really wanted to get good at it. Maybe, I thought, it would help heal her somehow…. That's when I read about the All Blue. I uh…even wanted to find it. It was a childish dream.
The blonde takes a swill from his bottle. He smacks his lips then leans back with a hand on the ground behind him for support, looking up to the clear skies above them.
Sanji
When she died, I tried to keep it up to get some semblance of joy out of…something. But being in isolation for so long and having my siblings beat me down for trying, it just led to nothing good…I don't know…. Over time, I lost interest, along with my will to live. I think the old me died right there and then, in that old dark cell where my father kept me. Along with any dreams I had.
Eventually, because I stopped asking the guards to bring me anything, I was forgotten. Starved. I had to go without any food for months before someone would remember and bring me their scraps out of pity.
Sanji gestures at the pile of food that they had bundled up sitting near their packs.
Sanji
So yeah, I don't give a shit about good food. But I won't let any go to waste in my watch. There's so much you can do to even the smallest parts of an ingredient.
Zoro and Law look at him sadly. The doctor sighs, then stretches his legs on the ground outwards, trying to warm his feet in front of the fire.
Law
Well, I thought your food was delicious. What you learned from those recipe books must have stuck with you. Clearly you have a natural talent for it. Imagine what you can do now if you get back to it…if that's something you want to do that is.
Sanji doesn't look at him, but he gives his statement a long good thought.
Sanji
Thanks…Traffy.
Zoro gazes between the two of them. He stretches his arm out with an open palm, asking if he can share some of Sanji's drink. The blonde obliges and hands the bottle over. The swordsman gratefully takes and drinks from it. He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand before staring up at the sky, watching a couple of falling stars fly by.
Zoro
Kuina.
Sanji and Law look at him curiously.
Zoro
She was my goal. She's one of the reasons why I wanted to be the world's greatest swordsman.
We both made a promise to each other…but one day, she just suddenly passed. Some unfortunate accident with a flight of steps. It happens, I suppose. But now I carry our shared dream with me, and I intend to fulfill it, no matter what it takes.
Sanji
She sounds special to you. Is that why you're so keen on defeating Mihawk?
Zoro chuckles lightly.
Zoro
Yes, partly. But then…you happened.
Sanji
Oh…but–
Zoro
You're not a swordsman, I know. But defeating you became my goal. How can I top Mihawk when I can't even beat you?
The blonde looks down at the fire, thinking hard. He's unsure on what can be done to rectify this, or what to do with the information that Zoro had thought of him in this way for so many years without him knowing. He certainly doesn't want to get back to their old ways just so the man can fulfil his dreams.
Law
Have you tried to face Mihawk recently, Zoro-ya? Surely fighting the Pirate King of the North for a couple of decades would have given you a lot more experience than just your normal training regimen.
Zoro's brows shoot up at that realisation.
Zoro
No…. I haven't challenged him since I was nineteen.
…Why didn't I think of that?
Sanji lays down on the ground, resting his hands behind his head.
Sanji
I'm not saying that you're better than me in a fight…but you did kill me that one time. If not for my siblings, I would have been a goner for good.
The swordsman laughs out loud. He slaps his forehead with a hand as he leant backwards.
Zoro
That's true! I have beaten you!!!
Sanji
That was one round! We had many more battles afterwards. Don't let it go to your huge moss head!
Zoro
Uh-huh. How does it feel to have the silver medal?
Sanji
Shut up. Keep that up and I'll show you who's really on top here.
Zoro stops laughing but smirks at the man. Sanji returns his smile with his own.
Zoro
Don't make promises you can't keep.
Sanji
Guess I'll just have to show you….
The swordsman leans over and plants a soft kiss on the corner of his lips, lingering there for a moment as they both take in each other's breaths.
Law rolls his eyes and looks away. It seems like there's going to be more of this and the day is barely out. At the corner of his eye, he sees the bottle being offered to him by the swordsman. Reluctantly, he takes it.
The doctor looks down at the bottom of the bottle through its mouth. He purses his lips, hesitant to talk. After a while, he takes a swill and hugs his knees to his chest. He stares sorrowfully at the campfire in front of them as he speaks weakly.
Law
I think Cora-san is well and truly dead.
Sanji sits up and both him and the swordsman look at him in disbelief.
Law keeps his gaze averted, feeling ashamed. From his coat pockets, he pulls out the stack of letters that he'd collected throughout his journey prior to the two joining him.
Law
I don't know when and how…but he left all these for me to find. I'm guessing it's whenever he was away from home while he was still undercover. I think he left me these as a gift. Like he's trying to show me something.
I…I didn't want to admit it to anyone else. I haven't told the rest of my crew either. I was afraid no one would want to come along if they knew the truth.
Zoro looked shocked but Sanji wore an impassive face. He waits until he sees Law looks at him eye to eye before he speaks.
Sanji
How do you know he's truly dead? What if he's waiting for you right at the end?
Law
I saw his corpse, Mr. Prince-ya.
I wanted to believe that it was possible for him to be alive when I first found his letters…but I just kept remembering his dead body right before my eyes….
He looks down at the tattoos on his hand.
Law
My knowledge as a trained surgeon only solidified the fact that there was no way for him to survive all that.
Sanji sighs, but doesn't prod any further. Instead, he resides in returning his gaze to the stars above.
Sanji
I'm sorry. That must have been hard.
Zoro
I agree. That's rough, Traffy.
Law
Wait, you two aren't mad or upset? You're not just going to bail from all this?
Zoro
I agreed to come along because we're friends. And I intend to stick around. Plus I know that I won't hear the end of it from Luffy if I don't help.
So…what's keeping you, Curls?
Sanji raises his brows at the two of them, feeling surprised at being questioned.
Sanji
If you had told me all this earlier, I may have left, that much is true.
Law
And…now?
The blonde smiles at the doctor then scoops out Zoro's hand and places a kiss on the palm of his hand. The swordsman's eye softens as they hold hands.
Sanji
Unfortunately for you, I’ve grown fond of you lot. Guess you're stuck with me for a while.
Suddenly, all of Zoro's doubts from earlier in the day washed away, almost like there was no trace of it. He'd never been more sure about what he wants for the rest of his life.
Sanji shifts on his side and props himself on his elbow, resting his cheek on the palm of his hand.
Sanji
So, Marimo-kun? Your final verdict for this round?
Law blinks dumbfoundedly at that, then his eyes widen and mouth drops open at the slow realisation.
Law
THE FOOD AND ALL THIS WAS PART OF YOUR STUNT, YOU BASTARD?!
Zoro grins widely.
Zoro
Curls wins this round by a long shot. Sorry, Traffy.
Sanji laughs heartily.
—
The dim light from the campfire shone through Zoro and Sanji's shared tent. It was dark but they had just enough light for them to see their silhouettes.
The swordsman loomed over the other on their sheets, pounding hard into him at a slow pace.
Sanji arches his back and tries to move his own hips. He grips the sheets behind his head to get a better angle.
Sanji
M-Marimo…I need–ah–I need… more –
The swordsman indulges him and thrusts faster, pulling the man's hip upwards as he pushes down to penetrate deeper. He hears the man under him let out a stifled moan from the new angle.
Zoro
Fuck…you're so tight. You fit me so well….
His movements become erratic as he approaches his peak.
With desperate eyes and a flushed face, Sanji speaks through broken breaths.
Sanji
Ah–I want you to…f-fill me up…and m-make a mess of me...
Zoro groans at that. He pulls out suddenly to flip the man onto his stomach and pin him to the ground. He grabs his hips up to reinsert himself in one smooth motion.
Sanji
AHH! R–right there!! Fuck!
The swordsman starts a brutal unrelenting thrusts to give Sanji exactly what he asked for.
Repeatedly feeling Zoro hit his sweet spot and the friction of his own dick on the ground quickly takes Sanji over the edge. His eyes roll at the back of his head in pure bliss and, with a cry, he spills over their sheets. The swordsman follows almost immediately, filling him with a generous load.
They both take a moment to catch their breaths and recover from the high. With a grunt, Zoro pulls out and collapses next to his companion. He buries his face into the other's blonde hair to nuzzle the back of his neck with his nose, not seeming to get enough of his scent.
Sanji reaches out behind him to grab the swordsman's hand. He brings it over his shoulder to plant a kiss on his hand.
Sanji
For the record…I liked your swinging earlier today.
Zoro chuckles at that.
Zoro
Yeah? I'm glad you enjoyed the show.
Sanji
And then the way you suddenly kissed me after that other, poor attempt of a stunt–was so hot.
Being showered with compliments left the swordsman speechless. Instead of speaking, he wraps his arms around the blonde's waist to pull him in a tight embrace, smooching the back of his head in appreciation. He kicks himself for having any sort of doubts about the man earlier in the day.
After a short rest, Sanji turns his head to face Zoro. He gives a light peck on his nose, his fingers slide up to play with his earrings.
Sanji
Think you can handle round three?
He starts pecking him under his jaw, moving his way down. He gives him a small bite at the nook of his neck.
Zoro chuckles lightly, still trying to catch his breath as he gets pushed to lay on his back.
Zoro
In a moment. You drive me crazy, do you know that?
Sanji lets out a pleasurable moan in response and mounts him, giving him a barrage of kisses from his neck down to his chest, earning him a deep sigh in satisfaction.
Zoro
Fuck, you're gorgeous.
The swordsman cups his face and pulls him up gently to get a proper look at him, then slides his hands up and down the man's front, eyeing him up and down.
Mouth agape, Sanji grinds his dick over the other's already growing semi.
Zoro
F-fuck…
Zoro props himself on an elbow then sits up to wrap his arms around the blonde's waist. He buries his face on his neck, under the cover of his disheveled hair. He takes a long whiff of his scent as he slides his hands up and down his back.
Sanji
Sorry, I can't wait. I just can't get enough of you.
Sanji tilts his head to claim his mouth. His hands travel up to tangle his fingers in his hair. He pulls him closer to deepen the kiss.
Zoro groans out loud as his mouth gets penetrated and explored with the blonde's experienced tongue. He welcomes him, leaving his mouth agape as the other makes a mess out of him.
They stay like this for a while until Sanji pulls himself to look at the swordsman who tips slightly forward to follow the momentum, craving for more.
Sanji
What's on your mind?
Zoro
Hmm?
Zoro's eye flutters open, looking into the other’s wide diluted blue eyes.
Sanji
You've got something in your mind…. I can tell. Are you okay?
Zoro
I…y-yeah….
Sanji caresses his face with the back of his hand.
Sanji
You know, we don't have to go for another round if you don't feel like it. You know that you can say no, right?
Zoro
No, no, I do want to. It's just….
Zoro leans forwards until their foreheads touch together.
Zoro
I'm just thinking how much you mean to me. And how much I've fallen for you. I'm crazy for you, and I hope you know that. I don't want to ever let you go.
Sanji's eyebrows shoot up, then his expression softens, feeling his face go red. He gives him a warm smile.
Sanji
Zoro… you know that I lo–
Out of nowhere, blood bursts out of the blonde’s nose, spilling over Zoro’s chest. It continues to trinkle down his chin.
Sanji
Not again!
Sanji pinches the bridge of his nose and tilts his head back as he lifts himself off the swordsman to sit back on his heels.
Zoro
Hold on, let me get my old robe.
Sanji
Don’t be silly. It’ll stain. I’ll grab some rags from outside.
There's something that I've always wanted to tell you too…. Don't go anywhere.
Sanji gives him one final wink before grabbing his cloak and wraps himself in it.
Zoro smiles sweetly at that, feeling excited especially after getting a hint of what the blonde had wanted to say.
Zoro
A-alright. I’ll be here.
The blonde gives his hand a reassuring squeeze then steps out into the chill of the night.
He makes his way past their campfire towards their packs where he finds the old cloth that he had in mind. He cleans his face quickly with it before grabbing a fresh one for Zoro. He spins to return to their shared tent but comes to a halt when he feels a tingle at the back of his neck.
His observation haki kicked in but he wasn’t fast enough, only just managing to raise his arms just in time to stop sharp strings wrap around his neck. They coil around his wrists, binding them.
Sanji
ZO–!
A hand from behind covers his mouth and he disappears from the campsite in an instant, leaving a small trail of leaves twisting upwards.
Sanji didn’t return to their tent that night. No sounds can be heard but the crackling of fire.
Notes:
There are no visible scars on Sanji's body in the concept art as I wanted to focus on the overall shapes of the outfit designs. I haven't picked a variant to go with yet but maybe I'll have something ready by next chapter!
Chapter Text
While Zoro, Sanji and Law were in the middle of their little game, Niji had other things to attend to.
The sun is nearly set and the blue-haired commander was crouched down, safely hidden in the dark refuge of the treeline overlooking a tavern in Mock Town. It had been raining around Jaya as the Heart Pirate mink had predicted.
For hours now, he'd been listening to the conversation between the establishment's patrons and one of Doflamingo’s lackeys, Bellamy the Hyena. The obnoxious man drunkenly bragged about the different missions he'd been personally assigned to by the Warlord himself. As one of Germa’s skilled agents, Niji knew that most of the his stories had been embellished to impress the crowd.
He's glad that he had managed to slip in a transponder snail in Bellamy's possession earlier that day. It wasn't easy, but he couldn't pass up the opportunity before him.
While one hand holds onto his own snail, he reaches up to check the state of his helmet with the other, worried about its condition as he feels a large part of the front barely hanging on. He knew that one significant damage to it may split his entire headwear, and he doesn't have enough resources to patch it up if that occurs. If he's not careful, he might put himself out of commission for months until Sanji is able to make him a new one.
He considers bailing multiple times in favour of actually doing exactly what his brother had instructed him to do for his own safety. He meant to drop off the condensed Seastones at one of their labs, go home to recover and get help from Reiju or Ichiji to repair his helmet, then off to Dressrosa to go undercover.
Ultimately, he decides to delay the new mission in favour of staying a bit longer, not wanting to miss the slim chance that he could learn more about the current whereabouts of Doflamingo and his plans from one of his loyal lackeys who reside in an island that's way out of reach given its immense distance from home.
There was a sudden snap of a twig nearby. Without hesitation, he draws out his sword and swings behind him. He stops his attack just inches away from an open palm hand that was ready to catch his blade. He hisses at the sight and begins to speak in a hushed manner.
Niji
Fuckin’ hell, Yonji.
The green-haired man, fully equipped in his Raid Suit, straightens up and cracks his neck side to side.
Yonji
Yo.
Niji
Don't do that. I don't have Sanji's observation haki. That freak can tell how many steps I take on my way to the bathroom from my own bloody room.
Niji sheaths his sword then places the transponder snail gently on a rock protruding out of the grass in front of them so they can both hear the ongoing conversation through it. He takes notice of Yonji kneeling down next to him, also attentively listening in. The other man mirrors his whispering.
Yonji
Maybe you're just getting sloppy. What with how much you wear that…thing.
Yonji nods towards his cracked helmet. Niji gives him a side glance in return, unaffected by the statement. Wearing it for prolonged periods has been an argument that they repeatedly have now and then. The last time this was in discussion, they simply agreed to disagree.
Niji
So? Where's yours?
Yonji
I didn't bring it.
The blue-haired man sighs disappointingly.
Niji
I know it's useless to tell you, but you really oughta have it on hand more often. Even if it's just for emergencies.
Yonji grunts in response. He tips his head towards the den-den mushi.
Yonji
So what are you doing here?
Niji
I'm here to see to a rumour. Well…several rumours.
Yonji
Rumours?
Niji nods. He allows himself to relax a little now that he has his brother for support. He sits back on his ass and leans his head back to look up at the trees, watching the droplets of water drip down from their leaves.
Niji
Word is, Doflamingo had managed to find Sanji's…owner. The one he was sold to when he was younger.
Yonji raises a brow at him, intrigued at the news.
Niji
And…apparently, he'd given up a lot just to buy him. It cost a fortune.
The green-haired man crosses his arms, processing the information.
Yonji
Is it to get the Celestial Dragons off his back…or to control him? The last I heard, Mihawk backed out of the hunt suddenly.
Niji
Mihawk was assigned? I thought the old fossil was retiring?
To answer your question, I'm not sure yet…. I'm inclined to believe that it could be both, knowing the devil.
He shifts in his seat and pulls up his hood to protect himself from the now pouring rain. Glancing to the side, he notices Yonji just accepted getting soaked, his hair slightly disheveled.
Niji
The other rumour is that this guy, Bellamy, is keeping the Proof of Ownership papers safe for Doflamingo. It's…not much of a rumour given how big his mouth is.
Sure enough, the transponder snail bellows out the man's loud laughter after bragging about his newest promotion, and how he's well on his way to become the Warlord's right hand man if he plays his cards right.
Niji
It makes sense that he'd assign him here to hide the papers. This place is on the opposite side of the world from Dressrosa, and the guy is grossly loyal.
But I'll believe it when I see it. With you here, we might actually be able to find and destroy them right here and now. Then we can finally cut ties without all the running around to see if Corazon is still alive or not.
Yonji
Hmm….
Niji
See? You can come up with a perfectly logical plan, even with emotions!
Yonji
Tch.
Niji
Speaking of plans…what are you doing here? Are Reiju and Ichiji around too?
I told you guys that I can respond to Sanji's distress signal by myself since I'm the fastest. I didn't call for backup.
Yonji
I came to check in because Reiju had exclusively ordered you to extract Sanji from the Demon Warlord. And you've gone radio silent for weeks.
What's your status?
Niji shrugs his shoulders.
Niji
I needed to disappear to safely escort Sanji and the Heart Pirates to Skypiea.
He didn't need rescuing. He's… ugh… “involved” with the Demon Warlord now. They're travelling together.
Yonji takes a sharp breath in and glares at him.
Yonji
He died in his presence, Niji. How do you suppose that happened? Roronoa Zoro has been trying to kill him for a very long time.
Niji
Look, I know it's a shock. But you're just going to have to trust me on this one. Things have changed. Reiju and Ichiji would get it. I'm sure of it.
I…have a feeling that we'll see more of that swordsman. Ugh….
The blue-haired commander runs his fingers over the cracks of his helmet.
Niji
I'll never forgive him for this though. But at least I know that he can hold himself in a fight. I can vouch that he is what they say he is.
Yonji
He did that? We already knew that he's a monster.
Niji
Err…yeah. But I started the fight.
Yonji stands calmly, his eyes hidden from his darkened expression. His movements were almost robotic and stiff.
Yonji
You failed to extract Your Majesty from the Demon Warlord, as you were ordered to.
Your own, clearly, terrible decision-making ability includes starting a fight with the very enemy our king cannot defeat himself. You've put yourself in danger, and potentially our home.
Niji looks up at him with his eyes narrowing suspiciously.
Yonji
The worst part is, you allowed their relationship to develop when you could have done something about it. It almost sounds like you approve of it.
Niji
I watched them very carefully for weeks, Yonji. It's not exactly a decision that's up to me either. Sanji seemed genuinely happy and…
His mind floods with the small shy moments that he has had with their head chef, Cosette: The way she'd put extra syrup aside for his waffles just the way he likes it; how she'd give him the warmest smile as they pass each other by the halls; how she'd stay up late just to personally deliver him a glass of water during his training sessions, how their fingers would gently touch when she passes it to him, and how his heart would jump at every contact that they allowed each other.
Niji
It's not… easy for us. We're not exactly the perfect family, or humans for that matter. We're barely one. You know?
Yonji
No, I don't know, Niji.
He takes a looming step forwards, as he raises his clenched fists up to his sides.
In retaliation, Niji swiftly jumps back to a stance, unsheathing his sword with one hand while the other clawed outwards as sparks of electricity emanate from it.
Niji
Yonji…you never told me how you knew where to find me.
There was a moment of silence. Only then did the blue-haired man realise that there were no more sounds coming from the transponder snail.
He hears rustling of leaves all around and notices a contingent of pirates surrounding them. Bellamy himself is stalking directly behind him with a malicious grin on his face.
When he returns his gaze to his brother, the last thing he sees is a fist before darkness overtakes him.
—
Zoro emerges from the tent in the wee hours of the morning, only wearing his haramaki and trousers as he ended up using his robe to clean himself from Sanji's nosebleed last night. The air was chilly, and the surroundings were covered in a layer of fog from the abundance of the clouds present in Skypiea. The swordsman squints his eye and looks around, trying to make sense of the state of their campsite. He finds Law bent over what used to be their campfire, trying to relight it to make himself a morning coffee.
Zoro
Hey, have you seen Curly?
Law grumbles quietly to himself, cursing at the damp kindling that he tosses away to swap for a new one.
Law
How should I know? I thought he was with you?
I barely slept a wink last night. I thought you two promised to tone it down while we're travelling together?
Zoro
He went out but didn't come back last night.
Law snaps his head over his shoulder to look at him. After a brief pause, he stands, dropping the flint he'd been using.
Law
That's not good.
In a rush, the swordsman passes him to get to their packs and begins dressing himself with a fresh shirt to protect himself from the chill.
Zoro
I'm going to look for him. I'll be back.
He secures his swords around his waist and is about to depart when Law holds his hand out in front of him.
Law
No, the fog is too thick. You need to stay here.
Zoro
All the more reason for us to spread out to find him.
Law
Not when you're doing it with someone who has a sense of direction of a rock.
Zoro suddenly enrages and grabs to pull him by the scruff of his neck. His other fist clenched in the air just inches away from the doctor's face.
Zoro
I don't have time for this shit, Traffy. Don't try to stop me.
With widened eyes, Law grips Zoro's wrist and tries to wriggle away from his hold with no luck. He studies the man's clearly panicked state then raises both his hands in defeat.
Law
I apologise. That was uncalled for.
Do you know where he'd gone and why he left? You don't think he was…
Zoro pushes him away and runs a hand over his own face. He pinches the bridge of his nose as he shut his eye tight, feeling remorseful and distressed.
Zoro
I said something that may have freaked him out. I just…. Maybe we were taking things too fast? This is all new to me. I've never….
How do you know when to say the right things? I just thought we…. Maybe I'm reading things wrong….
When he finishes talking–or rather, stammering out words–he crosses his arms together, looking small.
Law's expression softens as he feels sympathy for him.
Law
Room.
A blue sphere expands from his hand outwards then he brings out his sword to raise it slightly out of its sheath.
The swordsman looks around him to watch.
Law
Scan.
A vertical beam travels outwards from his blade then around the orb surrounding the area. When it finishes its revolution with no results, Law sighs disappointingly and returns his sword in its scabbard. He walks towards their packs and begins to rummage through his belongings.
Law
He's not nearby, so I need you to stay and see if there's any clues as to his whereabouts.
Zoro
But–
The doctor throws a transponder snail to him as he pockets one for himself, interrupting the other man's protests. Zoro catches the small creature in time.
Law
Someone needs to stay here in case he comes back. The fog’s a bit thick so I'll need to scan further away to see if I can find him. With luck, I don't have to use it too much. It's a little exhausting.
Call me if you find anything useful or if there's trouble.
The swordsman opens the palm of his hand to stare at the snail in his possession, then he gives the other man a glare, unhappy with his decision.
Law
Mr. Prince-ya wouldn't just leave us without good reason. He did just say that he's sticking around last night.
He starts walking past him then pauses.
Law
Though you should know…
Zoro furrows his brows worriedly, listening intently.
Law
We're not out of the woods yet after what happened in Sabaody Archipelago. I'm sure that you've read the papers and, least to say, it's not good. Expect some repercussions. We did everything we could to travel here unnoticed but…
Zoro
You don't think that's why I want to go out there? I should be the one looking for him.
Law turns to him with an annoyed expression on his face, his patience wearing thin.
Law
Not in this weather, Zoro-ya. Yesterday, you said that you'd follow my plans by the book–this is one of them. I entertained our little game but now, I need you to listen to me and stay. That's my final word.
He watches the swordsman visibly tremble in anger.
Zoro
I don't have to listen to you. You're not my captain.
What if… what if he….
Zoro's other hand clenches into a tight fist. The swordsman is still too anxious and stressed to be fully satisfied with the plan of action.
Law
If I'm not back in an hour, come find me, or do whatever the hell you want.
He approaches the other man to place a hand on his shoulder then gives it a reassuring shake.
Law
We don't know what happened yet. Maybe he just needed space last night and now he's off getting us some breakfast.
Zoro finally looks at him eye to eye. He breathes in deeply to compose himself.
Zoro
Alright. I just…I already waited all night and…nothing. I'm done sitting around.
The doctor gives him a final nod before walking away.
Law
One hour.
—
Law worked his way west and scanned again but yielded no results. So then he proceeds around to try his luck, southward from their campsite where they had travelled. He climbs a tree then scans the surroundings for his third attempt.
Finally, he sees a satisfying blink from his sights. He clambers down and proceeds to the location.
Approaching slowly, by a small stream, he finds Sanji in an oversized shirt, hunched over the edge, painstakingly washing a long piece of fabric that looks like his cloak.
The doctor was certain that his own footsteps made noises by the rustling of leaves and the snapping of twigs as he walked directly behind him but he didn't see any sort of reaction from the man. That's when he sees blood trailing downstream from the cloth.
Law
I've been looking everywhere for you.
The blonde didn't hear him. He continues to clean without so much as noticing what's happening close to him.
Law's eyebrows furrow, finding it unusual that the man with arguably the best observation haki between the three of them wasn't aware of his presence, let alone see his Room sphere when he scanned the area earlier.
Law
Mr. Prince-ya?
Nothing.
Carefully, he reaches out and touches the man's shoulder.
Sanji flinches and gasps as he turns his head over his shoulders to look at the doctor frightfully. His wide eyes bore deep shadows underneath it and he looks visibly shaken from the contact. He was pale and looked thinner than usual with his sunken cheeks, on which one side had a fresh purple bruise and his lip had been cut open on one corner.
Law’s eyes widen but he stops himself from looking too shocked at his state. He withdraws the hand that he held him with, and raises it as a sign that he meant no harm.
Law
Are you okay? The swordsman said that you've been missing since last night.
Sanji eases a little but he still looks very tense. He returns his attention to washing the stain off his cloak. Upon closer inspection, the doctor catches sight of his trembling body, evident by the mad involuntary shaking of his hands.
Sanji
I'm here, aren't I?
He spat out the words with a forced voice that sounds venomous but Law detects a layer of facade with the man. He lets him carry on, but he can't help but notice that the bloodstain that he's meticulously working on had already been rubbed onto the fabric permanently, and it looks like he's just cleaning it more so to keep his hands occupied and while his mind is probably someplace else. It would explain the vulnerable state he'd unintentionally put himself in.
Law
I find it hard to believe that this is where you've been all night. Where were you? Did something happen?
Sanji
I just needed some space. I'll be up there in a second, alright? So just leave me be.
Sanji hunches his shoulders and shifts a little, causing his hair to fall forward around his shoulders. It reveals his uncovered neck.
Softly and gently, Law speaks to him in a low voice.
Law
You know…if you like, I can remove it.
Sanji
Can you leave me alone ? Please…? I can do laundry just fine like I have been for everyone on your ship. So go away .
The blonde's voice broke as he spoke and his body trembled more. His face is hidden under the fringe of his hair but the doctor could tell he's on the verge of crying.
Law gives him a moment. When he notices that the quiet is progressively causing the blonde to shake further, he continues.
Law
I meant your slave mark.
Sanji stills. His hands slowly clench into fists.
Law
When I operated on you, I wanted to remove it like I did with Jean Bart's but I didn't want to do it without your consent.
I can't remove it with my powers because it's burnt on your skin but I can surgically repair it with clean skin tissues. I just need a small sample from you. It will look like nothing happened.
Sanji
But something did happen.
A lot of shit . Happened.
He accentuated parts of his statement by growling the words and frustratingly punching into the shallow water with splashes. Law has a feeling that he wasn't just referring to the events surrounding his mark. After a few seconds of quiet, the blonde sniffs as his head dips down. The doctor could hear him sobbing softly.
Unintentionally, Law strokes the furline of his own coat, remembering that silly bet that the other man took and honoured with the Heart Pirates crew.
Law
Or…you know, I can just…clean your laundry for a change. It won't take long at all.
You've been doing that for us for a while, even way past you were expected to.
Law had said that in a light tone as an attempt to brighten up the mood. Clearly the blonde didn't want to talk about what's bothering him but he needed–wanted–to try and make him feel better. Only then did he notice how Luffy and Sanji's positivity and kindness had rubbed off on him over time.
There is a brief pause then suddenly Sanji drops his cloak, turns to stand and wraps his arms around to pull him into a tight hug, pinning his arms to the sides. The blonde begins sobbing quietly but his shoulders shakes violently.
Law
Uhh….
Law has no idea what to do. He stands there uncomfortably for a while as he lets the man cry it out. He tries to remember what Luffy, Bepo or anyone on his crew would do in this situation. In the end, he resorts to giving him awkward pats on the back as far up as he could reach.
Law
Th–there, there…?
He spoke with great uncertainty and felt his face flush red from embarrassment. It really isn't like him to even say that or return someone's hug, and yet here he is. He begins to question how and why he got into this mess.
Eventually, Sanji releases him and takes a step back, looking down sorrowfully with his eyes full of tears and nose runny with snot. Law wasn't sure how much help he did after seeing the state of him, but he believed that the fact that the blonde is out of whatever trance he was in is progress.
Law
Listen, when you told me everything about your family weeks ago, your brother said that you were offering your trust for mine. So that's what I'm doing, okay?
Sanji
Oh, Traffy….
Sanji cleans his face by wiping it with the inside collar of his shirt. When he sets his arms down, he looks less sad but more anxious.
Law
So whatever happened last night, I trust that you did the right thing. I'm not going to question you about it or ask for details unless it's something you want to talk to me about, but that's up to you.
And… there's nothing… weird about… hugs .
Law shivers at mentioning the word, earning a weak smile from the blonde but it didn't last long as it fades as quickly as it came. Then finally, Sanji replies softly.
Sanji
Right….
Law
Right.
We should probably head back before Zoro-ya wanders off on his own. I promised I'd be back with you before the hour's out.
But… think about my offer? We can do it any time back on my ship.
…No pressure.
The blonde didn't reply. Instead, he averts his gaze and wraps his arms around himself after hearing his other half's name.
Law walks past him to pick up the discarded cloak by the stream. With flicks of his hand, he casts his Room ability and extracts the water and blood from the fabric. He then offers it back to Sanji who takes it gratefully.
—
Zoro was about to head out ten minutes earlier than the agreed time period when Law returned with Sanji in tow. The man looked worse than when he carried him back from Sabaody, but he was thankful that his life wasn't in immediate danger and, to his knowledge, there was less blood involved.
When the swordsman approached to fuss and ask details about the blonde's facial injuries and events of the previous night, the doctor stopped him and told him to give the man some space. Sanji simply walked by them and proceeded to properly dress himself and pack up for the day.
Breakfast was put together before setting out, which the blonde took initiative to prepare and serve for the other two with their own choice of morning brew. He didn't have any for himself. Instead, while the others ate their fill, he took a moment to burn the cursed oversized shirt that he had returned to camp with.
—
The fog had settled, which the three were grateful for, but the trek was a lot quieter compared to the exciting one yesterday.
Their path has fewer trees now, but in place is a steep uphill trail with an open meadow littered with flowers and ancient ruins covered with overgrown moss sticking out of the ground. Thanks to the clearer weather, the vast spread of the White Sea is visible, stretching far into the distance if one is to turn their backs to the small dirt path they had been following. The intensity of the wind was more punishing the higher they travelled, but the sight was to behold.
Sanji kept his distance, choosing to be the last one behind as he followed the two like a mindless husk, too dazed to pay attention to the lovely scene before him. Zoro thought that he'd absolutely be beside himself at the sight in his normal state. He was tempted to take pictures for the man on his behalf like he was doing throughout yesterday but decided against it as the blonde probably didn’t want any proof of a time when he’s feeling down. A part of him was really hoping that the view would bring him some semblance of joy.
It didn't. Instead, Sanji kept his head down and trudged on quietly. Law had to verbally call him out to make sure that he was heading the right direction several times, and to make sure that he hurdles the smallest of obstacles like walking over wobbly rocks because his head is too far gone to focus properly. Without Law's warnings, he'd be tripping on his feet, which had already occurred too many times for Zoro's liking.
Neither three had rested much from the previous night, that much the swordsman knows, but he suspects that the blonde had suffered more damage than just lack of sleep.
After a long while, Zoro couldn't handle the silence anymore. He slows down to distance himself from the doctor who was leading the way so he can have a quiet one-on-one with the blonde who was tailing behind them.
Mindful of the fragile state of the man, he speaks softly.
Zoro
Hey….
Sanji looks up briefly behind his deep eyebags but pays him no mind. He continues his way forwards, focusing his eyes on the path before him. The swordsman walks at his pace side by side, careful not to get too close.
Zoro
Curls, what's really going on?
He receives no reply.
Zoro
I’m worried about you. You were clearly hurt.
Nothing.
Zoro
Whatever it is, let me help.
His persistence was rewarded with a small reaction. The blonde's body tenses and he hugs his cloak closer to him, trying to cover his body.
Zoro
Whatever it is, you know we can take it together. You know I'm here for you.
Sanji halts in his steps. He hunches his shoulders again to look smaller, which seems to be his newest habit today.
Zoro
Please…talk to me.
The blonde dips his head down further and his lips start to tremble. He looks like he's on the verge of crying once more.
Law notices the absence of his companions directly around him. He turns around and finds the two having a conversation downhill from where he was standing. His eye twitches at the swordsman who clearly didn’t heed his advice so he tries to keep things moving along for the sake of Sanji’s sanity.
Law
Oi! We need to keep moving! I want to get back on track before midday.
Zoro
Hold on a sec!
He returns his attention to the shivering man in front of him.
Zoro has tried many times to communicate with his own words in the past. Some are more successful than others. This time, he thought he would try to look for some wisdom someplace else. He remembers Nami's words that stuck to him, so he adds his own spin to it.
Zoro
Curls, I just want you to be alright. I’m here for you. You… you have to let me in.
Tentatively, he reaches out, his fingers stretching with intention to caress the man's distraught face.
Zoro
Otherwise…I don't know how I can help.
He gently strokes his cheek with the back of his finger.
Sanji suddenly recoils. His eyes snap wide open angrily from the contact and he takes a wide swipe with his clawed gauntlet towards him. For a split second, Zoro sees that his arms shone black from armament haki.
Sanji
DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!
The swordsman crouches down to the side just in time to dodge his attack. His ear was just shy from being completely cut clean off his face but a few strands of his trimmed hair flew into the wind and he received a deep gash across his right cheek.
Law
Holy shit–!
The wind dies around them as Zoro fumbles to the ground. Then suddenly, the earth shook, followed by deafening cracks and a powerful blast of wind as the entire span of the meadow behind the swordsman was sliced into five long streaks outwards, shaped like a swipe of a claw which carved deep through the earth. Trees, shrubs and colourful flowers all across the cliffside are uprooted and carried away from the force, destroying them and sending them flying off towards the White Sea. The ground sizzled and glowed from extreme heat at the sharpest point of the impact.
There was nothing left of what used to be the peaceful meadow but misshapen earth and smoke emanating from the trenches. Any grass that was left is practically crisped from the blast.
Zoro and Law stared at the man, both shocked and speechless at the now panting Pirate King. His furious panicked eyes turn into a watery one as tears begin to form at the corner of his fierce blue eyes. He screams in a high pitch shrill of a voice.
Sanji
WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE, ZORO?!
Stunned from his reaction, the swordsman blanks out. He opens his mouth to say something–anything–but can't seem to form any words. He closes it and gulps, feeling uncertain of what's to come next.
Law watches the scene in front of him quietly, careful not to drop his guard in case the blonde loses control again.
Sanji takes a moment to realise what he'd done. When he does, his face suddenly eases into an impassive one and he retracts the blades from his gauntlets with a flick of his wrists. With a clear and firm voice, he speaks.
Sanji
We're done, Zoro.
Zoro's eye widens and his body stiffens.
Sanji
I'm staying to help Traffy like I promised.
But after this, it'll be the last time you see me.
The last line had a hint of sorrow to it as his voice gradually broke. He walks away and passes the swordsman to make his way to Law.
Before he could get too far out of reach, Zoro stands and grabs his hand.
Zoro
No.
Sanji swiftly spins, his other hand raised for another strike but the swordsman quickly gets a hold of his wrist with his opposite hand before the blonde’s haki forms.
Sanji
What the fuck do you think you're doing?!
He tries to pull himself away but Zoro tightens his hold. The swordsman knew he was taking a risk and was being selfish–but he needed the man to know what he had to say.
Zoro
I love you.
Sanji stills his movements. It was his turn to stare at him dumbfoundedly. His eyes are blown wide and pupils dilated.
Zoro
If I hadn't been clear about it before, here it is now.
I'm madly in love with you.
And there’s not a force in the world that can change that.
The blonde’s eyes fill with tears once more as his lips tremble. He parts his lips as if to say something but is met with Zoro’s own clashing onto his. The sudden contact made him gasp and he was too stunned to move. His body reacted involuntarily as the sensation flowed from his lips right through to the tips of his limbs like it needed it, wanted it, and thirsted for it. After a brief pause, he melts into the kiss and closes his eyes. Tears flowed down his cheek freely.
Zoro releases his arms as he snakes his own around Sanji’s figure to pull him close. The blonde’s hands held onto his shoulders for balance. The swordsman's kisses were purposely shallow, not wanting to push any further than he already has. He peppers his lips with tender kisses, trying to show him love by way of action, careful to avoid the deep cut on one side of his lip. He notices that the blonde isn’t returning his affection–only taking it–but he continues on. This was about giving, and he wants him to know he’s willing to give all he’s got.
When Zoro pulls away, the blonde has a flushed face. He opens his eyes slowly as their gaze locks together. His cheeks were red and wet from his own tears. The swordsman feels relief as it was the first healthy colour on his skin that he’d seen on the man since they reunited that morning.
Slowly and tenderly, Sanji slides his hands from his shoulders to cup his face and pulls him close. Zoro hugs him around the small of his waist as he closes his eye.
The next thing he knows, the blonde yanks him back by the face then jerks their heads together to deliver a punishing headbutt against his forehead.
Zoro
ACK–!
The swordsman reels, but before he could catch his balance, Sanji grips his shirt by the shoulders to deliver a swift kick between his legs.
Law winces at the sight and hisses behind his teeth. A hand shoots up to cover his mouth.
Zoro grimaces and falls on his knees before dropping to the ground as he holds onto his groin. He rolls to the side, writhing in pain from both his head and lower regions.
Zoro
What the hell, Dartbrows?!
Sanji lights a cigarette then steps over him smoothly to walk away.
Sanji
I told you not to fuckin’ touch me.
The doctor approaches Zoro calmly. He watches the swordsman rock himself side to side, hissing, as if that will soothe the pain. When the man eventually stills, he offers a hand to him.
Law
Not going to lie…you kinda deserved that. A little.
Zoro furrows at him with furious eyes but takes his hand anyway. He gets pulled up onto his feet. His legs almost give out but he manages to stay up, albeit wobbling in place.
Zoro
Thanks, asshole. How is that supposed to make me feel better?
Law
It’s not. I meant to add insult to injury. Literally.
Zoro
Some doctor you are….
The swordsman growls at him. He attempts to straighten up but he can still feel the remnants of the impact pulsating through his body.
Law turns his attention to the blonde who is now standing way ahead of them, waiting for them to catch up.
Law
Good job, Zoro-ya.
Zoro
Wh-what?
Law
At least he’s… feeling things now.
Zoro follows Law’s eyes and sees Sanji standing uphill. The man is looking around, finally taking in the scenery as he smokes his cigarette. His blonde hair flow gracefully in the wind.
Zoro
Yeah… I guess.
The swordsman felt relief but his heart sank at remembering the blonde’s words. He wonders to himself if this truly is the end of the line. His gaze lowers sadly to the ground. He feels Law pat him on the shoulder a couple of times before walking past him to continue leading the way forwards.
Sanji paid close attention to the environment in front of him. His body was angled so half of his vision sees the untouched, peaceful meadow while the other half was the part he destroyed. He takes a long drag of his smoke and closes his eyes. He let the memories of the previous night flood into his mind one last time before he knew he’d have to stow it away to make way for the worst ahead of them.
—
Doflamingo drags Sanji’s naked form by the hair into the brig of the Numancia Flamingo which is docked discreetly in the outskirts of Skypiea, somewhere in the White Sea. His hands have been covered and bound tight with indestructible strings to restrain him. He’s fully aware that the Warlord knew his weaknesses and he liked to take advantage of it. His neck strained from the jerking movements, and his scalp felt like it would tear away from his own head from the Warlord's pull.
Sanji
D–Doffy–it hurts!
Doflamingo
Do you know how much trouble I had to go through to get Celestial Dragons off you and your precious swordsman's backs after the stunt you pulled at Sabaody?
He throws the blonde aggressively into a dark cell where Sanji lands hard against the wall before falling onto the cold hardwood floor. He tries to recover quickly by propping himself up, crawling backwards and away from the man.
Sanji
Doffy, please , let’s just ta–
The Warlord closes in on him and delivers a swift kick to the face to silence him, earning him a cut over his lips. He then forces the blonde's legs open wide by pinning him down using the same foot. He flicks his fingers in the air to bind the blonde's thighs against his calves. With a swirl of his own hand, strings hoist him off the ground, suspending his body from the ceiling in the middle of the room.
Sanji trembles at the painful binds and shivers at the chilly sensation between his legs. He coughs out blood from the back of his throat, nearly choking from it. He pants deep heavy breaths.
Sanji
Don't… do this…
Doflamingo
Do you know how much I had to give up to buy you? I couldn't even get full ownership.
Sanji
Wh–what? What do you mean buy…?
Doffy, what did you–AH!
Sanji grimaces at the sudden intrusion of Doflamingo’s long thick finger inside of him. His back arches involuntarily to try and get away from it. The other man wasn’t gentle, nor considerate. He pumped his digit in and out, loosening him in a rush with interest just for himself.
Doflamingo
Hmm…I see you’ve been busy already. Do I have Roronoa Zoro to thank for preparing you for me?
The blonde tenses. He gives him a nasty glare and spits at his face. Doflamingo stills.
Sanji
Go to hell, you prick.
Sanji knows that he was well and truly in trouble when he sees it–the Warlord’s grin and laughter which sends shivers up his spine and makes his hair stand on end. When he looks down, he sees the other man's bulging erection in his pants.
Doflamingo
I love it when you talk like that to me.
He starts fucking him with his fingers fast, adding in a second then third digit, one after another with very little patience.
Sanji hisses at the sting. It felt like his ring was on fire. He feels himself open up but it's happening too fast, too dry.
Sanji
What–what do you want from me?
Doflamingo hums, considering the question.
Doflamingo
A discussion for later. There's something that I need you to do.
For now…
Finally, he pulls out. Sanji’s legs twitch involuntarily but the lack of intrusion brings him a small amount of relief. He tries to stabilise himself by taking in long steady breaths but his heart was thumping like mad.
Sanji
Doffy… please don’t.
The Warlord unzips his trousers and whips out his overly large cock. With the blonde suspended from the ceiling, his dick is already perfectly aligned with his rim. He gives it a couple of pumps then slaps Sanji's entrance with it, teasing him.
The blonde snarls and attempts to break free from his binds by thrashing around, tossing and tilting his body however he can.
Doflamingo
You know that fighting me only gets me going.
Sanji
I will always fight if it’s against my will.
And the moment I break free, I will finally fuckin’ end you.
Doflamingo
Mmm… that’s it… talk just like that, my pet.
Doflamingo grips Sanji’s jaws with his large hand and forces him to look at him face to face, keeping his body still.
Doflamingo
But now, don’t move around too much like a good boy, and this’ll be better for the both of us.
Sanji feels him attempt to insert his dick so he jerks his own head back and bites his hand, breaking his skin.
Doflamingo
AH–! MOTHER FU–
The blonde gets dropped roughly on the floor. He winces at the soreness of his joints but he powers through the pain and crawls away with his elbows, dragging himself across the floor. Just before he could make his way on the other side of the bars, the Warlord’s foot stomps mere inches away from his face, cracking the floor underneath him. He stops in fear that his skull would be next.
Doflamingo
Clearly, you’ve been left running around at your own accord for far too long.
He releases the binds around his legs then reaches out to grab him by the crown of his hair, hoisting him off the ground. The blonde cries out in pain.
Doflamingo
So help me, I'll have my money's worth. You've cost me greatly.
Sanji
I didn’t ask to be sold and bought!
Doflamingo drops him to fall on his knees, then swings his hand across to slap him hard, almost knocking him out. When Sanji’s body flimsily collapses to the side, the Warlord catches him by the back of his neck with a bruising grip. This time, he turns him away from him. He flicks his wrist to raise and hold the blonde’s arms up by strings so his frail body hangs lifelessly in front of him. With his long pointed tongue, he gives him a wet lick from the nape of his neck, then up to his face where he bites his earlobe before whispering.
Doflamingo
I own you now, Pirate King. Your mind, your body and your soul.
Sanji can barely keep his eyes open at that point. Blood trickled down the side of his mouth from the inside. He coughs out blood again. Weakly, he replies as best as he can with a raspy voice.
Sanji
No.
Doflamingo pauses, raising a brow.
Sanji
I am…my own man.
I will always… fight for freedom–for myself and everyone who needs it. I only allied with you…to get Seastones and the names of people who deserve no mercy.
And… you . You are one of them.
When I get out of here, I will end you and your fuckin’ kingdom.
Doflamingo grins widely as he yanks his hair back. Sanji yelps at the sudden pain and motion. The Warlord buries his nose in his blonde locks then trails it down his neck, taking a long whiff of his scent.
Doflamingo
Mmm…you forget who's on the leash here, pet. Tell me, is this how you really want to play this?
Sanji
I will never stop fighting, Doflamingo. You can do all what you want with my body, but you can’t break me to thinking I’m yours to claim.
The Warlord pauses, then he chuckles that sinister, malicious laugh of his.
Doflamingo
I knew you’d say that.
He tosses something heavy on the floor. It clunks against the prison cell and slides, stopping directly in Sanji’s view. The blonde had to squint his eyes to try and work out the shape in the dark. When his sight adjusts, his eyes fill with horror and his jaw slacks open as he recognises a large chunk of Niji’s helmet before him.
Doflamingo licks his pointed tongue into his ear which sends chills throughout his body. He watches the blonde gape at the item, satisfied with his reaction.
Doflamingo
Let’s try this again…shall we?
The Warlord waves his hand and Sanji is fully released from all his binds. He drops to the floor on his fours. The blonde looks up to the piece of helmet once more, his mind running through different terrible scenarios of what may have happened.
Doflamingo
I will keep it nice and clear for you.
You do what I say, and I don’t kill your brother.
Sanji
N–no…no, you wouldn’t.
Doflamingo
Do you really want to test me?
Sanji freezes at that. After a moment of silence, his head dips down in defeat as his gaze turns to the side.
Doflamingo kneels directly behind him. He snakes his hands over the blonde’s back then up to his neck to wrap his hands around it. While choking him, he pulls him up onto his own thigh to align dick against the rim of his ass.
Doflamingo
Now, let’s see how much you’ve learnt.
When I say, suck my dick, you say…?
The blonde’s lips quiver and his body trembles madly as fear slowly overtakes him. He shuts his eyes tight, knowing full well that the next words he will say is going to change his entire life forever. With a broken voice, he replies.
Sanji
Yes, Doffy.
Doflamingo inserts his cock into his tight entrance. Sanji grips onto the steel prison bars in front of him. He grits his teeth, trying to endure the pain as quietly as he can, not wanting to give the man any more satisfaction than he already has.
Doflamingo
When I say, jerk yourself off in front of the Levely, you say…?
The Warlord continues pushing himself inside, slowly but forcefully. With barely any preparation, Doflamingo’s monstrous size stretches his walls and tears his rim. He feels blood trickle down his violently shaking legs. Sanji’s eyes start welling up in tears from the pain. With a half sobbing voice, he replies.
Sanji
Y–yes…Doffy.
Doflamingo
Good boy.
Then he slams into him almost at full length. The blonde screams and leans his forehead against the prison bars.
Doflamingo
Now…I want you to think of your swordsman.
Sanji
Wh–what…?
Doflamingo thrusts inside him hard and deep once more, trying to forcefully fit his whole cock inside him, causing the blonde to cry out loud.
Doflamingo
You heard me.
I want you to think of his dick deep inside you.
Sanji
Doffy, please! I don’t want to think of him this way–
Doflamingo starts a brutal rhythm of slow but deep thrusts. Sanji screams at every push. He tried to hold back his voice at one point but was punished with a stinging spank, causing him to yelp out. The impact bruises his skin.
Doflamingo
Tell me what the swordsman does to you that you like the most.
Sanji’s tears start flowing. He sniffs once to try and compose himself, reminding himself that this is for his brother.
Doflamingo
Talk , Sanji.
Sanji
I like it when…AH–when he plays with my nipples….
Satisfied with his answer, Doflamingo increases his pace. The Warlord's large hands snake from his neck down to his front and plays with his pecs, teasing and pulling his nipples.
Sanji
Do–Doffy…you're too big. It hurts –it really hurts!!!
Doflamingo
Keep talking. You’ve only said one thing so far. How do you like taking him?
Sanji's breath hitches as he thinks of how the swordsman had fucked him during the last several weeks they had been together.
Sanji
I like it–ah–when I’m on a table and–he goes down on me–before we–AH–DOFFY, NO, PLEASE!!!
The Warlord leans forwards and drops Sanji down on the floor while keeping his legs wrapped around his own hips. He splays a hand over his back, pinning the blonde’s upper body onto the cold surface. The changed angle deepens the penetration in which Sanji begins sobbing out loud. A pool of blood forms onto the hardwood below them. Doflamingo’s pace becomes fast and relentless.
Doflamingo
Give me more, my pet. Tell me more .
His own voice hitches as he nears his climax. His breath quickens as he fucks into the blonde senselessly.
Sanji feels himself peak as well. With every ounce and fibre of his being, he tries to resist.
Sanji
I–I…like it when I get to look into his eyes when he cums. When I call his name, I really want him to call mine too–
Doflamingo
Fuck, yes . When I cum in you, I want you to scream his name.
Sanji
P–Please–please, no–
Doflamingo tips forward slightly and releases his back to grip a bruising hold onto his hips, pushing hard into him with every thrust. His full length pounds painfully deep. When Sanji looks up, he realises that had been forced down on this position so he can see the part of Niji’s helmet that the Warlord had somehow taken into possession.
Doflamingo groans as he peaks.
Doflamingo
Shit… I'm gonna…
It all felt wrong but the blonde steels his heart.
Sanji
Hah–Z–Zoro… Zoro…
Zoro
Sanji, I'm gonna cum…ah–Sanji…
The swordsman’s raspy gentle voice echoes in the room. It grounds Sanji–comforts him–reassures him. He eases into the new sensation, craving his affection.
Sanji
Make a mess of me, baby…please. Say my name, say it.
Zoro
F-Fuck–Sanji… Sanji…
Sanji
Zoro…!
Doflamingo cries out the blonde's name as he pumps into him, spilling a generous load deep inside. The blonde follows shortly, producing barely anything prior to his earlier activities with–
Sanji's lips quiver in terror as he realises that his own mind had betrayed him. It had swapped the devil himself with an illusion of his precious Marimo. He can still feel the Warlord pumping into him.
Doflamingo pulls out with a slow guttural growl, causing the blonde to moan at the sudden loss of his length inside him. He feels the mix of the man's overflowing juices and his own blood spill down his thighs as the Warlord releases him from his hold.
Doflamingo
Now…wasn't that fun?
Sanji scampers on the floor away from him. He sits up, leaning against the prison bars for support.
Sanji
You fucking asshole.
Doflamingo
My dear…
Doflamingo stands tall and drops his large feather coat on the ground. He strips off his shirt then drops his pants on the floor.
Doflamingo
We're just getting started.
—
Voice
Mr. Prince-ya.
Hey…let’s keep moving.
Sanji forces his eyes to open slowly as he feels the chilly wind on his face. He almost reels as he returns his attention back to reality. When he looks to his side, he sees Law next to him. Down the hill, the swordsman had kept his distance, his gaze focused at the misshapen land of what used to be the meadow.
Sanji
Law…
Law
Yes…?
Sanji
Are you sure you want to keep going?
Law narrows his eyes suspiciously at that.
Law
Is there something you want to tell me?
Sanji takes a long drag of his smoke, thinking of the right response. When he breathes out, he walks past him.
Sanji
No. I’m just checking.
Law
I see.
The swordsman eventually joins Law and they watch the blonde walk ahead of them. The doctor whispers quietly.
Law
He’d been broken.
Zoro
…I know.
Law
Get ready for anything.
Zoro clenches his fists. He holds onto Wado to stabilise himself but he allows anger to flow through his veins.
Zoro
I am.
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Law
Let’s stop here for a break. I’m feeling exhausted….
Zoro, Sanji and Law had been hiking uphill for another couple of hours. When they finally reach a plateau, the doctor huffs and nearly collapses as he sits onto a flat rock. He drops his belongings unceremoniously on the ground and leans back on his arms. There's still more ascension to go, but the ever increasing altitude is starting to catch up to everyone.
Zoro
Already?
Law
We’re finally back on track, and it’s midday. That’s a win for me. I just…I just need a second. I used a lot of my abilities in the last couple of days.
He begins rummaging through his pack and takes a long drink of water from his canister.
Zoro settles his bag next to his and digs around for a bottle of sake. Law rolls his eyes at the sight of the swordsman opening the bottle and taking a swill.
Law
Really, Zoro-ya?
Zoro
I’m thirsty too.
Law
Drink water! I can’t believe you still have some that left.
Law swings his head around.
Law
Where’s Mr. Prince-ya?
Zoro’s eye widens as he straightens up and frantically glances around. When he couldn't see the blonde, he shoves his bottle of drink back into his pack.
Zoro
I’m going to look for him.
Law
Hold on–!
Sanji
Calm down. I was only taking a piss.
Sanji emerges from behind a cluster of trees and shrubs nearby then proceeds his way towards them.
Sanji
Are you back to watching me like a hawk?
Zoro
You disappeared last night and wouldn’t tell us where you’d gone.
Sanji pauses in his tracks to shoot him a dangerous glare.
Zoro
You come back–clearly beaten up and hurt.
So yes, I am.
He felt annoyed at Sanji at this point especially after he got his groins kicked earlier that day so he thought he’d try a more direct approach, much to Law’s dismay. He doesn't expect to receive any sort of reciprocation or gratitude from the blonde for trying to care. His frustrations mainly root from the fact that the man doesn’t see that he deserves good in his life, and, right now, it seems like all he just wants to do is cut ties and push everyone away.
Sanji almost looked like he wanted to retaliate from his words. Zoro welcomed them, trying to rile him up on purpose. At least he’d actually talk to him after hours of painful silence and looking down in the dumps. He wanted him angry, sad, frustrated, or confused–anything. He wanted him to open up and be more honest, including with himself, even if that meant destroying more of the land if that’s what it would take to let out all his pain. Instead, the blonde silently walks past them, bumping his shoulder into his along the way.
Zoro
What, are you back to ignoring me again?
Law
Zoro-ya…
Zoro tuts disapprovingly. He crosses his arms and turns away from him.
Zoro
Figures. You’re good at that. Pushing people away instead of asking for help when you really need it.
Sanji stops abruptly. The other two can’t see his face but Zoro knew that he’d struck a nerve. The blonde drops his pack on the ground and it lands with a loud thump and a rattle. The swordsman begins to walk towards him slowly with a challenging smile forming at the corner of his lips. In each step, he accentuated his speech.
Zoro
What do you think would have happened to you at this point if not for us?
Law stands, glaring at him. He holds out his hand and puts himself between them but it doesn’t stop Zoro. He simply pushes the doctor aside and continues his approach.
Law
There’s a time and place for this, swordsman.
Zoro
You know what I’m saying is true, Traffy.
If I didn’t follow you into the Celestial Dragon’s house, where do you think you’d be right now?
Law
Zoro-ya…
Sanji slowly raises a hand to unhook the clasp of his own cloak which flies far into the wind and disappears downhill.
Zoro
Afterwards, if Traffy wasn’t there to operate on you, you’d have died then.
Law
That's enough!
Zoro
And if I didn't have Nami around, you’d still have that chain around your fuckin’ neck!
Sanji’s shoulders flinch as Zoro raises his voice and closes in on him.
Zoro
Why don't you just tell me what’s going on?! Can't you see we're just trying to help you?!
In a split second, Sanji vanishes, only to reappear right in front of him with a claw held aloft the side of his head. Zoro's eye widens at the unexpected movement. He'd been so focused on making his point across that he didn't realise that he let his guard down.
A large but fast projectile suddenly finds itself between them.
Sanji swipes upwards to redirect the surprise attack away from Zoro, palming what looks to be a cannonball to lift it up in the air while putting his body between them. From the contact, it blows up, separating him and the swordsman away from each other.
Zoro slides on his feet backwards with a grimace. He forces his hands down on the ground to get extra traction until he stops.
Having taken the brunt of the attack, Sanji couldn't recover just as well. He spins violently in the air as the blast sends him off the plateau. He lands roughly and rolls far downhill until his back hits a large boulder with a loud crack. Smoke emanates from his arm which he tried to deflect the cannonball with. When Zoro looks down the hill, he sees that the blonde remains still, unconscious.
Zoro
CURLS!!
Shadows descend from the trees around them. A contingent of winged warriors surround and point their weapons at the separated Zoro and Law who didn’t hesitate to draw their swords. The swordsman recognised their coats as that of White Beret’s uniform except that it’s of a dark shade and they aren’t wearing hats like they used to. Some have grass skirts and other tribal fittings from the typical Shandian outfit.
Zoro detects a particularly strong presence near Sanji who has gained consciousness and is struggling to push his upper body up by an arm where he wasn’t hit. A warrior with long auburn hair looms over him and points his large weapon against the side of his head. It looks like a bazooka decorated with gold trims and intricate patterns. He’s topless aside from his belt buckles, and has his uniform coat only worn from his waist down. While the outfit and the hair is new, the tattoos on his face and body are distinctly recognisable to the swordsman. He screams at the man angrily.
Zoro
DON’T TOUCH HIM, WYPER!
The warrior looks uphill from where he stood. His eyes widened in surprise at the sight of the familiar swordsman wielding three blades.
Wyper
You’re one of the Straw Hats.
Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoro…?
Zoro takes a run towards them but stops when he’s met by two spears that cross in front of him, pointing at his neck. He throws them a murderous glare and raises his swords.
Zoro
Let me through. I won’t ask again.
Wyper waves his hand towards the men.
Wyper
Let him pass.
The warriors give way for Zoro but don’t lower their weapons around Law. The swordsman takes the opportunity to sheath his weapons while running to the blonde’s side. Sanji’s elbow falters and his body collapses as soon as he comes near.
Zoro knew the man would hate him for touching him again, but he catches Sanji in time just before his head hits the hard ground. His arms wrap around his torso and pulls him up. He notices that his arm has scorch marks from the blast where his gauntlets didn’t protect his skin.
Sanji
I can… get up… myself….
At that, Sanji pushes himself away from the swordsman and forces himself to stand. He grimaces and whimpers with a shaky breath during his attempt. Zoro hovered his hands around him as he stood with, ready to catch him should he fall.
After a few moments of heavy panting and wobbling, Sanji feels the fatigue of the day and the incident of last night finally catch up to him. His eyes roll at the back of his head as he faints.
Zoro cradles Sanji's upper body in his arms, supporting the blonde head against his chest as he lowers him so he’s knelt on the floor. He feels himself lose composure out of panic.
Zoro
Oi! Stay with me!
Traffy!
Without hesitation, Law teleports next to them while sheathing his sword and begins to check over the limp body. Wyper and the other warriors jolt in surprise and raise their weapons towards them but the two men simply ignore the threat in favour of checking over their friend.
Zoro
He feels cold….
Law
Low blood pressure… clammy skin…. He’s pushed himself into complete exhaustion. We’ve been walking for hours but I haven’t seen him take a bite to eat or drink. I’m not sure if he’s slept either.
Law rummages through his coat pocket and procures the first aid kit that Niji had given him weeks ago. He instructs Zoro to lay Sanji on the ground gently which the swordsman follows. The doctor begins to strip the blonde of his gauntlets and top to check and nurse his body out in the open.
Zoro glares angrily at Wyper.
Zoro
What the hell did you do that for?!
Wyper narrows his eyes at Zoro, then shifts his gaze at Sanji.
Wyper
We find one of our holy sites desecrated and destroyed. The next thing we know, the Pirate King of the North is in our territory. Coincidence?
Speechless, Zoro couldn’t do anything but bare his teeth and hover his figure over Sanji's body to protect him.
Wyper
Are you to blame? I admit, I wouldn't have taken the first move had I recognised you, Pirate Hunter… but please tell me that one of the saviours of Skypiea didn’t take part in laying waste to holy ground.
The swordsman opens his mouth to offer the full story but gets interrupted.
Sanji
It was… all me….
They all turn to look at the weak blonde who struggled to talk between harsh panting.
Zoro
H–hey… Curls, you don’t–
Sanji
I was… angry and felt… like tearing your island apart. It has… nothing… to do with these two. They… actually stopped me.
Wyper’s eye twitches in anger.
Zoro
NO! Wyper, yes, he did it, but it was an accident . We wouldn’t do anything to purposely harm your land, I swear.
The warrior growls at his statement, unsatisfied by the answer. He practically spits out his next words.
Wyper
That’s hard to believe, given the Pirate King’s reputation.
Law
We’re not here to cause trouble.
Please give us a moment. We don’t have much time.
Law tips Sanji on his side. He holds him steady with one hand on his shoulder while the other rests on his waist. He aligns his knee against the blonde’s back. Wyper and the rest of the warriors observe carefully.
Law
Zoro-ya, come here. Hold his knees and keep his arms together. Don’t let him move. Understood?
Sanji twitches nervously at the thought of being held down but he knows that he's too weak to fight back. He allows Zoro to position himself in front of him to follow Law’s instructions.
Law
Mr. Prince-ya, your spine is broken and I need to manually realign it as soon as possible, as instructed by your br– commander… to make sure that it doesn't cause any further damage. Do I have your consent?
Sanji
…Do it.
Law
It will hurt. A lot.
Sanji
Give me something to bite down on.
Law briefly releases him to roll the blonde’s stripped top and places it into his mouth to gag him. He then returns to grip onto his body again. Zoro looked on nervously but held onto Sanji securely.
Law
Ready?
Sanji shuts his eyes close and nods.
Zoro
Wait–
With a sudden jerk, Law knees Sanji’s back while pulling his shoulder and hip forcibly, resulting in a couple of loud cracks from his spine.
Sanji’s eyes snap wide open from the painful correction as his teeth bite down hard onto the cloth hard to stifle his own scream. His fists clench down hard then his hands twists, trying to pat Zoro’s which is holding his wrists securely. The swordsman picks up on what he wants and shifts his grip so they hold hand in hand. Sanji grasps onto him tightly with weeping eyes as the shock and the pain flow through him. When the sensation dies down, his eyes weaken and his jaw slacks open. His body fully relaxes and remains limp on the floor, panting deep heavy breaths.
Law
Shit. I’ve never done that to someone before without putting them to sleep. Sorry.
We'll need to do a thorough examination later, preferably somewhere not out in the open. For now, let me have a look at the rest of you.
The blonde weakly spits the gag off his mouth to protest.
Sanji
But…
Law
I've let your injuries linger on long enough, Mr. Prince-ya. I can no longer stand on the sidelines while you try to ignore their existence.
Let me do my job.
Law's tone of voice was firm but caring. Surprised at his concern, Sanji shuts his mouth and slowly rolls to lay with his back against the ground to accept his fate. He had a growing suspicion that the surgeon already knew the true events of last night. He knows that, especially now that his body is bare before him, Law’s skillful eyes would see his injuries and confirm any suspicion that the man has.
The doctor doesn’t say anything about the matter. Instead, he releases Sanji to wipe nervous sweat off his own forehead with his sleeve then quietly proceeds to nurse the burn marks on his arm. Sanji’s skin heals instantly from the gel that the doctor applies, much like the ripped tendons that Niji had repaired after the incident in Sabaody Archipelago. While he has him there, Law takes the opportunity to tend to the other cuts and bruises on his body with the same substance.
Wyper
What kind of a monster is he…?
Wyper and his men are taken aback, horrified at watching his skin recover rapidly.
Zoro
He’s just…like that. He’s not a monster.
Zoro kept his hold on Sanji, gently rubbing his knuckles with his thumb to sooth him. The blonde subconsciously hugs their entwined hands onto his own chest as he tries to steady his breathing.
When Law finishes, he wipes his hands clean with a cloth and turns his head to the looming warrior watching over them.
Law
My name is Trafalgar Law. I’m here with my companions to ask for your guidance.
Wyper raises a curious brow, intrigued at that. He secures his bazooka across his back and crosses his arms.
Wyper
Wyper of the God’s Guards. These are my men.
Zoro
God’s Guards?
Wyper
Yes. The White Berets name is no more.
What business do you have here?
Law
We’re looking for a man that may have travelled here a long time ago. He was a Marine that goes by the name of Corazon.
The warrior furrows his brow when he hears about the navy.
Law
Or his actual name… Donquixote Rosinante.
Wyper
Donquixote…? How long ago was this? We don’t get a lot of Marines up here. We try to stay away from them. They invite trouble.
Law
Maybe about thirty years ago…give or take.
Wyper closes his eyes briefly, trying to dig through his memories. After a pause, he waves his hand, signalling his men to drop their weapons. They follow his orders without question and put away their weapons.
Wyper
I would have been too young to pay proper attention at the time. The country was in shambles then so I'm not fully aware of other happenings around Skypiea.
Law sighs disappointingly and begins to apply bandages on Sanji for the deeper injuries.
Wyper
Will he be trouble?
He nods his head towards the semi conscious blonde on the ground.
Wyper
We can’t have him destroying more of our land. We like to keep our peace. If not for Roronoa Zoro’s involvement in saving our people and the country in the past, I’d have killed him by now.
Sanji
I’d like to see you try, coward.
Wyper narrows his eyes at him.
Zoro
Curls!
…Wyper, it won’t happen again. I’ll make sure of it.
Wyper
Very well…if you're certain.
There is one man I can think of who might be able to help you, given that he’s kept a close eye on our borders in the past.… If his memories don’t actually fail him this time, you’re welcome to try your luck.
Law
Oh?
The warrior looks at Zoro.
Wyper
You might have known him as the Sky Knight, Gan Fall.
—
Wyper and a handful of God's Guards escort the trio through Upper Yard to show them the way into their city. They take various small boat wavers here and there through cloud rivers of what used to be paths of the old priests’ Ordeals, repurposed and reshaped to speed up the process of travelling. However, without the proper wavers like the warrior and the guards have equipped, they are informed that the journey might take longer. Wyper had graciously offered to have a couple of his men carry their packs for them, allowing Zoro to more comfortably carry Sanji on his back while Law busies himself checking on the blonde's condition once in a while.
During their journey, Wyper confirms Zoro's theory that the citizens of Skypiea and the tribe of Shandia now live side by side in peace since the Straw Hat Pirates’ involvement during their country's turmoil. Shortly after the crew's departure years ago, Gan Fall had reclaimed his throne as God of Skypiea and chose to reside among the people for a change instead of living above them. He was chosen mainly because he was highly sought after by the citizens and even a large number of Shandians. Wyper had been appointed to be the leader of their combined police and militant force, serving faithfully and vigilantly under his rule.
Their joint venture had ensured safety and harmony over the shared land. One of the new allowances that they agreed upon was a subscription to the World Economy News Paper to ensure that they aren’t in the dark from worldly events. There's also the removal of the preposterous toll collection, which makes Skypiea now more open to friendly visitors to those who can reach it, as long as they keep their hands to themselves and not bring harm to the people and country.
One such event that welcomed rare tourists is their Festival of Lights, which is a fairly new holiday dedicated to honour the dead. It is held at night when everyone in the country sends paper lit lanterns to flow through their long connections of entwined cloud rivers which eventually join the White Sea. It’s said to be a spectacular occurrence to everyone on the island and below. Wyper explains that Zoro, Sanji and Law are all very fortunate to have come when they did as it’s happening that night.
When the warrior asks about his old crew, Zoro tells tales of his adventures with the Straw Hats after they left Skypiea, even mentioning the new people that they picked up along the way. He kept the story concise but not too overly detailed. Wyper was surprised to hear that the crew never reunited after they were forcefully split at Sabaody Archipelago, days before the death of Luffy’s brother. Regardless, he was glad to hear that they all survived and are happy living their separate ways at the very least.
Wyper
Training with the old Warlord had done you some good, Zoro. You look great.
Zoro
Uh… thanks.
Wyper
So… are you married or…?
Zoro
Err…
He feels Sanji’s arms that were wrapped around his shoulders tense up. The blonde’s hands grip onto his robe tightly, almost possessively, whilst keeping his head hidden against his back.
Zoro and Law see the gigantic snake, Nola, pop its head over the canopy of trees from a distance. It yawns sleepily, baring its large intimidating fangs, then proceeds to slither away for a nap. The warrior assures them that the creature is harmless and in fact is very friendly, as long as there's no immediate threat in the city.
Law eventually got into a conversation with Wyper about Corazon. The warrior had asked some questions about the doctor’s intentions in Skypiea and his plans afterwards. As they conversed, Zoro felt Sanji shift, trying to get to a more comfortable position before rubbing his nose on his shoulder and melting onto his back once again. Zoro whispers to him quietly.
Zoro
Awake, are we?
Sanji
…Couldn’t sleep with all the loud talking.
And your ridiculously over-musculared brick of a back.
Zoro
We’re nearly there.
Sanji
Mhmm…
Zoro
So…are we talking now?
Sanji
Don’t push your luck.
Zoro
Is it because of Wyper? You’re not jealous…are you?
Sanji
Shut up….
Zoro chuckles lightly under his breath. They quietly watch the opening of the valley leading into the city finally appear in the distance.
Zoro
Curls…
Sanji doesn’t reply. Instead, he tilts his head slightly towards him to show that he’s listening.
Zoro
Thanks for saving my ass there.
You didn’t have to. You know I could have taken it.
After a brief pause the blonde simply hums softly as a reply.
Zoro
I hesitate to ask but… did you… really mean what you said before that?
…When you said that we're through?
He receives no response, to which the swordsman sighs disappointingly. Then he feels Sanji stroke his shoulders and wrap his arms around him again, embracing him close. He speaks softly.
Sanji
I'm sorry… Zoro….
Zoro stares blankly at the path ahead, dreading what he’ll say next. He feels weak on the knees and his chest feels like it's being torn apart.
Sanji
It's for the best.
—
As they approach the entrance into the valley that leads into the city, Wyper suddenly stops on his tracks.
Wyper
I apologise…but I can’t let the Pirate King inside. Not freely….
Zoro
What…?
His grip tightens around Sanji's legs, feeling uncertain about moving forward. The blonde weakly looks up, popping his head up from behind his back. Law tries to look impassive to hide his true feelings about the situation.
Wyper
Look…
The warrior uncomfortably rubs the back of his neck as he turns his gaze to Zoro.
Wyper
One of my scouts had just confirmed that he’s the one who damaged the sacred site…. Gan Fall had told me off from reacting too brashly in the past, so we didn’t do anything then. But now….
Zoro, since you’re a friend to Skypiea, I’m not going to call the Marines on him for you, and I’ll give the order to make sure that it stays that way. But all the citizens of the island and a few tourists are here for the festival…and I have to prioritise the safety of our people first. We can’t have the Pirate King of the North wandering around freely, especially after destroying one of our sacred grounds–accident or not. Everyone’s read the papers about the Celestial Dragon. They’ll freak out.
Zoro glared at the man, increasingly becoming more murderous-like as he talked.
Unable to withstand eye contact with the Warlord’s intimidating death stare, the warrior turns his attention to Sanji.
Wyper
I’m sorry. You don’t seem like a bad guy in real life. Having met you…I’m inclined to believe what Zoro said about it being an accident and–
Sanji
It’s okay! It’s…okay, really. Your people come first. You’re doing well by them. You seem like a good leader.
The blonde gives him a warm assuring smile to tell him that there's no harm done. Wyper stares at him dumbfoundedly then quickly averts his gaze to the side, blushing. Seemingly charmed out of the blue, he sighs and adds.
Wyper
This is unconventional, and I may get in trouble for it… but I can give you a choice.
You can walk around freely within the city but you have to be cuffed…
…Or you can stay out here. Zoro and your surgeon friend may come and go as they please but you’re more than welcome to camp near the gates or anywhere along the valley.
Zoro, Sanji and Law stare at him undecidedly with the swordsman still looking extremely unhappy even with the choices that they have.
Law
Excuse us…
Law pulls Zoro to the side with Sanji still on the swordsman's back, away from Wyper and his men's earshots. They begin whispering among each other in rushed but hushed tones.
Zoro
This is fuckin’ ridiculous. We’ve come all this way–
Law
I know, but…you realise that he’s really sticking his neck out for us, Zoro-ya.
The swordsman growls from the back of his throat in frustration.
Law
It’s…not easy for me to say this…but–
Sanji
Let me stop you right there, Traffy.
Marimo, please put me down.
They both turn their gaze towards the blonde.
Zoro
Will you be alright? Can you walk?
Sanji
Thanks to you carrying me, I was able to rest a little…. I appreciate it.
The swordsman gently sets Sanji down to stand on his feet.
Sanji
Thank you, Marimo.
Traffy, let me spare you from having to say it yourself. This is all my fault anyway….
Law
Don’t say that…. It’s not.
But this whole situation is complicated. It’s really not ideal… but we may not have a choice.
Zoro
What? What are you two talking about?
Sanji
I’m taking the cuffs.
Law shuts his eyes tight when the words leave his mouth, feeling extremely anxious about the whole ordeal. He pinches the gap between his brows as he remembers the massacre incident when he first met the blonde–the whole townsquare of some distant island had been covered in blood and dismembered parts of Marines who had last tried to subdue and detain the Pirate King forcefully.
Zoro
But…you hate being restrained. Have you two lost your minds? Remember what happened last time? I don’t even think you were even the same person back then, Curls.
Law
You don’t think that I don’t already know that? Idiot.
With gritted teeth, Zoro grabs him by the collar of his shirt and pulls him face to face.
Zoro
What did you call me?!
Law returns the gesture and grabs Zoro’s by the lining of his open robe, angrily pulling him closer so they’re nose to nose.
Law
I said you’re an idiot! Moron.
Zoro
Who are you calling moron–?!
Sanji
You two, stop that!
Sanji puts himself between them then pushes them apart by their faces. The three of them begin to physically shove and yank each other among themselves immaturely, making them look like squabbling children in a playground. Awkward sweatdrops fall down the side of Wyper and his men’s brows as they watch the scene from afar, unable to hear their conversation.
When the three of them have calmed down, Zoro questions the decision further.
Zoro
Why can't you stay out here? You're free to do whatever the hell you want.
Sanji
Because… because it's out in the open.
Law
It's much safer inside. The three of us need to stay together, especially after–
Law stops himself as he realises that he may have said too much already. He looks to the blonde to continue on but is interrupted by the enraged swordsman.
Zoro
So the fucker did come!
Sanji shuts his eyes tight, pained at the confirmation that both Law and Zoro had known the true events from last night.
Zoro
The fucker came and broke you!!
Curls…
His voice softens when he sees the trembling blonde hug his own arm, trying to look small.
Sanji
I… just don't want to be out here, okay? Let's just leave it at that….
I'll take the cuffs and…deal with it this way.
Zoro runs a hand over his exasperated face, not wanting the blonde to go through another kind of torment almost straight away. This whole journey has been cursed to bring Sanji harm wherever they go, and it seems like it's not done doing so.
There's a heavy air between them. Hesitantly, Zoro breaks the silence.
Zoro
You realise what you're asking, right? What we're about to put you through.
Sanji looks up meekly from his small form.
Sanji
I know…but it’s still better than… risking it out here.
You should also know….
His body feels weaker and lightheaded just from the thought of it.
Sanji
Restraints…change something in me. I…
Sanji averts his gaze, unsure how to properly word things.
Sanji
I just…hate the stuff. Either I give into it or…I fight it. Both to the extreme…. I’m not in full control of myself.
His body involuntarily starts shaking as thoughts flood through his mind. He remembers the time he’d been locked away to be forgotten behind iron bars as a child wearing that iron mask that his father had forced on him, all the times that the Marines have arrested and assaulted him, the unmentionable things that he'd either been forced to do and even agreed on doing with Doflamingo over the years, and, worst of all, when his god forsaken “owner” had bought him to–
He feels a warm hand on his shoulder that brings his sensations back to reality. He only just realised how much he'd been trembling when Zoro had somehow brought him out of the trance.
Zoro
Curls…you don’t have to explain yourself.
Zoro releases him, not wanting a repeat of the last incident.
Sanji
Th…thank you.
Zoro
Just tell us what you need.
Sanji's heart melts at that statement. He looks between Zoro and Law, touched by their willingness to help. He smiles broadly at them.
Sanji
Okay….
The swordsman returns his smile with his own, feeling relieved that the blonde is finally reaching out.
Sanji
Zoro…
Slowly, Sanji approaches Zoro with a darkened expression on his face. Zoro gulps from the anticipation, unsure on what may come next. The blonde reaches out and grips both of his shoulders, pinning him in place. Their gazes lock together.
Sanji
I need you to help me do it… no one else can.
—
Zoro
Ready? Let’s try it again….
Sanji stood away from him, glowering at the large metal handcuffs in Zoro's hand. It had been given by Wyper who agreed to the terms of their approach for the safety of his own men. They're all gathered on the side of the city’s entrance, watching the swordsman and the blonde attentively.
With a heavy heart, Sanji nods.
Zoro
Good….
But I'll need you to come here. So you remember that you're in control.
Sanji looks at him with a fearful look in his eyes.
Zoro
It's not too late to change your mind. We can…try and find a way for you to stay out here safely.
The blonde looks down at the cuffs again and begins his brave approach, not taking his eyes off the wretched things.
Sanji
No, no. We… I … have to do this.
Sanji closes in and holds his wrists out. When Zoro shifts his hands ever so slightly, the cuffs’ links clink together, sending a cold shiver to run through his body, making his hair stand on end. He quickly backs off and turns away from it. He makes several unrecognisable noises from his mouth, freaking out about the situation. After shaking it off, he repeatedly slaps and squeezes his face between the palm of his hands.
Sanji
Okay, okay… I can do this. I can do this.
He tries to motivate himself by repeating the mantra, jumping on the spot, shaking his hands then taking a deep breath. After the small warm-up, he resumes his position in front of the swordsman.
Zoro
Do you…want me to do it quickly? Just to get it out of the way?
Sanji stills at that and thinks carefully.
Sanji
No…. Just… let me do it slowly so I don't get the shock of it. Otherwise I might get jumpy and overreact.
Zoro
Alright.
He holds as still as he can. The blonde raises his hands and tries to ease one of his wrists into the open cuff.
After briefly slipping a shaky hand through, Sanji yanks himself away with a yelp as his body squirms on the spot involuntarily. When he realises that another attempt has failed, he stomps to a nearby tree and begins slamming his forehead against its trunk in defeat.
Wyper groans impatiently while most of his men are snickering among themselves, on the verge of laughing out loud.
Wyper
Settle down, you lot. It’s not a laughing matter.
Sanji spins towards them and straightens up. He shoots the warriors a murderous glare, his face flushed red in anger.
Sanji
Laugh and I will peel your skin off while you sleep, but not before I scoop your eyes out and feed it to your children–!
Zoro
WOAH! Woah, woah, woah–
Zoro hides the cuffs behind his back and pulls Sanji to the side to separate him. God's Guards each had a mix of angry, shocked and fearful faces from the threat. Law stayed by them with his hands crossed, trying to put out fires.
Law
He…doesn't mean that.
Sanji
Yes, I fuckin' do!
Sanji is yelling from afar as Zoro tries to pull him away, giving them some distance.
Law
N–no…he doesn't.
Sanji
And I'm going to call your mothers!!
Law
…Please don't listen to him.
Sanji
Then I’m going to chop off and send her your small as fuck di–
Zoro
Alright, alright! They got it–they’re in trouble.
Wyper, do you mind if we have some privacy?
Wyper disapprovingly shakes his head but turns his back to them and waves them off.
Wyper
Five minutes. Or I'm coming down there to do it myself for threatening my men.
Zoro tuts in annoyance.
Law
Would displacing it help, Mr. Prince-ya?
Before Sanji could reply, the warrior interrupts.
Wyper
No, you won't be able to. It's mixed in with Seastones.
Law
…Because of course it is.
Zoro pulls the blonde behind a thick tree, out of everyone else’s sight. The other man grumbles a line of curses under his breath.
Zoro
Great… now we have a time limit.
Curls, we can't aggravate them anymore than we already have.
Sanji
Marimo, they're laughing at me. It's not… easy… for me, okay?
Zoro sighs but nods in understanding. They both stand still, unsure of the next move. Sanji continues to glare in the direction where the swordsman had hidden the cuffs behind his back.
Zoro
Why me?
Sanji looks up to him, blinking in confusion.
Sanji
Why what?
Zoro
Why do I have to help you do it?
Why can't Law, or Wyper, or any one else like the guards do it? I don't want to…
Sanji
Gods, you're such an idiot.
The swordsman raises an unimpressed brow at him.
Sanji
You make me feel safe, okay?
Zoro's expression softens at that.
Sanji
I know we've spent years fighting before…. I know it's ridiculous, but out of all people right now, I know you won't… hurt me.
Silence falls between them. After a while, Zoro speaks softly.
Zoro
Let me take the lead then.
Sanji blinks up at him then looks away in uncertainty.
Sanji
I… I don't know….
Zoro
No matter how we approach this, it's not going to be good. We've tried your way ten times already. Won't you let me try?
The swordsman reaches behind his back and procures the cuffs. He raises the chains between them, allowing the blonde to see it. Sanji's eye twitches, suddenly feeling overly stressed again.
Zoro
I promise I won't make sudden movements. We can stop whenever you want.
It's just a piece of metal. I want you to feel it.
Sanji briefly looks up at him then takes a reluctant step forward.
Zoro
Don't look at the locks, just the chains for now.
It's just metal, like the armour on your glove, and the walls around the Polar Tang. Familiar, right?
The blonde frowns but zones in his sight on the links directly on Zoro's hand. He reaches out and takes a deep breath. Slowly, he lays his fingers on the cold surface. The hair on his neck stands on end and his body trembles but he holds his ground under Zoro's watch. Every ounce of his instincts tells him to throw the cursed thing away.
Zoro
Now…eyes on me.
Sanji gazes upwards to meet the swordsman who had somehow gotten intimately close at some point. His attention suddenly focused on his lips. The adrenaline pumping through his system encourages him to draw himself closer.
Zoro releases his hold from one of the chain links, careful not to make too much noise by gently lowering the other end down. He offers his now free hand to Sanji.
Zoro
I won’t hurt you.
Sanji glances down. Tentatively, he pulls his hand from the chain then reaches out and lays his other one on the swordsman's palm lightly.
Zoro
I won’t let anyone hurt you.
Touched by the sentiment, Sanji leans his forehead against Zoro’s own and entwines their fingers together.
A vision of Doflamingo's assault suddenly flashes before him and the swordsman's hand suddenly transforms into the other Warlord's large one gripping onto him. Sanji shuts his eyes tight, trying to fight the memories out of his head.
Zoro gives him time, knowing full well that the blonde is battling through nightmares in his mind. He hears Sanji’s shaky voice, whispering softly.
Sanji
I don't want to do this anymore, Doffy….
Zoro flinches slightly at Sanji calling him by the other man's name. He feels his blood boil towards the other Warlord but he suppresses his anger to keep his composure. The last thing the blonde needs is him losing his temper. Unsure as to what to do next, he hides away the cuffs behind his back. He tilts his head to look at Sanji's face.
When the swordsman sees his eyes, they look colourless, distant and blank like he'd succumbed back into the mindless state just as he did earlier that day.
Zoro
Hey, it's me.
He receives no response. Instead, Sanji tips forward onto his chest and feels his hand clench hard on his.
Zoro
H–hey, it's me , Curls. It's just you and me.
Sanji
It really hurts….
Zoro's patience betrays him, not able to withstand seeing the blonde in this state. He felt helpless on what to do next. He wanted to take the pain away from Sanji however he can but he’s uncertain how to bring him back this time. He wraps his free hand around his blonde head, tangling his fingers into his hair, then leans over to kiss his forehead, keeping himself there as he holds the other man steady.
They stay like this for a moment. The swordsman knows that they’re coming close to the five minute limit that Wyper had given them but he's already decided that he doesn’t care about that anymore. They’ll be here for as long as they need until Sanji says so, and he hopes that Law would understand. He’ll make sure to give the blonde all the time in the world to help him heal, especially in the long run. He won't force him into anything he's uncomfortable doing, even if that means leaving Skypiea for their own safety.
Surprisingly, nobody came to bother them after the five minute mark. Curious, Zoro pokes his head around the tree trunk. He sees Law making a show to the God’s Guards with one of his abilities where he separates body parts and spins them around the air. The warriors thought it entertaining and had gathered around him to either take turns or mock each other for having their body parts jumbled up and assembled in the wrong way. Wyper stood by them, bewildered and distracted. He looks like he’s too concerned and powerless to do anything about it as his men wanted audience participation in the show. The swordsman smiles at the doctor’s cleverness and his foresight. He’d known exactly what they needed–time and patience. It seems like he’s trying to do his part for Sanji just as much as he is. He wonders if he can convince the doctor to either postpone their journey or, as much as it pains him to consider, leave him to continue on his own.
Sanji
Zoro…
The swordsman jumps in surprise and looks down in his arms.
Zoro
I'm here. I'm here.
As if he's just woken up, Sanji blinks and gazes up at him. A hint of blue returns to his own eyes, bringing relief to the swordsman who couldn't help but smile at the sight.
Sanji rubs his eyes and pulls away, sliding a hand from Zoro's shoulder down to his forearm to support himself.
Zoro
How… how are you doing?
The blonde runs his fingers through his head to fix his disheveled hair and smiles softly at him. Whatever battles he went through in his mind, it looks like he's come through.
Sanji
Could be better…. I'm starving.
Zoro sighs in relief, finally relaxing at the man's livelier state.
Zoro
We got a lot of food, thanks to you. We can eat whenever you want.
Sanji
In a moment.
But first…
Sanji tiptoes and gives Zoro a surprise kiss on his cheek, causing the swordsman to freeze and take a sharp breath in.
Sanji
Thank you.
He looks up at him with that sweet genuine smile that Zoro had always been drawn into. Caught off guard and unsure as to what to do next, the swordsman simply stares at him, his face reddens slightly.
Sanji
The cuffs?
Zoro
Uh…it's with me.
Curls, we really don't have to do this. We can just leave Skypiea and–
Sanji
No, no we can't. It's very important to me that we see this through.
Zoro huffs disappointingly but given that he told himself that he'll do what the other man is comfortable doing, he goes along.
Sanji
Hold them out for me.
Zoro
Are you sure…?
Sanji
Do it now. Before I change my mind.
Zoro does as he says. He brings them out and holds both open cuffs in his hands, presenting them to him.
Sanji claps his hands then rubs them together. He takes a deep breath and in one quick motion, places his hands into the open locks.
Zoro waits to see if he pulls away again.
Sanji
Oh, for the love of–
Close it, close it, close it!
The swordsman jumps at the sudden insistence and locks Sanji's wrists into place then pulls his hands away. The blonde's arms dip briefly at the heavy weight but he pulls them up after a short adjustment.
Silence fell between them as they both stared at Sanji's bound hands. Zoro tries to make himself look impassive but he can't help but feel infuriated at the fact that it had to come to this.
Sanji slowly raises both his wrists to take a proper view of them, looking at the chains emotionless. Then his face scowls as a shiver runs through his spine. His body involuntarily writhes so he takes long but quick strides to walk it off before circling back the swordsman, making unintelligible noises along the way.
Sanji
Marimo!
Zoro
Y–yes?
Sanji
This sucks!
Zoro
Y–yeah….
Sanji glares down at the chain between his hands. He takes a deep breath and begins to light up a cigarette. The length of the cuffs allows him to reach into his pockets at the very least.
Sanji
I’m going to need a dozen more packs of these just to get me through.
It’s going to be a long fuckin’ day.
–––––
Bonus: Close up shots
Chapter 14
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
All eyes fell on Sanji as the trio are led inside and through the city, escorted by Wyper and a handful of the God's Guards. Normally, entering any form of settlement involves the occasional parade that his people would arrange for him in countries that allied to Germa. For those that aren't, he wears a hood to cover himself with for a discreet way in. This was different. It was the middle of the day and he was in chains with no way to protect his identity.
The frightened citizens whisper suspiciously among each other. Those who are along the stone path part way for them, while some hurriedly carry their young ones inside their houses and lock their doors and windows behind them. From an outsider's perspective, it looks like he'd been arrested and is sent on a humiliating march through the city. Sanji felt exposed and vulnerable. He considers turning around while the exit is closeby.
The weight and the cold temperature of the chains doesn't help. He feels the urge to tear the bloody things off his wrist, and hopes to get their business with Gan Fall out of the way so they can leave and take the restraints off him as soon as possible.
A wave of uneasy pain surges through his body as he sees a flash of Doflamingo's wide grin appear in front of him again. He resists the instinct to flee and focuses on the sensations of his feet, placing one foot forwards one step at a time. Not wanting to be alone, he steels his heart and commits. He tries to keep calm and stay emotionless, knowing that his every move is being watched behind the citizens’ judgemental eyes.
Wyper glances next to him and notices his discomfort. He clears his throat to get his attention.
Wyper
It's not a long walk to see God. I've sent word ahead to get a place ready for you lot to sleep in–if you're staying for the festival.
Sanji curiously blinks at him, feeling relieved and comforted at the hospitality being offered to them.
Sanji
Thanks, but that's not up to me. Run it through with Trafalgar Law.
Wyper
Aren't you in charge? Being Pirate King and all.
Sanji mildly chuckles.
Sanji
That title doesn't mean shit to me. I'm just trying to help out a friend.
Wyper raises a brow.
Wyper
Aren't you trying to recruit pirates under your rule to wage war against the Celestial Dragons and take over the world?
Sanji
Now that's an idea. But where the hell did you hear that from?
Wyper
The papers.
Sanji
The pa–?! Okay, first off, don't believe everything you read from that. I think Morgans hate me for not signing off the rights to use our image to make his silly comics.
Wyper
Morgans?
Sanji
Have you not heard his name? He's in charge of printing out that poor excuse of a newspaper.
Wyper shrugs, looking unbothered.
Wyper
Don't care about who runs it. We just need the information to know what's going on around the world.
Sanji
You should very much care! You said that I'm not bad in real life–your words, not mine! What does that tell you about the stuff you read?
Wyper
That you're a sneaky bastard, probably.
Sanji gasps sarcastically and throws his hands to cover his mouth.
Sanji
You might have just figured me out, Wyper of the God's Guards.
The warrior lets out a small lighthearted chuckle, feeling a bit proud of himself. After a brief pause, Wyper speaks.
Wyper
Hey uh…what’s a “comics”?
They proceed to discuss the topic of entertainment and other content in the WENP for the next five minutes of their walk. Zoro notices their banter from a short distance behind them, walking alongside the doctor who's quietly paying attention to their surroundings.
Then he sees it–that big stupid smile that Sanji brings out that he loves so much. The blonde laughs at something that Wyper had told him, making Zoro scowl. Watching the two of them get along should bring him some comfort that his friends are getting along, but for some reason, this interaction makes him want to hurl the warrior over the valley of the city so he can take his place.
Law
Interesting…
Zoro
Tch.
The swordsman grumpily crosses his arms and tears his gaze away from the two. Desperate for a distraction, he entertains Law.
Zoro
What's interesting?
Law
Wyper is relaxed around the Pirate King.
Zoro
So?
Law
So…look.
Law nods his head towards the crowd who are eyeing them. While the people still part to give way along the path, none of them are running back into their houses. Some have simply glanced towards them and paid them no mind, continuing on their day as usual.
Law
With our God's Guard friend at ease, people seem to be more tolerable of our presence now. At least they're not running away anymore.
The swordsman mumbles grumpily under his breath and glances back to Wyper and Sanji. The blonde looks over his shoulder and meets his eye. Zoro flinches and quickly looks away shyly. He feels the temperature around his face rise.
As they arrive at an open clearing with hundreds of Shandian teepees scattered through the field, one of Wyper’s men runs from behind them to stride alongside the warrior. He leans over and cups his hand to whisper something in his ear. They slow down their walk until they stop. Everyone follows.
Wyper
Ah…that’s a shame.
Wyper waves a hand to dismiss the guard who salutes and runs off. He turns his attention to Zoro.
Wyper
Zoro, I was hoping to have a surprise for you, but unfortunately it didn't quite work out.
Zoro
A… surprise…?
Wyper
One of the other Straw Hats–Nico Robin–was here to study ancient ruins and some of our relics.
Zoro
Robin’s here? Why didn't you tell me sooner?!
Wyper
She was . I was too focused on the immediate threat–
Sanji raises an unimpressed brow towards him. Wyper clears his throat to correct himself.
Wyper
Immediate… situation .
Zoro
So where is she now? What did you mean when you said it didn't work out?
Wyper
Apparently she'd been gone for at least a week now. I thought she'd at least say goodbye so we didn’t know that she’d already left.
Zoro
Do you know why?
Wyper shrugs his shoulders.
Wyper
No. Sorry.
Zoro sighs in disappointment as he remembers Nami's advice to keep in touch more often. What he would do right now to be in the presence of someone familiar who he can truly trust. If he had spoken to Robin earlier, maybe she could have told him her current whereabouts and that she could have stayed a bit longer to see him.
Now of all times would be the perfect time to gather allies. He considers reaching out to Luffy to see if they can reunite the Straw Hats to take down Doflamingo for Sanji's sake.
Wyper
All I know is that she was here to learn more about our ancient civilization and the island's Poneglyph.
Zoro
I see. That does sound like her.
Wyper
I like your new ship by the way. The other one had charm but–
Zoro
THE SUNNY WAS HERE?!
Wyper
Do you not know where your crewmates are? I thought you knew from what you told me earlier.
Zoro
I guess I don't know as much as I thought I did.
Was anyone else with her?
Wyper
Err…some big metal guy with blue hair? Fran-something or other. They seem close.
Zoro groans out loud, beating himself up for missing out yet another friend he could have caught up with.
Zoro
Franky….
Wyper
That's the one.
Let's continue this conversation inside. We've arrived.
Wyper approaches one of the teepees–while it’s made of the same material and is decorated similarly compared to the other dwellings, it’s slightly bigger than the rest. He pulls back the piece of canvas to reveal an opening for them to enter through.
Sanji expected a temple or a palace of sorts–a place fitting for a “God” as they called their leader. He was surprised at how humble the home looked from the outside and the inside. Near the entrance, there is a dedicated sleeping area with a stack of pillows and blankets over a fur rug, and at the far side there are small wooden shelves and drying racks stocked with essential food ingredients.
Sitting in the middle of the small dwelling is an old man with a long beard wearing a well crafted full body metal armour. He has a large platter of various fresh fruits on a wide tree stump table in front of him. Next to him is a winged woman with blonde hair and two orbs sticking out of it which look like her antennas. She looks like she's in the middle of feeding the older man a piece of fruit from the platter using a small fork.
Wyper walks after Zoro, Sanji and Law, squeezing into the small cloth tent. He stands by the far side and takes a small bow.
Wyper
Old man…we talked about this. Why are you in full armour?
Old Man
Old habits die hard I'm afraid.
You've brought guests!
Wyper
Yes, I sent a message ahead. Didn't you get it?
Woman
We got it, but…
Oh my, is that you–Zoro?!
The woman hurriedly drops the utensil and scrambles up on her feet. She runs to the swordsman, giving him a big and tight hug.
Zoro pats her head and grins widely.
Zoro
Conis. It's been years.
The winged woman releases him and places her hands on her chest. She gives him a warm-hearted smile.
Conis
I never thought I'd see you again!
Zoro turns to the old man and gives him a courteous bow.
Zoro
Gan Fall. It's good to see you.
From what I hear though, should we be addressing you as something else?
Gan Fall stands on his feet, albeit unsteadily until the blonde woman catches him and holds him up by the arm.
Conis
Careful!
Gan Fall
Ah, the world's greatest swordsman–Roronoa Zoro!
Are these your friends? Please, join us!
Conis carefully guides the old man back to sit in front of the tree stump table and settles herself next to him. Zoro stands aside so Law and Sanji can take his place standing in front of Gan Fall.
Wyper
God, these are Zoro's companions, Trafalgar Law and the Pirate King of the North. They're both from the North Blue.
Law and Sanji take turns bowing to Gan Fall as their names are called.
Gan Fall
You've come a long way!
No need to be so formal, Wyper. Sit! Sit! Any friend of Zoro’s is a friend of ours.
Wyper gestures for the trio to follow. They sit on the pillows and rugs laid around the tree stump. The sounds of the restraints clinking from Sanji's wrists catch the old man's attention.
Gan Fall
Oi, why's this one in chains?!
Wyper
He's the one who destroyed the sacred site just outside Upper Yard.
Gan Fall
Aha! Oh, that old thing. Don't worry, the grass will grow back. And those old ruins aren't of much use. We need to expand the city anyway. It's getting awfully crowded in the valley. Also, they're a sight for sore eyes! Good riddance, I say!
Wyper
Gan Fall!
Sanji had felt nervous meeting their “God”, not wanting to become enemies so quickly with another country's leader. While he'd normally have more confidence introducing himself to new folks, the guilt of his earlier actions, among other things, have taken a significant impact on his morale. After hearing the old man's words, however, he felt a heavy weight off his shoulders. He returns his kindness with a bow.
Sanji
You're too forgiving, Your Highness.
Gan Fall
But your name is too long–Pirate North something or other–what can I call you?
Sanji chuckles in a deep low voice. He closes his eyes and opens them after a brief pause.
Sanji
I like you, Your Grace. Just call me S–
Gan Fall
Northy! That's easier to remember than...what–King North of the Pirates! And please, Just “Gan Fall” will do. Or Grandpa–like a lot of the other kids do! Haha!
Sanji
Sss…sure.
Zoro blinks at Sanji, then turns away with a grumpy pout, frustrated at missing out an opportunity to potentially learn the man's true name. He tells himself that at least he has another clue now.
Wyper sits himself next to Zoro. The warrior leans over and whispers to him.
Wyper
Err…Zoro, the Sky Knight that you remember may not be the same as before…. His memory hasn't been… reliable.
Zoro quietly nods in acknowledgement, feeling pity for the old man. When he looks up, Conis is plating various fruits from the platter and distributing them around the table.
Gan Fall
Eat! Eat! Don’t wait for my account. You must be weary from the journey.
…So to what honour do we owe the greatest swordsman and his friends?
Zoro rubs the back of his neck awkwardly.
Zoro
I'm not…the greatest swordsman. Not yet anyway.
Gan Fall
Nonsense! You are in our eyes, young man. You took part in saving the entire country from a tyrannical rule. What more can be greater than that? I wouldn't be here if it weren’t for your efforts. Don’t forget that.
Zoro stares at him blankly. He'd genuinely hoped to have returned to Skypiea with the title officiated but Gan Fall's statement left him flattered. Speechless, he smiles warmly at him and starts digging in on his food.
Sanji smirks at Zoro's reaction, feeling happy to see that someone else agrees with him that he’s already the greatest of all swordsmen. He pulls out a cigarette. As he was about to light it, the old man held his hand up.
Gan Fall
Ah-ah. We don't do that here, Northy.
Sanji
Oh–sorry. How rude of me…. I should have asked first. I'll–
Gan Fall
We do this here! Bwahaha!
Gan Fall shuffles around in his waistband and procures a small enclosed bag, tossing it onto the table in front of the blonde. It falls open, revealing buds with a distinct strong scent that Sanji is too familiar with. With his other hand, he leans over and grabs one of the long wooden pipes leaning on a nearby shelf and begins stuffing its chamber with the contents from the bag. Sanji grins widely and turns to Zoro.
Sanji
Oh, I definitely like him.
Conis
Gan Fall!
Gan Fall
What? It's time for my medication! And in my house, we share!
—
Gan Fall's home has a layer of cloudy smoke inside after a couple of hours catching up. The group had become more loose and relaxed under the exposure of Gan Fall's “smoking ceremony”. The swordsman had politely declined on taking a puff but he's happily sharing a large jug of sake with Wyper. Sanji had finally caught up on food that he's skipped for the entire day, and Law felt more energised having directly shared some of Gan Fall's “medication”. “For research,” the doctor insists.
Sanji
Old man, this hits different. Where do you get your stock?
Gan Fall
Hah! As if I'd tell you. If you want to take some home, forget it. You'd just have to visit me more often! Haha!
He leans over and whispers in Sanji's ear…loudly.
Gan Fall
Because you know…I grow them myself. I got a little garden behind some tall corn stalks so Conis can’t find–
Conis
I heard that!
Gan Fall
Let me have my fun, woman!
Conis and Zoro eventually fall into a conversation about the good old days and their recent doings. She proudly shared news of her position as a waitress in a local establishment called the Pumpkin Cafe. She welcomes the trio to come down any time for a treat, to which Zoro promises to drop by at some point.
After a while, Gan Fall finally turns to Law to continue their conversation about Corazon.
Gan Fall
The Marines, huh? We don't get a lot of those up here. They invite trouble.
Wyper nods on the side in agreement as he takes a swill from the jug of sake.
Law
So I've been told.
Corazon may have not dressed like one. He has shaggy blonde hair, wears distinct makeup–wide red lipstick, dark blue spiky shapes on one side of his face–does any of that ring a bell?
Gan Fall
A…bell? Oh! Wyper, is it time?!
Wyper
No, that's not what he meant…we don't ring the other bell until tonight. Trafalgar Law here is asking about a Marine, Corazon…remember?
Gan Fall runs a hand down his beard, thinking carefully.
Gan Fall
Hmm… Corazon… hmm….
Oh, is that one of our saviors, Roronoa Zoro?!
Conis takes a sharp breath in. Zoro blinks at him and sets his jug of sake down.
Conis
Alright, I think you're overdue for your afternoon nap, God. Please–
Gan Fall
Nonsense! We have to entertain our guests!
Conis
Oh…
Sanji takes a long puff from their shared pipe and sets it down on the table gently. He breathes out and eyes the old man up and down. With a gentle voice, he speaks.
Sanji
You were just saying you wanted a nap, Gan Fall.
Gan Fall stares at him.
Gan Fall
Oh, of course! Of course.
Law
But…
Wyper stands abruptly.
Wyper
I was afraid of this… Law, we can try asking more about your Marine friend again tomorrow.
Gan Fall
Wait!
Everyone stills and looks at the old man.
Gan Fall
I don't know about a “Corazon”, but there was a group of Marines that came down here a long time ago. Around thirty years ago, I think. Troublesome bunch. They’re not the first of the navy to visit, but that lot in particular stuck to me…. I think one of them was prone to fire.
Law
F–fire…?
Gan Fall
Yes. I saw the whole thing. This tall handsome man was just trying to light up his cigarette but he somehow spontaneously combusted into flames.
Law
That’s him!
Gan Fall
Hah! Your friend is quite clumsy isn’t he?
…Oh yes, I think it’s coming back to me now!
Gan Fall continues to run his hand over his long beard and closes his eyes, thinking deeply.
Gan Fall
Well, that man was kind enough from what I saw, but the others…they wanted to take and weaponise Nola! The poor girl. They drove her out of her own home to try to capture her. That or they just wanted to study the burrow where she was born. No one has ever stepped foot in there and come out alive, not to our knowledge…. It is said to be home to the “heart” of Sky Island.
Law
Nola… the giant snake?
Gan Fall
Don't worry, she's completely harmless! You're free to visit her old burrow if you wish.
Mind you…I don’t know what lurks in the old girl’s burrow anymore…. Tread carefully.
Sanji
Marimo, do you think your archeologist friend may have checked it out?
Zoro
I honestly wouldn’t know.
Wyper
I didn’t even know of its existence until just now….
Gan Fall
You wouldn’t know where it is unless you know what to look for.
At that, Gan Fall stands. He walks around weakly and kneels in front of Law who sheds a nervous sweatdrop on the side of his brow. The old man reaches out and points a finger onto his chest.
Gan Fall
Whatever you find in there, please, take good care of it.
Law
“It”? Do you have a clue what we’ll find?
Gan Fall gives him a warm smile and stands. When his legs wobble, Conis runs and holds his arms stead just in time.
Gan Fall
Something…ancient. If it’s still there.
If you’re destined to find it, you will reach it. Follow the path of the rainbow serpent.
Oh and uh…
The old man turns his gaze to Sanji.
Gan Fall
I'll trust you to keep the bag. The effects should wear off in a couple of hours…unless you have another way of sobering up. Hah!
At that he winks at the blonde and turns away, walking towards the pile of beddings where Conis gently sets him down to rest. Wyper takes one last swill from the jug of sake before clearing his throat.
Wyper
What's it to be, Trafalgar Law? Are you staying?
Law turns his gaze to the swordsman who shrugs.
Zoro
The festival could be fun if you're up for it. Unless….
Zoro and Law both look at Sanji who is stuffing his pocket with the bag that Gan Fall had left him.
Sanji
What?
Zoro
The longer we stay here, the longer you have to put up with those…things.
He nods towards the chains between the blonde's wrists.
Sanji
Y'know, the smoking ceremony made me forget about the stuff. I feel lighter.
Zoro
You’re just…okay with them now?
Sanji
I didn’t say that…. It just makes it more…bearable, I suppose.
Law
So you don't mind if we stay longer?
Sanji
I didn't say that either… but…
He looks down worriedly, trying to think of where Niji may be. What he needs is time to gather his thoughts and somehow find a way to sneak out by himself to look for his brother.
Sanji
I…guess there’s no reason not to stay?
He forces a smile, trying to hide his ever increasing anxiousness.
The doctor sighs and turns to Wyper.
Law
We'll stay but leave at first light.
Wyper
Good. I'll show you to your hut.
—
Wyper escorts the trio towards an isolated side of the city within the perimeter of the valley. The area opens up to an untouched jungle with a small hut in the middle of a clearing. When they arrive inside, they find their belongings already transported and piled neatly in a corner of a cozy living area.
Wyper
It's a little off from town but I figured you'd want some quiet.
Zoro
Thanks Wyper. We appreciate it.
Wyper
I’m required to return to my duties but if you need me, I’ll be in the city.
Law
Thanks.
Zoro-ya, Mr. Prince-ya, I need to contact the Polar Tang to check on my crew. Don’t bother me or do anything dumb while I’m busy.
At that, Law grabs his pack and hurries into a room closest to the exit then locks the door behind him.
Zoro hoists his own bag over his shoulder and bends over to pick up Sanji's out of habit. Upon remembering that there’s no longer a reason to sleep together in the same room, he stops. He stands and takes the farthest room without a word, avoiding eye contact.
Wyper
Uh…Zoro, that's the bathroom.
Zoro
I KNEW THAT!
Zoro shyly shifts into the room next to it and slams the door behind him.
Sanji chuckles and walks over to his own bag. Wyper eyes him and rubs the back of his neck, hesitant to say something.
Sanji
I assume that I’m not allowed to take a break from these?
He holds up his wrists and shakes the shackles side to side, showing Wyper what he's referring to.
Wyper
Sorry, you’re still within the city boundaries. I know you like Gan Fall but if you noticed, he didn't tell me to remove them from you.
Sanji groans.
Sanji
I did notice, actually. I just…
His eyes glance towards the swordsman’s room.
Wyper
What?
Sanji
It’s kinda hard to change with it on.
Wyper
Oh… in that case…
Wyper takes a step forward, nearly closing the distance between them.
Sanji
Woah–wait, wait, wait. What are you doing?
Wyper
I’m taking them off for the moment so you can change your clothes.
Sanji
That’s…allowed?
Wyper
If it’s done quickly.
The warrior raises a hand and offers it to him.
Wyper
So?
Sanji hesitates. After a brief pause, he places a hand in Wyper’s.
Wyper smirks at him and gently pulls him closer. With his other hand, he fishes out the key from his pocket and begins unlocking the restraints from the blonde’s wrists slowly, never breaking eye contact.
Wyper
If you want, I can help you dress down too.
Sanji’s eyes dart to Zoro’s room.
