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    Hobbits are born with wings and tails, around 200 years before the dwarves were fucked over
    The hobbits had it rough at the beginning and they don't want to repeat that
    Never socializing with any other race
    Never even speaking and-
    Bilbo put that down it has diseases!
    (Bilbo running off with thirteen dwarves and a wizard: "Huh?")

    The hobbit but my way
    Hobbits have wings and tails
    I want my hobbits strong dammit

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