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[11:23 PM]
🐵 Hyun: GUYS. HELP.
🦊 Haru: what now
🐰 Wumuti: did u run out of snacks too
🦋 Rui: did ur hoodie get stolen again
🐵 Hyun: NO THIS IS SERIOUS.
🐵 Hyun: THERE’S A SPIDER IN MY ROOM.
[11:24 PM]
🦊 Haru: lmao
🐰 Wumuti: bro just kill it
🦋 Rui: or let it vibe idk
🐵 Hyun: LET IT VIBE??? IT’S HUGE.
🐵 Hyun: I THINK IT MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME.
[11:26 PM]
🐰 Wumuti: what do u want us to do
🦊 Haru: say ur goodbyes ig
🦋 Rui: i’ll tell ur story
🐵 Hyun: I’M SERIOUS. SOMEONE COME GET IT.
🐵 Hyun: I’M NOT SLEEPING IF IT’S STILL HERE.
[11:28 PM]
🦋 Rui: haru u go
🦊 Haru: no.
🐰 Wumuti: rui u go
🦋 Rui: absolutely not.
🐵 Hyun: WOW SO FAKE.
[11:30 PM]
🐰 Wumuti: ok ok i’ll come
🐵 Hyun: HERO
🦊 Haru: take pics
🦋 Rui: make sure u record his reaction
🐵 Hyun: I’M LITERALLY SUFFERING STOP MAKING THIS A JOKE
[11:33 PM]
🐰 Wumuti: okay. i’m outside ur door.
🐵 Hyun: hurry.
🐰 Wumuti: bro it’s the size of a raisin
🐵 Hyun: YOU WEREN’T HERE WHEN IT MOVED.
[11:35 PM]
🦊 Haru: did u get it
🐰 Wumuti: yeah i let it outside
🦋 Rui: hyun did u scream
🐵 Hyun: no.
🐰 Wumuti: yes.
🐵 Hyun: YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO SAY THAT.
[11:37 PM]
✅ Haru changed the chat name to “Hyun vs. The Spider (0-1)”
🐵 Hyun: i hate it here.
🦋 Rui: rip hyun’s dignity
🐰 Wumuti: at least u can sleep now
🦊 Haru: until the spider comes back for revenge
🐵 Hyun: I’M BLOCKING YOU ALL.