Sanji
I…
A heavy thump catches his attention. When he looks down, his wrists feel a lot lighter and his binds have fallen onto the wooden floor. A wave of relief washes over him. He rubs and stretches his now free hands, appreciative to have a small moment without the cursed things.
Suddenly, he feels hands slide up to his elbows as his body gets pulled flush against the warrior’s.
Wyper
So what’s it going to be?
Sanji can’t help but smirk at him.
Sanji
You do this with all your prisoners?
Wyper
You’d be the first.
As Wyper angles his head and makes his move, Sanji quickly places a finger between their lips, blocking him.
Sanji
I’m going to need some privacy. And…space.
The warrior blinks at him and quickly takes a step back. He averts his gaze.
Wyper
S–sorry… I think I just had too much to drink.
Sanji eyes him up and down. He doesn’t detect any malice from the man so he takes a step forward, careful to maintain a short distance between them. He attempts to comfort him.
Sanji
Look, there’s just… a lot of things going on. I don’t want you to get all mixed up in all the mess. I’ve made a lot of those already.
I…actually thought you’re into the Marimo.
Wyper
Marimo…? You mean Zoro?
Well…yeah.
Sanji
Oh…
After a brief pause, the realisation dawns on him.
Sanji
OH!
Wyper shrugs his shoulders.
Wyper
If you two are up for it.
Sanji
Where have you been all my life?
You know, I would have taken you up on that offer earlier in the year but…
Wyper notices the blonde eye Zoro’s room once more.
Sanji
I think it’s best if I… don’t mess up his life any more than I already have.
The warrior gives him a warm smile and nods in understanding. He turns his heel and walks to the exit.
Sanji
Oh…Wyper, I–
Wyper
No need to explain. But…the offer’s there.
Wyper gives him one last wink before opening the door.
Wyper
Can I trust you to have those shackles back on before you leave the hut?
Sanji
You’d… let me leave it off?
Wyper
As long as you’re in here. I know that it must have been painful for you to keep it on. I’m not dumb enough to try and put them back on you either, especially after all that trouble that you and your swordsman went through. But…you didn’t hear any of this from me.
See you later at the festival?
Sanji
Uh…y–yes.
At that, Wyper leaves and closes the door behind him.
Feeling exasperated from the day, Sanji runs his hands over his face and turns away from the door. He finds himself smiling.
Sanji
What the hell just happened?
Notes:
Due to health issues, I'll probably be slowing down on writing and drawing stuff for my fics 🙏 Thanks for reading!
Chapter 15
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
After an afternoon rest and refreshing themselves, Zoro, Sanji and Law begin making their way to the city to check in on the festivities. The blonde had managed to resecure the restraints with help from the swordsman to honour his promise with Wyper. While there were some internal struggles, Gan Fall's drug still hadn't worn off completely so it made the process more bearable. Sanji was thankful that Doflamingo's image didn't invade his mind this time, allowing him to solely focus his attention on the swordsman who remained quiet through the whole affair.
As they walk, Law starts the discussion about Gan Fall's enigmatic clue as to where the Nola's old burrow could be.
Law
He said follow the path of the Rainbow Serpent…whatever that is. Perhaps Nola's old skin shed? Does it have iridescent properties?
Do you think Wyper knows where the burrow is but wouldn't tell us?
Sanji
Good thinking about Nola's old skin. I think our first step would be to give her a visit when we're ready to go.
Wyper said that he didn't know of its existence, remember? It could be that Gan Fall didn't want to tell anyone else–including him. It would explain the very obscured clue.
Zoro
Speaking of…why did he remove your cuffs again?
Sanji
Oh… uh… so I can change clothes and take a break from them.
Zoro grunts, seemingly unsatisfied with his answer.
Zoro
Uh-huh.
Sanji
What, you don't believe me? What's with that tone of voice?
Zoro
Nothing.
Law
Are you two seriously doing this right now?
Sanji
If you have something to say, lay it on me, Mosshead.
Zoro
I said “NOTHING”!!
Zoro storms ahead of them, wanting to distance himself as far away from the blonde as possible.
Law
That’s not the way into town, Zoro-ya!!
The swordsman's figure disappears behind a cluster of thick trees.
Law
Oh, for fuck's sake–
As Law is about to run after Zoro, Sanji grabs him by the arm and stops him.
Sanji
Don't bother. He won't get far in the valley. I need to talk to you in private anyway.
Law
We still need to discuss Corazon’s trail!
Sanji fishes out a cigarette from his pocket and lights it, never breaking eye contact with Law. When he exhales smoke, he gives him a devilish smile.
Sanji
I've already figured it out. Do you trust me?
Law arches a brow and straightens up. He taps his shoulder a couple of times with the sheath of his sword, deep in thought.
Law
You really know where it is? Why don't you just tell me now?
Sanji
Because there's something we need to do first and foremost.
Law
What–
Sanji suddenly swings his foot at Law's head. The doctor's question was cut short as he ducked down, his cap almost getting knocked off.
Law
What the hell, Mr. Prince-ya?!
The blonde follows his kick’s momentum and whirls his body in the air, his other foot aimed for another hit at Law's face. Instead of dodging, the doctor bends his knees and holds his sheathed sword to collide with Sanji's foot, blocking it. His own feet sink down into the ground from the impact.
Law
What's the meaning of this?!
Law's arms and Sanji's foot shake at the strong tension. The blonde's eyes are icy cold while the doctor's is full of confusion.
Law
Is this the part where you stab me in the back?
Sanji
This is the part where I teach you a lesson or two. So pay attention.
Sanji retracts his foot to deliver a barrage of swift kicks. Law attempts to redirect some of the force by walking backwards while blocking. He was successful with the first combination kicks but got hit on the chest by the rest. He grunts and summons his room ability quickly and teleports a distance away.
Law
I fuckin' knew it. You're–
Before he could finish his thoughts, he sees Sanji charging towards him then disappears from sight.
Law's eyes widen and he frantically looks around. He receives a strong blow on his back, sending him crashing towards a thick tree. He grunts on impact and slides down to the ground. As he pushes himself up by the arms, he sees Sanji walking towards him slowly. He senses a calm but dangerous aura emanating from him.
Sanji
Doflamingo strikes dangerously with intention to kill.
Law
What…?
Sanji raises a foot and stomps it towards the doctor's face. Law only just manages to dodge it by tilting his head to the side. The tree trunk he's leaning on receives a deep crater from the kick. The blonde holds his foot next to his face.
Sanji
He is merciless, resourceful and persistent. Each string on his fingers is unforgiving and indestructible, much like his spirit. His Devil Fruit is a perfect fit for him.
You, on the other hand, are too reliant on your powers. It's exhausting you quicker than you think.
Law
What the fuck are you on about?!
Sanji pulls his foot out and raises it above his head. As he brings it down, Law rolls away. The blonde smashes the ground where the doctor was.
Sanji
You are indeed powerful but you can’t last the day fighting. But what you do have is versatility and your swordsmanship. You need to use them more to your advantage and pace yourself.
He raises his foot and stomps down once more. Law scrambles backwards, desperate to get away.
Law
Stop it! I’m too tired for this shit!
Sanji
Do you think he’ll wait for you to be fully rested? No, this is the opportunity for us to work on your stamina.
We don't have a lot of time. And I need you to master your observation haki before the day is out.
Law
What?!
Law scrambles up to his feet and unsheathes his sword. At that, Sanji jumps and begins another assault of kick combinations from above. The doctor begins blocking him with his blade while walking backwards once more.
Sanji
Come on, Traffy!! Is this all you got?!
Counter!
Law growls angrily and finally swings his sword towards Sanji when he sees an opening.
The blonde smiles in satisfaction and shifts his body sideways. He raises his wrists to catch the sword with his restraints, his feet planted firmly on the ground.
Law
Why now?! Couldn't we have done this back at the Polar Tang?!?
Sanji
You’re a smart man, Traffy. What do you think our little game was for?
Law
Our…game?
Sanji uses his strength to force his wrists down onto the sword as a coat of black covers his limbs from the tips to his fingers up to his arms. Law's knees buckle and fall onto the ground.
Law
You–you were studying us?!
Sanji
That’s one reason, dear. Having you and Marimo under my disposal would have been beneficial as well. But that’s not important now that there are more pressing matters in our hands.
Here’s what I’ve learned. I'm confident that the Marimo can survive Doflamingo's assault.
You, however…
Law
Don't underestimate me!
Sanji
I'm not. I'm stating how things are currently.
Sanji swings his hands around to coil Law's wrists and blade between the chains of his restraints. He swiftly turns and throws Law over him, slamming the man hard on the ground, effectively disarming him.
Law grimaces and writhes about. He attempts to roll onto his arms so he can push himself up but Sanji takes a step and stomps on his chest to keep him pinned down.
Law
Fuck–!
Sanji
So here's the deal…
Sanji untangles Law's sword from his restraints and throws it to the side.
Sanji
To keep things even, I won’t use my hands or haki. My feet need practice anyway.
He raises his hands and spreads his fingers out to show them to Law. The armament haki slowly dissipates from his arms.
Law
I don’t need to learn shit from you.
Sanji raises a brow.
Sanji
So you’d rather die in Doflamingo’s hands? Listen to yourself.
Unless…I sweeten the deal to keep things interesting?
He removes his foot from Law and walks away, circling around the area while playing with his goatee as he thought deeply.
Law grumbles frustratingly and scrambles to grab his sword. He clumsily charges at the blonde who simply steps aside to dodge his attack. The doctor collides against the tree past him and slides comically to the ground.
Sanji
Losing composure when emotional…tsk tsk. We have to work on that too. You could learn a thing or two from the Marimo.
Law wipes the dirt off his face and sits up. He glares at Sanji who continues his walk around as if it’s a casual stroll.
Law
I’m going to slice you up when I get my hands on you.
Sanji
But that’s the problem…isn’t it? You can’t.
Sanji walks and squats down in front of Law like he’s a small child being spoken to.
Sanji
I have a good one.
If you fight me and win, I will give you my one point from our game. It’s not over yet until we reach our final destination–the Heart of Skypiea.
Law narrows his eyes at him.
Law
I haven’t even agreed to this whole training thing yet.
Sanji
I’m not giving you a choice, Traffy. But that doesn’t mean I can’t try and motivate you to actually fuckin’ make an effort.
Law lets out a pained groan and glances around. It doesn’t look like Zoro is going to return any time soon and the sun is about to set. The town festivities will begin shortly if they haven’t already started, and he’s not entirely sure how long Sanji intends to keep him. As if reading his mind, the blonde speaks.
Sanji
The Marimo is lost until the sun goes down and the entirety of Skypiea is covered in darkness. He’ll have no choice but to walk towards the lights which the town will be filled with. He’ll find his way like a moth to a flame…literally.
As for the training, I will give you as many tries as you need to beat me. But that’s the catch–we will take as long as we need. The sooner you beat me, the better of course. Otherwise we’ll miss out on the festivities.
Law
You’re practically giving your point away.
Sanji
We don’t know how long we’ve got until we reach our final destination so…who knows? Maybe I’ll manage to get ahead in other ways. It’s my choice to gamble.
Law
This just seems like it only benefits me while you get nothing in return. You realise this, don’t you?
Sanji
Not exactly. I have no choice but to fight with my feet. I’ll get a workout too.
Law
But…that’s all? You’re not asking anything else in return? You still haven’t given me an answer about removing your slave mark.
…You have an odd way to show how much you care, Sanji.
Sanji’s eyebrows shoot up in surprise.
Sanji
You know my name? How?
Law
...Bepo.
The blonde suddenly lets out a hearty laugh. He lets his body drop to sit more comfortably in front of Law.
Law
…and Shachi, Penguin…all the Heart Pirates know about it. When I called them, they were worried about you and accidentally said your name out loud.
Sanji wipes a tear from his eye and grins at him.
Sanji
Of course they did.
With a grunt, Law sits up and crosses his arms. He gives Sanji a serious look.
Law
I’m well aware that it’s supposed to be a secret too.
Sanji
I intended to share it with you at some point but I had a feeling that your crew would eventually tell you about it first.
Law
Does Zoro-ya know?
Sanji
…No.
Law
Why does my crew know but the one man who you trust the most doesn’t? You were about to tell Gan Fall too.
Sanji
If I tell you why, would you be more willing to train under my instruction for the day?
Law blinks and leans back against the tree behind him. He considers the question carefully.
Law
Fine. Not that you’re giving me much of a choice like you said anyway. But I’ll need the full explanation. And I still want that point if I beat you.
Sanji
When you beat me. Remember, we’ll take as long as we need but I really need your observational haki mastered at the very least…preferably before tomorrow.
Law
…What’s going to happen tomorrow?
Sanji closes his eyes and looks down. After some hesitation, he met Law’s gaze once more, his expression darkened.
Sanji
I’m not at liberty to say.
Law
…”Need to know basis”. Got it.
Sanji nods then stands. Law knew exactly what he had meant without speaking further–it’s a warning.
The blonde walks towards Law’s sword, flicks it up with his foot then kicks the back of its handle, sending it flying towards the doctor who tilts his head to dodge the blade but catches it by the handle.
Sanji
Shall we get started?
Law
Aren’t you going to tell me a story first?
Sanji
We’ve wasted enough time. I’ll talk while we fight. Ready yourself.
Notes:
I've written up the next few chapters but the drawings take forever. Someone save me 😵💫
Chapter 16: The Tale of The Koala and The Fox
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Koala
Sanji!!! Come on, keep up!!!
Sanji
I’m running as fast as I can!!! Slow down!
Koala waited by the seaside of a remote island somewhere in the North Blue. She turns away from the open sea and grins playfully at the other young teenager who arrives by her side. Sanji droops forwards and holds his knees to support himself, breathless from sprinting.
Sanji
You’re…fast. I can’t…. Slow down….
Koalas are meant to be… slow ….
Koala
It’s because I’m wearing shoes! Where are yours, silly?
Sanji
Mother didn’t give me one. She said my feet need to be calloused properly for the circus act.
Koala
Your mother sounds very strict…. She’s really working you to the bone.
Sanji
She’s not my real mother. Everyone just calls her that because she considers us as her children. She’s really just our ringmaster.
Koala
Well, I hope you’re not too tired yet. We still have ways to go! Come on!
The young girl runs up to a nearby rocky cliff and begins to climb it.
Koala
It’s just up here! I promise it’ll be worth it!
Sanji groans out loud and follows her. He begins to scale up the rocky hill though not as effortlessly as the girl. He manages to climb most of the way up when his confidence starts faltering. When he pauses to look up and begins to think too much about which part of the rock to grab next, his foot slips, sending him sliding down roughly towards the bottom of the cliff. At the last second, his hand manages to get hold of a protruding branch between rocks.
Koala
Sanji!!!
The blonde weakly tilts his gaze at her, half of his face scratched from the rough surface.
Sanji
I’m fine! Don’t come down!
Koala
Phew….
Koala looks around and spots a long vine hanging off a nearby tree.
Koala
Hang on! I’ve got an idea!!!
At that, the girl runs off, out of Sanji’s sight.
Sanji
I’ll be here! …Hanging on….
Sanji attempts to reach for another rock to continue his ascension but his fingers don't quite reach it. He slips once more but manages to catch himself better this time.
Sanji
Ugh… my foot….
He glances downwards and sees a trickle of blood drip from the bottom of his right foot onto the rock he’s stepping on. He didn’t dare inspect it closely in fear that the vertigo might drag him down but he can feel a deep gash between the sole and the arch of his foot.
A lengthy vine uncoils itself in front of him. When he looks up, Koala is securing the other end of it around a sturdy tree.
Koala
There you go!
Sanji
Thanks, Koala!
Sanji begins to climb the vine using only his arms. When he reaches the top, Koala pulls him by the shirt to help him. They both fumble and fall together clumsily on the soft grass.
Sanji pushes himself up with Koala under her. Her positive disposition is undeniably contagious. They both begin laughing at each other’s clumsiness.
Koala
Come on, come on! It’s nearly time. We don’t want to miss it!
Sanji
Let’s go!
The two jump up onto their feet and hold each other hand in hand. Koala pulls him to stand next to her at the very edge of the cliff where they both watch the open sea in front of them patiently.
Looking around, Sanji notices that they’re at the highest point of the island. He sees the tent that the pirate circus troupe that he’s a part of had set up in the middle of a bustling town. His heart sinks at the sight. He knew he’d need to part ways with his new friend soon so he thought he’d make the most of his last day with her before she leaves. They’re due to depart to the next island for their next performance as well. Once they do, there would be no way they can see each other ever again.
Under the surface of the open sea, a large ship suddenly emerges from underneath.
Sanji
Woah!!! So cool!!!
Koala
I told you!
The ship momentarily flies in the air from the buoyancy and finally it lands with a loud splash onto the surface of the water. Its resin coating pops loudly, revealing a full crew of fishmen manning the vessel. Right in the middle of them, a red figure stands tall with his arms crossed.
Sanji
Is that your captain? The red guy. He looks angry and…scary.
Koala
Oh he’s a big sweetie underneath the surface! His name is Fisher Tiger.
Over at the helm–that’s Jinbe! And that one with lots of arms is Hachi! Oh…and see that one with the long spiky nose? I don’t like him…so don’t talk to him okay?!
Sanji giggles at the sight.
Sanji
He looks ugly!
Koala
He is!
Hachi
Koala!!!
The two spot Hachi waving at them from the vessel as they dock close to the sandy shore.
Koala
Hi Hachi!!!
Come on, Sanji! I'll introduce you!
Koala takes a run towards the treeline behind them to take the long but safer way around but the blonde pulls his hand back. She stops and glances behind her. Sanji frowns and hugs his hand close to his chest shyly, watching the crew disembark from the boat. He sees the one called Jinbe look at him with a serious scary expression on his face.
Koala
What's wrong? I thought you wanted to meet my family?
Sanji
I did but…I didn't expect this ….
Koala
They’ll like you–I promise! I was…scared too at the beginning.
Or…is it because they're fishmen?
Sanji
…Mother said they're unkind and not to be trusted.
Koala blinks at him and sighs.
Koala
Look here…
When Sanji does, his eyes widen at Koala taking her dress off.
Sanji
What are you doing?!
The girl giggles and turns her back to show him her tattoo.
Koala
I'm one of them, see?
Sanji
That's…
Koala
I'm one of the Sun Pirates! The mightiest fish pirate crew that sail the seas!
Koala fixes her dress properly then turns to hold both of Sanji's hands in hers.
Koala
You can be one of us too if you like!
Sanji
But…
Koala
Our captain, Fisher Tiger, freed me from Mary Geoise you see. I used to have a slaver's mark on me but he gave me this tattoo to cover it. Now I’m free from the Celestial Dragons!
Sanji
You were a slave?! But then…the Marines….
Koala
They wouldn't know I was! As far as they can tell, I'm just one of the Sun Pirates!
Sanji
Oh… fishmen don’t sound terrible at all. If you’re happy with them, then they must be good!
Koala
They're the best!!
Sanji
Are mermaids just as pretty as you?
Koala giggles at that.
Koala
You know, sometimes I wish that I am.
Sanji
I heard that they’re the most beautiful creatures in the world! I really hope that I get to see one, one day….
Koala
Well…maybe you can ask the Sun Pirates! I'll introduce you to Hachi. I’m sure he can tell you all about them!
Sanji
O–okay….
Koala pulls him to run side by side with her.
Halfway down the forested hill, Sanji stops, out of breath once more.
Koala
Wow, your stamina really is no good.
Sanji
It's…not that. My feet….
The girl blinks and turns her gaze down.
Koala
You're bleeding!
Her eyes drag towards the path where they had been. She spots a trail of Sanji's bloody footprints on the grass.
Koala
Why didn't you tell me sooner that you were hurt?
Sanji
I didn't want to bother you….
Koala
But why?
Sanji
Because you're too nice to me!
Koala
Oh you…
She walks in front of Sanji and bends down with her back turned to him.
Koala
Here, I'll give you a piggyback! We can get Hachi to patch you up when we see him.
Sanji
Are you sure? This Hachi sounds really nice…. Aren't I too heavy for you?
Koala
Are you saying that I'm weak because I'm a girl?
Sanji blushes and raises his hands, shaking them side to side rapidly.
Sanji
It's not like that at all!
Koala
Then don’t be such a baby and climb on!
Sanji
I should be the one carrying you….
Tentatively, he hugs Koala around her shoulders. She hooks her arms around his legs and hoists him off the ground. He rolls his eyes and makes a sarcastic remark.
Sanji
Wooooow. So stroooong.
Koala
Because I'm a Sun Pirate!
Chaaaarge!!!
At that, she begins to sprint downhill.
Sanji
Watch your feet! There's a lot of big roots sticking out!
AHH!! SPIDER!!!
Koala
WHAT?! WHERE?!?
When Koala glances to the side, she sees a tree with bare branches which are so dry that they are shaped like a giant arachnid.
Koala
It's just a tree…
Sanji
Stop, stop, stop! CLIFF!!!
It was too late. Koala runs off into it. They both scream at the top of their lungs as they plunge down.
Sanji quickly grips his legs around Koala’s waist and reaches for a long vine above their heads, catching it just in time. Regrettably, they both look down and freeze at the sight of the tall drop. They take their time catching their breaths while trying to think of a safe way down.
Koala breaks the silence by laughing.
Koala
Phew…that was close.
Sanji chuckles.
Sanji
Y–yeah…I thought we were both done foooOOO–!!
The branch where the vine is coiled around snaps, sending the two to swing downhill at a high speed. Sanji gripped onto it tightly as Koala hugged his thighs.
Koala
H–hey…this isn’t too bad. We’ll just ride the vine until we reach the bottom of–
They suddenly see a large tree ahead of them.
Sanji
TREE! TREE!
Koala
I can see that! You have to let go, Sanji!
Sanji
Nah-uh! We’re too high! Too fast!
They both squeal at the top of their lungs, clearly in panic with not knowing what to do next.
As they approach a great tree at a high speed, Koala makes the brave move and uses her feet to run along its trunk to divert themselves away from fully colliding into it.
Sanji
Good one!
You be the legs and I'll be the arms!
Koala
I like that plan!
Sanji
AHH!! ANOTHER SPIDER!!!
Koala
It's just another tree with no leaves!
Sanji
AHH! Trees!!
Koala
That's what I just said!
Sanji
No…
With his free hand, he reaches down and grips Koala's head to turn her gaze forwards. Her smile drops from the sight of a cluster of trees that they can potentially crash into.
Sanji
TREES!!!
Koala
AAHHHH!!!
Sanji
Bounce off them like a monkey!
Koala follows his direction and begins running along the first trunk then jumps off to the next, then again to the third. As they traverse through the treeline, she becomes more confident with her movements.
Sanji
Hey, you're getting good at that!
Koala
Heehee! Thanks!
The stress of their weight finally makes the vine snap. They begin falling downwards.
Sanji
Oh dear.
Koala
NoooOOOO!!!
Sanji finally releases his grip from the broken vine to grab another, continuing their long swing downhill. The two continue their combination of swinging and running along thick trees to avoid crashing until finally, they near the bottom of the island.
Sanji
OH SHIT! WHERE DO I GO??
Koala
WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' LANGUAGE!!
At the last second, Sanji shifts their weight sideways to dodge the last line of trees, aiming between them to land into the river past the forest which opens up to the sea. They swing between thick tree trunks and crash into deep water with a big and loud splash.
Sanji surfaces from the cold water first. He looks around frantically. With a shivering voice, he shouts out.
Sanji
K–Koala?!
There was no answer. The blonde starts to panic.
Sanji
KOALA!!!
He feels a hand yank on his leg from underwater, sending a shiver up his spine. He yelps and swims away from the area, afraid he'd get bitten by a giant fish that may be lurking underneath.
Koala finally surfaces with a loud gasp. She gives him a wide cheeky grin.
Koala
Got you!!
Sanji's panicked state vanishes. He returns her smile with one of his own.
Sanji
I thought you were dead!
Koala
It will take more than that to kill a Sun Pirate!
She swings her arm and splashes him on the face. They begin a barrage of exchanged attacks, splashing themselves with the water.
When the adrenaline pumping through their blood calms, Koala shyly tucks one of her wet locks of brown hair behind her ear.
Koala
I like your hair like this, Sanji….
Sanji dumbly tilts his head on one side. Koala feels her temperature rise up to her ears and begins wondering why the water suddenly felt so warm even though it’s supposed to be chilly.
Koala
Y–Your hair reminds me of the sun! And…I–I think your curls are cute!
Sanji
Oh…th–thanks….
The blonde’s lip curls into a shy smile. He averts his gaze to hide his reddening face. He feels blood trickle down his nose but he washes it off with the water from the cup of his hands before Koala sees it.
After another exchange of playful splashing, they drag themselves off the river and start their poor attempt at drying themselves by wringing the corners of their clothes.
Sanji
I'm going to be in so much trouble….
Koala
Who cares? I had fun! Unless… I mean… didn't you?
Sanji
I did!
Hachi
There you are!
A large man with several arms approaches them from the beach. Sanji flinches at the sight at how unnatural it looked for him but feels some small relief at seeing the man's warm smile.
Hachi
Are you two okay? We saw the whole thing. Be more careful next time! You could have gotten hurt.
Koala places her hands on her hips and puffs out her chest.
Koala
That was nothing! Just another day as a pirate of the seas!
Hachi
Feeling adventurous today, are we?
Koala
I missed you guys!
At that, she runs and gives the fishman a big hug. He returns the affection by wrapping his tentacle hands around her.
Sanji feels a little freaked out at the idea of holding something–someone–that looks slimy. But his full trust in Koala encourages him to take a step forward towards them to make his presence known.
Hachi
I see you made a friend!
Koala pulls herself away from the fishman and runs to Sanji, hugging him around the shoulders.
Koala
Yes! He looked after me while you guys were away. We went on many adventures together whenever he's not working!
Sanji
H–hi…
Hachi kneels in front of him and holds his hand out.
Hachi
My name is Hachi. And who might you be?
Sanji
My name is Sanji, sir…. Sanji Vi–uh… just Sanji.
He shyly extends his arm to shake Hachi’s hand in greeting. He resists running away from Hachi’s cold and slimy tentacle hands, not wanting to offend the fishman.
Hachi
How polite!! Koala, you could learn a thing or two!
Well, it's nice to meet you, Sanji. Thank you for looking after our precious girl. I hope she hasn't been too troublesome?
Sanji
Not at all, sir! She's great fun!
Koala grins at that.
Voice
She mentioned that you were working?
All three turn their heads behind Hachi. A tall red-scaled fishman approaches them, escorted by another with blue skin and a wide body.
Koala
Captain!!! Jinbei!!!
Koala runs and gives the red fishman a big hug.
Fisher Tiger
I told you not to call me that. C’mere!
He playfully lifts Koala and tosses her in the air. She giggled heartily. When he sets her gently down, she returns to Sanji's side and holds his hand to reassure him that everything is alright.
Koala
Tiger, this is my friend, Sanji! He's part of that circus troupe in town. He can do a lot of cool stuff! Show them Sanji!
Sanji
I… err…
He was willing to show them a small part of his act until he felt the glare of the wide-bodied blue fishman standing next to Fisher Tiger. He succumbs to keeping his head dipped down to avoid his judgemental eyes.
Fisher Tiger
The pirate troupe…?
You're not one of their slaves…are you?
Sanji's body begins trembling from his intimidating voice and large figure.
Sanji
N–no, sir… I have no mark on my body. You’re all welcome to attend the show if you like…. I can get you tickets if you’re interested….
Fisher Tiger
Hmm….
Koala
Tiger, I want to bring him along with us!
Fisher Tiger’s brows shoot up in surprise.
Sanji
Koala…!
Koala
He can stay with us, right Hachi?!
Hachi
Err… oh… I don't know…. It's not up to me, sweetie.
Hachi turns his gaze to Fisher Tiger, asking for his opinion silently.
Koala
Oh, please, Captain! They're working him to death!
Sanji jolts and pulls his hand away from her. He swings his injured foot to hide it behind his opposite leg. He feels the temperature rise around his neck.
Fisher Tiger's intimidating gaze turns to his foot that he's hiding. Sanji shifts to hug himself tight, feeling like he’s being inspected from the top of his head down to the tips of his toes.
Hachi
Brother Tiger… he does look malnutritioned.
Sanji
It's…it's not like that! They actually saved me. I looked worse before….
Hachi
Oh! So…are they good to you?
Sanji
I…I just get a lot of training from them that’s all. They don’t want me to fall from up high so…they said I have to make sure that I can handle myself because there’s not always enough rope for a safety net…. The last kid they had fell and broke his neck and they… they just don’t want me to go through the same thing.
Fisher Tiger
That sounds…dangerous. And yet here you are.
Where are your parents? You're not just running away from them…are you?
The blonde takes a moment to find an appropriate response. He thinks about his father who had disowned him and his mother who sits quietly in her grave.
Sanji
…I don't know….
Jinbei
Fisher…we can’t take every brat who needs help. I can see that look on your face.
Fisher Tiger
Jinbei…
Fisher Tiger straightens up and crosses his arms.
Fisher Tiger
What would Queen Otohime think?
Jinbei
We’re not a charity! We don’t even know where he’s from! At least Koala gets to go home soon. We’ve travelled so far just for her–don’t delay us any further than you already have! A lot of our men want to go home to their families!
Fisher Tiger
Our men knew what they signed up for.
Jinbei
Does Arlong agree with that? Do you really want another human child on board?
Fisher Tiger
Arlong is free to go his own way if he wishes. I’m not stopping him.
Finally, the fishman captain returns his gaze to Sanji who flinches at everyone now looking at him.
Fisher Tiger
What do you say, young man? Would you like to travel along with us?
Sanji
I…I really don’t want to be trouble…. And I don’t want to be marked!
Fisher Tiger
Marked…? OH! Did you mean like the one on Koala’s back? That’s just to cover the old mark of the Celestial Dragons. If you don’t have one, you have nothing to worry about unless you want to officially join our ranks.
Jinbe
Fisher!
Fisher Tiger
What? He’s a nice kid!
Koala
So…can Sanji come with us?!
Fisher Tiger turns to her and gives her a wide grin.
Fisher Tiger
Only if he wants to.
Koala
YES!!!
Koala runs to Sanji and jumps into his arms. She gives him a long kiss on the cheek.
Koala
This makes me so happy! Oh, please say yes!
Sanji
I…
Sanji glances behind him to properly look at the circus tent in the middle of town. He steels his heart, straightens up and nods.
Sanji
I…I will! But…can I say goodbye to Mother before we go? She did save me from starving to death and I…I just want to thank her.
Fisher Tiger
Yes of course! Do you need us to come with you, Sanji?
Sanji
No…I don't think it's a good idea.
Koala
You won't regret it! I'll show you that fishmen are nothing to be afraid of. Hachi makes the best takoyaki!
Hachi
I can get a batch cooking as soon as we get back on board!
Sanji gives them all a wide grin. He awkwardly scratches the back of his head.
Sanji
Th–Thank you! I'll make myself useful around the ship–I promise!
Hachi
Then after we return Koala to her parents, we can find yours!
Sanji loses his smile and stills.
Sanji
My…parents?
Koala approaches and stands next to Hachi.
Koala
Well…yeah! We're not going to be with them forever.
Don’t you want to see your real mother again?
The blonde’s lips tremble.
Sanji
I…I do but….
Koala
Or your father?
Sanji stares at her in horror. He takes a step backwards. Visions of his time inside Germa’s dungeon suddenly overwhelm his sensations. He could feel his head weighed down and crushed within the confines of the metal helmet he’d been forced to wear.
Koala
Sanji…? Are you okay?
She carefully reaches out and wraps her hand around his.
He jolts at the contact and falls on his butt.
Sanji
DON’T TOUCH ME!
Koala
Sanji!
The blonde crawls backwards, distancing himself away from her.
Sanji
I don’t want to go back! You can’t make me!
Koala
But…you don’t belong here! You said so yourself!
Sanji shuts his eyes tight. He could feel the metal helmet practically crush his skull. He begins pulling hair out of his head in an attempt to get the vision out of his own mind.
Koala
Sanji!
Not wanting his only friend to see him in this state, Sanji scrambles up onto his feet and runs away.
Hachi
Wait, boy! Your feet!
Sanji
Sh–shut up!! That’s not even my name!!! I lied!
Koala
What–? Wait! I’m so confused!
As Koala and Hachi are about to chase after him, Fisher Tiger holds his hand up to stop them.
Fisher Tiger
Don’t. It’s just as I feared…
Hachi looked pained, fully knowing what he’ll say next. He averts his gaze to the side, unable to meet Koala’s curious eyes looking up at them.
Koala
What…what do you mean?
Fisher Tiger looks her in the eye.
Fisher Tiger
I’m sorry, Koala….
His mind is too far gone. Even if we manage to convince him to step on board, he'll just find another reason to stay. If we force him, it'll just be torture.
Koala
Wha–What?! You're giving up on him that quickly?!?
Hachi turns to kneel in front of her. He tries to gently explain what Fisher Tiger had meant.
Hachi
Koala, sometimes…in very few, very rare cases, a slaver’s mark runs deeper than just…skin.
Koala
But he’s not marked!
Hachi
Not physically, no…. But the trauma–
Koala
So what are you saying? That we should just…turn our backs? Isn’t this when he needs our help the most?!
Hachi
I’m so, so sorry Koala….
He’s too far gone…. There’s no helping him. People like him, they…
Jinbe
They should be put out of their misery.
Hachi
Brother Jinbei!
Jinbe
Like trying to save a dying calf bleeding to death. It’s only a matter of time. It would be more merciful to kill him swiftly.
Koala
NO! You’re a liar! I’m going after him and I’ll bring him back! Then he'll live life to the fullest–you’ll see!
She sticks her tongue out at all three fishmen and turns her heel to chase after Sanji.
Hachi
Koala…
Jinbe
No… let them sort it out. She needs to see it for herself to fully understand it.
Hachi
Brother Jinbe! What if Koala’s right? What if there’s hope for the boy?
Jinbe
Then he would be one of the strongest people we would ever get to meet. If there is hope, it won’t be the last time we see him. But we can’t fight battles for everyone. Especially ones we don’t see.
Fisher Tiger watches Koala’s silhouette disappear in the distance. Reluctantly, he turns away and returns to his ship.
—
Sanji still wants to leave the circus. He thinks about the different ways he could potentially make up for breaking down in front of Koala and her fishmen guardians. He figured he’d try to win their hearts by making them a meal. Cooking is a skill that he hadn’t touched since leaving the confines of his father’s old dungeon, and practicing it only reminded him of his time there. He rolls up his sleeve and bravely begins his preparations. He starts on the basics, planning to work up to the more complicated recipes later on then put together a collection of boxes for him to give away.
There aren't a lot of ingredients available in Mother’s pantry, so he thought he’d prioritise making her share first. His highest priority is to show his gratitude towards her so he can say his proper goodbyes. Hopefully she won’t be too upset at his decision. He prays that his efforts will be enough.
He reduces the fire on the stove to simmer the stew he’d been meticulously working on. While waiting, he begins to clean up the utensils that he’d used, washing them at the kitchen sink. He begins daydreaming about people’s reactions to his food. He hopes that he will get to see that face again–his mother’s cheerful smile, full of hope and wonder. He misses her so–her warmth, her gentle voice, her love. He wonders if there’s any chance that he can give someone that same reaction again.
He hears the front door click open. He leans backwards to peek past the open archway leading to the entrance of their small temporary cabin. The presence of Mother in the house brings a smile to his face but it fades as quickly as it came when he notices that she’s in a bad mood.
Sanji
Welcome home!
Mother pauses to sniff the air.
Mother
Boy… are you cooking?
Sanji
Yes! I hope you like it. I was hoping it would be a surprise…. You’re home early.
Mother lets out an exasperated sigh and proceeds to tidy up around the living area to make the room more presentable.
Mother
I didn’t tell you to do that. Now we’re behind on chores. We don’t have a lot of time so finish it off and get cleaning.
Sanji
S–sorry, Mother. The stew won’t be ready until dinner time but I can clean!
He starts scrubbing the utensils, pots and pans faster in the sink. As he finishes up, he feels Mother’s arm pull him away. She begins fussing over the state of his hair and clothes.
Mother
You’re damp! Your hair is a mess and your clothes just won’t do!
…And you got blood stains all over my rugs!
Sanji
I…I’m sorry. I fell in the river.
Mother
What? How?
Forget it. There isn’t time. But don’t think this is the end of this discussion.
Finish up in the kitchen and get changed. Quickly now!
Sanji
Are we expecting guests?
Mother
You ask too many questions. Just get the house and yourself ready.
Sanji does as he was told obediently, leaving the stew to simmer over a low fire. The house soon is filled with its rich and savoury scent, covering up the usual damp stink of their makeshift home.
Mother
At least your cooking is doing us some good…for once.
Sanji
What do you want me to wear, Mother?
Mother
There isn’t time for a proper dress up so just your best kaftan will do.
Sanji
My…kaftan? But…
Sanji shifts shyly at the doorway of his room. When she senses his hesitance, she throws him a threatening glare, gripping tightly onto the wooden broom that she’s holding in her hand. He flinches at the idea of it being swung at him.
Mother
What now, boy?
Sanji
I’ve grown taller since you gave it to me…. Wouldn’t it be too…revealing?
Mother
So? We really need to impress our guest. And sex sells, as they say. You already know this. Now get to it, and don’t bother me any more than you already have!
Sanji
I’m sorry, Mother…I won’t.
Nervously, he puts together his outfit as practiced before, including matching accessories that go with the oversized shirt. It’s not the first time she had used his image to impress guests before, but for some reason this one is making her particularly twitchier than normal. Most of their visitors had been familiar dignitaries when the circus needed more funding. He wonders if he’ll get to meet someone new of significant importance.
When he emerges from his room, he sees Mother had set up candles all around their living and dining room as an attempt to brighten up the house and set an atmosphere.
She looks over her shoulder and simply shrugs her shoulders at his outfit.
Mother
That’ll do. Now scrub that blood off the rugs before they stain. I suppose you can borrow one of my old shoes to keep more of your blood off my poor floor.
Sanji
Yes, Mother.
Sanji follows her commands, slipping on flats from Mother’s tall pile of collection in her room then proceeds to grab a bucketful of soapy water with a sponge to begin his new chore.
After doing her part of cleaning and preparing the house, Mother finally sinks down the couch in the living area, watching Sanji on his hands and knees, trying his best to scrub off a small drop of blood from a corner of a large shag rug. She relaxes, lifting her legs to rest onto his back as he continues cleaning.
Mother
So… how did you end up falling into the river and hurting your foot?
Sanji
O–oh… uhm…. it’s a long story….
Mother fishes out a pack of cigarettes from her pocket and lights it. She puffs out a smoke towards Sanji’s face, causing him to cough.
Mother
It wouldn’t have something to do with those Sun Pirates that just arrived today, would it? I don’t want you talking to them. Fishmen are nasty creatures. They’re no good to us but for selling.
Sanji trembles nervously.
Sanji
No…I ran away from them as you told me to, Mother.
But I did meet…a girl….
Mother raises an intrigued eyebrow at him.
Mother
A girl? Think she’ll sell?
Sanji
N–no! She’s…one of them so I wouldn’t bother.
Mother
She’s a mermaid?! Boy! Stuff like that you tell us! They’re worth a lot of money! With Mary Geoise recently burnt to the ground, there’s a high demand for more slaves from the Celestial Dragons.
Sanji
No! No, she’s…human. She’s just travelling with them.
Mother growls a low tune at the back of her throat.
Mother
Hmm…still. It wouldn’t hurt to look. You will take me to see her tomorrow. Or even better–bring her here.
Sanji
I… I…
He wants to say, “I don’t want to” but for some reason the words get stuck behind his throat. He feels like he’s already betrayed his new friend’s trust by merely mentioning their encounter. He wanted to cry there and then. His friend had just come from slavery, and he’s not about to bring her back in the hands of the Celestial Dragons.
Mother
You haven’t given her your real name, have you?
Sanji blanks out. He had gotten so upset about his accidental betrayal that he had no idea how to lie about the fact that he’d practically announced his identity to Koala and her fishmen guardians.
Mother
Sanji…
Mother removes her feet on top of Sanji and sets them on the floor. She bends over and begins massaging the bridge of her nose, trying to ease a headache.
Sanji
I’m sorry, Mother…. She was kind to me….
Mother
That doesn’t matter, boy! I already told you what will happen if the world finds out who you are! You’re a crown prince of Germa. They will stop at nothing to take advantage of you!!! Unless you have a strong pirate crew, there’s no point in using your real name. It’s just a pain in the ass.
Do us a favour and abandon your name for your own sake. Forget about your old life and live like someone you’re not.
A knock on the door makes them both jump. As Sanji was about to straighten up to answer the door, Mother grabs him by the crown of his hair suddenly and pushes his head down.
Sanji
Ow!
Mother
Stay low, and keep cleaning.
Sanji
Y–yes, Mother.
Mother approaches the door and opens it. At the corner of his eye, Sanji can tell that the sun had gone down and their guest stood behind the darkness of their front door. Mother bows respectfully and opens the door wider, gesturing to their guest to enter.
A large figure squeezes inside. His balloon-shaped belly barely fit through the door frame as he crams himself in, bending over and contouring his limbs. When their guest finally makes it inside, he stands, revealing his goggled eyes and long braided blonde hair that spans from the very top of his head down to his legs. When he straightens up, his head hits the ceiling, causing him to growl in frustration.
Mother
Good evening, Queen. Please, sit! Make yourself at home.
Queen
Content living in a shithole as usual I see. Surely you’re not broke already?
Mother
I… I wouldn't ask for you if I didn't need you….
Boy, go fetch him a drink!
Queen
Forget it. I’m not thirsty or hungry.
So…is this the one?
Sanji freezes as he feels both pairs of eyes on him. He averts his gaze and keeps his head down like he was told to do, scrubbing the rug mindlessly. He wets the rug in a bucket and squeezes it clean before returning to the stains.
Their guest stomps across the room and settles himself down the couch, observing Sanji intently. Mother locks their front door shut.
Mother
Yes. He's a little damaged from his recent escapades today but I assure you, he's untouched and he's pure.
Queen
I'll be the judge of that.
Mother
If you like, you can do your initial evaluation and take a sample for the night–
Queen holds his hand up. Mother shuts her mouth closed to stop talking.
Queen
You, boy, come here. Let me take a look at you.
Sanji stills nervously, too anxious to properly process what Queen and Mother may be talking about. His eyes glide towards Mother who is currently fiddling her thumbs together. She nods at him, telling him to do as he was told.
Reluctantly, the blonde drops the wet rag from his hands and approaches the big man. He keeps his hands clasped together in front of him, trying to look small.
Queen reaches out and raises his chin with one of his overly large fingers, forcing him to look at him face to face. Sanji flinches at the contact but braves the large man's studious stare. Queen's eyes are hidden behind his thick goggles so he's unable to get any read of his thoughts, making Sanji even more nervous. His body begins to shake involuntarily. His every instinct tells him to flee but he stands his ground bravely for the sake of Mother.
He feels Queen's thick thumb glide over one of his curly eyebrows, as if trying to rub it off.
Queen
My god. You are one of them.
Sanji
S…sir?
Queen
You're one of Vinsmoke Judge's children, aren't you? He's publicly announced that he's had four…. Why were you left out of the picture?
Sanji had no good response to that. Unable to withstand Queen's stare, he looks away.
Queen grabs him by the jaw and forces him to look at his face directly. He jolts and yelps out softly but holds himself steady.
Queen
Are you his secret weapon?
…Or a failure?
Sanji's lips tremble at his last word.
Queen
…I see.
Judging by the state of you, he probably wanted to get rid of excess trash.
Queen roughly pushes him away as he slumps back against the couch. Sanji staggers but catches himself by the wall behind him.
Queen
He's worthless . You dare make me abandon my post next to the future Pirate King, and bring me all the way from the New World to present me this?
Sanji
Pirate King…?
Mother
Shut up, boy!
Mother grabs a nearby vase and throws it at Sanji’s head.
Sanji feels a nagging sensation behind him as the hairs at the back of his neck stand on end. The next thing he knows, his own body swirls and catches the vase with one hand held wide open. When he blinks, he looks dumbfoundedly at it then calmly sets it down. He bows his head apologetically to Queen and softly speaks.
Sanji
I’m sorry for speaking without your consent….
Queen cocks a curious brow at Sanji’s quick movement.
Queen
Boy, have you heard of “haki”?
Sanji
Hakee...? No, sir….
Queen
Interesting….
The large man begins to play with his long mustache, thinking thoughtfully. After a brief pause, he relaxes back against his seat and crosses his legs.
Queen
Strip.
Sanji
…Sir…?
Queen
Take your clothes off, boy. I need to have a proper look at you.
Mother
For fuck’s sake, Sanji. Do as he says! Quickly now!
Queen chuckles a deep and sinister laugh.
Queen
That his name? So he is one of them. Very intriguing!
What are you waiting for, boy? I’m a busy man….
With a nervous gulp, afraid to upset Mother any further, Sanji does as he was told. He shakingly undoes the buttons at the top of his kaftan and slips the garment down slowly, one shoulder at a time.
Mother
Your undergarments too.
Sanji flinches. His trembling worsens out of fear and from the cold air around his body. He shifts and lets his briefs drop between his feet, kicks them away, then stands in front of Queen shyly, covering his private parts with both his hands.
Queen leans over and grabs roughly him by the jaws again, pulling him closer to him. The blonde gasps as he is yanked forwards. The large man begins to inspect him up and down, peeking behind his body left and right to look at his sides and back.
Queen
You said he’s slightly damaged?
Mother audibly groans but claps her hands together. She forces a smile to make it look like Sanji just had a small accident.
Mother
Yes! But he heals quickly like all the other children. He had a bit of a slip as you can see on his face, and there’s also a small gash at the bottom of his foot there.
Queen
Show me, boy.
With some difficulty, Sanji removes his shoes and lifts his injured foot backwards, exposing his most recent wound that spans the base of his foot.
Queen
It’s red…! You are an interesting specimen, after all.
Do you have any experience fighting?
Sanji sets his foot down. He slightly limps side to side, trying to gain some balance from being held by the face while keeping his feet firmly onto the rugged floor.
Mother
We’re constantly training him. He has a couple of acts with the boys in the circus.
Queen
That’s not good enough.
There’s no use hiding his past any more. All he wants to do is to impress Mother and their guest so he can properly say his goodbyes later on or early tomorrow before the Sun Pirates depart. He thinks of Koala who is probably waiting for him back at their ship.
Sanji
My father had a full team of qualified masters who taught and trained us while I was younger…. There were a lot of drills and testing, especially after we’ve had some experiments done on us. I’m…not so good with swordsplay though…. I’m sorry.
Sanji steals a glance towards Mother who sighs in relief and smiles at him, impressed at his answer.
Queen nods, satisfied with his response. He pushes Sanji away from him and fishes out a large cigar from his pockets. Mother leans over and lights the stick for him with her own lighter. She steps backwards as he takes a long drag of smoke and breathes it in Sanji’s face. The blonde coughs and covers his mouth from the stink.
Queen
Congratulations, Mother. I will sign the papers after all.
Mother smiles widely and practically jumps up and down, clapping her hands.
Mother
Thank you! Thank you!
Queen
I’ll need a DNA sample to take back. While I’m at it, I think I’ll take that offer to take him on an initial evaluation too. You said he’s pure and untouched?
Mother’s eye twitches impatiently. She begins fiddling with her hands.
Mother
Yes, yes, yes. Do whatever you want with him.
Queen
Don’t you want to hear the rest of my offer?
Mother
What else is there?
Queen
You’re a lost cause, slave wench.
I need you to keep him until he’s of age. At eighteen years to be precise. A hundred Beri per week to fund the boy’s food and training. And on top of that, I’ll send more of your…appetizers. I have enough for you to taste right now as downpayment.
Are you happy with this deal?
Mother
Yes! Yes, just give them here. Quick!
Queen
Will you be supervising?
Mother
Do you really want me to?
Queen
No. I want you out of my sight and out of my way. I’ll be finished by midnight.
Mother
Consider it done.
Queen grunts at Mother’s attitude. He reaches behind him and procures a small enclosed bag. He tosses it along with a couple of fifty Beri coins in front of Mother who scrambles and snatches it off the ground. Sanji notices that she has lost composure and has begun showing signs of twitchiness–she’s hungry for that stuff again, he thinks.
Mother hugs the bag in her arms possessively but ignores the coins. She runs to hide herself somewhere outside through the back of the house, slamming the door behind her. No doubt to consume the contents of the small pouch that Sanji doesn’t dare bring up.
As he is about to pick up his kafta to redress himself and can check on his stew, Queen interrupts him.
Queen
Ah-ah. We’re not done yet, boy. The terms of the agreement is that I take you for an initial evaluation. Then afterwards we’ll seal the deal by giving you a mark.
Sanji
I’m sorry, Sir…. I don’t know what any of that means.
But I–I don’t want to be marked in any way!
Queen’s grin widens. He tongues the cigar in his mouth, shifting it from one side of his lips to the other.
Queen
I don’t think you know how this all works, my boy. I'll just have to show you then. It’s going to be a long night.
—
Koala sneaks into the Sun Pirates ship later that evening. She tiptoes and pokes the sleeping Hachi in the men’s quarters.
Koala
Psst… Hachi… wake up! I need your help.
Hachi
Oof… Koala…? What time is it…?
The fishman drowsily pushes himself up on his hammock while rubbing his eyes with one of his many hands.
Koala
I’ve searched the entire island but I can’t find him at our usual hiding spots! He’s not in the circus either….
Hachi
Who, dear? Your friend?
Koala's eyes somehow get bigger and teary. Hachi rolls his eyes at her attempted puppy eyes but ultimately, he gives in.
Hachi
It's too dark to look for him…. Maybe he's already gone to bed himself. We'll look for him together first thing in the morning, okay?
Koala yawns. She covers her large agape mouth with her hands.
Koala
No! We have to… we have to go now. I made him so upset earlier. He probably hates me now….
Hachi
Oh, sweetie…. He was just freaked out, okay?
Is this because of what Jinbe said earlier?
Koala
He's a liar and a meanie!
Hachi
He IS!!!
Hachi purposely raises his voice as an attempt to make sure that the sleeping blue fishman hears their conversation. He needs him to know how much he had upset the little girl.
Arlong
For fuck’s sake, you two! Go to sleep!
Koala flinches at the sound of his angered voice. She hunches her shoulders, trying to hide herself in her small form.
Hachi smiles sweetly at her and pats her head in an attempt to comfort her.
Hachi
Come on. I'll tuck you in.
Koala has her own bedroom aboard the Sun Pirates ship. Most of the fishmen wanted to make sure that she feels welcome and safe so they had agreed to dedicate the spare bedroom which was meant to be the women's quarters all for her.
Hachi pulls up a blanket and trucks Koala in her cozy mattress as she lays down. She stares blankly at the stars through her window.
Koala
You know…I really hope he comes around.
Hachi
We will try our best for him, Koala.
Koala
Do you promise?
Hachi smirks at her.
Hachi
I will if you do.
Koala
I do!
Hachi
That’s our girl!
Why do you like him so much anyway?
Koala
That's easy! He's fun and interesting!!! He said he wanted to find the All Blue. I think he gave up on that dream but I want to know that it's never too late to have dreams!
And…I like his hair. It's golden like the sun.
Hachi
The All Blue?
Hachi chuckles.
Hachi
We fishmen don't even know if it exists.
Koala
It's real! Sanji said so and I believe in him one hundred and…and two percent! No…one thousand percent!
Hachi laughs out loud then caresses her face.
Hachi
Then…it's real.
Goodnight, my dear. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite!
Koala
I think Sanji's fear of bugs is funny….
The fishman knew he'd be stuck talking about boys if he sticks around too long. He rolls his eyes and shakes his head, smiling.
Hachi
Goodnight , Koala.
Koala
Oh! Good night Hachi! Make sure you wake me up as soon as daylight hits!
Hachi
I will.
Koala
Do you promise?
Hachi
I promise.
Koala hears the sound of the door clicking. She sits up abruptly and notices that Hachi has left the room. She scrambles on her feet, wears her slippers and walks towards the far end where she can view the interior of the island through another window.
With a heavy sigh, she pulls up a chair, sits on it then leans on the windowsill on her elbows, watching the spotlights of the circus circle around, lighting up the clouds directly above it. Listening carefully, she could hear the sounds of applause and cheering. She wonders if Sanji was behind all this. He does enjoy putting on a show when he’s worked up the courage to do so. Her eyes begin to flutter close but she resists the urge to sleep. Ultimately, the fatigue state of her body betrays her and she succumbs to resting the night away.
—
Koala wakes up to a loud booming noise and the ship suddenly rocks side to side, knocking her out of her chair. She falls on her bum and groans out loud at the soreness of her back and bottom. There are sounds of a panicked commotion outside her door.
She quickly pulls herself onto her feet and opens her door to investigate. She finds the Sun Pirates running around, scrambling to set sail.
A cannonball strikes against the hull of their ship. Koala braces her small figure against the doorframe, holding onto it like her life depended on it. Then she hears familiar voices yelling at her.
Jinbei
KOALA! Stay inside and lock the door!!! Do NOT leave your room until we say so!
Fisher Tiger
JINBEI! The anchor’s up. Let’s go!!!
Jinbei
Aye aye!
Jinbe quickly turns the steering wheel to begin their escape.
Koala
What’s going on Fisher?!
Fisher Tiger stood in the middle of the deck and spun towards her when he heard her voice.
Fisher Tiger
We’re under attack by Kaidou’s men! Do as Jinbei says, Koala. NOW!
Koala
Where’s Hachi?!
Fisher Tiger
Up manning the sails! He’ll be fine! Just go!
Koala
But–but he promised we’d look for Sanji in the morning!!!
Fisher Tiger angrily stomps towards her and pushes her back into her room forcibly.
Koala
Ow! That hurts!
Fisher Tiger
I’m sorry, Koala. Your safety comes first.
At that, he slams the door and barricades her room by placing a barrelful of cannonballs in front of her door.
Koala’s eyes widen in horror as she crawls desperately to the door and attempts to open it, rattling the doorknob madly, pushing and pulling but to no avail. From the other side of the door, she hears Fisher Tiger once more.
Fisher Tiger
Close your windows!!!
Having left with no other choice, Koala does as he says. She runs to the far end of her room and shuts the blinds, then proceeds to the second and last one that overlooks the land. Before she can close it, she sees a familiar figure at the top of the cliff where she had been earlier that day.
Koala
Sanji…?
She spots his undeniably long locks flowing gracefully in the air, lit by the moonlight directly behind him. When she trails her gaze down his figure, she sees his finger pointing straight at their ship. Her eyes widen in horror. Another figure steps forward, looming behind him. The bright moonlight glints off the balloon-figured man’s goggles.
A tear falls from Koala’s eyes. Feeling betrayed, she shuts the blinds of her windows angrily.
Queen chuckles at the sight of his ship sending another barrage of cannonballs at the Sun Pirates, running them out and away from the island. He raises a small den-den mushi and orders his own men to stop the assault when the fishmen have fled far enough.
Queen
You impress me, Sanji. You’ve mastered your observation haki at this early stage in life. I’ll need you to keep it up as part of your training.
Next, I want you to work on your armament haki. I’ll make sure that you get the proper instructors for your training. I hear Mother’s Okama division is a good start. I’ll need you to master it by the time I next visit you. Do I make myself clear?
Sanji continues to stare blankly at the silhouette of the Sun Pirate’s ship until it vanishes in the darkness far beyond the open sea.
Queen
Answer me, boy.
Sanji
Yes, sir.
At that, Queen pats his head and turns away from the cliffside.
Queen
I’m glad to see that the mark is already starting to take effect. You’ll be a useful specimen indeed…. I need you to grow big and strong–surpassing the abilities of your own siblings. If you’re good, I’ll reward you by installing modifications far superior to that of your father’s.
Sanji
Yes, sir.
Queen
I’m not sure you fully grasp my expectations, boy. Kaidou doesn’t have room for weaklings.
Sanji
I know my brothers and sister. You’ll get what you asked for.
Queen chuckles heartily.
Queen
Is that a promise?
Sanji throws him a deathly glare and chooses not to say anything. The large man simply grins back at him in reaction.
Queen
That’s right. I want you to hate me. Use it. Keep it up and maybe I’ll visit you more often. I did enjoy myself, after all….
Queen begins his trek down to return to his own ship. Sanji places a gentle hand on the back of his bandaged neck, trying to ease the burning pain of his new mark. He closes his eyes and looks at the direction where Koala is, silently praying that she could hear his cries for forgiveness.
—
Law’s blade and Sanji’s foot clash once more. The doctor raises his foot to deliver a stronger force to distance himself away from the blonde. He takes a moment to catch his breath. Sanji simply straightens up, waiting for Law’s next move.
Law
Why is this detail important?
Sanji
So you truly know who my real enemy is.
I need you to understand that no matter what, I can’t kill Doflamingo myself.
Law narrows his eyes and lowers down to a stance.
Law
You haven’t even mentioned him yet. Only this… “Queen”.
Sanji
I’m getting to it.
Law
There’s one thing I don’t understand…
Sanji
Hmm?
Law
This… “initial evaluation” that Queen mentioned. What did that entail?
Sanji
…Do you really need me to spell it out for you?
Law
I’m afraid so.
Sanji takes a deep breath and lights a cigarette. After taking a puff, he speaks in a hushed but darkened tone.
Sanji
I’m still not sure you want to hear it.
Law’s eyes widened at the shock, suddenly getting an idea of what had unfolded that night with Sanji’s first encounter with this “Queen”. The thought occurred to him while he was retelling the story, but he was in denial of the dreadful horrors that the young blonde had gone through at that early stage in his life.
Law
…Shit. I’m sorry….
Sanji
Be more sorry that you asked.
Anyway, that’s not the worst I’ve been through. At least it wasn’t an all nighter. Some clients at the Okama whorehouse were absolute nightmares. The other slaves were… kinder than Mother.
Law frowns at the statement. He wonders how many other terrors the man had gone through to get to this point in life when he finds some semblance of positivity out of something so horrible.
Law
And Koala?
Sanji
I never saw her again. But…my sister tells me that she’s in the Revolutionary Army now.
Law
Have you thought of reaching out to her?
Sanji
What would be the point? I’ll just complicate her life. Besides… I hear she might be seeing someone else now.
Law straightens up and fixes his coat. He briefly cleans the blade of his sword and gives it a shake in preparation for his next attempt at fighting the blonde.
Law
So…what’s next?
Sanji
We need to keep at it…. You barely dodged my last combination of attacks. You’ll need to do better than that. I can see some improvements, but I can tell that you’re more well versed in using your concentration on your abilities rather than what’s physically around you. You mustn’t neglect your surroundings. It’s what’s holding you down on this world.
If you can somehow multitask, that would be ideal. But that may mean putting your resources in two halves. Right now, let’s focus on your observation haki. Then we can worry about you trying to use your concentration on both later.
Law
Got it…. But… what I meant to ask was…
You know what? Forget it. You don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want to.
Sanji lets out a defeated sigh and brings himself to a basic fighting stance with one foot up in the air.
Sanji
I’m not going to lie…talking about it helps.
Law
Oh?
Sanji
I didn’t know you were also that kind of doctor.
Law
I’m technically not…. I’ve only done theoretical studies into mental and emotional wellbeing but…
Since you’re training me, I don’t mind.
Sanji blinks at him in disbelief.
Sanji
Are you…being nice right now, Traffy-kun?
Law
Don’t push your luck. Let’s do this.
Tell me about Doflamingo.
Notes:
Yeah, I can't upload on Tumblr due to its constraints. But here it is!
Chapter 17: The Tale of The Bird and The Fox
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Doflamingo
That fuckin’ asshole!!! Stop them!!!
The crew on board the Numancia Flamingo scuffle about to lower their ship's sail further, attempting to catch up to a particularly fast snail just smaller than their own ship jetting ahead of them. Men at the helm angle the vessel, preparing themselves for the inevitable full frontal assault.
A tall man with long brown hair and blue eyes runs up to Doflamingo, hugging the railing of the ship desperately to stop himself from falling off the speeding ship travelling through rough waters.
Diamante
Doflamingo, there’s no chance! They’re way too fast for us!
Doflamingo
It’s a fuckin’ snail! How is it faster?!
Looking over at the highest point of the snail's shell, he sees a man with long locks of hair stand up straight. He growls angrily at the blonde’s devilish smile across his face.
Doflamingo
I swear to god, I’m going to wipe that shit-eating grin off the face of this world!!!
The blonde man laughs at his reaction and pokes his tongue out. He procures something out of his pocket and holds up the item in his hand, tossing it up and down playfully, taunting him in a challenging way.
Doflamingo spits at the sight of his desired Devil Fruit in someone’s hands. He turns his glare towards Diamante.
Doflamingo
I don’t care how, but I want that fucker dead!
The Numancia Flamingo manages to gain enough speed to sail alongside the fast snail. Doflamingo soon notices, however, that it’s not that their ship had gained speed, it’s the snail that had slowed down to pull up alongside them.
Doflamingo yells at his men to attack. His crew begins a barrage of cannonfire, aimed at the bulk of the snail’s shell. As the projectiles fly in the air, flashes of pink and red fly between the vessels. The cannonballs suddenly vanish without a trace.
Doflamingo
What the ever living fuck was that?! You call that an attack?! Keep firing!!!
His men panic and continue their cannonfire as ordered by their enraged captain.
Diamante
Young master!!! There’s no use! Something–someone keeps knocking them out in the air!
The blonde man reappears on the side of the snail’s shell, holding onto the ropes that are securely attached to it. He calls out to Doflamingo in a cheerful melody.
Sanji
Dooooffy~!
Doflamingo grits his teeth in irritation and runs towards the side of his own ship to face the man directly. He watches beams of pink and red continue their flight between their ships, somehow making their cannonballs disappear before they reach the snail.
Sanji brings out the Devil’s Fruit once more, twirling it at the tip of his index finger playfully.
Sanji
So…you come here often, love? What brings you to this part of the New World on this fine day?
Doflamingo
Mr. Prince! That’s not yours to take!
Sanji
Nah-uh! It was in our territory, hence it’s ours!
Doflamingo
You STOLE it from me, motherfucker! It’s rightfully mine!
And since when is this your territory?!
Sanji
Since we moved our fortress nearby!
Doflamingo
Your idea of expansion is a fuckin’ joke! Give it up or we will board your ship!!!
Sanji hooks his leg around the rope to keep himself tethered against the side of the snail’s shell. He runs his fingers along his jaw, thinking deep thoughts, while he continues to play with the Devil Fruit with his other hand.
Sanji
You’re so angry! Relax a bit, will you?
Here’s the thing, Doffy, you are in our territory. You’re trespassing, speeding, threatening a fellow king and his subordinates, and now you’re attempting to steal from me? The gall!
Doflamingo
Don’t call me that! I barely know you!
Sanji
So? Let’s get to know one another then!
Would you be up for a candlelit dinner or are you a fuck-and-go kind of guy?
Doflamingo angrily slams his fists against the railing of his ship and turns to Diamante and his men.
Doflamingo
Board them!
Diamante
How can we make it over there when our cannonfire can’t even–
Doflamingo
I don’t care!!! Do it!
Diamante yells at their crew and stomps away to help them.
Sanji
Making real clumsy decisions there, my friend! I wouldn’t do that if I were you. You should be more carefu–!
At that, the Devil Fruit slips off his fingers. The blonde scrambles to catch it but it repeatedly slips from his grasp so he juggles it in the air clumsily before it finally falls off. Sanji tips himself backwards while keeping his legs hooked around the ropes to catch it in time with both hands.
Sanji
Whoops! That would have been bad, wouldn’t it?
Doflamingo
Fucker!!! Don’t you dare lose it!
Sanji pulls himself up and tosses the fruit up and down in his hand again.
Sanji
You are absolutely correct, Doffy!
…I should just eat it.
Sanji opens his mouth and teasingly holds the fruit between his teeth.
Doflamingo
NO!!!
They hear cries of help as Doflamingo’s men attempt to swing from the Numancia Flamingo over to the speedy snail. Out of nowhere, zaps of blue electricity shock the crew midair. They fall into the open water like rain between their ships.
A blue-headed man reveals himself from the other side of the snail then stands mightily on top of its shell. He crosses his arms, as if to declare that Doflamingo’s attempts are of no use.
Sanji
Mmphf Pmmmff Mmmffphf!
Doflamingo
Wh–What?!
Sanji spits out the undamaged fruit into his hand and throws Doflamingo a wide grin.
Sanji
I said that’s quite a moronic move, especially for you! I think they’re still alive though if you want to get your crew back!
Doflamingo
What the hell do you want from me, Mr. Prince?! What would it take for you to hand that over?!?
Sanji
I told you! I want a date!
Doflamingo feels the veins in his forehead pop. He then notices that the snail begins to slow down but the Numancia Flamingo continues to speed through the waters.
Sanji
Hey Doffy! Who’s driving?!
Doflamingo
…Eh?
Diamante runs up to Doflamingo once more, out of breath.
Diamante
Master… our men…
Doflamingo looks around and notices that there is no one else on deck except for him and his first mate. His eye twitches frustratingly at the sight. As if that's not troublesome enough, he hears sounds of footsteps from the lower levels. When he turns to see who it is, a man with green slicked back hair emerges from below deck, gripping two of his crew members by their heads with his massive hands as they cry for help. The green-headed man tosses them off the side of the ship casually, claps his hands clean and crosses his arms, looking bored.
Doflamingo
Who the fuck are you?!
Yonji
You might want to watch out where you’re going.
Doflamingo
Huh?
Diamante
Young master–!
The entirety of the ship suddenly surges forwards as the Numancia Flamingo beaches itself above a spiky rock formation at full speed. Doflamingo and Diamante get thrown backwards and they both land roughly against the far end of the ship. Debris from the front flies over and rains down on them.
The two groan at the sudden stop and take a moment to recover. When they look up, the green-headed man has already vanished from where he was standing.
Germa’s snail slows to a stop behind their beached ship. The blonde is now sitting on top of its shell while leaning his back against the blue-haired man who brings out a bamboo rod and begins fishing on the far side.
Sanji waves at the two remaining men on board the crashed ship.
Sanji
Hey! Need help, love?
Doflamingo and Diamante push debris off their bodies and struggle to stand. Doflamingo limps towards the back of the ship and throws Sanji a middle finger.
Sanji
Now why on earth did you crash your ship into this very stupidly large, hard-to-miss rock formation?
Doflamingo
You did this!
Sanji
It's not my fault that you're not paying attention!
Doflamingo
Fuck off already!
Sanji
Wait, I thought you're after me ? Don't you want your Devil Fruit back? And now you want me to fuck off? Make up your mind, man!
Doflamingo
Ack–!
Sanji
So is that a no to help? We can tow your ship while you ride on the shell with us.
Well…whatever’s left of your ship anyway.
Doflamingo
I swear when I get my hands on you, I'm goanna–
Sanji
Hey! I'm trying to be nice here!
I’m being nice, aren’t I, Commander?
The blue haired man taps his chin thoughtfully.
Niji
In your weird unusual way–yeah, sure.
Sanji
See? Come on, I’ll give you our first catch of the day! Nice, fresh and juicy! Maybe I’ll even cook it for you if you’re well behaved.
Doflamingo
Shut up, just–SHUT UP! Give me back my Devil Fruit!
Sanji claps his hands together, happily smiling.
Sanji
A fruit salad sounds wonderful! Do you think that’s been done before? A Devil Fruit salad?
One more question, do you need to eat the whole thing or can we go halfsies? What if you eat two halves? Would you get two abilities?
Wait, that's three questions.
Doflamingo snaps at the blonde’s annoyingly arrogant attitude and takes several steps backwards. He sprints towards the edge of his broken ship at full speed then jumps off at the very end.
Sanji jumps side to side, warming himself up. He speaks under his breath.
Sanji
Here we go, come on.
Niji
Do you want our help on this?
Sanji
No, thank you. I need to speak to him privately.
Niji sighs in boredom and reels in his fishing line to recast it further out in the water.
Niji
You might want to tell that to Pink.
Sanji
Pink? Where?
Doflamingo pulls his fists, intending to deliver a powerful blow towards Sanji. As he closes in midair, the blonde simply eyes him and gives him a devilish smirk. His intrusive thoughts immediately think what that mouth would look like with his–
Before his fist meets the blonde's face, he sees a flash of pink in front of him as a girl with a butterfly-shaped cape suddenly puts herself between him and the blonde. She twirls rapidly, swinging her knee into his stomach, sending him hurling into the shallow stony waters down below.
Doflamingo lands with a loud grunt as the spiky rocks underneath him damage his back. He coughs out blood and he lays there still with his body partly submerged in the water.
The pink haired girl lands on top of him, smashing the rocks on both sides of his head. She straightens up, looming over him with a dangerous glare.
She raises a fist to deliver him a final blow. Doflamingo grits his teeth, readying himself for the inevitable pain.
Sanji
Stop!
The girl stops her punch just inches away from Doflamingo's face. Sanji jumps off from the snail’s shell and approaches them slowly. As he closes in, the girl steps aside to make way and faces him.
Reiju
But I was in the middle of a game with Red…. I'm one point away from winning.
Sanji
Oh? What's the prize?
Reiju
A favour or two. It depends on the gap between the points.
Sanji
Can I join?
Ichiji
No, it would be an unfair fight.
At the corner of his eyes, Doflamingo sees another person with red hair land on top of the snail's shell. He takes a moment to turn away from them in order to hide his eyes, and clean his sunglasses with his cape before resting it on his face again. The blonde yells at him to be heard.
Sanji
How the hell would it be unfair?! Don't you need at least a third player to play judge?
Reiju and Ichiji
Because you cheat!
Ichiji
Besides, Blue’s far more dependable keeping track of the score.
Reiju
I agree.
Sanji
But–
Reiju
Oh, don't be such a baby. Blue’s been keeping an eye on us since you're far too distracted playing with your horndog.
Sanji
My…what?
Niji silently nods in agreement from where he sat, causing Sanji to slap his own cheek, taking offense at the whole idea of being left out.
Ichiji finally settles down next to the grumbling blue haired one who is still fishing.
Ichiji
Caught anything yet?
Niji
No… Cosette’s going to kill me.
Ichiji
Forget it. We’ll just buy some on our way back. She won’t know the difference.
Niji
It’s not the same!
Reiju
Let it go, Red. He won't listen if he's at the mercy of our head chef.
Ichiji smirks and ruffles Niji's head, messing up the fringe of his hair that was neatly sticking out of his metal helmet.
Niji
Stop it!
Ichiji
If you don't ask her out, I will. And if I fail–which you know I rarely do–I'll get Green in on the action.
Niji
Don't you fuckin' dare.
Doflamingo
Mr. Prince, you know that I'm still here right?
Sanji
O–oh, whoops!
Commander, could you give us a moment alone please?
The pink girl hums softly as a reply and gracefully walks off to join the two men waiting idly on the shell.
Reiju
Commander Blue, there really is no use. You can buy live ones from the market nowadays. We’ll just kill them closer to home to make it look like you caught them yourself. Or better yet–we can start our own fish farm if we can get one that’s bearing eggs.
Niji
Leave me alone and let me do this!
…Tell me about that fish farm though.
Diamante
Young master!!!
Grateful for the distraction, Doflamingo lifts his head with difficulty and sees that his first mate is wrapped in chains, held firmly by the green headed man back on his ship.
Yonji
Hey King, what do you want to do with this one? He told me they're collecting Devil Fruits but won't say why.
Sanji
Lock him up. We won't be long.
Diamante thrashes about, trying to break out of his restraints until the green head delivers a swift chop at the back of his neck which renders him unconscious immediately. He lifts him effortlessly over his shoulders and disappears behind the wreckage of his ship.
Sanji
Commanders, can I please get you to look around and retrieve those Devil Fruits from their ship?
Doflamingo
No…!
Niji
But I haven't caught anything yet!
Reiju
I literally just sat down….
Ichiji
I'll do it…I guess.
Sanji
Thank you kindly!
The red headed man lazily launches off the snail and disappears where the green man had gone somewhere in the ruins of the Numancia Flamingo.
Doflamingo attempts to sit up with his heavily bruised body. When his arms give, he falls back onto the rocky waters with a loud splash. The water up his nose and blood behind his throat causes another round of coughing fits.
He hears light splashes next to his head and sees Sanji sit down next to him, stretching his legs into the water. The blonde shuffles a hand into his breast pocket and fishes out a clean and dry handkerchief. He stretches his arm out, offering him the piece of fabric.
Sanji
Sorry about that. I like watching my siblings get along. It's not often we all take on the same mission.
Doflamingo
I hate you all so much.
Sanji
I know.
Doflamingo snatches the handkerchief off his hand and begins to clean the blood off his face. Afterwards, he discards it by tossing it over his shoulders.
Doflamingo
Why did you do this? We're just trying to get home.
Sanji pulls a cigarette from his pocket and lights it.
Sanji
Because you've been a bad, bad boy, Doffy.
Doflamingo
…Seriously?
Sanji
And you get this really cute reaction! Your face gets all scowly and angry. And those veins on your forehead really come out, like your head’s about to pop.
Doflamingo groans and rolls himself onto his elbows. As he pushes himself up, he looks up at the state of his ship and frowns.
Doflamingo
My men?
Sanji
All accounted for. Don't worry.
Doflamingo
You didn't kill any of them?
Sanji
Now where's the fun in that?
Sanji crosses his legs, watching the other man struggle to sit up. He steals a glance at the back of his shirt all torn up and his skin is covered in bruises from Reiju's attack.
Doflamingo
Give it back…
Sanji
You're going to need to be more specific than that.
Doflamingo
More speci–? My fruit! I want my Devil Fruit back!!! Like I keep saying a million times over. What else could it be?
Sanji holds up his enclosed hand and begins stating other things out loud while counting with his fingers.
Sanji
A billion Beri, that one white feather coat you like so much, condensed Seastones, a couple of expensive-looking family heirlooms back when you were a Celestial Dragon–
Doflamingo
Wait, wait, wait, wait–how much have you stolen from me?!
And why did you take my coat…?
Sanji
Only whenever you enter our side of the waters. Take it as your payment for our toll.
And…I was feeling cold and your coat just looked warm and snug.
Oh uh…just so you know, it's pink now. I tried to wash it but someone accidentally put in his red flashy underwear with it and… well….
Doflamingo’s brow twitches angrily as he feels his temperature rise.
Sanji
AHA! That! There’s that look that I love so much!
It's…dry clean only though…isn't it? Sorry.
Doflamingo
You… little piece of shit….
Sanji chuckles, ignoring the man’s angered state.
Above them, they hear a couple of splashes as the red and green haired commanders jump off the ship and land nearby. They transport large partly opened chests that contain Doflamingo's hard earned Devil Fruits from the Numancia Flamingo back to their snail ship.
Sanji
Well done, guys! Just haul them somewhere in the back.
Doflamingo
HEY! Those are mine!
Sanji
Now, now…what on earth are you planning to do with them…hmm?
Doflamingo growls and attempts to stand. Before he can push himself up, Sanji points a sharp and dangerous dagger across his throat. He stills and gulps down nervously.
Sanji
We’re still talking. Sit.
Doflamingo grits his teeth and does as he says. Feeling helpless, he crosses his arms and waits for Sanji to speak.
Sanji
Good boy.
Doflamingo
You want to talk, Mr. Prince? So talk.
Sanji pulls the dagger away and returns to sheathe it back behind his belt. Satisfied with his answer, he offers Doflamingo his cigarette.
Doflamingo cocks an eyebrow at him and takes it. He takes a long drag and exhales, trying to get himself to relax and collect himself more calmly.
Sanji
I need your help.
Doflamingo
Fuck off.
Sanji
Hear me out.
Doflamingo waves his hand that's holding the cigarette, gesturing for Sanji to keep talking.
Sanji
I need a temporary alliance again. There are things that I need to do, and I know you need something from me–several things, in fact.
Doflamingo
You mean like the Devil Fruit that’s in your pocket right now? And those other fruits that you just took from my ship?
Sanji
Among other things.
Doflamingo laughs out loud from the absurdity of Sanji’s proposal. The blonde simply smiles at his reaction and waits for him to calm down and respond.
Doflamingo
You’re barking mad if you think I’d agree to another alliance with you.
Sanji
You still think that I owe you for helping me kill my own father?
Doflamingo
Yes. And…
Doflamingo gestures to the crumbling ruins of the Numancia Flamingo behind him. Coincidentally, the largest mast collapses in itself and falls loudly to the side. The rest of the ship follows as the hull gets snapped in half and the keel practically explodes from the stress of the ruined wreckage. Slowly, one of the halves of the hull sinks into the depths of the sea.
Sanji
Again, not my fault that you didn't pay attention. I'm not the one who sent all your men to swing over and come on board. We had to defend ourselves!
Oh, don't give me that look. Quit being such a baby. It's not a good image of you. I’ll build you a new ship. It’ll be shinier! And more pink! Bird head and all!
Doflamingo
With the money you stole from me….
Sanji
Hey! How I acquired that two billion Beri is not important.
Also I know that you don’t have enough proof. My commanders are really good at covering up fingerprints and any form of evidence.
Doflamingo
You just admitted to it!!! And didn’t you say that you stole one billion…? Why is the number climbing up?
Sanji
Guilty until proven. You barely even noticed three billion Berri missing from your treasury so clearly you don’t need so much gold. Look–
Doflamingo slaps his forehead from the whole ridiculousness of the situation.
Sanji
I need to attend the Levely. And I know you have been extended an invitation for the next one.
Doflamingo grins. He laughs his deep maniacal laugh.
Doflamingo
What’s wrong? Are you offended that you didn’t get an invitation to the party?
Of course you didn't get one. You're a new king. They don't just let anyone in. It's taken years for me to properly be seen as one. Meanwhile…
All you’ve done so far in your rulership is to tear down your father’s legacy that he and your ancestors worked so hard to build. He used to take part in it. And now they're wondering what the hell you're doing to everything he owned.
Sanji
I stand by the decisions I have made and I have no regrets doing so. But…I need to be there this year. It is imperative that I attend.
Doflamingo
So what you’re saying is that you’d do anything for me to help you attend the Levely…. That I can ask you for whatever I want and you have no choice but to do as you’re told?
It was Sanji’s turn to laugh out loud. Doflamingo loses his smile at that.
Sanji
Oh no, dear. Far from that. Sure, I’m happy to discuss the terms and conditions with you for a fair exchange. I do admit that you’re my first most preferred choice though. But I’d be a fool if I don’t have any other options to turn to.
Doflamingo raises a curious brow at that.
Doflamingo
I'm your first choice? Why?
Sanji gives him a wide grin. He stands.
Sanji
So I can do this….
Slowly, Sanji lifts up a leg and straddles himself on Doflamingo’s lap. He spreads his hands out, gliding them from the tips of his shoulders to the wide of his neck.
Doflamingo makes a growling noise from the back of his throat and grips the blonde's waist, pulling him close.
Doflamingo
And you think this is enough? With everything you owe me.
Sanji
Please, you're the one who owes me. Killing Germa’s previous ruler also benefited you, Warlord .
Sanji slides his hands up to cup Doflamingo's face. He pulls him to lightly touch his nose on his, teasing him.
Doflamingo
How did you know…?
Sanji
Let's just say that I have my sources….
Sanji grinds himself over Doflamingo's erect cock, earning him a soft moan in return. Slowly, he turns his head gently to the side to face the horizon beyond them.
Sanji
And…I did escort you home. With all my commanders in tow.
Doflamingo sees small shapes in the water making splashes towards a large familiar island in the distance. When he squints his eyes, he can see his men floating on lifesavers swimming towards the shores of Dressrosa.
Doflamingo
Oh, for fuck's sake…. We were that close to home?! You said we're in your territory!
Sanji chuckles and pushes himself off the man. He walks towards the edge of the rocky surface and watches the events on the distant island.
Sanji
I am serious about that date though.
And… you know how much I'm worth.
He turns and throws Doflamingo a den-den mushi. The man catches it with a single open palmed hand.
Sanji
As for the Levely…think about what you may need from me. You've told me before that you wanted a more permanent alliance, so let's talk. Call me when you're ready.
Or you know…just for fun.
At that, Sanji walks off to return to his snail ship.
Doflamingo
Wait.
The blonde stops in his tracks and looks over his shoulder.
Doflamingo
I think I may have a way for you to get in…but you may not like it.
What are you doing tonight?
Sanji gives him a smirk.
Sanji
Oh, you know. Probably the usual stuff. Scheming. Plundering. Expanding.
I'm curious to hear as to what your plan is, Doffy. It sounds like you already took this into consideration.
Doflamingo
Want to come by and… talk? Usual time and place.
Sanji
…Talk, huh? Sure.
But you're not allowed to touch yourself until I get there.
Doflamingo
Deal.
Sanji
Oh…one last thing.
How did me and my…commanders go today? Do you think we work well together?
Doflamingo
Well enough. You're too…comfortable with each other. Too cuddly and domestic.
Sanji
No, we’re not! We’re the opposite of that! We hate each other!
Doflamingo cocks an unimpressed eyebrow at him and gestures a hand towards the now wrestling red, blue and green commanders as they try to fight for the one fishing rod they have, demanding that they each want to take a turn to show Blue “how it’s done”, while the pink one tries to pry them all apart atop the snail’s shell.
The blonde pauses then begins to laugh, walking towards them. When he nears the edge of the rocky terrain, he turns his gaze to him one last time.
Sanji
Maybe they just hate me then.
Doflamingo
If you want my advice?
Sanji
I don't think I do.
Doflamingo
Kill them. Before you get too attached. Having siblings while running a kingdom can get...complicated.
Sanji
You're mad. But…I'll keep that in mind if they give me a reason to.
Sanji winks at him, sending shivers down his spine. The blonde gives his commanders a wave, signalling them to start up the snail as he jumps on board.
Niji
Did I hear that right? That you'll kill us if we give you a reason to?
Sanji
Hey, I think you have a bite!
Niji
ACK–!
Yonji
For the record…we all heard it. It came from your horndog.
Doflamingo
What–?! Stop calling me his horndog! My name is Donquixote Doflamingo!!!
He watches the Germa vessel with all its passengers depart. They all bid him farewell in order of age.
Vinsmokes
Bye, Do–Donqui... uh… Duffy!!
Until next time, Mr. Don!
See you, loser!
Don't forget our date later, Doffy~!
Later, bird for brains!
Doflamingo
Close, but not quite.
Getting there but say the whole thing next time!
That's even worse.
I won't, Mr. Prince!
See you, Winch-for-arms.
Yonji
Not an insult, but alright!
Doflamingo can't help but smile to himself, feeling the start of an attachment to the blonde and his armada of a family. After a few moments, he sighs exasperatedly and stands on his feet.
Diamante
Young m–master…
Doflamingo looks up and sees his first mate poking his head out from the unsunk side of the wrecked ship, still coiled around in chains.
Diamante
What the hell was that all about?
Did you at least get your Devil Fruit back?
Doflamingo
…A practice run. Mr. Prince needed an assessment of his performance with his commanders so I gave it to him.
And no…I didn't get the fruit back but apparently I got a date so….
Diamante lets out a defeated sigh.
Diamante
So…what now? How are we supposed to get home?
Doflamingo
We swim.
—
Law swipes his sword upwards, clipping strands of hair from the blonde's fringe.
Sanji ducks down at the last second. A nervous sweat drops from the side of his brow as he takes several steps back.
Sanji
Getting better, Traffy. But I still need to see more of that footwork. You leave your left too open.
Law
Hmph.
Sanji
How are you feeling?
Law
I could eat….
Sanji
Yeah, alright.
Law
You're not going to insist that we keep going?
Sanji
I'm not a monster. No one starves under my watch.
Law sheaths his sword and hums in acknowledgement.
Law
So…
Sanji begins circling around him, occasionally picking up small pebbles from the ground.
Sanji
So what?
Law
How was your uh… date… with Doflamingo?
Sanji
Good.
Law
Just…good?
Sanji
Since you insisted on the details…
We had a good talk then fucked for two days straight–no…three? Something like that. We eventually needed to eat and Niji came by several times to see if I'm ready to go home.
Law
Please spare me the colourful details….
Sanji
Hey! You asked.
Law
I was asking about what happened afterwards and the Levely! Did you get what you needed from it?
Sanji
You can say that…
With a flick of his wrists, Sanji sends the pebbles in his hands to fly towards Law who grabs one end of his coat and pulls it up to his head, blocking them before they hit him.
Law
Stop that!
Sanji
What? It was one last test to see how much you've improved and if you were paying attention!
To answer your question, let's just say we both got what we wanted. It’s…when we formed a more permanent alliance and….
Law
He ate the Devil Fruit?
Sanji nods.
Sanji
Yes. The very one that he's after.
We cut it up and–
Law
Are you about to paint me a picture?
Sanji
Then I put it all over my–
Law
Please, don't.
Sanji
…Then he–
Law
Mr. Prince-ya!
Sanji
What? Talking about it helps!
Law nurses the bridge of his nose with his fingers, trying to ease the now increasing headache from having to listen to Sanji's many back stories.
Sanji takes the opportunity to flick him one last pebble but Law redirects it away from him by raising his sheathed sword slightly so it bounces off its handle.
Law
Will you quit it, Sanji-ya?!
Sanji
I promise that's the last one. Great progress today, Traffy. That'll have to do…for now.
Law
I haven't even beaten you yet….
Sanji
I know. Let's resume training after the festival.
And…please don't call me by name in public. You'll get in trouble.
Sanji pockets his hands and proceeds to walk through the path towards town. Law follows him closely behind.
Law
Why me and not you?
Sanji takes a deep breath, and looks up at the silhouette of the tree canopy against the starry sky.
Sanji
Anyone who knows my identity becomes a target from the Marines…. I can't have that with the Marimo. I was hoping that it would be secret from you for a while longer. They're relentless, and they'd do anything to learn more about me.
Law
Is…that why you haven't told him? Because he could potentially lose his Warlord status?
The blonde chuckles.
Sanji
Even if they did question him, he wouldn't know…it's the safest bet. He didn't even bother asking me about it. Can you believe it? Two decades and not one question. He just does what he's told as long as there's a fight in it so he can get better than Mihawk.
So bloody adorable…. I could squish his face. And…other things.
Law
You're trying to shield him from the Marines…the very organisation who he's working for.
Sanji
If you want to put it that way….
Law
And…I already have a bounty. The Marines are after me no matter what. As for my crew….
Sanji
I lost it in a bet.
Law looks at him in astonishment and disbelief.
Sanji
Bepo has a surprisingly good poker face, okay?! He gets all sparkly and cute with those…big teary bear eyes….
If the Marines somehow find out how much you and your crew know about me, your bounty will either increase or they'll want you only “Alive”. Both, if you piss off the wrong officer.
Law
I guess my crew has done well so far…. I had no idea that they knew.
Sanji
So…whose tongue slipped?
Law
Does it matter?
But honestly? …It was all of them, if you can believe it. I think they found your last stash of pre-made cocktails.
Sanji
Hah!
Law
And…Doflamingo?
Sanji
He begged for it so he could call my name in bed.
Law
Ugh…
Sanji
What? This is why I don't skip details on my dates! That's where the intimate details surface. I was younger and didn't realise how much it could have impacted his life…. Sometimes I do wonder if he's gotten in trouble because of it. Unless he's that good at hiding things for me….
Want to hear how it happened? It was the second time we got together. He–
Law
Please, please keep it to yourself. I really don't want the image stuck in my head of my arch nemesis doing the unmentionable.
Sanji
Are you sure? It's a good story!
Law
I'm good, thanks.
…You don't have any more feelings for him, right?
Sanji opens his mouth to say something immediately. After a few moments, he finds that he's unable to answer the question.
Law
Seriously?
After all this time? With everything he's done to you?
Sanji
Can you blame me? He's the one who got the Marines and Admirals off our backs after Sabaody. Even after finding out that I'm travelling with you.
That takes guts. And a manic amount of dedication. It's not easy to ignore his efforts.
The doctor frowns at that. He keeps his gaze straight, thinking deeply about the situation at hand.
Law
I didn't realise that he's responsible for putting out fires. I thought we'd run into more trouble by now…. The papers seem to be the only issue left.
Sanji
Morgans is my problem. I'll…have to pay him a kind visit next time I'm able to.
As for the Marines’ involvement… Doflamingo is the only one who has the connections to do what he did. I don't even know if any other Warlord has the same pull with the navy other than a former Celestial Dragon.
Law keeps quiet at that, wondering what things would be like if Corazon was still alive and how he'd personally handle incidents if it's him that's in trouble from the Marines.
He suddenly stops in his tracks and shoots a glare towards a cluster of tall bushes. Sanji takes a step behind him, studying his reaction. He purposely drops his guard to give the doctor an opportunity to prove himself.
Sanji
Talk to me, Traffy. What do you see? What do you feel?
Law
I feel…odd. Like…my instincts are telling me to fight or flee….
Right now it's…both? Like I have to stand my ground. It…my body wants to find out more.
Sanji hovers a hand over Law's shoulder and gently clasps it. He gives him a gentle shake.
Sanji
Try to relax. Don't fight it. Let that instinct guide your senses. Just go with the flow.
Whatever's behind that bush might not want you to see it just yet. But that's the next step. You need to feel around it to identify it. Sort of like deducing through the process of elimination.
So tell me… what do you see?
Law
Ugh… that just makes it a bit more complicated but I think I get the idea.
I see… a very grumpy… very angry… is that… a ball of… grass?
A familiar green-headed swordsman emerges from behind the bushes, stumbling forwards and lands face first into the ground. His hair and clothes are disheveled and filthy from the jungle.
Sanji
Close. It's a Marimo!
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Bonus Art Closeups
Notes:
"The Other Side" Hazbin Hotel cover is stuck in my head while drawing that cover ❤️
Chapter 18: Special: The Vinsmoke Siblings
Summary:
Here's some backstory and some concept artwork about The Vinsmoke siblings from this universe!
It's coming up to a point where I really needed to flesh out important info that I need to keep coming back to in order to write the story more consistently. I've always wanted to do this, plus I needed a break writing the rest of the chapters from the main storyline.
Enjoy!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Here’s some facts about the Vinsmoke siblings from a reality where Reiju was born without emotions:
- Sanji was kept in his father's dungeon to rot away. At 13 years old, he was abandoned for dead on some random island somewhere in the North where he was found and enslaved by pirate slavers.
- At 17 years of age, Sanji rallied his fellow slave comrades to overpower the pirates who owned them. He became known as the notorious Mr. Prince and is feared throughout the North.
- This caught the attention of Doflamingo, who, after several “run-ins" with the former slave, agreed to help him take on Germa 66.
- Thanks to their combined forces and Doflamingo’s Underworld connections, they defeated Germa where Sanji killed his own father for not allowing him to visit his own mother’s grave.
- As an act of vengeance, Sanji captured, kept his siblings under lock and key, and forced them into iron helmets just as they did with him.
- As soon as he crowned himself King, Sanji released his siblings to work under his command. Their genetic programming forced them to do as they are told. By using them, Sanji expanded his territory in the North through war and other means of control. His influence and power remain unchallengeable to this day. He became known throughout the world as the Pirate King of the North.
- Due to their prolonged exposure to the Seastones embedded in the iron helmets, the Vinsmoke siblings discovered that they’re able to feel emotions, and effectively break rules in their genetic programming–two of which are feeling empathy and the ability to refuse direct orders from their Pirate King.
- They resented their own brother for killing their former king and father, but they understood his intentions and had chosen to stay by his side.
- They’re not a perfect family, but they’re all trying. Like having weekly Friday game nights that Sanji hosts himself.
- Playing Monopoly is banned from game night but strip poker is okay if Ichiji brings enough men, women, and anyone in between to play along.
Reiju
- Reiju is Sanji’s right hand man, Adviser, Underworld Informant and Broker. She is next in line to the throne.
- Whenever she sees Fishmen, she passes out from blood loss through her nose.
- She wanted Sanji to marry Prince Fukaboshi but due to complications in political and racial statures, the engagement was called off. Sanji’s relationship with the mermaid prince was permanently terminated due to him killing Hody Jones and Vander Decken IX to liberate Fish-Man Island from their tyrannical rule.
- But that’s okay because she has eyes on Prince Ryuboshi or Manboshi for herself.
- She relentlessly tries to persuade her king brother to settle down and have kids for the “greater good”.
- Her helmet was designed in honour of their late mother and father. It resonates qualities of their beauty and tenacity–both admirable and dangerous in their own ways.
- She is the main reason as to why Monopoly is banned from game night. Her bargaining and BS game is on point. A lot of expensive furniture did not survive the onslaught of their collective family rage.
Ichiji
- Ichiji is known as the Warmonger Prince from the North.
- He acts as Sanji’s High General and is in charge of strategizing for and controlling Germa’s military forces.
- He has the second highest bounty among the Vinsmoke siblings, amounting B2,250,000,000. He purposely exposes himself to the public to take some of the fire off Sanji and his siblings.
- He refuses to upgrade his Raid Suit and helmet, stating that he’s taking it upon himself to redeem his family's regrettable actions for abusing Sanji the way they did. Sanji thinks this is stupid but respects his decision anyway.
- Because of this, he is completely uncontactable during missions unless it’s through means of a transponder snail or letters by post.
- He’s become so powerful that he keeps burning off his own outdated cloak, which needs replacing every now and then.
- His siblings hate playing chess with him because he never loses.
- He has semi-regular orgy parties throughout the Grand Line and the New World. Private invitations only. Bookings are essential. BYO towels. Complimentary champagne on arrival.
Niji
- Niji is Germa’s Chief Scientist and Lead Engineer. He oversees all scientific progress for the family.
- He gets along really well with Caesar Clown but he refuses to call him his friend.
- He is considered a master swordsman but he doesn’t actually need swords when out on missions. “More tools for the arsenal” he says. In truth, he just thinks they make him look cooler.
- An exception was made for him to be the only one whose helmet doesn’t cover his entire head as he likes to tinker with it on a regular basis, making it the most technologically advanced out of the four. This makes him the most emotionally sensitive as well.
- As he is the fastest among the five, he often swoops in to rescue his siblings out of tight situations.
- He sometimes works as an Informant and Undercover Agent along with Reiju.
- Such missions include being Sanji’s doppelganger every now and then, much to his dismay. He curses the fact that Ichiji and Yonji both have “gorilla bodies”.
- He has been crazy in love with Cosette for many years but doesn’t know it.
- Niji likes to use Yonji as a guinea pig to test out new Raid Suit upgrades
and not at all to get his attention and spend more time with him because he doesn't know why he hates him now.
Sanji
- He is the crown king and ruler of–
Niji
Damn it, Sanji! You have to wear your Raid Suit to join the profiling!
Sanji
But I look hotter like this~
Niji
No, you don’t! Fuck off!
Yonji
- He refuses any sort of promotion from Reiju and Ichiji as he prefers to keep his military rank as Major, commanding only a select few elite soldiers under his wing.
- Physically, he’s considered the strongest out of the five.
- He doesn’t like wearing his helmet so his siblings work hard on making it look as rad as possible to encourage him.
- If he was being completely honest with himself, he doesn’t know what to do with all these “feelings”.
- Aside from Ichiji, he prefers to work with his comrades in arms rather than his own siblings.
- He secretly hates Reiju for enabling Sanji to do whatever he wants to do.
- He secretly hates Niji for winning over Cosette’s heart.
- He secretly hates Sanji for stealing his best friend.
- But what he does like is to read Sogeking comics on WENP and has his full anime and manga collection.
- He dislikes a lot of things but secretly thinks Ichiji is cool.
- Because of his tendency to turn down missions, Sanji and Reiju refuse to give him extra allowance so he works a part-time job of being a model for Pappag and Camie’s Criminal fashion line.
Notes:
That’s all folks! Thanks for checking it out. I hope you enjoyed the special!
Sanji’s profile is Chapter 1
Chapter 19
Notes:
Thank you for the wait dear readers! I totally did not re-write this five times and revised the images at least twice. I wanted to get it right. My writing was getting progressively too long and over-detailed so I thought I'd try to compact it a bit more.
Good day and enjoy!
Chapter Text
To Zoro’s disappointment, Sanji didn’t want to take part in the Festival of Lights. He had insisted on helping Conis run the food stall for Pumpkin Cafe at the night market, wanting to use it as an opportunity to make more meals with the leftover sky shark meat and other foraged ingredients that they acquired during their journey to Upper Yard so that he could give them away as he didn’t want any to go to waste.
Zoro knew there was more to it than that. His gut feeling told him that the blonde wanted to distance himself from him and Law because he had a lot on his mind and, if the opportunity presents itself, possibly go someplace he shouldn’t be. The swordsman didn’t want to leave his side but Wyper and Conis assured him that they would keep him company so that he and the doctor could go about town and enjoy the Skypiean holiday. In the end, he gives in but only to fetch himself his own paper lantern to offer his prayers to the departed. It’s been a while since he visited Kuina’s grave and he thought that dedicating some time for her is the least he could do. Law joined him to fetch his own, no doubt to offer his prayers to Corazon.
At the strike of midnight, Gan Fall rings the Golden Bell, signaling the start of the main event. Skypieans collectively leave the market to begin their trek to find their preferred spots along the cloud river, either inside or outside town so that they may light and release their lanterns to float down the stream. With their own folded in their pockets, Zoro and Law waited by the city’s main gates where Wyper and Conis eventually met up with them.
Conis
Sorry to keep you waiting! We had a lot of customers. That stir fry Northy made was an absolute hit! Everyone’s calling it the new delicacy. He handed them out for free then gave away the recipe to everyone too! I told him he should write a book–
Zoro
Conis, where is he?
Conis freezes and stares at him in confusion while Wyper increasingly looks positively horrified.
Wyper
Shit.
Conis
Is he not with you ?
Zoro grimaces painfully and Law slaps a hand on his forehead, nearly knocking the cap off his head.
Conis
But he said that he’s going straight to you two after we’re done at the stall!
Wyper
He clearly lied, Conis.
Zoro
You two promised to keep an eye on him! We were only gone for half an hour!
Conis
I’m so, so sorry!!! There was a lot of fuss from the residents after you left. When the citizens realised how nice he is, they all started asking him for autographs and then next thing we knew, there was a whole line in queue waiting and–and–!
Law raises a hand up to the now rambling woman who is clearly in panic and looks very guilty about the whole thing.
Law
Calm down. Take a deep breath….
Conis stops herself and follows his advice, breathing in and exhaling slowly to compose himself.
Wyper sighs and runs his hand over his face in exasperation.
Wyper
This is my fuckin’ fault. He’s very…persuasive. The guy knows how to charm like nothing else.
Zoro
Nice guarding skills there, Wyper of the God’s Guards.
Wyper
What the hell did you just say?!
Law
Stop it, you two. That's not going to help with the situation.
Did he say anything before he left? Do you have any idea where he might have gone?
Conis
He said he was feeling overwhelmed with all the residents asking him all sorts of questions and needed to go somewhere quiet for a smoke break. Wyper went with him but…
All eyes bore on the warrior who flinches as his face turns scarlet red. Zoro’s eye twitches impatiently at the man’s hesitancy to speak. He takes a step in front of him to urge him on.
Zoro
Well?
Wyper
We just…talked for a bit but then…one thing led to another and he… erm….
Zoro takes a sharp breath in but remains quiet to give him a chance to explain himself while Law simply rolls his eyes at getting an idea of where the warrior’s story is heading.
Wyper shifts uncomfortably and rubs the back of his neck. He briefly meets Zoro’s intimidating eye but averts his gaze quickly.
Wyper
We…went into the jungle… made out and… and he said that he wanted to make things more exciting so he said that he’ll just go and get…well, you….
Zoro shuts his eye tight and clenches his fists, fighting the urge to grab Wyper by the neck to throw him off a cliff for falling for something as foolish as that. Though he can't say that he fully blames him, having been seduced into doing something to the Pirate King's advantage in the past before.
Conis
Oh… Wyper….
Law
That does sound like something he would do…but why the hell didn’t you go with him?
Wyper
…He may have somehow coerced me to get tied up on a tree…. I had to free myself when I realised he wasn’t coming back.
Conis
Wyper!
Wyper
He’s fuckin’ hot, okay?! Give me a break!
Suddenly, Zoro grabs Wyper by the buckles of his armour and yanks him forcibly nose to nose.
Zoro
No, you had one job and you failed miserably!
Wyper grunts as he gets hoisted off the ground by the enraged swordsman. The crowd around them stops abruptly at the disturbance but the warrior chooses to not fight back. Zoro raises a fist to deliver a blow but halts, his fists shaking from anger.
Wyper
Y–you’re right. I’m… sorry, Zoro. I am. It’s never my intention to get between you two. He said you'd be up for it. I didn’t–
Zoro
That’s not why I’m angry at you! I already know that he fools around. I’m angry because he’s been through so much shit and now he’ll–
Realising that there is now a crowd surrounding them, including some of Wyper’s men, Zoro forces himself to release the warrior and calm himself. He growls and begins stomping off through the gates.
Wyper
Wait, let me help you look for him!
Zoro
No, you’ve done enough. Traffy, let’s go.
Law huffs in annoyance but follows suit, leaving behind an extremely flustered Wyper and a worried Conis at the other side.
—
Zoro trudges through the dark jungle in a rush, hurdling over thick bushes downhill off trail with Law tailing behind him calmly.
Law
Zoro-ya, do you even know where you’re going?
Zoro
No, but I'm never lost with him around. He's definitely this way.
Law
How the hell do you know? Give me a moment to scan. It’ll be much quicker.
Zoro
No. If he’s with who I think he might be, we’d get caught.
Zoro stops in his tracks and holds a hand up, tilting his face left and right slowly. Law follows his instruction and keeps quiet, feeling frustrated that he doesn’t know why the swordsman is suddenly so confident in finding his way around. He tries using his observation haki just as he practiced earlier, but he detects no immediate presence in the area. There’s very little vision over this wilder side of Upper Yard and the only noises he hears are the sound of crickets chirping loudly and the trees’ rustling leaves in the wind.
After a short pause, he feels a subtle sensation in the air but it goes as quickly as it came. It felt like a soft flutter of a heartbeat that waves past them.
Law
Is that–?
Zoro
That’s him.
Zoro continues his way in the general direction where the source of the sensation came from with the doctor tailing behind him, slicing dense foliage out of the way as he walks.
Law
I can’t feel it anymore. I thought you can only pick up the presence if someone is nearby?
Zoro
It’s… hard to explain.
The two take a brief pause in conversation as they slide down particularly slippery rocks, taking the direction where the crow flies to find Sanji as quickly as possible.
Zoro
Before all this…back when we used to fight, he purposely got me lost so I have no choice but to find him. He enjoyed being chased.
Law
Oh?
Zoro
He does this…thing with his haki…. He flexes it but doesn’t hold it. He purposely keeps it weak to avoid unwanted detection and giving his position away too quickly. To the ordinary man and even most haki users, they can’t feel it unless you really focus on it. You felt it just now, right?
Law
It felt like a heartbeat. I would have thought it’s just a butterfly going by. You’re certain it’s him?
Zoro
Yes.
Law
I hope you’re right. Your sense of direction isn’t exactly the best.
Zoro
Shut up. He’s done this to get me to find him many times. If he’s using it right now, he wants to be found.
The sensation eventually leads them to a small river of clouds up on a hill. Zoro takes a moment to study their surroundings when he detects a familiar presence. Positive that it’s the person they have been looking for, he picks up the pace.
When he slices the last layer of thick foliage in front of them, he feels a wave of relief wash over him at seeing the blonde kneeling in front of a cloud stream by a clearing overlooking the White Sea. In front of him is a lit paper lantern.
The swordsman emerges from the treeline and stomps over, stopping a short distance behind Sanji. He opens his mouth to give him a word or two about running off on his own but notices that the blonde has his eyes closed and is in the middle of his prayers. Instead of interrupting, he shuts his jaw and crosses his arms, sighing in defeat.
Sanji
Join me?
Zoro’s eyes soften. He nods silently. When he looks behind him, he notices Law staring at the dark jungle where they had just been. There is a hint of concern on his face.
Zoro
Tra-guy, We’re setting off the lanterns here. Are you joining?
Law furrows his brows as he takes a reluctant step towards the dark.
Zoro
Everything okay?
Law
Y–yeah. I thought I saw…. Never mind.
The doctor turns his heel and joins the two by the river. Zoro and Law settle on both sides of the blonde, retrieve and unfold the paper lanterns from their pockets and light its inner wicks. They close their eyes and begin quiet prayers of their own.
After a moment, they lay their lanterns together to flow down the gentle stream which joins up with the larger body of clouds downhill. As they stand up and watch the three orbs travel, hundreds of lit lanterns begin to follow, flowing past them and lighting up their surroundings brightly. The stream eventually meets the White Sea, where the lanterns scatter from different points of the island.
Soon, the entirety of Skypiea is lit. The lanterns look like twinkling stars moving slowly below them–surreal and hypnotising. As the trio watches, fully tantalised by the view, they feel a gentle change in weather which lifts the lanterns up to the higher skies.
It was a sight to behold. It was as if the island itself was alive, and it felt like they were watched over by the souls they had prayed to. They stand in amazement, unable to tear their gazes away from the spectacular view.
Sanji
Thank you.
The two look at him curiously as he speaks softly. He sniffs once and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
Sanji
I didn’t realise that I needed this. This was a good idea.
Zoro notices his golden hair shine brighter than ever before, lit by the lanterns past his head. When the wind blows the fringe off his face, he sees it. Two wide orbs–big, blue, and full of hope and determination. It looks as though he had suddenly changed like something sparked a fire inside of him. Unable to resist the urge, the swordsman reaches out and entwines their pinkie fingers, only to be surprised when the blonde clasps their hands together.
Seeing that the couple is having an intimate moment, Law turns his heel to leave them be. He considers calling the Heart Pirates to ensure their safety, and to suggest that they look up to the skies to witness the spectacle that is the Festival of Lights.
—
The following morning was brighter than the last. Sanji was up early to use the last of their stocked items to make his signature fried rice–a dish he liked serving on lazy mornings to his siblings whenever Cosette is out on leave. It was a good opportunity to revamp some of the older ingredients they had, and adding what's left of the meat should offer a generous amount of protein for the strenuous day ahead.
While plating the meal, he thinks of Niji and feels his heart sink. A wave of anxiousness washes over him. He considers leaving the swordsman and the doctor to continue on their own to look for him.
He was glad to have the opportunity to spend the night with the swordsman. He has made a decision that this would be the last. Though he might find himself unable to seek out future partners. His heart would be too heavy to do so.
Zoro and Law eventually emerge from their sleeping quarters and sit at the table. They eat in bliss, enjoying Sanji's delicious meal and drinks that never disappoint. Zoro caught up the blonde with the town's festivities that he missed out on, including details of his talks with the other Skypieans who he hadn't seen since the Straw Hats liberated the country from Enel’s rule.
After the swordsman’s story, Law clears his throat.
Law
I received news from the Heart Pirates last night. Nothing too urgent, but I have messages for you both.
The two continue their meals, listening intently.
Law
First, I gave them an update about your encounter with Doflamingo. Least to say, they're very worried about you and they wanted me to pass on the message that they hope that you're well and that your ex is an absolute ass–Penguin’s words.
Sanji
Aww, that's so sweet!
Law
Secondly, Prince Fukaboshi kidnapped Shachi for questioning.
Zoro and Sanji
What?!?
Law
He's back in the sub and is in good health. Though…a little shaken by your ex-fiance.
Zoro
His what now?
Sanji
Shush! Please continue.
Law
They talked it out over drinks after the whole interrogation. It sounds like they’re on good terms now after a brief misunderstanding. It was, according to Bepo, “a lot of fun”. Prince Fukaboshi had some intrigui ng stories about you and your siblings, Mr. Prince-ya.
Sanji
O–oh…
Law
Anyway, they've been trying to find you since Saobody. They've been tracking the Polar Tang and the army has finally caught up.
Sanji
And…what did they want with me?
Law
Apparently you have a very protective ally. He wanted himself and his elite army of fish folk to join us in our travels since he heard of your run-in with the Celestial Dragon. They've been keeping the Pacifistas at bay, and even deterred all of Doflamingo's forces from getting too close.
Sanji begins choking at a particularly large piece of meat stuck behind his throat. He punches his chest a couple of times before downing the rest of the contents with his glass of pumpkin juice.
Sanji
Of course they did. That bloody idiot.
You didn't tell him that we ate sky shark, did you? He's kind of a half shark. I never know how merfolk react to that sort of thing.
Law
Uhm…no.
But, Mr. Prince-ya, it really sounds like there's already a war going on. Germa and The Neptune Army against Dressrosa. The Marines have backed off. I think they're hoping that the three kingdoms will wreck each other by themselves.
Sanji
Not quite. They'll do the usual and swoop in at the last second to steal the victory so they come out as heroes in the papers. Then they'll ask for an “alliance”, demanding resources in return for their “aid”. Fuckin’ leaches.
Before we head off, doctor, I'll need to borrow your snail so I can talk to Fukaboshi. I must get my High General involved while we're up here.
Zoro
Another sibling?
Sanji
Ichiji. You’ve met him but Traffy hasn't. Remember the first time I proposed? He was the commander who escorted me. The man can win a war in his sleep. Never play drunken chess with the fucker.
Law
Right.
And…for the last bit of news is for you, Zoro-ya.
Zoro
Hah?
Zoro's food drops sloppily onto his plate from his spoon, his half-full mouth left agape as he stares at Law in surprise.
Law
I uh…got a message from Luffy.
Zoro
Luffy?! Tell me everything!
Law
No, I can't tell you everything!!! Most of it is…for me.
Zoro and Sanji
Gross.
Law
Ack–! You're one to talk!!! Again, couldn't you have kept it down last night?
Sanji
Absoluuuutely not.
Zoro
He's a screamer. He was feeling good.
Sanji
So was your ass, I bet.
Zoro
Surprisingly, yes.
Law
Oh for the love of–I don't want to hear it!
Sanji waves his hand in dismissal then wipes his mouth clean with a cloth.
Law
Anyway, he's officially calling to get the Straw Hat crew back together.
Zoro's jaw drops once more but in excitement, speechless from the news. He grins widely at that and begins laughing. Sanji smiles slightly at this, feeling positive that he made the right call. It seems as though fate has decided that today is their last day together, and that their paths will all divert apart as he predicted.
Zoro
FUCK YES! Did he say when?
Law
A year from now. He wants to meet up at Fish-Man Island with you lot since there’s a lot of political turmoil currently happening in Sabaody Archipelago. Apparently he's found a reliable chef and a skilled helmsman for the crew. Though…to be honest, he didn't sound too happy with the cook but your navigator gave him an ultimatum. Either you travel with one or she wouldn't rejoin. Something about maintaining food and resources.
Zoro's smile drops and he stares at his food for a moment, thinking. After a brief pause, he looks up, grinning.
Zoro
Whoever it is, since our captain has doubts, I'll get the current cook fired so Curls can replace him.
Law
Huh. Not a bad plan, coming from you, green goblin.
Zoro
Hah?!
Sanji
You'll do no such thing. My kingdom is at war, remember?
Zoro
Yeah but it won't be a year from now. I'll make sure–
Sanji
MARIMO!
Sanji angrily slams his fist on the wooden table. The two look at him with concern.
Sanji
I cannot, and will not join your crew. We've talked about this! I hate to break it to you, but wars can last a lifetime. I mean, look at us! Two decades of that nonsense!
Zoro
Sure, it's nonsense, but if you let us help you, I'm confident Luffy can help take down Doflamingo. I mean, you've seen what Nami is capable of and she's not even one of our usual fighters!
Sanji
With all due respect, Demon Warlord, but the Straw Hats are only getting together in a year but the war is happening right now and I'm already late for it. This conversation ends here.
—
Near the entrance of Upper Yard's city, the now chainless Sanji clasps Gan Fall's hand in his, placing an eternal compass and a strip of paper with a combination of numbers for his transponder snail.
Sanji
Thanks, old man. For everything. If your people need us for anything, Germa will answer your call. Or you know, if you just want to hang out and get high.
From afar, Conis bellows out angrily, making the two men flinch.
Conis
I heard that!!
Gan Fall
Bahahaha! And you with Skypiea. You will sorely be missed, my boy. How are your wounds?
Sanji
I'm still a little sore, but nothing I can't handle.
Gan Fall
Goodness, you heal fast! It must be that doctor working his magic! He's a good one.
And…before I forget. When you see the old girl, three buds should do the trick. You don't want to take too much or you'll be out of action for at least a whole day. Trust me, I've been there. I haven't heard the end of it from Conis yet.
Sanji chuckles as he claps Gan Falls shoulder and gives it a reassuring shake. They turn their heels then walk together, returning to the city's main gates where a crowd of residents have clustered around Zoro and Law to take turns saying their goodbyes. When they get close, the doctor turns to them and bows his head down in greeting.
Law
Gan Fall. Mr. Prince-ya, did you get directions?
Sanji
Partly. No one knows where Nola's old burrow is but I have a reliable lead.
Gan Fall
It sounds as though your Pirate King here knows how to find your Marine friend. You three are always welcome to return whenever you desire! I hope Wyper hasn't left a sour taste in your mouth….
Wyper
Hey!
Sanji
Hah! Not at all, my friend. In another world, perhaps it would have worked out. He's a good man, Gan Fall. But in this reality, my heart only belongs to one.
Gan Fall
Oh, to be young again! Next time you visit, I'll make sure to relay my share of romances. Believe it or not, I'm also guilty of the tie-up-and-run tactic that you pulled last night. Once on the receiving end! Hah!
Sanji
I look forward to it! It's so mean but it works so well, doesn't it?
Gan Fall
Indeed! The reaction is the best. Did you get a look at his face?
Sanji
No. By the time he realised it, I was already hundreds of leagues away.
Gan Fall
Atta boy!
Wyper’s face flushes deep red as the two kings laugh out loud at the expense of his dignity.
Sanji
Oh, don't be such a baby. We're extremely grateful for all of your help. Here.
Sanji leans over and places a soft kiss on Wyper's cheek. The warrior blinks at him speechlessly, feeling his heart rate increase.
Sanji
Are we good?
Wyper
Y–yeah. Be safe and thanks for the Germa flag. We shall raise it with pride. God's Guards stand with you.
Not far from where they stood, Zoro was bidding farewell to Conis and his other friends.
Conis
Safe travels, Zoro! I really wish that you could stay longer….
Kamakiri
We'll save some more sake for you next time.
Zoro
I'd like that. Stay out of trouble, you lot.
Aisa
Can you believe Raki still doesn't let me drink?
Raki
And you never will! Here, swordsman. I've brought your ride.
The dark haired woman steps aside as the crowd behind her follows suit, parting themselves to allow a giant yellow dog to trot towards him. As soon as he sees Zoro, his tail wags in excitement then takes a run, knocking down the swordsman to the ground to give him big slobbery kisses across his body.
Zoro
Argh!! Gross!!! Get him off me!
The residents laugh at the sight and start pointing their fingers at Zoro, knowing full well what the big blonde creature is like. Sanji overhears the commotion and joins in on the mockery. He pulls out the photo camera from his pack and snaps photos of the swordsman and the large creature in action.
Raki
Holy!!! No! Bad dog! You can say hi but no licking!
Holy…down!
At that Holy immediately sits down, pinning the swordsman’s lower body under his large furry bum.
Zoro
Raki!!!
Raki
AAH! I made it worse!!!
—
After bidding everyone their goodbyes (and with Zoro having fresh new clothes), the trio proceed on foot westward with Holy following them behind. Wyper's scouts had reported that Nola was last seen napping on one of her usual spots that way. They would have ridden the dog sooner but Law wanted to take his time to soak in everything that Skypiea had to offer on the home stretch.
Sanji
So, doctor? Excited to see Corazon?
Law
More than anything.
Chapter 20
Notes:
I have been practically crawling to get to this point of the story. I thought it deserved a cheeky animation. Enjoy!
Chapter Text
Law
This is it.
Sanji nods in agreement.
Sanji
Yeah….
Law
We've found it.
Zoro remains quiet, looking ahead with the usual impassive expression on his face.
Law
I couldn't believe my own eyes.
Sanji
There's nothing else in the world quite like it.
Law
We've finally found a creature with a worse sense of direction than you, Zoro-ya.
Zoro feels his face heat in annoyance. He grits his teeth and yells back at them.
Zoro
Shut up! I'm not that bad!!!
Law
Yes, you are!!!
Zoro and Law begin tugging and pulling at each other behind Sanji, creating a commotion that makes Holy growl in frustration. The three had been riding on the back of the blonde dog for a couple of hours now and are starting to get sore and cranky. They’re currently travelling through a wide open path, seemingly getting nowhere. Sanji stands on the dog’s back calmly, carefully studying their surroundings.
Sanji
Wyper said that Nola's usual napping spot is a thirty minute dog run from the city. We should have been there by now.
Zoro and Law continue to wrestle, ignoring the blonde's words, too focused on grabbing hairs, pushing faces and whatever they can see and do that would irritate the other.
Sanji raises a brow and looks behind him to see why he didn't get a response. Upon discovering their tangled state, he rolls his eyes and returns his gaze forwards.
Sanji
Holy, sit.
The dog barks and obeys his command immediately. Zoro and Law yell as they tumble off the creature and land on the ground roughly. Their backpacks burst open from the fall, scattering their belongings around them. Sanji simply hops off and lands on his feet gracefully.
Zoro and Law
WHAT THE HELL?!?
Zoro
What is wrong with you, Dartbrows?!
Law
A little heads up would have been appreciated!
Sanji flicks his hair and smirks at them with a cheeky smile, resting one of his hands on a curved hip.
Sanji
When I talk, pay attention.
Zoro and Law
THE FUCK WE WILL!!
Sanji
Savages! You have no manners at all!
Whatever. Stay here–or get lost. I don't care. I'm going up a tree to get our bearings.
He crouches down on the ground and launches upwards, vanishing in an instant. While waiting, the two repack their fallen belongings, grumbling and tossing the odd rock and sticks at each other's heads whenever they see the opportunity.
They hear a rustling of tree leaves as Sanji jumps and swings down onto the ground. He unsheathes the blades from his claw gauntlet and fixes his disheveled hair.
Sanji
I had my suspicions and I'm afraid that they're correct. We've been going around in circles. For the last hour and a half at the very least.
Law
This is what we get for trusting a brainless beast.
Zoro
Way to get us lost, idiot.
Holy whimpers and droops his head sadly.
Sanji smacks Zoro and Law at the back of their heads with an angry snarl on his face.
Zoro and Law
ACK–!
Sanji
STOP IT! You're making him sad!!!
He clears his throat and straightens up as the other two nurse the bumps on their heads.
Sanji
Now, you two will apologise to him because he's actually taken us where we need to be.
Zoro scratches his head in confusion while Law taps his own shoulder a couple of times with his sword, deep in thought.
Sanji walks to the middle of the wide open path, turns to face them then holds his arms out, as if presenting something magnificent.
Sanji
This.
This is the width of Nola's body.
Law
What?
Zoro and Law stare at Sanji in disbelief then look left and right to process the news. After a brief pause, the swordsman eases and speaks.
Zoro
I know Nola's massive but….
Sanji
We've been going around in circles because she's coiled herself to sleep.
Law
Now that you mention it…
Law observes the treeline at a distance. He sees evidence of movement where Nola allegedly knocked down trees and glided over rock formations.
Law
You might be right. We've been walking in what may be her nest for ages and didn't even realise it.
Sanji
Right?!
Law
Zoro-ya, you said you've come face to face with her before when your crew got eaten.
Zoro
Yes.
Sanji
She did what now?
Law
Is this how big she really is? She's…enormous.
Zoro
To be honest…I remember her being a little smaller. Still massive in size but… I didn't realise she's still growing.
Sanji
They are ancient creatures. Thousands of years old. I don't remember reading anything about giant snakes dying of old age. I’m not sure if anyone knows when and if they stop growing at all.
Zoro
Huh.
There is a moment of silence as the three take in the information, still bewildered at how massive the snake really is. After a while, Law's expression turns into a sour frown as he brings his attention to Holy.
Law
Why the hell didn't you tell us that we're here?
Holy stands up and barks excitedly, his tail wagging wildly at him as if trying to explain himself.
Sanji
…Because we told him to take us to Nola's sleeping spot but didn't tell him to stop. That's why he's been walking around in it endlessly…. He would have kept going if we hadn’t told him otherwise.
Holy barks once more, as if agreeing. Sanji laughs and buries his entire body around his fluffy chest for a big cuddle.
Sanji
Because he's a good boy! Who's a good boy?! You are, yes you are!
The giant dog lowers his face to return Sanji's affection, rubbing his muzzle against him.
Zoro
No, he's not! He didn't tell us that we're here!
Law
I agree. If he was smart like they say he is, he wouldn't have taken things too literally–
Sanji
He’s a good dog who did what he was told. NOW, APOLOGISE!!!
Sanji delivers another smack across their heads, layering a secondary bump on top of their existing ones. Zoro and Law guiltily bow to the dog.
Zoro
We're sorry.
Law
Please accept our sincerest apology.
The blonde creature barks and wags his tail in appreciation.
—
Finding the giant snake took no time for Holy. They kept their commands concise and very specific. The dog had great tracking skills, so much so that Sanji considers getting one of his own. Law agreed, pointing out that there would be at least one member of the party who would actually follow his orders without question for a change.
When they hear loud slithering and hissing in the distance, they dismiss Holy to return home but not without leaving him a generous amount of snacks as reward for his work. They proceed to the source of sound beyond a hill, only to find that there is no sign of life aside from the occasional bird and small critter. Suddenly, it had gone quiet.
Law
How can something so huge be so elusive?
Zoro sees a large trench overlooking the White Sea nearby. He approaches it and cautiously peeks over the edge. It is layered with thick fog but when he squints his eye, he sees a thin line of a long cloud river at the very bottom. As he shifts his foot, he observes that the ground is loose, evident by the occasional boulders and trees that fall off the unstable ground along its lengthy span. He could barely see the debris splash far down below.
Zoro
NOLA!!
His loud voice echoes through the open earth for some time then it is quiet once more, setting an eerie sensation around them.
Sanji
Creepy. So cool.
The ground begins to rumble and they see something shine from far below. Large sharp eyes snap open, staring back at them with a ghostly glow behind the thick of the fog. Sanji and Law flinch at the intimidating sight.
Zoro
Can we talk to you?
The gigantic snake grumbles lowly in response as it scales up the rocky trench towards them. The three run away from the edge to make way as the Nola reaches the top, crashing over a vast area with trees and foliage. She coils herself comfortably around the hill then stretches her neck to look down on them.
Sanji
Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.
She’s a lot bigger up close.
Law
What…what's the plan, Zoro-ya?
Zoro
Nola!! Do you remember me?
Nola lowers her head gently so her nose is at the same level as Zoro's. Unsure of her temperament, Sanji and Law keep their distance behind the swordsman as the snake carefully studies him, slightly poking her tongue out to sniff. Her giant pupils dilate as she makes an approving groan and shakes her scale in a friendly manner. She nods in response.
Zoro
Good. Nola, these are my fr–
The snake suddenly surges her head onto the swordsman. She makes cheerful purring noises as she rubs her cheek against him roughly.
Zoro
Argh!! Wait!!
Just as Holy did, Nola pins Zoro onto the ground to shower him with affection. The swordsman screams and yells, unable to move under the creature's mountainous weight.
Sanji tries to hide a giggle but ends up snickering and snorting. He shuffles through his pockets and retrieves his camera to take pictures of the suffocating swordsman.
Sanji
Second time’s a charm! They really love you up here, don't they?
Zoro
Help…me! Nola, you're crushing my body!
Nola pulls herself back and stretches her neck high and mighty. She roars a booming guttural sound so loud that it shakes the earth they're standing on. The three cover their ears to protect themselves. As noisy as it may be, it didn't seem threatening or territorial but is more of a greeting of sorts. When she finishes, she eases and adjusts her tail so they're under the protection of her massive coil, knocking down more trees and rocks along the way.
Sanji
If anyone asks, it wasn't me.
Zoro
Nola! We need your help.
The swordsman pushes himself up and pats the dirt off himself, ruffling his hair to remove loose dirt and leaves in it.
Zoro
We need to get to your old burrow. Do you remember where you were born?
Nola tenses, as if seemingly hesitating to respond. Sanji and Law can feel that she is eyeing them cautiously.
Zoro reads the atmosphere and speaks up.
Zoro
These are my friends. You can trust them.
Gan Fall said there might be some ancient ruins where your home was. We're not here to cause any trouble. We just want to see it and get out.
Nola coils herself a little tighter and lowers down, moving her head close to Sanji who freezes when the snake’s tongue touches his chest. The contact felt so light it was as if a feather brushed over his skin. He could practically see and smell her towering fangs from where he stood.
Sanji
Uh… hi?
Zoro
Don't panic. She's just getting to know you.
Satisfied, Nola turns her attention to Law who has a little sweat on the side of his brow. His grip tightens around the handle of his sword.
The snake recoils at the sight of his blade and hisses at him.
Zoro
No weapons. She doesn't like them. Drop it or put it away.
Not wanting to offend the snake further, Law throws his sword on the ground. Appreciative of the gesture, Nola continues to sniff him just as she did with Sanji. For some reason, she lingers close to him longer and begins purring deep happy noises from the back of her throat.
Law
Erm…what's going on?
Zoro
I don't know…. I've never seen her do this.
Sanji
I think she just really likes you. That's a first.
Law
What the hell do you mean–? Oi!
Nola begins rubbing her cheeks against him, forcing Law down on the ground.
Law
Ack–! My…bits!!
Sanji takes more photos, grinning widely behind the camera.
After an unexplained, very confusing and long cuddle session with Nola, Law frees himself by teleporting behind the blonde.
Law
For fucks sake–just tell her to take us to her old burrow!
Nola's massive head begins to make its way towards Law who teleports as soon as she gets too close for his liking. Her head chases him around as he zapped to and fro.
Not wanting to exhaust himself from his powers too soon, especially after Sanji's tutelage yesterday, Law succumbs to running around within the boundaries of her coil in panic, increasingly getting out of breath.
Law
Zoro-ya! Do something!
Zoro
Nola, wait! No! Bad girl! No–sit! Nola, SIT!!!
Law
She's not a dog, idiot!!!
The swordsman attempts to rescue Law but ends up chasing behind Nola's head instead, unable to keep up.
Sanji begins laughing uncontrollably, taking pictures clumsily as he collapses from not being able to breathe properly. When Law runs past him, he picks up his fallen sword and smacks him behind his head in frustration. The blonde didn't care and continued taking photos of the scene.
Sanji
Ah shit. It's almost out of film.
When he looks up from the back of the camera, the three are still in the middle of their everlasting chase. He smiles, warmed by how free and easy this all is.
His face suddenly falls from the realization that this won't last forever. But he wishes it could.
He sits on the ground and shuffles in his pack. He procures a pipe that he owns and the bag of greens gifted by Gan Fall. He lights up and smokes three buds just as instructed. He relaxes into it and shifts his mindset to focus on the now. He feels his mood brighten up slowly.
Zoro stops in his tracks to observe the blonde who looks as though he's just decided to have his very own smoking ceremony like they did yesterday. He likes watching him like this–relaxed and at ease, as if there's nothing in the world to worry about.
Until Law runs into his back recklessly, tumbling them down onto the ground where Nola takes the opportunity to cuddle both of them under her immense snout. They shout for help but notice that the blonde is now humming the tune of Bink's Sake as he enjoys his vice with his eyes closed, tilting his head side to side on beat.
When Nola has had her fill of cuddles, she slithers away to return deep below the trench. Zoro and Law were so tired that they didn’t question it nor chased after her. They approach the blonde who straightens up and gives them a warm smile.
Sanji
Playtime’s over already? Are you kids ready to go?
Zoro
Aren't we supposed to follow her? We need to make our way down there.
Sanji
There's no need.
Sanji glances around.
Sanji
It's…this way!
With the effects of the drug fully active, the blonde marches off while partly dancing. Confused, Zoro and Law follow him.
Law
Will please just tell me how you know its location?
Sanji
I don't. But Gan Fall’s instruction was pretty clear. He said that when we see her, we're supposed to follow the path of the “Rainbow Serpent”, so I smoked the stuff he gave me and now I can see the way ahead. It really does look like a rainbow serpent!
Law
You can…see it?
Sanji
Nola is positively glowing! So is her shredded skin. And this trail looks like it’s made of glitters and–ooh! A pretty butterfly!
No, no, focus! Rainbow. We're following the rainbow. I have to keep telling myself that or I'll–wait! That mushroom looks pretty cool. Oh, hey! The Marimo's hair is so bright!
NO! Focus! Marimo, Traffy, it's your job to make sure I keep focused!
Zoro and Law look at each other in confusion once more, but seeing as though they have no other leads, they follow the blonde who is rambling like there’s no tomorrow.
—
An hour passes as the trio continue their hike. The terrain where Sanji leads them seems to be going downhill. Through it all, the blonde never stopped gawking at absolutely everything everywhere.
Sanji
Wow. Woah. Woooow.
Law
Uh-huh…. Mr. Prince-ya, how much did you take exactly?
Sanji
Just the three.
Law
Isn't that a bit much? It's thrice as much as we took yesterday and we shared it.
Sanji
I'm just following Gan Fall’s instructions. I trust the man.
You two should get in on this. Shame I can't take photos through my eyes! Wait…can I?
Zoro
I think we're good. We trust you. Hey, do you need water?
Sanji
My ever caring, loving Marimo! Oh yes please, I'll have some water!
Zoro hands him his canteen. Sanji kisses his cheek in gratitude as he takes it, then walks off with his water without drinking it.
Zoro
Oh, I also wanted to uh…. Nevermind.
Law sighs in exasperation and rubs the back of his neck, glaring at Sanji who's still dancing to and from as he leads the way.
Law
As a doctor, I am intrigued. Enlighten me, what exactly do you see, Mr. Prince-ya? Do you see heightened colours? Any illusions? How can you tell where to go?
Sanji blinks and glances behind him, forgetting that he was in the middle of his twirls. He slows his pace to walk alongside the doctor.
Sanji
It's a bit different to the common recreational drug. A special Skypiean variant, I guess? For some reason, mostly everything just looks grey with this dose, but I do see saturated colours in specific areas like I said before–Nola, her old skin, the Marimo’s head for some reason, and these…pebbles on the ground. They look like bioluminescent plankton. I believe that it's all pointing the way.
Law
Interesting. And those skin and pebbles form a road?
Sanji
Exactly! My theory is that Nola and her ancestors made paths for themselves to avoid wrecking too much of the island. Less food if they're clumsy that way.
There have been several roads around us but they all seem to be forking to where we're going.
Satisfied with his answer, Law eases and glances behind him. He notices Zoro falling a little behind from trying to find a bottle of sake from his backpack. The doctor shuffles a bit closer and whispers to him.
Law
Sanji-ya…don’t join the Straw Hats. Join my crew instead.
The blonde raises an intrigued brow at him but picks up on the discretion. He keeps his gaze forwards as he takes a swill from Zoro’s canteen of water. He responds just as quietly.
Sanji
What part of “my kingdom is at war” did you not understand?
Law
We will fight for you. We will fight with you.
At that, Sanji plays with his goatee, thinking deeply.
Law
The Straw Hats are a chaotic bunch and you already know how we work. Zoro-ya’s crew won’t get together until a year from now but we’re ready right here, right now.
Hell, I hate to admit this and don't let it go to your head, but you’d be a great addition. You have a natural knack for adventuring. You’ve seen every Heart Pirates’ martial arts skills. You fight similarly, except your style has a bit of Okama Kenpo in it and you use your…whatever those are on your hands. You fit in well with us already.
Sanji
And…how do you expect me to run my kingdom from your ship, Captain Traffy?
Law
I don’t know, yet you somehow managed it on our way here, didn’t you? You will have assignments on board the ship, sure, but I don’t expect your sole focus to be just with the Heart Pirates alone. I’m happy to negotiate how much you’d like to commit on both parts.
I also know for a fact that you don’t like to stay in one place too long since you told me that you prefer to work in the shadows. Since we’re on the move all the time, the Polar Tang is the perfect place for you.
Sanji
Oh… my…god….. You’re actually serious about this? You’ve thought of everything through.
Law nods quietly with an impassive look on his face.
Sanji
Traffy, I’m flattered. I really am. And you know that I love your nakama. But what can you really offer me to even consider this? Did you forget that I’m a king and have all the wealth in the world to start my own army of pirates? I can pay to have your Polar Tang rebuilt a thousand times over.
Law smirks.
Law
Freedom to find the All Blue.
Sanji’s eyes widen at the doctor's ready answer. He stays quiet, staring blankly at the sparkling colours on the path before him. He opens his mouth as if to respond with a rebuttal but Law interrupts him.
Law
You won’t admit it, maybe not even to yourself, but deep inside, you still want to find it. Trust me. I know.
On top of that…there will be a loyal, unwavering, faithful crew behind your back…fully supporting you.
The blonde smiles warmly at the notion.
Law
And you'll have a certain captain by your side. The one who will find the One Piece and become King of the Pirates.
Sanji
Hah! Now that’s something. I hate to point out the obvious but a lot of people are hungry to find the One Piece. I hear your Straw Hat friend is also on the lookout.
Law
He has his own path to follow and I have mine. And I want you to be a part of that. Unless…you're also on the hunt for it.
Sanji sighs and looks up to the skies, unsure on how to respond.
Sanji
No. Being king isn't exactly something I wanted. It was more of a… necessity.
Law
Then step down. And if you won’t join us, at the very least, just don’t join the Straw Hats. They’re a crazy bunch who already fell apart at one point. We can do so much more for you.
I know you’ll say no right now. But know that you will always have a place with the Heart Pirates. We will take you in no matter what happens, whenever you want.
Sanji
Traffy…
The blonde stops in his tracks and suddenly begins balling his eyes out. This finally catches the attention of the swordsman who catches up quickly to comfort him.
Zoro
Why are you crying? Tra-guy, what did you do?!
Law
Uh…
Sanji
He’s so–SOOO SWEET!! WAAAAHH!!!
Sanji falls on his knees and hugs Law around his legs, tears spilling freely from his eyes.
Sanji
And his pants are all sparkly!! I can’t tell if it’s the laundry detergent or he’s just so cool like that!
Law
Let go!!! You’re embarrassing me!
Sanji
NOOOOO!!!
—
As the trio walk, the path before them gradually becomes wilder. Nola clearly had not used this part of the jungle to return to her old burrow but Sanji insisted that this is the way to go. Eventually, they come across a vast gaping hole on the ground in the middle of the wilderness. Its size is similar to that of the giant snake’s body. They stare down into the deep dark chasm where a cold breeze shoots up, creating a soft eerie hum that sends shivers up their spines.
Law
It won’t be safe for me to teleport us down there. I can’t see a thing. We don’t know how far this thing goes.
Sanji drops his bag under a tree and approaches the edge. He flexes his arms and snaps his neck a couple of times before unsheathing the blades from his gauntlets.
Sanji
This calls for a good old fashion leap of faith.
Law
Are you fuckin’ serious? All the way down there? Aren’t you still high?
Sanji
Ehh…I’ll manage. I’ve had worse and it’s already wearing off. Do you have better ideas? If we still had the balloon ship we could have flown down and we’re not exactly carrying a tonne of rope with us.
Zoro drops his pack next to Sanji’s and stands on the other side of the hole.
Zoro
I’m with Curls. Let’s do this.
Sanji
Just remember what we practiced yesterday, doctor. Keep your haki up, and be ready for any last second decisions.
Law hesitates once more before sighing in defeat. He drops his belongings with theirs and holds his sword in his hand. As the three bend down to launch themselves, he suddenly has a thought.
Law
Wait.
Zoro and Sanji blink curiously at him.
Law
You know, we never finished that game…. We’re all tied with a point each.
Sanji smiles broadly at his suggestion.
Sanji
Trafalgar D. Water Law…are you suggesting what I think you’re suggesting?
Zoro
Really? You want a race? Who the hell are you and what did you do to Traffy?
Law
Shut up! And why wouldn’t we? I still want you two under my disposal. It’s not like I’m at an advantage anyway. I can’t teleport where I can’t see.
Whoever gets to Cora-san first will win the tiebreaker.
Sanji smiles playfully and the two look at Zoro for approval.
Zoro
After everything that’s happened, you still want to do this?
Sanji
How about I sweeten the deal?
Law
Go on….
Sanji
As we all agreed before, the winner gains a favour from the other two contenders so that he may call on them at any time, anywhere in the world.
On top of that…I will join his crew.
Zoro and Law’s eyes widen in surprise.
Sanji
If the Marimo wins, I will join the Straw Hat crew. If Law wins, I will join the Heart Pirates.
Zoro
What the hell? What’s this about you joining the Heart Pirates?
Law
Ugh…I was hoping for your discretion, Mr. Prince-ya….
Zoro
Are you trying to steal him from us?!
Sanji
BUT IF I WIN…
…If I win, you two will stop trying to recruit me for anything. I don’t want to hear any of it. Forever this time.
Zoro and Law look at each other briefly then give a tentative nod at Sanji.
Sanji
Good.
Let’s do this.
—
Zoro, Sanji and Law leap off the edge of the giant chasm and into the dark, racing to be the first to reach the Heart of Skypiea. The rock formation eventually curves into a windy tunnel but the surface is smooth, enabling the three to surf on their feet as they travel at great speeds. As the last of the light fades and they find themselves in complete darkness, bioluminescent fungi illuminate the way ahead, reflecting off small translucent crystals with a glow that guides their descent.
Sanji
Action shot!
Zoro and Law see a flash of blinding light from the blonde as he takes photos of them. Distracted, Zoro falters and loses his balance slightly but manages to catch himself by flailing his arms around.
Zoro
Is this really a good time for that shit?!
Sanji
Now is the perfect time for this shit!
Law zooms past ahead of them as he unsheathes his sword. He slices a large protruding rock out of the way which sends sharp shards flying behind him.
Sanji hides his camera in the safety of his pockets as he bounces off to the opposite side to dodge, sliding almost completely upside down from where Law is. Zoro maintains his position and simply slices off the rocks in his way with a sword. He growls at Law.
Zoro
Don’t be an ass! That’s cheating!
Law
No, it’s not! I was just trying to get the bloody things out of my way!
Sanji
I agree! Got to be sharp…!
The blonde jumps off and lands directly in front of Law. He swipes his leg backwards, tripping him by the ankle and sending him towards the swordsman who receives the full blunt of his body. He falls onto his back roughly and continues sliding down with the doctor on top of him.
Law
THAT’S cheating!!
Sanji
That’s what you get! You started it!
Zoro
Get the hell off me!
Law quickly rolls to the side as the swordsman swipes his sword to deliver a strong force which damages the ground in front of Sanji.
Sanji
Woah, woah, woah–!
Sanji trips forward and dives out of the way. He starts freefalling.
Sanji
If that’s how you want to play it….
He unsheathes the claws from his gauntlets and bounces off the opposite wall with his feet. He spins rapidly to keep up his speed, smashing the earth where Zoro and Law are heading. The two shift their bodies so they split away from each other and from the dangerous rocks the blonde had carved.
Zoro slides ahead. He brings out a second sword and begins to swipe the ground at an immense speed, creating a thick cloud of dark sand behind him. Sanji and Law both shield their faces as their view gets obscured. When they move past it, their eyes are teary and their visions are blurred.
Zoro
Hah!
Law
Motherfucker!
With a flick of his hand, Law summons his room ability and swaps places with the swordsman.
Zoro
Son of a–
Law
HAH!!!
Sanji
Look out!
Zoro and Law
Hah?!
Zoro, Sanji and Law plummet into thick layers of vines that block the entire stretch of the hole. The trailing plants snap as they fall but eventually the dense growth slows them down. All three get bounced around and tangled up into a jumbled mess until they hit a point where they stop–the vines and their limbs entwined. They dangle awkwardly and painfully among each other. They’re unsure where their own bodies start and where they end, and whose arm or leg is on their faces. They wriggle around with difficulty, trying to force themselves free.
Law
This is your fault, Swordsman-ya. If you hadn’t played dirty and blinded us we would’ve seen this coming.
Zoro
Don’t blame me! You started this mess, cheater!
Law
Wait, where's my sword? Zoro-ya, can you slice these off?
Zoro
Oh, now you want my help?
Law
And what is that hard thing on my shoulder?!
Sanji
I tell you what–it might be me. And it’s not my camera.
Law
Gross! Get the fuck off m–
The vines that support them suddenly snap, sending them down screaming at the top of their lungs. All together, they fall hard onto a rocky surface. They groan in unison as they try to recover.
Sanji
Oh, hello there~
When Law opens his eyes, he sees Sanji on top of him at an intimately close distance. His face reddens quickly and he tries to get away but this only encourages the blonde who flutters his eyelids seductively at him while twirling his finger on his chest. He leans down until their noses touch each other and speaks softly.
Sanji
You know, I usually expect my date to buy me dinner first–
Law
OFF!
He grabs Sanji’s face and shoves him forcefully to the side. The blonde lands onto the ground with a grunt and chuckles playfully. He continues teasing.
Sanji
Brunch then? Or just tea and cake? You could eat the sweets off me….
Law
Shut up….
Zoro pulls his legs from under Law and pushes himself up weakly. He stands with a grunt and scowls at them.
Zoro
I’m still not happy that you tried to steal him away from me.
Law returns Zoro’s scowl with a glare of his own while fixing the cap on his head. He stands and pats his coat clean of dirt. The swordsman steps in front of him, sizing him up. The doctor responds by squaring up to him with challenging eyes.
Law
So what? Do you really expect him to join you reckless lot? We travel faster and more discreetly than you. He’s got more opportunities if he’s with us.
Zoro
No, he won’t! You know Luffy will just let him do anything he wants to do anyway! And he’ll actually have fun , unlike with a certain killjoy captain.
Law
What the fuck did you just say–?!
Sanji places himself between and pushes them apart by their chests.
Sanji
Boys…boys! There’s plenty to go around~
When the three calm down, they look around and take in the environment. It looks like they’ve landed in the middle of a massive underground grotto that connects to multiple tunnels as seen above and around them. The large open area can easily nest a giant snake or two. Unlike any body of water on the island which are composed of clouds, they are surrounded by clear sparkling water, illuminated by the fungi that grow on the cavernous floor and walls. Thanks to a thin but lengthy crack on the earth nearby, sunlight trinkles down, allowing climbing plants, ferns and other foliage to thrive deep in the earth.
In their immediate area they are surrounded by cubes sculpted from stones. They are protruding out of the ground and are shaped to make them look like they’re stacked on top of each other at a towering height. They look like small versions of the rare Poneglyphs they have seen, where all sides have ancient texts and some had drawings embossed into them.
In the middle of the room is a lone pedestal with what looks like a glimmering artifact resting on top of it.
Law gasps at the familiar shape. It closely resembles what his Devil Fruit looked like but in crystal form. A subtle glow of light emanates within it.
Sanji
Not…to ruin the mood but…should we call off the race? This is not what I expected at all.
Zoro
It’s another tie, isn’t it? For fuck’s sake….
Law remains quiet, feeling speechless from the sight. As he approaches the artifact, it glows tantalisingly brighter, drawing him closer. The light in it sparkled and moved like it's alive. He feels a familiar pull from it, as if he’s found something that he didn’t realise has been missing his entire life.
Zoro and Sanji briefly look at each other and make an unspoken decision to respectfully keep their distance. They watch Law’s back carefully.
The doctor reaches out and, sure enough, the artifact responds, emanating a warm aura that urges him to come closer. It all seems surreal but Law has a strong feeling that this belongs to him.
Inches away from the crystal, his fingers halt as he sees a small note, shaped like the one he’d been collecting across the globe left behind by Corazon. With a shaky hand, he picks it up and reads the message.
“Thanks for seeing the world with me. I love you!”
The message is signed with Corazon’s familiar heart-shaped doodle. At the corner of the paper, Law notices cigarette and burn marks as if it was done by accident. He chuckles softly.
Zoro and Sanji notice that his shoulders start shaking. They’re unable to see his face but they can tell that he needs a moment to process this. The blonde fetches the camera from his pocket and places it on one of the sculpted cubes near him. As softly as he can, he speaks.
Sanji
Law…whenever you’re ready, you might want to take photos of the writings on these things. They seem important.
Zoro
We can get them translated by Robin later.
They hear Law sniff as he rubs his eyes with the back of his sleeve and nods silently, unable to reply verbally. Sanji’s expression softens at seeing his vulnerable state. As quietly as he can, he steps back.
Sanji
Take your time. We’ll leave you two alone.
Law grabs his cap and covers his face, trying to hide himself. His body begins trembling more but he acknowledges Sanji’s statement by nodding again. Zoro pats his shoulder a couple of times to reassure and comfort him before retreating away with the blonde.
Zoro and Sanji head towards the sunlit area to begin their ascension but before they get too far, Law speaks out.
Law
H–hey guys…
The two turn their heads to him.
Law
Thanks…for everything.
Zoro and Sanji both smile and continue their way out of the grotto.
—
The climb was immense and time-consuming but Zoro and Sanji had no issues scaling up the cavernous walls. Unlike the drop where they entered, this part of the earth looks natural and didn’t look like it was dug out by a giant snake. The surface isn’t as smooth and has plants growing between crevices but that made it easier for them to find their footing. Having some semblance of sunlight also meant that they could see where they were going.
Zoro emerges first. The bright light of the sun blinds him briefly so he keeps his gaze down. He wraps his hand around Sanji’s arm and pulls him up. When they both reach the top, they keep their hold onto each other.
Seeing Law find Corazon’s final letter and gift left them particularly emotional. With no words spoken, they share a soft longing kiss. Their hands run over each other’s figures, feeling and working each other up.
Out of breath, Zoro attempts to pull himself away briefly but is forced back for a deeper, more passionate kiss by the blonde who did not want to let go too soon. Sanji becomes desperate and embraces him closer without separating their mouths, aching for more.
After a while, the blonde eases his hold of the swordsman, meeting his gaze behind glassy eyes. Zoro stares at him worriedly, brushing the fringe of his hair to see two pleading orbs. He cups his face gently with both hands.
Zoro
…What’s wrong?
Slowly, Sanji takes a step back, gliding his hands from Zoro’s neck, shoulders, then down to the very tips of his fingers before finally letting go. He distances himself and flicks his wrist, revealing a familiar dark canister with the label “3” from his sleeve. It seems that the blonde had pickpocketed him amidst their exchange. Seeing that he’d been caught hiding something from him, the swordsman immediately rambles to explain himself.
Zoro
Oh. Don’t be mad. On the way here, Niji left that for me but I… don’t know… why…
The swordsman trails off as he watches Sanji’s eyes become icy and cold. The blonde holds the canister against his chest as he takes another step away from him.
Sanji
Please don’t hate me for this….
Zoro
What are you…?
Above them there is a subtle flash of light against the blue sky. When the swordsman looks up, he sees long white lines travel from a single point then down all around them. They span across the entire stretch of the island, enclosing Skypiea within.
Zoro’s eye widens and his jaw drops in shock. He has only heard of Doflamingo’s fabled Bird Cage but to see its true immensity in real life is downright frightening.
Deep inside, through all of the doubts in his heart, he had feared this day would come. He wanted to believe that everything had changed and his nightmares would not come to light, but he knows what needs to be done. His attention returns to the blonde in front of him with a sorrowful eye.
Zoro
Don't do this.
…I don’t want to kill you….
Sanji takes a deep breath.
Sanji
You will have to.
His grip tightens around the canister. Reluctantly, he spins it in the palm of his hand.
The Raid Suit glows and engulfs him in searing bright light as it changes his form.
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Bonus: Stills
Chapter Text
Over on the shores of the White Sea, Sanji stands on top of a large boulder with the crystal heart in his hand, holding it tightly against his chest as he watches the Warlord who is standing on the shallows of the cloud sea.
Sanji
Our very last deal, Doflamingo.
Your brother for my own.
Doflamingo smiles widely at him, his teeth baring hungrily. He walks up towards Sanji and stops just below the boulder, looking into the man’s transformed red eyes.
Doflamingo
And you?
Sanji cocks his head to the side playfully and drags his eyes up and down Doflamingo’s figure. He raises his free arm, opening an open palm hand to him.
Sanji
Of course.
The Warlord hums in pleasure as he reaches out to gently take Sanji’s hand in his. He places a gentle kiss on his knuckles.
Doflamingo
Consider it done.
—
Den Den Mushi
Purupurupurupuru
Zoro flinches awake at the noise. He opens his eye weakly and finds one of Law's transponder snails near him and all three of his swords piled neatly next to it. He pushes himself up with difficulty and grimaces at the sharp searing pain across his abdomen. When he looks down, he sees a bloody dagger sticking out of his stomach. He places a hand over it to pull it out then screams at the intensity of the pain. He looks at his red hands and realises that his robe has been torn to shreds and his torso is riddled with cuts and bruises from his fight with Sanji.
It was, by far, the quickest battle they ever had. He had made the mistake of underestimating him having never seen the blonde in that form. He vaguely remembers what happened but he distinctly recalls the man's streaked black hair with those murderous maniacal eyes behind it.
Sanji had fought differently–he was much stronger, had the ability to fly and go invisible, and looked as though every cut he gave and received brought sexual pleasure. It occurred to him that this may have been less of a fight and more as a form of play for the other man. Towards the end, Sanji had bitten him on his neck just to get a taste of his blood before delivering a fatal attack with the blade currently embedded inside him.
Den Den Mushi
Purupurupurupuru
Zoro steels himself as he grips the handle of the dagger. He quickly yanks it out with a hiss then covers his open wound with his hand in an attempt to stop the bleeding.
He collapses onto his back, panting. As he lay there to recover, he notices that he's surrounded by fire and a thick cloud of smoke. The island, like every place where they had battled in the past, became collateral damage as a consequence for their actions.
Den Den Mushi
Purupurupurupuru
With a groan, he forces himself on his fours and crawls to the transponder snail to answer the call.
Den Den Mushi
Click
Zoro
T–Traffy…?
Law
Zoro-ya! Are you there?! He took Cora-san!!
Zoro
Wh–what?
Law
The heart! I meant the heart!!!
Where are you?!
Zoro
I…I don't know. Curls and I fought and… I don't remember.
Law
Can you make it back to the city? We need to help God and the Skypieans.
Zoro
Shit.
With a hand on a knee and the other holding the snail, he forces himself up and looks around. When a gust of wind blows past him, a section of flames part, giving way to the view of the White Sea. Docked by the cloudy shore is none other than the Numancia Flamingo itself.
Zoro's eye widens at the sight. His blood boils as he drops the Den Den Mushi to pick up his swords. He gasps for air with difficulty and takes a couple of steps towards the general direction of the ship. An animalistic rage builds up inside of him, creating a dangerous aura of green which engulfs him.
Law
Zoro-ya, are you still there?!
Look, we've both been stabbed on the back but I think he had a reason–I don’t understand it either.
Zoro-ya, can you hear me? Come back to the city. Commander Niji is here with me! We can come up with a plan to stop the Pirate King and Doflamingo!
Zoro doesn't easily put his faith and trust in anyone. He'd never felt more betrayed in his life. In flashes, he remembers every moment he and the blonde had shared leading up to this point–the teasing, the jabbing, the play fights, the intimate times and the whispered promises of the future. He felt happy and whole. Then everything crumbled in an instant. Everything they did, he looked at Sanji behind rose-coloured glasses. Now, he still sees red–but they're not the colour of love.
Zoro
This is all his fault….
I will fuckin' kill him.
He secures the blades around his waist.
Law
Swordman-ya, I need you to calm down. Don't do anything brash.
There is a sound of screaming in the distance through Law's line, followed by the yelling and shouting of Wyper's familiar voice, ordering his troops of God's Guards and residents of Skypiea to retreat.
Law
Fuck!! We don't have a lot of time!
Zoro-ya, talk to me! Zoro!!!
Zoro's eye glows in anger as he takes one final step while unsheathing his swords and biting down on Wado.
Zoro
DOFLAMINGO!!!
He yells at the top of his lungs as his green powerful aura surges larger, fusing with the red burning flames of the jungle around him. He lunges into the sky towards the pink ship floating on the White Sea.
—
The city is ablaze and its citizens are under attack from Doflamingo's men. The flames spread like wildfire through tall buildings and Shandian teepees as Skypieans run for their lives. God's Guards fight back bravely, overwhelmed by the force.
Zooming past crumbling remains of charred buildings, Law runs side by side with Wyper who is leading the charge. Niji held onto the doctor's coat while riding on his back. Both of his legs appear to have been amputated.
The doctor shoots an angry glare up to the familiar sight of Doflamingo's Bird Cage against the open sky. He feels fear for the survival of the island's inhabitants.
Wyper
Everyone, get to Nola!!! Now!!! Follow Gan Fall!
Holy barks as Conis pushes Gan Fall onto his back. The dog howls as soon as the blonde woman hops up to join them, then takes off.
As Gan Fall and the Skypieans near the exit of the valley, they see a large man with yellow hair and an open shirt land in front of the gates, blocking the only way out. On his chest is Doflamingo's Jolly Roger. Gan Fall pulls back his javelin and throws it, only for the opponent to dodge out of the way. He eyes the old man dangerously.
Bellamy
You the one they call “God”? Your reign ends here!
Law
Bellamy…. One of Doflamingo's lackeys. Be careful, Wyper. He's strong.
Conis
Stay back! Don’t touch him!
Wyper
Conis!!
Wyper jumps high and shoots a beam of powerful light from his bazooka, blasting the exit to create a wider passage for everyone. Bellamy scrambles out of the way and gets thrown off in the explosion.
Wyper
Old man, I got this one. Be safe!
Conis, take care of each other!
Conis
I wi–AHH!!
A giant net shoots towards them. Holy quickly rears up and blocks it with his body to protect his passengers but his face and legs get captured in it. Gan Fall and Conis tumble off the dog as he collapses roughly on the ground. Out of nowhere, more of the Warlord's men surround and attack them.
A burst of blue electricity suddenly shocks the raiders and they fall, twitching and writhing about on the ground. Everyone follows the source of the spark with their surprised eyes and sees Niji with two of his fingers pointed over Law's shoulder, almost out of breath.
Conis
Th–thank you!
Gan Fall
You look familiar….
Law
Later, God! You need to go!
Wyper quickly frees Holy out of the net and lifts Gan Fall and Conis onto his back. They hear Bellamy scream as he launches towards them. Wyper places himself in between and blocks his punch by holding his bazooka across his arm, allowing the giant dog to flee.
Bellamy
Get out of my way or I will gut you!
Wyper
I'd like to see you try.
The two begin to exchange a barrage of attacks at each other as the crowd moves past the city and into the thick jungle with Gan Fall and Holy leading the way. Law follows a distance behind.
Law
Commander, what the hell happened to you? How did you find us?
Niji
What do you think? The fuckin' Warlord happened–that’s what! He removed my legs so I couldn't get away. I had to crawl here. It took fuckin’ forever. If that giant dog hadn't found me, I wouldn't have made it in time.
Law
How did you cross cloud rivers with those sky sharks?
Niji
Mate…get me a beer and I'll tell you the whole story. It wasn't easy. It involved a lot of swinging on vines.
If the current situation isn't as dire, Law would have laughed, remembering their game where Zoro bellowed out animalistic noises as he swung over the jungle.
Wyper glances at them to ensure everyone's safe escape. Bellamy takes advantage of his blind spot and delivers a powerful punch fortified with armament haki. The warrior staggers backwards and drops his bazooka accidentally. The other man raises his opposite fist above him to chain his attack.
Niji flicks up two fingers and points them at Bellamy, sending a surge of electricity his way. It stuns the man, making him shake violently from where he stood. Wyper takes the opportunity to pick up his bazooka and whack the side of his head, knocking him unconscious.
Wyper
Thanks!
Niji gives him a weak nod as Law finally runs past the gates. The warrior joins them to catch up.
As they run, one of the watchtowers’ support pillars gives. The structure crashes, raining burning debris down their way.
Before Law and Wyper can act, Niji points his fingers upwards to zap the collapsing watchtower into smaller pieces around them, practically dissolving the structure into a rain of charred mulch. They continue running but the doctor notices the blue-haired man's shaky hand and breathless condition.
Law
Stop helping, dumbass!
Niji
I can't. Doctor…stop. Stop! We need to help my brother. He's at the White Sea just east from here.
Wyper
I thought you two looked similar!
Law
Why on earth should we? He stole the Heart of Skypiea! He took away Cora-san’s gift!
Wait, why am I helping you?!
Niji
Doflamingo held me for ransom. He wanted your Corazon for himself.
And…my brother.
Law
I've just had enough of this self-sacrificial habit of his.
Niji
Law…I made a dreadful mistake. Doflamingo bought my brother as his slave. We have to get him before he puts on his Raid Suit. He might not have a choice. He'll be an emotionless soldier–like us without helmets.
Law
What?!
Law finally stops running and Wyper does the same alongside him.
Law
If he owns him, then Germa is as good as his.
Niji
Precisely.
Law
But how come you're fine? I don't see you wearing your helmet.
Niji
I uh…ate a condensed seastone just before my helmet broke. I didn't know if it would work but it seems potent enough. Though, I don't know if the effects last and how long for….
Listen, someone… something… has been slowly taking over my brother the more he wears his Raid Suit. I'm afraid that if he does it again this time…he will obey Doflamingo's orders without question.
I…I gave Roronoa Zoro his suit and knowing my brother, he'd have found out somehow.
Law
Why the hell did you do that?!
Niji
For emergencies…. He'll most likely change but at least he'll still be alive….
Trafalgar, please . Even without the Raid Suit, he can't survive Doflamingo. He doesn't have the heart to kill him with his own hands no matter how much he says otherwise.
Law groans out loud and readjusts his cap, thinking.
They hear Bellamy yelling after them from afar. It sounds like he managed to reunite with some of his crew and are chasing after the Skypieans.
Wyper glares at their general direction then looks at the two next to him.
Wyper
I don't get a lot of what you talked about but I understand enough to know that you have to go. I’d come with you but I can't leave my people. Will you be alright?
Law
I… fine . We'll go and get Mr. Prince-ya.
Wyper
And while you're at it, make sure you reclaim the heart. The old man may have trusted you enough to put it under your care, but it's an ancient artefact that originated here and I'd hate to see it used or destroyed by an evil hand. We don't know what it does.
Also…I don't want to see your beautiful face hurt, blue man.
Niji
…The fuck?
Law
It's a long story. If we want to succeed, we need to go now.
Commander, you said the Pirate King will change if he puts on the Raid Suit. What does that entail, exactly?
A nervous sweat drops on the side of Niji's brow. He purses his lips and swallows.
Niji
A ruthless assassin who takes pleasure in killing. The perfect soldier of war that our father dreamed of but never realised he had. He's a murderer, a thief and a psychopath.
We call him Stealth Black.
—
The Numancia Flamingo sets off with two passengers on board. Sanji secures the last of the sails as Doflamingo manned the helm. He steers the ship towards the closest known area where the White Sea ends so they may begin their descent.
Sanji
I assume that we're expecting company. Is it a really good idea to leave your men behind?
Doflamingo
They're disposable. Either they pull through and sink the island as I ordered, or they get themselves killed. It doesn't matter at this point. We just need time to get away. They'll serve their purpose.
Sanji
Good call. Shame the execution was poor.
Doflamingo
Excuse me?
Sanji ignores him and climbs the mast halfway up to get a good view of the burning island, on the lookout for anyone who may have followed them.
A sharp pain sears through his skull, accompanied by a deafening ringing noise. He yelps from the sudden sensation and grips his dark streaked hair, losing his balance and landing onto the deck with a hard thump. He writhes about and pulls his hair, groaning and moaning. He laughs at how good it felt.
Doflamingo frowns at the state of him from the upper deck.
Doflamingo
Get a hold of yourself. What's wrong you?
Sanji
Shut up. SHUT THE FUCK UP! He's fighting this so just give me a second!
He growls and pins his own head down against the wooden deck. The streaks of his dark hair flickers from the roots then out, turning blonde then black repeatedly. Eventually, the pain passes and he maintains his form, collapsing onto his back and gasping for air. He misses it already. He closes his eyes, and glides his fingers over his figure and hardened length, licking his wet lips.
Sanji
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Do it again. Come on.
He hears footsteps next to his head. When he opens his eyes, he sees Doflamingo looming over him with an unimpressed scowl on his face. He chuckles.
Sanji
Can I get my reward now… master? I feel so hot. I'm desperate .
Sanji gives him a devilish grin and runs his hand over the Warlord's exposed skin on his leg. Doflamingo's brow twitches in annoyance and pulls himself away.
Doflamingo
Now's not a good time, pet. Get up. I need your haki. We'll definitely get a following sooner or later.
Sanji
Hmm…no. Come on, climb over me, love. I need something in my mouth. Badly.
Doflamingo takes a sharp breath in surprise.
Doflamingo
You were angry… and you can say no to me. You're not supposed to be like this.
Sanji bites his bottom lip and runs his fingers down his neck.
Sanji
And…what am I supposed to be, hmm?
Doflamingo
Don't play. Explain yourself. Did you do anything different this time?
Sanji moans in pleasure as another surge of sharp pain sears through his skull once more. He grips the sides of his head as his eyes roll and his back arches from pure bliss. The colours of his hair flicker again.
Sanji
Fuck. FUCK! Here it comes~
He laughs maniacally, drool flowing from his mouth.
Sanji
He's really trying. I don't understand it but I think it's because this body is drugged. He's able to come through.
Doflamingo practically feels the veins in his forehead pop.
Doflamingo
You're fuckin' high right now?
Sanji rolls side to side, taking in the pain. Doflamingo grunts in frustration and walks away, returning to the helm of his ship.
After a short moment, Sanji's sensation calms. He stands and makes his way to the upper deck to join the other passenger.
Sanji
I'm sorry, darling…. Are you upset at me?
He wraps an arm around one of Doflamingo's long legs and leans his head against it.
Doflamingo
A little. I just want to get you back.
Sanji
Oh? You know that I find you fun. I'll go along with whatever you want to do.
Doflamingo
It's not you that I'm talking about.
Sanji
Hmm...of course I'm not. But didn't you say that we're disposable?
The Warlord briefly glances at him as he feels the other blonde relax against his leg. He sighs and cups Sanji's face with both hands. He shifts them so they're facing each other.
Doflamingo
No one in this world can ever replace you, Sanji.
Sanji cocks a curious brow.
Sanji
You're being weird today. I thought you'd be happy that I'm back?
Doflamingo's expression softens as he runs his thumb over the other blonde's lips.
Doflamingo
I am, pet. But I wanted him . Not you.
Sanji
Hmph. You're no fun.
Sanji pushes himself away and walks towards the stern. He leans against the railing and watches the island slowly get smaller.
Doflamingo
I have certain…regrets. And I'm not sure how to fix it.
Sanji
Motherfucker. I remember. It's a shame it wasn't me. It looked like fun.
And why the change of heart now? That's a terrible image of you. What would your subjects say if they saw you in this state?
He feels a hand wrap around his waist as Doflamingo turns him to look at him directly. The Warlord kneels down and leans his forehead against his. He stays there, sliding his hand up and down the other man's waist caringly as if trying to soothe him.
Doflamingo
I was so desperate to have you to myself that I destroyed everything we had built together.
Sanji stares at him in disbelief. His red eyes slowly fade into glassy bright blues and his hair settles into full golden locks. With his free hand, Doflamingo removes his own red sunglasses to lock their gazes together. He drops them and holds Sanji's hand.
Sanji
I loved you, Doffy.
Doflamingo
Sanji… I–
Sanji
But you harmed my friends, you took away my brothers…and you hurt me.
There is nothing you can do to fix this.
He squeezes the Warlord's hand before his head twitches. He flicks his hair back as they fully take a form of wavy jet black–any semblance of his yellow hair is gone. When he blinks, his sky blue eyes fade into deep scarlet red.
Doflamingo sighs in disappointment as he picks up his sunglasses and wears them.
Sanji
That was meant to be a goodbye but…never mind that.
I'm with you until the end, Doffy.
Sanji reaches out and caresses the other's cheek. Doflamingo slaps his hand away and stands.
Sanji
Now is probably a good time to tell you that Roronoa Zoro is currently on his way. It seems that he's bringing hell to you.
The Warlord isn't surprised. He walks to the railing and watches the island where a streak of green emerges from the burning remains of the upper jungle.
Zoro
DOFLAMINGO!!!
—
With Niji on his back, Law is standing on top of a small flying island that he had extracted from Upper Yard. He follows the commander's directions to go eastwards, constantly on the lookout for Doflamingo's pink ship.
Niji
Our sister's theory, Reiju, is that Sanji had developed this split personality as a coping mechanism due to past traumas of extreme sorts. He was so desperate to not become machine-like that he'd separated himself from it.
Law
Bodies need something to run it. So this other being probably filled the void that your brother left behind. Cases of dissociative identity disorder aren't unheard of but I have a feeling that this “Stealth Black” is meant to be Sanji-ya’s “true” identity if your mother hadn't done anything to ruin your father's experimentation.
I don't think this will be an easy road for your family. I saw the signs but I wasn't certain…. It's not exactly my speciality.
The bad news is that you'll never get rid of him.
The good news is that even if he does fully take on this other identity, the Mr. Prince-ya we know will still be somewhere in there. It might just get harder and harder to bring him back out but he will never be completely lost. He's a part of Stealth Black as much as Stealth Black is a part of him.
Niji's grip on the doctor's coat tightens, feeling a small semblance of relief wash over.
Voice
DOFLAMINGO!!!
Law and Niji glance around as the voice echoes loudly across the burning jungle.
Law
That sounds familiar…
Niji
There!
Niji points downwards where a streak of green aura bursts out from tall dangerous flames.
Niji
It's the swordsman!
Law
Hang on tight!
Law flicks his wrist and the floating earth takes a sharp turn towards the enraged man.
From the corner of his eye, Law spots another streak of green flying towards Zoro at a great speed. It collides into the swordsman’s aura, bringing him down.
—
Zoro and Yonji wrestle in the air before crashing down by the shores of the White Sea. The impact sends a blast of powerful wind as they both get blown off to roll in opposite directions.
The swordsman quickly gets on his feet as the other wipes blood off the corner of his lips and stands up tall.
Zoro
I don't know who you are but you need to get out of my fuckin' way.
Yonji
Not a chance, Demon Warlord.
Zoro lunges towards Yonji who brings up his hand to send long indestructible lines of metal from his fingers. The swordsman swipes them out of his way to and fro. When he feels a sharp pain from the hole in his abdomen, he falters. The other man seizes the opportunity to wrap him in coils.
From above, a large piece of earth comes hurling down over them. Yonji gasps in surprise as he uses his other hand to raise a clenched fist, smashing the rock into pieces.
Law and Niji burst through from the other side. The doctor swipes his blade across Yonji’s chest but the green commander dodges out of his way, letting go of the captured swordsman in the process. Niji follows up by flinging himself off Law's back to land directly on top of Yonji, pinning him to the ground. With a wild scream, Niji uses what's left of his energy to deliver a powerful surge of electricity throughout his body, shocking his brother to keep him stunned on the ground.
Niji
This is for being an asshole!
Yonji
Fuck…off!!!
Zoro pushes himself up with a huff and stares dumbfoundedly at the two siblings. Law runs to him and quickly sutures his wound close with his powers.
Law
Zoro-ya, leave us with Yonji! You need to catch Doflamingo and Mr. Prince-ya!
Zoro
That's–? What happened to Niji? What's he doing here?
Law
There's no time to explain!
Law flicks his wrists to enlarge his room to reach Doflamingo's ship in an attempt to teleport Sanji back. Before it can go further out to the White Sea, Yonji aims for the back of the doctor's head with difficulty and forces one of his hands to extend long cables. It shoots out, powered by Niji's electrical shock. Distracted, Law's room dissipates as he swipes the winch out of his way with his sword.
Law
Zoro-ya, just go!!! I'll keep trying to help from here!
Zoro
Thanks!
Zoro runs to the tallest protruding boulders he can find and launches off it.
Yonji retracts his winch and delivers another set of cables towards Law once more. Niji forces his brother's head into the ground in an attempt to keep him pinned but the green commander's elongated fingers wrap around the doctor's body, sending a surge of high voltage that stuns Law.
Seeing that he'd failed, Niji stops his electrical ability. Law drops onto his knees as smoke emanates from his sizzling body. Yonji takes the opportunity to swing himself around, punching Niji off him with his elbow. The green commander retracts his winch then climbs over him to pin him down.
Yonji
I told you to leave this place as soon as you get the chance!!!
Niji
I won't leave him! And I can't leave you like this!
Yonji
Then you're dead.
Yonji begins punching his brother repeatedly across his face, beating him into a pulp.
Free from the coils, Law finally summons his room ability and uproots large burning trees out of the ground. He swings his arms forwards, sending them towards Yonji who takes the full brunt of the damage. He flies far into the cloudy sea with the trees on top of him.
Law
Commander!
Law runs to aid the bruised and bloodied Niji who lay weakly on the ground, gasping for air with a gurgle at the back of his throat. His face is bruised and swollen, and his nose cracked. He coughs out blood to clear his throat.
Law
Niji-ya, hang in there. Don't fight. Leave him to me.
With great difficulty, Niji replies as Law begins to nurse his open wounds close.
Niji
N–no. Stop. We can't take him alone. He's the strongest out of all of us and has no emotions. In his mind, he's got nothing to lose…. We need my big brother and sister.
Law
How?!
Niji coughs out more blood. Law lifts him up to elevate him so he sits against him for support, stabilising his breathing.
Niji
Gonna n–need you to kill me….
Law
What?!
From afar, they see large waves as Yonji launches himself in the air.
Niji
It'll send a distress signal… They'll be able to find us.
Law…you need to be quick. There isn't time. There's no other way.
As soon as Sanji and Doflamingo get past the Bird Cage, he will crush the entire place. No one will be able to survive it.
Law
I–I don't know….
They see a ball of green fly towards them from above.
With a shaky hand, Niji reaches out and grips Law's wrist to get his attention.
Niji
Promise that you'll bring me back?
Law
Tch. You Vinsmokes just like throwing your lives left right and center.
With a flick of his hand, a gelatinous cube comes out of Niji's chest, leaving behind a dark square hole behind it. The commander groans at the odd sensation. When he looks into the translucent shape, he sees his own heart contained inside it, beating weakly. Law catches it in his hand.
Niji
That's ominous.
Law
Do you have any idea what you're in for?
Niji
…No. Just do it.
Chapter 22
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
On board the Numancia Flamingo, two passengers watch as the mad aura of green flies their way. Stealth Black steps forward, dragging his tongue across his lips.
Sanji
I have sorely missed this. I'm dying for another round~
Doflamingo
No. I need you to go below decks and wait.
Sanji
What the fuck, Doffy?!
Doflamingo
He's after me to get to you. If he does, it's all over.
I can't lose you again.
Sanji
There you go getting all mushy with me again. Don't you think–
Sanji could feel another surge of sharp pain run through his skull. His head twitches when he fights it, baring his teeth at Doflamingo.
Sanji
I–I already decided to be with you! I'm not going to run!
Doflamingo
No, but he will. Don't complicate this, pet.
Sanji
Seeing that I won't get another chance of free will when the drug wears off, I think I'll do whatever the fuck that I want.
Doflamingo
Sanji!
Zoro pulls his blades over his head to attack the tall Warlord. As he nears, Sanji jumps up and places himself between them. Armament haki covers his arms as he catches the swordsman's weapons in his hands, blocking his attack.
Sanji
Afternoon, love! Ready to die?
Zoro
After you.
Zoro's rage empowers him. Mirror images of himself appear behind his figure and he swirls nine blades towards his opponent, sending a powerful blast directly towards the Pirate King. Sanji grins widely at the sight and welcomes the full force of the attack with arms held wide open. He gets cut and hurled across to the bow of the ship, smashing through the mast. The tall structure collapses to the side, slowing the ship's speedy escape.
The swordsman stomps over to him angrily as his arms and blades turn dark.
Zoro
I've met a giant snake. Twice now. Yet somehow you turn up to be an even bigger snake than she is.
You're fuckin' dead to me.
Sanji laughs as he pushes debris off his body and jumps up onto his feet. He smirks at him playfully. Blood dripped freely from the top of his head then down his face.
Sanji
Show me everything you got, Demon Warlord.
Zoro charges towards him but suddenly his body freezes abruptly. He turns his head with difficulty and sees Doflamingo holding him by the strings.
A shade of black smears across the ship as Sanji punches Doflamingo across the side of his head. He crashes down the lower levels of the ship.
Sanji
He's MINE!!! Don't get in the way!
Sanji shouts over the damaged hole of the deck. Having heard no reply from the presumed out of action Warlord, he returns his attention back to the swordsman.
Zoro and Sanji didn't hold back. They exchange attacks with intention to kill behind each vicious strike, damaging the top levels of the Numancia Flamingo and cracking its very structural foundations in the process. They gave as much as they got. The fight was brutal, endlessly cruel and too even. Both opponents are ready to keep at it until there's nothing left of their own flesh.
Bloodied and bruised, Sanji manages to pin Zoro against the wrecked floor. His trembling hands shake against the swordsman's sharp blades as they push against each other.
Sanji
I've been looking forward to this–
Out of nowhere, he feels his heart thump as a flat single note reaches his ears. It's a different feeling to when the other occupant in his head fights back. This one calls out and creates a great sense of urgency to go after it. Then he sees a quick vision of Niji's point of view, under attack from an unseen source while Law holds him in his protective hands.
His eyes get drawn towards the shore where he sees Yonji extend his long cables towards the ground repeatedly, practically bombarding the entire area with his winch. The flat line noise in his head grows louder.
Sanji
N–NIJI–!
—
Law shields himself and the lifeless commander under the safety of a large mound of earth. He constantly replaces damaged pieces with whatever jungle debris is within range of his room as Yonji continues his everlasting attacks.
Sanji had warned him of this eventual fatigue. He had been unable to cut Yonji into pieces as he originally intended due to the commander’s unrelenting force. His powers are waning, and fast.
The doctor had slowed down Niji's heart rate to kill him as painlessly as possible. He meant to bring him back as soon as the opportunity presented itself to prevent permanent damage to his brain and actually taking his life for good. Unfortunately, he had accidentally dropped the commander's cubed organ next to his foot to protect their bodies from Yonji's assault. The endless aggressive attack had proven impossible to counter and fight against. He increasingly becomes worried about the state of Niji's already weakened body.
Grown impatient, Yonji retracts his hands and slams his feet against Law's defensive earth shield under which the doctor's entire body shakes and nearly collapses. He begins punching into the rock and jungle debris directly, digging through faster than Law can repair the shredded layers.
The green commander manages to punch a hole through. Law gulps nervously at seeing the man's murderous face through it. He sees Yonji pull his arm back, aimed directly towards him.
From a distance, high pitched noises echo through the open blue sky, similar to that of a hawk announcing its arrival. Law and Yonji look up and see what look like red and pink meteors heading their way at great speeds. The green commander tense nervously.
Yonji
Oh…FUCK–!
The red meteor smashes into Yonji, sending itself and the commander through the fiery jungle, damaging and toppling the wilderness in its wake.
The pink one crashes into Law's defensive mound. Within the ablaze aura, he finds a woman with pink hair wearing a butterfly-shaped cape. He instantly recognises the distinct Germa’s “66" mark on her thighs. She kicks the earth off with a single swipe of her leg and pins Law roughly against the ground. She grips him tightly by the shoulders.
Law
Wait–wait!! You're Reiju, aren't you? I'm on your side!
The woman glares at him behind her intimidating but elegantly crafted helmet. He picks up Niji's heart from the ground and holds it up to her quickly.
Law
This is Niji's heart. I can bring him back!
Reiju narrows her eyes at him suspiciously but her brothers catch their attention. They glance towards the jungle and hear Yonji's cries when Ichiji absorbs the jungle's hot flames into his chest, snuffing out wildfire from a huge area within their immediate vicinity, then sends a cone of fire to the green commander who struggles to block the force with his arms crossed.
Ichiji
You've seen battle too much, brother! And you're not wearing your helmet. How uncool.
Yonji
Shut up! And don't get in my way!
Ichiji
It's high time you retire. Have you considered babysitting instead? Unless…you’re the one who needs their services.
Ichiji blasts the last of his flames and flies up into the sky. He circles around and extends his leg out and stomps against Yonji’s crossed arms. The green commander slides a distance backwards, crashing through rocks and burning trees.
Ichiji
Because you’re being a real baby right now! A big, ugly, uncool baby!!!
Yonji
Stop it!!!
The two continue their onslaught deep in the jungle. Reiju rolls her eyes and returns her gaze to Law.
Reiju
Fix up Niji. Fuck us over and I'll melt your eyeballs, Surgeon of Death.
Law
…We wouldn't want that now, would we? I'm here to help you and your brothers.
She releases him, straightens up and runs to Niji's lifeless body. She cradles him in her arms and kisses his swollen forehead softly.
Reiju
Oh, my baby brother…what have you done?
Law kneels next to them and begins to return Niji's heart into his chest.
Law
How did you get past Doflamingo's Bird Cage?
Reiju strokes Niji's disheveled hair out of his face and caresses his cheeks lovingly. Her lips tremble and her sad eyes fill with tears.
Reiju
We only got here this morning but couldn't find anyone and the city. I hope we're not too late. How did this happen? He's so cold….
Law
The commander told me to kill him to send a distress signal so you can find us. It's been too long…. I'm afraid–
Reiju
Do what you can, doctor. Quickly.
Gently, she settles Niji onto the ground and stands. Blasts and explosions can be heard from the battlefield, followed by the sounds of Ichiji crying out in pain.
Reiju
Ichiji is powerful but Yonji is more practiced on the battlefield for the last ten years…. I have to help him.
Doctor, if my brothers’ reports are accurate, are you able to bring both of them back? Niji and the Pirate King, I mean.
Law
Yes.
Reiju
Confident, aren't we? I like it. Then…I will leave them in your hands. We will handle this one.
Law begins resuscitating Niji.
—
The Numancia Flamingo sails dangerously close to the edge of the White Sea where Doflamingo's indestructible strings await their demise.
In the midst of the struggle, Zoro whacks Sanji across the forehead with the blunt of his sword handle. He rolls their bodies to pin the blonde under him, never removing his blades against the other's reinforced clawed hands.
The need to be at his brother's side causes Sanji's hair to turn from jet black into golden yellow. Behind them, his bright blue eyes return, staring at the swordsman pleadingly.
Sanji
M–my ever caring, loving Marimo….
Mellorine, I'm so, so sorry that I hurt you….
Zoro freezes at the sight of tears streaming down the blonde's face. His armament haki disappears involuntarily without him realising it. He holds himself steady, unsure on what to think or do with the sudden change. He growls angrily and yells at him with a furious snarl.
Zoro
I don’t–I don’t understand!! After all we've been through!!! I was ready to spend the rest of my life with you! Stop playing with my feelings!
With a shaky hand, Sanji removes the haki from an arm and caresses his face gently, running his thumb soothingly on his cheek. Zoro flinches but doesn't pull away.
Sanji
It's a tall ask… but I need you to save my brother… please . Promise me that you'll look after my family.
Zoro
Why the hell would I do that?! I’m fuckin’ ending this right here, right now!
Sanji
I love you, Zoro.
Zoro’s expression drops. He could have sworn that his heart skipped a beat for a second.
Sanji loosens his grip around his sword, opening himself to him to welcome one final blow. The blonde’s haki fully dissipates and his bare skin gets sliced open from the sharp blades. The swordsman can feel that his own weapons are practically getting pulled into the blonde's chest, aimed straight for the heart. Slowly, one pierces his skin. As blood oozes out, Zoro grips its handle tightly, preventing it from going further.
Sanji
This will never end….
Sanji fights to pull Zoro’s blade into his own chest once more. Their arms shake violently from the increasing tension.
Sanji
…But I’m going to need you to finish it.
Zoro
Fuck this.
Sanji
Huh–?
Zoro throws all his swords onto the deck, grabs Sanji's wrists and slams them above his head. In one smooth motion, he clashes his lips onto his.
Sanji
Mmph–?!
Sanji flinches as he feels Stealth Black attempt to overtake his mind. Unable to move his body, he shuts his eyes tight and gives into Zoro's affection.
From his lips, searing bright light glows outwards. His form resumes back to his old self as the streak of light travels through his body.
They hear a light clatter as the canister of Raid Suit falls and rolls onto the wooden floor. Sanji had assumed his original form.
Zoro pulls himself to look at the state of the blonde who smiles broadly at him.
Sanji
You…you brought me back! How?!
Zoro
Y–you’re…you're you!!!
Sanji
I'm me!
Come here~!
Zoro
Ngh!
Sanji pushes himself up to give Zoro an unexpected loving kiss. The swordsman melts into it, missing every fibre of his being. Eventually, the blonde pushes him and speaks in a hurry.
Sanji
Marimo, I don't know how but Niji's dying. I have to get to him before it's too late. I need you to get Corazon’s heart from Doflamingo in the meantime. Can you do that for me? For Traffy?
Zoro
I have a lot of questions…but I’ll do it if you promise to throw away that cursed Raid Suit of yours as soon as we're done here… Sanji .
Sanji blinks dumbfoundedly and his jaw gapes open in surprise. His heart melts at the sound of his name from Zoro's voice.
Sanji
You know my name? Who told you?
Zoro
No one. I met your siblings and figured it out.
…It uh…must take a real idiot to work it out as long as I did….
Sanji giggles as his eyes soften. He pokes his tongue into Zoro's mouth to share a brief but deepened kiss.
Doflamingo
I hate to interrupt this… lovely… reunion. But we still have some unfinished business to attend to.
They hear the cock of a gun from the far end of the ship. Doflamingo aims his revolver at the swordsman and shoots.
Sanji pushes Zoro off and redirects the bullet with the swipe of his reinforced claw. The swordsman rolls with the momentum to collect his swords and pushes himself up to a ready stance.
Doflamingo
It's not over yet. I'm not letting you get away with this, Demon!
Zoro
You've hurt him long enough, Doflamingo. Leave this place while you still can and maybe, just maybe, I won't kill you.
Doflamingo reloads his gun once more and shoots. Zoro blocks his attack with his sword. When the tall Warlord does it again, Sanji takes a turn to swipe the bullet out of the way to protect the swordsman.
Side by side, Zoro and Sanji take steps forward as Doflamingo continues to fire at them. They redirect each bullet his way but the other Warlord dodges left and right. Having grown angry and irritated, Doflamingo flicks his hands to wrap both of them in his strings. He hoists them up so they dangle helplessly under the ship’s last standing mast.
Zoro attempts to slice the strings with the blade in his mouth but finds that he's unable to. The sinews appear to have great resistance to getting cut.
Sanji manages to wriggle one of his hands free and wraps his clawed gauntlet around the coil that held him in suspension. Surprisingly, the strings are sliced almost effortlessly and he lands on his feet safely on the deck.
Sanji and Doflamingo
What the fuck–?
Sanji inspects the armoured plating that Niji had installed just before their arrival to Skypiea. He peels back one of the damaged layers and sees condensed seastones embedded under the thick armour. He notices the same bumps under the elegantly shaped patterns on each of his knuckles.
Sanji
Niji, you beautiful bastard….
Doflamingo
You dare use the very weapon that I gave you against me?!
Sanji
Nah-uh! It's not your weapon anymore! Niji made a better one because he's a good brother. And he made two and they match and they’re goddamn pretty! So suck a dick!
…Not mine though. We're definitely breaking up.
Doflamingo's temper rises, showing those defined veins in his forehead from tension. He roars wildly and sends more strings Sanji's way. The blonde steps on the side to dodge and backflips off the ground. He lands onto the vertical wooden support next to where Zoro is held in suspension, smashes his fists into the pillar to keep himself in position and finally slices him free with his other clawed hand. The swordsman smoothly lands onto his feet and immediately charges at the tall Warlord.
Doflamingo
You little shits!!!
Zoro dodges Doflamingo's oncoming strings left, right, up and around like he's gliding through a wind tunnel gracefully. When he gets in close-up range, they exchange a series of physical blows.
Sanji
Zoro! I can keep him down with my hands! He'll be powerless! Get me there!!
Zoro jumps back and lowers himself to deliver a powerful vortex with his three swords. Doflamingo and his strings get caught up in the blast and he staggers, giving Sanji an opening.
Zoro
Go, Sanji!!!
Without hesitation Sanji takes a running leap and rides the powerful swirling wind that the swordsman formed. He speedily flies through and flips himself to wrap his legs around the back of the Warlord’s head. Quickly, he brings a clawed hand around his neck, strangling him. Sure enough, Doflamingo's strings dissipate, including the Bird Cage that trapped Skypiea within.
Zoro and Sanji
FUCK YEAH!!!
When the tall Warlord staggers and drops onto his knees weakly, Sanji takes the opportunity to dig his free hand into his pink feathery coat.
Sanji
Marimo, I got it!!!
He holds the Heart of Skypiea above his head victoriously while keeping Doflamingo in his weakened state. He waves his hand as high as he can, hoping to get Law's attention all the way from the island.
Sanji
TRAFFY!!! I GOT CORAZON!!!
Zoro
TRA-GUY!!! BRING US BACK!!!
Zoro and Sanji
TRAFFYYYYY!!!!
—
Blasts and explosions continue to destroy Skypiea’s lower islands from the battle between Reiju and Ichiji against Yonji. From afar, Law hears the sound of his own name called out several times from Doflamingo's ship, instantly recognising Zoro and Sanji’s voices. Nearly tripping from the forces of the Vinsmokes’ various powerful abilities and the aftershocks that follow, he scrambles towards the shore. He dodges jungle debris as they explode nearby until finally he steps into the cloudy sea, as far as he could get away without weakening his abilities.
Law
SHIT–SHIT–SHIT–FUCK–THIS–SHIT!
When he summons his room, Yonji’s dangerous coils bind him and his entire body splashes into the shallow clouds. He immediately feels powerless and struggles to keep his face above the surface to keep breathing.
Yonji's winch tightens and Law feels a couple of his ribs snap. He screams.
Ichiji
Don't be an ass!!!
Ichiji manages to throw his brother against the ground in a death hold with Reiju’s assistance. Stubbornly, Yonji keeps his winch around the struggling doctor in the distance. When the green commander forces himself to stand with his brother hanging around his neck, his sister trips him by wrapping her legs around his thighs to keep him immobilised.
Unable to knock the man out unconscious through brute strength alone, Ichiji succumbs to giving him a form of attack that he knows his brother is especially prone to.
Ichiji delivers the most powerful and irritating noogie that he can muster onto Yonji’s head, shuffling his hair messily.
Ichiji
Hey, are you listening?! This is uncool, Yonji! Uncool! You were cool before and now you're super uncool!
Yonji growls and struggles to free himself from his siblings to no avail.
Yonji
Let… me… go!!
Ichiji smirks at the man's crazed state. He digs his fingers into his skull even harder.
Yonji
AUUGH!!! STOP IT!
Reiju
Ichiji, this isn't a game and we can't stay like this forever! We have to help Sanji and his doctor friend! Yonji, where the hell is your helmet?!
Yonji growls and makes inaudible noises from the back of his throat, refusing to respond.
Ichiji
Fucker probably didn't bring it as usual.
Reiju
Oh…Yonji.
In the midst of the struggle, Yonji is able to kick Reiju across her face with his knee. A part of her helmet breaks off and gets thrown to the side. She manages to keep herself steady and glares at him with a fuming face. She immediately returns her hold of his legs and practically crushes them between her figure.
Yonji
ACK–!
Reiju
Yonji–THINK! Niji died and Sanji is in trouble. We need your help! Yonji!!!
Yonji roars. He forces one of his arms free from Ichiji's grip and directly places the palm of his hand against his brother's helmet.
Ichiji
Brother, don't–
Yonji's fingers rear up like snakes and wrap themselves around Ichiji's helmet which cracks under the immense pressure. While keeping a hold on him with one hand, the red commander grabs his brother’s extended wrist with his other in an attempt to pull it away. When he realised that it's useless, he repeatedly punches Yonji's head and face blindly, bruising and cutting him.
Out of nowhere, Niji's crawling figure comes to view as he lifts himself up off the ground towards them.
Reiju
Niji, you just got back! Stay down! He's dangerous!
Niji hurriedly shuffles in his shirt and pulls out the bag of seastones that Sanji had entrusted in his care. He procures a small piece and shoves it into Yonji's screaming mouth. He holds his hand there, keeping his mouth shut until he swallows.
There was a tense silence from the anticipation, except for the sounds of Law's writhing body and gasping of air in the shallows of the White Sea. Yonji's body eases after some time and he retracts his winch back into his hand, freeing Law and Ichiji from his deathly binds.
Confident that their brother won't fight back, Reiju, Ichiji and Niji release Yonji who spits and coughs to clear his throat and catch his breath. They see Law struggle to stand. The doctor doesn't delay. He attempts to summon his room once more but the orb in his hand flickers in and out due to his weakened state. He keeps trying anyway.
Reiju
Ichiji, Yonji, the island is still under attack. Ichiji, snuff out fires everywhere you can and Yonji, I need you to check in to see if the locals are alright. Get rid of Doflamingo's forces while you're at it, both of you.
Ichiji
Roger that.
Yonji
Reiju… I… I couldn't control myself. I…
Niji
Save it…houseplant.
The blue commander attempts to sit up but collapses unconscious on the ground in front of them instead.
Yonji
Niji!!! I–I’m sorry… I–
Ichiji
There's time for that later, Major. Leave him with me. I'll keep him safe.
At that, Ichiji hoists Niji into his arms and stands straight. Reiju follows suit and gives Yonji an angry glare.
Reiju
There will be consequences for your actions, little brother. We'll have a trial later as soon as we get back home.
Yonji opens his mouth to say something but ultimately decides not to. He looks down guiltily and hunches his shoulders to look smaller.
Ichiji
What of you, Reiju?
Reiju
The doctor is weak. I'll need to bring him closer to get Sanji out of this mess. If not, I'll have to take on Doflamingo myself. The doctor's abilities are…unique to say the least. We might just be able to survive this with his aid.
Ichiji
Good luck. And stay alive .
Yonji
Give them hell, sis.
Reiju winks at them as she takes a running leap towards Law. Surprised, the doctor gasps as he is carried into the air in the arms of the pink commander.
—
Sanji
TRAFFY–!!!
Doflamingo
Don't think I'll let you get away with this!
With difficulty, Doflamingo grabs Sanji's wrist that holds the crystal heart aloft. He swings him down, smashing the blonde's body against the hardwood deck but blonde's hold around the artefact remains strong.
The Numancia Flamingo’s keel cracks from the impact as the rest of the ship’s supportive frames begin to split from the culminated damages of the battle.
Sanji
AHH!!
Zoro
Motherfucker!!!
Zoro charges towards the tall Warlord and swings his blades across. Free from Sanji's seastone-embedded claws, Doflamingo regains his strength to counter. He throws his hands forwards.
The area directly around Zoro suddenly turns into strings. Just as he jumps out from the thick of it, the sinews stick onto his body. A cocoon forms around his figure and swords, trapping him inside it helplessly. Doflamingo brings his opposite hand across, sending Zoro to the far end of the ship. His wrapped body gets stuck against the wall.
Zoro
Curls!!!
Doflamingo flicks his fingers. A web of strings covers Zoro's lower face. The swordsman struggles about but to no avail. He gasps for air with difficulty, trying to catch his breath through his covered mouth and nose.
Sanji
Zo…ro…!
Doflamingo
Enough of this.
He takes a looming step towards Sanji and aims his revolver at his chest.
Doflamingo
I will kill you, after all. Moira should be able to help bring you back. Then your body and soul will be bound to me for life.
Sanji swallows nervously as he holds the crystal heart with a protective hand over his chest.
A familiar blue orb suddenly surrounds them as Reiju flies in with Law in her arms.
Law
Mr. Prince-ya!!! We're getting you out!
Doflamingo
YOU–!
Law
Ack–!
Sanji
Traffy! Reiju! You're just in time!!! I'm so glad to see you!! Did you find Niji?!
Reiju
He’s fine, brother! Yonji too!
Sanji
Great! Get us out of here!!
Law flicks his wrist to teleport him away. His body vanishes from sight in an instant but the crystalised heart that he held stayed floating midair. It rises and glows brightly.
A beam of light emerges from the artefact. It takes the shape of a young man with short blonde hair wearing a dark fine cut suit and a necktie. He lands roughly on his bum with a thump onto the crumbling deck. The crystal heart dims and falls, bouncing off the top of the stranger’s head and landing safely on his lap. He picks it up curiously.
When he looks up, they see that he has a curly brow over his visible eye, shaped similarly like Sanji's.
The young man gasps in surprise and stares at everyone and everything around him in confusion. He yelps at the sight of Doflamingo's revolver aimed directly at his chest.
Young Man
Wh–what?! Where am I?! Who the hell are you?! What's going on?!?
Zoro
Mmph mmhm mph, mmphmm?!
(What the hell, Traffy?!)
Young Man
M–Marimo?! Why are you old? Why are you tied up? What is happening?!?
Wait, is–is that you–? R–R–Reiju?!
Doflamingo
What the fuck did you do, Trafalgar?! Who the hell is this?!
Law
H–how should I know?! That's never happened before!
Doflamingo
It's your ability!
Law
I just meant to blink him out!
Young Man
WILL SOMEONE JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
Reiju
Little, little brother…?
The last of the Numancia Flamingo's masts collapses and it tips towards Doflamingo and the young man on the floor. The Warlord jumps out of the way but not a single person helps the stranger, assuming that he has the same powerful observational haki that Sanji possesses, or even a practiced one just like everyone else in this fight, fully confident that he'll just dodge out of the way on his own with ease.
Until they were proven wrong. The young man watches the wooden pillar as it falls and hits him square on his head, almost comically slow. He passes out on the deck, pinned under the long and heavy structure. Everyone stares at him awkwardly in disbelief.
Zoro
Mmphf mphhmphfft…
(Stupid idiot…)
The deck under them gives as the ship finally snaps into two. The young man and the crystal heart by his figure slide between the wreckage parts of the ship and out on the other side, free falling into the depths of the White Sea.
Zoro wriggles and manages to free his mouth to shout after him.
Zoro
SANJI!!!
Instinctively, Doflamingo runs and dives into the clouds after him. He fights through his weakened state to grab the unconscious young man in the depths and secures him in the protective hold of his arms.
As soon as Doflamingo hits the cloudy sea, Zoro is released from his binds when the other Warlord's strings dissolve away.
Zoro doesn't dally. He quickly leaps off the ruins of the ship after them.
Reiju
Demon Warlord, wait!!! I can fly you down!
Law
Zoro-ya, I can't help you if you're in the clouds!
It was too late. Zoro, Doflamingo and the stranger plummet past the cloudy sea and straight towards the blue ocean far below.
—
It was suddenly very quiet.
Somehow, Sanji had lost consciousness and entered what seemed like a dreamscape where he's flying through stars and cloud nebulas similarly coloured to that of Law's room ability. He could have sworn that he saw a familiar figure zoom past him hurling the other way. It looked like him but a lot younger, and for some reason had terrible taste in fashion.
Now he lies still in darkness and his senses are practically non-existent. Slowly, he hears muffled sounds around him. First it was the familiar sounds of seagulls squawking above him, then it was the sound of the oceanic waves that rocked his body side to side slightly. He begins feeling his skin again. His face feels hot like he's exposed to the burning high sun. And finally, there are multiple voices around him. They sound like they're in the middle of a heated argument among each other.
Sanji
Hnnggh…
Voice 1
Wait–everyone, shut up! Look, he's waking up!!
Voice 2
Wh–wh–what–what–what do we do?!
Voice 3
He looks like…. Could it be that our Cook-san travelled in time somehow?
Voice 4
Robin!! I'm scared!!
Voice 5
Yohohoho! It happened so quickly that my eyeballs nearly popped out! …If I had any eyes. Yohohoho!
Voice 6
He’s a time traveller?! That's suuuuuuperrrrr!
Voice 7
Oi, Sanji! Is it because of something you ate? Is breakfast ready?! Can I have some of it?!?
Voice 1
Luffy, now's not the time to think about that stuff! Hey you, do something!
Voice 8
Just what do you expect me to do here?! Slice him up?
Voice 1
I don't know! Maybe? He looks dangerous. He could be after my–our… Beri.
Voice 8
It would be my pleasure.
Voice 3
Hold on, Zoro. Let's just wait to learn more. If it is Cook-san, we don't want to hurt him.
Sanji
Zo…ro…?
Sanji opens his eyes weakly and is met by eight blurred silhouettes looking down on him against the cloudless bright sky. Blinded by the bright sun directly above him, he blinks a couple of times and sits up. He suddenly feels the exhaustion of the day throughout his body, thanks to the chaotic events that unfolded not too long ago. Apparently it's not even breakfast time which he thought was odd. He rubs his eyes to try and clear his vision and ease his severely throbbing headache.
Sanji
Oww…my head….
Wh–where am I? How long have I been out…?
Voice 1
You…don't know? We're in the Grand Line. You're only out for less than five minutes.
Voice 2
Y–yeah! There was a sudden bright light from the sky when Sanji…
Voice 7
When Sanji came out to say breakfast is ready!
Voice 1
No…he was just out for a smoke break!
Anyway, our cook somehow disappeared and you…well, it's like you swapped places or something?
Sanji
Swapped…?
Voice 8
Hey. What the hell did you do to shitty cook? Not that I care.
Sanji
Is that you…Zoro?
There was a moment of silence. When Sanji finally pulls his hands from his face, he sees the silhouettes before him form into shapes. He jumps in surprise and almost squeals.
In front of him is none other than the infamous Straw Hat crew.
The blonde's jaw drops agape, staring at each and every one of them in bewilderment. He recognises their faces based on news articles and photos that his siblings took during the days when he'd stalk Zoro's personal affairs so he could surprise him with marriage proposals by bombarding him with gifts and such.
But what's odd is that the Straw Hats all look young and full of vigour other than the animate skeleton that hid shaking to the bone behind the large man with blue hair, and both Nami and Robin more or less looked the same. And of course, his favourite Marimo. Though this one had both eyes open, looked like he's still in his early twenties but still has the same long scar that spans his chest.
Sanji
What the actual ever living fuck…?
Luffy
Hey, Sanji.
The blonde slowly drags his eyes to him, unbelieving the scene before him and thinking that he's still stuck in that dreamscape. He has so many questions and he doesn't know where to start.
Luffy
Where's my meat?
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Bonus: Close up and full still.
Notes:
I'm so happy that I finally drew all three heroes!
...Remember that time I said this is when the Straw Hats meet Old Sanji? Yeah, I haven't forgotten.
Chapter 23: The Levely
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
In the middle of a lavishly decorated ensuite located in the Domain of the Gods, Sanji sat in front of a vanity, applying the last touches of his makeup in preparation for the Levely. He had been waiting for a chance to sit in one of the royal gatherings for a long time but, according to the World Government, his “reckless and idealistic ways of thinking” were not welcome to participate. He didn't want to wait another four years for the next one, and knowing very well what the World Government is like, he will never get an invitation so he decided to seek aid from one of his greatest allies.
Satisfied with the result of his art, he moves on to fix the curls of his wavy hair sitting on his shoulders, making sure that each and every one of the overly extravagant bedazzling gems on his earrings and layers of necklaces are exposed the best way possible. He brushes his locks carefully to keep the style in shape.
He hesitates for a moment and feels over the scarred slave mark on his neck, tracing a finger over the burn. With a deep breath, he decides to part his hair to expose it.
He needs to look good. He needs to look so good that they will allow Doflamingo's unnamed slave to sit in the most heavily secured room where kings and queens across the world may gawk at him and enjoy the sight during their long and strenuous talks. It is vital that he's in there rather than waiting outside like all the companions that other rulers bring along. He needs to ensure that the rulers will practically beg for his presence and insist he come with. Unfortunately this meant shaving off the spiral part of his beautiful curly brows and his hard-earned facial hair so no one can truly identify him nor his origins.
As a last touch, Sanji retrieves a thin but well crafted veil from one of the vanity's drawers and places it carefully over his nose, subtly covering the lower part of his face under its pink shade. As he secures it to make sure that they go well with his earrings, he hears one of the bedroom doors open. There is a hesitant pause, then it closes and is followed by the sound of footsteps. It stops just behind him. His eyes glance at the reflection in the mirror and sees Doflamingo looking mighty fine wearing his kingdom's royal suit and jewels of his own. His outfit is topped with his usual pink feather coat.
Doflamingo
You look good, mi rey .
Sanji
As do you, mon amour .
Doflamingo
Ah–your eyebrows?
Sanji
They’ll grow back. I’m afraid it’s rather a distinct Vinsmoke trait, isn’t it?
Doflamingo
You didn't have to get rid of your goatee though…. It was nice.
Sanji
I know, but today has to be perfect.
There is a moment of silence, then the blonde feels large fingers gently trail from his neck, spine, then down to his lower hips.
Doflamingo
You look… exquisite regardless. Pretty hot, actually.
Sanji
Aren't you full of sweet talk today? So out of character! I thought I was the weird one between us.
Doflamingo
Your tailors did well….
Sanji
Your tailors actually. I thought the disguise should match your royal suit. That way, it’s a genuine Dressrosa cut and they can't question it.
Doflamingo
Mhmm…
Sanji
It also gives the impression that my master dolls me up only in the finest of things. You should get a nice boost in reputation. Hey, are you even listening?
Doflamingo kneels behind Sanji to bury his face in his hair, getting a whiff of his scent.
Doflamingo
You know…I can do that if you wish…if you move in with me….
Sanji
Don’t change the terms to suit yourself. I seem to recall that our arrangement is a partnership, a joint venture–strictly contractual and not through marriage.
Doflamingo
Mhmm…
His large hands wrap around Sanji’s waist to tease the skin just under the fabric of his harem pants. The blonde could feel that the man is resisting every sexual impulse he has, judging by the hitching breaths on his neck. It was hard not to get just as excited. He feels a small nip on his ear.
Sanji
Easy…. Don't work yourself up. Remember, no fooling around until after the Levely. You’ll ruin the getup.
Doflamingo
But you’re acting as my slave, no? I have to contribute to this…disguise of yours.
Sanji’s eyes widen when he feels sudden sharp pain as Doflamingo bites the muscle between his neck and shoulder, breaking his skin immediately.
Sanji
OUCH! Doffy, for fuck’s sake–!
The Warlord growls an animalistic noise at the back of his throat as he sinks his teeth deeper and uses his mouth to force Sanji forwards against the vanity, slamming him hard against the counter and its mirror. The blonde's partly secured veil falls. He yelps and feels the man’s erect cock grind over fabrics of clothing between his legs.
Sanji
Nngh! What the hell are you doing?! You barely gave me any warning! You’ll–AH–you’ll leave a mark and mess everything up!
Doflamingo finally releases him, heavily panting with blood oozing down from the corner of his lips and down to his chin.
Doflamingo
Precisely. You need to look like I can’t keep my hands off you, and that I’m using you.
Of course Sanji gets excited. He arches his back and moves his hips in time with Doflamingo's rhythm. He starts feeling breathless and forgets all about the disguise that he’s worked so hard on. He wants to be fucked until he can’t think straight right there and then.
There’s another sting on the other side of his neck when Doflamingo bites him. This time, Sanji doesn't fight it. He moans to a point that he’s screaming whenever the Warlord sinks his teeth deeper. Doflamingo repeats the same treatment all over the exposed skin on his back, biting and sucking to make sure that the world knows that he’s claimed this man for himself.
Doflamingo carefully eyes the crazed state of the other blonde through the vanity’s reflection. Satisfied with his work, he spins and lifts him to sit on the counter. He continues his assault over his chest and all the way down to his lower hips. Sanji is in too much bliss to resist, leaning one hand against the mirror and the other tangled in Doflamingo’s hair.
Sanji
D–Doffy…. We–ah–need to go soon….
Doflamingo
Then let's get right down to it.
The tall Warlord trails his tongue down Sanji's front. Hurriedly, he pulls down his pants and undergarments but before he can work his mouth around his length, Sanji finds his inner strength to push his bare feet against the man's broad shoulders.
Sanji
No! Doffy, enough! You've already marked me, ruffled up my poor hair and my clothes are all crinkled. I've gone along with you but we've got plenty of time for this part later!
Doflamingo hesitates. He removes his sunglasses and places them on the far side of the vanity. He locks gaze with the fuming blonde in front of him and pleads softly, gently stroking his legs up and down to soothe him.
Doflamingo
Sanji, mi amor… luz de mi vida, mi hermoso rey... te lo suplico de rodillas.
Sanji
You… you bastard!! You can't just say shit like that!
Doflamingo
Fuck me.
Losing every semblance of self-control, Sanji gives in. He pulls Doflamingo by the hair to thrust himself into his mouth. The Warlord is more than happy to receive it. He frees his desperate leaking cock and strokes himself with his hand for relief. Neither holds back until Sanji cries out. Legs twitching and body shaking with an arched back, he comes hard and empties his load into his partner's throat. After a quick moment to recover, Doflamingo pulls away to a half stand and licks his lips clean, gasping for air.
Doflamingo
Ngh… please , Sanji… your mouth.
Still riding the high, Sanji immediately lowers himself to return the gesture. He drags his tongue from the base of Doflamingo's length to the very tip before wrapping his lips around him. The Warlord's breath hitches. Sanji grabs hold of his large hand and places it on his head, as if trying to say something but couldn't. Reading his mind, Doflamingo obliges by gripping his long blonde locks tightly with both hands and ruthlessly uses him for pleasure.
Sanji's eyes get teary from the size as the Warlord thrusts inside him intensely. He gags and coughs but couldn't get himself to move away. Instead, he grabs hold of his wrists to urge the other man on, fully wanting to get messed up.
There is a knock on the door.
Voice
My Liege, it's time.
Doflamingo swallows, trying to compose himself so he can respond properly. He slows his pace and tries to pull himself away but Sanji protests, shaking his head, and yanks him back deeper into his throat to keep him in place by his upper thighs.
Doflamingo
HNNGGH!
Voice
Your Highness? Is everything alright?
Doflamingo
Y–yes! Yes!! FUCK–!
Voice
Err…I'm supposed to escort you down to the palace.
Doflamingo
Just…wait–!
Sanji continues devouring him deeply and hungrily at the expense of breathing properly. He spanks the Warlord's ass to tell him to hurry up, making him groan in surprise. Doflamingo hisses from the sting and whispers.
Doflamingo
H–hold on…slow down–too much–just…I said WAIT–!
AHH!
Unable to keep his shaking legs up, he collapses forwards, knocking the vanity backwards against the wall to which the mirror cracks loudly from the impact. Sanji pushes a hand against Doflamingo's hip to support him. He keeps his mouth sucking and other hand pumping, never stopping the onslaught on the Warlord’s dick.
Voice
Are you unwell, Sir? Should I get a doctor?
Doflamingo
No–! Hah! Hnngh–!
Voice
Will you still be able to attend the council or…?
Doflamingo
I'm… coming…!
Doflamingo muffles out a cry as he spills inside. He takes in the delicious sight of Sanji's defined Adam's apple moving up and down as he consumes every last drop. He thrusts himself inside him slower, giving the smaller blonde some relief. Delicately, he runs his hands over Sanji's locks in appreciation before pulling himself out with a groan.
Gasping for air with overflowing cum dripping down his lips, Sanji gets hoisted up in the Warlord’s arms and kissed intimately. He moans softly and quietly into it, careful not to get heard by the worker just outside their door. Doflamingo licks his drool and the last of his own spillage from the blonde's chin.
Voice
As you wish, Sir. We will wait for you at the foyer.
Doflamingo
Oh… you're still here?
We will be down shortly. Leave or I'll cut your throat.
Voice
I–y–yes! I apologise, my Lord!
At that, they hear footsteps scrambling around in panic then it fades away. Doflamingo shakes his head disapprovingly as he kneels down to rest his still trembling legs. Sanji stands on his feet without removing himself from the Warlord’s embrace. He runs his fingers over his forehead then attempts to fix his dishevelled hair.
Doflamingo
The gall of some of these assholes.
Sanji grins at his reaction, cups his face and plants a gentle kiss in the corner of his lips. Doflamingo sighs into it and leans his forehead against his.
Doflamingo
Me vuelves loco….
The Warlord shows his gratitude by trailing light kisses from Sanji's nose then down to his neck, panting to catch his breath. The smaller blonde giggles quietly from the affectionate treatment and wraps his arms around Doflamingo's head, encasing him in.
Sanji
Mon amour chéri, nous devons y aller maintenant . Are you good?
Doflamingo
Yes. And you?
Sanji
Never better.
Doflamingo
Good.
Satisfied, they both fix each other's outfits in a hurry and give the cracked vanity mirror a quick visit to somewhat tidy themselves however they can before heading out the door. Doflamingo grabs and wears his sunglasses on the way.
Doflamingo
Oh and uh…you have to play mute.
Sanji
What?!
Doflamingo
Too much trash talk from your mouth, mi alma . Trust me, it's better this way.
—
The main reason Sanji had asked Doflamingo to take him to the Levely is because the slave disguise isn't hard to pull off with him. In fact, due to the true nature of his relationship with the Warlord, it’s proving quite easy and actually a lot of fun. They're always joint at the hip whenever they're together anyway, Doflamingo has a surprisingly gentle side, Sanji likes feeding and servicing his partner, and best of all, it's almost like they read each other's minds.
Their tactics to run their own kingdoms, wreak havoc on others and the way they present themselves may have some differences but the end goals are mostly one in the same. If one falters, the other will pick up the slack. They never failed joint missions because of this. Their differences in approach actually work to their advantage, opening up more opportunities for success to get whatever their hearts desire.
But today, they learn that this may be the first time that they're not completely in sync.
Sanji and Doflamingo sit inside the discreet protection of an especially large palanquin, made specifically to carry royalties of large stature like the Warlord himself. Like every other carriage in the parade, multiple slaves carry them through the open road that leads to Pangaea Castle as the crowd of wealthy citizens cheers for the kings and queens’ arrival for the Levely.
Instead of exposing themselves to the public, they kept their curtains shut for privacy. They whisper to each other with a hiss, a heated argument forming between them.
Doflamingo
That's not the agreement! Just stick to the plan! You don't know this place as well as I do–you’ll get caught!
Sanji
It was a last second discovery. It's too good to pass!
Doflamingo
We're here for the entire week. Do it later! The timeframe is too short!
Sanji
No! Everyone's out and about right now. It's now or never! I promise that I'll pop back in just in time!
Doflamingo
Don't you dare!
Sanji shuffles through his pockets concealed in the puffiness of his harem pants. He retrieves a small item that Doflamingo can't see, pulls back the curtain on his side and throws it through the small gap of the palanquin frames. It lands and rolls into a small alley that they pass. Doflamingo realises that it looks like one of Caesar Clown’s harmless gas bombs.
A second later it puffs out colourful purple smoke that spreads widely through the crowd then over the road in front of them. The parade comes to an abrupt halt as commotion ensues. Royal guards run towards the troubled area while the residents are running frightfully away from it. Some thought it part of the parade and cheered on.
Sanji quickly wraps himself in an elegant white cloak and covers his head with its hood.
Sanji
That's my cue. Love you!
Doflamingo
Wait, Sanji!
Sanji pecks the Warlord's cheek and quickly jumps off the window on Doflamingo's side. He joins a stream of panicked citizens within the purple cloud and vanishes among them.
Doflamingo groans in pain, falls backwards and slouches against the pillows behind him in defeat. He massages the bridge of his nose, lifting his sunglasses slightly to ease a developing headache. He hears the guards call off Sanji's colour bomb tactic as a prank and nothing more, then they proceed to shoo off the residents to clear the way for the parade.
—
In the middle of the road, a certain mermaid prince is afloat on his coral-made bubble near the entrance of Pangaea Palace. In his hand is a stack of papers and a pen secured on a clipboard.
This end of the parade is crowded but the cheering isn't as lively as the kings and queens have yet to reach it. The prince takes advantage of this to approach the residents and sound his pleas. The citizens throw disgusted and disapproving looks at him, distancing themselves when he nears them.
Fukaboshi
Citizens of Mary Geoise! I am Prince Fukaboshi of Fish-Man Island. We ask for your sympathy so the merfolk may have a voice in the council. We just need a few more signatures for our petition!
The crowd cringes at the thought of a lesser creature wanting to take part in the Levely. They whisper among themselves suspiciously, wondering how a fishman like him has managed to find his way on their precious land. They make an effort to keep away further lest they inhale the dirtied air that he exhumes.
Nearby, Sanji emerges from an open window and jumps stealthily on the rooftop of a nobleman's mansion. He squats and victoriously tosses a small bag of stolen condensed seastones in his hands before hiding it away in his harem pants. He smiles heartily in satisfaction, patting it.
The next part of his plan is to create another diversion so he can sneak his way back to Doflamingo. But it seems like the job's already been done for him.
He eyes the royal guards as they run towards the palace entrance which, for some unknown reason, has a bigger commotion than the colour bomb tactic that he pulled earlier. He isn't one to complain. This gives him plenty of opportunity to scale down the walls and blend back into the crowd without causing the mischief himself for once.
Before he can act, he hears booing and a man's cries for help. Curious, he takes a running leap off the edge of the rooftop and hops onto another mansion to get a better angle. When he looks down on the road, his vision focuses on a particularly large fishman. His heart-shaped eyes bulge out of his eye sockets and his tongue sticks out lecherously.
Sanji
Ooooh, he's huge!!
Scared but determined, the mermaid prince bravely steels himself to continue sounding his pleas to the now angry locals.
Fukaboshi
Please, your small contribution would change the lives of many! All we ask is a few seconds of your time and–
A piece of fruit hurls over the crowd and hits him square on his face, splattering its juices all over his front. The residents cheer on then continue their bombardment and booing. The mermaid prince protects his face with his wide forearms. He tries to back away fearfully but finds that the furious locals have him surrounded.
Sanji’s expression turns into fury, immediately feeling his blood boil from the sight.
Royal Guard
Alright, that's enough fun, everyone! You there, clear off! The rulers are coming through shortly!
Fukaboshi
But I am a–
Royal Guard
The rulers who matter , fish scum. Leave before I have you arrested!
Fukaboshi
N–no! Our people are living beings too! Just like you, your friends and your families!
Royal Guard
How dare you compare me with the likes of you! Men, seize the–
The mermaid prince hears a light clatter on the ground underneath him. Before he can properly look, he is suddenly engulfed in thick purple smoke, along with the residents and the royal guard around him. They cough from the gas and blindly run away from the source, some trip and fall onto the ground clumsily. When the smoke clears, the fishman prince has vanished.
—
Sanji holds onto Fukaboshi as he leads them away from the crowded grounds of the main entrance and through the isolated road parallel along the palace walls. The mermaid prince, still coughing, rubs his eyes to clear his vision then gasps when he sees that he is holding hands with a human who had apparently rescued him from the wrath of the locals and getting arrested.
Fukaboshi
Wh–who are you?
Sanji doesn't reply to play the silent slave that Doflamingo wants him to be. If he's being honest with himself, he is unsure on what to do next but he knows that he doesn't have time to escort the prince all the way out of the country.
As they run, Sanji's hood falls off, enabling Fukaboshi to get a glimpse of the famous Hoof of the Soaring Dragon burnt on the back of his neck. The mermaid prince also can't help but stare at the fresh bite marks and bruises all over his otherwise smooth skin.
Fukaboshi
You're a slave, huh? It's very brave of you to do this but won't you get in trouble?
Again, Sanji doesn't reply. He simply keeps his eyes forward and his haki focused to ensure the prince’s safe escape.
Fukaboshi
Hey, why don't you come with me?
At that, Sanji's eyebrows shoot up in surprise at the sudden offer.
Fukaboshi
A number of our citizens are liberated slaves. We can offer you sanctuary! I'm sure my father will be more than happy to shelter you. In my opinion, we need more humans at home.
Though… not everyone shares the same views…. There are some outdated laws but I'm trying to purge all the obsolete ones…. Unfortunately there's been a lot of resistance from our own people….
Sanji feels the presence of royal guards on patrol ahead. He pulls Fukaboshi down a narrow alley between a couple of extravagantly decorated shops then takes another turn to lead them away.
Fukaboshi
Can't talk, huh? Are you not allowed to?
Sanji takes pity on the prince’s nervously rambling state. He finally gives in and nods in response.
Fukaboshi
I see…. I uh…owe you my thanks. I didn't realise it's this bad up here. I was hoping for an audience with any of the World Nobles and to get signatures for a petition…. And maybe even an opportunity to sit in the Levely.
Sanji slows his pace to walk alongside the fishman and get a good look at him, intrigued with his story.
Fukaboshi
I know, it's silly to do this head on. My father and siblings think this whole venture is dangerous and all for naught but if I can just listen in on one of the talks, I might get more ideas on how we can better appeal to have a seat in the council. This whole campaign is really–
The blonde stops in his tracks and pushes him forcefully against the alley’s stone wall.
Fukaboshi
Oww! What are you doing?!
Sanji places a finger on his own lips to tell him to be quiet. He leans himself against the same surface and watches the far end of the alley.
Not long after, they see a group of residents run past, no doubt to join the parade. He guesses that the rulers are probably nearing the palace entrance any moment now which means he is running out of time though he couldn't help but be interested in the intentions of the noble prince. He pushes himself off the wall and faces Fukaboshi.
Fukaboshi
You're really good at this. Do you usually sneak around?
Sanji gives him a cheeky smile and makes a gesture with his hand, trying to say “maybe”. Then he shuffles through his pocket to offer him a clean cloth.
Fukaboshi
Erm…what’s that for? Do you need me to wear a mask?
The blonde rolls his eyes, resisting every urge to sarcastically remark, “What would that do, hide your fishman identity?!” but Doflamingo's voice, “Too much trash talk from your mouth, mi alma ,” echoes in his head. To make himself clear, he reaches out instead.
Seeing that he’s trying to get to his head and thinking that he will somehow hide his features in it, Fukaboshi lowers himself and gasps when Sanji cups his jaw and begins wiping his face clean from the dirt that the residents had created for him. The mermaid prince is too stunned and speechless from the man’s gentle and caring touch. Having made his point clear, Sanji offers the cloth to him again to tell him to clean the rest himself. Fukaboshi understands and follows through, taking the fabric from his hand.
Fukaboshi
Tha…thank you, friend.
As he continues to wipe himself clean, Sanji points at the clipboard tucked under his arm.
Fukaboshi
What? You… want to sign it?
The blonde eagerly nods, smiling brightly at him.
Fukaboshi
O–oh, wow. Yes, yes of course! Every single one helps!
He passes the clipboard and a pen which Sanji takes and quickly scribbles his name onto it.
Fukaboshi
As far as I know, you're the first human to ever volunteer. I appreciate it, friend.
Imagine if one of the kings or queens signed it! It'll be worth a hundred signatures, maybe more! If only….
Sanji grins at him, trying to say that he's happy to help. He returns the signed petition to him.
Before Fukaboshi can read his name, Sanji grabs his hand once more and leads them away. This time, he changes direction.
—
Back in the slow-moving palanquin, Doflamingo is reading a book to entertain himself and distract his mind. He then feels the pillowy seat next to him sink.
Doflamingo
Did you get what you needed?
Sanji
Yes~
The Warlord sighs in relief as he shuts his book close and tosses it on the side. He is unsure how Sanji managed to sneak inside but given that there are no disturbances from the parade, he doesn't question it. He simply wraps an arm over the other blonde’s side of the seat. Feeling particularly cuddly, Sanji leans against him and rubs his cheek on his chest affectionately.
Doflamingo
You are well aware that they will inspect you, right? And this carriage, before you can even step foot in there.
Sanji
Yes.
Doflamingo
That means you can't hold onto more of Caesar's colour bombs and your newly acquired seastones.
Sanji
What do you take me for? It's all sorted out. Don't worry your pretty blonde head about it!
Doflamingo smiles warmly. He lowers down and plants a soft kiss on his forehead before resting his chin on the top of his head. He finally allows himself to relax, having his favourite person return safely in his arms.
Doflamingo
I never doubted you for a second.
—
Fukaboshi was snuck into the palace and straight into the vast empty room where the council will be held. He had been cramped into one of the large cabinets that originally had numerous plates and other kitchen utensils stored in it for the staff's easy access. Sanji had speedily relocated them somehow, along with the inner shelves to make room for him. The cabinet is huge in size but because of his stature, it's still a tight fit so they had to get rid of his bubble.
He's been waiting in the same spot for an hour now with nothing happening. He begins to wonder if this is a trap which makes him extremely anxious. He knew he had an immediate crush on this handsome slave and was too shy to say no to being led here. He's okay with the fact that this just makes him look an even bigger fool though he may have some regrets later if he gets discovered.
His tail is starting to feel sore, and his fins itchy and dry. He considers stepping out momentarily to stretch out and investigate but then there is a sound of the massive entrance doors opening and closing. Nervously, he peeks through the keyhole.
Suddenly, the cabinet doors swing open and he is face to face with a tall man wearing a pink feathery coat and red pointed sunglasses. He has a nasty snarl on his face. Fukaboshi recognises him immediately as one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea. He gulps nervously.
Fukaboshi
Uh…
The mermaid prince sees a familiar figure pop up from under the Warlord's coat. Sanji grins and waves at him cheerfully.
Fukaboshi
H–hi…? I uh…got your condensed seastones and these uh… bombs. Do you need them?
Sanji shakes his head but squeezes himself to get past Doflamingo's looming figure to retrieve the clipboard from Fukaboshi’s hand. He passes it over to the Warlord.
Doflamingo
What?
The other blonde gestures for him to sign it so Doflamingo takes the clipboard, quickly skims his eyes over the texts of the front page then peruses through the stacks of papers.
Doflamingo
This is a petition for the Neptune family to take part in the Levely and all future political gatherings.
Fukaboshi
Y…yes, Sir.
Doflamingo
This deserves to be burnt.
Fukaboshi
No, please!
Sanji lightly tugs Doflamingo's sleeve and curls a finger, gesturing for the Warlord to come closer, batting his long attractive eyelids to him seductively.
Doflamingo
Well…if I get a kiss from you first, I'll sign.
As the Warlord bends down, Sanji snatches the clipboard off his hands and whacks the top of his head with it. Then he shoves it and the pen into his chest impatiently.
Doflamingo
Ouch! Fine, FINE!
Just…easy. Since you asked me to do it, of course I will.
This is a very odd but victorious sight for Fukaboshi. He never imagined that one of the rulers would actually sign the petition, just as he wished. In his mind, this risky trip to Mary Geoise has already paid off. Having the king of Dressrosa on side would greatly benefit his people and already guarantees an audience with one of the World Leaders at the very least. He knew that this man had great influence as a Warlord and as a former Celestial Dragon. He watches him take the opportunity to properly read the front page this time, hovering the pen over the lines side to side.
Fukaboshi
You're not what I expected, Your Highness.
Doflamingo
Hmm?
Fukaboshi
I see some good in you.
Doflamingo raises an irritated brow at him while Sanji grins teasingly, jabbing his side with his elbow.
Fukaboshi
P–please don’t take it the wrong way! I meant no offense! But the things I hear and read in the news… well….
I just didn't expect you to be like… this. Your friend here is the very first slave I met who looks genuinely happy to be one.
Doflamingo
Keep talking and I'll throw this into the fire.
Fukaboshi's lips thin into a line. He gulps nervously.
Doflamingo
And don't call him that. He's a free man.
Fukaboshi blinks at that. When Doflamingo finally scribbles his name, Sanji pulls the Warlord by the collar and gives his cheek a quick peck in gratitude.
Doflamingo offers the signed petition back to the mermaid prince but before he can get his hands on it, the Warlord pulls it back.
Doflamingo
Listen here and listen closely. We're in the middle of a mission and, unfortunately, you're in for the ride. I don’t know why my little pet here decided to drag you into this mess and insisted that we help you, so don’t get any wrong ideas.
No matter what happens, you will stay in here quietly for the full duration of the council for the day. Do you understand?
Fukaboshi
Y–yes, I understand.
Doflamingo
Now, when I close these doors, I will secure it so no one can open it. Do not attempt to leave or make a single noise until we come back for you. Are we clear?
Fukaboshi swallows nervously.
Fukaboshi
Clear as day, Your Highness.
Doflamingo
If you so much as wag your little tail, I'm going to keep you in here and starve you to death.
Sanji impatiently takes the clipboard off the Warlord, whacks his arm loudly with it and finally returns it to the mermaid prince.
Doflamingo
Ow! Calm down already. I just need to make sure he knows what he's in for.
Fukaboshi gratefully takes the signed petition and studies it. His eyes widened in astonishment to find not one but two signatures of infamous ruling kings on the front page. He looks up to Sanji who winks at him but before he can say anything, the Warlord shuts the cabinet doors closed and seals them with his invisible strings.
—
Sanji and Doflamingo later re-enter the room. This time, they are part of the line of kings and queens who take their seats to represent their countries. And so marks the beginning of the Levely.
Fukaboshi peeks through the small open keyhole. With a very limited line of sight, he doesn't really see much but he identifies a few long standing participants such as Ham Burger and Nefertari Cobra. Much to his relief, his Warlord ally has claimed the seat closest to the cabinet where he hid. The apparent ruler of Germa Kingdom sat comfortably on his lap, in disguise, playing the part of an eye candy. Many of the rulers’ stare at them with bulging eyes and mouths agape through the first couple of hours of the council.
Voice
I must say, this is highly unusual of you, Doflamingo.
Fukaboshi can't really see or recognise the voice who speaks out but the room falls silent.
Voice
You never bring anyone along to the Levely. Yet here you are with one and…a very pretty little thing at that too.
For the very first time, Fukaboshi hears the Warlord's menacing chuckle. He feels the scales through his body tremble at the deep sound.
Doflamingo
Do you have a problem with it, King Wapol?
Wapol
Not at all! I'm just wondering if he's for sale? Would you be up for a trade?
Doflamingo
No.
Wapol
Come on! If not him, does he have any relatives? Siblings?
Doflamingo
Actually, y–
Sanji discreetly rams a bruising heel of his foot onto Doflamingo's calf bone under the tablecloth. The Warlord takes a sharp breath in, fights through the urge to scream out in pain and replies as calmly as he can.
Doflamingo
If you want your own, you are free to attend my auction at Sabaody Archipelago. Other than that, keep your grubby hands to yourself, worm.
Cobra
I'd like to remind the council that this is a discussion of worldly concerns so we may better the lives of our loyal subjects. And not despicable human trading.
Wapol
Come now, Nefertari! I'm not the only one thinking about it!
Doflamingo, I'm certain that you didn't bring him here for no reason. This is clearly an advertisement for your stock! And a beautiful one too. Surely you would do us the honour of… sharing … this fine specimen?
There is a murmur throughout the room. It scares Fukaboshi how many of them are agreeing along with King Wapol. They fall silent once more when Doflamingo finally replies.
Doflamingo
You're right.
The rulers stare at him, surprised that for once he voices an agreeing answer.
Doflamingo
He is here for a reason. I brought him along so he can crawl over you in your sleep to rip that big mouth off yours and slit your throat.
There is a sound of scrambling chairs, and the crashing of various plates and glasses as Wapol yells out death threats and curses at Doflamingo. Some of the other rulers begin arguing among each other about the concerns of slave trading and the Celestial Dragons’ contribution to the matter. Chaos unfolds and fights ensue.
Fukaboshi can no longer understand what's happening to the scene before him. Left and right, he sees furniture being tossed around. Some had tea or wine spill over their garments while some were rolling over the table, beating each other messily.
Some of the panicked rulers scramble to hide themselves from the fight. In two instances, someone tried to open the cabinet where he hid but to no avail, thanks to Doflamingo's efforts in securing it.
When Fukaboshi glances towards his friends, he sees various items hurled towards the tall Warlord. The man simply flicks his fingers to send the incoming projectiles back to where they came from with his invisible strings. During the chaos, the mermaid prince sees Sanji whisper something in Doflamingo's ear before kissing him on the cheek and slipping away.
The royal guards eventually interfere and the rulers settle back onto their seats, albeit looking a lot filthier and less presentable than when the Levely started. Fukaboshi sees Sanji return to Doflamingo's lap but no one else is all the wiser.
—
When the first of many talks finally concludes for the day, kings and queens retire back to their chambers for mealtime. Fukaboshi waited patiently inside the cabinet as instructed, but it's getting extremely strenuous as he hasn't stretched out nor visited the toilet for the entire day. Thankfully, Sanji and Doflamingo return to free him as they promised and sneak him into their newly assigned ensuite inside the palace.
Sanji and Fukaboshi sat quietly at the dining table, listening to Doflamingo's conversation with the palace worker by the door. He kept it just slightly ajar, enough to communicate through so he could conceal the rest of the living space behind his large figure.
Palace Worker
Just the usual portion for yourself with a plus one, my King?
Doflamingo
Triple it.
Palace Worker
I…wh–what? Are you sure, my Lord? …That's quite a lot. Enough for a family of ten, my Liege.
Doflamingo
…Yes. I've been eating a lot. Trying to uh…work out.
Palace Worker
I–I see!
Sanji covers his mouth to stop himself from giggling out loud but his shoulders shake violently. Fukaboshi enjoyed the sight of him and couldn't help but smile along.
They see Doflamingo wave his hand towards them, desperately gesturing for the blonde to shut up. This just worsens it and Sanji practically falls onto the floor, rolling side to side with both hands covering his reddened face. The mermaid prince grins at his clumsiness and snickers as quietly as he can.
Doflamingo
I'm just…you know, quite famished.
Palace Worker
R–right.
Doflamingo
Just…trying this uh…new diet.
Palace Worker
It's really no trouble, Your Highness! We will have your food ready within an hour. Unfortunately there will be a bit of a wait due to the large order.
Will you be eating in the main dining hall with everyone or would you prefer to dine in private?
Doflamingo
Just in here.
Quietly, Doflamingo shuts and locks the door. He snaps an annoyed look at the now laughing blonde on the floor.
Doflamingo
What?! What's so funny?!
Sanji
You–you realise that we're here for the entire week , right?! Prince Fukaboshi will be leaving later tonight but they're going to be serving us the same amount of food three times a day for the full duration of our stay!
Doflamingo
Oh…shit.
Sanji
And you used yourself as an excuse?! A fucking–HAHAH–“ diet”?! Now you can't take it back because they'll be suspicious! You have to eat most of it!
I know you eat a lot but…ten, Doffy! A serving for ten!!
Doflamingo buries his face into his hands and painfully groans.
Doflamingo
Wait, why can't you help me? It's partly for you!
Sanji
No, I can't! I'm acting as your slave so I have to maintain my form to look malnourished and somewhat mistreated. You have to finish most of it!
Doffy!!! You're going to come out of the Levely looking like a balloon boy!
Doflamingo
Fuck. I really did not think this one through. Ugh….
Sanji continues laughing out loud.
Doflamingo is genuinely hungry after the long day but he suddenly feels sick thinking about how much food he has to force feed himself for the rest of the week, knowing full well how the other blonde feels about wasting a single scrap. He walks to the dining table, pulls up a chair next to Sanji's and sinks into it in defeat.
Fukaboshi feels guilty about his involvement in all this. He observes the Warlord brooding over his fate as Sanji continues to tease him for it.
Fukaboshi
I owe you my thanks, friend. You’ve done quite a lot for me and my people already. You really don't have to feed and shelter me. I'm happy to go on my way.
Doflamingo
Don't be a reckless idiot. The whole city is celebrating right now so sneaking out an unwanted large fishman like you is downright impossible. From the palace, no less.
If you get caught, so do we.
Sanji
He's right, dear.
Sanji finally pulls himself up from the floor to sit on his own chair.
Sanji
There's no point right now. You'll just get arrested and god knows what they do to fishmen up here in captivity…regardless of status.
In the meantime, what better way to hide yourself than under their own noses? I'll personally help you leave the city tonight, don't worry. So relax, make yourself at home, and eat as much as you can when the food arrives…or else Doffy here won't be able to fit through that door before the Levely is through.
Doflamingo scoffs at that and opens the book he'd been reading from the palanquin. Sanji hops off his chair and starts making hot drinks at a nearby station.
Fukaboshi
Your Highness…
Sanji
Call me Sanji. You've seen my name on that petition already.
Fukaboshi
Err… Sanji. I hope you don't mind if I ask but…what do you hope to accomplish from this Levely? My family wishes to have a place on the council for the survival and bettering the quality of lives of our species. And thanks to your signatures, we have a guaranteed place in it now, but after seeing all that…I'm not so sure anymore. Why does the king of Germa want to join these? It doesn't seem…effective for what it's meant to be.
Sanji hums to himself, thinking of a good response while Doflamingo simply keeps his nose to his book and flips a page over.
Doflamingo
They're not always like that. We purposely riled up Wapol to start a fight.
Fukaboshi
You did? Why?
Sanji
Did you learn much today, Prince Fukaboshi?
Fukaboshi
Truthfully? I learned that a lot of humans are not to be trusted…. No offense….
Sanji
None taken! Because you're right. It’s an invaluable insight.
Fukaboshi stares at him, intrigued at his reaction. Sanji sets down a tray with a pot of tea, and milk and sugar on the side.
Sanji
Germa is in desperate need of allies. My late father's old friends don't want anything to do with me, and I certainly don't want to involve myself with them. So…here we are.
Sanji distributes teacups among them before finally circling around the table to reclaim his seat on the opposite side of Fukaboshi, next to Doflamingo. The Warlord sets down his book to pour drinks.
Sanji
I came here so I can see for myself who I can trust and who to fuck over. I need to read people with my own eyes. Sending over retainers or spies would just complicate matters. Hence…
Sanji gestures both of his hands over his outfit.
Fukaboshi
You're… pretending to be a slave?
Sanji
Yes.
Fukaboshi
I…I'm not sure that I understand what that would do.
Sanji
You can get a sense of a person's true nature by how they treat people who they consider “lower” than them. I could have pretended to be a palace worker, a cleaner or maybe even a beggar, but since owning slaves is a fad here, it's the best choice.
I need to know what they’re like–their morals, their personal values, who’s most likely to stab me in the back, who is most likely to sacrifice themselves to save their people–that sort of thing. These make up the fine lines between winning a war and losing it, between building prosperity and falling into poverty.
Fukaboshi remembers King Wapol, and how the rulers fell into a fight among each other when the topic of slave trading was brought up. The tactic suddenly makes sense. His mother believed that unity between humans and merfolk can be achieved through understanding and trust but he knew very well that that takes time. It sounds like Sanji's requirements for the survival of his people are in need of a more immediate action and forcing a controversial topic into the talks creates a reliable shortlist of potential allies to start off with. Already on the first day, they have effectively collected vital information that not only benefits the king of Germa but also the Warlord and himself as well. He can only imagine what more they can achieve from the remaining days of the Levely during their stay.
Doflamingo sips his tea while reading his book, flipping to the next page with his index finger.
Doflamingo
Fucker looks good hanging off my arm too.
Sanji
Oh, and yes, that too! It’s the first time I've seen you in your formals–sexy as fuck, I say. How hot did we look together?!
Doflamingo
We still do, mi alma .
Sanji
Too bad it won't last long since you have to eat so much. Oh, how I will miss your pretty body….
Doflamingo
Ugh…
Fukaboshi begins to feel a small pang of jealousy but he shakes his head at the thought. He looks down and twiddles his thumbs, thinking deeply. Secured with the garment around his waist, he sees the cloth that Sanji had given him earlier. He admires it for a moment before the smaller blonde finally speaks out.
Sanji
Don’t hurt yourself. Spill it, your Highness.
The mermaid prince shyly looks up as the smaller blonde takes a sip of his own drink. He stammers the next question.
Fukaboshi
I couldn’t help but wonder…. How long have you two been together?
Doflamingo’s expression remains impassive as he keeps his gaze on his book while Sanji simply leans on his arm and chuckles lightly. It looks as though they’re both used to getting asked this question.
Sanji
Oh, my prince. We’re allies but we’re not exclusive lovers, if that’s what you’re really asking.
Fukaboshi
O–oh…. Sorry, I just thought… because you seem inseparable, even in private….
Sanji
You’re very cute, aren’t you?
Fukaboshi
I–you think that I’m–what?
Sanji
Hey, Doffy~
Doflamingo
I am not having a threesome with a fish.
Sanji
Oh, come on! How do you know that you don’t like it if you don’t try it?
Doflamingo
I’ve tried it plenty, thank you. It’s just too slippery for my taste. Gets really hard to find your footing, you know?
Sanji
Ooh! I kind of like the sound of that! Tell me more~
Fukaboshi
This…this conversation is not where I thought it was going to go.
Doflamingo
If you want to ask him out, just spit it out, man.
Fukaboshi didn’t realise that his scales could go vividly red. He feels his fins hackle up involuntarily. When he makes the mistake of glancing at Sanji, the blonde is leaning on both palms of his hands on the table, smiling brightly at him and waiting eagerly to hear his next words.
With a shaky hand, he reaches into his pockets and quickly brings up his bubbly coral, nearly dropping it clumsily in the process, to inflate a clear donut around his waist. Sanji blinks at him in surprise. As soon as the float is formed, the mermaid prince flees quickly into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. The two hear him practically hyperventilating on the other side.
Sanji
Doffy! Look what you’ve done!
The corner of Doflamingo’s lips twitch slightly as he tries to conceal a smile. He sips his tea casually and flicks over the next page of his book.
—
Far beneath the White Sea, Doflamingo gasps for air as he drags himself out of the blue oceanic water on all fours, pulling the figure of the blonde look-alike onto the safe sandy shores of Jaya. His arms tremble madly as he coughs seawater out of his lungs, barely able to keep himself up.
A powerful wave suddenly engulfs him and lifts him up, forcing him to release the stranger. The body of water shifts and swirls around in a vortex, squeezing his figure tightly above ground. He immediately feels weak and powerless inside it. With gritted teeth, he looks through the partly broken lenses of his sunglasses and freezes at the sight of a pointed trident on his cheek. Weidling it is a familiar mermaid of large stature, afloat on his usual donut bubble.
Fukaboshi
Doflamingo.
The Warlord practically spits at him.
Doflamingo
Prince Fukaboshi.
Fukaboshi moves closer to him until he's inches away from his face.
Fukaboshi
It's “King” now, actually.
Doflamingo
Well then…congratulations are in order, Your Liege.
Would it by chance have anything to do with you waging war on my kingdom?
Fukaboshi
Maybe.
Doflamingo chuckles softly until Fukaboshi pushes the trident against his face, piercing his skin. The Warlord drops his smile.
Fukaboshi
Doffy…where’s Sanji?
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Bonus: Full Artwork
Notes:
I changed up the design of Sanji's Germa throne in this story. The shape of the skull's eyes and added rings around the horns resemble Doffy's sunglasses and earrings respectively. The altered design symbolises their long standing relationship, which goes way back before Zoro came into the picture.
Chapter 24
Notes:
I made the art specifically for -that- scene in Part 22 but I fell in love with it so I might work on a full coloured version with Sanji as a pre-timeskip Straw Hats shot to be uploaded to my art blog. Stay tuned!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Luffy
SANJIIIII!!!
Sanji
For the tenth time, I am not your cook.
Luffy
But how else are we going to eat?!
Sanji
I don't know. Eat leftovers. Or go fish and cook it yourself. I don't care.
Luffy
But you make them so much better!! And there's no leftovers anymore because I had them for morning snack!
Sanji
Food is food. It shouldn't matter who makes them. Eat or starve–I’m not obligated to help you because, again, I'm not your damn cook.
Luffy
Sanjiiiii!!! Why are you so mean all of the sudden?!
In a far world unknown to our heroes (but very much familiar to you and me), there sailed a ship on the clear day waters of the Grand Line. Coincidentally, this vessel is called the Thousand Sunny. On its grassy deck, seven Straw Hats settled around one of their nakama who seemed to have been transformed into an older version of himself. According to the all-truther and mightiest warrior of the sea with an army of eight thousand strong, Usopp the Brave, the very heavens itself had opened and embraced him, raising him with the angels above to return him in this new form.
Robin
Luffy, I wasn't sure before but I'm quite certain now. This is not our Sanji.
Luffy
What do you mean, Robin? The old man looks just like him, doesn't he?
Sanji
I'm not that old…. Am I?
Shit.
Robin
Well, he does act… differently…. For one, his attitude towards food is different compared to Cook-san.
Nami
I think you're right, Robin. And he hasn't…you know, done the thing.
Sanji
What thing?
Nami
You know the err… when you… you know, the… thing . Whenever me and Robin are around you.
Sanji
I have no idea what you're talking about. Saying it twice doesn't help.
The last of the Straw Hats finally joins the gathering, emerging from the infirmary and making his way down the steps.
Zoro
Hey Chopper, I got bandages for the shitty cook like you asked–
Sanji
GWAAHHH MARIMO-KUN!!!
In a blink of an eye, Sanji's legs zoom around and his heart-shaped eyes bulge out of skull. He circles around excitedly around the young version of his favourite swordsman as soon as he reaches the bottom of the floor. Unable to contain himself, he blows him multitudinous kisses in the air.
Nami
Err… that thing.
Sanji
YOU'RE. SO. CUTE. MELLORIIIIINE!!!
Shocked, Zoro accidentally drops the bag of medical equipment that Chopper had asked for. He recoils as his face reddens brightly. He holds his hands out in an attempt to keep Sanji’s kissy face away from him.
Zoro
ACK–!! Cut it out, you perverted old man!!!
Luffy bursts out laughing, pointing a mocking finger at the two.
Brook
Yohohoho! Love is in the air, it seems~
Chopper
That's interesting! Sanji, do you like boys?
Zoro forcefully pushes Sanji's face away to block an unwanted smooch. When the blonde hears the reindeer's question, he straightens up instantly, fishes out a cigarette from his pockets and lights it.
Sanji
I love men and women equally. But I do have an inclination towards individuals with…
Sanji trails his eyes up and down the young swordsman who crosses his arms and throws him an irritated frown in return.
Sanji
…domineering… qualities. Especially under the sheets….
Zoro
Ugh….
Slowly, the blonde takes a step forward towards him and another, forcing Zoro to walk backwards to maintain distance.
Sanji
My, my. But you are a delicious sight, little Marimo.
The swordsman didn't notice how hot the sun was but he quickly realises that it’s just his own skin. He's not used to seeing both of Sanji's bright blue eyes bear down on him at the same time which completely throws him off. Young Zoro hates the fucker but his scars and piercings are doing a number to his soul. He staggers and falls back against the steps.
Zoro
Little?! H–hey! What are you doing?! Back off!
Sanji
Tell me…does your Sanji see you the same way that I do?
Zoro
O–of course not!! You–
Sanji leans in and slams both of his hands against the steps, caging the shaken swordsman under him. Zoro bares his teeth and grips his sword to swipe the man away, but he freezes when the blonde flutters his eyelids and gazes down to his lips. He looks famished.
Sanji
Because, knowing myself, I would be.
I've stolen a lot of Beri and gold in my life, raided vaults of the wealthiest kings and queens across the world, but none compares to the treasure that I see before me.
Zoro's jaw drops agape, too speechless and stunned to move.
Zoro
I… I don't…
Sanji drags his own tongue over the top of his lips hungrily, lowering himself closer.
Sanji
Hmm… and I do like your eyes. Both of them.
Zoro
I…
Zoro can feel the blonde's breath over his lips when suddenly, the older man straightens up and moves away.
Sanji
It's a shame. My moral compass is unsure that I'd be cheating if I have my way with another version of you. Especially since we've just confessed our undying love to each other.
They all stare at him in bewilderment then look back and forth at him and the fallen swordsman who still lay motionless on the steps.
Usopp
Wait, wait, wait–you and Zoro are dating in the future?!
Sanji
I guess you can call it that. Though we've been romantically involved for months now.
Franky
Maybe we can meet this future Zoro ourselves when we get you home! I wonder if such technology exists to travel through time.
Sanji turns his heel to him swiftly.
Sanji
Would you have any idea if it can?
Franky
Uh…not to my knowledge. Sorry.
Robin
Actually, I don't think it's just time travel…. It does seem that you have numerous differences.
Chopper
Now that I think about it, he hasn't had a single nosebleed since he arrived. And that's for being around Nami and Robin for almost half an hour now!
Robin
Sanji-san, in your world, what are we like?
Sanji hops to sit on the wooden railing of the deck and crosses his legs. He plays with his goatee, deep in thought.
Sanji
Long nose, if what you say is true and me and your Sanji swapped, it means that my other self was right here. Travelling with you, Straw Hats.
Usopp
Well, yeah! Like Luffy said, you're our cook! You're one of us. You're nakama!
Sanji
Where I come from, I am none of those things. I'm a king.
Except for Zoro and Robin, the entire crew jumps onto their feet and gathers around him in an instant.
Straw Hats
WHAT?!
Sanji blinks at them curiously.
Sanji
They call me the Pirate King of the North. I am the crown king and ruler of Germa Kingdom.
Nami’s eyes practically transform into Beri signs. She swoons, hands clasped tightly under her chin as she forces herself through the crowd to be in front of him.
Nami
You didn't tell me that! Are you rich, Sanji-kun?!?
Sanji
Well…yeah. We do well enough for ourselves. I make an effort to make sure that people are happy and well fed.
Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, Franky and Brook’s eyes sparkle in amazement.
Chopper
That's so cool!!
Usopp
Do you have a big army?!
Franky
Do you have your own fleet of warships?!?
Brook
Do you live in a giant castle?!?!?
Luffy
Sanji, why didn't you tell us that you're a king?!?!?!?
Sanji cocks his head to the side, confused with the bombardment of questions.
Sanji
I was born into royalty. Your Sanji didn't tell you?
Luffy
Nah-uh! You never told us where you were born. When we met you, you lived with old man Zeff in a restaurant called Baratie in the East Blue!
Sanji
Zeff from Baratie? Interesting…. I've never heard of this man in my life.
He can't help but look at Zoro to observe his reaction. The young swordsman seemed to have gained his composure and was quietly listening under the shade of one of the trees on the lawn. He'd somehow acquired a tankard to drink with which he uses to hide his face behind.
Sanji sighs and shifts his legs over, crossing them the other way. He takes a long drag or his smoke and blows it out slowly. A devilish smirk forms on his face.
Sanji
Would you like to know more?
Straw Hats
YES!!!
Luffy
Tell us more about being king! Do they call you Pirate King because you found the One Piece?!
Sanji
Not exactly. I didn't make the title myself. They just–
Chopper
Do you go on many adventures?!
Sanji
Yes! Actually, I was just in–
Nami
Have you discovered rare and priceless treasures? DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE CAN FIND SOME?!
Sanji
We have this surgeon friend who–
Franky
I want to know if you have any suuuuppppeeerrrr weapons in your army!
Sanji
Oh! My brother made me this–
Usopp
Do you have righteous knights in metal armour under your command?!
Sanji
Of course! Helmets and all. And they can fly too~ They're also my si–
Usopp
AHHH!! SO UNBELIEVABLY COOL!!!
Robin
I'd like to hear more details about how you got here, Sanji-san. Maybe we'll get a better idea of how to turn things back to the way they were.
Sanji
I'm happy to–
Brook
Can you tell us how you and Zoro-san started dating? Yohohoho!
Zoro
BROOK!!! I WILL POUND YOU TO THE GROUND!
Brook
NOOOO!!!
The blonde grins playfully at them, enjoying every bit of attention that they give him. He remembers Law's advice for him not to take his favourite Marimo's offer to join the Straw Hats. While unsure on what the crew is like in his own world, he gets a glimpse of why they're too chaotic for the doctor's tastes. He can't help but find it hilarious that, in this place, he's a part of their family.
He sucks in another lungful of smoke and finally speaks after a pregnant pause.
Sanji
You might want to sit down. I can answer all of those questions but it's a bit of a long story. I'm going to need a bottle of wine or two. And you need to listen.
Notes:
Oh my gaaaaad the circle is finally complete!! We've caught up to Chapter 1
Chapter Text
Doflamingo
This is a fun little new trick, Fukaboshi. Did Daddy teach it to you? What say you show it off next time we have another dinner party, hmm?
Fukaboshi
Don't change the topic. And don't force my hand, brother. You wouldn't want to do this the hard way.
Doflamingo snarls at him angrily and lunges forwards but is only able to nudge his head and shoulders. Fukaboshi's water abilities remain strong. The ever swirling vortex that holds the Warlord constricts his body in place.
Doflamingo
Don't you dare call me that, fish scum. I never have thought of you as one.
Fukaboshi
You're right. I shouldn't. Especially after everything you've done.
It's a shame…. You had every potential to do good and look at you now.
Doflamingo
Tch. You don't know me at all.
Fukaboshi narrows his eyes and hovers himself away, pulling the trident from the Warlord's face to slam its base onto the sandy floor.
Fukaboshi
No…. Something's changed.
Doflamingo
Nothing has changed. I've always been like this.
The mermaid king hesitates and carefully observes the state of the man in front of him. Seeing that the Warlord is too maddened, he judges that he will have no chance to change his heart by appealing to him at this point. He presses on back to the original matter at hand.
Fukaboshi
Tell me where Sanji is, Doflamingo.
At that, the tall blonde remains quiet. Through the cracked lenses of his sunglasses, the mermaid king sees his eyes move ever so subtly to the side, towards the shore where he'd emerged from. When he follows his gaze, he sees a dark shape half buried in the sand. He approaches it.
Doflamingo
Don't!
Fukaboshi pauses on his tracks and glances at him with an intrigued brow. He continues his careful approach. As he gets closer, Doflamingo’s rage worsens.
Doflamingo
I SWEAR, IF AS MUCH AS LAY A SINGLE FINGER ON HIM–!!!
Fukaboshi
Sanji?
The mermaid king's eyes widen in surprise when he recognises the stranger's familiar blonde hair and curled brows. He doesn't question his new form but instead, he gently scoops him up and carries him in one of his large arms.
Doflamingo
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?! When I get out of here, I will gut you and the rest of your family!
Fukaboshi ignores him and quietly floats inland, never taking his concerned gaze off the unconscious young man.
Fukaboshi
Heart Pirates, I need your assistance.
From behind a large boulder near one of Jaya’s forests, Bepo, Penguin and Shachi come out of hiding and run towards him.
Bepo
Did you find them, King Fukaboshi?!
Fukaboshi
Keep Sanji safe. I think he was knocked out cold.
Bepo
Ahh!! Chore Boy! Give– uh…
As soon as the mermaid king passes the young man into the arms of the polar bear mink, the three Heart Pirates stare at the stranger in confusion. After a short moment, Penguin breaks the silence.
Penguin
We've been doing this for a very long time but not once have I seen this as a symptom for getting “knocked out cold”.
Shachi
Are you sure it's him, Mr. Fish King?
Fukaboshi
I am certain.
Bepo
He looks so…different. Younger! How can you be so sure?
Fukaboshi
Just a gut feeling.
And…Doffy there isn't too happy.
They all turn their attention to the still writhing and raging Warlord in Fukaboshi's water hold.
Bepo
You did it…. You really did it! You captured him! Captain will be so happy!
Shachi
I'll get a dry towel for Chore Boy.
Penguin
Right! Let's get to work!
Bepo
Right!
The Heart Pirates hurriedly make their way towards a nearby treeline and settle the younger Sanji on the soft grass to nurse him.
Doflamingo
I will kill. Every. Single. One of you.
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
Fukaboshi glares at the Warlord and returns to stand in front of him. He holds his trident aloft and slams the blunt end onto the ground. From the impact, a loud gong-like tune emanates from the weapon and reverberates through to its very tips. The sand shifts like a wave of water and the force travels out to the open sea. Doflamingo makes a growling sound at the back of his throat but stops struggling about.
Reiju
Fukaboshi!!
A familiar shape appears from above. With Law on her back, the pink commander descends and takes a run towards the mermaid king. When she gets closer, they notice her bulging heart-shaped eyes and legs spinning about, moving around left and right like a toy top.
Reiju
FUKABOSHI, MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCE!!! Your long wavy locks and bedazzling scales never fail to brighten my day!
Please, PLEASE ignore the ugly man hanging off me! My heart only belongs to you!
Law
QUIT IT!! You’re making me dizzy! Put me down!
Reiju
Psh.
When Reiju finally settles, Law spots the water-bound Warlord and gawks at him in bewilderment. He hops down from the commander's back and approaches Doflamingo cautiously.
Law
You…. How is this possible?
Fukaboshi
You must be Trafalgar Law. I heard so many good things about you.
Law
A pleasure, Your Highness. I assume this is your handiwork?
Fukaboshi
Please, just “Fukaboshi” will do. Any friend of the Pirate King is a friend to Fish-Man Island. And yes. A mutual friend of ours insisted I get more creative with my combative skills so… here we are.
Doflamingo
Well, well…what lovely new friends we’re all making today. Don't think this is all over, Law. You're the reason why this all started in the first place.
Reiju
I think it very much is the end for you, Doflamingo.
Great job, Fukaboshi! You really did it this time!
Fukaboshi half bows to her with an appreciative smile.
Reiju
Have you seen Sanji and Roronoa Zoro by any chance? He and this one had thrown themselves off Skypiea and fought midair. We couldn't catch up in time and lost sight of him.
Fukaboshi doesn’t look too impressed at the sound of the Demon Warlord’s name but as he’s in the audience of one of his favourite Vinsmokes, he keeps his composure.
Fukaboshi
I'm afraid I haven't seen Roronoa Zoro. I've just called for my forces to return. Hopefully they will have better news for you. As for Sanji–
The tide rapidly drops and all eyes turn towards the body of water. When it rises, a large form emerges from the depths, accompanied by two gigantic seakings tailing it closely. The creatures remain partly submerged and stop just before the shallower side. Shirahoshi floats with her own bubble over the land to join the crowd, looking tired and emotional.
Shirahoshi
Big sister Reiju! I'm so glad to see you safe! Did you find Sanji?!
Reiju
Erm…
Fukaboshi
The Heart Pirates are tending to the Pirate King as we speak.
Reiju
Oh, Fukaboshi, you're the best!!
Reiju jumps to kiss Fukaboshi on the cheek then immediately runs inland to join the Heart Pirates by the treeline.
Shirahoshi
This is great news about Sanji! But uhm…big brother, my seakings found a uh… sky seaking, I guess?
Fukaboshi
A…what?
They look towards the seakings in the water. When Shirahoshi waves at them, they shift their long tails apart to reveal a giant snake partly wrapped over their long bodies for support.
Law
NOLA?!?
The two giant creatures assist Nola towards the shore, curling and stretching their long tails to carefully carry her through. Thanks to them, her head stays above the surface but the rest of her body falls limp in the waters. They can tell that she's in no shape to move. Her body is riddled with scorch marks and cuts which Law deduces were from the fires and the raiders’ attacks. He quickly trudges through the shallow end and places a gentle affectionate hand on her massive nose.
Law
What are you doing all the way down here? How did you even get here? Is Skypiea gone for good?
The creature coos softly at recognising his voice. She weakly opens her eyes and looks straight at him. To Law’s surprise, she winks. With a groan, she slowly opens her mouth widely and everyone on the island gasps in shock.
Inside her gaping maw, the entire population of Skypiea stood. They cover and squint their eyes until they adjust to the light. At which point, Wyper, Gan Fall and Conis carefully make their way down from Nola's tongue then through between her fangs.
Wyper
So this is the blue sea…. The air is… different–ah.
As soon as the three Skypieans jump onto the shallow waters, their legs quiver at the odd sensation.
Conis
Why are the clouds like this? So weird…. It's all water.
When they walk further and onto the sandy ground, they are met by the mermaid king and his sister. They stare at each other curiously, eyeing the different features on their bodies in amazement having never seen species of their kinds before.
Conis
You… you have a tail! And gills! And you can fly? So cool!!
Shirahoshi
And you have wings and…those pointy things on your head! That’s so fascinating! Oh…this is just a coral bubble. We need it to float around on land.
Fukaboshi smiles warmly at them.
Fukaboshi
You must be the sky people. I welcome you. I wish your arrival was in better circumstances. It’s not normally this…
He glances behind him towards Doflamingo.
Fukaboshi
…unpleasant.
Wyper
You don’t say…
Wyper marches angrily at the bound Warlord.
Wyper
This must be the Doflamingo we've heard so much about. I should kill you right here, right now for burning down our home.
Voice
Wait!
Red and green blazing auras descend from the sky. When they land, Yonji approaches Fukaboshi and the crowd surrounding him while Ichiji hurriedly makes his way towards the Heart Pirates with the unconscious Niji in his arms.
Reiju
Oh, Niji…. Lay him here, brother. Gently now.
Ichiji
You got Sanji, then? Wait…
Reiju
It’s a long story….
Gan Fall
It’s you! Wyper, Conis–look! It's the green Northy!
Yonji
God and Skypieans… I… I took part in the destruction of your home and I will take full responsibility for my actions.
Wyper’s face turns red from fury.
Wyper
You… WHAT?!
Reiju
Hold on!
Before Wyper could lunge at Yonji, Reiju runs and puts herself between them. She holds her brother's hand behind her protectively.
Reiju
Doflamingo controlled him against his will. He couldn't fight it!
Wyper
I don't care about your excuses! He deserves to be punished!
Reiju
I agree. But not here. Not like this.
Gan Fall steps forward from behind and lays a gentle hand on Wyper’s shoulder.
Gan Fall
The girl is right, Wyper. We can’t rush into these things. Just remember, this young man rescued us from those pirates and somehow helped us find our way down here.
Having left Niji in the Heart Pirate’s care, Ichiji joins them to chime in.
Ichiji
Yonji did well, sister. He did exactly what God said and single handedly flew the snake down with his winches to save everyone from the fires. It wasn't easy. We’re lucky we ran into Shirahoshi.
Gan Fall
See, Wyper? Level your head. He deserves a fair trial. You’re not going to run away, are you, young man?
Yonji
No, sir. I meant what I said. I will accept the consequences of my actions.
Gan Fall
A brave and honourable decision. We will certainly attend your hearing and we will take that into account. I suppose we’ll just have to trust you to come along.
Reiju
And what of Doflamingo’s crew?
Yonji hesitates to speak. He shifts his legs and rubs the back of his arm uncomfortably. When Reiju sees them, she notices that his sleeves are covered in dried blood.
Yonji
They’re taken care of.
Ichiji
Under my direct order, Reiju. They didn’t give us much of a choice. They were relentless.
Reiju
Oh…
Wyper
Tch.
Wyper crosses his arms and averts his gaze, unsatisfied with the whole situation and Gan Fall’s decision to not take immediate action.
Yonji
I’m sorry. I know my apology isn’t enough and it will never be. I don’t expect you to forgive me at all.
Wyper
You bet we wo–!
When the warrior glares at the commander, he freezes. He sees a mirage of Zoro and Sanji’s faces circle around his green-haired head. When they merge into one, the illusion pops, revealing Yonji's face behind it. Blood suddenly bursts out of Wyper’s nose. His eyes roll to the back of his skull as he faints but Yonji catches him by an arm and around his waist in time before he hits the ground.
Yonji
Woah, woah! Are you okay? What happened? I swear, I didn’t do anything.
Wyper groans, his eyes spinning in circles.
Conis
OH! It’s because you look like… erm… I’ll explain later. Come on, Wyper. Sit down and have a second.
Conis leads them under the treeline with the rest of the injured. Yonji sets down the dizzy warrior to recover in the shade. Back on the shore, Law rolls his eyes after realising exactly what the Skypiean was talking about.
Law
Now then…
The doctor approaches Doflamingo until he's just outside the vortex of water that binds him. He taps his own shoulder a couple of times with his sheathed sword, glaring at the man. Doflamingo simply returns his gaze with a menacing smile.
Doflamingo
I hope you’re happy, Trafalgar. This is a very heartwarming reunion…seeing old friends and making new ones. Quite touching.
Law
You have something that belongs to me.
Doflamingo
You would think so.
Law
Fukaboshi, I need to search him.
Fukaboshi
You’re welcome to. He’s too weak in the water to resist. Though I must recommend a non-Devil Fruit user to assist you. If you so much as touch those waters, you’ll find that your energy will drain in an instant.
Law
I see. In that case–
Doflamingo
You can search me all you want, Law. But you’ll find that I have nothing in my possession that’s of interest to you.
Rosinante is lost. Again. Thanks to you.
Law narrows his eyes at him and grits his teeth angrily, resisting every urge to beat the living shit out of him.
Voice
Big bro! We found the swordsman!
All eyes turn back to the sea and watch Fukaboshi’s brothers emerge from the blue waters. With their own bubbles, they float their way up to the island. In front, Ryuboshi leads the way with a weakened and bloodied Zoro on his back. Manboshi follows closely behind them, carrying all three of his swords in his arms.
Law
Zoro-ya!
Zoro struggles to lift his head over the mermaid prince's shoulder. As soon as he sees Law, he raises his arm, showing off the Heart of Skypiea in his hand. The doctor feels a great amount of relief wash over him.
Doflamingo
Tch.
Reiju
MY PRINCES!!!
Shirahoshi
Wait, big sister! Close your eyes!!!
Clasping her hands under her chin, Reiju spins and circles around all three mermaid brothers. Lecherous hearts pop out of her eyes.
Reiju
My three favourite royal mermen…all in one place?! I have…to resist…. BUT I COULDN'T BE ANY HAPPIER! MY GORGEOUS HANDSOME BEAUTIES! PLEASE ALLOW ME TO EXPRESS MY UNDYING LOVE!!
Before she can, Reiju suddenly turns into stone. Her stunned body falls onto the sand with a heavy thump and they all stare at her awkwardly.
Shirahoshi
I’m so, so, sorry Reiju!
Big brothers! I told you to wear shirts!
Manboshi
Oh no… not again.
Ichiji sighs in exasperation and drags Reiju’s petrified body by her foot though the sand and up on the grassy terrain where the Heart Pirates are currently tending to the injured–some more than others.
Ichiji
Here. Another one.
Heart Pirates
WHAT?!
Bepo
What's with everyone just suddenly fainting?! We’re not even under attack!
Penguin
Captain!! We are severely understaffed right now.
Shachi
I don’t even know how to help this one!
Ichiji
Trust me, she's pretty helpless. Just give her time and make sure nothing breaks off.
Bepo
…Oops…
Ichiji
…Like that. Yeah…. It’s probably best that you don't tell her that you snapped some of her hair.
Back on the sandy shores where the friends gathered, Ryuboshi approaches the mermaid king.
Ryuboshi
Big brother, what do we do with the Demon Warlord, do-re-mi-fa~ ?
Zoro attempts to push himself to look up but his head flumps back onto the mermaid prince’s shoulder. When the crystal heart slips from his grasp, Law catches it on time.
Fukaboshi snarls at the sight of the swordsman and crosses his arms.
Fukaboshi
This one you can throw back into the sea.
Neptune Siblings
WHAT?!
Doflamingo laughs out loud.
Doflamingo
For once, we are in agreement, King Fukaboshi.
Fukaboshi
Hmph.
Shirahoshi
That’s so cruel, big brother! No! I must insist that we help him!
Fukaboshi
Do what you want. He can drown or bleed to death for all I care. Both, if we're lucky.
Shirahoshi
Stop talking like that!
Zoro
Let…let me down.
Ryuboshi
A–are you sure, swordsman? You look badly hurt, re-mi-so~
Law approaches and assists Zoro off the mermaid prince. He hooks his arm around his shoulder to keep him up.
Zoro
Traffy… I failed him. I couldn't…
Law
He's here. Come on. I’ll take you to him.
Relieved to hear the news, Zoro lets the doctor drag his feet. Fukaboshi’s unhappy eyes follow them as they make their way inland. The rest of the crowd tails them, eager to hear the exact events that unfolded in Skypiea, and to check on Sanji and the rest of the injured. Now alone with the mermaid king, Doflamingo speaks.
Doflamingo
I can die happy if you promise to kill him.
They watch quietly as Law sets the swordsman down onto the grass where young Sanji lay. Weakly, Zoro crawls towards him and sits next to his body while Law and the Heart Pirates start their preparations to attend to his injuries. With a hushed low voice, Fukaboshi responds to the Warlord.
Fukaboshi
I’m not making such promises.
Doffy…
Doflamingo’s eyes drop down to the ground and expression on his face turns sour, fully expecting the lecture that comes next. Fukaboshi finally turns to look at him directly.
Fukaboshi
Can’t you talk to me? I thought we used to be friends… good friends. I trusted you with my life. If it’s about the Demon Warlord, I don’t like him either. Sanji was insistent that he fight him head on but from what I was told, that was back then. How could you do this to him?
The Warlord’s head droops lower.
Fukaboshi
Is there… something else? What changed, Doffy? The three of us made a pact for life. I find it hard to believe that–
Doflamingo
Fukaboshi…
Doflamingo raises his head slightly, watching the group fuss over the injured ones. The remaining Skypieans finally build up the courage to set foot onto the island to allow Nola to rest her jaws. They flood inland to explore.
Doflamingo
Have you ever had something in your life that you’d do anything for? Something you’d give up everything for.
Fukaboshi takes a moment to process his words. He watches his own siblings reunite with their extended Vinsmoke family, shaking hands, lightly wrestling with each other and assisting the Heart Pirates in caring for Sanji, Reiju and Niji. He wonders what could possibly have occurred to Doflamingo to have him change so unexpectedly and so drastically. Afraid that the Warlord would clam up if questioned too quickly, Fukaboshi resists the urge to bombard him with questions and instead chooses to answer him directly.
Fukaboshi
Yes.
Doflamingo
I used to think everyone and everything was disposable. Replaceable.
Doflamingo bears his gaze at the unconscious blonde in the distance.
Doflamingo
This is all new to me. It disgusts me. I find myself vile and weak.
Fukaboshi
It’s not a weakness, Doffy. What you’re feeling is–
Doflamingo
Fukaboshi, I’m cashing in.
Fukaboshi
Wh–what?
Doflamingo tilts his head and locks eyes with the horrified mermaid king.
Doflamingo
To make it easier for you, I will leave. You won't have to see me again. But I can't get stuck here or anywhere.
You’ve always said that you owe me for taking part in giving your people a place in the Levely. Here's your chance to free yourself of that debt.
Fukaboshi
You’re mad. You can't be serious! You're asking for too much, Doffy! People want to see you face justice. And so do I. Especially for what you did to Sanji and his brothers. However, the reason why I’m going to insist on taking you into our custody is so you don’t get killed or worse–locked up to be mistreated by the Marines. Understand that I'm already doing this for you.
Doflamingo
Come now, viejo amigo . I know you’re a man of your word.
…What do you think Sanji would do in your place?
Fukaboshi’s eyes widen at the question. His hand grips the trident tighter, suddenly so unsure about the situation at hand.
Fukaboshi
…He would honour the deal.
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Bonus: Full Portraits
Chapter 26
Notes:
Hiya! I'd like to thank my readers for getting this far. You inspire and motivate me to do my best with this little big fic. You're beautiful and awesome human beings! I've never been so driven to draw and write so much in my life.
I'm back to work after my little rest period recovering from surgery so my updates will slow down from here on but I'll aim to get a chapter done every 1-2 weeks.
Fish-Man Island x Straw Hat World will be the last chunk of adventure(s) of this book. I got a tonne more ideas so I'm considering a sequel or some one-off stories but we shall see!
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Chapter Text
Hearing old Sanji's backstory was a bit much. It was young Zoro's turn to have a nosebleed that day.
It took nearly six hours for the blonde to share his life stories and a detailed one of his trip to Skypiea that eventually led him here. The Straw Hats all listened intently, at the edge of their seats for the most part. The only times they stopped was when to have meal breaks but they eagerly regrouped to continue the Pirate King of the North’s tall tales.
During their sessions, Chopper had attended to the older man's injuries. The reindeer doctor was surprised to see how quickly he healed but he assumed that it's due to his altered genetics. It suddenly made sense to Zoro how the cook was able to keep up with him during fights given how little he worked on his combative skills compared to his daily routine. Though he supposes constantly defending the kitchen fridge and pantry from the greedy hands of their beloved captain kind of counts as training.
In preparation for dinner, the Straw Hats scrambled around to improvise meals with whatever food provisions their vanished cook has left for them. Having apparently annoyed the easily infuriated navigator, Zoro was kicked out for “getting in the way” when he'd stolen his sixth bottle of booze from the racks. Much to his demise, he was ordered to “keep his boyfriend company” to prevent him causing any more trouble in the galley. With a bottle on hand, he begrudgingly proceeds to the infirmary where old Sanji is resting.
There is no response when he knocks on the door a couple of times so he lets himself in as quietly as possible. When he sees the blonde sleeping on one of the beds, he settles himself on the farthest seat on a corner and closes his eyes for a nap.
He tried anyway. Minute after minute he scratched, twitched and shuffled uncomfortably, unable to catch a wink. The sound of the infirmary’s ticking clock is distracting, the temperature in the room is too warm and the injuries he had accumulated from Thriller Bark are acting up again. He winces when his chest throbs painfully. He makes his way to Chopper's desk and shuffles through his drawers in search of medical supplies. When he manages to find fresh bandages, he glances behind to make sure that the blonde is still asleep then proceeds to take his shirt off to replace the wraps on his body.
It was easy enough to remove the old bandages but it’s proving difficult to apply new ones. He finds that he's unable to lift and bend his arms properly to loop the damn things around his back. He feels a sudden sting under his pec and winces, dropping the fresh roll onto the floor accidentally. He groans in frustration.
Zoro
Damn it.
Sanji
Your wounds are deeper than how it looks on the surface.
Zoro jolts in surprise and snaps his head to look behind him. He grimaces at the sudden movement and takes several steps around while rubbing the sore areas in an attempt to ease the pain. When he finally looks towards the infirmary beds, he sees that the old blonde has a hand over his eyes, half dozing.
Sanji
Why don't you ask your racoon friend for help?
Zoro
I can take care of myself, damn twirly brows.
Sanji
Mhmm…
Flustered and not at all embarrassed, Zoro snatches the loose bandage from the floor, not at all feeling hurt when he bent over, then marches off angrily to the opposite side of the room where he pulls the room partition curtain for privacy.
Sanji can't see what's going on but he hears Zoro’s attempts at bandaging himself up once more. The young man's stubbornness, and muffled grunts and cursing make him smile.
Sanji
Don't want to be a burden on your friends, hmm?
Zoro
Shut your mouth! It’s not like that at all!
Sanji
I won't tell anyone if you ask me to help you.
There was a moment of silence. Then there was a sound of the curtain screen being slowly opened. When Sanji pulls his hand away from his face and looks over out of curiosity, he sees a disgruntled Zoro tangled up in loose bandages glaring at him between the sheets. The blonde stifles a laugh.
Sanji
Pfft–!
The swordsman growls in irritation and quickly pulls the screen shut to hide himself.
Sanji
No! Don’t go away. I'm sorry! I really can't get over how cute you are–
Zoro
I'm not cute! Stop saying that!
Sanji hears more shuffling on the other side of the curtains. He chuckles softly, swings his legs across to stand on his feet and proceeds to make his way to Chopper's medical cabinet. He purposely gives Zoro time to struggle about some more, enjoying the adorable sounds of him trying to be as quiet as possible but he can tell that the young man is not making good progress in nursing his injuries by himself.
Sanji
Sit. This'll be quicker if someone else does it for you.
There is a moment of silence as Sanji shuffles through the supplies to fetch a couple of clean rolls and a pair of scissors.
Sanji
This doesn't have to reach Chopper's ears.
There is another pause then finally the sound of a bed mattress creaking. He presumes that the swordsman finally gave in.
Sanji closes the cabinet and takes light steps to the other side of the room where Zoro hid. When he pulls the curtains, he finds him sitting on the infirmary bed with a grumpy face, his arms crossed and bandages loosely hanging around his torso. Sanji quickly turns his reddened face away and covers his mouth.
Sanji
PFFFFFFFFFT–!
Zoro
Stop laughing! It’s not funny!
The blonde purses his lips and waves a hand over his face, trying to swat the invisible laughing bugs away.
Zoro
I will cut you, I swear.
Sanji
You're more than welcome to try. Though that's never worked out well for us before.
Sanji slowly approaches him and presents the contents in his hands.
Sanji
Yours won't do anymore. These are clean. May I?
Zoro scoffs and turns his gaze away but doesn't say no. Sanji smiles warmly and closes in to get to work. He sets down the fresh bandages on the mattress next to Zoro and begins removing the old ones from his body to toss it in a nearby bin, careful not to make any skin contact to piss him off.
The swordsman slowly works up the courage to look at Sanji. He looks away quickly when his bright blue orbs glance at him. Taking pity on the young man's awkward state, Sanji fills in the silence.
Sanji
So…how did you piss off the great Bartholomew Kuma for him to do this to you?
Zoro
Wh–what? How did you know…?
The corner of Sanji's mouth curls into a small devilish smile. He winks at him.
Sanji
I'm just that good, darling.
The swordsman hesitates as the last of his loose bandages are cut and stripped off, remembering the painful incident that occurred from Thriller Bark not too long ago.
Zoro
It's none of your business.
Sanji
I was just curious. No need to answer.
Whatever happened to you must have been quite punishing.
When Sanji momentarily turns to put away the pair of scissors and wipe his hands clean, Zoro gets a glimpse of the man's slave mark and the long scar that spans his neck. He tears his gaze away before he can be caught staring.
Zoro
So…who won the fight?
Sanji
That's none of your business.
Zoro
Hmph!
Sanji
I'm kidding! I'm kidding! Goodness, so bloody serious. Come on, which fight are we talking about, love?
Zoro grunts in annoyance as Sanji keeps his own eyes and hands focused on starting work to wrap clean bandages around the young man's body.
Zoro
Between you and…other me. You said that we fought for a couple of decades and the scores have been more or less even but I don't understand what happened at the end of your story. Who won the fight?
Sanji purses his lips in deep thought. After some time, he speaks in a hushed low tone.
Sanji
No one.
Zoro raises an intrigued brow.
Sanji
We wasted so much of our life fighting each other for our own selfish reasons that we both missed out on what we could have used as an opportunity to get to know one another.
We got there in the end, I suppose. But for all that, I think we're both losers.
Zoro can tell there's a hint of guilt behind the facade of his smile. His curiosity betrays him and he does get caught staring. He quickly turns away with a light blush on his cheeks.
Sanji
Do you and my other self fight as well?
The swordsman hesitates to reply as the blonde takes a step closer to loop the fresh bandage over his chest and under his arm. He tries not to think about how good he smells.
Zoro
Only when you piss me off. Which is all the time.
Sanji
Hah! And what does he do that gets on your nerves on the regular?
Zoro
Existing.
Sanji
Ah, it’s one of those .
Zoro
What? What are you talking about?
Sanji
Do you like me, Marimo-kun? Do you like him , I mean?
Zoro
ACK–!
Sanji
Don’t move, otherwise we’ll have to redo. Arm up a bit more, love.
Sanji gently guides his upper arm and raises it slightly to get better access to his shoulders. Zoro dares a peak at the scars along his limbs–particularly deep ones in the middle of both sides of his hands, the clear evidence of his once-severed wrist and the burns that span his forearm.
Zoro
Did other me really do all that?
Sanji
The scars? Most of them, yes. There’s more around my top and legs too.
Zoro
There’s…a lot.
Sanji
It's because we fought a lot, darling. And we're not the type to hold back. Like I said, we’re both losers.
Zoro
I don’t think so.
Sanji
Oh?
Zoro
If you got there in the end, like you said. I don’t think you’d be together if you didn’t fight. It’s kind of like a win. I bet you two got stronger from it too.
Sanji
Oh my. You DO like me! You like the other me!
Zoro
Sh–shut up!!! I don’t! How the hell did you even make that connection?!
Zoro’s recoil at his own denial causes the neatly wrapped bandages on his bicep to loosen up and fall. Sanji’s eye twitches in annoyance so he grabs one of Chopper’s medical clipboards off a wall and whacks the top of the swordsman’s head with it.
Zoro
Oww!
Sanji
I said, “stop moving”! Now I have to do this part again!
Zoro
Hmph!
Mildly annoyed, Sanji tosses the clipboard aside and proceeds to fix the wrap on the swordsman’s upper arm. He steals a glance and finds the young Zoro awkwardly sweating and uncomfortable on his seat.
Sanji
Hey.
Zoro
What now?
Sanji
At some point, let’s spar.
Zoro
…Bring it, old geezer.
—
Back in the other world, the younger Sanji slowly awakens from the sounds of voices around him. He weakly opens his eyes but his blurred vision can only see colourful blobs hovering over his head.
Voice 1
Dressrosa has no leader but we will lose our current advantage if Fukaboshi sees through this ridiculous deal.
Voice 2
This might prove tricky, Ichi. I will try to convince him otherwise but he has to realise that he's risking losing the war as well if he sets him free. My handsome mermaid prince–I mean, king…is too honourable to turn this down. Let's hope Sanji wakes up soon.
Voice 3
There's also something else….
Voice 2
What is it?
Voice 3
During my travels with Doflamingo, I learned that he sent Monet to raid our labs in secret.
Voice 1
Shit.
Voice 2
Wait, why haven't we heard anything about any of them blowing up? Last time we checked, everything was running well.
Voice 3
No, it's not like that. I think he wanted something that Niji was working on.
Sanji feels an aching throb in his head when he hears his older brother’s name. He's pretty certain he heard the first one earlier as well. Surely he must still be dreaming.
Voice 2
That will be hard to narrow down until he wakes up. He has a lot of side projects.
Voice 1
At any rate, Doflamingo could have taken advantage of the fact that we're currently away to wreak havoc in the labs. Why didn't he destroy anything? That could have crippled us easily.
Voice 2
It's definitely suspicious. Did he steal any of Niji’s prototypes? Any data?
Voice 3
Not to my knowledge. But from what little I overheard, it sounded like he wanted it to keep going. He's careful not to intervene with the progress. I wish I knew more but…Niji was interrogated a lot behind closed doors and Doflamingo kept his calls private.
Voice 2
So…what, he's just checking in? Quietly?
Voice 3
I guess…yeah.
Sanji
Ughh… my head…. So noisy….
Voice 2
Oh! He’s awake! He's awake!
Voice 4
Wait, what?! Get out of the way!!
Oi Curls, are you alive?!
Voice 1
Hey! Back off, demon . My baby blue brother may have said some acceptable things about you but I still don't like or trust you.
But…he's really small, isn't he?
Voice 3
Look at him! So squishy.
Voice 1
He's just…so little! I could just eat him up!
Voice 4
Curls!! Answer me!
Young Sanji feels his face getting lightly slapped repeatedly. He groans and swats the annoying hand away as he struggles to sit up. He rubs his eyes to clear his vision.
As the silhouettes before him slowly form, there are sounds of rumbling and tumbling. He sees two blurred people kick someone else towards the far end of what looks like a giant fish’s tail moving underneath the water surface.
Voice 1 and 3
Stop slapping him!!
Voice 2
Sanji….
When Sanji feels a gentle caring hand caressing his face, he places his own hand over it, thinking that it's a beautiful lady who has come from the very heavens itself to save him from an unsettling nightmare. In his dream, he met his sister and an old shitty Marimo on a ship where, for some reason, a tall lanky flamingo that had a striking resemblance to one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea wanted him dead.
Sanji
Beautiful lady…am I in heaven…?
His vision comes to focus on swirls–eyebrows shaped like his but oriented the opposite way–three pairs of them. Behind these features are individuals with colourful hair that are all too familiar. Two have what looks like partly broken helmets obscuring their faces but there's no question what their identities are. His jaws drop agape as his eyes shift rapidly from Reiju who is kneeling in front of him, then to Ichiji and Yonji who are both bent over behind her, then back to Reiju again.
He slowly realises that he certainly isn't in heaven. In his mind, he's died and he's been sent to hell.
Reiju
Well, thanks, I guess? Are you alright, baby brother?
She clasps both of his hands in hers then waves her free one in front of the blonde's stunned face. Sanji makes no movements in response.
Ichiji
Is he broken?
Reiju
He did hit his head pretty hard. Hey, are you there? I hope this isn't because of the Raid Suit….
Keeping a protective hand held onto her younger brother, she uses her other one to pull his eyelids to check for a concussion then examines the bandages wrapped around his forehead.
Reiju
He doesn’t look too bad…. He's in pretty good health actually, aside from his…oddly youthful state.
Yonji
Maybe it’s his hearing? Don’t mind me, bro. Just checking for bleeding.
When Reiju pulls her hands to give way, Yonji slowly and, to add to Sanji’s bewilderment, gently tucks his hair behind his ears to expose both of his bright blue eyes. Yonji grabs onto his jaws with his massive hands and carefully tilts his head left and right to check for any damages.
Yonji
He's right as rain.
Ugh…so adorable. So soft. Look how patchy his little beard is!
He playfully squeezes the blonde’s cheek and gives it a little shake. Sanji remains frozen in place, barely blinking.
Reiju
Oh my god, I don’t know what this is but I am soooo in.
Unable to contain herself, Reiju squeezes Sanji’s opposite cheek. Together, they smoosh his face up and down in opposite directions.
Ichiji
…Squish.
Ichiji reaches past between his siblings and pokes a finger on Sanji’s nose. All three Vinsmokes’ eyes sparkle brightly.
Reiju and Yonji
AHHH!! Soooooo cuuuuuuute!
Sanji
WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL!!!
Sanji finally comes to, slapping their hands away and scrambling clumsily backwards. He falls onto the floor from a low makeshift bed, dragging a blanket that somehow tangled itself up around his leg with him. His three siblings stare at his breathless panicking state in confusion. With nervously trembling arms and legs, and unable to tear his gaze away, the blonde feels behind him blindly and hoists himself to lean on whatever he can prop up against, desperate to keep as much distance away from three of his least favourite people on the planet. When his bum meets a soft surface, he realises that he’s sitting on another bed. He looks down and yelps when he realises that it’s occupied with yet the other least favourite person on the planet comfortably sleeping with a pillow and a blanket.
Niji
Ugh…
Yonji
Yo, what’s wrong with you? Watch where you're going!
Did Niji fuck up big time on that Raid Suit upgrade? Are you stuck like that?
Ichiji
The design is…interesting.
Reiju slowly approaches Sanji with both hands up.
Reiju
Brother… don't freak out but Trafalgar Law somehow transformed you into this… younger form.
Sanji
Wh–what? Who? And why are you here? Why am I here? Where am I?!
Sanji looks around swiftly. He sees that they are travelling in the middle of the ocean on board an open wooden ship with curtains pulled back. Looking past the frames, he sees that the vessel is built on top and around a gigantic oarfish.
Behind them are several seakings equipped with the same but slightly smaller ships on their backs. Through their own open curtains, he sees a mix of armoured mermaid soldiers and Skypieans.
Reiju
You'll be pleased to know that Fukaboshi has captured and detained Donquixote Doflamingo. We're on our way to Fish-Man Island with the Skypiean survivors as we speak. Gan Fall, Conis and a handful of volunteers insisted they stay behind to begin Skypiea's restoration.
Sanji
What? Conis-chan and Gan Fall, the Sky Knight?
Ichiji
Yes. Clone reinforcements arrived just before we left Jaya. They're there to add security to Skypiea and assist with their efforts in the reforestry and the rebuilding of their city.
Reiju
It was a smart move allying with them, little bro! Granted, it was off to a rough start but I can see a lot of ways we can help each other out in the future! The tactical advantage alone on a floating island in the middle of the Grand Line–
Sanju
WAIT! Wait, wait, wait! What…I–I don't understand. This is a lot of information!
The three Vinsmokes exchange glances.
Yonji
You don't remember?
Sanji
I remember you being an asshole. You too! And this one!
The blonde points his nose to all three of his brothers. Yonji averts his gaze and rubs the back of his neck.
Yonji
I don't know about Niji but I know that what I did was…barbaric to say the least.
Ichiji
I agree.
Reiju
Easy, Ichiji….
Yonji
I just hope that you find it in your heart to…forgive me. I'm willing to do everything I can to make up for it. I just hope we stay friends and…at this point, your brother. And the same goes for Niji….
Sanji scoffs and chuckles, presuming that it's all just some kind of sick joke. When the three of his siblings simply stare at him to watch his reaction, he realises that his brother is being genuine.
Sanji
Wait, are you serious? Did you just… apologise to me?
Yonji
Well…yeah? For whatever that's worth….
Sanji
…And you mean it?
Yonji
Every word.
It is at that point Sanji hears the shuffling of a fabric. When he looks next to him, Niji has his middle finger up at Yonji. His eyes remain closed.
Yonji
I…probably deserve that. And much worse.
Niji weakly rests his hand on his abdomen. When the blonde trails his gaze down his brother's figure, he sees that both of his legs were severed.
Sanji
What the hell happened to you?
Niji
Stop making fun of me. You know what happened. You're so noisy.
Reiju approaches and bends over next to Niji's head. She brushes the messy fringe off his face and places a gentle kiss on his forehead.
Reiju
How are you feeling?
Niji
Pretty shit. Is everyone safe?
Reiju
Yes. Though you should know…
Sanji jolts when he feels a hand touch and clasp his. Niji holds onto him tight.
Niji
Good to have you back, bro. I thought we lost you for good. It was a close call.
The young blonde stares at him in disbelief, speechless at the unexpected contact and affection.
Ichiji steps forward.
Ichiji
Scooch. Big brother wants some of this action.
Sanji snarls at him angrily.
Sanji
Oh no you do–!
Niji
Go on, then.
With a hearty grin, Ichiji skirts around the makeshift bed and drops his bum behind Sanji, making the two current occupants bounce on the mattress. He immediately wraps an arm around the blonde and pulls him roughly for a hug while Niji keeps his hand around his.
Sanji feels heat all the way up his ears. He wants to kick both of them into the ground.
Reiju
Ooh, we're doing this?! I miss having everyone together~
Reiju settles herself next to Sanji and wraps her arms around him and Ichiji.
Sanji
This–this is…
Reiju
Come on, Yonji!
Ichiji
I order you to bring it in, Major.
Niji
I'll forgive you if you get in here.
Reiju, Ichiji and Niji
Come oooooon, Yonj!
The three older siblings jeer on, increasing the volume and their demands the longer Yonji drags it out. Sanji is too constricted to move away. When he looks at his green-headed brother, he sees that he's staring at them with uncertainty. Slowly, the man's lips curl into a smile and he shakes his head in defeat. Wordlessly, he closes in.
At that, their last sibling finally joins them on the bed. They squeeze Sanji and themselves into a collective tight embrace as they teased and tussled with each other. The blonde thought he was in hell when he saw his siblings, but now he's not so sure. He takes his time to watch each one of them, confused as to why they have this level of affection and emotions, questions why in the world they care about him all of the sudden, and why they're much older than him.
There is a loud snap and a crash as the makeshift bed collapses from the stress of having five rambunctious people on top of it. They collectively yell and scream, then worriedly fuss over the state of their blue-haired brother who is still recovering from his injuries.
Voice
OI! What the hell are you all doing?!
Their attention turns to the far open window towards the back of the ship and see a shape of green pop up from outside. When he finally grips the wooden frames, Zoro, drenched in seawater, hoists himself up and lands unceremoniously onto the deck. He rubs a large bump on his head and curses at the fact that he got literally kicked out, then proceeds to remove his robe to wring it dry.
Reiju
We are having an overdue, intimate family moment, thank you very much. What are you doing?
Sanji
Oh my god, this isn't a dream.
Yonji
Did you say something, Sanj?
Sanji
MARIMO!!!
Sanji forcefully shoves his siblings away and runs to a fighting stance next to the swordsman. Reiju pouts, looking positively heartbroken.
Zoro
Woah, hey, are you alright? Did they do anything to you?
Sanji
I don't know why you're old–why everyone is–but we need to get the hell out of here. Be careful! We're outnumbered and they're tough.
The three Vinsmokes stand on their feet with Niji in Yonji's arms. They look at him in confusion and worry.
Yonji
What are you on about, mate? We're heading home.
Sanji
Don't listen to them! Let's go, Marimo! They're heartless killing machines with no emotions!
Yonji
Ouch.
Ichiji
Rude.
Niji
That was uncalled for.
Reiju
That hurts, brother.
Zoro
Right, if you say so, Curls.
Before Sanji can charge at them, Zoro reaches out and holds his hand casually. The blonde freezes and stares at their entwined hands as his face reddens brightly. Instinctively, he swings his leg across and delivers a swift kick that sends Zoro's head through the wooden boards of the deck.
Sanji
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! You're acting strange!!! Why did you hold my hand?!?
Zoro
Look here, you little dipshit….
With trembling arms, Zoro yanks his head out of the crumbling planks and glares at the blonde with an angry snarl on his face.
Zoro
That hurt , you bastard!
Sanji
Whatever! Either you're with me or you're not, idiot swordsman! I'm out!!!
At that, Sanji takes a running leap and plunges into the water. He begins swimming out to the open sea. When he sees the surrounding seakings with vessels on their backs closing in proximity, he freaks out and tries to get away from them as quickly as he can. From the oarfish vessel, Zoro and the remaining Vinsmokes watch his small silhouette splashing and fussing about.
Sanji
NAMI-SWAAAAAAAAN!!! ROBIN-CHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!! Wait for me!!! I’m coming back!!!
Zoro
Nami… swa…? …Robin-chwan?
Reiju
Is someone going to tell him there's no land nearby?
Vinsmoke Brothers
…Nah.
Chapter 27
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Back in the Thousand Sunny, the older Sanji and the Straw Hat crew gather around the galley post dinner and cleanup as requested by the archeologist. Robin settled herself at the head of the table, hugging a thick leather-bound book in her arm.
Robin
I’m here to discuss the current situation at hand. There are a couple of things that I need to bring up….
First off, it was great to learn more about you, Sanji-san, but I’m afraid the storytelling has to stop.
Straw Hats
EHH?!?
Usopp
But why, Robin?! His stories are much better than mine!
Sanji
Uh-oh. Did I do something wrong?
Robin
You can certainly continue with your tales…as long as they’re not of your past, or anyone’s in your world. The truth of the matter is, we don’t know much about time and reality alterations, and how they impact both your world and ours. To play it safe, it’s probably best that you don’t share too much information as a lot of the events that you’ve described have already happened in your past but we don’t know how much of it aligns–or will align–on our end.
Nami
That’s…true! For one, we haven’t even met this “Trafalgar Law” and he somehow ends up with Luffy?!
Chopper
His name sounds familiar…. Isn’t he one of the super rookies?!
Luffy
Yeah, that’s hard to believe. Nishishishi! I wonder if it’s because he'll always give me food?
Usopp
What's hard to believe is that this someone will find you dateable. Uh…no offense.
Luffy
I don't know what you're talking about. What does dating have to do with anything?
Usopp
Uh… you don't know what “ending up together” means, do you?
Luffy
Of course I do! It means we become the best of friends!!
Usopp
Uh…sure.
Brook
Ohh…it's close enough. Yohohoho!
A quiet agreeable murmur spreads through the crew as Luffy chuckles a hearty laugh and pokes a pinkie finger up his nostril. He rolls the booger between his fingers and flicks it away. A nervous sweatdrop falls over Sanji's brow as he flinches away from the rubber man’s handiwork. Robin giggles and continues.
Robin
Well… just think–it kinda spoils the fun of not knowing, doesn't it? I believe further knowledge into our potential future could affect our own decision-making in the present.
Sanji lights up a smoke and takes a deep drag.
Sanji
No more stories, got it.
Aside from Robin and Zoro, everyone lets out a sad sigh and sink in their seats, disappointed at the new rule.
Robin
And…I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to not intervene with worldly events, including things that will occur around us.
Sanji
Oh, come on! Are you worried about tearing down realities, causing dimensional rifts, and wrecking timelines–that sort of thing? Those are just stuff from fantasy books!
Robin
Even so…. We simply just don't know if such things can actually occur until we learn more about your sudden transposition.
Chopper
I…I guess if you're able to travel here, Sanji-san, who knows what else is possible?
Sanji massages the bridge of his nose to ease a developing headache. Coincidentally, they hear a low rumbling noise of thunder outside–a sign of a storm brewing. The atmosphere among them suddenly shifts into one of dread.
Nami
That's ominous…. I don't think rain was in the forecast the last time I checked….
Usopp
Creepy….
Sanji
Alright…. Lay low. Stay out of the way and mind my own business. Noted.
Robin
I appreciate your understanding. I know this isn't easy….
Sanji
No, no. You're right. There are far too many unknowns. You're just playing it safe lest your world crumbles. It sounds like the sooner I get home, the better.
Robin
Speaking of, I’ve had a chance to look into this “Heart of Skypiea”, Sanji-san.
Robin sets down the leather bound book from her hands onto the table. She navigates through the pages until she finds the correct spread then presents the contents to everyone. The crowd leans over to view the drawings and texts. Sanji’s brows furrow at the very short article on the page. He flips the following pages to check if there’s more, only to be disappointed.
Robin
I’m afraid it’s not very well known. This is a book of myths and fairy tales from different cultures. I couldn’t find anything else about it in texts that relate to Skypiea, the giant snakes and even Trafalgar Law’s Devil Fruit.
Sanji gently pulls the book in front of him to get a proper read.
Sanji
The artefact has no name in this.
Robin
Correct.
Sanji
Well done on finding information about it so quickly. It must have been a difficult task, given how little the world knows about it. I appreciate it.
Robin
Oh–uhm…. Y–you're welcome.
Robin shyly tucks her hair behind her ear as a subtle hint of pink colours her cheeks. She clears her throat to continue.
Robin
It is said that, a long time ago, a heartbroken sorcerer created the artefact to bring his loved one from the dead… but this angered the gods as it defied the laws of the land that they designed to their vision. To punish its creator, they corrupted the artefact so it “steals souls from another life” in place of one.
I believe it was sealed in Skypiea to keep it away from unwanted hands until the snakes opened up the passages. Or they protected it.
Sanji
But I’m alive, yet I was transposed. Does “life” mean another reality?
Robin
That’s one way of looking at it.
Sanji sighs and exasperatedly scratches his head.
Sanji
Law’s Ope Ope no Mi has the ability to swap places…. I wonder if the creator of the artefact is an old user.
Franky
Robin, this is good information and all…but how do we get our Sanji back and get this one home? I was thinking of looking into Vegapunk’s inventions but I'm not sure what technology works with Devil Fruit magic.
Robin
I’m afraid, without studying the ruins that they found back in Skypiea, I have no knowledge of this.
Nami
Sanji, you said that you took photos of the symbols in Nola’s old burrow. Do you have that camera?
Usopp
Oh yeah! I’m sure we can find a way to develop the film! We just need the chemicals.
Sanji
I did have that camera…but I left it with Traffy.
The Straw Hats all groan in unison.
Brook
Does that mean that you’re stuck here? That would be terrible…. That means our Sanji is also stuck!
Luffy
Nah-uh! Unless we go back to Skypiea and get that heart thingy!
Straw Hats
WHAT?!?
Nami
Luffy!!! Are you out of your mind?! That’s a long way away!
Zoro
Don’t suggest such reckless things.
Luffy stares at them dumbfoundedly, poking his pinkie into his nose yet again.
Luffy
So? If it means getting our Sanji back, we should do it.
Usopp
Now, now, Luffy! You need to think straight! We’d have to travel more than a quarter around the world just to get to Skypiea, and then some to get back to where we’re at. We’re almost at Sabaody Archipelago!
Luffy
So, what? Who cares how far it is and how long it’ll take? Wouldn’t you do this for Sanji if it were up to you?
The Straw Hats fall silent and simply stare at him. Sanji watches them with intrigue and is surprised when their unhappy frowns turn into motivated smiles. One by one, they cheer on as they stand on their seats with their own power stances.
Nami
Alright, let’s do this!
Chopper
Let’s get Sanji back!
Franky
Let’s get our suuuuuuuuuuuuuuper cook!
Usopp
For Sanji!!!
Luffy
FOR MEEEEEAAAAAT!!!
Sanji’s jaw drops agape at their continued celebratory cheering.
Nami
Alright! We’ll restock at Saobody and begin preparations to return to Skypiea!
Straw Hats
YEAH!!!
Sanji
You… you’d abandon your progress in search of the One Piece to travel more than a quarter of the world and back… just for him?
Luffy finally settles down and sits in front of the bewildered Sanji
Luffy
Well, yeah! I can’t become the King of the Pirates without him!
Sanji chuckles, genuinely impressed at how tight the bond is within the Straw Hat family.
Sanji
You care for him that much, huh?
Luffy
Of course! Sanji would do the same for us!
Usopp
Hey, is that the last piece of Sanji's chocolate cake?
Luffy
WHAT?!
Chopper
Hey, not fair! I haven't tried it!!!
At that, the three race towards the kitchen counter to wrestle what’s left of their cook’s desserts.
Sanji takes in the sight of it all–he watches Nami and Robin work together to make a plan of action, Brook and Franky playing their instruments while singing, and the remaining “kids” fight for the last of the sweets. Even younger Zoro is participating by listening intently to the two girls, sometimes chiming in with his own opinion on things. The whole scene was heartwarming, chaotic and fun–it felt like home.
He feels a small pang of ache in his heart. He wishes that his siblings could join him. He wishes to be with them. He could use a game night or even just an easy family dinner made by Cosette just like they used to do.
Eventually his mind wanders to what Zoro and Law would make of this situation. He’d been avoiding trying to think too much of everything that had happened but being under the presence of the celebrating Straw Hat crew, he feels inspired and finds his energy revitalised from their own contagious lively nature. Sanji feels positively excited for the new adventures ahead.
There is a sudden loud noise as Nami suddenly slams the palms of her hands onto the table and stands.
Nami
WAIT!
The whole room falls quiet as they turn to the navigator in confusion.
Nami
Even if we retrieve this artefact, we may not be able to use it unless we get help from the Ope Ope no Mi's current user.
She retrieves a copy of WENP that was folded up in her back pocket. She opens it to the spread that contains the up to date bounty posters.
Nami
But the papers say that the super rookies are on their way to Saobody too!
Robin
The super rookies include Luffy, Zoro and…
Robin shuffles through the bounty posters pile until she finds one with Law's younger face on it. Sanji’s eyes shoot up in surprise.
Nami
Since we’re nearby, let’s ask him if he knows anything about the artefact!
Franky
And convince him to come with us!
Zoro
We’ll take him by force if we have to.
Nami
Zoro!
Zoro
What?!
Chopper
Then we can all head back to Skypiea!
Luffy
Alright!
Luffy stomps across the room and climbs over the dining table. He takes a deep breath, looks up above and raises both of his clenched fists up high.
Luffy
LET'S GO AND GET SANJI!!!!
Straw Hat's
YEAAAAAHHH!!!
The entire crew stands and jumps up with an uproar. Sanji blinks and watches them rally behind their captain with an intense amount of energy and passion. His heart melts at the sight, touched at the dedication they each have for their beloved cook. He grins widely and laughs along.
During the lively commotion, the WENP papers fly up in the air and the scattered pages fall like large confetti from above. Sanji sees the various bounty posters fall across the galley then he feels one land on his head which covers his eyes. He gets a glimpse of his name on it.
He pulls the piece of paper and takes a good look at it. His eyes widen in disbelief, then his expression changes to a sour frown, then to one of horror and anger, then to one of hate and fury at the sight of the drawing on his bounty poster.
Sanji
What the hell is this?!
Chopper
Oh, that's your bounty poster, Sanji-san!
Zoro
What do you think? It's a good drawing. The resemblance is uncanny.
Sanji
THE FUCK IT IS!!!!
He shreds the piece of paper in a mad frenzy.
—
Thanks to the keen eyes of a few of Fukaboshi’s soldiers, the younger Sanji was retrieved from his attempt at escaping the loving warm embraces of his older siblings and his swordsman nakama. Curled up in a corner, covered under a warm blanket, the blonde had found himself back aboard the oarfish vessel once more. After realising that he is not of this world, Sanji shares a few details of his origins and his involvement with the Straw Hat Pirates. Zoro and Reiju had sat down with him in the spacious undercover deck to relay the incidents that unfolded earlier in the day, and the events that lead in preceding to in order to bring him up to speed. The blonde succumbed to hearing the tales of this Pirate King of the North, being too tired and having no other other place to go. His much older siblings eventually left him with the swordsman to attend to other duties during their journey to Fish-Man Island.
Zoro
So…you’re really not him?
Sanji
No, stupid Marimo. How many times do I have to tell you?
Zoro is unsure on what to make of this information but wait for Law’s return them so they can get this whole ordeal over and done with. The sooner his Sanji comes home, the better it is for his state of mind. Wordlessly, he returns his attention to the bottle of booze in his hand to keep himself busy. He feels the blonde steal a glance at him again, which seems to be a favourite habit of his since waking up from his long nap.
Sanji
So where’s this Trafalgar Law friend of yours? I’d like to go home soon.
Zoro
Interrogating Doflamingo with the mermaid king. There are some urgent things that they need to look into. They’re trying to find a way to end this war, among other things.
Sanji groans out loud and fishes out a pack of cigarettes from his pockets. When he realises that they’re too wet to light, he rolls his eyes, returns them in his jacket and sinks back against the railing with a huff. Zoro takes a swill of his drink and offers the bottle to him.
Zoro
You do that too huh? Want a drink instead?
Sanji
No! And keep your overly muscular brutish hands away from me. Geez, I still can’t believe we’re d–da… dati… ugh. I can’t even say it. I still can’t believe we’re a thing here!
Zoro
Yeah, well…
He begins clearing his ear with his pinky finger, to which Sanji throws him a death glare with utmost disgust.
Zoro
I still can’t believe it either. So.
Sanji
Wow. Yeah. I can see why the other me is so into you. Very charming.
They fall into a not-so-comfortable silence as they watch the opposite side of the room where Niji is currently being tended to by Yonji. The two brothers who had changed into their casuals look like they’re having a serious heart-to-heart discussion on a mattress sitting on the floor. They had disposed of the collapsed makeshift frame earlier to make the space more comfortable. They have been at it for a while, even when someone else occasionally checked in on Niji, Yonji never left his side.
Sanji tears his gaze away and looks down. He realises that his fists had been tensely shaking–not from the cold of his damp clothes nor the cool breeze of the dusk air–but from a turmoil in his heart. Quietly, words slip out of his tongue.
Sanji
It’s not fair….
Zoro raises a curious brow at him, glancing between his brothers then back to him once more. He senses that there’s a lot more the blonde wants to voice out.
Sanji
I don’t get it….
Feeling tears build up in his eyes, the blonde covers his face with both hands. The swordsman hears a couple of small sniffles from him, taking him by surprise.
Zoro’s expression softens seeing him in this state. He places his bottle aside and tentatively, reaches out. He gently grasps one of the blonde’s wrists and pulls it away, revealing a very red and wet face behind messy blonde locks. Zoro rubs his thumb over Sanji’s knuckles in an attempt to soothe him.
Zoro
What's wrong?
Sanji
…Nothing.
Sanji wipes his face lean with his free hand and stares at their held hands, blinking in surprise. His scowls at the swordsman’s caring nature, then his expression slowly eases. His fingers twitch, tempting to clasp the other man’s hand in return.
Sanji
You’re a weirdo, Marimo… and so is this place.
It’s…not just my family who loves your Sanji here, isn't it? You do too, don't you?
Zoro
Yes, I do.
Sanji
Lucky bastard.
Zoro smirks and looks up to see the blonde’s reaction. He waits for a while before Sanji’s own words finally sink into his own mind. The blonde’s face slowly turns into one of disgust and he yanks his hand away. He quickly shuffles his legs to distance himself, his face redder than any tomato that the swordsman had seen.
Sanji
I–I didn’t mean it like that!!! Stupid Mosshead!
Zoro
Sure, sure. Your words, not mine, Dartbrows.
Sanji
Shut up! And don't touch me again! I don't want to get any of that pollen from your grass head!
Zoro
Fine, fine.
There is a sound of crashing waves nearby. When they look over the deck, they see the Polar Tang plunge out from the deep and onto the water surface. When the main doors open, Law walks out and uses his room ability to teleport onto the oarfish vessel in front of Zoro and Sanji.
Zoro
Hey, Traffy.
Law
Hey.
Niji
How did the interrogation go?
Law removes his spotted cap, rubs his forehead then ruffles his hair in frustration.
Law
Not good. We’re not making much headway. It’s still going.
Law walks to the other side of Sanji and drops down onto the floor, almost tumbling over on the side from exhaustion. He leans against the railing and massages his forehead.
Law
I just need to get away, far away , for a second….
Yonji
They've been at it for a while….
They hear a couple of thumps followed by footsteps from the far side of the ship. When they look over, Ichiji has joined them. He approaches his brothers and stands by Niji's bed while wiping his face and bare hands clean of blood with a cloth. There are dark shades of red splattered all over his white cape.
Niji
You look like shit.
Ichiji
Hmph. You should look in the mirror.
Yonj, sis needs you to take a turn.
Yonji's eye twitches at the instruction, staring at Ichiji’s bloodied hands.
Yonji
Is it…bad?
Ichiji bears his gaze down on him as he wipes the last of his fingers clean. Aside from Law who keeps his gaze under the shade of his hair, he slowly takes the opportunity to look everyone in the eye before finally replying with a low tone.
Ichiji
Yes.
Niji and Yonji look at each other and shake their heads in disapproval.
Ichiji
Never seen Fukaboshi so angry. In fact, I don’t remember a time he ever was truly. It's not like him. And….
Actually, nevermind.
Yonji
What?
With a wave of his hand, Ichiji removes his Raid Suit for a more comfortable outfit and hides the cannister in his back pocket. Exhausted from the day, he leans his hip and elbows against the railing and lets out a long sigh.
Ichiji
I'm unsure on sending you down now. I don't think you want to know.
Yonji narrows his eyes, looking like something sparked in him. He stands and approaches Ichiji.
Yonji
Try me.
Ichiji crosses his arms and considers. After a while, he speaks.
Ichiji
It might just be me but Doffy–Do…flamingo… is not himself either. I actually felt bad trying to make him talk. He's just…accepting it, like he's okay with being hurt.
I don't want you doing this out of anger. So…if you think you can't keep it together, I'll send the Demon Warlord.
They all stare at him, unsure of what to make of this situation. After a while, Yonji sighs in defeat, waving a dismissive hand over his shoulder.
Yonji
You're right. I wanna cave his head in after everything he forced me to do, especially with Niji's legs.
Niji
Yonji… we talked about this.
Yonji
I know. But it doesn't mean I'm less angry about this. About…me.
Zoro, you should get going.
Ichiji
No, not right now. Reiju wants to say goodbye to this Sanji and be there when our one gets back. She's on her way now.
Sanji
Finally!
Ichiji
Hey you, Surgeon of Death, have you had a chance to study the artefact?
Digging through his pockets, Law sits up and procures a stack of the recently developed photos from the older Sanji's camera. One by one, he pulls them back quickly until he reaches the pictures that he took himself in Nola's old burrow. Zoro and the young blonde peek over with intrigue.
Zoro
Hey, can I see those other ones?
Law
Knock yourself out.
Law hands Zoro the stack that is unrelated to the crystal heart. The swordsman settles back and peruses through them with an entertained smile. Sanji glances between him and the photos with great interest, observing his reactions. He sees shots of the Heart Pirates, their journey through Sabaody Archipelago and Skypiea, a few with Law and Niji, and a number of candid photos of Zoro. As he flicks through, the swordsman stops and grins widely at the one where his Sanji had taken a picture with him on their shared bunk bed aboard the Polar Tang. To him, it felt a lot simpler then–comfortable, familiar and almost domestic. He misses it. He misses him. He pockets the photo in the safety of his robe and proceeds to browse through.
Sanji
He uh…looks like he gets along well with everyone.
Zoro
Well enough. You and I had a rough start.
Sanji
Oh?
Zoro
We tried to kill each other for twenty years and some before we actually got together.
Sanji
What?! Why?!
Zoro
He's a pirate and a king of high regard. And I was the Warlord assigned to kill him. So...
Reiju
And we still hate you for that.
All eyes turn to the pink haired commander in her casuals who hops over the deck to join them. She walks across the room and stands in front of Zoro and Sanji, placing a hand on her hip.
Reiju
Be careful with this one, little, little brother. I hear he bites.
Zoro
Hmph.
Sanji
So uh… can I go home now?
Reiju
Soon! First off…are you hungry? Do you want to wait until after dinner? Merfolk throw the best banquets!
Sanji
That’s a kind offer but no, thank you. I'd like to get back as soon as possible. My beloved Nami-san and Robin-chan are waiting for me.
Ichiji
Reij, how can you think of food after the whole torturing-our-old-ally-for-information debacle? I feel sick.
Reiju
Trust me, you don't want to know.
Well then…if we're all ready? Trafalgar Law?
Law sighs and stands on his feet, still studying the texts and diagrams from the photos.
Reiju
You look uncertain, doctor.
Law
I am. The figure drawings are unclear and I don't read Poneglyphs. There's only one person I know who can, and she's not here.
Reiju
Do you want to just try what you did before?
Law
I suppose it's worth a shot…. Though I'd prefer to get in touch with Zoro's archeologist friend first.
Sanji
Robin-chwan?! As much as I'd love to see how beautiful she's aged–actually, her beauty is ageless–I can't wait! They need me back in the Sunny! How long will it be until we get to Fish-Man Island?
Reiju
The seakings are travelling at their best capacity…though with a lot of extra load because of the Skypieans, progress is slower than anticipated. I'd say three?
Sanji
Three…days?
Reiju
No, three weeks.
Sanji jumps up onto his feet in surprise.
Sanji
THREE WEEKS?!
Reiju
Four, at most. And that's just us. We don't know where Nico Robin is, nor if she's able to get to Fish-Man Island and when.
Zoro
Luffy said that we won't be meeting up for another year.
Sanji
No, no! That's way too long!
I have to get back to MY lovely Robin-chan and Nami-swan!
Law
Alright…if you insist. Here.
From his pockets, Law fishes out the crystal Heart of Skypiea and carefully holds it out, offering it to the young blonde who takes the artefact with both hands.
Law
When you swapped places, you were holding onto this. I'll try doing it the way I did before. Are you ready?
Sanji nods so Law ushers him to the middle of the deck for a clear space. Niji sits up properly and angles himself on his bed to face the blonde while the rest circle around.
Sanji
Well…it's been a real pleasure. I hope to see you never, assholes.
Ichiji
Again, rude.
Niji
The manners of this fucker…. We’ve all been nothing but nice to you.
Yonji
Why do you have to be so mean?
Sanji
Ack–!
Reiju
That hurts, brother. But…
Reiju steps forward and holds her arms out. Sanji blinks in surprise and looks away shyly. His sister chuckles and takes him in for a gentle hug. After a few moments, she pulls away, kisses his cheek, then finally takes a step aside.
Reiju
It was good to see you, even in this form. You're so different but…you're our brother, nevertheless. We won't forget you.
Sanji
I… I suppose I need to thank you all for rescuing me from falling and from the hands of that…Doflamingo guy. You too, I guess… old Mosshead.
Zoro smiles warmly at him and offers a friendly hand. Sanji takes it and they shake a couple of times.
Zoro
Take care of the Luffy and the others for me in your world. I'm sure they can't wait to get a taste of your food again.
Sanji
Yeah… well, they’re probably raiding my kitchen as we speak.
Alright…now that's all out of the way, Law, if you don't mind?
Law flicks up his wrist.
Law
Room.
An orb expands from his hand. The artefact in the blonde's hands glow brightly.
Law
Shambles.
Sanji is once more engulfed in searing bright light. A few watching use their hands or arms to shade their eyes.
—
Back in the Thousand Sunny, the other Sanji has surrounded himself with tall piles of old copies of WENP in the library. He'd been studying up on the events that had occurred in this world as far back as he could. He has taken Robin's advice seriously, not wanting to disrupt anything in the space and time continuum until they learn more about his transposition, find Law and claim the Heart of Skypiea. He figured that the best course of action during his time of inactivity is to learn as much as he can so he knows his way around at the very least. The lack of power and knowledge that he has in this world makes him uncomfortable and leaves him frustrated.
So far, he has deduced that the Sanji he had swapped places with is just a normal pirate with big dreams–just like everyone else. He learns that Vinsmoke Judge is still alive and his siblings are living a life of luxury and fame under his rule. They even have their own line of cartoons designed in their image. He had laughed at the fact that they're all villains in the stories but he’s given up the idea of potentially asking them for help given how well they’ve treated him while his father was still alive.
He finds it fascinating how different him and this younger Sanji are but he feels unsettled at the fact that he has no allies to call upon for help in this world outside of the Straw Hat crew. There’s no Fukaboshi, Gan Fall, his old Newkama Kenpo master or even Doflamingo to reach out to. The Nefertari family was a consideration but Alabasta is simply too far. He had worked hard to make sure that his people, including himself, are well looked after by the chosen powerful few that he trusts should they need the assistance. Unfortunately, in this world, there is no one, aside from Luffy, his nakama and this guy called Red-Leg Zeff from a restaurant in the East Blue.
Thinking about the East Blue suddenly sparks something in him as an idea comes to mind. He drops the newspaper that he’s reading on the table and quickly gets on his feet. He crosses the room in a hurry towards the section in the library that contains texts in legends, myths and fairy tales. The navigator and archeologist curiously watches the older man from their spots as he browses through the selection of books.
There, Sanji finds the one of the books that he used to read as a small child about the All Blue. He flicks through it and scans the contents. His eyes widen and jaw drops agape. In a hushed tone, he whispers to himself.
Sanji
It’s the same title and author but it's a bit different…. Why is it different?
He continues to flick through the pages to scan the book as quickly as he can before throwing it without regard towards his spot on the centre table. He begins pulling more texts wildly from the shelf, stacking them up high in his arms.
Nami
What are you doing? You've already made a huge mess of the place!
Robin
Sanji-san, please don’t hurt yourself. You’re still injured. Are you looking for something in particular? Perhaps I can assist you in–
Sanji
No! I mean–no thank you! I need this. And this. This too–all of these!
He returns to the table in a hurry only to drop off the pile he had in his arms then returns to collect more books. He repeats this until the entire top half of the shelf is emptied and the whole surface of the desk is littered with texts.
Finally, Sanji sits down with a huff, panting for air. He quickly scans through several books with his eyes and begins mumbling to himself.
Nami
Is uh…everything okay? Is it midlife crisis?
Sanji
What are you on about, woman? I told you, I’m not that old!
Nami
Ehh….
Sanji
Sh–shut up! I'm trying to think!
Robin
Have you found something interesting, Sanji-san?
Sanji
Yes! I did! I found many interesting things!
He holds up his childhood book for Robin and Nami to see, showing them the spread about the All Blue.
Sanji
My old dream!!! I’d given up on finding it!
Nami
Oh! Our Sanji is looking for it too.
Sanji
Then…it's real?! It's in this world too?!? I thought it was just a fishwive’s tale. I know this book back to front but, look here. See? They’re different! It’s the same but different!
With wide bright eyes, he begins rambling about the slight variation in wordings, while a number of other texts that were translated from different languages have distinct variations as well. With great enthusiasm, he goes on and on about the authors and adventurers who have written the other books, and excitedly points out that while they have only slightly different experiences in this world, they have completely different theories about the legendary sea which are not how they are where he comes from.
Nami
Robin, I think he’s gone bonkers….
Robin
Perhaps men reach that certain stage in their lives where they lose their sanity a bit earlier?
Sanji
I’M NOT THAT OLD!!!
Suddenly, his body begins to light up from the tip of his fingers. He stares at it in disbelief as it trails up his arms then spreads through his figure.
Nami
EH?!
Robin
Oh!
Sanji senses a familiar presence in the air. He should be glad but instead, a feeling of dread overwhelms him.
Sanji
…Traffy?
He quickly stands on his feet, hugs his childhood book in his chest, then grabs every other book that is within range, trying to fit as much as he can in his hold and thinking that the items will come with for his inevitable transposition.
Sanji
Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Not yet!!! TRAFFY, NOT YET!!! I don’t want to go! I need to read all these and cross reference them with our versions! I HAVE TO FIND IT!!! MY ALL BLUE!!!
He shuts his eyes tightly and wills with every fibre of his being to stay. His body gets engulfed in searing bright light and he disappears.
—
Law’s outstretched hand shakes from an unexpected resistance. His fingers twitch and curl involuntarily. Zoro and Reiju notice his struggles.
Zoro
Are you okay, Traffy?
Law
I–I can feel him. It’s like he’s there but just out of reach. Something’s fighting me!
The doctor raises both hands in the air and forcefully clenches his fingers. With a deep breath, he pulls hard, swiping both arms across which sends a pulse of blue from the crystal heart that nearly tips back everyone within range.
The beam that surrounded the younger Sanji changes shape. The crowd around him watches in amazement until the light dissipates, revealing a new Sanji–not the Pirate King of the North–but one with shorter hair just above his shoulders, wearing a fine dark suit and a yellow shirt. He is carrying bagfuls of groceries and smoking a cigarette. The crystal heart remains floating in midair, pulsing its inner gleam softly.
Everyone
WHAT?!
Sanji
Where the hell am I…? Wait–what the fuck?!
Zoro
Traffy, what the hell!
Law
Uh….
Sanji
Wait, old Marimo?! Reiju?! What–? Why are you all here?! What the hell is this place?!
In panic, Reiju takes steps back behind Law.
Zoro
Do it again!
Niji
But maybe do it right this time?
Law
Fuck you. Shambles!
Again, the doctor flicks his hand and the artefact glows brightly. The Sanji before them changes form. Almost instantly, the blonde is swapped with a new one but this one plops down onto the floor. There reveals a Sanji who is top bare, has an attractive fishman tail instead of legs, and has long fins with gills instead of ears. The colours and patterns of his iridescent scales tantalisingly sparkle against the dusk sun.
Sanji
Uh…hi? What is this place? That’s odd….
Reiju
We seem to be going away from our Sanji….
Zoro
Traffy!
Sanji
Ah, Torao! Can you please take me back to the All Blue? I was having quite a grand time~
Yonji
Ooh, this one found it!
Niji
Hey, can you tell us where it is?
Sanji
Easy! It's in–
Law
Shambles!
Mermaid Sanji disappears in an instant.
Vinsmokes
LAW!!!
Zoro
Good. Curls would have been pissed if anyone else knew first.
Once more, Sanji is swapped from another source. When the light dims, they see a man with a long dark cape and his back turned towards them. The Vinsmoke siblings gulp nervously as they realise that this one is wearing a Raid Suit and has full pitch black hair. Reiju places a hand on Law’s arm as Ichiji and Yonji swiftly take position around the man in a fighting stance. Zoro reads the threatening atmosphere and unsheathes all three of his swords, taking a step forward himself.
Reiju
Law… don’t give him a chance. Quickly now.
Ichiji
Don’t delay. This one’s dangerous.
There is a frightening aura that sends shivers through everyone’s spines which makes their hairs stand on end and immobilises them. Slowly, and eerily, Stealth Black turns his head, revealing menacing red orbs–hungry ones. A glow of red surrounds his body slowly, and everyone immediately around him begins to feel weak. Zoro feels fear as he recognises the man’s Conqueror’s Haki that's building up.
Reiju
LAW!!!
Through every force of his will, Law resists the haki and throws his hand across.
Law
SHAMBLES!
The unwanted assassin was engulfed in bright light just as he was about to charge. The artefact takes its time this round and shakes violently midair while flashing in an unsettling manner, almost as if it’s struggling but a lot more so than before. Law retains both of his arms outstretched to keep him out.
Reiju
Doctor, if you see that one again–or if you see nothing at all–you need to swap him out immediately. Do you understand?
Law
Loud and clear…. Was that the Stealth Black that I heard so much about? I think it's the one that took the heart from me right after I left Nola's burrow.
Reiju
Yes…. If Sanji wears the Raid Suit too many times, he will turn into that… thing. The haki was new though.
Niji
Do we really have to keep at this? I feel like we’re playing with power that we don’t understand.
Law
This is precisely what I warned us about! It is exactly what I was trying to say earlier!
Niji
Give me the pictures from Skypiea. Maybe I can make sense of it with my recent enhanced pattern recognition mod. Keep doing what you’re doing until we find our Sanji, I guess.
Sparing a hand, Law shuffles through his coat pockets to fetch the stack of photos he’d been studying earlier. Yonji quickly grabs it and runs it back to Niji to drop it off before resuming his position next to Ichiji in case the unwelcome visitor returns.
Niji
Ugh…where are my goggles? Or my glasses? God, I’m getting old and I can’t read shit.
Yonji
Uh…smashed when you were in Doflamingo’s prison. Sorry.
Niji
Well then, this might take a bit longer. Hang in there.
Ichiji
If you’re able to install that new mod on yourself, why not replace your own eyes while you were at it? You’ve been short sighted since forever.
Niji
Uh… eyes are complex, you see. The science behind the optic nerves can be–
Yonji
Cut the crap, Nij. He doesn’t want to replace his eyeballs or fix them because Cosette has a thing for guys with glasses.
Ichiji
Oh!
Niji
Shut the fuck up, Yonj!
Reiju
Law, is there anything you can do differently? Have you tried really focusing on his image–that sort of thing?
Law
No shit–of course I have!
Niji
Maybe try holding Zoro’s hand until I make sense of this.
Law
What the hell would that do?
Niji
I don’t know! Better connection through familiarity and attachment? What could go wrong? Get another Sanji from god knows where?
Law
Tch.
Zoro teasingly smirks and holds out his hand to Law.
Zoro
Come on, Traffy. Don’t worry, I won’t bite.
Law
Ugh…fine! And don’t wink at me! It’s creepy!
Zoro
I’m not winking! I have one eye–it’s how I blink, dumbass!
Law
Don't call me dumbass, idiot!
The idea did not work. Time and time again, Law swapped out many different Sanjis in hopes that the correct one would eventually reveal himself. Eventually, Law pushes Zoro away to get some semblance of his dignity back. He also, shyly, tried holding hands with Reiju for a while but doing so didn't seem to have any effect.
It was a mixed bag of surprises. Most Sanjis had short hair and wore fine suits with a well fitted shirt but they appear of different ages. Some were drastic changes where the blonde is a completely different species like a dog and a fox. In one occurrence, he was even a cyborg like Zoro’s shipwright nakama.
The doctor had lost track of how many Sanjis he’d swapped but he is heavily feeling the exhaustion from using his powers nonstop for a while now. He fights through it and keeps going anyway, thinking that this is the least he can do after everything that the older blonde had done for him to help him in search of Corazon, even though the outcome was a lot different than he initially thought.
When the crystal heart forms a small child, the Vinsmokes freeze up.
Reiju
WAIT!!!!
Law
Sha–
Ichiji swiftly grabs hold of Law’s wrist to stop him. The doctor's room sphere dissipates and the dimmed crystal heart falls with a light clatter onto the floor.
Everyone stares at the small Sanji no higher than their hips looking up at them while holding onto a basket full of flowers. He looks thin and pale, has cuts and bruises all over his body, and wears an oversized tattered old dirty shirt that passes as a used potato sack. On his head is a thick iron helmet similar to the one that Ichiji is currently wearing except this one appears to be locked. Behind the heavy gear, they see big eyes with deep lines under them. His orbs are still blue but more faded, on the cusp of turning lifeless grey. He looks at them with fear but with a small hint of curiosity.
Reiju’s mind flashes with images of their own brother wearing the same outfit and having the same lifeless eyes whenever she and her brothers would torture him for fun when they were younger. She takes a couple of light steps and kneels down in front of him. When she tries to speak, she chokes.
Sanji
Hi.
Reiju
H–Hi….
Sanji
Are you my sister? You got real big suddenly.
Reiju
Yes….
Sanji
Your eyes are very pretty. Like mom’s.
Reiju’s hand slaps over her mouth as she resists the urge to cry out loud. She quickly shuffles in her breast pocket, revealing a condensed seastone that Niji had given her earlier. She pops it into her mouth then swallows. After a brief moment to ensure that the stone has taken effect to retain her emotions, she removes her helmet and gently places it onto the floor.
Sanji
Wow. You look beautiful. Like mom! Mom is also very beautiful.
Reiju
Th–thank you…. That’s very kind of you. Were you…on your way to her?
Sanji
Yes. But they wouldn’t let me. I’ll keep trying anyway. I stole Niji's key when our brothers came by to beat me up so I got out!
Niji
O–oh….
Yonji whispers under his breath, unable to hold his tongue at seeing the poor child.
Yonji
He sounds so positive even after getting beaten up….
Sanji
I'm kinda used to it…. It still hurts though…. I…I'm sorry I stole your key. I promise I'll give it back so you won't get in trouble! I'll be in and out. Dad wouldn't know a thing!
Ichiji
This is… this is very hard to watch.
As if he couldn't get any smaller, Sanji wraps his hands around his arms and hunches his shoulders.
Sanji
Oh…. I’m sorry….
Ichiji
No! I didn’t mean–
Reiju
Ichiji, Yonji, please!
Sanji, I…I'm glad you got out just to visit Mom. But… wouldn’t that get you into trouble?
Sanji
Yes. But she’s worth it.
Reiju
Oh…
Unable to contain herself anymore, Reiju pulls the small blonde into her arms. She squeezes him tight, wishing that she could take his locked helmet off of him, and wishing that she can take all of his pain away. Her body trembles madly as she cries.
Reiju
I’m so, so, sorry I wasn’t there for you….
The crowd surrounding them watches silently. Zoro and Law keep to themselves to allow the Vinsmokes to have their moment. Tentatively, Ichiji consumes his own condensed seastone and drops his helmet onto the floor. Upon hearing the loud noise, the little Sanji flinches and distances himself away quickly, almost stumbling backwards. Ichiji stomps towards him angrily and shoves away Reiju with a push. She falls roughly on her side.
Reiju
Ichi! What are you–?
With gritted teeth and furious red eyes, Ichiji suddenly grips Sanji’s head by the opposite sides of his helmet with his bare hands.
Reiju
ICHIJI!!!
Niji
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Yonji
HE’S JUST A KID!
Sanji’s small figure trembles madly under his older brother’s grip. Big fearful tears form in the corner of his eyes. Through a desperate broken voice, he pleads.
Sanji
I–I’m sorry I broke out! I’m sorry!! I won’t do it again! I’M SORRY!!!
Ichiji glares down on him as his fingers dig into the metal. Sanji shrieks loudly as Zoro raises his swords and bends down to charge at him. Before he can, the red commander unexpectedly screams with great fury at the top of his lungs.
The iron helmet in his hands shatters in the middle and loose parts fall messily and loudly onto the deck. He pulls the two main pieces apart, freeing Sanji from its confines. The little blonde's wet eyes widen in surprise and his hair is disheveled but he appears unharmed.
Ichiji
FUCK THIS SHIT!!!
Ichiji runs towards the edge of the deck and throws the broken pieces far into the distance one by one. Still pissed off, he starts plucking the smaller scattered parts from the floor and throws them away with just as much anger as the first two, yelling madly as he goes.
Ichiji
FUCK. THIS. FUCK. FUCK!!!
Reiju
Ichi…
When the last of the helmet has been thrown off, Ichiji’s body bursts into flames as he roars towards the sea at the top of his lungs, trying to let what remains of his inner rage out of his system. After a few moments of catching his breath and snuffing out the flames, he returns in front of Sanji who is looking at him cautiously, too frozen and unsure on what to make of his brother’s anger after being freed, but he doesn’t look fearful.
Ichiji
We were born to be monsters…
To everyone's surprise, he falls onto his knees and lowers himself onto the ground, bowing low to the small child before him. His shoulders shake and they hear sobbing from his figure.
Ichiji
I’m sorry that I wasn’t a better brother. I’m sorry we put you through so much….
It’s the big brother’s job to protect his family and set a good example but I did the opposite.
Niji
We were born minutes apart…
Yonji
Dude, shut up!
Reiju
Niji!
Niji
…Sorry.
Little Sanji’s eyes are wide. After a few moments of Ichiji sobbing, the little blonde lowers himself and hugs his brother’s wide shoulders with his tiny arms. Ichiji gasps and falls silent. He pulls himself away slightly to take a good look at Sanji, only to find that the child is holding out a flower in an attempt to comfort him. When he takes it, the young blonde tucks another one behind Reiju’s ear. He smiles happily at them in gratitude.
Zoro and Law watch the Vinsmokes silently, feeling touched and emotional but they stay out of it. As quietly as possible, the swordsman steps aside and hides his swords away.
Sanji
I wish I had food to cheer you all up! I don’t know what happened or where we are, but maybe when you’re done with Dad’s experiments and turn back into kids, we can eat together?
Niji
…Yonji, I need to be there.
The green-haired brother doesn't delay and hoists Niji off the mattress to carry him across the room. They settle themselves on the other side of Reiju. As soon as Yonji sets him down, Niji crawls on the floor to get closer to the little boy.
Niji
You! Baby Sanji, I have something to say to you!
Sanji
Oh…what happened to your legs? You want one of these too? I just picked them!
Niji
I–hold on, this… this is important!
Sanji
Here!
The child hands Niji and Yonji a flower each. They both stare between them and their little sibling, suddenly too choked up to say anything.
Sanji
I hope we get along one day! I know why you all hate me….
Niji
You…know why?
Sanji
Because I'm a failure. But I'll keep trying! One day I'll be just as good and as tough as all of you! You'll see!
Niji
I… it's… I don't…. You're not a….
Shit. SHIT!
Niji punches his own forehead with the ball of his hands and grips his hair tightly. His body trembles as he resists breaking down in front of everyone. With a soft voice, Yonji speaks out.
Yonji
You're not a failure… Sanji.
He offers his free hand to the young boy who reluctantly takes a step forward to place his own on it.
Yonji
We just didn't see that you're one of a kind.
Sanji
I am?
Reiju
Yes, Sanji. Yes, you are.
Sanji
But you all said…
Reiju clenches her fists in frustration and slams them down onto the floor, taking the little Sanji aback. Behind teary eyes, his big sister sobs out.
Reiju
You're not a failure!!!
Niji
It's us who failed you….
Reiju
You're special…. That's… that's why you're kinder than anyone else!
Ichiji
Sanji, if not us, one day you'll get to meet people who are just as kind.
Yonji
You never give up, understand?
That All Blue won't find itself.
As they talked, Sanji's mouth curls to a wide smile and he grins at the mention of his little big dream. From a grey shade, his eyes resume the colours of bright blue.
Sanji
You're all so kind already! What is this place anyway? Can't I stay here and be with you?
Reiju chokes once more. With shaky arms, she reaches out and places both hands on his small shoulders.
Reiju
I’m sorry, my love. As much as we’d like you to, you can’t stay here…
Sanji sighs a little pitch huff and looks away disappointedly.
Reiju
…Because you have a big job to do. For us. For the family. If you would do us the honours….
Sanji
I do?
Reiju
Mhm!
Reiju wipes her face clean with the back of her arm, plucks out the flower from behind her ear and offers it back to him with a warm smile.
Reiju
We can’t get there ourselves so…can you please give this to Mom? Tell her it’s from me and…please tell her that we love her….
Little Sanji brightens up and giggles heartily, taking the flower from her hand then jumping into her arms for a big hug.
Sanji
Okay! Sure, big, big sis! I will!
Reiju
Awh…
Ichiji
Ours too, little, little brother. And…tell her that we’re sorry that we don’t visit enough.
At that, Sanji recollects the flowers from his brothers, taking his time to give all of them a warm hug each. When he pulls away at last, he stares at them with uncertainty.
Sanji
Uhm…how do I get back?
Law clears his throat and steps forward. He picks up the fallen crystal heart from the floor and offers it to the little blonde.
Law
Hold onto this and I will uh… magic you back home.
Sanji
Ooh! That’s cool! Do you have superpowers, mister?
Law
…You can say that.
Sanji
Awesome!!!
Zoro
Didn’t know you had a way with kids, Traffy.
Law
Shut up….
Little Sanji loops the remaining basket of flowers up his arm, carefully takes the artefact in his tiny hands from Law and toddles towards the middle of the room. He turns around and raises both of his hands up high–one with the heart and the other with four flowers from his older siblings.
Sanji
I’m ready, mister!
Yonji
See ya, cute little, little bro!
Niji
Grow up big and strong! If those little twerps come by again, really, pull Yonji’s hair. Hard. It’s his weakness. Don’t hold back!
Yonji
Hey!
Ichiji
Don’t give up on finding the All Blue, baby brother!
Reiju
And, Sanji, don’t forget that we love you. We love you very much!
Little Sanji grins widely, his eyes bright and shining. The once nearly broken child they had met earlier now stands happy and full of hope before them.
Sanji
I love you too!
With that, Law resummons his room and flicks his wrist, silently transposing little Sanji away. The crystal heart remains floating midair once more, glowing brighter than ever before. It lingers but hums softly and the light feels warm–almost a complete opposite reaction to Stealth Black's.
The Vinsmoke siblings all collapse on their bums on the wooden floor, their minds overwhelmed and hearts full after meeting the very young Sanji. After a few moments of silence, Niji turns his head to Yonji.
Niji
Now you get why we have to wear our helmets? Why Sanji’s looking really hard to find more of those condensed seastones? Idiot….
Yonji
…Yeah.
Reiju
We should have asked but…it’s been days since you swallowed yours, Niji. Do the effects last permanently?
Niji
No…. Since my helmet broke, I’ve been eating one each day just to be safe. I need to look into ways I can embed it into our system permanently. I’m not sure if I uh…passed it or if it dissolved into my system somehow. I haven’t had the chance to test its long term effects on our modified bodies.
Ichiji
My head feels so light without those bloody helmets.
Yonji
Right?!
Reiju falls backwards onto her back and stares at the ceiling.
Reiju
God… little baby brother was so cute. I wish we could have kept him.
Niji
I wouldn’t have opposed it. He’s a lot nicer than our Sanji.
Yonji
And he didn't have that sass.
Ichiji and Niji
Hah!
Reiju
I really wish we could turn back time…. Knowing what we know now….
Law
I don’t mean to interrupt, but we’ve got a new one coming in now.
Yonji quickly drops off Niji back to his bed while the rest of the Vinsmokes immediately stand on their feet, still alert at the fact that a Stealth Black form might return. To their surprise, the young blonde that the doctor initially transposed comes through. This time, he is holding onto a tray with tea, coffee and cakes, and he’s wearing a pink apron over his blue shirt.
Sanji
Wait–wait, wait, wait! I was just home! WHY THE HELL AM I BACK HERE?!
Nami-swan! Robin-chwan!!! My lovely ladies, I have your snacks here!
They all stare at him in disbelief. Suddenly, Law falls onto his knees then collapses on all fours. He gasps for air with difficulty, looking positively tired and exhausted. The room ability around him fades and the artefact clatters down onto the floor. Its light flickers before finally fading away.
As the sun finally sets, ominous dark clouds cover the skies almost suddenly. Thunder and lighting follow, then it starts raining lightly.
Sanji
YOU!
Sanji sets down the tray of food onto a nearby crate, snatches the crystal heart from the floor and stomps towards Law angrily.
Sanji
WHY DID YOU BRING ME BACK?!
Law
I… hah… didn’t mean to.
Zoro puts himself between Law and the upset blonde. He holds a hand up.
Zoro
Easy, Curls. He’s exhausted himself trying to do this for us.
Sanji
God dammit, take me home!!! NOW! I was just there!
Reiju
No!!!
Reiju grabs onto Sanji’s arm to stop him from taking more steps towards Law. The blonde retaliates by yanking his arm away.
Sanji
Don’t touch me! And why the hell can’t he take me back?!
Reiju
Because… because baby Sanji has a big job to do!
Sanji
What are you talking about?!
Zoro
If you're here, that means…
Reiju
If we transpose you, we might risk bringing back Baby Sanji! If I remember correctly, Mom doesn’t have a lot of time left in his world. With Law’s drained stamina, I don’t know if we can send him home if he ends up here!
Sanji roars out of frustration and charges to kick one of the open window frames. It, along with the connected pillars and walls, smashes from the impact, sending debris out to the open sea.
Sanji
I don’t understand! So what you’re saying is that I have to be stuck here?! What happened to your Sanji?!
Reiju
We don't know…. For some reason, we couldn’t get him back. I’m sorry. I really am. We can try again later when Law regains his energy. But…maybe tomorrow to give Baby Sanji some more time.
Sanji
This better be worth it….
They hear a loud thump. When they look behind, they see that Law has fully collapsed onto the floor.
Zoro
Traffy!
Zoro rushes to his side and props him up. From the doctor’s belly, they all hear a loud gurgling sound.
Law
Ugh….
Reiju
Nice try today, doctor…. But I think you deserve some food and rest. It’s nearly dinner time.
Sanji
Tch. It can’t be helped then.
The younger blonde crosses the deck to fetch the tray of food he'd set aside. He brings it on the floor in front of Zoro and Law and adds the artefact next to the cakes. He straightens up and lights a cigarette, taking a long deep drag before speaking.
Sanji
Eat. I guess if I only have to wait a day, it shouldn’t be a problem.
Niji
I’m afraid I have some bad news.
All gaze turns to the blue-haired man on his bed, dreading his next words. He holds up several photos in his hands to show diagrams from Nola’s old burrow.
Niji
Even if Law is able to do this again, I must insist that we meet with this Nico Robin first. And that means waiting for an entire year if we have to.
Sanji
What?! Why the hell do we do that?!
Niji
Because if we don’t know what we’re doing, we will break our reality. And yours. And quite possibly every Sanjis’ that we’ve brought in.
Everyone
WHAT?!?
Niji
Yeah. We fucked up.
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Bonus: Full Stills
Notes:
Don't mind me just casually changing Yonji's hair from my older chapter art so his side profile's more recognizable like his canon hairstyle.
Also my nose actually, ACTUALLY bled while colouring Ichiji's beard. I've never been happier making that design choice. I think I'll keep it (though it may just be a complete coincidence).
Chapter 28
Notes:
Remember that time I apologized for writing long chapters? This one takes the cake. It's a whole new level--and that level is 78 pages long on my local document. Oops. It's meant to be five chapters, but separating them felt too disconnected.
Heads up, there's some morse code ahead. You can find online translators for extra context but I wrote the story in a way that you don't need to.
Happy reading!
Chapter Text
Dear Marimo,
I hope you understand why I deceived you and Traffy the way I did. You two must hate me for that. I don’t know why you keep telling me otherwise, after all I’ve put you through. If I were you, I’d take a good look at your life and consider other options. You deserve so much more than this.
Truth be told, I wish you would still stay with me. I don’t even care about marriage at this point. I just want to be with you–where we end up matters less. As long as there’s a good shower, a nice view, a nice selection of books, a big kitchen and a reliable den den mushi, I’m set. Though it would be great to have a big aquarium so I can continue collecting fish from all the four seas, and maybe even an observatory just for fun. Oh! And a nice spacious fitting room with a big vanity where I can play dress-up. I think we’ll definitely need some clones for maintenance too.
I think I just described our house back home. Maybe we’ll make ourselves mobile again and explore the world that way, bring the entire kingdom along for the ride. Would you and the Straw Hats be up to travelling on a giant snail at the slowest pace imaginable? Ichiji and Niji set up the heating system quite nicely. And we have the best chef in the North–quite possibly in the world. Yonji says so anyway.
Speaking of, I hope there’s still room for my siblings. I’d hate to kick them out and I can’t seem to part myself from them. Now that I think about it, I realise that we might be a package deal. Sorry. It’s unconventional but if you really want to be with me, you’re going to have to live with them, or at least win their hearts. It’s important to me that they approve of you. And that you approve of them.
We have a lot of work to do. I have a horrible feeling that they still hate you–all four of them. I can only hope that they recognise your efforts from recent events and change their hearts. They’re an overprotective chaotic bunch who don’t seem to know when to give up. But it’s the reason why I love them so.
Take Reiju as an example. She’s loyal, tough and has a kind heart. She’s probably the most reliable out of everyone in the family but every time she sees my darling Fukaboshi and his brothers–or any merman really–she’s an absolute mess. We often bump heads on how the kingdom should be run. She's often a source of migraine and a general bossy pain in the ass. But I trust her with my life. If there's one woman in the world who I respect the most, it's her.
.-. . .. .--- ..-
Reiju
Little, little bro, are you sure you don’t want to join in the festivities? There’s a lot of good food, lively parties….
Sanji
No. Leave me alone.
There are two things that humans, Skypieans and merfolk found that they all have in common–great love for good food and music.
Shirahoshi's seakings stopped to rest for the night. As they sleep, their tails are wrapped around the others’ long bodies, forming a large circle in the middle of the open waters. Their connection allowed people to run across on their backs above the surface, giving them a chance to travel from one carried vessel to another.
Each ship had banquets of their own to feed all of the mermaid king's fleet, the survivors of the sky island, and the Vinsmokes and their friends. Mixes of all three races celebrate the capture of the Warlord, Donquixote Doflamingo, and the successful rescue of the Skypieans. The atmosphere is lively except for one carried by a giant oarfish.
While Law rejoined the Heart Pirates in one of the other seaking vessels, the Vinsmokes and Zoro remained on their private deck for a quiet dinner, not wanting to take part in the celebration. It didn’t feel right given how much unfinished business there are, and the unsuccessful retrieval of the older blonde brought the mood down.
Then there’s the matter of Doflamingo who is in a holding ship that specifically contained prisoners of war. The seaking which carried him remained deep underwater to ensure that, even if anyone breaks out of their cells, there is nowhere to go. The group found themselves unsettled and tense just by the awareness of his presence alone.
The oldest of the Vinsmokes has taken it upon herself to ensure that all of her brothers and their friends are well and in good health. The trickiest one being the younger blonde who, begrudgingly, agreed to stay behind to allow the even younger Baby Sanji to have the last moments of his time with his mother in another world. To Reiju’s surprise, all it took to convince him to stop demanding to be returned home was a thorough breakdown of events that followed his initial return home. Everyone knows the immense sacrifice he’s making, especially after Niji’s warning about potentially destroying their reality and others they briefly connected to. This didn’t mean he was happy about it, so he spent the rest of the night hunched over on his chair, head face down against the dining table, looking extremely depressed about not being with his nakama.
Reiju presses on to try and cheer him up but she knows she doesn’t have the knack for it. She wonders what her own kingly brother would do in this situation. He seems to have the ability to brighten up any room he steps into. She shifts awkwardly on her own seat and leans over in an attempt to reach out to the young man better.
Reiju
Uhm… there’s a lot of drinks and dancing if that’s your sort of thing? How about girls?
Sanji
Yeah. Well, I had all that and was happily enjoying the company of two very lovely, very beautiful women back in the Sunny. And I’m not going to be able to see them for a while. So.
Zoro
Just give him some space. You can’t make him feel better in a day.
The pink commander straightens up to throw him a deadly glare across the table for his interruption.
Reiju
How would you know?
Zoro
It's only been a few hours. He says he wants to be left alone. Just give him time.
Reiju
I don't recall asking for your advice, demon. And why are you here? Don’t you have Law and the Heart Pirates to be with?
The other Vinsmoke brothers stay out of it but their eyes are on them. Ichiji and Niji watch them with intrigue, calmly and properly eating off their plates while Yonji is loudly shoving one bread after another into his mouth then proceeds to eat a bowlful of noodles, slurping noisily and messily without looking away.
Zoro
I go where he goes.
Sanji
As much as it pains me to say this, the Marimo is a Straw Hat and I travel with him in my world so he’s the most familiar person in this entire place to me. I’d rather stick around him than with you.
Reiju’s shoulders droop and her expression saddens, feeling hurt by that. Sanji tilts his head up, his forehead red from leaning it against the table for so long, and snarls at her.
Sanji
In fact, you make a good point. I don’t need to be here! At least that Law guy is actually quiet. I’d rather be with him than be here!
Desperate to keep the family together, Reiju flinches and waves her hands in front of her.
Reiju
No, no! Please don’t go!
With a huff, she sinks back against her seat.
Reiju
You know what? Fine… I’ll shut up. And do whatever you want. Just make sure you take one of us with you, okay? I don’t feel safe with Doflamingo still around. And I don't want you alone with this one.
She points her nose towards the swordsman who tuts and looks away, taking a swill from his third bottle of sake for the night. Sanji doesn’t reply but he scoffs and drops his head against the table once more with a loud thump.
Niji and Yonji tear their gazes away to awkwardly pretend that they’re not paying attention. Taking pity on his sister, Ichiji clears his throat and wipes his mouth clean with a cloth.
Ichiji
Reij, we need to brief the swordsman with… you know.
Reiju
Oh…. Right.
Roronoa Zoro, are you still up for Doflamingo’s interrogation? It’s not exactly a clean job.
Zoro
Yes.
Reiju
Can you promise me that you’re not going to do this out of anger?
Everyone carefully observes his reaction but the swordsman simply looks at her with his usual impassive face and crosses his arms.
Zoro
No.
Reiju lets out a big sigh in defeat then drops her head against the table as well, taking the same sad posture as her blonde brother. Her hair messily spread on the surface and cover her face. From afar, Zoro finds the sight mildly entertaining–the similarity in their behavior certainly confirms that they are indeed siblings even if they’re from completely different worlds.
Reiju
It can’t be helped then…. I guess everyone’s angry at him. And for good reason.
Mouth full, Yonji quickly swallows his food to speak seriously.
Yonji
If you don’t want the swordsman to do this, I can try and–
Ichiji
Absolutely not.
Yonji
But–
Ichiji
Drop it or I’ll make you regret even thinking about it.
Yonji
Tch.
Yonji angrily pushes himself off his seat, scraping the chair legs loudly against the wooden floor, and stomps away. Reiju raises her head and tries to grab his hand to stop him but he walks just out of reach. Ichiji simply follows him with his fiery eyes and crosses his arms stubbornly.
Reiju
Yonji, wait! Where are you going? I thought you wanted desserts!
Yonji
I’m not hungry anymore. I’m relieving Manboshi of guard duty.
Ichiji
You better stay by the door and keep away from the main cells unless you really have to.
At that, Yonji raises a middle finger over his shoulder before taking a leap over the edge of the ship to land on the floating oarfish’s tail. Sanji lifts his head slightly to observe his moody brother from afar. He watches him retrieve a small pink coral from his pocket and clicks a button on its tip to inflate a large bubble that covers his entire top half while his legs get a thin layer of clear lining. Set and ready, Yonji jumps into the ring of the resting seakings’ circle formation and plunges in the deep dark waters.
Reiju gives Ichiji a hard stare.
Reiju
Do you really have to be so hard on him? He’s just as much of a victim as the rest of our brothers. Even Niji doesn’t give him as much grief.
Ichiji
Yes.
Niji
Please leave me out of this…. This is uncomfortable enough as it is.
The pink commander’s eyes narrow. She crosses her own arms and straightens her back, looking like she’s demanding an explanation. Ichiji reads her thoughts and purses his lips. After a moment of hesitance, he grabs his glass of whiskey and downs it in one shot. He calmly sets it on the table before finally responding.
Ichiji
I’m thinking of forcefully retiring him from our ranks.
Reiju and Niji gasp and look at him in shock, even Zoro has his eyebrows raised and Sanji’s head pops up from the table with intrigue.
Reiju
Ichi! You can’t be serious!
Niji
At this time? You’re thinking about forcefully retiring your best officer in the middle of a war?
Ichiji
Look, I haven’t made my final decision yet but he’s not making it easy.
He refuses to talk to us about his problems, he doesn’t attend the therapy sessions that I set up for him and he constantly ignores our advice about wearing his helmet more often. He could get away with them then, but since he told me that he kidnapped you and took your legs off himself, I can’t bring myself to inaction.
Reiju looks away and rubs the back of her arm uncomfortably. She hates the fact that he makes a good point. Sanji flumps his head down onto the table once more. It sounds like more family drama that he doesn't care about–or rather he tries not to care about it.
Reiju
I… I get it. Among us, he gets deployed the most and it's killing me that he's always been quiet about it…. But have you considered what he wants to do instead? It sounds like he really wants to make up for his mistakes. Maybe he’ll do better from now on.
Ichiji
That doesn't matter anymore. He's had plenty of chances, and now all this happened. So I'm stepping in.
With that, the table goes quiet. When mermaid servers come by to collect their empty plates–their presence completely goes unnoticed by the depressed blonde whose face remains smooshed against the table–they refuse the offer for dessert except for Niji who immediately chows down on his and Yonji's servings. The painful silence lingers on aside the blue commander’s clinking of his dessert spoon against his bowl of a generous amount of sticky date pudding.
Niji
Mmm. Yeah. This is good stuff.
Ichiji's eye twitches in annoyance. He refills his own drink while glaring at him.
Ichiji
And you. I have a problem with you.
Eating nonchalantly with his mouth full, seemingly unaffected by the whole ordeal, Niji replies.
Niji
Whash upsh?
Ichiji
How are you not more upset about this? Look at you.
He gestures his hand with the glass over his brother's figure and nods towards his severed thighs which earns him an unimpressed brow from Niji.
Reiju
Easy, Ichiji….
Ichiji
I know you can easily replace those legs as soon as we get to Fish-Man Island but your own brother tore you apart not too long ago. Why aren't you angry? Or sad? Do you not feel anything about this?
Niji
Because it wasn't Yonji. His body, sure, but it was not at his own will. Stop asking stupid questions. And for the record, I am angry. I'm angry at the old Warlord who I never fuckin’ liked in the first place. And this other one for still hanging out here!
Hey, idiot, we're kinda having a private family moment. Can't you read the room?!
Zoro
I did say–I go where Curls goes.
Ichiji
Wait, just like that?
Niji
What?
Ichiji
You're just… going to accept your brother's apology? And move on? Like it's that easy.
Niji
Yep! I don't need to be more upset about it. I'll just suffer twice.
And you're all missing out on this. This is the stuff. Mmm.
Niji returns to his desserts hungrily so Ichiji lets out an infuriated huff, downs his drink and stands.
Ichiji
Let's go, swordsman. We got a lot of work to do.
Zoro
That's our cue, Curls–
Ichiji
No. I don't want him anywhere near Doflamingo. Niji will look after him.
Sanji
Isn't he…hurt?
Niji quickly swallows the pudding in his mouth and turns to his blonde brother with a wide grin.
Niji
You underestimating me, little, little bro? Do you think I’m… helpless?
He casually leans on his elbow against the table and holds out a clenched hand to show it off. He jerks fingers which produce a bright spark of electricity in a flash. Sanji flinches at the sight. A nervous sweat drops on the side of his brow at getting a hint of his brother's power. He's unsure of what to make of this arrangement–to be looked after by this brother specifically.
Niji
Even Ichiji knows I can still hold my own, even in this state.
Sanji
Show off.
Satisfied with the decision, fully trusting of Niji after having travelled with him for some time, Zoro stands to follow Ichiji as the man proceeds towards the bow of the ship.
Reiju
Wait!
Reiju runs to catch up to the two then stops in front of Ichiji to stop him in his tracks. He growls in frustration, his patience wearing thin.
Ichiji
What now?
Reiju
You’re getting hot-headed again.
Ichiji snarls as his hair rises and bursts into searing hot flames.
Ichiji
I’M NOT!!!
Zoro and Reiju both squint their eyes and cover their faces with their arms to protect themselves from the sudden heat and the brightness. Upon realising the irony of his unanticipated burst of rage, Ichiji snuffs out the flames quickly, takes a deep breath and exhales slowly. In a forceful calm voice, he relays the question.
Ichiji
What can I do for you, our dearest Princess?
Reiju
I know why you really want to retire Yonji.
Ichiji’s brow twitches but he tries his best to keep his composure.
Ichiji
And why is that?
Reiju
You feel responsible for him.
Ichiji
No shit. I’m his–
Reiju
Not just as his commanding officer, but as his big brother. Don’t think I’ve forgotten your whole speech with Baby Sanji. You don’t want to deploy him anymore because you just realised how much it hurts him.
Ichiji inhales sharply and shuts his eyes tightly. After a few moments to calm himself again, he speaks.
Ichiji
Swordsman, please give us a moment alone. You’ve heard too much already.
Zoro grunts and walks towards the nearest edge of the ship where he relaxes against the railing. Confident that he’s out of earshot, Ichiji finally opens up.
Ichiji
…Every second of our time that we spend here, we lose a man.
Reiju purses her lips and remains quiet.
Ichiji
Our forces have structure but are ultimately unsupervised. I shouldn’t care because they’re clones. But if I think like that, I’ll turn into a monster like Father was.
Reiju
Ichi…
Ichiji
One of the things that Yonji taught me is to not waste lives. Thanks to him, our men have developed from mere foot soldiers into an elite force not to be reckoned with because of their prolonged experience.
Here’s the problem. Since I’m busy coordinating our movements, I can’t be in the front lines as much as I’d prefer. It’s Yonji that ensures everyone’s survival and the success of our battles.
Reiju simply nods along, getting a sense of where her brother is taking this conversation.
Ichiji
Every time I send him off, I know it hurts him. I make an effort to personally ask him first, but he knows he’s needed. He’s never said no. He’s a brute and as dumb as rocks, but he’s no idiot.
Reiju
Ichiji…I know it’s hard but–
Ichiji
No, you don’t. You’ve never had to share quarters or tents with him.
Reij… he… he screams in his sleep. I don’t think he knows about it, or he completely ignores it. I don’t know which one is worse.
Reiju
Oh…
Ichiji
Seeing Baby Sanji was a painful reminder how terrible of a brother I am. I’ve wanted to retire Yonji for a long time now but I can’t see us winning this war without him. Or any other one.
Reiju studies his brother up and down. She sees the obvious signs of wear and tear from the efforts of war, for having to torture their old ally, and from the emotional encounter with Baby Sanji. She slowly takes a step forward and places assuring hands on his shoulders.
Reiju
You haven’t rested for days.
Ichiji sighs exasperatedly and turns his gaze away.
Ichiji
It’s this… seastone. I haven’t felt emotions for this long before. It’s… exhausting. Normally I take off the helmet for a break when things get too much.
Reiju
You and me both….
Alright, it’s decided! I’ll brief the swordsman. Why don’t you look after Sanji and show him around? Take a breather and enjoy yourself! We don’t usually travel like this. I know you haven’t had one of your “parties” for a while to unwind either.
Ichiji finally looks at her eye to eye. A small smile forms at the corner of his lips but it drops just as quickly as it came.
Ichiji
You haven’t slept much either since we left home. Are you sure about this?
Reiju
Yes. Ichi, you’re not the only one who feels the pressure to do the right thing as the older sibling. Let me take care of you for once. I know you don’t like it, but if you don’t listen to me, I’ll have to force it on you. And you know that I always get my way.
Ichiji
You’re not going to let this go, are you?
Reiju gives him a wide toothy smile.
Reiju
Nope!
Ichiji chuckles and wraps an arm around her shoulder to pull her in. He kisses her forehead then turns his heel to walk back towards the dining table.
The blonde has been silently watching them behind the cover of his disheveled hair in his slouched posture. Seeing Ichiji’s affection towards their sister makes him feel that ache in his heart again.
Ichiji
I’ll leave it in your hands, sis.
Demon Warlord! Report to Reiju. She’ll take you to Doflamingo.
Zoro had been carefully eyeing their interaction from afar as well. Wordlessly, he pushes himself off the railing and proceeds to stand by Reiju’s side. They watch the red commander walk up to his brothers at the dining table and yank Sanji up onto his feet by his arm.
Ichiji
Up you get! Let’s do something about that sad face of yours.
Sanji
Oi, what are you doing?! Don’t touch me!
Ichiji
Coming along, Nij?
Niji finishes the last of his desserts and wipes his face clean.
Niji
No, thanks. Since you got this covered, I should get back to analysing Law’s Poneglyph photos.
He shuffles around in his back pocket and retrieves a coral bubble. He inflates a donut float around his waist and he hovers up above his chair.
Ichiji
Since when did you get that?
Niji
Just after the whole thing with Baby Sanji.
Ichiji
If you've had it for that long, why do you still get Yonji to carry you around?
Niji
Hey, he “tore me apart”, remember? Let me make him suffer a little for it. Inconvenience is the most annoying kind of despair.
Ichiji
Huh. Good call.
Reiju smiles warmly at the sight of her brothers’ bonding. She turns her heel and gestures for Zoro to come along.
Reiju
I’m sorry you had to see all that. The family isn’t exactly in a good place.
Zoro grumbles, crosses his arms and holds his ground, making Reiju stop on her tracks, wondering why he's not following her.
Reiju
What's wrong?
Zoro
I trust the blue one with Curls but I don't trust him.
Reiju
Who? Ichiji?
Zoro
I guess.
Reiju
Oh, get over yourself, demon. Ichiji has more reason to keep Sanji safe than you. If you haven't noticed, he's trying his best to be a good brother. Now shut up and come along.
She proceeds walking, uncaring if the swordsman follows her this time. Eventually, Zoro growls unhappily but he does what she says.
Instead of leading them towards the bow of the ship, Reiju skirts around the far side of their private deck to take them upstairs.
Zoro
Aren’t we going to the underwater prison?
Reiju
Not yet. I'm a little more thorough than Ichiji who probably just wanted you to jump right into it. I need to make sure that you know what you're doing.
A tense silence falls between them. As they near the top of the stairs, Zoro voices out his concern that’s been in his mind since he’s been instructed to interrogate the older Warlord.
Zoro
I have a condition.
Reiju stops dead still. She looks over her shoulder with an impassive face to study the swordsman who gives her the same non-expressive treatment. The pink commander turns slowly and crosses her arms, silently waiting for an answer.
Zoro
I want to see Doflamingo alone.
Reiju narrows her eyes suspiciously. With a dangerous tone, she responds.
Reiju
Why?
Zoro
I want to do things my way.
Reiju
No.
At that, she waves him off and turns to continue her ascension. Before she can get too far, Zoro speaks out.
Zoro
You and Curls seem to like making deals. Maybe we can work something out.
Reiju
There is absolutely nothing that I need from the likes of you, demon.
Zoro
You need a new soldier.
Reiju freezes, purposely not turning too quickly to hide her shocked expression. She blinks and shakes her head to snap out of it before finally facing him.
Reiju
You dare use our family's private concerns against us?
Zoro
I don't mean anything by it. Just hear me out.
Reiju
Not a good move, demon. But fine.
She makes her way downstairs as Zoro climbs. They meet in the middle where the steps level to an equal platform.
Reiju
Out with it.
Zoro
Let me see the old Warlord on my own… and I will join your army. You can use me as one of your soldiers so you can retire your brother. At least it will ease your mind that someone can fulfill his duties if you decide to go ahead with it anyway. I will fight your battles–anything that you need for your kingdom and Curls.
Reiju eyes him up and down, trying to gauge his real motivations.
Reiju
You care about him that much?
Zoro
You have no idea.
Reiju
And you’ll really fight for Germa? You could lose your Warlord status.
Zoro
But I can lose a whole lot more if I don’t do this for Curls.
Reiju’s brows shoot up in surprise.
Reiju
Huh… not bad, Roronoa Zoro. It's hard to say no to an offer like that.
Very well… I'll bite. I'll give you a single chance to see Doflamingo on your own. Succeed in getting one–just at least one–bit of information from him and I'll maybe turn my cheek the other way if you so decide to make it into an act of revenge.
Zoro
Revenge isn’t something I’m interested in.
A small smile curls at the corner of Reiju’s lips. She eases her stance.
Reiju
You’re full of surprises, Demon Warlord. I’m starting to see why my brother finds you… interesting.
At that, Reiju starts climbing up the stairs once more and Zoro follows. Without turning her head, the pink commander speaks.
Reiju
Report to High General Ichiji tomorrow morning, Lieutenant. Don’t make me regret this.
Now let’s get this out of the way.
Zoro
Lieutenant? I’m not even Captain? Isn’t Yonji a Major?
Reiju
Second Lieutenant….
Zoro
I’m a one-man army of ten thousand strong! No–a hundred thousand strong!!
Reiju
…Cadet.
Zoro
ACK–!
She leads him past an isolated common living area and stops in front of one of the rooms at the topmost deck. She unlocks the door with a key, flicks the light on and gestures for the swordsman to enter.
As soon as Zoro steps inside, there's something familiar about the room’s character that he immediately picks up on.
It looks like a spacious private study. The first thing he sees is an eye-catching office chair topped with an intimidating decorative horned skull with wavy pointed eyes and golden rings hanging off its horns that remind him of Doflamingo's usual accessories. Along with it, a large ornate desk sits in the middle of the room. There are a generous amount of books on shelves that almost cover all of the surrounding walls except for a comfortable couch set, tea table and a standing lamp in one corner of the room. Near it is an ornate shelving unit decorated with framed photos and a number of odd memorabilia like seashells, a music box and accessories. He walks towards it as he hears a soft click from Reiju who closes the door behind them.
Reiju
This is my brother’s office whenever we’re on the move on the Grand Line. Usually it’s just for holidays but he’s a bit of a workaholic.
Zoro studies the photos. It’s mostly images of the Vinsmokes out and about–picnics, camping trips, underwater adventures with the Neptune family, and a lot more vacation pictures. One that the swordsman particularly enjoys was taken in the middle of an explosion where Ichiji has set himself alight, Reiju and Yonji are jumping out of the way in panic while Sanji and Niji are laughing uncontrollably in the foreground. Seeing it gives him an understanding why the man liked taking candid photos of everyone. He can’t help but let out a soft chuckle at the photo. Reiju smiles warmly when Zoro picks up the frame to admire the details.
Reiju
Yeah, I like that one too. It’s the family favourite.
Here’s one you may find interesting. It’s him winning “Sexiest Person of the Year” for five years in a row. He’s with someone you might recognise.
She picks one from the back and shows it to Zoro. It’s a photo of the blonde making a mocking face while all caked up, wearing a well-fitted red dress, and leaning on the shoulder of another Warlord, Boa Hancock, who looks completely disgruntled and annoyed at him. Behind her resentful expression, she has a friendly arm around his waist.
Zoro
Huh. I didn’t know they hung out.
Reiju
They’re always head-to-head with that award. I think their friendship is mostly through rivalry.
Zoro sets down the family picture and peruses some more. He catches glimpses of one that is faced down. Curious, he flips it and sees that it’s another holiday photo of Sanji, sitting on a particularly large sunchair in a warmly lit balcony decorated with countless flowers across the railing, and pleasantly enjoying the company of none other than Doflamingo himself. The old Warlord looks like he’s serenading him with a guitar. They looked happy and sweet together. The swordsman flinches at the sight and immediately sets it down the way he found it. Reiju notices his reaction.
Reiju
I’m sorry to do this to you…but I needed you to see this. I need you to see him.
The swordsman spins around to face her, crossing his arms with a scowl on his face.
Reiju
What Doflamingo did to my brother was unthinkable and unforgivable.
She takes a step forward and looks up at Zoro intensely.
Reiju
I’ve never liked him but I can’t help but notice that what he did was out of character. It’s not like him to do this. Even King Fukaboshi says so.
Zoro
Traffy says otherwise.
Reiju
I know he would.
Look, Doflamingo and my brother have some things in common–they’ve killed one of their blood before and have done some unimaginable things to get this far for power and control. But after they got together… things changed. We never approved of Doflamingo because we thought he’d bring out the worst in my brother.
Instead they… brought out some good from each other. They’re far from perfect but… it was peaceful for a long time. Over the years, we grew to tolerate the old Warlord and I can’t help but think that something bigger is afoot here. Something that forced him to do what he did.
Zoro’s brows shoot up in surprise, then his expression quickly turns into one with a disgusted glare.
Zoro
Are you just trying to cover his ass so I don’t kill him?
Reiju
No, nothing like that. But… I imagine my brother wouldn't approve of it.
Zoro scoffs and shakes his head in disapproval. Deep inside, he knows she's right.
Reiju
We need information and we need to get it fast. I fear that Fukaboshi might actually let Doflamingo off the hook to finally repay his old debt….
Zoro
And you’re just…letting him?
Reiju
I’ve tried to talk him out of it as much as I could but I don’t exactly have power here. I may be Sanji’s right hand but ultimately, the decision falls on the mermaid king.
Zoro
Don’t you act on Sanji’s behalf? Can’t you oppose him more?
Reiju
Demon Warlord, think. Whose army is it we’re travelling with? Who owns the prison where he’s detained right now? Who are the ones in control of the seakings, one of which carries the very ship that we are standing on?
Zoro shakes his head again, beginning to feel his temper rise.
Zoro
Whatever. I’ll catch him again myself as soon as Fukaboshi frees him.
Reiju
No, you won’t.
Zoro
You don’t control me.
Reiju
Yes I do…Cadet.
Zoro growls an agitated noise at the back of his throat and leans his back against one of the bookshelves with a loud thump. He silently thinks that if Sanji trusts her enough to be his second in command, he needs to get used to following her orders, including putting faith in her blindly.
Reiju crosses the room and fishes out a binder from the desk.
Reiju
This is the short list of every information that we need to extract from the old Warlord.
Zoro's brows shoot up from the sight of the thick binder. He takes it from her hand, his arm briefly sinking from the weight, then scans through the pages.
The binder contains queries that relate to the ongoing war between Germa and Fish-Man Island against Dressrosa. Details needed from the interrogation include information on island territories currently and will be under attack, planned skirmishes, hidden agents, food sources, survivors and refugees, Doflamingo's own allies and a whole lot more.
Zoro
“Short” is not how I would describe this. There's…a lot of questions.
Reiju
This is the best I can do…for now. Fukaboshi and I reached a compromise that Doflamingo will only be freed when we get all the information that we need to gain advantage in this war.
Zoro's brows furrow at that, looking up at Reiju from the binder. When her clever tactic sinks in, he smirks a devilish smile.
Zoro
A list this “short” will have Doflamingo locked up for months. Longer if you can stretch it and if he doesn’t cooperate.
Reiju
Fukaboshi told me to make a list then we shook on it. He failed to specify the condition of its length. He had no idea what’s coming.
Zoro
I can see where Curls gets his cleverness from.
Reiju
Actually, it's based on a tactic that he likes to pull on men too honourable for their own good. He's not exactly an honest man at times.
Zoro chuckles lightly then shuts the binder close.
Zoro
Anything else before I pay the old Warlord a visit?
Reiju
Yes.
She pulls a drawer from the desk, reaches down and presses a button hidden under the surface. One of the bookshelves suddenly spins, revealing a hidden back wall with an assortment of mounted arsenal–daggers, swords, two-handed weapons, bombs and guns of all shapes and sizes. Zoro looks at the collection with amazement.
Reiju
My brother likes collecting shiny things, as you can see. Practical… dangerous shiny things.
Reiju walks up to it and casually picks up a thick roll of leather from a lower mount. She unties the bind around it then unfurls its contents onto the desk, revealing a frightening amount of torture devices.
Reiju
Now, let me show you how to use all of these~!
She bends down and fetches what looks like a long deflated rubber-like sheet from the bottom drawer of the desk, then turns a dial embedded on the material. Zoro's mouth drops agape when a blowup doll inflates itself right before his eyes and Reiju plops it down unceremoniously on Sanji's office chair. When she sees the swordsman's reaction, her face reddens brightly up to her ears.
Reiju
Sh–shut up! It’s Ichiji's! I had to borrow it earlier for the demonstration because there's no fighting mannequins on this ship! And…and it's got legs….
Zoro rubs the back of his neck awkwardly, feeling heat build up from his neck.
Zoro
I…haven't said anything….
Desperate for a distraction, Reiju browses through the torture devices and fishes out intimidating large forceps. Her composure suddenly transforms from bashful to overly cheerful. She playfully snaps it open and close in her hand a couple of times, wearing a big grin on her face.
Reiju
Right! I'll show you how to use all of these~! Let’s get started!
.. -.-. .... .. .--- ..
Then there’s Ichiji. Now here’s a man who genuinely frightens me to this day–not you, your dad or Kaidou or Shanks–but my dear eldest brother. He's an unrelenting force of nature and the world is lucky that he's got his hands too tied up doing all the meticulous military strategizing behind his desk because honestly he can turn the entire planet into an ablaze inferno if anyone gives him a reason to. But that's not why I'm scared of him.
I think it’s because I find it hard to get a proper read on him. On most days he’s cool, calm and collected but under the surface, he’s got a lot of pent up inner rage. Not that he ever raised his hand against us. He'd never do that. Well, after he got emotions anyway.
Sometimes I think he tries a little too hard to be a good brother, like he's always trying to prove himself. He doesn't have to but I think he can't help it. Keep an eye on him, will you? Otherwise he'll burn out.
The disgruntled and infuriated young Sanji is dragged along to accompany his eldest brother aboard one of the connected seaking vessels that he calls his own. They walk and climb aboard, ignoring the light rain and thunder above their heads. His brother has been quiet throughout, much as the blonde expected based on what little memories he had with him when they were children. Sanji keeps his sad head down as Ichiji leads the way towards gigantic doors on the main deck with two fishmen standing guard. As they get closer, the blonde can hear the sounds of deep upbeat music and muffled chattering behind the doors. It sounds like there's a lively party inside and he can certainly recognise female voices. Intrigued, Sanji finally snaps out of his depressive state and takes in the environment around them.
The entire ship is decorated like a tropical holiday house that he's seen on warm islands, complete with dimly lit tiki torches across the entranceway and the giant doors are framed with an assortment of leaves and colourful flowers, dried corals and shells. He guesses that the entire outdoor area is isolated due to the weather. His brother comes to a halt in the undercover entranceway and the two fishmen salute him.
Ichiji
At ease.
Fishman 1
Hey Ichi! It's been a while! Been busy?
Fishman 2
Yo Ichiji!! Is that the Pirate King? I heard he shrank–they weren't kidding!!
Sanji growls in annoyance and pockets his hands, ready to kick the fishmen in front of them.
Ichiji
The rumours are true, I'm afraid.
Ichiji begins rolling up one of his sleeves as he continues his casual banter. The two fishmen rummage around their coat pockets, giving Sanji an impression that there's a certain routine that meets Ichiji's arrival.
Ichiji
How's the wife and kids?
Fishman 1
Oh, a handful as always. Same old, same old.
The fishman that Ichiji is talking to procures a blood packet with a connecting tube and needle as he talked. He proceeds to secure the bag around Ichiji's shoulder with its attached strap while the second fishman begins sterilising his inner forearm with alcohol and a cotton ball. Sanji watches their actions in confusion, weirded out by all of it and wondering why all this is necessary.
Fishman 1
I miss them a lot though. I can't wait for shore leave! Even if it just means giving the missus a break from the kids.
Ichiji
I'm sure Nika will appreciate it.
With the blood pack secure, the second fishman tidies the coil of the tube so it doesn't dangle around. Carefully, he inserts its needle into Ichiji's skin on the spot he had sterilised.
Fishman 2
Been trying to get this one to actually go out on a holiday. All they do is stay home on shore leave.
Fishman 1
No, we don't!
Fishman 2
When was the last time you left Fish-Man Island, then?
Fishman 1
Well…the wife and I were hoping to take the kids out west last summer but we had to cancel it…. Bubba wasn't looking too healthy and hospital bills… well….
Ichiji
You should go for it when he's feeling better. I'll personally cover the costs and extend your leave. I'll tell Boshi-Boy.
Fishman 1
Wait, wh–what?! Really?!
Ichiji
You haven't travelled out with the family for years. Don't think I haven't noticed.
Fishman 1
I–I don't mean to trouble you with these small meager things, Your Highness!! Really, we're fine!
Ichiji
I mention money and we're on formal terms now? Just go on that fuckin’ holiday already. The fresh waters will be good for the kids.
Fishman 1
I… thanks, Ichi.
Fishman 2
See? Told you he'd be cool with it.
The second fishman finishes up by dressing the tubed skin on Ichiji's arm with medical tape. While that's happening, the first fishman turns to Sanji with another blood pack.
Fishman 1
Your arm, San–I mean… My Liege?
Sanji
Wait, what? What's that for, exactly?
Fishman 1
Erm…it's for your blood transfusion, Your Highness.
Ichiji
We need it before we head inside. Just put it on.
Sanji
What?! No way! I'm perfectly fine!
Ichiji
Why not? You're not scared of needles, are you?
Sanji
Tch. No way!
The fishmen stare at the blonde in confusion then to Ichiji, hoping to get answers from an unspoken question. The red commander simply shrugs his shoulders casually.
Fishman 2
Okay….
Fishman 1
If you're sure….
Ichiji
Give it here just in case.
Fishman 2
Good call!
After handing over the spare blood packet which Ichiji hides away, the fishmen wordlessly take their positions next to the doors. Ichiji takes a couple of steps forward to be right at the center for when it opens. When Sanji hesitantly stands alongside him, he can't help but voice out his observations.
Sanji
They uh…sound like they're treated right.
Ichiji says nothing but slightly tilts his head towards him in curiosity.
Sanji
These soldiers, I mean. You uh… treat them right.
As the fishmen work together to pull the heavy doors open, Ichiji straightens the collar of his shirt, feels down his buttons and fixes his slightly dishevelled hair from the rain, like he's trying to make sure that he looks presentable.
Ichiji
They're good people. And they're the ones who charge into battle bearing our name on their flags. It's not something I take lightly.
Sanji's eyebrows shoot up and his head snaps towards his brother, unbelieving the words that just came from his mouth. He's still processing how different this world is compared to his own and he doesn't think he can ever get used to it, especially when it involves his family. His chest tightens and he feels that ache again. He tears his gaze away and mumbles silently.
Sanji
It's not fair….
Ichiji
Hmm? Did you say something?
Sanji
Nothing.
Ichiji
Did you change your mind about the blood pack?
Sanji
I said I don't need it! I'm in perfectly good health because I eat perfectly good meals. I know–I cook them myself!
Ichiji
It's your funeral, brother.
Sanji
What does that mean?
The fishmen guards swing the doors open and Sanji's mouth drops agape. He thinks he's dreaming.
Inside the massive foyer are mermaids and Skypiean women carousing and lounging around. There's a bar in one corner, a parlour in the other, a dance floor in the middle, and a pool area with a complementing waterfall feature at the far back between tall sets of curved stairs where there is a lounge area at the upper level. Sanji can't seem to get himself to move, too stunned and speechless at the sight. After a brief moment to process that this is indeed real and that it’s not a figment of his imagination, lecherous heart shaped eyes bulge out of his skull and he practically screams with full tongue out. His face heats up to his ears at an incredible temperature and heavy bursts of blood spurt out of his nose.
The sight seems to have the same effect on his older brother but he’s a lot less vocal and animated. He calmly procures a cloth from his shirt pocket and wipes the blood clean off his nose. Just like Sanji, the fluid keeps on flowing but he seems used to it.
Sanji
THERE’S SO MANY BEAUTIFUL LADIES ALL IN ONE PLACE!! I’M IN HEAVEN! HEAVEN! I DIED AND I’M IN HEAVEN AND THE LADIES ARE ANGELS THEMSELVES!
Ichiji
Welcome to paradise, little, little brother.
As you know, the Skypieans are new but most of the mermaids are from Fukaboshi’s elite task force. I commissioned this vessel specifically for people who need to…unwind.
A thought bubble pops up above the blonde’s head, revealing an image of the old mermaid Kokoro who he met in Water 7. The cloud puffs out and vanishes, along with Sanji’s memories of her.
Ichiji
…Did you just…erase your memory of someone…?
Sanji
THERE’S A MERMAID–SO MANY MERMAIDS HERE! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET ONE AND THERE’S SO, SO MANY!!! IT’S DEFINITELY MY FIRST TIME SEEING THEM!
Sanji’s legs spin as he moves side to side like a toy top, throwing multitudinous flying kisses in the air. When the women notice their arrival from Sanji’s screaming, they squeal a collective high pitch noise and immediately crowds around them. The mermaids without their floats scramble around to find their bubble corals so they can catch up. In the background, one of the fishman guards has fetched a nearby mop and a bucket, and begins cleaning up blood from the floor silently, following the trail that Sanji leaves behind.
Mermaid 1
Prince Ichiji! Where have you been?! We’ve been so lonely~
Who’s your handsome friend here?
As she speaks, she gently wraps a long comfortable robe over Ichiji’s shoulders while a Skypiean woman begins patting his face dry with a towel. Sanji gets the same treatment from the other ladies and is more than delighted to receive it. He makes this clear by squirming his body uncontrollably, mouth drooling incessibly, but the ladies don't seem to mind. They take it as a compliment.
Ichiji
Apologies, my sweet. It’s been busy.
Everyone, this is the Pirate King. Kind of.
Mermaid 2
Ooh! He looks so different! Welcome, Your Highness! We’re very excited that you finally decided to join us!
Sanji
IT'S AN ABSOLUTE PLEASURE TO BE HERE!! IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
The women around him giggle from his reaction, fascinated and amused by this new form that their beloved allied king has taken.
From the higher levels, they hear familiar voices.
Shachi
Hey, it's the red superhero prince and young Chore Boy!
Penguin
Hey, you two!!
The Heart Pirates wave their hands enthusiastically from their comfortable couches in the upper lounge area, calling out to Sanji and Ichiji from afar. The ladies who are cuddled with them also wave at the two newcomers, giggling excitedly.
Sanji is too occupied eagerly greeting every single woman around him to notice the Heart Pirates. The mermaids and Skypieans each give him a light kiss on the cheek with a satisfying smooch sound in return which only encourages and heightens his lecherous state. As he moves through the room, the fishman guard continues to clean the trail of blood he leaves behind.
Ichiji
Penguin. Shachi.
Penguin
Your ship is the best, Mr. Red Prince!
Ichiji
Heh. I know.
Penguin
I wish I could live here!
Shachi
Finished work for the night? Everyone here has been asking about you!
Ichiji
Not quite just yet.
When a server walks up to the Heart Pirates’ table with fresh drinks, Penguin and Shachi get distracted and turn their attention back to the ladies around them.
Ichiji
It’s especially lively today. Is everyone getting along?
Mermaid 3
Prince Ichi, the sky people are so fun! We’ve been getting to know each other very well….
Skypiean Girl 1
Thank you for rescuing us, Your Highnesses!
All Skypieans in the room collectively stand straight and bow respectfully towards the two brothers, followed by grateful words and acknowledgement. With a hand on his chest, Ichiji simply smiles and bows slightly in a suave manner in return. All the women in the room swoon and faint from his irresistible charm.
Sanji
YOU’RE VERY WELCOME, MY BEAUTIFUL LOVELIES!!!
Ichiji smirks and shakes his head silently. He doesn’t have the heart to tell everyone that this blonde in particular had nothing to do with their rescue, especially that he sees him finally perked up and having the time of his life. Sanji continues spinning and moving around with his newfound energy, working his way around the room, upstairs and down, then cycles around all over again to express his admiration and love to each and every single one of the ladies he comes across. He seems to be stuck on an endless loop and he doesn't know how to stop. He doesn't ever want to stop.
While Sanji is occupied, the women around Ichiji take the opportunity to shower him with affection. Hands slowly trail under his arms to splay over his chest and a mermaid pulls him in close.
Mermaid 4
Will you be joining us tonight, Master?
Another set of hands find themselves on Ichiji’s shoulders, massaging and feeling his figure.
Skypiean Girl 2
You look tired and exhausted. Please let us take care of you~
More hands appear around him as the women attempt to convince him to stay, craving his attention and company.
Ichiji chuckles from all the love he’s getting but he raises both of his hands and takes a couple of steps backwards. The women collectively take it as a sign to give him space.
Ichiji
As tempting as this all is, I’m actually only here to ask if anyone’s seen the mermaid princess?
The entire room let out loud and sad groans in disappointment.
Mermaid 1
If you’re here to woo her, she's made it perfectly clear that you’re not her type!
Ichiji
No, nothing like that. No one is her type anyway but she said that she really wants to meet my new little brother. I thought now's a good time as any.
Mermaid 4
Master, she’s been working to the bone looking after our seakings! She’d gone to bed early.
Ichiji
Oh… that's too bad. I think little, little brother would really like to meet her too.
Speaking of, where did he go?
The women exchange glances. They have all been so focused on the red haired commander that they didn’t realise that Sanji’s excited screaming voice has vanished.
Fishman 1
Here, Ichi!
Everyone in the room turns their gaze towards the fishman guard. On the floor, in the middle of a large puddle of red is young Sanji himself, extremely pale, completely drained of all energy and is on the verge of unconsciousness. Blood still oozed down his nose but his heart-shaped eyes, open mouth and mid-wriggle frozen tongue seem to be stuck on his face permanently. Ichiji approaches him and squats in front of his face, shaking his head in disapproval.
Ichiji
Sanji… my sweet little, little brother, what did we learn today?
Sanji can’t find himself to reply–too stunned and out of it to move any part of his body. All that he can muster is a weak line of unintelligible noises from the back of his throat.
Ichiji
When big brother tells you to do something, it usually means that he’s trying to look out for you.
As he spoke, he pokes the round button of his brother's nose in an affectionate manner. All Sanji can do is growl his way in annoyance.
Mermaid 2
Is he…still alive?
The fishman guard gently nudges the blonde’s head with the blunt side of his mop but Sanji appears completely immobilised. The ladies look over him with a mix of concern and awkwardness. Ichiji simply responds coolly.
Ichiji
He’s probably at death’s door.
—
Young Sanji comes to, feeling a cold breeze on his face but the rest of his body feels warm and cozy. When he tries to move, he realises that he’s wrapped in a soft duvet and is lying comfortably on a long couch in a dark and isolated undercover area outside. He can still hear the ongoing party in the distance but the sounds are muffled. The deep bass of the music makes the floor vibrate slightly, giving him the impression that they're somewhere on the higher decks of the ship. The rain is pouring heavily now but that just makes being tucked in more comfortable.
He hears quiet murmuring nearby and tilts his head towards the sound. He finds Ichiji sitting at an empty bar while nursing a glass of whiskey with its bottle in front of him. The single lantern at the far side dimly lit the area and highlighted his features. Despite his impassive expression, his eyes have deep lines under them and his body language makes him look miserable. He hunches slightly and leans on his elbows, covering his eyes with his free hand in exhaustion as he begins to mutter quietly once more. Sanji only then notices the transponder snail that he's speaking to, partly obscured behind Ichiji's arm from his point of view.
Ichiji
I want a full scale retreat in Punk Hazard. Get out of there, Lieutenant.
The voice on the other side comes through unstably. It’s mostly static and choppy but Sanji could work out the response.
Voice
This is the only chance we have, General! We’ve come too far, we can’t turn back!
Ichiji huffs as his head dips down further. When he lifts the glass to his lips, Sanji can see his hands slightly trembling.
Ichiji
I will handle this. I’ll leave tonight–
Voice
No! We can’t wait! The only way to ensure the childrens’ survival is to sink the island so Doflamingo’s men can’t go after them. They're being chased as we speak! They’ve suffered enough already as it is.
Ichiji
…So Caesar’s still got that third lab intact….
Voice
Yes, Sir. The last of us are on our way to initialise self-destruction.
Ichiji
Lieutenant….
Voice
Resistance is a lot worse than we predicted, General. It’s the only way–
The conversation is abruptly interrupted by the sounds of fighting and gunfire. When he hears the voice behind the line scream, Ichiji takes a sharp breath in and scowls. His hands shake visibly now as he sets down his glass as carefully as he can.
Sanji isn’t sure what to do. Slowly, he sits up and remains quiet, watching his brother.
The sound of more gunfire comes through the other line, followed by immediate sounds of footsteps on the run.
Voice
Ta…taken heavy fire, Sir. S–still here…. Just me and two left. Not looking so good.
General, we can’t properly do this unless you give the direct order. You know how this works.
Ichiji
Tch.
Ichiji sinks further, leaning his forehead against the ball of his hand, clearly feeling distressed. The voice behind the line picks up on his hesitance.
Voice
You know you can just make more of us, clones.
Ichiji
It’s not the same. You won’t remember a thing.
Voice
We know.
There are more sounds of commotion, followed by what sounds like heavy metallic doors opening and slamming shut, then locking.
Voice
Here now. Not a lot of time left.
General, let us do this for you. You know this is the only right move. They’ll lose men. We will too–but you can make more. As soon as Punk Hazard is out of the picture, reinforcements will take over and we'll finally regain some advantage–just as you planned.
Ichiji runs his hands over his face.
Voice
High General. Your orders?
Ichiji purses his lips and glares down onto the snail. When he grips the edge of the counter tensely, Sanji sees his artificial mechanical eyes glint dangerously against the dimly lit lantern behind him.
Voice
General?
Ichiji shuts his eyes painfully and shakes his head silently, not wanting to say what he needs to say.
Voice
Ichiji….
Ichiji
…Lieutenant, I need your troops to die.
Voice
…Good.
Loud smashing and bashing can be heard against metallic surfaces, like someone or something massive is trying to break into their current whereabouts. The remaining voices behind the line yell something unintelligible but it sounds like they're trying to get Ichiji’s lieutenant to hurry up.
Voice
We had a good run, Ichiji. We were happy with the lives we had a chance to build. Thank you.
It’s been an honour fighting alongside you, brother. And Yonji too.
Ichiji
Lieutenant… I’m–
A loud static interrupts him, followed by the long flat note of the line disconnecting.
Ichiji
…sorry.
Sanji watches him carefully place a shaky but gentle hand over the snail. He takes a long moment of silence, listening to the flat note before finally hanging up. The rest of his figure is at ease but when his shoulders tense up every so slightly, a burst of circular wave of fire suddenly exhumes from his body. It causes his glass, bottle of whiskey and the rest of the alcohol on the shelves to explode, setting the wooden bar around him ablaze. The force of energy is felt throughout the deck but the den den mushi under him looks unharmed. Ichiji shakes his head as he droops down, taking a long and deep sigh in exasperation. After a moment to compose himself, he reaches over to the other side of the bar, completely impervious to the flames around him, and pulls a fire extinguisher hidden under the counter. He stands and begins to snuff out the proof of his outburst, mumbling curses under his breath.
Ichiji
What a fuckin’ waste….
The blonde knew he wasn’t just talking about the exploded drinks from the bar. As silently as possible, he swings his legs over to sit properly. When the blanket drops down from his shoulders, only then did he notice that he’s attached to several bags of blood that hang on an IV pole.
Ichiji
Apologies if that woke you up, little, little bro.
Sanji opens his mouth to respond but finds that he had no words to say, especially about the conversation that he overheard. Ichiji continues to quietly extinguish the flames at the bar, stomping on smaller fires as he goes. After a while, he speaks under his breath.
Ichiji
I hope you didn't hear any of that….
The blonde swallows and works up the courage to respond. It hasn’t been long since he arrived (again) in this world but already he finds himself actually concerned for his brother for a change. The idea alone weirded him out.
Sanji
Is it…always this bad?
Ichiji
…No.
When the last of the flames has been snuffed out, Ichiji loosely throws the extinguisher to the side. It clatters loudly against the wooden deck and rolls off. His back is turned away from Sanji but he can tell that he is deep in thought, evident by his following behavior of just staring blankly at the charred area around him.
Sanji
…Need a light?
Ichiji snaps out of his trance and tilts his head towards him in curiosity. The blonde holds out his packet of cigarettes to him. Wordlessly, his brother approaches and joins him on the couch. Sanji places a stick in his own mouth and gives one to Ichiji. As he was about to search his pockets for a lighter, his older brother simply holds his hand out to the tip of his cigarette and snaps his fingers, lighting it up instantly. He does the same with his, takes a long deep drag and sinks back into the cushions, exhaling upwards.
Sanji
I don’t mean to pry but…
Sanji hesitates and ultimately gives up on saying the rest of what he had in mind but Ichiji simply waves his hand, gesturing for him to continue.
Sanji
Marimo told me you can fly with those Raid Suits, and fast.
Ichiji
Mhmm.
Sanji
You sound like you really want to be with your men…so why aren’t you?
Ichiji briefly glances at him and takes another drag of smoke. Sanji notices that his hands are still trembling.
Ichiji
Because protecting you is our highest priority.
Sanji blinks at him. Once more, unbelieving the words that came from his mouth. He feels that tightness in his chest again and he can’t help but place a hand over it, gripping his shirt tightly.
Ichiji
My priority, at least. You’re our brother too. I imagine we need to keep your body intact so our actual brother can transpose safely back into this world, and you can go home in good health.
Not to mention, Doflamingo is here. That alone invites trouble. It's only a matter of time before one of his own finds us.
Sanji
You uh…really care about your Sanji, huh?
Ichiji
Yes, I do.
An invasive thought pops into Sanji’s head. Even with a war going on, maybe it’s not so bad to get stuck here after all. Maybe he likes the idea of fighting alongside his siblings for a change. Maybe he doesn’t hate the idea of having to stay here a bit longer.
Sanji
Hey this… Doflamingo guy….
Ichiji
Hmm?
Sanji
What’s his deal? He’s a Warlord where I come from too but I don’t have anything to do with him there. What does he want with me that caused all this? With your Sanji I mean.
Ichiji
He's your ex.
Sanji
My–what?!
Ichiji
You know, when two people break up–
Sanji
I know what “ex” means!
Ichiji
You were happy together in your own… odd dynamic. But then he just suddenly… changed. All we know is that he bought part-ownership of you–our actual brother, I mean.
Sanji
“Bought”?
Ichiji
You’re a slave in this world.
Sanji
A SLAVE?!?
Ichiji
Mhmm. The contract is still somewhere out there and lasts a lifetime. And because he’s king, whoever owns him, owns Germa. And us, as his subjects, by extension.
Sanji
So…if Doflamingo is only part-owner, who’s the other one?
Ichiji
Good question.
Ichiji takes a long deep drag of his smoke and exhales slowly. His eyes look into the horizon as the rain eases. The dark clouds part above them, revealing tantalising stars against the night sky.
Ichiji
Our brother never disclosed it. It’s for our own good. If we knew, we wouldn’t be listening to him. It’s the only way that we could still follow his orders when we take off our helmets or when these condensed seastones leave our systems. That’s how Doflamingo controlled Yonji in the first place. He didn’t have his on him when he found out that he’s now part-owner.
Sanji
And…you’re interrogating him to find out who the other owner is?
Ichiji
…No. A long time ago, my brother forbade us to look into it. Apparently his new doctor friend knows their exact identity but we had to stop him before he could give us more information. It's safer that we don't know.
There's nothing we can do, but it doesn’t mean we can’t question Doflamingo about other matters that could potentially help us in winning this war.
Sanji
Did you really… torture him?
Ichiji
Yes. And I still am.
Sanji
Eh?
Ichiji
I’m starving him right now.
Sanji
WHAT?! That’s monstrous!
Ichiji
So was he. He can have his fill when he talks.
Sanji crosses his arms and looks away with an unimpressed scoff. He was just starting to like this place but now he’s starting to see its dark side. Granted, his own life back home is far from perfect and he didn’t have a good start, which was what made this world so appealing to begin with. But everything here seems more extreme in both the good ways and the bad.
An idea comes to his mind. This reality may not be so perfect in itself, but maybe he can still try and help out his siblings in a few ways that he knows he can.
-. .. .--- ..
Now, Niji is a real piece of work who you’re familiar with by now. He’s obnoxious, egotistical and full of himself but–and I hate saying this–he can get shit done. He knows all this, and apparently he knows it all. And if he doesn’t, he somehow finds a way.
I hate him. And I’m lucky to call him my brother.
Did I mention that he’s smart? You should ask him about it. He’ll tell you how humongous his brain is for hours on end.
Reiju
You really don’t remember a single thing that Doflamingo questioned you about? If you gave anything away?
Niji
For the umpteenth time, I don’t! And you know I wouldn’t! I only remember that I got caught, then imprisoned, they asked me questions, it hurt for some reason, then Yonji was there to remove my legs, I was released, and then later on I met this giant dog–
Reiju
Hold on, slow down. You said that it hurt? Nij… aside from Sanji, we have extremely high pain tolerance. If it was that bad…
Niji
Oh for fuck’s sake–I'm FINE! It's nothing I couldn't handle. I don't need any more babying from you or anyone.
And that includes you, furball!! Get the fuck off me! I’m busy!
Niji is sitting on the floor currently being attended to by Bepo who is holding one of his eyelids open with one paw and checking his eyes with a torch with the other. Impatiently, the blue-haired man slaps his wrists away and waves him off. The polar bear mink sighs in defeat and straightens up, leaving the grumpy grouch to return to his studies.
They are gathered in Niji’s private quarters aboard the oarfish vessel where the man had meticulously arranged Law’s numerous photos on his spacious floor in a circular formation based on the position where the doctor saw them from memory. Niji sits in the middle of it. Across every surface and furniture, papers with messy writings, diagrams and mathematical formulas littered the room. They are secured with pins that are linked with entangled red strings.
Reiju
So? Is he okay?
Bepo
His senses seem to work just fine but it’s hard to diagnose his loss of memory. It might have something to do with him dying for a prolonged period….
On the other side of the room, sitting on Niji’s office chair is Law. One of his arms has his sword tucked between his inner elbow while the other is studying a stack of Niji’s notes and illustrations from his desk.
Law
…Or Doflamingo had somehow made you forget. Or the trauma was so bad that your brain shut off as a defense mechanism. Even worse, maybe it’s all of it.
Reiju
It’s a little concerning when you talk like that so casually, doctor.
Though it does seem so convenient for the old Warlord for this to happen….
Law
I’ll need to do a proper scan of your brain again tomorrow when I’ve got my stamina back, Niji-ya.
Niji
Again?!
Reiju
You were dead for quite a while, Nij…. The doctor's been kind enough to look after you.
Law
I was the one who took your life. It's my responsibility to make sure you're back alive properly.
The procedure will be part exploratory. You Vinsmokes’ brains are different to that of a normal human being. Especially you.
Niji
Oh. Well, thanks. I know.
Law
That’s not a compliment.
You’ve put yours in a lot of stress. I saw quite a number of modifications that you’ve done on yourself. With you dying may have just scrambled things around. I need to check that you’re not… deteriorating. And if something is out of place.
Niji
Tch. Fine, fine.
…But since you’ve seen it, it’s pretty big right?
Law
…No bigger than the average man’s.
Reiju
Can we stop talking about Niji’s size like that for a second? Please? Do you not hear yourselves?
Niji’s face reddens brightly. He quickly grabs the thickest calculus book within reach and throws it towards Reiju's face who catches it with ease. She playfully grins his way.
Niji
MY BRAIN!!! We’re talking about my brain! Now, everyone, go away so I can get back to this in peace. And leave the artefact here. I need to play with it.
Law
No, you can’t “PLAY” with it!
Niji
What? I’m not going to break it. I just need to do some experiments on it.
Feeling extremely attached to the crystal heart that he calls “Corazon”, Law flinches at Niji’s vocalised intentions and throws him a dangerous glare.
Law
What “experiments” are you talking about?
Niji
A couple of things. Several things. Actually, many, MANY different things. Here! A list. Read it since you’re being so weird about it.
Niji grabs a nearby piece of paper in a rush, unmindfully throws it towards Law and quickly returns his attention to the photos on the floor. The paper simply flips in the air and flutters down, barely making any distance closer to the doctor. Law rolls his eyes, reaches out to grab it from the floor and returns to his seat to study it.
Niji
And what are you still doing here, bear? Get the fuck out of the way already! You’re blocking my view!
Bepo
Oh! One last thing before I leave. Our crew gathered what we could to make this for you! It's not much but we're hoping it helps!
Bepo fishes a box from his boiler suit pocket and offers it to Niji who impatiently snatches it from his paw. When he flips the lid, he finds makeshift goggles contained within. It’s not at all his style. This one has large round frames that are extra thick and the strap is made of thin but stretchable surgical rubber. He supposes beggars can’t be choosers so he immediately wears it. If it helps bring his brother back quicker, he will tolerate it.
Niji
Itchy. Tight. Uncomfortable. My field of view is highly obscured. Quality is subpar at best but the lenses are… passable.
Reiju
Pfft–!
Reiju quickly turns her face away, covering her mouth in an attempt to stop her snickering but her shoulders shake uncontrollably.
Niji
What?!
Reiju
N–nothing. It uh…it fits you, little brother.
Niji
It…does?
Reiju
Yeah…. You look like you’ve gone full mad scientist. It fits you very well, considering….
Niji’s face heats up. He grabs another one of his thick books and throws it Reiju’s way who, again, catches it with ease.
Niji
Shut up!
This will do, bear. You are dismissed.
At that, Niji claps his hands as if sending off a servant then returns to his studies. Bepo’s enthusiastic expression turns into one of disappointment. He was hoping for more positive feedback.
Reiju
He means, “I like it” and “thank you.”
Bepo
Oh! Why didn’t you just say so, Commander? You’re very welcome!
Niji
Off you go! Chop, chop! Go the fuck away now. Bye!
Bepo
Captain! I’m off to see what Penguin and Shachi are up to over at Mr. Red Superhero Prince’s ship! Jean Bart told me they refuse to leave and want to live there now. The crew’s concerned they actually will at this point and I’m not sure why.
Law
Tch. Of course they would. Call me if there’s trouble.
Bepo
Aye-aye!
After saluting to his captain, the polar bear mink lifts his giant feet one after another, carefully taking steps towards the exit. When he accidentally stomps on a cluster of papers on the side, Niji growls and gives him a toothy glare. Bepo flinches and jolts away in panic, trampling through and messing up more of the man's hard work before fleeing out the door.
Niji
My system!!
I WILL STAKE YOUR HEAD, BEAR!!!
Law, honestly! Control your crew better.
Law
You know I have no real power over them.
Niji carefully crawls over the undisturbed side of his floor and towards the papers Bepo had jumbled. He begins cleaning them of dirt and rearranging them. When Reiju bends over to help out, Niji growls.
Niji
No! You'll just make it worse!
Reiju
I'm just picking up the–
Niji
I have a system! A system! A clean and well-organised system!
Reiju and Law awkwardly glance around his very not-so-clean-and-well-organised paperwork scattered through the room.
Niji
Sh–shut up!
You'll just make it worse. Just get out already!
Reiju
If you say so~
Before she does, she approaches and kneels down in front of him. When he ignores her close presence to continue gathering and rearranging his shuffled papers, she gently cups his face and tilts his head to get him to look at her eye to eye. Niji snaps out of his focused state and frowns.
Niji
WHAT?!
Reiju
I need you to rest and sleep. You've been through a lot.
Niji
Don't treat me like a baby! I've slept enough during the day.
And he's still... I can't…
Reiju
Put some faith in him. You know how he is. He'll be fine. Right now, we need you to be. Alright?
Reiju gently kisses the top of his head before finally walking towards the exit, slightly disturbing loose paper near it.
Niji
My system!
Reiju
Good night, brother~ Call me on your snail if you need anything!
When she finally leaves the room, Niji reaches out to grab the door to shut it close but he stops when he remembers something important. He opens it wider to fit his head through and shouts down the corridor.
Niji
Sis! We’re running low on condensed seastones! Tell everyone to wear their helmets tomorrow. Possibly for the rest of the trip!
Reiju replies as she continues walking away. Her voice fades as they shout at each other.
Reiju
Will do!
Niji
Or tell Boshi-Boy to stop by somewhere so we can try and find some more!
Reiju
Alright!
Law can't see what's happening beyond the doors but he could hear disgruntled people in the other rooms open their doors to investigate the source of noise that interrupted their sleep.
Niji
Actually, do both! Both, Reij! SIS!!! Do you hear me?! It’s important that I know that you hear me!
Reiju
I hear you, I hear you!
Niji
And I know this grosses you out, but I still need your stool sample so I can study it!
Reiju doesn't reply. The chattering of the other passengers outside makes Law feel embarrassed for her but the blue haired man doesn't seem to care.
Niji
Sis! Sis! Sister! Reij! Don't ignore me! I can still see you! Ichi and Yonj already gave theirs! I need it done as soon as possible. When it's ready, send it in my lab down the hull!
Reij! Sis!! DO YOU HEAR ME?! REIJU!!
I NEED YOU TO GO GET A CUP, GO TO THE BATHROOM AND–!!
Law sees one of Reiju's heeled boots fly towards Niji and hit him square on the forehead. The man recoils as a large red bump on his head sizzled from the impact.
Niji
ACK–!
Reiju
GOOD NIGHT, Commander!
Niji grabs his sister's used projectile from the floor and angrily throws it back towards her. From a distance, Law hears her curse and fuss about but Niji slams the door before she can do anything about it. The man resumes his position in the middle of the circular formation of photos on the floor.
Niji
Tch. Honestly. I’ve no respect from this family.
Law
I wonder why…
Niji growls again and scratches his head in annoyance. He begins scribbling and correcting his writings on the papers around him. There is a long stretch of silence until Law clears his throat.
Law
She’s right, you know.
Niji
Oh, you’re still here?
Law
You said that your enhanced pattern recognition mod is new.
Niji
Yeah, so?
Law
It doesn’t seem to be working just as well as you spoke about it.
Niji
It works just fine. I know–I made it myself. This is just… hard to comprehend. I don’t expect you to understand.
Law
Or you’re a lot more exhausted than you think. Rest helps with brain function.
Niji
Tch. Don’t think I already know that?
Law
For a smart man, you make really dumb decisions.
Niji
What the fuck did you just say to me?! Do you want to fight?
Law rolls his eyes and doesn’t respond, not wanting to infuriate the man further but he’s starting to feel the exhaustion of the day himself, especially after having to swap many Sanjis a million times over within a short period of time. They haven't exactly rested after the big conflict at Skypiea either.
He returns to the list of experiments that Niji intends for the Heart of Skypiea. He picks up a nearby pen from his desk and crosses out anything he doesn’t approve of such as opening up the crystal and drilling into it.
Law
Here.
Niji pokes his head up and receives the list that Law had scribbled down on.
Law
I don’t want you to do anything that takes it apart or risks breaking it but you can do the rest of what’s written on your list. I will let you do what you need to do with it but it will be under my supervision or my crew’s. If there’s anything new that you want to try, you’ll have to go through me first.
Niji
You can’t boss me around. You have no authority over me.
Law
Well then…I guess Mr. Prince-ya will just have to wait a bit longer….
Niji
Ack–! How fuckin’ dare you! FINE!
Niji pins his list on the side of his desk so it’s eye level with him on the floor. As Law stands up to retire for the night, assuming the blue haired commander will commence his experimentations tomorrow and take his sister’s advice, he is interrupted.
Niji
If I can’t take any pieces off it, let’s start with item number four. Give it here.
Law
…Right now? It’s nearly midnight.
Niji
Aww…I’m sorry. Does baby Traffy need his baby nap?
Niji begins making childish noises in mockery. Law’s fists tremble in annoyance. He really wants to ram the man's head into the ground but he takes a deep breath to compose himself. Silently, he procures the crystal heart from his breast pocket and offers it out to Niji who carefully holds the item in his hand.
Law
If you break it, I swear I’ll–
Niji
I have just as much reason to keep this functional as you do.
Law can’t argue with that. With an exasperated huff, he walks towards the far end of the room.
Law
I’m too fuckin’ tired to think straight. If you really have to do this now, I’m taking your bed.
Niji
Whatever. As long as you’re quiet.
The doctor leans his sword against the nearby nightstand, removes his shoes and stretches his legs on Niji’s large comfortable and soft bed. He inclines back against the pillows and bed head then crosses his arms, watching the blue commander at work. Slowly, his eyes close for a light snooze but he maintains his awareness.
Niji carefully studies the artefact in his hand. It takes the shape of Law’s Devil Fruit but smaller, fitting only in the palm of his hand. Upon closer inspection, it looks just like any other decorative crystalware but a part of him feels a presence inside, like it’s alive. Now he understands why Law calls it by the name of his old friend.
He eases his tensed shoulders and gently traces the swirling patterns on it with his finger. He quietly whispers under his breath.
Niji
How do I get you out of there? Stupid Sanji…. Making everyone worried.
He studies the spiral pattern on the main heart. From the naked eye, there aren’t any imperfections, and no visible evidence of fingerprints nor any sculpted chipping embedded on the glassy texture, giving him the impression that whoever made it had incredible skills at crafting, or it was done through magic somehow.
He moves on to the stem. The curviness and the spiral part remind him of their distinct Vinsmoke eyebrows. He wonders if it’s somehow related or if it’s just a complete coincidence. Other than that, it feels like it was made with the same material as the main heart itself except it’s of a different colour.
That’s when he sees a circular groove connecting the main fruit and the stem. Thanks to the Heart Pirates’ efforts in making him new goggles, he can now properly focus on the finer details again. He tilts his head in fascination and tries to feel the slight indent under his fingers but finds the surface smooth. It appears to be so well crafted that everything fits together perfectly. But he knows that every connection has a seam and he may be able to see more if he looks hard enough.
He grabs the nearby torch that Bepo had dropped in panic and shines a light on the artefact, trying out different angles to see the lines better. When he illuminates the bottom part of the heart, he can see the same fine grooves around each one of the round spirals on the main shape. Upon closer inspection, they look like buttons.
His brows shoot up in surprise and sets the torch down. He decides to leave the buttons for now as he theorises that he'll need to input some sort of combination which can complicate matters quickly. He wraps his fingers around the stem daintily and every so slightly turns it like a dial. It clicks into place at a very small angle with a light clink.
Law’s eyes snap wide open and he immediately sits up.
Law
I felt something. What was that sound?
The artifact glows subtly in Niji’s hands.
Niji
Oh–!
Law
Huh?!
—
With a bubble coral on hand and Reiju’s leather scroll of torture devices slung over his shoulder, Zoro makes his way downstairs from Sanji’s office to begin his interrogation with the old Warlord. He’s certain that he’d gone the correct way, but for some reason the ship seems to have a lot more staircases and looping corridors than how he remembers it. He blames the shipwright’s poor architectural design choices.
When he finally finds the floor of the Vinsmoke’s private deck, he sees a silhouette looking over the edge and bent over the railing, as if it’s hesitating to make a move. He approaches the figure to ask for directions.
When he gets closer, he recognises the person’s blonde hair in the dark. He is holding onto a coral bubble with one hand and the other has a trayful of food and drinks.
Zoro
Oi. What do you think you’re doing?
Young Sanji jolts in surprise, nearly dropping the coral bubble and tray in his hands. He scrambles and manages to catch the coral just in time as it falls off the edge, and regains his balance to keep the food and drinks upright. He turns to Zoro and takes a breath in relief.
Sanji
Oh, it’s just you. Don’t scare me like that!
Zoro
Your haki could use some work.
Sanji
My…what?
Zoro
…You don’t know what that is?
Sanji
Uh…
Zoro
They call it “mantra” in Skypiea. You've been there with Luffy, right? Ring a bell?
Sanji
The thing that the priests have to tell the future?
Zoro
Wow. Yeah. You really have no idea? We’ll have to do something about that if you want to survive out here.
What are you doing anyway? I thought your brother’s looking after you. That for him? Didn't he have dinner already?
Sanji
I… I made it myself but it's uh… not for Ichiji.
Zoro
…He doesn’t know you’re here, does he?
A nervous sweatdrop drips down the side of Sanji’s head. He’d been caught red-handed but, if this Marimo is anything like his own, he knows that he can be honest with him, regardless how many disagreements that they've had.
Sanji
Ichiji fell asleep on his ship and I didn’t have the heart to wake him up. He looked like he really needed it. I uh… snuck out to try and interrogate this Doflamingo guy myself.
Zoro crosses his arms and raises an unimpressed brow.
Sanji
Look, to be honest, I also want to see what the fuss is about, okay? I didn’t want anyone to worry about me. I want to do this on my own.
Zoro
So you decided to… interrogate the man yourself… with food?
Sanji
I’m going to convince the man to cooperate with food. And my food is delicious. He'll talk once he tries it!
Zoro
Wow. That’s a full-proof plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong when a young man who doesn’t even know what haki is goes face to face with one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea.
Sanji
I can’t stand idly by while they starve him, Marimo! It… it goes against everything I stand for. The torturing alone….
I get why my siblings here feel like they need to do it. They’re desperate. But this is…this is all wrong to me.
Zoro takes a deep breath and sighs. He loosens up and purses his lips, hesitating to say what he had in mind.
Sanji
Are you on your way to interrogate him right now?
Zoro
Yes.
Sanji
Can I come with you?
Zoro
No.
Sanji
Are you…going to hurt him?
Zoro
Yes.
Sanji
…How much?
Zoro
As much as it takes.
Sanji
As much as it…? NO!
Sanji sets his tray of food onto the wide railing and takes position in a fighting stance.
Sanji
I won’t allow you! I know he hurt your Sanji but you don’t have to stoop down to that level!
Zoro tilts his head lazily and narrows his eyes. He looks at the blonde up and down, gauging him.
Zoro
You know you can’t stop me.
Sanji
But that doesn’t mean I can’t try.
At that, Sanji takes the first move and delivers a flying kick towards the swordsman.
Sanji
Épaule!
Zoro simply angles his shoulders to dodge out of the way. The blonde follows up his attack with a barrage of kicks.
Sanji
Collier! Côtelette! Selle!
The swordsman casually walks backwards, slowly taking one step after another while dodging the combination of attacks. Sanji keeps the pressure going, knowing full well that he’ll lose the fight but that’s besides the point.
Zoro
Huh. You fight with your feet.
And you really are a Straw Hat, aren’t you? You’re calling out your fighting moves.
Sanji
Of course I am! Now, shut up and fight me!
Poitrine!
This time, Zoro doesn’t move to test the blonde’s strength, copping the full brunt of the kick onto his chest. The force of Sanji’s attack sends a small shockwave from the impact but the swordsman’s body remains unmoving. The blonde’s eyes widen in shock.
Zoro grabs onto his ankle and casually swirls his arm in a wide circle, sending Sanji spinning in the air and landing roughly onto the wooden deck in front of him.
Sanji
Oof–!
The blonde groans painfully and pushes his arms up. Shakily, he stands and resumes his fighting pose once more.
Zoro
This is pointless. You’re no match for me. This is an unfair fight.
Sanji
I know that, stupid Marimo! But I’m not letting you hurt anyone who can't fend for themselves!
Sanji charges once more, albeit more clumsily, feeling that his ankle had been strained. He stops calling out his fighting moves and just delivers kicks one after another with barely any form, desperate to land any one of them against his opponent.
Sanji
What is wrong with you?! In my world, you have honour!
Zoro’s eye twitches as Sanji continues his attacks while yelling.
Sanji
In my world, you respect your opponents!
Zoro
Tch.
Sanji
In my world, you never raise your swords against anyone who can’t fight!
Zoro catches Sanji’s foot once more as it was about to hit his face. The blonde’s leg trembles as he pushes against him with all of his might. The swordsman holds his ground steady.
Sanji
What happened to you? Does it… does it have anything to do with the Straw Hats falling apart? Will we fall apart in my… in my….
He can’t say it. The very thought of it breaks his heart. He starts wondering if his absence from his nakama will be the one that ends the reign of the Straw Hat crew. He knows that they’re strong but he also knows that he’s needed.
Heavy thoughts flood his mind and his foot eases against Zoro’s hold so the swordsman releases him. Sanji averts his gaze and pockets his hands, his shoulders drooping down.
Sanji’s questioning relived painful memories of the last time Zoro’s own Straw Hat crew were together. The blonde was right. He had gone astray from his code of honour that his younger self had decades ago, and he wasn’t the only one who changed in his old crew during their short voyage together–for the better or for the worse. No one truly wanted to part ways but the upkeep and managing resources got too much for everyone to handle. The drama was testy and had become worse each day, particularly when they left Thriller Bark and arrived at Sabaody Archipelago. The place seems to be cursed in his opinion. When they split and Luffy’s brother had died in his arms in Marineford, it had tipped him over the edge as the last straw, and he never called anyone to return. Zoro hates thinking about it, and wishes that the Straw Hat crew in young Sanji’s world do stick around for longer. The swordsman breathes a defeated sigh and unslings Reiju’s scroll of torture devices from his shoulder.
Zoro
Fine. You win. Here.
Sanji
Huh?
Zoro unceremoniously shoves the leather scroll into Sanji’s chest. The blonde staggers and dips slightly from its heavy weight but he catches his balance quickly. The swordsman holds his hand out.
Zoro
I’ll deliver the food to Doflamingo myself but you can’t come with. Give me your coral bubble so you don't get any ideas. And don’t tell any one of your siblings about this. Your sister uh…scares me a little. Err…don’t tell her that too.
Sanji stares at him in disbelief and astonishment. Slowly, his expression turns into a happy one with a big toothy grin. His look reminds Zoro of that innocent and pure smile that Baby Sanji had. With that in mind, he thinks he made the right call.
-.-- --- -. .--- ..
And last but not least, my dear baby brother, Yonji. Say what you will about Ichiji's military tactics and Reiju’s fancy stratagems but none of them would be just as successful as they were without Yonji in the picture.
He's a brute and he's dangerous. I actually don't know who would win a fight between the two of you. But he's a big man with a big heart, if you can believe it.
You know, I actually think he hates me but I'm not sure why. He's not one to talk about his feelings and everyone’s doing their best for him to open up a bit more. Whenever you get the chance, take him outside once in a while, otherwise he'll spend every hour of his time at home cooped up in his room reading his comics, watching cartoon vids and such. Even if you have to drag his sorry ass on a collar and a leash. Just pretend he's a big oversized puppy that you need to take on walks. Bring treats and all. He'll hate you at first but he secretly appreciates the effort.
On the open spacious metallic deck of the underwater holding cell, surrounded by a large air bubble, Yonji and a handful of Heart Pirates gather around the entrance way. It is cold and dark with only a single spotlight above gigantic heavy metal doors that light their immediate vicinity. Law’s crew doesn’t seem to mind the low temperatures with most of them originating from the North Blue. They parked the Polar Tang nearby and had generously decided to help the desperate man with his side project as it called for their expertise. They give him instructions to bend rods of metal to specific measurements, and assist with gathering its materials and assembly.
Yonji
Is this right?
Penguin
No… bend it a little bit more to the left. Yep! That looks right! No, no, to the left! Not the right!
Yonji
You said right!
Penguin
I meant it looks correct–you were right! Now it’s not right!
Yonji
So now it's not right, you want me to go right a bit?
Penguin
No–AUUGHH! I’m too drunk for this! Why are we doing this now?! It's the middle of the night!!
Yonji
Because I can’t do this tomorrow!
Shachi massages his forehead then returns to attach a large wheel against the pile of metal that Yonji and Penguin are painstakingly warping. He begins securing it with bolts using a mechanical drill in his hand.
Shachi
I can’t believe we got kicked out of Mr. Red Superhero Prince’s ship…. I was having so much fun.
Penguin
Correction–you were kicked out. We just felt bad for you. Well, not that bad.
Bepo
You were having way too much fun! You got all touchy and gross!
Shachi
It’s not my fault they have very strict rules on consent!
Penguin
No, it’s very much your fault! No matter how drunk you are, you can’t just… play with their mermaid tails like you did! Or the Skypieans’ wings!
Shachi
But…they’re so cool! I just meant it as a compliment.
Yonji
But what you did sounds gross and uncool. You need to apologise to them tomorrow first thing.
Shachi
Wh–what? But… but that’s embarrassing!
Yonji
You embarrassed yourself enough already as it is. You’ll apologise to each and every one of them or you’re not welcome back to attend Ichiji’s parties. My brother’s really tight on that stuff. Besides, those ladies didn’t deserve it.
Shachi
Ugh… you’re right….
Yonji
Hold on, so I bend this to the right then?
Heart Pirates
LEFT!!!!
Yonji
Ack–!
With some welding, a few more tweaks, fine adjustments, and a little bit more yelling from Law's crew, the crowd stands back to admire their masterpiece.
Yonji
…It's a piece of shit.
Bepo
It's the thought that counts.
Penguin
I honestly thought we’d be better with this…. We can uh…revise it if we stop by an island with enough resources.
Bepo
Can't you wait to give it until then, Mr. Green Guy?
Yonji
…No.
Shachi
…We really shouldn't have done this while we're drunk.
Voice
Oi. Why are you playing with trash?
Everyone jumps in surprise from the sound of Zoro's voice who somehow found his way behind Penguin and Shachi. Looking over their shoulders, he stares at their handiwork with the usual unimpressed expression on his face.
Yonji
It’s not trash! It’s a–you know what? That’s not important. What do you have there?
Penguin and Shachi stand aside, revealing the contents of Zoro’s hands to everyone. It appears to be a tray with an assortment of food and drinks.
Bepo
It smells delicious!
Penguin
Is that for us?
Zoro
No, it’s uh… my… torture device. For the old Warlord.
Everyone stares at him oddly but chooses not to question it further out of fear of potentially getting beheaded by the dangerous swordsman. Yonji suddenly perks up.
Yonji
Oh! Did Reiju end up briefing you?
Zoro
Yes.
Leaving it with that, Zoro begins walking towards the main doors.
Yonji
Wait! I need to talk to you!
Uh…Bepo, do you mind holding onto this for now?
Bepo
No problem, Mr. Green Guy!
Penguin
Alright guys, off to bed!
The Heart Pirates all grumble in unison as they make their way back towards the Polar Tang with their masterpiece on hand. Yonji runs towards Zoro to catch up to him before he reaches the door.
Yonji
If Reiju was the one who briefed you, that means she must have shown you some of her techniques.
Zoro
…Yes, if that's what you call it.
Yonji
So what’s in there? Is it cyanide? Psychedelics? Reiju’s personal concoctions? Whatever it is, it's mixed in so well that it smells just like normal food!
Zoro doesn’t reply. As he reaches out for the door handle, Yonji places himself between it and the swordsman whose eye twitches in annoyance.
Zoro
Move. I have a job to do.
Yonji
Are you cross with me because I beat you that one time?
Zoro scoffs loudly, offended by the words.
Zoro
What the hell are you on about?
Yonji
That time in Skypiea. I took you down, didn’t I?
Zoro
You took me down from the sky but you didn’t beat me in a fight!
Yonji
Yes, I did! Then that Trafalgar Law guy and Niji came by and helped you escape.
Zoro
I had to get to Curls before they got too far. That doesn’t count.
Yonji
Yes, it does!
Zoro growls with an angry snarl on his face.
Zoro
Whatever. It doesn’t. Do you want to settle the score if that's what it takes for you to get out of my way? Food's getting cold.
Yonji
I uh… I need a favour.
The swordsman raises his brow, his patience wearing thin. Yonji clears his throat to proceed and quietly adds.
Yonji
And you can’t tell my brothers or sister about this.
Zoro
Then I’m not interested.
Zoro grabs him by his collar and shoves him away. Yonji grunts as he lands against the far wall while the swordsman opens one of the heavy doors and lets himself inside.
Yonji
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Yonji knows that stepping in the main building goes against Ichiji’s orders but what he requires from the swordsman triumphs the need to keep his eldest brother happy. Yonji jogs to catch up as the door slams shut behind him.
The steel corridor is narrow but it’s vastly lengthy as the foundations of the main structure are well secured along the length of the seaking that carries it. The interior reminds Zoro of sea trains but massive in size except the carriages are lined with durable waterproof rubber that connects them together to allow the giant fish to bend properly when it swims. It’s dimly lit and the place is even colder inside than the water outside. Along the sides are numerous prison cells, empty and isolated, aside from the biggest one with gigantic doors at the furthest back.
Yonji
Okay, alright, fine, FINE! That fight in sky island doesn’t count but you need to hear me out. It’s important.
Zoro ignores him out of irritation.
Yonji
Can’t I come with you to interrogate Doflamingo? We can do good cop, bad cop. Classic tactic.
Zoro
No.
Yonji
What?! Why not?! I’ve done this shit before many times. At least let me give you some pointers while you’re at it.
Zoro
I can’t have you involved or else I’ll get fired.
Yonji
Fired? What do you mean?
Zoro remains quiet at realising he nearly slipped his tongue.
Yonji
I know about my sister’s binder.
Once again, Zoro keeps to himself.
Yonji
I know that there’s a lot of information that Reiju and Ichiji need….
Silence.
Yonji
Stop, stop, stop! Just–listen!
Yonji places himself in front of Zoro to block his way. The swordsman stops and glares at him dangerously.
Yonji
What if I told you that there’s a quicker way to end this war?
Finally intrigued, Zoro tilts his head slightly upwards. He bears his gaze onto the other man intensely.
Yonji
I need information. Just one. And whatever comes of it, I’m going to do something about it. No one else needs to get involved. In fact, I’d rather it go that way.
Zoro
Whatever this is sounds dangerous.
You seem desperate. Why?
Yonji sighs and rubs the back of his neck anxiously.
Yonji
…No matter how much I look at it, this is the only way that I can redeem myself from my actions.
Zoro eyes the man up and down as he carefully considers. Yonji averts his gaze, seemingly avoiding eye contact.
Yonji
I won’t tell anyone of your involvement but please…. I need this.
Niji, Sanji… then Ichiji and Reiju….
Zoro, I hurt my nakama. All of them. It shouldn’t be that way. It… it tears me apart.
The swordsman takes a sharp breath with the mention of family. It’s hard not to sympathise with him. Having had a conversation with the young Sanji just moments ago about honour, he thinks that maybe he can at least help this man with his path to redemption to begin regaining some of his own back. He takes a deep breath and responds in a low voice.
Zoro
What do you need?
Yonji finally looks him in the eye. A hint of relief washes over his face and he straightens up with a serious expression.
Yonji
Doflamingo’s Proof of Ownership over Sanji. My brother's slave contract.
Zoro’s eyebrows shoot up.
Yonji
When I was with Doflamingo’s lackeys, I learned that they've been sending false information to lure our forces in as a setup. That’s… how Niji was captured.
The contract is actually somewhere deep in Dressrosa but I need to know exactly where it's hidden to have a chance of getting it. I’m going to find it, and I’m going to destroy it. Along with anyone and anything that stands in my way.
Zoro purses his lips. He remains quiet to allow the man to further explain himself.
Yonji
With the Proof of Ownership gone, Doflamingo won’t have a hold on Sanji anymore and he can’t claim Germa for himself.
Zoro
So you're telling me that Curls’ freedom is dictated by a single piece of paper?
The swordsman feels his blood boiling at the idea. He bares his teeth and his hands clench so tightly that it deforms the corners of the silver tray he's holding.
Yonji
Yes.
Oh, uhm… well…
Zoro
Your sister told me Dressrosa is where the main conflict of the war is. You'd have to fight your way through their main forces, possibly the most dangerous ones.
Yonji
You don't think that I already know that? That's why I need to know the contract’s exact location. It’s not exactly a small island. With some luck, I won't need to fight a lot.
Zoro
That's highly unlikely.
Yonji pauses, unable to argue back because he strongly agrees with him. He rolls and adjusts his tensed shoulders to loosen up.
Yonji
I know this. But I've been there many times as a guest. I'm familiar with the city and Doflamingo's home.
So… think you can handle it? You might only have one shot at this. The old Warlord is unbelievably stubborn. He reads people well and he’ll clam up a bit more if you’re not careful. So far, that’s what happened to everyone who tried.
The swordsman looks down on the attractive assembly of food and drinks in his hands. Yonji follows his gaze and stares at it with just as much intensity.
Zoro
Leave it with me.
Yonji
…Just what is in that food…?
Den Den Mushi
Purupurupurupuru
Yonji blinks in surprise as the transponder in his back pocket calls out. He fishes it out and steps aside for the swordsman to come through.
Yonji
I better get out of here before the oh-so-mighty High General finds out.
Swordsman, get it done. Please. Doflamingo’s in the cell at the farthest end. It’s the only one occupied.
Zoro slowly nods at him once then proceeds on his way.
Not wanting to risk himself getting caught inside the prison hold, Yonji jogs towards the exit before answering his call.
Den Den Mushi
Click.
Yonji
Yeah?
Niji’s unintelligible fast talking immediately comes through, followed by Reiju's panicking voice in the background.
Yonji
Wait, slow down. I don’t understand you.
What do you mean he’s–?
After hearing the news, Yonji stops in his tracks and his eyes widen in shock. He swiftly spins around to shout for the swordsman to come back but finds that it’s too late. Zoro has unlocked the old Warlord’s cell and steps inside.
Yonji
Ugh–alright, alright! Send someone down to cover for me. I’ll be there soon.
.. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.-- --- ..-
Marimo, as I float here in this odd ethereal plane of nothing but stars and cloud nebulas (really fun at the start but honestly quite boring now), I find myself thinking about us–what our future can look like.
Life with me isn’t simple. It can’t be. You probably know this by now. I have too many ghosts, too many enemies, and I would bring you down to a whole new level of suffering. But I’d be lying if I said that you didn’t change me for the better.
You make me want to do some actual good with my life. To make a difference. Isn’t that weird? Before, it’s more like running around, just trying to keep myself and the family alive. But now, I actually want to do something that matters. Unfortunately, I have one last mission for myself before I head home.
I can’t bring myself to not find the All Blue. I regret having to tell you this in writing but my return will have to wait. There are things that I need to look into and I can only achieve this by staying here for a bit longer. I fully intend to find the legendary sea in our world but I’d hate to miss the opportunity of what this other place has to offer. Everything there is so fascinating, and different and, for the first time in my life, I had a taste of true freedom.
I promise you, I will come back. When I do, we should travel the world together–free, and on our own terms. Just like how Traffy did with Corazon.
I love you, Roronoa Zoro. And don’t you forget that. Or I'll knock it in that mossy brain of yours.
P.S. I really, really hope you get this. I will actually cry if you don’t. It's really hard to write while floating and it took forever. See that little stain right there at the far left corner? That’s a little tear of sadness, and happiness, thinking about you and everyone. But also a little bit out of frustration that I have no table to write on.
Yours Truly
(and missing every bit of you),
Sanji
The older Sanji admires the letter he'd just written and smooches the papers. He secures it between the pages of his childhood book of the All Blue before finally hugging it against his chest with an arm.
Floating nearby, he pulls a dimly lit glass orb the size of his head closer to him, then proceeds to pull the other books he'd grabbed from the Straw Hat ship just before his transposition so as to ensure the items don't float too far away. He grumbles in annoyance for having to keep everything within range for so long now and returns his attention to the glass orb.
Sanji
Come on, Traffy. Do your shambles thing. Or at least take the bloody thing out of your gross old pocket.
He'd been watching everything from the perspective of the Heart of Skypiea through the orb. It wasn't hard to find. When Law tried to bring him back into their world, his will to resist the doctor's pull allowed him to stay in this ethereal plane, within the glass sphere's orbit instead of getting sucked into it. From here, he saw and heard everything that unfolded nearby–his family and friends’ conversations, the encounters with the many different Sanjis that they summoned and everything after. He bawled his eyes out when his siblings showered Baby Sanji with kindness and affection, and said their apologies. It made the decision to not return even harder.
From the corner of his eye, he sees another glass orb slowly float towards him. This one shone brighter than the rest and had been chasing him around relentlessly. He guesses that this is the only one missing a Sanji–the world where he was with the younger Straw Hat pirates.
Sanji
Go away! Not yet!
He scrambles to grab all the books around him and the orb he'd been watching through. He swims a distance away so as to not touch the one chasing him. He guesses that as soon as it does, he'll leave this plane and return to the Sunny with the younger Straw Hat pirates. He also guesses the reason why he can touch the orb that leads to his world is because it already had a Sanji in it.
In his mind, that's what all these stars are–closed portals leading to different realities. There are countless of them scattered around the endless space. He'd seen them before when he was first transposed but didn't think much of them then. During Law's attempts at getting him back, beams of light connected his orb to another, and he saw silhouettes of other versions of himself fly through. One particularly scary one was Stealth Black who tried to break out of the stream but thanks to Law's abilities, he was contained and returned to his world eventually.
Sanji
BORRRRRREEEEED!!!!
Traffy, do something cool!
His voice didn't have an echo. After his family's encounter with Baby Sanji, the orb had been dark and he saw nothing but the inside of Law's pocket. He hears muffled sounds now and then but even that was hard to understand.
Before the orb that had been chasing him caught up, he'd taken his time reading all the books around him back to front, and then going through them again three more times. Eventually he got the idea of writing to his dearest Marimo and had intended to insert the letters into a beam of light the next time Law attempted to bring him back to see if he can transpose things into his world that way.
Confident the invasive orb is a way distant away, he looks through the one in his hand once more. Finally, he hears something different.
The visual is still dark but a conversation between Law, Bepo, Reiju and Niji comes through. His heart melts when he learns that his brother is giving his all to study the artefact so they may bring him back as quickly as possible. He laughed uncontrollably when Niji had demanded samples from their sister, but his laughing fit was cut short when he learned about his intentions to do experiments on the crystal heart.
Eventually, Law fishes it out of his pocket, enabling him to see that Niji and Law remained to do late night work in his brother's room. Then he sees Niji's face with those silly new goggles. He laughs out loud.
Through slightly suppressed sounds as one would hear listening through glass, he hears him speak.
Niji
How do I get you out of there?
Sanji's lips curl into a smile. He carefully tucks his childhood book under his arm and places a gentle hand on the visual of his brother's idiotic caring face.
Niji
Stupid Sanji…. Making everyone worried.
Sanji sniffs and feels a tear flow down his cheeks. There hadn't been a chance to properly thank him for everything he's done. He considers writing another letter.
Sanji
No, you're stupid. With your stupid hair and your stupid goggles.
He watches his brother closely study the artefact. It's odd seeing him from this perspective, like he's the one being observed. He watches Niji explore the crystal heart’s surface with his eyes and fingers, then shine a light over it. He sees him reach out, to which he assumes on the top the part of the artefact, and the orb glows in his hand unexpectedly.
Law
I felt something. What was that sound?
Niji
Oh–!
Law
Huh?!
Sanji curiously tilts his head at the now humming orb in his hand.
Sanji
Interesting…
—
Law quickly tramples through Niji’s messy paperwork to stand next to him.
Niji
My system! Absolutely no respect for my system!!
Law
How did you do that?! I don’t have my room up!
Niji grins proudly at him then raises the crystal heart slightly to point at different parts of it as he explains.
Niji
I get why the diagrams didn't make sense now! They’re patterns to do different things! See here? The stem’s a dial that you can turn, and these things around the heart are buttons! BUTTONS, LAW!
Law
And you just…pressed one without telling me?! I told you to run everything by me first before you try anything new!
Niji
No, I didn't press any of the buttons! …But I did turn the stem dial but that's besides the point!
If I ask you for permission about absolutely every single little thing, I won’t get anywhere!
Law
Tch. Whatever. Give it here.
Niji protectively hugs the heart close to his chest.
Niji
Nah-uh! It lit up under my touch. I need to see where this goes! I clearly made a connection and I'm not about to lose it now!
Law growls but he ultimately agrees. He walks back, crosses his arms and slumps on Niji’s office chair to stay close while keeping a respectful distance.
Niji
Alright… let’s see…
While holding the artefact with one hand. He quickly scans through the formation of photos on the floor around him. His train of thought gets interrupted when he sees the heart flicker. It didn’t feel constant or on beat like the other times it had glowed. This seemed organic, almost like something or someone is playing with the light on the other side. He also can’t help but feel that the presence has changed–it feels like his brother’s.
He raises his goggles to rest them on his forehead then holds up the artefact to his eye level.
Niji
Sanj?
Law tilts his head up to try and see if Niji can see anything inside the artefact but it seems like it’s just glowing. He picks up on his observations and notices the same flickering of light.
Niji
Yo, is that you?!
Law
What? How is this possible?
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On the other side, Sanji grins heartily and tries to reply.
Sanji
Hey!!! Can you hear me?!
Niji and Law don’t respond. It seems like he can't be heard through. Sanji watches them as they begin a discussion about their own theories as to how Niji was able to activate the crystal heart.
Niji
I must be the favourite sibling. Surely!
Law
Uh-huh….
Sanji rolls his eyes but chuckles.
Sanji
No, you're fucking not!
…Is he?
Then he sees that annoying orb in pursuit again. With a growl, he collects the books around him once more and swims away, securing the orb in his hold between a hook of one arm and against his chest.
Sanji
Go away!
This time, he swims well away from the chasing orb while keeping a close eye on the one held against his bare chest. Eventually he stops, panting to catch his breath, and resumes attention to Niji and Law.
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Law
It’s doing that flashing again. Do you think he’s trying to talk?
Niji
Maybe. Toss me that snail on my desk.
Hurriedly, Law follows his instruction. Niji catches it and quickly pushes the digits to Reiju's line to call for her and their brothers to come as quickly as they can to his room.
Not long after, Reiju and Ichiji were the first ones to arrive respectively, both in their comfortable night robes, with the young Sanji in the older blonde's pyjamas towed behind them. Their sister had coerced him to come along in case they needed his presence somehow.
Yonji follows a little later, almost out of breath from having to travel as fast as he could from the underwater holding ship. By this time, Reiju is kneeling next to Niji, looking closely at the crystal heart in their brother's hand while the young Sanji has curled himself on Niji's bed. He stays quiet, watching the event before him intently.
Yonji
Yo, nice goggles, Nij.
Niji simply raises a finger towards him to shut him up. Ichiji and Yonji exchange glances at realising that he'd gone back to his hyper focused state–a rare occurrence for them to witness. Niji wears his goggles once more and begins studying the photos around him.
Reiju
Sanji, is it really you in there? Are you trying to come home?
There isn't a clear response, only more flickering. She continues to try and connect to her brother by talking when Ichiji turns to Yonji and whispers.
Ichiji
What's the status on the Demon Warlord?
Yonji
Just missed your call. He's interrogating Doflamingo as we speak with those food and drinks.
Ichiji
What food and drinks?
The young Sanji gulps nervously and hugs his knees tighter to hide his face from them. Thankfully, their conversation was interrupted by Reiju yelling at Niji when he pulled the artefact away from her.
Reiju
Nij! I was trying to talk to him!
Niji ignores her and picks up a photo from the floor to compare it to the artefact side by side.
Reiju
Niji! Hey! Do you mind? I was–
Niji slowly turns his head towards her, eyes glinting dangerously behind his shoddy goggles. Shocked, Reiju freezes and immediately stops talking. Ichiji and Yonji exchange glances again, both just as shocked with his out-of-character demeanor towards their sister. Wordlessly, Niji sets down the photo and holds the artefact closely. He begins to speak in a low voice.
Niji
Sanji, or whoever you are, if you’re there, try touching whatever it is you're trying to talk through.
The room goes quiet as the crystal dims. After a brief pause, a steady glow emanates from it. A number of gasps is heard through the room.
Niji nods in approval with an expressionless face. He picks up a nearby notebook and begins scribbling his notes down.
Niji
Good. Hold it there for a second.
Good. Now, try tapping it twice quickly. There's something I'm trying to figure out.
The crystal’s glow drags out a little longer then it's followed with two blinks. The crowd watches silently with great intrigue. Feeling good about making progress, Niji smirks ever so slightly as he jots down his findings. He continues to request a variety of movements by means of using different senses, and does the same on his end himself, trying to ascertain what and how much can be transmitted through this inter-reality communication.
Observing his brother with fascination by the door, Yonji leans his head slightly towards Ichiji and they begin the quietest banter they can muster.
Yonji
I’ve never seen him act so… professional?
Ichiji
I often forget that he’s Lead Scientist and Chief Engineer.
Yonji
Because he's got that infuriating attitude and he's usually a mess. Look at his room!
Ichiji
Right. We never really see him work either. Everyone's in the offense or doing Underworld skirmishes.
Yonji
I know! We're always on the move, even Sanj and Rei–
Niji
Ichiji. Yonji.
The two brothers jump and straighten up like soldiers on a line at the mention of their names from their brother's unusual cold tone. Without removing his gaze off his notes and the artefact, Niji speaks in an authoritative voice.
Niji
Unless there's something important you'd like to share, you will keep your mouths shut, or you can stand outside and learn a thing or two about observing silence.
Reiju and Law both resist smiling with the two getting called out. Ichiji and Yonji suddenly feel nervous, like they're back doing studies with an extremely strict teacher.
Ichiji and Yonji
Yes, Sir. Sorry, Sir.
Their shoulders jump some more when they see a hint of Niji's icy glare glance their way. Certain his brothers will cooperate, Niji turns his attention back to the artefact.
Niji
So far we've learned that while you can see and hear us, we can only see light come through but you can influence it by touch.
Tap it once for yes you agree or twice for no you disagree.
The light blinks once and excitement builds from the crowd.
Niji
Next, we need to confirm your identity. If you really are our brother, you should know morse code. Shall we try it out?
There is a small pause, like it's thinking, then the artifact glows in a combination of short and long flashes.
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Reiju perks up and unintentionally pipes a high pitch squeal. She immediately slaps her mouth close with both hands so as to not get in trouble from her deeply concentrating brother. Aside from Niji, the rest of the crowd’s mouth drops agape in amazement from the unquestionably clear response.
Niji
Uh…thanks–?
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Niji’s face goes pink and he scowls at the crystal heart with teeth bared. Yonji bellows out a loud laugh while Ichiji grins widely.
Yonji
Oh, it’s DEFINITELY him!
Niji
Sh–shut up! I have to make do!
And Yonji, last warning.
Yonji
Ack–!
Niji
Sanji, it's still not enough to confirm you're our actual brother.
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Niji
W–wait–! Wait! That's plenty enough!
Aside from him and the younger Sanji, the Vinsmokes' mouths slowly form a wide smile but they hold themselves back, not wanting to piss off their blue haired brother.
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Niji’s face goes full scarlet red and smoke practically puffs out of his ears. Reiju and Yonji can no longer keep themselves quiet and burst out laughing. Young Sanji turns his head to Law and awkwardly asks.
Sanji
Are you getting this? I don’t know what they’re talking about….
Law appears to understand the series of flashes and has been resisting a smile. He briefly glances at the younger blonde but he’s just as fascinated with what’s happening before them so he continues to watch the Vinsmokes have their moment, barely paying attention to him.
Law
He’s shared a personal story to prove his identity. It’s… amusing.
Sanji quietly sighs and dips his head down. He feels out of place and, if he’s being completely honest with himself, jealous that the Sanji of this world has clearly bonded well with his siblings and has the ability to make them laugh full-heartedly. Out of everyone’s earshots, he can’t help but say it to himself once more.
Sanji
It’s not fair…
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Niji
STOP IT! Stop blinking!
Reiju
Erm…Niji, can I also talk to him please?
Niji takes several deep breaths to try and compose himself. Too mad to reply properly, he simply holds out the artefact towards her.
Niji
The things I do for this family and this is what I get.
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Reiju
Everyone’s fine, Sanji. Fukaboshi caught Doflamingo and got him contained.
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Reiju
Your swordsman is well but I’m afraid he’s not here. He’s interrogating Doflamingo for us as we speak.
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As requested, Reiju proceeds to relay news to her brother behind the crystal heart, including details that the young Sanji and Law weren't aware about with the status of their army in their fight against Dressrosa. Ichiji chimes in with his recent update about Doflamingo’s hold of Punk Hazard, and how their clones’ efforts enabled their forces to fully seize control of his territory and resources. It shocked everyone in the room except for the young Sanji on the bed.
Niji continues to study the artefact while holding on to it with one hand, while the other peruses through the photographs and his notes on the floor. His eyes widen when he suddenly remembers something important. He turns his head to Law and young Sanji and firmly passes on instructions.
Niji
Law, in the topmost side drawer of my desk is a video snail that can record. I need you to take it out and get Sanji there to make himself useful and capture all this from his perspective. More centred that way.
Make sure you get all of it, little, little brother. I need to study the footage closely later on.
Law follows him without question and hands the young Sanji Niji’s video snail. Sanji begrudgingly takes it and shuffles on the bed to get to a comfortable sitting position. He assumes that the eyes are the recorders and the single button at the very top of its shell activates it. When he presses it, the snail’s eyes light up and the tiny red bulb on its side switches on. With help from the digital screen on the snail’s back, he corrects the angle and watches his older siblings interact with the other Sanji through the crystal heart.
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Ichiji
Just him, brother? Are you sure? Can’t we get more numbers if we ask help from Alabasta or even Hancock?
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As Reiju and Ichiji continue strategizing the war with their sibling on the line, Niji’s face gradually turns into one of anxiousness as he studies the diagrams from Law’s photos.
Niji
Hold on. Sanji, are you in a physical plane right now? With the Straw Hats or anywhere in their world?
There is a hesitant pause until they see the series of lights flash in response.
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Niji
What do you see around you, exactly?
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Niji
How long have you been stuck there?
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Niji
Sanji! Focus! Answer my question.
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Niji
You saw all that…? Wait, you’ve been in there for THAT long?!
Sanji, look at your feet. Tell me what you see.
There is a quiet pause. The crowd picks up on Niji’s tense state and begins to feel nervous themselves. They hold their breaths in suspense.
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Reiju
Wait, what’s happening?
Niji
Sanji, I need you to keep talking.
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Law
If he has a way out, he needs to get out of there now. I can feel his aura weakening.
Sanji
What is happening, exactly?
Niji
He’s in a plane between worlds. If he doesn’t return to yours soon, he’ll disappear for good.
Sanji
Oh, HELL NO!!! I need your body to get back!!! Get your ass out of there!!!
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Yonji
He says hi.
Sanji
Tell him to stop screwing around!
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Niji
I agree with Law and little, little bro. Sanji, you need to wrap up.
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Niji
What happens if you do what?
Niji looks at the artefact closely. The light within the crystal heart brightens softly so he leans in to inspect it. Suddenly, a line of books bursts through one after another, hitting Niji square on the face and smashing the lenses of his goggles. Reiju gasps and reaches out to catch him in her protective arms when he recoils and nearly collapses onto the floor. The others stare in bewilderment as the transposed texts fall like rain onto the floor.
Niji
MOTHER FUCKER!!!
The fuming Niji keeps a tight hold onto the artefact and shouts at it at the top of his lungs.
Niji
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKIN’ SMASH THIS THING!!
Everyone
NO!!!
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Niji
YES WE GOT IT, SHITHEAD! ALL SEVEN OF THEM! MY FACE KEPT COUNT, THANK YOU! BE A BIT MORE SPECIFIC WITH THE WARNING NEXT TIME!
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Giving only a few moments of warning, one particularly thick and heavy book bursts through the crystal heart. Niji was able to pull his face away but due to its size, the full force of it still hit his nose with a loud crack. The blue haired commander screams in pain and the book falls onto his head, leaving yet another injury in the form of a swollen bump, before finally landing open on the floor. The spread reveals two pieces of paper flooded with words. Niji staggers and manages to regain balance thanks to Reiju’s supportive arms. He covers his bleeding and cracked nose with his free hand.
Niji
FUCK!!! YOU BROKE MY NOSE!!!
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With a shaky hand, Niji holds the crystal heart aloft like he’s about to smash it onto the ground out of anger. Everyone yells for him to stop so Reiju quickly grips his wrist and forcefully lowers it. She closes in and speaks to the artefact.
Reiju
Sanji, we got it, but you need to get out of there. If you can push those books across, can you somehow get here?
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Curious, Reiju reaches out for the letters that their brother had just sent through but Niji beats her to it and snatches it from the open book. He shakes his head to remove the loose and cracked lenses from his broken goggles then squints to focus his vision. As he reads through both pages, tears form at the corner of his eyes and his mouth trembles. He starts sobbing behind an angry face, taking everyone aback. He slams the letters down onto the floor and punches them with his fist.
Niji
NO! ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN’ NOT!! I WON’T LET YOU!
Law
What is it, Niji-ya?
Reiju finally gets the chance to look for herself. She picks up the letter intended for Zoro and reads through it as Niji continues crying out to his brother in a broken voice.
Niji
He wants to stay longer! BUT I WON’T LET YOU!! Do you hear me?! Even if I have to force you out of there, I'll find a way!!!
Reiju gets emotional from the contents of the letter herself. She claps a hand over her mouth as tears spill down her eyes. The younger Sanji quietly watches the rest of the room as they start trying to talk over each other, demanding answers from the older blonde to explain himself. He should hate the idea of being stuck here for however long the other Sanji had decided to stay in his world but, oddly enough, his heart felt a lot more accepting of his fate than he thought.
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The room suddenly falls deafeningly silent. Sanji glances at each and every one of them curiously, only to find no answers behind their static faces as they watch the crystal heart intently. The artefact glows and a single piece of paper suddenly appears and flutters up in the air. Reiju catches it, and all the other Vinsmokes aside from Sanji gather around her to read the message. Reiju recites the words out loud:
To My Dearest Brothers and Sister,
I don't know if I can reach you again until I return, so here it goes.
Germa needs a leader to stand in my absence and make good executive decisions to ensure the survival of our people and our allies.
For his high honour, courageous heart, unwavering loyalty, and outstanding display of dedication by actively going above and beyond the call of duty over the years as a prince and as our brother, I hereby appoint Vinsmoke Niji as the Regent of Germa Kingdom.
Niji, I'm sorry to put this burden on you, but to win this war, we need your intelligence, creativity, and your neutral alignment in morale to lead our way to victory. There are difficult choices ahead but you're clever and you have wit. I know you can handle them.
If, for whatever reason I can't return, I leave Germa in your hands. I'd like the future of our country to be less about our militant strength and more focused on your scientific advancements to make a difference in this world, to do some real good. But if it comes down to it, that decision falls solely on you.
You don't need me to end this war. In fact, having me around will only worsen matters. You need to keep the other Sanji well and truly hidden from the world. Fake my death if you have to.
Take this as an opportunity to sit on the throne to see if you like it. I realise that this is sudden and a lot of added responsibility so to make up for it, you may choose another stand-in ruler after half a year or after you win the war against Dressrosa–whichever comes first. You may also use my personal treasury and worldly possessions as your own should you desire them.
To Reiju, Ichiji and Yonji, I'm sorry for my abrupt decision. I hope there are no hard feelings. I know it's unconventional and it should be Reiju or even Ichiji that should have been considered first but please understand that this is what I feel our kingdom needs. The three of you have the heavy responsibility to make sure that Niji has every support he needs to make the right choices.
I love you all and I will miss you dearly. I will come back, so there better be booze when I do.
Always and Forever Yours,
Sanji
Towards the end of the letter, Reiju’s voice breaks and she gradually cries softly. Yonji looks like he’s feeling a mix of emotions–confused, annoyed, sad and concerned–and he’s not quite sure what to do about them just yet. Ichiji is looking down and has averted his gaze away from everyone to hide his face but his arms are crossed tightly against his chest.
Niji looks positively horrified and extremely angered. The electric lights in his room begin to flicker and hum dangerously, and everyone’s hair at the back of their necks hackle up involuntary as his temper rises. Upon feeling their brother’s increasing power, Ichiji and Yonji both take careful steps away to give him space. The younger Sanji nervously stares at him, feeling uncertain of what’s about to happen.
Niji
You… SELFISH BASTARD!!!
His body emanates bolts of static energy which bursts out from his chest, causing all of the drop lights that lit the room to explode, along with the glass windows and everything fragile within range. The loose papers and laid out photos scatter upwards then rain down. The rest of the oarfish vessel’s power goes out from his rage and the entire ship goes dim. Everywhere smells like burnt metal and wood. They hear the voices of people panicking from their rooms and from outside the window.
Niji yanks the broken goggles off his head and madly throws them against the far wall, creating a massive hole and they splash far into the open sea. He slumps forward in defeat, breathing with difficulty while holding the crystal heart firmly in both of his hands. He spirals into an inconsolable mess and sobs, yelling at the now slowly dimming heart.
Niji
YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!! I… I’m not made for this, brother. This wasn’t the plan, Sanji! It’s not supposed to be me! This was never on the table! After everything I’ve done for you… and this…. Is this your fucked up way of giving me a reward?! Forcing this war in MY hands?! And you fuckin’ LEAVE US while this is all happening?!
The crystal heart’s glow is dimmer than it was before with the older Sanji's gradually fading aura, but because Niji had popped the lights and the room is dark, the artefact illuminates brightly in his hands.
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Niji breaks down. He slumps his head onto the floor and sobs his heart out, hugging the heart close to his chest, craving an embrace from his missing brother.
Niji
I CAN’T do this, Sanji! I never wanted this!
Law
Pink-ya…. Mr. Prince-ya’s aura….
Reiju nods and quickly wipes her face clean with the back of her wrist. She crawls towards Niji and places a gentle hand on his shoulder to get his attention but he shoves her away bitterly. She holds her hands up to gesture that she means no harm and as softly as she can, she whispers.
Reiju
He’s vanishing, brother. He needs to go….
But I think he doesn’t want to let go until you do.
Niji clenches his entire figure, hugging the crystal heart against his chest tighter. His voice is weak and he knows he’s broken, but he also knows that he might not get another chance to speak to his brother until he comes home. So he lays out a confession that he’s been reserving for his return, and has been eating him up deep inside.
Niji
You know… I don’t know why but it hurt. It really, really, fuckin’ hurt, Sanj. It still does. When I got caught, imprisoned, interrogated… my body… my legs… my mind. I can still feel them. Absolutely every single fuckin’ thing–every snap, every crack of a bone, every peel of my skin–and they really hurt, Sanji…. But you know what’s funny? After all that, I didn’t even get to see you.
He whimpers a pathetic broken noise that his siblings have never heard. They’ve never seen him in this state. Reiju wants to comfort him but keeps to herself after being pushed away. Behind teary eyes and trembling lips, Yonji takes quiet steps towards Niji.
Niji
I don’t know how you did it. I know you had it far worse… and you were so young…. Sanji, I can’t do this. We need you here. …I …I need you here….
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Niji gently pushes his head off the floor and sits back. When he weakly tips to the side, he finds Yonji’s supportive hand catching him.
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Niji
Tch.
He wipes his face with the back of his arm several times, yelping when he remembers that his nose is broken,, before taking one big sniff to keep snot and blood out of his face. He steels himself, squares his shoulders and lifts the crystal heart up to his eye level. He points accusing fingers towards the heart as he speaks.
Niji
You know what? FUCK YOU!! Fuck you very much! I’ll win this war for you and run the kingdom better than you ever did. I’ll show you how it’s done!!
And I meant what I said. I’m going to find a way to get you out of there, whether you like it or not! And I am NOT going to wait until this war is over or for that Robin woman to come and translate those Poneglyphs texts for us.
And you’re going to let me–ACTUALLY LET ME–punch you in the fuckin’ face when you come home. Do you understand?! So you better stay alive!!!
-.. . .- .-..
Then there is more sobbing from Niji, but it’s more out of frustration and annoyance at this point. While sniffing, he calms himself down and works up the courage to finally say what he needs to say.
Niji
You better go, brother.
…Leave it with me.
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Niji
I… I lo… ugh. I lo–AUUUGH! So gross. I–
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Niji
…Thanks.
With that, the crystal heart finally quiets down and dims. There is a long stretch of silence as everyone processes everything that just unfolded. With madly trembling hands, Niji gently wraps his fingers around the stem and turns the dial back to the way it was. The act of closing the line starts him up again, and he sniffles softly. Yonji rubs his back in an attempt to comfort him while Ichiji steps forwards to clap and shake his shoulder gently in support.
Then there was an awkward click of a noise. When everyone turns their attention to it, they see that the young Sanji has just pressed a button to switch off the video snail he’d been using to capture everything that’s happened. For some reason, the snail’s eyes are still lit but the red light on the side of its shell starts flashing. From afar, Sanji can feel Niji’s icy glare as the man narrows his intimidating heavily strained eyes on him.
Law
…Oi… Blackleg-ya…
Sanji turns his nervous head towards him slowly.
Sanji
Yeah…?
Law
Did you only press the “on” button but didn’t record?
Sanji
…Does the flashing mean it’s recording now?
Law
Well… yeah.
Sanji
Oh… shit.
—
Zoro's footsteps echo as he slowly closes the heavy metal door inside the old Warlord's cell. He hears Yonji's faint voice in the distance as the man answers the call of his transponder snail. The sound is cut completely off when the doors shut. The swordsman grabs hold of the lever above the handle and locks it tight with a loud clunk.
He can't see him in the dark but he's fully aware of the weakened presence before him. Judging by the numerous chains along the ceiling and walls, he knows that the man is tangled in them, completely immobilised and dangling from above.
Zoro sees a single small table and chair at the corner near the door so he takes the opportunity to place the tray of food that the young Sanji had prepared. At the sound, he hears a low guttural voice.
Doflamingo
Roronoa Zoro…
Zoro
Donquixote Doflamingo.
The swordsman approaches slowly and cautiously. He feels the aura of the man before him spike slightly. He's angry.
Doflamingo
Have you come to take pity on your fellow Warlord and take my life?
Zoro doesn't reply, but his tone had some genuinity to it. The man wants to die. The swordsman closes in so he's eye to eye with Doflamingo’s bloodied face inches away from his own.
Zoro
That would mean giving you an easy way out of this. I'm not as gracious as your fish king friend.
Doflamingo chuckles a deep menacing laugh.
Doflamingo
Food smells lovely. That for me?
Zoro takes a moment to reply.
Zoro
Yes.
He takes a couple of steps back. Doflamingo's smile curls into a wide grin.
Zoro
Sanji made it. Just for you. He made me promise to feed you.
The old Warlord tries his best to hide it, but with his shadeless eyes twitching slightly as soon as he hears the blonde's name, Zoro knows he's piqued his interest.
Zoro
But here’s the thing…. At the end of the day, I’m a pirate at heart. And I'm not honourable enough to keep meager promises.
Chapter 29
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Zoro's eye gradually adjusts to the dim lighting, allowing him to take in the state of the restrained prisoner before him.
Doflamingo hangs suspended mid-air, his limbs stretched wide and shackled tightly at the wrists and ankles. A thick metal collar–eerily reminiscent of those worn by Celestial Dragons' slaves–locks around his neck, with additional chains winding around his body like a binding cocoon, anchoring him immovably to the ceiling and walls. Every link is bolted in place, leaving no room for resistance. It looks like he's not going anywhere should he try.
Behind half lidded eyes, Doflamingo casts a slow glance over the swordsman, then shifts his gaze toward the tray of food resting on the table at the far end of the cell.
Doflamingo
I couldn’t care less.
If you’re here to hurt me for information, your attempts will be all for naught. You’re not the first to try and get anything out of me. Your friends have been so kind to take me apart limb by limb, and Law’s had his fun stitching me back up so they can do it all over again.
Zoro emits a low, unimpressed grunt as he turns his back on the Warlord and walks toward the table.
Zoro
Didn’t realise they’ve been going easy on you.
Doflamingo cracks a wide, toothy grin at the sarcasm, but it doesn’t reach his eyes.
Zoro proceeds to untie the cloth that secured the blades on his hip then leans his swords gently against the wall. With a casual motion of his foot, he drags a stool from beneath the table and sits, calm and deliberate. Facing the suspended Warlord, he pulls the tray of food closer and pours himself a cup of tea.
Zoro
You know, Curls would be unhappy if this gets wasted.
A silence stretches between them. Zoro watches carefully–he thinks he sees a faint twitch in Doflamingo’s eye, but the man quickly averts his gaze and drops the smile. With no reply, Zoro continues, slow and measured.
Zoro
He actually wanted to bring the food himself....
He lets the silence linger deliberately. Doflamingo remains stone-faced.
Zoro
He wanted to convince you to cooperate willingly. Said he didn’t want his siblings or anyone else to hurt you.
Doflamingo chuckles, low and ragged, the sound rough in his throat as his chest strains subtly against the metal restraints. His head droops, but the heavy collar prevents him from moving further, clinking slightly as it holds him in place.
Doflamingo
You're full of yourself, Demon Warlord.
Zoro
But it's the truth.
Zoro lifts the cup of green tea to his lips, blowing gently to cool the surface. When he takes a small sip, his brows arch in surprise at the light, delicate taste.
Zoro
Huh. This one makes better tea.
A faint rattle echoes through the cell as chains shift against steel.
Doflamingo
So… it's not him, then?
Zoro keeps his gaze on the table, unaffected by the discomfort of the older man’s strained posture. He notices Doflamingo flexing his fingers slightly, seeking even the smallest bit of movement. Unbothered, the swordsman continues to enjoy his hot beverage, and considers what he can do to convince Sanji to make some for himself as well. The quiet slurp reverberates in the enclosed room.
Zoro
You saw what happened.
Doflamingo tilts his head up, a flicker of interest crossing his features at the confirmation.
Zoro
Traffy triggered some magic with the artefact that we got in Skypiea.
Doflamingo
Corazon?
Zoro
Yeah, whatever you two call it.
The old Warlord's brows furrow, his mind swimming in thoughts. His curiosity gets the better of him. In a low, almost cautious voice, he asks.
Doflamingo
And so… what happened?
Zoro
He got swapped. Pulled in from some other world–another Sanji, from somewhere across time or space or… whatever. Way over my head.
Doflamingo is taken aback–not only for the unexpected turn of events but by the fact that Zoro shared the story so willingly. He hadn’t expected that–not from him. Not after everything. Everyone else who had entered this cell treated him with cold indifference or seething contempt. But this was almost casual. It unsettled him.
He’d been kept in the dark for far too long, and the drip of information was tantalising. He starts to wonder how far he can push it and what else he might be able to pull out of the swordsman.
But before he can speak, Zoro reaches for the pair of chopsticks on the tray beside the bento box. With casual ease, he opens it, revealing a beautifully arranged assortment of tofu, meat, rice, and vegetables. Without hesitation, Zoro digs in, popping a large piece of tofu into his mouth and letting out a quiet grunt of satisfaction.
Doflamingo’s eyes narrow, tracking the movement of every bite as Zoro tears into the meal meant for him.
Mouth half-full, Zoro speaks, his tone infuriatingly casual, but laced with a teasing edge.
Zoro
Huh. I always knew Curls could cook, but this one’s on another level. Tastes better than anything you’d get at those fancy places you nobles like to hover around.
He throws a quick glance toward the bound Warlord, catches the sharp glare aimed at him, and grins like a devil enjoying the torment.
Zoro
You know, if you're nice and give me just one bit of information, I'll actually let you eat this.
Doflamingo glares harder, lips curling in disdain.
Doflamingo
I know what you're trying to do. Go to hell.
The swordsman shrugs and takes another bite, completely unbothered.
Zoro
Suit yourself.
Zoro eats faster now, shoveling down mouthfuls with barely a pause to breathe. Within seconds, he’s cleared out half the bento, leaving a trail of scattered scraps across the table and onto the floor. His chopsticks clatter against the tray as he grabs at another bite. Between mouthfuls, he casually refills his teacup and drains half of it in a single gulp.
Across the cell, Doflamingo remains silent, but the signs of cracking are there. His fingers curl into clawed fists, trembling with fury. The chains restraining him groan and rattle as he subtly fights their hold, his composure slipping with each noisy bite Zoro takes.
Zoro doesn’t miss a beat.
With a mouth full of half-chewed rice, he leans back, deliberately speaking through the mess, spraying flecks of food from his lips and letting grains fall onto his chest. It's a grotesque display–calculated, sloppy, and intentionally undignified. He’s not one to waste food. But if there was ever a time to put on a show, it was now.
Zoro
Don't mind me. Since you won't cooperate, I'll just finish this off. You know how he gets about wasting food.
Doflamingo
It's NOT him.
Zoro
Is it?
Zoro picks up a perfectly crisp prawn tempura from the box and waves it in the air teasingly as he continues.
Zoro
There's something that I've been thinking about since our fight in Skypiea…. I think I know what your deal is.
Doflamingo doesn't indulge him with a reply, only a sharpened silence. But Zoro can tell he’s listening so he proceeds.
Zoro
I was wondering why you jumped after Curls when he fell through the White Sea. Right after trying to kill him. Doesn’t add up.
A pulse ticks at Doflamingo’s temple.
Zoro
I think you need him for something–maybe not alive but intact enough to serve some purpose. You went after him even after he changed because you think he's still one and the same.
Doflamingo
Don't make me laugh–
Zoro
You’re doing this out of desperation. I think someone has you on a leash. And whatever it is you’re chasing, it’s more valuable than your obsession with the Pirate King. So much so that you're willing to sacrifice him for your own needs.
That did it. Doflamingo's eyes burn with rage, the veins on his forehead bulging like cords ready to snap. Zoro only chuckles, continuing to eat with obnoxious satisfaction, sloppily and crunching through the remaining food as though mocking every twitch of the Warlord’s fury.
Doflamingo grits his teeth hard enough to grind enamel, then lets out a guttural growl. He jerks violently at his restraints, chains clattering against the bolted walls. The force of his thrashing sends sharp vibrations through the entire cell, a tension so fierce Zoro could feel the carriage sway. He can’t tell if it’s Doflamingo’s fury or the seaking responding–but he sets his chopsticks down all the same, freezing mid-bite with a prawn tempura still hovering inches from his mouth.
Zoro
You actually want this, don't you? You still like Curls that much?
He eyes the Warlord carefully.
Zoro
I told you–I’ve only got one question. But I need a real answer before I finish this off.
Doflamingo
What the fuck do you want?
Zoro slowly places the chopsticks on the tray, letting the battered shrimp fall with a careless plop onto the near-empty box.
Zoro
Your Proof of Ownership over Curls.
We need to know how to get it.
Doflamingo sneers, a sharp click of his tongue echoing in the charged silence.
Doflamingo
Tch.
He spits to the side, unable to hide the raw hatred twisting inside him. When he looks back at Zoro, he finds the swordsman still eating, messily devouring the last pieces of tofu with absolute disregard. Chunks drop onto his clothes and scatter across the floor.
Doflamingo
…The colosseum.
Zoro raises a brow in intrigue. He finishes chewing a prawn in his mouth, then casually tosses the still edible tail into the empty bento box. Doflamingo finally turns to look at him fully, meeting his eye–but not without a subtle flick of his gaze toward the leftover crumbs.
Doflamingo
Corrida Colosseum in Dressrosa. The Vinsmokes know the place.
My estate and the SMILE factory were too obvious. The colosseum always has eyes on it. Too noisy to be suspicious–made it the safer bet.
Zoro nods along, expression unreadable. Doflamingo pauses, hesitating. Zoro uses the silence to finish his cup of tea, then deliberately pours the last of the flask into his cup. He makes a show of draining every drop, tilting the container upside down with exaggerated care. The moment the warm ceramic nears his lips, Doflamingo growls.
Doflamingo
There’s a new vault. Deep underground. Meant to store rewards for victorious fighters. Security’s recent. Tight.
Zoro sets the cup down, still untouched. He grabs his chopsticks once more, picking up the last few grains of rice.
Doflamingo
...Monet’s watching over it. If she moved it, I wouldn’t know–I haven’t been back.
And before you go on, you should know that you're not getting anything else out of me about this. Because that's all there is to it.
Zoro arches a smug brow, just barely keeping a smirk from curling his lips. The expression earns a bitter snarl from Doflamingo, who knows he’s been played but can’t take the words back. Zoro knows that he's made good progress but is wary that if he demands too much, the man won't cooperate just as well in the future. He opts for restraint.
Setting down his chopsticks, he slowly stands and begins strapping his swords back onto his hips one by one. He secures the final sheath with care, then steps forward to face the old Warlord directly one last time.
Zoro
Is there anything else you'd like to add?
Doflamingo
Tch.
Zoro
Thank you for your cooperation.
In one smooth motion, Zoro draws a blade. With a pair of clean, practiced swipes, he severs the chains suspending Doflamingo’s arms and torso. The restraints around his neck and legs remain intact. Doflamingo crashes to the floor with a grunt, loose metal clanking around him. For a few seconds, he lies there, stunned, before slowly pushing himself up onto all fours—muscles twitching, adjusting to even the slightest freedom.
Zoro steps forward and looms above him.
Zoro
If you stay here, behave like a good boy and answer more of our questions, maybe I'll keep getting Curls to cook for you.
Doflamingo lets out a low growl, shoulders trembling. He sits back on his heels and throws a venomous glare up at the swordsman. Zoro answers it with a smirk and slides his sword back into its sheath.
Doflamingo
I want to see him.
Zoro’s expression hardens. He doesn't reply right away–just stands there, weighing the words with a dangerous stillness and knowing full well who the man is referring to.
Zoro
You’re mad if you think you’re in any position to bargain. But… we’ll see.
With that, he turns and walks out. The heavy door closes behind him with a final metallic clunk, followed by the rattle of the lock sliding into place.
Left alone, Doflamingo remains still for a long moment. Then, he slowly turns toward the table. The chains still fixed to his collar and ankles are just long enough to allow him to crawl over. He doesn’t bother with the stool. Instead, he sits on the cold floor, surrounded by fallen scraps and crumbs.
Wordlessly, he picks up a tiny clump of rice from the steel surface. He eats it–savoring it in silence like a man starved not just of food, but of power, of purpose, of something lost.
—
The night air bites, sharp and cold, as frost begins to creep over glass panes and wooden decks. Moisture clings to every surface like a warning, but Yonji stands unaffected on the railing of their private deck. The chill doesn’t bother him, having great resistance to it. Tucked under one arm is Ichiji’s newly repaired helmet while slung over his opposite shoulder is a compact knapsack packed for mobility.
He waits patiently, eyes locked on the dark waters within the protective ring of seakings. At last, a bubble of air breaks the surface, and within it, Zoro emerges. Yonji blinks as he watches the swordsman board the wrong vessel entirely–one of the central ships housing the Skypieans.
With an annoyed sigh, Yonji leaps from the railing, launching himself toward the directionally challenged swordsman.
Yonji
Oi! Where are you going?
He lands just behind Zoro, who had paused mid-step to look around in confusion. At the sound of Yonji’s voice, the swordsman turns.
Zoro
Is this not your ship?
Yonji
...This is one of the Skypiean carriers. Ours is the only one with the giant oarfish. Hard to miss–even in the dark.
Zoro rubs the back of his neck, looking mildly sheepish.
Yonji
Are you seriously that hopeless with directions? Even landmark recognition?
Zoro
Shut up! Do you want information from Doflamingo or not?
Yonji’s eyes widen a fraction, though his expression remains mostly unreadable.
Yonji
Then… you did it? You actually got him to talk?
Zoro
Yes.
Yonji lets out a small, incredulous chuckle, and a grin breaks across his face.
Yonji
Heh. Of course you did.
Zoro
You don't seem surprised. I was going to be more smug about it.
Yonji
In all honesty, I knew you could do it. Niji may or may not have put in a good word about you.
Zoro blinks, caught off guard. It’s only now that he notices the knapsack slung over Yonji’s shoulder–packed and ready to go. The message is clear–he had faith in Zoro from the start, certain he’d break the old Warlord on the first try.
Zoro
Huh. I didn’t expect that. Weird to think you trust me just like that.
Yonji
Don't push your luck. I still hate you for–
Zoro
For trying to kill your brother for decades. I know, I know. I'm sick of hearing it.
Yonji
…Though I’m hardly one to talk. I did just try to kill the rest of my siblings.
He shrugs with a twisted smirk, then his tone sharpens.
Yonji
So? Where's Sanji's contract?
Zoro pauses, lips pressed into a thin line. For a moment, he hesitates. There is no doubt in Yonji’s resolve–he can see the fire in his eyes but he can't help but be concerned over what lies ahead for him. Still, it’s clear Yonji is going regardless he helps him or not.
Zoro
Are you really sure you want to go ahead with this? All by yourself?
Yonji
Yes.
The answer is swift, certain. Zoro grunts, not exactly satisfied. Yonji squares his shoulders, standing tall, unwavering.
Yonji
I’ve been through hell and back in more wars than I can count, swordsman. I like to think that it's all in preparation for this very moment. Just tell me where to find Sanji's goddamn contract already.
Zoro exhales slowly through his nose, resigned. He did promise the man an answer. He ultimately decides to go ahead in helping him on his road of redemption to give him the best possible chance of survival.
Zoro
If you die, I'll be in big trouble.
Yonji
True, my siblings will probably kill you. And they would, knowing them.
He takes a few steps forward, stopping just in front of the swordsman. His tone shifts–firmer, more grounded.
Yonji
But it won't come down to that. I will see this through. I’ve got a damn good reason to.
Zoro nods in understanding. Having been convinced, he relays every bit of information that Doflamingo had revealed to him. Yonji listens closely, and by the end of it, he’s blinking in disbelief.
Yonji
That's quite a detailed report. What the hell did you put in his food to make him talk that much? I thought truth serums are infamously unstable. Even Reiju and Niji don't bother making their own.
Zoro
It was just food.
Yonji
Then… Ichiji's tactic to starve him worked? But he barely had a full day with no food and water.
Zoro
Maybe. It was Curls' cooking. It was really good.
Yonji tilts his head on the side in bemused amusement.
Yonji
There's really nothing in it?
Zoro
Yes.
Yonji
Did you even rough up Doflamingo at all?
Zoro
To some degree. I just ate a bunch until he gave in. Well…most of it.
Yonji
Huh. Not bad, swordsman.
Zoro turns away with intent to retire for the night when Yonji stops him with a quick word.
Yonji
Before I forget, I got something for you… as thanks.
The swordsman stares at him curiously. Yonji procures a tiny key from his pocket and offers it to him. Zoro takes the item, confused.
Yonji
Key to the king's private reserve in Fish-Man Island. A lifetime of quality booze in there. You won't find any other in the world since they're locally brewed.
Zoro blinks in disbelief then smiles broadly at him when he realises what exactly he's being given.
Yonji
And I'm supposed to deliver you this…
He unknots his knapsack and pulls out a few folded pages, handing them over.
Yonji
It's a long story but Niji somehow got in contact with Sanji from the other world while you were interrogating Doflamingo.
Zoro
WHAT?!
Zoro’s mouth drops open in shock. He snatches the papers and skims them. His lips thin into a line, feeling mixed emotions wash over him but it's mostly out of relief. Yonji clears his throat so he painfully tears his gaze away from the papers for the moment.
Yonji
I'm off, swordsman. Good luck. It's only a matter of time before Doflamingo’s dogs track you here. Do me another favour and fuck them up.
Zoro
Tch. You can't tell me what to do.
But… I'll still do it. For Curls.
Yonji flashes him a wide smile in appreciation.
Yonji
Don't we all? Later, Zoro.
…And again, thanks. What you did means a lot to me.
Yonji fits Ichiji's helmet snugly over his head, then kicks off the deck. White jets of smoke burst from his boots, lifting him effortlessly into the air.
Yonji
Don't forget that you're on the wrong ship! Try not to get lost, eh? It's the fifth one to your right!
Zoro
Shut up and get out already!
With a final chuckle, Yonji rockets off into the night sky. Zoro watches him disappear, then turns… and walks left. He spends another couple of hours wandering around, trying to find his way back to the oarfish vessel.
It was nearing breakfast time with the Neptunes. The royal mermaid family has arranged yet another celebratory banquet–this time to honor Niji’s new role as Regent of Germa. Alongside the feast, they promise to present him with gifts once everyone arrives safely at Fish-Man Island. Fukaboshi and Reiju had agreed to withhold any public announcement of Niji’s title for now–the ongoing war demanded that such matters be handled with the utmost caution. The mermaid king is eager to see the Vinsmokes, especially Niji, to understand what his new position would mean for both of their kingdoms in absence of the Pirate King.
There were a number of people who were extended a personal invitation to join as well so Fukaboshi may personally thank them for their efforts in capturing Doflamingo and for assisting the Pirate King of the North in his time of need. Zoro was one of them and had been tailing the younger Sanji, having been too stubborn and protective to leave his side. Whether out of duty or his usual stubborn protectiveness, the others suspect he’d remain close by–likely due to orders from their vanished kingly brother, who’d apparently appointed the Demon Warlord as their unofficial babysitter while he's away.
Before the meeting with the royal mermaid family, Reiju had asked the ship’s crew to summon her brothers so she could address a pressing concern–Ichiji’s missing helmet. He had left it behind during their encounter with Baby Sanji, but later admitted to being “too busy” to retrieve it, having moved on to other more pressing matters at the time. Reiju suspected there was more to the story. She knew that Ichiji isn’t used to sitting with his emotions for long, and likely forgot it amidst the weight of his recent internal struggles.
Since Niji had informed them of their dwindling supply of condensed seastones, the Vinsmokes were forced to rely on their helmets made with the more common, less potent variant. In response, Reiju commissioned several of Fukaboshi’s skilled blacksmiths to repair her own helmet and forge replacements for Ichiji and Yonji–hoping to have them ready before the effects of the rare ingested stones wear off, which is expected to happen at any moment on this next day.
The morning came with a surprising chill and mist over the sea. The Vinsmokes gathered on their usual private deck where Reiju troublingly discovers that she’s missing not one but two of her brothers. When Zoro joins them with the young Sanji, he is immediately questioned about Yonji’s whereabouts as their green haired brother was last seen volunteering to deliver the Pirate King’s personal letter to him.
Due to his prior conversation with the young blonde, Zoro thought it best to be as honest as possible in an attempt to regain his lost honour. He lays it all out plainly, and gives a full account of his interrogation of Doflamingo, along with Yonji’s intentions based on the intel he had gathered.
Unfortunately, brutal honesty can sometimes lead to unfortunate consequences such as getting fired even before he can get started working on his new job.
Reiju
You’re so, so fired, Cadet.
Ichiji
Shortest length of service for a new recruit, I’ll say. I didn’t even know she brought you onboard.
Zoro couldn’t care less. He will fight their battles for them no matter what.
Reiju
Don’t even think that you’re getting away with your part in this, little, little brother.
Sanji
If I had known he was going to use my food as leverage for that, I would’ve stopped him and kicked his ass!
Zoro
No, you really couldn’t.
Sanji
What the hell did you say, shitty mosshead?!
Agitated, Reiju stomps her foot and flexes her aura which sends a pulse of force that shocks everyone still. Aside from Ichiji, everyone looks at her tensely.
Reiju
Enough!
If Yonji left last night, we need to find a way to catch up to him quickly. And I’ll talk to Ryuboshi to see if anyone in the fleet has seen Ni–
There was a sudden, thunderous bang from the opposite side of the ship, followed by distant splashes echoing out toward the horizon. Reiju tries to peer over the railing, but her view is obstructed by the tall wooden structures of the ship’s upper decks. She groans in frustration and quickly darts down the corridor to reach the other side. The others follow close behind as the pounding and splashing continues.
The front section of the ship resembles another private deck–only much spacious and larger, spanning multiple levels of wooden buildings, each with its own balconies. Zoro and Sanji guess it might be a section designed specifically for the Neptunes, built to accommodate their massive sizes.
At the far end, they spot a familiar figure–a disheveled blue haired man still in his nightwear, sitting on a roughly assembled wheelchair made of scrap. He appears to have somehow recovered the makeshift goggles that the Heart Pirates had given him. Now modified into functional eyeglasses, the lenses retained their round shape, though the frames had been thinned to give him a clearer field of vision–likely a fix after he threw them off the ship the night before.
Niji senses his family’s approach, but keeps his focus trained on the weapon in his hands–a sleek, dangerous-looking sniper rifle mounted on a bipod, its long barrel resting steadily on the railing. On the side of the gun is a colourful dial, which he adjusts with a soft click, switching to a new colour setting. He peers through the metallic scope, shifts his finger lightly over the trigger, and fires again. The resulting blast echoes across the ship, identical to the sound they had heard moments ago. Judging by the rifle’s size and loudness, Reiju and Ichiji speculate that it wasn’t built for stealth, but for sheer range and destructive force. They wonder where their brother had found it or if he had built it himself. Knowing Niji, it is almost certainly the latter.
On the surrounding seaking vessels, concerned onlookers emerge onto their own balconies and decks to investigate the noise. Their eyes lock onto the blue haired Vinsmoke prince, watching him with a blend of fear and fascination as he calmly handles the enormous weapon.
Just as Reiju steps forward to approach him, one of the royal mermaids bursts from the main building with a float bubble around his waist and hovering rapidly in her direction. He huffs breathlessly, clearly in a hurry to deliver news.
Manboshi
Princess!
Reiju
Manboshi! My beautiful–!
Manboshi
There’s no time for that! Reij, our soldiers caught sight of–
A rapid series of sharp bangs interrupts his speech as Niji fires into the distance with relentless precision. One by one, faint shapes in the horizon erupt in massive explosions, flashes of fire blooming against the fog-draped sea. Squinting against the haze, the others begin to make out more silhouettes emerging–dozens at first, then hundreds–creeping forward from the deceptive veil of mist. They stretch across the horizon in a vast, ominous line.
Reiju’s breath catches and her heart sinks. She recognizes it instantly–an enemy fleet, bearing down on them in full force.
Without a word, Niji reaches beneath his night robe and retrieves a fresh magazine, loading it into his weapon with calm precision. He braces the rifle on its bipod, adjusts the dial once more, and pulls the trigger–again and again. Each shot lands with terrifying accuracy, setting off chain reactions of fire and chaos that tear through the enemy lines. The explosions send ships veering off course, slamming into each other as panic ripples across the formation.
Manboshi
It looks like he's already well aware of it….
H–hey, is he okay? I can get Shirahoshi to get us moving.
Reiju
I–
Niji
No, keep them in my sights.
Manboshi
Ah?! A–are you sure about this? There’s a whole army! Should we ask my–
Niji
No need to involve your brother king. This is nothing. Besides, I need them for target practice. Don't cross me.
Manboshi
Niji!
Ichiji
Brother… we really should–
Niji
Ichi, keep an eye for potential stray ones along the edges. I don't want any getting away.
His tone was firm and cold, like he doesn't have the patience to deal with anyone who would oppose him on this. Ichiji let out a quiet, resigned sigh before retrieving a small telescope from beneath his formal cloak and peering through it. All the while, Niji continues to fire without pause.
Ichiji
They definitely have Doflamingo's Jolly Roger but they seem to be set on closing in.
Looks like Machvise is leading the charge.
Niji
In that case, call Law and tell him to get his guys in position underwater. I don't want any sneaking up on us, especially near the holding ship. If you think you need more numbers, say so. Take some of Ryuboshi’s ships if you need the support.
Ichiji tuts, clearly irritated by his brother’s bossy tone, but silently complies, choosing to follow the Regent’s orders without protest. Keeping his eye pressed to the telescope, he pulls a transponder snail from his pocket with his free hand and begins relaying orders to the Heart Pirates–directing them to prepare for engagement and reposition the Polar Tang to a more strategic location.
Manboshi
Wow, first day in the new job and he's already on top of things!
As much as she loves her dashing mermaid prince and her bothersome blue haired brother, she can’t quite bring herself to appreciate that statement. She takes a couple of tentative steps towards Niji.
Reiju
Niji… did you sleep at all last night…?
Niji fires his gun one more time before pulling slightly away from its scope. He nonchalantly turns its dial to a new colour. Without missing a beat, he leans back in and shifts to change angle.
Niji
No.
Reiju’s brows furrow in concern and she purses her lips. She carefully considers her next words, trying to decide how to regale news of Yonji’s disappearance until her brother beats her to it.
Niji
Yonji left for Dressrosa last night to find Sanji’s slave contract.
Manboshi
He–WHAT?!
Reiju
How did you know…?
Niji
…So you knew of his plan? Why didn’t you say anything?
Reiju
We only found out this morning. Which, by the way, thanks to the swordsman.
Both Reiju and Niji cast a sidelong glance at Zoro. The swordsman simply crosses his arms–a statement to say that he had no regrets with his actions.
Reiju
I made the mistake of recruiting him last night.
Niji
…That's an interesting move on your part.
Reiju
When I found out that he helped Yonji, I fired him straight away.
Niji
That sounds about right.
Reiju
So how did you find out that he left?
Niji
Motherfucker thought he could try and sneak out from his own room while I was trying to sleep. He’s a big lug who can’t keep quiet for shit.
He continues firing away, only pausing to reload his gun when he realises that he is out of bullets. During their conversation, Niji had decimated a large portion of the enemy fleet single handedly. As some of the surviving ships drift closer, everyone notices that switching the gun’s dial seems to have a different effect each time. On his last rounds, there are no thunderous explosions nor flashes of light and smoke. Instead, fast moving dark shadows sweep across a wide span of enemy ships. Moments later, sails wither like scorched paper and entire masts collapse into themselves as if the wood had rotted out of nowhere.
Ichiji blinks, then squints harder through his scope. He shakes his head once, struggling to make sense of the unreal scene that he’s witnessing.
Ichiji
Uh… Reij…
Reiju
Later, Ichi.
Ichiji
But–
Reiju
I'm trying to have a serious conversation with Niji.
Sanji
Hey, can I have a look?
Ichiji, desperate for a second opinion on what he’s seeing, quickly hands over the telescope. Sanji peers through it just as Niji adjusts the dial on his rifle and fires again. This time, there are no explosions nor fast moving shadows–only a thick, sickly-colored fog enveloping a pair of distant enemy ships. They veer off course abruptly, colliding with other vessels along their line of formation.
Sanji
What the fuck…?
Ichiji
That looked different…. Can I see?
Ichiji and Sanji continue to pass the telescope between each other, occasionally letting out bewildered noises. Niji ignores them as he relentlessly delivers a barrage of shots at the enemy line. He pulls away slightly and proceeds to relay his story.
Niji
Yonji was about to leave me a farewell note and this poor excuse of a gift when I confronted him.
Reiju
The fancy gun?
Niji
No, the chair.
Reiju
The wheelchair…? I didn't realise what it was–I thought you were just sitting on trash for some reason. Well, it's the thought that counts, I suppose.
Niji
It's a piece of shit. It hurts to sit on.
Reiju
So… what happened after? Don't tell me you just let him go.
Niji
Mhmm.
Reiju
What?! Why?!?
Niji
Even if I begged him to stay, I wouldn’t have been able to stop him, Reij.
He seems to believe that he can pull this off on his own. I actually think he can, but not without some support on the side.
When he adjusts his aim, he pauses.
Niji
I see diving equipment.
Demon Warlord, do you want a new job?
Reiju
Eh?!
Zoro
I'll do it if it's for Curls. And if there's booze.
Niji
It is for the king, yes. And it pays well, enough to cover your vice.
Zoro
Then it's a deal.
Reiju
Is this really smart, brother? I just fired him not too long ago.
Niji
We need capable hands, Reiju. And I know he's desperate enough to do anything for Sanji.
Zoro
I'm still here, you know.
Niji briefly pulls away to give his eyes a moment’s rest. Without looking away for long, he glances at the swordsman to present his offer.
Niji
Zoro, you’re going to be my personal executioner.
Zoro
…Trying to steer away from the murdering industry these days.
Niji
I’ll trust your judgment on whether someone lives or dies. But if I give you an order for a specific outcome, you will deliver–one way or another. Understood?
Zoro
…Alright.
Niji
Now, head to the holding ship and guard the seaking personally. Law and the Heart Pirates can handle any oncoming submersibles I'm sure, but I don't want anyone sneaking aboard. Can you manage that?
Zoro silently unsheathes a sword, the steel gleaming in the light. Without a word, he produces his own coral bubble and steps up onto the railing.
Niji
…You're not going to get lost, are you?
Zoro
Shut up!
He inflates an air bubble around himself and dives headfirst into the deep.
Niji
Tch. Remind me to attach a tracker on him later.
Reiju
…Why couldn't you have sent me or any one of the Neptunes?
Niji doesn't reply, instead he quietly changes the dial of his gun once more and takes a deep breath to carefully aim at the approaching cluster of ships. When he shoots, streaks of blue fire begin to rain from the clouds above, silent and spectral. The ships below erupt in chaos–masts splinter, decks catch fire, and one by one, the vessels topple into each other like dominoes, consumed in a chain of ghostly blue flame.
Ichiji
…What the hell was that?
Sanji
That’s not just fire… that’s–what is that?!
Reiju
Alright, what is the fuss about?!
Ichiji
Reij… this gun…
Reiju
What about it?
Niji
A prototype that I’m working on to destroy Dressrosa once and for all.
Manboshi and his siblings whip their heads towards him in horror. A tense silence falls between them. It’s at that moment the remaining Neptune royals emerge from the main building. They stop short at the sight of the blue haired prince, still seated on his ramshackle chair, calmly firing into the distance–his weapon speaking volumes more than he does. The sea burns in unnatural blue hues.
Fukaboshi
…Why can’t we ever have a normal family breakfast with you, Vinsmokes?
Reiju
My gorgeous king! Fukaboshi!
Sanji
Wait… Is… is that…?!
Shirahoshi
Good morning, Sanji-sama! I’ve been wanting to meet you!
Sanji
THE MERMAID PRINCESS HERSELF!!!
While the blonde is distracted, lecherously dancing and nosebleeding around the towering mermaid princess, Fukaboshi floats quietly toward Niji who doesn't acknowledge him. By now, more than half of the enemy fleet has been sunk, but the mermaid king’s expression is far from relieved.
Fukaboshi
Niji… we’ve been watching. I admit, I wanted to see for myself what kind of leader you would be but… I can’t idly stand by any longer… not with this much blood on your hands, and only on your first day.
I know you’re doing this out of love to protect your own. But these people you’re killing? They may be enemies, but they have lives too. Families. Friends. People waiting for them to come home.
Did you even give them a chance to surrender? Did you hear their demands?
Niji
As if you don’t already know–they want their king back.
Boshi-boy, we're at war. What do you think happens if we hand Doflamingo over just like that? You think they’ll suddenly become merciful? Spare us? You’re not that naïve.
Fukaboshi stiffens as his lips press into a line. His grip tightens around his trident as he weighs his words.
Fukaboshi
…That doesn't matter. This isn’t how we do things.
Niji finally stops firing. He turns to the mermaid king, eyes sharp and gleaming with something between scorn and fatigue.
Niji
It matters plenty.
A heavy silence falls between them, but it’s abruptly shattered by distant explosions.
When they turn their eyes to the horizon, they see cannonballs cutting through the fog–dozens of them–barreling straight toward their ship.
Niji reacts instantly. He twists the dial on his gun and opens fire, releasing a flurry of sleek, high-speed rounds. Several cannonballs explode midair on impact with his bullets.
At the same time, Reiju and Ichiji activate their Raid Suits with a synchronized shimmer of pink and red. They launch into the sky, streaking overhead like shooting stars. In seconds, they clear out the rest of the projectiles, intercepting the ones Niji hadn't shot. Anything that they missed are deflected away with Sanji's impressive acrobatic kicks from the deck, sending them into the open waters.
As the air clears, Niji adjusts the gun’s dial again. He fires into the heart of the enemy fleet that launched the volley. The result is immediate–unnatural. A massive sphere of pitch-black energy blossoms across the cluster of ships, swallowing them whole. Reiju and Ichiji fly back in alarm, hovering at a safe distance.
Reiju
What the…?
Ichiji
What is this?
Niji
Thick impenetrable darkness like Blackbeard’s. Don’t go in there.
Fukaboshi
We must avoid killing, Niji.
Niji
It’s just a temporary visual impairment. It’s part of my prototype.
Though now that you mention it…now’s a good time to sink them all.
To their surprise, the young Sanji speaks out.
Sanji
Wait!!!
All astonished gaze turns towards the blonde who stomps towards Niji and stops just a short distance from him.
Sanji
I–I’m with Fukaboshi.
Niji
…You’re taking his side?
Sanji
I–I don’t know! I just know that you shouldn’t just kill willy-nilly!
Niji
You have no idea what Doflamingo and his men have put me through–what they will put you through if they get their hands on you.
Fukaboshi
Nij…
Sanji
I–I haven’t been in this world for long, yes. And I know you got hurt–a lot. But I–I’m… I’m your brother too and I think you should listen! And I say give them a chance!
Niji takes a sharp breath at recognising that spirited attitude–for a moment there it sounded just like their real blonde brother. Reiju and Ichiji seemed to have picked up on the same aura. They briefly glance at each other then smile proudly at Sanji.
Niji
…And if they don’t?
Sanji
Then send me in. I’ll fight them myself.
Ichiji
Yeah, you’re not doing that.
Sanji
What?! Why the hell not?! Don’t underestimate me!
Ichiji
Look, these people don’t joke around. There’s a reason Niji isn’t giving them a chance to get close. They’re from the New World and from what you told me, you haven’t even been there. You really have no idea what they’re like.
Sanji
If you’re that concerned, why don’t you come and fight with me then?!
Ichiji couldn’t argue with that. Honestly, he wouldn’t mind a good fight right now to blow off some steam. Niji rolls his eyes at the blonde’s naivety and returns to casually cleaning the scope of his gun, adjusting the dial with a flick of his thumb.
When the sphere of impenetrable darkness finally dissipates, a single ship emerges from the within–battered, barely afloat–while the rest of the vessels around it sink into the sea.
Niji doesn’t hesitate. He raises his sniper rifle to finish the job–until a sudden force yanks the barrel off target.
Fukaboshi grips the weapon’s nozzle tightly, his expression hard with defiance. Niji turns his cold stare up at the mermaid king, electric annoyance crackling in his narrowed eyes.
Niji
I’m not fucking around, Fukaboshi. Let go or I will fry you myself.
Ryuboshi
Prince Niji, what are you doing?!
Manboshi
Listen to yourself! This isn’t you!
Shirahoshi
Big brother Niji… you’re really scaring me!
Niji’s grip on the gun tightens, his other hand snapping up to seize Fukaboshi’s wrist. Blue sparks crackle from his palm in a dangerous hum–just shy of a real strike. The mermaid king snarls but doesn’t flinch.
Niji
I seem to recall a certain vulnerability that fishmen have to my abilities.
Fukaboshi
I don’t care. I won’t let you take another life.
Niji
Suit yourself.
Reiju
NIJI!!!
Niji discharges a wave of searing static into Fukaboshi’s arm. His float bubble bursts with a sharp pop, and the mermaid king crashes to the deck with a thud. Smoke curls from his body as he convulses, sizzling with faint wisps of electricity.
Neptunes
BIG BROTHER!!!
Sanji takes cautious steps backwards. Reiju and Ichiji immediately fly back from the battlefield and land.
Reiju
Niji, you are out of control!
Niji ignores her, his eyes locked onto Fukaboshi’s large incapacitated figure on the floor. He wheels himself forward, slow and deliberate, raising the sniper rifle until its barrel points directly at the mermaid king’s head. A gasp erupts from the crowd–a collective mix of shock, disbelief, and fury.
Niji
I don’t understand why you keep him alive. Doflamingo deserves to die.
Ryuboshi and Manboshi snarl, moving forward in anger, but Fukaboshi weakly raises a shaky hand to stop them.
Fukaboshi
Niji… we mustn’t be consumed by anger and hatred.
Niji
…Funny how you always preach with your mother’s words.
Remind me, how did she die again?
Shirahoshi
Big brother Niji!!
Manboshi
That's too far!
Reiju growls, fists clenched at her sides. Without another word, she spins on her heel and storms off.
Ichiji
Oi–!
Shirahoshi
Big sister Reiju! Where are you going?!
Reiju
I’m bringing out big guns of my own!!
They watch in silence as Reiju disappears around the corner, her cape flaring behind her. No one moves. The tension hangs thick in the air, brittle and ready to snap.
Fukaboshi, lying weakly but composed, lifts his head slightly and speaks–steady, calm.
Fukaboshi
I know that you don’t mean that…
Niji’s brow twitches. His finger remains curled tightly around the trigger, the sniper barrel still aimed at Fukaboshi’s head. The mermaid king slowly reaches up, placing a webbed hand gently around the gun’s muzzle.
Fukaboshi
Niji, you’ve been hurt, you’re scared and you feel the immense pressure of keeping everyone safe–your family, your crew, your people.
Niji's arms tremble. His breath comes shallow and fast. A thin line of sweat traces down his temple. He doesn’t look away.
Fukaboshi
Believe it or not, I know a thing or two about that.
The silence that follows is unbearable. Niji is shaking now, chest heaving, eyes wild behind his eyeglasses.
Fukaboshi
Niji, if you need someone to talk to… I’m–
He quickly realised that it was the wrong thing to say. With a sharp, angry jerk, Niji rips the gun from Fukaboshi’s grip and turns it back toward the remnants of Doflamingo’s fleet. Without hesitation, he unleashes a fresh barrage of shots, all while spinning the dial of his weapon through its various colors.
Now that the enemy ships are closer, the horrifying truth of the gun’s capabilities becomes impossible to ignore.
None of Niji’s shots fatally killed anyone but he made them wish they were dead.
Above several ships, dark clouds bloom into existence without warning, unleashing a hailstorm of fiery ice that scorches everything caught beneath. Nearby vessels fare no better–hulls, sails, and anything made of wood or cloth dissolve, consumed by what appear to be swarms of aggressive and ravenous termites. Worse still, a sickly green fog begins to spill across some decks, and screams follow–raw, guttural cries as grotesque excruciatingly painful boils erupt on the pirates’ skins, each blister pulsing with every breath they take.
These are only a few horrors that Reiju and the others can see from their vantage point.
Doflamingo’s fleet descends into sheer chaos. Men shriek and scramble, throwing themselves into the sea to escape what they don’t understand. Ships crash into one another, splintering and sinking in the frenzy–undone not by brute force, but by the terror Niji has unleashed.
Fukaboshi
Wh–what? What is this, Niji?! What have you done?!
Niji
I will make sure Yonji survives. Even if it’s the last thing I do.
I will destroy everything Doflamingo holds dear. And I will do so very slowly, and very painfully.
Before he can continue, Reiju rushes in, stepping firmly between Niji and Fukaboshi. Her hands are clasped tightly around something small, pressed protectively against her chest.
Reiju
Niji! You’ve done enough!! Tell him!
Niji snarls, whipping his head toward her, ready to bark a furious reply–but the words die in his throat.
Reiju lifts her hand and reveals what she’s been holding–a transponder snail with unmistakable features. Niji blinks and his expression turns into one of horror as he recognises them–a light brown short cut fringe and cute freckled cheeks.
The line crackles then out comes a lazy yawn, followed by the soft rustling of sheets as if the person on the other side had just been roused from sleep.
Voice
What’s going on…? Why did you call me, Mistress? Do you have news about–
Reiju
Cossette!! Niji is being an ass again! Tell him not to be!!!
There’s a pause. Cosette’s voice comes back, soft and unsure.
Cosette
Oh… uhm… does that mean he’s listening?
Reiju
Oh my god, Cos–YES! He’s shooting up enemy ships and won’t stop!
Niji recoils and wheels himself backwards to get some distance. He pulls the gun away from the railing like a guilty child caught red-handed, the harsh edge in his posture suddenly softening. He stares at the snail’s gentle face with a big, reluctant frown.
And for the first time since the battle began, the storm he’s been unleashing suddenly feels far away.
Cosette
Oh… erm… if it’s against enemies, what’s wrong with that…?
Both Niji and Reiju blink at the snail in confusion, her innocent question completely throwing them off.
Reiju
COSETTE!!!
Cosette
Eek!
Reiju
You’re supposed to be on my side!
Cosette
I am, Princess! But… it sounds like he's just trying to protect you?
Niji can’t help but smirk, the corner of his mouth twitching into a brief grin. But the smile quickly fades when Reiju shoots him a fierce glare, her eyes burning with warning.
Reiju
But Cos!! He’s taking it too far! Just… just… tell him to stand down!
Cosette
Oh! Okay!
Reiju
Here!
Reiju shoves the snail into Niji’s hands. He clumsily scrambles, tossing the snail back and forth between his hands before finally managing to hold it steady on his palm. He eyes it anxiously, biting back any words.
Cosette
…Master Niji?
Niji looks completely flustered, frozen in place. His cheeks flush a deep red all the way up to his ears and, when he tries to reply, his mouth trembles instead. He gulps down nervously, takes a deep breath, then finally manages to speak.
Niji
Hi.
Cosette
Hi….
Niji
How uh… how… are you?
Cosette
I–I’m good… better now, actually.
Niji
Were you sick…? Are you alright?
Cosette
No… erm… I just… I miss you.
And–and Your Majesty's family too I mean!
Niji
Ah–I uhm… and… I… you too….
I–I mean–field rations and Boshi-Boy's cooks aren't quite cutting it for me.
Reiju rolls her eyes at their awkward banter. The silence stretches on, and the pink commander’s patience visibly wears thin. She lets out an exasperated sigh, placing both hands on her hips and stomping on the wooden deck repeatedly.
Sanji leans over Ichiji who appears to be enjoying the show now behind his wide toothy grin. The blonde quietly whispers.
Sanji
Hey uh… who did Reiju call?
Ichiji
Cosette, our head chef. She’s Reiju’s best friend and she’s always been the one to reel Niji back in whenever he gets out of hand.
Sanji
I see. So… is he, uh… smitten with her or something?
Ichiji
Oh–big time. But they're both too shy to make the first move. It's a little infuriating, actually.
When neither Niji and Cosette say anything, Reiju sighs and steps forward to snatch the snail–only for Niji to swiftly yank his hand away and wheel himself off with his back turned to her. He keeps the sniper gun resting on his lap, but for the first time, his hands fully release the handle to properly hold the transponder snail with a lot of care and gentleness like it’s a precious fragile little egg.
Ryuboshi, Manboshi and Shirahoshi take the opportunity to rush to their brother’s side. They inflate a coral bubble around Fukaboshi’s waist, lifting him gently off the ground.
Shirahoshi
Are you okay, big brother?!
Ryuboshi
He could have killed you!
Fukaboshi
No…he wouldn't have. He's just... angry.
Quickly, while he’s distracted–check the wreckage. See if there are any survivors.
Ryuboshi
We don't have the capacity to take anyone in, big brother!
Fukaboshi
Then at least make sure they have enough lifeboats. It’s the least we can do.
Make sure they don’t come back.
With a nod, the Neptunes spring into action, finally deploying their forces as their brother commanded.
Meanwhile, Reiju is now locked in a ridiculous chase, stomping after Niji as he wheels himself around in circles, holding the snail protectively against his chest like a child hoarding a toy.
On the sidelines, Ichiji leans casually against the railing with his arms crossed, an amused grin ever growing across his face. Sanji stands beside him, watching the chaos unfold with disbelief.
Sanji
Should we… stop them?
Ichiji
Nah, Let ‘em tire each other out. Besides, it’s been a while since we had front-row seats to a proper Vinsmoke meltdown. And we got two.
Sanji
You people are unhinged.
Ichiji
You’re one of us, brother.
Reiju makes another grab for the snail, and Niji yelps, skidding around in a tight circle to evade her. The absurd chase continues like some kind of royal sibling slapstick routine–deadly weapons and titles completely forgotten.
Niji
Quit it! I stopped firing already!!
Cosette
I–I don’t know what’s going on! What’s happening?!
Reiju
Niji, you need to apologise and make up with my handsome king Fukaboshi!!!
Niji groans in frustration. He stretches out one arm to block Reiju’s reach, and with the other, he holds the snail away from her grasp. He shouts sarcastically at the top of his lungs toward the side of the ship.
Niji
HEY, BOSHI-BOY!! I'm soooo sorry! Did that hurt you, big buddy? Are you alright?! Do you need immediate medical attention?!? Are you dying?!?!?
Manboshi
Niji! Stop being a jerk!
Shirahoshi
We're kinda busy here!
Ryuboshi
You and I will have a LONG conversation about this later!
Fukaboshi
I'm fine, I'm fine. Don't fuss.
Just say hi to the lovely Cosette for us.
…What an ass.
Shirahoshi
Big brother! That's a bad word!
With a devilish grin, Niji turns back toward his sister–only to yelp when she nearly snatches the snail. He fumbles it, frantically juggling it in the air before catching it again and wheeling away even faster, clutching it to his chest like treasure.
Niji
See? He's fine! Stop chasing me!
Reiju
You call that an apology?! That’s not good enough!!! I know you’ll keep being stubborn unless someone puts you in your place–Cosette! Set him straight!!
Niji
I'm your new Regent! Get used to taking orders!
Cosette
Master Niji, you got promoted?! Congratulations!!
Niji
I–uh… th–thanks….
Distracted from Cosette’s heartwarming greeting, Niji doesn't notice Reiju closing in. She finally grabs hold of his arm, halting his wheeled escape around the deck. He whines and complains but she proceeds to yell into the snail.
Reiju
Cosette!! He said he'll destroy Dressrosa! You have to convince him not to go ahead with it!
Niji
Ack–!
Cosette
Oh… that's no good, Master. Why would you do that?
Niji
AUUGH–Reiju! GO. AWAY!
He pushes his sister away by the face with a huff, shielding the snail in his protective hands. He lowers his voice into a whisper.
Niji
Yonji is on his way to… to find something important. In the heart of the country.
He insisted on going alone and…
Reiju continues yelling, demanding for Niji to share some of their call time with their beloved chef. At which point, Ichiji finally steps in and gently grabs her arms, holding her back just enough to give the conversation some space. Niji glances their way with uncertainty, shoulders hunched. Then he bows his head and speaks even quieter.
Niji
Cos… I can't–I can't lose him too.
Cosette
Oh, Nij….
Niji
I just–this sucks. You know? I didn't ask to be Regent.
Cosette
Is there anything I can do to help from the New World? I’ve been moving around the kingdom so we don’t get found.
Niji
Huh. Not a bad idea. Since you're there, I need you to–wait, what?
…You're moving the house? You know how to do that?
Cosette
…You don't remember?
Niji
Remember what?
Cosette
You insisted to Your Majesty Sanji that I be trained and granted permission in case stuff like this happens. You taught me how to pilot the snails yourself. Your team of clone scientists has been looking after us kindly too. Their upgraded enemy radars are working out really well!
Niji
My… team…?
Cosette
…Yes? Did you forget you have your own guys too?
Niji
I… my head was scrambled. It's a long story. I don't… remember certain things. And I’m still figuring out which ones.
Cosette
Oh, Nij…. Does this have something to do with… your capture–?
Niji
I don't want to talk about it, alright? I get all dizzy and… I just…
He casts a quick, nervous glance around, checking if anyone’s listening in. When he sees his sister still yelling at him from afar, restrained in Ichiji’s arms, he groans in frustration and wheels himself out of the deck and into the quiet undercover corridor on the way to their family’s private section of the ship.
Niji
I… I just want to hear your voice.
Cosette
Oh…!
Niji
I've been away for too long. I just… want to hear more about you–what you’ve been up to.
Cosette
But, Master, there’s really not much to say. Just the usual chores and mundane tasks. Nothing compared to what you’re all dealing with….
Niji
You may think so but I need y–I need this… okay?
Tell me how your day was…. What new fruits and fish you bought.… What plants needed replanting…. That sort of stuff.
I just… don’t want to talk about me.
Cosette
A–ah… I see. Well, uhm…
There is a soft pause. Then, a faint shuffle of fabric on her end.
Cosette
If… if that's what you need, then I have a better idea….
Sir… are you uhm… able to go somewhere more private? I can still hear Mistress yelling in the background….
Niji
Private? What are you–?
Cosette
I know you said you can't remember certain things but… do you recall what we talked about… just before you left?
Niji
I remember our conversation. We talked about what you wanted to do when I–oh.
Cosette
Mhmm…
Niji
OH!
There’s more quiet shuffling from her end. His brain short-circuits with rapid-fire images of the imaginary scenario of what their family chef is currently up to. Before he knows it, he sees blood drip onto his shirt. Only then did he realise how hot he felt and how red he'd gotten. With a huff, he wipes his nose with a handkerchief and quickly wheels himself toward his room.
Niji
A–Are you sure that you really want to try this right now…?
Cosette
You have been gone for months, Master….
Niji
Y–yeah… I suppose I have.
Just as he reaches for his coral bubble to head upstairs–
Reiju
SUCK IT!
Reiju bursts out of nowhere, snatches the snail right out of his hands, and sprints off across the far side of their private deck like a banshee on a mission.
Niji
HEY!
Rieju
COSETTE, YOU HAD ONE JOB!!
They hear Cosette groan loudly in protest on the other side of the line. Ichiji finally stumbles up to them, sporting two large bumps stacked up high on the top of his head. Sanji trails behind, wincing in second-hand embarrassment.
Ichiji
Sorry, bro. She was too strong.
Niji
Give it back, you bully!
It was Niji’s turn to chase her around. Everytime he gets close, Reiju keeps the snail just out of reach, holding it high in the air. She pokes her tongue out at him in mockery.
Niji
BULLY! YOU'RE A BULLY! Taking stuff away from your poor, legless brother!
Cosette
Yeah, BULLY!
Reiju
Ack–! Cosette, whose side are you on?!
Cosette
Not the bully’s side, BULLY!
Reiju
Tch. Okay, fine! Cos, if you back me up over Niji, I’ll help you do your chores for one–no–three full months!
Cosette
Oh! That’s such a kind offer…
Niji
Tch. That’s nothing.
Alright, consider this. If you help me I’ll give you a year of fully paid leave. I’ll personally wear the costs of your holidays–accommodation, transport, food–you name it!
Cosette
A–are you… are you coming too? Because I… I think I like that idea.
If it’s… if it’s with you.
Niji
Oh! I just meant uh…. Huh. I got nothing against that. Well, alright, let's–
Reiju
COS, don’t fall for that! He’s had plenty of chances over the years to treat you for a trip like that!! Have you stopped to think that he’s only doing to this now because he wants something from you?
Niji
Ack–!
Cosette
That’s a good point…. I wouldn’t want to go on a long trip with him if it’s just to repay a debt….
Reiju
Exactly! It leaves a bitter taste in the mouth, doesn’t it?
Niji
I wasn’t in the position to offer her anything like that before! I didn’t have the power!
Reiju
Excuses, excuses! What kind of power do you need to ask someone out? Did you have to be Regent for that too?
Niji
I–YOU–SHE–AUGHHHHH!!
Reiju
Here’s something more realistic that can actually happen. How about we revisit your employee contract, hmm? Full medical benefits–completely covered. No matter the cost, even if it’s just for aesthetic purposes.
Cosette
Oh, that’s quite generous–!
Niji
She doesn’t need to worry about that!
Cosette, Reiju clearly wants to buy your loyalty but you deserve better. You have me–and apparently my team of clone scientists–for any of your medical needs. No costs. No fuss. I even have the best surgeon in the world in my pocket.
Reiju
Pfft–! Trafalgar?! PLEASE! Cos, don’t be silly. He’s referring to someone who is called the “Surgeon of Death”. Is that really the kind of doctor you want poking around your body?
And anyway, I don’t even know if he’d listen to Nij here. He’s only friends with Sanji.
Niji
Hey, I helped his broody ass for months! He owes me! He’ll listen!!
Cosette
Oh…you two are so kind, really, but I don’t want to be any trou–
Reiju
I’LL GIVE YOU A RAISE!
Cosette
Ooh!
Reiju
Name your price! I’m open to negotiation! Double? Triple? I’ll make it work!
Niji
Really, Reij? Is that the best you can do?
Cosette, I have access to the king’s private treasury. If you want, just go in and help yourself. I don’t care how much you take.
Cosette
OOOOOH!
Reiju lets out a low, primal growl of frustration. Niji finally catches her sleeve and tries to pull her close to snatch the transponder snail but she slaps his hand away and leaps back with an acrobatic twirl.
Niji curses, pulls out his coral bubble, and prepares to float up and over her–but before he can activate it, Reiju spins, kicks his wrist, and sends the coral flying out into the open sea.
Niji
BULLY!!!
His sister sticks her tongue out and blows a long, childish raspberry.
Reiju
Pbbbbbbbtthhhh!!
Cosette
Your Majesties, you’re all so generous but–
Reiju
Don’t make this difficult, Nij!!
COSETTE! Here’s my final offer. The big one. You can’t possibly resist this–I know you’ve talked about it for years. And no, I haven’t forgotten.
If you side with me, I’ll take you to Papag’s grand opening of their new Criminal fashion mall in Alabasta!
It’s finally happening–a long time coming. We’ll do a girl’s day out! No–a week. Scratch that–TWO WEEKS! EVEN A MONTH!!! We'll stay for as long as you like with all expenses paid. I’ll buy you every single outfit you so much as blink at!
Cosette squeals at a frequency that splits atoms. Reiju and Niji pull their faces away from the snail to save their ears.
Cosette
Is it finally opening?! I’ve been so out of touch with the news!!
But wait… Princess, that’s–that’s a lot!! Their pieces are so luxurious! Are you sure?!
Reiju
Please, I insist! The place is massive–Viv showed me the blueprints herself. I can get us hooked up to be the first in line on opening day, and then later we can head to that exclusive after party!!
Cosette
YES!!! Oh, oh, oh–! Can we bring all the girls?! Can it be a group trip?!
Reiju
Absolutely! The more the merrier, babe!
And then it happens. The two women unleash an unholy duet of glass-shattering squeals that echo through the ship like a sonic cannon. Everyone in earshot winces in pain. Ichiji hits the deck. Sanji reels back, clutching his ears. Niji’s eye visibly twitches.
Niji groans, grabs his sniper rifle and, with the blunt end, smacks Reiju’s hand just hard enough to make her release the transponder snail. It flips into the air–
–and Niji snatches it mid-fall like a hawk catching prey.
Reiju
OWW! SON OF A–!!
Niji wheels away from the fuming Reiju and, while cradling the snail gently against his chest, stops and closes his eyes. He inhales deeply, summoning the courage to make his final offer–only to find his throat tight and words tangled. It feels sudden but he’s desperate. He knows, deep in his heart, exactly what she wants most from him.
He breathes again, slower this time, to calm his nervousness. Reiju senses his sudden shift in demeanor and quiets down, watching him with rapt attention.
Niji
…Cosette…
He opens his eyes and stares at the snail as if it were her face. He imagines asking her in person–and wonders why he waited so many years to speak the words he’s about to say.
In a voice softer and steadier than his siblings have ever heard, he begins.
Niji
Cosette… I’ve been through hell and back–in warzones and wastelands–but nothing has ever scared me more than what I’m about to do.
Reiju audibly gasps but slaps her mouth shut with her hand to keep quiet. Ichiji is beside himself. He grabs Sanji by the shoulders and shakes him violently while his open mouth is screaming silent noises. Sanji, torn between kicking his eldest brother and watching in awe, can scarcely believe his eyes–Niji, of all people, is about to proclaim his love.
Niji
You’ve been there for me through everything–not just as our chef, but as my… as my close proximity acquaintance.
Reiju, Ichiji and Sanji roll their unimpressed eyes in perfect unison at his poor choice of words.
Niji
When I didn't know how to be human, you taught me and gave me direction. I wouldn’t be the person I am today if not for you.
Reiju loves and hates this whole situation. She knew that they’re both deeply in love for years–what with all the hopeless pining that has seemingly led to nowhere until today. She decides to find a different way to convince Niji to change his mind about his own plans to help Yonji on his personal road-to-redemption mission later. For now, she’s not one to interrupt her own brother spilling his heart out so openly. This is his moment.
Niji
When things were falling apart, you held me together. When you first started with us, that's when I started to feel–really feel–you were the first person I wanted to share that with. So…what I’m about to offer you isn’t easy, but know that I will spend every waking moment of my life seeing it through. I… I know that you’ve been waiting for a long time…. And for that, I am sorry. But I hope to change the way things are now, starting today.
Cosette…
Cosette’s voice trembles. Tears gather in the snail’s tiny eyes.
Niji
…Cosette, if you take my side over Reiju, I will watch all one thousand and one hundred and twenty-nine episodes of that show you like so much.
Cosette
…Eh?
Niji
And its fifteen movies. And–ugh–I’ll read all one hundred and twenty books too.
Silence.
Niji
You know, the one with the transforming man-dogs and the sparkling pale men.
For a heartbeat, no one moves. Then all other three Vinsmokes collapse in a heap on the deck, scrambling to their feet in outrage.
Reiju
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, NIJ?!
Niji
What? Oh god–did I get it all mixed up with that magic school boy one? There’re more, aren’t there? Shit.
Sanji
No, asshole! We thought you were asking her out!!
Ichiji
I had my sparklers ready….
Niji goes scarlet red, stuttering and stammering at the very idea, unable to form proper words to retaliate. In his hand, they can see Cosette’s snail sobbing quietly.
Reiju
Awh… Cosette, sweetie…. It’s okay! I’m here, I’m here.
The others go quiet as Cosette sniffles on the other end. There’s the sound of a nose being loudly blown into a handkerchief before her voice comes through, thick with emotion.
Cosette
Ni–Niji–S–Sir–you–you… you big… buttface! You’re a buttface!
Reiju gasps while Niji flinches at her best attempt at cursing.
Cosette
We’ve–we’ve known each other for so many years…. I waited for so long… wanted it so bad. I–I…
Niji looks pained. He opens his mouth and seriously considers asking her out just to make her feel better. He kicks himself for not actually doing that instead. Before he can do anything about it, she replies.
Cosette
I never thought you’d ask–YES!!! Many yesses! I’ll make the popcorn! You buy the drinks! We’ll wear our comfiest clothes and watch it all in one sitting! If we're good, it’ll take no more than four weeks to go through! But make sure you read the books first, okay? Do you have a copy there? You better get started!
Niji
Uh… no. Maybe it’s best if I–
Reiju
Ooh! I got the full collection in Sanji’s office!
Niji
…Great. Thanks, Reij. I knew I could count on you.
Cosette
Heehee! Let me know what you think!
Mistress! Please make sure he reads all the bonus bits too!
Reiju
Of course! Leave it with me!
Niji
…This is how I die. This is how I actually die. Not by Doflamingo’s hand. Not in the war. But here. Slowly. Consumed by glitter vampires and shapeshifting were-dogs.
Reiju
May I remind you that this was your idea?
Cosette
It's not so bad, I promise!
Niji
That's what they all say….
Watching the scene in anguish, Ichiji sniffs then wipes a sad tear behind his sunglasses.
Ichiji
Well… I'm heartbroken.
Sanji
They'll be sitting together for many hours. Doesn't that count as a date?
Ichiji
…You have no idea how hopeless they both are, little, little brother.
And with that, the emotional chaos of the Vinsmoke family settles into a rare moment of absurd domestic peace, held together by mutual love, idiotic hopelessness, and a truly cursed multimedia franchise.
The journey’s rough, but so far it’s going smoothly. Yonji had been using one of the few of the family’s Eternal Log Poses to point him the way to Dressrosa. He spent most of his time flying in the air, not wanting to take too many breaks to get to the country as fast as he could. He knows that it’s only a matter of time until Reiju and Ichiji find out about his mission to retrieve and destroy Sanji’s slave contract, and he’s not about to give them the opportunity to catch up. Granted, he’s not as fast as his older siblings but if he’s good and stays on course, he’ll get to his destination within three days–four at most if he runs into trouble.
Eventually, the exhaustion catches up with him, and his stomach growls loud enough to rival a seaking’s roar. Reluctantly, Yonji touches down on the next island that shows signs of life. It’s a modest little village nestled between rocky hills and misty shores, the kind of place that smells like fish stew and old wood.
He tightens the helmet on his head and pulls the hood attached to his raid suit to keep a low profile–as low as one can manage wearing cutting-edge combat gear in a quiet fishing town.
As he strolls through the narrow paths, he can feel the stares prickling at his back. Locals peek out from windows or pause mid-conversation to sneak glances at the stranger with smoke-hissing boots and a face they can’t quite make out. Whispers float through the air, the usual blend of curiosity and caution.
Yonji doesn’t react. He’s been through this song and dance plenty of times before. He keeps his stride calm and steady, brushing off their suspicions like leaves off his shoulders. He’s not here to make trouble–just to refuel, re-energize, and move on.
He ducks into the only tavern in town–a creaky, low-ceilinged place that smells like sea salt, fried fish, and wood polish. It’s nothing special, but it has exactly what Yonji needs–a working transponder snail mounted at the far side of the bar, its eyes blinking dully as it plays a constant video feed on the tiny screen attached to its shell.
The innkeeper, a stout man with a mop of graying hair and a suspicious squint, nearly shoos Yonji out on sight. The Raid Suit, the helmet, the hood–it all screams “trouble.” But Yonji came prepared. Thanks to his royal family’s deep coffers–or more specifically, Ichiji’s hidden stash for going out and treating his ladies–he had “borrowed” enough Beri just for moments like these. He gives the keeper a generous amount for his silence and to stop glaring at him, some more for a decent meal, and a little bit extra to switch the video snail’s frequency to the news.
Everything his family does seems to end up as the main topic of conversation within hours, and sure enough, Niji’s ruthless solo takedown of Dressrosa’s main fleet makes the top story. Yonji nearly chokes on his drink when he sees the footage captured shakily from the point of view of one of Doflamingo’s men. His brother, wielding what looks like a brand-new weapon of his own design, carving through ships like they’re paper. The feed ends abruptly as the camera lurches and drops, likely when its owner took a bullet to the head.
Rumors are already spreading fast that the Pirate King of the North has fallen, and in his place rises a darker successor–merciless, unpredictable, smarter, and quickly gaining infamy. They’re already calling him the “Mad King of the North.”
The innkeeper eventually joins him in watching the news, casually wiping down surfaces and polishing glasses. His voice carries a hint of worry beneath the casual banter, as if he’s trying to mask how much the unfolding events weigh on him.
Innkeeper
The title’s fitting. The world’s going mad, is what they say.
From his front-seat barstool, Yonji stays quiet, eyes flicking up to the video snail. A montage plays–more grainy, chaotic footage from Dressrosa’s fleet showing flashes of his blue-haired brother. The segment ends on a close-up–Niji, helmetless and still in his nightgown for some reason but his face is now known to the world. He looks more dangerous than ever with sharp new glasses and a worn, tight expression. Yonji leans back, unsettled. He wonders if leaving him the way he did was a mistake. His brother looked weary and tired.
Not wanting to look too invested, Yonji adjusts the mouthpiece of his helmet, lifting it higher so he can eat comfortably. He takes a bite, immediately frowns, and silently curses the bland, watery stew. He misses Cosette’s cooking already. As he forces down another spoonful, a few curious patrons begin to gather nearby, eyes glued to the news feed. Their murmurs carry a quiet tension, concern growing with every frame of destruction on the screen.
Patron 1
Germa Kingdom really is no good. What did Dressrosa even do to deserve this? Look at them–they're getting torn apart.
Patron 2
Nothing. Germa’s just that evil. Remember what their king did to that Celestial Dragon?
Yonji clenches his jaw behind his helmet. His fingers tighten around the spoon in his stew, but he keeps quiet as he chews.
Innkeeper
There’s also a lot of concern surrounding the World Government scrapping the whole Seven Warlords system.
Patron 1
About time, if you ask me!
Patron 2
No, that's bad! Dracule Mihawk once saved my entire family at sea when we got raided. Without him, we’d be fish food.
Patron 1
Please, he probably only did that because the pirates spilt his wine while he was sailing around on that small boat of his.
Patron 2
Maybe, but if he had wanted to kill, he would have killed. Instead, he saved us and offered us a lift home.
If that’s not enough to convince you, Hancock and Kuma had done a lot of good too!
Patron 1
Oh yeah, sure, it was really good for Hancock to turn my father into stone. And now he’s sitting in our garden growing mold on his head for an eternity. Do you know what that's like, especially for my mother?
The heated debate continues to simmer–voices rising and falling as the patrons argue over who's truly evil and who’s been misunderstood. Some defend the Warlords, others damn them, and the looming question of what the world will look like without that balance keeps tensions high. Yonji keeps to himself, more interested in absorbing information rather than changing minds.
Then, all at once, the conversation cuts off. The video snail on the wall sputters, crackling with sharp static as its signal stutters. The flickering image draws every pair of eyes in the tavern.
An eerie, low-pitched buzz fills the room before the screen stabilizes–revealing a sudden, full-frame image of Niji. His face is intense, gaze sharp and unblinking, the round eyeglasses catching a glint of light that only adds to his menacing presence. He doesn’t speak for a brief moment, but the look alone sends a chill through the room.
Niji's voice rings out with calm authority.
Niji
Citizens of Dressrosa–hear me.
The patrons gasp, frozen in place, but a few look to the windows, peeking out toward other buildings in curiosity when they hear a small hint of an echo from outside. Sure enough, every video and radio snail has been intercepted–Niji’s presence is broadcasted across the island, and likely beyond as a global transmission.
Yonji nearly chokes on his stew. He grabs his ale and gulps it down to clear his throat, then squints back at the broadcast in disbelief.
Niji is clad in full formal military regalia–sleek, dark, with attractive silver accents–an outfit he never thought he’d get to see on his blue haired brother. It's mostly ceremonial, meant for publicity stunts and formal events. He’d only put it on once himself. Reiju never did, and Sanji wore his whenever he threw one of his fancy parties. Ichiji wore his often, especially whenever public heat on their king brother flared too high, using it as a shield to redirect attention. If Niji is wearing his for the very first time, he must mean business.
Yonji also notices that Niji isn’t wearing his helmet. It’s finally happening—his brother is revealing himself to the world, exposed and unguarded. A bold move, one that paints a clear target on his back for both Marines and pirates alike.
The setting is unmistakable. Yonji recognizes it instantly–the command chamber aboard the Neptune family’s ship, marked by its grand fishman architecture and the blended banners of Germa and Ryugu Kingdom. Niji sits at the center, framed by power and authority. Yonji’s chest tightens when he spots the familiar shape of the makeshift wheelchair he’d built for him. The fucker’s actually using it. At Niji’s right stands Ichiji, upright and unwavering in matching regalia. At his left, King Fukaboshi, draped in their kingdom’s formal military dress, solemn and unreadable. Together, they look like a new order taking shape.
Yonji exhales low and sharp, eyes fixed on the screen.
Yonji
Oh… shit.
Niji
My name is Vinsmoke Niji–brother to the Pirate King of the North, crown prince, and newly appointed Regent of the Germa Kingdom. By His Majesty’s will, I command our armies and shape the course of this war. Every ally will have their shield. Every enemy, their reckoning.
Yonji gulps and leans forward with the rest of the room. Niji’s voice is steely, his posture unshakable.
Niji
A vast majority of Dressrosa’s fleet now lies at the bottom of the sea, countless lives were lost–yet not a single casualty among ours.
I have no regrets. I acted solely to protect my own, and in retribution. Doflamingo betrayed our trust–he preyed on my brother-king’s vulnerability, warping friendship into cruelty by violating and humiliating him without mercy.
The tavern buzzes with confused and concerned murmurs. Yonji listens in silence, noticing how Niji carefully omits his own suffering. Patrons speculate over the meaning of his words. Yonji wants to explain, to set the record straight–but he holds his tongue.
Niji
Now, if it were up to me, I would have reduced your country into ash by nightfall. But consider yourselves fortunate–our more generous allies have stayed my hand… for now.
There are a few ways to end this war–and I intend to do so in three days.
Since we can all agree that shedding more blood, including your own, would be a waste, you’ll want to hear what I have to say.
There is something in your country that belongs to us. One of our commanders is currently en route to retrieve it.
The feed briefly cuts to a full-body image of Yonji in his Raid Suit–exactly what he’s wearing right now. The innkeeper and nearby patrons glance nervously at him, distancing themselves away with wide eyes. None of them run, likely too afraid he might retaliate. Yonji feels a prickle of panic, but keeps his face neutral, calmly eating another spoonful of watery stew.
The screen returns to Niji.
Niji
Before he arrives, you have a choice. If your leaders possess even a shred of wisdom, they will lower their weapons, evacuate the civilians, and leave with their dignity intact.
Once our commander secures what is rightfully ours, this needless war ends. No more blood has to be spilled.
But know this–
For every day Dressrosa remains occupied, I will rain hellfire, plague, and nightmare upon your nation. Each day will grow darker than the last–until nothing remains but ash and regret.
There’s a brief pause before new figures appear. Zoro and Law step into view from either side, positioning themselves closely behind Niji. Both wear the sharp, militarized regalia of Germa, tailored to their own styles but unmistakably part of the same force.
Yonji nearly lets out a laugh at the sheer absurdity of seeing those two dressed like that. But the message is crystal clear–Niji has powerful allies now, and if he says someone deserves hell, they’ll help him deliver it.
Patron 1
Is…is that the Demon Warlord, Roronoa Zoro?!
Patron 2
He looks terrifying in their outfit….
Niji
This broadcast is your warning. The world is watching, and your decisions will define whether you live or whether you die.
This is a punishment to Doflamingo and to those who have harmed our friends and family in his stead. King Fukaboshi and I would hate for innocent citizens to get caught up in it. That is why, as act of restraint and mercy, we will deploy our fleet of clone soldiers around the island to assist with evacuation. They will ensure your safe passage and temporary resettlement, until this war concludes–which it will, the moment we reclaim what is rightfully ours.
And to show you how serious I am… allow me to demonstrate.
The inn falls deadly quiet. After a pregnant pause, the screen shifts.
An aerial view of Dressrosa fills the feed. Several distant booms, like scattered gunfire, echo from unseen sources all around the rocky archipelago. Then, in real time, every crystal-blue waterway–from the island’s fresh water reserves to the surrounding sea–blooms into a vivid, unnatural pink. It reminds Yonji instantly of Reiju’s poison.
Then come the screams–piercing, terrified, real. The footage captures raw panic as the people of Dressrosa scramble in chaos as their only source of usable water suddenly turns toxic before their eyes. It doesn’t take long for fish and any other living creatures caught in the pink poison to float lifelessly to the surface.
The screen cuts back to Niji, his expression cold and unwavering.
Niji
The clock is ticking. You have been warned. You have no king, and your forces are scattered and weak, so I strongly advise you heed our warning. Regardless, chaos will come. Your fate is now your own to decide.
With that, the feed cuts. The screen goes black.
Silence hangs heavy in the tavern. All eyes turn to Yonji, whose presence suddenly feels more imposing than before. He feels the unease creeping in from his brother’s threats, but keeps his composure, cool on the surface. The patrons eye him with new fear–perhaps remembering all too well the things they said about Germa just minutes earlier.
Yonji takes a calm sip of his ale and returns to his stew. Then, under his breath, he whispers.
Yonji
…What are you up to, bro?
Innkeeper
Wh–what? What was that?
Yonji
Nothing. Mmm. This could really use less salt and more actual spices in the future.
Innkeeper
W–will do! Please don’t kill me.
Young Sanji was finally signaled to shut off the black transmitter snail he’d been using to record the live broadcast from the command chamber. As the feed ends, everyone in the room–members of the royal families and their most trusted allies–release the breaths they’d been holding. A few exhausted groans and muttered complaints echo through the chamber.
Sanji
…Why did I have to be the one recording this shit? Couldn’t one of the fishmen or Skypiean soldiers push a button?
Law
Because you utterly failed last time. This is our collective way of punishing you.
Sanji
I’ll kick your ass, I swear–
Law
You couldn’t if you tried.
Zoro
I told him the same thing when he came at me.
Sanji
Ack–!
Ichiji strolls over and gives Sanji’s back a good hard slap. The blonde lurches forwards and growls his way but his eldest brother just grins at him with surprising warmth.
Ichiji
I have some ideas about that. Trust me?
Sanji
…Eh?
Ichiji
You cook and you fight with your legs, right?
I might just know the perfect teacher for you….
Sanji
…Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t going to go well for me?
Ichiji
No pain, no gain, brother.
But who knows? You might get around to it.
The gathered group begin to disperse, each falling into quiet conversations or stepping aside to rest. The tension of the live broadcast still lingers in the air, but now it is replaced by a quieter fatigue–one that came with knowing a major step in their war strategy had just begun, and it all falls in the hands of someone they did not quite expect. Time is short, and the joint family can only wish that there were any other way to do this.
Not long after the broadcast ends, Niji’s own transponder snail calls out, and he answers without a moment’s hesitation.
Niji
Hey…. Did you–?
Cosette
I saw, Master. That went just as well as it could have on our side too, I think.
Niji
We saw. Good job. I’ll send the rest of the formulas over shortly. Tell the clones to get ready and keep their snails on hand at all times.
Cosette
Thank you, and I will, Sir.
And you should know…I’m afraid that there’s no word from Master Yonji.
Niji
We just found his snail in his room. I think he left it on purpose.
Cosette
Ah… I see. I’ll keep an ear out, in case he finds another way to reach us.
Niji
Appreciate it.
A pause stretches between them. Niji hesitates, then clears his throat—his voice quieter, more gentle.
Niji
Cosette… I need to check one last time–
Cosette
I am sure, Sir.
Niji
I know what we’re asking–what I’m asking–is… a lot.
Cosette
Your family and the Neptunes have shown me nothing but kindness over the years. Please–let me do this for you, Sir.
As Niji wheels himself toward the nearest window for a bit of privacy, he rests his arm on the sill and stares out, pretending he can see her from where he sits. Reiju watches him quietly from across the room, a flicker of concern in her eyes.
Niji
…I really wish there's another way. I wouldn't have–
Cosette
I know, Sir.
Niji
If this doesn’t work… I don’t think I can live with myself.
Cosette
It will work, Sir.
Niji
Cosette, can you just… please stop with the formalities for a second?
There's a hesitant silence from the other line.
Niji
What you're about to do is nothing short of dangerous. Life threatening, even.
Cosette
I know… Niji.
Niji
I just want you to know… for everything that you've done, and what you're about to do… I… uhm… I…
Cosette can't help but let out a soft chuckle. Niji's brows crease from the unexpected reaction.
Cosette
You know you really don't have to do that.
I won’t be alone. I’ll be fine, I promise. And if you don’t stop, I’ll demand you watch the vids of that “magic school boy one” too!
Niji
Ugh…don’t remind me.
He doesn’t feel good about the strategy that everyone had compromised and agreed on, but Cosette’s calm, steady demeanour grants him a sliver of relief. He exhales through his nose, lips tight, then more soberly speaks.
Niji
If you’re really that sure… then the fate of Germa and Ryugu Kingdom rests in your hands.
And make sure you bring Yonji back alive… Commander.
He hears that giggle that he loves so much–light, familiar, and far too brave for what she’s walking into. It flutters straight to Niji’s chest and twists tight. She’s just one person, a normal human, but he knows that she’s not someone to underestimate. In his eyes, she’s sharp, capable, and brilliant in all the ways that matter–someone worthy of respect, and more than prepared for the task ahead.
He’ll make sure that his queen is ready to the best of his ability. He will give her everything he’s got. She will survive, and she will succeed.
Cosette
Leave it with me.
Notes:
The next chapter may or may not have older Sanji as it'll cover the events at Dressrosa. Stay tuned! I'm not sure when I'll be able to finish it due to family getting sick again and again.
Chapter 30
Notes:
Hello dearest readers! Thank you for your patience. Here's the latest chapter! I've written the next one already too so hopefully it won't be too long a wait as it just needs some art. Happy reading!
Chapter Text
The Straw Hats are scattered across the Thousand Sunny, each enjoying the rare gift of a perfect day. The sky stretches cloudless above them, the sun warm on their skin, tempered by a steady breeze that makes the heat pleasantly bearable. Nami and Robin lounge on deck chairs, basking under the sun, while Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper are gleefully flying their own handmade kites, shouting high-spirited taunts at each other and laughing as they do so. Franky and Brook sip their favorite beverages at the helm casually, playing lookout without a worry in sight.
It had only been a day since the older, blonde Sanji crash-landed into the Sunny’s library—not long after the Straw Hats were reunited with their original Sanji. He had shamelessly admitted that it was his doing. Due to their bond and commitment to their beloved cook, the plan to find Trafalgar Law in Sabaody (and possibly kidnap him) then return to Skypiea to retrieve the artifact was once again set in motion. It’s meant to be a long and arduous journey, but Sanji didn’t mind. It bought him time—to hoard more books, dig through the knowledge of every island they pass, and most importantly, learn everything he could about the All Blue.
But not everyone is as accepting of his sudden reappearance, and for good reason.
This Sanji had made it clear that his mission is to find the legendary sea—not in this reality, but in his own. Right now, his plan is to deepen his understanding with information unique to this world so that, when the time inevitably comes for either Trafalgar Laws of this world or the other to transpose him again, he’d be ready. He would return armed with more knowledge than ever before.
Sanji made it clear that no one can stop him. Surprisingly, the Straw Hats had accepted this (not that they had any other choice) but some more willingly than others. A few were vocal about their frustrations—about not having a proper cook for a while and for the delayed voyage to the New World. Others, softened by his sincerity and sheer commitment to his dream, sided with him. In the end, they all agreed it was just a temporary setback. Even so, a shared undercurrent of unease remained.
To heed Robin’s warning to lay low and avoid meddling too deeply in worldly affairs lest their reality crumbles, Sanji had decided to use the crow’s nest as his own personal study. It offered a peaceful view, freedom from distractions, and a perfect hideaway from any curious eyes they might encounter. From there, he can at least play lookout and stay useful without the threat of boredom slowly killing him. And though he never said it out loud, the scent of wood, metal, and sweat up there reminds him faintly of his Zoro from his own world.
Naturally, the young Zoro of this world was less than thrilled to find that his personal gym had been commandeered.
So then of course, Zoro starts a fight—and understandably so. He had just woken up after having slept in, stole booze from the now unguarded kitchen and had intended to climb up the crow’s nest to start his morning routine when he found all of his workout equipment at the bottom of the mast, tidily stacked and arranged to be moved elsewhere.
Outraged at the audacity—for moving his stuff, touching it, and acting like he owned the ship—Zoro shouts from the deck, barking threats and challenges at the blonde. Sanji is more than happy to oblige.
From the crow’s nest, he leaps off and lands at the far side of the ship with ease.
Sanji
I am going to enjoy… every… single… bit of this, Marimo.
He’s parched. Sanji’s voice drips with anticipation. Beneath his heavy lashes, his gaze sharpens into something almost predatory. He strides across the deck with a practiced grace, hips swaying, confidence radiating from every step. After one dramatic flick then another, he unsheathes the blades of his clawed gauntlets—tools meant for fighting with hands, a deliberate contrast to the Straw Hat’s original Sanji, who cares for his own as they are his sacred instruments of his craft.
The Straw Hats watch in surprise—a bit of tea spills on Brook’s suit and Chopper’s precious kite flies off into the distance. Young Zoro, taken aback by the weapon of choice and the way the blonde’s hips move with those heels, fumbles to draw all three of his swords and readies himself into a fighting stance.
Sanji watches the panic flicker across Zoro’s face. He savours the moment, slowly licking his upper lip from one side to the other.
Zoro
Is this how you want to play it, old man?! Don’t think I’ll go easy on you!
Sanji
No… I wouldn’t want you to.
Sanji misses this. He misses the thrill. He misses him .
For two decades, he and his Zoro—older, sharper, wilder—had been locked in an endless cycle of violent, visceral passion. Their battles were driven by hate and fueled even more by obsession. Sanji fought like it’s a drug, diving headfirst into the chaos just to taste of Zoro’s unmatched fury. He loved everything about it—the bruises, the split lips, the numerous deep cuts that Zoro had left him. To this day, he’s still partly obsessed with it, refusing to fully heal his skin and hide scars by means of Germa tech. He likes looking at them. They remind him that Zoro had been there.
Having a bloodied Zoro under him was his number one vice.
The other was sex—and lots of it.
For a long time, he could do both whenever he pleased. He had his ways and knew that he’s good at reeling people in, but now things have changed. He had committed himself to his Zoro—the real thing. He loves him but, frustratingly, the commitment they shared came at the worst possible time. He has no regrets in choosing to dedicate himself to learning more about the All Blue in this world while he has a chance—the relocation is all temporary for him anyhow—but it means that he’s unable to be with his precious Marimo for however long he’s doing this.
He starts questioning himself what good that would do since he finds himself unsettled and unable to focus on his studies anyway. He’ll have to make do with releasing his pent up energy in other ways.
Seeing the younger Zoro was too much. It drew him in. Choosing to take over the crow’s nest had another benefit. He counted on it provoking the swordsman to start a fight, but in a way that the Straw Hats would take his side.
And it appears that he was successful.
Usopp
Come on, guys! Don’t fight! It’s a nice day!
Nami
It’s only for a couple of months or so, Zoro! Just bear with it.
Luffy
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Nami
Don’t encourage them, idiot!
Zoro
LUFFY!
Tch. Whatever.
You! Damn twirlybrows, you can’t just move my shit around like you own the place! You're not even our real cook! You haven't even made an effort to help out with the meals!!
Sanji
I will happily move out of the crow's nest if you beat me in a fight.
Zoro
You’re on.
He charges in, all three blades gleaming sharp.
Sanji can’t help but smile. He is dying for a good fight.
—
Meanwhile, in the other world, far, far away….
The younger Sanji stumbles backward, nearly losing his footing as the older Zoro charges at him with unrelenting force. The swordsman follows up with a sharp combination of strikes, which Sanji blocks—barely. Zoro allows him a moment’s rest, flipping back through the air and landing in the shallow waters along the shore to conclude his first phase of attack.
Earlier, Fukaboshi and Niji had agreed to restock supplies at the next major port they could find. They sent the Skypieans in town to do the labour as their most recent broadcast to take over Dressrosa had surely ruffled some feathers. They didn’t want to cause panic on other islands but they knew there would be some consequences. To avoid any political incidents across the region, any fishmen, Vinsmokes, and Heart Pirates stayed behind—either aboard their own ships or stationed along the coastline.
Somehow, Sanji had found himself in a sparring match with Zoro, as insisted by his eldest brother.
Now, on the sandy terrain, catching his breath and leaning forward with his hands braced on his knees, Sanji wipes sweat from his jaw and glares at the swordsman intensely. Zoro simply eyes him fiercely, unreadable, but the blonde can tell that there’s something simmering beneath the surface.
Sanji
Why do we have to do this?! I promised the staff I’d help with lunch prep!
Ichiji crosses his arms and casually leans against a large boulder nearby. He’d been watching and studying the two very carefully, especially Sanji.
Ichiji
We have enough people for that. But if you’re talking about cooking for our estranged friend, he can wait. Though I’d still prefer if he starved to death.
Sanji
I’m not letting you do that to anyone.
Ichiji
I know. Your heedless moral compass is starting to become a nuisance.
Now, I have a specific teacher in mind for you so I need to assess your current combat capabilities to be certain that he’s the right one. He’s a busy man and I really don’t want to waste his time.
Sanji
I told you—I don’t need training! I’m perfectly capable of improving myself—!
His protest cuts off the moment Zoro charges out of nowhere. Two blades clash against the bottom of his foot, forcing Sanji to slide backward across the sand. Sanji growls and is about to spit out curses his way—then he sees it.
There’s a spark in Zoro’s lone eye that looks ravenous, animalistic and barely restrained. Sanji’s leg trembles from the impact, trying to hold his ground against the swordsman’s brute strength, but it’s not just the force. It’s the tension. He can tell that Zoro is holding back and knows that whatever’s bottling up inside will soon burst.
Ichiji
Don’t actually kill him, swordsman. Remember, you’re working for us now. This is just a casual sparring match.
Through a low guttural growl, Zoro speaks. He keeps his gaze bore on the blonde, a devilish smirk forming at the corner of his lips.
Zoro
He needs to activate his haki and learn to control it as quickly as possible… right?
Ichiji
Yes. Niji’s broadcast painted a target on all our backs. There’s no time to waste.
Zoro
Then I have a great idea how to do it.
Zoro pushes harder against Sanji’s boot, grinding the steel of his blades into the sole until Sanji’s other leg nearly buckles. Then the swordsman leans in, close enough for their noses to touch. His grin is wide—teeth bared, feral.
Sanji can’t help but turn red and his face burns hot— definitely from the anger, he tells himself.
Zoro
Curls, you’ll get it one way or another…
And I’ll be the one to force it out.
Sanji knows he can’t beat Zoro in a direct one-on-one test of strength, especially this overgrown older mosshead who’s a lot bulkier than the younger one in his world. But he doesn’t need to overpower him. He needs to outmaneuver him.
Sanji uses his own nimbleness. He plants his weight, twists, and uses Zoro’s own pressure to redirect the swordsman's balance. Sanji flips backward to distance himself in one clean motion, swiping his leg out to break Zoro’s stance.
Zoro catches himself easily. He adjusts his grip around his swords and begins his approach with slow and deliberate confidence. He raises both blades on his sides, an open gesture to challenge him, urging the blonde to come at him with everything he’s got.
Sanji clenches his jaw as a bead of sweat rolls down his temple.
Sanji
Is this how you want to play it, old man?! Don’t think I’ll go easy on you!
To his surprise, Zoro laughs.
Zoro
No… I wouldn’t want you to.
Zoro lunges forward. He would kill for a good fight.
—
Concurrently… another battle unfolds.
The older Sanji charges forward, his gauntlets flashing as he unleashes a rapid flurry of strikes. Each hit comes with precision, his limbs moving like pistons—efficient, persistent, unstoppable.
The younger Zoro tries his best to block them one by one while walking backwards, his blades ringing out with each collision. For the life of him he can’t see an opening or get the time to properly counter. The more the blonde pushes on, the more he’s unsure that he’s actually able to take him. This barely feels like a fair fight, clearly evident by Sanji laughing as if this is all just some kind of game.
Sanji
Is this really all you’re bringing into the New World?
All eyes bore on him in suspense. Luffy suddenly loses his smile, his demeanour now focused to pay close attention to the blonde’s words.
Zoro can feel his still recovering wounds flare in his chest. He growls and powers through. He tightens his grip on his swords, and swings both in a sharp, sweeping arc—unleashing a vortex of compressed force that tears toward Sanji like a cannon blast.
Sanji reacts instantly. He springs upward, twisting midair with fluid grace, limbs tight against his body. His form cuts cleanly through the incoming spiral of wind, positioning himself perfectly in the eye of the storm. The vortex blasts past him harmlessly.
Zoro blinks in astonishment.
From a distance, the shockwave that follows Zoro’s attack barrels across the upper deck of the Sunny, sending chaos in its wake. Lawn chairs topple, drinks fly, and anything not tied down gets swept up in the blast. Nami, Usopp and Chopper dive behind a heavy barrel with synchronised yelps.
If no one was paying attention before, they are now. All eyes are fixed to the source of the disturbance—Sanji and Zoro, locked in combat.
Franky
That was suuuuuper fast dodging! Yow!
Nami
Oi, you two! Knock it off before you wreck the deck!
The rest of the crew joins in, shouting protests, trying to break the tension before the fight escalates any further. All except for one. Luffy now keeps quiet, his colourful makeshift kite long forgotten as he watches the fight in deep focus and listens to the blonde intently.
Sanji
You’re all going to get torn apart before you can even set foot in there.
Zoro
What do you know?! You haven’t seen us fight! Our bounties—
Sanji
Mean nothing . It is but a value that the Marines made up. There are far worse dangers out there, with and without a price on their heads.
Zoro dives forward, skimming low with a sweeping move—aiming to take the blonde off his feet. But before he can strike, Sanji leaps. Mid-flip, he plants a hand right on Zoro’s head, vaults up, bounces backward off of him like a springboard, and lands gracefully onto his feet at a distance. Meanwhile, Zoro crashes onto the wooden deck face first.
Zoro
ACK—!
It’s Sanji’s turn. As Zoro lifts himself off the ground, Sanji lowers himself, both hands raised in front of him, palms open, poised in a Okama Kenpo basic stance. He smiles calmly and gives Zoro a moment to brace himself.
A second of eye contact is all Zoro gets as warning before Sanji makes his move. He breathes in deep, draws his hand back and punches the air with his palm outstretched.
The entire ship lurches forward with a violent jolt. A sharp gust of wind explodes outward, spiraling around them, gathering at the point of Sanji’s strike. It hits Zoro head-on.
Zoro
FWWAAAHH!!
He screams as the force slams into him, hurling him backward toward the bow of the ship. At the last second, he drives two swords into the mast’s side, anchoring himself before he’s blown overboard. Meanwhile, The other Straw Hats scream and cling to anything fixed solid—railings, the large trees on the lawn, door frames. Only Luffy remains still, unmoved, watching.
When the wind finally settles and the ship stops groaning, Zoro lands hard on his feet, swords drawn and breath ragged. When he looks up, Sanji has vanished.
A tickle prickles the back of Zoro’s neck as his instincts flare. Something’s coming at him from above. He looks up—Sanji is diving straight down, headfirst, with a wild grin stretched across his face.
—
Elsewhere, on the distant shoreline, another fight continues.
The older Zoro—grinning with that same feral, demonic glint—descends from above like a falling blade. With a fluid, brutal swipe, he aims straight for the young Sanji. The blonde barely manages to leap out of the way in time, dodging the strike that carves deep into the ground. The impact sends a thunderous shockwave outward, flinging sand and sea spray far into the open water.
Before Sanji can catch his breath, Zoro relentlessly charges again. The swordsman doesn’t give him time to rest. His strikes come in a blur, one after another, furious and unyielding. Each one delivered not necessarily to hurt, but to draw out the blonde’s haki by sheer violence and will.
They fall into a brutal rhythm—Zoro attacks, Sanji dodges and falls back. But before the blonde can counter, recover, or get any semblance of preparation, Zoro is already on him again. To any outsider, it looks cruel and excessive. But to seasoned fighters like Ichiji and the older Zoro, it’s exactly what’s needed. Harsh and painful—but necessary.
Ichiji is soon joined by the curious Reiju who is fully geared up and ready for her journey ahead. Dressed in her Raid Suit with a compact knapsack slung over her back, she carries two helmets—her own and a brand new one, which she hands to Ichiji. He accepts it with a nod of thanks but doesn’t put it on just yet, knowing they still have a little time before it’s needed.
Reiju
How is it all going?
Ichiji
It’s… interesting.
Reiju
Have you made up your mind about Sanji’s teacher?
Ichiji
Oh, I have ages ago. Now I’m just watching for pure entertainment. Zoro is borderline out of control.
Reiju
…And… you’re just letting him?
Ichiji
I’ll step in if it gets out of hand. The man has surprisingly good ideas. First, it was Doflamingo with the food, and now he’s trying to force out Sanji’s haki himself.
Reiju
…Isn’t that a little risky? I know we need him battle-ready, but forcing it out means putting him through some kind of trauma.
Ichiji
Not if it’s controlled. I’d rather Sanji’s haki be brought out by someone we trust, rather than him experiencing anything outside our influence.
Reiju
That does make sense….
And… did I hear you correctly? You “trust” the swordsman, now?
Ichiji
Don’t make me laugh. He has his uses.
Reiju giggles then they proceed to observe the fight in silence.
They both flinch when Zoro suddenly has Sanji on the ground, dragging his blades left and right through the sand way too close to his head. Sanji is forced to crawl backward, teeth grit, yelling at him to cut it out—clearly pissed and more than a little rattled.
The fight was never fair to begin with. Zoro’s the one in control, wreaking havoc on the area and throwing attacks just for the hell of it. Every time Sanji dodges, the swordsman is already coming at him again, giving him no time to breathe, let alone fight back.
It was an entertaining fight at the start, but now Ichiji is starting to feel bored. He sighs and returns his attention back to his sister.
Ichiji
Are you off, then?
Reiju
Mhmm. I just came by to say my goodbyes and give you your helmet. Yonji’s one is in his room.
Ichiji
How’s Niji?
Reiju
…Not good. He refuses to sleep. He keeps telling me that he’s activated his electric “super charge” powers which apparently allows him to go without rest for a week.
Ichiji
…Will it?
Reiju
Of course not. He made it up so I got off his back. He’s purely running on caffeine and sugar, then tops it up when he feels the crash coming.
Ichiji
…Caffeine and sugar rushes are kind of a super charge, I suppose.
Reiju
Ichiji! It’s not healthy!
Ichiji can’t help but let out a light chuckle, shaking his head.
Ichiji
What’s stopping him? We’ve relayed our orders but aside from asking for reports, we really can’t do much else but wait for Yonji to get to Dressrosa. He already cancelled Sanji’s order to call in more reinforcements from the other kingdoms.
Reiju
He insisted on working on a project on the side…. I think it’s to keep his mind off Cosette. I couldn’t stop him—the idea’s pretty solid, actually.
Ichiji
Oh?
Reiju
He’s getting help from our new Skypiean leader friend, Wyper. Niji found a way to utilise their waver technology to take a significant load off the seakings and speed up travel. They’re assembling it now as we speak. We’ve got plenty of parts from what’s left of Doflamingo’s fleet.
Ichiji
What a wonderful thing this is—having allies… and enjoying the spoils of battle.
Reiju
Once they’re done… can you please find a way to make sure that Niji doesn’t work himself to death?
Ichiji
Oh, I’ve got a few ideas.
He cracks his knuckles with a devilish grin, and Reiju opens her mouth to protest—but pauses. After a moment’s thought, she shrugs and gives a small, approving hum.
Suddenly, a flash of yellow streaks overhead—Sanji, launched through the air, crashes into the shallow waters nearby. Zoro follows right behind, blades raised as he splashes down after him. From where Reiju and Ichiji are standing, they can’t quite make out what’s happening, but the sounds are clear—thuds, more splashing and yelling, followed by a flurry of clashing metal and kicks before Sanji darts out of the surf and stumbles onto the shore, panting.
Reiju
Sanji! I’m going now!! I’ll see you at—
Sanji
CAN’T TALK—BUSY KICKING ASS!
Zoro bursts out of the water like a demon unleashed, charging again. Sanji manages to dodge the first round of combinations, countering them with decent form—a fast, decent improvement—but it’s short-lived. Zoro lands a solid hit to his gut, sending Sanji flying backwards until he slams into a tree not far from his siblings. He slides down with a grunt, breath drawn out of him, and lands on his butt.
Reiju
…Can I have a goodbye hug?
Sanji
I… told you… I’m—AUUGGGH!!
Zoro doesn’t let up—his endless attacks keep coming, and that big demonic grin is back on his face. The fight spills further inland, eventually vanishing from Reiju and Ichiji’s line of sight.
Reiju pouts at being brushed off, looking genuinely downcast.
Reiju
I don’t even know how long it’ll be before I see everyone again…
Niji pushed me away when I asked him for a hug too….
Ichiji smirks, a teasing lilt in his voice, but his eyes soften with real concern.
Ichiji
Aww… is my favourite sister starved for affection from your cold, heartless brothers?
Reiju
…Yes.
Ichiji
Were they mean to you?
Reiju hugs her arms and sniffs dramatically—her eyes wide, glassy and puppy-like.
Reiju
…Yeeeeees….
Ichiji
Come here.
Ichiji opens his arms and Reiju sheepishly places herself in his embrace.
Ichiji
They’re soooo mean, aren’t they? No loving hugs for poor, sweet Reiju…
Reiju
…I don’t ask for much.
Ichiji
Oh, but… you do? Ow!
She flicks his ear in mild annoyance, but doesn’t let go. Ichiji chuckles, presses a kiss to the top of her head, and sways her gently side to side to comfort her.
Reiju
I miss our Sanji. He’s the only other one who lets me do this openly.
Ichiji
I know you do.
Reiju
Are you sure you’ll all be alright?
Ichiji
We should be asking you that. Take care of yourself, and we’ll see you at the Ryugu Kingdom before you know it.
Smears of yellow and green streak overhead again as Sanji and Zoro crash back onto the shore, their battle still raging. Reiju steps out of Ichiji’s arms and turns her attention back to the fight. To their surprise, they see more improvement.
Zoro, still looking infuriatingly calm and barely breaking a sweat, is now attacking at almost the exact pace he would in a serious match with his Sanji. And yet, impressively, this Sanji is managing to keep up.
He’s bruised and winded but his eyes are sharp, locked in. He’s weaving through the attacks, reading Zoro’s next moves just in time, tapping into that gift of foresight.
Ichiji
Motherfucker.
Zoro should have his own dojo. Maybe I’ll get him to train the clones.
Reiju
…I hate to admit it, but he does get results.
Unfortunately, observation haki can only take you so far when you’re fighting a force of nature.
Zoro barrels forward—faster and heavier. He pushes Sanji to the limit, drawing every ounce of instinct and stamina the blonde has left. Eventually, Zoro overpowers Sanji through sheer brute persistence. With one precise hit to the back of his neck, Sanji collapses into the sand, his body twitching from exhaustion and strain.
Zoro stands over him, intense eyes locked on the blonde. For a moment, he just stares. After a pause, he blinks dumbfoundedly, the bloodlust fading from his face as if waking from a trance.
Reiju
…I’d fire you twice if I could.
Zoro
…Oops.
—
Back in the other world…
Sanji
Whoops!
After a long fight with Zoro, Sanji somehow pissed the swordsman off just enough to send him flying off the ship—by flipping Zoro’s own momentum right back at him during an attempted strike.
Now, with the chaos behind him, Sanji lazily pulls out a cigarette, lights it, and leans against the railing. He waves the stick with one hand, grinning as a soaked and seething Zoro pops his head out of the water like an angry kelp monster.
Sanji
If you’re one of the main fighters and Luffy’s right hand, then this really is no good, Marimo.
I would consider taking a year or two training up before heading beyond Sabaody Archipelago. I can talk to your captain if you like?
Zoro growls and raises a fist with a sword to curse his way. Normally, he’d leap back up and keep swinging, but at this point, his chest is strained too much and his stamina is circling the drain.
Zoro
THIS ISN’T OVER!!!
Sanji
Oh, but it is?
Zoro lets out a furious roar and starts swimming toward the rope ladder Franky had just lowered for him. Then, suddenly, he panics.
Zoro
Wait—damn it!
One of his swords slips from his grip and vanishes in the deep. With a curse, he dives in after it.
Sanji chuckles and watches him disappear with a smug grin, then stretches his arms out with a satisfied sigh. He feels refreshed—like that fight cleared something out of his system. With a light bounce in his step, he turns from the railing and strolls toward the mast to return to his new office up in the crow’s nest.
Sanji
That felt real good!
Though… hmm… maybe I was a little mean.
As he grabs the ladder to ascend, he catches sight of the rest of the Straw Hats on deck. Everyone’s begrudgingly fixing chairs, picking up loose and broken items, and cleaning various debris scattered around. He freezes and feels a pang of guilt wash over him.
Sanji
…Oops.
He glances toward the galley.
Sanji
I guess I’ll play cook to make up for it.
Just a little…. Just a bit.
Yonji had no time to catch the news, but the words he heard in islands where he’d briefly stop by for rest were concerning.
He arrives just beyond the borders of Dressrosa a tad late. It’s been a little over three days since Niji’s grim threats to its citizens had been broadcasted to the world. Unfortunately, Yonji ran into trouble as expected—skirmishes with remnants of Doflamingo’s loyal followers and the occasional Marine on the hunt. They were nothing he couldn’t handle, but the delays cost him time he didn’t have.
Now, flying high overhead for a vantage point, Yonji squints down at the island—only to find that it looks nothing like he remembers.
Because he can’t see an island at all.
In its place is a massive dome of pitch blackness. Suspicious, he flies in closer to investigate. Hovering midair, he reaches out to study the strange hemisphere, hand outstretched. His fingers pass through easily. When he feels no resistance or harm, he slowly pushes forward and slips inside.
Within the darkness, the view from above is disturbingly clear.
Dressrosa is void of all natural sunlight outside the black dome, but the island glows an eerie blue. Much of the country’s main cities are engulfed in searing, unnatural blue flames, and the sky directly above them crackles with dark clouds unleashing hails of fiery ice. To avoid flying into the threatening weather oddity, he hovers lower, carefully skirting around the large areas affected by it.
Off the coast, he spots several of their Germa vessels—the evacuation fleet that his brother promised, he assumes—circling the island at a safe distance, keeping away from the chaos.
On the island itself, there are no living trees nor greenery anywhere and entire ports smoulder. Anything that isn’t burnt, swarms of large ravenous termites feast on the leftover wooden debris. Entire bodies of water have turned an unnatural pink, both within the island and around its shores. Floating on them are a gross mix of dead fish and bloated flesh—he tries not to think if they’re human or anything alike.
Niji had promised to destroy Dressrosa—and by the looks of it, he had done exactly that. Yonji’s heart sinks at the thought of the possibility that things would be different had he arrived earlier.
But he is already late. There’s no point dwelling on what’s already happened. One thing at a time, he supposes.
He veers toward Corrida Colosseum, but, up ahead, Niji’s odd thick clouds force him to land early. He touches down in what he thinks is the port town of Acacia and proceeds on foot.
The once-lively city is now a ruin of crumbled homes, burnt shops, and fractured landmarks. He can scarcely recognise it.
Everywhere he looks, bounty posters litter the streets—plastered on walls, scattered on the ground, hanging off roofs and burnt trees. All of them bear the face of his blue-haired brother with the first official price on his head. Some are defaced with crude drawings while others are stacked in heaps, ready to be set ablaze. There’s no use in denying it—his brother had made many enemies.
Curiously, Yonji approaches a poster pinned on a partly singed wall. When he sees the number printed on it, he flinches. It already rivals Ichiji’s, and their eldest brother put a lot of effort in increasing his bounty for many years.
Yonji
Fuckin’ hell, Niji….
Yonji knows that if Niji keeps this up, he might even have a higher price on his head than Sanji in no time.
Amidst the wreckage, one tall structure stands untouched—the colosseum. Yonji heads straight for it. He notices that the houses nearby are also relatively intact, especially compared to the obliterated cities scattered across the island. It appears as though Niji had purposely left it alone so Yonji can still step foot in it unharmed to get what they need.
He tries not to look too closely as he walks through the shattered main road, but under heaps of collapsed stone and smouldering wood, he sees bodies—lots of them. They’re mostly the local police and militia, some gladiators, a few scattered Marines, and Germa clones. There are no signs of civilians yet, which gives him a sliver of relief, but that might mean he’s to see the worst of it yet.
Out of nowhere, a sudden sharp croak breaks the silence. The sound is so unexpected that he nearly jumps. He swiftly turns to look around, readying himself for any oncoming enemies, but sees nothing. The croak repeats itself, so he looks down. Sure enough, from a gutter near his feet, a frog emerges.
It's small, has an odd round belly, and glossy pink skin. Two enormous vividly green eyes blink up at him curiously.
Yonji finds it… adorable.
He releases a breath he didn't know he'd been holding.
Yonji
Aww… you're kind of cute. But what are you supposed to be? I've never seen anything like you before….
The frog tilts its head, as if studying him in return. Then, without warning, it hops forward and stretches its sticky tongue out—smack—latching onto his boot.
Yonji blinks in fascination. The tongue recoils and the frog tries again. This time, chomping on his boot outright. It’s stuck there, sucking noisily at his impenetrable armour like a baby bottle. Yonji can't help but chuckle at its ridiculousness. It looks like he's made quick friends with this overly attached creature.
Yonji
Oh, silly frog. Are you hungry? I’m way too big for you, buddy.
At the corner of his eye, he sees another frog emerge from the same gutter. It hops next to the first one by his boot.
Yonji
Aww… what a cute couple you are!
The second frog studies Yonji’s boot, and promptly tries to eat it too.
Yonji
...Okay…?
Then another frog hops out of the gutter, followed by a couple more. Then several. Yonji begins to take cautious steps backwards.
Yonji
And what a big family you have...
It didn't stop there.
Frogs continue pouring out of the gutter, too many now to count. Yonji backs up further, warily watching the swelling tide of glossy pink bodies grow twenty times his size.
Yonji
…Wait—!
Suddenly, the frogs surge forward in a rippling blob, a unified wave of croaking hunger. A swarm of sticky pink skin and sharp little teeth barrels toward him like a sentient flood.
Yonji
Yo—what the fuck?!
He turns and bolts, hurdling over collapsed roads and rooftops, through broken parks and shattered streets. Behind him, the flood devours everything in its path—crushing, swarming, unstoppable.
Yonji
WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK, NIJI!!!
He would fly, but the threatening dark clouds loomed overhead, almost too close and too low for his liking.
He would sprint faster, but he finds that his balance is off.
So running ataverage human speed it is.
He notices that the two frogs are still attached to his boot, gnawing and clamped tight. He stumbles through a narrow alley, muttering curses, finally putting some distance between himself and the swarm. He glances down and sees it—ooze. The frogs have secreted some kind of slime across his boot sole. He slips again.
Yonji
Get off me!!
He grabs one frog and tries tearing it off but finds that its round body is freakishly rubber-like and unnaturally flexible—he can’t even rip its body apart to kill it with his bare hands. Its little teeth have embedded into the thick armour of his boot and it won't budge. He shouts in frustration, panic rising. At the end of the alley, the flood of frogs turns the corner.
Yonji
WHAT?! HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!
Frantically, he grabs the frog by its squishy cheeks and forces its mouth open. With a loud pop, it comes loose. He flings it as far as he can—straight into a crumbling building.
Then he grabs the second one. It hisses and tightens its grip.
Yonji
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT!! You—! GET. OFF!!
He slams his boot against a stone pillar which shatters from the impact, and the frog finally releases its grip with a plop . Yonji doesn’t wait. He takes off again at full sprint.
He zigzags through the city, deliberately avoiding a direct path to the colosseum. He does not want to deal with them again, especially while he’s in there.
Eventually, he spots a mostly intact stone house with a sturdy-looking door. Yonji takes a gamble and slips inside.
He got lucky that it was unlocked in the first place. He slams the door shut behind him, and braces it with his back, breath held. The room is dark, save for faint blue light leaking in through cracked boards over the windows.
Outside, he hears the frogs rush past in a thunderous croaking blur. Their collective shadow floods by the house like a grotesque tide. He stands anxiously still. Then silence.
Out of relief, he slowly exhales the breath he didn’t realise he’d been holding.
The next breath he takes nearly floors him.
The stench hits like a punch in the gut. The stink of the room is thick, wet, and overwhelming. Yonji reels, yanking his cape up to cover his nose and mouth. He’s no stranger to corpses having waded through battlefields, knee-deep in the dead. But this is different. This smells wrong .
It smells rotten—diseased.
As his eyes adjust to the dim blue gloom of the house, he catches sight of an unfortunate chap in the middle of the room—a gladiator, judging by the shredded armour and the bulk of him—sprawled on the floor. He is most likely a regular combatant of the Donquixote family’s bloody games.
When Yonji tries to identify the corpse, he simply can’t. Instead, he notices details that he didn’t want to see—the dead man’s mouth is agape, eyes glazed white, and his skin bloated and crusted with sickly, yellow boils. The open sores are oozing with thick pus.
Yonji gags, stumbling back a step.
Yonji
What the fuck happened to you…?
Looking up, he realises that he doesn’t want to know.
Another body lies twisted across a couch, swollen like a rotting fruit. Two more slump lifelessly over a dining table, mouths hanging open, tongues black and stretched. One is draped grotesquely over the staircase like a broken puppet. A few others hang limply over the second-floor railing above him… dripping.
It’s on all of them—the boils, the pus, the stink. And he is surrounded.
A cold sweat breaks over Yonji and he backs up fast, heart hammering, bile rising—he needs out .
Yonji
Nope. Nope. NOPE! Fuck that!
He bolts for the door, flings it open, and sprints like hell out of the plague house but that sickly smell still clings to his nose. His mind is screaming .
Yonji
FUCKIN’ HELL, NIJI!!! There is something seriously WRONG with you!
He doesn’t know how much he runs and how long for. He just knows that he needs to get away—far, far away—from all that mess. The grotesque images replay behind his eyes like a fever dream. He barrels past more corpses in the streets which certainly don’t help. He forces himself not to look.
The frogs haven’t given up either. Every time he thinks he’s shaken them, they catch his trail again—bursting out of sewers, crawling over rooftops, squeezing through cracks in walls like some pink hive-minded curse.
By the time he skids to a stop, panting, disoriented, he realises he’s wandered into the middle of town. A few buildings here are still standing, barely touched by fire or collapse. For now, at least, it’s quiet.
He figures it’s best to get his bearings while he has the chance so he doesn’t turn into a directionally challenged mosshead like his blonde brother’s boyfriend. He makes a plan to jump up the tallest standing structure that he can find to come up with a route to jump across rooftops in order to avoid plagued bodies and unwanted frog swarms. He hopes that the unnatural dark clouds won’t get too much in the way.
He spots a nearby church with a tall belltower. The roof is mostly gone and the structure partly destroyed, but it should still hold his weight if he lands right at the tip where the large golden bell still hangs. The height should also offer him some sanctuary from the hungry frogs.
Just as he’s about to launch into the air, he freezes when he hears cries for help—children.
Yonji
Oh, HELL NO.
He immediately looks around. No children should have been left behind in this war. He’s instantly angered that the town didn’t send them away after Niji’s warning, and even more furious at his own brother for actually exposing them to danger. He hears sobbing and quickly tracks it to the inside of the church. He opens the double doors and steps inside.
Blue light spills through the stained glass windows, painting the large space in colourful hues. Some of the prayer benches are toppled and broken, but most of the interior looks intact. The altar is clean, like someone still bothered to dust it, maybe even reinforced it, despite the missing roof.
Then he sees it. Right up the steps where a ceremonial table should be, there’s an open metal cage, just sitting there front and center. Thick electrical cables are attached to it, trailing off into makeshift holes in the floor. The cage is tall—enough that he could walk through it standing—and it is deep.
Inside the cage, at the very far end, he sees them.
Several children, chained and crying. They look hurt, exhausted, and scared out of their minds.
It’s a trap. Yonji knows it. Still, he walks toward it.
As he gets closer, he notices the extra layer of fine metallic mesh wrapped around the cage. There's no doubt about it now—this was made specifically to hold him. He figures it's meant to keep him from extending his winch fingers from the inside.
Yonji stops just short of the open cage door, noticing the chains around the children’s ankles—too short to let them reach the exit. They flinch at the sound of his footsteps. When they look up at him, their eyes are red and wet with fear.
He softens immediately. Bending down, he lifts the mouthpiece of his helmet just enough to show part of his face. His expression is gentle, and his voice calm and soothing.
Yonji
Hey… it’s okay, it's okay. I’m here to help.
The kids huddle together. When he moves to step inside the cage, they scream.
Child 1
N—no, don’t!
Yonji stops.
Child 2
This is a trap, mister!!
He exhales slowly, staying composed to keep the kids from panicking more.
Yonji
What happened to you? Where are your parents?
Child 3
Those bad guys at the colosseum kidnapped us when we were trying to leave the island…. We don’t know where our mums and dads are….
Child 4
They killed them.
Child 3
Shut up!! They’re not dead!!!
Child 4
…There was so much screaming….
Yonji flinches at the thought. After a hesitant pause, he reluctantly asks.
Yonji
…What did they want with you?
Child 1
You’re one of the guys from the news, right?
They kept us here so they could catch you or the cool superhero lady…
His brow twitches. So Reiju had already been here. He wonders how in the world she’s managed to overtake him during his travels, and why he wasn’t able to see her at some point. He was certain that he had a good head start. He sighs. There’s no time to think about that now. He offers a small smile.
Yonji
Any ideas how I can get you out?
Voice
I wouldn’t bother… Yonji.
He freezes. A gun barrel comes into view, pointed directly on the side of his face. Judging by how violently the children are shaking, the person holding it is right behind him.
Yonji
…You know I’m bulletproof, right?
Voice
Yes, but they aren’t.
Yonji
Tch.
Voice
Get in. Nice and slow.
He raises his hands, showing he’s not going to resist. Slowly, he stands and steps inside the cage. A metallic bang sounds behind him and the door locks shut. He turns around, and sure enough, the voice belongs to someone familiar.
Yonji
Baby 6.
Baby 5
IT’S BABY 5, YOU ASS!
Aboard the Polar Tang, in one of Law's cold surgery rooms, there is a knock on the door.
Law
Come in.
Niji, in his wheelchair, tentatively swings the door open but doesn’t enter. He spots Law seated at a desk, reviewing medical charts and prints from his last brain scan. Law sets them aside and swivels around to face him. Niji grimaces at the sight.
Law
About time.
Niji
Ugh. Are we doing this again? There’s no time for that. I’m only here because Ichiji dragged my ass.
Law
Your last scan was four days ago. That’s too long a gap in between. We need to be doing this every day.
Niji
Tch.
Law
And why are you wearing your helmet? I can’t use my ability to scan your head because of all the seastones in it.
Niji
You know we’re running low on the raw condensed ones. I am not taking this off until we get to Fish-Man Island. Also I was told this was just a physical, nothing more.
Unless this takes five minutes or less, I’m out.
Niji starts to pull the door shut.
Law
Wait.
Niji smirks, holding the door open with a smug look. Law exhales sharply in defeat.
Law
Have it your way. But I’ll need ten minutes.
Niji
…Make it six.
Law
Just get your ass in here. The more we argue about it, the more time this will take.
Niji
Fine.
Niji wheels himself inside and closes the door behind him. He’s been through a few of Law’s examinations already, so he heads straight for the medical bed as expected of him. He hoists himself up and shifts a little to get comfortable, letting his thighs hang off the side.
Law taps the transponder snail on his desk. It rings until it’s picked up on the other end. As he waits, he tidies up the medical charts on his desk.
Law
Penguin, can you come in here for a sec?
Penguin
Sure, Captain!
Niji
Woah, woah, woah—I said this before. I don’t want anyone else in the room for this shit.
Law hangs up without responding, unfazed.
Law
You said you wanted this done quickly. I need assistance.
Niji grumbles in annoyance, crossing his arms and looking away.
A few moments later, Penguin walks in.
Penguin
Oh, hey! Finally doing this, Mr. Regent Sir?
Niji
Don’t start. And don’t call me that.
Law
Penguin, sit in Niji-ya’s chair over there.
Penguin
…Oookay?
Niji
What?
Law
Just do it. I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t necessary.
Niji rolls his eyes, still unsure what Law is planning. Penguin pulls the wheelchair into position, facing both of them, then sits down.
Law flicks his wrist upward.
Law
Room.
The familiar blue shimmer of Law’s orb expands from his hand then over the space.
Law
Shambles.
In an instant, Niji’s legs from upper thighs down are swapped with Penguin’s—pants and all—then the blue glow fades away. Penguin doesn’t look especially bothered, used to being part of Law’s odd experiments, but Niji is livid. Penguin’s legs look noticeably shorter than his former ones, and his stumps have been swapped without permission.
Niji
What the hell, Law?!
Law ignores him coolly.
Law
Penguin, leave the room. Come back in five and I'll swap them back.
Penguin
Okay, Captain!
…Huh. This feels weird.
Without question, Penguin wheels out of the room using Niji’s chair. Niji can practically feel the veins in his forehead pop in anger.
Niji
Oi! Where are you taking my legs and my chair?!
He’s about to shout more protests, but Penguin shuts the door behind him.
Law finally rises from his seat and walks over. Niji snarls up at him, but Law remains calm, looking down at him with quiet intensity.
Law
Walk.
Niji stills. He stares up at Law in shock, mouth agape.
Law
You keep saying that you’re fine.
So, walk.
Niji
This is humiliating. These aren’t my legs to begin with. Our—
Law
Your clones building you the perfect replacements in your lab doesn’t mean a thing if you can’t use them.
If you can’t walk, then you have to admit that you’ve got a problem.
If you can, I’ll never bug you about this ever again.
I’ll say it one more time— walk .
Niji scoffs, clearly offended.
Niji
Fine, fine. If that’ll get you off my back forever….
He shifts to hop down from the medical bed—only to realize he can’t move his lower legs. His brows knit together in concern. He pauses and tries to force it, frustration escalating as nothing keeps happening. He wonders if he should even feel anything —his toes, his feet, his calves—but nothing.
Law
…Any time now.
Niji
It’s been a fuckin’ while, okay?! Give me a sec!
He pushes through the rising panic, and decides to just go for it, hopping off the bed—only to stumble immediately.
Before he hits the floor, Law catches him.
Niji
G—Get off me!
He shoves Law away and hits the floor with a hard thud. Then he just sits there, eyes wide, heart pounding so violently it drowns out everything else. His hands begin to tremble. He doesn’t remember when it got hard to breathe through his nose.
Something’s not right. Temporary as the legs may be, he should be feeling something—a twitch, a tingle, anything.
Law carefully watches Niji’s worsening distressed state. He sighs and straightens up.
Law
This is a lot worse than we feared.
I couldn’t find anything wrong on your previous scans, so whatever’s happening might be degenerative—and it’s progressing fast.
It might have reached your spine.
Niji’s mouth drops agape, he stares up at Law, the dread sinking in.
Niji
That’s… impossible . Our bodies were designed to be immune to such things.
Law
Then I would take extreme caution, Niji-ya.
Whatever happened to you in Doflamingo's prison may have messed you up more than you think. And dying for a prolonged period didn’t help.
You might not feel pain like a normal human because of your modifications—but that’s not a good thing.
It means you don’t know when something’s seriously wrong. And it’ll just keep getting worse if you don’t let me manage it. And if you don’t take proper rest.
Niji
Don’t you get it? There’s no time for that.
Law
Then your condition will get worse and you will die for good. This time, I won’t be able to bring you back.
Niji’s eyes widen in horror.
There is a soft knock at the door. When Law and Niji turn their heads, the door is already slightly open, and Zoro is leaning against the frame, holding a small cloth bag. Never taking his eyes off Niji, he lets himself in quietly and shuts the door behind him with a quiet click. He leans his back against the door to make sure no one else can open it.
Niji narrows his eyes at him.
Niji
…How long have you been standing there?
Zoro
Penguin didn’t shut the door properly.
Niji
How long , swordsman?
Zoro
Long enough….
Niji groans painfully and runs a hand down his face in frustration, shaking his head.
Niji
What do you want?
Zoro
You sent me on a mission at the port, then told me to come down here straight away… remember?
Niji
Oh… right.
Zoro
Here.
Zoro casually throws the bag of new condensed seastones that he had stolen off some nobles at the wealthy town where they briefly stopped at. Niji catches it with ease and nods in gratitude. He opens his mouth to say something—but no words come out.
He just stares at the bag, too overwhelmed, too lost in thought.
The room falls into a long, tense silence. After a moment, Niji sighs and stuffs the bag into his shirt pocket. Law clears his throat.
Law
Niji-ya, we will need to do some extensive work on you as soon as we reach Fish-Man Island.
I don’t have the proper equipment onboard to perform neurosurgery on a modified body like yours, but you might have what we need in one of your bigger labs. In the meantime, I will do my best to keep you as stable as possible. But you really need to take it easy. I cannot emphasize that enough.
Niji tries to respond but his thoughts keep reeling back to what Law just said.
There's no use in lying to himself and clinging to false hope. He knows his body better than most, and he understands the science too well to deny what’s happening. Everything clicked in place—the memory loss, the unexpected outbursts and, now, the lack of bodily control and sensation. If whatever’s afflicting him is progressing this quickly, then things could spiral out of control at any moment.
He tries to absorb the fact that his time is limited.
He knows it. Law knows it. And Zoro probably knows it too.
So the two of them give Niji space. They let him sit with it for a moment, for as long as he needs.
After a length of heavy silence, he finally speaks. His voice is low and tired, like something in him just gave way.
Niji
Law, I can’t rest right now. Not when we finally heard that Yonji was last seen near the borders of Dressrosa.
Law
…I knew you’d say that.
Niji
….But I will, just a little bit, as soon as I know that he and Cosette are safe, alright?
On top of that, there's still so much work to be done….
Law
You mean deciphering the artefact, bringing Sanji-ya back, and making sure the entire fleet reaches Ryugu Kingdom in one piece—all while simultaneously trying to figure out a way to give yourself and your other siblings permanent emotions?
Zoro
Then there’s still Doflamingo to deal with… plus Fukaboshi wanting to let him go.
Niji
Yeah, great, thanks guys. I appreciate it all suddenly getting piled up and mentioned after getting told that I’m dying.
Zoro and Law
…Sorry.
Law
Niji-ya, remember what our Mr. Prince-ya said—you’re not alone in this. You need to start dividing responsibility.
Niji
I—I don’t know….
Law
What, afraid that people will get it wrong?
As a captain, delegating is a skill I needed to learn. You’re a regent now. You have to pick it up fast.
Zoro
He’s right. Trust your people, and they’ll rise to meet you. You keep trying to shoulder everything, and you’ll pop.
Surprisingly, Niji feels a little steadier after hearing their sound advice. Not that he was happy about it but his heart eases, and the tremble in his hands fades. He has tried his best not to add any more responsibility to others, especially to Reiju and Ichiji, afraid that he would lose them too.
Niji
I really must be losing my mind. Because you idiots make sense.
Zoro and Law
HEY!
Zoro
We’re trying to help you, you ungrateful bastard!
Law
See where you end up if we just toss you overboard.
Niji lets out a scoff, part insult, part laugh. A weak smile tugs at the corner of his mouth. There is another pause, a hesitant one, before he finally adds.
Niji
And, you two… not a word about this to anyone. Not yet anyway…. Are we clear?
Zoro and Law exchange a look. Neither responds, but the silence speaks enough.
Back inside the ruined church in Dressrosa, Baby 5 yanks on a chain, lifting the cage that holds Yonji and the restrained children until it dangles high above the floor. Yonji growls and grips two bars, ready to pull them apart.
Baby 5
Ah-ah! I wouldn’t do that.
The whole thing’s rigged. You mess with it, and it’ll fry everyone in there with a high-voltage shock.
Yonji freezes. The kids behind him whimper in fear and beg him to stop. He hesitates, then scans the cage—eyes narrowing when he spots the tangle of electrical cords twisted around the metal frames. He grits his teeth and glares down at her.
Yonji
You’re sick. Is this really what you’ve come down to? Using children to your advantage in war? You know how I feel about this!
Baby 5
Hey! I’m not the one who wrecked everything on this island!
When I heard that you were on your way here solo, I figured this would get to you. You always did have a soft spot for the youngins. Besides, if only you had accepted my proposal back then, maybe things would have been different. I mean… look at you now.
Unless…you’ve only come down here to tell me that you’ve had a change of heart…?
Yonji
You’re sick , Baby 5. SICK! You’re probably the only girl out there not worthy of the Vinsmoke family nosebleed!
Baby 5 gasps, slapping a hand over her mouth in shock, offended beyond words.
Baby 5
You take that back!
Yonji
NEVER!
Child 2
YEAH! Who would marry you?!
Child 1
You’re a mean monster!!
Yonji
GO ON! TELL HER!
Feeling particularly brave and uplifted in Yonji’s presence, the children stick their tongues out with him at Baby 5, blow childish raspberries—splattering spit, ridiculous scrunched up faces and all—and start booing her way in perfect unison.
Baby 5 growls in annoyance, whips around, and storms a few steps away while pulling out a cigarette with shaky fingers. She lights it, then grabs a transponder snail from her pocket.
Baby 5
Buffalo, I got him! Come down and pick us up. I’ve just had enough of this asshole.
A garbled mess of static and panic answers back. Yonji can’t make out the words, but Buffalo’s tone is frantic.
Baby 5
What do you mean you’re compromised?! It’s just him!
…
What are you talking about? We’re not even too far from the colosseum. It should just take a minute to—
From outside the building, they hear sounds of rapid-fire gunshots, then a sound of an aircraft noisily passing by. Everyone looks up through the shattered roof just in time to see Buffalo flying overhead—his propellers still spinning, but his smoke-covered body spiraling out of control. Baby 5’s mouth drops in shock as they watch his figure out of sight. Sure enough, they hear a fiery crash somewhere nearby.
Baby 5
Buffalo!!
Baby 5 darts toward the exit, but the double doors burst open before she can reach them—slammed wide by a booted foot. Smoke from the explosion billows in behind the intruder, cloaking their form. When the smog clears, Yonji’s jaw drops.
There’s no doubt that this person is wearing their own Raid Suit. Her maroon top is cut like a chef’s uniform paired with a complementing white skirt and matching boots. She wears a similar colourless cape like Ichiji’s, but instead of a number, there are crisp drawings of kitchen knives on the side. Thick white armor wraps her forearms, pocked with nozzle-like holes that hint at built-in weaponry. Secured around her chest is bandolier, but instead of the usual ammo and grenades that soldiers have at the ready, it holds neatly organized spice vials of various colours.
The ensemble is impressive, but to Yonji, the most eye-catching part of her outfit is the weapon in her hands—a massive gatling gun, shaped like a giant pepper grinder.
Yonji’s nose drips blood. In his mind, he thinks—there’s no fuckin’ way…
Children
It’s the cool superhero lady!
Yonji
COSETTE?!?
Cosette steps into the church with a wide grin like she owns the place. Now closer, Yonji realizes that she’s wearing their brand of Germa headphones with wing-like antennas and… a close replica of Niji’s goggles.
She doesn’t waste time. Before Baby 5 can even react, Cosette opens fire. The barrel of the pepper gun starts spinning and bullets shaped like oversized peppercorns tear through the air. The church erupts with chaos as pews, statues, and columns explode into splinters and rubble. As the peppercorns explode on impact, the air gets filled in a sharp but sweet aroma.
Baby 5 screams, diving and dodging across the wreckage as Cosette chases her with relentless firepower. She’s also screaming at the top of her lungs, but from the shrill thrill of it all.
Yonji and the children can only watch in awe.
Yonji and Children
So… COOL!
The kids cheer wildly, hope lighting up their faces. Yonji is still processing what’s happening in front of him—nose properly bleeding now but he’s completely oblivious to it.
Baby 5 scrambles behind a thick marble column, but Cosette doesn’t let up. With mechanical precision, she shifts her aim upward—circling her shots around the weakened ceiling directly above her target.
A chunk of ceiling and debris rains down, burying Baby 5 beneath it.
The pepper gun whirs into silence as Cosette stops firing. She releases a breath, and calmly walks to the center of the ruined church while reloading. She looks up at the cage overhead, flashing a triumphant smile.
Cosette
Psst, Master Yonji! Look—it’s me!
Yonji blinks down innocently at her. All the children crowd around him, eyes wide in curiosity as she lifts her goggles, revealing her full freckled face and a bright grin.
Yonji
Holy shit—it is you! Hi!
Cosette
Language, Sir! There are children!
Yonji
Oop—!
The kids immediately erupt into giggles, some of them parroting his “holy shit” in exaggerated, mocking tones.
Children
"Holy shiiit!"
"Hooo-ly shit!"
Yonji turns red as they laugh harder, clearly delighted by their own cheekiness. Still, he's relieved to see them smiling. They have hope again. It’s not something usually seen in the middle of a warzone—from children no less.
Yonji
No, no! You can only use bad words when you grow up, alright?
Child 1
...But what if it’s against bad people? Like that other lady?
Yonji
…I will allow it.
Cosette
Sir!
Yonji
Oh, come on! They’ve been through hell! They’re allowed to be angry!
Cosette
Are you guys okay? Did she hurt you?
Yonji
I’m fine, but the kids….
Cosette, see if there’s a safe way to get us out. The cage is rigged from tampering.
Cosette
Yes, Sir!
She glances around, studying the metal cage and its attached cables for any weaknesses. Yonji watches her, then his tongue just slips out of nowhere.
Yonji
You uh… you look so cool right now, Cosette.
Children
SO COOL! SO VERY COOL!!
Cosette
Aww! You flatter me!
She spins gracefully, her cape and skirt catching the air in a dramatic swirl. With perfect poise, she lands in a bold fighting stance, her oversized gun resting on her shoulders like a prop from an action film. Yonji stares, completely floored. Blood drips from his nose but he’s unaware of it.
Cosette
Do you like it? Master Niji and I designed it together. The clones built it in a day!
Yonji
I… y—yeah, I like it….
Child 1
Oh hey, mister! You’re bleeding!
Yonji
Ack—!
He feels his face go hot and scrambles to wipe his nose clean with the dark side of his cape, doing his best to hide the evidence.
Cosette
Master Niji really went all out! I got some fun tricks I want to show! But first, let’s get you all out—
Baby 5
I don’t… think so….
Baby 5 shoves rubble off her battered bruised body, gritting her teeth. Her breathing is ragged, but she forces herself to stand, trembling and glaring daggers at Cosette.
Baby 5
You…! Is this some kind of a joke?! You’re with him?!?
Cosette opens her mouth to correct her, but Yonji interjects quickly.
Yonji
Cosette, be careful! She’s a Devil Fruit user that can turn her body parts into weapons. If you tear her limbs off, she’ll just reform again!
Cosette
Thank you, Sir! In that case….
She gently sets her pepper gun on the ground, then steps forward, placing herself squarely between the cage and Baby 5. Her stance shifts—fists raised and feet planted firm. Yonji recognises it—it’s a basic form they teach to new recruits. It’s a common style of fighting for soldiers, but it’s strong.
Cosette
Looks like I’ll have to do this the old-fashioned way.
Baby 5
HAH!! Aren’t you their cook wench?! I’m the ultimate weapons master, bitch! You can’t beat me!!!
Cosette’s smile beams in confidence. Wearing goggles that closely resemble Niji's pair, she almost looks just as smug as him when he knows that he’s going to win a fight no matter what.
Cosette
Try me.
Baby 5 snarls and thrusts both arms forward, morphing them into a pair of Uzis.
Baby 5
This is what real weapons look like! Not some oversized pepper shaker!!
Yonji
COSETTE!!!
Baby 5 begins firing towards her, and Yonji and the children have no choice but to stare down and watch helplessly.
Cosette doesn’t flinch. As the bullets fly, she yanks her cape up and shields herself. The gunfire pelts the fabric and bounces harmlessly off, clattering to the ruined church floor.
Baby 5 keeps the pressure going, but when she notices that her uzis aren’t doing anything, she changes her arms into assault rifles, swapping scattered shots for more focused firepower.
She tries again but her efforts are futile, so Baby 5 transforms one of her legs into a long gatling gun. She fires and screams with rage, bullets flying in a relentless stream. Still Cosette stands firm, her armored cape holding fast.
Finally, Baby 5’s assault sputters out. She drops her gun leg, staggering, sweat-soaked and panting.
Cosette peeks over her arm and gives her a sly, wicked smile.
Yonji's nose keeps bleeding from watching their chef in action, but he doesn't care at this point, letting it drip away messily to the floor of the cage freely.
Yonji
COSETTE, YOU GOT THE BULLETPROOF CAPE TOO?! FUCK YEAH!!!
Children
FUCK YEAH!
Cosette
Sir!
Yonji
ACK—!
Psst… kids, I’ll let you swear to cheer her on, but keep it down or else I’ll get in trouble.
In the quietest voice they can muster…
Children
….Fuck yeah…!
Cosette
I HEARD that!
Baby 5
Since you’re CLEARLY so attached to them—!
Baby 5 swings her leg-gun towards Yonji and the children.
Cosette
NO—!
In an instant, Yonji moves. He pulls the children close, wrapping his winch arms around them to shield their small bodies beneath his cape with his back to the threat without hesitation. He holds them tight against his chest, bracing for impact.
As if time itself had slowed down, Baby 5 readies to fire but before she can, a blur of motion cuts through the air.
Cosette’s fist collides with Baby 5’s face in a brutal arc with force amplified by her jet-boosted Raid Boots. The impact twists Baby 5 midair, her cheek grotesquely contorted by the blow as she’s launched across the church. She smashes through pillars and crashes hard against the far wall, cracking a deep crater into it on impact, and her figure falls limply onto the floor.
All the children gasp—a mix of disbelief and amazement. Yonji turns his gaze and looks down on Cosette.
Yonji
WHAT?! How are you so strong?!
Cosette
Behold…
She steps forward, wind catching her cape, hair ruffled dramatically, goggles gleaming as she strikes a textbook heroic pose. It’s straight out of every cliché superhero vids that Yonji loves so much—the drama, the flair, the very energy of it. Cosette is very much a Vinsmoke at this point.
Cosette
The power of Raid Suit!
Children
AAHHH!!! OUR HERO!!!
Yonji stares in complete awe as his mouth drops open and eyes turn into hearts, then screams with the children, cheering her on. That nosebleed just keeps flowing out.
Baby 5
If this is how you want to play this…!
With a furious cry, she morphs her top half into a sharp blade, taking the shape of her Espada Girl form. She runs to a full sprint and launches herself at Cosette who crosses her armoured forearms to block, bracing just in time as the force of the attack sends her sliding back across the floor, heels scraping against the surface.
Baby 5 breaks through her guard with a brutal kick, forcing Cosette to stumble. In a blink, Baby 5 drops her Espada Girl form to transform both arms into twin sais. The two clash in a flurry of movement. Cosette meets Baby 5’s strikes head-on, exchanging blow for blow.
Yonji watches—eyes transfixed, and breath held in suspense. There’s something in her style that seems familiar… then it kicks in.
Cosette fights like his eldest brother—deliberate, grounded, focused and calculated. He stares in disbelief, wondering where in the world she learned to fight like that.
Still, Baby 5’s superior experience starts to show. She moves faster, more aggressively, pushing Cosette back. Cosette parries, her gloved hands redirecting the attacks with practiced precision, never once dropping her gaze from her opponent. Baby 5 clearly has the upper hand, but Yonji can tell that Cosette is closely studying her opponent—every feint, every step, and every twitch of her body. She’s learning.
Suddenly, there’s a flash of steel as Baby 5 manages to cut Cosette across her cheek.
Yonji
Watch out!
Before she can react, Baby 5 sweeps low and trips her. Cosette crashes to the floor, breath knocked from her lungs. Baby 5 towers over her, sais raised high to deliver a killing blow.
Yonji and Children
NO!!!
Cosette quickly aims one of her armoured wrists, aligning its nozzle-like holes toward her opponent, and braces it with her other hand.
Cosette
Sanji-gun!
A burst of vivid red and yellow blasts out of her wrists and hits Baby 5 square in the face—she stumbles back with a shriek, flailing through the blinding colors, her eyes teary and barely able to keep them open. She coughs violently, staggering, trying to clear her air passage desperately. As the particles settle, Yonji squints and notices that the red are rose petals and the yellow are thick pollen.
Yonji
…What!
Still on the floor, Cosette calmly unholsters a vial with pink spice from her bandolier and slots it into a groove on her forearm.
Cosette
Reiju-gun!
A volley of tiny darts pierces Baby 5’s arms. The reaction is immediate—her scream is raw, and her sai-arms uncontrollably shift back to normal, limp from the searing poison.
Baby 5
I—I’m not… done yet…!
Fighting through the pain, she grits her teeth and morphs her leg into a gatling gun once more, spraying wildly. Cosette flips back to dodge. Her final kick sends her up high.
In midair, she reloads—slotting red spice into one wrist, and a blue one into the other.
Baby 5 takes a running leap and transforms her whole body into a missile, heading dangerously her way.
Baby 5
THIS ENDS NOW!!
Cosette
Ichi-gun!! Niji-gun!!
Cosette brings both arms together, bracing them at the wrists. From the junction, a swirling cone of plasma erupts—fire roaring from one side, electricity crackling from the other.
The combined blast tears through the air in a spiral of searing light, colliding with Baby 5’s incoming missile form. The explosion rips through the air, and the resulting shockwave rocks the entire church, making the cage holding Yonji and the children sway. The ruins light up in a violent flash of red and blue.
Yonji and the children are enraptured. He stares at her in pure amazement. In his eyes, for some reason, she’s surrounded by sparkling stars—the explosion’s blast shining bright and fiery behind her. She looks positively glowing.
Cosette lands on her feet gracefully, barely ruffled. Her flowing white cape makes her look like an angel with wings. Fitting, Yonji thinks. They’re in a church, and the very heavens itself had blessed them by sending down this virtuous guardian angel.
Child 3
H—hey, mister! Are you okay?!
Child 2
You’ve gone all grey!!
Yonji feels lightheaded. He wobbles, knees buckling, and slumps forwards against the cage—nosebleed gushing out of his nose uncontrollably, borderline critical.
Yonji
I’m going to die. This is how I’m actually going to die. Tell my brothers and sister that I really tried, but this is the end of the line for me.
Children
WHAT?!?
Truthfully, he’s not sure if he can make it to Corrida Colosseum alive if his nose keeps bleeding the way it does. After all these years, it would really be a shame if this is actually how he goes—not from the horrors of this hellscape island nor in the hands of their enemies, but from watching Cosette in this new light.
But if this is the view he gets to see in his final moments, maybe he’s okay with it.
He manages to whisper under his breath with a weak voice.
Yonji
I really should have written a will.
Child 1
Stop talking like that! You’re freaking us out!!
Child 3
You’re bleeding everywhere! What is happening?!
Yonji
If I die, tell my sister not to throw out my Sogeking action figures. They’re worth a lot.
Child 2
Sogeking…? The… toys?
Yonji
THEY’RE NOT TOYS! THEY’RE PRICELESS COLLECTIBLES!
Cosette quickly changes her ammo with two fresh green vials. They click into place, one on each arm.
As if his heart hasn’t been through enough already, Yonji feels his breath catch. His excitement builds. It’s his .
Weakly, Baby 5’s body shifts back into human form before she can hit the ground. Cosette braces herself on one knee and aims her other arm upward.
Cosette
And… YONJI-GUN!!!
Twin coils of metal burst from both of Cosette’s wrists, wrapping around Baby 5 like sentient vines. With a tight spin of her full body, she lifts Baby 5 in a furious whirlwind and hurls her like a comet.
Baby 5 crashes through the weakened church ceiling, shrieking as she’s launched far, far away.
They watch her soar, a distant silhouette against the dark sky… then a final twinkle. The coils of metal retract back into Cosette’s arm as she takes a moment to catch her breath and watch her enemy disappear for good.
Yonji and the children are stunned into silence, jaw dropped low, just staring at Cosette. After a brief pause, they all leap up at once, fists in the air, screaming their heads off, the cage shakes side to side violently.
Child 1
CAN WE CURSE NOW?!
Yonji
YES!
Cosette
NO!!!
Cosette finally exhales, removes her goggles, and wipes the sweat and dirt off her cheeks. She looks disappointed.
Cosette
I uh… meant to detain her. Sorry, Sir.
She sighs in sheepish defeat, but then turns her face upward—smiling gently at Yonji and the children.
And in that moment, Yonji’s knows he’s in trouble.
It hits him too hard, too fast—and suddenly, all the painful memories come back. The bitter tension with Niji, and the several near fallouts with him in the past. It’s one of the reasons he doesn’t like coming home, and the reason he doesn’t like feeling.
Not again.
He can’t do this again.
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Bonus Art - Cosette's full body and design
Chapter Text
After managing to safely lower and open the cage holding Yonji and the children, Cosette wastes no time calling in Germa clone reinforcements. They arrive swiftly at the ruined church, providing additional protection against any outside threats and tending to the children’s wounds. They’ve also presented them with clean decent clothes to replace their tattered ones.
The plan she and Yonji agreed on is simple but sound—while they carry out their mission at Corrida Colosseum, the clones will keep the children safe within the fortified church, administer first aid, and, once stable, escort them to Green Bit where Germa troops have established a secure base of operations. With the help of the Tontatta Tribe, who they recently discovered and liberated from Doflamingo’s enslavement, they’ve repurposed the island as a refuge for Dressrosa’s displaced citizens before their relocation to temporary housing, and as a holding site for captured enemies.
Several clones stand guard at the church’s double doors, keeping watch for any ravenous bugs, mutated frogs, and other potential threats. Niji had already briefed their troops on the best ways to detect and deter his engineered torments, and from the looks of it, the clones are well prepared.
Cosette takes it upon herself to help Yonji back into fighting shape. She mentions that she, along with everyone else, has been expecting his arrival ever since Niji’s broadcast was aired. She’s even been carrying around a spare blood pack just in case he ends up needing a transfusion if he gets ambushed by attractive women like Baby 5.
He wills himself not to confess that he's in this pathetic state all because of her.
While the clones care for the children, taking over most of the remaining clear space within the church, Yonji and Cosette tuck themselves into a quiet corner near the confession boxes. They sit comfortably on one of the few prayer benches that somehow survived Cosette and Baby 5’s fight. During his treatment, Cosette gives Yonji an upgraded Raid Suit—one that his ever-protective brother Niji specifically designed to get him through his road-to-redemption mission in Dressrosa. Finally, after years of unpleasant (and some completely ridiculous) experiments from his blue-haired brother, the fruits of that labor—and Yonji being the resident guinea pig—have paid off.
However, learning that Niji had worked to the bone in making sure that his forces—including the clones, Cosette and himself—have the best chance of success and survival for their mission in Dressrosa makes it worse that his old feelings for their beloved chef are beginning to resurface.
Cosette
Sir… there's something Master Niji specifically asked me to do. I’m not sure you’ll like it.
Yonji
…Yeah?
Cosette
…He told me to make sure you eat this….
Cosette procures a condensed seastone from her pocket. Yonji blinks at it and frowns. It seems like Niji still doesn't have full trust in him to keep his headgear on.
Cosette
Master Niji said to keep several on hand to last the entire mission and the trip back.
I've been told it gives you emotions without having to wear your helmet. Is that right?
Yonji
Yeah…. And having emotions is the only thing stopping us from taking Doflamingo’s side while Sanji’s contract is still intact.
Give it here.
When Cosette hands it over, he ingests it without question, but feels disheartened about his brother's unspoken mistrust in him. Sure that his emotions will remain, he removes his helmet to save himself the heavy weight on his head. He sets it aside. It seems like he won't need it for the rest of the day. Cosette blinks at him in astonishment, looking at him up and down with her jaw dropped.
Yonji
…What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Cosette
…O—oh, sorry, Sir! I didn’t mean to stare!
Just that… this news about an alternative way for you to get emotions is new to me. I’ve only ever seen your whole head when you don’t have feelings. You always looked… cold. This is a nice change!
Yonji fixes his disheveled hair that was messed up from the helmet.
Yonji
Huh. I hadn’t considered that.
Those stones are extremely rare, so we’ve been told to only use it for something important. I guess now’s as good a time as any. It doesn’t last long. Niji says the effects should be active for at least twenty-four hours but we try not to stretch it.
As he explained, Cosette gets started on Yonji’s blood transfusion. Maybe it's the lightheadedness but he really tries not to look too closely at her gentle features as she secures the blood pack around his shoulders. Her cute, freckled skin glows softly under the shifting blues of the stained-glass light. It's been a while since he got to sit with her this close. He sees a couple of wrinkles at the corners of her eyes and lips but the age just makes her somehow more alluring. Yonji blinks and tears his gaze away, fixing his eyes forcefully on the Raid Suit canister in his hand in a desperate attempt to distract himself.
The can’s colour is still green but has an iridescent shine. It's heavier and feels sturdier which is a lot to say, considering how solid the original already was. It certainly feels like an upgrade, probably a reflection of whatever Niji put into it. When he turns it in his hand, he sees the label “4.2”.
Yonji finds the label amusing. It works in two ways—both to say it’s the official second version of his Raid Suit, and the “2” makes it feel like it’s been signed by Niji himself.
Cosette carefully rolls up his sleeve and gently injects the needle into his arm. She’s closer now, and her hands are warm and delicate. The scent of her hair is soft and comforting, a welcome sensation after the horrors Yonji has witnessed on his way here. She’s a blessing in contrast to the nightmare around them—an angel in a shattered chapel, arriving to the rescue in their time of need.
He steals a glance at the cut on her cheek—blood dried now, but still needing to be cleaned and dressed to avoid infection. He’ll have to remember to help her with it afterwards. Then his gaze trails to the small nick on her lip. He leans in ever so slightly, drawn to her without meaning to, wondering if the cut hurts her at all.
Then he blinks, clears his throat and straightens up.
He has to remind himself that Cosette is Niji’s girl. Committed or not, everyone knows it. They’ve never made it official, but their love shows in a thousand other ways—and it’s strong and timeless. Yonji knows this. He’s already done enough to hurt his older brother. He refuses to add to it. He refuses to complicate this.
To fill the silence that now feels unbearable, he starts a conversation.
Yonji
So uh… how did you learn how to fight?
Cosette
The guns or the hand-to-hand combat, Sir?
Yonji
Uh… both?
Cosette
Oh… you know… Master Ichiji.
Yonji
…What about him?
Cosette
He trained me. And we spar once in a while.
Yonji
You—WHAT?!
Cosette
Oh, don’t worry! It’s completely harmless! …For the most part. It started out just over eight years ago.
Yonji
You’ve been doing this with my brother for more than eight years and I didn’t know?!
Cosette
Your Majesty King Sanji has made a lot of enemies—too many attempted assassinations to count. Honestly, I don’t know why I didn’t start sooner. Master Ichiji and I came up with a plan to make sure I can defend myself.
Most of the time, the attackers try to sneak in through the servant quarters. I guess they think royals don’t make friends with the staff. They thought we weren’t any different.
Yonji
Huh.
I don’t mean to sound like I’m underestimating you… but with the difference in strength—are you really okay doing this with Ichiji? I mean, he’s a fully trained soldier with hardcore modifications. He’s the highest ranking officer in our army for a good reason.
Wouldn’t fighting him… hurt?
Cosette
Some bruising, sprained wrists and ankles, a couple broken ribs here and there—but nothing major!
Besides, training with Master Ichiji is actually a lot of fun! He’s a good sport. A true gentleman when it comes down to it.
Yonji
I’m sorry— “FUN” ?
…Who are you and what did you do to our beloved chef?
Cosette giggles and gently starts the transfusion. Their conversation slips into easy banter. The silence that follows doesn’t feel empty—it feels like home, familiar.
Here, in the shattered remnants of a church on a ruined island, something in both of them starts to feel just a little more whole.
Once the blood gets flowing back into his system and the lightheadedness fades, and having slightly adjusted to Cosette wearing the coolest Raid Suit ever in existence, it’s time for Yonji’s dreaded moment—he needs to treat her injuries. Luckily, she’s mostly unscathed. A couple of bandages and gauzes are applied on her arms and lower legs, then, finally, Yonji turns his attention to the cut on her cheek.
He removes his gloves for better control. He tries to steady his hands and he leans in to examine the cut on her cheek closely. Carefully, he cleans the dried blood from her skin with a cloth, then begins patching her up with quiet precision. Her eyes close as she relaxes under his touch. And Yonji, despite everything in his brain yelling at him to keep it clinical, can’t help but take in every detail—her freckles, the curve of her cheek, her cute button nose.
This was a bad idea.
He definitely should have gotten one of the clones to do this. But for some reason, his dumb monkey brain thought it just felt right that he be the one to look after her in the spur of the moment.
As he works, Cosette resumes talking—distracting him in the worst and best possible way. She talks about her temporary but massive promotion.
Her primary task in Dressrosa is to evacuate as much of its citizens as possible. And if anyone tries to stop her, she’s been authorized to detain them and, if they don’t comply peacefully, destroy them with Niji’s latest weapon designs while under protection of her new armour, no less.
It seems that this war had also dirtied her hands but she talks about it so casually, like it’s just another day in the kitchen. Then she adds, almost bashfully, that the promotion comes with a new title. “Commander Cosette,” she announces, bashfully.
Yonji felt proud and grins.
Yonji
You know I’m just a Major, right?
Cosette
Yeah… so?
Yonji
In our army, you outrank me by a mile. You’re technically my boss.
Cosette
WHA—?! A—Are you serious?!
Yonji
Don’t let the power go to your head! Next thing we know, you’ll go corrupt and start a mutiny.
Cosette
I would never!
…Wait. Does that mean I get to give you orders and you have to follow them?
Yonji
Yes, you do… Ma’am .
Cosette
HAH!
…Wait—no! Stop it , you! That feels so weird with you saying that!
Yonji
Hah! Now you know how I feel!
And look at you, already bossing me around. I told you not to let the power get to you.
…Ma’am.
Cosette
AAUUUUUGHH!
They burst into laughter, forgetting all troubles of the world around them, the tension melting as they continue their fun back-and-forth. Clone supply runners eventually deliver them their share of ration packs—not gourmet by any means, but enough to restore their strength. Yonji misses Cosette’s cooking like crazy, but he doesn’t complain. Not now—not when they’re finally sitting down together like this.
—
Much to Yonji’s dismay, Cosette suddenly switches into business mode to brief him on the mission before they head out to Corrida Colosseum. She brings him up to speed with everything in her knowledge that has occurred so far.
She explains that she already managed to locate the vault the old former Warlord had mentioned. It’s buried deep underground—way deeper than the abandoned SMILE factory. Problem was, she couldn’t reach it. The colosseum’s always packed, and security’s tight.
Niji wanted to avoid her facing danger head-on, so he had consulted with Ichiji to come up with an idea for a good distraction so Cosette could sneak into the vault without harm.
Unsurprisingly, Ichiji had a ready answer, knowing how to do just that, and turn the island upside down in the process—which is exactly what Niji desires if he fully had his way. They knew Doflamingo kept his subjects in line by turning anyone who opposed him and his family into toys, enslaving them to his will. Ichiji figured the best move was to take that power away from him.
It seems that Roronoa Zoro’s technique to use young Sanji’s food to interrogate Doflamingo worked like magic.
With more information extracted from him, Cosette and her team of clones were able to find and capture Sugar, the Hobi Hobi no Mi's current user. Her powers were disabled during the very first day of Niji’s reckoning.
Total chaos erupted within the island itself, started by toys that had reverted back to their original forms. The people who did immediately started an uprising against the Donquixote Family, while the creatures went wild and caused their own brand of mayhem. Much of the country’s initial destruction was by the locals’ own hands.
Yonji was surprised to discover that they have their own loyal supporters within the very country of Dressrosa itself who thought Niji's actions to shake things up was necessary, and that it’s about high time someone dealt with Doflamingo and his family head on. Whether or not they were accepting of the island and their homes getting practically destroyed in the process remains unknown.
Cosette
Master Niji barely lifted a finger on that first day…. They all nearly killed each other.
Yonji
So… does that mean you were able to get to the vault?
Cosette
Yes.
Unfortunately… King Sanji’s slave contract wasn’t in it.
Yonji
Shit. So Monet moved it after all? Any leads on where it could be?
Cosette
There's already a plan set in motion, Sir.
Yonji
Oh?
Cosette
Master Yonji, are you aware that Monet and Sugar are sisters?
Yonji
…They are?
Wait… if this is Ichiji's plan, I think I know where this is going.
Let me guess—there’s another reason why he insisted on capturing Sugar.
Cosette
Master Ichiji is… thorough and brutal with his tactics, Sir…. Erm… no offense. And he's not even here. He just needed information to put all the pieces together.
I mean, I heard he had a certain reputation but I didn’t believe them at the time…. He’s been nothing but kind to me. But now I’m here, following his orders… I had no idea that the truth is this… harsh .
Yonji
Yeah… that, he is. He doesn’t mess around when it comes to the family—or anyone tied to Germa.
How do you think we keep winning wars? Us, footsolders, can only take things so far.
Cosette
I—I suppose…. I’m glad I wasn’t at the spear end of things before. I think I’d be happier if I knew less.
Yonji
So it’s come down to this…. No wonder Baby 5 was so pissed.
We’re holding Sugar hostage for ransom? We’re trading her?
Cosette
Not just Sugar. We’ve got everyone else from Doflamingo’s family that we could get our hands on—Dellinger, Lao G, Diamante…
Yonji
Shit. Those are some big names, Cosette.
And you captured them by yourself?
Cosette
Honestly? The citizens did most of the work.
The uprising came from them. Some nosey Marines got caught in crossfire, but they had numbers. Their unexpected involvement really cut down the Donquixote Family’s power and influence quickly.
On top of that, while a big part of my job is getting civilians to safety, Master Niji also told me to spread those plagues that he designed with some help from his clones….
Yonji
You’re responsible for the frogs, the fiery hail and all that…?
Cosette
…I—I guess….
Yonji is taken aback. Cosette looks haunted by her actions. She hunches her shoulders and averts her gaze, clearly in pain inside. He feels bad for her. She never signed up for this, but she’s chosen her path and remains loyal to the royal family of Germa. He empathizes with her, being mostly the one who gets sent to wars in the name of their family.
Cosette
A lot of the Doflamingo’s officers handed themselves in willingly just to seek shelter. They’re all detained in the Green Bit underground.
Sugar is just… a way to make it more personal to Monet. As soon as she heard we took her sister, she contacted me directly. She’s willing to hand over Sanji’s slave contract under the condition that we see her in person in the colosseum's arena. No reinforcements, just us.
She made it clear—once the exchange is done, we’re to leave all of Doflamingo’s followers in a specified location in the Green Bit… then leave Dressrosa altogether.
Yonji
I see. And my siblings know of this?
Cosette
Yes, sir. Both Master Ichiji and Master Niji have approved the idea.
Yonji
Good work.
Cosette
I… th—thank you, Sir.
Yonji
…You sound unsure.
Cosette
It just… seems too simple? I know it’s been a lot of work leading up to this point but….
Yonji
I’m not going to lie to you, Cosette. This sounds like a trap. My brothers probably told you that already.
I've watched one of Doflamingo's games before. The arena’s wide open. There's no room for cover.
And I'm willing to bet Monet knows we're not oblivious to that.
Cosette
Y—yes!! That’s exactly what I thought!!!
Yonji
Rule number four of surviving wars—trust your guts!
If I were you, I’d prepare myself for anything. Firepower and all.
Cosette
Yes, Sir!
Yonji
And STOP calling me that! You’re my boss now, remember?
Cosette
It’s a temporary promotion! And the habit’s really hard to break….
Yonji
Why don't you give it a try? Come on, say my name! It'll distract you from all this mess!
Cosette
If I do, Sir, will you get off my back about it for the rest of the mission?
Yonji
Yeah, no. If you can’t say my name, at least just once, I’ll start calling you “Ma’am”... FOR THE REST OF THE MISSION!
Cosette
You’re an evil, evil man, Master Yonji.
Yonji
See? You’re already most of the way there! Just take that silly “Master” out!
Yonji grins brightly, leaning his elbow on the bench, palm on cheek, turning his body toward her with a smug, expectant tilt of his head.
Cosette sighs and shyly tucks her hair behind one ear, then awkwardly brushes dirt off her thighs to keep her hands busy. Then she looks up, meeting his eyes, scooting forward just a little until their knees touch.
Yonji stares at her, grin widening, anticipation building excitedly.
Cosette opens her mouth. There is a suspenseful pause, then she bursts out laughing.
Her laughter rings through the old church walls, bright and unstoppable. From afar, the clones and the children briefly glance at them awkwardly. Yonji can't help but join in, bellowing with her. He doesn’t remember the last time he felt this good.
Cosette
I CAN’T DO IT, MASTER YONJI!
Yonji
NO! Don’t give up!
Cosette
NOOO!
Flustered and red-faced, Cosette covers her face then tries to get up and flee but Yonji grabs her wrist and gently pulls her back down beside him. She squeals, half-laughing as she lands with a soft thud. He leans in, grinning, eyes gleaming with encouragement.
Yonji
Come on! It’s just five letters… put together.
You’ve known us for years! You say Reiju is your best friend but you still call her “Mistress”!! We have to change that!
Cosette
Okay, fine! You make a good point! But it’s really hard to do when you’re watching me….
Yonji
Then, by all means, close your eyes!
Cosette giggles, covering her mouth shyly.
Cosette
Alright! Let’s try that!
Yonji
We’re not leaving this church until you do this.
Cosette
Master Yonji! Sir! We don’t have time for that!
Yonji
That’s two titles!! Wow, you got it bad!
Cosette groans, dramatic and playful, but she’s smiling through it. She shifts closer, brushing out the crinkles in her skirt, then places both hands on her lap.
Straightening her posture, she sits tall, facing him squarely, then closes her eyes.
Her lips part slightly.
Yonji stares. “Wait, what am I doing?” he thinks.
His teasing smile slowly fades as his gaze lingers on her face—soft, gentle, beautiful beyond words. It just sinks in what she’s about to do. She’s about to say his name, from those lips he’s drawn to.
His breath catches. He swallows, hard.
He asks himself what is wrong with him. But he wants so badly to hear it, so he keeps quiet.
Cosette presses her lips together briefly, the tip of her tongue peeking out for just a second. She smiles, caught up in the fun of it all. To her, this is a game. But to him, it’s something else entirely.
Still, he doesn’t act on it.
And then, in a soft, tender voice that melts his heart…
Cosette
…Yonji…
She opens her eyes, big brown orbs locking right onto his. And in that moment—
His heart skips a beat.
Yonji releases a breath he didn’t even realize he’s holding. He leans in just a little, only now noticing his hand is still gently wrapped around her wrist.
Then he catches her gaze flick down to his lips. Her smile fades—not completely—but into something… a little curious.
Yonji
Cosette…
She blinks, lifts her eyes to meet his—
Then bursts out laughing. Her hand flies to her forehead and she leans back, laughing harder than ever.
Cosette
I DID IT!! HAH!
Yonji stares, caught off guard. A part of him, deep inside, is disappointed. But he thinks it’s probably for the best. He forces a smile and slowly lets go of her wrist.
Yonji
Y—yeah. Good job…. I uh… I guess I can’t call you “Ma’am”, huh?
Cosette beams up at him and hops to her feet.
Cosette
Wow! I feel like I achieved something big. That felt great! I’m all pumped up now—like I can take on the world! Thanks, Sir!
Yonji
That “Sir” again….
Cosette
Ack—!
I guess I’ll have to keep practicing!
Yonji rubs the back of his neck awkwardly. He really shouldn’t be doing this.
Yonji
Oh—uhm…. You don’t have to. I thought that was a good effort. It’s uh…enough.
Cosette
Oh, don’t be silly! You made a good point, especially about Mistress Reiju.
Besides, I’ve gotten pretty good at saying Master Niji’s name when we’re talking in private!
It hits him like a knife to the chest—another reminder.
Yonji
…Right.
Cosette
Right!
Woo! I’m so fired up! Let’s do this, Yon—ugh—Yonj… AUUUUGHHH!!
Let’s do this, Master Yonji!
With that, she spins on her heel, a little skip in her step as she heads off to grab her pepper gun and gear.
Yonji
….Yaaaaaay.
—
Before they leave, Yonji switches to his upgraded Raid Suit to get familiar with its new features. The armor is a shade darker than his original—sleek, refined, with a slight metallic sheen that catches the dim light filtering through the stained glass.
The moment the suit fully seals around him, he feels it.
A powerful surge ripples through his modified body. His muscles respond instantly, as if the suit doesn’t just fit him—it knows him. It’s an odd sensation, but not unpleasant. The enhancements Niji added must be working. Every piece clicks into place like it’s meant to be there. It feels seamless, natural.
His cape remains mostly unchanged except now, there’s a split clean down the middle. He wonders why and flexes his back.
A strange pressure tightens between his shoulder blades. It seems like there’s a new layer of armour there but he’s unable to see its features. Whatever it is feels heavy and reinforced—then suddenly, something clicks inside him. Not just a thought—something physical.
It feels like he has extra limbs—dormant, sleeping, awaiting his commands.
Yonji’s heart pounds with anticipation and he grins in excitement. Whatever Niji built into this thing, he can’t wait to find out.
—
Soon after, Yonji follows Cosette toward Corrida Colosseum, fully reinvigorated and armed.
With some insistence, Cosette had managed to coax Ichiji’s stolen helmet out of storage—“for safety,” she’d claimed. The mouthpiece was removed to make space for her usual goggles, but that also meant ditching the headphones that came with her original outfit.
They fly low through a series of carefully marked waypoints—routes their clones secured in advance. From their high vantage, Yonji starts spotting signs of life tucked away in Dressrosa’s ruins—small camps through broken rooftops, faint glows behind boarded windows.
Mid-flight, they continue their usual casual banter, flying side by side.
Cosette
We have a whole network of surveillance snails everywhere! A bunch of people who fled their homes left their den den mushi lying around. The clones have spread them out to make sure we have eyes all over the place. Master Niji's tapping into them with his black snail.
Yonji
Wait… so, he knows where we are and what we’re doing? He’s watching us right now?
Cosette
Not every snail can support video feeds—but probably! He made it clear that he'll keep a close eye on us, but obviously he has to check in on other parts of the island too.
Yonji shifts mid-flight, suddenly uneasy. He really hopes Niji didn’t see them back at that wrecked church. He may have leaned in a little too close a couple of times.
Through the wide opening of the colosseum, Yonji and Cosette descend into the center of Corrida Colosseum’s dark arena. The silence is eerie, and the air thick with tension.
It’s pitch black, save for the narrow beams of light cast by the portable torches secured over their ears. They scan the area. Aside from some damage around the perimeter, the colosseum looks much the same: the circular rows of stone benches, the commentator’s booth perched high above, wide video screens hanging from one of the cardinal edges, and the tiled stone arena beneath their feet—encircled by a deep moat, its water now tinged an ominous pink from poison. Yonji felt relieved that at least they don't have to deal with those aggravating fighting fish, but then again, this means they can't even touch the water at all unless they want their skins burnt off.
They move cautiously—Cosette with her pepper gun in hand—and steps quiet, staying close together. Yonji had once watched a tournament here before. Seeing the colosseum so empty now, stripped of its usual roaring crowd, sends a chill through him.
And, literally, despite the blazing heat from the blue fiery ice outside, here it’s cold enough for their breath to fog in the air.
In a quiet hushed voice, Yonji speaks.
Yonji
Remember, we stick together no matter what. And be ready for anything.
Cosette
Understood.
Yonji
Ugh… it's so quiet it’s creepy.
Cosette gives him a light elbow jab to the side.
Cosette
Are you getting cold feet, Major? It's not too late to back out….
Yonji
What! No way!
He playfully returns the gesture with a bump of his arm—a little stronger than he meant.
Cosette gasps in mock offense, then throws her whole side against him, only to bounce harmlessly off his solid frame. He stays rooted in place, grinning smugly down at her.
She glares at him, playful but scolding.
Cosette
You dare assault your commanding officer?!
Yonji
You started it… Ma’am .
Cosette
Stop it! You said you wouldn’t call me that!
Yonji
Make me!
Cosette
Now's not the time to fool around!!
Yonji
Oh, fine… you chicken.
Cosette gasps, scandalized. Yonji clucks mockingly as he walks ahead, moving to peek at the announcer’s platform where he thought he heard something.
Cosette
How very dare you! I'll throw you down, you just wait and see!
And STOP tickling me!
Yonj
…I'm not tickling you….
Cosette
…What?
Yonji quickly spins around to face her. Cosette looks down and her expression changes instantly.
Around her hip, thick ooze is clinging to her clothes. She lifts her arms—more of it coats her shoulders and chest. Her eyes trace upward. It’s dripping on her from above in the dark.
Cosette
Oh… gross! What is it…?
Yonji’s grin vanishes, replaced with sharp focus. He readies his stance, fists up, eyes darting.
Yonji
Trebol.
Cosette
What?
Yonji
It’s mucus. Shake it off, NOW—!
Out of nowhere, the stone tiles around Yonji suddenly shift. They rise and twist with a loud grind, circling around him before dragging him down violently into the ground. The earth traps his limbs, yanking him beneath the surface—only his head remains above ground, locked in place.
At the same time, more disgusting, slinging mucus launches from the darkness and strikes Cosette, splattering across her body and pinning her down to the arena floor.
Without warning, the lights of Corrida Colosseum flicker on all at once, bright and blinding. The silence is shattered. The entire colosseum erupts to life.
Gladiators pour out onto the stone benches, flooding every level of the stadium. Their bloodthirst is palpable—yelling, screaming, booing with primal hunger.
In the center of it all, Yonji and Cosette lie immobilized, caught in their trap.
Yonji
Cosette! I can’t see you—are you alright?
Cosette
Grossed out, but I’m okay! I’m stuck in mucus.
She tries to raise her arms, but the thick slime stubbornly clings to her skin and clothes, locking her in place. Her pepper gun is still in her grip, but glued to her side, barely movable. She attempts to turn her head—but even her cheeks are stuck down. The mucus tightens the more she struggles, spreading further. Eventually, she stops resisting and breathes through her nose.
Cosette
Are you doing alright, Sir? I can’t see you either.
Yonji
My body is buried in the ground but I’m okay. Pica’s probably around somewhere too.
We should’ve taken bets on how they were going to jump us.
Cosette
Are you always this casual when you’re getting ambushed?
Yonji tilts his head lazily from side to side.
Yonji
Ehh.
Cosette
I’m trying to imagine what you look like right now.
Yonji
…Because that’s not the least of our concerns right now…
Cosette
With your green pointy hair… do you look like a plant in the ground?
Yonji
What?! No, I do not!
…It is nice and warm in here though. I feel like a bamboo shoot, waiting to sprout.
Cosette scans the colosseum as best she can. More mucus begins to creep across the top edge of the high colosseum walls, sealing off the entire perimeter above them. Ooze drips from the heights, slowly veiling the sky in sticky sludge.
Cosette
They’re blocking our way out—more mucus above.
Yonji
From what I remember, it's flammable. Unless we want to smash our way out.
Cosette
In that case, I can bring it down if we want to go down that route.
Or… up, I guess.
Yonji
More tricks up your sleeve, Cosette?
Cosette
Of course!
Suddenly, a loud, booming voice blares through the colosseum’s massive speaker system, echoing across the arena, shaking the air.
Gats
Ladies and gentlemen, people of Dressrosa and beyond!
Welcome to a very special edition of Corrida Colosseum’s tournament!
The crowd erupts—wild cheers and bloodlust echo through the arena, shaking the very stone beneath Yonji and Cosette. On the raised announcer’s platform, Gatz steps forward behind the commentator’s booth, dramatically lit under a spotlight. Usually flanked by two of his usual female gladiators with armour that barely leaves anything up to the imagination, today he has a different entourage.
To Yonji’s surprise, Monet stands proudly at his side, smiling with her arm-wings spread wide like an angel of death. Moments later, Trebol walks up into view with his sickening mucus coat, and the colossal form of Pica follows in his normal human form—looming like a mountain behind him.
Gatz
This is the most grand and important event of your lives!!
We’re broadcasting this far and wide! You’re in for a real treat!
We are very pleased to present to you our newest contenders—Vinsmoke Yonji, and in a surprising twist, Germa’s own head chef herself!
Yonji
Her name is Commander Cosette and she’ll kick your ass! Do your research, Gatz!!!
Gatz
Ack–!!
You’re in no place to criticise me, Winch Green! Look around you! This is what’s left of the island!
Everyone here wants to kill you after what you’ve done—you and your family!
The crowd roars in unified rage, booing with tears and fury, calling for vengeance—for homes burned, loved ones lost, cities destroyed. They want blood.
Yonji
Gatz, we don’t want to play one of your stupid games! We’re here to retrieve an item of great importance for our king—something Monet over there has in her possession—then we’ll leave. No one else needs to get hurt!
Gatz
Hah! After everything Germa’s done, you expect us to believe you’ll leave us unharmed?
Yonji
…Yes?
Gatz
I don't believe this!! We're not idiots!!
Cosette
We had a deal, Monet!
Monet’s smile fades into something colder—her voice sharp and cutting.
Monet
You’d be foolish to think we’d fall for your tricks, monster . Especially after the stunt you pulled. There’s no doubt your precious regent designed the plagues—only Niji is smart enough to mastermind that kind of horror.
But it’s you who delivered it. You’re just as guilty as the rest of the Vinsmokes.
This is where you die.
Cosette’s lips thin. Her eyes glisten—not with tears, but with the weight of guilt.
Cosette
Monet… if you’ve seen the document that Doflamingo gave you, then you know why we’re doing this.
Monet
And at what cost? The complete genocide of a nation for one man’s freedom?
Cosette’s mouth trembles. She tries to speak—but Yonji responds first, steady and unapologetic.
Yonji
Yes.
Monet’s eyes narrow at him with ice-cold judgment.
Yonji
Regardless of what the Marines say about him, he'd given a lot, and he’d given us free will. We’ve always owed him to return the favour.
Cosette
Our Majesty is a kind man at heart… and I’d do anything for him. The world needs to see who he really is! He deserves to be free!!
Their words are picked up by the surveillance snails stationed around the arena. Yonji’s stoic conviction and Cosette’s impassioned plea appear on the giant video screens above.
The crowd still yells but there’s a slight shift, a small flicker of hesitation.
Cosette
Please, Monet! Give the papers to us, and we’ll leave you alone! I promise that Sugar is safe!
Monet
…Gatz…
Her chilling voice slices through the cheering.
Monet
Kill these liars.
Cosette
Monet, wait—!
Gatz grins, arms outstretched.
Gatz
You heard it here folks!
The show is on!
The wild cheering of the crowd resumes as two burly gladiators march forward to the commentator booth, hauling a large glass case between them. Inside it is a parchment scroll, unrolled and propped up like a trophy. They place it behind Gatz, and surveillance snails zoom in for the world to see.
Gatz
To make things interesting, the first contender who kills one of Germa’s commanders will win part ownership of the one… and only….
The screens above flicker, then reveal a close-up photo of a familiar scarred face—a blonde man, devilish smile, cigarette in mouth, curly eyebrow unmistakable.
Gasps erupt across the arena.
Gatz
VINSMOKE SANJI!!
The arena erupts again, louder than ever. People scream, cheer, cry out in disbelief. Meanwhile, Yonji and Cossete’s jaws drop from horror and the sudden reveal—at the prize being offered and the fact that the world now knows their king’s true identity.
Gatz
That’s right, folks! We’ve always known the so-called “ruler” of Germa is nothing more than a slave ! There’s no other royalty quite like him! A king by crown—but a contract by collar! No one’s been able to buy him before because he kept his true identity hidden… until today!
Imagine the power you'll hold—owning a king!
His subjects, his armies, his fleet… his entire country! All of that—in your hands! That is your prize!
Cosette snarls, struggling harder against the mucus while Yonji growls at his entire speech. There’s nothing they can do now that Gatz has broadcasted his brother’s deep secret to the world. But Yonji wants to kill him later—or at least, hurt him a lot. Right now, he focuses on keeping a calm demeanour to ensure they live through this and retrieve Sanji’s contract before any of Doflamingo’s family get any ideas of running away with it.
Gatz
You know how this is—the first round is a Battle Royale! A free for all! But this time… we’re opening the gates to the public! Whoever wants in, come and take your shot!
Mechanical gears groan to life as four thick metal walkways begin to extend from the cavea, bridging the moat of pink poison to the center arena. Crowds begin to surge forward, weapons raised, teeth bared.
Gatz raises a hand aloft, holding a hammer.
Gatz
LET THE TOURNAMENT BEGIN!!!
With that, Gatz slams the hammer against a giant bell on the booth, signalling the start of the event. The crowd explodes. The roar is overwhelming—so loud that Yonji and Cosette feel the vibrations thumping against their chests like a second heartbeat. The sound of pure hatred.
The bridges fully extend—loud clanking locking them in place. A flood of armed fighters pour onto the arena floor, surrounding Yonji and Cosette quickly in a ring of rage.
Yonji
Cosette! NOW!
Cosette
Ichi-gun!!!
Cosette fires her arm toward the surrounding mucus. A controlled detonation bursts from her, engulfing herself in the blast and launching nearby gladiators in every direction. Some crash into the stands, others tumble screaming into the poisonous waters below.
At the same time, Yonji lets out a thunderous yell. The ground beneath him erupts, hurling attackers away in a shockwave. Smoke and dust billow around him—then, from the haze, six thick mechanical winch-arms burst from his back. They're larger, longer, and far more menacing than his usual hand ones.
Anyone still standing is either swatted aside or crushed beneath the pounding limbs as Yonji lifts himself above the chaos. Walking on his massive mechanical arms like a towering spider, he strides across the arena with slow, ominous grace, glaring down at the fighters below.
Cosette steps through the smoke of her own blast, unscathed, thanks to her Raid Suit and borrowed helmet protecting her completely. With calm fury, she unleashes a volley from her pepper gun toward the charging gladiators. Dozens fall before they even reach the arena.
Yonji lands behind her in sync, shielding her flank. Together, they sweep the battlefield—his arms coiling around opponents and flinging them like ragdolls, crushing them into the stone, or hurling chunks of shattered debris into tightly packed groups. Cosette provides cover fire and surgical strikes, and they take turns intercepting each other's blind spots, moving as one, back to back. Their attacks are relentless and precise. No one gets close.
Above them, Gatz maintains a breathless commentary, spinning the scene for the global broadcast. He frames the Germa commanders as ruthless executioners while painting Dressrosa’s fighters as helpless martyrs for the audience at home.
Trebol, watching from the platform, laughs mockingly. As expected, their gladiators are being wiped out in minutes.
Trebol
Behehehehe! It’s a good plan to try and tire them out first to see what we're up against, but I’m getting impatient. I want to see if the girl’s smart enough to join the winning side.
Gatz
Wait—that’s too soon! What about the show? That’s not what we agreed on!
Trebol ignores him and jumps down from the platform, landing on the arena with a sticky squelch. He squares off against Cosette. The stream of gladiators abruptly halts, fear and hesitation rippling through them in his presence. Not long after, a deep rumble signals Pica’s arrival as he crashes into the arena opposite them, facing Yonji.
Gatz
Little girl, if you’re just a cook, surely you wouldn’t mind jumping ship and running our kitchens instead? We’ll treat you right….
Cosette
Go to hell!
Pica
Then you die!
There’s a beat of stillness. Cosette and Yonji exchange a glance then suddenly, both erupt into hysterical laughter.
Yonji collapses to his knees, pounding the ground with his fist. Cosette leans against his back, wiping tears from her eyes.
Pica
What?! What’s so funny?!?
Yonji
Is—is that—HAHAHA—really your voice?!
Pica growls again in that same high-pitched, squeaky tone.
Cosette
Why is it like that? You’re huge!
Yonji
No wonder you never talked when we visited!
It’s so CUTE!!!
Pica
DON’T CALL ME CUTE!!!
Enraged, Pica plunges an arm into the ground, drawing forth his massive stone blade.
Pica
I will END you!
Cosette
I—I can't deal with this!
Yonji
BWAHAHAHA–!! STOP IT! You’re killing me!
Pica swings the sword in a wide arc. Yonji’s laughter cuts abruptly as he catches the blade mid-swing with a powerful uppercut, knocking it off trajectory.
If he's handling Pica, that means Cosette is up against…
They stand back to back again. Quietly, Yonji speaks to her.
Yonji
Cosette…
Cosette
I’ll be fine, Sir.
Trebol grins wickedly. He begins advancing toward her, arms lifting in a slow, theatrical flourish as the slime ripples and grows around him.
Cosette reloads a fresh set of spice capsules into the grooves along her arms, locking them into place with practiced ease. Afterwards, she twists the dial on the side of her pepper gun, similar to Niji’s sniper, setting it to a new colour selection,
As she’s about to make her first move, she feels a hand close gently over hers.
She looks down and finds Yonji holding her hand—tight. His expression is uncharacteristically exposed. He’s nervous, worried, and scared for her.
Touched, she gives his hand a firm squeeze in return.
Cosette
I got this. I promise.
Yonji
Trebol’s strong, Cosette. I’m not sure you can take him head-on by yourself.
…I’m not even sure I could.
Cosette
Then, by all means…
Don’t leave my side… Yonji.
Her voice is cool, bold, teasing—but not without weight. She said it in a challenging way, the same way he did when he told her to close her eyes to say his name.
Yonji’s caught off guard. His eyes widen then he blushes. After a brief pause, he smirks.
Yonji
Then let’s get started.
Cosette grins behind her helmet. Only then does Yonji let go.
Without further hesitation, she raises her gun and fires—two rounds screaming past Trebol’s head and splashing harmlessly into the toxic moat behind him.
Trebol bursts into a thick, wheezing laugh.
Trebol
THAT’S your opening move?
If you can’t even aim, maybe put the toy away, little miss!
Cosette tilts her head.
Cosette
Oh? Maybe you should check again…
Trebol’s grin falters, a confused crease forms between his brows then he turns.
Two small blobs pop to the surface of the pink poison water. They swell—then split, like dividing cells. The copies grow, then split again. And again. It accelerates. In a matter of seconds, there are dozens.
Then—green hypnotising eyes appear. Each blob sprouts two large, glassy orbs, followed by stumped tails and flippered legs. One by one, the multiplying blobs take form until a writhing army of Yonji’s worst nightmare appears.
Pink frogs, fanged and vicious, squirming over one another in a teeming pile. They tower like a grotesque, living mountain.
And then they charge at the first being that they see.
Trebol shudders, recoiling as he flings his arms up with staff held aloft, summoning a thick mucus barrier in front of him. The wave of frogs slam into it with violent splashes. He staggers.
His shield holds but the frogs gnaw and slurp and eat. Each one doesn’t do much damage by themselves, but when there’s a whole mountain of them eating away his mucus at once, it’s overwhelming. Trebol hisses, arms trembling as he struggles to regenerate his mucus faster than it’s devoured.
On the other side, Pica lunges again, swinging his massive blade. Yonji blocks the strike, fists meeting steel, and jumps back to lead the battle away from Cosette, allowing her to focus on range attacks to keep the oncoming floods of gladiators heading their way.
They clash, metal roaring in the air. Yonji’s blows dent Pica’s armour but barely budge him. Meanwhile, Pica’s haki-coated blade slices through Yonji’s Raid Suit, leaving deep gashes along his armor. Gritting his teeth, Yonji extends his mechanical arms and unleashes a rapid flurry of punches to keep Pica off-balance.
Cosette notices Yonji’s struggle and flips the colour dial on her pepper gun again with a click. She fires, and a cluster of small, sickly yellow bullets thuds into Pica’s bare chest, sending him reeling back.
Pica’s skin sizzles. He howls as his skin erupts in boils. The blisters spread like wildfire, bubbling up over his torso, his neck and his face. Thick, yellow pus oozes out as Yonji grimaces at the sight.
Just as Cosette returns her focus back to Trebol, a loud crack pierces through the arena.
Yonji
Cosette!!
A sharp jet of mucus shoots through the air like a bullet. It tears through the side of her helmet with a violent snap, blasting her off her feet. She crashes to the ground, tumbling hard across the arena floor.
In a flash, Trebol lashes out again. His sticky tendril wrapping around her pepper gun. He disposes of it into the pink moat of poison.
Yonji
Cosette!
Trebol had somehow corralled the mountain of frogs to the far side of the arena—trapping them in a dense net of mucus against the outer wall. With both hands raised, he swings wide and unleashes a fresh barrage of ooze bullets toward Cosette.
Yonji leaps in, yanking his cape up to shield them both.
From the other side, Pica charges. Despite his boils and blistered skin, he barrels forward, blade in hand. Yonji lashes one of his coiled limbs toward him, knocking Pica back. The giant man stumbles, dragged by momentum but still on his feet.
Trebol doesn't let up. He keeps laughing, advancing slowly, swinging his arms in a deliberate rhythm, each wave sending more mucus flying. Pica grits through the pain and surges forward again.
Cosette
Niji-gun!
Electricity bursts from her gauntlets, this time attached to a thin, sparking filament. The whip-like string wraps around Pica, halting him mid-charge with his blade stuck at his side. A wave of powerful current surges into him—but it doesn’t appear to have any effects.
Cosette
Eh?
Yonji continues to brace himself behind his cape to protect them from the relentless rapid fire from Trebol. When he tries to extend his extra arms to launch a counterattack, Trebol binds them together in a heap in his mucus and continues his approach, shooting deadly ooze their way.
Yonji
Ah shit—
Pica can control the earth. I assume he’s got some ridiculous resistance to electricity.
Are you okay, Cosette? That was way too close.
Cosette quickly throws off her damaged helmet.
Cosette
Yes—! Watch out!
She grabs Yonji by the chest and rolls him aside, shielding him beneath her just in time to catch Trebol’s incoming staff with an upward kick. Her boot collides with the weapon mid-swing, deflecting it. Still holding hands from the tumble, she pulls Yonji to his feet.
Cosette
Sir! Remember Master Sanji’s and Mistress Reiju’s Super Sync Sibling dance that one summer?!
Yonji
…Huh?
Cosette
Their finishing pose—swing me!
Yonji
OH—Got it!
Seeing Trebol about to attempt another strike, Yonji quickly grabs Cosette by the upper arms, spins in place, building momentum, and lets her fly.
Cosette soars toward Trebol, one hand still held on Yonji’s. Her feet slam into Trebol’s face with full force, augmented by a burst from her Raid Boots.
Trebol is launched across the colosseum, crashing into the stone benches. Dust and debris rain down as part of the stands collapse onto him, burying him beneath rubble.
Cosette, mid-spin in the air, arcs upward in perfect form and Yonji catches her in his arms. They stare at each other, stunned in pure amazement.
Yonji
Cosette, I know I've said this before—but you’re so cool right now.
Cosette
And you fight so well!! And your new arms are cool too!
Yonji
They’re all stuck with mucus though. Can you try yanking them off?
Cosette
I might just get stuck to them. Burning’s safer but they might explode. Are you alright with that?
Yonji
I think they’re resistant like the rest of the Raid Suit. Give it a shot!
As they spoke, Yonji quickly sets Cosette down and stretches his mucus-glued arms as far out as they can go. Cosette fires a precise blast of Ichiji-gun from her wrist, and the explosion sears through the sticky mucus without damaging Yonji’s suit. He retracts his limbs, now free, and visibly intact.
Yonji
Thanks, Commander!
Cosette
You’re welcome, Major!
Off in the distance, Pica roars—a high-pitched, indignant screech. As he yells, stone creeps up his body from the ground up and encases him, hardening his form, and purging the boils that ravaged his skin. With a flex, he shatters Cosette’s electric bindings.
Cosette and Yonji lock eyes, and immediately try not to laugh but their lips twitch and their shoulders shake uncontrollably.
Yonji and Cosette
Pffffffttt—!!!
Pica
STOP LAUGHING!!
Furious, Pica slams his arms into the ground. The arena beneath them shifts violently as huge slabs of earth rise around them, forming a stone dome that seals off the light.
With a low growl, Pica begins compressing the dome inward, trying to crush them inside.
There’s a beat of tense silence—broken by a loud crack and a crash from within.
All six of Yonji’s arms shoot out at once, punching through the rock with force. The dome shatters, blasting chunks of earth outward like shrapnel. The impact sends a shockwave through the colosseum. On the announcer's platform, Gatz and Monet stumble as cracks web across the walls and support pillars.
Back on the battlefield, Pica swipes his massive arms, deflecting incoming debris. Undeterred, he charges Yonji again with a roar.
Yonji counters by launching a boulder his way. Pica raises his sword, but before he can slice it down, the rock cracks from the middle. Through the break, he sees a fist coming straight for him.
Cosette
Sanji-gun!
She fires a blast of red petals and thick pollen from her wrist which explode in Pica’s face.
Pica
GAAAAAH—!!!
He stumbles, blinded, frantically clawing at his face to wipe away the mess, coughing and sputtering from the clogged airways.
Cosette doesn’t stop. She flips forward, then bounces off the top of his armored head with a jet burst from her Raid Boots. The impact forces Pica to jerk forward.
Yonji meets him mid-fall with a devastating punch to the gut.
Blood flies from Pica’s mouth. His body launches upward like a ragdoll.
Yonji surges after him—boosts mid-air with a burst of speed, flips, and slams both feet into Pica’s torso, driving him hard into Trebol’s massive mucus barrier high above the colosseum.
Pica hits with a wet crunch and sticks there—limp, embedded deep in the goo. When he tries to wriggle his way out and use his stone-armoured body to forcefully break through, Trebol’s stubborn mucus drags him into the muck deeper, keeping him stuck in place.
Trebol
Don’t think… this is over, little girl.
Down below, from the shattered spectator benches, Trebol pushes debris off his body. Shaking, he props himself up with his staff. Cosette turns to face him from the arena floor, pacing slowly, her expression cold and unyielding.
Cosette
I’m not “little”.
Trebol laughs, but he wheezes and spits from exhaustion.
Trebol
Oh, but you’re just an ordinary human being.
You can pretend to be one of them all you like, but underneath that fancy armour, you’re nothing but dirt—like those filthy, squabbling peasants with meaningless little lives.
Cosette
These “peasants” are the ones who started the uprising in your own country. You may have had a chance to keep your seat of power before, but without them, you’re nothing. You’ve lost your control and your people. Give up!
Trebol straightens slowly, adjusts his oozing coat, and grins.
Cosette narrows her eyes at him suspiciously.
From the edges, gladiators appear. Some leap down into the arena with weapons drawn. Others climb over the benches, stepping in line behind Trebol. Their weapons all point toward her.
Cosette raises her fists again, this time with a bead of sweat trailing down her cheek.
Trebol
I don’t think you understand how this world works, little girl.
He steps forward with growing confidence, leaning heavily on his staff.
Trebol
The Donquixote Family will never lose power. Not when we have something just as priceless as your king’s slave contract to wave around as a prize. The world’s vultures will tear each other apart just for a taste of it, and you’re outnumbered. You’re the powerless one here!
Cosette
Maybe.
She lets the word hang, her voice breezy.
Cosette
But I really wouldn’t know, I’m just a peasant, after all.
Or rather… a distraction.
Trebol blinks at her dumbfoundedly, then it hits him.
Out of nowhere, the frogs—the ones he’d trapped earlier—burst out of the sticky mound he left them in. Mucus dangles from their jaws as they leap up from the moat's walls. One after another, they approach until their pink, glistening forms ripple across the battlefield like a tide.
The gladiators near Trebol fearfully back away, eyes wide in horror. Trebol snarls and slaps more mucus at the frogs, trying to contain the swarm but there’s too many. His goo barely slows them down. Cosette guesses that his ooze trap must have fed them so well that they’ve multiplied to a ridiculous number in a short amount of time.
The frogs hop over each other, gurgling with sharp teeth exposed. The gladiators scramble in panic—some scream, some run away in terror.
Meanwhile, another wave of frogs floods into the arena—charging straight at Cosette.
She tenses, but the creatures veer around her, avoiding her completely. She tilts her head curiously and wonders if Niji somehow programmed them to leave her alone. They move past her toward the gladiators at her flank.
Trebol
GET OFF ME! OFF!!!
When Cosette looks up, Trebol is buried in a mound of frogs, flailing, while they eat away his protective mucus coat until there’s nothing left but his skinny body. His staff sinks under the weight. One by one, the last of his supporters abandon him—leaping off platforms, ducking behind rubble, escaping wherever they can. Trebol screams a horrible noise as the frogs gnaw painfully at his bare arms and legs.
Out of nowhere, Yonji drops in from above.
He appears upside down, hanging like a spider from one of his extended limbs latched to the mucus-covered ceiling of the colosseum. A glint of something in his hand catches the dim light—Ichiji’s broken helmet.
With a twist and a grunt, Yonji forces the helmet down over Trebol’s head with a loud clang. His large head and facial features look squashed and deformed within it.
Trebol instantly goes limp as the seastones embedded in the helmet work fast, draining his strength away. His mucus barrier still clings to the ceiling—but now it droops, heavy and unstable, starting to slough off in thick chunks.
Yonji
Thank you, Commander!
Cosette
You’re welcome, Major!
Trebol
No…!
Yonji
Up we get!
With a mighty recoil, Yonji rockets upward—his extended limb snapping back like a massive bungee cord. He zips into the sky above the colosseum, carrying the limp Trebol in his arms like a broken marionette with a few frogs still attached to him.
Meanwhile, Cosette quickly disposes of all the remaining gladiators surrounding her, using a mix of the different ammo types named after the royal Vinsmoke siblings. Anyone who can, flee with the remaining frogs chasing behind them relentlessly.
High above the arena, Yonji swings Trebol by the arm and with a grunt of satisfaction, flings him onto the sticky bed of mucus—right beside the weakened Pica.
Pica
Trebol?!
What are you doing, Vinsmoke?!
Yonji
COSETTE!!!
Yonji unhooks his extended winch from the ooze, leans backward, and dives.
Below, Cosette hears him and launches upward without delay. Just as Yonji drops down, they pass each other mid-air, back to back in a seamless aerial exchange.
Cosette, still rising, aims her arm straight down at the two.
Trebol
Wait, wait, wait! Let’s talk!
Cosette
Way too late for that.
Ichi-gun!
A roar of fire erupts from her wrist-mounted weapon. The cone of flame hits the bed of mucus and the entire barrier detonates.
A wave of explosion and flame bursts outward, consuming Trebol and Pica in a chain reaction. The entire upper half of the colosseum erupts, stone and smoke cascading like a volcanic blast. The last remaining gladiators below scatter in screams and chaos, dodging the storm of falling debris.
From the center of the arena, Yonji lands in a crouch, looking up, completely stunned. He watches the smoke clear. Fire still flickers in the sky.
And then—she lands.
Cosette, with her back to him, steps forward as embers rain down. Her cape unfurls like wings, glowing from the light of the fire. For a second, Yonji just stares.
He thinks, there she is again—an angel.
No—more like a winged Valkyrie descending from battle.
But this time, she’s within reach. And it seems like the more time she spends with him, the more beautiful she becomes in his eyes.
He doesn’t know what possesses him to do what’s next.
Maybe it’s the adrenaline flooding his system. Maybe it’s instinct—unfiltered and raw. Or maybe it’s that aching hunger for affection from someone he’s grown close to, someone he cares for greatly, someone he desperately wants to express his deep fondness to.
Before he can second-guess it, Yonji rushes forward and grabs her hand.
She turns, surprised—but her gentle, familiar smile melts him instantly.
That does it.
He rips the goggles off her head, tossing them aside like they’re in his way, like he can’t stand one more second of distance between them.
Cosette
Master Yonji? What are you—
He slides one hand behind her neck, the other curling around the small of her back. Then he pulls her in for a sudden kiss.
All around them, the world literally crumbles—explosions thunder in the distance, debris rains from the shattered colosseum, pebbles ping off their armour—but none of it reaches them.
He leans her back with surprising gentleness, despite the urgency. She gasps, fingers tightening on his shoulders. For a second, he feels her hesitate.
But then, she exhales, soft and shaky. Her hands glide to his chest and stay there, steady but uncertain, yet she doesn’t push him away.
He kisses her deeper, savoring it—the electricity, the risk, the warmth of her—before finally easing them back to stand. He runs a thumb gently across her bottom lip, lingering on the way she breathes against him. And that’s when he realises that she’s trembling.
He pulls his face slightly away and sees her blushing—breathless and frozen in place. Her hair’s a mess, her lips red, her eyes wide in complete shock and utter disbelief.
Yonji blinks, stunned at her expression.
Then the full weight of his actions crashes down on him like a boulder. His face turns bright red, his earlier passion replaced with a kind of horrified awe.
And then—silence. At some point during the kiss, the chaos stopped. The colosseum had stilled.
All around them, gladiators peek from behind toppled stones and broken arches. From the commentary booth, Monet glares with an unimpressed frown, but Gatz peeks over the edge, openly weeping.
Then, the crowd erupts.
A deafening, joyous, feral roar of cheers. Not against them—but for them. Confusion hits both Yonji and Cosette at once. They glance around, still tangled in each other’s arms, unsure if they’ve just earned applause or condemnation. They’d destroyed half the colosseum, injured and chased off leaders and gladiators alike, but somehow, they’re heroes.
In the booth, Gatz sobs openly into the microphone snail, wiping his wet cheeks with his cape.
Gatz
You saw it here first, folks! Coming to you LIVE from the island of Dressrosa!
Even in the heat of battle, in a country on the edge of collapse—
Dressrosa remains, and will always be, the Land of Love and Passion!!
Yonji’s jaw drops when he realises it—the entire kiss was recorded and broadcasted. His horrified gaze flicks up to the giant screens hovering above the colosseum. There they are. A still of him and Cosette—mid-kiss, full screen, fire behind them, her cape flowing like wings, his hand cupping her neck. It’s like something straight out of a romance movie poster.
He turns back to Cosette. She’s pulled her hands away from him and are now clasped on her sides, her eyes down, cheeks flushed scarlet. She looks like she’s trying to make herself very small.
Realising he’s still holding onto her, Yonji flinches and quickly steps away.
Yonji
Wait! No! I—I just got lost in the spur of the moment!!! You don’t know what you saw!!
Gatz pokes his head up to him from the announcer’s platform and gleefully responds.
Gatz
It was perfectly captured, in glorious high definition! Broadcast to the entire world to witness, thanks to quality snails that our sponsors have provided!!
YOU tell me, dear viewers—was that not an act of LOVE and PASSION?!
Yonji
No!
Gatz
Of LUST then?!
Yonji
WHAT?! No!!!
That kiss didn't mean anything!!!
There is a brief pause.
Cosette
…It… it didn't?
She finally glances up, voice barely a whisper. Her expression is caught somewhere between shock and… something else Yonji couldn't quite figure out, but she looked pained.
Her fingers hover over her lips and Yonji stumbles at the sight.
Yonji
WAIT! I just meant—Cosette… I… I don’t know….
Gatz
I don’t know, Winch Green. It looked like you were pretty into it.
Everyone saw it. But hey—let’s ask the audience!
The crowd erupts.
Gladiator 1
It was BEAUTIFUL!!!
Gladiator 2
I wish MY first was like that!
Gladiator 3
He totally meant it!! He dipped her and everything!
Yonji
Ack—!
No!! No, no, NO!!!
You don’t know what you’re talking about!!
Gatz rubs his hands together in delight.
Gatz
Let’s watch a recap, shall we? A new feature from our premium snails!
Yonji
NO!
Gladiators
YES!!!
Gatz
By popular vote, here it is, folks—THE KISS™ that “meant nothing”!!!
Did I tell you this can play in slow motion? A lot of sporting events do that nowadays!
Then he does it. Gatz plays the recap of Yonji yanking off her goggles, grabbing her waist, pulling her in like a man possessed, and their lips meet as explosions erupt in the background. Her cape flutters, his hand tightens, and the world blurs.
Gatz and the gladiators all melt at the sight while Monet simply rolls her eyes, patience wearing thin.
Gatz and Gladiators
AWWWWWWWWWWWW—!!!
Gatz
Is this not proof enough of Dressrosa’s magic?! If this isn't an act of love and passion, then I don't know what is!
The crowd goes absolutely feral with cheers. The video feed shifts back to the live broadcast of Yonji standing in the middle of the heavily damaged arena, looking positively horrified.
Yonji
STOP IT! Stop supporting this!
Nothing can happen between us, okay?! She’s my brother’s girl!
A sudden collective gasp echoes through the colosseum—Gatz, every gladiator, even the snails—followed by a suspenseful pause.
Gatz
You kissed your own brother's girlfriend?!
The gladiators all boo violently at Yonji, gesturing him with thumbs downs. One guy theatrically faints on the side.
Yonji
ACK—!
Gatz
How very could you!!
Yonji
I already said I only got caught up in the moment, okay?! A stupid, heat-of-battle thing!!
…Ugh… what's the use…?
He collapses to his knees, then flattens himself face-first to the ground like a tragic pancake—perfectly stiff and motionless. Cosette rushes over, leaning down anxiously.
Cosette
Master Yonji?! A—are you okay? I know this all looks bad but…
Yonji remains still as he replies, voice muffled into the floor.
Yonji
Just go on. Kill me. I’m a dead man anyway.
Cosette
…Wha—?
He grabs her ankle, lifting her boot onto the back of his head.
Yonji
Niji definitely saw this. And he’s going to kill me for sure. And he’ll probably do it slowly.
So if you could just—y’know, show me mercy and...
He lifts her boot up and down, pretending she’s stomping him, then gently pats it into place.
Yonji
—just make it quick. That’d be great, thanks.
A single drop of sweat slides down Cosette’s brow. She looks at him, bewildered.
Cosete
Oh—! Get up, Sir! Now’s really not the time!
Gatz
Is this the part where you surprise her with a ring and ask her to marry you instead?
Gladiators
THE DRAMA!!! Oo-ooo-oohh!
Yonji scrambles up to his feet fast.
Yonji
I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
My brother really loves her okay?! I already messed up—I’m not about to make it worse!
I can’t do that to him!
He pants, breathless from shouting and from the ever increasing anxiety. Meanwhile, Cosette stares at him, wide-eyed and her face bright red. Her hands drift up and clasp over her chest, as though shielding a fluttering heart.
Cosette
M—Master Niji… loves me?
Yonji
Oh, COME ON, Cosette! Of course he does!
Another sharp collective gasp from the crowd.
Gatz
WAIT. You’re telling me—
Your brother hadn’t even confessed his undying love yet—AND YOU WENT AND KISSED HER ANYWAY?!
The crowd of gladiators lose it, booing him again but twice as loud.
Yonji
AH—SHIT…!
Hold on—hold on—I can explain!!!
Voice
OH MY GOD, YONJI! SHUT UP! JUST. SHUT. UP!!!
Everyone freezes, and all eyes turn toward the rear of the commentator’s booth where a figure in a familiar helmet with pink mane, wearing a gladiator outfit with thick fur coat, is standing behind and has her arms around the prize chest containing Sanji’s contract. Monet’s eyes widen, narrowing to a glare while Gatz’s jaw drops in shock.
Monet
You—!
Reiju
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
Yonji
REIJU?!
Cosette
Mistress! What are you doing here?!
Reiju
I FLEW MY ASS OFF to get here on time—I worked SO HARD on sneaking in to steal this thing during the fight—BUT I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
YONJI!! YOU’RE JUST MAKING THINGS WORSE BY THE SECOND!!! JUST SHUT UP!!
Yonji
But… they’re broadcasting it everywhere , Reiju! And Niji’s watching! I need to clear the air—
Reiju
AUUUGHHH! Sort it out LATER! We’re still on a mission!!!
Monet doesn’t delay any further, launching into action. Her wings spread wide, catching the wind—then with a powerful flap, she takes to the air and summons a slicing blizzard gale.
Reiju reacts instantly, flipping back acrobatically out of its path. The prize chest becomes encased in a rapidly growing cube of thick ice. Monet smirks.
Monet
Thanks for blowing your own cover. You nearly had us.
Reiju tries to forcefully yank the frozen block up but it’s fused solid to the ground.
Monet
Oh, I wouldn’t bother. My ice is thick and indestructible. Nothing can penetrate—
Reiju calmly rears her fist back… then punches straight through the ice.
In one smooth motion, she snatches the contract and raises it over her head victoriously. Monet’s jaw drops in disbelief.
Yonji
Nice one, Sis!
Reiju
I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
Yonji
…Sorry.
Monet
You’re NOT getting away with this!
Her face drains in colour and contorts into something monstrous—a wide gaping mouth, jagged fangs and sharp eyes. Her wings sharpen as she rears to strike.
But before she can take further action, Reiju casually tosses her a small object.
Monet falters mid-flight as she recognises it immediately. She snatches it instinctively and drops her monstrous form on the spot, floating down stunned, speechless.
It’s Sugar’s favoured crown. Monet stares at it in silence.
Monet
You… you do have her…?
She snarls low, posture defensive, as Reiju calmly tucks Sanji’s contract into the inner lining of her furs.
Monet
Where is she?! If you’ve laid even one finger on her, I swear I’ll—
Reiju says nothing. She simply produces a den den mushi from her coat and holds it out in front of Monet. The snail has aquamarine coloured hair, dark blue eyes and is wearing a pink cape with bear ears.
Sugar
…Who—who’s this? Hello?
Monet
Sugar!! It’s me! It’s Monet! Where are you? Are you hurt?!
Sugar
We’re fine! Monet, we’re in—
Reiju quickly hangs up the call before Sugar can reveal further details and the snail’s eyes droop as it falls silent. Monet lunges, trying to grab the device, but Reiju slides it just out of reach.
Monet
Tch.
So it’s true. You DO have them.
Reiju
Yes. And what’s left of the Donquixote Family.
Monet, I don’t know if you realised this by now, but my brother is a terrible liar.
There is a prolonged silence as Monet considers carefully. Her anger is still visible—shoulders tight, jaw clenched—but now there’s a flicker of unmistakable relief in her expression. Knowing Sugar’s alive breaks something in her fury, but she tries to keep her guard up.
She narrows her eyes, voice low.
Monet
What do you want with me?
Reiju
I want you to honour your deal with Cosette.
We’ve taken what we came for. In exchange for your cooperation, we will give you the location of where your sister and the rest of your broken family are kept.
Let us walk out of here in peace, and we’ll do you one better—we won’t slaughter everyone who's left in Dressrosa.
A cold silence falls over the colosseum. Gatz trembles, visibly shaken in fear and intimidation.
Reiju’s tone hadn’t risen once but there’s something in her aura that has changed entirely—it feels commanding and lethal. Even Monet, prideful and powerful, seems caught in the gravity of it. Her face hardens, and finds that she can’t even shift her legs to move away while standing under Reiju’s gaze. For the first time, she hesitates.
Monet looks around. The stands are full of wounded, dazed gladiators, and there’s no sign of Trebol and Pica anywhere. It appears that she’s the last one left standing from Doflamingo’s core.
Monet slowly lowers her wings and nods once.
Reiju gives a single nod in return. She steps back and reaches into her coat, pulling out her Raid Suit canister. With a hiss and burst of light, her battle suit deploys around her in an instant.
Reiju
Good choice, Monet.
She flicks the den den mushi she used into the air and Monet catches it gently, cradling it with both hands as if it might vanish. Her feathered fingers tremble.
Reiju turns her attention to Gatz who stiffens the moment their eyes meet. She walks toward the commentator’s booth with measured steps. Gatz nervously chuckles.
Gatz
W—We’re live, just so you know…
Reiju ignores him. She reaches out and takes the broadcast snail from the desk. Gatz stumbles aside, giving her space, sweat trailing down his temple. Reiju raises the den den mushi to face level.
Reiju
By order of our regent, this war ends now.
Dressrosa—pick yourselves up. Rebuild. Bury your dead and patch your roofs.
Take this as your second chance, and don’t waste it. Let’s hope to never do this again.
And… Doflamingo?
She leans in closer to the snail. Her eyes catch the light and seem to glow, deep red. Her voice sharpens like a blade—cold and dangerous.
Reiju
I know they’re making you watch this. So here's my last and only warning—
Never mess with our family again.
—
The feed cuts, and the screens flicker to black, one after another, until the room is swallowed in a still, ghostly silence.
A wall of darkened monitors looms before them. The Vinsmokes, Neptunes and their closest allies are in Niji’s lab, deep in the hull of the great oarfish vessel of Fukaboshi’s fleet. This corner of the chamber had been transformed into a surveillance hub, built solely to track the events in Dressrosa. From the moment Yonji set foot on the island, they had all watched closely. For days, it had been bright, chaotic, filled with noise and movement. Now, it’s dead quiet.
The gathered crowd doesn’t speak. The air is too heavy.
Niji sits motionless, staring ahead, expression unreadable. His helmet and glasses obscure his face, but it’s clear—his mind is far away.
Ichiji steps forward, uncrossing his arms. A concerned crease forms between his brows.
Ichiji
Niji… I know you would have preferred to be there yourself. I do too.
He doesn’t get a response. After a beat, he kneels beside Niji, his voice lowering with concern.
Ichiji
Are you alright?
There’s a long silence. Ichiji almost thought he’d get no response again. Then, without looking at him, Niji’s shoulders droop as he exhales deeply. He slowly backs his wheelchair away from Ichiji and the monitors.
Ichiji
Niji… you know Yonji’s always liked her….
Niji
Oh… that?
I have no problem with it.
Ichiji
…You don't?
Niji
Yes.
Ichiji’s mouth opens, startled, not quite sure he heard that right. His eyes squint, trying to study his brother. Before he can question further, Niji quickly follows up.
Niji
The mission is complete and the war with Dressrosa is over.
I’m going for a nap.
Ichiji
Oh.
Ichiji blinks, completely caught off guard, then shares a concerned gaze with Fukaboshi.
Niji begins to roll toward the door. Everyone steps aside to let him pass. But just before reaching it, he pauses and tilts his head slightly toward the mermaid king.
Niji
Fukaboshi.
Fukaboshi looks up, instantly alert. The change in Niji’s voice chills the air.
Niji
Do what you want with Doflamingo.
Ichiji
WHAT?!
Everyone flinches. Ichiji bolts to his feet, stunned.
Ichiji
You can’t just let Fukaboshi release him! Doflamingo needs to stand trial! Or at least wait for Reiju or Sanji to—
Niji
Dressrosa is in ruins and Doflamingo’s followers are in shambles. As far as I’m concerned, that’s punishment enough for him already. Though I would have preferred to take his life too.
Besides, Reiju already made an agreement with the mermaid king before I was regent. We have to honour it.
But if Doflamingo or any of his loyal dogs so much as breathes near our family, I will personally hold you responsible, King Fukaboshi.
The room stills.
Niji turns his head, eyes still obscured by his glasses.
Niji
And if that day comes, I will not hesitate to dissolve our countries’ alliance.
Do I make myself clear?
Gasps ripple through the room. The air is brittle, ready to snap.
Fukaboshi’s jaw tightens. He grips his trident—tight—but steady.
Fukaboshi
…I will make sure it won’t come down to that, brother.
Niji
See to it that it won’t.
He says nothing more, and he moves again.
In an urgent manner, Ichiji speaks out.
Ichiji
Niji! You can’t just walk away from this!
He rushes after his brother, voice rising.
Ichiji
I know you’re just angry because of Yonji and Cosette, but—
Niji
I'm really not.
Ichiji
I find that hard to believe, given your falling out with him in the past.
Niji
Believe it. I think Yonji can take good care of her. She doesn't need me to complicate her life any further.
Ichiji
…What? What do you mean by that?
He gets no answer. Niji keeps rolling forward. His silence feels final.
Ichiji darts ahead and blocks the door. Niji halts abruptly, looking up at him with heavy-lidded eyes. His face is unreadable, but the twitch at the edge of his brow betrays him.
Ichiji
Niji, listen to me.
I can deal with Doflamingo being set free—not that I have much say in the matter anyway.
But you have to remember—we’re only here because Fukaboshi tracked Sanji for months .
We would’ve lost him for good.
He gestures around them. The others look on, tensely.
Ichiji
You can't just throw away our alliance over a threat. The Vinsmokes and Neptunes—we’re way beyond alliances. We’re family . Sanji would never stand for this.
Niji tenses—subtly. But not missed by Ichiji.
There is another long pause. When Niji finally speaks, his voice is flat, dull and exhausted.
Niji
Move.
Ichiji
Not until you talk to me.
What’s going on with you? I’ve seen you upset before—but you’re being weird about all of this.
Niji’s fingers curl on the rims of his wheels, his knuckles pale, hands trembling from restraint. He tries to veer around but Ichiji steps with him again. Niji doesn’t look up, but something in his posture stiffens—cornered, rattled, trying desperately to stay in control.
Ichiji
Look at me when I’m talking to you!
Law
Room.
A wash of blue light suddenly floods the lab. Ichiji’s eyes widen in surprise.
Ichiji
Wait—!
With a flick of Law’s wrist, Ichiji’s limbs disassemble cleanly with a pop—head, arms, legs, torso—falling in pieces with dull, weighty thuds. Ichiji grunts when his face meets the floor.
Ichiji
Oi!!
Law steps in, sword balanced lazily over his shoulder. He plants himself between Ichiji’s scattered body and Niji.
Niji blinks, mildly surprised, then glances down at Ichiji’s disembodied head.
Ichiji
You… Trafalgar Law, what’s the meaning of this?!
Law tilts his head casually.
Law
The questioning ends here.
Niji-ya is under strict orders to rest as soon as the war with Dressrosa is over.
He said he’s taking a nap—so he will.
Ichiji stares, slack-jawed.
Ichiji
What the hell?! Under whose orders?!
Law
Under his doctor’s orders— me .
Ichiji glares, confused and fuming, mostly for getting disassembled unexpectedly. But he knows he’s powerless while he’s contained in Law’s room ability.
Feeling a particular attachment to their eldest brother, the young Sanji steps forward, cautious but determined. He glances at Ichiji’s scattered form with concern. Fukaboshi follows closely behind him, steady and protective.
Sanji
Oi, oi. Isn’t this a bit too far—?
Before he can get any closer, Zoro moves. He places himself in front of Sanji, blocking him with a sharp, wordless glare. The blonde freezes at the sight.
Certain Sanji won’t advance, Zoro shifts beside Law, positioning himself to shield Niji from view. The two swordsmen stand like sentinels. Ichiji looks baffled.
Ichiji
…What the fuck is going on? Are you two his personal bodyguards now or something?
Zoro
You heard Traffy. Leave Niji alone, and there won’t be trouble.
Talk to him after he's rested.
A heavy silence fills the room. Zoro and Law sweep the crowd with steely gazes—no one dares move.
Ichiji
Something’s off.
Niji stiffens. It’s subtle, but not subtle enough for Ichiji to miss.
Ichiji
Law, I completely get. He’s a doctor—your personal doctor now, it seems. But for even the demon to care this much? Something is definitely off.
There’s something else you're not telling me.
Niji doesn’t meet his gaze.
Ichiji
Niji… let me in. Just talk to me. I’ve always had your back, haven’t I?
Niji’s lips tremble. For a heartbeat, he looks like he might speak.
But he says nothing. He turns away and quickly rolls for the exit.
Ichiji
Niji!
No answer. The door opens—and slams shut behind him.
Ichiji
NIJI!!!
Bonus Comic
Chapter 32
Notes:
I thought this was a good time to draw a mini comic that's been in my head for a while. It's at the end of the chapter!
Happy reading!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
A day has passed since Sanji’s slave contract was successfully recovered, but Niji finds himself still unable to rest. Not because he doesn’t want to—but because he can’t. Something else gnaws at him, something he’s avoided for too long.
So, with his new gun on hand and his chosen executioner following silently behind, Niji makes his way to the cell that holds Doflamingo.
Inside, the space is far less severe than it once was. After days of cooperation, the Warlord was rewarded some limited comforts. The endless chains bolted to the ceiling and walls are gone, replaced by longer seastone-embedded restraints only linked around his wrists and ankles which allow him to move about more freely. And now there is a large, flat prison bed sitting in the corner to accommodate his size.
When Niji and Zoro enter, they find Doflamingo laying in bed with a book in his hand. His signature sunglasses are gone, tossed away days ago after being cracked beyond use. He raises his head slowly, taking them both in. He sets the book aside and sits up, swinging his feet onto the floor.
Doflamingo
Well, well. Isn't this a lovely surprise?
I was just thinking that I hadn’t had the chance to properly congratulate Germa’s new regent for stripping me of my title as king by obliterating my country and killing so many of my subjects. Quite an impressive act of justice and righteousness.
Niji
Pleasure's all mine.
There is a rising tension in the silence that follows while Zoro locks the door behind them. Doflamingo's mouth slowly curls into a toothy grin but Niji holds his ground and bears his gaze on him coldly.
Doflamingo
You know… at one point, this was the other way around—you in chains, and me standing where you are. Well… so to speak.
Though I do have to admit that the demon swordsman has more decency than I do in keeping prisoners happy.
Niji
You're way too spoiled here in my opinion.
Doflamingo
The service is phenomenal . The food alone—
Niji
Let's cut the pleasantries and get straight to the point. I don't have time for this shit.
Doflamingo tilts his head in intrigue.
Doflamingo
Oh?
Niji moves his wheelchair forward until he’s only a couple of metres away. He looks up at Doflamingo, unblinking, his voice low.
Niji
I don't recall a single thing from that time you interrogated me. All I remember is the pain.
A deep chuckle rumbles in Doflamingo's chest which reverberates through the cold cell. Niji looks unaffected by it and simply stares back.
Doflamingo
So... Caesar Clown’s Disruptor worked after all.
Niji
…“Disruptor”?
Doflamingo
Mmm. His own little creation when I first announced our country’s alliance way back then.
It only had one purpose—to destroy you .
Your mind, more specifically.
I didn’t expect Sanji to name you regent, though. A shame your reign will be so short-lived.
Niji tips his head up slightly, irritation simmering just beneath the surface.
Doflamingo
I know why you’re here….
You're dying .
Niji responds in silence. His fingers tighten around the handle of his gun and his jaw flexes as he fights to hide the anxiety twisting in his chest.
Doflamingo
If you're looking for information to somehow fix you, you can forget it. The Distruptor was in a form of gas that you inhaled.
Niji
That’s why Law couldn’t find it….
Doflamingo
By the looks of it, it was properly absorbed by your system and has already taken effect. It will only get worse from here. Why do you think I just let you go?
He leans forward slightly, his chains rattling faintly with the movement.
Doflamingo
A lot of people admired your father, Niji. But Caesar didn't trust you in particular, you see. He saw you as a real threat in becoming the greatest scientist in the world.
Niji
I never cared for that shit.
Doflamingo
Which is precisely what made him nervous. You don't even try, and still, you're considered one of the best under your veiled identity.
He made this invention for me in case I wanted to turn my back on you Vinsmokes, or if you ever got out of hand.
Niji
So what—you got him involved in destroying me to get to my brother in Skypiea?
It’s Doflamingo's turn to look irritated as his smile drops. He practically spits his next words.
Doflamingo
Tch.
Not exactly. Caesar shelved it years ago. Got attached to you over time, I suppose. But I knew where to find it. As soon as he learned I'm using it, he hightailed it and ran. The fuckin' coward. No one knows where he is now.
Niji draws a slow, steady breath, hiding his true thoughts on the matter. He shifts in his seat and squares up.
Niji
I didn't come here to ask how you manage to break me.
Doflamingo
No?
Niji
I'm here to ask what it is you took from me.
In return, I will insist on setting you free at the next island we see.
Doflamingo’s expression sours instantly—a reaction Niji finds interesting but it unsettles him. Doflamingo's gaze quickly flicks to Zoro warily. After a brief pause in consideration, he rises from the edge of the bed.
Before he can fully straighten, Niji lifts his rifle in a flash, aiming it squarely at his forehead, while Zoro unsheathes a sword and holds the tip of it just shy of his neck. Doflamingo stills.
Doflamingo
If you really want to know the truth, I highly suggest we speak in private about this.
Niji
I'm no idiot, Doflamingo.
The swordsman stays.
Doflamingo's tone shifts to something low and quieter. The weight of his words suddenly becomes heavier.
Doflamingo
Then at least let me say the first part... quietly . Even I take no pleasure in having this knowledge.
But what I have to tell you is only for your ears. And if you hear what I have to say, you would agree that it should stay that way.
Zoro takes a single step forward, tilting his blade until it breaks skin, ready to insist on Doflamingo's full cooperation by threat. But Niji holds out a hand to stop him as his curiosity has taken the best of him.
The swordsman's eye twitches in reluctant protest, but takes a step back and returns his sword on his hip. Without a word, Niji rolls closer and lowers his rifle.
Doflamingo kneels in front of Niji and leans in, slow and deliberate, expression hidden under the shade of his brows. Then, in a voice barely audible, he speaks close to his ear.
Instantly, Niji freezes, his eyes going wide and his breath catches. His hands clench his gun and armrest until his knuckles pale.
Not long after, Doflamingo pulls back and looks at him eye to eye.
Niji
You're lying.
Doflamingo shakes his head side to side slowly. He averts his gaze, his eyes hidden in the dark but even Zoro can see it—the tension in his jaw and the furrow of his brows.
Doflamingo
I wish I was.
And… I think you're starting to remember, aren’t you?
An unsettling silence fills the room. Niji stares ahead, visibly shaken, one hand rising to the side of his head as a spike of pain pierces through his skull. After a moment, Niji finally speaks.
Niji
Zoro, leave us.
Zoro's brows crease, instantly on edge.
Zoro
No. He’s unbound except for the cuffs. It's too dangerous for you to be in here on your own.
Niji
I'm armed and I can still use my powers—but he can't. I'll be fine.
If you're that concerned, wait outside. But I really need you to go. Now . And give me your key so you don’t get any ideas.
Zoro exhales hard through his nose, clearly agitated, but doesn’t argue further. He pulls the cell key from his coat and hands it over.
Zoro
You’ve got five minutes or I’m slicing the door open.
Niji
No, you won’t. It’s the only cell big enough for him, idiot.
And don’t boss me around. I’ll take as long as I need.
Zoro growls in frustration and steps out. The heavy door closes behind him with a heavy bang, followed by the sharp clack of the lock sliding into place from the other side. He grumbles under his breath and leans against the cold metal wall, crossing his arms and glaring at the door.
Not a sound leaks through from the other side, and Zoro feels the uneasy tension building up.
After what seemed like an eternity, Niji finally emerges from the cell. Zoro pushes himself off the wall, eager to hear news from his talk with Doflamingo. Niji says nothing at first. He closes the door behind him, locking it, then pauses—hand resting on the steel as if gathering himself.
Zoro
What was that about?
Niji doesn't respond, continuing his stare off with the door blankly. Zoro watches him carefully, trying to read the lines on his face but finds nothing clear.
Just when he’s about to push again, Niji finally moves. He brings out the bottle of pills Law had given him to manage his stress levels, tosses several pills into his mouth and swallows dry. He hurriedly wheels through the long corridor toward the exit without sparing Zoro a glance.
Zoro
Oi!
As he calls out, he jogs to him to catch up.
Niji
I know you want answers. All in good time.
Zoro
I've just had enough of you doing that. That's what you said about your family with you being sick.
Niji stops abruptly to throw him a dangerous glare.
Niji
This is different .
Zoro
Then make me understand.
Niji exhales hard and lifts his glasses to rub his face up and down in exasperation, trying to compose himself.
Niji
Believe it or not, I wish I could. Really, I do.
Zoro
Uh-huh.
Niji
But I can't… because I need to talk to Sanji about it first—our actual one, I mean. As the regent of our country… and as his brother.
I'm sorry, Zoro. That's all I can tell you right now.
Zoro frowns, thrown by the answer, but he picks up on his genuinity. The fact that Niji’s holding back just makes him more curious—and more frustrated.
Zoro
Is the information that important?
Niji
Yes. The most I can say is that an arrangement has been made, and my family won't have to see Doflamingo ever again.
That includes you.
Zoro
…Me?
Niji
Yes… unfortunately.
Zoro
But I'm not even part of your family.
Niji
I hate to say this, but you are to Sanji.
Niji resumes moving forward, reaching into his coat and pulling out a small transponder snail. As they approach the corridor's end, two fishmen guards open the heavy secured doors, revealing the wide expanse of the ship’s open deck protected by a massive air bubble, shimmering under the light.
Den Den Mushi
Click .
Reiju
Hey, Niji.
I didn't expect you to call….
Niji
Hey.
He hears a couple of panicked murmured voices in the background—familiar ones. He doesn’t want to place them but he knows exactly who they are.
Reiju
Hey um… I think I know what you'll say but… Yonji wants to talk to you.
Niji
No.
Reiju
…Okay. Of course you don't.
Uhm…
More chatter filters through, but more frantic this time.
Reiju
…Cosette wants to talk to you.
Niji grits his teeth. He can still picture them in the ruined church—the way she reacted to Yonji’s advances—and the way they kissed in the colosseum. While she didn’t initiate any of it, she didn’t stop it either. He felt betrayed.
He shouldn’t feel this way. He’d already told himself it was for the best. Whatever might’ve been between them wouldn’t have lasted anyway. Not with what’s happening to him.
It wouldn’t be fair to her.
Not ready to confront those feelings, let alone prematurely admit them to Reiju, he clears his throat and changes the subject.
Niji
Reij… have you left Green Bit yet?
Reiju
Erm… not quite. I'm actually glad you called. We've got a bit of a situation.
Niji
Ugh. What now?
Reiju
It’s nothing too bad. Just—
Hold on…
He hears Yonji speaking faintly on the other end—urgent and pleading.
Reiju
There’s an influx of orphans—some from the war and some who were already without homes or families. We just don’t have the capacity at the temporary shelters and there’s no one to care for them.
Yonji was wondering if…
Niji
We'll take them in.
Reiju
Oh! I didn’t expect you to say yes that fast. I had a whole speech ready and everything…
Niji groans, pressing a palm to his temple to ease the growing headache that still lingers from his earlier exchange with Doflamingo.
Niji
Believe it or not, despite my actions in destroying Dressrosa, I'm not that heartless, Reiju.
Reiju
Niji, that's not what I—
Niji
But you are thinking it.
I wouldn’t have assigned Cosette to civilian rescue and evacuation otherwise.
Reiju
I know that, Niji….
There’s a moment of silence. Niji notices his sister doesn’t deny the accusation—her silence says enough. He sighs again and pushes the conversation along.
Niji
Once you're all set, I need you to make a pitstop.
Reiju
Oh?
Niji
I have a feeling that only you can go through completely unharmed, given recent events. You may have to do this bit solo. Or at least, very carefully if you decide to bring people.
Reiju
Where do you need me?
Niji
Punk Hazard.
I need you to find Caesar Clown and extend him a job offer. Ichiji’s soldiers already secured the island, but I just know he's still somewhere in there.
Reiju
Wait—what? Are you out of your mind? He's Doflamingo's most trusted scientist.
Niji
He was . Doflamingo's after his head so he's in hiding.
Reiju
He is? Interesting….
Niji
I know exactly where to find him. He used to ask me to come by and check his latest works in confidence before making them public or selling them. But he’s likely set up his usual poison gas traps so you may be the only one who can get through safely.
Reiju
And what job is it I'm offering him, exactly?
Niji
I need him to be my lab assistant.
A week goes by and the older Sanji with the Straw Hat crew finally arrive in Sabaody Archipelago. They had split ways so Sanji can stay incognito to pursue his studies on the All Blue in the island’s massive library, while some of the others go off to find Law. The rest assist Pappag in rescuing their new mermaid friend, Cammie.
It’s hard—painful even—to stay behind. In his own world, his family got along well with both merfolk and it gnaws at him not to help. But Nami and Robin are firm that he needs to stay out of it. Despite his faith in Luffy and the others, the worry still unsettles him.
With his hood pulled low, Sanji buries himself in stacks of books. The library is vast, full of records and rare texts. Still, the All Blue remains as elusive in this world as it is in his own. He even starts going through cookbooks, some of which contain brief mentions of the fabled sea. His notebook slowly fills with scrawled thoughts and cross-referenced details until his stomach growls loudly.
When he checks the time, he is shocked to see that it’s already late afternoon and wonders why none of the Straw Hats have come to fetch him this late. They should at least have some news about Law, or Cammie for that matter.
Soon after, he discovers why.
A few people burst into the library in a frantic state. One of them rushes to a table with a group of people nearby and whispers something urgent. Sanji catches parts of it. There’s news about one of Whitebeard’s commanders being captured—and an execution broadcast live on screen from Marineford. The group around the table jump to their feet and rushes out. More patrons follow, murmuring in a mix of excitement and panic.
Sanji suddenly remembers that Luffy had told him that his brother is one of White Beard’s commanders.
He shoots up to his feet, stuffing his notebook into the inner pocket of his borrowed coat, and quickly rushes out the door. As soon as he bursts it wide open, he is met with chaos.
With all “Supernovas” all in Sabaody Archipelago, the Marines are running around wreaking havoc, taking down pirates left, right and centre. Clearly, The World Government is making a move all of the sudden. Dread builds up inside of him. Luffy and his mini Marimo are part of this unique group of people, and, by extension, the Marines must also be after the Straw Hat Pirates as well—possibly including himself.
He quickly brings up a bandage that Chopper had given him in case he needed first aid. He wraps it around his forehead to hide his distinct curly brows and secures the hood around his head once more before sprinting away, aiming to return to the Thousand Sunny in Grove 44 to regroup with whoever he can find so they can come up with a solid plan. He needs to find the Straw Hats and the Heart Pirates as quickly as possible, then do everything in his power to get them to leave the island one way or another.
Thanks to his makeshift “disguise,” the scars, and his age difference from the younger Sanji, the Marines barely give him a second glance. They rush past him, barking orders at each other and warning civilians to take shelter immediately. He weaves through clusters of the navy, shouting something about Drake X, Basil Hawkins and Urouge near town square causing chaos. He ignores them until he runs into another squad that made him freeze in his tracks.
Marine 1
We’re just waiting for Admiral Kizaru! I hear he’s got backup too!
Marine 2
What’s taking him so long?! How about the Pacifistas?!
Marine 1
There’s already one on its way to the Human Auctioning House. The Straw Hat, Trafalgar Law and Eustass Kid are all there!
Sanji spins quickly, eyes wide. He can’t let this go by. Now’s his chance—he can help the Straw Hats, rescue Cammie and get Law all in one go.
He racks his brain. In his world, Doflamingo had relinquished his Human Auctioning House not long after their initial trip to attend the Levely all those years ago. For the life of him, he can’t remember where it is. Before the Marines can go too far, he reaches out and grabs one by the back collar of his uniform.
Marine 1
Oi!! What are you doing?! Let go of me!
Sanji
Where is this Human Auctioning House you talked about?
Marine 2
You’re not seriously thinking of going there, are you? It’s too dangerous! You need to go home and stay inside until this blows over, old man.
Sanji
I’m NOT an o—you know what? Whatever. Just tell me what’s going on.
Marine 1
I wouldn’t get close to the place if I were you. It’s about to get under attack if not already.
Sanji
Shit. I need to get to the Human Auctioning House right now and you’re going to tell me where it is! My uh… wife was attending.
Marine 1
Oh! Why didn’t you say so? It’s in Grove 1! That way!
Sanji stares at him for a beat and rolls his eyes, unimpressed by the Marines’ sheer stupidity, then bolts in the direction he points. The closer he gets, the thicker the chaos becomes. Marines and pirates are clashing all around—blades, guns, explosions and smoke are in every corner. He avoids the conflict by running up one of the towering mangroves and begins sprinting across its thick branches, leaping from tree to tree as fast as he can.
Sanji
This place is fuckin’ cursed. Every damn time I step foot here, nothing goes to plan.
—
Before Sanji can reach Grove 1, his heart drops when he sees Admiral Kizaru and the infamous Sentomaru. Thankfully, to his surprise, he sees Silvers Rayleigh keeping them at bay at a distance. That alone is enough to keep Kizaru occupied—for now. He knows better than to get involved. If he picks a fight with any of those names, they would only tear the island apart.
Unfortunately, he spots the Straw Hats nearby.
Perched on a thick branch high atop a mangrove tree, he watches them in the middle of a clearing. Relief washes over him. The crew looks like they managed to survive an encounter from a single Pacifista and have somehow successfully destroyed it as it lies smoldering on the ground. But the cost is written all over them—battered, bloodied, barely standing. They’re alive, but only just.
He quietly studies their condition. None of them are in any shape to keep fighting. And with a Marine Admiral nearby… it’s not looking so good.
Sanji
…Is this really all you’re bringing to the New World, Luffy…?
He whispers the words to himself. There’s no point in sugarcoating it. The Straw Hats intend to continue their journey to the New World after they help him, but he doesn’t think they’re ready.
In his mind, he did consider finding some ways to help train them up during their planned travel to Skypiea—but now, he’s convinced they need something more. They need real training by real mentors. He knows his efforts will never be good enough, not with what’s coming.
Suddenly, Luffy screams at the top of his lungs, cracking through the chaos.
Luffy
EVERYONE!!! FOCUS ON ESCAPING!!!
As we are now… WE CAN’T BEAT THESE GUYS!!!
At least the captain listened to him, Sanji thinks. From the corner of his eyes, he sees a looming figure walk up to them—another Pacifista. The crew looks horrified as they were barely able to survive the last fight they had with the previous one.
Sanji readies to pounce on the Pacifista but upon seeing the large Bible in its hand, however, he relaxes instead.
Sanji
Oh… it’s the real Bartholomew Kuma. He’s probably here to help them escape.
He’s heard the story before. The Zoro from his reality had told him everything about this very moment—how Kuma sent them all flying to different corners of the globe, how they trained, survived, and came out stronger than ever before. And from the way things are unfolding, Sanji realizes the same fate might be playing out here.
So he stays still, watching.
But the Straw Hats don’t know that—not yet anyway.
Instead of trusting the unknown, the Straw Hats quickly strategize and split ways for better chances of escape. Kuma, unnervingly fast for his size, still catches up to them at a frightening speed. In a blink of an eye, he closes the distance between himself and his favourite mini Marimo.
Sanji grips the branch he’s holding onto tightly.
Sanji
Sorry… Zoro…. It’s for your own good.
Zoro plants himself in front of Usopp and Brook, blades trembling in his hands. His whole body is on the verge of collapse. Still, he stands to protect his nakama.
Then, in one swipe—
Kuma’s massive paw flashes forward, and Zoro vanishes into the thin air.
The crew freezes in horror. Luffy’s eyes water and his voice breaks as it rips through the trees.
Luffy
ZOROOOOOO!!!
Sanji hisses, clenching his fists. It’s happening faster than he’d like.
He didn’t even get the chance to say goodbye.
Luffy
ZORO!!! WHERE DID YOU GO?!?
Sanji’s body tenses—seconds from jumping in—but he hesitates, torn. He looks around. The entire island is in shambles and the pirates currently left on the island are severely outnumbered and overwhelmed. An Admiral is right there , after their heads. And somewhere out there, Luffy’s brother is sitting on death row.
Even if he stepped in now, it wouldn’t change the outcome. His involvement may make things worse. In fact, Kuma might be their only real chance. It’s the only way any of them can survive, and the only way Luffy can reach Marineford in time.
He takes a huge gamble.
He swallows the lump in his throat, heart aching… and allows it to happen. Luffy’s intention to save his brother and the Straw Hat’s lives are far more valuable than his search to find the All Blue.
So he watches them suffer.
Kuma reaches out once more, now aimed towards the sniper who’s too stunned, too scared to move after seeing Zoro vanish right in front of his eyes.
Sanji
Come on, Sogeking, brave warrior of the sea. What are you going to do?
Usopp makes a desperate attempt to keep Kuma away from him with his large slingshot. All of his shots land accurately but his exploding stars barely do anything against the looming Warlord. Kuma simply continues advancing through the explosive rounds, completely unfazed.
Sanji’s lips thin into a line, shaking his head in disappointment.
Brook
Look out, Usopp!!
To his surprise, Brook rushes in front and holds his arms outstretched to hide the paralyzed Usopp behind him.
Sanji’s frown turns into a proud smile. He whispers under his breath.
Sanji
That’s more like it! Show them what you got, Brook!
Brook
I will protect you, even if it costs me my life!
Oh, wait, I’m already dea—
Kuma swings an arm across and teleports the skeleton before he could finish his sentence. Sanji slaps his forehead.
Sanji
Your sword , Brook. Where the hell was your sword…?
One by one, the Straw Hats disappear.
After Zoro and Brook, it’s Usopp. Then Franky, Nami, Chopper…..
As each one of them vanishes, it hits Sanji like a punch to the gut.
Luffy tries. He really tries. He throws himself at Kuma with everything he’s got—but it’s just not enough.
It’s agonizing to watch.
Sanji knows Luffy doesn’t understand what’s happening. He doesn’t know who Kuma truly is, and what fate awaits his crew after this moment. To Luffy, it just looks like they’re being hunted—picked off like some helpless prey. Even from this distance, Sanji can sense it—Kuma wishes he could tell him the truth. That this isn’t the end.
When Robin vanishes, Luffy finally breaks.
He crumples to the ground, fists slamming into the earth. He thrashes, sobbing, forehead smashing against the dirt in a fit of desperation and grief.
Sanji covers his mouth with his hand, swallowing back the instinct to call out. His nails dig into his own skin. Tears flow down his cheeks.
Sanji
I’m sorry, Luffy. I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry….
Luffy
What is this? What is this?!
I couldn’t save even one of my friends…!!!
Sanji winces. He bows his head, forehead pressed to the tree branch beneath him, lightly knocking it against the bark while repeatedly apologising under his breath. He tries with all his might not to run up to him in his aid.
He can’t help but wonder if things would have been different had he not interfered with this world.
If maybe… this was a mistake.
Sanji
I’m sorry, Luffy….
But you need to go too.
—
After Luffy vanishes, the chaos begins to settle. The island, once teetering on the edge of full collapse, slowly quiets.
Sanji doesn’t move right away. He waits, hidden in the canopy of trees, eyes tracking every major player on the field. When he sees Kuma break away—after a mysterious hushed exchange with Silvers Rayleigh, Admiral Kizaru, and Sentomaru—he watches them part ways. The Marines redirect their forces to round up the remaining pirates now scattered throughout Sabaody.
Sanji quickly makes his move. He keeps his distance, stalking Kuma from above, careful not to draw attention. He waits for the right moment—somewhere quiet, somewhere safe from prying eyes.
To his surprise, Kuma heads for Grove 44—towards the Thousand Sunny.
Once he's sure no Marines or onlookers are nearby, Sanji drops from the above, landing directly in front of the massive Warlord who freezes still.
Still on a knee, Sanji immediately raises his hands up to him to say he means no harm.
Sanji
You’re Bartholomew Kuma. Pleasure to meet you.
Kuma
…Have we met before?
Sanji
Uh… no? I’m not exactly from around here….
Kuma tilts his head at him curiously as Sanji straightens up.
Sanji
I know what you did to the Straw Hats. You know you’ll get in trouble for that, right?
Kuma doesn’t reply. Instead, he leans slightly down, studying him. After a beat, Kuma finally speaks.
Kuma
My scanners indicate that you’re Blackleg Sanji with a bounty of seventy-seven million Beri.
Sanji
Hah! Only seventy-seven… wait.
Wait, wait, wait—no! I’m a different person!!
…Well, not exactly, I mean—
Kuma opens his Bible and shuffles through a stack of papers stuck between its pages. He procures out a single piece of parchment and presents it to Sanji.
Kuma
Is this not you?
That horrible portrait “artwork” of his other self stares back at him through the piece of paper.
Sanji
IT'S FUCKIN’ NOT!!!
Suddenly enraged, Sanji snatches the bounty poster off Kuma's hand and rips it to shreds. When the pieces fall on the ground, he furiously stomps on it.
Sanji
I swear on my life, I'm going to find that fuckin' poor excuse of an artist and—!!
Kuma
It appears that your poster is severely out of date.
Sanji
…Are you… are you saying I'm old?
Kuma
Yes.
Sanji
I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU!!!
Kuma
…
Regardless, are you, or are you not known as “Blackleg Sanji”?
Sanji
Not “Blackleg”, but Sanji, sure—
Kuma doesn’t hesitate. He removes a glove from one of his hands and swings it across. Sanji flinches and dodges in time, rolling to the side. He props up on a knee and holds his hands up once more.
Sanji
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! I’m not here to cause trouble! I’m here to ask for your help!
Kuma doesn’t respond to him. He attempts one swing after another at Sanji who continues to jump out of the way.
Sanji
Cut it out! Weren’t you listening? I said that I’m not from around here!!
Kuma
My scanners said otherwise. Are you not the Straw Hat’s chef?
Sanji
I’m not!! I mean, I’ve cooked but BARELY! It’s really hard to feed Luffy and all. I can’t do it without help—it’s so much work. I’m not cut out for it!
Kuma
From what I can tell, you can fight well. But as their chef, it sounds like you need more training in that regard.
Sanji
What?! No!
Listen—I need to find Trafalgar Law! Do you know where he is?!
Kuma
That doesn’t matter. You need to get out of this place, like the rest of your Straw Hat crew.
Sanji
I will! As soon as I find Law! He’s the only way I could get home!!
Kuma
Home? You want to go home ?
Kuma finally stops his attacks. There is a moment of pause. The Warlord looks like he’s deep in thought, digging his mind for information. Sanji takes the opportunity to straighten up and sound his pleas.
Sanji
I’m on a quest to find the All Blue, and Traffy is my only way back home afterwards.
Kuma
I see.
In that case, I will help you…. I will take you where you need to be.
Sanji blinks in surprise, eyes widening brightly.
Sanji
You will?! Oh, finally ! THANK YOU!
He takes a step closer, relief breaking through the tension. Kuma mirrors him, calm and composed, lifting his massive paw—not to strike, but to offer. It hovers gently in front of Sanji, not aggressive, but poised with intent.
Sanji
I’m glad you understand. I was afraid for the worst. I really don't want to fight you. With the Straw Hats scattered like this, I’m on my own and… I don’t know what else to do.
Okay, we’re in business! So here's the plan. First, we find Traffy, then I need your help to take us to Sky—
Kuma
I will take you where you need to be.
That way, you can sharpen your cooking skills.
Sanji pauses, staring at him dumbfoundedly.
Sanji
...Hold on. That doesn’t sound like what I asked for.
I'm suddenly not sure if we're on the same boat here…
Kuma
I'm taking you home.
And before Sanji can protest, Kuma’s paw presses forward. In an instant, the world disappears—
—and so does he.
—
Sanji
…Eh?
In the blink of an eye, Sanji finds himself sprawled across a large paw-shaped crater in the middle of a broken wooden deck. His mind spins as he quickly sits up, disoriented.
Looking around he realises that he seems to be… somewhere else entirely. Sabaody Archipelago is nowhere to be seen. There are no towering mangroves, no floating bubbles, and none of the island’s recognisable landmarks are anywhere in sight.
Instead, he’s on the open-air deck of a large, ornate ship that looks like some kind of travelling restaurant. Tables, chairs, and polished railings surround him. The whole place is isolated but it is decked out like a floating fine-dining venue. It even smells just like one too. The scent of garlic, seared meat, aromatic herbs, fine wine is in the air.
It suddenly hits him—everything, all at once, crashes down on him like a boulder.
All that effort in getting to Sabaody and planning to team up with Law are all gone in an instant. And now, the guilt creeps in. He’s left his family in the middle of a war to pursue his dreams, but with the way things are going, he’s starting to dread that it might be all for naught. Worse, he still doesn’t know if letting Kuma scatter the Straw Hats was the right call. He hopes they’ll grow stronger just as they did in his world. But he starts questioning what if they don’t—and what if he’d given them the worst fate possible.
The weight of it builds. Every doubt, every misstep, every consequence. It tips him over the edge.
His temper quickly rises and he runs to the nearest railing that meets the open ocean. With watery eyes, he screams in great fury towards the water.
Sanji
KUMAAAA!!!! WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK!!!
Outraged, he thrashes out. Tables, chairs, beams and absolutely anything in his path get obliterated under his kicks and punches. He wrecks everything with no restraint, tearing through the beautiful decor like it personally offended him. Splinters fly, wood cracks, and debris scatter across the deck and into the sea below.
Sanji
FUCK YOU, BARTHOLOMEW KUMA!! FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!!! THIS NOT WHERE I NEED TO BE!!! THIS SETS ME BACK SO FUCKIN’ FAR!!!
Eventually his chaos attracts the ship’s occupants and they emerge from the double doors on deck.
Sanji hears heavy footsteps echo across the battered deck—one boot slams down with a loud stomp, followed by a slower wooden thud.
Voice
OI!!!
Breathless and fuming, Sanji whips his head around, eyes wet from mixed feelings of rage and remorse.
Sanji
WHAT?!?
A broad old man in a white chef’s coat marches toward him with an angry scowl, his wooden peg leg thudding heavily with each step. He has the most impressive braided blonde mustache that Sanji has ever seen, and an even more impressive towering chef’s hat to match.
The man smacks a rolling pin against his palm, eyes fixed on Sanji like he’s about to skin him alive. Behind him, several anxious-looking chefs peek over his shoulder, eyes wide at the total devastation before them.
This entire corner of their once pristine outdoor deck has been practically demolished. The chairs, tables and railings are all trashed. Whatever remains of them are either scattered around in pieces or floating in the open waters—also in pieces. Under them, the entire platform looks like it could collapse at any moment.
Sanji tuts and lights up a cigarette in an attempt to calm himself. He straightens his posture and casts a sideways glance at the old man who simply narrows his eyes and glares at him with the same amount of intensity.
Zeff
You're going to have to pay for that.
Back in the other world…
The younger Sanji leans his elbows against the window frame of his quarters aboard the oarfish vessel, playing with a cigarette between his lips. The warm weather is welcoming compared to the chillier nights that they had recently, so he takes his time looking out at the rocky island where their ship had docked. It is a barren, desolate place with neither town nor vegetation aside from the occasional tiny reef crabs popping up and weaving between tide pools. There’s something about the place that reminds him of the island where he had once been stuck on with Zeff, during those long, hungry weeks of survival.
Far ahead, he can see Ichiji escorting Doflamingo toward the middle of the island. The sight made Sanji tense. Despite the weeks that had passed, he still hadn’t grown used to seeing his brother in that helmet—the very same cold, restrictive design he'd once been forced to wear as a child in his father’s dungeon. Of all things, he can’t understand why Ichiji had chosen this look, especially when their other siblings had moved on with their own.
He forcefully tears his gaze away to keep his mind from spiraling down too far into the past. For his own sanity, maybe he’ll just try to convince him later to keep taking condensed seastones to retain his emotions now that Zoro had acquired more from the last big island they stopped by.
When Sanji’s gaze trails down, he sees the disgruntled Law remaining behind on the deck, positioned by the ramp with his eyes fixed on their prisoner about to be set free. The doctor, highly disapproving of Fukaboshi’s decision, volunteered to stay behind to make sure Doflamingo keeps his distance from the ship should the former Warlord get any funny ideas about following them. Sanji thinks that Law would be more than happy to beat the crap out of him if he had been given a chance.
The escort team following Ichiji include Fukaboshi, Zoro, and Niji who has swapped his usual wheelchair for a floating bubble to move easily over the rough terrain. A handful of fishman soldiers closely tail behind them, alert and ready. Doflamingo, still shackled at both wrists and ankles, is handled like a bomb too dangerous to touch. One of the guards sets down a small, reinforced safebox with a built-in timer which is set to unlock and release the keys to his restraints after a predetermined number of hours.
Sanji sighs as a wave of relief washes over him. At least he doesn’t have to keep feeding the man interrogation food anymore so he can solely focus on training and helping out with food preparations for the army.
But today, something feels off. He can’t seem to put a finger on why. Despite the relief, his nerves refuse to settle. He should feel better, knowing that they’re finally putting a significant distance from the man who wanted him dead when he first arrived in this world. Instead, a heavy sense of unease twisted in his gut. Every instinct in his body told him something was wrong—deeply, and terribly wrong.
A dull ache tugs at his chest.
He misses them—his nakama. If he’s being honest with himself, he misses the chaos, even. Fukaboshi has stocked up so much on food reserves that no one bats an eye if anyone takes more than their allocated share of food and drinks. He wonders where his crew is in his world. If everything is going smoothly, they should be at Sabaody Archipelago by now.
And then, inevitably, his attention gravitates toward the swordsman.
He watches the older Zoro standing among the guards on the rocky shore. The younger Marimo in his world was still healing the last time he remembers. As far as he knows, only himself, Brook and the Risky Brothers are the only ones who are aware of Zoro’s sacrifice for their captain, and that the wounds that were inflicted on him are deep.
Sanji
Tch.
He rubs his hair in frustration, forcing himself to banish the thoughts.
Sanji
Who cares about that stupid mosshead? He can bleed to death for all I care.
And yet, his eyes betray him. They linger, noting the way that this Zoro stood—his strong posture, the robust muscles on his neck and crossed arms… the muscular chest between them. But man did this one age well.
Sanji
Aughhh!! What is WRONG with me?!
Sanji ruffles up his own hair even more violently, literally trying to shake the thoughts out of his mind. He forces himself to watch ANYONE else in front of him to take his attention off the distracting swordsman.
Ichiji steps away from Doflamingo and moves to stand beside Niji, giving Fukaboshi space to say his goodbyes. From his vantage point, Sanji squints toward the rocky island in frustration. He really should have tried to find binoculars earlier—he can’t even make out what their lips are saying.
Then a chill crawls up his spine. Doflamingo has turned his head. He’s looking straight at him. Sanji flinches as their eyes lock. Even from a distance, the man’s gaze feels heavy.
Thankfully, Zoro has picked up on the tension and steps forward, drawing a blade and pointing the tip just shy of the former Warlord’s cheek—forcing him to break eye contact and turn back toward the group. Ichiji, Niji, and Fukaboshi glance up toward Sanji’s direction briefly. Whatever was said, it’s clear they’ve noticed.
A few tense moments pass. Zoro mutters something low, just audible enough to sound like a warning, and eventually sheaths his sword. The group turns to head back toward the ship. All except for Niji.
Now that they’re closer, Sanji can hear Ichiji call out as he reaches the base of the ramp.
Ichiji
Yo, Niji! What are you doing? We gotta go!
Niji, with his back turned to them, appears to ignore him and continues speaking to Doflamingo quietly.
Fukaboshi
What is he doing…?
Ichiji
I don’t know, but I don’t like it.
NIJ! We’re on a timer! We need to get out of here as soon as possible!!
He still gets no response. Sanji watches Doflamingo glance toward the ship for a beat before returning his attention to Niji. He’s listening but not moving.
Zoro
I’m going to go get him.
Ichiji
NIJI!! Get your ass over here or I’ll drag it back myself!
Before anyone can make a move, Doflamingo does something unexpected—he smiles slightly, with a hint of warmth, and nods. Niji reaches into his coat and pulls out a small object, something that catches the sunlight with a glint of red. Sanji narrows his eyes, trying to make it out from afar.
The moment Doflamingo takes it and places it over his eyes, he realises that it’s his sunglasses—repaired, polished, and whole.
Ichiji
…The hell?
Fukaboshi’s tensed expression shifts, softening, feeling touched by the gesture—though he’s just as confused as Ichiji.
Wordlessly, Niji turns and begins his slow float back to the oarfish vessel. As he moves closer, Ichiji and Fukaboshi can’t help but question his actions.
Ichiji
What the hell was that ?
Niji
His sunglasses.
Ichiji
Thanks, smartass.
I meant what was your conversation about?
Fukaboshi
And you repaired them? Why did you do that for him, Niji?
Ichiji
Right. It was only a week ago when you finished fully wrecking Dressrosa, and now you’re doing him favours? Have you forgotten that he's hurt you and Sanji?
Niji
Leave me alone. I have a lot of work to do. I’ll be in my lab.
Ichiji
Fuck this shit—I’ve had enough of this already!
Niji! You can’t keep leaving us in the dark like this!
With that, the crowd disappears from view, out of Sanji’s line of sight and earshot as the oarfish vessel drifts away from the island. He can still hear muffled arguing between Ichiji and Niji from below but it eventually fades.
Doflamingo lingers. He turns slightly, tilting his head just enough for his glasses to catch the light. Behind the tinted lenses, his gaze meets Sanji’s once more. Strangely, it doesn’t feel threatening. It feels like a quiet farewell. Sanji takes a long drag from his smoke, exhales through his nose, then pushes off the windowsill and shuts the blinds close.
He has a couple more hours before this impromptu “side project” that Ichiji had asked him to help with so he has time to kill. But that dreadful feeling that his Straw Hat family may be in trouble still won’t let up. He knows he can’t do anything about it from where he is so he desperately looks around the room for a distraction.
The other Sanji certainly looks like he lives like a king. The furnishings are rich, almost theatrical: velvet drapes, a sleeping corner buried in plush pillows and high-thread-count sheets, and books… so many books. Every shelf is packed with thick texts about marine life, world geography, Devil Fruits, weapons, and a whole section dedicated to running a country and taking one apart.
He really should dedicate a day or two to just peruse around but the choices are too overwhelming. There’s simply too many to choose from. He steps closer to one of the floor-to-ceiling shelves, scanning the spines for something that might catch his eye. Then he notices a row of thick, leather-bound books that are untitled. Curious, he pulls one out and opens it on a random spread—
It’s a family album.
He blinks, momentarily surprised, but he shouldn’t be at this point. He already knows this version of himself is very close with his siblings. He can’t help but hate him for that… a little. Though, if he’s being honest with himself, he is jealous of him… a little. Somewhere deep inside, a part of him blames himself for being a “failure”. Still, he browses through.
Sanji
Oh… shit.
He learns that this book is not just any family album. It’s joint birthday celebrations of him with his brothers. He flicks through from the start, unable to help himself.
In the earliest photos, everyone looks awkward—body language stiff and uncomfortable. There are no smiles, probably because they were forcefully squished into one frame close to each other around their giant birthday cake. He's about the same age in them—younger even. It felt surreal seeing himself in the pictures but no memory of them for himself.
Sanji
This is so stupid….
But as the pages go on, something changes. As the brothers age, the photos grow messier and less staged. There are wild snapshots: plates of desserts smashed across faces, Ichiji accidentally setting the table on fire by overdoing the birthday flames on the candles, Niji with a full cocktail spilled across his chest, the other Sanji passed out drunk and naked under a towel, Yonji—mid-laugh—with a drink spraying violently out of his nose, Reiju in the background rolling her eyes at the madness.
There is real joy and real chaos… from a real family.
Sanji
Look at them. With their stupid faces and their… stupid parties.
Sanji’s hands start to tremble and he feels a drop of liquid flow down his cheek. He growls and slams the album shut, rubbing his sleeve roughly against his face.
Sanji
It’s not fair.
Frustrated, Sanji shoves the book back into place a bit too forcefully. The motion ends with a loud metallic clang . He flinches, afraid he’d broken something.
He sets the album aside and crouches down, peering beneath the shelf to see what caused the noise. Half-dislodged from a narrow hidden compartment built into the underside of the shelf, something metallic glints in the low light. The shape is cylindrical… and familiar.
His heart rate picks up. He feels a mix of emotions suddenly flood over him—uncertainty and excitement. He reaches out and pulls it free. Sure enough, it’s a Raid Suit canister—marked with a “3”.
Feeling stunned, he admires it for a moment. Of course there’s one for him. His mind is immediately set on activating it to try it out in private. He wonders how, so he plays with it in his hand. When he turns the can, however, he sees a note stuck on the side with a scribble written down in large cursive letters. The handwriting reminds him of his own.
“Emergencies only. Don't do anything dumb.”
Notes:
I'm sorry this was late. I spent too long
rendering Ichiji's chest hairdoing perspective drawings and colouring.Originally I had Ichiji lose his eyes from a big battle for being a warmonger prince but I needed a reason for the Vinsmoke siblings to eventually accept old Sanji killing off Vinsmoke Judge when they're younger. What better way to bring the family together than their mutual hatred for their late father?
Chapter 33
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Zeff glares hard at the bandaged stranger whose back is still turned to him. He snarls, raising his rolling pin, ready to clock him for the wreckage he’s caused… but he freezes.
The moment the blonde turns, Zeff sees his scarred face twisted into a furious frown—he has wide blue eyes, wet with tears. For a split second, the anger drains from Zeff’s face. Behind the stranger’s damaged skin and the bandages, he sees something else. A flash of a much younger boy—small, blonde with the same wide blue eyes, looking just as heartbroken. His chest tightens.
The man tuts and slowly stands, lighting a cigarette and taking a long, bitter drag. Zeff blinks and stares for a moment. He shakes his head to snap out of it and smacks the rolling pin into his palm.
Zeff
You’re going to have to pay for that.
Sanji
I’ll pay for that and some if it’ll shut you up.
Zeff
No. No, it won’t. We’ve got a dinner rush later on, and you come down here and wreck my ship?!
Look at this mess—my deck, my tables, my damn floor! Everything! We’ll have to close for the day!
The man shrugs, clearly unfazed, and starts rifling through his worn cloak for his Beri.
Sanji
Yeah, yeah. Just get a shipwright or a builder to fix it up. I don’t give a damn.
Behind Zeff, Patty approaches hesitantly.
Patty
Uh… Zeff…
Zeff cuts him off, stepping forward and gesturing to the stranger’s face and the bandages wrapped around his forehead.
Zeff
And what happened to your head? And your face?
Sanji
Why do you care? It’s none of your goddamn business is what.
Zeff
Oi. Watch your language!
Sanji
Wh—what? Why are you nagging me for that?! Who the hell do you think you are?
Zeff
I am Red-Leg Zeff, former captain of the Cook Pirates and the owner of the ship you just trashed. Who the hell are you ?
The stranger doesn’t answer. He just keeps digging through his cloak like this whole conversation is beneath him. Wanting to kick him out as fast as possible, Zeff pushes some more.
Zeff
You owe me half a mil.
That finally gets a reaction. The stranger freezes abruptly, jaw dropping as he whips his head toward Zeff. He yelps with a disbelieving tone, voice breaking in shock.
Sanji
HALF A—?! Fuck off this is half a mil!
Zeff
Hey! I said watch your language, young man!
The stranger blinks at him in surprise as if he'd never been called that before. Behind Zeff, the chefs glance at one another, equally confused by his reaction. Zeff is also astounded by his own words, but he tries his best to hide it.
Sanji
Uh… okay? You do realize I’m in my forties, right?
Zeff
This fine establishment is our way of life and that deck has been around for decades. It's not cheap or easy to replace! Most of these furniture you wrecked had hand-sculpted carvings on them.
Now pay up and get out of my sight!
Sanji
Yeah, yeah, give me a second…
The stranger starts patting himself down—shirt pockets, pants, his cloak again—growing more frantic as he goes.
Zeff taps the rolling pin against his shoulder, his patience wearing thin. The kitchen is closed between shifts due to the food supplies being late. Still, he’s sure the cargo ship had already departed hours ago. He steps toward the railing, peers over the side but sees neither ship nor boat docked nearby.
Zeff
How the hell did you even get here?
The man pauses, as if only now thinking about it. He glances up to the sky and sees a small trail of parted clouds overhead. Zeff follows his gaze, squinting. After a beat, their gazes meet, both with a mix of confusion and disbelief.
Sanji
…I guess I flew in? This is not where I wanted to be.
Zeff
Uh-huh. Well, we don’t want you here either.
Now, hurry and pay up! We don’t have all day!
Sanji
You’re so infuriating! I said give me a sec!!
He dives back into his cloak, flipping the inner lining, rummaging some more. All he pulls out is a notebook and a pen. He hides them back quickly and continues on.
Zeff
You don’t have any money… do you?
The stranger freezes. He slowly lifts his head, eyes wide.
Sanji
Oh… shi—
I mean—crap.
He slaps both hands over his face.
Sanji
I gave all my Beri to a little Marimo.
Zeff
…You gave all of your money… to a ball of moss?
Sanji nods behind his palms.
Sanji
Because I’d been a jerk and I owed him drinks.
Zeff
That’s nonsense. Did you hit your head and lose your mind?
Sanji
Apparently!
The stranger pulls his hands away from his face and stares at them with wide eyes.
Sanji
I guess I’m… broke? Penniless. I got nothing to my name.
Then, unexpectedly, he laughs—half embarrassed, half amazed.
Sanji
I can’t believe it! I got so used to throwing money around like it’s nothing! I’m practically loaded where I come from.
Zeff growls, dragging a hand down his face in exasperation. His forehead throbs just looking at the mess. Before he can say anything further, the stranger speaks—suddenly chipper.
Sanji
Well then—it’s a good thing that I’m a pirate at heart!
Zeff
Huh—?
In a flash, the man hops onto the nearest intact railing. He balances with ease on one foot, cloak fluttering in the sea breeze. Then, with a smooth twirl, he faces the stunned chefs and throws them a casual two-finger salute with a wide grin stretched across his scarred face.
Sanji
Au revoir!
And with that, he tips backward, freefalling straight toward the ocean. Zeff’s stomach lurches. His concern kicks in before he can stop it.
Zeff
Wait—!!
He and the other chefs rush towards the railing and peer over the edge, watching the stranger about to plunge far down into the sea.
But before he hits the water, something insane happens. The man springs off the air, again and again, with a bounce in every step. The crowd watching drop their jaws in disbelief as they watch the stranger run towards the far horizon, away from Baratie. After a while, Patty finally breaks the silence.
Patty
…Zeff, is it me or… does he remind you of…?
Zeff
Don’t even dare compare him to that thing.
Patty
But you are thinking it.
Patty
Little Eggplant is a good boy.
That? That was a goddamn miscreant.
Carne
Uh… is someone going to tell him there’s no land nearby? Not for—what—two days on a fast ship?
Patty
You’re free to try….
They watch the stranger’s silhouette disappear into the far distance.
—
With dinner bookings cancelled, the Baratie kitchen shifts gears from prep to damage control. Zeff and his chefs work tirelessly—hauling debris, salvaging supplies, and securing the splintered deck to prevent further structural damage. The upper dining area, now a hazard zone, is cordoned off, along with the connecting level below it. It’ll cost them a third of the entire ship’s available table space until it can be rebuilt.
As the sun begins to dip below the horizon, Zeff finally climbs to the topmost balcony to rest his aching back and legs. Puffing a cigar, he leans against the railing, staring out into the golden sea in content silence.
His thoughts, unwillingly, drift to the stranger who came falling out of the sky and wrecked a huge chunk of the restaurant.
Zeff scowls to himself. Surely it’s not his Eggplant. There’s no way. This one is older, meaner, rough around the edges and not to mention a complete ass. He didn’t raise his brat to blow in like a hurricane and leave others to pick up the pieces.
Still, he can’t help but compare the two in his mind—the voice, the disagreeable attitude, the facial structure… the wide blue eyes.
They say a father never forgets his son.
Voice
Sorry.
Zeff startles, nearly dropping the cigar in his mouth. His head spins over his shoulder—and there he is. It’s the stranger again. Sprawled on the rooftop belly-down, smoking lazily with his own cigarette, eyes on the same sea. He’s ditched the cloak, revealing an undershirt stitched with surprisingly intricate, almost regal embroidery. Zeff’s eye twitches.
Zeff
How long have you been up there? And what the hell are you doing back here?!
Sanji
Got nowhere to be.
Zeff
That or you realised there’s no land nearby.
Sanji
Please. I could have kept running. I swim well too, you know.
Zeff
And yet, here you are. After leaving us with your mess.
It’s subtle, but Zeff notices him tense. The stranger replies quietly, barely audible from the cool wind.
Sanji
…Unfortunately, it’s a habit.
The man takes a long drag of his smoke and averts his gaze. Then Zeff hears his stomach growl loudly. The man flinches and his face pinks.
Zeff
You just came back for food, haven't you?
Sanji
If I wanted to do that, I would have stolen some and left already.
I… may or may not have felt bad about earlier…. So… yeah.
Zeff stays silent, watching the lines of tension around his eyes.
Sanji
I know I've been selfish. I have been for most of my life to survive. But I’m trying to change that.
Zeff studies him, his frown deepening.
Sanji
Turns out, it’s harder than it looks. I got used to having everything my way—because I forced it. But now… being here, losing all that power and control…
So… yeah. Sorry. That I ruined your restaurant, and that I can’t pay you back.
Zeff exhales and flicks the ash off his cigar. Then, wordlessly, he jerks his head toward the railing.
The stranger blinks at the unexpected gesture. Then silently drops down beside him and leans on the same beam. His shoulders relax a little as he takes in the view. For a strange moment, there’s peace between them.
Zeff
What's your name?
The man turns to look at him but he hesitates. He purses his lips, looking very torn. Of course he doesn't want to reveal who he is. He's a bloody criminal—a “pirate at heart” as Zeff recalls.
After a moment with no response from him, Zeff speaks out.
Zeff
I’m going to call you Aubergine.
The stranger is taken aback, tilting his head on the side.
Sanji
Aubergine. Like… the vegetable?
Zeff
Technically, a berry.
Sanji
Who gives a shit?
Zeff
Language…
Sanji
God. Why are you acting like…?
Whatever. Just tell me what I can do to make things right.
Zeff lets a sly smirk tug at his lips, though he forces a grumble. He needs to show that it’ll take more than words of promises to impress him.
Zeff
Do you know what you're getting yourself into, young man?
Sanji
…That “young man” again….
Zeff
You’ll work. Until that deck looks brand new and your debt’s paid.
Sanji
Fair enough.
You know… if you're looking for a chef, I have some experience in—
Zeff
As our new chore boy .
Sanji stares at him in disbelief. Zeff just takes another drag of his cigar, eyes on the sea, fighting back the smallest twitch of a smile.
In the world far, far away, aboard the oarfish vessel descending toward Fish-Man Island, Fukaboshi’s fleet sails quietly through the last stretch of the deep. In the wooden kitchen of one ship, two brothers stand side by side, staring proudly at their masterpiece spread across the counter.
Ichiji sniffs, then grabs the edge of the young Sanji’s pink Dosko1 Panda apron—the one he insisted on borrowing—and wipes his eyes.
Ichiji
Sanji…
Sanji groans painfully.
Sanji
Don’t. Start.
Ichiji
But they’re so fuckin’ BEAUTIFUL!!!
Sanji
YOU KEEP CRYING EVERY TIME YOU LOOK AT THEM!!
Ichiji covers his face with both hands on each end of the apron, now weeping.
Ichiji
I am eternally grateful for your tutelage!!!
Sanji
How are you even crying?! Don’t you have—what—robot eyes or something?
Ichiji
Shut up! Let me feel things!
Sanji sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose.
Sanji
Can I have my apron back now?
Ichiji
No.
Sanji
…What? Why?
Ichiji suddenly straightens up and stares at him intensely.
Ichiji
It makes me feel pretty.
Sanji rolls his eyes, but a smile curves at the corner of his lips anyway. Together, they turn back to admire their work.
The scent in the kitchen is nothing short of intoxicating—a swirl of vanilla, chocolate, and toasted sugar, thanks to Sanji’s flawless baking skills. Ichiji’s execution in decorating is rougher around the edges, but there’s no denying his heart went into every single piece. He's proud of it.
Before them is a whimsical collection of desserts—bright cupcakes topped with piped icing, candy, and fondant, each modeled after their family. The recognizable hair colors and cartoonishly exaggerated features make them immediately identifiable.
The largest treats are large cupcakes (which practically pass as small cakes) resembling the Neptunes, with towering confections representing the three brothers, Princess Shirahoshi and the former ruler, Neptune.
Pirate King Sanji’s cupcake has a small lump of green jelly candy sticking out on its side. It has a shoddily drawn grumpy face with a scarred eye—Zoro, unmistakably. Right beside it, a smaller cupcake decorated with golden frosting and an exaggerated curly eyebrow—the younger Sanji.
But the centerpiece of it all, the pièce de résistance, is the one that draws the most attention. It’s larger than the rest of its cupcake siblings, and is intricately decorated with refined piping and delicate chocolate detailing—done by Sanji himself to achieve the desired quality. A devilish smile is carved into the fondant, framed by chocolate-molded goggles and headphones with antennae.
Sanji
Think he’ll finally open up to you with this?
Ichiji
Maybe. That doesn’t matter…. As long as he likes it.
Sanji
Is he usually this hard to deal with when he's upset?
Ichiji
He can be a pain, sure. But it’s never been this bad. He’s… changed. I don’t think I recognise him anymore. It's like we’re slowly losing him….
With that, the two proceed to carefully transfer the desserts onto two silver platters, intending to make it as presentable as possible for Niji. They hope to make it a surprise for him to finally give him a gift to celebrate his new title as regent, ending the war with Dressrosa, and, most importantly, use it as a peace offering to stitch up a torn relationship that Ichiji can’t explain.
Oddly enough, after working in his lab through the entire morning, Niji had confined himself in his room up until now which is unusual according to Ichiji. Normally, he’d push through the exhaustion if he thought something still needed doing.
As they work, Sanji occasionally sneaks a glance at his much older brother. Something gnaws at the back of his mind. When Ichiji catches on, Sanji quickly looks away, pretending to focus a little too hard on the alignment of the Neptune cupcakes. With a faint smirk, Ichiji speaks up.
Ichiji
Looks like something’s eating you up, brother.
Sanji flinches slightly. The word “brother” hits him every time. There’s no weight behind it here, no edge—just… warmth. He swallows it down, adjusting the little fondant crown on cupcake Fukaboshi’s head.
Sanji
I uh… I’ve been meaning to ask something.
Ichiji
Hmm?
Ichiji continues to arrange the cupcakes casually, trying to decide which figure should go right next to Niji’s. Silently, he makes the executive decision to place Yonji’s closer than the rest with the older Sanji’s on the other side.
Sanji hesitates, rubbing the back of his neck while watching him work, clearly uncomfortable.
Sanji
Don’t take this the wrong way but…
In my world, you’re an asshole.
Ichiji lets out a dry laugh but doesn’t look up.
Ichiji
That’s more of a statement, don’t you think?
Sanji
Let me finish….
He exhales, running a hand through his hair. His fingers linger, buried in the blonde locks.
Sanji
Not just you. Niji, Yonji… even Reiju, a little.
Ichiji nods his head to show that he’s listening, but he doesn’t interrupt.
Sanji
What changed?
That stops Ichiji. He glances up, caught by the seriousness in Sanji’s tone.
Sanji
I don’t get it. How you’re all so—ugh—
He pulls the cigarette from his lips and twirls it between his fingers, searching for the right word.
Ichiji finishes covering the trays with their silver lids and stands straight, cleaning his hands with his pink apron as he studies him.
Sanji
How are you all so… so…
Ichiji
Close?
Sanji
I was going to say “weirdly affectionate”. But yeah, that too.
Ichiji chuckles softly, then turns toward the round glass window above the sink. Outside, the blue of the sea darkens with their descent. A school of fish glides past, their silvery shapes flickering like memories. His smile fades.
Ichiji
We were real assholes to you when we were kids, weren't we?
He turns back. Sanji doesn’t answer—he doesn’t need to. His silence says enough.
Ichiji
A lot’s happened since then—the good and the bad…. But no matter how much time passes, I don’t think we can ever fully make up for what we did.
This probably won't change anything where you come from, but if you need to hear it from me…
I’m sorry for what we’ve put you through. You didn’t deserve it—any of it.
Sanji takes a deep drag of his smoke and sighs, looking away. He shakes his head.
Sanji
Is that why you’ve been spending so much time with me?
…Because you feel bad?
Ichiji
No.
Believe it or not, I actually like spending time with family. We don’t get to do it much. Everyone’s usually off doing their own part for the kingdom, spread across missions or territories. So… when we’re together, I try to make the most of it. I think we all do.
Sanji doesn't respond right away to process his words.
He kicks himself internally. Now that Ichiji has mentioned it, he recalls details of his first day in this world. Despite how strange the situation might have been, they’d been hospitable right from the very beginning. The family dinner. The food and drinks. The absurdly luxurious room that belongs to their kingly brother. That party Ichiji took him to, trying to lift his spirits.
They tried. And he didn’t even notice.
He thinks back to that ridiculous family hug from earlier that same day too. How much it had irritated him—only now he’s not sure why.
He stubs out the end of his cigarette, then quietly steps forward, standing shoulder to shoulder with Ichiji by the sink. Ichiji turns on the tap and begins cleaning the used bowls and mixing tools. After a moment, he starts passing them off one by one. Sanji takes each piece without a word, drying them carefully, falling into the rhythm of something that, while unfamiliar, feels natural. Not just as brothers….
As equals.
Sanji
You’re all just so different here.
Ichiji glances at him, saying nothing at first to give space for whatever else Sanji might want to say.
Sanji
I just don’t get it….
There’s a shift in his voice—quieter now, weighted and disheartened. Ichiji picks up on it and clears his throat.
Ichiji
I hesitate to ask…
Sanji looks up as Ichiji passes him the last of the rinsed utensils. Ichiji wipes his hands on a towel, tosses it over his shoulder, then leans back casually against the counter, arms folded.
Ichiji
Aside from being assholes, what are we like in your world?
Sanji
Ugh…
Ichiji
You don’t have to answer, really.
Sanji exhales and dries his hands. He mirrors Ichiji’s stance, leaning on the opposite counter to face him.
Sanji
No… it’s fine.
I was actually wondering why you all haven’t asked sooner.
Ichiji
We haven’t because… well.
We’re ashamed. Of what we used to be.
Sanji runs a hand through his hair again, resting it there as he recalls the bitter memories.
Sanji
For starters… you're just as ruthless. All of you.
Ichiji keeps still, listening closely.
Sanji
With you, you’re cold. Distant. Impossible to deal with. Aloof, arrogant, and worse—you don’t talk much.
But here, you’re… talkative .
Ichiji
…Huh?
Sanji visibly shudders, rubbing his arms as a chill runs through his spine.
Sanji
Compared to the Ichiji where I come from, you’re really, really talkative.
Ichiji
I’m not that bad!
Sanji
Yes, you are! You narrated your entire cupcake decorating process!! The whole TWO hours!!!
Ichiji
That was for the imaginary cooking show in my head.
Sanji
…I rest my case.
But… at least all of you have heart. You only reserve your ruthlessness to your enemies.
Ichiji smirks at that, but there's a glint of something heavier in his eyes. It’s hard imagining a version of their family without that heart at all.
Sanji
Then again, I don't really know what you’re like now. I haven’t seen everyone in nearly two decades.
Ichiji
That long? I thought you were stuck in Father’s old dungeon?
Sanji
I was. Worst six months of my life.
Ichiji blinks in surprise.
Ichiji
Only six months?
Sanji
…Excuse me?
Sanji glares at him, shocked and deeply offended.
Ichiji
Shit. I didn’t mean it like that . No matter how long—it was wrong. You shouldn’t have been down there at all.
It’s just that… our Sanji was kept there until he was thirteen. How the hell did you get out?
Sanji
Until he was— what?!
I got out because of Reiju!
Ichiji
Reiju?
Sanji
She felt sorry for me I guess. She broke me out and helped me escape.
Ichiji
She… felt sorry for you?
Sanji
Yeah? So?
Ichiji’s expression shifts, sober now.
Ichiji
You’ve met our sister here. She’s like us. She was born without empathy and sympathy.
That lands harder than expected. Sanji connects the dots. It explains the seastone helmet—Reiju’s, in this world. A design not for battle, but to feel. He sighs as his gaze lowers.
Sanji
…Oh. I see.
A heavy silence falls between them. Ichiji watches him carefully. When something clicks in his mind, his expression softens.
Ichiji
…You’re trying to find a way to turn your own siblings into us … aren’t you?
Sanji hugs his arm, rubbing it, looking small in posture.
Sanji
…Maybe. I wouldn’t mind it if that were possible. But I don’t think the seastones in my world work like they do here. I’ve never even heard of these raw condensed ones that give you full emotions when you eat them.
Though in all honesty, I don’t know what I really want. I thought I was happy with the Straw Hats.
…Until recently.
Ichiji straightens, startled by that.
Ichiji
What are you saying?
Sanji flinches under his gaze, unable to meet it.
Ichiji
Sanji…
He steps forward—one, then another—until he’s just within reach. Sanji lifts his chin, finally locking eyes with him.
Ichiji
Little, little brother…
You don’t want to go back, do you?
Sanji rubs the back of his neck, cheeks flushing. It’s all written on his face—the guilt, the confusion… the longing.
Ichiji lets out a long, steady breath, dragging a hand through his hair. His next words come out quiet, tinged with concern.
Ichiji
You want to stay?
Sanji
I—I don’t know! I guess I do.
Look, I can be useful. You’ve seen me fight. I can only get better from here! I helped defend our ship from Doflamingo’s fleet. And you know how good I am in the kitchen.
Ichiji
Sanji, we need our brother back.
Sanji
No, you don’t! I don’t know the man but he sounds selfish. He left you to deal with the war on your own!
Ichiji
Sanji, we want our brother back….
Sanji’s arms cross over his chest, shoulders hunched. The frustration shows plainly in his frown and in the slump of his stance.
Ichiji studies him, moved by how much this version of Sanji cares—how tightly he clings to this life to be with them. It stings to know what he’s about to say. He knows his siblings would do the same, but he hates the fact that it had to be him.
Gently, Ichiji places both hands on Sanji’s shoulders. The blonde twitches in surprise and looks up. Ichiji offers a small, sincere smile.
Ichiji
Don’t you want to see Luffy and your nakama again? Your uh… “Robin-chwan” and… “Nami-swan”?
Sanji
If your brother is there in place of mine, the Straw Hats are well-protected.
Ichiji
You said it yourself—he’s selfish.
Sanji
So?
Ichiji
My brother is set on finding the All Blue now. Knowing him, he would go at great lengths to do that. But if your crew can’t keep up with him, he’ll most likely find ways to go his own way.
Sanji
Then why the hell do you still want him back?
Ichiji
He isn’t perfect, but he’s still our brother. We’ve accepted him for what he is—the good, the bad… and the infuriating.
Sanji
But aren’t I?
Your brother too….
Ichiji lets out a long breath, slowly pulling his hands back to give Sanji space.
Ichiji
You are….
But, Sanji… I think you’re needed in your world a lot more than you realise.
Sanji scowls and crosses his arms tighter, one shoulder lifted in defiance.
Sanji
You’re just saying that because you don’t have a good enough reason for me to agree with you.
Ichiji presses his lips together, deep in thought. After a beat, he suddenly reaches out and yanks Sanji into a headlock.
Sanji
Oi—!
Before he can react further, Ichiji’s knuckles begin grinding mercilessly into his scalp, ruffling up his blonde hair messily.
Sanji
Oww—oww! What the hell are you doing?! Knock it off!!!
Ichiji
We’ll talk more when we reach Fish-Man Island, alright?
You should enjoy yourself as much as you can while you're here. I’ll take some time off for you and convince the others to do the same.
We’ll go on a family trip before you go back—wherever you want.
Sanji stops resisting. Flopped forward under his brother’s arm, he blinks in disbelief. For a moment, he feels like a kid again, back when Zeff would promise to take him on a long-awaited holiday.
Sanji
You’d… do that for me?
Ichiji grins.
Ichiji
Of course! With the war over and Doflamingo out of the picture, there’s really not much for us to do but keep the peace and hold our territory. We got clones for that, and the Neptunes have our backs.
Sanji grumbles under his breath, still unhappy but softening.
Ichiji
Come on! It'll be fun!
You can point anywhere on the map, and we’ll go. No questions asked.
We can fly, or dive if we have to. Anything you want, little, little brother.
Sanji
That… actually doesn’t sound so bad.
But what about… you know…
Ichiji gently turns them to face the dessert platters again. He finally releases Sanji, who straightens his shirt with exaggerated grumbling, then combs his hair back into place with his hands.
Ichiji
Niji might be tricky… but I know he’ll come around. Especially when he sees what we made!
Alright, let’s go grab him and—
Out of nowhere, a sharp, piercing pain suddenly erupts through Ichiji’s skull like a spike of lightning. A deafening high-pitched tone floods his ears. He gasps, falters, and collapses forward, gripping the counter for balance—just inches from the platters.
Sanji
Oi!
Sanji immediately catches his arm, holding him steady. Ichiji’s eyes go wide with panic. His mouth opens—but no air comes in. He clutches at his chest, suddenly gasping like he's submerged underwater. His whole body begins to twitch and tremble.
Sanji
Hey! Hey, what’s going on?!
What’s happening to you?!
As if he’s being strangled, Ichiji tries to speak to the best of his ability, voice raspy and shaky.
Ichiji
Can't—breathe—
His skin drains of color. Sanji stares, panic growing in his face, trying to steady him, but Ichiji's legs buckle further.
Then, amidst the noise screaming in his skull, Ichiji remembers. He’s heard this unsettling sound before—time and time again when any one of his brothers are in an extremely dire state. Most recently, back in Skypiea. It’s the neurological connection he shares with his quadruplet brothers—a distress signal.
But he’s never had it this intense before, like the pain is happening to him . It feels like he’s choking, his chest heavy.
Suddenly, the pressure shifts.
The pain ebbs just slightly, enough for Ichiji to feel its direction. The ringing in his ears twists—pulling upward, dragging his senses toward the ceiling. Wherever it’s pointing, it’s close.
His eyes shoot wide open as the realisation hits fast.
—
Cosette
Master Yonji!!
Aboard a certain Germa snail, also on its way to Fish-Man Island, Yonji suddenly drops to his knees on the open deck. He doubles over, clutching his chest, gasping.
The children he’s been watching over gasp and scatter at first, then quickly gather around him. The clones posted nearby move in to keep them calm, but it’s Cosette who gets to Yonji first, kneeling beside him in alarm.
Cosette
Master Yonji—what’s wrong?!
Child 1
Is it the nosebleed again?!
Child 2
Shut up! Can't you see he's not okay?!
Yonji’s hand trembles as it slowly rises to his throat. His eyes widen, filled with confusion and panic. After a moment of struggle, he speaks in a hoarse, breathless voice.
Yonji
Feels like I'm… choking…
—
In the other world, the Baratie's kitchen is finally back on prep work for tomorrow’s service—bustling with the rhythm of chopping, sizzling pans, and clanging utensils. The older Sanji, now dressed with a kitchen hand apron, stands at the sink, elbow-deep in suds.
As he lifts a plate to sponge it clean, he suddenly hears that horrible noise—distant, but it’s clear.
Following it, a chill travels up his spine, his breath catches in his throat, and his chest tightens with invisible pressure. He shatters the plate in his hands when he recognises the dreaded familiar call.
Behind him, Zeff and the other chefs pause mid-prep and look over the source of sound in concern. Patty lowers his knife. Zeff's eyes narrow at the sight of Sanji’s trembling hand—now with streaks of deep red across his fingers and palms, beads of it dripping onto the floor.
Sanji’s vision shifts. He sees something—white tiles in the dark but it’s hard to recognise the place. Everything appears to be warped and murky.
When the vision clears and the noise eases, his eyes get drawn to the open window above the sink. For a moment, he just stares at it. His heart feels heavy.
In a low whisper, inaudible from the other chefs, he mutters.
Sanji
Please be okay….
—
In a hurry, Ichiji sprints up the stairs and through the corridor of the living quarters, rushing straight towards his brother's room. The younger Sanji follows close behind, heart racing.
Ichiji
Niji?!
He bangs a fist against the door and rattles the handle. It’s locked and there’s no response. Then he stops abruptly as a thin puddle seeps out from beneath the door.
Sanji
Water…?
Without hesitation, Ichiji throws his shoulder into the door. The lock shatters and the door bursts open.
A wave of steam rolls out, thick and hot. The floor is flooded and water laps at their feet. At the far end of the room, the bathroom door is slightly ajar.
And through the haze, they see it—a familiar blue hair floating in the tub.
Ichiji
NIJI!!!
He bolts forward, splashing through the water, and vanishes into the bathroom.
Sanji stands frozen for a second, too stunned to move.
He hears loud splashing. Through the cracked door, he can see Ichiji lower onto the floor in a frantic state, trying to shake something.
Sanji rushes forward and swings the bathroom door open fully.
The tub is overflowing, hot water continues to gush from the tap. On the slick tiles lies Niji’s limp body—eyes slightly open, lifeless and grey. Ichiji is already working to resuscitate him, completely soaked, voice trembling.
Sanji
Oh fuck—
Ichiji
Sanji—call Law!
Sanji
What the hell happened?!
Ichiji
He's not breathing! I don’t know if he fell in or—or—
Just get Law—NOW!
Far, far away…
Sanji
Please be okay….
Carne
Hey! Snap out of it!
Sanji blinks, tearing his gaze from the window to turn his head to look at him wordlessly.
Carne
Watch it! Are you always this clumsy? Don’t tell me dishwashing’s too hard for you.
Still shaken, Sanji says nothing. He’s barely hearing him. The feeling in his chest is suffocating—one of his brothers is in trouble, and he’s powerless to do anything about it from here.
Patty
Hey uh… are you okay? You're bleeding. You really need to be more careful.
Sanji finally looks down. His hands are trembling, blood running along his fingers. He hadn’t even noticed the pain. With a sharp exhale, he disposes of the broken plate shards in a nearby bin and steps to the next sink, scrubbing his hands clean of blood.
Sanji
Don’t fuss. It’s just a scratch.
Zeff
Tch. You really don’t care for your hands, do you?
Sanji’s nose flares and his lips twitch. The words hit a nerve—completely the wrong time for a lecture.
He spins around with a glare sharp as knives—a look that's ready to kill. Zeff, clearly unfazed, simply glances at him while digging his hands in a crate of vegetables on his station.
Zeff
Glare all you want. Hands are a chef’s tools. You don’t take care of them, you don’t belong here.
He turns back to his chopping board, dicing vegetables with practiced rhythm.
Zeff
Now patch yourself up and get back to work. There’s a lot on your list and the day’s barely out.
Sanji rips off his apron and hurls it over his shoulder. It flops down behind him as he storms toward the back exit. The kitchen door flies open with a loud bang as he shoves through.
Zeff
AND DON’T BREAK MORE OF MY STUFF!
Without turning back, Sanij throws him the middle finger over his shoulder and the door slams shut.
—
That night, Sanji can’t get himself to sleep.
He’s been assigned one of the Baratie’s spare rooms—small and utilitarian, meant for temporary staff. An old desk and wardrobe sit against the far wall, a round porthole window peers out into the ocean, and a wooden-frame rickety bed takes up most of the space. The mattress is plain. It creaks when he turns.
And he turns. Again and again, restless.
Eventually, with a quiet sigh, Sanji swings his legs off the bed, gets up, and leaves his room.
He wanders through the quiet corridors until he reaches the far end of the railing. There, beneath the open sky, he lights a cigarette and leans against the edge, letting the cool sea air breeze over him. Stars spill across the night like scattered flour, and the ambient sounds of the water is calming.
Well, it should be calming. But it's not enough to ease his anxiety.
He sighs again, harder this time, and pushes himself off the rail. Standing still only makes it worse. His mind won’t shut up.
He figures he needs to keep his hands busy.
He turns. Behind him, in the dark, he sees the shape of the kitchen door glowing faintly under a small spotlight. Something about it draws him in.
His feet move before he decides to. As if they know what he needs better than he does.
Inside, he flicks on the lights, revealing Baratie’s kitchen—clean and untouched since prep ended. For some reason he can't quite explain, the quiet in here is more welcoming than outside. He surveys the stations instinctively. He recognises the soup corner, the grill, the prep bench—all familiar based on what he read as a child in those cooking books he had. For a long time, it's all he had.
At the far counter, he spots an open book lying flat. He approaches. It’s thick, weathered, and splayed out at a bookmarked page.
It's Zeff’s personal recipe book.
Next to it is a hand-written note listing potential specials for tomorrow’s menu. Sanji scans it curiously with a raised brow.
Sanji
…Why is everything smothered in oregano?
He remembers the staff meal from earlier—a hearty seafood stew brimmed with white fish, squid rings, mussels, and shrimp, slow-simmered with potatoes, carrots, fennel, and garlic. It was delicious. But there was one thing that dominated the pot like someone had spilled an entire jarful of it.
Oregano. And lots of it.
He scans the spread on the book. Lo and behold, there it is again—the same damn herb, bold and underlined. Twice. Sanji rolls his eyes.
He flicks through more pages, part annoyed and part impressed. The man may be a tyrant in the kitchen, but damn if he’s not thorough. Every recipe is detailed, tight, and methodical. It’s the kind of cookbook only a head chef with decades of battle scars could write.
Frowning, Sanji can’t seem to resist himself any longer. He finally reaches into his back pocket and pulls out his own but smaller battered notebook he’d been carrying around since his voyage with the Straw Hats.
Sanji
Maybe I’ll get Cosette to try some of these when I get home….
He begins copying Zeff’s notes, making small tweaks as he goes—alternate methods, ingredients and ratios based on tips he’d gotten from their own headchef and the worldly knowledge he’d picked up during his travels. He tuts at bits he doesn’t like and annotates where he’d do better. He knows he won’t be able to test any of it yet, and that gnaws at him—but still, he keeps writing.
By the time he’s onto his tenth recipe, he finds one that piques his interest among everything else. Zeff’s signature seafood fried rice.
Sanji
Oh thank fuck there’s no oregano.
Something stirs in his heart. It demands a certain… need. One he finds hard to ignore. His eyes get drawn to the far wall where a line of tall cooler and freezers stand.
He remembers seeing leftover ingredients earlier. The chefs had stored them away because Zeff likes to make sure that they maximise the use of all meat and produce they acquire. It's a quality he recently learned that the man possesses, and one he secretly admires him for.
Sanji quickly strides over to the fridge, opens it and grins widely. There’s just enough to work with—odds and ends. Some prepped fish, diced vegetables and cold rice in a bowl near the back.
Surely they won’t miss a little bit. Not if he does it right.
His hands start to move, as if they have a mind of their own.
And for the first time since coming to this world, something feels truly right.
—
Patty
Zeff! ZEFF!!! Wake up—now!
Patty’s frantic pounding rattles Zeff’s door.
Zeff's eyes snap wide open. With a murderous groan, he rolls over to his clock and glares at the time. It's still a couple of hours away before his early morning wake up to start breakfast service. Grumpily, he drags on a nightgown, straps on his peg leg, and yanks the door open to find half the galley staff crowding the corridor.
Zeff
Someone better have died.
Patty
Zeff, it’s Aubergine! He’s gone nuts!
Zeff
What?!
Patty
The kitchen is… it's… just—come on!
—
Zeff opens the door to his kitchen to find it in complete disarray.
The place looks as if a cyclone had ripped through. Across every station are open jars, spilled sauces and knives left out at unsafe places. From the kitchen sink, pots and pans, heavily stained and some still warm, are stacked to the ceiling.
Amid the wreckage, one counter by the double doors towards the dining room is immaculate, bearing an array of plated dishes that look suspiciously like his own… only the presentation is flashier.
Sanji
HEAD CHEF ZEFF!!
Zeff hears a cheerful voice call out from around the corner at the soup station—lively, playful and proud. Sanji reveals himself as he walks towards him wearing borrowed mitts and carrying a deep pot of steaming hot soup. Zeff’s mustache twitches but Sanji simply beams at him, too happy to notice Zeff’s anger.
Sanji
Head Chef Zeff! Look what I made!
Zeff
What the HELL did you do to my kitchen?!
How much food did you use?! We just bought them!!!
Excitedly, Sanji sets down the pot on the counter nearest Zeff, pushing used utensils off onto the floor with loud clattering noises.
Sanji
I found your recipe book! Beautiful stuff—
Zeff is taken by surprise by the compliment but he’s still pissed off. Just as he opens his mouth to say something, Sanji continues.
Sanji
But they could be better.
Behind Zeff, all the chefs exchange nervous glances, unable to see the man’s reaction to the criticism but they know he’s hit a nerve.
Sanji
So I stayed up ALL NIGHT making your dishes and improving your recipes!
A sharp collective gasp sound through the room, followed by tense silence. No one changes Zeff's recipes. Ever .
Not since the Sanji they all know and love left with the Straw Hats.
Sanji
Well… as much as I could anyway. I’m halfway through your book!
Here!
Sanji ladles what looks and smells like pumpkin soup then garnishes it with coconut milk, microgreens, roasted pepitas and fresh black pepper. With one hand, he offers the bowl to Zeff while the other holds out a clean spoon for him to use. His smile wide and bright, looking mighty proud of his efforts.
Sanji
I picked up a couple of tricks during my trip to Skypiea for this one specifically. It’s your recipe, but with added spices to deepen the richness! I used some authentic sky island techniques too! Come on—try it out!
Zeff’s mustache twitches. His nose flares. He doesn’t even glance at the bowl. Instead, he slaps Sanji’s hand away, the spoon clattering across the tiles.
Zeff
You come here… wreck my deck, and now my kitchen—then you insult my own creations?!
Sanji’s grin fades. He stares at Zeff, stunned into silence.
Zeff
Get out of my sight and out of my restaurant. I want you to hitch a ride with the first ship that comes by. I never want to see your face ever again.
Sanji
But I—
Zeff
GO!!
After a heavy pause, he sets the soup down, throws off his apron and mitts to the floor, and storms out. The rear door slams loudly behind him. From his rush, a small notebook slips from his back pocket as he goes.
Zeff watches him disappear, eyes shadowed, chest heaving. Then, cautiously, he steps forward and picks up the fallen item. He flips through the pages—recipes, tweaks, corrections, thoughtful notes. Then his brow lifts at the earlier pages.
Silence thickens in the room until—
Patty
Mmmmmf.
The chefs turn to him. He’s mid-sip of the pumpkin soup, eyes wide.
Patty
…Whoa.
Carne
Oh. My. God.
They glance over. Carne’s elbow-deep into another dish—sirloin steak with red wine jus served with seasoned vegetables and creamy mashed potatoes.
Carne
Boss… you need to try this.
Any of it.
Without a word, Patty offers the soup to Zeff. He sighs and, reluctantly, finally moves.
He pockets the notebook, takes the bowl and picks a clean spoon. He sniffs and tastes the soup, carefully studying it.
His face remains unreadable, but he doesn’t spit it out. He lets the taste sit, eyes narrowing in thought.
Patty
Sorry but… this one is better than yours….
Zeff says nothing. But he doesn’t argue.
—
As if the ruined deck isn’t enough to worry about, Zeff and his chefs have had to clean up more of Sanji’s mess. Zeff’s day has had a rough start, and his mood only becomes more sour when he discovers that Sanji didn’t leave.
When the first customers arrive for the day, Zeff spots him outside helping the newly hired shipwrights with repairs on the deck as a spare hand—hauling timber, holding beams steady, fetching tools. He had ordered his chefs to make sure that Sanji takes the first ship that came by, but clearly, the bastard’s just as stubborn as he is. That or his men secretly disagree with his orders. Probably both.
Zeff’s suspicion grows when he sees Patty slip an extra serving of food onto a tray bound for the shipwrights—the food meant as part of their payment. He’d specifically told him to scare the Aubergine off. Yet during his own break, Zeff catches sight of Patty crouched behind a stack of lumber, chatting and joking with Sanji like old pals, voices low behind the pile.
When Patty returns to the kitchen, he goes about his work like nothing happened. Zeff lets that one slide.
Until he notices Carne do the same. Then another chef. Then another.
One by one, they take their breaks outside. They return with a little more laughter in their voice, a little more skip in their step and the faint scent of Sanji’s cigarette stink clinging onto their clothes. Every. Single. Time.
By the end of the day, Zeff is ten times grumpier than usual. And his chefs are too annoyingly bubbly to even notice.
—
Night falls, and Sanji sneaks into the darkened kitchen through the back, careful with each step. He doesn’t bother flicking the lights on this time. He moves by memory, making a beeline for one of the tall fridges.
He eases it open and his expression drops when Carne's promised portion of dinner for him isn't anywhere to be found.
Voice
Looking for this?
Sanji flinches hard. His hunger and excitement to taste more of Baratie’s food had distracted him so badly that he hadn’t even noticed the presence. His observation haki completely failed him.
The overhead lights flash on and he spots Zeff sitting at the far end of the kitchen. He’s glaring, holding up an empty container in one hand, the name “Aubergine” scrawled in bold letters on the lid.
Zeff
Looking for a snack, are we? I finished it. Got hungry myself.
Caught on the act and too frozen to move, Sanji blinks at him for a beat, then—
Sanji
…I'm not actually here. I'm… invisible ….
He whispers the last word slowly while backing towards the exit on tiptoes.
Zeff rolls his eyes and stands.
Zeff
Stop .
The word lands like a commandment. Sanji halts mid-step.
Zeff drops the empty container in a nearby sink as he approaches him—each step slow and deliberate. He doesn’t get it. There aren’t many people he fears but somehow, Zeff is at the top of the list.
Zeff stops in front of him. He gulps nervously.
Zeff
I'm still hungry. Going to need you to cook.
Sanji blinks but before he can speak, Zeff throws him the apron he had discarded earlier. It lands on his face.
—
Zeff instructs him to create a dish only partly familiar—bouillabaisse with rouille croutons.
Sanji isn’t dumb. He knows exactly why Zeff chose this dish. It’s the one he didn’t make that chaotic morning because he knew how much time and finesse it needs. A true test of a chef’s breadth. It demands a demonstration of knife work, delicate prep, mastering the fish stock, and building flavor through timing and patience. Even the rouille croutons aren't for beginners.
This isn't just about dinner. This is a test.
Fuck it, Sanji tells himself, rolling up his sleeves. He’s too hungry to argue. It might take two or three hours, but at least he’ll get a proper meal out of it—good or bad. And the sooner he finishes, the sooner he eats.
Zeff watches from a distance, arms crossed in silence… for a while.
But when Sanji finally moves on to the seafood prep, scaling and cleaning fresh fish for fillets, the old man can’t take it anymore.
Zeff
Cut with your arm, not just with your wrist. You'll strain yourself like that. You won’t last a day.
Sanji freezes mid-slice. He exhales through his nose, adjusts his posture, and follows through more smoothly.
Zeff
And straighten your back!
Suddenly, an unexpected wooden spoon pokes the small of Sanji's back. He jolts upright.
Sanji
HEY!
Zeff
Elbows in. I want two feet ON the floor at ALL TIMES while you're standing! And roll down your damn sleeves! I can’t take this anymore!
Zeff continues poking and prodding him to correct his posture as he speaks. When he mentions the sleeves, he smacks his bare forearm hard enough to sting.
Sanji
Oww—gah—AHH-HAHAH—ticklish—! Ouch—AAUUGHH—STOP IT!
Why do I have to do all that?! I'm cooking your recipe by the book! Shouldn't that be enough already?!
Zeff
Do you want to injure yourself while you're at it?! Idiot!
He gestures with the spoon toward Sanji’s prominent facial scars.
Zeff
I can tell you’ve cut and burned yourself before. I don’t know what kind of reckless kitchen you come from, but over here, we take care of our tools. Including our bodies!
Without warning, he whacks Sanji’s cheek just where a scar crosses his skin. Sanji recoils, almost losing his balance.
Sanji
AH—FUCK!
Zeff
And watch your mouth before I clean it with soap! How many times do I have to tell you?!
Sanji
STOP NAGGING ME LIKE THAT! Why in the world do you care so much?! You're not my dad!!
Zeff
And did I tell you to stop, chore boy?! It’s getting late—keep going!
Sanji grits his teeth and groans. Then he bends over the cutting board and continues where he left off. He succumbs to Zeff's relentless instructions.
—
When the meal was finally ready, Zeff instructed Sanji to bring the food into the dining room.
Two servings on hand, Sanji pushes open the double doors with his shoulder—and his mouth drops.
It’s his first time seeing Baratie’s main dining hall, the crown jewel of the entire ship. He takes in every detail—the hand-carved fish designs on the pillars, the polished wooden floors gleaming under the light, and the massive crystal chandelier glittering from above like a constellation frozen in glass.
But what catches him most off guard… is Zeff.
Already seated at the central table, the old man waits with a bottle of wine, two glasses, and their table neatly set.
Sanji can’t help the smirk that tugs at his lips. Straightening his back, he walks over with grace and elegance, carrying his cooking with pride.
Sanji
Your meal, sir. Thank you for your patience.
Zeff
Tch. The service is shit. I didn't even get offered water. And the wait? Ridiculous . The food better be good.
Sanji
You made me cook this of all things!
Zeff
And make it too easy for you? You're out of your mind.
Sanji
Would you like some lemon to go with that sour attitude? Or have you ruined the mood enough already? I was trying to be nice to you!
Zeff
Geh! You add lemon now and you’ll ruin the whole balance, you second-rate cook.
Sanji
Aha! So you at least acknowledge that I am a cook!
Zeff
I didn’t say “a good cook”. Don’t get ahead of yourself.
Zeff pours them each a glass of chilled white wine and they begin eating. The dining room settles into quiet.
Sanji fidgets inwardly. Despite everything—the yelling, the insults, the wooden spoon poking and prodding—he finds himself anxious for Zeff’s reaction. The old man eats steadily, without comment, until his bowl is empty aside from the emptied clam shells left behind.
Sanji can’t take the silence any longer.
Sanji
So… what do you think?
Zeff dabs his mouth with a napkin and looks at him.
Zeff
Ehh.
Could be better.
Sanji blinks. For a moment, the words sting. Then he sees the twitch at the corner of Zeff’s mouth—the dry, wicked humor in his eyes. The old man flipped his own line back at him. Sanji huffs softly through his nose.
Sanji
You’re right.
Zeff cocks a brow, surprised.
Sanji
I mean, it is your recipe….
Zeff
Tch. The recipe’s perfect. It’s your execution that could use some work.
Sanji chuckles and eases back against his chair. He doesn’t argue against it, finally accepting the old geezer’s ever stubborn personality. He still thinks the recipes could use a little tweaking, but he can’t disagree with the fact that he needs more practice.
Unexpectedly, he realises that, for the first time in a long while, he wants more practice.
Zeff reaches into his chest pocket and places something on the table. Sanji’s eyes widen.
Zeff
Before I forget, you dropped something.
It’s his notebook. Sanji quickly takes it, fingers brushing over the cover.
Sanji
I’ve been looking for this. I thought I’d lost it…. This is… this is really important to me.
Zeff
That why you stayed? To find this thing.
Sanji hesitates, his gaze still on the worn notebook.
Sanji
…Among other things….
Zeff nods as he refills Sanji’s glass, then his own.
Sanji
I did promise to help with the deck.
And… sorry I ruined your kitchen too. I uh… cleaned up as much as I could from just then.
Zeff
Well, that’s certainly an improvement.
You seem to have an impulse problem. On top of your… anger problems.
Sanji
I… do have a lot of those…. Problems, I mean. And somehow I make more while trying to deal with the old ones.
Zeff doesn't respond. He simply eyes him, studying the lines on his face. He sees a hint of regret written on it.
They sit in silence for a bit, sipping their wine in content quiet. Sanji’s thumb traces the edge of his notebook.
Zeff’s eyes narrow, then nods toward it.
Zeff
You want to find the All Blue?
Sanji doesn’t look up immediately. His gaze lingers on the notebook before finally lifting to meet Zeff’s.
Sanji
Yes.
Zeff
What if I told you that it’s just a myth and you're wasting your time?
Sanji
Then I’d say you're full of crap.
Zeff should be offended. But instead, a genuine smile flashes under his mustache. Sanji nearly jumps—he didn’t even know the old man was capable of it.
Sanji
Wait… you went through my personal notebook? That’s private, you nosey bastard!
Zeff
You said my recipes “could be better”. I was curious what your “genius" had to offer. Thought it was just a recipe book.
Sanji
Yeah, well…. It’s starting to become one.
Sanji smiles gently at the item in his hand.
Sanji
And no, you’re not going to convince me that the All Blue isn’t real. It’s somewhere out there. I will learn more about it and I will find it.
Zeff lets out a low chuckle, deep in his chest. Sanji stares at him. He didn’t realise the old man is capable of making sounds like that either, other than his tuts and growls.
Zeff
You won’t have to worry about that. We’re both in agreement. It is real. And it is out there.
Sanji
Huh. You’re full of surprises, Red-Leg.
Zeff
My son is somewhere, looking for it too.
Sanji
…You have a son?
Zeff
Yeah. A pain in the ass, just like you. But at least he's got manners.
…He’d have offered me dessert by now.
Sanji
…Do you want dessert?
Zeff
Don’t be an idiot. It’s midnight. Sugar this late’ll kill my old gut.
Sanji
But—you—! Then why the hell bring it up in the first place?!
Forget it. I don’t understand you.
Zeff takes a slow sip of wine. Maybe it’s the booze—or maybe it's something else—but, unfortunately, he’s finding himself enjoying his company.
Zeff
Do you like cooking?
Sanji pauses, caught off guard.
Zeff
I can tell you do. You had this stupid smile on your face even while I was yelling at you.
Sanji
I used to like it….
Zeff notices his shift in expression. He looks pained.
Sanji
After my mother passed, it wasn’t exactly… encouraged in the family. I’d forgotten what it felt like.
Sanji looks at him eye to eye and smiles brightly.
Sanji
So, thank you.
For reminding me that it’s fun.
Zeff tilts his head back slightly, caught off-guard by the earnestness.
Zeff
Don’t get all sappy with me now. You still owe me a lot of Beri.
Sanji
So now you’ve tasted my food…
Zeff
Which I still think could be better .
Sanji
Shut up. It’s perfect and you know it.
…Am I still kicked out?
Zeff leans back in his chair, refilling their glasses one last time.
Zeff
Now that you mention it… On the contrary—
Sanji’s eyes light up.
Zeff
Since you know the Baratie’s dishes well enough…
You’re promoted.
Sanji smiles widely, expression bright and full of hope.
Zeff
As a waiter.
Sanji’s smile drops and his eye twitches.
Many, many years ago…
In one quiet medical room in the Germa Kingdom, Sora isn’t quite alone.
Sora
Yonji, I have something for you…
Tada!
She holds out a patched-up superhero plush—its limbs restitched and stuffing tucked neatly back in place. A white cape still flutters slightly as she hands it to the green-haired boy on the floor, looking up at her in surprise.
Yonji
Oh, you fixed it!
He springs up onto her bed and snatches it from her with excitement. Sora watches, smiling softly, as he spins it around in his hands. She giggles and, with a gentle teasing lilt in her voice, she asks.
Sora
And how did it get broken in the first place?
Yonji
Father says toys make us weak. They distract us from training. So…
He trails off, his smile wide and eyes still on the toy. Sora's smile falters, the hurt flashing through her eyes. Yonji, completely unfazed, begins to fly the toy through the air above his head, making swooshing noises.
She hesitates to ask for details—if it’s his father that tore the toy or if he did it himself. She’s not sure which one is worse.
Sora
…I see.
Well, this can be our little secret, okay?
She pokes his nose playfully. Yonji isn’t sure why, but if his mother “orders” it, then he must do it. He grins.
Yonji
Okay, Mother!
Sora
Come here, sweet pea….
She opens her arms and Yonji climbs into her lap.
Sora
You might not understand this now, but I hope one day you will…
She gently takes his small hands in hers, cradling them.
Sora
Sometimes, it’s easy to forget that we learn more by holding something gently…
Slowly, she moves his arms to cradle the toy against his chest like a small baby.
Sora
And by taking care of it….
Yonji frowns down at the doll in confusion.
Yonji
But it's just a toy. It doesn't feel anything.
Sora
I know. But one day you may meet someone who's hurting—
And they might not be so easy to fix.
Yonji looks at her thoughtfully.
Sora
And if we do mess up, we show up, patch it up, and we keep trying.
Yonji squints down at the doll, lips pursed, puzzled.
Sora
Does that make sense?
Yonji’s face scrunches some more, thinking hard.
Yonji
…But it’s just a toy .
Sora sighs and pulls him into a hug. He doesn’t return the affection—he never has—but he doesn’t resist either. The doll stays clutched in his arms, held a little more carefully now.
Yonji
I don’t get it.
Sora can tell he’s really trying. At least it’s something. She kisses the side of his head.
Sora
You will, sweet pea.
—
Many, many years later…
On the open deck of a Germa ship bound for Fish-Man Island…
Yonji
Tada!
Here—she’s all fixed!
Yonji, seated on a crate surrounded by children, hands a patched-up doll to one of the kids rescued from Dressrosa. Cosette and the other children watch with wide eyes.
Child
Thank you, Yonji!!
She hugs the doll and scurries off with the others to play. Yonji watches her go, smiling.
Cosette
You're surprisingly really good with that, Master Yonji. And taking care of children.
Yonji chuckles softly, watching the kids run off.
Yonji
Yeah, well…. Let's just say I had a really good teacher.
His smile lingers for a moment—then it fades. Then he continues more quietly.
Yonji
But… I wish I could do more than just… fixing toys .
Cosette glances at him, sensing the weight in his words. Yonji leans forward, elbows resting on his knees, eyes on the ground.
Yonji
I just keep thinking…
If I’d taken better care at the very beginning…
He wouldn’t have ended up like this….
Cosette looks away, lips pressed into a line.
—
Elsewhere…
Aboard a different ship en route to Fish-Man Island, tucked away in a not-so-quiet medical room—
Niji stirs, his eyes tensing at the sound of low bickering.
He blinks slowly, trying to focus. The lights are dim but he’s been in this room enough to recognise the metallic ceiling, blurred as it may be in his vision.
Niji
…I’m in… the Polar Tang?
His eyes look around, taking notice of the wires and sensors attached to his body. Beside him, there’s an IV drip and a heart monitor, and he seems to be wearing a gas mask. His eyes follow the persistent hushed noises coming from across the room.
He sees Sanji and Ichiji, backs turned, squabbling at the far end.
Sanji
No, don’t eat it!
Ichiji
But I look so delicious?
Ichiji holds up what looks like a bright red cupcake with pointy sugar details. Sanji snatches it out of his hand with visible exasperation just before he can take a bite. The two continue to quietly bicker as they fuss over… desserts, apparently.
Niji watches them from afar, bleary and weak. For a moment, he scowls, feeling mildly annoyed that they woke him until Sanji and Ichiji shift positions, revealing an impressive arrangement of cupcakes arranged on two large platters on a table—each one carefully styled to resemble a member of their family.
He sees one modelled after him, gloriously decorated and positioned right at the front.
His eyes droop close again, the tug of sleep too strong. But just before he drifts off, a faint smile forms across his lips.
Niji
Idiots….
Bonus Comic
Notes:
I know, old Sanji's nickname could be better but it's really hard not to choose Aubergine. For those who don't know, eggplant and aubergine are literally the same thing. The term is interchangeable depending where you are.
Also, another little fun fact---the food that I chose for Baratie is based off the menu in the restaurant where I worked as one of the wait staff years ago. It wasn't a ship, but the building was built over water. They had their own dock and everything so boats and sailing ships can park outside then have their food served to them either inside the building or taken over to them for private dining. Fancy shit. Great spot for watching fireworks.
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